Earthenone: they saw your clever plan coming
smquinn22: I have two wins now :)
RedShiftLive: oh crap they saw it coming
TXC2: Opp ALWAYS has answers
RedShiftLive: ooh completely unrelated to today's event when is the nickname site going to be updated for Kaldheim?
creasehearst: oops all tempo
soulkingu: Oh, are two mana counterspells ok now?
InquisitorGaia: WOOOH, i just got an email saying im the the magic legends closed alpha
Earthenone: death fight giant?
TXC2: can't wait to see that card scry 5 in stanard :p
Diabore: i just opened a sealed with 3 feed the serpent and 3 packmates
STALKERsoldiers: fight bird fly in
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:10.
TXC2: InquisitorGaia congrats
adi_pie: InquisitorGaia hope you have a fun time with it. lrrAWESOME
InquisitorGaia: i hope so too
Loonatic93: I thought he was going to have the deathtoucher fight.
RedShiftLive: in response pump?
TehAmelie: lrrJUDGE i need my opponent to stop playing spells
STALKERsoldiers: i was thinking deathtoucher too haha
Mangledpixel: anybody else's audio now gone out of sync?
RedShiftLive: @Mangledpixel yes
djalternative: yes
gibbousm: are you playing Sealed or Constructed?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: activate keeps them from drawing a card of their legend
djalternative: G has decoupled from his voice
soulkingu: Well it's also a Giant
Nameless_Sword: A wizard AND a giant AND everything
remyjette: nope :(
flatluigi: nope
cheezweazl: :(
royal_cactusfruit: No
underhill33: not at all
creasehearst: still desynced
CptCorallis: I'm personally enjoying the Fan-Dub of this stream with the English Audio
cheezweazl: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RedShiftLive: nope
Mangledpixel: the audio is preceeding the video, if that helps to diagnose it
soulkingu: My goodness was the plan to clear one event an hour?
RayFK: Are you spending a lot of time doing dishes in a bathtub? Because you seem to be very de-sinked.
queenfounder: Finally got around to preordered my Kaldheim box.
Mangledpixel: ah, I see
Earthenone: hes so big
Thisbymaster: all you need is one-side board wipe
underhill33: jeeze
RedShiftLive: Any news on the nickname website for Kaldheim?
Khalahd: oh noooo
patbaer: just switch to your v-tuber shell. problem solvev.
Khalahd: and a draw 2
Vampiricsloth: whats xplit?
RedShiftLive: oof
Earthenone: humans?
jkoon78076: warrior?
soulkingu: And, bonus, they're actually draugr
Mangledpixel: Vampiricsloth streaming program
northos: that was a cute "picking at random" animation
jkoon78076: angel and fyn
Vampiricsloth: oh like obs studio / streamlabs obs?
RedShiftLive: well now you can get the bezerker and the recruiter
xantos69: Cheer50 G I hope these go better for you than my drafts have gone for me. This format has been just steamrolling me.
Mangledpixel: Vampiricsloth yup, but older and costs money
djalternative: when will visigoth be a creature type in magic?
RayFK: Just read 4head
flatluigi: the giant archetype seems good
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, a fair few cost games on the back of a single misplay which has been rough
easterncaveofwonders: op must be just out of cards soon right?
easterncaveofwonders: lol
TehAmelie: <message deleted>i liked when they had all kinds of weird creature types. i bet those shapeshifters forced the change just so they could be lazy
Mangledpixel: well, they did design the set with "everything being a lot" as a core part of the design
remyjette: yeah, for some reason i thought Weigh Down was an aura because it sounds like Dead Weight
Clockwork_Penguin: The struggle is real
aggrocrow: well, at least the 3/1 has lifelink too
xantos69: lol I wish reading was my problem. My opponents have just had every removal and counterspell that has been printed.
STALKERsoldiers: How many of thsoe!
Earthenone: that 1/2 has been ruining all your fights
TehAmelie: <message deleted>you mean, more than 12x removal?!
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bjorlamn: OP’s deck is miserable wow
djalternative: well, it seems like only one team is playing at the correct speed
queenfounder: Baby Genius’ are doing in. Sane.
kerbalized_: twitchs sidebar is just a wall of LRR folk playing mtg and its just glorious
djalternative: let's go untapped snow
RedShiftLive: see these uncommon lands seem to be stone unless in constructed but decent in limited
RayFK: That spells doom for tyou
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kristian_fischer: Kaldheim is stuffed with stout bois.
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aggrocrow: they just scryed, wouldn't it have been a good time to block with the 3/1 and mill them?
RedShiftLive: pump up the jam?
smquinn22: Well two and three :(
TXC2: ah Morritte, the Mythic that hides as an uncommon
jolly_does_art: I really appreciate this cool streaming thing you're doing but also having to pick whom to watch feels like choosing your favorite child NotLikeThis
djalternative: how many cards do they have left?
RedShiftLive: Moritte is only good if you have something else good
Ukon_Cairns: morrite: "im them, but bigger"
RayFK: Well Gawrsh Sora I don't know how we're getting out of this one
FinalShowFilms: Baby Geniuses are already up to 10 wins? How?
MehallD: I didnt realise I was watching James' stream
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I think it is time to concede and move on. What are we going to draw that gets past two fliers? Just because time is a factor today.
TehAmelie: <message deleted>Sophie thought she had a hard choice, eh
queenfounder: @awildtransgirlappeared not a bad point
TXC2: red_shirt_down that's true, but she feels complicated enough to be a mythic to me
TXC2: TehAmelie yeah lets not with that kind of joke please
TehAmelie: sorry
RedShiftLive: Is Moritte female? I assumed as ashapeshifter they are relatively genderless
PixelArtDragon: Close, though!
TXC2: !break
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soulkingu: Oh I'm going somewhere, chief--over to Kathleen
TXC2: red_shirt_down fair point
Earthenone: and now a message from our sponsors
TXC2: Card Kingdom.com: we have cards?
bjorlamn: GRAHAM IS GONE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOOO
IgnisDeus: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Is there a multi-stream command?
Earthenone: !famjam
TXC2: !multitwitch
Earthenone: worth a shot
couldntpickausername: well that was a great event, seemed shorter than expected, hoped you all had fun
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: thanks
TXC2: and the stream is back
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I want to be clear, normally I am a fight to the bitter end kind of girl. But today is a time trial type thing and I think it is better to concede when the only outs are low probability of occurring rather than spending 15min on a game that we ultimately lose. Even if we win we might have been able to win 2 games in the time it took to win 1. If that makes sense.
xantos69: But if Graham is gone...Are we allowed to form a tribal society? Quickly every line up by how much beryllium it takes to kill you!
TXC2: and we're back
TragicMtG: you are ok!
BorealMage: Fixed! rbeeHyper
DeM0nFiRe: Looks good 👍
cheezweazl: Looks good
Mcgwee: and that's why- oh we're back!
cheezweazl: you have returned to the correct timeline
couldntpickausername: the audio is ok, but as for you, have you had water and a snack recently?
hight9191: Ofc you're ok, Graham
TXC2: damn the Baby geniuses are on fire :p
jedi_master_zll: This is a lot of info with multitwitch.
CasaAJEgames: is there still paper magic tonight or is this replacing that?
Earthenone: this is replacing that
fidwell: coffee: load it up with enough sugar, and it's water AND a snack!
TXC2: CasaAJEgames this is indeed replacing it
Ogrekidd: so how many games is each team allowed to play, i saw cam starting a new draft
hight9191: is it draft or sealed?
Robot_Bones: I'm fighting up from silver because I've not played ranked since before DB
Abavus: I opened Vorinclex but the rest of my deck is bad BibleThump
TehAmelie: umm what was that bear doing?
TXC2: hight9191 this is draft
codatski: It's tricky, you have to weigh whether spending an extra 5 minutes on a game you /could/ win is worth it. Because you could totally start another game that goes for 15 minutes that you could lose also. So /shrug/
Earthenone: the fam jam is dealers choice of limited, but this game is a draft one
xantos69: this boardstate seems annoying.
magical_writer: I like saving the struggle for the deathtouch
AWildTransgirlAppeared: My condolences @Abavus
hight9191: @TXC2 thx
aggrocrow: "Do I just struggle?..."- tagline for the past year or so
Robot_Bones: Will G be making an appearance on any check point + in the near future?
TehAmelie: is it going to be worth it to force an aggro deck or two to save time?
coolbond: did not know this was happening, what have i missed?
RedShiftLive: you still have the draugr recruiter which can reanimate with its boast ability
Mcgwee: magic
TXC2: UH OH, they played the Frost
creepywaffleco: I’m switching around to whichever team is losing to support them! Hello everybody!
Earthenone: i lost to a red white boast deck with a bunch of 2/1s for 1 or 2 mana
RedShiftLive: 1 poison counter
codatski: I'm pretty sure that is why Baby Geniuses are already up to 11 wins. Aggro is definitely time efficient
TXC2: hello creepywaffleco welcome
RedShiftLive: 2 poison counters
TXC2: RedShiftLive ah ah ha!
djalternative: wow. I really feel like that poison counter needs a better outline
queenfounder: Ooh first time seeing poison in arena
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @codatski Right but I think in this kind of thing it is better to try to play as many games as possible to make any single lose less costly. It gives more opportunity to stack wins as well. Just my thought.
RedShiftLive: they need to be a phyrexian symbol
queenfounder: They could do a better job displaying poison
Nameless_Sword: that poison adds up fast
RedShiftLive: 4 poison counters
MehallD: do we reckon there'll be a poison deck in standard?
xantos69: "Hey kids! The count here with a great new lesson: how to count to 10 by 2."
Biggjudicem: I think it's fine. it does the job of illustrating the point
flatluigi: i'm playing fynn in brawl right now and i won on turn 4
codatski: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Oh totally! I think that is more than valid.
PixelArtDragon: Now proliferate! In Historic, at least.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I've made a typo! My entire argument is invalid now D= (jk)
RedShiftLive: @MehallD I don't think so, its only 2 poison not infect so you really need to have some clever ways of making a lot of deathtouch creatures make face
djalternative: fynn + vorinklex
TXC2: posion no, deathtouch yes
TRexNixon: lgioLion
PixelArtDragon: Historic right now is being dominated by the Tibalt's Trickery combo
RedShiftLive: remember to tap coreectly
Mcgwee: yay aggro
soulkingu: Well THAT was fast.
rakkah: fynn + green black saga
noSmokeFire: gruul infect with Fynn + Embercleave
Ragnarakk: Who is getting SO many points for babby genuses
jedi_master_zll: What do the poison counters do? I figured it was a damage per turn mechanic.
codatski: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Oh no! Then almost none of my arguments would be valid by that logic lol
Earthenone: i assume there is some way of giving 1 power deathtouchers evasion
Mangledpixel: Baby Genii still with more than both other teams combined :p
RedShiftLive: actually yeah embercleave would be good on fyn
coolbond: who is team baby geniuses?
TXC2: Ragnarakk all of them? :p
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't understand tibalts trickery and at this point, i'm too afraid to ask
bjorlamn: I still feel like your team should be up one more game
Croltown: Glittering Frost still bugged ? @LoadingReadyRun
noSmokeFire: @SydPreviouslyHeadache it's polymorph for spells
queenfounder: @coolbond a team of baby genius’ I’ll say that
PixelArtDragon: @SydPreviouslyHeadache What if you played an Ornithopter, but it was really Ulamog?
Thisbymaster: are snowlands addable like basic lands?
TXC2: SydPreviouslyHeadache in the deck you counter a zero cost card to pull ullamog
TheNerdWonder: @jedi_master_zll iirc, 10 poison counters = you lose
TheWooglie: the babies seem fast
noSmokeFire: @Thisbymaster not in limited
beowuuf: thisbymaster: you need to draft them
Mangledpixel: Babies got the zoomies
codatski: @Thisbymaster In limited you have to use what you pull/pick. In constructed, yes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ohr ight, you can counter your own spells. oh wow
coolbond: those eyes on the fox makes it look so god damn derpy
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I love this board <3 I like the chill vibes it gives off. (Pun absolutely intended)
PixelArtDragon: Blocks are for mathers!
PinkHoneyCMB: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:08.
cheezweazl: Ah yes, the Ice Troll, with Her Crown
TXC2: why?
Earthenone: it pumps the bear and itself
TXC2: fair enough
PinkHoneyCMB: could we get a quick explainer of the event?
TXC2: PinkHoneyCMB LRR has spilt into 3 teams, team with the most wins after 5 hours of Kaldhiem limited wins
TXC2: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: Team Whellhammer: Graham, Wheeler and Cameron. Team Baby Geniuses: Adam, James and Ben Ulmer. and Team Les Mullgunables: Kathleen, Nelson and Serge.
TXC2: !multitwitch
PinkHoneyCMB: cool! that's a lot of magic!
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STALKERsoldiers: damned Geni
HailtheRNG: and nice!!!!
Mysticman89: shoulda drafted some speedy red decks. I don't know magic, but I hear red is fast.
TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
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MehallD: nice
Tandtroll_OG: But can you dig it?
Croltown: not holding up Snakeskin seems like a risk
vrkumar: Did they fix glittering frost?
TXC2: vrkumar not yet
RedShiftLive: Weirdly enough I keep knowing a lot of the checkpoint stories before seeing checkpoint
Korlashheirtoblackblade: I like holding back reaper here
Korlashheirtoblackblade: we're losing the race to their lifelinker
codatski: Ey! Team Wheelhammer got another win!
Croltown: SmORC!
codatski: James?
Mangledpixel: codatski nope, he's on another team
isiah_jenner: so long as you don't fear the reaper and have sufficient cowbell...
chaostreader: You could pump Draugr 4 times.
codatski: @Mangledpixel Yes! I meant Graham drawing land. Not a well established lead in I know
Croltown: not casting snake skin??
TXC2: Sufficient cowbell? no such thing
w1gum: Have any of the crew faced each other yet?
TehAmelie: the theoretical max points a team could win is 105, right? we have hardly started yet
AWildTransgirlAppeared: No Ham in hammer? With you three? I don't believe you :p
couldntpickausername: "that disappoints me greatly" that's what she said
Earthenone: well we are on pace for getting 5 drafts in at least
TXC2: TehAmelie assuming a draft an hour, yes
xantos69: This is exactly how my drafts have been going. Opponents that just have literally every answer while I flood on lands.
STALKERsoldiers: them rub ins from shuffler haha
chaostreader: Maybe do Sealed? For speed?
codatski: The lifelinker messed you up a lot. Different game if OP didn't have that
Mangledpixel: codatski oh, I got that, it's just that one would hope, with James being on another team, that the curse couldn't reach us here
flatluigi: realmwalker is tribals
STALKERsoldiers: this is a little all over the place
flatluigi: it's neat
codatski: @Mangledpixel Have we yet quantified the power of his curse? It seems to wildly fluctuate based on whims lol
CommanderPulsar: Elixir is supposed to be good.
TXC2: we got the Ox, we can't lose Kappa
Mangledpixel: hehe
Korlashheirtoblackblade: I mean the b/r rare is great
djalternative: 5c path?
northos: yeah elixir is great, especially in sealed
devilmonkey2012: predator is unbeatable
OneTrueGamble: It's the Oracle of Mo' Creatures
RainbowPhoenix06: who else just opened all of the FamJam in their multistream app of choice? Just me?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: and we have some fixing, so maybe jund time?
TXC2: snow Forrest = snorrest
Nameless_Sword: the rune
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Golgari it is lol
RedShiftLive: ^
STALKERsoldiers: add white?
sblue333: can someone hit me with the multistream links?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: black rune and the 1/1 discard elf are both solid too
rasterscan: Don't forget the meadhall.
garunkl: the saga is good
TXC2: !multitwitch
sblue333: thanks!
TheAwkes: Big *me* boy?
taz8806: Ulmer just went 7-1
MythicDiva: Ben just went 7-1.
Lokolos: Well Ben just ran the gauntlet.
beowuuf: RainbowPhoenix06: it's a trip, isn't it? :D
DMGoodestBoy: cosmos elixir?
TehAmelie: Snorrest, son of Snorrer, son of Snorri
rasterscan: Wooow.
CommanderPulsar: Cosmos Elixir.
Korlashheirtoblackblade: I'd splash the vampire dragon probably
Dranlitch: possibly splash imersterm predator it is nuts in limited
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Scarecrow is great for the second spell cards
djalternative: it's good
northos: it definitely is good
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun read the rest of that card
Ragnarakk: i like the elixer
RedShiftLive: you have ice tunnel is there anything good to splash in blue?
RayFK: gain 2 life every turn
Croltown: garbage artifact unless u focus on lifegain.
taz8806: cosmos elixir is supposedly very good, but it just got removed in the 2 games I played it
flatluigi: it's definitely won games across the table
MythicDiva: I'm so into this FamJam thing--this is super fun to bounce around feeds.
Robot_Bones: I have definately had it claw me back into games vs aggro
RainbowPhoenix06: @beowuuf had to turn James way down because he seems to be in since he and ben seem to be in the same discord call and there was an echo. but othewise my adhd brain is keeping up okay ;p
chaostreader: You have the RW Aura and equipment Legendary Creature.
STALKERsoldiers: probably
Korlashheirtoblackblade: probably yeah
MythicDiva: Jund 'em out.
TXC2: I have seen people main deck wings yes
Robot_Bones: yeah seems maindeck able
Korlashheirtoblackblade: over king h's revenge at least
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STALKERsoldiers: and forced blocked is nice to kill a problem creature
Khalahd: Revenge has overperformed for me
Dranlitch: the spider is more relivent then most people think because alot of stuff has flying in this set
rasterscan: Raven Wings to get over the top?
noSmokeFire: confirmed: a deck
STALKERsoldiers: I like it actually. Golgari fine stuff
Mr_Bitterness: Sometimes you just need to jam playables
TXC2: "i'm confused, is this a good deck or a bad deck?" "it's a deck, that's enough."
Croltown: u got 2 red cards
AWildTransgirlAppeared: In this economy???
jordiebearTT: Could run one of the colourless cheap equipment to put your runes on.
noSmokeFire: Richard Thompson has a great story about his neighbors stealthily building him a deck, but I can never find a recording of it :T
noSmokeFire: *Garnet Rogers
sahargr108: 40 islands are also "a deck"
RedShiftLive: you could go down to 2 red an put in path to the world tree to find it
RockPusher: Ox Box
underhill33: The box likes big butts
chaostreader: Did you get any Snow-covered mountains.
codatski: Well, why not Graham?
TXC2: becuase it's the best card we pulled Kappa
TheAwkes: I deserve to be on a deck box.
MercurialVox: what else could radiate such commanding presence as the OX?
PixelArtDragon: StOnX
RockPusher: I know Ben has tried it - anyone else in the crew equipped to try the mobile beta?
RainbowPhoenix06: I only have 7 streams who am i missing?
TehAmelie: i want to ride a sled down that snow covered forest
RedShiftLive: !card ascendant spirit
LRRbot: Ascendant Spirit [U] | Snow Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {S}{S}: Ascendant Spirit becomes a Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 2/3. / {S}{S}{S}: If Ascendant Spirit is a Warrior, put a flying counter on it and it becomes a Spirit Warrior Angel with base power and toughness 4/4. / {S}{S}{S}{S}: If Ascendant Spirit is an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Well that's bad for us.
TXC2: !multitwitch
Croltown: i wish they stop focusing this for Mobile and actually improve what they have on PC . . .
flatluigi: those are two different dev teams crol
noSmokeFire: @Croltown it's probably different people
noSmokeFire: mobile and desktop development are different skillsets
Croltown: The UI for buying Packs? it's horrible.
Sunrise_Laro: probably different teams
Croltown: for gold
RedShiftLive: making it very big
OneOfTheTaniths: especially compared to old mtg computer offerings
PixelArtDragon: It has performance issues, which are hard to see when you have a good computer but really awfaul otherwise
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TXC2: Arena Crashes EVERY time I open it :p
Caffine1138: Do you ever have the problem of mixing up the cards you have on Arena Vs. Physical?
Nydestroyer: Unless they make it a changeling, I have blown some peeps out with that lol
RockPusher: It'll share the majority of its codebase - underlying improvements for mobile will likely benefit greatly the desktop build too
adi_pie: TXC2 that sounds like a feature. Think of all the free time you have now. Kappa
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I love Arena. My only real wish is that deck building was a little bit easier.
Earthenone: can immerstrum eat the 1.1 to become a 4/4 indestructable?
mgknominator: Hey I’m back
flatluigi: !card immersturm
LRRbot: Immersturm | Plane — Valla | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, exile target creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
rasterscan: Zombie?
TXC2: Croltown they are NEVER gonna change that, making it hard to buy with gold is to make people buy gems
diamondmx: I think Arena needs to chill on the grind, it feels like you need to hardcore grind to get out of gold, with what seems like constant progress resets.
STALKERsoldiers: zombie?
RedShiftLive: zombie?
flatluigi: !card immersturm predator
LRRbot: Immersturm Predator [2BR] | Creature — Vampire Dragon [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Immersturm Predator becomes tapped, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and put a +1/+1 counter on Immersturm Predator. / Sacrifice another creature: Immersturm Predator gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
Nydestroyer: Immersturm gets the +1 even if it dosnt eat anything
RedShiftLive: Zubera
PixelArtDragon: You should have named Hominid Kappa
RogueLink: Oh snap
rasterscan: That's why it's stupid good.
STALKERsoldiers: HOLY
rasterscan: x.x
underhill33: WHAT
Korlashheirtoblackblade: dragon is real good
Nydestroyer: yes thats why its nuts
Nameless_Sword: up to.... oh i love that dragon even more than i already did
namewouldntfi: It says up to one
RedShiftLive: in a battle between Thrulls and Hominids who wins?
Croltown: most read the card to understand it fully
Khalahd: Yeah, that card is unbelievable
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Korlashheirtoblackblade: and that demon bolt will solve our spirit problem
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STALKERsoldiers: and you can demon bolt it
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noSmokeFire: tbf, every other "exile a creature from a graveyard" effect in this set is a cost, not an upside
TehAmelie: woo
Nydestroyer: someone got that to hit me on turn 4 with the 2/2 that gives haste
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TheAwkes: The word "and" is doing a lot of work in that ability.
Nydestroyer: they just kept hitting me with the dragon and I died
MAPBoardgames: it;s the "UP TO" that makes it
RedShiftLive: you assume its conditional on exiling the card
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TXC2: and =/= then
Earthenone: time to nom the walker
STALKERsoldiers: sac the walker?
Nameless_Sword: very nice
TWCblank: As SaffronOlive is fond of saying "Reading the card explains the card"
diamondmx: Walker, you shall walk the realms no more.
TWCblank: usually right before a game-losing mistake
Bowlsrus2000: Hi
Mangledpixel: slam, and then jam
LadyMCHall: Ehh...Some old cards don't make sense after reading them
flatluigi: wurm time
underhill33: murrrrrr
Nameless_Sword: dracula dragon very good
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun my oppnent too their own life by Binding the monster a creature with lethal power
TehAmelie: i want to translate Immersturm as "Storm of Now". so extra points for being super metal
bjorlamn: Ooooo dragon
SmashTCG: very viking way to go
coolbond: @loa
flatluigi: are geniuses just only playing sealed
TXC2: TehAmelie I thought it was Forever storm?
coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun so thoughts on the deck now?
MAPBoardgames: How does the FamJam scoring work?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: well our sealed win rate is 100%, clearly the right decision to swicth formats Kappa
LadyMCHall: It's either pronounced how you like
DanTheMediocre: yeah ben went on a rampage with boros <4 cmc
rasterscan: To take a joke from Adam: I want to see a cup of Team The Baby Genius's piss.
Diabore: baby geniuses need to split up if we do this again
Earthenone: do you think 2+3 combined will beat the baby team today?
TXC2: MAPBoardgames a game win = one point
RedShiftLive: guys guys guys Forever storm? Storm? Confirmed Storm for Modern Horizons 2
flatluigi: how's the famjam? let's hear how the rest of the team has been doing maybe
MAPBoardgames: So, quicker victories are better?
Nydestroyer: I find the beserker really good in decks with lots of runes
TXC2: MAPBoardgames yes
rasterscan: I feel like Bloodsky Berserker is going to enable sick black aggro.
rasterscan: In constructed.
Drathak: ye
diamondmx: Technically, you can 0-3 an event to ignore it, iirc.
TehAmelie: possibly. i'm mostly going by words like immanent and, um, imminent
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flatluigi: that jarl is eating fynn
garunkl: so glad i could see the prodigy on one of there last shows +-+
garunkl: *-*
TXC2: it's Dark sided!
flatluigi: that jarl is eating fynn and having serious indigestion
RockPusher: tqsLol "Demon Magic!" just totally got me out-of-the-blue
rasterscan: And get more land?
DIGITALLIMIT: dang
rasterscan: F&@#.
rasterscan: Damn.
Diabore: how do you squash a worm that big?
flatluigi: your opponent called you green!
RedShiftLive: Graham do you know when the nickname website will be updated for the Kaldheim nicknames?
Biggjudicem: !card old-growth
LRRbot: Did you mean: Old-Growth Troll; Old-Growth Dryads
DIGITALLIMIT: !card old growth
LRRbot: Did you mean: Old-Growth Troll; Old-Growth Dryads
Korlashheirtoblackblade: ah, the OG troll
Robot_Bones: Reaffirming the Modern Masters 1 Slogan, "Giants Never Lose"
vegetalss4: Sounds to me as part of it's reproductive cycle
DIGITALLIMIT: "that's frustrating"
flatluigi: that card is REAL good
rasterscan: Wow.
TXC2: the amount of exiling in magic these days is too damn high!
Diabore: shes fun
rasterscan: Did it really need both of those abilities?
rasterscan: Like, damn.
Karfsma778: oooh, deathbird
DIGITALLIMIT: seems smurt
noSmokeFire: murder bird
johncarsongames: rune of mortality, turn turn turn
TXC2: weigh down, below the ocean Kappa
falingard: weigh down needs to come back when they make the mafia-themed set
serharridan: turns out watching you play Kaldheim whilst grinding night all in D2 does not end well for me
Croltown: @serharridan grinding night? in D2? is that Diablo 2
Croltown: ?
ultimapixel: prolly destiny2
Karfsma778: it's a Fountain
serharridan: nightfalls destiny 2
Croltown: oh yeag Destiny 2
azidbern95: and Weigh Down we go-o-o-o-oh!
flatluigi: do we want to fish to try to kill svella and go all in
aggrocrow: thats the second time on a MTG stream you've tried to call a Mountain a Forest
STALKERsoldiers: berserker, weigh down, have a 5/5 menace?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: yeah berserker and weigh down seems the way to go
serharridan: I died...again
Karfsma778: seems the way to go
RedShiftLive: both berserkers will get counters
coolbond: kill the desiple?
coolbond: disciple*
coolbond: oh wait graveyard
RedShiftLive: big oof
Karfsma778: Rip
RedShiftLive: bird time
STALKERsoldiers: birb only really
RedShiftLive: hey look an icy prism
Croltown: Good Saga Ending SeemsGood
rasterscan: Oof.
Karfsma778: this is gonna get Out of Hand
Loonatic93: Isn't the lack of trolls here a good thing?
TXC2: whooop there it is!
RedShiftLive: the story ends with no trolls showing up
xantos69: Hate to be right about that kind of thing
Korlashheirtoblackblade: they probably wanted to spin the wheel on your turn but eh
STALKERsoldiers: keep pecking away
RedShiftLive: all my homies love birb
Karfsma778: oh no
AfroThoz: oh no
Dmc3628: there's the Cat Car
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Varysgaggin.jpg
PixelArtDragon: Birb is the worb
xantos69: Well good game both teams played hard.
STALKERsoldiers: bigger birb?
RedShiftLive: except cats, cats hate the birb
Diabore: fine is not the word id use to describe this
Mangledpixel: deep breaths, Graham
azidbern95: fight Svella
RedShiftLive: fight Svella?
TXC2: I was legit worried Graham was acctuly sick there :p
STALKERsoldiers: trade packmate for bear?
Karfsma778: Bird
STALKERsoldiers: packmate?
Dmc3628: and then both Goldbergs get menache
johncarsongames: packmate seems good
DIGITALLIMIT: get into 4/4 range yeah
xantos69: packmate looks right
RedShiftLive: yeah packmate seems good
Korlashheirtoblackblade: i would fight with small berserker
aggrocrow: the wolf?
Dmc3628: i mean Bloodsky Berserker's text is literally the Goldberg
TXC2: Dmc3628 congrats on the brand new sentence
adi_pie: But what if the bird is a Phoenix, and dying is part of its life cycle?
STALKERsoldiers: 8/8 should imo
STALKERsoldiers: eat his board?
Dmc3628: they shouldn't have put that flavor text on the card if I wasn't going to make the reference
xantos69: it just trades down tho.
CasaAJEgames: does the bird have death touch ?
TXC2: CasaAJEgames it does
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I think bird is attacking the rest of the game. The chip damage is how you're winning this I think.
RedShiftLive: Hall of Skemfar?
noSmokeFire: the classic story of a bird getting caught in a...chariot engine
STALKERsoldiers: go for pecks??
DIGITALLIMIT: bird time I suppose
Karfsma778: what's that one land we have?
flatluigi: !card elderhall
LRRbot: Skemfar Elderhall | Land | Skemfar Elderhall enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{B}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Skemfar Elderhall: Up to one target creature you don't control gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Create two 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
johncarsongames: enderhall something?
NrgSpoon: ca-caw
johncarsongames: elder*
STALKERsoldiers: solid
noSmokeFire: "I should've elderhalled one of those cats" has probably never been said before in the history of the english language
CasaAJEgames: suddenly elves
Dmc3628: uhh that terrifies with Cat Car
DanTheMediocre: that cat was just 2 elves in a suit
DMGoodestBoy: He's the reason Whim of Volrath spiked.
RedShiftLive: Suddenly there can a tapping on my lifetotal's door, simply this and nothing more, quoth the Raven "CA-CAW!"
TXC2: lot of drood the ozafroce in this stream
STALKERsoldiers: all you need is one of your 2 other red sources
AWildTransgirlAppeared: More spicy than what they already have played? Like they can't have it ALL right?
Karfsma778: ahaha
FergleFFergleson: Keep Calm and Bird On
darkora: "I am everyone" "Wow, it must be busy in there"
Nydestroyer: Hey, its the first time I have met me!
vegetalss4: I just noticed the "FamJam" box, there wouldn't happen to be a stream command explaining what that means, or perhaps a kind soul willing to do so manually?
Dmc3628: AYY
Croltown: @DMGoodestBoy The Command Quarters is the reason that card spiked, lets be honest.
Biggjudicem: I mean, you have a clock
VoodontWoW: "Coffee for... Everyone?"
TehAmelie: sometimes i wish i still went by All Mankind. it was a fun name
STALKERsoldiers: ello!
Korlashheirtoblackblade: this game has been a case study in why ravenform is fine but not amazing
TXC2: why indeed
johncarsongames: predator cares about tapping tho
RedShiftLive: hey the vampire dragon triggers if they tap it down
flatluigi: not deadlocked now thankfully
DIGITALLIMIT: oh we win
noSmokeFire: icebind pillar just makes the dragon bigger and bigger :P
MAPBoardgames: How long is eternity? Once a turn a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the opp life total...
flatluigi: !card king harald's revenge
LRRbot: King Harald's Revenge [2G] | Sorcery | Until end of tun, target creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and gains trample. It must be blocked this turn if able.
DanTheMediocre: when they tap it it get stronk
STALKERsoldiers: that might help?
azidbern95: alpha time
flatluigi: i think that's lethal
Dmc3628: do we go for revenge on our birb
Earthenone: something something something BERSERKER
TXC2: what a crused child
samteacheslatin: for each creature you control?
DIGITALLIMIT: isn't bird good? they just tap it and we win?
xantos69: don't they just tap down whatever you cast that on?
STALKERsoldiers: put it on bird, he has to tap predator, and the bird hits HARD
Karfsma778: they're gonna tap whatever you make big, right
Greenemesis: It's for each creature you control
totocanada: Because reading the card explains the card ;)
RedShiftLive: math is for blockers
neacon: Graham, can we expect more 'rant' episodes like that last checkpoint? it was pretty entertaining to watch you both really get emotional with the stories.
Dmc3628: i forgot revenge gave for each here we are reading cards again
DIGITALLIMIT: YAS
STALKERsoldiers: yes
TXC2: the Bird and the predator, coming soon to walden books Kappa
TehAmelie: why not
Biggjudicem: no. in case shennanigans
Tom_Bruise: you'll survive the crackback, you flunge
johncarsongames: Nice job!
Caffine1138: stalled out at 17 wins.....
flatluigi: maybe they each all got to 5 already :V
RedShiftLive: stalled out at over double the other 2 teams
TehAmelie: they're still ahead of both other teams
BrowneePoints: Immersturm Predator is Unreal. Been playing Jund Dragons in Standard with it Graham. And OOF it does a great Falkenrath Impression
TXC2: stalled out on having more wins then the other team combind :p
Earthenone: you are only 1 away from baby geniouses now! (assuming you have formed an alliance with the other team)
Caffine1138: Hail Hydrate!
johncarsongames: def not Boss Babies tho
TXC2: !break
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Biggjudicem: !break
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Biggjudicem: touché
EvilBadman: Prob set break to mod only, lol
Earthenone: also that dragon is also a vampire, for more aristocratic goodness
TXC2: eh, I wrote it, I like that other people use it :p
Biggjudicem: I dont get to use subscriber chat commands often. I'll be darned if I'm not going to exploit the opportunity
Mangledpixel: could have a cooldown on it though
noSmokeFire: @Earthenone if only they were also an Aristocrat
TXC2: and we're back
mayo1223: clint1 clint2
idavise: I just tuned in what is happening?
TXC2: what are the reasons lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Step one: Find a rival wizard.
xantos69: Revenge
Biggjudicem: did we find out or dominant creature type for that one changeling?
azidbern95: revenge
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I think it is the revenge
Biggjudicem: *our
MythicDiva: Land, land, foretell a card seems to be the default first couple of plays in Kaldheim limited.
azidbern95: but that was late, this is early
unthoughtwords: I think Revenge
AWildTransgirlAppeared: The revenge requires a board already
TehAmelie: what happens if you run out the timer on their spell? >_>
Earthenone: no fear
Croltown: i thought we were suppose to say Zombie with realmwalker?
PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie Probably random discrad
LadyMCHall: Did they change the rules for changlings?
Ukon_Cairns: bluff successfully called
flatluigi: you don't have black
flatluigi: rip
Earthenone: zippy zoop into spoopymans
MAPBoardgames: They have all the same cards! Is that allowed?? lrrJUDGE
Mistborn83: zippity zupp?
flatluigi: okay it worked out
flatluigi: phew
johncarsongames: nice shot
Biggjudicem: exactly as planned
Croltown: as planned
SorinMarkov54: Hi fellow Canadian
flatluigi: i legit dropped my sandwich to try to type that as fast as possible
TXC2: all acording to kekaku Kappa
unthoughtwords: Oooh, Struggle to trade Recruiter with Mob, Raise both
Earthenone: fight drauger and raise it
flatluigi: nice
azidbern95: yup, good line
LadyMCHall: *insert The Canadian sketch here*
TXC2: "oh you're Canadian are you? name 3 kinds of Syrup!"
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Skreeves: The new Kaldheim board looks super pretty. <3
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azidbern95: snake?
thephyrexianeggroll: snake?
beowuuf: or five types of apology txc2
TXC2: beowuuf :D
fidwell: snaaake!
johncarsongames: you opponent certainly has cards
TXC2: remember: Opp ALWAYS has Answers
SorinMarkov54: When is the FAMJAM Commander starting?
Mistborn83: foretell is nice that it get it out of our hand for hand attack
Diabore: bottom
wulfram77: New quiz, Card or Doomscourge?
Robot_Bones: Car Door, Dome Score
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Bottom both I think
azidbern95: nope, they will not
xherorush: with no cards probably not
flatluigi: berserker's bottoming today
Roughly21Smurfs: Ahhh yes Car Door Room Splurge
Croltown: i think we are looking for that 6/6 wurm
johncarsongames: you have another if it comes to it
Ukon_Cairns: at best it tanks our tempo to do something every other turn
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hold lands for Skull raid?
xherorush: decks like oh dont like what im offering? fine land
SorinMarkov54: @Graham which Mechanic are you playing?
TXC2: "Looking for that big wurm" title of my sex tape Kappa
xantos69: @TXC2 Wouldn't that be called "Big wurm found." I mean...if its big you can't miss it.
TXC2: xantos69 well there's some preamble first, gotta have a plot, I'm an artist Kappa
xantos69: I deeply apologize. Your point is well taken.
PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 Dune porn parody?
Earthenone: hope to dog into removal?
Mangledpixel: so concede for time?
MAPBoardgames: Never give up! Never surrender!
TXC2: PixelArtDragon well it is now :D
Ard_Rhys: with bound in hand you are very DOB
TehAmelie: sandworms sound. . .chafey
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I believe in you G!
DeM0nFiRe: Just fire Ben before the famjam is over and you win, no probllem
adi_pie: Clearly James should just buy ice cream for the other two teams for having more points put together.
flatluigi: feed ben spiders, got it
Diabore: serge is in trouble atm
BrowneePoints: Man I hope the rumors are true and we're getting a D&D book for Kaldheim
Mr_Bitterness: Ben is a statistical outlier and should not have been included
TXC2: BrowneePoints they'd be mad not too
SorinMarkov54: @Graham have you tried playing on Mobile Arena on Android?
PixelArtDragon: @BrowneePoints Maybe a tie-in with something Icewind Dale?
xantos69: @BrowneePoints Oh absolutely. I would love that setting.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: "I'm sorry Ben. You didn't fill in your form properly so I am afraid that your score doesn't count. Sooooorry Bud. Better luck next time yeah?"
adi_pie: Oh, is it only on Android?
Gnyrinn: @BrowneePoints I thought that was called Icewind Dale
xherorush: Mine works pretty good actually
Nydestroyer: even if you did, you cant even use an S
xherorush: i thjought it was going to be a dumpster fire
Nydestroyer: S8*
chaostreader: They probably didn’t have Red in hand.
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 Apparently minis for Alrune and Reidane got leaked like 3-4 months ago?
DeviantHS: is there a chat command for this?
Earthenone: for what?
TXC2: !multitwitch
adi_pie: That feels like a weird decision.
Nydestroyer: for like the super latest phones
DeviantHS: for the event*
PixelArtDragon: My phone is not good enough :(
STALKERsoldiers: but not all of them :( I cant get it on my phone/it doesnt show up
adi_pie: In any case, the mobile app worked okay on my phone. Did turn it into a bit of a hand warmer though.
flatluigi: !card toski
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski, Bearer of Secrets attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
codatski: @adi_pie It is so much easier to do Beta testing on Android than IOS just because of how the app stores do updating
Alchemistmerlin: Mobile Arena would be super exciting...if I had been out of the house in 8 months haha
xantos69: well that's not good.
TXC2: toski = the new Mutate all star?
flatluigi: you can hit the rune now at least
STALKERsoldiers: that is a MEAN squirrel
underhill33: rood
Mr_Bitterness: Oh that's baaad
Nydestroyer: Indestructible master of squirrels!
SorinMarkov54: I have an iPad 6th Gen & iPhone 8
uzaniii: Hey chat. Hey Graham. I've not played mtg for a year or so. Is this set any good? worth returning?
RockPusher: gabyLul that was silly - playing Arena on my phone, with a mouse, connected to my monitor :D
vegetalss4: I find it kinda funny that this implies that Toski is fluffwise more powerful than any of the gods on this plane.
Ogrekidd: how much does it cost to recur something from the grave yard
MAPBoardgames: The OLD GODS have spoken!
adi_pie: codatski ah, makes sense. I have no real idea how it works on the iOS side, but the Play Store definitely seems pretty good for Beta testing and such.
BrowneePoints: Toski seems REAL good
thephyrexianeggroll: I like it a lot
DeviantHS: having the sound on every stream seems like a bad idea.
Mangledpixel: haunted card! haunted card! lrrSPOOP
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This set slaps hard.
Ragnarakk: Graham.. you just "binded" the old gods.. .they gon be mad
uzaniii: I'll check it out then. thanks
Ogrekidd: just keep reanimating the discarder and blocking
BrookJustBones: This set is pretty dense, lots of rules text on all the cards
SorinMarkov54: I want it on IOS now
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Wait... that's illegal.
TXC2: "I will make it Legal!"
adi_pie: Insert Zelda CD-i voice clip here. "This is illegal, you know."
flatluigi: landwurm
Ogrekidd: with a car door
TXC2: Linda Linda wurm
codatski: @adi_pie Apple requires submitting for certification every update. Which is actually a good practice most of the time, but is a struggle for betas where you want to be able to update it as often as possible
Fanklok: Man door hook hand kardur?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Is it filled with chocolate? A Lindtwurm if you will.
uzaniii: Lindwurm sounds like a Scandinavian dessert
MAPBoardgames: !card toski
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski, Bearer of Secrets attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
xantos69: Can we just get on the mill plan?
TehAmelie: the lind is because they wind around their victims and hug them to death
BrowneePoints: Lindwurms are flightless Germanic Dragons that look like snakes
Earthenone: was there a reason not to block toski with your 6.6?
azidbern95: feed Toski to the wurm?
TXC2: Lindwurm sounds like a parasite :p
Countjondi: Lind basically means "creek" or a water source
underhill33: Weigh down/
AWildTransgirlAppeared: You have a -3/-3 in the deck right?
azidbern95: the exile spell I mean
Tom_Bruise: I must say, they did capture the peskiness of "the pesky squirrel" rather well
noSmokeFire: whenever I hear Toski I think "Tosci's" which is a famous Boston ice cream place
Pabs0210: no cardreader?
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signorpino: Go team Wheelhammer! (although I wish the other teams good luck as well..)
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killtheif7689: is kaldheim out on MTGA?
xantos69: Does Hymn to Tourach count?
TXC2: "I'm going to raid your skull" said Wallace Shaw Kappa
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Yes. They finally printed a Mind Rot that is never a dead card.
Earthenone: if you dont count hymn as a mind rot :P
BrowneePoints: Hymn to Tourach is the Emperor for a reason @xantos69
Ukon_Cairns: 4 mana is a bit much, but ya get your manas worth
Pabs0210: Sorry no i meant the card extension for twitch
BorealMage: cardboard.live, I think?
RockPusher: tqsDance jamieDance tqsDance katesDance
TXC2: good old Men without hats
RockPusher safetydances
Manae: Safety Draft?
Fanklok: I hear that if Graham doesn't get first place the winner gets fired
SorinMarkov54: I really like the Plane Art a lot
LadyMCHall: I support everyone. No sidies from me
Ogrekidd: mill plan just keeps looking better
TXC2: no joke, Safety dance might be my favourite song
BrowneePoints: So Graham, if you could play a D&D character on Kaldheim, what would they be?
Kerrigan254: big elf little elf cardboard box
PixelArtDragon: So it's an Elf workshop?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: "Oh my god this deck is so full of elves" the commander deck
xantos69: We did it!
azidbern95: there it is
Earthenone: to kill a god
underhill33: the answer!
STALKERsoldiers: @BrowneePoints I dont know about D&D but a Pathfinder Skald would RULE
LadyMCHall: I like Leap Frog version of Safety Dance
Pheonix888: sing like Twitch is watching, wooo
PixelArtDragon: Begone, fiend!
BrowneePoints: Graham tied some rocks that squirrel and threw it in a lake
azidbern95: you might be taking 6 here
Ukon_Cairns: ensmollen the furry gossip
SorinMarkov54: Here comes Tyvar &/or Gerald
Nydestroyer: then they play the raise dead LUL
Loonatic93: Heck, even the "Weird Al" parody of it "Brady Bunch" slaps hard.
Desruprot: indestructible squirrel killed by having a conscience
TehAmelie: lindwurm = binding snake. more catchy than constrictor isn't it
Mr_Bitterness: Opp's not done drawing cards
Earthenone: oponent seems to have a lot more cards than you, that dosent seem fair
xantos69: I would ask if their deck does anything but draw millions of cards....if they didn't have a better board than us.
vegetalss4: "Brady Bunch" is a safety dance parody? huh
Kerrigan254: do you have any red lands in your deck?
BrowneePoints: Grey Merchant of Elfsphodel
Diabore: dob
STALKERsoldiers: i believe you are... dead?
flatluigi: draft
STALKERsoldiers: Draft
Earthenone: draft
RockPusher: Drealed
adi_pie: Sealed
Diabore: sealed
Kerrigan254: Draft
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Darft
Pabs0210: draft
garunkl: sealed
tru_boredom: draft
Greypelt: sealed
flatluigi: sealed is PAINFUL this set
RogueLink: Sealed?
PixelArtDragon: Draft!
underhill33: dorafto
felipaid: sealed
TeamDarkBeginning: Draft
Kumakaori: drrraaaafffft ?
Mangledpixel: drealed
TehAmelie: seaft!
Mr_Bitterness: draaaaaffffft
Dittmo: Sealed
Booklegend: Draft
RogueLink: Still in there!
PixelArtDragon: Sealed it is, then!
Loonatic93: @vegetalss4 Yep yep! "In 3-D" was the album.
adi_pie: Oops
Nydestroyer: you can draft if you want to, but we got a game to go... bo du do du
azkovo: still in it!
Mangledpixel: so, neither!
Kumakaori: good ol mtgo 0-2 drop vibes XD?
flatluigi: sometimes you end up playing games that feel like you lost twice as hard
STALKERsoldiers: ooo wheelhammer got another
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flatluigi: not going to tell your opponent to obey cooperate?
Desruprot: the drafts are fun, only archetype that didn't work for me was Simic, other one I did better
RogueLink: How often are you finding yourself Foretelling on turn 2?
PixelArtDragon: I just realized what's throwing me off about this stream- I'm not used to seeing Graham with a green screen behind him, it's been that long.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Some daaaay my Swamp will come...
Earthenone: if we kill it with weigh down...
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
RogueLink: Fearless Pup easily has the best flavor text.
xantos69: If they have removal they will try to use it.
DRMagnify: does anyone have the multi link?
PixelArtDragon: !multi
TXC2: !multitwitch
xherorush: its so many people lol
garunkl: just delete the charakters in the URL
MAPBoardgames: Time to kill my interntet by clicking the link
STALKERsoldiers: OH
garunkl: welp....pls no
flatluigi: is that why we haven't heard ben or cam in an hour
TXC2: MAPBoardgames Yeah I fear that link :p
TXC2: flatluigi pretty much
DRMagnify: to the author of the url, great grouping by team A+
Earthenone: that dog is going to be scary equiped
MechaKuuga: Watching all these streams at once reminds me of that one scene from Back to the Future 2
thephyrexianeggroll: If you die in the twitch you die in real life
chaostreader: That 1/1 firststrike with deathtouch will be a problem.
niccus: <PENSIVE NOISES>
CasaAJEgames: I clicked the link and my computer had a heart attack
RogueLink: Oh no !
PixelArtDragon: OH no, he got James-d
Blue_Anteater: @MechaKuuga LUL
TXC2: UHHHHH!
codatski: uhhhhhhh
TXC2: ok there we
BorealMage: @TXC2 shhh, it didn't happen
itsybitsystreams: Where's the multistream link? If that's still happenin
TehAmelie: takin a mulliganables on that score card
RogueLink: UM
TXC2: !multitwitch
flatluigi: and now they no longer exist
xantos69: I think attack trigger boast get back best doggo?
itsybitsystreams: Thanks TXC
RogueLink: Les Mull had a 43 wins for a moment. haha
TehAmelie: somebody accidentally added 30 wins? i bet that story will be sweet
TXC2: thiccc wurmmm
RogueLink: Yeah. Runes seem good in equipment decks
Desruprot: they are
garunkl: That Land is also real good
STALKERsoldiers: so we are getting zerker'd?
TXC2: yeap, EVERY time I hear "weigh Down" My head plays Donovan, I played my self :P
xantos69: Gotta deal with the guy who makes dragons.
STALKERsoldiers: kill off the wolf pup wither elderhall?
TXC2: No time for King Haraolds Revenge comming in October Kappa
flatluigi: seems like every opponent has a kardur
STALKERsoldiers: you HAVE to attack this turn which wanks
chaostreader: Removing the deathtouch firststrike seems important.
xantos69: well that worked out well.
TXC2: odd that they aren't taking it at this point
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun So, I know the possibility is PRETTY remote, but what happens if you match up against one of your teammates?
flatluigi: no
STALKERsoldiers: realm and king i think
flatluigi: i'd keep it
STALKERsoldiers: keep rites
tsp397: I think I'd keep Rites
johncarsongames: village rites seems like the keep
BrookJustBones: You get 1 win guaranteed
Karfsma778: Fair enough!
karpma: I once went to a gp and got matched up against 3 people in the same car as me...
STALKERsoldiers: ooo
TXC2: what happens is it makes the highlight reel Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Is a skull raid anything like a pantie raid?
flatluigi: :(
Diabore: you compare loses and the lower one concedes
Earthenone: you can fortell it
STALKERsoldiers: rites for hope red
TXC2: MAPBoardgames I hope not
flatluigi: not dead yet
diamondmx: Turns out the Arena early access doesn't work on my android device, which isn't even old. PJSalt
Earthenone: can we bring it back theis turn?
johncarsongames: big picks over there
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Karfsma778: Come ONNN mountain
STALKERsoldiers: a red there would have been solid
Desruprot: woah thats a huge god they ahve
xantos69: You are living in chump land sir.
flatluigi: play to your outs!
Greypelt: The power of friendship can get you past that card <.<
Ogrekidd: that bersker had so many equipment's they are looking like an anime protagonist
flatluigi: outs!
STALKERsoldiers: a few turns too late
Earthenone: were you checking if you were allowed to bolt yourself?
CasaAJEgames: shoullda bolted it then conceded
flatluigi: and now you're outs
TXC2: too late deck, too lrrEFF ing late
Foxmar320: I found your out on the floor over here
Robot_Bones: in terms of outs we have no outs
Greypelt: "I took my outs today, to see if I could still draft. I focused on the scoop, the only thing that counts"
STALKERsoldiers: Elf Zerker
STALKERsoldiers: Love it
The_ChartreuseKnight: El
SorinMarkov54: Who else other than Kathleen & Serge has a separate account?
Duhstink: oh man pack 2 pick 2 koma and Im not in blue at all
Greenemesis: elf
TimeToFry: Avenger seems good
Duhstink: guess Im shifting
garunkl: Elf is awesome
noSmokeFire: elf is back, in pog form
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Mr_Bitterness: Only Golgari, all day
underhill33: hey, an elf!
STALKERsoldiers: BG beat sticks!
Earthenone: boreal time? its a Snelf
SorinMarkov54: Golgari Tyvar Kell
Robot_Bones: Boreal out rider seems pretty Pog fellow kids
chaostreader: Boreal!
TXC2: get back to me when Elf is back in Pogchamp form Kappa
coolbond: is that lokies helmet on demonic gift?
TehAmelie: is it pog and yeet?
noSmokeFire: yeet that elf bigly
PixelArtDragon: Boreal Outrider? At this time of day, at this time of year, localized entirely within your draft pool?
flatluigi: spirit is _very_ important
STALKERsoldiers: Boreal could wheel?
STALKERsoldiers: Bear is less likely
Greenemesis: Spirit
TimeToFry: The outrider could wheel yeah
STALKERsoldiers: COULD, not will :)
TXC2: sprit is basicaly the pay off for a snow deck
Karfsma778: It COULD i guess
flatluigi: it depends on how much you eat up the snow cards
Duhstink: spirit is just a big elf in a coat
Moxiane: You could try consulting the National Elf Service
noSmokeFire: "bear wheels" makes me think unicycles
northos: apparently we're on mono BG today
Earthenone: vandal?
flatluigi: swamp
Duhstink: shapeshifter is an elf
garunkl: big elf
STALKERsoldiers: shifter is good
fidwell: swamp? stinky pack
TimeToFry: Vandal is an Elf
samteacheslatin: Bear is also the most on-brand which seems like a good tie-breaker
Mangledpixel: hard elves. helves.
merakettin: stay open
flatluigi: raven wings overperformed the time i got it
Greenemesis: How have wings been?
noSmokeFire: Mike's Hard Elfade
STALKERsoldiers: Hard elves just makes me think of Elves that do Crossfit
wulfram77: There's quite a lot of non-creatures to kill it seems.
flatluigi: i think i'd stick with snow
Countjondi: one day I will draft a non-green deck, but today Is NOT THAT DAY
merakettin: wings or sword?
vegetalss4: I like snow
TXC2: it's not a mammoth, it's an Elf-phant Kappa
SmashTCG: its 7 mana for a 6/5 flyer
TehAmelie: hard elves makes me think of the many funny elf speces in Erfworld (rip)
Duhstink: not really a limited card
Karfsma778: its quite weird yes
merakettin: I guess green seems open anyhow...
Didero: Turning 3 mana into 4 mana doesn't seem like a great deal?
TXC2: this card SCREAMS "made by the playtest group"
adi_pie: So, what exactly is Worst Boy doing in the Not-Nine Realms?
PixelArtDragon: It's a storm card!
noSmokeFire: @adi_pie mischief
Mr_Bitterness: @adi_pie Schenanigans
Ukon_Cairns: its 3 mana cast your ravnica3 uncommons
Karfsma778: it is absolutely NOT a storm card
wulfram77: @adi_pie He's opening the omen paths
noSmokeFire: and growing an awful mustache
Earthenone: storm decks dont play creatures or enchatments though lol
adi_pie: I accept that explanation.
MAPBoardgames: Will this be another Jund deck?
Karfsma778: What creatures would storm play
adi_pie: And those as well.
TimeToFry: I think the Elf
Ogrekidd: you guys are closing the gap on the baby geniuses
Greenemesis: troll?
EOstby: He's on a low-key journey of his own. ;)
fidwell: troll
TXC2: Karfsma778 Strom Crow of course Kappa
Earthenone: i like troll because we might not be black
Didero: Oh no, Adam is having tech troubles
johncarsongames: troll is an allstar
chaostreader: The Pick is a great equipment.
SnowCoveredForrest: I think we should be valuing snow lands over good commons
STALKERsoldiers: she is only 1 black, so can splash
Countjondi: your first pick might notice your fear of commitment
Karfsma778: STRGG
rachowwastaken: the guy before you seems to be thinking VERY carefully
wulfram77: Skemfar Avenger seems perhaps a little too fun
Skranbets: "Not getting maried to the first pic" Im sorry i dont understand
Nydestroyer: white green warriors is dope the icehide is great in that
Greypelt: #StruggleBuss
RogueLink: are all basic lands snow in these packs?
TXC2: I mean, Polygamy might be legal in Kaldhiem, who knows Kappa
totocanada: Hopefully open Svela in pack 2 to put you in GR snow
Diabore: the player before us, they might not be male
wulfram77: Always the Teferi avatar
rachowwastaken: @diabore u right, my b
STALKERsoldiers: Horizon seeker seems not bad
fidwell: now slam path and go all in
noSmokeFire: classic teferi, turbofogging the draft
flatluigi: i like seeker but path is helpful
STALKERsoldiers: its removal
Skranbets: YES DO IT
TXC2: DO IT!
merakettin: squash is really good
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flatluigi: path helps for whatever ridiculous thing you get p2p1
samteacheslatin: Squash is also the bear card
Earthenone: path is a good way to get a snow basic
fidwell: oh god i was joking graham please
fidwell: lol
Nydestroyer: that card is insane
Duhstink: it's a land with a spell, always good :)
Nydestroyer: that land has been really good
STALKERsoldiers: this squash you take i think
Duhstink: and very good for stabilizing
flatluigi: squash is a lot of mana
jordiebearTT: Red seems open.
merakettin: those lands are usually really good
STALKERsoldiers: its very decent, and the shapeshifter helps
merakettin: squash!
adi_pie: Squish Squash
Earthenone: snow swamp
Karfsma778: Swomp
totocanada: and only 2 mana with a changeling
Earthenone: a giant for squish
merakettin: 2 mana with changelings
Zazimash: Path #2!
Earthenone: we do have a lot of elves
flatluigi: it's good for squash
xherorush: elf
Karfsma778: it is an elf
rasterscan: Elves elves elves
STALKERsoldiers: Pivot to RG with MAYBE a Black splash
flatluigi: it's an elf and a giant
STALKERsoldiers: ?
jordiebearTT: Frostbite?
coolbond: sulfur
Mr_Bitterness: Oh hey, we can get Divine Gambit and lose super fast!
merakettin: oh yes realmwalker
PixelArtDragon: You can choose Berserker
STALKERsoldiers: and a giant
merakettin: We are tribal
shendaras: More Path
noSmokeFire: take it for brushwagg tribal
tsp397: Second path
Ogrekidd: good if you go back to the elf plan i guess
TheMrFraser: its also a giant
RogueLink: I just realized the duals take the land slot.
vegetalss4: Red green snow sounds fun
flatluigi: i'd go walker
flatluigi: since it's a giant
killtheif7689: seriously you guys, look at all these elves
coolbond: sulfur for the snow
Duhstink: yeah the duas are awesome
Mr_Bitterness: Mentor's in here too
v_nome: How's the jam, fam?
flatluigi: bite if we're definitely red?
underhill33: well fart
STALKERsoldiers: I think B is better then Red
Ogrekidd: another frostbite as well
Kivipaperisakset: it's time to choose
Greypelt: I just cracked a Morrite of the Frost from a paper prerelase kit! So excited to have a second Field of the Dead in the command zone! >.> <.<
shendaras: wubrg
rasterscan: Feed
tru_boredom: feed
Earthenone: we are kind of even on both colors
STALKERsoldiers: ugh this is tough
Karfsma778: Feeeeeeeeeed?
TehAmelie: i just now realized the multiple shapeshifters in the set are super on theme cause in the sagas just about everyone changes shape whenever they feel like
codatski: Feed
Kivipaperisakset: Feeling fiery or deadly?
TimeToFry: Maybe just cut black?
STALKERsoldiers: maybe frost bite honestly?
fidwell: frost bite, were not married to black
killtheif7689: blue is so DOO DOO
TXC2: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
TheMightyTaylor: How are things going over here? Been chilling in Ben's stream for a while.
merakettin: bite
thepirateofthesea: You could maybe go 3 colors? there's some good fixing in green
rasterscan: Sometimes you just need an exile
merakettin: red seems more open
STALKERsoldiers: zerker?
Ogrekidd: gona get cut on black in pack 3
Earthenone: its a highland forest deck
STALKERsoldiers: it works with Skemfar
flatluigi: i'd go the snow land
rasterscan: Recruiter?
tru_boredom: ooh berserker is an berserker for the elf rare
Greenemesis: Forest for the slpash
TXC2: ElfZeker
Kivipaperisakset: the land seems good here
coolbond: land its perfect for your current build
flatluigi: slays the troll is fun
Zeppep_: Arni!
Earthenone: whats rg saga?
Wonderdoc: Why not the troll bolt?
vegetalss4: What does the sage in your colors do?
Kivipaperisakset: oh, it's shadowblade, who we've all come to know and love
rasterscan: Arni seems like really good value for RG.
merakettin: red will be flowing on pack 3
SmashTCG: welp after going 0-3 in 3 drafts im Demolzised, so im going back to bed
raisins4life: Jund... control?
Kivipaperisakset: snow forest?
flatluigi: snow forest?
Karfsma778: Snoland
TXC2: so long SmashTCG sleep well
Earthenone: snow forest probobly
Greenemesis: forest ftw
Kivipaperisakset: lol
Karfsma778: More Snowland
flatluigi: more snow!
Greenemesis: Rune?
Kivipaperisakset: how good are runes?
TehAmelie: good old Snorrest
Earthenone: priest i guess?
TimeToFry: Are we still in red?
Karfsma778: Elf?
coolbond: water land for tree?
Duhstink: rooones
methodical_monk: Th 0/4
shendaras: I saw someone Rune a land. Who knew?
flatluigi: path!
Kivipaperisakset: what was that land? Was it rg?
rasterscan: Shackles?
Kivipaperisakset: the red with some activated ability
chesul: Kivipaperisakset the worst rune is decent, the best is great.
Kivipaperisakset: aren't they good?
flatluigi: no it was the rg land
Greypelt: "this land was made for you and me!"
Earthenone: it was rg ability land yeah
Karfsma778: I'm sharing this because it's a terrible joke that's awful and I love it? https://twitter.com/MTGRich/status/1355248564939730949
bowsin_durrows: The runes are typically decent, and great if you have an equipment to put them on.
Earthenone: bear
flatluigi: spirit
totocanada: kardur
Kivipaperisakset: 1st pick snowswamp :D
flatluigi: oh true
underhill33: feed that snake
coolbond: red black saga?
totocanada: with the big dump giant
SirMorek: I had some great success with vicious return and the fire giant
Kivipaperisakset: removal is still the pick here tho
Robot_Bones: excuse me I've gotta go feed the serpent
CasaAJEgames: @Karfsma778 that is awful and i also love it
TehAmelie: i like that the midgard serpent can just eat planeswalkers
STALKERsoldiers: you aren't full Jund yet
Earthenone: !findquote kill
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samu_btdp1985: so arena is going for maintenance in 2 hours @loadingreadyrun
raisins4life: wowee
Zeppep_: Technically it doesnt kill
Karfsma778: it's... FINE
flatluigi: good timing
TehAmelie: uh-oh
noSmokeFire: but WHY
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] You just gotta be able to kill stuff, Graham Stark, 2021.
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Biggjudicem: prob to fix the land bug
Earthenone: who was in charge of scheduling this? can we #blamejames
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coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun gnottvold?
Earthenone: ohh a bomb
raisins4life: hello???
winterstretch: woweee
Greenemesis: seems good
MAPBoardgames: LRR broke MTGA
winterstretch: nice!
Kivipaperisakset: oh-kay
raisins4life: who is passing you these
rasterscan: Yesss
Ragnarakk: Hoooo baby
Desruprot: oh hai
everlarkHS: big dumb green
everlarkHS: oh baby
TimeToFry: On colour mythics? We take those
STALKERsoldiers: Battle Elf-aohant
LordSaphni: has anyone else noticing blocking isn't as snappy or responsive on arena since Kaldheim?
Biggjudicem: lrrWOW
TXC2: in 2 hours should be fine for this stream
PendelSteven: 'Ello
MehallD: I think green is open
Mangledpixel: mattle bammoth
TehAmelie: battle mammoth, or babboth if you will
noSmokeFire: teen-age mu-tant battle mammoth
flatluigi: feel like we're probably cutting red if we keep getting all this good green
ProfBlahson: STREAK lol i missed a word
flatluigi: oh i LOVE glade-warden
PendelSteven: So yay, we're making a green deck, ey?
Greenemesis: warden
Kivipaperisakset: well there's an elf/giant everythong
yakbop: raise the draugt
ProfBlahson: 41 month streak @LoadingReadyRun i'm just bad at typing
Kivipaperisakset: (if the deck still cares about that)
coolbond: arnold slay the trolls
totocanada: arnu slays the troll
TehAmelie: a mono color deck? has it been tried in this set yet?
TimeToFry: The saga!
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Desruprot: Battle Mammoth still not as big a butt as Ivorytusk Fortress
flatluigi: hell yeah binding
STALKERsoldiers: Binding so good
Zeppep_: Wowzers
Biggjudicem: dat saga
Kivipaperisakset: lol
Desruprot: <.<
winterstretch: that saga is for real
everlarkHS: seems like we're cutting the red
MehallD: Graham Stark for top acceptance speech for a P3P6 pick
flatluigi: seeker has helped hitting lands real well
TXC2: a Belf!
Mangledpixel: belf!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: An elf on a bear... doesn't seem fair.
PendelSteven: I think I'm gonna play some Brawl
Kivipaperisakset: not a bad little pile of cards you've drafted there
Mangledpixel: you've heard of elf on a shelf...
garunkl: Just got hit for 16 with an 3/2+Mammoth Growth+DoubleStrike-Battletrick -.-^^
CasaAJEgames: are we sure it isnt still march 2020
TehAmelie: who else is the bear gonna let ride on it?
underhill33: not feeling so linear the past year, i must say
Moxiane: I wonder if that elf believes in the right to arm bears?
Mr_Bitterness: Time moves ever forward... unless the police?
garunkl: *14
coolbond: gnottvold looks good
maybe_here: It's been both 2 months and 3 years
Kivipaperisakset: I love that there's a lindorm in the set. This set is really scratching the nordic mythology itch :)
TehAmelie: i just realized that was a Timecop joke
djalternative: I think we're confusing linear with constant
TXC2: time was linear, just at different rates of motion
MAPBoardgames: Catching up to the Geniuses
TXC2: Like an OwlTerd Comic
Kivipaperisakset: so how many cuts do we need?
Mangledpixel: oh... oh noooo
BrowneePoints: March and Smarch
Moxiane: Time flies when you're having fun; fruit flies when you leave the bananas out
DarkAbyssKeeper: Now that's a nightmare.
noSmokeFire: March and Warch
rasterscan: Any chance of a prediction for this match?
rasterscan: Gotta bet all these channel points somewhere.
shendaras: Nooooo
Mangledpixel: backspindlemarch
Kivipaperisakset: maybe not play the sac two creatures?
STALKERsoldiers: 3-3
rasterscan: :D
STALKERsoldiers: do you want the Koma's Faithful?
Omega_Lairon: What are we predicting - just "will G win?"
TXC2: ok, How do I do that then? :p
jordiebearTT: Cut the black tap-land that sacs for red?
TXC2: hello Omega_Lairon
STALKERsoldiers: that could be a cut
Kivipaperisakset: Well, the seeker would let you get one of the snowlands (that are basic)
chaostreader: ^
Mangledpixel: medium ochre
Omega_Lairon: Morning TXC2. My boss/son isn't crying at me today, so I can be here for once : p
flatluigi: yeah i don't think we need two
TXC2: Omega_Lairon Neat
Anubis169: Omega_Lairon! lrrAWESOME
Figgyleaf: Whelp, Wheeler is out "walking the dog" so I'm here for a bit! How goes the Grahmsnam?
Anubis169 huggles
PendelSteven: Yeah, in Brawl I play Nissa, sort of ramp
Omega_Lairon: And a wild Anubis169! Ahoy buddy )returns hug)
squiggs21: can anyone post the multistream link?
Sahdee: How is Wheeler's deck doing? It looked so good.
djalternative: @Omega_Lairon will g's draft go 0-3 wins or 4+
noSmokeFire: !multitwitch
Figgyleaf: ffs XD
Anubis169: how goes it Mr. Dadron?
TXC2: !break
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Figgyleaf: Cam it is then!
Omega_Lairon: He's learned this neat trick where he only partially sleeps and is awake and fussy most of the day. So that's fun. Otherwise fine
TXC2: in before Cameron is also on break
rasterscan: @Omega_Lairon How many times will the elf/berserker draw a card actually manage to trigger? After we drafted all those elves for it.
Omega_Lairon: As a personal guess, or the official prediction?
rasterscan: Suggested prediction
rasterscan: 0-1 bracket or 2+ for popping off.
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Bumbleton: why are we say prediction? shouldn't we be saying forcast?
Countjondi: Ben ulmer presumably
TheMrFraser: Ulmer went 7-x on his first draft
Mangledpixel: a fern tour mattle bammoth
RevolverRossalot: Bengineering's wins were quick, too, for that scoreboard intimidation :)
BleedingToast: Hello LRR and chat guyjudgeHi
flatluigi: that's a LOT of points
TXC2: wow Mods can't make a prediction :p
TXC2: hello BleedingToast welcome
EvilBadman: I'm voting defeat cause I'm shorting these channel points
Twigznstuff: fun fact: Glittering Frost is bugged and when you go to tap it, your game breaks and you are unable to do anything until your turn ends
RockPusher: EvilBadman my thinking too
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TehAmelie: i predict G will win. of course i can't put any points on it because """gambling"""?
rasterscan: Oof.
TransientPoe: What's the point of gambling if you're making incremental gains
everlarkHS: forest incoming
TehAmelie: i'm guessing it has to do with gambling laws. since channel points are real
flatluigi: the channel points believe in you if that helps graham
SnuggleFoxes: you get to click on something while watching and feel like you're having some impact on something
Duhstink: 'real''
RockPusher: TehAmelie ? as in it is disabled in your jurisdiction?
Robot_Bones: How... ma..ny.... fore..sts... are... you... runn...ing...?
TehAmelie: yep
TemporallyAwry: Honestly I don't use these points for anything but boosts and making James buy icecream. So this is fine.
Mcgwee: ah lamw
SirMorek: I, too, am a troll
MehallD: oh hey I've never spotted the chat icons for predictions before
noSmokeFire: hello, fellow trolls
RockPusher: TehAmelie huh? may I enquire as to what that jurisdiction is?
Tom_Bruise: C'mon, opp! Can't you see I'm on a clock here?!
TXC2: welcome to my world Graham
Countjondi: neat
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Duhstink: cool
smquinn22: Neat
Kivipaperisakset: ooo
Biggjudicem: hats cool
CasaAJEgames: apparently it narcs on you
TXC2: EVERYONE I play against plays SOOOO slowly :p
TehAmelie: it's Sweden. but as far as i've heard only North America can make predictions
Robot_Bones: I'd have liked it if the Trolls honked on etb
Mcgwee: Hats for all
viowof: he's so dead
Mangledpixel: !Y
LRRbot: HONK!
SnuggleFoxes: I'm from Europe and can gamble my points fwiw
Duhstink: should've named land
TehAmelie: huh
Duhstink: :D
blastanos: While chat's going slowly, just wanted to say thanks to you and all of LRR for your amazing content the whole way through lockdown
MehallD: UK here - can gamble
Tom_Bruise: Just you wait, that card's gonna show a Forest just when you're dead on board with nothing to do about it
Didero: The Prediction stuff is not allowed here in The Netherlands either, probably because of online gambling laws
TXC2: blastanos lrrHEART
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun looks like maintenance is actually in an hour and twenty minutes + will be expected to last two hours so, uh, rip
tsp397: Mammothstonk!
Mcgwee: I've infested 10 very important points on this match!
NanoDelta: Oof
TXC2: big mood Graham
adi_pie: Hi, I am also Forever Tired.
TehAmelie: how nice that they're so specific about disallowing certain countries. . .
blastanos: Desert Bus done Quick was one of the best things I've seen on the internet
Duhstink: they're always going to say at least a couple hours expected, in case of any issues
SnuggleFoxes: oof, friday maintenance is rough. But I imagine the land enchantment bug is very much not great
djalternative: I guess we regroup for the regular fnpf slot?
EvilBadman: @TehAmelie I mean, it's laws.
TXC2: now try lockdown with untreatable depression Kappa :(
RockPusher: TehAmelie hmmm - NZ here and also fine - fascinating that some legal setups cover it
TXC2: :(
magical_writer: I'm had the scary thought, what if lockdown ends, everything goes back to normal, and I am still exhausted all the time. and it wasn't lockdown, but just me getting old all along.
Countjondi: @LoadingReadyRun is there something else in the time slot?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I don't know... don't see any paper. Very sus.
TXC2: magical_writer too real
Mcgwee: mood
TehAmelie: fascinating that anyone got the idea channel points have value that would prevent gambling them
rasterscan: I wonder if opponent is stuck on a 3rd color with those two fortells.
Biggjudicem: it'll get you a forest
adi_pie: So, Graham, can I request I be un-modded long enough to vote on a prediction, and then re-modded? :P
TXC2: ^
RockPusher: gabyLul Mods revolting in favour of a life of vice sergeModLove
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun they were saying arena's going to close for maintanence in the middle of the fam jam
underhill33: Well, not quite five hours now...
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Countjondi: @LoadingReadyRun That is reasonable, I just wanted to know if some sort of bonus thing from the rest of the crew was gonna happen
Robot_Bones: bumberchut
flatluigi: i suggest going and watching one of the other eight vods if you need more mtg in the regular timeslot
Easilycrazyhat: This is fine
TXC2: !multitwitch
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun oh right i drafted one of those to be my black splash in a GW deck
SmashTCG: an neeeever saw it
SmashTCG: real fub tunes
RockPusher: You have the power to test that scenario G
Kivipaperisakset: deader than dead
TXC2: lets find out, it's Science Kappa
flatluigi: look at all these green sources you didn't draw into
Kivipaperisakset: That seeker that goes and gets lands might be good to put back in...
MehallD: mod me then un-mod me, I don't wanna lose my 5K points I bet on you winning :P
RockPusher: Science!
Mcgwee: my points!
SirMorek: The trolls have it!
Diabore: welp, goodbye points
TemporallyAwry: It was a bold 250K Diabore.
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun Tell me im banned from picking 3 color decks
rasterscan: Christ. I got 160k points from that.
SmashTCG: i keep drafting them
SirMorek: This is the tough thing about that old growth troll, GGG is either a steal or real tough
Kivipaperisakset: mooolllll
flatluigi: i think you have to shift this
flatluigi: lmao
Kivipaperisakset: *chokes*
TehAmelie: well played, MTGA
TheAwkes: tfw
fourtoedsloth: much... better?
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rachowwastaken: you organize your hand the exact opposite way that i do lol
TXC2: always had it
TehAmelie: Graham, did James give you any presents recently? i suspect he found a way to hand over the curse
rachowwastaken: it’s always interesting to me to see other people’s hand organization habits
lirazel64: Never didn't have it.
Biggjudicem: ha! "Handy"
noSmokeFire: snuggle for skemfar?
TXC2: I have lands on the left, but I like to have the one drops on the right :p
BorealMage: When playing in paper I don't organize my hand at all
djalternative: I don't organize my hand because doing so gives info to my opponents, also because I don't care
BorealMage: So the Arena organization is kind of a wash for me
Kivipaperisakset: kill that - get off the bo-ard - kill that - don't tap no mo-ah - kill that wo-o-o-o-o or something
CasaAJEgames: he had another one!!
1losttheGame: mtg: the first hand fidget game
TXC2: coolbeans
rozodru: honest question: what's the best way to learn MTG? cause I've been watching LRR for awhile and I still have no clue what's going on.
TXC2: gobble gobble double block
djalternative: blubble dock!
Earthenone: does arena have a way to randomize the order of cards in your hand and or a flicking the cards emote?
RogueLink: Got em!
SirMorek: With a STEEL CHAIR
TheOldBadger: Got the bubble dock
Kivipaperisakset: nice to see something work out
blastanos: @rozodru I think the Arena tutorial is supposed to be good
flatluigi: i'm getting doomskar vibes
flatluigi: off of these fortells
CasaAJEgames: can your opponent see when you click on the field like that ?
flatluigi: nope
TheOldBadger: Just mouseovers
noSmokeFire: ~*variance*~
fourtoedsloth: did you remember to put more than 1 forest in the deck?
1losttheGame: maybe they meant removing a swamp
rasterscan: We had plenty of land last game! It was just... all swamp.
Earthenone: i sugested it 2 decks ago, when our curve topped at 4
Tom_Bruise: If there's one thing I've learned about Magic Players, it's that they always, always, ALWAYS, underestimate how many lands one should play
TXC2: rozodru one of things about magic is that when you start playing it, things become A LOT clearer
Biggjudicem: we could always cut a swamp for a forest?
EOstby: Have you tried trading decks with James? :P
northos: lrrHORN
Easilycrazyhat: Close enough XD
rozodru: so @TXC2 I pretty much have to dive right in and learn on my way, just like any other game.
1losttheGame: LUL
wikisome: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BorealMage: Hahaha, great
RogueLink: haha
Mistborn83: im awake!
Vn497: lrrHORN lrrHORN
rasterscan: I haven't heard that button since Watch+Play
Kivipaperisakset: hmm
Kivipaperisakset: weird attack
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Kivipaperisakset: ah, now it made sense
rasterscan: They just gave you... a hand.
JeremyDevoid: more swamp
Kivipaperisakset: Hallerius
rasterscan: *rimshot*
noSmokeFire: so ZANY
TehAmelie: the best metaphor i've heard is, going low on lands is like slow rolling in Dark Souls
CyberColossus: Do it you coward!
Kivipaperisakset: in b4 tapland
TheMightyTaylor: Always had it, never lucky
Mysticman89: I prefer ppt
TXC2: it's a JPEG!
adi_pie: Because it's a gif-t
Omega_Lairon: Some people just want to watch the world burn
noSmokeFire: dot mp4
Vandred921: What about .tif.
djalternative: I prefer .swf
1losttheGame: GIVE ME PNG OR GIVE ME DEATH
FinalShowFilms: Some monsters use .webm
coolbond: or a PNG
Easilycrazyhat: No png love?
raisins4life: did you know the original intention of gif was to make still images with really small filesizes
EsanRD: No Bearforce one on Kaldheim NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
flatluigi: revenge on avenger and attack all in seems like a fun maneuver if we're still getting boardwipe vibes
RayFK: Horny neighbors?
Mysticman89: ppt particular for spider main pointing because it's a power *point*
flatluigi: oh that's just
flatluigi: even better
MAPBoardgames: Frame rate is 1. Just 1.
Kivipaperisakset: Dem geniuses must be some kind of geniuses!
Earthenone: feed the wyrm to the wyrm :P
STALKERsoldiers: Feed wurm to bigger wurm?
noSmokeFire: !card feed the serpent
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BurrPlaysGames: doomskar.jpg?
Desruprot: @STALKERsoldiers always a bigger fish
EOstby: Summon Bigger Wurm.
crazyburrito7: There's always a bigger worm
SmashTCG: but it HAD snake skin
TehAmelie: there's always a larger wurm. until Jungarmandr
Kivipaperisakset: I keep reading Doomskar as Doomskär, and think it's some kind of lighthouse in the Swedish archipelago
djalternative: doomskar.psd
TiagoToledo: !famjam
TXC2: We heard you liked Wurm, so we put wurm inside the wurm so you can wurm while you wurm.
KBKarma: Wait... this doesn't look like a mill deck. :/
Mai_Andra: Yeah, I think it was the MySpace Era in which animated gifs overtook the identity of "gif" definition.
noSmokeFire: there are actually a lot of stories centered around removing skins from lindwurm
Mai_Andra: And most of those were just a single image with sparkles.
Didero: Who drew those images?
TiagoToledo: Thank you Graham!
Didero: They're cute
RockPusher: Graham rightly proud of the retro design
IanWAdams: The phrase "MySpace era" reminds me of kind of knowing Grant and Kathleen from Dumbrella
adi_pie: I enjoyed that ones of time you streamed.
Mai_Andra: Kathleen looks so joyful in that image. shigiSaitou
Vandred921: <3 Featherweight
TehAmelie: i like the color scheme. how did you come upon that?
Didero: Featherweight does good work then
STALKERsoldiers: Featherweight is a gift on to this world
Vampiricsloth: and i followed that stream that you streamed 1 time Graham :D
RayFK: I like how Adam is literally massive compared to all of you
EsanRD: No Bearforce one on Kaldheim NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
djalternative: Adam is so much larger than everyone else
1losttheGame: i love that baby geniuses are the only people who dont wear glasses
RogueLink: I love how massive Adam's is.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: The scale on Adam's character is just fun. I mean I know he's big... but.
TXC2: Adam is a lorge boi
Amritaz: Did you get bonus points for winning 7-2? Cause kathleen did but she didn't add the points.
Mysticman89: I appreciate people who have such a passion for typesetting
ravenlord_xix: Why doesn't Adma, the biggest of the FamJam, not simply eat the other eight?
Kivipaperisakset: what if they have the sweeper foretold?
TXC2: thing is Adam is Only 2 inches taller then Graham :p
MAPBoardgames: G is a font of knowledge about fonts
Kivipaperisakset: Is it lethal?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @ravenlord_xix I'm sure he's considered it. Loyalty to friends is strong.
CyberColossus: @LoadingReadyRun So, do you think youll get each persons VOD and upload each view on the LRR MTG channel seperately?
TehAmelie: my wurm is bigger than yours
KBKarma: Yup.
RogueLink: choo choo!
TehAmelie: and also more alive
EsanRD: What happened to Alex Steacy?
Didero: Does the glow on one of the opponent's cards mean that that one was Foretold?
TXC2: CyberColossus probably not
Kivipaperisakset: looks pretty lethal...
Juliamon: EsanRD Alex is busy with his own stuff
ravenlord_xix: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn Eat a friend and you're fed for a day. Keep a friend around, and they'll feed you for life
TXC2: EsanRD he's still around, more focusing on his own projects
Easilycrazyhat: Just have every stream open in different tabs lrrBEEJ
TiagoToledo: Le Mulliganables de Japon? tatGlam
EsanRD: Thanks for the answers guys, He was my favorite in Friday Nights
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @ravenlord_xix I feel like you could get a couple of days from most of them if you ration well.
MAPBoardgames: I'm taking the long-shot for the big points win.
KBKarma: @Easilycrazyhat isn't there a site that lets you put a load of streams on the same page?
STALKERsoldiers: I saw that and it was amazing
Kivipaperisakset: no flood now pls
flatluigi: hey look it's those forest snow lands you haven't drawn the rest of the games
Didero: The update notes for the upcoming MTGA maintenance say "No downtime is expected", just that you need to restart your client
Kivipaperisakset: all the backlogged requests for land....
Xiff_: Who's eating an entire friend in one day?
TXC2: that Joke is basically me, and it piss me off so much :p
TXC2: !multitwitch
BurrPlaysGames: I've loved outrider each time I've played it
ravenlord_xix: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn The trick is finding the right wine and cheese pairing for each
KingOfDoma: Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Vandred921: The classic Pratchett quote "give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
RockPusher: Have you seen any Wandavision Graham? - I'd be curious to hear your take on the production design and cinematography in a spoiler-safe venue.
Mistborn83: not a bad friday watching all my favs play magic and painting 40k figs
Diabore: ive moved up to 4 streams
KBKarma: "Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo
CorvaxIsClever: for bonus points is it 7-0 or 7-x?
PixelArtDragon: Sell a person a fish, they pay you for a day. Invest in their fishing company, and they pay you for the rest of their life
blastanos: I'm so tempted to use the multitwitch to see everyone, but I think everyone else on my network might hate me
TehAmelie: or as a large scale experiment in i think Namibia showed, give a man 400 dollars and he'll teach himself to fish and start a business
KingOfDoma: @vandred921 Jinx!
Desruprot: woah
Amritaz: graham, how many points extra do you get for going 7-x?
RockPusher: foxmarFIRE
ravenlord_xix: @Mistborn83 Whatcha working on? I've got Raven Guard waiting for me at home when i'm off work
KBKarma: Three separate people outputted the same Pratchett quote. :D
coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun did you see that for a second les mull got 100 wins?
KingOfDoma: Newest ep was very good, do recommend
Vandred921: I have the Pratchett quote on a shirt. It's great.
djalternative: oh it very much is your jam, G
noSmokeFire: never eat green snow
TXC2: do not eat the green snow
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I think you'll appreciate the attention to detail in Wandavision definitely.
Mistborn83: @ravenlord_xix I am building a craftworld/ harliquin build
TheMightyTaylor: @nosmokefire beat me to it
Kivipaperisakset: hope it lives long enough to have snow insurance...
crazyburrito7: Have James and Matt decided if they will do a Countdown for WandaVision?
Snowcookies: don't eat me either
ravenlord_xix: @Mistborn83 Nice!
TXC2: in fact do not eat snow of any colour :p
Vandred921: What's in the green snow?
blastanos: One of the best Prachett concepts is the Samuel Vimes theory of Socioeconomic unfairness
KBKarma: Oh, Kaldheim is a return to the Ice Age block?
CasaAJEgames: is the green so brusselsprout flavoured
Kivipaperisakset: scary. they have the +3/+3?
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TXC2: KBKarma no, it's its own place
MythicDiva: You have all gotten better at this as the day has gone on.
flatluigi: !card run amok
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sblue333: If the d+ shows are legit connected to the mcu yeah countdown to infinity would be sick
KBKarma: @TXC2 Ah, OK. I wasn't sure because of the return of snow or ice stuffs.
Kivipaperisakset: ok, no tapping of the snow lands
ravenlord_xix: It would be amazing if any one in the teams got randomly paired with someone else in the jam, unlikely though
Mistborn83: @ravenlord_xix currently blowdrying a wave sperpant. A phrase I never thought I would say
Mai_Andra: Kathleen went 7/2 in the last run, and apparently, there are two bonus points for 7 wins.
djalternative: @sblue333 at the very least, wandavision absolutely is
Kivipaperisakset: better to have the indestructable troll against BR right?
TehAmelie: oho
1losttheGame: bless you
STALKERsoldiers: WOW. Ben got 9 on his first
TehAmelie: gesundheit
Foxmar320: Bless you
Mai_Andra: shigiSurprise xivMorbol
Kivipaperisakset: terveydeksi
Mistborn83: G have you caught the 40k bug yet?
neoshingundam: howdy! rachel86Petey
CyberColossus: Kuz..unt.. height? i have no idea how to spell that
Snowcookies: I think you forgot the ch sound in achoo
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ravenlord_xix: @Mistborn83 I've got three primaris reivers waiting for the final varnish coat on their decals
secretbranch: any fanjam v. fanjam matches today?
Mistborn83: yes warhammer lol
carpeamentum: LUL COVID-40k
BorealMage: COVID-40000 is something we absolutely don't need
ravenlord_xix: Sounds like a Death Guard plague
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flatluigi: if you're that far away isn't it real hard to see the miniatures
PixelArtDragon: I have engaged with the lore in every way except the actual miniatures
Countjondi: @LoadingReadyRun Im praying for some sort of dice friend 40k sometime within eternity
TXC2: yes, 'cause the Lore ISN'T Impenetrable Kappa
rasterscan: I mean, that's a case where the fandom can ruin it.
RockPusher: G already has something to drain the bank account - a human child lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: Well Graham, what about some Crossing the Streams with that 40k Left 4 Dead knockoff coming out this year
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Im not worried about COVID-40k. Don't plan on living that long.
rasterscan: The non-ironic space machine worshippers are unpleasant.
Mistborn83: G it took me a buddy 4 stright days of playing and stopping just to learn the basics of the game
Montesque64: I’d love to see Graham play a campaign of Total War: Warhammer.
Snowwraith: 40K is meant to be satire but a lot of writers lost that memo so it swings between satire and worryingly sincere in its grimdarkness.
Kivipaperisakset: why do that now?
STALKERsoldiers: I've tried under MANY occasions to watch 40k games on youtube. Oh holy bus none of it makes sense from the outside
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun have you seen that 40k animated series done by this one guy on youtube?
ravenlord_xix: @RockPusher That just means he can proxy a Warmaster Titan
NonExxy: Cheer100 thanks for the years of entertainment. sorry it's not more
azidbern95: who do you like in the Rumble this weekend?
sblue333: Black red seems to be a very common pair to draft
TXC2: Snowwraith to be fair that happens over 40+ years :p
ravenlord_xix: They missed indistrucatble
Kivipaperisakset: so they were a bit fooled by the damage indicator
sblue333: haven't seen anyone do the full black white double spell thing for real
WizardZedd: Troll isn't actually at -2 toughness
KBKarma: Indestructible.
STALKERsoldiers: why is troll
BurrPlaysGames: it has 4 toughness
Araragi298: LOL
Vandred921: That doesn't seem right...
TXC2: djalternative do you mean Astartes ?
rasterscan: Because it's not at 0 toughness.
Biggjudicem: it naturally has more than 3 touighness?
MAPBoardgames: you could still save it?
Vandred921: Oh.
Vandred921: That's why.
Desruprot: it gets to ignore the damage marked
Kivipaperisakset: it actually has more toughness, but dmg is displayed in a dumb way
PixelArtDragon: Important PSA: there are TWO red cards with foretell R and cost 2R and it's easy to get them confused.
shendaras: That's a weird way to show that..
noSmokeFire: it took damage, it just doesn't care about lethal damage
djalternative: @TXC2 sounds right
Biggjudicem: goes to X/1 with dmg
flatluigi: it didn't go below 0 toughness, it was 1 toughness with some damage marked
Didero: I'm confused
MAPBoardgames: Opp is raging right now.
Araragi298: It was still 1 toughness with indestructible guys
xherorush: oh god that would be tilting
RevolverRossalot: Yeah, x/1 with 3 damage marked. it's one of the awkward shortcuts in the Arena UI
WizardZedd: Yeah, Arena showing damage as reduced toughness is a weird but understandable compromise
noSmokeFire: this is why people get annoyed with how arena marks damage
ThingsOnMyStream: The Babies have a good lead, I'm guessing they have been doing more sealed games
KBKarma: Indestructible goes away after the -3/-3 comes off the stack, I think?
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeah, this arena being bad at representing damage again?
Kivipaperisakset: It's too bad. It was reasonable for the player to think it should die, if they don't actually know the underlying rule
rasterscan: It took damage but doesn't care. To kill indestructible with stat loss, toughness has to equal 0 or less.
STALKERsoldiers: leave a thing back and SWING
Kivipaperisakset: and trusted what they saw onscreen
Didero: Oh, so the -3 toughness from the spell reduces the card's toughness, not the current toughness?
STALKERsoldiers: hold feed?
KBKarma: Huh. :(
TXC2: ThingsOnMyStream I think they're just winning more :p
Kivipaperisakset: kinda right @Didero
coolbond: play the troll and go ham on the jam can?
BrowneePoints: If ya wanted to play a 40k Game without having to worry about *gestures at all of it* There's that Left 4 Dead knock off 40k Darktide coming out this year. Could make for some fun Crossing the Streams! @LoadingReadyRun
ThingsOnMyStream: @TXC2 that could be it, too :)
Araragi298: @Desruprot in this case yes, the toughness printed is the important one, because of indestructible
bowsin_durrows: It had effectively 1 toughness, but had indestructible so it still had one toughness when it got weighed down.
Kivipaperisakset: The actually toughness never changes, damage is marked on creatures and goes away
ravenlord_xix: @Didero it was 1 toughness with 1 damage marked, but due to indestructable, didn't care about that 1 damage
STALKERsoldiers: @BrowneePoints I've seen that! Im curious
Kivipaperisakset: to make it more intuitive Arena reduces the toughness, but this is actually not really what the state of the game is
TXC2: Cameron and Ben played Space Hulk
noSmokeFire: @Didero despite what arena shows you, taking damage doesn't reduce a creature's toughness. normally, have damage >= toughness kills a creature, but the troll had indestructible
Montesque64: Y’all haven’t played Vermintide yet, have you?
Araragi298: Just ignore marked damage when dealing with indestructible guys. Woulda taken -4 toughness to kill. They only did 3
MAPBoardgames: Les Mul jumped way up the score counter
RebekahWSD: I enjoyed watching Space Hulk
chesul: do you still have those space marine rocks?
ravenlord_xix: Dawn of War III
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you should def get in a game of bloodbowl for the superbowl
1losttheGame: no my prediction!
crazyburrito7: My imaginary points!
Didero: Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining, everybody!
TXC2: I would be so there for a Necomunda campagine
RebekahWSD: Bloodbowl is delightful
Countjondi: not well
Biggjudicem: yay, my prediction!
spleenlord: Not well
MehallD: aww man, vermintide's great
Anonymousless: Solid
STALKERsoldiers: oh right!
noSmokeFire: vermintide = L4D but with rats
STALKERsoldiers: wooo
Kivipaperisakset: It went great
BrowneePoints: Yea! Vermintide is the first l4d one.
sprucebruce21: gonna be some darktide gameplay?
UncannyJimjams: I didn't know you guys did that! Did you do Necromunda or Black Stone Fortress?
TehAmelie: i remember a couple of different games involving space marines
PotatoJimmy: inquisitor?
Vandred921: Don't forget to ark your win?
KingOfDoma: woo!
Vandred921: *mark
RogueLink: I had faith. lol
Omega_Lairon: I can update the prediction in a sec - wee baby Aron's doing a breakfast RN
rasterscan: Is vermintide hard to get into though? I heard the DLC wall is high.,
Wiliart: Don't forget to update the famjam counter
Mangledpixel: no I think most people voted victory
noSmokeFire: spice marines!
razorswift: Spes Marine was a fun game
sprucebruce21: space marine!
Kivipaperisakset: Space crusade was fun on the Amiga 500
s4mwise_ow: well, predicted a win with 40k points so im feelin p goof
TXC2: METAL BAWKS!
BrowneePoints: Well, I mean Vermintide team is made up of old L4D Valve devs, so calling it a knockoff instead of a spiritual successor doesn't seem fair
Countjondi: The best part of space marine were how the Imperial Guard reacted to you
Kivipaperisakset: I think I have space marine..
Kivipaperisakset: was it free at some point
BrowneePoints: Yea Kathleen went 7-2 I think?
Mangledpixel: 74% voted victory
Snowcookies: Is this the best team?
KBKarma: Off topic: has anyone played Unknown Armies 3rd edition? I know that there is a copy either in the Moonbase or in someone's possession, based on a Crapshot episode which had Kathleen leafing through it.
PixelArtDragon: I should play more Space Marine
STALKERsoldiers: My fav was FireWarrior on PS2
KBKarma: *anyone in LRR.
magnusboi: oh hey i managed to catch one of these
razorswift: the entire titan forge thing is insane
sprucebruce21: @LoadingReadyRun any interest in Darktide? It's the 40K successor to Vermintide
UncannyJimjams: oh neat, grim dark Bullet Bills
TXC2: "Codex Astarts does not approve this action!" "shut up Leandros"
Countjondi: you can always have more DAKKA
Mai_Andra: ♫ The best part of Space Marine... ♪ <Folgers commercial for some reason>
BrowneePoints: @sprucebruce21 I asked that 2 minutes ago lol
razorswift: 40k is a wild ride in terms of stuff and lore
Vandred921: I love how in one book they talk about a macro cannon firing shells the size of APCs.
PotatoJimmy: inquisitor was my favourite 40k game to play
MrTheWalrus: I think the ludicrousness is kinda the point.
sprucebruce21: BrowneePoints i have all 3 wheelhamers unmuted, my b
TehAmelie: the scale is a wild ride. don't say that to Exalted fans though or they will laugh at you
raisins4life: Ludacris in Warhammer
razorswift: like... there's a current theory that the necrons (the space skeletons) made the tyranids (the hungry bugs)
ravenlord_xix: Isn't the Baneblade tank supposed to have been a Scout tank during the Dark Age of Technology?
noSmokeFire: lore, huh! what is it good for?
Snowcookies: !advice
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TXC2: Warhamer 40K: a place were the guy who tried get rid of religion became the god of a religion :p
Vandred921: @TXC2 Leandros was the worst by far. The codex can suck it.
sprucebruce21: i am what could be generously called "big dumb"
Kivipaperisakset: raked in 149 points! woo
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Snowcookies: woo victory
MrTheWalrus: Up 14 points! I'm rich!
TXC2: Vandred921 fun story, I've never played the game, I only know the memes :p
Vandred921: @TXC2 in the Solar War books they hint that the religious elements may have been an attempt at weaponising faith.
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Kazman20a: what is the multi watch link again
noSmokeFire: !multitwitch
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TehAmelie: i wish that scroll animation had real text. they could put up the actual sagas the sagas are telling
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rasterscan: In 40k.
Kivipaperisakset: oofa and doofa
PotatoJimmy: i'm a t'au fan
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Snowcookies: There is a warhammer channel on teh discord
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TXC2: !discord
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Kivipaperisakset: does the 1/4 flier have any other abilities?
rasterscan: !card Mistwalker
LRRbot: Mistwalker [2U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/4] | Changeling / Flying / {1}{U}: Mistwalker gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
MAPBoardgames: Wait. Is that bear JUST a 5/5? I didn't think that happened in MTG.
Foxmar320: Nice G
noSmokeFire: it's a 5/5 AND an elf
sprucebruce21: combat trick time baby
MrTheWalrus: Suspicious, but we kinda have to block
TehAmelie: and it's an elf warrior so it's double spicy anyway
fidwell: can confirm, it is literally the only vanilla
ryder0802: I thought you were talking about the bear avatar off to the side for a sec
Kivipaperisakset: ah, the flier is a watercourser...
Kivipaperisakset: counterspell?
Kivipaperisakset: this is kinda good for you.. feed the serpent?
rasterscan: Booooooo
Kivipaperisakset: splät
TXC2: ooof
TehAmelie: what kind of baby lindwurm gets squashed by a giant? get it together, giant mythical beast
Kivipaperisakset: good call, Ithink
STALKERsoldiers: veil to counter the boast?
PendelSteven: Scute Swarm won the game
PendelSteven: Well along with that 6/6 that makes all your creatures forest
flatluigi: i think you win the race if you don't?
Kivipaperisakset: so the snakeskin is a functional reprint of... what was that blossom shield or whatever a awhile back..?
flatluigi: !card hagi mob
LRRbot: Hagi Mob [4R] | Creature — Troll Berserker [5/4] | Boast — {1}{R}: Hagi Mob deals 1 damage to any target.
MrTheWalrus: Chump IMO
STALKERsoldiers: chump i think
Vandred921: !card old-growth troll
LRRbot: Old-Growth Troll [GGG] | Creature — Troll Warrior [4/4] | Trample / When Old-Growth Troll dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add {G}{G}' and '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a 4/4 green Troll Warrior creature token with trample.'"
blastanos: I dont think they've the mana to boast
Treble252: I think you need to trade?
aussiebraindoc: trade I think, you have more gas
Countjondi: if you draw a spell, then chumping is better, if you draw a land, trading is better
Mangledpixel: oh boy, the audio is all desyned again
TXC2: Kivipaperisakset it's closer to ranger's guile as a reprint
hondor64: ok so looked at the cards. and yes that is the only card in the set with no rules text. There are a few with 1 evergreen ability (lifelink/trample) but ya that elf is the only card with no rules text
Kivipaperisakset: ah, yeah, true @TXC2
Countjondi: i think that was a bad block for the opponent
vrulg: maybe your voice is desynced in real life.
bjorlamn: It’s like your old sketch!
hondor64: there are a few with the only rule being "fortel" so it's like a kinda vanilla? a late maybe?
Kivipaperisakset: oh, but the snakesking gives a counter but guile just gives until eot
STALKERsoldiers: thats some existential bs there @vrulg
PixelArtDragon: @vrulg Sounds like a great idea for a sketch lrrBEEJ
TurboEmily: Audio is fine over chromecast so it's probably not on your end Graham
RogueLink: @hondor64 That is an interesting indication of how complex the set is
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait... if there no flavour text on the elf on bear either? That feels wrong.
Floofys: Wait is there red in here? Jund 'em?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *is
Kivipaperisakset: it'd be nice to draw your gravedigger spell
hondor64: @Floofys on the actual card there is flavour
Mangledpixel: it's also showing on the stats that the stream is at 28 fps, which is odd
rasterscan: Snowpe, they don't.
razorswift: nosno
Desruprot: looks like they 2 snow
Kivipaperisakset: that 'snowt a good snowpun
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @hondor64 Ah. Thanks. Seemed like a missed opportunity otherwise.
hondor64: flavour for grizzled outrider is is "Sure, a horse might be faster. But I'd like to see a horse take the head clean off a troll in one swipe"
noSmokeFire: it's hard to fighting parking for the mammoth
TXC2: Mangledpixel it fluctuates a lot
chesul: it's the cavalry.
TehAmelie: except for that time it showed up instead of a second forest eh
Kivipaperisakset: yay
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @hondor64 Nice
AttackCowboy: !multitwitch
blastanos: That's such a slick overlay
djalternative: wow. everyone's so behind baby geniuses
STALKERsoldiers: here's hoping it was just a quick start?
Kivipaperisakset: it's like they're really smart or someinthg
BringSomeSoda: How many events are each player doing?
Kivipaperisakset: 5
TXC2: BringSomeSoda 5 at most
RogueLink: This has been a really fun event. I hope you do more in the future!
razorswift: woof wheeler
Easilycrazyhat: Is this a good place to make suggestions for future Fam Jams?
STALKERsoldiers: Go mr. Wheels!
Desruprot: woah place change
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Snowcookies: Easilycrazyhat: it might get lost or forgotten in chat
Easilycrazyhat: Fair
Vandred921: A surprise Wheeler.
ravenlord_xix: anyone doing predictions on what team is going to win?
noSmokeFire: @Easilycrazyhat twitter or the LRR email might be better
EOstby: Here is my suggestion for future Fam Jams: Have them. lrrAWESOME
BrowneePoints: Cam has stolen all your lands
Kivipaperisakset: it's almost as if a lot of magic games are decided by your land draws, or lack thereof...
FireSpectreZero: Hello
TehAmelie: untapped land? there's no pleasing some sorcerers
TXC2: hello FireSpectreZero welcome
TXC2: well we're tied with them at least
PotatoJimmy: when you need lands you don't get them but when you don't need them you get too many
BrowneePoints: Do you hear the vikings sing? Singing the songs of hairy men(and women)
Tom_Bruise: At this point, Wheelhammer and Mulliganables are racing for 2nd
flatluigi: bigger than before...
djalternative: bigger than before
Mangledpixel: did you decide beforehand what will break win ties, btw?
TXC2: bigger, stronger, harder.....same speed though
flatluigi: since you don't have any other way to deal with flying enemies, are you considering binding the equipment?
Mangledpixel: heh
1losttheGame: coine flip coin flip
RockPusher: LoadingReadyPlanning lrrBEEJ
TXC2: number of losses brakes ties surely
JeremyDevoid: its all for bragging rights, correct? so ties are just kinda meh
Countjondi: then it should just be a sealed show down, a 1v1 match
karpma: first tie breaker is a team rochester draft at some point in the future.
easterncaveofwonders: break the wings
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun head to head deathmatch between chosen champions?
rasterscan: Kill flier, kill Bragg next turn?
STALKERsoldiers: bind the equip might be the safest bet
Vandred921: Is it worth killing the equipment?
TehAmelie: is that a baby Fenrir on the side of the board?
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SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun so cosmos elixer just killed me due to draw, so Bad flavor there
noSmokeFire: @SmashTCG you lived yourself to death
Mangledpixel: SmashTCG I dunno, losing your mind by being addicted to the elixir seems very flavourful to me
BurrPlaysGames: can you raise the priest?
Kivipaperisakset: better to wait until there is another target in the graveyard...
Kivipaperisakset: maybe?
STALKERsoldiers: and thats a big booty boy
Desruprot: lived yourself to death LUL
flatluigi: welp
Slacker1977: anyone else having audio sync issues?
TXC2: Lived yourself to death is basically hedonisms whole thing :p
oyleslyck: @Slacker1977 Graham is aware
Kivipaperisakset: the vandal that can exile a creature to kill an artifact or equipment. Or does it need to be a creature=?
noSmokeFire: !card masked vandal
LRRbot: Masked Vandal [1G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/3] | Changeling / When Masked Vandal enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
flatluigi: i'm going to definitely keep looking to pick up those wings, i think
flatluigi: since when are they at 34
rasterscan: You know, if they put that on the Braggart, they would have killed you already
TurboEmily: Looks like a jitter buffer issue?
ravenlord_xix: Surprised they didn't throw it on the braggart and hit harder
STALKERsoldiers: are you dob?
Karfsma778: Feed's an Instant, yeah?
STALKERsoldiers: or just close?
noSmokeFire: I think we're just dead unless we can kill all of their 3+ power creatures or the wings?
raisins4life: you can remove 3 creatures this turn so
Kivipaperisakset: just need to feed when they attack?
Kivipaperisakset: or theyll move the wings
noSmokeFire: ahhh, instant speed. tricky
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soulkingu: Wow, 27 is a lot of game wins
Kivipaperisakset: !card King Har
LRRbot: King Harald's Revenge [2G] | Sorcery | Until end of tun, target creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and gains trample. It must be blocked this turn if able.
soulkingu: You guys work fast!
Karfsma778: I think I might've Revenged on the 6/6 deathtoucher cause they'd be obligated to block, couldn't trade, and would have taken a good big chunk of damage
Xaunaught: Out of curiosity if you are putting this on LRRMTG will it just be this vod and not the other teams?
TXC2: soulkingu theres a 2 point bonus for 7 wins
noSmokeFire: judge? my opponent has good cards?
TXC2: Xaunaught yes it will probably be only this stream up on LRRMTG
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Kivipaperisakset: tough game...
Kivipaperisakset: do they have a tapper?
TXC2: tapper tapper tapper
Kivipaperisakset: and they have inevitability right now, so they don't want to throw away their tapper...
ben10wong95: is there a reach creature in this deck?
Karfsma778: do we HAVE more artifact destruction
TXC2: things can be exciting?
rasterscan: There's the one equip destroyer
rasterscan: Yes
Kivipaperisakset: is there that much reach at all in the set? There is a 4/2 reach...
STALKERsoldiers: you do
tbshawk: there's the elven bow
flatluigi: the elvish bow is an equipment that gives reach
PixelArtDragon: I somehow managed to get a boardstate where I have 0 non-snow permanents on the board
rasterscan: Raven buffs them to 3 power
Vn497: The wings give +1/+0
STALKERsoldiers: wings give +1/0
soulkingu: That spider IS terrible
Mivair: Is anyone else getting an audio desync issue or is it just me?
flatluigi: another turn!
flatluigi: or wait no
STALKERsoldiers: that... dosent help
Kivipaperisakset: aaagh, sorcery. That was it then, unless they misclick
noSmokeFire: dinger
virgil82: Revenge?
flatluigi: revenge isn't _everything_ blocks, right?
SmashTCG: i feel like tirite sanctum is a Must include in every commander deck
noSmokeFire: revenge is only "must be blocked"
flatluigi: boo
Kivipaperisakset: their life total is too high for revenge to matter
TehAmelie: flunge?
easterncaveofwonders: withth epump it might work
STALKERsoldiers: you have enough to do it and Struggle
xherorush: fight and revenge flunge?
easterncaveofwonders: flunge
Wonderdoc: So revenge the 1/1 fight sth flunge?
Kivipaperisakset: flunge and hope for panic blocks=?
noSmokeFire: flunging is conceding with style
Amritaz: never concede, trust your instincts!
virgil82: Oh, its not a lure.
easterncaveofwonders: theyu have to block everything i think
Kivipaperisakset: you do have a lot of power..
sandmaelstrom: that is one large lad
STALKERsoldiers: Flunge!
Kivipaperisakset: oooooooofffff
flatluigi: wow
rasterscan: Fuck!
TXC2: oooof
easterncaveofwonders: oh no , womp womp
razorswift: goozled
STALKERsoldiers: OH WOW
Karfsma778: FUK
STALKERsoldiers: that was mean
bv310: Bodied
noSmokeFire: the disrespect!
TXC2: B-Rutal
fidwell: lrrSPOOP RIP
Makrosian_Tae: Did Graham get a hair cut? He looking snazzy!
ben10wong95: F
magmahead: What a rude dude
rasterscan: That Jarl is too damn good.
Mangledpixel: they could just let that all hit them too
lirazel64: Give them credit for holding on.
Kivipaperisakset: nice game. I'm glad I watched this and didn't play, bc I'd be so salty
TheM8: does anyone know when kaldheim comes to modo?
Kivipaperisakset: nuimmy played it yesterday
Countjondi: it definately is here already
Pteryon: what happened I just missed it
virgil82: It came out yesterday.
TheM8: O.O time to make my all doublesided commander deck then!!
sprucebruce21: i feel you on the haircut thing. my last one was in august
Mivair: am I the only one getting audio desync from the stream?
TXC2: Pteryon flash Jarl killed Graham's pumped creature
rasterscan: Prediction: Will Graham get three more wins? I want to bet on yes.
RockPusher: G's hair resisted going Full Beej
rasterscan: Get the long-shot bet.
Mangledpixel: Mivair it is a known issue
TXC2: Mivair no, it's a know issue
TheM8: my last haircut was the januari before last
Makrosian_Tae: Rock that quaff, I say
Karfsma778: Old Growl
Mivair: cool, thanks, just makin sure i cant do anything about it
underhill33: lrrSACK
sandmaelstrom: opp getting trolled
STALKERsoldiers: is that troll for vroom vroom
noSmokeFire: the cow goes "moo". the sheep goes "baa". the troll goes "hhhRRRR"
Karfsma778: with trample
Kivipaperisakset: For a while, I thought I'd end up playing magic again with kaldheim, but I think I'm fine with just watching. Don't have time to both watch and play myself and just watching is so much easier on the nerves
Kivipaperisakset: and the credit card
Pteryon: @TXC2 thanks, it had trample?
ravenlord_xix: So who else has Mandalorian on the brain and keeps mis-saying/reading "Beskir" as "Beskar"? is it just me?
TheAwkes: coif; quaff is drinking.
sandmaelstrom: rip
rasterscan: How is that card a blue card.
TXC2: Pteryon no, it kills damaged creatures on ETB
TheM8: now you have a flyer!
Kivipaperisakset: you were birbed?
rasterscan: That is such a white card.
PixelArtDragon: Ca-caw!
Mangledpixel: the troll is a bird now
RayFK: Birdy the Mighty
rasterscan: Blue isn't supposed to get nice spot removal.
TXC2: a 1/1 flyer as won a GP before
sandmaelstrom: i am so ready for opponent to get killed by a birb
Karfsma778: we really coulda used that bird last game I'm telling you what
rasterscan: x.x
STALKERsoldiers: i honestly feel like it should be a 2/2 because HARD removal in Blue is tough
Mangledpixel: they seem much happier as a bird, tbh
Pteryon: @TXC2 no I mean the thing it killed, how good was it to make that attack so good?
Kivipaperisakset: well, if he only gets one counter out of it before it dies it's not soo bad
TXC2: Pteryon oh it wasn't, Graham was Flunging out at 3 life :p
JeremyDevoid: i think the efficient play was the better one here
Makrosian_Tae: "It's just a 1/1, what's the worst that could happen?" -- Famous last words
Pteryon: ah :P
Karfsma778: what's that we have on top?
Kivipaperisakset: Ahahahhahaaa
sandmaelstrom: what
STALKERsoldiers: you say that...
Countjondi: although mana efficiency is important, it is worth considering whether the less efficient play is better in the long run.
noSmokeFire: oooh
underhill33: huh
sandmaelstrom: i am very confused
rasterscan: I mean, that prevented a lot of value generation.
rasterscan: I get it.
noSmokeFire: that was still weird, granted
Amritaz: they really hated that guy
Kivipaperisakset: makes sense
sandmaelstrom: noooooo
kristof162028: hey g how's it going?
Kivipaperisakset: birb!
magmahead: Oof
sandmaelstrom: i understand now
Countjondi: it woud have been better for opponent if the card didn't give hexproof
Karfsma778: the Hexproof there actually BENEFITS you instead of hurting you lol
DJHarshmallow: I'm liiiiive
Kivipaperisakset: hmm
sandmaelstrom: so many birb
Kivipaperisakset: nice draw!
noSmokeFire: who knew we were in flying men
Roughly21Smurfs: So this format seems like there’s lots of hot spicy plays to be had - would have expected it to be more chill.....
Kivipaperisakset: birbflu?
Countjondi: But they are soooo CUTE
GenericGuy2G: Is the audio super desynced for anyone else?
SmashTCG: Look sir or madam, These birds are out for you
sandmaelstrom: nelf
Karfsma778: SICK
Snowcookies: Birds are bad for your health confirmed
TXC2: GenericGuy2G yes, it's a know issue
GenericGuy2G: Groovy. Just making sure it wasn't my connection.
TehAmelie: in the north we play spicy games to keep warm
ricohard1986: I love how clean the new board is...
rasterscan: Choochoo
noSmokeFire: OP, as your doctor I'm telling you: stop making birds
SmashTCG: i think thats LEthal
Kivipaperisakset: birb and bear, birb and bear, they're the best of friends and they'll eat your face (add a tune of your own choosing)
kristof162028: what format r we playing today g?
DJHarshmallow: I havent been able to draft a deck with less tan 3 colours yet - so splashy
SmashTCG: maybe just pump drauger twice
Karfsma778: I feeeel like we're ahead
TXC2: I have a pamphlet here: "So you've decided to let the bird kill you"
SmashTCG: to be sure
Snowcookies: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #5419: "It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds." —Graham [2018-10-19]
magmahead: These birds are known to the State of California to cause death
rasterscan: Is there an instant in this set that gives lifelink?
noSmokeFire: everyone knows birds lead to murder
vegetalss4: What is this score thing about?
TXC2: noSmokeFire boooo Kappa
flatluigi: SWOLE BIRD
SmashTCG: Gaaame
sandmaelstrom: harold
SmashTCG: Buff bird?
Desruprot: xD
STALKERsoldiers: Bird got SWOL
ritchards: everyone is only doing 5 games though, right?
Karfsma778: So, is "Wheelhammer" pronounced the same way as "Sledgehammer" in the Peter Gabriel song?
Kivipaperisakset: birbalicious!
vivalldii: !famjam
Snowcookies: They have no reservations and they're ready to be served. Now there are so many birds
rasterscan: We need a 7-2 prediction!
kristof162028: have you tried the green white token deck in brawl at all g?
TXC2: vegetalss4 LRR has spilt into teams of 3, each team is playing games of kaldhiem, most wins wins
TehAmelie: thanks for the thoughts and memories, opponent
Karfsma778: it DOES
adi_pie: I assume that's what you want a sledgehammer to do. Slap.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wheelhammer! - This song is about my deck.
vegetalss4: @TXC2 Thank you. Who's on which team?
TXC2: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: Team Whellhammer: Graham, Wheeler and Cameron. Team Baby Geniuses: Adam, James and Ben Ulmer. and Team Les Mullgunables: Kathleen, Nelson and Serge.
DJHarshmallow: Time to blast some WIND ROSE
fidwell: they're really running out of DJ names, huh
Karfsma778: @adi_pie more "smash" really
Countjondi: checking out sledgehammer, will be back
TXC2: I prefer fredhammer from Mouth dreams
Tom_Bruise: was that the same guy who did "Play That Funky Music Rammstein" ?
bv310: Cummerbund makes excellent mashups. If you can find his "Devil WAP'd Down To Georgia", it's excellent
RayFK: YO SOMEONE SAY BOB?
Roughly21Smurfs: DJ Cumberbund? You made that up didn’t you G....
vivalldii: multi twitch link?
Mangledpixel: the music video for Sledgehammer was made by Aardman Animations, and animating the dancing plucked chickens in it was Nick Park's first job for the studio
Kivipaperisakset: Enter sandman mashed with hip to be square was also a really wellmade mashup
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun the internet archive put up like the entire run of the club this week
TXC2: !multitwitch
kristof162028: heu g have you play the green white tokens deck in draft yet?
TehAmelie: daily i get reminded they're making a Sandman TV show and i get chills
itsybitsystreams: How fares Team Wheelhammer?
bv310: It is shockingly well made. Hearing Charlie Daniels sing lyrics from WAP somehow is the greatest
aesir_blade: To be fair, Closerflies is my favorite Mouth Album track and it's basically 'music from one and lyrics from another'
Mangledpixel: I met Nick Park at a music festival, years ago, got to have a good long chat with him too
soulkingu: Oh, not the Sledge Hammer tv show
lirazel64: @tehamelie Ohhhh yeah!
Kivipaperisakset: It'll be really hard for a tv show to reach the level of the sandman comic
Kivipaperisakset: it's such an iconic series
flatluigi: firewalker
flatluigi: get out their draw
nevermore913: the one that cares about boast
Kivipaperisakset: attack first, then see?
magmahead: I'd just play the mentor
TXC2: "tonight somebody dies!"
drcthulu: axe the card draw, I approve the thought
Vn497: My mashup artist fave is Chongoshow
Kosrei: Raider!
Karfsma778: Kill the Raider then
Vn497: He does a ton of video game mashups
The_ChartreuseKnight: Raider
Karfsma778: If it is the one that gets out of hand
TehAmelie: i trust Gaiman to work it out on a Netflix budget
hondor64: the audio book is AMAZING
flatluigi: i mean gwendoline christie as lucifer
Vandred921: Now I have subjected my home Discord to Devil Wap Down to Georgia.
nevermore913: i'm sure Gaiman will do a good job, I heard he did a good job with American Gods
hondor64: get the audiobook of Sandman if you have audible
bakerydragon: I really enjoyed how they adapted and updated Good Omens, I think it worked really well
Karfsma778: So, we can potentially Outrider into Troll and Mentor?
bakerydragon: curious as to how it'll work with Sandman
ArdCollider: I went to one of the US American Gods events and the dudes behind me had pregamed? and passed out during.
F1SHOR: I only just watched American god's and omg
Vampiricsloth: man i cannot wait until amazon releases their Wheel of Time series.
lirazel64: I agree about the difficulty of adapting Sandman, but it's the right team.
ArdCollider: it was rather wilder than anyone was expecting.
bakerydragon: XD
TXC2: ArdCollider oof
Vampiricsloth: @F1SHOR what did you think of the show, one of my favs of the last 5 years :D
TehAmelie: heh, i heard that story too when i saw him in Stockholm
Kivipaperisakset: Got to meet Gaiman once. Walked back to his hotel with him, but was too starstruck to speak almost...
Alchemistmerlin: I was listening to the audiobook of his Norse Mythology book on a roadtrip once and a toll worker got REALLY excited about it and kept me at the tollbooth asking questions for a while
Karfsma778: oh no
flatluigi: did they go on to make wild wild west
Easilycrazyhat: Wait..Gaiman said this story?
ArdCollider: Kevin Smith has that story too
F1SHOR: @vampiricsloth it may be one of my favourite shows ever
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah XD
ritchards: ah, Jon Peters
ArdCollider: Landau's obsessed with giant spiders
oyleslyck: ANOTHER Spider?
StandardHunter: slight audio desync (video lags behind)
ArdCollider: Peters, sorry
ArdCollider: not Landau
EvilBadman: @StandardHunter known
ArdCollider: una maldita araña gigante!
Karfsma778: I KNEW IT
StandardHunter: ok
Easilycrazyhat: That's amazing
nevermore913: Wild Wild West is a BAD movie
Vn497: EL SPIDRO GIGANTE
noSmokeFire: that guy had veerrry specific needs
bv310: It's a GREAT bad movie
ravenlord_xix: I unironically like Wild Wild West when I fisrt saw it
Robot_Bones: And that little boy who nobody liked...
bakerydragon: yeah that is a really determined producer
TXC2: to be fair that spider looks awesome
itsybitsystreams: El Shiny Spidro Gigante
Vampiricsloth: yah wild wild west is a great bad movie xD
RogueLink: to be fair, giant mechanical spiders are cool.
Stoffern: Wild Wild West is fantastic
Easilycrazyhat: "The spider is the most dangerous insect in the animal kingdom" (or something like that)
jolly_does_art: that sounds like a man with a dare to win
MrSVCD: I am playing with a giant spider right now, in factorio...
rasterscan: Chonk.
bwk789: How's it going for Team Hammer? Been in Ulmer's chat for a while and thought I'd jump over
RayFK: Holy shit devil wap down to georgia is way more of a banger than it has ANY right to be
TehAmelie: but yeah in between American Gods, Good Omens and the Sandman audiobook it seems like Gaiman adaptations are working out
bakerydragon: must be hard to crowbar in a spider that big
itsybitsystreams: Poppin trolls and takin names
RockPusher: It is indeed very good
tbshawk: on the note of Kevin Smith stories, his prince story is gold
bakerydragon: @RayFK WAT?? I've never heard of that wat
FinalShowFilms: I just listened to it and holy shit
MrTheWalrus: Be the giant mechanical spider you would see in the world?
Vandred921: Didn't you just mess up the troll?
RayFK: The Macho Man got me good
bakerydragon: I love this stream but I HAVE to go search that
flatluigi: wrong troll
TXC2: RayFK that's Macho man for you
Vandred921: My bad.
bv310: He also did Old Staind Road, which is Old Town Road and It's Been Awhile and it works SO FLIPPING WELL
Vandred921: I thought you were going for the indestructible.
Kivipaperisakset: i don't like how many cards oppo has...
breadisbest1: don't forget coraline a great book and movie
flatluigi: you could've had highland forest + woodland chasm up since the forest taps for two, but i like you're extra 4/4 anyway
flatluigi: your*
Karfsma778: "three me my dude"
TehAmelie: wait we have only one card and i don't think you said "Uno"
PotatoJimmy: i love Coraline
underhill33: the *same* hagi mob
noSmokeFire: could it have been good to use the troll to eat the firewalker, or is that just begging for a combat trick?
Karfsma778: Leendvurm
itsybitsystreams: Wow this mashup is amazing
soulkingu: I dunno, it doesn't much look like a raven to me.
Karfsma778: Elfy Bow
Vampiricsloth: i gotta get back into arena now. i love the snow stuff u can do in kaldheim
TXC2: can not block alone = always attacking
Tom_Bruise: Maybe if all of you finish your runs at 7 wins, and BabyGeniusses loses every match, there's a chance
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TreeGamer35: what the hell G. that mash up has no right to slap that hard.
Karfsma778: Menace is a hell of a drug
Kivipaperisakset: kaboom
TXC2: Menace is a shockingly underrated keyword some times
rasterscan: I swear, Graham is going to make it 7-2.
rasterscan: I believe.
Desruprot: looking pretty close
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heroscaperguy: booty bay sounds like a porn site
Raldy_Island: good album and life mantra
DJHarshmallow: Bohemian WAPsody?
bakerydragon: My life is forever changed, thank you for talking about The Devil Wapped Down to Georgia benginLol
RayFK: hiding
PendelSteven: Snakeskin Veil <3
yeeyee642: how good is kaldheim draft looking so far?
ravenlord_xix: Just listened to the Nickleback version of Devil Went down to georgia too, it's pretty sweet
bakerydragon: oh wow, I'm late to so many things, that new board is gorgeous
bakerydragon: such a shame that so many sets this last year seem to have been amazing for draft right when can't do it in person. I really wish I could have gone to pre releases for them all
TXC2: lrrJUDGE my opp has card synergies
Alchemistmerlin: Just listening to the Devil Wap remix now...this is going to be the only sound on tiktok for the next 6 months huh?
bakerydragon: @ravenlord_xix ooh thanks for the recommendation
PendelSteven: Yay!
flatluigi: you can kill both with priest if he double blocks i think?
bv310: @yeeyee642 Honestly, I'm a big fan after a couple drafts. It feels good
flatluigi: yeah
bakerydragon: @Alchemistmerlin - only if there are shanty duets of it
codyfoti1999: Hi Graham! This isn’t in replacement for FNPF is it?
PixelArtDragon: I just listened to The Devil WAP down to Georgia. Can there be a rule that if there's a mashup that's that good, it becomes the canonical version?
Megaparsec256: King Harald's revenge goes well with menace
TXC2: codyfoti1999 it is
flatluigi: they hit *with* a giant, does that count
codyfoti1999: Aw :( ty
Kivipaperisakset: a lot of thises were done
Alchemistmerlin: @bakerydragon LUL
Karfsma778: helps
beowuuf: To be fair we get this are LRL this weekend, so...
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Kivipaperisakset: do they have the mana for dargons?
bakerydragon: I came in during this game. Anyone know how Arena deals with putting snow basics into your deck? can you do as many as you want, or limited to what you draft?
bakerydragon: gotcha, thanks Graham
Kivipaperisakset: 'twas a nice run while it lasted
Tevildo: What are the teams?
TXC2: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: Team Whellhammer: Graham, Wheeler and Cameron. Team Baby Geniuses: Adam, James and Ben Ulmer. and Team Les Mullgunables: Kathleen, Nelson and Serge.
BurrPlaysGames: thats my one issue with the format, I wish there were just a bit more snow lands.
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:16:21.
nevermore913: you need a good top-deck draw
Karfsma778: Let's topdeck that saga
Diabore: inb4 land
Kivipaperisakset: does that do anything?
Diabore: holy, just looked at the standings again and its so much closer now
flatluigi: is that a 'you win?'
TXC2: kill the dragon man?
angus_the_chap: Oh nooo
MrTheWalrus: I think we made a mistake.
samu_btdp1985: kill the dragon
DanTheMediocre: autotapper why
angus_the_chap: The sequence was fight Inga first then attack and force the Dragonman chump
sprucebruce21: could've killed quakebringer!
Kivipaperisakset: ok den
rasterscan: Oof
Diabore: dob
rasterscan: Fudge
flatluigi: wait hang on
TXC2: well poop
sprucebruce21: ooooof
flatluigi: oh rip
Countjondi: this is one of those mistakes because you're used to indestructable not tapping, rather than a regenerate
Kivipaperisakset: it happens. You put on a good show
PendelSteven: :(
angus_the_chap: Bümmer
Diabore: happens to the best of us
Desruprot: they have it tap due to acting like a "fixed" regen
flatluigi: isn't the server about to go down
Lyciana: hey, i was your last opponent, ggs
Amritaz: sealed it is!
rasterscan: Red!
TXC2: TERGIRD!
flatluigi: hell yeah, sif
underhill33: oops all golgari
yeeyee642: tergrid fun
Desruprot: good ol Golgari
Diabore: thats not a lot of green
flatluigi: sif is SUCH a good card
Kivipaperisakset: ok express deck building
Diabore: maja
Kivipaperisakset: mana to splash something?
sblue333: withercrown?
flatluigi: pretender?
Amritaz: totes crown
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:20:21.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
doncon_1: what are the teams
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham
flatluigi: pretender naming elves?
TXC2: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: Team Whellhammer: Graham, Wheeler and Cameron. Team Baby Geniuses: Adam, James and Ben Ulmer. and Team Les Mullgunables: Kathleen, Nelson and Serge.
Kivipaperisakset: there's the reach spider...
Diabore: 2nd snakeskin?
rasterscan: GBR snow?
Micsig: duals?
doncon_1: adam and serge are on different teams
doncon_1: who do i root for now
kl01: Y'know I thought it'd make sense for ben to be on team hammer, he's also into warhammer
Robot_Bones: but whose team is Snerge on?
Diabore: whats the split?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Okay, just got back from a longer than planned detour based on your mention of DJ Cummberbund. Thank you.
Diabore: double feed too
TheAwkes: You can go with the Wheeler-style snow tribal instead of sticking to two colours.
obijam_: hi graham! hope youre having a good day.
F1SHOR: finally got to play with sarulf - its ridiculous
samu_btdp1985: any news on the update?
STALKERsoldiers: oh man i am following in to the whole that is DJ cumberbund.... Help me
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 03:00 PM PST (53m from now).
Raldy_Island: i love infernal pet
rf232: huey lewis and the news?
kl01: How does the point system work, is it 1 point a win?
Robot_Bones: yup and 2 bonus points for 7-x
PixelArtDragon: Well, my "forcing snow" attempt was not great, but I won two games and had boardstates with 10+ snow permanents and 0 non-snow permanents
Lyciana: yeah, it would habe been very close otherwise
Vampiricsloth: hey G how many dogecoins do you onw now?
Vampiricsloth: own*
Kivipaperisakset: that may, btw, have been the fastest I've ever seen a sealed deck be thrown together...
Lyciana: i had a giants amulet and the flash giant in hand
constablecrab: That background looks great.
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Kivipaperisakset: I'd buy some doge on a larf if I knew a really safe way to buy it...
jdarr5000: But Graham has one beej coin!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH speaking of giants i am reminded by the absolute best card in this set, for lore, the cautious Giant Coward
xherorush: mmm more cowards that cant block
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Craven Hulk
yeeyee642: finally, my coward tribal deck isnt a dream
Tom_Bruise: TIL swamps don't tap for green
DanTheMediocre: well autotap meant to hold weigh down up, with nothing in the bin
Diabore: auto tap prioritizes weigh down even when you have no ability to use it
Kivipaperisakset: all shapeshifters are cowards :D
yeeyee642: ofc helmed by norin the wary
bakerydragon: oofe and also doofe
Diabore: is that better or worse than oofa and doofa?
Kivipaperisakset: üfen und düfen
flatluigi: are you sure you're playing against a sealed pool and not a draft
RockPusher: jlrrCoolgame
bakerydragon: @Kivipaperisakset XD
proffapoluga: Coward Eldrazi Sponges
kl01: Don't forget eyes
lamina5432: i have a sealed deck with the giant and then the artifact that turns everything into a changling
adambomb625: Keep holding people
flatluigi: again?
STALKERsoldiers: It's not like you talk for a living or anything... oh wait
EvilBadman: Cue Botchamania "You talk to much" clip
bakerydragon: boy these straws sure seem stable and loadbearing.
Diabore: and dob
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Make it on fire.
CasaAJEgames: G I blame you for the mash up/dj cummerbund tunnel i am currently going down. also this dude really like macho man
Kivipaperisakset: but we're here for that velvety voice, G, magic's just an excuse
constablecrab: Use your golf commentator voice.
Diabore: stupid auto tapper
Snowcookies: RIV Graham
Robot_Bones: Just getting Dobbed on
SCHLORMPH: are we not donating our eyes anymore?
ritchards: going for the ole 0-3
Akaiatana: Titan your sphincters
bakerydragon: I mean yeah, you're not wrong @Kivipaperisakset
Diabore: big woof
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Snowcookies: Just make sure you have your adult eyes grown in by now
Akaiatana: Hey, thanks!
Kivipaperisakset: this is how magic should be commented... coverage take notes
yeeyee642: the largest woof in all 9 realms
constablecrab: Smash the (board) state!
STALKERsoldiers: is this the 4th BG deck in arow?
bakerydragon: @Snowcookies that tweet is so deeply cursed
Snowcookies: bakerydragon: ikr, the comments don't make it any better too
ricohard1986: I want to live in the magical christmas land where you get both sides of Tergrid in play at once...
kl01: That cards just a bolt to the dome every turn at worst, it's silly
Tom_Bruise: it's still 3 power in the air
STALKERsoldiers: wither it?
proffapoluga: Torment of Hailfire in a Jar
flatluigi: the UI for leaving up withercrown is rough
bakerydragon: yeah repeatable Torment of Hailfire does seem prety good (even if it is just one a time)
flatluigi: people are saying they have issues picking the correct side of it a bunch
Akaiatana: I keep hearing that lantern as 'turgid'
STALKERsoldiers: that thing is a beating
samu_btdp1985: tergrids lantern is fantastic
samu_btdp1985: what draft is this
wiigamer1995: !famjam
flatluigi: this one was a sealed
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean it does seem exciting...?
TehAmelie: better than a floppy lantern
constablecrab: Nobody likes a flaccid lantern.
wiigamer1995: does the champion get anything ?
lamina5432: can only watch all 9 for a bit
Kivipaperisakset: turgid - swollen and distended or congested. (in case someone else needed to look it up, had forgotten the exaxt definitoin)
STALKERsoldiers: it deals with the valk
constablecrab: A swole lantern
kl01: That lantern's so vascular
STALKERsoldiers: Foretell is such an amazing mechanic
constablecrab: This set seems like the most interesting one mechanically since Theros.
flatluigi: untap and do it again?
STALKERsoldiers: do it again?
proffapoluga: RIGHT IT ISNT JUST O.p.t.
TheAwkes: I'll last plenty, thanks.
STALKERsoldiers: I knw Tergrid's thing is fearm but JEEZ that is monstorous
Kivipaperisakset: @TheAwkes HA!
underhill33: Les Mulligànables are catching up to the Babies
TehAmelie: the lantern feels like a card that would have "does not untap in your untap step" in the old days
flatluigi: casual 9/9
flatluigi: !card sarulf
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sarulf's Packmate; Sarulf, Realm Eater
STALKERsoldiers: that is so rude Graham
BraveKingMax: Sarulf + Lantern is gross
TophTheHermit: What number event is this for you?
bakerydragon: dang
bakerydragon: WAIT the lantern has an untap ability ON IT?
Diabore: yup
bakerydragon: I did not finish reading that card
1158 raiders from NumotTheNummy have joined!
bakerydragon: yikes
Kivipaperisakset: the lantern is a big oof
proffapoluga: Is Tergrid the Hel analogy?
ninjaofv: numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
itsybitsystreams: That is a big doggo
shtevie3: numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
bowserstein: BLEH! What horrible blueberry cupcakes!
underhill33: holy crap
Undercode: your blueberry cupcakes are....
TheAwkes: Sarulf, the Big Getter.
smelio: numotHELLO Kenji says your blue berry cupcakes are the worst
AzurePure: numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
RoxasBennison: Kenji says your blueberry cupcakes are the worst.
J_Scales: numotHELLO
Rowgreen: Numot says he thinks your blueberry cupcakes
TehAmelie: it can be used on the opponent's turn too, right?
AdamJF84: numotYES numotYES
adambomb625: Lol the crown does nothing
memnarch6: I was informed by @NumotTheNummy that @LoadingReadyRun has fabulous blueberry cupcakes. Can you confirm, streamer? numotWOW
EriHeebs: numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
TheOneKalle: Kenji says your blueberry cupcakes are the worst.
iggy4mod: kenji said he ate a blueberry cupcake of yours and got food poisoning
quietestspike: those blueberry cupcakes tho
Diabore: 8 minutes go go go
Mai_Andra: ha HA: -3
Amritaz: wow u rude graham
STALKERsoldiers: Holy heck!
BraveKingMax: hail raiders
styro88: we've been informed of the worstness of your blueberry cupcakes
STALKERsoldiers: Hiya Kenji
Snowcookies: Welcome raiders
constablecrab: I bet what's really rude is whatever comes out when you feed "Tergrid's Lantern" into Rosewatta Stone
memnarch6: numotSAD
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
ritchards: lrrAWW
DanTheMediocre: crown technically gave us the option of removing the crown, making the untap bell kill absolute
Snowcookies: lrrAWESOME lrrAWW
iggy4mod: @memnarch6 RIP
Kivipaperisakset: ok now I need muffins for breakfast tomorrow morning
memnarch6: Well, I did the thing Kappa
Undercode: delay in audio and video?
Biggjudicem: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWW
Snowcookies: And then Chillpoint is next
Jturbobanana: Am I the only one with an audio/video desync issue?
Snowcookies: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Diabore: if you start a game can you finish or done is done?
AdamJF84: @Jturbobanana me too
Tom_Bruise: not gonna lie, it's getting closer between mulligiggles and brainbabies than I thought
iggy4mod: its friday POGGERS
niccus: did brainbies go through all 5 drafts or are they hitting a rough patch
tdawg1994: I've been playing on the mobile version i like it better than the computer
iggy4mod: it's okay my ears actually have a 50 millisecond delay so you are perfectly in sync
iggy4mod: Kappa
Robot_Bones: Just put on a mask and no one will be able to tell :^)
Amritaz: that's everything? you forgot to tell them about the very rude thing you did last game!
martian_kyo: No paper fight tonight. Damn, I missed this. I'd have hard time deciding whose stream to watch.
RandomTrivia: Graham can we have a ruling? Serge had to restart Arena and now it's updating does he get a time extension?
Kivipaperisakset: so that 4/2 has felt surprisingly useful...
David_Strid: graham is way too hot for kaldheim
ninjaofv: oops all equipment no creatures
DJHarshmallow: Any time my opponent emotes I take it as an insult and I don't know why
Kivipaperisakset: (oh, any reason not to use that arena twitch overlay thing?
martian_kyo: Yeah even hello is insulting
Desruprot: oh its the bolt hammer
TheM8: or like mjölnir
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Graham gets an extra half second due to the desync issue too, right? Use it well.
niccus: eat the bird
Kivipaperisakset: birbs are lethal; it is known
proffapoluga: it's also the same damage as bolt cause, yeah someone already said it
ninjaofv: and gg oppo
martian_kyo: I started using 'grab a leg' as an insult....it just feels insulting.
STALKERsoldiers: oops all removal
flatluigi: we take those
Diabore: 5 minutes to spare
kl01: Bird voltron is a strong theme in sealed
Wonderdoc: It returns to its owners hand, like mjölnir i love it
underhill33: wins are wins
Kivipaperisakset: hi all and welcome to Fast Magic (tm)
Snowcookies: RIV
KenDanger_: man i am happy i turned emotes off
Desruprot: yep it was
flatluigi: i mean serge has an extension
vrulg: buzzer beater
thegoatwhor: you have a very soothing voice
bakerydragon: mtg speedrun time
shea_wolfe: Now we see why LR is harsh on equipment
flatluigi: you get until when he's over
kainvalentine: tht was amazing! :)
pyronils80: you get it
bakerydragon: I hear the best strat is snapkeep 7
DevInsanity: Not doing a "I've started so I'll finish" style thing?
BraveKingMax: "vroom vroom" - A. Savidan, 2021
abrightlight: They're gonna get the " Did you have fun :( :) "
kl01: Do the not winners get ice cream from this one?
TheM8: good
bakerydragon: CAMERON
bakerydragon: yay
TheAwkes: If all three of you finish with a game win, and it makes 7 for one of you, you get to 38. That's something, right?
Juliamon: The team may not have won, but Wheeler still 7-x'd
abrightlight: never didn't not have it
RandomTrivia: Oh Cameron lrrAWW
Diabore: 1 minute!
ninjaofv: another quick win
Diabore: got there!
underhill33: yeaaaa
RockPusher: Beats the buzzer!
Kivipaperisakset: one more game!
RockPusher: lrrHORN
proffapoluga: Woo!
Desruprot: nice
Diabore: 30 seconds before the limit
Kivipaperisakset: 30 second win
flatluigi: you can finish the match
bakerydragon: GG
RandomTrivia: Why didn't you set up end of round procedures LUL
beowuuf: wow, this is like those old mtgo games where you finished with 2 and 8 seconds to go!
ak47al123: how horrible it feels to fight against a Terrific deck? I had one but I am thinking about not playing it anymore
Kivipaperisakset: we're in
Tom_Bruise: just nutdraw, G, let's go
kl01: Cheeky little last minute game
Amritaz: lul you're really skirting that graham
TehAmelie: i figured it would be over when Arena closed down
Kivipaperisakset: can the wheelhammer pull themselves out of last place?
Ryenji: LUL
ninjaofv: oh if you can win it you can tie up second place
STALKERsoldiers: you MIGHT MIGHT get 2nd place
bakerydragon: LUL
Amritaz: tergrid for the win
1y1e: the audience demanded one more
yeeyee642: lantern time
ak47al123: how horrible it feels to fight against a Tergrid deck? I had one but I am thinking about not playing it anymore
RockPusher: If G was clear on the plan, he would have easily started the game before time - we'll allow it!
RogueLink: James also started with Sealed to get quick wins in
BraveKingMax: oh no opponent! G has Wolf + Lantern
Kivipaperisakset: well well well, is that lantern or are you just happy to play magic?
STALKERsoldiers: yummy yummy mammoth meat
1y1e: MAMMAL BATTOTH, is that anything?
proffapoluga: oh I just noticed I had Cam's up at the same time.... jesus you ever heard someone talk over themselves?
ninjaofv: yup
andrew: would you like to play some cards, ber-ser-ker
ninjaofv: that card is a beating and a half
bootrice: Hello & much love from Germany!
rainbowleotard: can i have the multitwitch link
Diabore: 2 minutes left
bakerydragon: have there been any nicknames contenders come up over course of stream?
symphonicknight: It is too bad that Feed the Serpent does not feed Sarulf
Juliamon: !multitwitch
TehAmelie: let's go with Mammal Babboth
rainbowleotard: thanls
Kivipaperisakset: will you double block the wurm?
lamina5432: that UB zombie snow uncommon legend deals with the lantern well
Erix33: I lost a game to the lantern. I for like 5 turns I forgot that my foretold raven form could hit artifacts.
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ritchards: Darin Morgan?
PixelArtDragon: Woah. That's quite impressive.
kl01: I've run that UB zombie legend in a deck with 0 blue sources, because I could consistently bin it and revive it
Amritaz: 4-5 seconds?
Kivipaperisakset: omg
ninjaofv: we dead
niccus: rip
underhill33: the worst
Kivipaperisakset: that's rough
yeeyee642: ouch
BraveKingMax: rip
Kivipaperisakset: good games all in all
EvilBadman: The monkey paw curled on you G
bakerydragon: Thanks for the stream, this has been a lovely chill time (well apart from the WAP remix, that's wasn't too chill)
Amritaz: apparently double lindwurm is a good counter to the lantern
Vn497: oof
Kivipaperisakset: g'night all
RandomTrivia: Nice try Wheeler LUL
remyjette: is there still a FNPF tonight?
EvilBadman: Nope
RandomTrivia: @remyjette Nope
remyjette: ty
andrew: @bakerydragon im sorry the what now?
EvilBadman: A later Chillpoint today, though
NotCainNorAbel: It was a great show
yeeyee642: vorinclex cool
ninjaofv: yeah i'm going to catch alot of vods after this
ninjaofv: and by that i mean tommorow
bakerydragon: @andrew The Devil Wapped Down to Georgia it's AMAZING I heard about it from Graham, and Rafk
senshi5609 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
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GredGredmansson: Following Ben all day was a good choice
Easilycrazyhat: Sooooo close
Fr0Dough: Thats why james is so adiment that its over, his team ones
RandomTrivia: Well played everyone!
F1SHOR: thats a good day of magic
andrew: @bakerydragon oh yeah thats a good one!
Robot_Bones: I can't wait to watch all the VODs
Lord_ZYRK: \ BabyRage / \ seabatBRAIN / \ BabyRage / \ seabatBRAIN / \ BabyRage /
Mai_Andra: Golgari shigiHype
HundreydAundre: Oops. I mispelled Cameron's channel.
Tom_Bruise: oh the pain in Cameron's voice
flatluigi: !multitwitch
bakerydragon: @andrew I was not ready, and I don't think anything could have prepared me for it
HundreydAundre: @Tom_Bruise No. It's just me.
ninjaofv: LUL
F1SHOR: the real important plays
GredGredmansson: they're good hats, Brant
ninjaofv: ruined crown is indeed good LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hats, they'll get you there
bakerydragon: these are the tales I crave LUL
RockPusher: Hats on animals! wheelerMuldcb
RandomTrivia: Wheeler no! This isn't a Wingspan stream!
HundreydAundre: @Tom_Bruise I tried to grouped them my for my view and was off by one.
Favre_Studios: How is this being put on youtuve
RandomTrivia: This was a great stream idea
RockPusher: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
BraveKingMax: this was fun, thanks streamers
TehAmelie: well played
bakerydragon: thank you to all streamers and congrats to Baby Geniuses
bakerydragon: this has been so much fun
RandomTrivia: Dammit Adam!
Desruprot: look forward to watching the next
shendaras: GDPR
Vn497: I SHOWED YOU MY DATA, PLEASE RESPOND
ninjaofv: there should be a trophy next time LUL
Juliamon: Yeah, you have to bury that clause in the EULA
offbeatwitch: yes you can, websites do that all the time
Roscoe_DarkHorse: cheer1090 for 109 wins!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
STALKERsoldiers: That was amazing to watch!
Snowcookies: Thanks Graham
lirazel64: Bye all!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the streams, this was a lot of fun yeah
NotCainNorAbel: please do, it was a lot of fun
STALKERsoldiers: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART to G and the Crew!
bakerydragon: deeply lovely fun stream. Thanks Graham
pyronils80: it was a great event
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 03:00 PM PST (19m from now).
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream/s
CorvaxIsClever: jumping between so many streams is hard
Favre_Studios: How will this go on the YouTube
tyrew0rm: no to prep for friday night paper fight lrrBEEJ
SnowbirdMike: Thanks. Was great .
Ukon_Cairns: the was an enjoyable postpreprerelease
proffapoluga: infectious. now I wanna sealed
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, LRL HYPE
Snowcookies: Yay Live
serramarkov: Thanks! That was cool, see y'all later!
RandomTrivia: Something will happen!
volkenstachen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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Amritaz: awesome entertainment tonight!
Juliamon: Favre_Studios Only this one will be archived
PixelArtDragon: A Kingdom of Cards!
Wonderdoc: Wait what live is today?
Vn497: A Kingdom of Cards!
Juliamon: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
Nuurgle: this was super rad, and it was great seeing how well balanced the teams ended up being
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun do you want to run down their channels?
flatluigi: for the vod?
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
flatluigi: oh there it goes
Clear_Air_Turbulence: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaLove fionaLove fionaLove
beowuuf: fun stream, thanks graham"
Vn497: Byeeeee
flatluigi: i need to type faster :V
Orgmastron: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Technic_AL: great stream
AWildTransgirlAppeared: TransgenderPrideTransgenderPride
Snowcookies: Bye Graham
Mai_Andra: Their individual channels are also linked under the Team page for LoadingReadyRun.
shendaras: How are they going to do a VOD for this on the youtubes?
Roscoe_DarkHorse: later all! I'm gonna lurk in the Vods. Stay safe out there!
Juliamon: If Heather doesn't include links on the YT vod, someone will comment with them.
Juliamon: shendaras Just this stream, like a normal stream
Juliamon: Other players can upload to ther own YT archives if they have them and want to.
LunarJade: Only the LRR vod will go up on the LRRMTG channel. Other players will have to deal with their own YT archives as has always been the case.
RandomTrivia: AHHH!
PixelArtDragon: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always tired.
RockPusher: Hehehe, that confused the hell out of me
The_Quiet_Alestain: what?
mugulord: ???
omdorastrix: It's a LRR staple now! Yay!
Juliamon: G stealing Paul's bit
ritchards: Note "That's a bad miss" is from Snooker (Mitchell And Webb) not Golf!
Snowcookies: Is Graham trying to steal Paul's bit?
RandomTrivia: Nobody "owns" their bit any more, not since Ian's legal precedent stealing Adam's bit
LoadingReadyRun: Gimmick infringement? Me???
EvilBadman: @Juliamon I think that's just been for the last 20 years at this point
omdorastrix: It's an HOMAGE!
LunarJade: Hmmm... what this G is stealing stuff now?
LunarJade: Weird.
Snowcookies: Paul does it mostly to remind us we still have the stream open
PixelArtDragon: Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery?
Juliamon: lrrWOW
RomanGoro: Is there CP+ later today?
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 03:00 PM PST (12m from now).
LunarJade: It's not like others haven't done it before.
RomanGoro: Awesome
ritchards: Hi Heather!!!
LunarJade: I once took over the mic mid commercial during one of Beej's streams. Not that any of you can prove it.
ButButTheJesus: woo chankpank
LunarJade: :p
beowuuf: perfect crime :)
beowuuf: I thought CP+ was 45 mins, cool. I might be able to stay awake!
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TheMerricat: Evening chat! I crashed real early, how did the FamJam go?
Juliamon: Went great! Final tally was really close between all three teams.
Snowcookies: It went well
Snowcookies: The winners were the fan faves
beowuuf: very fun
TheMerricat: Thats awesome, but @Snowcookies wasn't the entire line up fan faves? :P
Snowcookies: I didn't know if you wanted a spoiler or not :P
TheMerricat: Hehe I'll catch up on the VOD once I wake up fully thanks for thinking of me :D
Juliamon: Multiple folks 7-x'd, which is awesome
r10pez10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 03:00 PM PST (3m from now).
r10pez10: saturday morning checkpoint plus entertainment
r10pez10: 7-X is wow
beowuuf: and we still have an LRL to look forwards to aswell this weekend!
TheMerricat: I wonder if the IRS has figured out the tax forms for 2020 yet. I need to figure out how to report that I was dead broke and completely incomeless.
The_Cakemeister: Unemployment has a tax form, I believe.
TheMerricat: UE isn't incomeless tough :)
The_Cakemeister: F
The_Cakemeister: But in any case, under like 10K doesn't need to fiiile.
TheMerricat: And since I still made enough in 2019 before I got let go, I didn't get any stimulus money, which is why I even have to report for 2020
badpandabear: In 2019 I didn’t file taxes because I didn’t have enough income, but that may be delaying my COVID relief check now
OriginalGarwulf subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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Juliamon: one of the very few benefits of being on SS/disability is not needing to file
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TheMerricat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
LunarJade: Pretty lights
TheMerricat: Yeah, @Juliamon I guess that's a silverlining. :)
RockPusher: Time for StonksPoint! tqsStonks