Lithobraker: @DarkMorford yes but if my multimeter is right I can get another minute and a half out of my batteries...
Juliamon: don't give a damn if you hit the pit sideways
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I like how in 1898 France golf tees were a major hazard to tires
Gen2Gengar: And cabbage leaves
TehAmelie: i'm still not over finding out the Michelin guide, gold standard of comparing fancy eateries, was started by the tire company
DarkMorford: Gotta know where to eat on those long road trips
Territan: @TehAmelie Does it surprise you that a tire company would want people going out and driving around and visiting eateries and hotels?
margieargie: @TehAmelie Kind of like the main compiler of world records is a brewery, I guess
TehAmelie: it seems obvious in hindsight
Zhalkir: Is it possible to maintain a bit more speed in those turns through drifting?
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Look it was either that or sponsor more road races into Spain and the local Spaniards were so annoyed in the late 1800s they would shoot at the drivers.
Driosenth: @margieargie Guinness world's records makes sense when you realize it was originally published to settle bar bets
Territan: @TehAmelie Some business is emergent. Remember, Lloyd's of London started out as a coffeehouse...
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (25s from now).
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I love the 19th century and how it was just slapstick, you could get shot racing in European motorsports, or poisoned running in the St. Louis Olympics
SnowBuddy18: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea people wanted value in their entertainment
margieargie: Early 20th century Olympics had tug-of-war as a medal event
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Finish! lrrHORN
LordZarano: !findquote my house
LRRbot: Quote #3943: "Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES" —Ian [2017-02-05]
RandomTrivia: Thanks Ian, this series has been excellent
JoannaTastic: lrrHEART
Territan: Bonus lap!
GapFiller: get Heather in here to rate yr performance Kappa
Lithobraker: @Territan I'm reminded of modern day chaebol and zaibatsu
Gen2Gengar: Hey Siri, call Heather
niccus: the next 24hr should have lrr folks as racing directors
mr_yarget: Thanks for a great series of play it forward!
mr_yarget: See you on the VOD when I re-watch at work.
El_Funko: I like the depth of field effect going on
SnowBuddy18: *whistle* 10 second penalty for using the sub-ocean
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Beej: 5 minutes time out unless you eat 3 pots of pudding in 10 seconds
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian: WHAT?
KevinTheShark: Nicely done on that corner
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: Gant!
TheElrad: nice drift
margieargie: I'm sure Jacques was very impressed
Satheus: Style points for sure
SnowBuddy18: Ian needs sunglasses after that turn
Zhalkir: nani!?
Saunabath: I think Jumpsuit Jacques was impressed
DarkMorford: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I'm imagining Ian taking a turn perfectly and Graham just yelling "Change!" from offscreen :D
markaci: lrrIAN_SG
LordZarano: !findquote my house
LRRbot: Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." —Graham [2015-12-16]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @DarkMorford or just getting him coming into the pits as Dave'ss spokesmen
ky0dar: um
Territan: Come on in to Ian's for breakfast, where today's special is a Canadian bacon egmelt and a side of crispy gant gant fries.
RandomTrivia: That bumper LUL
Zhalkir: LUL
kamelion84: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
margieargie: Well, that's a way to end
GapFiller: katesLol katesLol katesLol
margieargie: What a great series this has been! lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Ian lrrIAN lrrHEART
ky0dar: tfs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: tppowerGG Ian
fastlane250: ohhhh god the logo isnt centered the same on both cards lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
LunarJade: Hey chat!
DarkMorford: Hi Heather!
BodaciousNia: hey :(
BodaciousNia: oops.. that was for the late
CAKHost: Hi Heather!
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LunarJade: Don't worry we're playing a time travelling game. Means we can never be late.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for more Rhythmic Adventure with Rhythmic Cafe -- Taikno no Tatsujin style!!! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtGXc3FVoAALBRt.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1356032338262515713
nartin9: first?
BodaciousNia: yay :D
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Juliamon: No such thing as first here
BodaciousNia: someone call the DR
RandomTrivia: @nartin9 Yeah, Twitch Chat doesn't work like that
ky0dar: i forget, did we actually ship nobunaga and marie antoinette?
LunarJade: We're in dinosaur/ Monster Hunter times right now.
nartin9: no way to prove me wrong so . . .
Juliamon: actually there is
nartin9: when I entered 1 viewer
Wolfstrike_NL: alot of have been here since the previous stream :P
Wolfstrike_NL: of us*
LunarJade: I'm calling 2nd!
lirazel64: Wheee!
LunarJade: :p
markaci: lrrHEATHER_SG lrrIAN_SG
Juliamon: I think you'll find my badge says I'm, in fact, first
RandomTrivia: nartin9 https://i.imgur.com/woYw09u.png
BodaciousNia: I call BEEJ!
LunarJade: Red Rover Red Rover, we call chat over!
RandomTrivia: Also, hi Heather!
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon That is a FANCY badge
TehAmelie: what zany game are we playing now?
RandomTrivia: Taiko no Tatsujin
lirazel64: bursts through the line!
TehAmelie: hi Heather
RandomTrivia: The Adventures in Time of Oda Nobunaga and Marie Antoinette!
LunarJade: hihi!
Juliamon: ok enough of the brag-badge
DarkMorford: Shotgun!
TehAmelie: the bradge, if you will
Juliamon: (I keep them turned off bc... I really don't like the "first" meme)
BodaciousNia: Shogun!
DarkMorford: No, I don't want the front seat, someone left a 12-gauge sitting here...
LunarJade: oh here we go..
ky0dar: i say again, the RC theme is a bona fide bop
GapFiller: welcome back Ian
TehAmelie: "bragd" is the swedish word for a notable feat or accomplishment, pronounced more or less like bradge. coincidence?
BodaciousNia: Long time no see Ian
ky0dar: wooooooooooo
RandomTrivia: Drum time WOOOOO
TehAmelie: hi again I-man
GapFiller: hai Heather
RaklarLS: unreasonably maybe, but not unnecessary
TehAmelie: and Heather
RandomTrivia: Loosen your Tie-ko a little LUL
Juliamon: Gif that
TehAmelie: team HI
constablecrab: I recently learned that 'vigg" is the Swedish word for both "thunderbolt" and "tufted duck"
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, am I the right amount of late?
TehAmelie: bird names are weird
Juliamon: Yeah, uh... let's guess who some of these are. Is that Cid?
RandomTrivia: @Pteraspidomorphi The fashionable amount, yes :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Juliamon no that's the West country Doctor.
LordZarano: @constablecrab Ducks are some of the world's fastest birds in level flight
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon I looked away, what did you want a gif of?
constablecrab: bats and cats and beats and cats and beats and cats
Juliamon: Don't worry about it
TehAmelie: straight into the Ninth? wow
Pteraspidomorphi: The EU frowns collectively
RandomTrivia: :D
gualdhar: when did we get the Palicos?
niccus: rock eventually ages into fossil
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Sanic?
constablecrab: I just wish my classic rock station would stop treating the genre like a moving target.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hot take: classical the genre has nothing to do with how old it is
RandomTrivia: Aww, I forgot how adorable fluffy dinosaurs are
Juliamon: I maintain my stance that these dinos are just armor-less Flamedramons
Invitare: except people misuse the term "Classic" when it comes to music. It's actually a defined period, between Baroque and Romantic
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Excellent point
TehAmelie: i find it curious hundreds of years after Beethoven's time we uncovered and reconstructed a song from like 30,000 years ago that has some of the same happy note progression as An die Freude
gualdhar: ok, those cats are definitely palicos
Juliamon: gualdhar They are indeed. Mon and Hun.
gualdhar: @Juliamon odd to see the crossover, but MH loves to cross over with literally anything
Saulens181: *taiko
r2gamer2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:23 PM
r2gamer2: !streamtime
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:57.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: need to get me some of those dinostronks
Territan: Don't be so sure. Volcanoes are practically foundational if you're going to have a load-bearing boss.
r2gamer2: @LoadingReadyRun I love the Taiko no Tatsujin games and I am so glad you guys are playing this one
BodaciousNia: what controls are you using Ian??
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: WELP
Saulens181: Boberto
Invitare: Taiko Ultimate: EVERYONE IS HERE
Juliamon: That's pretty on point
TehAmelie: Steamin Steven
markaci: That's hooot
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh man, people wonder why they've not adapted Toqger....
RandomTrivia: Somehow that doesn't look right
Bobtheninjagoldfish: then you show them the penis trainzord
r2gamer2: @BodaciousNia I know he is using the joy-cons
Juliamon: Boneosaur!
CAKHost: An angry fossil!
Juliamon: I like the crystal spines on the skelesaur
r2gamer2: @BodaciousNia Also I dont think he is using motion controls so probably A and B
Invitare: that thing on the top makes the Dinosaurs seem recent
CAKHost: It's got a shell on its tail?
DarkMorford: Have we shown this one to Blathers yet?
Invitare: oh it went first, that's accurate
RandomTrivia: It does seem to have a shell on the end of its tail
CAKHost: Is that to make it the one with the club on its tail, that I can't remember
VmKid: PraiseIt
RandomTrivia: And an arthropod on the rock chair thing
Juliamon: Some sort of trilobite hip
KevinTheShark: That is clearly more than one dinosaur
TehAmelie: it's a possessed fossil, of possifil if you will
constablecrab: You and the dinosaurs agree to disagree.
RandomTrivia: Ian's completionist brain can't help it
Invitare: these time periods are a mess
Gen2Gengar: I like this song
r2gamer2: @LoadingReadyRun where did you get the Palico?
RandomTrivia: @Invitare Oh yeah, this game is a bunch of walking anachronisms. Isn't it great? :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it's a pity too because ToQger has some really interesting ideas for a Sentai series, and the villains have super cool designs,
Juliamon: r2gamer2 It joined when we got here
r2gamer2: ok
Hexi_Lexi: hey friends who i love more than words can express!!!
RandomTrivia: Hey Lexi!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Heya Lexi
Hexi_Lexi: Steavin is a mood, ngl
TehAmelie: hey that Eggy guy, maybe they can evolve into Egmelt?
CururuGuasu: What I saw of ToQger was great. I really wish there was an easier/legal way to catch the older Sendai series subbed
Vanbael: Steavin is just mono-AAAA
theleerm: flame dino has a higher dps i believe
BodaciousNia: you should name the Hun.. Attilla
CururuGuasu: QT Hun-E
RandomTrivia: As opposed to death meat? I guess?
TehAmelie: ah, the mythical first aid spray. i got some of that once, when i was in Texas. mosquitos still ate my legs all night long, but i didn't feel it at all until next morning
constablecrab: can't unsee
Juliamon: Oh no they are definitely bobbins
Gen2Gengar: This song is about butts and boobs
RealGamerCow: Okay, I did hear oppai
VmKid: Okay I was wondering if my Japanese was rustier than normal and we all heard the same thing
Juliamon: aw I was hoping for the shrimp
TehAmelie: very Gurren Lagann
BodaciousNia: anyone else a BIT surprised that Ian doesn't have an actual drum to play these games with?
RandomTrivia: DrilleX, surely :p
VmKid: dril
RandomTrivia: Welp
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Drillex
constablecrab: Dinosaurs made out of shop tools. I'm sure the timeline is completely stable.
Hexi_Lexi: Drillex
RandomTrivia: What timeline? Time is clearly a giant mixing bowl in this game
TehAmelie: that hapless baby dino with eggshell on its head doesn't look worth killing with a sword. . .
Mysticman89: level up heals makes for interresting speedrun tactics
shurtal: Welp, i just got back from a food run and hit a deer. i can't tell for sure but it doesn't look like anything on by truck broke, and the deer ran off so..... everything went ok?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: you are making me wanna watch ToQger.. stop it lol
TehAmelie: huh
RandomTrivia: There's still time for some Gridman
TehAmelie: ack, i just passed 777,777 channel points
BodaciousNia: Neighbours will hate me if I use it?
DarkMorford: Drum controller too loud? Sounds like a TTSF project to me.
fastlane250: can’t wait to not have same-building neighbors in a few months
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
Hexi_Lexi: if i wasnt moving tomorrow, i would get the just to spite my current neighbour who doesnt know the concept of "speaking calmly"
BodaciousNia: LOL
BodaciousNia: they would be BUSSING confused
TehAmelie: lrrSCOOP_TK
gualdhar: would Brutal Legend be a good recommendation for Rhythm Cafe, or would vids get DMCAd with all the actual rock music in the game?
CaptainSpam: Brutal Legend isn't really a rhythm game, per se.
Hexi_Lexi: im frankly surprised that Ian DIDNT get this cabinet
TehAmelie: it has a theme of rock music, that's about all as far as i remember
CaptainSpam: "I saw them twitch involuntarily! That means they're okay!"
RandomTrivia: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: LUL heather
Invitare: the Rabbit's a bomb! Run!
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
Hexi_Lexi: IAN HORNER
TehAmelie: something Minutemen something
fastlane250: getting mild LNDF vibes
RandomTrivia: Bit of Horner-on-main there
CaptainSpam: "I'm just a freelance jerk!"
Hexi_Lexi: oh man, this is hysterical i love it
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT
constablecrab: niiiice
CaptainSpam: KATSU YOU SON OF A-
Hexi_Lexi: BOO THIS DRUM
constablecrab: Their names are a pun. What were you expecting?
CaptainSpam: No! He threw a JPEG at us!
RealGamerCow: Time to drum in 5/4 then?
r10pez10: well it is in 7/4 ian
r10pez10: now 3
r10pez10: you did it
Hexi_Lexi: ya did it!
sendatou: the monion blur on those keys
r10pez10: (narrator: they had to listen to the song again)
RandomTrivia: Once more, with feeling?
CaptainSpam: "Oh, well. This concludes today's lesson. Next week, class, we'll..."
r10pez10: wait the drums talk
CaptainSpam: "Also, having a spear thrown through it didn't help matters for the control device, either."
Juliamon: Universal dino language
CaptainSpam: Anyway, now he's going to join our party.
Hexi_Lexi: ah, yes, known language "Dinosaur"
CaptainSpam: Wait, no, we want Giganto Rex, not Lucario Lite.
RealGamerCow: Big Grimlock vibes
Juliamon: Yeah, what about Alenka?
Counting_Kittens: Just who is this Don they keep mentioning?
r10pez10: let's leave our finance in hell
RandomTrivia: Whose fine aunts now? Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Stonks
Gen2Gengar: 16th?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wait, we're back in time. buy netflix stocks
CaptainSpam: @Counting_Kittens I think he's a duck. Maybe.
r10pez10: this is some classic rhythm game style story
r10pez10: strong parappa and space channel 5 vibes
SnivianMoon: I am enthralled by the unfolding drama of time traveling accounting. Finance! ! !
DarkMorford: The next part of what? The game?
ArdCollider: huge shared feel there, Lakio
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
r10pez10: ??
Hexi_Lexi: eeeeeek
RandomTrivia: It's Mummie Antoinette!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Egypt next then?
Juliamon: Cleocatra time
CaptainSpam: Ah, we're going to find Cleocatra?
Hexi_Lexi: oh, 100% Egypt
RealGamerCow: Juliamon I misread that as Cloacatra
Painfully_Dyslexic: time for a stardust crusade?
r10pez10: assembly lines to make widgets
voslan: Library of Alexandria?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Tempest2097: Oh no we're responsible for the burning.
Dog_of_Myth: We went to a Magic card then?
CaptainSpam: Well, they're scrolls actually, but you're very close.
Gen2Gengar: They're rolls, not books
Hexi_Lexi: @Tempest2097 gdi youre right its gonna happen
constablecrab: stabbin time!
TehAmelie: maybe we can rewrite history. the simple move would be opening the library to the public
DarkMorford: Now I want chicken katsu
r10pez10: this battle music is for EXTREME library
Gen2Gengar: This is the highest intensity library music I've ever heard
Earthenone: i wonder what sort of orginizational system that library used
VmKid: I'm suddenly reminded of the burning smell they use on Spaceship Earth
Hexi_Lexi: big brother?! he is watching
Tempest2097: @Earthenone We don't know, any records about how it was organized probably burned with it.
Dog_of_Myth: But are they solider boys?
Tempest2097: We don't even know WHEN the library burned exactly because that's where the records were kept.
CaptainSpam: If only Melvil Dewey were here! He'd know what to do!
r10pez10: ehehe~
r10pez10: it is me~ cleopatra~! ehehe~
CaptainSpam sighs deeply
voslan: wait.... Was that an ARA ARA!
Hexi_Lexi: omg they made Cleo a BUSSING CAT GIRL
Tempest2097: That was indeed an Ara Ara.
r10pez10: just hanging out in a library
constablecrab: Never know when you'll get hungry.
shurtal: ara ar-nyan
voslan: You mean CleoCATra!
CururuGuasu: Cleopatnya
matthaus_c: Cleocatradora
r10pez10: clawocatpaw
TehAmelie: probably nothing, but Heather turned into a robot for a second there
constablecrab: Apparently, Egyptian for "meow" is "miw"
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
RandomTrivia: Oh, I thought that was on my end
Dog_of_Myth: Cleomeowtra
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: So, as far as that guard knows, we're friends of a god
Hexi_Lexi: uhh.... CAT JOKE
RandomTrivia: Hey there wynternyghtynggale
spethycakes: Fleaocatpaw
Juliamon: Let's tomb raid!
DocTie: sooooo evil clone or something?
RandomTrivia: Let's go into the death trap that I had built!
CaptainSpam: "No, I didn't say that AT ALL! What were you listening to during that fadeout? Arrg... let me start over..."
matthaus_c: she's got a dumptruck alright
TehAmelie: Lara Croft and the colonial empire hasn't been born yet, it's cool to raid some tombs
constablecrab: These historical figures are all surprisingly accepting of all this.
constablecrab: And definitely no curse.
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
Hexi_Lexi: IAN PLZ
voslan: "Please go into the Trap Laden area, make sure you bring all your gold, Gems, Silver and thing that can be pawned... I mean used Afterwards!"
shurtal: if i learned anything from Yakuza 0, this person's a fisting artist
r10pez10: what's wrong! with that
Gen2Gengar: Godspeed You! Black Emperor
r10pez10: panic! at the disco
RandomTrivia: Every time they're on screen I want the fuzzy dinosaur a bit more. Looks so cuddly...
r10pez10: lmao taiko
CaptainSpam: "And I'm talking to a drum, but that part's normal."
RandomTrivia: "...and the barman says "Is this some kind of joke?""
r10pez10: collectibles, ian
VmKid: Time is warped and space is bendable!
RandomTrivia: LUL
r10pez10: north is up
TehAmelie: fix Ticky by putting his parts back eh
RandomTrivia: Go... left?
RandomTrivia: !quote 2705
LRRbot: Quote #2705: "Let's go break stuff." —Ian and Beej [2016-06-01]
TehAmelie: The Book of Haste is short, yet boring. . .
Hexi_Lexi: KITTYS
CaptainSpam: Meow.
Hexi_Lexi: meow
RandomTrivia: Somehow that is surprising
Dog_of_Myth: Can't pet the dog....
r10pez10: was the other soldier talking about a specific order
RandomTrivia: Cannot pet dog, 0/10
C_DOS_KEZ: just taking my taiko for a walk
CaptainSpam: Welp, guess now we're chopping off the Sphinx's nose AND burning down the Library of Alexandria...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: chances the sphinx comes to life?
RandomTrivia: Probably the end boss or something
voslan: *To Cleopatra* "Your family tree is the thing of nightmares!"
Juliamon: Expensive renaming mechanic
Dog_of_Myth: We can buy Camel Humps?
Hexi_Lexi: camel humps? id rather if it didnt
r10pez10: "kawaii!"
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, Repels!
CaptainSpam: Ah, this affects your team. Interesting.
r10pez10: uhh
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
VmKid: I beg your pardon
Hexi_Lexi: ONO
RandomTrivia: Why is the drum a school girl now?!
TehAmelie: i kind of liked FF6 where you had to pay an Elixir and defeat a Cactuar in uncontrollable single battle for a Rename Card
RandomTrivia: Why are the Scarabs playing Bejeweled again?
HundreydAundre: Yea! I did it!
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, the classics. Nobunaga With Gun.
Dog_of_Myth: Nobunaga's got a gun....
RandomTrivia: He's got a Nobuna-gun? Did we do that joke already?
RandomTrivia: I think we may have done that joke already
r10pez10: what's the H for
Juliamon: You know what it's for
CaptainSpam: It's for hologram, obviously. Just like in Red Dwarf.
HundreydAundre: I've launched a view of many streams in 360!
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon Beat me to it
voslan: Well that three Leg wasn't a Cane, ifyouknowwhati'msaying!
Territan: That, and Red Dwarf.
gualdhar: hologram-tai?
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:54.
Spicy_Meat_Boi: i thought it stood for hallway
CaptainSpam: "RImmer"
RandomTrivia: When we get a second one, we can call it Zweisphinx!
TehAmelie: Sphinxxx
CaptainSpam: Yay!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: good choice
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
RandomTrivia: And so the references go another layer deeper
r10pez10: cycle your legs
TehAmelie: expand your fluids
TehAmelie: your mind is beginning to take effect
DarkMorford: Empty your mind!
TehAmelie: why is your mind full of water?
TehAmelie: revision: why is your mind full of wet?
LunarJade: you want your brain to be wet.
Mysticman89: delicious pea wet
TehAmelie: the brain, yes, but the mind?
DarkMorford: !findquote thick wet
LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
RandomTrivia: DarkMorford pls
TehAmelie: hi again
RandomTrivia: \o/
Dog_of_Myth: \o/
RandomTrivia: More reliable than a garden strimmer...
Gen2Gengar: THat smoking beetle is something
TehAmelie: that dung beetle. . .formation? looks precarious
TehAmelie: some of these enemies, i'm not sure they even show up to fight you
RandomTrivia: *Savidan voice* This game is easy!
Dog_of_Myth: Asp
Gen2Gengar: Arbok
VmKid: CoBRAAAAH!
voslan: Destorya?
TehAmelie: hail cobra!
TehAmelie: is that a thing they say?
CururuGuasu: Serpentor
Territan: Serpentius!
Earthenone: !card scorpinox
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CaptainSpam: oh my
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Dog_of_Myth: Lewd
VmKid: LUL
DarkMorford: Beast Wars!
Juliamon: We named them correctly
RandomTrivia: AHHHHH
RandomTrivia: nope nope nope nope nope
SirShaken: Hello highlights
RandomTrivia: IT GOT WORSE
markaci: LUL
TehAmelie: he's blood type bom
Territan: This Stream is Going Places!
CaptainSpam: It ALWAYS gets worse.
spethycakes: So...a power bottom?
pinkpi: this is a thing????????????
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pete_simpson: Hi friends.
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TehAmelie: polka dot cobra with a cobra headdress? now i have seen everything
RandomTrivia: Polka dot cobra is certainly a thing
RandomTrivia: HEATHER
r10pez10: heather a power top is a beyblade
TehAmelie: i figured a top is the power by default
theinvisiblevoice: "a true top does not need to declare their power"
Mysticman89: depends who is supplying the wattage
theinvisiblevoice: XD
Dog_of_Myth: Pin the tail on horny
TehAmelie: [epic level nyaaaah]
diamondmx: The off-beat combat sounds seem like they'd be really off-putting.
Hexi_Lexi: i wish i liked stouts, that honestly sounds lovely
r10pez10: reaction time? ... like a rhythm game?
RandomTrivia: Well, do what you can
TehAmelie: Pooboss?
r10pez10: Shtbss
RandomTrivia: Dammit Ian!
RealGamerCow: shitbos
diamondmx: Shitbos
r10pez10: you can buy a rename lol
DocTie: I mean, he as a gun
Dog_of_Myth: *swoons*
CaptainSpam: Geez, Ticky, can you just chill for like one cutscene?
RandomTrivia: I love how far and wide Laiko's accent is ranging
Juliamon: "legend"
TehAmelie: Ticky is about to e x p l o d e
DarkMorford: Sushi Strikers?
niccus: survival open world monster hunter
Hexi_Lexi: "every food is a battle" is pretty powerful
RandomTrivia: Follow-up question: Why aren't the stocks nailed down to anything?
Gen2Gengar: I mean, there's a manga literally called Food Wars
diamondmx: Like, whose mummy is she?
Zu_o: They did eat more than a few, so I am certain they put SOME mummys in stock.
CururuGuasu: That’s future world’s problem
DarkMorford: Each?!
RandomTrivia: I guess there wasn't much demand so they didn't need to stock many of them lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: we're gonna need a bunch of rename cards
VmKid: lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: Ian does not approve of the Switch's keyboard UI. Kappa
Hexi_Lexi: to be fair, Beej probably is a mummy
RandomTrivia: Sentai time!
CururuGuasu: Go go mummy rangers
r10pez10: how do they walk
TehAmelie: Towers of Hanoi of Kairo?
CururuGuasu: Undead Sentai Mumaranger
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 They shamble
CaptainSpam: Haven't heard from Shed lately.
Hexi_Lexi: its not anubis, its an OLD bus :P
Mysticman89: could go for some ptah
RandomTrivia: benginFingers Hexi_Lexi
r10pez10: what do they eat for dinner
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Easy there Savidan
r10pez10: is the H on the book before related to the Book of Draining
DocTie: Holograms drains batteries I suppose
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NathanJay_GA: Anyone think its weird how the brain named itself?
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r10pez10: chat will egg people on too
fastlane250: The what button?
VmKid: Ho ho ho, ho ho ho
Mysticman89: of course you guys have a "don't push" button
Juliamon: Label it "gorilla machine"
Territan: The "Make Everything Fine" Button.
Hexi_Lexi: that just reminds me of that meme of that guy singing War Pigs by Sabbath to the tune of Deck the Halls
Territan: It's a mimic!
r10pez10: lmao
RandomTrivia: LUL
CaptainSpam: Cleopatra's just absolutely delighted by this.
Hexi_Lexi: is this indiana jones?
r10pez10: wow rip that drum
Territan: Plot Armor.
RandomTrivia: What are you doing here?!
MechaGai: Oh snap more Taiko RPG streaming.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
MechaGai: mechag2Mecha mechag2Mecha mechag2Mecha
TehAmelie: lrrDARK
Hexi_Lexi: Prof Subway is so damn funny to me
MechaGai: Right meow?
Juliamon: DatBast
r10pez10: Cat
TehAmelie: Nyancat?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: luna
Earthenone: Steppe
Vanbael: Nyandere?
r10pez10: you can't name cats without UH
Hexi_Lexi: man door hand hook car door?
MechaGai: You need that emperor dung beetle.
Gen2Gengar: They have it
RandomTrivia: The sprite work in this game is frankly excellent
TehAmelie: i guess it's a sarcophagus so Juicebox could be funny too
r10pez10: mcdonalds!
MechaGai: And this was a 3DS port
Gen2Gengar: It's the monty hall problem!
MechaGai: Kinda amazed it scales so well
DocTie: you got a thing
r10pez10: nice item
DocTie: or did you
MechaGai: But they already found the switch. it's in his hands.
Gen2Gengar: I like that they explain that you can walk through an open door
r10pez10: i feel like you can reset as many times as you want
r10pez10: yes that was three
MechaGai: After you mess up a lot the game will attempt to do it for you
r10pez10: The door is now shut, you cannot go through it.
Earthenone: the instuctions were very clear, open the correct doors
r10pez10: lmao
r10pez10: wow cleopatra actually did something
DocTie: left left right
DocTie: I'm not sure that's a puzzle per say
SnackPak_: rhythm is a puzzle in time
r10pez10: rip that other treasure
MechaGai: Life has many doors, Ed boy.
RandomTrivia: @MechaGai That is not a reference I was expecting to appear in Rhythm Cafe LUL
r10pez10: eww
TehAmelie: in my travels i have found people either love or hate Dr Pepper. nobody just likes it
MechaGai: I'm just full of Boomer references.
CaptainSpam: Okay, see, Eggy's got the right idea, just offer items to us, not make a pass at us by offering to suck our blood.
Gen2Gengar: Double wielding Horus
r10pez10: bed of snails
MechaGai: Horus is a God, after all. super broken.
MechaGai: The later ones have FANTASTIC names.
Gen2Gengar: But *I* need the chest
TehAmelie: i figured a bed of nails serves mostly as motivation to not gain weight
r10pez10: it's the sarsparilla/aniseed
MechaGai: Pop? What are you, a Midwesterner?
r10pez10: i can't stand licorice/aniseed
fastlane250: okay so why is the XP/gold box so huge compared to the text? i'm gonna assume that's a localization-induced thing
Dog_of_Myth: That's good
Juliamon: Boxnard
Hexi_Lexi: name it Hexi Kappa
adambomb625: Murphy, the most Ancient Curse of all
MechaGai: Boxy?
TehAmelie: what's an ancient curse? AHSS
fastlane250: boxee box?
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
Subrand0m: I can assure you that I know a lot of people who are very much I dont like Dr Pepper but I do like it more than Insert Coke or Pepsi here. So they will order that if their preferred is not there.
MechaGai: Hi I'M BOXXY
r10pez10: dare i ask what the boxee box was
fastlane250: @r10pez10 wanna say it was like a home theater PC-type thing
Earthenone: boxee box is probobly a loot crate from boxnard :P
MechaGai: Dr. Pepper is good but it's almost always Mr. Pibb instead around here.
fastlane250: ah, closer to a set-top box
r10pez10: "is this customer just asking for a cardboard box but is being cute about it"
PMAvers: "Beej"?
r10pez10: hello do you have a boxee box
fastlane250: $30 on eBay right now!
MechaGai: Ok, Dr. Claw.
r10pez10: donk donk
Hexi_Lexi: ill get you next time gadget!
RandomTrivia: Evil Demon will get Gadget next time
TehAmelie: an evil demon implies there are good demons. i bet they're sweet
MechaGai: still freaks me out that Claw and Fred from Scooby have the same voice actor.
r10pez10: like ian
Hexi_Lexi: @TehAmelie i do my best
TheDailyMapleSyrup: reliably scary
RandomTrivia: (I think that's us, is that us?)
Juliamon: You can trust an asshole to be an asshole.
Hexi_Lexi: youre not WRONG
adambomb625: I like how the Samurai dude just has a pistol
MechaGai: You thought you were gonna enjoy this bop?
Mortimew: katesWin
MechaGai: Taiko mode is where it's at for me.
RandomTrivia: The statues suddenly got very DS 3D
TehAmelie: i know, let's keep Ticky's part in that boxy box's box in future
MechaGai: Yep. it's a 3DS game.
r10pez10: cleopatra no
Juliamon: Cleo no
MechaGai: Cleo YES
RandomTrivia: Ah, that would explain that! Thanks MechaGai
DocTie: Osiris?
MechaGai: Oh here it comes.
r10pez10: uhh
RandomTrivia: OH NO
niccus: a stone mask!
MechaGai: Suddenly JoJo
Gen2Gengar: EXCUSE me
RandomTrivia: ANYWAY
Earthenone: "I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come..."
voslan: there goes the PG-13 Rating
r10pez10: she looks the same
Biggjudicem: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
RandomTrivia: Nope. Nope. Nope.
MechaGai: That's just your Stand, Cleo
TehAmelie: welling up in every cavity in your body? what kind of sex are these people having?
r10pez10: "that's because i was perfect all the time also we ran out of budget"
r10pez10: oh hey look it's a bird, a dog, and a cat
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: ah, the reindeer-puffin-jackal-headed god
fastlane250: hoot
r10pez10: 100%
Hexi_Lexi: LUL
RandomTrivia: *Baseball wind up sting*
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
MechaGai: F it, I'm out!
Himyul: Subway: Eat Flesh
Gen2Gengar: That was more stadium announcer than three headed ancient god
MechaGai: Crank dat Ticky Boi.
Juliamon: I love this game, but also I hate this game.
Earthenone: a nobunagas gotta do what a nobunagas gotta do
r10pez10: what power
TehAmelie: i like the bunny with the radar dish ears. first time i've seen that made literal
MechaGai: I'll form the head!
r10pez10: cleo nothing changed
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Earthenone: a giant woman?
r10pez10: uhhh
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
PMAvers: Cleopatera has discovered the power of a GUN
Hexi_Lexi: GIANT WOMAN
RandomTrivia: Cleopatra Giant Woman confirmed
DeM0nFiRe: Wait how does this affect last night's rankings?
Mysticman89: cleopatra is a thicc woman.
fastlane250: this has got to be one of most excusey of excuse plots i've ever seen in a while
CaptainSpam: We need to update the giant woman power charts, then.
MechaGai: It's better than giant woman
MechaGai: Cleo is a STAND USER
Hexi_Lexi: ITS THE ENEMY STAND
r10pez10: it was me all along, cleo
CururuGuasu: Cleopatra and her stand, Dance Like an Egyptian
Juliamon: So what do we call this cerberean abomination? Rabistet?
Hexi_Lexi: omg why didnt JJBA use Cleopatra in stardust crusader?!
Hexi_Lexi: crusaders*
r10pez10: birducken
r10pez10: birdogen
MechaGai: Artegun?
CaptainSpam: We had a Dave's Spokesman bit about this a few Deserts Bus ago...
r10pez10: the sandy parts kinda annoying, all the faces were the same including the bombs
RandomTrivia: God the casting for this game is all over the place LUL
MechaGai: Only way to tell what's what is from the text under the notes
Mortimew: lrrHAM_SG
CaptainSpam: "May I ask you something? What's with the cat ears? They make you look ridiculous."
Hexi_Lexi: its a stand, marie! have you not seen Jojo's?! :P
RandomTrivia: Wait, the cat ears are expressive?!
KBKarma: I'm guessing that people here would be very interested in the Rhythm Paradise Reanimated videos
adambomb625: Nobody can defeat my Stand: 「Walk Like an Egyptian」
RandomTrivia: The cat ears can emote?!
Hexi_Lexi: IAN
Hexi_Lexi: LUL
RandomTrivia: Ian why.....
dabudder: I dont like this
dabudder: :/
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
dabudder: royal god please stop being inside me
DarkMorford: Ichiban NO
RandomTrivia: @CaptainSpam Doesn't need a name, just a great big "THE"
RandomTrivia: IAN ON
RandomTrivia: NO
r10pez10: IAN NO
voslan: IAN DOWN!
Hexi_Lexi: IAN NO
r10pez10: what is the ghost from the gorillaz here
SAJewers: pinkkiFine
RandomTrivia: In the continuing adventures of Horner-on-Main
MechaGai: Cleo wants beauty but the god of muscle wants muscle
CururuGuasu: Swolepatra
Hexi_Lexi: tiltyhPLS
r10pez10: uhh
KBKarma: UHHHH
ArdCollider: it's weird that books on ancient Egypt don't tell you how shredded the Pharaonic ka is
RandomTrivia: Ian please! Leave SOMETHING, ANYTHING to the imagination!
CaptainSpam: @ArdCollider I guess they just felt cats were more important to write about?
Countzeroor: Cue "Onegai Muscle"
MechaGai: no means no
CaptainSpam: Marie should totally come back swole as hell.
adambomb625: RIP
DarkMorford: @Countzeroor DOUBLE BICEPS!
KBKarma: MOREscles.
MechaGai: Laiko?
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Gen2Gengar: @Hexi_Lexi I was always more of a Lego person
Earthenone: cleopatra. mangaka
KBKarma: She died before it was finished,
TehAmelie: there's some joke about 4-koma here
SnivianMoon: You know, it does feel like One Piece has been going on since Ancient Egypt....
TheDailyMapleSyrup: one piece
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:52.
Hexi_Lexi: @Gen2Gengar my playmobil collection is in my grandmas basement and i regularly added to it before covid hit
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
CaptainSpam: "We've got these books with a huge 'H' on them which are truly fascinating!"
KBKarma: GHOST IS STILL THERE, *GHOST IS STILL THERE*
MechaGai: You have to go back to the throne room
TehAmelie: to quote Neil Gaiman, "everything changes when you read"
KBKarma: TIME to stop
MechaGai: mechag2Mecha mechag2Mecha mechag2Mecha
KBKarma: ha ha ha
Hexi_Lexi: thanks for the stream, friends!
DocTie: Time to split
MechaGai: Time is an illusion
TheDailyMapleSyrup: but you don't need to take my word for it
KBKarma: bai bai
MechaGai: *da da, DUN!*
DeM0nFiRe: James has to play Escape from Tarkov with the steering wheel though, right?
RandomTrivia: #BlameJames
Ivalenz_: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Gen2Gengar: I was literally gonna check out badbird.com
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrIAN lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Flawless
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
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Phailhammer: cya :)
LunarJade: Thanks for hanging out with us! lunarj1Heart