the_one_and_only_kim: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (4m from now).
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello Frands
TXC2: Hello Everybody
SergeYager: oh hai
TXC2: hello Serge
MDrift314: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (27s ago).
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TXC2: CONTACT
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's Tuesday morning, Minecraft has been launched, and James, Uno and Serge are ready to do a parkour! We're checking out Parkour Spiral 2 by @HielkeMaps! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1354127409923022851
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TheWriterAleph: parkour day!
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Serifina: Jumpy leapy bouncy runny parkour bois? Sign me up! Good morning, Mine o' Clock crew!
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Tandtroll_OG: Wonder how many deaths we will have today :3
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Piratical_tendancies: PARKOUR!
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TXC2: getting danger close to that 6 years!
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Mcgwee: o.o Parkour
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polaris415: jumping from one month to the next.
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kainboa: someone needs to have a fall counter ready...
Tandtroll_OG: I am sure they can find many ways to die in this
xtuxedoelsex: heyo
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momma_tatts: WooHoo! More Minecraft!
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TXC2: we don't do counters here anymore, lrrbot can't count that high Kappa
brieandbacon: are we gonna count jlrrFall s?
Tandtroll_OG: Last parkour was a lot of fun <3
brieandbacon: or just fire up the malcbot
DiscordianTokkan: HyperParkour !
galak_c07: Who on the stream
chickenace11: hello everybody
TXC2: Hello chickenace11 welcome
Tandtroll_OG: The usual, I think? Serge, James and Uno is what it says in title
Tandtroll_OG: Ello chicken
galak_c07: Thx
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LordChrusher: Hey Chat
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TXC2: Here we GO!
ritchards: And UNO!
CrazyZonie: More Parkore? Please!
brieandbacon: Pa-ding
chickenace11: going to be spending todays stream building underground
TheWriterAleph: AND JAMES
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stevestein: AND STEVESTEIN! (More of a silent team member)
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lirazel64: Wheee!
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Xooszi: 21 months! That's almost, well, 21 months!
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jibkat: ooo
Genie_M: and SERGE!
DiscordianTokkan: And SERGE!
RandomTrivia: Time to NOT fall down any holes! *results may vary
Genie_M: and JAMES!
TXC2: Hello James
Serifina: Hello James. :D
Tandtroll_OG: And Serge!
CrazyZonie: Harwooo
TheWriterAleph: Mornin, James! Mornin, friends!
polaris415: Hello LRR Fam
ExachixKitsune: Good Morning frens
Serifina: I am conscious. Somehow.
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TXC2: MUSIC!
Mcgwee: morning!
Snowcookies: Morning
lirazel64: Morning, James!
galak_c07: Morning
Mcgwee: woah
Genie_M: we can see the stream music window :D
jibkat: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
MDK_Marshal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
MDK_Marshal: Yer a Wizzard, James
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brieandbacon: !NoMusic
62MGcobra: Wizard!!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And Serge!
stevestein: James cannot be trusted with this much power
TheWriterAleph: something something sufficiently advanced technology...
Serifina: Stop breaking the law, Turner. :p
TXC2: BURN THIS MAN AT THE STAKE!
RandomTrivia: Would be more convincing if Spotify wasn't literally open on screen LUL
JoeKim: oh no. we saw behind the curtain
JoeKim: RIP
Tandtroll_OG: Feeling better now that you lot are here =D
TXC2: hello JoeKim
STALKERsoldiers: My twitch was muted and was waiting for this to start... good thing i decided to check
RandomTrivia: Pay no attention to the window behind the curtain
jibkat: Does James weigh the same as a duck?
stevestein: Your secret is safe with us, James
LordChrusher: Cheer100 Hey James
krillin_z subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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galak_c07: Parkour
TXC2: jibkat as much as a duck or several smaller ducks
Genie_M: it's gonna be a long week
sfn____: oh pog, mine o' clog
Snowcookies: James, is your pillow still squished?
TXC2: "what a week eh?" "it's Tuesday dear"
galak_c07: That one
CrazyZonie: Hi Serge and Uno!
brieandbacon: @genie_m it's already been a long week
TheWriterAleph: Mornin, Serge! Mornin, Uno!
RandomTrivia: Uno confirmed talking
TXC2: Hello Serge and Uno
brieandbacon: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
Snowcookies: jlrrPillow
TXC2: !dos
LRRbot: RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
galak_c07: Uno
avi_miller: !Tres
LRRbot: Anche RebelliousUno è in streaming. Assicurati di controllare la sua visione del flusso e dargli un seguito! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
galak_c07: Quadra
TXC2: !shi
LRRbot: RebelliousUno Sutorīmingu mo shite imasu. Ogawa no kare no kenkai o kakunin shite, kare ni shitagatte kudasai! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
galak_c07: Cinco
momma_tatts: But Uno is sufficiently entertaining even when doing a mike check!
jibkat: First the music, now TIME TRAVEL?
jibkat: WITCHES
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, (flips onto couch) PARKOUR!
RandomTrivia: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Genie_M: went well :)
JoeKim: and then everyone died
JoeKim: and i had to save the day
Serifina: "some"
brieandbacon: !flan
JeremyDevoid: @JoeKim are ready to save them again?
ExachixKitsune: RIGHT
brieandbacon: oh jlrrDang
ExachixKitsune: SURE
Genie_M: "but we won't show you"
Snowcookies: jlrrCoolgame
DiscordianTokkan: "No, you can't see it"
momma_tatts: JoeKim, you are the hero we need!
Genie_M: parkour day!
jibkat: This sounds like a Canadian girlfriend of a cool base
Serifina: I wonder why you're not ready... :thinking:
TXC2: JeremyDevoid not even JoeKim can save James from hubris Kappa
CrazyZonie: I want to know when the 50 Wither challenge is happening!
Genie_M: Dungeons DLC?
Tandtroll_OG: The deaths were too demoralising
Crokoking: are you waiting for Serifinas new pack?
BrookJustBones: Are we blowing up the 1.16 base at some point?
JerUghMe: Who all is playing today
avi_miller: @serifina sergeJustRight
JeremyDevoid: @TXC2 nor Serge
TXC2: indeed
Pravikun subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Pravikun: Work prevents me from watching you crafty boys live, but I'll see you in the VODs. Also, Serge I gift to you a "Get Out Of Off By One" card. Use it wisely.
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chickenace11: today I fell in lava but all of my stuff manged to survior whew
TXC2: JerUghMe James, Uno and Serge
Serifina: Ahahahahahahaha
Serifina: AHAHAHAHAHA
ExachixKitsune: I sure hope whoever is making whatever modpack youre waiting for isn't under a lot of pressure and is ok with all this
JerUghMe: Thank you @txc2
DiscordianTokkan: HA!
avi_miller: I’m happy that I am off today to catch this
CrazyZonie: Summon 50 withers in a single spot as a One Off.
Serifina: I have
TXC2: !serifinapacks
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galak_c07: New to twitch, is min o clock weekly?
Serifina: But not the last couple of weeks 'cause stuff got REAL BROKEN
Snowcookies: I can't wait to play your modpack Serifina
TXC2: galak_c07 yes
Tandtroll_OG: 3 people one block, keep mining and nobody explodes?
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IsaTheEngie: blockgame!
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Serifina: I'm actually literally working on it this morning - there's a mod that's totally freaked out and is spamming the log with THOUSANDS OF ERRORS
Drathak: I'm sorry James, you're NOT a betting man??
CrazyZonie: Watch, 1.17 drops tomorrw
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jibkat: @Drathak Do people who drive minivans: gamble?
Harvest25 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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MythicDiva: My sub anniversaries are how I keep track of how long we've been in quarantine. Thanks for keeping us all sane!
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ExachixKitsune: URGH Worldgen
ExachixKitsune: *cries in modding*
Serifina: *sobs in modpack creation*
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Open the boat rock.
ritchards: lrrHEART Serifina
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Teeth are stored in the mouth.
Serifina: Seriously, worldgen changes break things THE MOST
avi_miller: Parkour!
Genie_M: we've seen a spiral already didn't we?
Didero: 'heel-kuh', presumably
KilrenKrae: @Serifina whats your opinion on the Create mod?
TXC2: I dare to presume it's the same as Tally's name
RandomTrivia: What is this blasphemy?! Round objects in Minecraft?!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I believe it's pronounced "Susan"
Serifina: @KilrenKrae Freaking cool as heck. It's in my new modpack that James was talking about.
PsychoI3oy: Isn't that literally Tally's last name?
TheWriterAleph: witchcraft!
Mcgwee: oh neat
malc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
malc: oh hi. Also: thanks to @NotCainNorAbel for my sub gift!
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Genie_M: tsk tsk
elah806: Sure
RandomTrivia: That looks so damn cool from the outside. Probably looks like a nightmare from inside
KilrenKrae: @Serifina Heck yes! im looking forward to it, i missed james talking about it, any idea when that will be ready?
TXC2: 6 hours later..... Kappa
RandomTrivia: OH
brieandbacon: oh hi malc! ready to count jlrrFall s?
NimrodXIV: neat
TXC2: OOOOOH!
Mcgwee: oh
TheWriterAleph: dun DUN dunnnn!
malc: brieandbacon: haha
RandomTrivia: HOW
Snowcookies: OMG
ExachixKitsune: Unless it's a special portal
RandomTrivia: What wizardry is this?!
KiaStirling: Scar's dream come true!
Mcgwee: ooo nice twist
RandomTrivia: They've done clever trickery but that is really cool
Serifina: @KilrenKrae So, it's a little delayed because stuff got REAL BROKEN and I'm actively working on it today (a mod is spamming the log with thousands of errors and freezing the game on load)
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Bladinus: lrrHEART
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TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Didero: Are command blocks enabled?
malc settles on for as long as it takes his lasagne to finish cooking
malc: jlrrFall
Genie_M: the map did rotate
ExachixKitsune: If you die do you get reset somewhere?
RandomTrivia: oh dear
CrazyZonie: Did James broke the map again?
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
KilrenKrae: @Serifina good luck, lemme know if you need a test, i really enjoy the packs you put together
brieandbacon: jlrrFacepalm
TwitchTVsFrank: take 2
TXC2: is serge wareing a helmet or is his hair red for some reason?
KilrenKrae: tester*
DiscordianTokkan: Santa cap
brieandbacon: @txc2 it's a Santa hat
fir3wolfhhmd: timed block with the two gold plate?
AthenaSpawn: I can't hold my friends, there's a pandemic!
Serifina: @KilrenKrae I've been playing it on my stream on Tuesday afternoon/evening, just not the last couple of weeks since things broke so bad.
kalira77: it's Christmas all year long, Serge!
TXC2: mystery solved I guess :p
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ahoy-hoy friends
chickenace11: sergeIrene save him Jo
brieandbacon: Red October, shtanding by
TXC2: hello NarwhalsInATrenchcoat welcome
RandomTrivia: Hey Narwhals
djalternative: hola chat
rainbowleotard: Bye chat
RomanGoro: Hola, djalternative, ¿cómo va?
RandomTrivia: Welp, only one explanation left, probably need to be better at the game Kappa lrrHEART
avi_miller: Maybe check a video to see what is supposed to happen?
xantheros subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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KilrenKrae: @Serifina ill check it out the next time you stream it! thanks!
djalternative: @RomanGoro pretty okay. how bout yourself?
Serifina: @KilrenKrae :)
Didero: Aren't those gold plates checkpoints too?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I just checked a YouTube. It's supposed to open the door.
ExachixKitsune: Uno pls
Snowcookies: "I just assume speedrunners use echolocation." - Uno
djalternative: open the door. get on the floor. everybody walk the dinosaur
malc: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
Genie_M: you are KNOWN
RandomTrivia: That's a professional endorsement, you should get that in writing Serge!
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: The Super Mario Bros movie is an Isekai, discuss
TwitchTVsFrank: tabak isnt the rules guy any more right
Snowcookies: New crapshot to watch while James solves this
Serifina: Yeah, the way y'all got teleported by the portal screams command block
RandomTrivia: @TwitchTVsFrank I know that Tabak took over from Eli, don't know how long that was for
brieandbacon: A circular piece of equipment use in field events, discus
beowuuf: I think Tabak's an editor now/again?
TXC2: brieandbacon boooo
RandomTrivia: @brieandbacon YES
avi_miller: New crapshot was great
TheThromborax: backup plan! one dot seven super hostile
TheWriterAleph: that's one of the best crapshot punchlines in recent memory
djalternative: @Nevermore_Painting_Studio while retrospectively looking at it, we can classify it as such, isekai as a genre beyond fish out of water didn't really exist until around the time SAO first came out
Talin06: were is your server b/c the is an outage on east coast
brieandbacon: @txc2 your hatred only makes me grow stronger
TXC2: TheThromborax that takes A LOT of set up
malc: I did say that tech was cursed today
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Rhystic_Buddies: So near and yet so far
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Didero: Time to host locally! :p
TheThromborax: @TXC2 more than this?
Jayrod1220: Uno would have fewer issues with Parkour ifbitbwere UK based
Lex_Peacekeeper: so did James fall down a hole yet?
Genie_M: work, servers, work!
RandomTrivia: Ok yeah that crapshot was GOLD
TXC2: TheThromborax well we planed for this, so yes
TheThromborax: @TXC2 touche.
Harvest25: Are we running a prediction on when the server comes back online?
Serifina: I'm so glad that sometimes, I'm not the only one who has technical difficulties. :p
ashteranic: that message is about a UPS issue in buffalo
ashteranic: none of the servers are down
ashteranic: grantham, not buffalo
TXC2: steady
Didero: Everything Is Fine Dot MKV
Harvest25: Re-watching The IT Crowd..."Did you turn it off and on again?
Genie_M: bloop
RandomTrivia: Darn
TXC2: poo butts
RandomTrivia: Go to cheat step?
thetoastmonster: [button is for decorative purposes only]
RandomTrivia: Hope there aren't any more important command blocks?
BrookJustBones: Are those plates not just timer things like for the first parkour stream?
Serifina: Rip
elah806: Do you have to be opped?
SquareDotCube: Verizon has an outage on the East Coast today so maybe that has something to do with it?
TheWriterAleph: James has seen the truth!
fdwzrd: On the bedrock version, those are checkpoints.
RandomTrivia: Is the plate in the wrong place or was that an illusion?
spleenlord: You could just go around the door
brieandbacon: steady on
RandomTrivia: I guess we just don't get a timer
Jayrod1220: James, should you be in Adventure mode?
malc: lrrFIRE
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh no, additional doors
TXC2: "i'm a genius...oh no!"
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malc: jlrrDang
combo_off: a tiny cat has now joined me to watch these shanagains
PixelArtDragon: Maybe it's a multiplayer thing?
combo_off: oh hey how long has this account been subbed?
zblust: Do you have to be in a specific game mode?
Serifina: Given that you walked *around* one of them, are they for after you've beaten it once?
TXC2: combo_off just a month
chrono2x: Adventure mode?
Wolfstrike_NL: Should you have pushed a button at the start to be a "player" ?
SquareDotCube: Was this built for 1.16.4 or 1.16.5?
combo_off: Thanks TXC2
CrazymattCaptain: does each player need to do a start command for it to start timing?
Lex_Peacekeeper: from what i know command blocks have to be turned on for servers
TwitchTVsFrank: the extra step was restarting i believe
Didero: The speed record for this map is apparently 41 minutes, so I don't think you can solve this AND race in one stream :p
Kraest subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
Kraest: lrrHORN
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Genie_M: you know where and you probably know how
malc: !boing
Nigouki: heck yeah more parkour
LurkerSpine: can you manually enter the command block commands?
Aaamann subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
Aaamann: That's a lot of months
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Aaamann! (Today's storm count: 25)
RandomTrivia: I love these types of designs where the same Slime block is used for multiple jumps
malc: F
RandomTrivia: benginRip
Didero: Wait, I think I got confused. Which map is this again?
ExachixKitsune: Didero : This is the spiral one
beowuuf: spiral 2?
Genie_M: spiral parkour - a new one
TXC2: Didero spiral tower I think
malc: in before someone gets the teleport commands backwards again :-)
djalternative: if you aren't propperly registered on the scoreboard, could that be getting you?
Didero: Ah, ok, thanks. I was looking at the wrong map then, this one is far shorter than the one was looking at. Thanks!
Genie_M: oh right, that should be a problem
Genie_M: or could
malc: wow
RandomTrivia: Ok that's REALLY cool
TXC2: that is cool and EVIL
LurkerSpine: did you click a link in a text box?
TXC2: gotta Iron man it
ShaneLeeAtk: Git gud?
brieandbacon: jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball
Genie_M: @LoadingReadyRun ^did you start the whole thing?
CrazyZonie: There are no doovers in life.
creasehearst: "You have to click the link in the text box. Then it will start. "
creasehearst: from the comments page for the mod
Genie_M: you didn't boot up the tower
RandomTrivia: Welp
malc: "have you tried turning it on?"
NimrodXIV: lol
polaris415: restart the game
TXC2: how Ironic
RandomTrivia: We literally didn't switch it on LUL
combo_off: pave the save
kalira77: have you tried turning the tower off and on again?
avi_miller: Did you try turning it on?
TheWriterAleph: scroll back through the chat box
Genie_M: now die
RandomTrivia: Probably have to hit the first one first?
djalternative: probably every player because that link probably changes your scoreboard classification
TXC2: well try dying now
RandomTrivia: LUL
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
RandomTrivia: James pls
TimeToFry: LUL
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brieandbacon: James POS Turner
RandomTrivia: Uno! There was perfectly good lava up here!
TXC2: hmm
zblust: Do you need to hit the plates in order?
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RandomTrivia: First plate maybe?
Serifina: I wonder if the plates must be touched in order
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kyranthewalker: 40 months, where did the time go?
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Didero: Since the description boasts about shortcuts, presumably you can skip sections, which means you'd skip plates too, so I don't think you need to hit them in order
malc: don't take off-fence
MDrift314 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
MDrift314: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
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RandomTrivia: benginTry
SquareDotCube: oh the coral's a real neat idea
Kraest: Did Uno get a new mic?
ExachixKitsune: I wonder how hard it is to mod in structures.. so you could get worldgen parkour structures
RandomTrivia: That was close
RandomTrivia: That's our line Serge!
Snowcookies: Go left? Sounds like advice chat would give
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TheM8: who need 4 dussin eggs? like what kind of person is that
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TXC2: cheating? in this stream?! Kappa
brieandbacon: !cheats
TheWriterAleph: DOUBLE KILL
Didero: Wht game mode are you supposed to play this in?
ExachixKitsune: TheWriterAleph : Thank you for writing that clip title for me
WizardOfDocs: I just got here. Are we in the Nether? The fog looks right, but there seems to be sky above them...
Snowcookies: Rebellious "fire seer" Uno
TXC2: !clips
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AmberLampLight: jlrrFacepalm
Genie_M: you're not even on water level
TheWriterAleph: @ExachixKitsune ;D
brieandbacon: erm
secretbranch: phrasing
malc: jlrrFall
brieandbacon: I mean, I have
brieandbacon: but not like this
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] You ever just have a man appear inside of you?
LRRbot: New quote #7471: "You ever just have a man appear inside of you?" —James [2021-01-26]
avi_miller: TOS?
ExachixKitsune: Good thoughts RandomTrivia
LurkerSpine: that purple block isn't a command block is it?
Genie_M: slime is too far away
chrono2x: I think that is a pressure plate to raise that pillar
beowuuf: fence on the left?
RandomTrivia: @ExachixKitsune Highfive!
secretbranch: oops, left out a command block
Tehbeard: U don't see completely hidden blocks...
SquareDotCube: it won't show up unless a side is exposed?
RandomTrivia: I mean, if you're gonna cheat, why not cheat fully! lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Oh. OHHH
62MGcobra: neat
TheWriterAleph: that is so cool LUL
TXC2: Neat
RandomTrivia: That's a head-bonk log if ever there was one
brieandbacon: !phrasing
secretbranch: what's the current record?
Anubis169: !alwaysfine
Genie_M: can you reset the world somehow?
TXC2: James: "this is one of the smaller maps" also James "this is so big!"
Genie_M: to repair the opening of the door and stuff
TXC2: hello Anubis169
Anubis169: hihi TXC2 :D
SquareDotCube: James...
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis
TXC2: secretbranch 40 something minutes
Anubis169: RandomTrivia <3
RandomTrivia: Oh that's so cool!
malc: oh heck
Genie_M: cool
TheWriterAleph laughs evilly
RandomTrivia: And also EVIL
brieandbacon: he said don't be cute James!
RandomTrivia: Continued big cheats! LUL
creasehearst: Uno's nemesis, bamboo
Genie_M: oh, bamboo tops
ExachixKitsune: This looks confusing. positivly bamboozling
malc: bamboozled
KilrenKrae: respawn point
RandomTrivia: benginFingers ExachixKitsune
combo_off: boooo Kitsune
brieandbacon: @malc bamBOO
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Shadowner: crouching tiger
RandomTrivia: Channel your inner panda
RandomTrivia: Conquer the bamboo
PixelArtDragon: @RandomTrivia Eat the bamboo?
ExachixKitsune: Why are pandas so scared? They're surrounded by bamBoo!
RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon If necessary
ExachixKitsune: (Joke credit goes to brieandbacon )
RandomTrivia: benginTry
beowuuf: #notlikethis
brieandbacon: @exachixkitsune sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
Genie_M: bamboo forest fight scene
RandomTrivia: Oh goodbye Uno
RandomTrivia: It will never not be funny seeing someone plummet out of shot
malc: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
Xed_Regulus: If you catch on fire before touching the TNT, will it blow-up?
Serifina: Okay, this is... way more extensive than I'm used to seeing from parkour maps (having missed the previous parkour episodes of the stream)
RandomTrivia: Fortunately not Xed_Regulus
PixelArtDragon: Tnt land? What is this, Banjo Kazooie>
TheWriterAleph: wow this map is super easy when you can fly
CraziestOwl: Is this a different map then the previous ones
secretbranch: WELP
TXC2: Serifina yeah the designer of these map makes theme DENSE with stuff
TXC2: CraziestOwl yes
DiscordianTokkan: There MUST be skips and warp whistles
Serifina: @TXC2 No kidding. This is crazy.
nix_gd: I think S tier is 11 minutes https://hielkemaps.com/maps/parkour-spiral-2
ritchards: Jump on the fench, Zeta...
ritchards: *fence
beowuuf: lol
brieandbacon: Lucy in the Sky
nix_gd: The record seems to be 7:43
RandomTrivia: It just keeps going
Genie_M: not hours:minutes
Serifina: Bold words, turner
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you Serge
secretbranch: nah, 7:01 for team chaos
Jayrod1220: 7 hours 42 minutes seems like a stretch James
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: yeap : 7 hours and 42 minutes Kappa
MinniChii: Jame's description of the course path sounds like anew version Of Grover's "Around, Over, Under and Through" song...
malc: "Danger"
TXC2: high voltage
LurkerSpine: looks like something gets dispensed?
RandomTrivia: A cart, presumably
RandomTrivia: Does that button change the track?!
RandomTrivia: Huh
RomanGoro: Why did we go to cheat mode immediately?
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Victory! lrrHORN
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QmonsterGames: I am still here
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PixelArtDragon: Got there
RandomTrivia: @RomanGoro Checkpoints somewhat borked
RandomTrivia: benginTry
ede_107: I has de IP
Serifina: They're probably on barriers?
RandomTrivia: You took 4 carts, right?
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priestofzentu: MINECRAFT!!!!!
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CaptainSpam: Press the button, see if the minecarts go away?
Genie_M: can you reset the world?
Genie_M: you have a broken door....
RandomTrivia: LUL
Serifina: That would be my recommendation, reset the world entirely, log in fresh, and try to make it work properly?
TXC2: INCOMING!
Didero: Can you reset the map completely somehow?
RandomTrivia: *splat*
Genie_M: reload/reset the world?
PixelArtDragon: Can't you just reload the original file?
ritchards: will they be reconnected?
Serifina: You're also missing a block
zblust: I don't know how command blocks work, will they care that they aren't the same door
LurkerSpine: around the first plate
Serifina: That gold plate
Serifina: for the door
Serifina: Oh, I missed you replacing the block, sorry
RandomTrivia: Did we try the first gold pressure plate already?
drcanonball: click the link?
chrono2x: I think the link was in the chat
RandomTrivia: Those will be promotional links
ExachixKitsune: was it a link at the starting message/motd/similar?
creasehearst: the few runs i can find on youtube have the timer start on the first gold plate after the strider
Serifina: Are y'all all in Adventure mode?
RandomTrivia: I really love the effect of the hole punched through bedrock
creasehearst: the mod page does say it's made for 1.16.4, not 1.16.5
AthenaSpawn: Uh oh, is game not working?
secretbranch: have we narrowed out that it's a multiplayer thing?
creasehearst: so maybe something broke between those two versions?
djalternative: yeah. is it a smp thing?
creasehearst: " Make sure you are playing on minecraft version 1.16.4. If playing on a server, enable command blocks!"
Serifina: The changes for 1.16.4 and 1.16.5 would not break this.
creasehearst: https://www.minecraftmaps.com/parkour-maps/parkour-spiral-2 in the "Before you play" section
ExachixKitsune: There are two links ; one for Singleplayer, one for multiplayer - which implies it works for multiplayer friends
Didero: On MinecraftMaps somebody says that you 'have to click the link in the text box' to download some resource pack, but that didn't work...
VTMonster: it's the parkour brothers
SquareDotCube: I guess another parkour map, then?
TXC2: !break
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secretbranch: only other thing i can think of is that multiplayer is made for casual play while single player is made for competitive, so maybe timers don't work here?
Sir_real_violynnce: a comment says you have to have the resource pack enabled?
guy_dudeman: Doesn't the server have to be rebooted to enable command blocks?
ritchards: click!
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrTick jlrrTick
ExachixKitsune: guy_dudeman : server had been rebooted
guy_dudeman: ah, missed it thanks
RandomTrivia: *click*
Snowcookies: All kinds of games, like Cam and Kathleen sticking their hands in mystery slime
galak_c07: Did they start the race
TheWriterAleph: eyyy
TXC2: and we're back
Serifina: Heeeeeeeyyyyy
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Genie_M: what did you do?
TetraRay: thats fair lol
SquareDotCube: did someone forget to turn on command blocks...
TheWriterAleph: *ping*
Didero: It's weird, because on HielkeMaps it says this map is from last November, but on MinecraftMaps there's years-old comments...
RandomTrivia: Woo!
brieandbacon: Famous Minecrafter James Turner @'d the creator...
RandomTrivia: Good Enough! (tm)
TetraRay: lol
Serifina: o_O
TXC2: good grief
Genie_M: it works
Didero: So that means the actual server is misconfigured somehow
RandomTrivia: seabatBrain
RandomTrivia: Oh right, that one ran out
circusofkirkus: is punching allowed?
Rustpile: seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: It works!
Creideiki_SE: Ah, the Docker solution. It only works on the developer's machine? Then ship the developer's machine.
ExachixKitsune: AND THEY'RE OFF. Heading around the first bend and- I'm not doing live commentry this message will be too long
brieandbacon: They're only six seconds long Uno
TXC2: they not vines they're tiktoks now Kappa
brieandbacon: @txc2 hi5
TXC2: high five
Didero: @TXC2 LUL
SquareDotCube: like looney tunes?
RandomTrivia: Serge has the power of animation on his side?
TetraRay: the advantage james has is being a professional
PixelArtDragon: What if it takes you more than the time the server will be up? Kappa
TXC2: remember Serge is the defending champion
RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon By then it will be time for Talking Sim. Translation: Don't worry about it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Serge has the power of anime on his side
TheWriterAleph: just listen to those assertive key presses
ExachixKitsune: No game, checkpoint comes out on thursday
TXC2: which way lrrbot?
RandomTrivia: But James! All that scouting you did!
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: 'Confidential' and 'children' both start with C.
RandomTrivia: Thanks LRRbot Kappa
ExachixKitsune: What
secretbranch: we love a red herring
TXC2: helpful as always lrrbot
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
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Didero: They've gotten so good at hard jumps that now the easy jumps have gotten hard!
Greypelt: Is this a time parkour race? lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: There's jostling already!
TXC2: Greypelt yeap
brieandbacon: you heard the man Yeager
TetraRay: the content people really want
RandomTrivia: !quote 7445
LRRbot: Quote #7445: "I'm lost and I'm being bullied by pigs." —Serge [2021-01-12]
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris is supreme!
Serifina: DEATH
TXC2: HUBRIS!
RandomTrivia: LUL
ExachixKitsune: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
LadyAiluros: HUBRIS
secretbranch: !clip
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ritchards: the Hurbos!
TheWriterAleph: DOULBE HUBRIS
creasehearst: Herb Ris
brieandbacon: !hubris
ContingentCat: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
Rustpile: wheelerHub wheelerHub
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP shadow realmed
Piratical_tendancies: sergeHubris
Genie_M: and things start to happen
TheAinMAP: sergeHubris sergeHubris
TXC2: sweet sweet hubris
PixelArtDragon: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
Snowcookies: jlrrFacepalm
RandomTrivia: You ever dumpstered somebody else so hard you dumpstered yourself? lrrBEEJ
LadyAiluros: OMG I need this so much thank you for this stream James, Uno and Serge <3
momma_tatts: jlrrFall sergeHubris jlrrFall
creasehearst: Serge's old friend: Karma Hubris
lirazel64: The Fall and Fall of James Turner, Part (N)
Tandtroll_OG: Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Genie_M: if you press space harder, you jump higher - that's how mechanical keyboards work right?
ContingentCat: turns out yelling is an important part of making your jumps
Rustpile: the classic "wait, did I save?"
TXC2: not the UK we know that much :p
AmberLampLight: server in a colo just outside the Kuiper belt
SeismicLawns: because you're cursed james
DiscordianTokkan: There was even a slime splat animation! Game whyyy
RandomTrivia: !quote 6331
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
blastanos: fische7DanaFace
TXC2: out of the mouths of babes with that quote there
Talin06: what was the problem chat?
cassaclyzm: Oh the spiral! This is really fun
TheWriterAleph: go James go!
TXC2: on a trial server
creasehearst: could be a configuration error in the downloadable files
Genie_M: now would be the time to finish with the best of the best
Didero: It's also nice towards the map maker(s) to show their map in full working order
RandomTrivia: Wouldn't it be great if we could have scouted the whole map before racing it? lrrBEEJ
secretbranch: nice!
puggernade: yes
TXC2: bamboo time
PixelArtDragon: How far ahead is James now?
RandomTrivia: Settle in everyone, we've reached the bamboo section
SeismicLawns: decently far ahead is james
combo_off: shoot like in bamboo
Didero: 'shoot' is pretty appropriate with all this bamboo :p
Genie_M: bamboozling coming up
CaptainSpam: Time to get bamboozled.
Creideiki_SE: And it looked so easy in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
RandomTrivia: @Didero benginFingers
TheWriterAleph: @Didero booo
DiscordianTokkan: Laggy Ladders
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: especially if james can get past this before anyone turns up
brieandbacon: jlrrDang it
RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon Less every time he falls off :D
circusofkirkus: bamboo, the great equalizer
ExachixKitsune: yeah all these shoots really hit you in the face. They're like BAMboo
Genie_M: we don't need buckets here
creasehearst: no serge, bamboo
Didero: That's exactly the response I want to my dumb jokes, RandomTrivia and TheWriterAleph :p
PixelArtDragon: We should have had a fall count for this run :p
combo_off: witch type of bucket tho
secretbranch: nice!
brieandbacon: @combo_off steady now
SeismicLawns: just act like you're never safe james
RandomTrivia: You're at 12 minutes already
creasehearst: definitely past it
LurkerSpine: You're well past 7 minutes
Serifina: Well past seven
TXC2: um we're past the 12 min mark :p
RandomTrivia: It's in secconds
creasehearst: you're past 12 i think
Genie_M: 12 minutes
creasehearst: so you've definitely missed the cutoff for S rank
RandomTrivia: The OP is playing! That means it's the big set piece finale!
DiscordianTokkan: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
ExachixKitsune: "I'm a genius!" ... "Oh.. Oh ok?" is a new one...
RandomTrivia: I didn't know we had that command :D
Didero: But at least it's free! :p
TheWooglie: East coast is probably the fairest you could get
RandomTrivia: LUL Uno
SeismicLawns: hey that's your team name
brieandbacon: he got güd
TXC2: we call those wunderKin James
Serifina: Good to know where Uno is
RandomTrivia: !quote 7119
LRRbot: Quote #7119: "I just need something to do that's not cleaning or being on fire." —Jacob [2020-08-10]
Greypelt: Is James just speed running this >.> lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TetraRay: are there multiple paths sometimes ?
Genie_M: i really like the design tidbits all around
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot.
LRRbot: New quote #7472: "It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot." —RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Serifina: I really enjoy how this map loops in and around and onto itself repeatedly, making maximum use of space while still being very pretty.
Didero: Jump off the slime again?
SquareDotCube: I feel like the easy way to solve the burning problem is if they aren't in lava or fire, have a thrown splash water bottle spawn right on their feet
brieandbacon: are you hitting your head, James?
RandomTrivia: Oh no, evil headbonk platforms
akiod18: lol
LadyAiluros: so someday we're going to do a parkour map based in the UK so Uno has a chance?
RandomTrivia: TIL that slimeblocks work from underwater
brieandbacon: jlrrFall jlrrFall
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Uno, it will just remove the excuse :p
TXC2: as if UK internet would help at all Kappa
Didero: A UK parkour map? So jumping over scones andmeat pies into tea puddles? :p
brieandbacon: hey now, we have the intern-net
Didero: "No, it is THE MAP that is wrong!"
TXC2: Didero :D
brieandbacon: go left?
Snowcookies: Lava, James' worst enemy
SeismicLawns: james you're supposed to make the jump
stizzet: LOL @didero, that would be amazing
TXC2: Gravity is James' worst enemy
ExachixKitsune: Didero I've just had curry don't make me also want a meat pie pls. pls... oh no
RandomTrivia: !quote 6669
LRRbot: Quote #6669: "I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it." —Serge [2019-12-31]
ExachixKitsune: AND SERGE TAKES THE LEAD
RandomTrivia: Never found that one before LUL
Didero: Don't let Serge win, we'll never hear the end of it!
brieandbacon: sergeJustRight sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
fistandulusrobe: Serge surges ahead.
TheWooglie: I reckon a pb today
TXC2: Serge's PB
Didero: I'm almost certain it'll be a personal best :p
RandomTrivia: Over 20 minutes already...
SeismicLawns: the fence is a lie
creasehearst: depends on if you're going for slowest, or if you're only counting among yourselves
drcanonball: whats in the chest?
Tripleyew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 85 month streak!
Tripleyew: ‘Afternoon, James, and howdy all. This James/cat simulator is fascinating.
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TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
HcaneAndrew: Minecraft Parkour?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: What is a fence but a miserable pile of lies
Snowcookies: Yes Hcane
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: Friggin Headbump blocks
TXC2: Bonk: go to Lava Jail
fir3wolfhhmd: a fence is just a miserable pile of poles
RandomTrivia: Which makes a fencepost a miserable pole of lies? :D
creasehearst: close
TXC2: CLOSE!
TheWriterAleph: mom's spaghetti
RandomTrivia: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed that James remembered to not get yeet off the side by the cart
RandomTrivia: GG Serge!
Genie_M: wow!
TXC2: are knees also too weak?
Greypelt: Your plams are sweat but do you have mom's spaghetti?
ExachixKitsune: Whoo
LadyAiluros: wait serge finished?
Didero: Now try to find all the shortcuts, Serge!
RandomTrivia: Yep
TXC2: so Serge is our 2 time Champion
RandomTrivia: Not bad for ostensiblyl the first go at most of the puzzles
PixelArtDragon: For a first try for most of this that's not half-bad
Bladinus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ExachixKitsune: 80er? Oh A-Tier
TheWriterAleph: so B-tier lrrBEEJ
Genie_M: that' aB
RandomTrivia: Get this man another emote!
brieandbacon: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
RandomTrivia: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
Didero: I like how James has gotten quieter and quieter :p
DiscordianTokkan: sergePongChamp
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
PixelArtDragon: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
combo_off: Serge don't you know Snerge did this course in under 15 min Kappa
TheWriterAleph: James has his game face on
Bladinus: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp sergeOrder
TetraRay: i love how it is both friendly and extremely serious
SeismicLawns: James got a B!
brieandbacon: Super cereal
Angnor33: B
Greypelt: Lag works
62MGcobra: buttz
Genie_M: less than 2 minutes behind Serge
Wolfstrike_NL: 24:31 for Jamees
wouter215: Only a B James? I though you were better than this..
LadyAiluros: still [lenty of stream left
Dread_Pirate_Westley: jlrrFall jlrrFall
SeismicLawns: the nether area is super vast btw
Doonis13: Go explore the nether area
nix_gd: they didn't start exactly at 0 either
creasehearst: and an elytra he can't get rid of
axare123: hi friends!!!
TXC2: hello axare123 welcome
RandomTrivia: But without the ambient lightlevel 11
RandomTrivia: It so darcc
TXC2: maybe this is the Easter egg ?
ExachixKitsune: Sort of the great feature a giant immersive portal would give you and lag a server into oblivion
RandomTrivia: Time to fly off into the infinite and lag the server with worldgen :D
RandomTrivia: Just to make it a little tougher for Uno
JqlGirl: the spiral is a cool idea
jorian57: Move the diamond blocks to spell James for them to find when they finish
SquareDotCube: oh yeah, that highway goes up, but up to where?
TXC2: the danger zone of course Kappa
Didero: We could all go to Uno's stream too and encourage him, that'll probably help
Didero: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
SeismicLawns: !squeak
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
Wolfstrike_NL: eastern egg exploring?
brieandbacon: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: sergeueak
Tripleyew: Are there more rockets available?
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: sergeSqueak
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Eat before you Yeet.
ContingentCat: * sergeSqueak
TheWriterAleph: good advice, LRRbot
DarknessKingCoH subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
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Xed_Regulus: I'm glad you stopped all that jumping. It was making me nauseous to watch.
RandomTrivia: Secrets!
TXC2: Ignore what?
CorvaxIsClever: you can race him now that he has a handicap
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the glowy thing.
Rogue_07: James, I always ignore you benginHeart
Piratical_tendancies: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
SquareDotCube: !advice
LRRbot: It is dangerous to gaze upon the pigeon.
quietcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
quietcat: 40 months! Neat!
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jorian57: Wasn't there just a new sub 20 min Minecraft speedrun?
Rogue_07: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
RandomTrivia: Watching someone nail a parkour map is incredibly hypnotic
WizardZedd: What resource pack is this?
TXC2: WizardZedd it's a map
TXC2: it's by Helike
WizardZedd: Oh, it's packaged in? Cool.
RandomTrivia: Are you looking at Vanilla speedruns?
RandomTrivia: Or this map?
RandomTrivia: Oh. Cool
RandomTrivia: Team speedrun would be sweet
MDrift314: I believe James uses the faithful resource pack
TheWriterAleph: *galaxy brain*
RandomTrivia: If there's no entries, take that default WR!
drcanonball: speedrunners usually do predetermined worlds
RandomTrivia: All you have to do is succeed!
ContingentCat: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: the two sweetest words in english: de-fault
LadyAiluros: A win by default is still a win
RandomTrivia: @drcanonball There are separate categories for Random Seed and Set Seet
TXC2: big Mood Serge
Greypelt: Streaming a World Record is how you get people to beat your world record <.<
brieandbacon: wait, I made it through 2020? that wasn't the plan...
RandomTrivia: If the category rules say you may use a seed, then it's Set Seed permitted
ExachixKitsune: Have to redo the into to add "Award Winning*" to the intro of mine o'clock
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't go faster than a car can go.
aSemioticGhost: 14 min is the random record
AmberLampLight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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aSemioticGhost: 2m30s is the set seed
TehAmelie: that sounds like poor rocketry Lrrbot
RandomTrivia: Here we see James Turner in his natural habitat, engaging in normal behaviour, of falling off things /attenborough
Didero: If one of you does a sub 12 minute run of this map, I'll donate $20 to a charity of your choice
T2_zain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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creasehearst: S-tier is 660 seconds, or 11 minutes
TXC2: we haven't had respect in a LOOOONG time Kappa
Didero: Also, I love these Minecraft Parkour streams, thanks for doing one again :)
CaptainSpam: Oh, geez, is this all with shaders, too?
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MDrift314: I just grabbed the link off the map page
SeismicLawns: just this intro is shadered it looks like
creasehearst: there's a 7:29 video if you want it
jorian57: M
Rogue_07: Time to...slay the spire.
RandomTrivia: @Rogue_07 0.o
RandomTrivia: Oh that was sick
TheWriterAleph: disgusting LUL
TXC2: what is the FoV on this video? :p
ContingentCat: ah yes that classic trick, not being bad
Didero: They also seem to keep bunnyhopping
RandomTrivia: It's incredible to see the optimizations
Barb4rian: I hate the ultrawide viewing angle...
TheWriterAleph: urp motion sick LUL
the_one_and_only_kim: "doing it on first try" - probably their 1000th attempt
WindyDelcarlo: So I just got here and was like "... wait, James is speedrunning?" This makes much more sense
RandomTrivia: SMOOTH as butter
couldntpickausername: something something something half A press, how do you do fellow speed runners
RandomTrivia: What was that?!
TehAmelie: thr wider FOV makes things appear closer, so you can jump further. that's just physics
kalira77: it's a half A press!
RandomTrivia: Oh the portal keeps your momentum!
WindyDelcarlo: And now to the vod to see how we got here
TXC2: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
RandomTrivia: There must be a corner clipping thing going on
SeismicLawns: they're damage boosting and hitting the slime at the same time
Serifina: I have no idea how they do those slime boosts
RandomTrivia: Between all 4 slime blocks
TheWriterAleph: OOOOH sneaky!
RandomTrivia: Is that section technically an auto-scroller? Kappa
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Serifina: OOOOOOH
Serifina: Okay!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Secret tunnel!
TetraRay: wow
DiscordianTokkan: Ruuuude
SeismicLawns: secret tunnel!
CaptainSpam: Clever.
TXC2: SECRET TUNNEL!
TehAmelie: filled with water!
RandomTrivia: Bubble column momentum bay-beeee!
Statist42: hey serge, if you find out how to do these slime boosts let me know; its impossible to find hood info on those online (or i just dont know where to look)
RandomTrivia: And that is a sweet skip
Serifina: WHAT
RandomTrivia: There are ladders on the outside!
TetraRay: what lol
TXC2: EXCUSE ME!
Greypelt: Honey blocks
RandomTrivia: WAT
NimrodXIV: RUDE
Greypelt: nope ladders
Greypelt: Nice
Didero: Bamboo-zled!
RandomTrivia: The bamboo skip is real!
Greypelt: >.>
ExachixKitsune: That's just rude
Serifina: *WHAT*
Greypelt: wow
Snowcookies: omg
abracadaver23: Da return of parkour?
LadyMCHall: Morning
SeismicLawns: WHAT
RandomTrivia: Hello LadyMCHall
TXC2: hello LadyMCHall welcome
RandomTrivia: abracadaver23 Yes indeed
RandomTrivia: I guess we have something to fill the time if 1.17 is several months away!
nix_gd: @Statist42 some info here: https://www.mcpk.wiki/wiki/Damage_Boost
Didero: That sounds like a great idea!
LadyAiluros: that would be cool
Sarah_Serinde: I am down for that (hi I'm lurking :P )
Lord_ZYRK: SpeedRunOneWord's triumphant return seabatPjorg
SeismicLawns: Wait WHAT
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
RandomTrivia: WAT
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
RandomTrivia: The secret tech!
secretbranch: HOLY EASTER EGG
Snowcookies: I hope we can get Create mod made parkour maps in the future
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, so THAT'S why that road went up the wall
PixelArtDragon: Oh there's a button!
TheWriterAleph: built in skips are the best
TXC2: that's like a Sercet back room :p
stevestein: Secret Button!
elah806: OOOooohh, there's a BUTton!
Serifina: This map creator is a genius
RandomTrivia: NO way
RandomTrivia: LUL
Genie_M: we'll see what the minecart button does
62MGcobra: gamers don't look up - gottem
MAPBoardgames: Something about crouching?
Tandtroll_OG: Wouldnt it be fun to make a shoet parkour map for a moc project? Or an individual stream for the others?
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RandomTrivia: I CALLED IT!
TheWriterAleph: OOOH
TXC2: WAIT WHAT!
Serifina: OH
RandomTrivia: The button changed the track!
Serifina: ooooooooooooh
DiscordianTokkan: Ohhhhh
nix_gd: that's sweet
TheAinMAP: Oh!
Tandtroll_OG: Whoa
PixelArtDragon: The button does a thing!
SquareDotCube: Oh, they also didn't notice the shortcut in the library section
Genie_M: they did this run 50+ times easy
RandomTrivia: Same way you learn anything else, Serge. Practice and repetition
SeismicLawns: the ladders would have helped
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ExachixKitsune: I also wonder if there are any shortcuts that exist that are not useful
stizzet: apparently when jumping on the slime block, you need to not be hitting the space bar and you'll jump higher
SquareDotCube: Get yourself a splash bottle of water
SquareDotCube: for the fire
nix_gd: Some info from the discord for this map: "There are two ways to do slime glitches. For both methods, you need to jump at the edge of the block you are coming from. The first method is to land on the edge of the slime block. The second method is to press the sneak key upon landing on the slime block. "
RandomTrivia: Yeah!
secretbranch: the underwater tunnel?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: water passage
Genie_M: the street
stizzet: saw the tip a parkour forum.
Genie_M: yeah
vitomag: hi I'm new
DiscordianTokkan: I'm still confused as to why those trapdoors with the light sensors were on for them, and off for you
TXC2: hello vitomag welcome
RandomTrivia: Hi vitomag, welcome to the stream!
Didero: Does wearing an elytra mess with this?
RandomTrivia: It shouldn't
SquareDotCube: There's one more
noSmokeFire: is your elytra messing with things?
secretbranch: there i one more block
TehAmelie: *gold clap*
secretbranch: major skip
RandomTrivia: MUCH faster
TehAmelie: golf, too
TXC2: I like how Uno's timer is still going :p
SquareDotCube: There's another small skip the speedrunner didn't use
Didero: I keep forgetting that you need to activate the elytra, I keep thinking it's just always on
ashiok_nightmare_moose: dont forget the water passage
MAPBoardgames: By bamboo
Piratical_tendancies: the bamboo
TXC2: there was the bamboo skip
TwitchTVsFrank: bamboo
secretbranch: the bamboo one
DiscordianTokkan: James needs more rockets
MAPBoardgames: Earlyish?
Genie_M: that's the Uno skip
Didero: Can you do the skip for the gold pillars too? Or does that involve slime block magic?
Piratical_tendancies: button!
TwitchTVsFrank: they hit a button
DiscordianTokkan: They might've hit a button
ashiok_nightmare_moose: there was a button
DarrakHS: wasnt there a button for it
MinniChii: there was a button
m_logan2000: it looked like he hit something
fistandulusrobe: He hit a button to activate the ladders.
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RandomTrivia: Gold pillar skip was just missing a section, I don't think it needed the slimeblock trick
ContingentCat: sneaky hobbitses
TXC2: are the ladders really easier ? :p
creasehearst: rockets-b-gone
RandomTrivia: Easier, probably not. Faster, almost certainly
couldntpickausername: feels weird how this level is supposed to be about parkour but then has secrets to let you skip the parkour
Didero: How much do the ladders skip?
Stratavarius: like 4 seconds
secretbranch: you gotta be PRECISE
ashiok_nightmare_moose: 5 seconds
DiscordianTokkan: 4 or 5 seconds
TetraRay: lol
nix_gd: f
Genie_M: and now you swim
nuggetthehugget: so are the boys playing parkour or making parkour
RandomTrivia: You could /give yourself some 76
Didero: Do you need to take off your elytra?
fistandulusrobe: Where was that swim tunnel?
Mistborn83: can you try the scret water tunnel trick
SAJewers: tp command?
SquareDotCube: Uno's still goiong
johnthebeeboi: hello
nix_gd: @SAJewers They don't have op on this server I think
HouseofShadow: !discord
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RandomTrivia: Hello johnthebeeboi
johnthebeeboi: hi I'm new here
TXC2: hello johnthebeeboi welcome
Mistborn83: @johnthebeeboi hello welcome
kalira77: have uno continue from where he is. more challenge for you and Serge
johnthebeeboi: hello
RandomTrivia: The striders walk animation is so derpy I love it
Didero: What happens if Uno disconnects and reconnects?
johnthebeeboi: hello TXC2
Didero: Oh, that's much easier, nvm :p
RandomTrivia: !quote 6699
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Didero: Wait for Uno to stop burning? :p
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Genie_M: now the pro strat is to wait for the other one to open the door
RandomTrivia: You've still got plenty of time on the bootstrap server, right?
Genie_M: which noone will do
Martin_FcG: frozen?
RandomTrivia: Sweet
shaun088: <message deleted>watch me stream
RandomTrivia: @Martin_FcG If your stream is frozen try pausing and unpausing
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove
thetoastmonster: secret tunnelllll
SquareDotCube: on the surface
RandomTrivia: SecretTunnel% let's goooo
TXC2: awhile yet
Favre_Studios: Overworld I think
Serifina: One thing the speedrunner was doing that you're not is sprinting, like, all the damn time
Didero: You can at least use (some of) the shortcuts
Serifina: Yes, you can! It just takes practice and learning the skill!
Greypelt: Believe in the heart of the blocks James!
TXC2: you can, just not yet :p
RandomTrivia: Believe in the Twitch Chat that believes in you!
secretbranch: where was the secret underwater tunnel
Serifina: Get that negativity OUT of here.
RandomTrivia: @secretbranch Further up, in the overworld section
RandomTrivia: No water in the Nether, after all
RandomTrivia: (except that water)
Serifina: Individually, very few of the "tricks" that speedrunner did are hard. They just take practice and learning how to do them.
Didero: I thin the secret tech seems to be to jsut crank your FOV up to max, seemed to work for that speedrunner :p
creasehearst: you could try to make a raid farm that actually works
Serifina: The hard part is stringing them all together
RandomTrivia: ^
Didero: This is just the practice run, it's fiiiine
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Despoiler98: parkour PARKOUR! katesRage katesRage
RandomTrivia: Oof that checkpoint
ExachixKitsune: HAX
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
ExachixKitsune: Oh right
RandomTrivia: Cheat step achieved :D
TXC2: do over
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrJUDGE
TehAmelie: James you're on fire!
Didero: James, you're server admin, you can just teleport the other players to the starting point again Kapa
TehAmelie: oh only literally lrrBEEJ
Greypelt: Gotta get that PB - Peanut Butter
TXC2: Didero not on this server he isn't
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I requested crunchy peanut butter, and my order has smooth peanut butter.
Serifina: Literally I watch a streamer/ytuber who plays hard as heck kiazo super mario levels. And he is constantly telling people that it's not that you CAN'T do what he does. It's that you can't do it YET. It takes practice!
Didero: @TXC2 I thought he made himself admin when they were resetting?
RandomTrivia: Some of the slime block tricks require not jumping
TXC2: Didero oh maybe then
RandomTrivia: Only the corner-clip ones that give you a massive boost
PixelArtDragon: What if jump, but not?
62MGcobra: jello?
TXC2: there is no slime block, YOU are the slime block Kappa
TehAmelie: someone said to not hold Space when you bounce but i dunno if it was that easy
RandomTrivia: You have to let your vertical momentum do the work
TXC2: what's in you head?
RandomTrivia: I was reading a thing on the slime boost trick and it involves sneaking just as you land on the corner of all 4 blocks, so the server thinks you're taking fall damage and your velocity desyncs
couldntpickausername: lava looks like spaghetios
TehAmelie: that's some sneaky sneaking
TehAmelie: extremely mild spaghetti sauce of some kind at least
TXC2: there was a hugh skip here
stizzet: do you have a jump boost on?
TXC2: *huge
kalira77: around the outside, around the outside
TheWriterAleph: round the outside, round the outside
Despoiler98: Serge stop being stuck *forehead*
VTMonster: just git gud
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greenkingwashere: minceraft
leohughes10: Hi
RandomTrivia: Hi leohughes10, welcome to the stream
TXC2: hello leohughes10 welcome
SquareDotCube: just missed the swim skip James
ashiok_nightmare_moose: didnt james just pass the secret tunnel
TehAmelie: who made those platforms on top of bamboo? are they for cosplaying House of Flying Daggers?
MAPBoardgames: Secret watet tunnel right back there
DarrakHS: yeah he passed the skip pond i think
drcanonball: skipped the secret tunnel
Mangledpixel: missed the secret tunnel
Didero: Yes
SquareDotCube: further back with the bamboo
creasehearst: yes, two "biomes" back
Piratical_tendancies: in the bamboo-ey pond
drcanonball: way back
Didero: Secret tunnel exists at the big 2x2 slime block
Piratical_tendancies: sugar cane pond
RandomTrivia: There we go!
Despoiler98: even a slime block
RandomTrivia: benginTry
RandomTrivia: That didn't feel like it skipped as much as the video looked like it did
SquareDotCube: so five minutes
Didero: And Serge! ...left
PsychoI3oy: the other thing was coming out of that water elevator and landing on the fence to skip the house
Didero: This is just the practice run, Serge, it doesn't count yet :p
LurkerSpine: ladder skip
RandomTrivia: the Hole time
LurkerSpine: on the building side
cassaclyzm: "It's all bamboo?" "Always was."
MAPBoardgames: Do the outside skip!
RandomTrivia: benginTry
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?
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TXC2: !clips
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greenkingwashere: ez
Despoiler98: (serge is furious)
TXC2: EDGE
Martin_FcG: haha rub that one in.
ContingentCat: narrator: Serge was not happy for him
LadyMCHall: you can hear the jealousy in Serge's voice
Zaghrog: he can be both
stizzet: is there a parkour expert you could get on the show to show you tricks? i'm not finding anything online other than videos of people doing it. so frustrating
ExachixKitsune: park-ourials. Nope sorry that portmanteu is a failiure
Didero: Use spacejump!
circusofkirkus: There's a good one on the US Documentary series The Office
RandomTrivia: @ExachixKitsune We can workshop that one
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, (flips onto couch) PARKOUR!
LadyMCHall: the evolution boxman!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait I'm confused. I had to step away.. are they running it back?
Lord_ZYRK: stizzet you'd probably have turn to Discord
PixelArtDragon: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
TXC2: circusofkirkus where do you think I got the joke for MCplan from? Kappa
ExachixKitsune: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Didero: "Parkour-ials" sound like a breakfast cereal to me for some reason
TehAmelie: a parkour tutor is clearly a tutour, anyway
RandomTrivia: @Bobtheninjagoldfish We watched a 7 minute speedrun and now we're trying to go fast
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Mine it up
stizzet: yeah... i was trying to do the research the "easy" way lol
Wolfstrike_NL: Time to beat is 1471 seconds (24:31) for James
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so who won the frist run?
combo_off: So ExachixKitsune what is the sass plan? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Take THAT, crops
ExachixKitsune: combo_off : Learning how to fall from James
combo_off: thank you
Didero: So I assume you're going to apply to the next GDQ?
DiscordianTokkan: OK, the trapdoors in that are CLOSED, but in their vid they're open. I call shenanigans
obie19892: did you build that?
PixelArtDragon: Nice
combo_off: It seemed like they had a second account on there speedrun to help out
RandomTrivia: @obie19892 This map was made by someone named Hielke (I think that's the spelling)
DreadfulDrifter: any chance for a link to the music playlist?
obie19892: pretty serious project
TXC2: !BGC
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MAPBoardgames: Nice!
DreadfulDrifter: many thanks
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so who won the first run?
RandomTrivia: They've made a bunch of parkour maps and are well known for this kind of super-dense map with lots of retracing paths
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish Serge
Favre_Studios: serge
RandomTrivia: Serge won the first run
TheWooglie: first time yellow columns
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this song is great
obie19892: im playing bedrock on android so I don't think I have the same access to maps as someone playing java
RandomTrivia: Yeah, Java version maps can't be directly transferred
Mistborn83: the mental fatigue of this is real
combo_off: Twich is being such a butt right now because I hear james falling in lava before I see it
RandomTrivia: The information burn is a thing
Didero: @obie19892 These Hielke maps seem to be available for Bedrock too
obie19892: you have to buy them though, no?
TehAmelie: a fun prank to do would be taking this whole map and flip it left to right. depending on how much your mark has played it
Didero: I'm not familiar with Bedrock, so I wouldn't know
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Oh that's absolutely evil, I love it
Didero: That means you're improving, Serge!
xantos69: So...speed run parkour.
TehAmelie: mirror mode engage!
circusofkirkus: well that's two runs to form a baseline, gotta get more reps in to see a trend lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Get them additional data points!
PixelArtDragon: Gotta start doing that process analysis
Didero: !currentsong
Didero: 1200 exactly!
combo_off: nice
TXC2: 20 mins exactly
RandomTrivia: On the nose!
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaang
TheWooglie: Clap
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: good round time
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
Piratical_tendancies: nice!
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN lrrHORN
obie19892: good job bud
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
hammybone_: ah, how nice of my phone to just now inform me the Mine O'Clocks are happening
RandomTrivia: Nice work!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Amentur: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
TheWooglie: that last jump was oshiT
Didero: There's time for another run!
Wolfstrike_NL: And we made you go back for the water skip
kalira77: hammybone_ very considerate of them
Lord_ZYRK: hammybone_ Twitch notifications have been extra fucked lately
Bladinus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: also the time spent finding that one secret tunnel
TheWooglie: lrrHORN
PixelArtDragon: How much easier would this be with an Elytra?
wench_tacular: jlrrFacepalm
TXC2: PixelArtDragon not very
Jayrod1220: Uno's rank is "Parent meeting required" Kappa
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Didero: And that way one person can't cheat by waiting for the other person to open the door :p
TheWooglie: that's better
Genie_M: sub 1k is actually achievable
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so in that last run James had 1200 but Serge had 13 something.. so james was quicker?
TheWriterAleph: james is tilting hard
RandomTrivia: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Yeah, James restarted about 2 minutes into that run
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ah cool
RandomTrivia: Single spacebar does it
RandomTrivia: But your head has to be underwater
hammybone_: sprint in water to "swim"
RandomTrivia: Sprint key will do it too
Favre_Studios: ctrl
dakushadow23: for me it's double tap w to swim
TehAmelie: whaat
circusofkirkus: practice leads to improvement? what
HalcyonPrime9: really?
Rogue_07: Madness!
hammybone_: fascinating
TXC2: sounds fake to me Kappa
TheWriterAleph: "practice makes perfect"?" nah, that can't be true
circusofkirkus: I don't believe you
Didero writes down "practice... makes... perfect"
secretbranch: wait....learning...the map????
RandomTrivia: Iteration?! What is this madness!
Didero: This is gold. GODL
TwitchTVsFrank: i think that is cheating
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Format solved.
ExachixKitsune: Nahhh First Time Only Time
wench_tacular: catchy indeed
PixelArtDragon: Learning the map, explains the map
combo_off: so your saying learning the map explains the map
DevInsanity: You should write that down
fir3wolfhhmd: but blind%
Bobtheninjagoldfish: as someone who hosted for a GDQ on occasion.. I can conform.. No.. they have not thought og that
combo_off: @PixelArtDragon mind meld
beowuuf: practice makes betterer?
BlackIsis: I think they call that cheatiung
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf Yeah, that's more catchy
beowuuf: :D
TehAmelie: of course, blind speedruns are the only honest ones
TheWriterAleph: do more = do more betterer
ExachixKitsune: Remember: Practiste makes the Artiste
TXC2: Practice make permanent, Perfect practice make perfect
TehAmelie: hashtag speedrunalloneword
TheWooglie: I think you three should make parkour maps for the other two to race
MAPBoardgames: I like how this map is designed with the different biomes and set peices
HalcyonPrime9: repetition equates to reasonable improvements?
beowuuf: how do you get to carnegie hall? blind speedrunning
wench_tacular: install new memory unit
hammybone_: I love how james looks slightly upward (in game) whenever he jumps
Didero: practice makes.... perfect...er
PsychoI3oy: repition legitimizes
Cavemanhar: perfect practice make perfect
RandomTrivia: We said that!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: practice makes betterer is certainly an improvement over the previous "Git Guud"
beowuuf: have you tried being lied to more until it gets easier?
MAPBoardgames: "Practice makes perfect" is at odds with "Ever forward, never learning"
TehAmelie: practice makes perfect, but Sonic turns into Supersonic and just goes fast
TXC2: a lie = US and UK keyboards are different
Favre_Studios: Practice makes habits
Didero: Serge, i think the pro-strat in that section is to not die
ExachixKitsune: MAPBoardgames : That's why Mine O'Clock and TTSF can never be on the same days
SquareDotCube: reminder: bamboo shortcut up ahead
PsychoI3oy: where's your livesplit timer so chat can yell "split!" at you
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 but the us and uk have some of the special keys in different spots
beowuuf: mapboardgames: all the courses ian races are curves, so if he keeps driving forwards he'll never learn the course :p
DiscordianTokkan: Who greasded these Chorus fruit!
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat my point exactly
SquareDotCube: and there you go again
RandomTrivia: During that section, chat yells at you at once - it's the chorus section Kappa
TXC2: RandomTrivia booooo
Amentur: Secret tunnel ♪
wench_tacular: jlrrFall
RandomTrivia: Oh hai Uno
TXC2: galling for Uno there
MAPBoardgames: Uno has been lapped.
thetoastmonster: did Uno just get lapped
RandomTrivia: (on your left)
MAPBoardgames: The speedrunner never went into the brick house If I recall.
RandomTrivia: Yeah, they used the bubble column momentum to get on the fencepost right away
Didero: We need one of those fancy timer overlays that the person in that video had
RandomTrivia: I think that's the last thing James needs
circusofkirkus: bamboo ezpz
Didero: @RandomTrivia James, sure, but US :p
RandomTrivia: 2 for 2 on FirstTry bamboo jump though
RandomTrivia: :D
Favre_Studios: go around the outside
Didero: Uno: Mostly left, lowest block
Didero: Don't start thinking, James, go by feeling!
Piratical_tendancies: keep going up james!
RandomTrivia: I mean, Chaos Dragons are DANGEROUS
PixelArtDragon: Speaking of modded, any update on Sergecraft 3?
TehAmelie: getting that sub 720 may take some more practice eh
RandomTrivia: Every 10,000 blocks in each cardinal direction
Rogue_07: What about if you go 10,000 paces Weest?
RandomTrivia: Yes, all 4 cardinal directions
SquareDotCube: James is having an Oh Honey No moment
RandomTrivia: Gonna need some time for James to decompress and de-tilt after this
MAPBoardgames: I don't think James is on track for a PB this time.
TXC2: DM's Hate him: "Can I swim in that waterfall?" Kappa
ExachixKitsune: And; if your house was behind a waterfall in a cave, you wouldn't have to swim through the 1 big hole, you could die and respawn at your bed
SquareDotCube: time!
MAPBoardgames: The button!
Kazman20a: timer
TXC2: PB!
Piratical_tendancies: well done!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Success! lrrHORN
TehAmelie: the big kilobyte!
js1813: timer
DiscordianTokkan: 1024 vs 1200 from last time. Nice!
drcanonball: almost sub 1k
zephyr5a: A nice round number
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Another 3 minutes saved!
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MAPBoardgames: I stand corrected. New PB!
Amentur: lrrHORN A lrrHORN
PixelArtDragon: The kibibyte!
Snowcookies: Nice
Didero: Woo!
TehAmelie: woo
TheWriterAleph: nice job Serge!
BlackIsis: a...for adequate
TXC2: SUB 1000 NICE!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN!
rocketjohn: good work Serge!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
PixelArtDragon: A winner is you!
Harvest25: lrrAWESOME
Snowcookies: RIV Uno
SquareDotCube: 850?
TXC2: sub 900?
TheWooglie: 29 faster than James?
Genie_M: 800
Martin_FcG: yeah 850-900
SeismicLawns: probably sub 900 if you practiced
Didero: With those skips you can get off more than a minute and a half, I feel
SquareDotCube: The one thing I don't see you doing a lot of is sprinting, just walking
RandomTrivia: Diminishing returns on practice is a real thing
MAPBoardgames: Doing a skip is faster than normal. but FAILING a skip is slower than not-failing normal.
Genie_M: 800if all goes well
Didero: The map description said there were easter eggs too, right?
bistod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bistod! (Today's storm count: 48)
Wolfstrike_NL: If you want, there's probally discords you could join on spdrun dot com to ask around for things like the slimee jumps etc
TwitchTVsFrank: it looks like the biggest thing is figuring out the slime glitch
RandomTrivia: Intended path consistently precise would be a perfectly respectable aim
MAPBoardgames: Whoever designed this level put a lot of work into it
RandomTrivia: I know I keep saying it but the Nether/Overworld Bedrock transition looks awesome
SquareDotCube: What's in the chests?
RandomTrivia: Probably nothing then
TehAmelie: just prop chests
RandomTrivia: That's the void James
SquareDotCube: just infinite void
TheWooglie: lrrAWW Uno
TXC2: Lets go UNO!
Serifina: RIP server :p
RandomTrivia: That server has been played continuously for like 98% of its lifespan, no server ever gets that close
Didero: Thanks so much for the stream!
dmjessus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
dmjessus: yoooooo
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dmjessus! (Today's storm count: 49)
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Uno and Serge
Martin_FcG: That was fun to watch with breakfast. Though tense at times haha
RandomTrivia: Thanks lrrJAMES , lrrSERGE and Uno!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and special guest Serge look to wrap up our look at Hades. Game: Hades) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (35m from now).
Snowcookies: bye
Jayrod1220: rebell1Eggs sergeIrene jlrrTenner
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and special guest Serge look to wrap up our look at Hades. Game: Hades) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (35m from now).
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
RandomTrivia: LoudNope
Greypelt: Let's Nope? lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SquareDotCube: sounds miserable!
RandomTrivia: LRR Kaldheim FamJam!
TwitchTVsFrank: go team baby geniuses
TheWooglie: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
TheWooglie: is there a prize?
BrookJustBones: Should Nelson be added to the homestream command?
RandomTrivia: I'm supporting Les Mulliganables, just for that amazing name
Snowcookies: The prize is friendship
Didero: That sounds very fun!
m_logan2000: charity donation?
Snowcookies: You get to gloat
SnuggleFoxes: such good teamnames
TXC2: they win a sense of superiority
RandomTrivia: The prize is victory pride!
aesir_blade: this is where someone says 'ice cream' right
stizzet: is there a way to watch everyone in one screen?
RandomTrivia: LRR made their own Rivals tournament, now with 400million% more wholesomeness!
Serifina: Should be crazy:D
Snowcookies: James still owes ppl ice cream
RandomTrivia: @stizzet How many monitors you got? :p
Didero: Bye James!
Snowcookies: Bye James
Greypelt: Wi lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TXC2: !patreon
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RandomTrivia: Bye!
TXC2: !discord
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Didero: Mine O'Clock is short for Minecraft Of Clockington
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR: https://youtu.be/bmdI0W2l9Zg
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DiscordianTokkan: Later!
stizzet: LOL i guess i'll just have to choose lol
RandomTrivia: See everyone in a bit for Talking Sim! lrrHEART
Snowcookies: BTW for the MTG stream, only the LRR channel's vod will go up on Youtube
Orgmastron: @stizzet I think they're streaming in groups of 3, so you could so MultiTwitch or something like that
Orgmastron: could do*
RandomTrivia: A couple of the others have their own VoD channels, right?
TXC2: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Snowcookies: Kathleen won't have vods due to music, and I believe many don't have Youtube channels to put up the vods
RandomTrivia: Now we just need a lrrNELLY
stizzet: havent played around with multitwitch much. will have to look at that.
stizzet: i'm working from home friday, so i can actually watch, but want to make it as easy as possible
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Snowcookies: night txc2
beowuuf: https://www.multitwitch.tv/seabats/james_lrr/bengineering/graham_lrr/kathleen_lrr/sergeyager/unarmedoracle yeah, looks like it will handle frame wise, just internet and visibility wise might be an issue :p
beowuuf: night txc2
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2
RandomTrivia: That link is a chonky lad
beowuuf: It's usable because only two of the nine are streaming right now :p
RandomTrivia: That would get L O U D when they're all in full swing
beowuuf: default mute is a godsend :D annoying when you start a normal strem, a godsend in multitwitch!
beowuuf: Anyway, I have stupid real work tomorrow so guess I need to get ready and get sleep and stuff. Night!