DarkMorford: 🦜 SQUAAAWK
CommiePuddin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Wingspan) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (6m from now).
Juliamon sets up the raid barriers
Earthenone: we have those?!
NightValien28: the mods do
Juliamon: They don't do anything, but it's the polite thing to do when you know it's coming
IbunWest: moistLurk
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
Sheikun07: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
NonUniqueGuy: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sail up your mother.
Earthenone: !quoth raven
Sheikun07: I adore these commands so much.
SmithKurosaki: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #7461: "Do bears have morals?" —Kathleen [2021-01-18]
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what is your opinion on birds?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6156: "I would love to disengage from the badger." —Adam [2019-06-22]
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
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mtvcdm: And really don't *all* birds want to disengage from the badger?
NonUniqueGuy: !quote birds
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
serramarkov: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Goorguy: Mmm that menu asmr
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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floki4242: click
Earthenone: who are todays ornithusiests?
NightWingMistHawk: !lasttweet
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serramarkov: Someone has a hot mic! Clicks of mouse, nothing embarrassing.
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username_taken43: Birb tiem
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RaklarLS: oh nice, a birbstream
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sookasook: I'm excited to see if I've been playing correctly
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL just playing the wingspan sound, which includes clicks when wheeler pushes a button :)
dhredlink: I love wingspan and am happy to see them play
RandomTrivia: *Ca-caw intensifies*
Heckhoundbolt: More at the keyboard AFK!
RandomTrivia: Crossing the Keyboards?
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DarkMorford: Away From Kovid? :P
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AWells44: 4 long years is over
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biosomniac: As an ecologist this game makes me so happy. Are they playing the Oceania expansion?
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Electrodyne: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
fastlane250: everything is fire
RandomTrivia: Here we go!
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CelestaRose: James raid
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: BANGER ALERT
matthaus_c: everything is panicBasket
LordZarano: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
coachNelly: eggerything is fowl
Alas_Babylon: Time to span some wings
matthaus_c: how dare you nelly
wench_tacular: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrCreeper
RandomTrivia: @coachNelly Boooo, but also Nice
matthaus_c: oh wait you're a dad, you're allowed. move on
WallofSleep: Hallo new to live stream
Ilyusion: BIrb game!
Butternades: Ah perfect timing
SmithKurosaki: eggy bois!
RandomTrivia: Ian already has LUL
KodeMage: googoogachoo?
fastlane250: why do they look like different snapshots of the same person at different points in time lrrSPOOP
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Getter404: I was told there would be birbs and perhaps Eggs
samwiser_: @wallofsleep hey hey, welcome!
Electrodyne: goo goo ga choob
mtvcdm: Just a bitumen we've got here
KodeMage: I am the walrus
TheGreatPotatoMage is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Hunterprime!
Alas_Babylon: Good yolk streamer
mtvcdm: !patreon
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ggodopaste subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
ggodopaste: 15 months! lrrHERE
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wench_tacular: we're sorry
DAC169: BIRBS aipHi
fubargames: Sure, blame us!
Goorguy: This is exactly how I wish to waste my time thank you.
wench_tacular: birbs
MadmanOreo: "Look what you made me do" -Ben Wheeler
Electrodyne: Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun....
NamesAreSilly: Ian, stop fondling the P...
WallofSleep: @samwiser_ thank you
Featherweight_: More fool you. My time has no value.
Getter404: It had the New AFK Intro in it and everything
Heckhoundbolt: It was THE last game played on AFK
SmithKurosaki: So many birbs
Fruan: Oceania birbs!
Butternades: @featherweight_ as a musician, I agree my time has no value especially since my field has completely died
34Witches: birb gam?
misterbreaksit: Why did you pronounce it like that?
Getter404: It's... European and Amazon expansions, right?
biosomniac: Yeahhhhh boy Oceania
Electrodyne: Caw-pyrights
A_Dub888: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #225: "Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
mtvcdm: Oh boy, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg I can't wait
NonUniqueGuy: Points are good too.
mtvcdm: Birds have bird powers
Rootpotato: who cares who the best bird is, im here for you shittiest bird takes
goma_fada_nomad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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Kreiseler: wait the points on the cards are an objective measure of coolness?
mtvcdm: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Alas_Babylon: They're good birbs, Bront
GhostValv: video game bird
misterbreaksit: Put birb down, birb lay egg, egg good. Got it.
samwiser_: they're all good birds, bront.
WallofSleep: Who gets the Storm Crow?
Heckhoundbolt: Goose
Getter404: I've heard it described as "Engine Building 101" and... yeah, fair.
LariatWest subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
LariatWest: Wingspan - here to offer you many eggs
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RandomTrivia: Oh THAT'S what Oko needed all that food for!
RealGamerCow: I've seen a bad bird. There was an asshole goose that attacked people where I used to work. No their nest was not near the work
Heckhoundbolt: Bad birds exist, they are geese and swans
LariatWest: Birds for the Bird God - math checks out
samwiser_: something something titmouse.
LordZarano: Eh, common gull is pretty bad bird tbh
Hangedman: it's a nice straightforward engine-building card game and definitely not deeply complex and competitive
Getter404: Bird Facts: Birds have only existed since 1963. Scientists are still not sure why.
egonomogo: bird stick with egg get
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afantastico: Happy to hear about cloacas.
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rhade7: Bird Facts: Servos are actually birds.
mtvcdm: Welcome to the bird mixer
egonomogo: i'm already mega intrigued yeah that uh that's all i need there lol
egonomogo: hm nice bird art? card game? sign me up.
matthaus_c: Read The Fucking Bird
mtvcdm: If there are so many birds, how do you explain whales?
Kreiseler: bird facts: big ornithology actually created the concept of birds in 1962 in order to sell greeting cards
Getter404: Much like a fighting game, to conquer it you must learn to read your opponents.
TacitusVigil: Ian is an expert in in-vest-ments in vest-ments. Kappa
Heckhoundbolt: Is wheeler having a stroke?
JokerBoney: @benjamin_wheeler next episode of north100 about the Oceania expansion of bird game?
adambomb625: Birds aren't real, they're just government drones
Getter404: There is no bird punching, however. That's Root.
egonomogo: i'll take 100 chickadees please
LariatWest: Get birds with colorful names!
Sheikun07: many birb
egonomogo: burd bord berd byrd bard baherd
MegaDosX: Semantic satiation!
34Witches: Bird bird? Bird bird bird, bird!
coachNelly: @egonomogo see this byouurd gets it
shurtal: brown powers in this habitat will activate?!?!?
RealGamerCow: morbird fascination?
BjjBrain: 10/10 morebird joke!
JokerBoney: it's all Ben can talk about when he's streaming
egonomogo: @coachNelly word, bird B>
GhostValv: video game bird confirmed jerk
Alas_Babylon: Does Matt actually have a 24 hour timer?
Dog_of_Myth: @JokerBoney Is he going to make a bird deck for Gladiator?
sydnius: ! findquote birb
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
coachNelly: we all do @Alas_Babylon, but we'll play quick
JokerBoney: @dog_of_myth he has
Alas_Babylon: *whew* that's a relief
Kreiseler: is kangee in this set?
Dog_of_Myth: @JokerBoney Dear lord....
JokerBoney: @dog_of_myth we are also getting Bird Walk
egonomogo: god i want a physical version of this game, i'm googlin to see if it's real
Getter404: God, Wingspan legit has the nicest board components I've ever seen. They gave the dang manual a linen finish
circusofkirkus: the bird is the word
Alas_Babylon: a lot(tm)
RandomTrivia: !addcount bird
Butternades: How does one ask a bird if you can tough it?
Kreiseler: 89 so far
egonomogo: ohh my god it's rael
ElektroTal subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
ElektroTal: wtf 50
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Juliamon: egonomogo It started as a physical game
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @egonomogo it is, wheeler showed it earlier
jonnykefka: b-b-b-b-bird bird bird, bird is the word (I'm not sorry)
rhade7: With air holes, right?
shurtal: American Woodcock?
fastlane250: a mailable bird
LordZarano: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the deck
Goorguy: How does that work across borders?
Mysticman89: its just a picture of him flipping a bird
Endless109: Ostrich, 100%
circusofkirkus: will you send it by carrier pigeon?
egonomogo: welp i have my husband's birthday gift all lined up.
Heckhoundbolt: Does the bird come alive
halberdian: I mean he didn't specify for it to be alive
JagwarJenkins: you can get chickens in the mail with canada post
RealGamerCow: Mailing live birds right now is strongly discouraged, due to USPS delays. Seriously.
GhostValv: they're sent alive
Manae: Depending on where the recipient lives, it might just migrate to them
Dog_of_Myth: Cassowary or get out!
egonomogo: matt PLS
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Favre_Studios: Insert name here.
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RandomTrivia: OMG Matt
Getter404: I'm currently doing that but with Scythe.
DarkMorford: So Wheeler was an early bird for a while?
Alas_Babylon: It also just seems to have a lot of genuine effort and love put into it
halberdian: Birds are fierce
shurtal: i thought the L and i in that first bird were a u
egonomogo: wow not even one bird...
SacrificialToast: speaking of soundtrack, there's no game sound on stream
Getter404: I haven't heard much buzz either way about the follow-up, Mariposas, but that may be a result of launching in 2020.
TacitusVigil: You can hate war and love Risk.
halberdian: yeah there's no game sounds
egonomogo: tufted titmouse <3 good bird
matthaus_c: so Magic players?
egonomogo: cormorant <3 good bird
Williams4jesus: no game audio
Heckhoundbolt: Why is one of you a badger?!
rhade7: Need to get #BirdGaming trending...
エクセル: Using an XBox controller at any time for anything feels terrible
Kreiseler: feels weird to use anything that has a trigger on pleasant bird game
Getter404: Have the nice chill game audio now
egonomogo: i just realized that geeking about various birds are probably not good to do in chat since this screen experience probably isn't shared -_- my apologies to whosever hand this is, i have no idea about the rules yet lol
Fairgrim: Bird is the word
RandomTrivia: (side note: I hope Root comes back for CtS again too)
Endless109: game ruined 5/7
Robot_Bones: follow my onlybirds
Dog_of_Myth: @Getter404 I think it has been getting some love on BGG.
Getter404: @egonomogo Half the fun in Wingspan is learning to love the birds. Go nuts.
egonomogo: does it not out someone's hand?
halberdian: oh I would subscribe to an onlybirds
Alas_Babylon: Birds are Plains in addition to their other types.
Favre_Studios: waterfowl
Heckhoundbolt: Can the platypus play?
egonomogo: it's 8:30pm and cold as hell but i'm suddenly feeling very guilty about my suet feeder being empty :X
Kreiseler: are birds the original plains walkers?
fastlane250: lrrWOW
ItsMeRST: So you don't get more birds from eggs?
Kibbik: Boids?
LariatWest: more birds in area make Bird God better at doing bird things
Favre_Studios: He's from New Jersey
HundreydAundre: What is he then? Uh Birb-lord?
egonomogo: earlier today we saw some ENORMOUS crows in our maple tree. they were gorgeous and talkative. i almost ran out to give them baked chicken i have as dog treats.
circusofkirkus: Ian's for you page is terrifying to think about
BjjBrain: Bird b'n'b
circusofkirkus: has Ian been on woodchuck revolution tik tok or doorknob tiktok?
SnowBuddy18: "I like to keep the algorithm guessing" mood
Dog_of_Myth: Just get a tan Nelson.
BjjBrain: all I know is blue and water draws cards
34Witches: Ah, the Northern lrrEFF er
Alas_Babylon: Good yolk, streamer
aphroditetheclown: Wait, does Ian know? How the Tiks Tok?
Getter404: This has been a real Board Game Season for me, got Legacy Season Zero for Xmas, successfully taught a friend Gloomhaven over Discord yesterday, and just today was eyeballing the digital edition of Spirit Island
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Dog_of_Myth: Flawless logic
egonomogo: smh nelson shoulda said yes....
Getter404: Oh no, Nelly is Weebl, this changes everything.
Favre_Studios: Mushroom, mushroom
RandomTrivia: Thank you Matt...
Camail: weebl money is where its at
A_Dub888: !findquote weebl
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Camail: yea he did a short
LordZarano: Weebl has a Twitch channel now
Getter404: Where ya gonna see lions/Only in Kenya/Come to Kenya, we got lions
Favre_Studios: !findquote flash
LRRbot: Quote #694: "Turn to your left and flash her." —Beej [2015-09-18]
TheWriterAleph: in a ROW??
ArgentumFlare: That implies that 'Evil' is Mr. Knievel's first name
TheGreatPotatoMage: Can't keep a good Weeble down
Dog_of_Myth: Ian's not wrong....
Icelight: murmuration
RandomTrivia: Murmurating
ArgentumFlare: Swarming?
FlyboyZeb: murmuration
Kibbik: ^
Favre_Studios: murmuration
RandomTrivia: It's absolutely incredible to watch
RandomTrivia: It's like watching a gel swirl around
RandomTrivia: Not sure, will research
Pheonix888: thats mumbling
Favre_Studios: murmur is the root
ArgentumFlare: Medieval Latin murmuratio (“murmuring, grumbling”)
Electrodyne: Based on the sounds the furries make
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler here you go. late Middle English: from French, from Latin murmuratio(n- ), from murmurare ‘to murmur’. The usage as a collective noun dates from the late 15th century.
NonUniqueGuy: Did someone say Holes?
A_Dub888: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
SmithKurosaki: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
ArgentumFlare: I'
ArgentumFlare: I'm a Butler, I buttle.
Getter404: Cuttlefish, all the way down.
GDwarf: Cuttlefish have one bone
GDwarf: It's more of an internal shell
Favre_Studios: shell
ArgentumFlare: Birds don't have bones, birds aren't real.
GhostValv: :\
Favre_Studios: ish thing
fastlane250: Egretsy
Darleysam: Wyrmwood Gaming: the bones of birds and the skins of bees
RaklarLS: it's a fish, that's composed of cuttlefishes
KodeMage: ospry
The_Kraken19: Nestsy
matthaus_c: I didn't know birds shared an environment with whales
HundreydAundre: Bird-wheelrr: Legged Creat Chore - Human Bird Advisor 2/3 1WU Whenever a creature with flying is played for the first time this turn, place a +1/+1 counter on each Bird you control. Birds you don't own cost 2 more to cast after the first bird played this turn.
RandomTrivia: The birds are too sensible to leave Wales
Getter404: Birds respect international borders and treaties
KodeMage: Ospry is a real bird
RaklarLS: ah yes, El Calamar Festival.
GhostValv: :o
KodeMage: tree embryos
KodeMage: bird shit... :p
RandomTrivia: Yeah, like slightly more horseshit than usual LUL
KodeMage: unsubscribe bird facts
fastlane250: I'll be honest, the banter is the reason I'm here tonight. It was so good last time
DAC169: did you know that birb is the word? aipOMG
UberDan1337: At least you acknowledge that you're making shit up.
ThePixelSavage: I am just happy to see yall play this again :)
MAPBoardgames: Huh? Did something happen? I was napping.
NamesAreSilly: I think I saw someone saying it was their first Stream earlier. So, yeah...
MegaDosX: So you're saying people shouldn't use LRR as a research source?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ngl, LRR making shit up is precisely why I watch
Juliamon: I'm here to mod chats and count cloaca mentions, and there's not a lot of chat to mod
FoxFyr: I thought tonight was gonna be jackbox, but hey I'm not gonna complain about some good old birdgame
RandomTrivia: I mean, it can't be a Flash event either now...
HundreydAundre: I actually want to make that card now.
RebekahWSD: I personally get all my bird information from a bird bander I know who also does bird art.
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon I have questions....
ThePixelSavage: speaking of cloaca ... fist prsitine preserved dinosaur cloaca was found
Mysticman89: oh right, Quicktime was a thjing
MegaDosX: Ian pls
RebekahWSD: I think she's a full bird scientist made of birds
electra310: I get all my bird information on the street because my parents never taught me! :O
RaklarLS: oh hold on, did they add more animations to the birds?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Juliamon: I heard about the dino cloaca about an hour before I learned they'd be playing Wingspan tonight.
NamesAreSilly: I'm sorry, *fun*? That is NOT a universal truth about QTE's, sire.
RandomTrivia: "Flash Flooding" means something different to a certain segment of developers...
NamesAreSilly: I meant to say "sir". But, sire works, so we'll go with that...
ThePixelSavage: another brid feeder fact - in the UK tits are developing longer beaks cause of the bird feeders
SacrificialToast: owl!
KodeMage: is it a may re-roll or a forced reroll?
KodeMage: we played it as a forced re-roll
RaklarLS: some birds even want to put their eggs in other birds
ElektroTal: "big egg"
shurtal: Larger than before
theaggrokrag: ben wheeler, known eggs player
alexanderthefine: but I thought wheeler was big egg
Ilyusion: Wow do I have egg on my face
frogomb: Yeah you better run egg!
Rootpotato: how many eggs can you fit in a half kilo-horse
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plummeting_sloth: 88 months firmly in the thrall of the Egg Council
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ItsMeRST: Wheeler, are you trying to say all eggs are the same? So I can put any egg into my egg deck and it will work out the same?
underhill33: big œuf
NamesAreSilly: Is "Big Egg" just Sheldon from Garfield?
theaggrokrag: collector ouphe
Electrodyne: ooeuf
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VmKid: !subscribe bird facts
ThePixelSavage: @VmKid thank you for subscribing to Servo-facts
raaabr: Corvid-fax?
Getter404: The birds are very invested in making sure OoT wins the bracket every year.
TheWriterAleph: when you want to buy a bird, say "show me the BIRDFAX"
Favre_Studios: !unsubscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
plummeting_sloth: Sealand might give you a grant for that
plummeting_sloth: I swear I've seen a video of a bird doing a fax noise
LurkerSpine: Hatoful Boyfriend plot
Electrodyne: ooooo WEEooo WEEooop
RandomTrivia: Yes, Paul. Yes
Kaorti: counter-birb intellegence
Getter404: Well there's that Attenburough video of the Lyre Bird doing a camera and a chainsaw and whatnot
KodeMage: IP over pigeon is real guys, they did it in Australia.
Kaorti: Cowbirds finally have a use!
plummeting_sloth: "I do not know how the 3rd world war will be fought, but the 4th will be fought stick and stones and birds"- Einstein
NamesAreSilly: And then someone escalates and starts employing cats
Ilyusion: You could have a Cold Warbler
KodeMage: "IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service"
kenohki2: I'd much rather the crow break-in and the break the fax machines
HundreydAundre: Duh BIA: Birb Intelligence Agency
Dog_of_Myth: In before Flock of Seagulls talk starts....
theaggrokrag: hummingbirds? at this time of year? localized in your kitchen?
Sunidesus: there are SO MANY warblers, it's hard to have names that make sense for them
RaklarLS: they had a really good eyesight
MegaDosX: Hey!
KodeMage: blue and grey overlapped as a color a couple hundred years ago, at least in english
kalku__: That is NOT ok :P
MegaDosX: I take offense to that Wheeler! :p
ashiok_nightmare_moose: harvey birdman?
kalku__: Pea cock sounds so made up
RandomTrivia: Secretary Birds are worth looking up, if anyone hasn't seen one. They are WEIRD
ThePixelSavage: the shoebill is more of a "supreme court justice bird"
TheGreatPotatoMage: Secretary Birds are awesome
RaklarLS: "if you repeat the same joke enough times, everything is a joke"
SmithKurosaki: Ahh, I see we've reached the Frasier portion of the episode
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KodeMage: everything is a joke if you've done the correct amount of drugs...
KodeMage: we have those, that's it's call, legit
RaklarLS: i mean, loggerhead isn't exactly better
RandomTrivia: Wait, Al Capone was a Deer? lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheWanderingNomad: That's a bit presumpetion Matt G :D
KodeMage: Do Rooks only fly in straight lines? Is that where that comes from?
Ilyusion: She's acquired the right to eat them Anna did not have enough money
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
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SmithKurosaki: So, I shared the ouef joke with some bilingual friends. They're so mad they're thrashing their guitar at me. Thanks Wheeler
RandomTrivia: It's a LRRning opportunity
RandomTrivia: after akk
RandomTrivia: *all
Hexi_Lexi: hey friends! reminder that i love you all more than words can express!!!!!
SmithKurosaki: You too Hexi lrrHEART
theaggrokrag: I have absolutely no idea hoe tis game operates or what the goals are but I'm excited to see brown powers activate
plummeting_sloth: oh man, has there always been a player icon that's a badger in this game?!
DoctorBobnarAwesome: I love the bird stream
HundreydAundre: Eye was right!
Ilyusion: Absolute units
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Hexi_Lexi: so when are they gonna show tits? :p
NonUniqueGuy: What is Nelson's favorite anime stream?
RandomTrivia: LUL
HundreydAundre: But not really...(and I thought that bee Beej)
SmithKurosaki: Birb stream best chill stream
theaggrokrag: nice reference
Kaorti: forest fish
kalira77: tree fish
plummeting_sloth: it'd image its oily
Juliamon: Would swan be that different from goose?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ive had goose, it was ok
RaklarLS: very gamey, and it bites back.
LurkerSpine: crow can kill you
Cavemanhar: corphish Kappa
SmithKurosaki: iirc, only the UK monarchy can eat swan
Hexi_Lexi: also, now that birds are on my mind. it ALWAYS kills me when i remember that the scientific name for Thrush is "Turdus"
SmithKurosaki: (in the uk)
SmithKurosaki: Oh right
plummeting_sloth: nah, it's the london school of Economics that can eat swan
RandomTrivia: There's literally nothing you can say about Oxford or Cambridge that won't make BOTH of them mad at you :D
SmithKurosaki: iirc its cambridge
Twilight_Spark: Went to Oxford, haven't heard of this one.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: 'have them washed' you mean
Electrodyne: Swan tongue
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Twilight_Spark: But it's probably Cambridge they're slimy there anyways. Kappa
RaklarLS: yes, all swans are royal-bound
chesul: yea, I believe the Queen owns all the swans, so you need her personal permission.
SmithKurosaki: Random things I learned from QI
plummeting_sloth: also important to remember there's a different being allowed to eat swans and being able to eat swan. Anyway CAN eat swan... soome folks just have to be sneaky about it
RaklarLS: why eat swans when there's peacocks?
Favre_Studios: and peahens
RandomTrivia: @RaklarLS It tastes un-pheasant :p
fastlane250: father i cannot click the boardgame
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plummeting_sloth: also, it only counts for Mute Swans. You see a Whooper swan in Scotland, you go to down
plummeting_sloth: er to town
SmithKurosaki: It scans either way
RandomTrivia: @plummeting_sloth I mean, the "down" joke works too
RaklarLS: some of the new birds from the Oceania expansion are kinda terrifying, as expected
DarkMorford: @plummeting_sloth If it's a mute swan, does it have to tell you? Kappa
LordZarano: Duck Duck Go open Wingspan to find out more about that one duck
RaklarLS: if you tie, you sum first and second place and divide between both players
plummeting_sloth: @DarkMorford , the current ornithogical method for distinguishing swans in England is to take a swing at one. If a gentlemen in a Beefeater hat shows up and tells you to stop, that's a mute swan
BooperOfHonks: I keep hearing "duck building games" and it makes me a little confused, ngl xD
Juliamon: plummeting_sloth The gentleman is there to protect you. That swan would fuck you up.
lamina5432: Broke 100points in this game recently though it was through the Oceania expansion.
DarkMorford: @plummeting_sloth I have no problem with Beefeaters. I just had a burger for lunch! :p
NamesAreSilly: So how are your billables, then?
nyquister_: Kea's are arseholes...
TheWriterAleph: k-k-k-kea
Simonark: Or just sheep. A parrot that works like an eagle.
MAPBoardgames: Is the chupacabra a bird?
plummeting_sloth: the only non-tropical parrot I believe
The_Kraken19: Everybody loves the helmet humping Kakapo
MegaDosX: I've been swooped my a magpie. They don't mess around in Spring.
RaklarLS: also the Kakapo is in the expansion
lamina5432: There are penguins in Oceania.
emmasaurusjane: There are so many ravens in Victoria
Driosenth: jackdaws?
LurkerSpine: love this twitter: https://twitter.com/corvidresearch
Juliamon: It's more like a big grackle.
possummtg: CAAWWWW
Hexi_Lexi: CA CAW
Twilight_Spark: Clifford does seem like just a big dog.
DarkMorford: I think I hear Baltimore getting angry
YurikosWife: Clifford is a Kaiju
Dog_of_Myth: @DarkMorford No, that is just Wed.
Hexi_Lexi: id say STRIXly, but ok :p
SmithKurosaki: Oh spinal tap
ballesta25: Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz
RandomTrivia: Or if it's capitalised when it shouldn't be and it's a Mega-metre :D
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plummeting_sloth: Are Thighs are Bastards
plummeting_sloth: All
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
plummeting_sloth: Isn't Peter Weller like a professor of art history now?
RandomTrivia: Nice one Nelly
plummeting_sloth: oh man, I just realized that Northern Flicker could ahve some serious kerning problems
fastlane250: LRL bit?
Goorguy: somewhere Graham is writing down LRL bit ideas
Simonark: Streaming has a double meaning here
RaklarLS: a no stream stream?
Ilyusion: Paul there arent enough reality shows about piss
plummeting_sloth: now don't go patenting birds
Moonspeak721: 1 ventriloquist show is too many, really
DarkMorford: Which one of these dummies is the best ventriloquist?
RandomTrivia: Welp
GhostValv: :O
Hexi_Lexi: WAT
plummeting_sloth: Wow get wrckd Cassin
Favre_Studios: welp
RandomTrivia: IAN
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
Mashamino: oh... well, that's nice to know
Favre_Studios: IAN!
Hexi_Lexi: IAN
MyBuddySuperfly: M'lard
Hexi_Lexi: NELLY
Favre_Studios: Mallard
Electrodyne: by his own ptar...migan
plummeting_sloth: they sent a special agent bird that had already consumed a bunch of arsenic ahead of time
Hexi_Lexi: sick lard
NamesAreSilly: "Mal....from the latin "bad" "
MyBuddySuperfly: Mallarse?
DarkMorford: Mallards are tasty
Brozard: M'llard
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of birds, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
Nigouki: duck fat improves EVERYTHING
beckett_brass: Also, sorry I'm late
LurkerSpine: is it in your fridge or in your freezer?
RandomTrivia: Hey there beckett_brass
plummeting_sloth: I've got a whole mason jar filled with duck fat from the tiny bird I did a couple of weeks ago
SmithKurosaki: Get matched with Hot Lard in your area
plummeting_sloth: bought a whole bag for potatoes to do up with it, and just made duck soup out of the carcass
plummeting_sloth: a very generous bird
SmithKurosaki: Also, duck fat fries are epic
CommiePuddin: Carve off what I want and ride the rest home!
DarkMorford: Ian, wanna go get Peking duck sometime? lrrBEEJ
Hexi_Lexi: so when are we going for that Peking duck you promised me Kappa
TheGreatPotatoMage: "Get in the Penguin, Ducky"
DarkMorford high-fives Hexi_Lexi
emmasaurusjane: Mings is a crater
Hexi_Lexi high fives @DarkMorford
RandomTrivia: They have dividers between all the tables, no peking!
plummeting_sloth: if folks want so to prepare for yourself, Aldi usually has it this time of year
Bobtheninjagoldfish: HELLO EVERYONE
SmithKurosaki: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
SmithKurosaki: Hi Bob
Hexi_Lexi: NOTHING ever goes wrong with Peking Duck, right, Yakuza Like A Dragon?
RandomTrivia: Hey there bob
corefluxx: BIG YELLOW TAXI
MyBuddySuperfly: now you can park all the ducks
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Hexi_Lexi: hey Bob <3
plummeting_sloth: haha
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm assuming I'm gonna have to go back and pick up so many birb puns
Hexi_Lexi: BEN LUL
RandomTrivia: OH NO
KodeMage: that sounds like a crapshot...
TheGreatPotatoMage: jlrrNo
DarkMorford: @Bobtheninjagoldfish You won't egret it, that's for sure
plummeting_sloth: "Uhh... excuse you mean DEMOLISHED paradise, the paving would be inclusive of putting in a parking lot"
Hexi_Lexi: @DarkMorford im just waiting for them to show tits :P
plummeting_sloth: hell yeah freedom chicken!
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MuffinsOnAHill: The biggest of birbs
MyBuddySuperfly: pick the bald vulture, then
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @DarkMorford I knew that they would come through in the clutch.
fastlane250: the bald eagle. the b'eagle.
Simonark: Draw better birds, whoa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Hexi_Lexi not gonna lie I was thinking that one.
Simonark: It’s Edward Lear time,
Hexi_Lexi: @Bobtheninjagoldfish im glad im not the only one
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Savannah Sparrow is miley Cyrus' Birdsona.
DarkMorford: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Just make sure you get some puns from all the streamers. Don't want to put all your eggs in one basket.
SmithKurosaki: Yup! There's one in Lake Ontario iirc
r10pez10: man the poop deck
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ashiok_nightmare_moose: ians trying to gaslight us into thinking breaker high is real
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MyBuddySuperfly: you sing "i'm on a boat" everyday in the morning
KodeMage: they learn to sail, but it's an ancient tall ship
Hexi_Lexi: @r10pez10 teehee you said poop
NotCainNorAbel: high seas school
KodeMage: you can do it in the US too, in DC
Electrodyne: like Voyage of the Mimi starring Ben Affleck
KodeMage: with ROTC
DarkMorford: Oh, you mean the school ships from Girls und Panzer!
Electrodyne: yes, young Ben Affleck was in Voyage of the Mimi?
Hexi_Lexi: since this is a game about birbs, wouldnt the book be Moby Duck?
Angelic_Bovines: There's a thing in australia where youths sail a ship named after james cook's Endeavour
Favre_Studios: No!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Breakin' 2: electric Boogalo?
plummeting_sloth: *Stuck in a classroom in the middle of the ocean, reading "A man without a country"
Getter404: Do birds have abs send tweet
Electrodyne: Shabba dabba Doo
MyBuddySuperfly: you mean raw chicken?
LurkerSpine: the wing?
MAPBoardgames: Birds have broad shoulders to carry all of the jokes of this stream.
plummeting_sloth: Its like pork shoulder, but much much smaller
Mivair: Do birds know what chicken tastes like?
Angelic_Bovines: do they want bums?
Rootpotato: can birds twirk
deyja429: Birds don't have blatters.
RaklarLS: the bald eagle's dangling feet are so adorable
Mivair: *Should* birds twirk?
plummeting_sloth: actually that's very apt pairing, because they usually use the red-tailed hawk screech in place of the Bald Eagle
Getter404: Eagles are notoriously stupid. Unlike Owls, who are SECRETLY stupid but have great PR.
plummeting_sloth: who's cry is pathetic
fastlane250: put all the points into charisma
RaklarLS: they have two modes: EAAAT and ???
Manae: Bald eagles sound so dumb every movie and tv show uses red tailed hawk sounds instead
Favre_Studios: Yeah, if you want cool go for peregrine falcon or turkey
Manae: "Look at this bald eagle!" *makes red tailed hawk screech*
Getter404: The best birds are crows, because they are just smart enough to know how hold grudges
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Do birds dream of Electric Sheep? Send Tweet.
MuffinsOnAHill: Eagles as a whole are not that smart in general
RandomTrivia: The food pile has Steel Fish? Those sound difficult to eat
fastlane250: stealin fish from the dish
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
SmithKurosaki: @Manae They use red tail sounds for most birds of prey in media because eagles sound lame
egonomogo: i love common grackles don't @ me
plummeting_sloth: it's 2021, you can't just call something a dark-eye'd junko
MyBuddySuperfly: chimney swift?? gotta look that up
egonomogo: like oilspill baby crows
Juliamon: Grackles are pretty but they're such dinguses
egonomogo: i honest ly don't mind dingus birds or squirrels
A_Dub888: He's grackling off!
egonomogo: they just aren't scared and hang out. i always still manage to see juncos and nuthatches and woodpeckers that are more shy at other times.
MuffinsOnAHill: I have no idea what this game is, but it birb
MyBuddySuperfly: I like how the birds talk to you between rounds
egonomogo: they're just loud and pushy like sparrows
SquareDotCube: Grackles got the crazy eyes
Getter404: So they're like Land Seagulls
Simonark: Grackles are like jays, they make a call that mimics predators and is annoying
egonomogo: grackles scared crows?! interesting :O
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no, the birb police
SmithKurosaki: Ahh, the call of the wild ambulance
egonomogo: the REAL jerks of the backyard are bluejays though let's be real
SmithKurosaki: Its flight is so majestic
plummeting_sloth: careful, it's the federal bureau of grackles!
Juliamon: Blue jays are absolutely the biggest assholes
SmithKurosaki: Indeed
Juliamon: And they fucking know it too
MuffinsOnAHill: Grackle just sounds like a made up word
egonomogo: but nelson grackles have pretty rainbow oil slick feathers ;-;
NamesAreSilly: It sounds like a small, mean, Fae
RaklarLS: or larger bits of gravel
nyquister_: Moo mo
plummeting_sloth: nah, it totally sounds like a cat
RandomTrivia: The AtLA universe has a bunch of hybrids
nyquister_: Mo mo*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Release the Gracken! That's an sc2 throwback for you
Mashamino: probably?
egonomogo: are catbirds the one that mimic a toooon of birdcalls mixed together and make their own cool song? i think so.
plummeting_sloth: and gave us the idiom of the Cat-bird seat
youngfrey: My in-laws call them Crackles, and I can't bring myself to correct them. It comes up way more often than you might think.
Getter404: Gracklle sounds like the new trendy hybrid fruit that ends up being the Fast Casual Trendy Flavor for the next six months.
x0den: the one time a bear was just a bear everyone was weirded out
ArcOfTheConclave: And then there was the earth kings bear
egonomogo: my husband and i listened to a gray catbird for like an hour one time it was amazing.
Fairgrim: Wait it's just a bear? how odd
Angelic_Bovines: duck-turtle! woo-hoo!
RandomTrivia: The cat-birds are great
RandomTrivia: "A wizard did it"
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Johanson69: i tune in and discussion is about flying bisons. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BIRDS STREAM
GoblinRanger: A mad wizard (of the coast)
egonomogo: oh shit raptor invasion
Bobtheninjagoldfish: speaking of Busted simic cards, is there one in Kaldhiem?
SmithKurosaki: Just blame veldalkeb
egonomogo: lmao wait is there a cowbird to just destroy someone else's nest
RaklarLS: "a planeswalker brought an invasive species from another plane, but it turned out they could reproduce with the local fauna"
RandomTrivia: @RaklarLS Oh that's real good
Getter404: Grackle will be the next wizard after Zapsworth gets crushed by another rock.
egonomogo: nelson's having special word moments today
Haroldholmes25: grackle, a mad wizard, has imprisoned you in a jar. do you try to get yourself out?
plummeting_sloth: whoa whoa hold your horses and birds
Johanson69: @egonomogo that almost sounds like pheldagriff
plummeting_sloth: fighter of the night heron, SQWAAAAA
fastlane250: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: chat requires woodcock peents
Getter404: I think that just sold me on getting Windspan digitally.
egonomogo: @Johanson69 lmao similar but....different. i'm not sure the cowbird's size is what does the damage.
plummeting_sloth: like multi clicking on the peon on Warcraft
DarkMorford: Woodcock 500?
egonomogo: they sneak their eggs into other nests and their babies hatch and eat the food and push the other babies out
tergonis: me not that kind of wood
A_Dub888: If you find a woodcock, will you race tiny cars on it?
frogomb: !Wood
Mashamino: is it like Warcraft where they eventually explode if you click them enough?
plummeting_sloth: Wingspan-Fuser crossover when?
matthaus_c: just make the bird say "ROWAN! Haelp!"
egonomogo: they should all have accurate calls, time to write the devs
Kaorti: Parrots have real rhythm.
egonomogo: SEEM like humans? how many stacks of cups can YOU destroy, hm, ian?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Kaorti: booooo that ian!
Vargen_HK: There's a "collection" screen from the main menu where you can hear the bird calls. I don't remember if it has music.
DarkMorford: HORNER
Getter404: Birds do not believe in capitalism.
egonomogo: CUT
LurkerSpine: lol
Ilyusion: "Paul cut the camera"
Hexi_Lexi: "2 tweets of a someone help me" Nelson Salahum (2021)
Hexi_Lexi: Salahub*
frogomb: This game makes me think of the Tiki Room at disney.
LordZarano: 2 tweets of a trapped in a metaphor factory please help
Johanson69: Only thing I have to really contribute: I more than once observed a woodpecker "digging" (?, am German) into the the building material. There's a row of holes along that corner of the building
SmithKurosaki: @Johanson69 Digging works, but most people probably say Pecking
Johanson69: @smithkurosaki ah fair, felt like that may have been to much repetition.
Makimachine: Compared to sea gulls, Eagles are geniouses.
LordZarano: I was gonna say "drilling" but then I realised that the right verb for a woodpecker is probably just pecking yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Sports!
Hexi_Lexi: LUL gdi wheeler
egonomogo: one time i was playing with a littlest petshop orange kitty toy when i was like 8. a seagull flew down and snatched it straight out of my hand and flew away. i to this day think that bird thought it stole a cheeto.
MuffinsOnAHill: The trees at home where I grew up have multiple rings of dents and holes going up their trunks from woodpeckers
egonomogo: we get red-bellied and downies here muffins
egonomogo: i love them. love the sound they make.
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
egonomogo: O_O
Hexi_Lexi: please never say "daddy ian" ever again
noSmokeFire: daddy no likey
MuffinsOnAHill: I have no idea what kid of woodpeckers we had in north Texas, just that they occasionally loved our walls
Hexi_Lexi: but do birds have teeth? :P
FrozenRoseFour: Do birds have tongues?
noSmokeFire: some birds have teeth ON their tongues
plummeting_sloth: not only do birds have tongues, many woodpeckers wrap their tongues around their own brains to insulate them for the impacts
Johanson69: woodpecker's tongues wrap around their skulls so as to dampen the impact on their brain
MuffinsOnAHill: Do birds have rhythm? Can they cut a rug?
nyquister_: They are blue right?
egonomogo: have you seen a GOOSE tongue?!
Getter404: This... this is age gated, right?
plummeting_sloth: ha! @Johanson69 jinx
noSmokeFire: :0
Johanson69: ninjad NotLikeThis
egonomogo: by which i mean a helltooth snake in a bird mouth?
Pheonix888: woodpecker tongues wrap around their brains they are so long
egonomogo: O_O
Simonark: Welcome to Crossing The Lines
Hexi_Lexi: IAN PLZ
Favre_Studios: Ian Horny
egonomogo: ian......
chesul: Ian "I love a good bird tongue" Horner...
chibi_bento: Ian No!
egonomogo: he can't be stopped......
MuffinsOnAHill: Woodpeckers = Lickitung
Moonspeak721: ian "horny for birds" horner
plummeting_sloth: well, no more internet for me tonight
chesul: Ian, no love doctors!
Armyguy0: lrrIAN
Johanson69: Ian you ok
FuzzyFozzy: Thanks I hate it
nyquister_: How peeps searching for bird tongue videos? +1
Kaorti: Don't but this on us! Nelson!
RandomTrivia: WE did this?! Noooooo
Simonark: I’ve been kissed by a parrot today, and this is past my willingness to be interested,
Favre_Studios: Ian Horny for birds
Kaorti: *put
FrozenRoseFour: Why couldn't this have just been a "yes or no" question? Why do birds need to have some awful tongue variants?
noSmokeFire: this ISN'T why Ben hates birds, but it should be
Favre_Studios: Lick everything?
Juliamon: Welcome to any new viewers from our Twitch boostie, we're only like this when Ian's on the stream
Johanson69: let's not get into duck reproduction please
plummeting_sloth: I mean, Warren Bettey has uh... sure aged fine
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon LUL Good effort
noSmokeFire: if it's from the 90s, it's probably got some shit in it
Fanklok: There was a Dick Tracy movie in the 90's?
Simonark: The comic strip is still going. But yes, all his villains have deformities
egonomogo: wow was dick tracey super horny?
egonomogo: cuz every pinch you just threw in there got it hornier.
egonomogo: i never saw it.
Nigouki: didn't that movie have Al Pacino?
philippekav: oh no don't remind me of Cool World
egonomogo: what impeccable timing. so carmen sandiego but not a cardinal, got it.
Hexi_Lexi: but isnt Austin Powers meant to be terrible?
egonomogo: hey psst philippe......(holly wood.)
egonomogo: why have i seen cool world but not dick tracey?
Ilyusion: What do you bribe Mayor McCheese with?
egonomogo: c..rackers?
Johanson69: Hamburgers aren't tied to Hamburg? *surprised in German*
matthaus_c: mmmm BAHP
Hexi_Lexi: mmmmm BAWP
Makrosian_Tae: Mmmm BOP
Favre_Studios: 2011?
LordZarano: Wait, Matt's seen Austin Powers but not James Bond?
Koshindan: I don't think I've seen a complete James Bond movie either.
egonomogo: chat can we get some posturing for dominance vulture love? i feel like vultures wobbling around with their wings spread out is an underappreciated hilarious side effect of nature.
Hexi_Lexi: its been a while seen ive seen a Bond or Powers movie
Favre_Studios: Well, at least Ian doesn't perpetually think the 90s were 10 years ago
noSmokeFire: unsubscribe thistle facts
Stoffern: This whole stream is just incredibly horny
gundamschwing: Just you Ben
Stoffern: This isnt Wingspans fault Ben, this is ALL on you
noSmokeFire: you know the Monopoly Man is into some weird stuff
Hexi_Lexi: bring Ian into a bird stream, and its automatically horny
egonomogo: did you HEAR ian talking about bird tongues
egonomogo: can't just blame wheeler.
NamesAreSilly: You wanna take that again Ian?
Pheonix888: what's the fat end of the horny wedge?
RandomTrivia: Y'all know that Ian absolutely does NOT want to take that again :D
nyquister_: I feel like the horny-ness comes from the audience
aerohydra: not like atticus finch hey o!
RandomTrivia: @nyquister_ But the Horner-ness comes direct from the stream
Hexi_Lexi: @egonomogo so what youre saying is that we should blame Horner
egonomogo: lmao
Capt_clown: What the Finch?
noSmokeFire: Ben, you sound like a pokemon with a business degree
noSmokeFire: "Pigmy. Pigmy Nuthatch. I have a 401K"
nyquister_: @RandomTrivia I'm dying with laughter, genuinely + sine cringe
Mashamino: it is now
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Wheeler
Makrosian_Tae: Now I will
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
egonomogo: gonna start calling them the pictures
RandomTrivia: @nyquister_ You're... welcome, I think? :p
Koshindan: There's a Holes movie?
egonomogo: that holes picture
tergonis: cinema classic
adamjford: I got here late and have no idea how the game works, and yet it doesn't matter
adamjford: the goofs too good
Makrosian_Tae: I understood that reference!
Ilyusion: Hole Shelf
Capt_clown: I'm still stuck on the Dick York, Dick Sargent I Dream of Jennie shenanigans
RandomTrivia: Normally it's called the Vault, but sure
Partrap: !followage
nyquister_: @RandomTrivia I mean postiviely :D
NamesAreSilly: I mean, Disney has a horny-Vault, so...
Juliamon: Partrap 8.2 years
Phailhammer: "This shelf! It was made for Holes!"
CaptainSpam: But they haven't made Amigas in decades, Ian...
Koshindan: A shelf is the opposite of a whole. It's a little bit of matter in the midst of nothing.
Mysticman89: The anniga 64 was a fine system
MegaDosX: Ian found a bin chicken!
Hexi_Lexi: "Garbage Bird" was my nickname in high school
plummeting_sloth: Let us consult "Bob's Big Book of Onomatopoeic Birds
NamesAreSilly: Seagulls are rats with wings. I say this as someone who grew up in a town by the sea.
RandomTrivia: @plummeting_sloth That one's a real page-terner
frogomb: All seagulls are terrible
Capt_clown: NYC pigeons will mug you and leave you to die in a dark alley
gundamschwing: You ever fucked with a goose in the wild? Not recommended.
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: My region sends out warnings that turkeys will identify toddlers as the weakest in your family pecking order and attack them. They are bad birds. Send tweet.
Makrosian_Tae: So, is this cooperative or competitive?
Fanklok: Scientists mapped the platypus genome and they do have bird DNA
Capt_clown: Turkeys are also some of the DUMBEST birds you could encounter
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until_may: I love the chimney swift card
RandomTrivia: Ibex are the lrrGOAT
Capt_clown: Imax is my preferred
wynternyghtynggale: no it legit looks like a snake
Koshindan: "Imma give em the snakes eyes!"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The Imax Home Experience Mobile Experience
Fanklok: It must befriend with that guy Adam used to work with that called himself Crowbar
wynternyghtynggale: they are in Florida and are cool
until_may: it was agent orange
noSmokeFire: ""level orange""?
Hexi_Lexi: oh god
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Koshindan: Ace Horner
GhostValv: just went all out
noSmokeFire: Daddy Ace
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Getter404: All in favor of Level Orange say aye
DarkMorford: I can only deal with 18 crows or ravens at a time. Nobody wants corvid 19.
Juliamon: Ace Horner at least sounds better than Ace Rimmer
Capt_clown: Ace Rimmer?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Sorry Dark Morford. Not funny.
Capt_clown: @juliamon JINX!
Capt_clown: Also Ace lrrAWW reminds me of One Piece 😥
adamjford: Was the Grink there?
wynternyghtynggale: I got a second work name tag when I forgot mine and it said Brooke and I used it forever so if someone calls out Brooke ( which is nowhere near my name) I will answer
Capt_clown: I've had way more nicknames than I can count
Tiber727: If that were true, half of the internet would be named 'loose'.
Koshindan: Ace, the Head Swimmer
plummeting_sloth: I remember I had a friend who was trying to make "ace" happen as a nickname. He also used it in every vidoe game that would let would let you enter a name. One time he used it in X-Wing alliance and was convinced the game had amazing text-to-voice capabilities because the game called his character Ace. Turns out that was just the default pilot name
Pangogie: PYGMY NUTHATCH
RandomTrivia: Owls are excellent birbs
GhostValv: yea who?
Makrosian_Tae: @plummeting_sloth That is so cringe it came right back around to being awesome NotLikeThis
Getter404: As someone who had a sister who owned a chihuahua, I have learned to hate owls.
Hexi_Lexi: show titmouse :P
wynternyghtynggale: I always forget I have a good user name for this game
NamesAreSilly: Wait, what? How do tiny demonic dogs and a hatred of owls connect? I have a curious...
Hexi_Lexi: @wynternyghtynggale i mean, you just have a good username in general
Getter404: You can't see because they're so tiny, but Hummingbirds are actually jet-propelled.
wynternyghtynggale: @hexi_lexi back at you!
Fanklok: Hummingbirds are if cocaine had a personality
Tiber727: Left and Right.
gundamschwing: Paul McCartney and Denny Laine
DarkMorford: @NamesAreSilly I presume owl thinks tiny dog is food.
kalira77: @namesaresilly owls think chihuahuas = mice, essentially
egonomogo: hawks too p much
DarthRagnar815: gabyLul
Armyguy0: Oh hey the Wren
ArcOfTheConclave: Oh, your a fan a birds? Name every finch.
Getter404: @kalira77 Yeah, pretty much. She had to bring a bat with her if she was walking it at night.
Armyguy0: i don't think we have any Wrens were i am in NC
egonomogo: catholics love birds, candles, paper, literacy
egonomogo: but that's it, they hate everything else.
plummeting_sloth: Upon this Birdhouse I build my church
mitomanox: chirp doggos
Capt_clown: Dove?
NamesAreSilly: Personally I fail to see the problem with that, but then again I have an irrational dislike of chihuahua's. So I guess it makes sense.
gundamschwing: popebird e
egonomogo: lol if you look up pope bird you get pope francis with a Bird.
wynternyghtynggale: well he is a holly ghost in the making
Hexi_Lexi: @gundamschwing boo!
plummeting_sloth: yeah, dove's gotta be in the mix. Lots of doves in teh bible
DarkMorford: Upon this rock dove I will build my church
egonomogo: idk what that anhinga is but it's pretty as heck
egonomogo: also i love ibis's they look so silly
Favre_Studios: These are not the birds you're looking for.
Capt_clown: Also lots of doves in magic acts... COINCIDENTS?
Makrosian_Tae: *hand wave*
egonomogo: i've come to the conclusion i should never play this because i'd literally just take the birds i like.
kalira77: yeah I mean, you can't really fault the owl/hawk from going after the tiny dogs, since they're just following their instincts, but I also get that chihuahua owners would not take kindly to birbs going after their family members
MegaDosX: Magpies are beautiful, but don't go near the trees they nest in during Spring unless you're prepared to defend yourself from a swooping magpie
Capt_clown: Magpies are nasty
Schatten88: which steak house?
egonomogo: for secret sauce
Getter404: Birds, Steak Shavings, and Sauce
egonomogo: that bird is ALSO dick tracey colored....coincidence?
Capt_clown: Does Hooters count?🤣🤣
Favre_Studios: She had a family?
egonomogo: much like catholicism, is tongue in cheek private detective media....all actually birds?
Fanklok: Isn't it against the law to have domestic birds as pets?
Neddy471: @kalira77 it really a sliding scale: How small the predator has to be before you have to accept that your pet just has to go.
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plummeting_sloth: RUDE
gundamschwing: Just the tip
Hexi_Lexi: what did you just call me?
egonomogo: matt wins 10 horny points smh
Getter404: Reminds me of the old MBMBaM bit about T- Liquid
NamesAreSilly: @kalira77 Yeah, it makes sense. In all fairness, my dislike of the dog breed is mostly based on the fact that *so* many owners just do *not* bother training chihuahuas. So it's not really the breed's fault.
Capt_clown: Dick Thistle is my Porn Name... Oddly no one hires me
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
plummeting_sloth: well, first Matt killed a deer then...
DarkMorford: @NamesAreSilly What? I thought only big dogs needed to be trained! Kappa
kalira77: @namesaresilly 100% fair. they are bitey mofos when not trained well
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NamesAreSilly: I know you're joking @DarkMorford, but that genuinely made me twitch a little :p
RandomTrivia: Wheeler's Eggs pride is hurt
Makrosian_Tae: He's pumping!
RandomTrivia: LUL Channel Firebirb got me so good
Fanklok: Dovescape?
kalira77: I thought Wheeler liked goat cards
nyquister_: Bird Kingdom?
Hexi_Lexi: pterrable?
Favre_Studios: titmouse is hilarious
egonomogo: i feel like the ibis and the anhinga both look like the dinosaurs they are.
NavelWarfare: Are dragons not "snakebirds"?
egonomogo: juniper magpie~
Fanklok: Don't name your dog something you're not comfortable yelling in a crowded park
egonomogo: i think the white breasted nuthatch might be the kind i get...? they're so shy, like little fairy birds i love it ;-;
LordZarano: I still have no idea what's going on gamewise but I have enjoyed the 2 hours of bird talk
Hexi_Lexi: ok "white breasted nuthatch" got me LUL
NonUniqueGuy: You what?
NonUniqueGuy: Your*
Capt_clown: So a onecan?
Mysticman89: try to get a foil grackle
Makrosian_Tae: How can you do this to me...
NonUniqueGuy: I would say it is more an engine building game than a deck building game
Duhstink: where are the mallard duck faced cards
DarkMorford: Does anyone have a budgie in blue? All I ever see at Coot Kingdom are green ones.
wynternyghtynggale: don't henpeck them on their bad jokes
Quarokcaddhihle: is Yorion in this game?
Quarokcaddhihle: do you get him you build a deck of 8- cards?
Fanklok: what lik shortener is good for twitch?
Fanklok: link
Makrosian_Tae: Gesundheit
Bobtheninjagoldfish: This stream brought to you by Coot Kingdom, A clean well lit place to storm Crow out.
kalira77: quit grousing about the joke quality
DarkMorford: Don't ruffle your feathers, Wheeler
Fanklok: puffin toucan pokemon
SigiledScryfish: white breasted nuthatch gives off brown thrum energy
RandomTrivia: And you have to take it walks every day!
Favre_Studios: Touplup
DigitalSeahorse: marmadook?
plummeting_sloth: all birds are self cleaning if you wait long enough
DigitalSeahorse: is marmadook related to babadook?
plummeting_sloth: time makes fools of us all
DarkMorford: 🔥 🐦
Fanklok: I'm getting mixed signal
egonomogo: chemical that hurt baby lungs ;-;
Kingzgambit: I keep waiting for them to draw Rekindling Phoenix... and I keep getting disappointed
Kingzgambit: I want a fire birb!
Makrosian_Tae: @kingzgambit wasn't that banned in standard?
LordZarano: Most animals are self-cleaning, even cockroaches clean themselves
plummeting_sloth: it's why you shouldn't own certain birds if your living room is also an acetone refinery
Mashamino: yes, definitely don't teflon your birds, even though it makes them more aerodynamic
Armyguy0: oddly the 1st time i heard about pans off-gassing killing burbs, was good eats of all places
RandomTrivia: @Kingzgambit How would we cast it? We only have these plains and islands...
RandomTrivia: And some forests
Armyguy0: good eats 10/10 show
Kingzgambit: @makrosian_tae no it was never banned
RandomTrivia: Wait for it.......
DarkMorford: @Armyguy0 AB 4 Life
RandomTrivia: Wait for it......
underhill33: Jesus Christ
RandomTrivia: Oh that did not go where I was expeting
plummeting_sloth: damn you Jonathon Wilks Booby
Armyguy0: Hes still my go to for cooking info
GhostValv: wow
RandomTrivia: Wheeler with the Sentai joke :D
GhostValv: :)
Haroldholmes25: I mean they had a white power ranger which is kinda hard to duck around
Quarokcaddhihle: dont count your points before you count your eggs
DarkMorford: Get egg, acquire omelette
Fanklok: Siobahn?
StreetRach: Haim Saban
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hail Sabin?
Fanklok: I've watched all of the streams for this game and I still don't understand it
Dog_of_Myth: That is literally Batman Beyond. ;p
plummeting_sloth: except that one time with the lazerus pits, when batman became too young for this shit
Makrosian_Tae: "You guys are getting turns?"
TheKingInGreen: Isn't Ian just describing Batman Incorporated?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm just here for the birbs.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the good, good birbs.
MegaDosX: Gross
aerohydra: so can i
MegaDosX: Matt pls
Hexi_Lexi: matt plz
Capt_clown: So me at Sizzler?
MegaDosX: That is a grim mental image
MagicalAttackGecko: Ian.....
Fanklok: Have we heard bald eagle noises yet?
plummeting_sloth: "This American coot is... the old man from the 6-flags commercials"
plummeting_sloth: oh no, the bus is coming!
Capt_clown: Cooooot in the waaaater! Fire in the sky SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote
Haroldholmes25: Wheeler doing what he does best, eggs
Pheonix888: where abouts on the cloaca is the O-ring?
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
RandomTrivia: Noooooooo
Hexi_Lexi: IAN NO
plummeting_sloth: 1,2,3,4,5 clooooacha's workin' overrrrrtime
plummeting_sloth: Wingspan: Mating calls on edition
plummeting_sloth: only
plummeting_sloth: BECAUSE BADGERS WITH GLASSES ARE ADORABLE
plummeting_sloth: It's Mr Badger from Wind in the Willows
egonomogo: badgers literally always have glasses
egonomogo: in everything.
Makrosian_Tae: That reminds me, is it a requirement to be on this stream that you must wear glasses? LUL
egonomogo: they just do, it's a law.
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Capt_clown: Are you going to tell the badger to not wear glasses?
Tiber727: If a bird came up to you and asked you to make a tiny pair of glasses for it, would you say no?
RandomTrivia: Ian yes
Hexi_Lexi: omg ian XD
s3soa: What game is this?
plummeting_sloth: Badgers are kindly social den building creatures of course they were glasses they are nature's cottagers
Juliamon: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Wingspan
s3soa: Thx!
RandomTrivia: So close!
egonomogo: god dammit wheeler lmao
MegaDosX: That was very close
RandomTrivia: Well played Wheeler!
MegaDosX: Whatever it was
Makrosian_Tae: Close!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: MWAP
Haroldholmes25: I like that wheeler correctly predicted matt would be tough to beat
Capt_clown: gdqRipUrn headphones users
MuffinsOnAHill: I don't understand what I just watched, but I had fun
coachNelly: so sorry newly deaf people/ went for the asmr joke but laughed skull emoji
wynternyghtynggale: this game is for the birds
egonomogo: incredible stream.
MuffinsOnAHill: So we can say that this game knows the word
LordZarano: Look around you, you're already inside that part
Hexi_Lexi: Ian Horner: Human
DeM0nFiRe: Alleged human, Ian Horner
CaptainSpam: Scaled to the size of one (1) standard human.
plummeting_sloth: oh for real? nice
MegaDosX: Better to ask for forgiveness than permission
RandomTrivia: Ooh, new toys!
RandomTrivia: PTCG HYPE
Hexi_Lexi: PTCG HYPE
RandomTrivia: I'm so looking forward to some things happening!
DeM0nFiRe: Monsters of the pocket variety?!?
MegaDosX: Looking forward to that one
underhill33: time to poke some mons
RandomTrivia: It's the Super Ian Sunday!
RandomTrivia: (sunday, sunday)
Capt_clown: Ooohhhh
RandomTrivia: The Adventures of Nobunaga Through Time!
mtvcdm: And Marie Antoinette!
RandomTrivia: Another stellar lineup for Dice Friends
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is that the one with the problematic man dressed as a woman portrayal?
Fanklok: Is it legal to have Andy and Ian together?
Juliamon: Bobtheninjagoldfish The same
BrowneePoints: Still can't believe y'all played a game with a Star Trek cast member!
RandomTrivia: @Fanklok Legal, yes. Highly dangerous for everyone's lungs? Also yes
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Favre_Studios: Fahvray is how Favre is pronounced
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kalira77: thanks for everything! lrrHeart
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LibelIntel: this is not weird at all
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian. No.
LibelIntel: lol
MegaDosX: e g g
Hexi_Lexi: IAN NO
BrowneePoints: P r e p a r e Y o u r C l o a c a
LibelIntel: is that how you pronounce it? LUL
SmithKurosaki: Not bread?
LordZarano: Hmm, what's the smallest flightless bird?
BrowneePoints: FLaming Spidernado is my Street Fighter Super
FlamingSpidernado: that was delightful
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
LordZarano: I feel like most flightless birds are quite large
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
kalira77: rip
Mysticman89: a bit disappointing
Phailhammer: cya :)
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Stoffern: "perch"
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Electrodyne: Hi Paul
LordZarano: TIL there is an island that is literally called "Inaccessible Island" and that's where the world's smallest flightless bird is
Electrodyne: PSA please be careful to subscribe to Bird Facts, and not Bird Fax
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: C H E E P
Boon_33: lrrHEART
Nigouki: lrrSPOOP
Mysticman89: ah yes, the north americain paul bird
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
Manae: Sometimes I forget the stream is still running
Electrodyne: Night night Bird Paul
rogerivany: Well I heard the bird. Night all
kalira77: that scared the bejesus out of me from across the room
serramarkov: Cheep-cheep!