letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 4) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (14m from now).
DarkMorford: "Let's NOPE || President Weevil........... Underwood" Are we finally getting a Yu-Gi-Oh stream? :p
DeM0nFiRe: Hey that is a good point actually
DeM0nFiRe: We got a pokemon TCG stream, when is yu gi oh
DarkMorford: I know, right?
DarkMorford: I assume we're waiting for more of the crew to get motorcycle licenses/
DeM0nFiRe: Heh I assume that is a reference to one of the newer series. Other than a couple episodes of GX I've only seen up to and including battle city
Juliamon: It's less a direct reference to a newer series and more to how YGOTAS memeified "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES"
DarkMorford: Ah, yeah. The third series, "Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's", is what spawned the "card games on motorcycles" meme.
NightValien28: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Mister_BlueSky: Yo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let's get that CHRIS BREADFIELD gamers | I have been informed by production that it is LEON KENNEDY and not CHRIS REDFIELD in Resident Evil 4. | Gross. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1356768125899788288
Bellpei: We're playing Yu-gi-oh? Kappa
seanmrwick: ooooh, I've been looking forward to this game stream for a while
ArrestedHouse: RE4 PogChamp
zenondikar: WELCOME
Mcgwee: whata ya buying?
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of zombies I think? Anyways, how's everybody doing?
Malkaresh: RE4 is my favorite! Looking forward to Adam playing this one!
Morendur: do mine eyes deceive me?
seanmrwick: Wha'ya Sellin
NoxStryx: RE4 Madness!
Morendur: Am I going to get to watch a Let's Nope live???
seanmrwick: @Malkaresh oh same here!
ArrestedHouse: hehe, thank you
Getter404: It's that dog!
Bengineering: PogChamp
Morendur: I don't think I've gotten to see LN live since dear Alex & Graham were at the helm.
LessIsMorii: Hi Ben! :)
beckett_brass: @Bengineering Hello!
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NoxStryx: benginDab
seanmrwick: hey @Bengineering glad to see you
NoxStryx: I miss Alex streams.
felrender: "Hey, it's that pog!" - Leon finding his favorite slammer
niccus: rest in peace, alex and graham
NoxStryx: and watch and play in general
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beckett_brass: @niccus Now now, they're not dead yet. They've just been raised as zombies.
NoxStryx: not that I don't love Ben and Adam
LessIsMorii: I was just watching the Phasmophobia VOD from last November, but it's awesome to catch a live Let's Nope here!
Morendur: @NoxStryx I wish I lived in a world where I could have 2 Let's Nopes a week, one with B & A, and one with A & G
Morendur: :P
teaspoonC: @noxstryx I imagine they miss it too, but alas it makes sense as a show which would crave the same-room energy
zenondikar: let's roundhouse some villagers
CastleOtranto: I'm tempted to replay this along with them.
NoxStryx: so how is the mime based commentary going to work @bengineering
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Mcgwee: lrrBEN lrrlrrADAM lrrSPOOP
Getter404: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: <3 lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to find out if Adam is a bad enough dude to save the President... 's daughter. Kappa
amuseoffirebane: lrrSPOOP
beckett_brass: Hi Adam
spo_okymulder: ADAM
SpiffGames: Hello!
Randoplh: hello
seanmrwick: hi Adam
Getter404: Hello!
NightValien28: its ya boi
KartoffelKaiser: hello
SnackPak_: Hi Adam
Morendur: Herro Adam!
withwherewithal: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BusTed: Hello!
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NightValien28: LUL
zeldakid1999: Hi
laikagoat: zoeyLOL
LessIsMorii: Good eeeeeevening
Morendur: OH GOD
TheWriterAleph: oh shit it's the radio demon
62MGcobra: jlrrFacepalm
KartoffelKaiser: :)
DarthRagnar815: gabyLul
ArrestedHouse: 1950s ben PogChamp
Mister_BlueSky: Ben you’re a dork.
laikagoat: benginFingers
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
amuseoffirebane: Ah yes. Mime.
YawnLance: Someone needs to stop this man
fastlane250: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL yes
Morendur: oh
Astra7525: Ben... ffs...
Blakemcm: yowzers wowzers
Spacepup: Ben has gotten a soundboard and every night he just gets more and more into it.
zeldakid1999: zoeyLOL
Bellpei: Gamara?!
mirshebs: loving this
Morendur: dear
Calaban161: Oh Ben that is so cool
ClankyLily: that's beautiful
spo_okymulder: that was wonderful
Morendur: lord
SpiffGames: That was great
BusTed: That was the one.
Roger_Job329: gottem
GenericHerooo: Hi!!! KonCha VirtualHug
matthaus_c: Adam in the booth!
mawisms: ooOOOooo
MAPBoardgames: Getting your money's worth
mawisms: WERE HEEEEEREEE
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beckett_brass: Ben is apparently invisible.
mawisms: UHOH
TheWriterAleph: two sides of the same brain cell
Dog_of_Myth: Lewd
GhostValv: :O
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
matthaus_c: it's just alphabetical
Robot_Bones: BenB!
YawnLance: Nice.
felrender: huh
ComradeMik: they are twins
SpiffGames: Tell me more....
Despoiler98: BEN NO
Mister_BlueSky: !adult
ComradeMik: if you ask them if they like ice cream, they both say yes
withwherewithal: I like old timey radio ben
TheWriterAleph: 4b4
ComradeMik: i mean, the village part is pretty creepy
KartoffelKaiser: 👀
Robot_Bones: Beforeb
seanmrwick: oh Adam, you're in for a treat
ArkhamArchivist: You're in for a time
Blakemcm: It holds up
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's not going to be scary.
Morendur: I've heard good things, but never played
coldhands0802: I've never seen my subscription money used better than that mixer.
SpiffGames: RE4 was great at the time. It probably hasn't aged perfectly.
niccus: it's more campy than scary
zenondikar: Expect cheese covered in cheese
LessIsMorii: How old is this game?
ButButTheJesus: "A lot of people liked this game. I'm going to show them the truth."
Gizmoloid: two members of the same person? I think I've read manga about that :D
InkyGhoast: the village is a little creepy, the scary monster shows up like 3/4 way through? (im talking regenerators)
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dispozition: Hype to see some spoopy bois play some RE4
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Robot_Bones: Ib intendb tob addb bsb tob allb myb wordbs
Astra7525: I take it no backseating unless asked for help.
beckett_brass: @zenondikar Mmm, tasty
InkyGhoast: the bugs sucks
MAPBoardgames: Put your nostalgia next to your waifu.
SpiffGames: They gon' die to first chainsaw guy
Mister_BlueSky: So the usual then?
matthaus_c: but Dix isn't playing!
spo_okymulder: this is already a silly stream
ArkhamArchivist: The thing about RE4, is it didn't really have a lot of competition on the Gamecube back in the day
BusTed: Hhhehehe Hhhehehe
ArkhamArchivist: Like, this, and Eternal Darkness
coldhands0802: And also female characters, in this case.
teaspoonC: mooooom, these streamers are being mean to my cherished gamer memories
fastlane250: My blanket content is currently: cat
Lord_ZYRK: To be fair, you guys like World of Warcraft and classic Pokemon
rocketjohn: mine is currently a blanket.
ClankyLily: cats make very good blankets
SquanderedResources: we're hereee
niccus: did you know? residents typically serve a term of 4 or 8 years
TheWriterAleph: what's a... 4resident?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think it's meant to evoke the noise of a typewriter.
SquanderedResources: oh god, I forgot I got a ton of channel points from some bet.
matthaus_c: w-who are you calling a sub?! I'm not a sub!
MAPBoardgames: Horror games: DSM = MM
Masslost: someday we'll get the R4 remake
aiamethyst: is this the switch remake?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because that's a thing with RE games, for reasons.
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YawnLance: @matthaus_c *makes a note* uwu
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ComradeMik: from what i remember, re4 is pretty light on content issues
Himyul: 4 better or 4 worse
seanmrwick: the Steam Version is pretty good
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Booklegend: Love being able to catch let’s nope live
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HorusFive: Ah, that typewriter menu sound SingsNote
The_Brony_Vamp: My fav Resi
MAPBoardgames: Every time you hear "LEON! HELP!" take a drink.
matthaus_c: @YawnLance I mean, you *have* made me a sub on Ben's channel :p
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txzen_: it's happening
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BusTed: Nice.
SmoreThanAFeelin: HAHA
ArrestedHouse: PogChamp
TheWriterAleph: OOGA BOOGA
BusTed: Setting the tone.
HorusFive: Adam in ON BOARD!
txzen_: the boys are evil residents
NightValien28: good strat
xantos69: Yep this game already sucks. I am so in!
Nigouki: oh this is a good start
txzen_: that guy sounds like Ben
ComradeMik: classic capcom
Kaaosa: oh no it's streamer
abracadaver23: Hey adam
ButButTheJesus: AAHAHAHAHA
red_shoes_jeff: Evening. Looking forward to some Evident Beagle.
seanmrwick: I just so happen to have this game. oh by the way Adam, word of advice, save up for the Red 9 (Broomhandle)
nyquister_: "I'll get you gadget!"
felrender: yeah this is a decent port, iirc it's based on the 360 re-release
before_damage: Hello everyone, how are you doing tonight?
Nigouki: was this originally on gamecube?
polybees: Not Umbrella!!!
beckett_brass: @before_damage Pretty good. Kinda hungry, but otherwise fine
Despoiler98: little town?
Despoiler98: its a CITY
raulghoulia: Would you take an Umbrella Covid Vaccine?
txzen_: Poor racoons
EvilBadman: more like President Evil, am i right
ArrestedHouse: stonks!
before_damage: @beckett_brass Great to hear. Hope you get something delicious.
txzen_: Modena, Pfizer or Umbrella
InkyGhoast: sterilize is a weird way to say nuke
seanmrwick: @Nigouki it was originally on PS2 and GameCube
Getter404: We're taking Umbrella to the moon!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer200 time to reside in some evils!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
NightValien28: too bad stocks and money aren't real so umbrella
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Topical
Pinwiz11: mmmmm zombie hedge funds
coldhands0802: I play a lot of these games, but I'm always surprised by how dumb Resident Evil is.
ArrestedHouse: Umbrella 🚀 💎
LessIsMorii: I really enjoyed the recent CheckPOint about Reddit/Game Stop
MAPBoardgames: Which kind of murders? Grisly, Grizzly or Gristley?
EvilBadman: 3 takes place during 2
ArrestedHouse: same time as 2
ComradeMik: they did sterilise it with a nuke
Kaaosa: 3 takes place around the same time as 3
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then Umbrella turned into an international terrorist organization, as you do. Kappa
Orgmastron: This is after 3
Himyul: forced sterilization ain't cool
ComradeMik: concurrent with 2
Ridgenator: 2 and three happen almost simultaneously
before_damage: Zombie redditor?
Mister_BlueSky: Before 4. :)
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Getter404: Legally Distinct From Spain
seanmrwick: and all of a sudden....Gamestop stocks went through the roof and every gamestop employee rejoiced for 2 minutes
zenondikar: @nigouki It was meant to be a gamecube exclusive originally, then money happened and it got ported to PS2, then wii
Pteraspidomorphi: Are there subtitles?
before_damage: Two happens after and during three
txzen_: They are just going to coat it in hand sanitizer, mass sterilization
NightValien28: we may need subtitles
HistorysGr8estMonster: No, three happens before two, I think.
kookaburra_85: I love this game, it's great... also just soooo stupid.
Pteraspidomorphi: Thank you
Roger_Job329: day before 2?
archon458: doesn't 3 take place as the same time as 2
ButButTheJesus: I like this intro area it reminds me of autumn
oplinger: 3 happens before and after 2
spo_okymulder: this voice work
ComradeMik: oh yeah, this game is so fucking campy
Master_Gunner: this game is *absolutely* your kind of horseshit
seanmrwick: @HistorysGr8estMonster Leon Kennedy: the master of Social distancing
EvilBadman: Spain
ComradeMik: because they're spanish
AchHansRun: he's "spanish"
Ridgenator: RE4 is very B-moviesque
HistorysGr8estMonster: Four happens after both 2 and 3. And 1, if that helps.
Getter404: It's a game that is acutely aware of how stupid it is, like the Saints Row series
KartoffelKaiser: Spain iirc?
ButButTheJesus: hey now don't make fun of ppl talking
xantos69: NOBODY from Mexico sounds that way.
ToastedArts: I believe it takes place in spain
Dmc3628: RE4 is such camp but I love it
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's in Spain. Supposedly.
HorusFive: Legally distinct Spain
Mister_BlueSky: This is not a serious Resident Evil.
Masslost: god I remember the chainsaw controller that came out with this
ArrestedHouse: LuL
ArrestedHouse: lionDAE
BusTed: FBtouchdown
seanmrwick: I believe this takes place in Spain, but the rural part of spain, if this exists
raulghoulia: Adam, you're going to have a lot of fun
txzen_: Yo soy es un matador
BusTed: gottem
LessIsMorii: Dramatic peeing music
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matthaus_c: Adam is a canadian, not an american
KartoffelKaiser: Oh hey, this game was made during the Brown Era
rocketjohn: twitch chat does not have a high enough opinion of Adam. Adam is a smart man. big brain.
CanPlayGames: 69 420!
CanPlayGames: Ooh it’s gone now
AWildTransgirlAppeared: You were 'wrong' on the internet. Goodbye forever
ButButTheJesus: let's just remember what most video game voice acting was like in 2004
laikagoat: benginOh benginNo
Master_Gunner: fuck... zombie? get off my dick?
MAPBoardgames: Caught him with his pants down!
HistorysGr8estMonster: That was friendly of the guy to offer a cig.
abracadaver23: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: Dang, how long have we been at it?
MoxSully: There are no subtitles in RE4, sadly. There's a greyed out option in the menu that's only there for non-english versions
dappercuttlefish: dying while peeing is the worst way to go
groulux: zing zing zing?
Makrosian_Tae: Did I miss much?
niccus: survived the pee! good job
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just started.
before_damage: Does this mean we get to watch Adam playing resident evil 6: man ♥️ giraffe (Graham’s words not mine. Also I can’t spell).
Juliamon: Literally just started
Pteraspidomorphi: Makrosian_Tae: I t's still the opening cutscene
Makrosian_Tae: Perfect!
MAPBoardgames: @Makrosian_Tae not much at all
Getter404: We're still on a WR time here boys
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Just wait for the turn. The TURN. It is ridiculously stupid and I love it.
Dmc3628: his daughter but same spiel
kookaburra_85: remember to kill all the crows, they are full of money. And sometimes grenades.
LessIsMorii: @Makrosian_Tae Just bad accents and a dude peeing
ComradeMik: protect the daughter
Gildan_Bladeborn: For some reason the email I got when the stream went live said it had started an hour ago, but that was not actually true.
ComradeMik: the president is fine
ComradeMik: probably
KartoffelKaiser: Crow grenades KomodoHype
beckett_brass: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Left turn or right turn?
CaptainSpam: Aw. No captions?
ToastedArts: Man, RE dialogue is the best
HorusFive: "looks dangerous. You go first"
ComradeMik: no captions yet
MAPBoardgames: 5 pesos says they drive off as soon as he's out of sight.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @beckett_brass It is a turn to the right that should have been a turn to the left.
ComradeMik: we haven't had a gameplay opportunity
seanmrwick: oh yeah, the crows carry stuff too
LessIsMorii: Adam said he'd check for subtitles after this scene
KartoffelKaiser: 2004 video calls KomodoHype
dappercuttlefish: oh damn we get a codex
Masslost: RE 4 is just a Harrison Ford move from the 90's just saying
tribbletribal: I like the space between In and coming
teaspoonC: please tell me there are no more locals in this game, this hurts a little
before_damage: Leon, a former big city cop, is on special assignment to find the president’s daughter
EvilBadman: @dappercuttlefish Codec. :P
YawnLance: Is Leon going to be dummy thicc and have trouble sneaking around? That's how this works right?
SpiffGames: lol, the daughter of the president is such a weird way to say that
Mister_BlueSky: Seacrest out.
raulghoulia: new game plus puts her in a cow girl costume
MoxSully: yep, no subtitles
MoxSully: nope, not even on the main menu
EvilBadman: Subtitles are only if you're in not-english
MoxSully: it's only for non-english versions, it's very stupid
dappercuttlefish: @EvilBadman listen I
zeathean: Why only send one person in to save the president's daughter?
seanmrwick: @Masslost all we need is Leon to say "Get off my Plane"
beckett_brass: @zeathean budget problems, probably
KartoffelKaiser: That might be easier to understand tbh
seanmrwick: @zeathean because the Navy was too busy?
Nigouki: does this have japanese audio? play full weeb with japanese and english subs?
Getter404: You know what that means. RE4 in German, baby!
SnackPak_: yeah, set it to spanish
before_damage: Everyone turns motion blur off. What does it do (please don’t say blurs motion)?
Masslost: @seanmrwick that would be perfect
Pteraspidomorphi: Spanish? :D
coldhands0802: I think there's a more modern control option in the newer ports
beckett_brass: @zeathean It costs to hire all those guards.
Mister_BlueSky: Is there a mod that Adam won’t install?
SquareDotCube: JP + english subs?
teaspoonC: French subtitles, y'all are Canadian right Kappa
Juliamon: before_damage Everything gets blurry when you move
dappercuttlefish: @EvilBadman I'm surprised I even got that close to correct since I've never played a metal gear
ComradeMik: oh yeah, the controls honk default
seanmrwick: @Masslost I'd laugh at that
zeathean: This is just to unbelievable in this Zombie horror game
EvilBadman: dappercuttlefish no worries! :D
Makrosian_Tae: Inverted or bust!
Makrosian_Tae: Inverted gang rise up!
seanmrwick: oh yeah the knife is OP
Moonspeak721: old games really made a lot of wild choices when it came to controls
MoxSully: it's not really supposed to be a free camera look, it's more for quick glances
ButButTheJesus: ben pls
coldhands0802: Inverted all the way.
SnackPak_: pilot Leon like a plane
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This turn seriously fucks me up everytime.
seanmrwick: talk about intended mrder
txzen_: is this two player?
CastleOtranto: This was the first game I got super into on the Wii, and I actually really liked the controls
Drathak: Get outta here with your inverted nonsense
codyfoti1999: I like small nipples
seanmrwick: @txzen_ nope
beckett_brass: That sounded like a cough
ComradeMik: inverted is only for flying
rocketjohn: Let people play how they want to play. Christ chat.
zenondikar: this first poor villager just wants you out of his home
raulghoulia: Leon's American. Already has his gun out
ToastedArts: I like how these taxi drivers were totally okay with the request, "Take me to this strange abandoned house in this forest swamp. I need to save the president's daughter"
spo_okymulder: this is the most brown game
kookaburra_85: On harder difficulty knife is a trap.
txzen_: seanmrwick just no good internet enabled port?
before_damage: @juliamon Why? Does peoples vision get blurry when moving? This is coming from someone who’s got terrible eye sight.
EvilBadman: Chat: don't fight about inverted. Brains work differently.
LightingExpert13: where's leon's great dane? I am getting shaggy vibes from it.
beckett_brass: @ToastedArts Eh, I'm sure they've herad weirder
beckett_brass: heard*
Getter404: I'll admit it, I REALLY wanted that coat back in 2003
ANeMzero: look at this GRAPH
AWildTransgirlAppeared: It makes no sense.
MAPBoardgames: What was that music sting?
LightingExpert13: that ... is a face
txzen_: that pic was photoshopped 100 percent
ComradeMik: motion blur is normally to make a game more cinematic
ComradeMik: but it sucks for gameplay
SquanderedResources: I hope everyone in chat is doing great. I'm on HRT and just got my license after not having it for a long time as an adult, headed for my CDL! so I'm doing great.
Spacepup: He's *Musical Sting* a Foreigner!
codyfoti1999: Sorry, I don’t speak angel ;)
DoctorAddams: don't use the right stick as much as you would in a modern game I would advise
LessIsMorii: This music kinda slaps, in a cheesy way
Seth_Erickson: he's got a dodge roll PogChamp
SquanderedResources: @juliamon hey! hope you are well, friend.
Lord_ZYRK: No el chop chop, por favor!
zeathean: Yes they do
Kaaosa: welcome to re4
Dmc3628: they sure do honk
coldhands0802: If there's one thing RE characters are good at, it's pointing their guns at the bad guys and NOT shooting.
LightingExpert13: @SquanderedResources congrats!
ZealousCrow: You get used to it honestly
GhostValv: cause x gonna give it to ya
withwherewithal: Well then
dappercuttlefish: @SquanderedResources congrats!
seanmrwick: Adam, what controller are you using?
teaspoonC: oh that's wild
withwherewithal: Halt Criminal Scum
Juliamon: SquanderedResources I am well, and glad you are too!
MAPBoardgames: So the ONE GUY they send to find the president's daughter in a Spanish speaking country, doesn't speak Spanish.
beckett_brass: "neutralize"
DoctorAddams: it still controls like a classic RE
LightingExpert13: metal gear
ANeMzero: He was slowly walking towards me with an axe
Kaaosa: I couldn't have simply walked away
SquanderedResources: @juliamon for sure for sure. always good to see you in chat.
Mister_BlueSky: He was coming right for me!
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tribbletribal: We just shouted orders in a language he might not understand then killed him?
NightValien28: MAPBoardgames yup
Pteraspidomorphi: "I murdered this guy who was defending his property"
seanmrwick: hey @Juliamon do you know what kind of controller Adam is using
Juliamon: MAPBoardgames I mean, that's the US for you
YawnLance: He was just trying to axe you a question
Moonspeak721: "i walked into this man's house and i had no choice but to shoot him"
Sogheim: I'd rather play as Hunnigan, honestly. she looks cool
wolvsbane: Mind if I Ax you a question?
KartoffelKaiser: "He's not a zombie. You murdered a man."
before_damage: @squanderedresources Unfortunately I don’t know what those acronyms mean but I am happy your happy. The world needs more goodness.
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Juliamon: seanmrwick No idea, sorry
LightingExpert13: thank you leon
ButButTheJesus: gah, my neighbors are yelly again
HorusFive: Got some of that HERB!
seanmrwick: @Juliamon no problem
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because having controls that are just the absolute worst is a time-honored Resident Evil tradition. Just like utterly illogical and contrived puzzles and tiny, tiny inventories that make inventory management a horrible, horrible chore. All time honored traditions. Kappa
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ArkhamArchivist: So this was originally a Gamecube game, so it had 1 stick controls, so the right stick is added
withwherewithal: I had to go to the murder option
kookaburra_85: Jump out the window
Lord_ZYRK: ButButTheJesus yell back lrrBEEJ
ZealousCrow: THE WINDOW
codyfoti1999: Nice house
ZealousCrow: GO BACK
ZealousCrow: NONONONONO
KartoffelKaiser: This is the bullet desk
Gildan_Bladeborn: The misery is how you know you're playing Resident Evil.
Juliamon: No need to caps-yell
spo8n: is this the game where you shoot everyone in the knees and then the dynamite?
EvilBadman: @ArkhamArchivist Wrong, cube has two sticks.
Talin06: got spoiled by the remakes
HorusFive: Leon Kennedy doesn't run. He saunters.
ComradeMik: does the pc port have control schemes
SquanderedResources: @before_damage HRT= hormone replacement therapy. CDL= Commerical Drivers License
seanmrwick: Adam is by far the best master of social distancing
gingerbear_86: I remember how amazing this game was when it first came out and watching it now I feel my rose colored glasses breaking
ZealousCrow: Sorry lol
Juliamon: !backseat
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gualdhar: This is what peak Resident Evil controls look like
Lord_ZYRK: If you can't handle the streamer "playing wrong" this might not be the place for you
NightValien28: they are gonna miss a lot of stuff and that's okay
ArkhamArchivist: Yeah, but the c-stick was almost never used to aim @EvilBadman
ButButTheJesus: @Lord_ZYRK i think it would encourage them
beckett_brass: brb, getting dinner
InkyGhoast: coming soon: the 10 minute section of adam making the control good, because capcom can't
Blakemcm: Just learn Spanish. all the bad guys will tell you what to do
nyquister_: What year is this?
gingerbear_86: welcome to the land of unlimited farm equipment.
NightValien28: body shot body shot
chaostreader: Was there a controller setup in that one menu?
gualdhar: TO THE FACE
Getter404: Mmm, Pitas.
before_damage: @squanderedresources That sounds amazing. I’m even happier.
InkyGhoast: 2004 i think nyquister
LightingExpert13: well walked in to a weird party. Gonna watch the beginning later.
Pteraspidomorphi: Pesetas?
Dmc3628: Pitas
Spacepup: Gotta loot the bodies.
Despoiler98: LOL
coldhands0802: Why don't you?
YawnLance: Dubloons!
SpiffGames: it's the pita pit
Kipstar: I had no choice all those times too!
JakeRebadaviaXD: They might be pirates
Juliamon: Because it's pretty
Lord_ZYRK: It's their culture, Adam
SnackPak_: it's so wee
codyfoti1999: Stay down, hillbilly!
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
gingerbear_86: and they had bullets??! why use the axe?
SquanderedResources: @before_damage TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's just what Spanish money looks like Adam. Kappa
ComradeMik: gotta love that archaic spanish currency
ChippTunes: AQUI ESTA
Mister_BlueSky: Is tiny chest. :)
Blakemcm: They dont trust Credit cards and the blockchain has not made it there yet
Officinalis: 900 Parent Teacher Assosciations.
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Saintnex: hehehe
NightValien28: LUL
HorusFive: This fictional hamlet within Spain is still on the gold standard
BjjBrain: sponsored by ridged wallet lol
Lysander_Gustav: Is this the PC version or the Wii version?
Theycallmejokke: Ah the monk suplex game, fond memories of this game
ToastedArts: Oh trust me, the malarkey continues in this game to no end
niccus: this is where it all started
TamesLovesGames: STONKS
Haroldholmes25: well I mean he is dead
Juliamon: Lysander_Gustav Steam
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe step out of your sheltered NA castle once in a while
Despoiler98: are we the baddies?
nyquister_: @InkyGhoast the farmer get up it kinda off... Oh well
withwherewithal: the village currency is gold dubloons!!
wolvsbane: Where does it put all of that?
LessIsMorii: I wonder how many times this game is going to make Adam face-palm
ToastedArts: It's what makes RE so great!
InkyGhoast: the traditional spanish currecy: pitas
oneupthextraman: villans is just a point of view
ANeMzero: Adam it's 2021, keeping all your money as gold coins in a small chest is cool again
red_shoes_jeff: Do YOU not have a wooden wallet, Adam? They were EVERYWHERE in the early '00s.
Moonspeak721: i feel like the weird gold adds something to the spooky village vibes in this game
HorusFive: You took all his money. Also you shot him to death inside his house
gualdhar: backwoods hillbilly keeps gold instead of putting money in a bank? realistic
codyfoti1999: Adam are you robbing these people?
codyfoti1999: That’s illegal
Pteraspidomorphi: We just caused an international incident really
wolvsbane: Where does he put all of those coins, lol.
before_damage: What’s with that jacket? This doesn’t seem like a place for a fleece lined leather jacket.
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun Was there a controller setup in one of the menus?
LessIsMorii: It's okay, I saw parachutes
ChippTunes: Is keeping a doubloon purse the logical next step from sea shanties?
JakeRebadaviaXD: They did seem to walk
KartoffelKaiser: no body = not dead
ComradeMik: they're fine
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Juliamon: Don't expect a ton of braincell usage from Leon.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Chat: I recall that the Gamecube and the Playstation version had different resources that were skimped on. One had more ammo, one had more healing/money or something. Which one did they port to PC?
Despoiler98: um...... how did the bridge just collapse for no reason:>?
nyquister_: In this world, does everyone know about Zombies?
Kaaosa: It's a briefcase
shendaras: RE Village already?
ComradeMik: just you wait
MAPBoardgames: Ptas. is the currency of Spain (and Andorra) until 2002 when it was replaced by the Euro
Juliamon: inventory teeetriiiis
Kaaosa: where is the briefcase in the in-game world
ArrestedHouse: oh it's very arcadey
YawnLance: Guess we really burned our bridges with those cops benginFingers
Gildan_Bladeborn: See... you say that NOW, but you haven't seen the sizes of the items.
Makrosian_Tae: I like how the game has your name in the lower right. You know, JUST IN CASE you forgot who the protagonist was
EvilBadman: i would check the control schemes, just to see if there's a better one
Kaaosa: why is Leon not carrying that briefcase
Seth_Erickson: oh wow is this Resident Evil Village? the map makes me think it is Kappa
ZealousCrow: You'll still spend so much time playing inventory
before_damage: Can Adam please say doubloons in whatever accent feels appropriate to him?
ANeMzero: So when does the 9'6'' vampire lady show up
ZawaAmaz: don't forget to knife boxes
KartoffelKaiser: ah yes, the herb box
ButButTheJesus: @Seth_Erickson yeah this just came out
LessIsMorii: Doggo noises?
ToastedArts: Dubloons!
Gildan_Bladeborn: So many PTAs!
dappercuttlefish: what even is this animation
Lord_ZYRK: If there were ribbons, you'd get a blue one, Ben :)
Juliamon: You ruined that guy's nice stash box
ANeMzero: gotta keep your herbs in a pot in a box.
spectregnosis: What is the point of a typewriter that only types one line?
MAPBoardgames: The 100 Ptas coin is gold in color. No answer about the treasure chest though.
eric_christian_berg: A create filled with smaller crates.
ComradeMik: pretty sure some of the crows drop loot
LessIsMorii: Noooooo
zenondikar: When do we tell him there might be snakes in crates?
Despoiler98: SAVE DOGGO
before_damage: But Ben, restrictive, limited saves really makes the game enjoyable.
Makrosian_Tae: SAVE PUPPER
Lord_ZYRK: Dog rescued. We can go home now.
Drathak: leg fine
EvilBadman: zenondikar shhhh
ArrestedHouse: Wowee
until_may: that worked well?
SnackPak_: dogs got hops
InkyGhoast: yay!
rocketjohn: half pupper, half roo
MechaKuuga: Woof woof
polybees: Thats a good boi
KartoffelKaiser: pupper saved <3
Kipstar: they're fine
LessIsMorii: <3 <3 <3
codyfoti1999: I’ll kill a bitch if this dog gets hurt
rocketjohn: pupperoo
SCHLORMPH: fun RE4 fact: crows are filled with grenades
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gualdhar: ran awfully fast for an injured leg
Getter404: And that dog... was the president of Spain.
ChippTunes: Mission Complete
ZealousCrow: I think you can get spinels from crows, but not worth it
CanPlayGames: Is this the one with the B I G L A D Y
dappercuttlefish: Gamer Supreme TM
seanmrwick: im sure you'll find out
ComradeMik: capcom
wandering_goliath: What version of RE4 are they playing?
Iceberg_Man: its capcom
LessIsMorii: He's got Yaoi Hands
Lord_ZYRK: That one isn't out yet, CanPlayGames
dappercuttlefish: leon has yaoi hands
ComradeMik: or he has a tiny head
rocketjohn: those are normal hands
Getter404: Those are Gamer Hands
thraximore: perspective
Juliamon: Capcom hands
gingerbear_86: he's a pro gamer
wargodmogis: Some people just have big hands Adam
nyquister_: Polygons my dude
Lithobraker: He has Yaoi hands
SCHLORMPH: @zealouscrow well I guess you'd know, crow.
ToastedArts: Zombies gotta catch these hands
ButButTheJesus: @CanPlayGames no that one comes out later this year
ArrestedHouse: LuL
codyfoti1999: Or it’s a small gun
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair, Leon didn't set the trap again, so he can't actually walk into it such that it would hurt hum. THAT trap on the other hand...
xantos69: Well hes back up
codyfoti1999: It’s a tiny gun
Haroldholmes25: the heck
gingerbear_86: oops
KartoffelKaiser: uhhhhhh
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
gualdhar: Adam knows big hands
Robot_Bones: He's got to have big hands for his big gloves
before_damage: Hey chat which RE game is the one with a volcano?
Dmc3628: thats a trap
brainbosh: Leon is a yaoi man
Drathak: Right into it
Mashamino: Leon "Yaoi Hands" Kennedy
ZealousCrow: SCHLORMPH :>
PhilanthropyLich: He has cancer
wolvsbane: time to use that herb
trashshaman: Ayo it’s let’s nope time
KartoffelKaiser: was that a landmine
Merp33: Welp
Thisbymaster: minefield?
zenondikar: lol
Kipstar: his hands are normal - the rest of his body is tiny
ANeMzero: Who could have guessed that chest high wire attatched to a dynamite would hurt him
ChippTunes: The bear trap was a red herring for LAND MINES
gualdhar: tripwire
lamina5432: yaoi hands
Unpronounceable: That was a nice tripwire
SnackPak_: it's fine
gingerbear_86: so, this is Texas, right?
spo_okymulder: this game is so abrupt haha
withwherewithal: You know what they say about guys with big hands...they are good at holding gun
before_damage: Boshi!
Lord_ZYRK: Well if Adam didn't know what trip wires were before. . . he. . . maybe does now?
LessIsMorii: A nice triple axel spin
KartoffelKaiser: nice spin
BusTed: That man looked familiar.
rocketjohn: nice pirouettes in thiso game
Nuurgle: that was just a farmer, grabbing some hay!
MAPBoardgames: 3 rounds? what are you firing? a .22?
KeytarCat: These games are great
seanmrwick: can we post the clips here in chat?
fastlane250: Bullest
ChippTunes: everyone and their mums is packin’ around ‘ere
nyquister_: Auditioning for Farmer 4: Do you know gymnastics?
Nuurgle: never heal, never reload
shendaras: It's too bad we don't have that low health beeping noise
KeytarCat: Wait, this isn'
zenondikar: I'm pretty sure the translation is something like "oh look the nice american is here!"
before_damage: The logo is kinda in the way
KeytarCat: t the co-op I thought we were doing
gualdhar: *on the lookout for traps* *gets ambushed*
Lord_ZYRK: Guarding the bridge and shouting incomprehensibly. . . is that me? seabatTROG
Juliamon: Move the bug to the upper corner maybe
ZealousCrow: I forgot the handgun ammo was limited. I used to use the knife a lot.
gingerbear_86: it's the love shack from the song!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just use all your bullets, I'm sure you'll get plenty of them and will never run out. lrrBEEJ
before_damage: I’m pretty sure I’d die from one round to the chest
KeytarCat: huh
Haroldholmes25: that's a statement
ButButTheJesus: oh god, is she okay?
gingerbear_86: oh. maybe not.
RayFK: Ben
Makrosian_Tae: Daaaaamn
KeytarCat: CW body horror :P
RayFK: Ben please
withwherewithal: She is having a bad day
KartoffelKaiser: help i've been got
GamesAndInk: These are the classic streamer jokes I come here for
Iceberg_Man: seabatUseless
Mister_Hush: I don't get it, what's a pita in this context
ArrestedHouse: wow D:
eric_christian_berg: Check her pulse, just to be sure.
SmoreThanAFeelin: we got got
gualdhar: ouch :(
LightingExpert13: why do they rip on us so?
polybees: Good joke streamer
Mister_Hush: oh, a pain in the ass
codyfoti1999: Wow
ComradeMik: wait are you calling us unlevened bread?
ButButTheJesus: @Mister_Hush i don't get it either
ButButTheJesus: oh
m_logan2000: always double knife in case of snakes
HorusFive: I can't wait until Adam finds out where he can spend that money
Nuurgle: Adam streams- come for the jokes, and then just wait all stream because they never happen
Dmc3628: surely this isn't a tarp
ComradeMik: we are at least a yeasted bread
before_damage: To this day my favorite chat burn was when we called Cam funny and he said he was devastated.
ChippTunes: Get some hummus for all those pitas
wargodmogis: "house"
ComradeMik: yeah
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Yes
coldhands0802: I want this music to play whenever I get up and walk around.
codyfoti1999: Does the knife not work?
brainbosh: Yes
BusTed: How are the pirouettes?
KeytarCat: Knife the bodies
ComradeMik: hundreds of organisms eating things and farting out gas
Spacepup: You could probably knife the bodies
ComradeMik: much more like twitch chat
nyquister_: Go back and teabag the bear trap?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
seanmrwick: yeah I play this game a lot
Lord_ZYRK: Name one good videogame, Ben
Mr_Horrible: Leon isn't your "Master Chief", Adam
Juliamon: This was the Gamecube, Ben.
ArrestedHouse: lionSalt
aiamethyst: it was the olden times, this was the best we had
MidnighterKnight: It was awesome on the Wii as aiming was easier.
Mr_Horrible: he's a man of *class*
Theycallmejokke: Woaw! Shots fired :D
KeytarCat: instead of teabag
BjjBrain: The game was amazing for it's time
Juliamon: This WAS the "good game"
ThatChesterGuy: hey
brainbosh: They hadn't invented good games yet
HorusFive: This game came out before good games
SCHLORMPH: good games don't exist.
m_logan2000: knee shots are good to knife if you need to save ammo
Dmc3628: learned later why knifing bodies was good
Kramburger: They didn't have time to play good games because they were too busy fighting the bad controls
SerGarretCameron: oh, I enjoyed this game because it's the first game I ever watch get played.
Mr_Horrible: Freddie Fish
Pteraspidomorphi: Dead by daylight?
ThatChesterGuy: you are good streamer thank you for fun time
KeytarCat: Mario 1
Makrosian_Tae: Halo 2, finish the fight
KeytarCat: the only good game
zenondikar: You can conserve ammo I think, hit em once in the head or knee then knife them
ChippTunes: which was a bigger mistake, video games or anime?
Nuurgle: is that a black metal band logo on the doors?
Malkaresh: @Bengineering My dude you may want to take that up with Graham. lrrBEEJ
ZealousCrow: Ben you literally host a horror game show. There's no way you've played a good game.
gingerbear_86: she did not sound sorry.
Juliamon: How many walls in this game again?
codyfoti1999: Oh you like video games? Name every game
Mister_Hush: She can just send Leon stuff? Why doesn't she send him a better gun?
KeytarCat: @Makrosian_Tae alright, Halo wins
rocketjohn: She just kool-aid manned the 4th wall
Thisbymaster: pay attention to your fluid intake....
jessieimproved: back in the comforting arms of Resident Evil dialogue
niccus: the only other game in 2005 was Indigo Prophecy
before_damage: Maybe spoilers: Is this the cult one?
ChippTunes: Futton Bunctions
dappercuttlefish: what a natural way to introduce the manual
Lord_ZYRK: Kick, punch, it's all in the rhyme
MechaKuuga: Its a prompt thing
Racso__OAT: You have unlocked the ability to use your legs
LessIsMorii: Uh, did Leon's legs look wonky in that pic, or is it just me?
ThePov42: Yeah, Adam, you can actually Suplex zombie dudes in this game
Juliamon: before_damage This is Las Plagas
ComradeMik: @Gildan_Bladeborn capcom
ZealousCrow: the kicks are fun and I think you get iframes
before_damage: @juliamon Ok thanks
Moonspeak721: you can only kick when it gives you a prompt
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KeytarCat: The kicks are such an RE hallmark, but you only get to use them on staggered enemies
GwangSoo: @niccus Uhh, Psychonauts you heathen
ComradeMik: that and japanese games tend to be less worried about total immersion
wintertempest: kick a new mag into your gun
BjjBrain: Back in my day, we played this game on the Nintendo Game Cube...the best console!
before_damage: If you play RE 4 you must have played 1-3
gualdhar: hey it's Dead by Daylight
MAPBoardgames: What the hay are those guys doing?
SmoreThanAFeelin: they were playing dead by daylight before it was cool
spo_okymulder: it sounds like Wario is over there
eric_christian_berg: Today's Menu: Roast Pig.... I'll see myself out.
Lord_ZYRK: BjjBrain with a chainsaw, as Miyamoto intended
ZealousCrow: They just burned him at the stake and got on with their day. Places to be, farming to do
Mr_Horrible: I think they *may* have spotted you
zenondikar: @spo_okymulder l
BjjBrain: @Lord_ZYRK YES!! haha
ComradeMik: @BjjBrain if only the gamecube was popular
zenondikar: @spo_okymulder made me spit water man haha
Mr_Horrible: why run up behind her *and* shoot her? Surely the gun has enough range
SCHLORMPH: I've always wanted to make a Halloween German chocolate cake and call it Dead by Delight.
TehAmelie: we're going Minority Repoert
HorusFive: [he was not good]
KartoffelKaiser: i'm starting to think Leon is just a killer
seanmrwick: oh Adam, good luck with this part
Mr_Horrible: trapped! Like rats!
eric_christian_berg: Nothing to see here! Move along!
BjjBrain: @ComradeMik I know right!
frogomb: The illusion of sneaky
gualdhar: lol he said doodies
spo_okymulder: @zenondikar hahaha it sounded just like him!
LessIsMorii: The bullet impacts are so SQUISHY
SCHLORMPH: did he run out of health items already?
Mr_Horrible: and thus did Leon's prestigious secret agent career come to an end
KeytarCat: splatt
UncannyJimjams: has the grandma already come at us with the chainsaw?
brainbosh: There's no way this could go wrong
xantos69: Conserve ammo! Use your kicking powers!
gingerbear_86: ohhhh this makes me anxious
before_damage: Wow in the back
ComradeMik: which is why the ps2 is the best console, it got all the games that made the gamecube worthwhile and was popular Kappa
Racso__OAT: it's ok, country folk can't walk through doors
Makrosian_Tae: "You have alerted the horde. Prepare for combat"
KartoffelKaiser: I'm sorry take the _ w h a t
n3ther: classic loot menu that takes the entire screen
LightingExpert13: are we killing humans?
SmoreThanAFeelin: now that's a kick
CompletelyUnsure: kicked him so hard he head esplode
gingerbear_86: JUDO
xantos69: Wow when you kick a man so hard he gibs
shendaras: Why bullet when kick?
Theycallmejokke: Yeah Leon is a bad
before_damage: Rocket boots?
Theycallmejokke: ass
MAPBoardgames: You attacked some people, unprovoked, then took their money.
GhostValv: :O
Nuurgle: knife knife kick, knife knife kick
shendaras: Oh, that's why
red_shoes_jeff: DOMED.
Mashamino: PogChamp
ToastedArts: DANG
dappercuttlefish: F
wolvsbane: kick, punch, it's all in the mind...
DoktorNik: He wanted to AXE you a question Adam
rocketjohn: wow. that guy axed you the wrong question
brainbosh: HAH
zeldakid1999: fionaRIP
eric_christian_berg: I mean, you kinda deserved that.
ComradeMik: also, healing may have helped
KeytarCat: Hatchet meat face
LessIsMorii: That dead font tho
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, Adam DID refuse to heal.
ComradeMik: but you do you boo
Mister_BlueSky: Healing. Turns out. Good idea.
brainbosh: It's a big space
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I believe the tactic here is 'get gud'
FlamingSpidernado: ooo where they playing the original or the fan remake?
zenondikar: Don't worry about it, these controls haven't aged that well tbh
before_damage: Also why did these small village people have a grenade?
ComradeMik: you can't move while you aim. which... was a choice
ButButTheJesus: "he IS learning!"
ChippTunes: Ah yes, America’s main enemy - rural Spain
Kaaosa: sebulba, yes, good reference
Malkaresh: Also this game is pretty old at this point. Old control schemes and what have you.
KeytarCat: knife knife kick! knife knife kick!
SCHLORMPH: @before_damage that's a spoiler.
DoctorAddams: Have you tried running around all willy nilly?
Mr_Horrible: bringing a knife to a barnyard implement fight smh
ComradeMik: it had a pretty archaic control scheme at the time
TehAmelie: they drew first blood, sir, not me
brainbosh: I feel like saying this isn't a stealth game isn't necessary
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eric_christian_berg: You brought a knife to a pitchfork fight.
xantos69: Your spin kick has the power of a thousand suns.
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TehAmelie: are they. . .exploding suns?
ComradeMik: like most western games had worked out move and shoot by now
Malkaresh: That man had a head!
KeytarCat: The aim controls is why I still like Rev2 most
ComradeMik: yup, totally normal humans here
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before_damage: I reiterate, I’d die with one shot to the face.
Mr_Horrible: I'm impressed at this standard-issue making people do backflips on impact
ComradeMik: nothing out of the ordinary at all
Jovh11: Also imagine using wii controls for this. I never finished this game
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Mr_Horrible: quick, enlist the chicken's aid
TehAmelie: zombies have very bad balance
FlamingSpidernado: I remember a friend getting into the 2nd story of a building and hiding there for this part ?
ComradeMik: grenades are a cowards weapon ben
Moonspeak721: if you're quick you can shoot those things out of the air it's pretty neat
spo_okymulder: are these zombies or people?
Roger_Job329: chicken!!!
LtSMASH324: zombos
Officinalis: They are cattle
ComradeMik: they are totally human. there is nothing strange happening here at all
ZealousCrow: FlamingSpidernado yeah I think that's the normal path, but you don't need to
SCHLORMPH: @spo_okymulder yes.
Mr_Horrible: tune in next time for "Leon murders a village that was much larger than it first appeared"
zenondikar: it's nearly bingo time
Kaaosa: Leon is actually the bad guy in this game
ComradeMik: zombies are not real and are government lies to slander umbrella
spo_okymulder: hahaha that checks out, thanks chat
DoctorAddams: Quick! You must go to the place and do the stuff in order to get the thing!
EvilBadman: there's some houses to ransack
Mr_Horrible: Ben...
KartoffelKaiser: Milk horse PogChamp
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahah
LtSMASH324: tbh it seems like Leon just hates them because they speak Spanish
ComradeMik: fat horse
ButButTheJesus: HOEURS
ToastedArts: Horse!
Masslost: "leon murders a small village" coming soon to amazon prime video
thraximore: jlrrFacepalm
BrowneePoints: someone clip that
TehAmelie: yellow is for burns right
Spacepup: Hey, for a while we had 666 viewers
LightingExpert13: moose
Gildan_Bladeborn: Horse = Cow - Benjamin Ulmer, 2021.
ComradeMik: @LtSMASH324 and they keep trying to kill him
CompletelyUnsure: Isn't this dude a Secret Service Agent? Does he have the authority to be committing war-crimes in Spain?
Racso__OAT: Congrats! you've acquired a small town! through totally legitimate means!
SquanderedResources: nothing for juice
ComradeMik: with farm equipment
GwangSoo: =)
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I want a cup of that horse's piss. I mean milk.
LtSMASH324: @ComradeMik probably a good reason
withwherewithal: Any cow is a horse if desperate enough
Kaaosa: the residents of the town, Leon
Mr_Horrible: I wonder, Leon
Orlantia: don't yellow herbs increase total health?
Mr_Horrible: it's a mystery
SquanderedResources: sebulba in this B
Fancy_frenchman: Resident Evil 8 Ethan helps Leon kill a village
Theycallmejokke: Fun times
jessieimproved: i heard "don't let him escape"
Unpronounceable: Chainsaw time!!
ComradeMik: leon didn't start the aggresion here
ChippTunes: They just want to give Leon his Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes money
seanmrwick: @Fancy_frenchman wait, Leon makes a cameo in Re 8?
Racso__OAT: Leon seems very surprised these people don't like him shooting their fellow villagers
Fancy_frenchman: I have no idea @seanmrwick
FlamingSpidernado: was this the original version today?
GwangSoo: Pocketsand!
KeytarCat: Herb behind the stairs?
theleerm: you cant kill me im rich!
CastleOtranto: Oh dear
Mister_BlueSky: Time to shotgun: 28 minutes
CaptainDOZ: Hey guys!
seanmrwick: @Fancy_frenchman I sure hope so
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Orlantia: ooo sub time!!
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Gildan_Bladeborn: You were saying about how you have so much inventory space Adam? lrrBEEJ
KeytarCat: This place has a lot of weapons...
Dmc3628: BOOMSTICK
Kaaosa: Leon S. "the S stands for shotgun" Kennedy
Protein_Curry: 🎵Danger! Danger! A chainsaw!🎵
ComradeMik: he hit the body count
withwherewithal: BOOMSTICK
TehAmelie: i think you'll be netting a lot of bullets for those coins once you invent how to exchange money for goods and services
UnknownGerm: You luck sack
Pteraspidomorphi: "We have to go, it's time to pray"
jake2dabeat: Ben quoting Army of Darkness has just made my day
Mashamino: break time!
Kaaosa: dinnertime
KeytarCat: Good morning, sunshine, awake when the sun hits the sky SingsMic
zenondikar: where's everybody go?
KartoffelKaiser: 🔔
raulghoulia: ooo free picks
LtSMASH324: I definitely feel like this would be a good one to remake
MAPBoardgames: Saved by the bell?
LessIsMorii: Curious: can anyone understand the Spanish?
zenondikar: Bingo?
ChippTunes: ~Thanks Jesus~
UnknownGerm: Didn't even have to deal with Dr. Salvador
ArrestedHouse: LuL
red_shoes_jeff: FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!
rocketjohn: Oh. Is this a 'Christanity is corrupt bad and evil' game?
GhostValv: :O
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Mr_Horrible: "It's time for the Let's NOPE!"
LtSMASH324: big true
raulghoulia: !!!
BjjBrain: Blasphemy!!
ArrestedHouse: Bingo PogChamp
Pteraspidomorphi: LessIsMorii: "The bell. Time for prayer. We have to go."
LtSMASH324: Snake?
Orlantia: @rocketjohn more Napoleon and Spaniards are evil
LessIsMorii: @Pteraspidomorphi Cool, thanks!
thraximore: "As well as fifty others I have just made."
Mr_Horrible: "Also the whole village tried to murder me for 10 minutes until they got bored."
SquanderedResources: god I love army of darkness. and Elf tower new mexico by coheed and Cambria (the demo) starts off with that clip
TehAmelie: i like their instrumentals best. maybe it's just James Heathfield's singing that's very limited
n3ther: they don't blink
spo_okymulder: "I've killed them"
ChippTunes: Was it you? Did you happen to the people?
obijam_: Leon murders Spain
Kipstar: "I killed like 40 people, but they killed one cop"
Lithobraker: "look for a tower" oh god is this a ubisoft sandbox?
CaptainSpam: "I've confirmed the body of an officer. Also, I very literally blew the heads off of several residents of this village. Like, clean off."
ButButTheJesus: ben!
Protein_Curry: STRANGA
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I can't believe there is one dead officer. Oh I also just killed like 30 people lol
Racso__OAT: take the chicken!
TehAmelie: ooh, can you say "Resident evil"?
Blakemcm: Thats the doom announcer
Theycallmejokke: Lion want to try and take those lines again, maybe but some feeling into them, no?... Okay :D
PotatoWraiths: Quake announcer
xantos69: I mean...doesn't this guy work for the president? Specifically to save a kidnapped first child? So doesn't he have the authority to call in like 15 helicopters?
SmoreThanAFeelin: Unreal
Blakemcm: Sorry unreal tourney
Makrosian_Tae: Now say "DOUBLE KILL" Ben
KartoffelKaiser: Egg PogChamp
ZealousCrow: Oddly I don't think they make any metal gear references or jokes through the whole game even though they have the radio thing.
GwangSoo: Leon vs Iberian Peninsula
SpiffGames: Need to crank the bass, but yes!
bv310: "I've confirmed the body of an officer. I also kicked a man so hard he exploded"
Makrosian_Tae: Omg he said it XD
Xenovita: can i offer you an egg in this trying times?
nyquister_: C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
ButButTheJesus: M-M-M-MONSTER KILL...ILL.ILL
thraximore: Delicious... EGG?!?
MinniChii: Metal gear references just make me think of my toddler "sneaking" through the living room under the overturned laundry basket.
zenondikar: combo breeeaaaker
ChippTunes: Oh god my sides
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please read every item Adam picks up from now on Ben.
zeldakid1999: Shell shock
Protein_Curry: KI announcer
SmoreThanAFeelin: thats too goood
brainbosh: Anyone else having issues with Twitch or is it on my end?
BrowneePoints: Killionaire!
Makrosian_Tae: I love you Ben LUL
BrowneePoints: Kill-a-man-jaro!
BusTed: Very good.
Malkaresh: I love you Ben!
Dmc3628: there we go
BrowneePoints: Hell's Janitor!
ZealousCrow: omg it's perfect
TehAmelie: finish him!
ButButTheJesus: ben never change
CastleOtranto: There's a Crapshot about this, i swaer
Juliamon: brainbosh It's a bit janky today
Mr_Horrible: Ben has too much power, he must be stopped D:
raulghoulia: ultracombo!
Protein_Curry: YESSSS
Makrosian_Tae: GOD. BLESS
Phailhammer: Ben...never change. benginLol
Kaaosa: Ben I knew I liked you
eric_christian_berg: You're a wizard, Adam!
Pteraspidomorphi: brainbosh: No twitch issues here
CaptainSpam: Mega combo! Ultra combo! Supreme combo! Deluxe combo! Combo con queso!
jdkaiba: benginHeart
gualdhar: stained with what?
ComradeMik: and do a sweet roll
LessIsMorii: Jumping and rolling with a loaded shotgun... yikes
Kaaosa: If you could jump out a window like that would you ever use a ladder?
Getter404: No eggs = no chicken fingies
EvilBadman: Ben are you the Trivia Murder Party guy
Protein_Curry: GET OVER HERE
bv310: Make some Oyakodon?
SquanderedResources: this kills the adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: The option to knock the ladder down is more for when you're holed up in the house and the "not zombies" are attacking you by climbing it.
Blakemcm: Knife the cow for a secret
Makrosian_Tae: Ben is SO close to doing the announcer of Murder Mystery Party
SquanderedResources: I've got balls of steel
RobotInProgress: Duke Mookem
BjjBrain: Ben sounding like a Cenobyte from Hellraiser !
TehAmelie: this is a Japanese videogame. i bet messing with the chickens will be really hilarious
GhostValv: and I'm all outta ass
KartoffelKaiser: yeah you mega exploded that door
ComradeMik: you broke the barricade
Hangedman: now do the Dick Kickem bit
ZealousCrow: I swear we just kicked that down
Moonspeak721: it was the dresser that broke
ChippTunes: Nook Dookem
eric_christian_berg: Bob's Quick Repair Shop.
BrowneePoints: Double Hinge Doors
EvilBadman: You broke the dresser blocking it
Gildan_Bladeborn: You kicked the door in and smashed the thing blocking it.
thraximore: The hinge broke
LightingExpert13: it is a shapeshifter
KartoffelKaiser: that worked??
EvilBadman: If you hit open twice though, you *DO* kick the door in and stun dudes
BusTed: On the count of kick, kick!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I laughed, you laughed, the door laughed. Roll initiative.
Mr_Horrible: Ol' "2 Kicks" Leon, they call him
withwherewithal: This is Gameplay
SquanderedResources: @awildtransgirlappeared I rolled a 12
SquanderedResources: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
bv310: Leon S. Kennedy. The S stands for "Superkick Party"
Blakemcm: Knife the cow for a secret
ZealousCrow: Did you try doing the same thing, but again?
LessIsMorii: Horse-cow!
Makrosian_Tae: "I attack the Gazebo"
ComradeMik: if cow is fat horse, then cow is also fat dog
Mashamino: hi is for horses! wait...
quillilian: He's making a list/ He's kicking it twice
ComradeMik: because horse is big dog
eric_christian_berg: His thighs must be amaaazing.
Kaaosa: these doors have had it too easy, not getting the shit kicked out of them
BrowneePoints: Leon is part of the Secret Service. EXTRA is his normal Ben
ButButTheJesus: is "the door laughs" from something? that really got me :D
withwherewithal: Adam is missing the ammo in the house by the stove
Makrosian_Tae: And I DONT wanna miss a THING!!!
Mr_Horrible: climbing with a loaded shotty in hand
Orlantia: keep the flash slenade for... reasons
SquanderedResources: @withwherewithal pls no backseat
Mr_Horrible: don't even worry
ComradeMik: @ButButTheJesus it's a dnd thing that's been floating around twitter/tumblr for a while
withwherewithal: Sorry
Hangedman: y'all got autotune on that thing
ButButTheJesus: @ComradeMik ah ok thx
ZealousCrow: Am I remembering right? Can we combine grenades into different grenades? That can't be right can it?
KartoffelKaiser: Leon only knows how to climb up ladders, not down Kappa
kumatsu: Duh Adam, Ladders aren't real
ChippTunes: Only through plate glass like a cool guy
red_shoes_jeff: Fuck, now MY ankles hurt!
SmoreThanAFeelin: his kneesss
zenondikar: Ben & Adam, this is my first LRR stream and YOU'RE killing it
SquanderedResources: @withwherewithal sall good
Kaaosa: What a thrilllllll~
wargodmogis: Well, fall damage isn't a thing
KeytarCat: No fall damage unless it's convinient!
coldhands0802: One of the characters doesn't believe in ladders, and the other is too dumb to use them.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @SquanderedResources The door was so enamored with the joke that they suffered a negative modifier to their initiative so your 12 is going to be enough to go first. What would you like to do? The door appears to be wooden but is breathing slightly. It stands roughly 6ft tall and it's handle is made of brass.
EvilBadman: No you can't combine 'nades. Flash are very good later though
BartholemewTheKitten: Ladders are one way
brainbosh: Cult people don't sit
Zozh333: Leon laughs at physics
ComradeMik: look, furniture is hard to render ben
Racso__OAT: they're spaniards they don't need to sit
eric_christian_berg: They couch, like slav!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why would you ever want to go DOWN a ladder? Only up.
CastleOtranto: Big mood
BrowneePoints: @ButButTheJesus "why do you have Weapons in the Bar?" the Innkeeper asked. "Mimics" the Barb replied. We laughed, he laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. (this is the joke)
BusTed: Maybe that's why they're so mad.
Mister_BlueSky: The floor.
KeytarCat: All I do is sit sit sit no matter what!
Orgmastron: ZealousCrow I think you're thinking of combining gunpowder to make greandes in RE3
Mr_Horrible: wait a minute
Kaaosa: rural farmers ain't got time for high falutin sitting
FlyboyZeb: Are the hillbillies texting
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
CavemanKellen: LOL
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePoints :D
josephstein2021: hi from Brazil to you 😁😁
rasterscan: Oh my god ben
rasterscan: xD
Haroldholmes25: this is great
ZealousCrow: Orgmastron oh maybe that was it
Drea713: damn that's quality
BrowneePoints: Perfect TransAtlantic delivery
frogomb: Fantastic
Makrosian_Tae: Ben! You genius!
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
Malkaresh: *Chef's kiss*
LlewellynZ: robbot2Clap robbot2Clap robbot2Clap
KeytarCat: Oh I love this
Makrosian_Tae: PogChamp
fastlane250: LUL
coldhands0802: Breaking NEWS at this hour!
Kaaosa: why is an old timey american broadcaster doing intel reports in spain
Racso__OAT: kind of them to put this information on this card where you can easily find it
red_shoes_jeff: Lucky this was all written in English.
Makrosian_Tae: Who is today's pogchamp?
SquanderedResources: @awildtransgirlappeared I would like to pull the cork from the door and quaff it's contents. since the door is ajar. and also a jar
dappercuttlefish: your broadcaster voice is fantastic
Mr_Horrible: "Investigating". The hell are they gonna find out?
BartholemewTheKitten: Do not let this person get to this area that he previously didnt know about
Mister_BlueSky: Wouldn’t this be in Spanish?
BrowneePoints: Also chat, the reason radio voice sounded like that is the microphones they had back then couldn't pick up lower tones in the human voice well
rasterscan: 10/10 Ben
ComradeMik: maybe leon reads spanish
InkyGhoast: you...you kidnapped the president's daughter
ComradeMik: but not speak it
Lithobraker: Kaaosa He traveled there to participate in the Spanish civil war and never left
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePoints oooooh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Money well spent Ben, money well spent.
HundreydAundre: All is wells?
before_damage: This voice actor sounds like Ben’s great great great grandfather.
KeytarCat: Is that feature part of a stream deck?
kumatsu: at least you can write it off aluValue
Blakemcm: just add green to it to make it work
CastleOtranto: Damn, I want the modulator Ben has.
BrowneePoints: @ButButTheJesus Yep. Baritone and bass tones did not get picked up well by early mics
niccus: worth every dollar. eventually
UncannyJimjams: Adam made some pee
EvilBadman: Y
rasterscan: Yeah, you want to do GRY for ultimate herbs.
Mr_Horrible: "Gee how did the American Intelligence Complex find out about us kidnapping the president's daughter? Looks like we've got another mystery on hands, gang!" - Bitores Mendez, probably
thekeytoviktory: y'all are the best most wonderful wholesome dudes and this has been awesome
TehAmelie: ovo what's this?
ChippTunes: Leon needs his protein
NightValien28: E G G
wynternyghtynggale: an Easter egg
Pharmacistjudge: shop guy is the most powerful character in Resident evil
HundreydAundre: bummed missing the game-ginning
xantos69: That's the only way to get the good ending.
KartoffelKaiser: Resident Evil 4 🥚%
Kaaosa: how big is this case that can hold a shotgun and still have all that room
BjjBrain: Grifiths had an egg like that!
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a thing in that tree.
ComradeMik: shoot the blue thing
KeytarCat: As always...reading the menu explains the menu :-/
kumatsu: secret achievement to take the egg through the whole game
BusTed: It says so in the Prima Strategy Guide.
ComradeMik: what happens then
Makrosian_Tae: Who is today's pogchamp ? Anyone know?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @SquanderedResources The liquid is warm and you begin to feel a tingling in your body and your skin grows hot. You have drank the essence of door which means that it will make you adoorable. Please mark a +2 Charisma buff to your character sheet.
FlamingSpidernado: was there something in that tree?
LessIsMorii: They WERE farmers, Adam
red_shoes_jeff: Oh look! BLUE THINGS!
Mr_Horrible: I mean, they *did* try to harvest you like grain
bv310: Secret ovum! Secret ovum! Through the whole game. Secret, secret, secret, secret ovum!
xantos69: I was joking
zeldakid1999: PogChamp
LightingExpert13: anyone have any idea what board ben bought?
FlamingSpidernado: I thought I saw a shiny
ArrestedHouse: Jebaited
BusTed: Always just being Twitch chat.
EvilBadman: It's not true
the_cardiac_people: is the egg a Ben wheeler reference?
HundreydAundre: Do it Adam!
Kaaosa: c o n s u m e e g g
brainbosh: Eggs are food
InkyGhoast: eggs are heals
HundreydAundre: Cast it into the fire!!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Knock the thing down maybe?
ZealousCrow: close it first
ComradeMik: i wonderr how that thing is braced
CastleOtranto: Oh dear
Juliamon: I think you shoot the thing
HundreydAundre: DESTROY IT!
getsomeinya: if you break it, you fail vampire killing class
Pharmacistjudge: but best close the barrel first
ComradeMik: seems like it would be vulnerable
Makrosian_Tae: @hundreydaundre ...no...
MinniChii: 6 feet!
Gildan_Bladeborn: He dissolved!
rasterscan: You can totally shoot it. You might want to shoot something next to it first.
ChippTunes: It must be a cow egg
Kaaosa: they have the melting disease
BrowneePoints: Suuuuure. T-Virus....
Gildan_Bladeborn: Clearly he was just a hallucination you're having.
KeytarCat: Smooch with a knife!
canadianbac0nz: fuckin zoners
brainbosh: Hes got range on you
beckett_brass: I'm back with food. What have I missed?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam getting baited with the shimmy
ButButTheJesus: wats a zoner
CaptainSpam: M'nure.
biosomniac: Ah right, this is why I don't revisit the RE series. You fight the bad controls and camera more than the enemies.
Kipstar: why was that guy not in church?!?
ComradeMik: doggo does not want to be friends
gualdhar: er-man-er
Kaaosa: you have murdered all his friends
eric_christian_berg: Give the doggy the egg.
ComradeMik: @Kipstar he was an essential farmer
before_damage: My cat apparently really likes Ben’s voice
Pharmacistjudge: I roll to disbelieve the bodies
Racso__OAT: this just in: local doggo has no idea what running is
Lithobraker: I can't believe it! Dead bodies that I didn't make.
SquanderedResources: @awildtransgirlappeared (my god you are the best. haha. also nice to meet another trans woman here (:) I feel the warmth from the door and breath a sigh of relief. "I was hoping the door wouldn't be too much of a problem, but this is a wonderful surprise! drinks are on me when we make it back home, folks. "
UncannyJimjams: a dog that doesn't want to kill you in an RE game? Impossible
red_shoes_jeff: "Hope these are not CHRIS' bodies..."
Mr_Horrible: oh it's the RE thing
Pharmacistjudge: it's achievements
brainbosh: Laser pointer means you can shoot it
KartoffelKaiser: collectables NotLikeThis
Kipstar: @ComradeMik oh right - that makes sense
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time for a 100% run! lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: These collectibles are actually usefull
Pharmacistjudge: shoot the wood support
CaptainSpam: That's right, kids! It's a 100% Completion Item!
brainbosh: Wrong
DoctorAddams: My self imposed "Nuzlocke" rule for RE is to keep the starting pistol in the inventory throughout. This extends to the knife and ink ribbon in older games... I have problems TT-TT
Pharmacistjudge: adam no
ZealousCrow: They're challenge targets. You get gun upgrades if you get them all.
Kaaosa: you certainly couldn't have just reached for that
CastleOtranto: Welp
kumatsu: should've solved it with kicking it
brainbosh: Nope, that was not the solution
ComradeMik: now it's worth less
TehAmelie: Dirty Pearl is the name of my Sex Pistols cover band
Pharmacistjudge: if you shot the wood support first , it wouldn't have gotten dirty and be worth more money
InkyGhoast: collectle reasons
LessIsMorii: Oh, those poor scared chickens
Mr_Horrible: "I came for the egg"
Kaaosa: the egg "left"
TehAmelie: *Pearls
brainbosh: He stepped on it!
GwangSoo: "Hey, a guy farming. better shoot him in the head"
ChippTunes: Poor guy is just tending to his pile
eric_christian_berg: As that video with Kathleen and Matt showed us, there's nothing you can't solve with gun.
Pharmacistjudge: just stab more chickens for their eggs....that's how eggs work right?
ComradeMik: @TehAmelie not your pearl jam cover band?
Hangedman: people in chat sure are serious about jewelry maintenance
CaptainSpam: PATHFINDING
Mr_Horrible: "Hey your buddy out there ruined a perfectly good egg"
ChippTunes: Angry mob practice?
Kramburger: Eggsecution
gingerbear_86: you SOB that was MY EGGGGGY
TehAmelie: nope. that'd sound naughty
red_shoes_jeff: The old RAZZLE DAZZLE.
Pharmacistjudge: you can't eat a Red-Yellow by itself
zenondikar: eggcellener
brainbosh: It does not heal without a green
ComradeMik: those pearls gotta get jammed somewhere
beckett_brass: The AI in this game seems to have trouble getting around
ComradeMik: this is a 17 year old game at heart
Quentastic: was there a blue thing in the rooftop window?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @SquanderedResources Absolutely TransgenderPride I am only about 1.5 years in but it's been a fantastic journey. I don't want to get too personal in the chat but LRR actually helped me realize that I was trans and I have a feeling there a lot more of us than we expect in the LRR community. This place is so wholesome and supportive and I feel so happy to be part of it.
raulghoulia: That's right I heard this story. Don't really like how it ends
GwangSoo: This game came out when third-person-over-the-shoulder was still pretty new. So they didn't really have the controls figured out.
Bengineering: @AWildTransgirlAppeared benginHeart
Lord_ZYRK: Did you not kiss that egg?
gabriellfb: I wish there was a mod to fix this camera control
Orlantia: Adam, you need to look up, my dude
Kramburger: I hear in RE8 the difficulty slider just binds all the controls to more and more confusing layouts
Makrosian_Tae: Pride love!
TehAmelie: lrrDARK
CaptainSpam: Not only does Leon not like ladders, he is offended by their very existence.
ComradeMik: gamers don't look up
brainbosh: Eggs are just random drop healing
ChippTunes: no laddor, only bullat
ComradeMik: adam is a gamer
ComradeMik: therefore
KeytarCat: @Orlantia but the Y-axis is inverted!
Zozh333: nah the egg just despawned
CaptainSpam: There was one in a tree earlier that you missed. Right near the house.
EvilBadman: There's at least one more of those blue things here
Mister_BlueSky: 2 shiny thingies ah ah ah
brainbosh: Adam has missed the explanation for the blue things.
Pharmacistjudge: how can we relax? this game is super suspenseful
Kramburger: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
TheOneCalledStu: oh yeah this story
Kaaosa: adam I'm gonna backseat you so hard
Gildan_Bladeborn: The thing is, 17 years ago games had way better controls than this. The game being old isn't why the controls are bad - it's because it's a Resident Evil game.
Sanityis0verrated: sup peeps. what has I missed
BusTed: Hahah.
pn55: Haha!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW sergeJustRight
zeldakid1999: zoeyLOL
ZealousCrow: Too good
FlyboyZeb: Was there for that, it was amazing
wolvsbane: Sounds fair
ChippTunes: Pro gamer moves
InkyGhoast: engage chaos, engage emoji only mode
Protein_Curry: lmaoooo
FlopsyDingo: despite being a total coward about horror games, this is one of my favorite games that I know the most about.
brainbosh: Boost is permanant
Mister_BlueSky: Big Adam energy.
Makrosian_Tae: Epic power move
BjjBrain: It's a suppository
beckett_brass: @Sanityis0verrated Guy shoots [eople while finding pres daughter
SquanderedResources: @awildtransgirlappeared Hey! same!! TransgenderPride TransgenderPride I'm two years in, started HRT recently. and there are a ton of us nerdy trans women, more than you would expect in this chat. it's nice to mess around with you and be silly. these people bring a lot of us together with their streams/content.
Kramburger: Let's face it chat, if we were worth listening to, we'd be the streamers
Pharmacistjudge: (it's not a suppository)
EvilBadman: i will say the blue medallions are only in the first 3 or so chapters and open a gun, that's all
CastleOtranto: Those yellow herbs are big POG
FlopsyDingo: this is a no spoiler zone right?
Sanityis0verrated: s
Sanityis0verrated: so
ChippTunes: yeet yeet yeet
KeytarCat: spoooopy
Kaaosa: kramburger don't be an adam enabler
gualdhar: Adam and Ben are really big ol' teddy bears
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leon was too dummy thicc to go through THAT window.
withwherewithal: But it is suppose to be spooky
Kramburger: !sp[oilers
zenondikar: You could never <3
FlopsyDingo: and no unsolicited help?
ComradeMik: @Kramburger how dare you call me out like that
LightingExpert13: does leon have these vials and why
rasterscan: It's nice that they don't make you get all 15.
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brainbosh: So 7 more here then?
kumatsu: as someone who was lurking that stream, Ben, chat deserved it
Blakemcm: there is a "more" for getting all of them
Zozh333: and now thier marked on the map if u feel like hunting them down
Pteraspidomorphi: Um
Mister_BlueSky: 3 shiny thingies ah ah ah
Mr_Horrible: wait, the medallions and the rewards thereof are diegetic?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Probably wouldn't hurt to save.
Protein_Curry: Our eyes or eyelids?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: *Ben is not a doctor. Do not take medical advise from a streamer.
RobotInProgress: do they have to be my eyes in which I am peeling?
KeytarCat: *muffled screaming* aight, what do I do with them now?
ComradeMik: @Mr_Horrible don't think about it too hard
SquanderedResources: @awildtransgirlappeared also, I sent you a FR if you would like to chat more past this fast moving streamchat. haha
brainbosh: No
Kaaosa: this is spain
CastleOtranto: My eyes shall remain intact, BENJAMIN
ComradeMik: oh yeah
KartoffelKaiser: lmao
ComradeMik: this
Orgmastron: QTEs baby!
Banrael: cheer149
Kaaosa: press x not not get crushed
brainbosh: Q T E
FlopsyDingo: both at the same time
NightValien28: nice dodge
Gildan_Bladeborn: We Indiana Jones now boys! lrrBEEJ
Pteraspidomorphi: This is how they sell controllers
otiidark: PokPikachu PokPikachu
wildpeaks: QTEs, our only weakness
KeytarCat: They didn't even punch the boulder
Mr_Horrible: well, at least it starts us here
DemonScratch: Leon needs to train under Chris Redfield so he can simply punch the boulders
SquanderedResources: breyaTransDynamo breyaTransDynamo
Pharmacistjudge: oh look QTE, it's so 2000's design
ZealousCrow: If you get EVERY one the only difference is you get a gun upgrade you could just buy instead.
Kramburger: At least it wasn't making you control the run from that angle
FlamingSpidernado: alll the QTEs!
Officinalis: Adam, UR A QT
Sanityis0verrated: ok water no longer messing with keys
Kaaosa: oh shit
hunkajunk: Crash Bandicoot Boulder level theme?
TehAmelie: failed QTE, still a QT
Manae: Should we step to the side and not get run over? Nah, let's keep running down the path the rock is going to roll
raulghoulia: yes
Mr_Horrible: Just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
SCHLORMPH: hey could we check the controller setup cause I don't remember the controls being like Adam is describing them.
EvilBadman: Welcome to the game that made cutscene QTEs a thing that will KILL YOU
Kaaosa: I was gonna say "do the truck part from the end of city escape"
Protein_Curry: MASHHHH
kumatsu: *Insert Crazy Taxi Offspring here*
Pharmacistjudge: Chris breadfield would have merely punched the boulder
Kaaosa: ben we are connected
ChippTunes: Rollin around at the speed of BOULDER
FlopsyDingo: how hard are you guys going on collecting treasure? and do you want to be told if you're missing some?
KeytarCat: Got places to go got to FOLLOW MY RAINBOW SingsMic
Kaaosa: open the floodgates twitch chat
Kramburger: Chat, be polite about hints
Sanityis0verrated: as I was trying to say before do we have a particular set of skills to get our daughter back
ComradeMik: there's some treasure in the roof
Gildan_Bladeborn: It smashed into tiny, tiny pieces Ben.
Kramburger: Be like FlopseyDingo
rasterscan: Eagle-Eyed Adam.
Blakemcm: General tip. if your lazer turns into a dot, you can shoot an interactable
Kaaosa: "if it glints, it can bleed" -Adam Savidan
ButButTheJesus: yes, eggs
SquanderedResources: asking is always nice. (:
KeytarCat: "1 ptas.
LessIsMorii: Crystal eggs, for your crystal omlette
KeytarCat: "
withwherewithal: Ceiling gems
Gildan_Bladeborn: Bats actually.
rasterscan: Some of the treasure they hide is pretty tricky.
canadianbac0nz: The rat of the sky
Gildan_Bladeborn: Basically rats that fly.
wildpeaks: eggstraordinary
Makrosian_Tae: Ben ojou-sama does the "ohoho"!
ChippTunes: they’re tunnel eggs, new tunnels hatch from them
KeytarCat: sky rats!
ComradeMik: crows also drop loot
InkyGhoast: ah it's our new best friend
Sanityis0verrated: the rats of the sky
gingerbear_86: SKY EGGS
ComradeMik: just so y'all know
Lord_ZYRK: Talk to your veterinarian if you have spinels in your cloaca
CastleOtranto: MInd the TNT
KeytarCat: the cute nocturnal blind rats with wings!
FlopsyDingo: @kramburger thank you! :3
ZealousCrow: hahahah
Pharmacistjudge: seabatBRAIN plays
Moonspeak721: pro gamer move
ComradeMik: also some of them now carry dynamite
withwherewithal: Gamer
Lord_ZYRK: Let's not go too far, Adam
brainbosh: Waiting.....
Himyul: nice 4D chess
wildpeaks: the biggest brain play
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX
InkyGhoast: very nice
Kaaosa: alright adam don't get too big for them britches
zenondikar: got em with the shimmy
Officinalis: Outwit. Outplay. Outlast.
CastleOtranto: *happy slow clap*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, spiders are our friends!
Kramburger: Hmmm... smells like doritos and mildew, must be a gamer nest
Mr_Horrible: that was an unreasonably juicy spider
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beckett_brass: What did that spider ever do to you?
Orlantia: is Adam playing on hard?
ZealousCrow: That was hilarious
beckett_brass: It could have been hired and made us money!
Mr_Horrible: wow, speaking of outplayed
wildpeaks: that's karma for the spider
Racso__OAT: @Gildan_Bladeborn how do we know you're not a spider in disguise 0_0
ComradeMik: pretty sure it's just normal difficulty
Kramburger: DM we check for traps
Kaaosa: Remember that hubris from literally a couple seconds ago adam?
Makrosian_Tae: That's kinda clever actually
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Kramburger These are *magical* traps. Did you check for those? (Everyone at the table melts to the floor in exasperation)
KeytarCat: Good for him, for coming out to a complete stranger
SohNata: fbTouchdown
Kramburger: UP THE BUTT
wildpeaks: boom, buttshot
SohNata: FBtouchdown
ChippTunes: When they shout “aqui esta” they sound like Ed from Ed, Edd and Eddy
Makrosian_Tae: "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer" :)
EvilBadman: You can shoot the stick
Kaaosa: that's what you get for shooting him in the butt adam
ZealousCrow: You can shoot the hand
shendaras: Ah, a stand off
brainbosh: CRITICAL
ComradeMik: if you shoot the throwing hand they drop it
FlopsyDingo: if you shoot their hand, you can make them drop the tnt or detonate it immediately
Kramburger: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Arcarna Check!
wildpeaks: maximum yeet power
Manae: Stopping power and a half
Racso__OAT: you shot him in the ejector seat organ
beckett_brass: @AWildTransgirlAppeared I have the barbarian run through to tank every trap!
FlopsyDingo: I will say, on the topic of treasure, there's one easy to miss outside here
brainbosh: When did Adam last save?
KeytarCat: Monadic grenades
Countjondi: is the title a yugioh referance?
Mr_Horrible: nah, you'll only get fooled by a *clever* trap Kappa
TheWriterAleph: peel your eyes, Adam!
UncannyJimjams: Oi Josuke, you can shoot T H E H A N D O and the dynamite will explode. Ain't that wacky?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Kramburger It is a DC of 15. 13 if you are playing a Dwarf.
FlopsyDingo: there's one of the combination treasure pieces outside
shendaras: If it keeps progressing you'll need like 20 kicks in a few doors
zeathean: Is Ben using his sound board?
Officinalis: It's novel writing time!
KeytarCat: NOW he opens it
Lord_ZYRK: There's a pandemic, Adam. He doesn't want to use his hands.
brainbosh: Stagger save ftw!
Voyrex: first playthrough?
raulghoulia: You see that jacket? He's a cool guy
LessIsMorii: @zeathean Yeah, he's been having fun with it
zeathean: nice
CastleOtranto: Lightly open door versus kick depends on how you tap the door open button
shendaras: I'm sure you'll find out
Mr_Horrible: oh they're doing renovations upstairs
Lord_ZYRK: b a n g e r a l e r t
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Someone is doing carpentry, obviously.
kumatsu: Bangarang
DrLandmine: eat dat green herb
Gildan_Bladeborn: This place clearly needs renovations.
Kaaosa: sometimes you just gotta bang
TheWriterAleph: bang-a-wang
ChippTunes: Knock knock, open up the door, it’s Raúl
coldhands0802: The most pointless character in the game
HorusFive: 2nd best character in game
FlopsyDingo: my boi!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @beckett_brass The Barbarian begins their odyssey across the hellish landscape. Explosions follow their progress and grow fainter as they begin to fade into the horizon. The traps nevertheless keep coming and by the time the last arcane infused tripwire erupts the rest of the party has time for a long rest.
brainbosh: Enemy of my enemy?
TheWriterAleph: "omg! a spaniard!"
Officinalis: Smoldering and Sexy boi
wildpeaks: well hello sexy
Lord_ZYRK: Put it back on and rip it off again Kreygasm
InkyGhoast: Luis!
MyBuddySuperfly: I'm not like them, I'm special (winks)
ButButTheJesus: Leon! You're violating Adam's rule!
Kaaosa: he didn't answer the question
Draynus: it's like the jar metaphor!
ChippTunes: I may have misremembered his name
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, that came out weird, sorry
shendaras: FBtouchdown
Racso__OAT: my name is inigo montoya I guess
rasterscan: Oh no, the goon squad
Makrosian_Tae: @awildtransgirlappeared I stay on the lookout, as I do not need to sleep, being a Warforged
KeytarCat: Leon's trying to quit
eric_christian_berg: The Undertaker?
LessIsMorii: Rasputin!
wildpeaks: rekt
Haroldholmes25: that's a lot of cheese
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wargodmogis: Did leon forget he had guns?
Mr_Horrible: wow you got fuckin' ruined
iamkaiserbear: it's Uncle Istvan!!
CompletelyUnsure: He's kick proof, we're doomed!
Racso__OAT: !!!! something that kicks cannot stop??? impossible
withwherewithal: The big boy got you
Blakemcm: ur fine, you go back and stuff
itira: oh hi
brainbosh: At least the rest of the first 7
Lithobraker: You have a gun and you try to kick?!
FlopsyDingo: you did miss one of the cats eyes for the beer stein, but no biggie
KeytarCat: I like the speedrun strat for Big Cheese. It's cheesy
withwherewithal: water time
Bengineering: shake da butt
Gildan_Bladeborn: Our only weapon, useless!
Voyrex: KEKW
wildpeaks: hydrate your butts
itira: but ... i just got here :P
DeM0nFiRe: LRR isn't even my real mom, you can't tell me what to do!
SCHLORMPH: check the controls while you're not on screen.
sasschad: I literally just sat down!
beckett_brass: @itira Then shake your butt while here, then.
Makrosian_Tae: Good news chat, you only have to do half the push-ups today since I'm working on a stationary bike ATM
Protein_Curry: Hydro Homie Time
beckett_brass: @sasschad Shake your butt while in the chair! That's a thing, people do, right?
zenondikar: What's good Chat? How you been? How's your day going?
beckett_brass: @zenondikar Pretty good. Had a good dinner.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Makrosian_Tae In the early hours of the morning you are awake to witness the tranquility of a fresh snow gently landing upon the now pot marked forest. A wolf howl stirs you from your reverie and reminds you that you are intruders here; this is not your domain but that of the animals that have been displaced by the evil necromancer that you are pursuing.
Protein_Curry: @zenondikar Gonna watch the new Ep of The Expanse tonight, so I'm pretty hype
zenondikar: @beckett_brass ooooh whatcha have? @protein_curry Nice! that's cool
MyBuddySuperfly: *music from sky*
itira: :o hi
Kaaosa: hello esteemed gamers
0yolloy0: Woods
jetpixi: Hi all. How we doin?
MyBuddySuperfly: purple vaccine! :D
n3ther: why is there a wizard?
Zozh333: forgot how much the save music sounds like Dark Souls character creation
Kaaosa: because leon got thrown into a dresser
groulux: I thought that was Ben!
Daggothur: dddddrugs
KeytarCat: Leon got bonked
fastlane250: purple drank
unicornvector: Dangit Ben now I have the Rasputin song stuck in my head
KeytarCat: duuuurgs
itira: hullo @jetpixi !
Pharmacistjudge: you are now a vampire....
jetpixi: hey @itira !
beckett_brass: @zenondikar cooked chicken sandwich, brocolli, and half a mini avacodo.
Officinalis: And now they kiss!
TheWriterAleph: "Hey, you. You're finally awake..."
itira: gross lol
Pharmacistjudge: Leon, you are a Caitiff
AWildTransgirlAppeared: 1. That is a really large aperture needle. 2. Villain monologue lol
wynternyghtynggale: theear5Sip
beckett_brass: @zenondikar and water
Makrosian_Tae: @awildtransgirlappeared I immediately alert the party, pointing off in the direction of the noise
jetpixi: she's upside don
jetpixi: down&*
Racso__OAT: this very spanish man doesn't sound at all spanish
jetpixi: DOWN
HorusFive: congrats on your new life as a zombie. Nxt Protag please
ZealousCrow: They really made the spanish guy say ayyayay
jetpixi: LUL
BusTed: Pretty good guess seabatBRAIN
itira: LUL
Kaaosa: "if I'm right I'm a god"
sasschad: Did Spanish guy just use the word bloke?,
MyBuddySuperfly: MadriD
Countjondi: is he supposed to be spanish, this sounds like a Hispanic person from the US
KeytarCat: Fuck off, louise
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Makrosian_Tae Most are not appreciative of being awakened early from their slumber. However, the specter of ambush is enough to drive the sleep from their eyes.
Lithobraker: @sasschad extremely spanish accent: you wot mate
MyBuddySuperfly: used to be a cop myself, then I got an arrow to the knee
jetpixi: what a fun onboarding
seanmrwick: Lady's man? that's funny
Kaaosa: "no the other incident in racoon city you idiot"
Racso__OAT: @Countjondi yeah he sounds mexican-american
unicornvector: That's what we call foreshadowing!
ClankyLily: this game is like aggressively sepia
EvilBadman: Expect them. They will kill you.
LessIsMorii: Yoko-tomoe-nage, nice throw!
itira: wow... lol
Lithobraker: Judo flip!
coldhands0802: They had a sample of the fucking T VISRUS at some random police station in Spain.
Pharmacistjudge: this game is very campy
HorusFive: Oh get ready. This game is lousy with QTEs
ZealousCrow: everything had quicktime events back then
Juliamon: This game is so wonderfully goofy
FlopsyDingo: yeah the QTEs are everywhere, never put the controller down in a cutscene
jetpixi: puns...
TheWriterAleph: HAHAHA
spethycakes: This is CSI Miami levels
HondoTrigger: good joke video game character :)
Zozh333: This game is hella dumb and if you can get on its wave length its great
Thelastbeta: Re4 is so good
seanmrwick: this is super campy, but I enjoy this game
Makrosian_Tae: @awildtransgirlappeared I assume a defensive stance, shield at the ready, and ready an action: a shield bash for the first enemy that comes into range
Neddy471: "I wasn't expecting quick time events" is more or less the subtitle of this game: "Resident Evil 4: I wasn't expecting that quick time event."
FlopsyDingo: your egg will heal you somewhat
LessIsMorii: Campy is a good word for this
Protein_Curry: Oo I cant wait for the k-nife fight
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Anyone notice that Leon and Hunnigan don't blink in those cut scenes?
Countjondi: @Racso__OAT I guess it's only the europeans that can tell
seanmrwick: oh by the way, I believe the Thompson and infinite RPG is available in the Steam version
ChippTunes: It’s Resident Evil Dumb, not regular dumb, which I suppose is a compliment
Blakemcm: WADDA YOU BUYYYIN?????
Juliamon: WHAT'RE YA BUYIN
Pharmacistjudge: most powerful character in Resident evil!
shendaras: Potion seller?
ZealousCrow: lmao so good
withwherewithal: A friend
FlopsyDingo: I mean, you can also equip the egg and throw it
HorusFive: YES! Best character in the series is HERE!
seanmrwick: feel free to correct me if i'm wrong
Malkaresh: THE MEME!!
FlopsyDingo: so you do you
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: You'd best start expecting QTEs - yer in one (specifically the game that practically invented them)
ChippTunes: Oh look the best character
Camail: THE vendor
Zozh333: the man that launched a thousand memes
zenondikar: Welcome!
LessIsMorii: Oh my gosh, I've only seen memes of this guy!!
TheOneCalledStu: The best vendor
withwherewithal: A friender
FlamingSpidernado: I love this vender
HorusFive: What ya Sellin'
Protein_Curry: The best Resi character
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why else would you need all that PTAS, Adam? lrrBEEJ
Scy_Anide: Does he drop a sweet katana?
Mashamino: perhaps the most famous vendor in all of video games
seanmrwick: can you imagine if the Merchant had a super cockney accent?
shurtal: I'll buy that at a HIGH PRICE
MechaKuuga: HEY STRANGER
edgeyberzerker: It's Art!
seanmrwick: my boi!
Protein_Curry: NOT ENOUGH CASH....stranga...
HorusFive: YESSSSSSSS
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Art
Racso__OAT: hey kidddd want some GUN
itira: Not enough peen
beckett_brass: Why buy when you can murder and steal?
Neddy471: CAMP!
Blakemcm: This game is VIDEOGAMES PERSONIFIED!!!
Camail: its the dragon the RE franchise has been chasing ever since it was released
MechaKuuga: LUL the goddamn RE game
Kaaosa: this vendor is the only reason this game is relevant
HorusFive: He upgrades your weapons.
Styxseus: HEHEHEHE! Thank you. <3
Dmc3628: Watha Buyin
kireawolf: This game is a piece of art is what it is
LessIsMorii: Whaddaya boiying?
Orlantia: just don't sell the dirty necklace yet
HorusFive: AND he sells larger backpacks
Neddy471: He hasn't seen "the guy" yet has he?
KeytarCat: What are ya,. boyo
shurtal: Attache Case Simulator HD, that's the game i want
Zozh333: rocket launcher is only one use fyi
xantos69: Videogames were a mistake. Japan was a mistake. Streaming was a mistake. These mistakes are awesome!
brainbosh: Highly recommend the Attache case, it increases inventory
MechaKuuga: handgun not really the best gun to upgrade
Robot_Bones: the king's gun
beckett_brass: @Zozh333 But it's so fun!
seanmrwick: that's not all he's got
bokochaos: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Mynameslewii: shotgun op in desperate sits
KeytarCat: NG+ launcher is infinite, iirc
shurtal: no, most guns are fine
Makrosian_Tae: @xantos69 You had me in the first half LUL
bokochaos: You saved, so try it out!
ZealousCrow: I think we get a better handgun later.
shurtal: some are BEST
HorusFive: it is not
ArkhamArchivist: Rifle is Worth
rasterscan: All guns have a use.
FlopsyDingo: so I have a somewhat spoiler with weapon upgrades, but not sure if its too back-seaty. should I dump it anyway?
Pharmacistjudge: sell your gems
EvilBadman: You can sell too
brainbosh: He carries it around. :P
rasterscan: Don't forget to sell your gems
Countjondi: this is like my friends favorite game of all time
KeytarCat: Did we sell?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welcome to Resident Evil Adam.
thedragonlady: btw you can sell the junk
withwherewithal: This game sooooo wants to be a fantasy game
HorusFive: Strap in Adam. Strap the F in!
Orlantia: do not sell the dirty necklace until it's clean
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun There are some guns that have a special ability when they are fully upgraded, but not all of them
itira: LUL this guy...
Racso__OAT: he does it every time! yesss
rasterscan: Nope
Zozh333: @beckett_brass It is fun and handy for a few bits
ChippTunes: Let’s get the egg to the end!
CaptainSpam: nooooo
brainbosh: Some treasures come in pieces
Protein_Curry: my fave line of his is the one when you dont have enough monies
LessIsMorii: You did recently save, I think
brainbosh: You can't clean it
Blakemcm: theres no way to clean it, he was fine to sell it
TheWriterAleph: chicken egg, chicken egg, hotdog and baloney...
rasterscan: You can't wash it
Mynameslewii: dirty pearl pendant has no other value thn to sell
rasterscan: You had to close the well before shooting it to get it clean
FlopsyDingo: you had to get it clean by shooting a support to close the well
ZealousCrow: too late to get it clean. Needed to close the well before getting it
Kaaosa: you have locked yourself into a life of poverty
KeytarCat: Oh, if you don't drop it in the well at the start
brainbosh: You have to get it without dropping it in the shit
rasterscan: Well, now we said it three times.
HorusFive: Look at that attache case! I would follow a man who carried that anywhere!
zenondikar: we failed the puzzle I think but it's all good, it's just money man
rasterscan: Oops.
rasterscan: Noooooooooope.
CaptainSpam: Inventory Tetris was all the rage back then...
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun There are also valuables that are worth a lot more if you combine them first before selling
MyBuddySuperfly: nice tune, streamer
beckett_brass: @CaptainSpam Does it come with its own theme?
Makrosian_Tae: *Tetris them intensifies*
r10pez10: inventory excitement
Protein_Curry: -muffled tetris theme in background-
Moonspeak721: people complain about this inventory system but i actually dig it
DeM0nFiRe: i was gonna make a joke about chores in video games but then I remembered stardew valley is pretty legit
KeytarCat: Do ytou need rifle rounds if you don't have the rifle?
Gildan_Bladeborn: What, you mean you don't find endlessly rearranging your very tiny inventory to be a worthwhile and fulfilling use of your time on this earth? Huh, imagine that. lrrBEEJ
raulghoulia: the egg's gonna feel excluded
Zozh333: is this the PC HD?
FlopsyDingo: if you want to save ammo, upgrading capacity in a gun reloads it for free so not reloading all the time can be a good strategy near a vendor
Pharmacistjudge: the medallion award is something you can buy later
brainbosh: After practicing with this you can join James in Tarkov!
KeytarCat: alt: Is ammo a scarce resource?
Zozh333: wouldnt worry about the blueies
xantos69: probably by screaming "go left"
ZealousCrow: Oh no, we're not actually gonna be that useful.
zeathean: Were we supposed to say that they missed stuff... cus they missed stuff
withwherewithal: This games looks like a darksouls but with gun
SirMorek: twitch chat can always be counted on to back seat
EvilBadman: the maps should show the blue medallions
Orlantia: save after upgrades?
jetpixi: chat loves sharing knowledge
Makrosian_Tae: Do you have a finite amount of saves? Every time the typewriter is used it makes a new line
brainbosh: He has missed more stuff than we can say honestly.
EvilBadman: Makrosian_Tae He's stagger saving
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Makrosian_Tae - Adam is doing that intentionally actually.
FlamingSpidernado: that very briefly sounded like an enderman dying ...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Stagger-saving yo.
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Makrosian_Tae: Oh thank god
Neddy471: Rah-rah-rah-rah RAILING KILL!
FlopsyDingo: honestly for a first playthrough getting everything would make the game kinda worse
Juliamon: Any game that allows you to stagger save, you stagger save
Protein_Curry: Hey adam pro tip, when you get to the lake shoot at the water
Moonspeak721: hah idiot
ashiok_nightmare_moose: he's gamin!
mowdownjoe: Man, the aiming in the Wii version of RE4 just clicked for me.
FlopsyDingo: @protein_curry lol found that my first playthrough, iconic
HorusFive: The AI is.... well the game came out a long time ago
jetpixi: i think this is the RE I played. The only one lol
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Makrosian_Tae Your shield arm grows heavy. Your party member's breath becomes haggard as the morning dew frosts on drawn metal and long neglected leather. Heart beats echo like drums in ears drowning out any potential footfalls. An age seems to pass as renewed activity begins in the forest as Apollo
jetpixi: i played this on...the Wii? does that sound right?
shurtal: them melee attacks, gotta suplex EVRYONE
GhostValv: :O
r10pez10: yeah wii
mowdownjoe: Ben...
KeytarCat: !fryingpan
HorusFive: @jetpixi Yes. Me as well
FlopsyDingo: @jetpixi wii version of this game was very good imo
ashiok_nightmare_moose: so many boysss
jetpixi: oh nice. the only one too lol
EvilBadman: This game has been ported to more systems than Skyrim
jetpixi: yeah i remember enjoying it. no idea how far I got.
zeathean: This was on Game Cube if I recall, this and eternal darkness
TheWriterAleph: RAMPAAAGE
jetpixi: is that Ben with the kill counter?
beckett_brass: So is that voice going "--- kill" Ben or the game?
shendaras: Music thinks you haven't won yet
BusTed: It is.
Pharmacistjudge: the music is still going
FlopsyDingo: yeah on GameCube this game had 2 or 3 disks lol
TheWriterAleph: "don't lose your- ...never mind"
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jetpixi: LUL you got me for a second there
SirMorek: you're doing a good job
CaptainSpam: Perfectly Ordinary Kill! Boring Kill! Expected Kill! Reasonable Kill!
Gildan_Bladeborn: That door, clearly. Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: They may be infinite enemies. You should run
Racso__OAT: They're coming from spain, Adam
Juliamon: You're spawn camping.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ooh a chest
Zozh333: I dont think their infinite tho i forget
Officinalis: They're having a cliff hut party in there.
Omthebox: If I didn't know about bens newish soundboard I wouldn't have been wiser
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TheWriterAleph: now i want an unlockable kill counter in an actual RE game though.
FlopsyDingo: anyone remember how specifically to suplex people?
LessIsMorii: Man, giblets everywhere
jetpixi: Ok Om I had thought about it but then I thought it sounded super professional and then I thought it would be weird for this game to do that so i had to ask
rasterscan: So, if you want to try it when it's quieter, if you shoot someone in the knee enough, they fall to a kneel. Then you can run up and press a button to suplex them.
EvilBadman: You can't til later FlopsyDingo
rasterscan: Is fun and sometimes ammo efficient.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Well Adam when two people decide to have a child the stork asks for form 155BR in triplicate and then they apply at their local DMV.
FlopsyDingo: @evilbadman ah, fair enough.
shendaras: Someone left their wallet
Gildan_Bladeborn: A big chest that was only large enough for half of the emblem.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Must be a really big emblem.
Zozh333: Big brain
Lithobraker: POV: you're Thatcher in a North England coal mining town.
CastleOtranto: This is just like that episode of Road Quest where you shot the BB gun, right!?
FlopsyDingo: back - a
zeathean: Have the Boys ever considered eternal darkness for the lets nope?
Blakemcm: its back and the sprint button at same time
FlopsyDingo: to quick turn
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Lithobraker lol
ChippTunes: Only one who has trained at the top of Mount Videogames could pull off a gamer move like that
jetpixi: This town is getting a 1 star Yelp review
shendaras: The jukes
xantos69: This man has the power of neo.
KeytarCat: "back-A" is more useful here than "up-A"
Pharmacistjudge: is adam doing a no CQC run?
zenondikar: @lithobraker ummm... i'm in Durham haha
BlackIsis: This music is a little relentless
MechaKuuga: he tried to matrix your shots
Moonspeak721: do those barrels explode
FlopsyDingo: @moonspeak721 yes
Mashamino: this game was a huge change for the series
KeytarCat: kill get
Zozh333: @Pharmacistjudge no he just hasnt played so doesnt know about the context attacks
jetpixi: game needs you to know you're in the action @BlackIsis
Zozh333: which is fair
Racso__OAT: it's a key!
Zozh333: as the game does not explain it super well
ashiok_nightmare_moose: guess its endless until you get outta here
Lemontartz: who leaves their treasure chest on a bridge like that
BlackIsis: @jetpixi yes, you wouldn't want the...action to tell me that
KeytarCat: Woulda been funny if it had been a different left half
matthaus_c: how are you two making this game fun to watch lol I hate its guts so much
Juliamon: This game is from the Prima era, games left explaining shit up to the publishers
KeytarCat: red ammo in here
r10pez10: yeah matt i've heard 4 and 5 are notoriously bad
jetpixi: Nope. Not obvious enough Kappa lol @BlackIsis
beckett_brass: @matthaus_c Ben and Adam have that effect on people.
EvilBadman: IIRc there's no infinite mob areas in this
ZealousCrow: There's only one place in the game where I usually run out of ammo, but it really sucks when it happens.
FlopsyDingo: spoilers: you can kill them all. I don't recall anywhere in the game where enemies infinitely spawn, but not 100%
Scy_Anide: Dude is going to TOWN on those drums.
jetpixi: D R U M S
r10pez10: after drums stop, bass solo
sasschad: The soundtrack on this game is A LOT
jetpixi: it's mostly just a beat
MyBuddySuperfly: Anxiety soundtrack, thanks
Gildan_Bladeborn: If the music was quiet Adam, how would you know that it's ACTION TIMES?
BlackIsis: part of the problem is that it's about a 12 second loop
matthaus_c: I'm literally the meme of that girl tasting kombucha for the first time
beckett_brass: @r10pez10 Electric or double?
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jetpixi: I vote double
matthaus_c: did you just kill Bill from L4D
KeytarCat: You elbow'd that man's face off
Racso__OAT: nothing in this game catches me off guard as much as Leon climbing a ladder like a normal human
jetpixi: music stopped!
shendaras: Is it over?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, it's no longer action time.
ButButTheJesus: i guess the virus makes them extra squishy
Makrosian_Tae: "How take, it says" LuL
jetpixi: You won! Game Over
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
HorusFive: Action Done.
Scy_Anide: Hello silence my old friend
KeytarCat: oh look, stream delay!
BrowneePoints: So the game DOES slow down, but at least at the start it's VERY adrenaline heavy
kireawolf: @r10pez10 4 and 5 are not necessary bad they were just different than the games that came before them
CaptainSpam: Ah, that guy was making the music. Problem solved, then.
Roger_Job329: this area is clean
withwherewithal: Only had to murder a whole town to turn off the radio
rasterscan: Check your map for treasure?
EvilBadman: You bought a map that shows treasures
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, you DID buy a treasure map, didn't you?
MyBuddySuperfly: I'll put this as my alarm clock from now on
SquareDotCube: The Bus is Coming.wav kicks in
LessIsMorii: Okie doke, past my bedtime. Have a good rest of the stream, everyone!
kumatsu: but where's the Gregorian Chant?
gibbousm: LEON!
LurkerSpine: !game
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beckett_brass: @LessIsMorii Good night.
FlopsyDingo: no treasure here but some good supplies IIRC
FlopsyDingo: stars are treasures
EvilBadman: Yes.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Let's Nope logo is covering the legend, but yes.
gibbousm: did I miss the fish?
EvilBadman: no
Racso__OAT: yoo 666 people watching the let's nope
kireawolf: RE 4 and 5 were more action based and less horror based Capcom didn't really get back to RE being a horror game until RE 7
gibbousm: How is Adam with QTEs? Because there's a lot of QTEs in this
theleerm: you may want to heal
beckett_brass: @Racso__OAT Oh no! Quick, ask two more people to join!
ButButTheJesus: ben
ButButTheJesus: ben pls
circusofkirkus: is Ben doing Gregorian Chants
jetpixi: Just have Ben be the soundtrack\
r10pez10: do the halo theme next
theanthonydee: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
TheWriterAleph: Ben did you fall down a well?
raulghoulia: You guys ever see Star Trek 4?
SirMorek: it's the WIND FISH
shendaras: Can we get rid of game music and just have Ben instead?
Omthebox: What about that boulder like 20 minutes ago
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Halo.exe has started
fastlane250: that's untrue
kumatsu: Adam's never failed a QTE, QTEs have failed Adam
Kramburger: Well never accidently failed one
until_may: Adam actually is a QTE
FlopsyDingo: there's a treasure inside here that is really easy to miss
matthaus_c: I legitimately couldn't tell if that was Ben or the game being cheesy
xantos69: Wow the music in this game! From that amazing drum solo into chanting. Kappa
brainbosh: Adam was only born 5 minutes ago
ButButTheJesus: @r10pez10 :D
Pharmacistjudge: that's because Adam is a QT that's why he can't fail a QTE
jetpixi: Pleeeaaassseee
Drathak: I saw you miss soooo many QTEs in Until Dawn
Fracaswell: dangit Ben *opens halome.nu*
r10pez10: im sorry ben
SirMorek: hi dead, i'm dad
Gildan_Bladeborn: It doesn't count if it's on PURPOSE.
pn55: Sudden quiet...
jetpixi: LRR ASMR
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, some kind of mask.
KeytarCat: ASMLRR
Sanityis0verrated slow claps well done pharmacistjudge
zenondikar: We need more KI announcer
Tripleyew: 'evening, Adam, and howdy all
druidofspores: Ben, will you sing Kiss From A Rose? 🤣
Makrosian_Tae: SUBSCRIBE to Lady Dimitrescu ASMR
Gildan_Bladeborn: And endless, endless drumming.
BrowneePoints: nope don't like that
Zozh333: "Here come the drums"
matthaus_c: horror game ASMR? did Ben just write a crapshot?
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beckett_brass: @Tripleyew Hello. Welcome to shooting people while looking for a girl.
Kaaosa: I want an ASMR channel where they fire off a shotgun right next to the mic now
shendaras: Pocket axe
theleerm: god how did that actually work
spo_okymulder: THE DRUMS
NarishmaReborn: horror stream asmr sounds like a recipe for a disaster
FlopsyDingo: nice
wolvsbane: Shotgun to the face!!
Makrosian_Tae: @kaaosa No you don't!
KeytarCat: @Kaaosa I now know something I don't want!
beckett_brass: @NarishmaReborn I'm sure that someone finds zombies eating people to be soothing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sure can't!
theleerm: it's kinda hard to hear ben
spo_okymulder: drums only turn up
circusofkirkus: who needs the A in AV
matthaus_c: video killed the audio star
Tripleyew: No audio control, only Zooooooooolllllll
beckett_brass: The guys proceeded to kill themselves. I don't think they're very good at tactics.
rasterscan: Oh no
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ZealousCrow: hahahaha
Moonspeak721: rule of threes
Kaaosa: adam-steps-on-a-rake.jpg
beckett_brass: I couldn't Bear to watch that.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Adam sounding like he was from the Midwest for a minute. Ope! Ope!
FlopsyDingo: you can "disarm" bear traps with the knife too
Zozh333: yes, with gun or knife
HorusFive: You can knife trigger them
GenericHerooo: @matthaus_c xD Haha
seanmrwick: I prefer to disarm them with a knife. saves bullets
Kaaosa: you got a really hot spinel
Officinalis: Did Leon just stick his hand in the fire?
shendaras: Pocket scythe
jetpixi: remember that one time some enemy went just around a trap you set down? good times.
spo_okymulder: there is no law but the law of the drums
kumatsu: turn off Music, more Ben Chant
Omthebox: Somebody take their drums away
raulghoulia: you shot the door closed
beckett_brass: @Officinalis Yep. And?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nice of the shotgun to close the door
Omthebox: Thank you
jetpixi: the silence...
kireawolf: you might have to go to the main menu to adjust the music
Racso__OAT: go to your room! *shotgun blast to the chest*
FlopsyDingo: the treasure is around here iirc
SmoreThanAFeelin: sweet silence
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AWildTransgirlAppeared: This silence is DEAFENING
withwherewithal: Quiet time, nap hour will commencce now
Hangedman: can always turn the system volume down a bit
Tripleyew: a moment of silence becomes The Greatest Reward
Darthagan: you can set them off with the knife
Sogheim: what's this professional gamer skill doin' on my Let's Nope? Adam's too good for the room
FlopsyDingo: galaxy brain
jetpixi: Ben just needs to do Gregorian Chanting for the rest of the night
wolvsbane: Adam is all set for the ball
FlopsyDingo: legit I took so long to notice that my like 3rd time
Pharmacistjudge: if you put it on, do you become jim carry?
zenondikar: if I remember correctly, the mask is one you wanna combine one other treasures with for Max $$$
circusofkirkus: super rich
Bearudite: 1000 chuckie cheese coins
rasterscan: No
SirMorek: pesos, i think
FlopsyDingo: so the mask is one of several treasures that can have gems combined in to make it more valuable
EvilBadman: Cemetary is the next medallion place
EvilBadman: they'll also appear on the map
rasterscan: @LoadingReadyRun The medallions are in two zones (the farm where you were had 7 just in that zone)
CastleOtranto: Pesatas, IIRC
jetpixi: what's the location?
rasterscan: The rest are in the graveyard later.
FlopsyDingo: it gets to be very worthwhile if you find all 3 gems
shendaras: Music really gives it away
ZealousCrow: let's go fishing!
jetpixi: fish?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well at least the music tells us they are faking it
circusofkirkus: carp
rasterscan: So you're in between those two places atm.
jetpixi: fishing mini game?
HorusFive: Get some fish
FlopsyDingo: get fish!
TheWriterAleph: stab the fish!
Moonspeak721: feesh
Zozh333: time to go fishing
Blakemcm: Go Knife fishing
Rootpotato: fish physics
rasterscan: No medallions for a bit.
BrowneePoints: I used to be an Adventurer like you, until I took a Derringer to the Knee
FlopsyDingo: knife fishing as God intended
Pharmacistjudge: stab that fish
wildpeaks: today's fish is shotgun à la crème
iris_of_ether: benginOh benginYe
fastlane250: c'mon and get in the boat
Racso__OAT: you're stealing the fish's gold
Lithobraker: I think it's supposed to be CAD equivalent, so pretty much worthless, yeah Kappa
brainbosh: Stabafish
Racso__OAT: that fish worked hard to make that money
Makrosian_Tae: You want some long ass ladders? Dark Souls got you covered!
seanmrwick: oh yeah, Fish can give you more health, right?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That fish is going to be on the HOOK for that money you took.
Sorrowex: Remember Half-Life?
jetpixi: LUL
EvilBadman: The knife is far more useful than you'd think in this
shurtal: get that fish
Sorrowex: They were just fish too
shurtal: SELL THAT FISH
HorusFive: Billy Big Bass
zimmercj23: Belopa?
Racso__OAT: suddenly, botw
Makrosian_Tae: Your K-NYFE
ashiok_nightmare_moose: fishing minigame
r10pez10: mfw fishing minigame
MyBuddySuperfly: Animal Crossing looks a lot different
jetpixi: AC puns NotLikeThis
ashiok_nightmare_moose: !!
shendaras: Peak gaming.
circusofkirkus: so better or worse than SDV fishing?
r10pez10: it's at least an RE+
Kaaosa: I just discovered the fishing minigame in Yakuza
Kaaosa: I hate fishing minigames >:|
FlopsyDingo: I once tried to take the L bass as far as possible. just giving up inventory space. not worth it
beckett_brass: @MyBuddySuperfly It's the new Halloween edition.
spethycakes: Wait, is this the Stardew update?
Kramburger: A Sea bass? Now all we need is a Sea Drum, and we have a rythem section
wolvsbane: Lower the Rod!!!
shurtal: the most metal of fish
shendaras: I mean, every game needs a fishing minigame
brainbosh: Green glow means healing
CastleOtranto: I mean, I guess if you hit them, you could kill them
kumatsu: fishing minigame,s omeone call Serge
wildpeaks: e-fish-cient
raulghoulia: Adam's a bear
wynternyghtynggale: tell serge it has a fishing mini game!
Wilcroft: Ah, the obligatory fishing minigame
FlopsyDingo: knife practice
circusofkirkus: DNR shows up: Can I see your fishing license?
Kaaosa: I remember going down to the lake with my uncle Leon and going knife fishing
ButButTheJesus: M-M-M-MULTIFISH
beckett_brass: @wildpeaks I appreciate that pun
Pharmacistjudge: so much fish in that attache case
MyBuddySuperfly: Looks a lot like stardew valley, too
RobotInProgress: delish fish
Zozh333: I remember there's a quick swipe button but no idea what it is on xb controller
Racso__OAT: I'm waiting for the drums to start up again when you stab the fishes
Zozh333: as in quick knife sorry
ZealousCrow: Woo now we have no inventory space! Don't you love RE?!
Kramburger: You know, knifey-fishie is a sport in some countries
Blakemcm: Leon gonna be a stinky boi
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I would say Stardew Valley is like top 3 in the fishing mini game power rankings. Hades being pretty far down for being literally one button press.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: make bank duh
Pharmacistjudge: fish are healing items i believe
spethycakes: eat it
HorusFive: Shoot the crows
wildpeaks: smells fishy
zahlfast: This game looks spooky.
rasterscan: You can't eat them?
FlopsyDingo: full up on healing now!
ZweiVinter: It's RE there'll be a locked door requiring you to weigh a balanced amount of fish to to open it don't worry
DemonScratch: Now let's go slap the villain with a briefcase full of fish
eric_christian_berg: Load it in your shotgun?
gibbousm: BELOPA PRAISE BELOPA
KartoffelKaiser: "What are fish doing in your guncase?" "idk, what are guns doing in my fish case?"
Kaaosa: is this a reference to that play you saw, adam? fish I believe was the name
shurtal: What i gonna do with all this fish? All this fish inside this dish?
Makrosian_Tae: Praise Belopa!
archon458: I think in the late game, fishing SCALES really well
MyBuddySuperfly: Strong trees
Racso__OAT: the solution was g u n
kumatsu: what if we placed the fish in some kind of round wooden device?
Pharmacistjudge: I think a bass is about the same strength as green herb
sydnius: Fish slapping
shendaras: And then.. drums?
TheWriterAleph: eyyyy
Darthagan: you can trigger the traps with knife, Adam
FlamingSpidernado: BELOPA
ButButTheJesus: eyyyyy
withwherewithal: The real lesson is all puzzels can be solved with gun
xantos69: I gotta say...I am Hooked on this game.
KeytarCat: hehe, drop the bass
BrowneePoints: That joke caught Ben hook, line and sinker
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Kaaosa: carat, V, greater than, or less than
MyBuddySuperfly: that some Innsmouth door right there
Mister_BlueSky: He was lured on by that particular side activity. :)
Racso__OAT: and...drums?
before_damage: Just wait till you get to a vendor so you can buy one round of ammo for a million doubloons. (I don’t know if that’s true)
KartoffelKaiser: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN
Makrosian_Tae: Hey Ben, have you considered doing a Dice Friends with Graham and Co. where you go through them CYOA books together?
Racso__OAT: loud key
wildpeaks: nice of them to show the solution on the door, like someone leaving a post-it with their password
shendaras: FBtouchdown
Kaaosa: you got the LOUD NOISE
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MyBuddySuperfly: I miss baby painting
ZealousCrow: solved the puzzle to get... a key!
eric_christian_berg: I'd be afraid to have that in my pocket.
zahlfast: Spoooky.
shurtal: oh god, i'm having flashbacks to RE4 Dating Simulator
Racso__OAT: they key has its own entrance music
Kaaosa: some can be duke nukem too, Ben
ButButTheJesus: BEN
withwherewithal: I like how the guy got a portrait of himself wearig the hood
jetpixi: ????
NarishmaReborn: "please paint me in my cult-iest of robes"
Lord_ZYRK: It unlocks the Dolby Surround
zenondikar: a spoo- Key
ClankyLily: i love that voice setting
gibbousm: 10/10 voice acting
jetpixi: it, again, took me too long to figure out what was happening
jetpixi: ok nevermind
Mr_Horrible: ah the magic of radio
GenericHerooo: @ClankyLily Agree
Racso__OAT: @NarishmaReborn paint me like one of your french cultists
seanmrwick: I love this voice acting. For some reason, this reminds me of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel
Tripleyew: chef's kiss
its_a_mike: hey everyone, letsnopes
BusTed: theblu69MEETING
beckett_brass: @its_a_mike HEllo. Welcome to relentless drumming
SirMorek: Ben, do you do birthdays?
HundreydAundre: Kay Ben. You playing hard on your Alastor impressions, sir. (And Yes, I know who that is.)
jetpixi: shoot it?
Makrosian_Tae: "Lords call" eh? You think they pay for long distance?
Kaaosa: That's weird that the text on the actual item didn't match the text it showed for you to read
elah806: "I don't trust the Lord's judgement. Anyway, I will trust the Lord's judgement"
MyBuddySuperfly: Where is baby portrait?
before_damage: Ben, you are delightful as always.
jetpixi: Their eyes follow you
Mashamino: lorge
MyBuddySuperfly: "Estrelas..."
gibbousm: surprise
KeytarCat: yarp
shendaras: He's so silent.
GuilKato: hey you have to negotiate breath play first!
xantos69: We are 0 for 2 against this guy.
eric_christian_berg: Kick him in the nards!
seanmrwick: Ben, Love the commentary
MaverickArtist: harder
beckett_brass: Uncle Istvan, what are you doing here? You're found on a different plane.
GuilKato: poor form bearded guy
HundreydAundre: Kay, guess he dies.
KeytarCat: @GuilKato I'm glad I'm not the only one!
zahlfast: The guy looks like he needs a doctor.
Jacobontherun1: ok rasputin
ButButTheJesus: anime!
electra310: Don't get ugly!
KartoffelKaiser: uhhh what
zeathean: This Rasputin motherfucker
shendaras: I guess massacring the village didn't count as an inconvenience.
FlopsyDingo: you don't even know the levels of camp you're dealing with
Mr_Horrible: Well we know there's no risk of that, because Leon is never "unpleasant to the eyes" Kappa
coldhands0802: I hate it when I become unpleasant to the eyes.
enki1256: Hey. Dont question the dev's fetish.
jetpixi: Murderer
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leon is not doing great
Lord_ZYRK: Don't kinkshame, Ben
KeytarCat: Non-con BDSM is chust Assault
MaverickArtist: don't kink shame Ben
withwherewithal: It is called a king
Draynus: every chapter ending in fanfic opportunities
withwherewithal: *kink
Lithobraker: Is he supposed to be the Mr X of this game?
Tripleyew: because the episodes are written by Leon and Leon has some very particular items he wants included in each episode?
jetpixi: no...kidding
BusTed: TheIlluminati
pn55: lrrWOW
HundreydAundre: WTF!?
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahahahah
Mashamino: TheIlluminati
Mister_BlueSky: Ah those are always good.
wildpeaks: oh boy
SpiffGames: This is before that was a meme
EvilBadman: This is a game where you can save in a shitty position and be screwed if you don't stagger
Kaaosa: the lighty bois
HorusFive: This game is so dumb and I LOVE it
gibbousm: TheIlluminati
MyBuddySuperfly: los alucinados
Racso__OAT: the the illuminated
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BrowneePoints: The Illuminated
KartoffelKaiser: "El Conspiricio"
wynternyghtynggale: simsieShook
BrowneePoints: You're in Spain
ButButTheJesus: i'm today years old and JUST connected this with Illuminati
BusTed: She sounds like a digital assistant.
FlopsyDingo: the camp in this game is cranked so high the dial fell off
matthaus_c: el spidro gigante
Mr_Horrible: "Buy-tors Mends"
teaspoonC: can these writers be banned from ever mentioning Spain again please
wildpeaks: el biblioteca
TheWriterAleph: i'm looking forward to seeing how they de-cheese this game faithfully if the RE4 remake ever materializes
zenondikar: I gotta go it's like 2:30am here. But Thanks Ben, Adam and Chat! Go get those zombos
Mr_Horrible: LUL
r10pez10: foreshadowing
r10pez10: step on me daddy
MyBuddySuperfly: harder
shendaras: These plants should not be so green if you keep them in cabinets
Kaaosa: You couldn't even kick a giant man, do you really wanna get hit with CRYO KINESIS?
InkyGhoast: considering that guys fandom nickname is the big cheese there is no unceasing this game
GenericHerooo: Jace?
Mr_Horrible: "I literally just threatened you, my guy"
Lord_ZYRK: Ada
r10pez10: ada
Mashamino: Ada
Makrosian_Tae: Ada!
r10pez10: get in the eva
BusTed: Ole.
KeytarCat: Non-con BDSM is just assault!
gibbousm: ADA'S ALIVE?!
Bloodrush192: Ada
TeamDarkBeginning: oh shit it's boobies I mean Ada
Lord_ZYRK: 2
Mashamino: and 2
InkyGhoast: ada wong
coldhands0802: Ava. SO many RE fans just got SUPER pissed.
jetpixi: what did he think jumping out the window would accomplish?
Mr_Horrible: Ada, also known as Agent Way-Better-Prepared-Than-Leon
Bloodrush192: RE2 not 3
Mashamino: or just 2
r10pez10: ava wrong
walkeroftales: Ada Wong, who is always completely trustworthy
GuilKato: Eva is jealous that beard guy gets to engage in breath play with leon!
Mr_Horrible: wooooow
FlopsyDingo: Ada Wong got her own campaign in the wii version, so you get to play her side of the story
r10pez10: why you stab a guy doing a piss
BusTed: Just trying to pee.
shendaras: Wow inded
KartoffelKaiser: yo that guy was just taking a pizz
Zozh333: Kill a guy taking a leak
KartoffelKaiser: wtf
GuilKato: that zoombie was trying to pee
Mr_Horrible: man's just going #1 and you knife him to death?
GuilKato: why would you do that
Kaaosa: you walked in on mr. pisser and killed him
Mashamino: just knifed a dude in the bathroom, wtf
ZealousCrow: That poor man
Roger_Job329: occupodo
withwherewithal: Killing a man in the bathroom...rude
zahlfast: I’m super confused by why he just hurt us after not hurting us.
wildpeaks: he's in a shitty situation
KartoffelKaiser: good joke streamer :)
Mr_Horrible: we *are* the villain in this story
CastleOtranto: Weird. This level has a certain sound cue for me. I wonder what it could be.
Lord_ZYRK: RIGIGIGIG
wildpeaks: bad guy goes brrrr
seanmrwick: occupado, tom
EvilBadman: time for the DOC
Racso__OAT: how dare you shoot a spaniard's wine
hunkajunk: HEY BEEJ GET THE BAT
Zozh333: best boi comin
Juliamon: You thought it would be the driver from the beginning that got killed while pissing, but it turns out YOU were the culprit!
before_damage: Maybe spoiler: Is this the one with a bid flower baby or the clone one? Or the other clone one?
beckett_brass: oh no
shendaras: hehe
GuilKato: free chainsaw
GuilKato: !!!
Makrosian_Tae: "MAH, there's a crazy Illuminati on the lawn here. MAHHH!"
ButButTheJesus: FEESH
beckett_brass: Throw a fish at him!
MyBuddySuperfly: a painting of lake surrounding a very quiet hill, maybe
FlopsyDingo: there's an egg in the oven. it doesn't matter but for some reason I've retained that so...
HundreydAundre: Is this supposedly a stealth game two?
CaptainSpam: His chainsaw gives him intrinsic resistance to bullet damage!
r10pez10: why does a shotgun need a laser sign
Lithobraker: Oh hey, that guy was cosplaying the butcher from dark souls Kappa
jetpixi: we did that in NS2 once. just walked into death
Racso__OAT: The bag makes him immortal
Mister_BlueSky: The chainsaw gives him strengf.
Blakemcm: he is like the first boss
ComradeMik: chainsaw homies are real tought
Mr_Horrible: because he has a dream in his heart, Adam
EvilBadman: He's a super touch mob
Racso__OAT: always wear a bag on your head, kids
ButButTheJesus: you see, he's wearing the sack-helmet of +200 Health
GuilKato: ruby!
Mr_Horrible: a dream of chainsawing you a question
EvilBadman: that chainsaw is a one hit kill, btw
Pharmacistjudge: ruby for vigor
Kaaosa: his butt started glowing; he's dead
Moonspeak721: get egg
BusTed: Hell yeah egg.
r10pez10: egg
sydnius: Wield the fish
Sorrowex: egg
archon458: Egg
Lord_ZYRK: ThankEgg
MyBuddySuperfly: one single egg inside the oven
SmoreThanAFeelin: egg
KartoffelKaiser: oven egg PogChamp
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bag is major armor it seems
canadianbac0nz: who just tosses an egg in the oven
theleerm: egg
ButButTheJesus: egg
Officinalis: EGG!
Racso__OAT: egg
MyBuddySuperfly: egg
Dr_fragenstien: so what's the lore on the sack that guy was wearing?
Mr_Horrible: sofieEgg sofieEgg sofieEgg
theleerm: EGG
Makrosian_Tae: EGG
BusTed: 🥚 🥚 🥚
InkyGhoast: EGG
electra310: Egg!
laikagoat: zoeyEgg zoeyEgg zoeyEgg
withwherewithal: EGG
gualdhar: EGG
HundreydAundre: Curse you EGG
Officinalis: Quit egging us on Adam.
Racso__OAT: E G G
MAPBoardgames: wHO'S PLAYING CELING EGG IN HERE?
jdkaiba: egg!!
wildpeaks: eggciting
InkyGhoast: protonEgg protonEgg protonEgg
theleerm: have we checked the table?
TheThirdTail: That egg has always unsettled me. There's just a single, uncooked egg sitting in the center of the oven.
Mr_Horrible: "And it's EGG" FBtouchdown
zahlfast: Oh gosh too scary for me
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ah yes the drawers where I keep my incendiary grenade
EvilBadman: Getting hit with the chainsaw is an insta-kill and it is sick as hell
archon458: that was an Eggciting find!
Kaaosa: "these subhumans have developed literacy!"
InkyGhoast: protonEggHD protonEggHD protonEggHD
ashiok_nightmare_moose: dps too high to run
ComradeMik: neh, he just uses up resources
BusTed: Gotcherself a meal going.
r10pez10: feed the five thousand, adam
Mr_Horrible: slap someone with them
KartoffelKaiser: the fish, holy shit i forgot LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Egg and fish?
Lithobraker: Still waiting for LRR to play Ceiling Egg on stream
Mister_BlueSky: Fish + egg.
wildpeaks: have an eggcellent day
ButButTheJesus: oh i always shot him, but NEVER let him get that close
Makrosian_Tae: Seriously, does anybody know who today's pogchamp is from?
KartoffelKaiser: Leon trying to reload and he just pulls out a fish
Manae: I heard there was a secret egg. That David whipped and it pleased the dregs. But you don't really care for meringue, do you?
seanmrwick: hey Adam, have you combined your herbs yet?
spo_okymulder: holy hallelujah reference
Mr_Horrible: Leon's secret agent training really shining through right there
GhostValv: :)
Mr_Horrible: LUL
wildpeaks: remix
itira: :)
DeM0nFiRe: Good sound effects game
BusTed: "Should we record more than one reaction line?" "Nah, we're good."
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Kramburger: B A N G E R A L E R T
before_damage: Anyone else feel like Adam is the kinda guy who requires protein to survive and maintain body mass?
Rhynerd: Isn’t there a farming tactic of just fishing, selling the merchant the fish, and then repeating?
KartoffelKaiser: I love how *abruptly* the music cuts off when you kill the last mob
Mr_Horrible: oh like *you'd* find 5 unique ways to yell after getting shot, Ben? Kappa
itira: that is a ... sound
itira: lol
wargodmogis: "do we need to do multiple voice lines?" "nah, we good"
Makrosian_Tae: Ooh WAAA AA AA AA
Ba_Dum_Tish: Please streamer we have only one reaction message
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Time to clip that out of context.
GuilKato: is this the game with fishing?
FlopsyDingo: when they're staggering around you can run up and hit X for special melee attacks
Orlantia: birds nests may have loot as well
dslucia: AYAYA
FlopsyDingo: or A sorry
CaptainSpam: @BusTed "Nah, the player should get the idea before then to use the shotgun. I mean, who's going to just drop ten or twelve bullets on her like that?" Kappa
ButButTheJesus: yiggity ya?
MyBuddySuperfly: ayayayay Pizza maluca!
EvilBadman: I don't think you can
seanmrwick: shashasha
Mr_Horrible: what's more intimidating: kicking open the door to enter the bathroom, or to leave it?
EvilBadman: oh hey
Kramburger: MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!
beckett_brass: @Mr_Horrible That depends, where am I in this?
FlopsyDingo: I think that's the one you missed out on, right before meeting Louis
zeathean: hold
Racso__OAT: @Mr_Horrible definitely leaving
zeathean: yep
FlopsyDingo: nope my bad
Mr_Horrible: beckett_brass you are doing the kicking
HundreydAundre: MUTUAL BOMBADS
Kramburger: Jebaited
Kaaosa: Leon discovered the ability to close a well
HundreydAundre: Not sorry.
Kaaosa: The well being closed fills him with DETERMINATION
FlopsyDingo: the blue is the medallions btw
CastleOtranto: Well at least you've got a Stink Amulet
before_damage: @racso__oat What about if you in the bathroom and that’s how someone enters?
Roger_Job329: lilacs and gooseberries
Kramburger: Feeeesh
Mr_Horrible: Leon learning Econ 101: "Stinky = less money"
Mashamino: Leon the fishmonger
coldhands0802: We gotta move these fish!
FlyboyZeb: I thought that was a picture of Jace
Racso__OAT: @before_damage ohhh you right you right
ButButTheJesus: 2004
r10pez10: 07?
r10pez10: idk
BrowneePoints: 2004 I think
TacitusVigil: Hello all. Have we defeated the evil resident yet?
BrowneePoints: I was in Middle School
Racso__OAT: I just assumed we were being decent people and not barging into occupied bathrooms
Mr_Horrible: holy moly
EvilBadman: 2005
Mister_BlueSky: If only Leon could just pick up the thing instead of shooting the thing.
jetpixi: 2004. The year I graduated High School. Very good year.
ZealousCrow: Leon, how are you doing? "Well the fishing is great here" Okay, but you're supposed to be saving the president's daughter.
BrowneePoints: January 11, 2005 @LoadingReadyRun
texasman208: Adam you appear to be actively gaming
jetpixi: or 2005. the yeat i did nothing.
Juliamon: TacitusVigil We caught it ourselves
Pharmacistjudge: Giant fish are full heals
jetpixi: year*
EvilBadman: @TacitusVigil Why don't you have one
Mr_Horrible: I mean, tthat makes sense if I think about it. This was like early-mid gamecube era
beckett_brass: @TacitusVigil Why wouldn't we have a giant fish?
matthaus_c: good for its time is just bad with extra steps
TacitusVigil: @EvilBadman @beckett_brass Smells mostly
HorusFive: Like this? Like with a cult?
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, No.
MyBuddySuperfly: Woodernet
jetpixi: yes but with internet
r10pez10: !clip
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NotCainNorAbel: My vacation is essentially this each year
Mashamino: ???
Ba_Dum_Tish: This place could fit Adams puzzle mansion in it
shendaras: Nature's television.
Kaaosa: the woods are the reason we have the internet; because woods suck
SmoreThanAFeelin: the woodsy towns have internet
Kaaosa: internet rules
raulghoulia: wood wide web
KartoffelKaiser: NotLikeThis
until_may: we are rather flippant
Gildan_Bladeborn: In this rich analogy we're weaving Ben, what would the squirrels be?
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:59.
archon458: I am tree
BrowneePoints: Picture Adam yelling "Shut the Fuck Up Twitch Chat" to a Tree Ben
itira: oof that made me actually laugh
Kramburger: M'lennial
texasman208: Birds: Natures Twitter
walkeroftales: wow, so Adam would clown on the leaves?
EvilBadman: Yes.
FlopsyDingo: yep
jetpixi: LUL @BrowneePoints I did
Tiber727: Honestly, for a gamecube era game, the graphics hold up better than a lot of other games.
MyBuddySuperfly: @BrowneePoints I wanna see that crapshot now
theleerm: the trees yelling "show feet!!!"
CastleOtranto: In a small community? Yes. In a town full of las plaguas? Uh, no.
adi_sheep: is Ben part of los illuminados?
TheBearBee: Adam is filled with the screams of Twitch chat. He'd fade away if he doesn't get his daily dose
HundreydAundre: Doesn't this game look like a familiar setting with the upcoming VILLAGE game?
MyBuddySuperfly: *watch
matthaus_c: millennials are DESTROYING treehouse economy
Makrosian_Tae: @theleerm fuck that got me LUL
zeldakid1999: As you walk through the woods you hear the wind blow, and it says "nice joke streamer"
ButButTheJesus: huh, I thought for sure it was 04 but it was Jan 05. heckin' brain.
FlopsyDingo: I love when there's a single tiny grenade in the massive box
jetpixi: silencio por favor :(
GuilKato: god leon is a bad visitor to a country - no phrase book app on his phone, not even google translate to to know what the locals are saying to him
EvilBadman: Those flash nades are very useful...later.
ZealousCrow: You can kick when they're stunned
Mashamino: could probably kick 'em when stunned
TheWriterAleph: throw the FISH at em!
TacitusVigil: I don't want to be *that* guy...but does a shotgun *really* need a laser site? Kappa
seanmrwick: also, Happy Groundhog day
Tiber727: @HundreydAundre As the Village is intentionally trying evoke the feel of RE4 you mean? Then yes.
EvilBadman: @TacitusVigil It was to help gameplay.
TacitusVigil: @EvilBadman shhhhh
beckett_brass: @TacitusVigil I mean, if we ever want to snipe with a shotgun...
Moonspeak721: that pitchfork lunge has armor
Kaaosa: "you stabbed your last me, farmer
Kaaosa: "
HundreydAundre: DAMN, these folk are Cray Cranes
shendaras: All that loot
TacitusVigil: @beckett_brass Good point! :D
CaptainSpam: Please tell me you can beat people over the head with a fish.
MyBuddySuperfly: not that again, lol
r10pez10: remix
BrowneePoints: someone add that to quotes
TheBearBee: Ah, the rustic country side. Where the locals carry tiny chests full of gold
GuilKato: equip the fish as weapon!
shendaras: Can you equip fish?
GhostValv: so majestic
archon458: eat the fish
FlopsyDingo: there are a bunch of spinel on the rooftops
KartoffelKaiser: 3rd egg PogChamp
Lord_ZYRK: It reminds me of when nana would put me down for a nap
FlopsyDingo: well a few
theleerm: EGG
Tiber727: So a typical trip to the grocery store in Texas?
BrowneePoints: "I got a Fish and two eggs, and a bunch of fucking Bullets" is a perfect quote
seanmrwick: well the fish is good for emergencies
MyBuddySuperfly: ADAM
cutaos: john madan
shendaras: Wow
Moonspeak721: noooooo criminal
Kaaosa: the egg generator
Lord_ZYRK: CANCEL THIS MAN
archon458: NO!
jetpixi: dude....
KartoffelKaiser: :o
theleerm: YOU MONSTER
Zozh333: Irene!
shendaras: That's what shooting does!
SnackPak_: now we know
zeathean: what the bawk
Makrosian_Tae: ADAM NO
TacitusVigil: This is for A Link to the Past!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the economy!
jetpixi: Welp. Nuggies time.
Mr_Horrible: That chicken was necessary for the good ending :(
Pharmacistjudge: actually if you kill thiem, they may drop eggs.
withwherewithal: bullets kill things!!!
BusTed: You would have called them cowards if it didn't die.
beckett_brass: What did you think would happen?
edgeyberzerker: And that's how Chicky Nuggies are made
psychro_hominoidea: Bad End
Malkaresh: Can that be added to quotes?
Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!
LRRbot: New quote #7489: "I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!" —Adam [2021-02-02]
Tiber727: Chickens die when they are killed.
HundreydAundre: I thought the chicken wanted to kill him.
Manae: Well just shoot the cow now
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam guns kill people
Pharmacistjudge: Chickens die when they are killed.
Malkaresh: @Juliamon Bless you.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Things die when you SHOOT THEM?!!!? Everything I knew was a lie!
walkeroftales: I like that the new RE is going for a similar vibe - I think the core ideas in play for RE4, of being in a strange place full of people who want you dead, are good. It's just that the game is a shooting gallery
KartoffelKaiser: i'm half surprised that guy didn't wilhelm
CastleOtranto: Damn it, Adam, I just snorted my drink
Racso__OAT: guns don't kill people, guns kill chickens
thraximore: The tank controls lrrSPOOP
TacitusVigil: No! His taint!
MegaDosX: Right up main street
Mr_Horrible: I like that he both got back up after that fall AND had more axes to throw
Moonspeak721: i like that their hats fly off
Mr_Horrible: like, my dude
archon458: adam's not bad with that gun, quite the Crack shot
Kaaosa: adam if you shoot a man in his buttocks, you lose your humanity
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP CLAP
TacitusVigil: @archon458 10/10 :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gonna have to use some of those grenades
jetpixi: please! make the sounds stop
Mr_Horrible: archon458 I dunno, you could say he really clucked up with that one kill
MegaDosX: The last enemy might be another chicken, better keep an eye out
Kaaosa: the last enemy is probably another chicken
MyBuddySuperfly: last enemy was that chicken you klilled
shendaras: Perhaps the last enemy is ourselves?
Tripleyew: Adam "Taint Killer" Savidan, that's what they called him, kids
Lord_ZYRK: walkeroftales personally it seems like they're going more for their original plan for RE4 instead of what they made after pivoting to an action-oriented style.
MegaDosX: Good to know we're still a hive mind, chat :p
Lord_ZYRK: for RE8, anyway
beckett_brass: Is the last enemy a man in a jar?
Goombill: Which version of the game is this?
FlopsyDingo: rude
Kaaosa: adam wants to get off mr. bones wild ride
EvilBadman: PC
TheWriterAleph: i'm sure he's fine
Moonspeak721: shoot em in the butt
ButButTheJesus: aw right inna butt
TacitusVigil: More crack shots.
jetpixi: Adam's a crack shot
Racso__OAT: "I shot him in the taint and he melted"
Roger_Job329: kazaa
EvilBadman: Yeah, you can go out the top and reget the blues
fastlane250: and everything was good and quiet once again
MegaDosX: @jetpixi benginFingers
Lord_ZYRK: The game has demonstrated a loop. You must concede.
Mr_Horrible: that has me stoked, Lord_ZYRK . This environment always seemed like it'd be great to slowly creep around and build suspense in. Especially the big honkin' European mountain castle
AWildTransgirlAppeared: The fact the music just cut out HARD is hilarious. It goes from 9 to 0 in 0.0001 seconds
Blakemcm: you can go north again to get those medallions
gibbousm: don't run out of typewriter ink
Roger_Job329: plus treasure
shendaras: Also find merchant to sell your fish?
EvilBadman: The fancy gun is quite handy, tbh
Lord_ZYRK: Mr_Horrible if you've never seen beta footage for RE4, I recommend looking it up. It's easy to find and looks cool as hell.
oplinger: this is the pc version...but which pc version, theres like 4
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Mr_Horrible: Lord_ZYRK sweet, I didn't realize that was a thing, I'll check that out
Darthagan: if i'm not mistaken you get the3 Blacktail, which is another pistol
CastleOtranto: It's not even that good of a gun. It just let's you use a bunch of ammo that would otherwise be useless
Lord_ZYRK: Originally this was going to be in a spooky castle with ghosts lrrSPOOP
jetpixi: ok. It's FFXIV time. Have good nights, folks!
raulghoulia: Ben did you see the Mass Effect Legendary teaser?
beckett_brass: @jetpixi Good night.
Mr_Horrible: jetpixi enjoy! seabatTROG /
TheSocialContractPod: Shoot dem hens!
MyBuddySuperfly: you played zelda before
TheSocialContractPod: Get you some eggs
MegaDosX: Just pretend it's a chicken
Zozh333: I assume Adam would rather discover how the weapon system shacks out for himself?
Mr_Horrible: I'm waiting for the cows to turn on us now that we've aggressed against the chickens
Racso__OAT: nah, the cow-chicken alliance was called off after the incident of '04
AbnormAnomaly: now I just feel like ben is playing whale noises over discord.
beckett_brass: @Racso__OAT I thought it was when Chick-Fil-e was invented
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wasn't there a tv show covering the cow and chicken alliance?
Wilcroft: first try!
TacitusVigil: Is now a good time to say eff this game's portrayal of Spain and their terrible non-Spanish accented Spanish? :P
MegaDosX: benginTry
Mr_Horrible: Rasco__OAT given when this game released, I'm wondering if *this* is the incident LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: house is treasure
Juliamon: TacitusVigil We've been giving it shit all stream
Mr_Horrible: you can tell us, but will we believe you?
Blakemcm: gotta jump down in right spot
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon Fair dinkum. I just need to stand up for my Spanish heritage here. :)
shendaras: You should read An Unexpected Honor by Ursula Vernon about whale fall.
Racso__OAT: @Mr_Horrible LUL
vargas_whatbball3: I always love playing this game
Mr_Horrible: ayyyy beerstein
MyBuddySuperfly: but look, it's right there™
TheSocialContractPod: Get them gem'ies
MrOrange1987: Hey spoopy boys
HundreydAundre: Smelly?
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
TacitusVigil: Overstock Dot Ben
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait how do you know I shot 10 of your hidden blue medallions?
Roger_Job329: break?
Mr_Horrible: "I shot 10 of your weird coins." "Oh wow I didn't think anyone was bored enough to try. Shoot, uhhhh, I got one of those plastic spider rings. How 'bout that, as a reward?"
Seth_Erickson: hmmmm you may not be able to handle my potions traveler 🧐
theleerm: consume fish
MyBuddySuperfly: eat egg
vargas_whatbball3: thats a lot of fish
Mr_Horrible: optimal
HorusFive: Ah, everyone's favorite part of the RE series- inventory management
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
Tiber727: Can combine herbs
Ba_Dum_Tish: Merge herbs?
BusTed: Gotta be efficient with your fish and eggs.
FlopsyDingo: I love the tmp
Neddy471: @TacitusVigil I think it's a standing joke that RE4's portrayal of spain is on the level of "THE TERRIBLE TERROR OF THE YELLOW MENACE AND FU MANCHU!" in regards to cultural accuracy and sensitivity.
coldhands0802: The real monster of Resident Evil: Inventory Management. We meet again.
theleerm: break?
HundreydAundre: Was that a Ben's Leon impersonation?
MyBuddySuperfly: nice clip
BusTed: mmhm.
KartoffelKaiser: ? ? ?
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
Mr_Horrible: Adam...
MegaDosX: Adam pls
MAPBoardgames: So this game is basically Escape from Tarkov
beckett_brass: @Dandinstorm12 Hello. Welcome to fire
itira: ahahaha
MaelstronSolenor: the consequences of your actions again?
r10pez10: i mrsn
matthaus_c: HIGHLIGHT REEL!
The_Color_Twelve: the consequences of your actions ...
Mr_Horrible: What did you think was gonna happen?
BusTed: Rewarded.
HundreydAundre: I think that was meant for a boss fight...
TheSocialContractPod: Attacks oil lantern, what would happen
shendaras: FBtouchdown
Zozh333: it's a rough lesson but is useful later
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
BusTed: Good joke, Ben.
KartoffelKaiser: Good joke streamer
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait is that a reanactment of Pauls Wii accident?
TheSocialContractPod: HAHAHA Good joke BEN!
KeytarCat: hahaha
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Ben A+
itira: LUL good one Ben
Mr_Horrible: Excellent joke, Streamer
ButButTheJesus: AHAHA BEN! OLD FLAME!
withwherewithal: Haha funny joke Ben
BusTed: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Calaban161: Good joke Ben
Svendryn: FBtouchdown
BrokenGolem: guyjudgeFirst guyjudgeTry
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: Cori can just edit that joke in huh
Kaaosa: facebook touchdown
EvilBadman: More helpful than saying "highlight reel" is actually clipping good stuff. :)
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: @Neddy471 Well, just as long as that's the *only* problem with cultural sensitivity RE has ever had... lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: critroleTouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
Wilcroft: So, never spam that Kappa ?
wynternyghtynggale: simsieShout simsieDab
r10pez10: FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: FBTouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: \o/
wolvsbane: jlrrFacepalm
abracadaver23: FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: I was right THIS MUCH
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: FBtouchdown
r10pez10: was there some football event on
Blakemcm: FBtouchdown
Neddy471: @TacitusVigil HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::gasp: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
ewalkedaway: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
wolvsbane: FBtouchdown
HorusFive: It's like he's learning
theleerm: FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Savidan, who wins? The '99 Dallas Stars or the 2021 Detroit Red Wings?
shurtal: I work at a cave
withwherewithal: this is how mining works
shurtal: please to take a gun to a cave
Mr_Horrible: who's embedding <elegant headdress> in a cavern ceiling?
coldhands0802: Yeah, just shoot that piece of jewelry out of the wall.
Robot_Bones: Cheon FBtouchdown unbelievable
shurtal: dont'
Dandinstorm12: Gamers don't look up confirmed
Telephoneline: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Imagine if you did walk into a shop after this. "Can I help you sir?" "Nah, I got it" *hefts pistol*
wynternyghtynggale: grannStall
Seth_Erickson: double lucky
raulghoulia: but then you gotta find a hooded stranger to sell the gems to
r10pez10: it's a fish
The_Color_Twelve: I love him
Dandinstorm12: What are ya sellin'!!!!!
KartoffelKaiser: what are ya buuyin?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Please stop flashing us stranger
Pharmacistjudge: he's the most powerful character...he's there before you.
InkyGhoast: Stranga!
Mr_Horrible: this merchant is 100% Video Games
BusTed: Beerstein bears.
Darthagan: NOOOOO
TheSocialContractPod: noooooooooo :(
raulghoulia: gems in them sell for more
brainbosh: Noope
Bloodrush192: nooo Adam!
Juliamon: Eh, he'll be fine chat
theleerm: hehehehehehehh
HorusFive: You can get more from some stuff by combining them.
Pharmacistjudge: fish is a full heal
EvilBadman: You can sell or eat them
coldhands0802: Some of those things can have other, smaller jewels set in them for even more money.
brainbosh: Sell the fish unless you want heals
TacitusVigil: @Neddy471 :D
Pharmacistjudge: it says it right there
ZealousCrow: oh man he sold the mask first before we could say anything
ButButTheJesus: BEN katesLol
Wilcroft: it says right there!
Mr_Horrible: "hehehe- ahhh- heheh- ahhh"
HesGotNoPants: eat the fish for hp
Darthagan: I know he is going to be fine xD
Kaaosa: "what do the fish do?" it's written on the screen streamer
brainbosh: Some of the treasure can be combined to be worth more
TacitusVigil: I'll buy it for a high price!
Kaaosa: the eels teleport
Bloodrush192: any sellable items with inserts save and add the gems you'll get a ton more money
Dandinstorm12: What are ya buyin'?
Kramburger: No heals only feels
EvilBadman: You only get one rocket
r10pez10: don't need heal if you don't get hit
TheSocialContractPod: Gettttt dat rifle
Zozh333: I advise rifle but get what u think will be fun
raulghoulia: rocket launcher single use
KartoffelKaiser: Rocket Launcher 👀
shendaras: Did you get the inventory upgrade?
HundreydAundre: I get the feeling that this merchant be conning you...
Mr_Horrible: I vaguely remember that yeah, some treasures can be combined for bonus money, but no idea which ones or how
r10pez10: EHEHEHE
MyBuddySuperfly: that's true, I talk like that too
TacitusVigil: He loves his work Adam.
coldhands0802: Best character in RE
KartoffelKaiser: He laughs like that bearded dragon in that gif
Mr_Horrible: Wow Adam besmirching our humble merchant friend
Neddy471: @TacitusVigil The problem with living on an island surrounded by people with your exact phenotype.
Seth_Erickson: hehehe is that all stranger
BusTed: Hhhehehe
Lord_ZYRK: This guy sounds like me watching Adam and Ben. "ehehehehe, thank you, stranger"
Seth_Erickson: LUL
GamesAndInk: I want to go to a grocery store and like, as the person is scanning my groceries, they make that laugh with every single item I buy
brainbosh: All of the treasures that had Empty Sockets could have had gems set in them.
EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible They item descriptions say
withwherewithal: hehehehe
vargas_whatbball3: yea you can
MyBuddySuperfly: hehehehe
CaptainEnder7: Good evening! How is everyone enjoying the lovely country of NotSpain?
GamesAndInk: I would give someone a $100 tip if they laughed like that with every item at the grocery store.
r10pez10: soundboard when
Mr_Horrible: evilbadman ah well, it would be reading, wouldn't it? :p
HundreydAundre: Doesn't it sound like Ben?
adi_sheep: it hurts watching Adam sell those things without gems set in them
coldhands0802: Throw them at somebody!
sydnius: Hehe
Pharmacistjudge: eggs are space efficient healing items
beckett_brass: @CaptainEnder7 Quite well. Welcome to a guy shooting people to find a girl.
Pharmacistjudge: fish are space inefficient healing items
quillilian: I sometimes can't tell if it's the merchant or Ben
KartoffelKaiser: Local mad man Leon Kennedy swallows entire raw egg, shell and all
MyBuddySuperfly: hehehehe
TacitusVigil: @CaptainEnder7 We just finished up with the Happiest Salesman. He's never worked a day in his love...because he loves what he does. :D
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TacitusVigil: *day in his life
Zozh333: white eggs heal 1 square, brown 3, gold all
SnackPak_: Ben's creepy old man laugh is real good
seanmrwick: you can also mix with the yellow herb
TheSocialContractPod: this inventory manager is so damn soothing
EvilBadman: I'd hold off on updating the pistol
Mr_Horrible: eating "golden" eggs seems... inadvisable
FlopsyDingo: its one of the oddities of this game that organizing the inventory feels soo good
Racso__OAT: I love that he doesn't even open his full coat, he just has a gun flap
ZealousCrow: You're about to get a better handgun I think
Seth_Erickson: this shopkeeper is the original Redditor; Thanks for the gold kind stranger eheheh
CompletelyUnsure: the internet says page down rotates items
Bloodrush192: ohh he's gonna regret that LUL
Mr_Horrible: it's a weirdly satisfying tetris challenge
Ba_Dum_Tish: He is such a happy shopkeeper
Mister_BlueSky: HEHEHE
TacitusVigil: We need a mod for this game that plays the Tetris Russian music when you open up the inventory.
HundreydAundre: @TacitusVigil Oh, two live what he does.
Racso__OAT: alright, it's been fun, but I have a performance in the morning so I must bid y'all friends good night
FlopsyDingo: so I take it Ben has played this before, is that correct?
beckett_brass: @Racso__OAT Good night. Good luck on the performance
ButButTheJesus: @FlopsyDingo he said yes but he didn't finish it
FlopsyDingo: t
FlopsyDingo: @butbutthejesus thanks, thats about what I figured :)
TacitusVigil: @HundreydAundre Me fail english? That's unpossible!
HundreydAundre: @TacitusVigil That's me but for cheap comical relief.
Mister_BlueSky: Also, for the record, the RE8 demo that’s up now has no story spoilers for the main game, its kind of like how 7’s was. Just a side bit of gameplay with a different character.
gualdhar: you mean giant goth vampire woman?
KartoffelKaiser: hello
SirMorek: hell...o?
Makrosian_Tae: Giant. Goth. Vampire. Woman!!
withwherewithal: Spooky
Ba_Dum_Tish: So many people thirsty for giant vampire ladies
Mr_Horrible: "chuuuuuurch"
SirMorek: and now, the graveyard mission!
HundreydAundre: cutes-scene, game.
Moonspeak721: hey guys shut up i have blue things to shoot
Mister_BlueSky: They comin’.
coldhands0802: It pretty fun to watch what was originally super tense and dangerous feeling combat being played be somebody with 16 years of experience with all the action games RE4 influenced.
SirMorek: Do they have iframes while they're staggered or something?
EvilBadman: I forget, tbh
rasterscan: Yeah, it's improved
rasterscan: Free upgrade on it
IanJacek: Free upgrade
Talin06: you get a gundam
rasterscan: Get all 15, then turn it in yeah
Zozh333: think the handgun has an upgrade pre installed?
ZealousCrow: You just get a slight upgrade for free. You can just buy the upgrade though.
oplinger: the gun sucks but it has a single upgrade on it
KartoffelKaiser: 👀
ButButTheJesus: nice!
TheBearBee: You just Thanos him
raulghoulia: jerk
SnackPak_: they had an explosive temper
Makrosian_Tae: Rude
FlopsyDingo: I think you'll actually really like it
Pharmacistjudge: I like the gun
BusTed: Back at it again.
HundreydAundre: Who said dat!?
pn55: !chat
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Mister_BlueSky: It free though.
oplinger: its money though, so worth doing
Lord_ZYRK: That's videogames, baybeee
Blakemcm: The gun does not suck! =P
EvilBadman: I like the gun as a replace pistol
Pharmacistjudge: but I like it for a particular purpose.
FlopsyDingo: all the guns have strengths and weaknesses
Zozh333: its not my fav but the gun is perfectly fine
Bearudite: sick gun bro
IanJacek: The gun has a cool gimmick
BusTed: lrrCOW
theleerm: from what im reading it seems pretty rad
ArkhamArchivist: I mean, it's not the Rifle, but sure, the gun is okay illFB
oplinger: some have better strengths than others...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is it bad that I was looking for Ben "Twitch chat is always right" nuggie incentive
Mashamino: oh, I remember hating this puzzle as a kid
HorusFive: There are clues back in the graveyard
FlopsyDingo: I hated this puzzle, I can give light help if you want
Mister_BlueSky: Solve the puzzle. :)
HundreydAundre: Do you die if you fail?
KartoffelKaiser: just solve it 4Head
FlopsyDingo: the reward is money, indirectly
Zozh333: the symbols are nearby if u want to know
Mr_Horrible: I assume there's clues scattered about or somethin
Mashamino: just solve it 4Head
MyBuddySuperfly: Holding breath to shoot more accurately wasn't invented until 2006
oplinger: isnt there a note?
matthaus_c: pick up your puzzles, Savidan
Lord_ZYRK: oooh smartest man alive oooh what a gamerrr
brainbosh: Wasnt the clue on the machine?
HundreydAundre: I've seen some games do that with locking pickings.
bv310: If it were up to me, I would simply *solve* the puzzle
Mister_BlueSky: KIICK IT LEON!
EvilBadman: Out going image
itira: :o
Bearudite: if it were I I would merely solve the puzzle
NarishmaReborn: put foot into indentation
Seth_Erickson: that's called a key hole Leon
KartoffelKaiser: "what the fuck do you mean the door's locked? I can't help you unlock a door from the other side of the world figure it out"
FlopsyDingo: I know where the symbols are but don't just want to say if it isn't wanted
TheBearBee: No, like a big spoon
nyquister_: "Key" - Trademark, Copyrighted and Patented
matthaus_c: no, Leon is the spoon
Mashamino: look, Jill is the Master of Unlocking, not Leon
HorusFive: Clues in the graveyard
Lord_ZYRK: Probably with the drums Keepo
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: In a band? Symbols, get it? I'll see myself out
raulghoulia: graves
SirMorek: bottom of a well, obviously
beckett_brass: If you were cymbals, you'd be in a band.
Mr_Horrible: "there's a small hole in the door, looks like there might be a tumbler behind it. You think we can use that to get inside?" "...yes, Leon."
brainbosh: Did you read the clue again?
CompletelyUnsure: Gravestones, maybe?
Zozh333: they are not up high
beckett_brass: @Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest Gosh darn it, you beat me to it.
FlopsyDingo: if you check it again does it replay the message? I think the first bit gives you the clue
BusTed: That bird was packing.
MyBuddySuperfly: dangerous bees
HundreydAundre: Some rotting npc cadaver maybe?
Mr_Horrible: that bird was trying to hatch an incendiary grenade
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well grenades are a kind of lock pick
adi_sheep: birds be stocking up
FlopsyDingo: crows always have loot, you can also kill them with flashbangs when there's big groups for huge profit lol
MyBuddySuperfly: I like the fences to prevent the dead to rise from the grave
CaptainSpam: Murdering villagers indiscriminately is one thing, Leon's not going to break and enter! Not if it means exerting any effort!
HundreydAundre: Maybe this strange pedestal has a key
ZealousCrow: Yeah this puzzle is the worst
TheBearBee: Please don't leave your incendiary grenades lying around. Birds like to pick them up and that's how you get forest fires. The more you know
HorusFive: Back in the graveyard
SnackPak_: smart
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oplinger: eeeyyy there was a note. i do remember this game.
Mattmitchell45: Bells maybe?
Mr_Horrible: it said "the dead ringers", so maybe that's a thing
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: "Why are you leaving incendiary grenades out?" "Its for birds to make a nest!" >.>
Mr_Horrible: like twins?
EvilBadman: Dead ringers are twins, Basil
InkyGhoast: we want the twins
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh maybe it's the twin graves because "dead ringers"?
MyBuddySuperfly: Z Dragonfly V
CaptainSpam: Z, butterfly, V?
CaptainSpam: Oh, and M.
eric_christian_berg: My wife would like me to complain to Ben for getting that song stuck in her head.
CaptainSpam: Z, V, M?
MyBuddySuperfly: what
Mattmitchell45: Highest Twin Mortality Rate in the County....we're proud of that
oplinger: welcome to the ZMV
InkyGhoast: Z V M
Seth_Erickson: they're dead ringers of each other I guess
Mr_Horrible: the Zepartment of Motor Vehicles
bv310: Of course, the Ze-Militarized Vone
Moonspeak721: if you land on the same one twice does it un-highlight?
Zozh333: u can put some out by landing on them again
Hangedman: ah, the neo geo mvs system
Blakemcm: Just keep spinning,
MyBuddySuperfly: can you go twice on some of them to turn them off?
Mr_Horrible: no no, that works
InkyGhoast: yeah go 4 again
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
Haroldholmes25: supreme gamer
Mr_Horrible: he's a genius seabatBRAIN
Seth_Erickson: so smart seabatBRAIN
kumatsu: a Catseye? Is that for the Bathroom Tiger?
InkyGhoast: nice
SmoreThanAFeelin: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
paeladin: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Now you've got the gem, you can go to the coat-closet
InkyGhoast: FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
FlopsyDingo: that is one of the combining gems, big value if you don't immediately sell it
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Blakemcm: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 3 cheers for the Smart Bois
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Who are you so wise in the ways of symbols?
Pharmacistjudge: Party50 Here's your prize!
xiwannadiex: cats eye gem goes in the beerstein that Adam just sold I think?
AbnormAnomaly: Adam, what does it feel like to be so smart and handsom.
Lord_ZYRK: Almost as bad as getting outsmarted by a toaster seabatYIKES
FlopsyDingo: did he sell the stein? then yeah
oplinger: please dont remind me he sold the stein. it hurt so much
BusTed: Pretty sneaky.
xiwannadiex: Some treasures can be collected more than once 😏
Moonspeak721: that standing long jump
MyBuddySuperfly: Luis stole our HEARTS
MechaKuuga: LUL
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Now all I wanna do is a make a food truck called "Mobile Protag" I'd sell ham sandwiches
bv310: This is a good gimmick
zeathean: "lew ie"
matthaus_c: no that was the phantom thieves @MyBuddySuperfly
nyquister_: Is Lois, Luuwe?
zeathean: it is
Blakemcm: Here comes the Scary box!!! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zeathean: but is not a big deal
Mr_Horrible: "the 'Del Lago'" mizzTama
Mr_Horrible: Ah yes, my favorite boss, The The Lake
MyBuddySuperfly: "Los The Beatles"
withwherewithal: Doesn't Del Lago mean like the Lake
HundreydAundre: WUT? GIRL!?
BusTed: lol is snek
Kaaosa: of the lake, I believe?
MyBuddySuperfly: clip?
Mashamino: Jebaited
Seth_Erickson: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
itira: LUL
MechaKuuga: LUL
ArrestedHouse: GOT EM
BusTed: Bamboozled!
zeathean: get snaked
ButButTheJesus: HAHA, SNEK!
Lord_ZYRK: bamBOOZLED
Mister_BlueSky: LUL
HorusFive: Snek gottim
Blakemcm: called it!!!!!!!!!
xiwannadiex: Cue the snakes
EvilBadman: Guess what's in boxes randomly now.
itira: hahaha that was good
InkyGhoast: gottem
Zozh333: Snek
Mister_BlueSky: I’ve been waiting for that.
Moonspeak721: this game is such an asshole
Pharmacistjudge: lesson for you adam...swipe twice.
wargodmogis: There's a snake in my box
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: I put my snake in a box!
HorusFive: Does he realize the snake is still in the room?
paeladin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
xiwannadiex: knife the snake
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why would you open a box of snakes Adam? That's just asking for trouble! lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: it took while, but he finally got got
bv310: Done got GOT by that box snake
Lord_ZYRK: Danger: noodle inside
Mashamino: surpise, it's a horror game after all!
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: The ol' "Snake in a box" trick. gets em every time!
Blakemcm: FBtouchdown
itira: did you yell ouch? lol
Blue_Anteater: @Mr_Horrible That is exactly how people say Spanish-named locations here in California LUL
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: RE4 is officially on the scoreboard, baybeeeeee
chaostreader: There’s a snake in my box!
ZealousCrow: So good. I've been waiting for a box snake this whole time
rasterscan: That's why you start double-slashing boxes after the first or second time that gets you
rasterscan: xD
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Blue_Anteater NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: benginTry
paeladin: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: Great job kid, here's your prize...a NEW TOOTHBRUSH
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBTouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Leon needs to cut back on the caffeine
Lord_ZYRK: How dare you take his side, Ben
Kaaosa: In my hometown there's a river call the "Rillito River," which if I'm not wrong means "little river river"
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
BusTed: 2020Pajamas
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
adi_sheep: man that double box slash is engrained in me for this game
BusTed: 2020Party
Omthebox: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
HorusFive: 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas
Seth_Erickson: 2020Party
Mister_BlueSky: Missed it by that much. FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
Gildan_Bladeborn: 2020Pajamas
ArrestedHouse: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
matthaus_c: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
iris_of_ether: 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas
rasterscan: That one is such 90s sprite RPG feel
EvilBadman: clatpHappy I have no football
Mashamino: 2020Party 2020Pajamas
BusTed: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown 2020Party
Ba_Dum_Tish: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown
Blue_Anteater: @Kaaosa Yeah, over time, they just become proper nouns, rather than translations, so it does make sense
Lord_ZYRK: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown 2020Party
Seth_Erickson: I didn't get the pajamas NotLikeThis
LightingExpert13: "Watcha buyin?"
Kaaosa: they call this guy "Uncle Capitalism"
abracadaver23: FBBlock FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: Oh they rennamed it?
MegaDosX: "Wanna buy some drugs?" - the merchant, probably
MyBuddySuperfly: hehehe
Tiber727: @Kaaosa That reminds me of irrationally angry I get when American Ninja Warrior calls it "Mt. Midoriyama". Yama means mountain!
Mashamino: the pyoonisher, for pyoonishing
xiwannadiex: Noo
Pharmacistjudge: the gun is weaker than your regular pistol, but it can pierce through one person.
MAPBoardgames: I keep expecting this guy to laugh after every sentence.
Haroldholmes25: it's a handgun but with piercing pog
xiwannadiex: The catseye
TheBearBee: Is that how Adam shops? Kicks down door, screams "I'M HERE FOR COMMERECE!)
Pharmacistjudge: useful for a particular gameplay strategy
Kaaosa: @Tiber727 oof :v
sydnius: Hehehe
MegaDosX: They're buying peace of mind
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
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NotCainNorAbel: the illusion of happiness
xiwannadiex: shoot crows lol
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shall we try the gun Adam put all that effort into?
matthaus_c: it looks like dark souls 2 Kappa
Malkaresh: I had a feeling once you got over the controls, this would be absolutely your brand of horseshit! :D
unicornvector: The dead eyed enemies are a little rough, but otherwise the graphics are good
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair, I'm pretty sure this version has been made... nicer looking. I'm recollecting Alex playing the original RE 4 for a bit some while back.
MyBuddySuperfly: the psin
MyBuddySuperfly: whoops
MegaDosX: Did that guy just corkscrew in the air from being shot?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was much rougher, visuals wise.
Tiber727: My face! My face again! Would you please stop that!
Pharmacistjudge: it's mean to stun multiple enemies rather than kill them.
MegaDosX: Uh oh, stinky!
oplinger: there are numerous texture mods for the game.
xiwannadiex: You could sell the free gun back
Fanklok: Just got here how far in are we?
Kaaosa: sometimes you get shot, but sometimes you get SHOOTED and gotta corkscrew
Seth_Erickson: oooooh oh Del Lago is down there oooooh oh better beware
MAPBoardgames: Attemted murder!
DeMeched: Hello fellow Weevilers did you know crows are full of coins?
adi_sheep: this is a good time to remind you to save shotgun ammo
Pharmacistjudge: you are meant to do that Ben.
xiwannadiex: you could throw a grenade at the murder of crows lol
Verdoknight: The secret tech is to toss a grenade in the middle of them
Gaytanic_Panic: Birderer!
Fanklok: It's not like ammo is a limited resource or anything
EvilBadman: Well, not /meant to/ Pharmacistjudge but /can/
Lord_ZYRK: Have fun getting harassed by crows for the rest of your life
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, use all your ammo on harmless birds. This won't be something you'll regret.
Gaytanic_Panic: Birder most fowl
BartholemewTheKitten: get the flak gun
MyBuddySuperfly: Russell, noooo
Tiber727: Spend 500 in bullets to get 300.
EvilBadman: The aim on the Punisher is less shaky
Fanklok: The starting pistol has god awful aim
Fanklok: Later guns get better
BusTed: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
MegaDosX: Should've bought that rocket launcher I guess
Gaytanic_Panic: ADAM STAHP
CaptainSpam: "Well, turns out The American will be even less of a problem than I originally anticipated. False alarm, everyone, back to serving our dark lord."
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
DeMeched: Ben's voice changers will never not make me laugh
Gaytanic_Panic: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: @EvilBadman the developers wouldn't make them drop something if they didn't intend for you to kill them.
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: I just want there to be dudes just off screen watching this thinking "dafuq is he doin?"
Mister_BlueSky: Cut to Adam next stream: Where’s all my ammo?!
sydnius: Carnival
ButButTheJesus: "Call off the hunt for the American, he's... he - we're gonna be fine, folks"
Fanklok: How blind is this playthrough?
adi_sheep: later you'll realize how funny it was to waste ammo in this area
MAPBoardgames: @CaptainSpam HahaBall
Makrosian_Tae: Pretty blind
Juliamon: Fanklok Adam has never played, Ben has never finished
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good thing we used up all our ammo shooting the harmless birds!
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Its not a bear or anything, its just some high-schoolers ripping a bong
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn But they were rich birds!
xiwannadiex: Can't remember if flash grenades kill a bunch of crows
EvilBadman: @Pharmacistjudge That's flawed logic. They're rewarding you for killing them, but it's not required or even mentioned unless you do it.
Pharmacistjudge: you can just sell the gun if you don't like it too
xiwannadiex: You could just sell the punisher
CaptainSpam: I think you can upgrade its firepower for free.
xiwannadiex: And save for a better handgun
Gildan_Bladeborn: When you make the numbers get bigger, that means it's better. Obviously. Kappa
Zozh333: bigger number = better?
Intrepid_Colin: I accidentally typed PhyTexians earlier. I am sorry TX residents, the phyrexians have come for you.
Pharmacistjudge: you can look at the handgun as a baseline
ZealousCrow: They're relative to other weapons
DeM0nFiRe: It's firepower so that must mean 1 is as much power as 1 fire
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn Ah, so that's why the stores want me to buy more stuff!
matthaus_c: number big lizard brain happy
oplinger: basically theres 1 gun thats the best at one stat
MyBuddySuperfly: you should buy a boat
Gildan_Bladeborn: This gun is "1 gun", but this OTHER gun is "1.2 guns".
Pharmacistjudge: but if a gun does 1 damage and they say, this gun does 1.2 damage, you get a relative idea of power
brainbosh: That is *literally* what relative means Ben
adi_sheep: trade punisher for a boat and gtfo. game over
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: "Buy now and you can get an extra 0.2 gun absolutely free!"
Fanklok: Oh this part!
matthaus_c: what is gun an unit of
beckett_brass: Here we go a gain
Lord_ZYRK: It's units of reload
MyBuddySuperfly: nice one, Ben
withwherewithal: Where are they keep finding these big rocks?
voslan: Get the Red-(, it's the best gun. Both in IRL and in game.
paeladin: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
voslan: Red-9
EvilBadman: Yep. Only twice. never again
Mr_Horrible: "Suck it, King of All Cosmos"
MAPBoardgames: Ben = :D
nyquister_: Love how they slowly speed up the run animation
circusofkirkus: *jazz hands* gameplay *jazz hands*
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
BartholemewTheKitten: Indiana Leon
Gildan_Bladeborn: When they make you do it the 3rd time, then we can call them out on it.
KartoffelKaiser: good mechanic game :)
theleerm: chekov's boulder!
EvilBadman: clatpHappy
ButButTheJesus: well it'd be a waste to only program that once
brainbosh: If it said "20% faster" instead of "1.2 Speed" Would that be better?
ButButTheJesus: er i mean only use it once
theleerm: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mind the tripwire.
jessieimproved: omg let's roll stuff up
Mr_Horrible: lrrWOW
beckett_brass: @brainbosh No, because then the questions are, "Faster than what?" and "What was the starting speed?"
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: did he say "you better give me that sauce?"
itira: jesus lol
Lord_ZYRK: It's my snake in a box
KartoffelKaiser: ah yes, the snake box
MyBuddySuperfly: snek, it's a snek, ooooh
Pharmacistjudge: when opening boxes, swipe knife twice.
voslan: Always swing twice when breaking open crates!
MAPBoardgames: There's a snake in my box!
xiwannadiex: knife the snek
Gildan_Bladeborn: You should probably hea.... oh well.
Fanklok: Leon's Secret Service kung fu is very strong
Dog_of_Myth: Snake
adi_sheep: I see you're learning the snake lesson
Lord_ZYRK: If it were me I simply wouldn't have opened a box with a snake in it
Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy: kicks are good but the suplexes are better
GamesAndInk: You said it streamer
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was typing that suggestion right as the axe embedded itself in Leon's forehead.
Tiber727: Correction: a villager has lots of ammo.
bv310: FBtouchdown
itira: Why does that zombie sound like Homer with no teeth
Mr_Horrible: "Down here at Adam's No-Heal Warehouse, I won't lie: we've had our share of hard times."
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown benginRip FBtouchdown
oplinger: honestly knowing what the stats are exactly isnt as important as knowing which gun is better.
brainbosh: @beckett_brass But you know what the starting speed was, it was the speed you had before.
Mr_Horrible: and apparently succeeded!
MAPBoardgames: Knifed in the taint.
Wilcroft: Gamer tried to parry your shotgun
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Tiber727: Better to get bullets in your arm than your head.
Mr_Horrible: when all you have to do to survive a shotgun blast to the dome is put your hands up
MAPBoardgames: I love it when problems solve themselves.
Pharmacistjudge: but you swiped 3 times and broek the free egg
Zozh333: broke the eggie
Mashamino: killed snek then killed egg
Gildan_Bladeborn: Asks question, immediately gets answer: the system works!
letfireraindown: Um, so, I was plaing Dead Cells with this on and... aren't the eggs, just healing items?
Mr_Horrible: we call that the Roundhouse Roustabout
Seth_Erickson: broke an egg NotLikeThis
xiwannadiex: Adam, you considering picking up a third gun?
LightingExpert13: can we stomp things
Mr_Horrible: Bamboozled!
FlumeToSplume: Hi Ben and Adam!
Zozh333: the mm of health!
Kaaosa: how do you kick that which has no head
Mashamino: efficient health usage!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
sydnius: SnekFrend
Quentastic: What does the other handgun do?
wildpeaks: top of their class
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't get a head of yourself there Ben.
TotallyNotaBeholder: They should have quit when they were ahead
EvilBadman: @Quentastic slightly less damage, but penetrate bullets
Lord_ZYRK: Hurtful insult, Twitch Streamer :(
MAPBoardgames: A capital idea!
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: I mean, maybe they're so far ahead they don't even need one?
Quentastic: Ah, thanks
iris_of_ether: SingsNote benginHeart
oplinger: @quentastic gets sold for money asap
xiwannadiex: @oplinger yeahh lol
Zozh333: face shots also open up a melee attack
Mashamino: I missed it, when/why did face cam move back to the right? doesn't bother me, just wasn't sure if it was intentional
FlumeToSplume: I was going to say, this doesn't look particularly spoopy
Mr_Horrible: Resident Evil 4ction
coldhands0802: Pretty much sets the tone for the next several RE games.
long_bad_cutscene: appropriate name for this game
Tiber727: It's an action game, though it can get fairly tense.
xiwannadiex: hopefully he doesn't reload the punisher and loses the bullets when he sells it
Quentastic: It isn't a horror game, it's a horror aesthetic game
FlumeToSplume: noooo the snek :(
shurtal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
shurtal: ONE!
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InquisitorGaia: hahahahahah
adi_sheep: oh yeah this is when the series started turning into mowing down hordes of enemies
withwherewithal: Snakes make egg
KartoffelKaiser: did that snake drop a chicken egg
Pharmacistjudge: yes that makes no sense
Zozh333: snakes eat eggs
ButButTheJesus: snakes eat eggs
MyBuddySuperfly: egg
Mr_Horrible: don't worry about it, Adam
Zozh333: sometimes
KartoffelKaiser: that snake dropped a chicken egg
Lithobraker: Wut
Mr_Horrible: we stole that snake's last meal
Dog_of_Myth: Wait, wut
Gaytanic_Panic: It was eating lunch and you killed it.
NarishmaReborn: so opposite basilisk?
matthaus_c: that's how you get basilisks, mythologically
Zozh333: It's ok ben their evil snakes.. probably
InquisitorGaia: the snek was obv morphed from chicken
SpoopsAHoy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
SpoopsAHoy: a month of months resubscribing? that's like so...many months.
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sydnius: SnekFrend
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: That long squiggly chicken laid an egg!
Pharmacistjudge: snek egg is food, not friend
chaostreader: I think the more interesting part is that Leon knows the difference between a snake egg and a chicken egg.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe Leon doesn't know the difference between snake eggs and chicken eggs, and is just assuming that ALL eggs are chicken eggs.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Snake in a box
Juliamon: chaostreader I would believe Leon doesn't know snakes lay eggs
Lord_ZYRK: Snake eggs are more like leathery sacks
ArrestedHouse: snake? snake! snaaaaaaaake
SoulEater50210 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
SoulEater50210: Another month of watching cool peeps
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EvilBadman: Oh adam's on the hud side again
InquisitorGaia: the first time i played this game was when it came out on the wii, that was super hard to play
Gaytanic_Panic: Leabe them alone! THey're just trying to have lunch. NotLikeThis
BusTed: rip moredin
shurtal: adam, hueg monster, confirme?
ButButTheJesus: adam!
GhostValv: more like Moredead Solis
wargodmogis: Adam is a monster
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW lrrWOW
coldhands0802: Why DO you hate Mordin?
Mr_Horrible: Juliamon I'm now imagining Leon picking up a Faberge Egg in the castle and just thinking "what chicken laid *this*?"
niccus: he's got a lot of war crimes on his back, it's fair i guess
Dog_of_Myth: Adam, Confirmed Monster
Ba_Dum_Tish: I wonder if they will bring back all the multiplayer stuff in the remake
Legion_AI: The real resident evil was in front of us the whole time
TheKnightOfIron subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 80 months!
TheKnightOfIron: i've been here for so long
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BusTed: pennyCuss
Lord_ZYRK: He said the shit word D:
xiwannadiex: policia
Lithobraker: He's allowed one.
Mashamino: he's done several at this point
wargodmogis: No multiplayer in the ME remaster
withwherewithal: bait
theleerm: big lad
MAPBoardgames: !card dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
MyBuddySuperfly: Del Lago
Pharmacistjudge: Glass Shark
lasersuit: dark watah
wildpeaks: the Tsar Fish is back
Lord_ZYRK: In Spanish "policia" means "fish food" :)
BartholemewTheKitten: Chompy boi
ButButTheJesus: dat deeep daaaahk wadda
ArrestedHouse: that dark waaaaater
Seth_Erickson: there's a shark in the water
withwherewithal: Guess Imma go fishing
Moonspeak721: glass del lago
Mr_Horrible: Dat der's Biiiiig Mona
theleerm: kill the lake!
adi_sheep: luckily you got practice with the bass
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: We're gonna need a boat. Then we're gonna need a bigger boat.
withwherewithal: You might need a bigger boat
ButButTheJesus: no you have to shoot it on the dock below
Dog_of_Myth: We're going to need a bigger boat
shurtal: you're a bit early to shot lago
crystalbravest subscribed at Tier 1.
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itomeshi: Fish gang! Fish gang!
KartoffelKaiser: HerbChamp
xiwannadiex: Shoot the lake down at the dock
iris_of_ether: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
ButButTheJesus: R1 to flop?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, I dare you to go onto the pier and shoot some fish.
KartoffelKaiser: "Where does this herb go? That's right, the square hole"
Zozh333: there is a button for it but i dont know which :/
Mr_Horrible: I feel like this will end poorly
crystalbravest: YES
shurtal: EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
wildpeaks: LUL
rasterscan: YES!
wargodmogis: He did the thing
rabbitgta: lolololololol
BusTed: mmhm.
Makrosian_Tae: WOO
KartoffelKaiser: l m a o
InquisitorGaia: hahahah
itira: HAHAHA
crystalbravest: was so waiting for that YES
withwherewithal: Wow
Pharmacistjudge: YES
voslan: Yep
ButButTheJesus: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSS
Mr_Horrible: Well I'll be
Mashamino: YES!
xiwannadiex: HAHAH
Seth_Erickson: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Gottem!
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SirMorek: LUL
matthaus_c: Ben warned you
theleerm: onWEBBUBPUOIN;K
Moonspeak721: what a good video game
zeanith_helfire: BibleThump
Gaytanic_Panic: YES YEWS YES YES ES
swordfishspyke: that's terrific
letfireraindown: absolutely great!
Blakemcm: FBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Zozh333: YEEEEEEES! i was hoping for that
withwherewithal: That was beautiful
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAHA
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
paeladin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: Omnomnomnomnom nomnom SingsNote
Spacepup: GOTTEM
abracadaver23: FBtouchdown
Kazman20a: my goodness that made me jump
crystalbravest: A rite of RE4 passage~
BusTed: FBBlock
iamkaiserbear: Primary Monitor Content.
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Verdoknight: Came here to see it was not disappointed!
bv310: FBtouchdown
Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy: 10/10 perfection
amuseoffirebane: oh my god i did not think tthat was gonna haappen
iris_of_ether: 2020Pajamas 2020Party FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBRun
Mr_Horrible: And here we see the game calling Adam's bullshit LUL
theleerm: FBtouchdown
withwherewithal: woooooooow
rabbitgta: champ adam
Blakemcm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: serfPogmeet serfPogmeet serfPogmeet serfPogmeet serfPogmeet serfPogmeet serfPogmeet
WallofSleep: Hallo joined in i guess at the right time
itira: that scared the shit out of me lololol
ButButTheJesus: THAT MADE MY NIGHT
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
Mister_BlueSky: Got a big one Adam. :)
kireawolf: I've never seen that happen
voslan: admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype admgolHype
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown
abracadaver23: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zeanith_helfire: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
withwherewithal: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
xiwannadiex: If we all fell for it, Adam has to as well
ThingTTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
SirMorek: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: We didn't even have to taunt him into doing it
crystalbravest: love how zoomed in the gun aim is too during that damn
EvilBadman: clatpHappy clatpHappy clatpHappy clatpHappy clatpHappy clatpHappy
ButButTheJesus: @Mister_BlueSky :D
serramarkov: Jump scare!
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
swordfishspyke: nwhlRef FBtouchdown
actionjb: Thats going into the highlight reel
matthaus_c: got one THIS SIZE
BusTed: Aww.
Telephoneline: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SirMorek: FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown
wildpeaks: b-b-baka
KartoffelKaiser: BabyRage
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: *fishing reel motion* zzzZZZzzz
zeldakid1999: Wow so mean to Ben
GamesAndInk: We learned it from watching you
Gaytanic_Panic: YOU BULLIED NATURE
Mr_Horrible: This game once caught a streamer thiiiiiis big FBtouchdown
Mashamino: thank you for sharing that experience with us
pn55: :D
ButButTheJesus: Adam, you did EXACTLY what we wanted to see
canadianbac0nz: wait I missed it do it again
Intrepid_Colin: Adam is a very special boy who got eaten
letfireraindown: Hey, I didn't know it would happen... but kinda good to see the oddities of the game
crystalbravest: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: Hight REEL
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: "moderately enjoy" No one as ever said anything so nice to me. Thanks!
theleerm: highlight reel!
xiwannadiex: Adam, something different happens if you shoot the lake at the docks a se ond time
WallofSleep: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: LuL
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SoulEater50210: FBtouchdown lrrADAM FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Clearly, the scientific method requires you to try the experiment again.
Zozh333: I dont htink it does
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: don't look at me, I usually just lurk, much like the giant fish that just ate Adam in a single bite :v
adi_sheep: doesn't hurt to try right?
Seth_Erickson: I've never even seen that so it's even better
ButButTheJesus: yeah you have to shoot it twice to get the good ending
Mr_Horrible: Precisely because everyone who's played this game has done that at least once
WallofSleep: move up
Lord_ZYRK: inb4 the fish lunges out of the woods behind Adam and eats him Kappa
eric_christian_berg: Going aggro!
adi_sheep: now go get the items
MAPBoardgames: I think they are trying to get you!
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: clearly the fish are cats and are attracted to the laser light
ButButTheJesus: the galaxy brain move
withwherewithal: Do we need to get the yellow herb again?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown lrrHERE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Blakemcm: go collect your spoils
WallofSleep: get in the boat
Mr_Horrible: Del Lago just comes up: "Hey, dude, I don't come around taking potshots at *your* house"
Dog_of_Myth: Fish, the most dangerous game
kireawolf: Gop get you fish
BrainBetter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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MyBuddySuperfly: chomp chomp
Lord_ZYRK: Of course not, dear :)
itira: :)
amuseoffirebane: yellow herb?
SirMorek: X Get ON
Robot_Bones: Get on out there and Eat. That. Horse.
LightingExpert13: rude yes but not a moron
Mr_Horrible: hmmmmmm
HundreydAundre: What boat?
shurtal: i know a quick way to reload
Malkaresh: Despite how often you claim to be a moron, no. I don't think that.
rabbitgta: darn items unaccessable
HundreydAundre: That bark out there is a dinghy!!
StarWarsTHX1138: No we don't think you are a moron... you're very smart and very kind
MyBuddySuperfly: IS THIS A GAME?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think you were too far away from the dock when you shot the lake that 2nd time Adam, you should try again standing closer to it. KAPPA
TheBearBee: It's not that I think you're a moron, its just that you do things a moron does
FlyboyZeb: the inspiration for Tarkov inventory
Mr_Horrible: Adam's only rude to Chat, which doesn't count
InquisitorGaia: typewriter
Zozh333: Adam aint no rude dude
spethycakes: cue "twitch chat is aalllllllwwwaaaays right" sound
Lord_ZYRK: Do I want to rifle through my pockets for the receipts 🤔
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: I know that you're both awesome and funny people! not much else I'm afraid.
ButButTheJesus: yeah that's how you get the good ending
oplinger: look adam, all i know of you gotta get in the boat, and youre not getting on the boat. whats that tell me?
Mr_Horrible: Lord_ZYRK eh, probably not worth the effort Kappa
Mr_Horrible: "Dear diary, today I was *almost* eaten by a giant fish"
WallofSleep: thinker?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Honestly, you should probably just shoot the lake another time, and then reload AND THEN save. Because of all the ammo you wasted shooting the lake.
shurtal: let him explore the space
Lord_ZYRK: Yes. That's what you are.
Mashamino: to boat or not to boat
Mr_Horrible: Leon: "Okay that's enough of that"
Gaytanic_Panic: Poorly
Pharmacistjudge: seabatCHOICE
adi_sheep: did you think about how much ammo you wasted?
MegaDosX: One of the huge fish from Super Mario just pops up and swallows you whole
crystalbravest: gonna need a bigger boat
withwherewithal: MOBY DICK
Lord_ZYRK: ha ha boat go BRRRRRRR
walkeroftales: FROM HELL'S HEART
Mr_Horrible: LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN
crystalbravest: LEVIATHAN
LightingExpert13: futurama quote here
HundreydAundre: This dinghy is so slow
MyBuddySuperfly: bonk
Gildan_Bladeborn: This can only end well for everyone involved.
Gaytanic_Panic: FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE
crystalbravest: Activate the shields!
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, do it
Ba_Dum_Tish: This can only end well
bv310: White! Whale! Holy! Grail!
KV1NN4: A m a z i n g
Pharmacistjudge: fish boss time!
Moonspeak721: i remember hating this fight a lot
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Oh shit! I haven't heard that in years!
Lord_ZYRK: I am all about these references
Dog_of_Myth: THICC Fish
MegaDosX: Oh hey, it's Lord Jabu Jabu
Mr_Horrible: a big ol' salamander
SentientRatKing: what do we do with a drunken sailor what do we do with a drunken sailor
adi_sheep: knife only
YurikosWife: Split your lungs with blood and thunder!'
shurtal: you've her about Del Taco, now try DEL LAGOOOOO
LightingExpert13: how did he stay in the boat?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: @SentientRatKing I remember that song
Mashamino: FishMoley
withwherewithal: It is a salamander friend
MAPBoardgames: OK, you hooked him! Now, reel him in!
sydnius: Sea Shanty time
MyBuddySuperfly: get in loser, we going shopping
AWildTransgirlAppeared: HARK TRITON!
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, I've got a good sea shanty for this. Hang on a sec.
WallofSleep: Top Deck - Go For The Throat to kill the LEVIATHAN
MAPBoardgames: Whale on it?
crystalbravest: tappa tappa
Mashamino: no wait, coxSays coxBuffalo coxBuffalo coxHook FishMoley
ButButTheJesus: just WHALE on it
kalira77: soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
Mr_Horrible: You gotta sweeeeeeeeeem
LightingExpert13: that dark water
withwherewithal: it gonna gitcha
crystalbravest: the truest glass shark
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh Lawd he fishing
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, because that tiny, tiny boat will save you.
Gaytanic_Panic: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
MyBuddySuperfly: that sound, lol
Lord_ZYRK: Here, if you need a shanty https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadEsteemedHornetDancingBanana
ArrestedHouse: oh keep throwing
MAPBoardgames: Boop the snoot
Pharmacistjudge: just keep throwing
Mr_Horrible: Floppy flap around leetle feesh, Del Lago comin fo yoooooou
TwilightAvalon: its bleeding, so just keep throwing
KartoffelKaiser: it sure is a good thing there are so many harpoons in this boat :)
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: haha, big fish go brrrrrr
Mr_Horrible: ez clap
beckett_brass: We killed it! We ruined the ecosystem!
ButButTheJesus: oh he myad
Pharmacistjudge: don't releax
rabbitgta: gg galaxy brain Adam does it again
TwilightAvalon: it was nice the previous owner loaded the boat with 1,0000000000 Harpoons
MegaDosX: "I once caught a fish thiiiiis big." - Leon, probably
Lord_ZYRK: Oooh caught a BIGGUN
ArrestedHouse: ItsBoshyTime
Lithobraker: Just remember there's always a bigg r fish Kappa
BrindleBoar: Bosh Mash
DiscordianTokkan: Good thing his legs are... made of metal?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown
Zozh333: First Try!
xiwannadiex: So I assume Leon's gonna eat Big Fish since he ate Adam just now
ThingTTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TwilightAvalon: It was so fun action Adam and Ben play RE7 years ago
Mr_Horrible: "Can I get the, uh, Steak Wellington and a side of Boshy Mash?"
Tiber727: It was a Sanic smash?
TwilightAvalon: and now we get RE4? this is the best timeline
SentientRatKing: When I finished this boss fight I yelled "CALL ME ISHMAEL!"
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: now chat, remember, he got this on *two* tries, first time he couldn't get in the boat
GuilKato: they're going to need to drop a nuke on this area to clean it
xiwannadiex: steroids will do that to you
walkeroftales: note to self: do not invite Leon to reel big fish concert
ButButTheJesus: we got the brains in our blood
beckett_brass: @SentientRatKing Alright, Ishmael
Lithobraker: Ropes are the most terrifying things on boats tbb
MAPBoardgames: There was no body there, so he had to choke himself
Nigouki: cool game!
TwilightAvalon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Blakemcm: Pretty dang good for an older game
oplinger: its been fun watching for sure
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Ivalenz_: !next
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ButButTheJesus: their internet thing
Lord_ZYRK: wheelies my dealies seabatTROG
Mr_Horrible: with the wheel thing?
HundreydAundre: Kaldheim is....uh learning curve...
Ivalenz_: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Lord_ZYRK: You're not my dad seabatUseless
wildpeaks: you tried the best, now try the rest
SentientRatKing: @beckett_brass sadly I didn't know the much better moby dick quote at the time what with the "from hells heart I spit at thee"
Pharmacistjudge: lil'
Pharmacistjudge: lil'pumper
itira: lil pumper
ButButTheJesus: lil' pumper
FlyboyZeb: and we get to tell ben how to play the whole time
adamjford: and cutest
Lord_ZYRK: *sigh* I guess you *are* my little motherfucker
itira: towering pumper
pn55: Big burly girl!
Mr_Horrible: Unreasonably Tall Pumper
matthaus_c: so vampire mommy but in an MMO
SmoreThanAFeelin: heck yea
Tiber727: The biggest, blackest mage.
bv310: A Giant woman!
BigMikeDog: Thanks for the stream!
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeee
Lord_ZYRK: Kreygasm
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeee
itira: byeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
itira: wow that sound lol
matthaus_c: the timing on that tqsLol
Mr_Horrible: I foresee this one will be a lot of fun with Ben and Adam
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: byeeeee
letfireraindown: fun stuff, fun times
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: ah I've got perfect timing as always
bv310: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (18:04 from now).
ContingentCat: lrrBEEJ
BartholemewTheKitten: lrrSPOOP