Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (6m from now).
Nigouki: speedrun? oh boy, i can't wait to see accelerated rate of falling down holes
TXC2: Hello Everybody
NightValien28: hello TXC2 good to see you friend
TXC2: hello NightValien28
Didero: Oh hey, didn't notice the title change. Should be fun. Hello!
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
LadyAiluros: sweet, speedrun!
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (28s from now).
Didero: The record for a 3-player 1.16+ glitchless Minecraft speedrun is somehow 12 minutes 47 seconds
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (0s ago).
Genie_M: nice!
PixelArtDragon: Perfect
Didero: Excellent timing there, TXC2 !
TemporallyAwry: !advice
LRRbot: Send your sinuses to Arizona.
GapFiller: !badadvice
GapFiller: nice one w/ the 0s TXC2
TXC2: thanks chat
Genie_M: i have a screenshot of my 0s hit :)
GapFiller: o/~ its speedrun time! its speedrun time! hey everybody its speedrun time! o/~
Genie_M: silly things deserve screenshots
TXC2: Genie_M indeed they do
Mangledpixel: boop
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on Mine O'Clock James, Uno, and Serge are gonna attempt a 3-Man speedrun of Minecraft 1.16.5. It's gonna go about as well as you would expect. 📷 ||
rocketjohn: Hello friends
TXC2: Hello rocketjohn welcome
Snowcookies: I hope they run through a jungle again
trashshaman: 3 man speedrun!?
Genie_M: so we have to vote on saving the animals?
Mangledpixel: I hope they do an actual random seed this time, then it will be an eligible speed run
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TXC2: apparently you can use a seeded run
trashshaman: Well there’s such thing as a set seed speedrun
NightWingMistHawk: Hoping for lucky diamond guesses from James again!
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Reforminginsomniac: Obligatory, I don't play minecraft, but this looks fun!
Genie_M: do they need diamond anything for a speedrun?
BuIldogg: They’re doin* random seed right?
TXC2: I swear this song is at higher bit rate or something today :p
LoadingReadyRun: yes
STALKERsoldiers: Is it over already? Did i miss the speed run??
LoadingReadyRun: random seed
BuIldogg: Yay
TXC2: STALKERsoldiers no, they're not that fast Kappa
TXC2: Here we GO!
BuIldogg: What’s PB?
Didero: And since it's being broadcast and recorded on Twitch, if it goes well enough, you can probably submit it to the Speedrun site, right?
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username_taken43: Craft those mines!
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TheWriterAleph: AND SERGE
STALKERsoldiers: @TXC2 Noobs
Snowcookies: AND Serge!
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NightWingMistHawk: Bulldogg Personal best - it's in reference to if they get a better time than last time
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
boppers_io: lets a goo (luigi voice)
Genie_M: AND SERGE! And Echo!
Snowcookies: #savethesheep
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: Hello James
Didero: Hello James!
TXC2: Hello Uno and Serge
Didero: !uno
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GapFiller: evening James
TheRealYoshimon: Howdy gamers
Vampiricsloth: good morning James Serge and Uno :)
TheWriterAleph: Mornin, James! Watched the Tarkov VOD this morning, it was really fun
TXC2: !dos
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ExachixKitsune: !shi
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TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, The bois have gotta go fast, 'cause they're doing a speedrun!
BuIldogg: Is this the first minecraft speedrunning trio stream? Like is there
ExachixKitsune: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Genie_M: run a speed
DiscordianTokkan: Speedrun One Word
Didero: Speedrunning or speedwalking? :p
Snowcookies: RUn the speed!
Kraest: !einz
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: That's the bad smell.
Genie_M: do you have your speedrunning shoes on?
Kraest: Aww no German?
Snowcookies: 4 out of 5
TheWooglie: speedrun, but we aren't timing it
BuIldogg: Do you guys have a pb?
LurkerSpine: Are you going to be using the sunken ship strat?
LurkerSpine: and trading?
Didero: When they press Start, somebody start counting Mississippi's
Genie_M: goal: win
Didero: Serge is a bit quiet for me
noSmokeFire: oh regular speedrun, not parkour speedrun
Kraest: Serge quiet yeah
the_canuck_mystic: Serge is very quiet
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Orgmastron: Figure out your splits
rocketjohn: you need archer for stick trade
rocketjohn: i think?
anclag: Afternoon everyone!
TXC2: some wúúd and some maté
TXC2: *méat
PixelArtDragon: Don't you also need to be able to mine obsidian?
saltius11: No they can use buckets
PixelArtDragon: Ahh
thraximore: just get lucky with your trades :)
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saltius11: First lrr stream I just used to watch the highlights
ExachixKitsune: There's Nether been a better time to do this!
RebelliousUno: booo ex
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wiigamer1995: did you ever post your other speedrun attempt? zhephzFine
brieandbacon: let's hope this doesn't dragon and on
TXC2: hello saltius11 welcome
LurkerSpine: Hypermodern is a strategy that involves going into oceans to loot shipwrecks, treasure, monuments for iron and gold. Bastions are used to obtain pearls, obsidian for blind travel, strings for beds, and fire res for an easier blaze fight. - from the internet
TheWriterAleph: easy peazy lrrBEEJ
ExachixKitsune: brieandbacon : 10/10
TemporallyAwry: So if you start in a hot biome, look for a mesa to get easier gold?
Dkn1379: squad stream?
ExachixKitsune: Alas, Uno cannot be in the squad stream Dkn1379
anclag: Memo for James: punching a chunk is not the most efficient way of doing this
TXC2: Uno isn't partnered
Dkn1379: :(
TemporallyAwry: Rita? wheelerRita
evan_333333: what was pb last time u guys did this??
mosartov: !faq ?
Genie_M: layzor
TXC2: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
TheWriterAleph: jlrrPillow
Vampiricsloth: u can set up a mutlistream though can u not?
GhostValv: glhf
rocketjohn: that would be cheating
Wolfstrike_NL: no cheating!
Snowcookies: Wow James
ThisTwitchUsernameIsMine: ^_^
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TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] Of all the things I'm doing in my life, this is the most important. | on Minecraft
LRRbot: New quote #7485: "Of all the things I'm doing in my life, this is the most important." —James, on Minecraft [2021-02-02]
ExachixKitsune: I love this
Nigouki: dying is also practice!
TheAinMAP: Off to a great start.
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R_Craddz: 4 babies or 3 years :)
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Didero: Consider this the practice run!
IsaTheEngie: hard mode!
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Ivalenz_: So. Many. Serge. Sighs.
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galak_c07: Timer?
evan_333333: !quote
evan_333333: !card dragonstorm
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saltius11: I can’t say I like that texture pack
BuIldogg: A
R_Craddz: @galak_c07 Uno has one
BodaciousNia: what's the fall count at so far?
RomanGoro: Can we do predictions on over/under time to finish?
TXC2: under 90 mins
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AnderKryst: Mine O Clock resub!
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BodaciousNia: what defines the "finish"?
aussie_rob_w: lrrFINE
TXC2: BodaciousNia killing the ender dragon
ThisTwitchUsernameIsMine: kiilling it or entering end portal?
aussie_rob_w: Nether dragon? Sounds neat.
Genie_M: credits roll
brieandbacon: minecart rolls?
Genie_M: nice coal patch
GhostValv: coal for days
BuIldogg: You need 7 iron per person
Snowcookies: Hubris
TheWooglie: Serge is a monster...
RandomTrivia: Serge, you're supposed to be playing Minecraft, not Monster Hunter! Kapa
brieandbacon: I mean, Serge is a monster
TXC2: Serge is a monster, Hunter Kappa
RandomTrivia: Typing is hard, hey friends!
aussie_rob_w: good coal for torches
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
TheThromborax: James, have you ever considered doing a small (just three or four people) PvP server for MoC?
BodaciousNia: it's a version of the Drowned
aussie_rob_w: poor Skelebones, just wandered into a river and got stuck
BodaciousNia: it HURTS
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, LRR Race for the Wool would be awesome
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LadyAiluros: you did that one LoadingReadyLAN chalenge map where you had like 20 minutes to build and then PvP'ed
aussie_rob_w: PokCharizard lrrJAMES
TheThromborax: oh, wool
LadyAiluros: that could be fun
TheThromborax: not wall
rocketjohn: the answer is serge is a coward :)
saltius11: I’m excited to see what the new combat changes are going to be
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of speedrunning Minecraft, and decided to see how that was possible. How's everybody diong?
beckett_brass: doing*
TXC2: hello beckett_brass welcome
KevinTheShark: So, is this a speedrun to ender dragon?
TheThromborax: re-roll
Genie_M: yes, speedrun until credits roll after dragon
Diabore: emerald or silverfish lets goooo
LurkerSpine: @KevinTheShark speedrun kill the ender dragon :D
beckett_brass: That's what I was thinking, restart to get a good biome.
KevinTheShark: Fair enough. Solid
LurkerSpine: wood axe is apparently the best weapon in minecraft, which I was unaware of.
Aletitoz: is that texrure pack 32x32?
TXC2: re-rolling is for Cowards Kappa
rocketjohn: isn't you just watching serge slightly inefficent?
Ferra0729: new world?
Genie_M: Aletitoz it's faithful32
beckett_brass: @TXC2 That depends, are we talking about DnD?
chickenace11: hello everybody
TXC2: Hello chickenace11 welcome
beckett_brass: @chickenace11 Hello. Welcome to speedrunning mining.
TXC2: beckett_brass well we are now :p
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natillynoo: happy Tuesday
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: sneaky lava
beckett_brass: So, how fast is a typical speedrun?
Bantianeuw: world record is like 15 minutes
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Mightily__Oats: 50 Months! That's half a year!
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pointless_man: The one year!
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chrono2x: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
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Wolfstrike_NL: gold is easier to find in nether yes
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chrono2x: Hi chat, what are our heroes up to today?
beckett_brass: @chrono2x Speedrunning.
beckett_brass: @chrono2x Also, hello
RandomTrivia: "Speed"running
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "speed" "running"
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, The bois have gotta go fast, 'cause they're doing a speedrun!
RandomTrivia: That is, playing the game quickly based on knowing things about it
TXC2: I think that's the times the bois have to beat
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Abavus: 41! That's about as many minutes as this speedrun is going to take, right?
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LurkerSpine: sub 19
Penthesilea180: Cool!, It's like lost wax casting or making a mold
TheThromborax: are they using the lava trick for the nether portal or a diamond pickaxe?
beckett_brass: Nah, you can always have more things that use fire!
brieandbacon: Lava trick
aussie_rob_w: lava casting
Bantianeuw: are they doing this thing seriously, like using a guide, or just gut feeling?
TXC2: Bantianeuw using their own knowledge
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
frnknstn: ooh, you can make it closer to the lava next time
Bantianeuw: ok thx
Genie_M: you have a .... number of years of experience
Mangledpixel: a speedsaunter, if you will
TXC2: I mean we're guaranteed to set the 16.5 record :p
brieandbacon: D-Fault, D-Fault!
aussie_rob_w: James you're supposed to be playing Minecraft not Monster Hunter!
evan_333333: could've gotten a disc :(
beckett_brass: Actually, now I'm curious, could you counteract the heat of lava with water in real life?
RomanGoro: beckett_brass no, Lava is _really_ hot
noSmokeFire: water is a good conductor
aussie_rob_w: Water would evaporate.
brieandbacon: depends how much water
PixelArtDragon: The water would boil nearly instantaneously
TXC2: Lava is liquid rocks
RomanGoro: Well, yeah, undersea volcanos don't boil the whole ocean
RomanGoro: But their lava is liquid longer than you'd expect if real life was like minecraft
surtur15: but how much lava coud you solidify with a bucket of water?
TXC2: remember the Movie Volcano? they have to drop Entire Swiming pools worth of water to try and cool the lava down
OrcaIguana: yeah no water evaporates before getting close. you'd need an absurd amount of water to cool lava. unless it's just not chemicals like undersea vents.
beckett_brass: @surtur15 ...I don't think a bucket would cut it.
NightValien28: so what's the PB here?
noSmokeFire: @NightValien28 undefined, they've never done this on this version
RomanGoro: surtur15 you probably could ask a geologist that, I asume there's a smal enough amount of lava that a bucket could cool fast enough
TXC2: NightValien28 pretty sure they did a sub 90 min run
brieandbacon: lrrFINE lrrFINE
NightValien28: nice
PixelArtDragon: Also, in the interest of "could you do [minecraft thing] in real life", you can't really just put lava into a bucket
KevinTheShark: Y'all got the beds set up?
TXC2: PixelArtDragon maybe the buckets are Tungsten? :p
evan_333333: If i remember correctly last time it was beating the game in sub 1 hour, is it the same this time, or is this just a speedrun?
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Spacepup: Huh, actually watched a Minecraft speedrun before. It the goal to kill the Nether Dragon?
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frnknstn: the most non-movie thing about lava is that you wouldnt sink in it in normal circumstances, it is way too dense
Genie_M: how long is an "all achievements" speedrun?
Didero: @PixelArtDragon That depends on what you make the bucket out of, no? :p
saltius11: They should find the endear man area
brieandbacon: Go west! It is peaceful there
surtur15: anyone knows the specific heat of lava?
PixelArtDragon: Well, it IS made of iron ingame
TXC2: Genie_M 30 mins is the record
brieandbacon: jlrrFall jlrrFall
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
noSmokeFire: please don't talk about your nuggie hole
Genie_M: yikes
beckett_brass: @surtur15 Don't know, but google says that lava is about 1250 Celsius
Snowcookies: "I fell down my own nuggie hole" - James
Ashton: Do tendies go in the nuggie hole?
Didero: Oh, I checked the rules for Minecraft on Speedrun dot com, and the first rule is "Optifine is banned for 1.16+"
SquareDotCube: fell down my own nuggie hole is certainly a sentence
TXC2: hello Ashton
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beckett_brass: @Ashton Hello. Welcome to nuggie holes and speedrunning
RandomTrivia: @Ashton They tend-ie to
beckett_brass: @Ashton Also, discussions about real life lava in chat
surtur15: by specific heat I mean the amount of energy that is neede to change the temperature os a gram of lava by one degree
noSmokeFire: @surtur15 I appreciate your username here, given the lava discussion
surtur15: I don't even know if it has ever been measured
TXC2: surtur15 wouldn't that still just be 1 joule of energy? same as water?
beckett_brass: @surtur15 Google gives a result, but I don't know if it's true (also, I don't remember how to interpret the information)
beckett_brass: @TXC2 I don't think so. Lava is liquified rocks, which is a different substance from water, so I believe the specific heat would be different.
brieandbacon: @txc2 no, a joule is based on the amount of energy it takes to heat a gram of water one degree. Other substances take different amounts of energy
ZealousCrow: close fight there
ZealousCrow: heal up first!
surtur15: @TXC2 the amount of energy neede to change the temperature of any material is different, for example water has a quite high specific heat, therefore it is really energetically costly to heat it up
beckett_brass: Also, lots of fire hear.
frnknstn: Google says 0.84, which makes sense as water has a high specific heat
brieandbacon: like how 100°c is the boiling point of water*, but not necessarily the boiling point of other things
saltius11: Use hoglins to get more food
TXC2: I guess I was thinking that a Gram of lava is the same amount of stuff a gram of water, but TIL
Genie_M: pew pew pew
Genie_M: you'll die
n_mandrag: "Cp_magma = 1.0 x 10^3 J kg^-1 °C-1"^btw
Genie_M: wow
surtur15: @frnknstngreat, now we need to take lava from 1250ºC to whatever temperature it solidifies
beckett_brass: So, what are what's going on in the speedrun right now? That is, what's the task they're trying to complete right now?
ZealousCrow: oh god no food and half a heart
ovcal: He’s going to die
Wolfstrike_NL: cheest to keep stuff safe?
noSmokeFire: @TXC2 it's the same mass, but arranged differently. silicon versus hydrogen and oxygen, packed way more tightly
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
TXC2: noSmokeFire good point
dimitrixdisreal <message deleted>donate 50
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
Didero: "Your gold please?" Is Serge mugging them?
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass Getting blaze rods to make eyes of ender
pointless_man: Serge charging a rescue fee.
n_mandrag: if you google thermal energy of 1 g of lava, you'll find a good article about crust formation in the ocean and all the information on magma you might need from datmouth
PixelArtDragon: @Didero A very polite mugger, though!
KevinTheShark: Tactical retreat
Didero: @PixelArtDragon That's how Serge gets you!
ZealousCrow: Shouldn't we be carrying water?
beckett_brass: @Didero But is it really mugging if they ask nicely and wait?
TXC2: Serge Doesn't mug people so much as Charges for helping them Kappa
evan_333333: !card winds of abandon
LRRbot: Winds of Abandon [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you don't control. For each creature exiled this way, its controller searches their library for a basic land card. Those players put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their libraries. / Overload {4}{W}{W}
RandomTrivia: @ZealousCrow Water doesn't help in the Nether, it evaporates
Didero: @beckett_brass Hmm, fair point, then it's just a donation
TXC2: evan_333333 pro tip you can whisper that command to lrrbot
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frnknstn: @surtur15 so 1250 deg is the "melting point" of rock, so the lava spewing out of a volcano would be hotter than that
beckett_brass: What was that sound?
n_mandrag: @frnknstn Temperature of magma when erupted = 1300°C
cassaclyzm: The drop rates are pretty low - there was a big speedrunning scandal late last year with someone who manipulated the luck
surtur15: google says that lava solidifies at 1000ºC so we would need a bit more that 2 buckets of water at 0ºC for each bucket of lava, at least in theory and perfect circumstances
brieandbacon: @beckett_brass that was an angry enderman
beckett_brass: @brieandbacon I see. Someone should hand the enderman a snickers bar
STALKERsoldiers: ender hunt
FuzzyFozzy: Is fishing a good way getting food in speed runs?
surtur15: @n_mandrag then to lower the lava 50ºC we nedd jus half bucket
TXC2: FuzzyFozzy too slow I imagine
RandomTrivia: Someone call Hugh! We need to prevent a forest fire!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Crokoking: did you find a warped forest in the nether?
Mangledpixel: is there a mod around who can add a command to LRRbot? I have another translation entry for the !uno chain :)
TemporallyAwry: The burning trick is less effective during rain-weather.
evan_333333: the nether is the best way for pearls by far
TXC2: Mangledpixel whisper it to me please
RandomTrivia: If they die while ON fire, it drops cooked
irs_debt_collector: burn the woods down
brieandbacon: James, it is raining
Rhonlore: they seem to be getting put outby the rain James
brieandbacon: James, it is no longer raining
RandomTrivia: @brieandbacon *throws back to studio
ExachixKitsune: !tres
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irs_debt_collector: crule
irs_debt_collector: cruel
TXC2: !vagh
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evan_333333: !card Oko
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Mangledpixel: yay :D
SkunkyBlitz: They have to be on fire when they die, and the death animation takes a couple of seconds, so you might be setting them on fire after the game has already decided they're dead
RandomTrivia: What in the name of sanity did you do Mangledpixel?!
evan_333333: !card oko thief of crowns
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n_mandrag: ia ia Uno Ftaghn?!
brieandbacon: Qa'pla!
Mangledpixel: RandomTrivia translated the !uno message into Klingon, of course :)
frnknstn: @surtur15 your numbers look good, lava is 3.1 times as dense as water, so 3.1 * 0.84 = 2.6 buckets of iced water per bucket of lava
RandomTrivia: Ah, that's why the blobs of consonants looked familiar!
ExachixKitsune: Mangledpixel : 10/10
beckett_brass: Can we have it translated to binary?
drcanonball: so how fares the run?
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel Please give me your nerd card, I need to validate it for another year
beckett_brass: @drcanonball They've had a little bad luck, but otherwise fine. Also, hello
Mangledpixel: of course, Klingon has no word for 'stream', so it's translated as 'transmitting a river'
TXC2: I think we're about half way ?
FuzzyFozzy: Gib Serge rods?
Luca0483: @beckett_brass It's already in binary, it's just not displayed as such xD
evan_333333: make boats
ExachixKitsune: Well, now I want to try and write the uno-message in Krog-speak
beckett_brass: @Luca0483 I appreciate that logic xD.
saltius11: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: clearly we need to translate it into a bad impression of sean connery at some point
surtur15: @frnknstn dang, you're right, I somehow assumed lava was as dense as water
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat too soon
TemporallyAwry: Seem the Pearl rates being reduced happened during the bartering overhaul. That's a bummer.
surtur15: !dos
LRRbot: RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 that's fair
Creideiki_SE: That is 1241 characters when written out in binary. Maybe not.
Mangledpixel: a literal back-translation: "RebelliousUno is also transmitting a river. Watch his view of the river and follow him!"
TXC2: we have the Armour of Faith in the God Emperor! Kappa
pointless_man: jlrrFall
pointless_man: !addcount falls 1
TXC2: James: "this is a big red forest" Me: stares in Chernobly
evan_333333: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
RandomTrivia: So a Krog version would look something like "RebelliousUno am stream too. Look at Uno view and give follow" but without the inflection you lose a lot of the power
TXC2: I still read that in Graham's Krog voice :p
TemporallyAwry: They are the rarest biome, right?
RandomTrivia: Me too :D
evan_333333: i would continue trading
TXC2: Over land, Under land, Streaming Free
LurkerSpine: It's a 2.18% chance at pearls
Wolfstrike_NL: 1 trade normally gives 10+ pearls, if you geet the pearl trade
TXC2: the Streamers of Canada Stream what they please
RandomTrivia: "Over the hells and far away"? :p
saltius11: I think it would be “rebellious uno upstream too. Uno drop blocks into stream and herc watch
Arclight_Dynamo: Do we have blaze rods?
LurkerSpine: well, it's 2.18% chance for 2-4 pearls
TXC2: I miss Herc
brieandbacon: overworld -> desert -> endermurder
IsaTheEngie: I've never had Dream-tier luck when it comes to getting pearls via bartering
Mangledpixel: am Herc ok?
SkunkyBlitz: It was a 4.73% chance for 4-8 in 1.16.1 which is the popular speedrunning version
surtur15: @TXC2 the spanish version of the command for Uno has quite a weird trnaslation
TemporallyAwry: Ditto @brieandbacon - unless you spawned with a warped forest visible, it isn't worth it.
SkunkyBlitz: So twice as likely for twice as many
FuzzyFozzy: Make a couple eyes with what you've got? Go in the right direction?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @IsaTheEngie if the papers are to be believed, Dream never had dream-tier luck
thraximore: @IsaTheEngie almost as if it's impsosible.
thraximore: impossible*
TXC2: surtur15 they all do, that's the joke
IsaTheEngie: that's the joke
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Is there a simple (like 5min build) of a piglin farm so Serge can get a lot of gold?
Genie_M: go west, life is peaceful there
beckett_brass: @Genie_M go to space, life is more peaceful there.
KevinTheShark: I love the optimism in this stream
Genie_M: but that's not a song lyric that now stuck in my head
TXC2: but beneath the trees where nobody sees is where the teddy bears have their picknic ?
brieandbacon: Pffft, give me that much gold and anyone could get lucky...
Genie_M: One armor
surtur15: my bad then, now i feel like i was being really pedantic
TwitchTVsFrank: outpost means village right?
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] This is the most sensible thing we've ever done on this show.
LRRbot: New quote #7486: "This is the most sensible thing we've ever done on this show." —RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
Penthesilea180: That parkour practice is paying off
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
FuzzyFozzy: Don't ignore the chickens adn sheep?
FuzzyFozzy: Kill for food?
LurkerSpine: Doesn't a 4 roll mean 8 pearls?
Angnor33: Sheep are beds!
n_mandrag: ocean is like an anti-desert!
TemporallyAwry: The Ocean is "like" a desert, just with a lot of salt"
DoctorHutch: just tuning in, how are we doing? headed for stronghold?
PixelArtDragon: "Oh crap it's the ocean"
Arclight_Dynamo: @agnor Beds don't help. Serge is in the nether and they all need to sleep.
DoctorAddams: I was playing on Xbox with my niece and we spawned right next to a village with a stronghold and end portal below. Didn't use a world seed. Is this unusual?
beckett_brass: @DoctorHutch A bit slow now, but otherwise fine. Also, hello.
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ZethRuss: I guess thats nice+10 ?
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Creideiki_SE: You let the horse run free. Since the desert has turned to sea.
TXC2: I mean the Been though the desert song talks about how the ocean is like a desert so.....
Arclight_Dynamo: @DoctorAddams That's probably Bedrock Edition, right? Which is... weird.
Tandtroll_OG: Rowing can find sunken treasure
Arclight_Dynamo: Are there enderpearls in shipwrecks?
thraximore: I don't think so
PixelArtDragon: What does curse of vanishing do?
Genie_M: cursed armor is good - you don't plan to die do you?
RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon If you die wearing it it vanishes
surtur15: the item disapears when you die
RandomTrivia: Basically, "just don't die forehead"
TemporallyAwry: Treasure Hunt in a speed run? Will the lrrGREED be rewarded?
Genie_M: "i'm distracted by setting cows on fire"
beckett_brass: @TemporallyAwry My prediction is no.
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DoctorAddams: @Arclight_Dynamo I dunno about edition, but the Xbone has a built in Stronghold Below Village seed. Was surprised it happened at random though.
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] I'm distracted by setting cows on fire.
LRRbot: New quote #7487: "I'm distracted by setting cows on fire." —RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
DoctorHutch: tnt for dargon?
TemporallyAwry: Boot Upgrade :P
hudson111113: Will I end stream for 10000
brieandbacon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
beckett_brass: I'm almost morbidly curious if someone has actually set a cow on fire...
n_mandrag: "Live BBQ gone wrong - forest fires ensued"
Kraest: Hey, chips!
Harvest25: Do you want pumpkins for The End?
Genie_M: i remember the opening of Mars Attacks
Mangledpixel: beckett_brass oh, almost assuredly.
TXC2: beckett_brass I guarantee that has happened IRL
PixelArtDragon: Nice
beckett_brass: Can you eat leather?
n_mandrag: someone has torched a barn with lifestock inside on purpose for sure.
Mangledpixel: beckett_brass nope
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass The distinction here is between "can" and "should"
TXC2: "Can you eat horses?" well most of us have recently Kappa
brieandbacon: @beckett_brass not in Minecraft, no
RandomTrivia: Horses sadly do not drop lasagne
brieandbacon: @randomtrivia sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
pointless_man: jlrrCreeper
PixelArtDragon: You were blessed by Poseidon
n_mandrag: you could call it a very energetic and offensive drop...
TXC2: that's lrrFINE right?
Trahas: can't take a break during a speed run
Ivalenz_: !store
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ThisTwitchUsernameIsMine: why not put gravel in off hand?
RandomTrivia: That sounds like menu-ing, which is slow :p
Scarbble: literally telling serge to go left. lol
Arclight_Dynamo: "Did I get lost... or was it you?"
KevinTheShark: Serge getting lost? What a refreshing change
RandomTrivia: Serge wasn't lost, his direction was just sergeOffByOne
TXC2: lets go boating!
RandomTrivia: Oof... NotLikeThis
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCoolgame
Crokoking: there are also ender-pearls in chests in the stronghold
TXC2: damn that Coral
TXC2: looks nice
DarkAbyssKeeper: So what do you need to do for a Speedrunalloneword?
pointless_man: Caillou strikes back!
TXC2: pointless_man don't speak it's name!
evan_333333: !card magda
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Didero: @DarkAbyssKeeper Defeat the Ender Dragon and then enter the portal that spawns, which causes the credits to roll
pointless_man: Cai-who?
pointless_man: seabatYIKES
beckett_brass: wait what?
TheWriterAleph: seabatUseless
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
brieandbacon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
TXC2: !findquote inside
LRRbot: Quote #1697: "You can fit a lot of spiders inside a Model M." —Ian [2016-01-29]
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
TXC2: damnit Ian
RAICx: Endermen in rain?
RandomTrivia: Yeah the rain is gonna be unhelpful here
Doonis13: Not while it's raining
Neddy471: So.... basically, this is a set of vikings searching the world for pearls?
ContingentCat: Are endermen like cats?
RandomTrivia: !quote 7471
LRRbot: Quote #7471: "You ever just have a man appear inside of you?" —James [2021-01-26]
TXC2: ContingentCat if Cats could reshape the world, yes
TehAmelie: by the way don't let your pets watch the Netflix Sandman show
RandomTrivia: You could always steal a bed to put next to the end portal
TXC2: "Get in the bed Shinji"
TehAmelie: they'll get ideas
n_mandrag: they shove items off counters, they reshape furniture... yeah. cats do reshape bits of the world
EmilienW: What is the potion that has just been thrown on the floor?
TXC2: Bows are for closers James Kappa
TehAmelie: ironically, as you don't have to close in to use them
Tripleyew: ‘Afternoon, James, Uno, and Serge, and howdy all
TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
RandomTrivia: Hey there Tripleyew
wench_tacular: from the shock
TehAmelie: parenting!
RandomTrivia: He became ANGER
NightValien28: that's how real life works
wench_tacular: check under the bed
GhostValv: you become an adult when you learn life sucks
ShortRound2099: watching you while you sleep
Tripleyew: It was a harsh life lesson, but he’s no longer a child
noSmokeFire: he wasn't bigger, just closer
TXC2: !addquote (James) I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up.
LRRbot: New quote #7488: "I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up." —James
JeremyDevoid: kick the small child out of bed and now he wants to pick a fight with you
TehAmelie: yaas
quillilian: EmilienW, an experience potion. Loot only, can't craft it
Penthesilea180: That kid is accurately standing on your chest while your trying to sleep.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: if it change direction it means ur close
Orgmastron: AND SERGE
Snowcookies: MoC is starting again
EmilienW: Thank you quillilian ! I've never seen one. :)
Arclight_Dynamo: "We're close!" (They were not close)
Wolfstrike_NL: Dig down, fortress is big enough right?
RandomTrivia: Easy enough to miss though
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TehAmelie: no one is useless on a boat. there's always room for an anchor lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW TehAmelie
TehAmelie: but that's the absolute worst case!
Harvest25: almost on top of it
RandomTrivia: There it is!
TXC2: it's under the water
ashiok_nightmare_moose: torches smorches
wench_tacular: this always goes well
TehAmelie: s'mores you say?
RandomTrivia: Digging straight down in a column, with 3 people packed in. Definitely can't end badly
NightValien28: watch as the three of them die
wench_tacular: bingo
kruphix_god_of_value: ayyyy
RandomTrivia: At least it wasn't directly above the portal into the lava
frnknstn: dig one level lower
wench_tacular: secret tunnel
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ooof
CaptainSpam: "Why's there a button here? *click*"
wench_tacular: womp womp
TheWriterAleph: pogChamp
GhostValv: D:
RandomTrivia: Oof indeed
Orgmastron: wooof
thraximore: wow.
Genie_M: bummer
Jeezy56: RIP
ashiok_nightmare_moose: rip run
Wilcroft: cursed run
TXC2: THIS SEED! good Lord
62MGcobra: jlrrFacepalm
chimenea1: that luckl
CaptainSpam: Oof several doofas.
Diabore: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCoolgame
thraximore: that is quite unlikely
Penthesilea180: So unlucky
TemporallyAwry: Wow, I've never actually scene ZERO before XD
josh___something: RNG is a ripoff!
Snowcookies: RIV MoC crew
ExachixKitsune: This really is cursed isn't it
elah806: ouch
ZoBo_: rip luck
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a run ender. Bad RNG.
KevinTheShark: This run has SUCH bad luck its unbelievable
Diabore: the WORST rng
RandomTrivia: @Arclight_Dynamo A run-ender of a portal, you say? :p
Abavus: reset?
TehAmelie: you could submit the seed to speedrunners who want a challenge
Ritaspirithntr: Cool seed!!
TXC2: RNGesus sure took away this time :p
RandomTrivia: They'd probably wind up going to a different stronghold
TemporallyAwry: Wants a bow - surrounded by string.
Harvest25: webs for string
Tripleyew: Have you considered not having bad RNG? Kappa
frnknstn: did the cavern eat the chest?
FuzzyFozzy: Place bed, set spawn?
TehAmelie: crafting cobewebs into bowstring would be super handy
RandomTrivia: Looks like it frnknstn
PixelArtDragon: But is it better than oboe?
GhostValv: that's very terribow
TehAmelie: Minecraft is so convenient like that
TemporallyAwry: Really though - go get the string from the library?
Jeezy56: Karl Jobst did a couple of good videos on Minecraft speedrunning recently - they think 10 minutes could be beaten if all the luck goes your way, but obviously that's extremely unlikely
Genie_M: go to another fortress?
Doonis13: bed first?
TehAmelie: sounds like a job for TAS running!
RandomTrivia: See? The Piglins knew what they were doing after all!
TheWriterAleph: Serge. LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge, why?!
pigeonmannn: sadge
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
fry_dx: Lucky we had spare lava around :P
frnknstn: run saved!
brieandbacon: Of by an unknowable number
RandomTrivia: OH NO
noSmokeFire: ahahaha
Jeezy56: uh
TheWriterAleph: SURPRISE
wench_tacular: oopsie
jessieimproved: hahaha
ashiok_nightmare_moose: lmao
Penthesilea180: oh no
jessieimproved: height
RandomTrivia: Screwed by the portal too...
KiaStirling: wut
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
beckett_brass: um...reason?
jessieimproved: the height was too far off
ContingentCat: uhhh
RandomTrivia: It must have shunted in the red forest
beckett_brass: reasons*
noSmokeFire: weren't you in a SWAMP?
Boon_33: !
TemporallyAwry: XYZ - TERRIBLE luck on that lava lake next to you.
GhostValv: oh no
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Where are you in the overworld???
TXC2: the Most Cursed Speed run
PixelArtDragon: Oh wow!
chimenea1: this run sucks
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the closest nether spawn was on a floating island so the closet overworld is different
jessieimproved: you'll have to move the portal here in the nether up
Diabore: SOOOOO much bad rng
TheWriterAleph: y'all have five portals now
LurkerSpine: scrap and start over?
ExachixKitsune: The Cursed Speed Run
Diabore: this happened to me in modded
kalira77: must go deeper?
noSmokeFire: I bet your portal wanted to spawn in that huge void in the nether
RandomTrivia: The portal from the stronghold must have had to move up and across, and then the return portal was too far so it generated a new one
TehAmelie: hmm if you allow tool assist i figure you could make a tool that cracks the world generation to provide you with a spawn point that's just a slide straight through the enderdragon and to victory. would be boring to watch
surtur15: this seed doesn't want to be beaten
TemporallyAwry: Reason - Lava Lake pushed the portal out a ways, which didn't resolve on "back to the overworld"
Tripleyew: I mean, bad things are happening speedily, “speed run” does still apply
TXC2: !break
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KevinTheShark: Cursed speedruns are very entertaining at least
RandomTrivia: cupcak26Snacc cupcak26Snacc
TheWriterAleph: lrrEFF % Speedrun
TXC2: I still say we submit this under the catagory of Worst seed ever :p
jorian57: I was hoping they'd have time for a second attempt. Not so sure now.
TwitchTVsFrank: i say mulligan and start a new run
RandomTrivia: BadRNG% could be a category all of its own
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, can just scoop and go.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the fast finding stronghold portal into no eyes was pretty funny
TemporallyAwry: It's making for an entertaining stream to be sure.
Snowcookies: lol TXC
TXC2: and we're back
in3iuki: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
MAPBoardgames: mmmm... butter
fry_dx: One (1) pearls
TXC2: and stevens?
TemporallyAwry: All that web in the library PrideLaugh
noSmokeFire: ham! party!
TheWriterAleph: lrrHAM lrrAWESOME
wench_tacular: what could possibly go wrong
TXC2: Serge "Careful" yager
wench_tacular: why would you let James dig in the nether?
fry_dx: It's also what the C in MCStylez stood for
TemporallyAwry: The only thing that would make this "Bad Luck" Lucky even funnier is if you no-scoped into some Debris XD
wench_tacular: yes, James is cursed
TXC2: Red Forest: the Lambas Bread of the neither Kappa
TehAmelie: is a tree a forest? Kappa
RandomTrivia: Uno! Don't say that out loud!
RandomTrivia: Well that's an adorable forest
DiscordianTokkan: Uno, don't speak that evil into the world!
TXC2: it's like a cube of forrest
Juliamon: Is that a SINGLE CHUNK OF FOREST
TheWriterAleph: this seed HATES you.
Bl1ghtn1n6: How goes the zoomies?
RandomTrivia: @Bl1ghtn1n6 This seed does not want them to go fast
beckett_brass: @Bl1ghtn1n6 Turn back now; this place is cursed.
TXC2: Juliamon I think it's a touch bigger, but yes :p
Bl1ghtn1n6: I see
Bl1ghtn1n6: I also have no context for anything that’s going on
TXC2: this is a cursed place, no deeds are commemorated here La[[a
TXC2: Kappa
TXC2: Bl1ghtn1n6 basically, just about everything that could have gone wrong with the speedrun did :p
RandomTrivia: Took a little while to find the stronghold, burnt 2 eyes on the way there, portal had ZERO eyes already. Going to the Nether for more pearls gave them a portal that didn't link back correctly
RandomTrivia: OH NO
TheWriterAleph: oh nooo
TheAlmightyBrushwagg: What is the record for this category
wench_tacular: Uno doing a James on it
TXC2: uh oh
kruphix_god_of_value: f
beckett_brass: @TXC2 That's not true; the stream hasn't crashed, so not everything has gone wrong.
brieandbacon: jlrrFall
Blunderbrah: He exploded
TheAinMAP: benginHeck
evan_333333: runs dead
TXC2: TheAlmightyBrushwagg 12 mins 46
Wilcroft: use the wood, make a chest?
TemporallyAwry: Got the pearls. Got the sword. Could have been a lot worse.
TXC2: beckett_brass touché
dougma: make a chest
wench_tacular: the lava must have it's price
TXC2: the Lava hungers for man flesh
frnknstn: lrrEFF s in chat
Arclight_Dynamo: Still time to scoop and reroll.
jorian57: One more pearl, right?
TXC2: chat we're not scooping, we're doing this to the bitter end, it's personal now
RandomTrivia: This is no longer about speed, this is about pride
wench_tacular: how dare you die before i can kill you!
RandomTrivia: (still a little bit about speed though)
GhostValv: melenderman
Genie_M: speedwalk
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: atta boy
JeremyDevoid: endermen well known absolute melonballers
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Maybe build out the floor a bit, to save from lava?
Blunderbrah: I feel like James should extend the platform
Didero: Do Endermen always drop pearls?
TwitchTVsFrank: no
Juliamon: No it's like 50/50
Didero: oof, bad odds
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Except they're like 8/10 right now... not bad. :)
Wolfstrike_NL: Try to look at Uno, he dropped pearls before
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Wolfstrike_NL
RandomTrivia: They can't teleport that far
RandomTrivia: Keep looking at it in the lava
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Diabore: uno mas
Genie_M: I feel a bit sorry for the enderfolk
battlebreeches: lrrEFF
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JeremyDevoid: off by 1?
JeremyDevoid: wrong streamer for that
RandomTrivia: I mean, Serge is also ere
RandomTrivia: *here
TXC2: Endermen are basically the Tryanids of Minecraft
Bartlebad: Now I want a special Swarmlord Enderman
brieandbacon: James, arrows?
KiaStirling: February is speedrun month?
RandomTrivia: This is great to watch, definitely do it again
Genie_M: same seed?
RandomTrivia: I don't think anyone wants to spend 4 streams trying to optimize this seed.
RandomTrivia: Now you have to fall down the hole
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KingKuPaa: speedy drs lrr
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wench_tacular: but James loves jlrrCreeper
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MidgardSerpent: Finally, another episode of SpeedrunOneWord!!
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Doonis13: james set spawn
RandomTrivia: That barely counts as a bow...
Gadora: Durability four bow seems like an issue.
brieandbacon: #HardlyABow
Gadora: Oh, 41.
Arclight_Dynamo: Leeeeeroooooooy!
RandomTrivia: 41 will be lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Good luck, and good hunting
TXC2: "you call that a bow? this is a bow!" "that's a mousepad."
RandomTrivia: Oh that shove was CLOSE
wench_tacular: living dangerously
RandomTrivia: Perfect
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrBreak
wench_tacular: jlrrBreak
Snowcookies: jlrrBreak
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrBreak
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrBreak
TXC2 drinks
RandomTrivia: He said the thing!
KevinTheShark: Oh NOW you get ender pearls
RandomTrivia: "That's never happened before" Speedrun validated
TheWriterAleph: nice nice
Bantianeuw: how the run went? i see they are doing the dragon the hard way :D
TheWriterAleph: nice shooting kid, now let's blow this thing and go home
RandomTrivia: Hey there Bantianeuw, seed is cursed.
Bantianeuw: this means next run will be better :)
TXC2: how so we hit it?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Cycle your contents.
Genie_M: so many interesting things went wrong
ContingentCat: just shoot at the dragon forehead
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
RandomTrivia: Very appropriate, LRRbot
ThePov42: More Dots
RandomTrivia: Apply deeps
CanPlayGames: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
chesul: hit it in the Cloaca!
Gadora: So, what were those golden arrows?
kruphix_god_of_value: spectral arrows
Juliamon: They highlight whatever gets hit by them
Genie_M: throw curses at them!
Gadora: Huh.
kruphix_god_of_value: appplies the glowing effect
wench_tacular: come here so we can kill you
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It knows you're out... staying safe. Smart dragon.
RandomTrivia: "Come down here where we can punch you!"
brieandbacon: get it right in the taint!
wench_tacular: hit it in the taint
brieandbacon: @wench_tacular hi5
Juliamon: Just wailing on that taint
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
rogerivany: Turns out it's week spot is it's ass.
Orgmastron: NOOO
TXC2: that's a 50 DKP Minus!
DiscordianTokkan: Uno cracked like an egg
TheAinMAP: Poor Uno.
chesul: Serge, that's the second fatality, he died in the Nether.
djalternative: James is a taint wailer
kruphix_god_of_value: wr
RandomTrivia: Sheila pls. Just land.
KiaStirling: woooo
Jeezy56: lrrGOAT
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: As in, 110 minutes?
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CodeGorilla: New PB!
wench_tacular: jlrrCoolgame
CanPlayGames: PrideHeartL jlrrCarrotmilk PrideHeartR
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Success! lrrHORN
kalira77: a LRR speedrun record
SmithKurosaki: new pb?
robothehobo9: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
brieandbacon: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN jlrrCarrotmilk
Abavus: My guess of 41 minutes was a bit off :/
IsaTheEngie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: under 90 mins I think
Snowcookies: jlrrCoolgame
Abavus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MidgardSerpent: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHEART
TXC2: either way this is 16.5 record
frnknstn: cheer110 gg
TwitchTVsFrank: again?
Didero: It may not be a personal best, but you persons are the best, so it's all good :)
GlennSeto: @Abavus 41 can be a GDQ time.
KiaStirling: Cheer110 conveniently I had 1 bit per minute chilling out, so now they're yours!
kruphix_god_of_value: that was cool
RandomTrivia: I mean, just offer it as a Keizaron 1:30 :p
RebelliousUno: 105:22
wench_tacular: once more, from the top
RebelliousUno: excluding the pause
ExachixKitsune: 110:07 - 4:45 (break) = 105:22
brieandbacon: once more with feeling?
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhhh... One More?
KiaStirling: yes :)
FelidarSov: I am keen
GlennSeto: Sure!
wench_tacular: yep
Anubis169: One more time is cool manYES
momma_tatts: yes
TwitchTVsFrank: yeah
TXC2: yeah I could go for that
IsaTheEngie: @RandomTrivia beat me to it
Wolfstrike_NL: !onemore
LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
RandomTrivia: Absolutely good for one more
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrAWESOME
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Speedruns should continue until morale improves.
Penthesilea180: yes please
KevinTheShark: One more?
Kelderan: One more time. One more time!
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, sub
brieandbacon: Mmmmm, inject the RNG into my veins
TXC2: the portal problem EASILY cost 20 mins
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun 3 stack wr is 12m 46s 850ms
Mangledpixel: if you do, one player should be set as op so they can start the run with a /time set 0 - that is how the rules say to do a coop run on
Snowcookies: Start in a badlands biome
Diabore: 1.16+
TXC2: that's for 16.1 and it's moded
Diabore: ah,. jellysquid mod
Diabore: vanilla wr is 16m 37s
TXC2: also what is F3 ?
djalternative: yeah. piglin trading has injected a huge amount of rng into the runs, enabling those 16min esque times
RandomTrivia: F3 is the debug screen that displays coordinates among other information
Didero: Or, parkour practice? :p
TXC2: RandomTrivia ah Ok then
RandomTrivia: These credits are like 35 minutes long
kruphix_god_of_value: you guys should play hypixel games with viewers
TheWriterAleph: 27m 15s :)
TXC2: reading these out sounds like a DB challenge to me Kappa
TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno and Serge
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, we should get Andy to read them
TehAmelie: random trivia: some mathematician calculated if a black hole absorbs one bit of information its surface area increases one square Planck length
RandomTrivia takes notes
Snowcookies: Thanks for streams
CaptainSpam: We'd need two people reading it.
RandomTrivia: Andy and Jacob then
wench_tacular: and roll and roll
Snowcookies: James, are you a fan of lands?
RandomTrivia: Or Andy and Maddy actually, that would be amazing
Crokoking: have you thought about using snowballs for the end crystals? might be easier to get en mass and spam
TXC2: No, I woke up with a headache today :p
djalternative: Wake Up
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
TheWriterAleph: Wake up, James
TehAmelie: i'm okay. i assembled my new printer without breaking it
RandomTrivia: Now for the ACTUAL credits
Tandtroll_OG: GG
Snowcookies: Wake up, the whole world is waiting for you
Gen2Gengar: Today is pancake day here, so it’s a pretty good day
TwitchTVsFrank: James is mcu hulk a bad movie?
Tandtroll_OG: Maybe I dont want to wake up
TheAinMAP: Now the credits truly begin.
ContingentCat: whoops
RandomTrivia: Uh
noSmokeFire: maybe a problem with your resource pack?
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
TemporallyAwry: Brand new map - same old RNG :P
Mangledpixel: your resource pack doesn't have some accented letters
EmilienW: It's Chandeleur, so it's crepe day
djalternative: resource pack doesn't have those characters?
TehAmelie: it would be swedish letters
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Superliminal) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (1:18 from now).
Tandtroll_OG: Thank you for the stream :)
TehAmelie: Stålberg, etc
RandomTrivia: @TwitchTVsFrank If you find the episode of Countdown to Infinity you'll find an extensive discussion on that
RandomTrivia: Superliminal
djalternative: Superlimina
ExachixKitsune: oNe more? oh
RandomTrivia: That is going to FUN
josh___something: ooh!
Ivalenz_: !NEXT
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Superliminal) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (1:18 from now).
djalternative: it's about dreams
TXC2: SUPER liminal SUPER liminal
TemporallyAwry: OOH! I'm hyped for that. Going to enjoy that watch.
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
ContingentCat: wow "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Superliminal" neat title
Orgmastron: RE4 hype!
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun which version of RE4 are they playing?
Snowcookies: The funky one
SquirrelEarl: The other ocean this time
TXC2: Diffent ocean
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Across a different ocean even
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: they decided to do RE? nice
MAPBoardgames: I really enjoyed that ep of Tarkov
TehAmelie: sounds like a spiritual sequel to that falling game, AAAaAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAaaAAA
ContingentCat: sounds fun
RandomTrivia: Ooh, sounds amaziing
TheNerdWonder: Ooo superliminal should be fun
RandomTrivia: CtS that might even feel like AFK
GlennSeto: Tarkov on Play It Forward? Does the game have a long-term goal?
TXC2: pro tip for Kaldhiem limited: opps all 4 drops doesn't work :p
Orgmastron: Ooooh
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 but there's so many good ones
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat indeed there are, and none of the ones I had flew :p
RandomTrivia: James! Don't read ISO on stream!
ContingentCat: it's nice to know
Penthesilea180: Cool, admin
Snowcookies: James, why are you reading business stuff to us :P
RandomTrivia: Is it "James, stop reading our work slack out loud on stream" ?
TXC2: "several people are typing"
Snowcookies: lol Paul if you're in chat hi
frnknstn: Paul says "Taiko RPG game is legit a great watch"
ContingentCat: What did you have for breakfast?
Didero: What does 'do what you gotta do' mean?
Crokoking: for your next run: have you thought about using snowballs for the end crystals? might be easier to get en mass and spam
TwitchTVsFrank: what is 2+5
Mangledpixel: I think he is going to say 'blancmange'
Snowcookies: What's your fave land?
noSmokeFire: best ice cream flavor?
Penthesilea180: What keeps you motivated to work in our plague times?
Tandtroll_OG: When will you play stardew valley?
djalternative: Best Non-Standard ice cream flavor?
Ritaspirithntr: Just here sorting Kaldheim Basic Lands at work
SmithKurosaki: did you see the longest John's tweet about the community shanty thing?
RandomTrivia: MOOD
steelfox13: Best flavour of Basic lands
Tandtroll_OG: I will look forward to that, sounds like a lot of fun
TXC2: Which of us is your favourite mod? Kappa
TXC2: Good choice
Juliamon: Fair
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
surtur15: opinions on the siege of Baghdad?
wench_tacular: the self preservation is strong with this one
Snowcookies: What is your favourtie discord channel
SmithKurosaki: Sarah's p cool
djalternative: What is your favorite minecraft mod?
Tandtroll_OG: Who is the best at making pancakes, Paul or Graham?
GhostValv: best hot drink for a cold day?
Crokoking: have you played with the Create mod yet?
TwitchTVsFrank: best candy bar?
Penthesilea180: Does Jade want to say Hi?
avi_miller: Favorite fruit?
TXC2: Favourite BGC song
ContingentCat: pancakes or waffles?
Spacepup: Sausage or bacon?
chrono2x: What are your plans for digging holes after the next minecraft patch?
TemporallyAwry: One Song to introduce your favorite band/group?
CaptainSpam: Favorite non-alcoholic drink that isn't water?
TehAmelie: would you like to learn blancmangeomancy?
djalternative: Whah is your favorite <null variable>?
chickenace11: What type of building would you like to have named after you?
ContingentCat: Favourite kind of tea?
frnknstn: Which do you prefer, MST3K or Homestar Runner?
surtur15: are we there yet?
Ritaspirithntr: Favorite MTG set?
noSmokeFire: pancakes or sausage?
MagicalAttackGecko: Favorite minecraft tool?
Godofmuffins: What is 18*12
Zath_: Left or right?
djalternative: Create is SO GOOD. It's Powerhouse incarnate.
Wilcroft: airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Snowcookies: When was the last time you saw a car?
PixelArtDragon: Favorite kind of triangle?
tvenn: doughnuts or doughnut holes
Malkmaven1176: Favorite Pokemon?
TheWriterAleph: aw'wiiiight
avi_miller: Favorite other person named James?
ContingentCat: Favourite Homestar Runner character?
chickenace11: Comedy or tragidity
Tandtroll_OG: How will you celebrate getting vaccinated (once it happens)?
vrulg: favourite favourite?
KilrenKrae: jimmy
spo8n: favorite way to stall for time?
CaptainSpam: Good jerb.
TheWriterAleph: this is the way
chickenace11: FAvorite Q&A question
TemporallyAwry: Feelings about GloryHammer Mk III?
SquareDotCube: Will it take you till the end of the credits to answer this?
noSmokeFire: dramedy or dragedy?
drcanonball: Movie you like that no one else likes
SmithKurosaki: who is your favorite lrr member? and why is it secretly snerge?
Spacepup: How will you celebrate "reopening" the moonbase?
momma_tatts: Look deep inside James . . . who are you???
Penthesilea180: Favorite painter?
Laurence72 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
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Creideiki_SE: Have you ever confused Paul and/or Graham with actual famous computer scientist Paul Graham?
Snowcookies: WIll you be at JamesCon?
KilrenKrae: Dear James, why?
chickenace11: would Snerge be a good mayor?
chrono2x: Speaking of the office, is there anything you would change about the office after this year of home streams?
PixelArtDragon: Favorite person in the MC credits who ISN'T on the screen right now?
TehAmelie: i feel the same about Schizopolis
avi_miller: Favorite MCU character?
TheElrad: are you sure that movie actually exists?
TXC2: isn't the guy from Back to the Future in that movie?
herph: which salad, egg salad or chicken salad?
Gen2Gengar: If you had a lrr puppet, what would its name be?
lochnessseammonster: that's the camp they send the kids to in holes, right?
steelfox13: I had the biggest crush on the female lead in Camp Nowhere.
jorian57: Camp Nowhere was... fine?
ContingentCat: Favourite kind of sandwich?
chickenace11: Best underated superpower?
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
Spacepup: Favorite extra to add to egg salad?
CaptainSpam: Tuna salad or chicken salad?
keroan0: Hotdog or Hamburger?
Ritaspirithntr: Favorite James Bond actor?
steelfox13: You ever wonder what Jimmy is doing?
chickenace11: Dawn gaurd Belopa or night watch Belopa
KilrenKrae: Which graham is best, stark or cracker?
matthaus_c: favourite James?
SquareDotCube: Tune a piano or tuna fish?
TheElrad: is minecraft a soup or a sandwich?
TXC2: wow Jessica Alba is in that movie
Mangledpixel: Is your answer to this question 'no'?
keroan0: Least favorite cardinal direction?
herph: chicken salad with cranberries or without cranberries?
kalira77: slaps only or proximity mines?
ContingentCat: If you had to start another rewatch podcast with a LRR member who would it be and about what?
Elenodul subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
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secretbranch: favorite desert bus shift to WATCH?
chickenace11: What is the differnece between the two Belopa
Snowcookies: What is the names of your iron balls?
matthaus_c: what came first, egg salad or chicken salad?
TehAmelie: i like the Brosnan movies more but i like the Daniel Craig bond most. it's weird
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Omega
Spacepup: What's your base egg salad recipie beyond eggs and mayo?
keroan0: Favorite weather for a Thursday afternoon?
MagicalAttackGecko: Favorite panda?
Penthesilea180: Radishes: good or bad?
avi_miller: Least Favorite form of precipitation?
Tandtroll_OG: Have you ever seen a beaver irl?
drcanonball: When will you learn?
surtur15: is horse big dog?
djalternative: What's your favorite thursday?
ContingentCat: Favourite letter of the alphabet?
Spacepup: Look, I just started making my own Egg Salad so a lot of my questions are egg salad based.
frnknstn: Favorite gun in Valorant?
PixelArtDragon: Favorite European city?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You can have one of my snow days James, I've had too many
jorian57: Have you seen a moose since Road Quest?
djalternative: If Skeletor were to be hired at LRR, what kind of show would he stream?
TehAmelie: chat taught me the tastiest chicken salad recipe: you do the chicken salad, alright, and you add the most mayo that would possibly be reasonable, add some more mayo than that, and then double it
Ritaspirithntr: Would also kill for a snow day
Blue_Anteater: @Spacepup I do eggs, mayo, mustard, salt/pepper, and dill relish. Green onions sound legit too
herph: tomato soup or chicken noodle?
PixelArtDragon: Favorite Doctor (from Doctor Who)?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @djalternative Feels like a review show for movies would work. Just over the top snark reviews.
chickenace11: James I building a town underground and would like to name a non-pyramid building after you what would you like that to be?
ContingentCat: Favourite soup?
matthaus_c: favourite land to draw?
lamina5432: Been snowed in here for two days
avi_miller: Give us a word with at least 8 syllables?
herph: a+
TheMandrew: is now a good time to start a project in minecraft or should i wait till the update?
TXC2: place you've never been to that you'd like to have a vacation at
CaptainSpam: Wait, I think we're done.
TemporallyAwry: Question - Is Cereal Soup?
surtur15: how many questions is too many?
chickenace11: So ... A resturant?
wench_tacular: is this the end?
CaptainSpam: Are we done?
Tandtroll_OG: How is mine’o’clock a pyramid scheme?
jorian57: Best reason I should give in and watch the Crown?
steelfox13: that sounds good right now
TheWriterAleph: Bye James!
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
Snowcookies: By James
ContingentCat: Thanks James, bye
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Superliminal) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (1:01 from now).
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
TheWriterAleph: uhhh bye James!
Tandtroll_OG: Love!
FuzzyFozzy: Thanks James!
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2457 patrons for a total of $19,092.14 per month.
RandomTrivia: Bye James!
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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Penthesilea180: lrrHEART
TheElrad: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Superliminal) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (1:01 from now).
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TheWriterAleph: we hear you mining!
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
wench_tacular: mic 5
Wilcroft: James just can't help not digging holes
frnknstn: sounds like chunkin' in here
TheWriterAleph: he's digging out the end portal, the man's gone mad!
Wilcroft: jlrrFall
RandomTrivia: *fall*
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrFall
wench_tacular: jlrrFall
Snowcookies: jlrrFall
Juliamon: Just because we don't SEE you fall doesn't mean it's not a fall
wench_tacular: step away from the blocks
Mangledpixel: If a James falls in the forest...
TXC2: what the eye doesn't see, that heart can't feel Kappa
TehAmelie: hey all of Parks & Rec is on netflix suddenly. the next hour will go quick
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Snowcookies: Night TXC
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2, sleep well