LordShadner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian’s going to broaden his racing experience by taking on a two-season challenge in Project Cars 2. Game: Project Cars 2) at Sun 01:00 PM PST (11m from now).
DarkMorford pokes head into chat
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian’s going to broaden his racing experience by taking on a two-season challenge in Project Cars 2. Game: Project Cars 2) at Sun 01:00 PM PST (3m from now).
DarkMorford: Zoom zoom
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Bobtheninjagoldfish: o/
TXC2: title change
Bobtheninjagoldfish: PIT CREW; Check in.
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
margieargie: Contact, lap time invalidated
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: margieargie you're not the boss of me Kappa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: RAcing too fast Lap time invalidated.
CaptainSpam: Welcome, race fans!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Last track day on Play it Forward in Project Cars 2. Let’s take our newfound skills and have some fun out there! http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtFst4dVgAAyrH0.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1355984502577786880
NotCainNorAbel: lrrIAN lrrAWESOME
margieargie: Has Ian said what he plans to do, or is it gonna be "figure it out as he goes along"?
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TXC2: pretty sure "figure it out" is Ian's Default mode :p
DarkMorford: I wouldn't have it any other way.
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lode1: @TXC2 figgiritout... (had to make the letterkenny reference.)
TXC2: lode1 fair
62MGcobra: one wonderful race followed by another wonderful race. nice
CaptainSpam: zooooom!
TXC2: here we GO!
wolvsbane: lrrIAN
lode1: o
TXC2: Hello Ian
TheAinMAP: Hello.
CAKHost: Hai!
lode1: Ahoy-hoy! (in an ad break right now)
TXC2: ooooh
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
margieargie: One Hour LRRMans
CaptainSpam: Get GANT on!
62MGcobra: in the spirit id say daytona but LRRmans also good
CAKHost: We got a speed run of Desert Bus, we are now getting a speed run of LRRman's? 2021 is going to spoil us!
Snowcookies: Joy button
Jeezy56: ooh ye olde Hockenheim
CaptainSpam: Gear Up and Gear Down are still bonud to buttons 1 and 0?
CaptainSpam: Aha, cool.
margieargie: At least it's not "accelerator works, brake doesn't", that'd be Fun...
Gen2Gengar: So now you have a real stick?
frnknstn: what car is this?
TXC2: this car is gonna have WAY more power then the GT we've been using
lode1: @frnknstn Porsche Can-Am
richard_ermen: Ohh, Play it Forward! I love watching Ian being the "Buddha of Moving Forward" ^^
SnowBuddy18: @frnknstn Porsche 917/10 Can-Am
TXC2: we're doing 120KPH in GEAR ONE!
SnowBuddy18: almost 140
TXC2: the engine casually doing 7000 RPM :p
CaptainSpam: Those rear view mirrors tho
SnowBuddy18: love that 7000 RPM engine sound
Saunabath: You'll have crazy amount of grip, that can be lost at a snap of the finger
LuveenW: yo this is a good bonus! I thought yesterday was the final day. Definitely not complaining though!
Jeezy56: and back onto the bit of the track you know
TXC2: downforce is a harsh mistress
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave Where are we racing today?
CaptainSpam: Good GOD, man.
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 today we're in a CanAm car
SnowBuddy18: Hockenheim
Jeezy56: HOckenheim, but the old track
lode1: Reminder that Can-Am was the racing series that birthed the Chaparral 2J
RandomTrivia: Hello race fans! Is this a high-end LeMans car?
SnowBuddy18: casual 250km/h in 3rd
lode1: The Infamous FAN CAR
TXC2: RandomTrivia it's a CanAm car
DarkMorford: But I bet this car would be great for catching people trying to walk to a coffee shop. :p
Gen2Gengar: This race is a death trap
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford katesLol
CaptainSpam: No practice run, either. Just jump in and GO GO GO!
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, old-timey highend race cars
TXC2: lode1 who needs downforce when you have a VACUUM under the car eh? :p
RandomTrivia: (yes, I had to look them up)
MagisterMystax: If you drove one of these cars on the highway (and obeyed speed limits and other traffic rules) how Bad would it be?
SodaTAddict: bonk
mr_yarget: first time I drove this car, I yelled "A" then died.
RandomTrivia: Watch out for the- never mind
thetoastmonster: oohhh we dead
Gen2Gengar: I actually jumped
RandomTrivia: Excuse me?
TXC2: lrrEFF that wall in paticular
margieargie: Well there went most of the car, I think
TheAinMAP: Thump indeed.
CaptainSpam: That is 100 damage. That is ALL of the damage to the front and rear.
BlackIsis: I don't think you're getting the deposit back on this one.
SnowBuddy18: you *might* have an issue with your aero Ian
SodaTAddict: i think we no longer have a chassis
TXC2: less, it's looking less
DarkMorford: RIP Yorri. And the rest of the car.
thetoastmonster: didn't there used to be more car
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Driosenth: you're driving in just the frame
SodaTAddict: feel that breeze!
mr_yarget: you have been promoted to aero, sir.
MagisterMystax: The front fell off
CaptainSpam: Yorri and all of Yorri's friends bailed on you!
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: less weight, faster speed
Wolfstrike_NL: Uhm...this is f..fine...right?
Juliamon: Front ends are *handwave*
TXC2: it's litter now, that means it's faster now Kappa
TXC2: *lighter
niccus: what exactly is the pit crew supposed to do in this case
SnowBuddy18: @niccus buy a new car
DarkMorford: Ian, is the front *supposed* to fall off?
lode1: Coulda driven a Group 5 car.
Juliamon: TXC2 It is also litter
margieargie: @niccus They're wizards, they'll be fine
TXC2: Juliamon indeed :p
Driosenth: It turns like my suburban
TXC2: I like how we still do 80KPH
RandomTrivia: Let them work their magic
TXC2: for fun Ian
Snowcookies: pit wizards is the name of my punk band
Gen2Gengar: How many people died driving those hell machines
CaptainSpam: Wait, we don't get a free Egg Melt?
RandomTrivia: Klerbei?
SnowBuddy18: KLERBEL?
Stoffern: You cant eat Brakeson!
Snowwraith: This might take a while to fix.
margieargie: No Sekarb
lode1: Coulda driven a Porsche 935.
BlackIsis: How long does it take them to rebuild a frontend?
SnowBuddy18: poof, a front end
Bobtheninjagoldfish: No Egmelt? gonna leave 1 star on yelp
TXC2: Gen2Gengar enough that we don't have this any more
mr_yarget: There is time to send it.
thetoastmonster: wow how long does it take them to completely rebuild the front third of the car??
SnowBuddy18: @thetoastmonster it's already there
Juliamon: Car tag was AMAZING.
Snowcookies: Procrastinating on class projects
PharaohBender27: That was awesome!
TXC2: Car Tag was Fantastic
mr_yarget: I'm doing pretty good, Ian.
Snowcookies: it was fun
thetoastmonster: @SnowBuddy18 they work fast, now they're just stalling for time
CaptainSpam: Car Tag was amazing.
xantos69: I want more Car Tag
DarkMorford: How many of them could you catch in *this* car, Ian? Kappa
Jeezy56: I look forward to seeing the vod, I've been watching the Daytona 24h which was great
TXC2: I love that Beej found NOBODY :p
Juliamon: Maybe not in such humid weather next time, eh
GrumblingMoblin: maybe on a dry, overcast day
lode1: Cheer50 Going to watch the FTF 500 on BottomSplit tonight!
BlackIsis: I think you might not win this race
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: I spent the first part of my day dealaing with phone service nonsense and then the rest of my day moving stuff. So tired lol
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I felt bad for Wheeler, because if he hadn't run into Ben he might not have gotten caught
RandomTrivia: Perhaps we should introduce ourselves to the tire wall a little more gently next time
mr_yarget: hey, the parts where you had all your car was pretty good.
MagisterMystax: gotta go fastt
CaptainSpam: That's one way to get back on the track.
BlackIsis: I have to say, 2.5 minutes to rebuild half the car is pretty good
DarkMorford: Also, I'm getting an Oculus Quest 2 tomorrow. Looking forward to trying out some VR games.
RandomTrivia: @BlackIsis It all just clips together, like a gunpla
TXC2: good breaks too
RandomTrivia: Wow this thing GOES
Wolfstrike_NL: Hello wall! you got of easy, this time!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so... I seem to remember the other car having lines on the ground...
Snowwraith: Turns out it goes real fast when it has a front. And back.
lode1: Note, this car has over 1000 Horsepower.
RandomTrivia: This car is too old to have a HUD, it's in flavour
MagisterMystax: 2 laps down when we're on second lap seems deece
TXC2: if I'm 2 laps down, don't tell me that I'm 2 laps down :p
Branston567: Is this old Hockenheim?
Gen2Gengar: it is
Snowwraith: I appreciate they did record a voice line for "two laps behind".
TXC2: Branston567 yes
Branston567: Thats so surreal
RandomTrivia: @Snowwraith They say Ian coming
RandomTrivia: *saw
lode1: yes, over a thousand horsepower. that's how crazy Can-Am cars got.
mr_yarget: I miss old Hockenheim of my yesteryears.
RandomTrivia: With your "enthusiastic" driving
CaptainSpam: Dang.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Engine or gearbox? Or did you manage to do both?
TXC2: probably both
MagisterMystax: Whoever puts down these tire walls in the middle of the road is a murderer
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Is Ian the destroyer of mechanical creations?
Snowcookies: This car noise is loud
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wow those brakes are good
RandomTrivia: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea Have you ever watched TTSF? :p
thetoastmonster: I wish there was a way to feel the g-force because I bet it would be incredible
mr_yarget: I wonder if there is a mod to have a guy say "Samir, you are breaking the car!" ?
lode1: @Snowcookies Can-Am cars are loud.
TXC2: these G-Forces would legit brake you neck
margieargie: The part where Ian slammed straight into the wall at like 150 KPH wouldn't be good to feel...
DarkMorford: If we had the telemetry app hooked up we could see what sort of G-force he's pulling :p
TXC2: margieargie I imagine you wouldn't feel much of it at all :p
RandomTrivia: If we had the telemetry app hooked up it would be telling us the g-force numbers are "NO"
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I was just going to say I had a fear of break fade on that straight away
Branston567: Yeah definitely standing on my stance of I prefer new Hockenheim. Old was gorgeous and seeing cars belt it through the woods was amazing but the safety concerns coupled with the way it destroys engine means its just not sustainable
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: But my fear was too late
RandomTrivia: Pitstops are like sideboarding, they're an admission of defeat
Snowcookies: Can "Never pit, never surrender" be an advice, please?
MagisterMystax: g forces in this car are measured in Sun gravity, not Earth gravity
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I don't wanna know what that front axle look like
margieargie: I'm surprised there is one there at this point
RandomTrivia: Probably doesn't look much like a front axle any more
TXC2: like a pair of pretzels Kappa
lode1: @RandomTrivia unless your in a long enough race where you actually have to change tires and refuel.
DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia I saw a picture a while back of one of those roadside sensors that shows you fast you're approaching it that was Photoshopped to just say "DAMN" :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: now we need to get this car to a certain airstrip....
NightWingMistHawk: Has Ian officially become The Stig?
RandomTrivia: @DarkMorford LUL
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: It might be in several pieces, or look like Southern rail equipment after Sherman came thru. . .
MagisterMystax: Back to the pit!
RandomTrivia: Welp
lode1: @NightWingMistHawk No but Ben Collins is the Race engineer.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian: SUGGESTED LINE
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I think you broke it Ian
Snowcookies: jlrrPit
Branston567: you were lapped twice in a 6 lap race lol
RandomTrivia: Suggested line: just don't
NightWingMistHawk: Iode1 Fair enough :D
Branston567: Mugelo so goood
mr_yarget: yes!
TXC2: lets do it!
SodaTAddict: country roooooads
DarkMorford: Ian: I'm getting an Oculus Quest 2 tomorrow. Have any VR recommendations?
mr_yarget: *visible excitment*
Snowcookies: !findquote dream
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: IAN: Suggested line
innovativemethods: Highway 1 is SO GOOD.
TXC2: I wonder if this is gonna fell like GTAV to me :p
lode1: Porsche 959? a REgular car? NO IT IS NOT
innovativemethods: Just choose a car you like, and just run it.
TXC2: *feel
SodaTAddict: it's a "production" car that makes it regular, right
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: This is gonna make me regret moving to Toronto instead of the Bay Area isn't it
mr_yarget: The Porsche 959, too awesome for america.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Yeah it is windy out and I about to see pretty California.
innovativemethods: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea This game is unrealistic; it removes the traffic :P
cannibalveggan: Track
margieargie: Good start!
TXC2: good Start
SnackPak_: lrrAWW
CaptainSpam: And that's the race! Good show!
Tidom_Kamf: Nice
TXC2: !clips
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Wolfstrike_NL: DQ!
xantos69: How's that race going?
Saunabath: lrrHORN
MagisterMystax: Any% speedrun
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @innovativemethods Ha that would require not being in the humanities and being able to afford a car!
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LordZarano: Great racing Ian :)
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wolvsbane: lrrFINE
frnknstn: When Ian shifts gear forcefully, his camera wobbles slightly giving a wonderful visceral feeling
SodaTAddict: what is that hatchback car that is currently leading
mr_yarget: Lancer: Lanced.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian 'PIT' Horner
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 I looked away for ONE MINUTE
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Works for both uses of the word pit
TXC2: lap time invalidated in a one lap race: poo butts
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia katesLol
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lap time invalid.. IN A ONE LAP RACE
RandomTrivia: Are we Touge-ing?
Wolfstrike_NL: Bright side, we're already 16% of the way there
RandomTrivia: Or is that the downhill one, I can never remember
Jeezy56: could really do with a co-driver for this
RedPhoenixCasts: street race?
CaptainSpam: Don't worry, Ian, you're driving better than a lot of us Californians. Kappa
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
TXC2: RedPhoenixCasts yes
RedPhoenixCasts: where?
TXC2: RedPhoenixCasts California route 1
RandomTrivia: Only a quarter of the way through, too
RedPhoenixCasts: Oh lawd...
niccus: does this have the part that just washed out
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Can the codriver be Beej and can we not give Beej any notes before hand just like a teleprompter? Just so he is as in the dark as Ian but with maybe a 1 sec head start?
frnknstn: This track has old-school need for speed vibes, this is clearly the kind of road 1990s racing game makers used for "research"
RedPhoenixCasts: and what is Ian driving?
LadyAiluros: hello carfriiends!
TXC2: RedPhoenixCasts porche 959
TXC2: hello LadyAiluros welcome
RedPhoenixCasts: mmm
RedPhoenixCasts: I have some concerns.
TXC2: only some?
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Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I forgot there was a button to press
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RandomTrivia: Hey there LadyAiluros
CaptainSpam: "CONTACT: Lap time even more invalidated"
RedPhoenixCasts: okay @TXC2 i have LOTS of concerns
SnowBuddy18: Ian, don't look over here, there's absolutely NOTHING interesting going on
RandomTrivia: I like to think the "Lap Time Invalidated" messages just back up until he has several races-worth
Wolfstrike_NL: 77 concerns?
niccus: so an option is to attempt this track, raining, at night
CaptainSpam: Scenic LOOKOUT!!!!
RandomTrivia: Look at all the space we have to play with!
RedPhoenixCasts: firstly... Ian... why?
Wolfstrike_NL: We're halffway theereeeeeee..whoohoo
CaptainSpam: Ah, the Greenden Gate Bridge.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I kinda want to see this sort of track but the I-5 coming out of Oregon just so Ian could speed by some confused inspectors at the agricultural inspection station.
SnowBuddy18: where are we now?
frnknstn: 180 KM/h in fourth gear? Drives practically like a potato
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: "Why is that Canadian going so fast and what happened to the front of his car"
BlackIsis: yikes
Jorsh029: Hiya! What we driving today?
SnowBuddy18: game, how can my lap time be invalidated in a race that doesn't have laps?
mr_yarget: @Jorsh029 Porsche 959
CaptainSpam: I mean, in the couple years I've lived in the Bay Area, I'm glad they haven't yet shut down the entire highway to let a road race go through. :-)
RedPhoenixCasts: Sorry Ian, i have no help for this track.
Jorsh029: Nice!
LadyAiluros: ow
RandomTrivia: Big air!
TXC2: some Dukes of Harzard level air there
rocketjohn: the engine was at the front for a moment there...
mr_yarget: ow.
RandomTrivia: Does that look like a hole where the engine used to be?
TXC2: I'm sorry Front engine? IN A PORCHE?!
TheAinMAP: Oooh.
mr_yarget: Ian! You are exposing your frunk!
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @CaptainSpam To be fair shutting down the Bay to run a road race thru it would somehow be less annoying than working on Market Street, at GLBT Historical Society during Pride which I did. . .
SnowBuddy18: no, it's rear engine
Jeezy56: I will accept mid engine, but no further forward than that
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the fact your licence is WMD as in Weapon of Mass Destruction is not lost on me.
jesse_reynolds: can you do a kickflip in a car
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Gredora: car go vrooooooom
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CaptainSpam: Honestly, I should drive up the coast sometime, now that I live out here.
niccus: thonk
Branston567: Porsche cars bar the extrem ones are all rear engined
RandomTrivia: Remember when we had a front bumper? Yeah, we don't have that any more
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
teavian: F
CaptainSpam: LUL
BlackIsis: I am pretty sure if this was properly modeled you'd be at the bottom of the Bay at this point
PharaohBender27: f
rocketjohn: oh dear.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Jorsh029: Center island goes "BONK"
fastlane250: took a third option
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Go up to point Rayes @CaptainSpam such a good day trip.
CranstonSnord: and now the engine is in the passenger seat
ScurvyMitch: thegam139Fine
Unpronounceable: That's what happen when you try to choose both
DeM0nFiRe: Hey your windshield has a pretty sweet spiderweb design on it, I didn't know they made windshields like that Kappa
RedPhoenixCasts: so what did we learn Ian?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Make a rhythm game that uses a theremin.
Wolfstrike_NL: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
SnowBuddy18: never let Ian drive
Juliamon: rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont
TXC2: !findquote learn
LRRbot: Quote #1789: "I don't want to learn stuff, I want to go home!" —Alex [2016-02-12]
Jeezy56: fun to drive though, it reminds me of NFS Porsche 2000
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, a Ferrari to smash up! :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: we have to do at least one F1 lap Ian.
SnowBuddy18: hold up, a practice?
rocketjohn: are there offroads in this?
Branston567: Fiorano?
TXC2: an FXX? this should be FAST!
SnowBuddy18: I second Ian in an open wheel racer
rocketjohn: yay, imola
MagicaKing: Is it just me or do you want a hyper realistic racing game where you have to pay for fuel and damages?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Branston567: Oh of course its Imola
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian can learn to do a Finnish Flick on the fly right? He'll do great in rally!
RedPhoenixCasts: This car is gonna be INSANELY fast ian, dont overspeed
Saunabath: It's always an option to have a custom race. Maybe go around Nordschleife in winter
TXC2: yeap, nothing bad happened at Imola :p
SnowBuddy18: @Saunabath at night, in the snow
RandomTrivia: A little bit of sideways, as a treat
Gen2Gengar: There are way too many types of race cars
rocketjohn: has you suggested line thingy gone away?
TXC2: rocketjohn it's turned off
RedPhoenixCasts: the thing with this wheel ian is theres light up shifters. id recommmend shifting when they all light up
rocketjohn: ah, challenge mode
RandomTrivia: Meh, that corner is optional
SnowBuddy18: Mr. Steward, we're 20 seconds off the time, it's fine
RandomTrivia: That DID look expensive
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Thus far most of the crashes even tho not simulated have at least appeared to be non-fatal to the Ian inside
Snowcookies: aren't all racecars expensive pieces of equipement?
Jeezy56: I forget, is this car a hybrid?
TXC2: Jeezy56 I don't think so, no
Snowcookies: Car too fast, plz nerf
RandomTrivia: What would it be a hybrid with? A bike?
rocketjohn: 80km/h in 1st
rocketjohn: RandomTrivia a milk float.
RandomTrivia: @rocketjohn Now THAT I would pay good money to see
Snowcookies: electric and blood
Jeezy56: ah no just a 6.3L V12
RedPhoenixCasts: Didnt the FXXK come with paddle shifters?
RedPhoenixCasts: not a shifter gearbox?
TXC2: Gods why was ridding a milk float as a kid the funest thing when you could WALK faster? :p
RandomTrivia: I can picture it now: The World Milk Float Racing Championship
RedPhoenixCasts: ah yes... 7th gear
RandomTrivia: F1 tracks but raced with milk floats
mr_yarget: I'd give my spare kidney for one of those homes.
TXC2: sounds like a Top Gear Segment
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Novelty is vyer powerful
Jeezy56: oh wait no if this is the FXXK then is is a hybrid, the regular FXX is not
RedPhoenixCasts: Ferarri's Secret tech, v12s with 7th gear.
TXC2: RandomTrivia indeed it is
RandomTrivia: WHY?! It doesn't need that!
TXC2: more gears = faster
RedPhoenixCasts: yep
rocketjohn: ferrari thought differently
RedPhoenixCasts: gear ratios
TehAmelie: stupid turns, what did roads ever do to deserve those
Snowcookies: more gears more chaos
RedPhoenixCasts: POWAH
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: All gears or no gears no middle
RandomTrivia: Is there any track in the world with a straight long enough to actually use 7th gear in it's optimal range?
rocketjohn: and they have some experience in these matters
RedPhoenixCasts: @RandomTrivia yes, multiple tracks.
Snowcookies: ROads should only be straight lines
RandomTrivia: In a car like this?
RedPhoenixCasts: Oh yeah
RandomTrivia: You would need a straight a couple of miles long
RedPhoenixCasts: *cough daytona backstretch*
TXC2: this car accelerates FAST!
RedPhoenixCasts: Talladega Backstretch
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Corgo100 Corgo100 it's been great fun to be part of the pit crew for this one, Ian. Well done. Gonna miss Race times. it's been a really nice way to zen out at the weekends. Thank you
JohnLockeCole: Hello all, how are the Cars?
TXC2: hello JohnLockeCole welcome
RandomTrivia: Hey JohnLockeCole
RandomTrivia: This car seems to like the gravel traps and side walls
JohnLockeCole: the handling seems not great
RedPhoenixCasts: @TXC2 What was the test track that Top Gear went to, i think 7th is EASILY possible on that.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I feel like Ian in a Group B Rally would be. . . Interesting.
SnowBuddy18: it's adhering to Enzo's original vision
RedPhoenixCasts: Ian... SLOWER IS FASTER for this car.
SnowBuddy18: expensive and undrivable with speed
RandomTrivia: *tiny bonk*
JohnLockeCole: right, it can't do a tight corner at 140
JohnLockeCole: but who can really?
TXC2: the problem is that Ian can't react fast enough to drive this car to it's full potential
Saunabath: One thing is, this car actually has flappy padel gear shift
RedPhoenixCasts: Im glad you realized it now, cuz im 90 percent sure this didnt come with a standard gearbox.
rocketjohn: i think it's fair to use flappy where the car has them
rocketjohn: the hands on screen are using flaps
RedPhoenixCasts: braking point for that chicane is like halfway back up that straight
TheMerricat: evening chat :)
RandomTrivia: This car is like me with responsibilities: "I'll try doing stuff.... tomorrow"
SnowBuddy18: those are interesting (presumable) turn signals
RandomTrivia: I love that we gained 10s on the fastest lap by NOT leaving the track at that previous corner
RedPhoenixCasts: um
RedPhoenixCasts: like i could say that for A LOT of things
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: "Machines designed to kill human beings" that sounds more like a MiG to me, or the F-35. . .
innovativemethods: it's opt-in death!
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Both are designed to kill their pliots
RandomTrivia: Hey there Merricat
RandomTrivia: At least the tyres are staying warm
RAR____: yo
innovativemethods: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea add the f-22 to that list. it got real close a bunch of times.
RedPhoenixCasts: woo... nasty oversteer
SnowBuddy18: you did fine, you didn't need that last lap, trust me
TheMerricat: I still think Project Cars would be better with the option to install machine guns.
RandomTrivia: "Congrats on not dying out there!"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a formula 1 lap or 2.
RandomTrivia: Thanks race director
CoffeeHamster: ooo group b
SnowBuddy18: trucks
Jeezy56: Quattro tho
RandomTrivia: Yeah, let's make some SIDEWAYS
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @innovativemethods I still remember going from the nice kind F-86 Sabre to the MiG-21 in DCS and landing it after tooling around and landing being like "I was the victim of an attempted homocide"
MagisterMystax: This one looks funny
RedPhoenixCasts: Honestly. Its the one time i encourage sliding Ian...
CoffeeHamster: happy royal rumble day chat
RedPhoenixCasts: trophy and rally.
TXC2: !break
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SnowBuddy18: chat, I have a cat on my lap, how am I supposed to cycle fluids?
Zhalkir: I recently picked up the game myself, was disappointed to see it didn't have any subarus for its rally side of things
TehAmelie: aggreviate your cellular perspiration?
JohnLockeCole: SnowBuddy18 I suggest getting someone to bring you a drink, as for output.... umm ... well.. do you have portable equipent
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TehAmelie: wish i could remember how fast you're supposed to drink water optimally. 2 cl/15 minutes or something
TXC2: I know you are supposed to sip water
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: just IV the water directly into the blood stream. that seems like the optimum method
SnowBuddy18: water shots
Jeezy56: yes, sip water and gulp down tea like there's no tomorrow
DarkMorford crushes a Dew
DarkMorford: That's basically water, right? :p
TehAmelie: of course you can look at the desert beduins who just wet their lips with damp cloth measured to the heat
MagisterMystax: How is all the menu music in this game so dramatic?
TehAmelie: how increased epicosity?
MagisterMystax: This one sounds like some kind of very intense cyberpunk movie's soundtrack
PharaohBender27: @MagisterMystax I know, right?
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TXC2: and we're back
RandomTrivia: Seems a smidge unnecessary
Jorsh029: Let's go sideways in some silly trucks!
Jeezy56: Gripped! Sorted! Let's offroad!
RandomTrivia: Square box on wheels time!
Jeezy56: I'm sure that's a reference everyone will get...
TXC2: lrrEFF ing around and finding out
RandomTrivia: We're doing SCIENCE is what we're doing
Bobtheninjagoldfish: did my bits not go through?
RandomTrivia: LUL
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SnowBuddy18: love that tire squash
PharaohBender27: Again! katesLol
margieargie: As is traditio now
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian cannot wait to start hating trucks
TXC2: Gods I hope we get a 3rd one of those
TehAmelie: Destroy All Trucks 2021
Zhalkir: uh
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Physics appears to have occured
margieargie: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
rocketjohn: uh.. physics?
Jorsh029: lol, did we accidentally start a Mariokart race?
draxov: Ian is on the fury road!!!
TehAmelie: if you can make them all retire, will you also have to retire yourself to eleminate all trucks?
RandomTrivia: Ian IS the fury road
rocketjohn: that's because they're heavy and slow
RandomTrivia: *slow, gentle bonk*
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SnowBuddy18: I thought this was supposed to be an offroad race
ky0dar: ian is a war boy, we've known this for years
TehAmelie: since 2015, when war boys were invented
Jeezy56: it does look fun
margieargie: Does that make this an honorary non-truck?
SnowBuddy18: you hate trucks usually
SnowBuddy18: convoooooyyyy!
rocketjohn: that was for your previous out of bounds that you didn't slow down to take account of
CaptainSpam: The track limits were made to be broken, Race Director!
draxov: there ain't no limits for my truck!
Zhalkir: the directors just ahte fun
TXC2: engine oil is getting hot
margieargie: If I wanted to be penalized for unsafe driving I'd be on a real road!
Jeezy56: an auspicious finish
TXC2: Ian Crossing the line twice here Kappa
Zhalkir: LUL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @LoadingReadyRun did my bits go through? Wanna make sure Teitch didn;t eat them.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TehAmelie: wonderful
SnowBuddy18: okay, that needs to be clipped
MagisterMystax: Beautiful finish
TehAmelie: you're saying that wasn't fun? xD
Bobtheninjagoldfish: RAM ALL THE THINGS
SnowBuddy18: you were on track when you passed them
Jeezy56: how are you at 75% damage already, did they just run it back?
CaptainSpam: "Penalty assessed, countermeasures launched."
SnowBuddy18: 30 seconds?????
amras0x00: 30 seconds in a 4 lap race at that
margieargie: I think the race directors have money on Ian coming in last.
Jeezy56: now to build a 30s advantage
SnowBuddy18: we're going to finish first and come in last
MatthewDennisMTG: I'm not much of a car guy but it's fun to watch Ian play this game
CaptainSpam: That +30s penalty is just Ian flipping off the race director, with a perfectly Doppler-shifted "I don't caaaaaaaare!" as he passes. :p
RandomTrivia: LUL CaptainSpam
KevinTheShark: I just got here, is this an important lap for Ian? hes being awfully quiet
RandomTrivia: @KevinTheShark Just another new track
Jeezy56: trucc
SnowBuddy18: Ian's trying to win the race and come in last
niccus: he's in something that resembles first place
amras0x00: @KevinTheShark he's doing this lap forwards this time!
Gen2Gengar: It's a track he's not familiar with, in a truck that he's not familiar with
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hs in FIRST.. physcially
graal_smith: Here he comes, here comes Stream Racer, he's an Ian on wheels!
PhoebeTheGrey: I don't want to alarm you Ian but it seems you have somewhat less car than usual here
SnowBuddy18: he has more trucc though
MatthewDennisMTG: t r u c c
RandomTrivia: Yes. The """""win"""""
margieargie: Oh come on race director, what NOW
TehAmelie: what is that web obscuring the left view anyway?
amras0x00: why is there a speed limit on racing
RandomTrivia: Window mesh
graal_smith: Wait, slow down or receive a penalty?
MatthewDennisMTG: wholesome game narrator
SnowBuddy18: webbing to keep us in, like in NASCAR
TXC2: the slow down is to compensate for cutting the track
CaptainSpam: "Brilliant finish, absolutely brilliant. Shame about the penalty."
Jeezy56: that was the best trucking I've ever seen
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Nice lap!
RandomTrivia: LUL
MatthewDennisMTG: how did you earn a 30 sec penalty?
KevinTheShark: He's improving!
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian may hate trucks
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: But trucks love Ian!
JadedCynic: ^^^^
TXC2: would have won by 4 secs there
TXC2: Group B HYPE!
fastlane250: that car looks familiar
SnowBuddy18: @MatthewDennisMTG the race director hates him and decided his mild track cutting was egregious, wanting him to give up 2 positions he took before the cutting
JadedCynic: No, Ian - Trucks LOVE you <3
rocketjohn: No jumpy!
Mattmitchell45: We Lap in a Society
MatthewDennisMTG: @SnowBuddy18 thanks for the explanation, down with the race director
Jeezy56: let's go quattro
draxov: Quattro time
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian will die on the way to hospital due to the wheel being inside his brain
TehAmelie: hey, cars that go brrr
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: This will be fun
myytgryndyr: what's the joke lap?
CaptainSpam: Already invalidated. A new record!
MatthewDennisMTG: Ian's racing game face is an honest joy
myytgryndyr: joker*
SnowBuddy18: a longer lap you have to take once in a rally cross race
juanpuma01: Hi
RandomTrivia: Hey there juanpuma01
TXC2: hello juanpuma01 welcome
SnowBuddy18: I *think* that was the joker lap Ian
CaptainSpam: You're doing this one well, honestly.
Texan_Reverend: This is actually going really well so far.
draxov: wow this thing grips
RandomTrivia: This little thing has quite a kick to it
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I feel bad for the gearbox
SnowBuddy18: Ian, you're doing the wrong lap
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia 'hot hatches' can be DANGEROUSLY fun :)
rocketjohn: you jokered more than once?
rocketjohn: oops.
rocketjohn: i didn't see where they split was tbh
margieargie: Now you'll have to do a Batman lap to compensate
Texan_Reverend: Gosh this looks like a really fun car to drive.
SnowBuddy18: right at the end
RandomTrivia: What is a 5 second lead for if not for squandering? lrrBEEJ
amras0x00: the joker lap looks longer than the normal route too
Jeezy56: the turbo lag in this thing is real
PhoebeTheGrey: this baby goes from 0 to spinning out in less than a second
CaptainSpam: I'd say do this race again, you might have this one with only a bit more practice.
SnowBuddy18: it is, you get a penalty for doing too mcuh
amras0x00: is the idea to trip racers up?
amras0x00: make them take jokers accidentally?
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
Jeezy56: no you just have to do a joker lap once per race, there's a little bit of strategy to it
JadedCynic: we'll be faster now without those headlights - we don't need them anyway
SnowBuddy18: but why do you get a penalty for accidentally taking the longer lap more than once?
TehAmelie: where is this track? in Sweden it's illegal to not have headlights on at any time
Jeezy56: this is Barcelona
SnowBuddy18: you hinder yourself AND get a penalty
CaptainSpam: Because you get a penalty for just about anything else, it seems...
CaptainSpam: Oh ho ho... penalties are racking up for other racers, too, for once.
margieargie: At least the AI gets penalties too
Mattmitchell45: I started a Lap.....that got the whole World shouting "Disqualified!'
Gen2Gengar: Usually, the driving laws don't apply when racing
Jeezy56: that looked like a lot of fun
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian did a group B! And didn't burn to death!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Victory! lrrHORN
MatthewDennisMTG: shameful, Kevin
CaptainSpam: WIN!
TehAmelie: woo
mr_yarget: Kevin did something...unspeakable.
JadedCynic: we've got SOME headlights @TehAmelie - we just unloaded the EXTRA six ones :D
Texan_Reverend: Congrats!
Saunabath: lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: good Job Ian
JadedCynic: lrrHORN
TehAmelie: hehe
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Kevin refused to eat his egmelt
SnowBuddy18: Ochoa didn't take a joker lap
Bobtheninjagoldfish: can we see a F1 ap or two?
JadedCynic: wait, did Ian just say Le Mans?
CaptainSpam: Accolade? They've been out of business for years!
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
SnowBuddy18: no F1 in this game iirc
TehAmelie: i mean any road rules are usually suspended on race tracks, but i like to think they have to have headlights on even there
MatthewDennisMTG: rallycross is so cool
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2, take care!
JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam RIP Accolade o7
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Ian
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @TXC2 !
JadedCynic: gnite TXC2
Bobtheninjagoldfish: no Formula 1? wht the heck?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Nite @TXC2
JadedCynic: classic hatch rallycross
Jeezy56: the first Project Cars had a knock-off F1 series, I assume this does too
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Oh no, it is so wet
SnowBuddy18: that's a lot of lightbar
Jeezy56: Formula A they called it
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: This is going to be scary
JadedCynic: oh the tricked out ford festiva?
MortifiedPenguins: that was a start
RandomTrivia: So much water on the track... confirmed British track
margieargie: PC2 has IndyCar instead of F1
LadyAiluros: muddy rally
JadedCynic: a track only a mudder could love...
TehAmelie: at least it's not trucks in the rain eh
margieargie: Yorri, no!
TehAmelie: Yorri!
Jeezy56: you lost your shell
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
LadyAiluros: perhaps all the tired you hit? :P
TehAmelie: or whatever this one's name was
JadedCynic: it was the head on collision with those tyre piles that did it I think
MatthewDennisMTG: nice pass
MagisterMystax: What is this man saying to us
RedPhoenixCasts: Hows the car feel Ian
TehAmelie: the first lap is mainly to remove the tire obstacles eh
margieargie: @MagisterMystax Where the other cars are
Jeezy56: does rallycross have spotters in real life? I assumed not
CAKHost: I hope cars don't just dissipate like this in a real race.
TehAmelie: like the ice blocks on Super Mario Kart
TheMerricat: @MagisterMystax he's warning us about cars that he thinks we might not be seeing
JadedCynic: it'd said "British Classic Rallycross" in the moment I remembered to glance for the track name
LadyAiluros: ooof
SnowBuddy18: don't forget the joker lap at some time Ian
RandomTrivia: It's ok, we didn't need that panel either
rocketjohn: brands hatch
MortifiedPenguins: severe damage, oh no
JadedCynic: okay, if we already had Sever Damage, what's this? Clearly nothing left to lose?
Jeezy56: off, bit smoky
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian hates tires
RandomTrivia: That tyre wall decided to be a green shell instead
CaptainSpam: Remember your joker lap.
RedPhoenixCasts: wheres the joker her?
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
RedPhoenixCasts: her*
xantos69: So I have been watching this play if forward since the beginning. My conclusion: Ian hates cars. lrrBEEJ
RedPhoenixCasts: here*
RedPhoenixCasts: wow...
TheMerricat: I have to say I'm quite impressed by the windshield tech this car has, don't even need windshield wipers the rain just fades away Kappa
SnowBuddy18: this isn't meshing with Ian pretty well
Unpronounceable: What's a joker lap?
margieargie: @xantos69 Hates cars, but -loves- trucks
RandomTrivia: @xantos69 Ian doesn't hate cars. He just likes to redistribute their matter across the whole track
TehAmelie: the front is at 100% damage if i'm reading the display right. isn't that where the engine lives?
JadedCynic: love these tiny cars; if spin out, faster to keep spinning and 360 back to the intended heading ;)
CaptainSpam: @Unpronounceable A lap where you have to take an alternate, typically longer, route.
Unpronounceable: Gotcha, thanks Spam
rocketjohn: Calm down, James May
xantos69: @RandomTrivia I mean...All I see him do it ruin car after car after car...Only one conclusion is reasonable.
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie it's OK, we just lost all the panels in the front, think of it as radical air cooling
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: If they ever do another roadquest Ian should be required to drive the most truck of trucks he can find
Unpronounceable: "Sometimes it can be difficult to find my out hole" - Ian
SnowBuddy18: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea so the first Roadquest?
MortifiedPenguins: good thing thing it;s not a rainshield, then you'd be borked.
DeM0nFiRe: "thanks to the windshield" tbh that kind of sounds like victim blaming here lol
CaptainSpam: @Unpronounceable Generally, you get a choice of when to take that lap, but you must take it once, and only once, else you take time penalties. Mixes up the strategy and lineup a bit.
LordZarano: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Saunabath: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea I think he was
rocketjohn: so most trucks then
SnowBuddy18: I mean, the Toyota truck would never die
rocketjohn: that aren't american
JadedCynic: Ian, the joke might be that "Ford stands for 'Found On Road, Dead'" but that doesn't mean you have to live up to it! LUL
CoffeeHamster: do mazda and vw still make trucks?
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Get a old Ford Ranger but that is just a suggestion because I am a gay woman. . .
KevinTheShark: The toyota Hylux is the way to go of course
TheMerricat: does this race have no pits?
BrowneePoints: As long as it's not a Ford or a Dodge truck you're good
SnowBuddy18: @JadedCynic fix or repair daily
RandomTrivia: Rallycross has no time for pits, ONLY RACE
JadedCynic: @SnowBuddy18 "F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge"
BrowneePoints: Found On Road Ditch
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat six laps...no time for a pit stop?
MatthewDennisMTG: I had a ford ranger for a long time and rarely had issues with it, great little truck
MatthewDennisMTG: sorry, trucc
RandomTrivia: Take that, tyre wall!
CaptainSpam: No penalties, though!
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: My first girlfriend after I came out had a ford ranger, I had a hand-me-down Subaru
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: It was painfully clear we were lesbians
Saunabath: If rallycross isn't Ian's thing he can always start a new career as a barrel washer
JadedCynic: oooooo
MatthewDennisMTG: lol the lesbian driveway @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea
SirenSongSeas: Is this the lesbian race?
SnowBuddy18: AGAIN Ian
SirenSongSeas: Should I hop in a car? is it lesbian grand prix time?
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian wants to go game do not make him think about not going
RandomTrivia: You know what they say, "Well begun, is half done"
margieargie: Oh, good, Watkins Glen is raining again
margieargie: This feels like an old NASCAR race now
RandomTrivia: Why did I put a comma in there...
TehAmelie: i can't afford any car, how do i announce being lesbian?
SirenSongSeas: Uhhh, blouses?
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie I hear wearing plaid is a good way to do that
xantos69: @TehAmelie New haircut?
SirenSongSeas: An eyebrow notch
Saunabath: wow the game does not want to have a race in dry weather
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @TehAmelie Well when I stopped owning a car I started skating in Roller Derby. . .
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
AshBurnem: A good way to announce being lesbian might be to show up with a girlfriend in-arm? Just speculative.
xantos69: Ash is correct. That is usually a giveaway.
margieargie: I can't believe Ian jumped a standing start! He never does that! :p
Zhalkir: <3 my 15-year-old impreza LesbianPride
TehAmelie: hmm i would need a girlfriend though
RandomTrivia: I don't think we can help you with that
TehAmelie: lrrAWW
SnowBuddy18: well, someone here might be able to
margieargie: @TehAmelie Ah, that would be the tricky part, unfortunately
AshBurnem: I don't think you /want/ chat to help with that.
RandomTrivia: We can, however, offer you support and tell you that you're great, and you matter
RandomTrivia: Sick callback Ian
TehAmelie: i'd take any help and support from chat
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Secret viking wildcard poker but with yourself?
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
KevinTheShark: Shhh we're distracting him!
SirenSongSeas: lrrHEART
SnowBuddy18: so, your choices are wait until you have a girlfriend, or one of the other suggestions
margieargie: @TehAmelie Help I can't give, but support definitely lrrHEART
SnowBuddy18: same, can't give help, definitely giving support lrrHEART feliciaHeart
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: The turn at the crest of he hill is just waiting to pounce on those who do not remember it.
RandomTrivia: I don't think that car cares whether you think it can or not
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Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Goodbye pack
RandomTrivia: We'll see the pack again soon, when they all lap us
margieargie: *sigh* Now I wish I still had my copies of the old NASCAR Racing games on me... assuming I could get them to run of course
SnowBuddy18: I mean, you gotta breathe somehow
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Okay I want to see Ian do Pikes Peak but I don't think it is in Project Cars. . .
Jeezy56: I like the dry line appearing, that's neat
Zhalkir: ah yes, the rain gutter for your hydration
RandomTrivia: Da pits! Da pits!
SnowBuddy18: the pits are on FIRE
JadedCynic: da PITS! da PITS!
MagisterMystax: Almost Beej'd it
xantos69: If the pits are on fire do not pit. it is safer on the track.
margieargie: What if you are also on fire?
JohnLockeCole: xantos69 what if the track is also on fire?
SnowBuddy18: fire+fire is not less fire
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: It would be bad if it was an ethanol fire in the pits, and you couldn't see the fire.
SirenSongSeas: If everything is on fire treat it as if it was not on fire
xantos69: If you or the track is on fire exit the track and seek water.
margieargie: But I'm told that you're supposed to fight fire with fire!
SnowBuddy18: @margieargie only in pokemon
xantos69: @margieargie That is a lie spread by the fire.
TheMerricat: If the pits and the track are on fire, rejoice! Your tires will not be cold, Also, maybe check for demon spectators and see if you are actually in Hell.
MagisterMystax: It's fine, the one fire will take oxygen from the other fire and put it out
SnowBuddy18: "let's just put this fire over here, with the other fire"
RandomTrivia: :D
PixelArtDragon: I used the fires to destroy the fires
JohnLockeCole: I mean there is a hypothetical maximum ammount of fire that can be in any cubic meter of any normally present materials, but that ammount is more than most people are comfortable with, so putting more fire in the fire until the fire can't fire anymore is not usually a solution
RandomTrivia: CHEEZ IT
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Putting fire out with fire by using all the oxygen is why tunnel fires are so safe. . . Wait deadly?
margieargie: @JohnLockeCole It -does- mean there are fewer places with fire, so that's something?
RandomTrivia: Ooh, Touring Car time!
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun is there a saab in this game?
Jeezy56: Mugello is great
RandomTrivia: That track looks good, not many corners just a bunch of long, straight FAST
CaptainSpam: This sort of car feels like you need gloves and a scarf to drive.
PedroHFerraz: this game in a scale of 0 to 10 , what you chose?
SnowBuddy18: you know it's old school when your right side mirror is in the middle
RandomTrivia: @CaptainSpam Don't forget the outlandishly sized goggles
CaptainSpam: @RandomTrivia Of course!
RandomTrivia: Assume the position!
JohnLockeCole: PedroHFerraz I would definitely choose this game over a scale of one to ten, I do not like scales of one to ten
MagisterMystax: It's the fault of the people who passed you
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
VmKid: Why am I reminded of the Mach 5?
SnowBuddy18: 6 seconds of penalty before the race even starts, jeez
RandomTrivia: No traction control, no driver assists, just 5 wheels and the track
Jeezy56: and thin tyres
SnowBuddy18: Ian, your head is the aero
PixelArtDragon: This feels like a car that really punishes imperfect shifting
RandomTrivia: It LOVES to go any way except forwards
CaptainSpam: I'm liking the mental image of the racing press baffled by this man who has claimed he'll do races from all manner of vintage and class, one after another, and then everything happens.
RandomTrivia: The back does not want to be directly behind the front
KevinTheShark: Its not built for cornering really
SirenSongSeas: Yeah it really doesn't hjave the weight to stop it's own momentum
RandomTrivia: At least it's real good on the straights
MatthewDennisMTG: much better lap, marked improvement
MatthewDennisMTG: great job
SnowBuddy18: I dislike that speedometer
margieargie: @RandomTrivia So, like, the opposite of the lesbian car discussion from earlier Kappa
SnowBuddy18: oh wait, it's a tachometer, even worse
RandomTrivia: LUL
Territan: Hello folks. Which track is this, and how did Ian wind up driving this naughty little girl?
SnowBuddy18: Mugello, and why not?
RandomTrivia: *BOOP*
MatthewDennisMTG: RIP
PharaohBender27: O_o
MagisterMystax: Thanks for the assist
Jeezy56: well that's an expensive crash
RandomTrivia: Rip skull
SnowBuddy18: hi, we're dead
margieargie: I think that'd kill you in real life
KevinTheShark: Well holy moly
TheMerricat: lolll
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: I don't think that's the axis in which you should be rotating
MagisterMystax: You usually do call it a day when you race at Le Mans
KevinTheShark: Well its safe to say Ian knows this track
Territan: The track apparently knows him now. Biblically.
margieargie: Alright, it's GANT GANT time!
RandomTrivia: Let's get GANT
margieargie: !gant
LadyAiluros: I super dig this music
KevinTheShark: Pray tell, what actually is this gant thing?
LadyAiluros: I assume this is the in game?
Juliamon: It's the game music, yes
Juliamon: KevinTheShark You'll understand once the race starts
rocketjohn: GANT GANT
margieargie: Well, about 2/3 of the way through the first lap at least
CAKHost: Opera singing plus racing aren't a combination I was expecting (and yes I am today years old just noticing this)
RandomTrivia: I was going to type a lengthy explanation, but Juliamon is right. You'll understand in a few minutes
KevinTheShark looks at @Juliamon suspiciously
62MGcobra: !gant
Juliamon: It's a visual cue.
TehAmelie: there's scant gant at the moment, but in a while we'll see if you can't gant
margieargie: Oh, right, and Jumpsuit Jacques will be back, won't he?
RandomTrivia: Hopefully
SnowBuddy18: @KevinTheShark do you want an explanation, or do you want to wait and see it?
CaptainSpam: Don't worry if you can or can't gant, and don't mind our gant rant.
Jeezy56: Le Grande Finale
NightWingMistHawk: The Gant Finale?
DarkMorford: Dang, I forget which one is Horner Corner
SirenSongSeas: Le Mans finale
niccus: le grand finale a grand vitesse
SkylerRingtail: Is the music meant to still be going?
RedPhoenixCasts: ah yes
RandomTrivia: Here! We! GOOOOOO!
SnowBuddy18: but the KTMs can go bus themselves
inconsideratehat: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: <movie trailer narrator> it's all been building up to this. . .the big race
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
margieargie: @DarkMorford The next one after the GANT GANT section, if memory serves
RandomTrivia: Dammit LRRbot
TehAmelie: how many hours have you spent on this track, gotta be like 100
TehAmelie: wait, there are other drivers on that race
RandomTrivia: To be fair, this PiF happened because Ian wanted to be better practised for the next LRRMans.
margieargie: Mmmmm, it's like being home again
Jeezy56: should have checked the tyres
RedPhoenixCasts: I presume you wont need my help with this track, since you know it well?
RandomTrivia: So wonderfully familiar
LadyAiluros: makes me hype for th real thing
Rogue_07: Good evening, Ian!
CaptainSpam: Feels like home.
Rogue_07: I hope the cars are treating you well
inconsideratehat: Hmmmmm lrrSPOOP_TK
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: turn down for what?
LadyAiluros: beware of busses :P
SirenSongSeas: Ian are you in uwu-speak today???? Because it sounds like that
CaptainSpam: Into the chicanery...
MortifiedPenguins: Ian hasn't been treating the card reasonaably well
MortifiedPenguins: *cars
RandomTrivia: That will make Rhythm Cafe interesting...
SnowBuddy18: @Rogue_07 it depends which cars
Rentok: With all this practice, should we expect an LRR victory during the next LRRmans?
RedPhoenixCasts: I am hoping for a no here since flying spaceships require a LOT more attention than I thought...
SirenSongSeas: That WAS a lot of Nutella
niccus: le nut 24hr
PharaohBender27: Right - just how bad of a sugar rush did you all get from that? :D
Juliamon: Kathleen was a bit of a mess for her stream
TehAmelie: nutella, like porsche bends for your mouth
SirenSongSeas: Oh no !!
LadyAiluros: nuuuu
SirenSongSeas: At least you have pork for tonight :)
CaptainSpam: Wait for it...
ButButTheJesus: lrrHAM
Juliamon: Get ready
CaptainSpam: Waaaaaaait for it...
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Territan: Sorry to hear about your pork loin experience. I did a tenderloin yesterday and I'm working on that. And I have a JD sausage cooking for tomorrow.
RedPhoenixCasts: there it is
SirenSongSeas: And ain't that the best. Love having leftovers
RandomTrivia: GANT
NightWingMistHawk: Gant!
SirenSongSeas: lrrFINE
Wolfstrike_NL: GANT!???
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
CaptainSpam: GANT GANT
ButButTheJesus: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT GANT
Juliamon: GANT GANT
TehAmelie: did you know Costco sells 5 pound jars of Nutella? and did you know that's about the LD-50 for sugar?
LadyAiluros: GANT
fastlane250: GANT GANTR
PharaohBender27: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
fastlane250: *GANT
RandomTrivia: It's GANT to be back
3and4fifths: GANT
Jorsh029: You probably remember the lanes being wider due to the amount of hours spent driving a Mini here, lol
CaptainSpam: @KevinTheShark There. See what we mean?
DarkMorford: I cooked a deer steak sous vide earlier this week. Turned out a little more rare than I usually like, but it was still good.
SirenSongSeas: Oh that sounds great
KevinTheShark: I see @CaptainSpam
SirenSongSeas: I've never had deer, but I hear good things
margieargie: And that was Horner Corner just now
RandomTrivia: We should honour Cori's research by ending practice in the Sub Ocean
margieargie: Mmmm, that was a nice crash sound
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That bit had real promise, but it felt like only you and Beej hard commited, It felt like Serge and Kathleen were putting so little in their mouths that they were done eating before they spoke. but the Sugar rush made for some crazy convos.
CaptainSpam: @RandomTrivia I think thast was a different game.
RandomTrivia: Oh wait, that was in Asseto Corsa, wasn't it
RandomTrivia: Darn
Jeezy56: are you on soft tyres?
TehAmelie: Dear Dr Ian, have you thought about building a smoke, for smoking meats and cheeses? in case you are looking for tinker projects
TehAmelie: nifty
SirenSongSeas: Ooohh, that sounds lovely
SirenSongSeas: Speaking of trying things, I just got this lovely old Signer Sewing Cabinet put in my work room!
SnowBuddy18: how the hell did we get a penalty going in a straight line?
KeytarCat: So I just found Dr. Wernher von Braun's Project Mars
CaptainSpam: Don't we usually turn him off for the actual 24hrs run?
MortifiedPenguins: you're going to fast in a race, stop >:
SirenSongSeas: Racing in a race? NOT ALLOWED
Gen2Gengar: creative differences
Juliamon: GANT GANT
Rentok: Look, even professionals need to follow the speed limit.
CaptainSpam: GANT GANT
SirenSongSeas: Is lrrmans completely player-raced?
PharaohBender27: Also, I imagine dealing with that prick for a full 24 hours would be maddening
SnowBuddy18: the car behind us is happy
SirenSongSeas: Oh yes, I've been tuned in for Lrrmans a few times, I particularly enjoy the swap-offs between you and Cori
SirenSongSeas: I just didn't know about the other vehicles
SirenSongSeas: Thanks for clarifying!
Saunabath: At every LRRmans there's talk about puting together some community races. Maybe someday we'll actually get to do one
CaptainSpam: No damage!
TehAmelie: is there some decent freeware racing game? feels like that would help
margieargie: The 24 hour thing might be a bit of an issue there
MortifiedPenguins: are there plans for a lrr mans this year considering everything.
Spacepup: Need some vetting, otherwise it's just the 1st Annual LRR Demolition Derby.
CaptainSpam: OKay, some damage!
Rentok: If only Mario Kart had a 24 hour race you could do. 24 hours of blue shells and banana peels.
SnowBuddy18: LRR can have 2 cars, as a treat
SnowBuddy18: @Spacepup that's also a fun idea
RandomTrivia: Perhaps once studios can have multiple people in at once, some crazy LRRumble-style thing where they have 4 setups in one room
Territan: And now, the Harvey Wallbanger.
Saunabath: PC2 isn't that expensive, and it's the one that runs endurance races
Juliamon: The busses were fun
RandomTrivia: Having the Busses was amazing
LadyAiluros: the whole thing was amazing
Saunabath: Assetto Corsa would be cheaper, but it doesn't have endurance races
SirenSongSeas: Yeah the busses were amazing
Saunabath: But yeah, AssC is moddable
RandomTrivia: Plus we got to find the Sub Ocean!
DarkMorford: Yeah, we'll need to have a chat some time about any sort of mods we want for this year. Plenty of time, though.
Saunabath: Sure, like the last LRRMans. Just put enough laps into the race
TehAmelie: "you can do it that way, but it's not right" to quote an obscure classic
Anubis169: ooo! pick me! pick me!
Anubis169 pokes DarkMorford
SnowBuddy18: one day, in the distant future, we have a DB style event for LRRmans, where every car is human controlled
MortifiedPenguins: @SnowBuddy18 CHAOS
SnowBuddy18: @MortifiedPenguins it would be glorious though
SirenSongSeas: Team chaos would entirely reign lmaoo
margieargie: You'd need like 2-3 people at -least- per car for a 24-hour stream which is... quite a few people
mr_yarget: I approve.
Jeezy56: I'd be down with that
SirenSongSeas: I'm sure we could dredge up a lot of community members for that kind of thing
Thagnok: There is that 6 day driving marathon you guys do which gets thousands of viewers every year. :P
RealGamerCow: Regular car, regular race
PMAvers: All I heard was "less Magic content" and I was sold. <_<
CaptainSpam: Regular Real Meat Human Car.
RealGamerCow: I would love a dedicated weekly "auto sports" stream
CaptainSpam: Ding! Cheevo!
Jeezy56: that'd be fun
Saunabath: 2 or 3 hour races could be possible.
TehAmelie: i had imagined Project Cars would sooner be able to take data from the race in real time to give you realistic AI opponents
SirenSongSeas: Some fun car times every now and then would be nice, It's definitely a fun time :)
RealGamerCow: mix of Forza, PC2, Need for Speed, AmTruckSim, Dirt, etc
Texan_Reverend: I would be really excited to see regular race stream's moving forward.
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Jeezy56: judging by the popularity of #motorsports on the discord there aren't many of us into the racing but there's probably enough
SirenSongSeas: While it's not very accurate, I do really enjoy Ubisoft's The Crew, for the cross-US race that takes a few hours
SirenSongSeas: It's very fun
SnowBuddy18: how long that race takes depends on the car you use
Gen2Gengar: The Crew isn't a simulation game
SnowBuddy18: it's a Ubisoft RPG mixed with a Need for Speed game
SirenSongSeas: It's like, Forza, I suppose? It's not incredibly realistic, but you can use a wheel/pedal
SirenSongSeas: Forza-lite
PharaohBender27: Also, it's made by Ubisoft, who spent years covering for abusers
JadedCynic: The Crew is more an arcade game with an UbiSoft 'open world exploration game' - you don't climb towers to map the area - you climb mountians to reach satellite dishes :P
margieargie: Incidentally, thanks tto these streams I've decided to start playing Forza Horizon 4... a bit of an odd direction I guess but it happened :p
SirenSongSeas: Oh, hope you're enjoying Horizon 4!
SnowBuddy18: the servers might be down for The Crew, so it may not even be possible to play, it's online only afaik
margieargie: I've played way too much of it oer the past week so yeah I'm enjoying it <_<
Gen2Gengar: I mean, there's a Crew 2
JadedCynic: Also, the first game is pretty railroaded by the story, but The Crew 2 threw away all that stuff and is 'you're a budding X-games brand'
draxov: might get in to Motorsport Manager 😄 like football manager but for Motorsport
SirenSongSeas: It's very bro-y and arcadey, but there are parts I enjoyed
JadedCynic: I liked making cannonball runs in an hour or so
RealGamerCow: I really loved Test Drive Unlimited that was based in Hawaii
Jorsh029: My biggest issue with FH4 was always seeing the exact same cars in every race. I would like to see more car-class diversity
Territan: Instinctively XKCD'd: "Smooth Ass-Corner"
JadedCynic: the sandbox element was fun, but yeah; too much UbiSoft in the game.
draxov: Beam.NG is very fun for pure car physics simulation
Zhalkir: I like some parts of horizon 4, but they once subjected me to an unskippable 4 minute ad for their DLC areas and it really annoyed me
SnowBuddy18: The Crew 2 wasn't bad, but I couldn't get the hang of the non-car vehicles
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Saunabath: Wreckfest actually allows really good door-to-door racing if you just have a group that's into racing rather than wrecking
RealGamerCow: what track is this?
SirenSongSeas: Just another day to and from the office
RealGamerCow: It looks familiar
JadedCynic: JEEZ Ian, we gotta sit down and have a talk....
SnowBuddy18: if you commuted home in a GT86 at 200km/h
margieargie: Do you... usually drive at 200 km/h on your commuite?
Gen2Gengar: @RealGamerCow Le MAns
DeM0nFiRe: Ian please don't tell me you drive 200kph when you drive home
RealGamerCow: Ok, it is familiar
LordZarano: Ohh, have you played Wreckfest? That also has very good car physics
mr_yarget: Ian's commute is x-treme
Fantusta: Gant?
RealGamerCow: Ian has what, 75 hours on LeMans?
RealGamerCow: the track?
SnowBuddy18: @LoadingReadyRun do you drive home at 200km/h?
CoffeeHamster: these streams have definitely got me to pick up Dirt again
Gen2Gengar: Ian takes the Autobahn to get back home
TehAmelie: personally i like a racing game to have characters you can recognize by their profile and have a decent rivalry with on the track. like, the opposite of Burnout Revenge where they had to put a red arrow over your nemesis' car so you'd know which one it was. okay i'm just talking about Mario Kart
SirenSongSeas: The Autobahn from Victoria to a couple bocks over in Victoria
JadedCynic: good Ian lrrAWESOME
BodaciousNia: ian has felt the Need for Speed
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie ....that is fair SeemsGood
SirenSongSeas: Making players want to hold a grudge against NPCs is good game design actually
TehAmelie: also you should have access to missiles
Jeezy56: I'm really starting to appreciate the way Ian appears to vibrate when he shifts
KevinTheShark: Exactly like the pros
CaptainSpam: Hey, you didn't actually HIT the tires!
JadedCynic: never didn't have it!
KevinTheShark: No difference
ZweiVinter: Wreckfest's does okay in that respect given the combo of car and livery diversity
RealGamerCow: Yeah, if they had actual characters with different characteristics and talents, like aggressiveness, wet driving, cornering, braking, passing, etc., it would be very interesting
SnowBuddy18: that's due to you wearing a striped shirt Ian
LordZarano: I think Wreckfest would make for some great streams cause we'd actually get to see the result of spinning out and hitting stuff
RealGamerCow: lrrFINE
Jeezy56: yeah I figured it's just adds to the realistic feel of the game :D
JadedCynic: oh right, the shifter and the camera are connected so 'klunk' shakes cam :D
Lithobraker: Time for Ian to open up Simulink and apply some feed forward filtering to eliminate the oscillations Kappa
SnowBuddy18: we're sandbagging our lap time so nobody knows our true potential, got it
TehAmelie: when they make an anime out of this Ian's character will be the one that goes "haha, i actually drive manual!"
SirenSongSeas: And everyone will just stare at him dumbfounded
double_stuffed_orio: ooh La Sarthe
draxov: ooo an anime style racer with realistic racing would be fun
Lithobraker: @SnowBuddy18 gotta sandbag so we don't get hit by BoP adjustments
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I got ramen because today was a tough day and it was a good self care takeout choice
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I am full of noodles
double_stuffed_orio: this the full Le Mans layout or just Bugatti Circuit?
SirenSongSeas: That sounds great, Imperatrix, proud of you for treating yourself ♥
double_stuffed_orio: ramen? nah I haven't had ramen in almost 10 years
Territan: And those tires are icy.
KevinTheShark: Dammit. I want noodles now and dont have any :(
BodaciousNia: what kind of miso??
SnowBuddy18: one of these days I should have Gyudon as a comfort food choice
Jorsh029: Mmm, my local Ramen place has a killer Pork Miso Ramen. I'll need to go get some soon
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Pork Shoyu, with a side of ton ton don.
BodaciousNia: umami is REAL
Territan: Tires still aren't quite there yet.
xantos69: I made chicken ramen yesterday with home made broth and home made noodles.
margieargie: They're getting close now
SnowBuddy18: it's been a while since I've had real ramen, I need to remedy that
BodaciousNia: ramen is nice.. I prefer Udon noodles though
albatros064: @xantos69 i haven't made noodles in a while... i should do that more
MatthewDennisMTG: also a big fan of pork miso ramen
GOD2099: Doing Great
Jorsh029: I may just spruce up some instant Ramen tonight with mushroom, green onion, cilantro, and a poached egg
BodaciousNia: not quite the same but still quite delicious
Painfully_Dyslexic: How confident would you be Ian if you were to get in a real car and drive some of these tracks in meat space?
Gen2Gengar: My boyfriend made longevity noodles with braised bok choi
RandomTrivia: Welp
Gen2Gengar: It was amazing
margieargie: Ummm... Are you going to get a time in!
Jorsh029: Fresh Cilantro is quite the cheap life hack for instant ramen
margieargie: ?
BodaciousNia: why?
margieargie: Yeah, uh, about that...
Dog_of_Myth: I believe in you Ian.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: The power of optimism
Territan: Frontgrille kisses!!
ZweiVinter: Clearly you where just insuring your tyres where properly heated
Gen2Gengar: IS there a kind of race where you're only allowed a certain quantity of fuel and you have to make as many laps as possible?
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian's tires weren't slick enough so he had to get rid of some tread.
niccus: there are fuel efficiency 'race's like that, but it's not about racing
TehAmelie: i'll recommend trying a spoon of peanut butter in your ramen if you haven't. it's the most budget version of a peanut sauce but it may change your life
NightWingMistHawk: Is it possible to fail the qualifier? I would assume so judging by the name alone
SnowBuddy18: no
Jorsh029: @TehAmelie that sounds awesome! I'll have to try it
margieargie: In real life, yes, I don't think so in game
SnowBuddy18: it just determines start position
Texan_Reverend: Some races like the 24 hours of Lamont did see changes when more efficient diesel vehicles got introduced which made them have to pit less so fuel economy does matter even in other more normal racing.
SnowBuddy18: then again, you did a custom race, I don't know what settings you put in
ZweiVinter: I've heard of race's like that Gengar but I don't know how often they're held if they're one offs or a series it's been a long time since I last heard of them
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Texan_Reverend: Lamont... Speech to text strikes again.
SnowBuddy18: we only get 1 qualifying lap, oof
flufff42: I wouldn’t want to distract too much from driving of course
RandomTrivia: GANT
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We were racing too fast, so we don't get to race, you see.
RandomTrivia: GANT GANT
draxov: the race director is your true rival
TehAmelie: of course or off course? lrrBEEJ
markaci: Race Director is rude
RandomTrivia: Race Director pls
Dog_of_Myth: Race Director...more like Rude Dictator.
flufff42: I see what you did there @tehamelie
TehAmelie: race director just don't get us, man
margieargie: "No Ians Allowed"
KevinTheShark: The implication that a race has a director implies it is planned like a scene
BodaciousNia: Ian is driving like he's in the Redline
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Race director - like all refs, part of team no fun
Territan: "Race Control"... heavy on the "cont."
Gen2Gengar: I'm looking at the Shell Eco-marathon, and it says the vehicles have an average speed of 23km/h over 16 km
draxov: race director is just an evil villain cackling "I'll get you next time Horner!"
Gen2Gengar: Very different kind of races
margieargie: @draxov Now I'm imagining it's Skeletor
RandomTrivia: Dammit Ian
SnowBuddy18: an!
ButButTheJesus: IAN NO
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: *just*
Jorsh029: Lol, you want to take that one again, Ian?
DarkMorford plays Persona 5 OST
Bobtheninjagoldfish: turn off the director imo
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Ian just look at this as a chance to practice overtaking
TehAmelie: heh. i'm reading Annihilation and related books. they have a main character who's the director of a secret spy organization who's called "Control"
Territan: That British-like accent really does suit the absolute cold sarcasm that statement needed.
Territan: @TehAmelie See also "Get Smart."
TehAmelie: and about three pages in you find out that's not a codename or anything, but Control is his self-applied nickname
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
markaci: Oooof
BlackIsis: Wonder how that happened./
Territan: Oops...
Dog_of_Myth: It's a mystery?
SnowBuddy18: I think we have a lower top speed than that Aston
margieargie: Not last -yet-
Territan: Again, that British accent really suits the sarcasm.
TehAmelie: he just goes "hello employees. I'm your new boss John Whatshisface, but plwase call me Control"
albatros064: "only control"
TehAmelie: pwease uwu
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (11m from now).
margieargie: And 8 minutes of qualifying DEFINITELY not enough
Territan: That car's got some shake, rattle, and roll going now.
Lithobraker: Alright chat, which voltage should I trust: the one from my multimeter, from my flight controller, or from my battery charger?
TheElrad: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Juliamon: rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont
TehAmelie: and now we're going from motors to music. are we about to learn the secrets of maschine klatch?
constablecrab: Trust the voltage in your heart.
SirenSongSeas: O no
DarkMorford: Trust your tongue :p
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
PharaohBender27: katesLol
shurtal: Bibendum, witness me
CAKHost: Please no waifu talk
Territan: @DarkMorford Get out of my head.
PharaohBender27: Well, maybe it will drive Bibendum to drink, and his name *does* derive from "Nunc est bibendum" (Now is drinking time) katesSass
Lithobraker: Note: the multimeter cost $6. We're talking about a difference of 0.2 V max on a 11 V battery
constablecrab: Bibendum is all about driving and drinking.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Ian
Territan: Reminds me of The Navigation Game: "Set GPS. Start driving. Every time the GPS tells you it's recalculating the route, take a drink."
niccus: a drinking game for drivers huh
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Bibendum doesn't mind eating either, gotta drive to all those good restaurants on the continent and use up your tires so he can sell you more
margieargie: What's Bibendum's stance on texting and driving?
DarkMorford: @Lithobraker I feel like if your gear was critically sensitive to an 0.2 V difference, you wouldn't be using a $6 meter to test it in the first place. ;)
RandomTrivia: That was a sentence...
shurtal: Bibendum's favorite song - Contact by Phish
SnowBuddy18: @Territan a drink of water, right?
Driosenth: Don't follow Bibendum's food recommendations, their taste isn't compatible with the human gastric system https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Michelin_Poster_1898.jpg
SnowBuddy18: too much speed here, no braking
JoannaTastic: Acceleration, no braking
niccus: cut my tire into pieces
Lithobraker: @DarkMorford yes but if my multimeter is right I can get another minute and a half out of my batteries...
Juliamon: don't give a damn if you hit the pit sideways
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I like how in 1898 France golf tees were a major hazard to tires
Gen2Gengar: And cabbage leaves
TehAmelie: i'm still not over finding out the Michelin guide, gold standard of comparing fancy eateries, was started by the tire company
DarkMorford: Gotta know where to eat on those long road trips
Territan: @TehAmelie Does it surprise you that a tire company would want people going out and driving around and visiting eateries and hotels?
margieargie: @TehAmelie Kind of like the main compiler of world records is a brewery, I guess
TehAmelie: it seems obvious in hindsight
Zhalkir: Is it possible to maintain a bit more speed in those turns through drifting?
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Look it was either that or sponsor more road races into Spain and the local Spaniards were so annoyed in the late 1800s they would shoot at the drivers.
Driosenth: @margieargie Guinness world's records makes sense when you realize it was originally published to settle bar bets
Territan: @TehAmelie Some business is emergent. Remember, Lloyd's of London started out as a coffeehouse...
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (25s from now).
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I love the 19th century and how it was just slapstick, you could get shot racing in European motorsports, or poisoned running in the St. Louis Olympics
SnowBuddy18: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea people wanted value in their entertainment
margieargie: Early 20th century Olympics had tug-of-war as a medal event
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Finish! lrrHORN
LordZarano: !findquote my house
LRRbot: Quote #3943: "Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES" —Ian [2017-02-05]
RandomTrivia: Thanks Ian, this series has been excellent
JoannaTastic: lrrHEART
Territan: Bonus lap!
GapFiller: get Heather in here to rate yr performance Kappa
Lithobraker: @Territan I'm reminded of modern day chaebol and zaibatsu
Gen2Gengar: Hey Siri, call Heather
niccus: the next 24hr should have lrr folks as racing directors
mr_yarget: Thanks for a great series of play it forward!
mr_yarget: See you on the VOD when I re-watch at work.
El_Funko: I like the depth of field effect going on
SnowBuddy18: *whistle* 10 second penalty for using the sub-ocean
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Beej: 5 minutes time out unless you eat 3 pots of pudding in 10 seconds
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian: WHAT?
KevinTheShark: Nicely done on that corner
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: Gant!
TheElrad: nice drift
margieargie: I'm sure Jacques was very impressed
Satheus: Style points for sure
SnowBuddy18: Ian needs sunglasses after that turn
Zhalkir: nani!?
Saunabath: I think Jumpsuit Jacques was impressed
DarkMorford: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I'm imagining Ian taking a turn perfectly and Graham just yelling "Change!" from offscreen :D
markaci: lrrIAN_SG
LordZarano: !findquote my house
LRRbot: Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." —Graham [2015-12-16]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @DarkMorford or just getting him coming into the pits as Dave'ss spokesmen
ky0dar: um
Territan: Come on in to Ian's for breakfast, where today's special is a Canadian bacon egmelt and a side of crispy gant gant fries.
RandomTrivia: That bumper LUL
Zhalkir: LUL
kamelion84: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
margieargie: Well, that's a way to end
GapFiller: katesLol katesLol katesLol
margieargie: What a great series this has been! lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Ian lrrIAN lrrHEART
ky0dar: tfs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: tppowerGG Ian
fastlane250: ohhhh god the logo isnt centered the same on both cards lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
LunarJade: Hey chat!
DarkMorford: Hi Heather!
BodaciousNia: hey :(
BodaciousNia: oops.. that was for the late
CAKHost: Hi Heather!
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LunarJade: Don't worry we're playing a time travelling game. Means we can never be late.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for more Rhythmic Adventure with Rhythmic Cafe -- Taikno no Tatsujin style!!! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtGXc3FVoAALBRt.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1356032338262515713
nartin9: first?
BodaciousNia: yay :D
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Juliamon: No such thing as first here
BodaciousNia: someone call the DR
RandomTrivia: @nartin9 Yeah, Twitch Chat doesn't work like that
ky0dar: i forget, did we actually ship nobunaga and marie antoinette?
LunarJade: We're in dinosaur/ Monster Hunter times right now.
nartin9: no way to prove me wrong so . . .
Juliamon: actually there is
nartin9: when I entered 1 viewer
Wolfstrike_NL: alot of have been here since the previous stream :P
Wolfstrike_NL: of us*
LunarJade: I'm calling 2nd!
lirazel64: Wheee!
LunarJade: :p
markaci: lrrHEATHER_SG lrrIAN_SG
Juliamon: I think you'll find my badge says I'm, in fact, first
RandomTrivia: nartin9 https://i.imgur.com/woYw09u.png
BodaciousNia: I call BEEJ!
LunarJade: Red Rover Red Rover, we call chat over!
RandomTrivia: Also, hi Heather!
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon That is a FANCY badge
TehAmelie: what zany game are we playing now?
RandomTrivia: Taiko no Tatsujin
lirazel64: bursts through the line!
TehAmelie: hi Heather
RandomTrivia: The Adventures in Time of Oda Nobunaga and Marie Antoinette!
LunarJade: hihi!
Juliamon: ok enough of the brag-badge
DarkMorford: Shotgun!
TehAmelie: the bradge, if you will
Juliamon: (I keep them turned off bc... I really don't like the "first" meme)
BodaciousNia: Shogun!
DarkMorford: No, I don't want the front seat, someone left a 12-gauge sitting here...
LunarJade: oh here we go..
ky0dar: i say again, the RC theme is a bona fide bop
GapFiller: welcome back Ian
TehAmelie: "bragd" is the swedish word for a notable feat or accomplishment, pronounced more or less like bradge. coincidence?
BodaciousNia: Long time no see Ian
ky0dar: wooooooooooo
RandomTrivia: Drum time WOOOOO
TehAmelie: hi again I-man
GapFiller: hai Heather
RaklarLS: unreasonably maybe, but not unnecessary
TehAmelie: and Heather
RandomTrivia: Loosen your Tie-ko a little LUL
Juliamon: Gif that
TehAmelie: team HI
constablecrab: I recently learned that 'vigg" is the Swedish word for both "thunderbolt" and "tufted duck"
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, am I the right amount of late?
TehAmelie: bird names are weird
Juliamon: Yeah, uh... let's guess who some of these are. Is that Cid?
RandomTrivia: @Pteraspidomorphi The fashionable amount, yes :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Juliamon no that's the West country Doctor.
LordZarano: @constablecrab Ducks are some of the world's fastest birds in level flight
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon I looked away, what did you want a gif of?
constablecrab: bats and cats and beats and cats and beats and cats
Juliamon: Don't worry about it
TehAmelie: straight into the Ninth? wow
Pteraspidomorphi: The EU frowns collectively
RandomTrivia: :D
gualdhar: when did we get the Palicos?
niccus: rock eventually ages into fossil
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Sanic?
constablecrab: I just wish my classic rock station would stop treating the genre like a moving target.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hot take: classical the genre has nothing to do with how old it is
RandomTrivia: Aww, I forgot how adorable fluffy dinosaurs are
Juliamon: I maintain my stance that these dinos are just armor-less Flamedramons
Invitare: except people misuse the term "Classic" when it comes to music. It's actually a defined period, between Baroque and Romantic
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Excellent point
TehAmelie: i find it curious hundreds of years after Beethoven's time we uncovered and reconstructed a song from like 30,000 years ago that has some of the same happy note progression as An die Freude
gualdhar: ok, those cats are definitely palicos
Juliamon: gualdhar They are indeed. Mon and Hun.
gualdhar: @Juliamon odd to see the crossover, but MH loves to cross over with literally anything
Saulens181: *taiko
r2gamer2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:23 PM
r2gamer2: !streamtime
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:57.