PendelSteven: so that makes sense
Mangledpixel: MWGNZ that's not covered by the Geneva Convention but by other agreements, I think
Mangledpixel: MWGNZ but that is indeed very prevalent
PendelSteven: There's Médicens sans Frontiers though
PendelSteven: or Doctors without Borders
TheElrad: @Mangledpixel actually, it is against the convention to missuse the red cross flag
PendelSteven: If I butchered your French, excusez-moi
Mangledpixel: huh, TIL, ty TheElrad
Lord_Hosk: Past the almost LRR signal fence
Lord_ZYRK: That's the Loading Ready Gun logo
MAPBoardgames: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Dumori: I mean given the lore and who you play in Tarkov those dog tags are just some swag they other guy has
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain
PendelSteven: That looks like a factory
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Dumori: Here's hoping they have a big bag
PendelSteven: Yes
lirazel64: Wheeee! sorry to be late...
BlackIsis: So when do we start digging holes?
PendelSteven: You missed one or maybe two kills
PendelSteven: Hi
Juliamon: Not too late, still first match
Tikosh_: I think they are prone..
Blasteg: !players
PendelSteven: If only we had venom rounds
UponMyOath: Short, controlled bursts
PharaohBender27: @Blasteg Funko's not technically playing, but more rather guiding lrrJAMES
PendelSteven: coaching
Juliamon: FunKoach
UponMyOath: They're waiting
UponMyOath: Watching
UponMyOath: Savouring the panic
PendelSteven: awating better put?
PharaohBender27: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
lirazel64: like in-another-life Destiny.
lirazel64: Ghost Funko
beckett_brass: Had to leave for a while. What happened while I was away from stream?
Juliamon: James got in a firefight
scratchmonkey: James dropped a player
beckett_brass: cool
scratchmonkey: and is now in an engagement
texasman208: Ayy I've missed Funko shootyman times
BrindleBoar: getting spicy on the other side
TheElrad: heal first maybe?
Dumori: I think those new shots are a 3rd party
BlackIsis: sounds like something is going on over there
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass He's at least hit someone recently, but unclear if he actually got them
Dumori: TheElrad we didn't get hit
Lord_ZYRK: scratchmonkey does his wife know about this? lrrBEEJ
Dumori: Ooofa
PendelSteven: :(
Lord_Hosk: How is james platforming
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkSad
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Lord_ZYRK: Unluckyyy
beckett_brass: did we die?
BrindleBoar: elfunkSad
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
TheWooglie: lrrAWW
Lord_ZYRK: joekimRIP
TheWriterAleph: this man is dead. bang.
sing_o_muse: elfunkSad
scratchmonkey: that's Tarkov baby!
NightWingMistHawk: Rip our stuff
zatengo: welcome to tarkov
TheAinMAP: tqsRIP
Dumori: Probs not even camping maybe just looting
RayFK: I never want to hear you say "We got Crunchy Lips"
rocketjohn: elfunkSad elfunkSad elfunkSad
zatengo: isnt the dogtag worth more than the sks?
TheElrad: we killed a scav, yeah
Schatten88: wasn't the 2 kills?
Dumori: zatengo a lvl 41 probably
STALKERsoldiers: So he is 1-0-1 For firefights?
zatengo: it was fine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "So what would you like to talk about today?" "Well, I killed all these people"
Dumori: STALKERsoldiers 2-0-1 we killed a scav too
Lord_Hosk: It was better monday for sure
Lord_Hosk: it said we did
Dumori: you did was in the kill sheet
TheElrad: we had 2 kills
zatengo: it was in the feed
DeM0nFiRe: tbh I think I would have started getting a headache if I watched too long at that framerate lol
Emergent_OS: What is the messenger tab at the bottom for?
Mithgar: Yes - Kill screen said we killed 1 PMC and 1 SCAV
TheElrad: on the shooty sheet
PendelSteven: I spelled one è as e
Tikosh_: You had 2 kills
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it was better after we went into full screen last time
Lord_Hosk: It said you killed the 41 and a scav
PendelSteven: it's frontières
zatengo: scav at 27m
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Someone was having issues with Rust last week and it turned out they needed to install a new Nvidia update - is it possible that's the case here?
BrindleBoar: bled to death?
Mithgar: Scav was probably the guy you fought at gas station
scratchmonkey: i think you're assuming that was the player James was fighting at the choke point
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PendelSteven: :)
Lord_Hosk: Way too soon for a player scav
Dumori: Lord_Hosk nah player scavs are active PMCs limited not time
Tikosh_: The player scavs often spawn after ~5 mins
Dumori: so on a super PvP heavy map they can get in pretty fast
Mithgar: @Lord_Hosk Recently Player Scavs can spawn almost instantly. It's based on # of players on the map.
PendelSteven: I'm also pretty sure I've donated to both Red Cross and Doctors without Borders anyhow :)
Mithgar: Better - Not smooth
Dumori: It's "Better" bit still bad
TwitchTVsFrank: still choppy
zatengo: bit better, but not "streamer fine"
DeM0nFiRe: It might be a little better? But still not great
MAPBoardgames: slightly better
zatengo: Kappa
MWGNZ: still pretty lurchy
Dumori: comp to last time
STALKERsoldiers: drop shadows a bit?
Juliamon: It's still way more watchable
Mangledpixel: perhaps something is updating in the background? Windows likes to do that sometimes
Dumori: Not got other things open or anything?#
MWGNZ: have you got a max fps set? if not that may work
PendelSteven: and virusscanners... don't get me started
TwitchTVsFrank: stop your anime torrents Kappa
PendelSteven: There's a reason I don't want to pay for Avast :)
BrindleBoar: TwitchTVsFrank no those are sacred Kappa
Dumori: maybe drop to streaming at 30fps too? Less CPU over head and maybe better bit rate for the encoder too
UponMyOath: @TwitchTVsFrank James Turner, notorious weeb
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Mangledpixel: are you encoding with CPU or GPU?
PendelSteven: I think the last three times my pc hung, Avast had an update. Sure, restarting fixed it, but still.
TheWriterAleph: didn't we have that problem that last time you played tarkov (before yesterday)? that it just hates being recorded?
Dumori: Yeah just trouble shooting the pasta method
El_Funko: All good!
Dumori: throwing it at a wall
PharaohBender27: Staying put
Dumori: if it sticks it sticks
MAPBoardgames: Almost time for a commercial break too
PendelSteven: then do so
STALKERsoldiers: Everyone together now: PANI.... wait no... DONT PANIC
Dumori: You heard him stay right there....
itira: Who is the other lovely human?
Tikosh_: Maybe have Funko show the map over Discord while figuring stuff out in the background?
PharaohBender27: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
Dumori: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
rocketjohn: you are online
itira: ah ok i knew i had seen them before
TheWriterAleph: it is james yes hello
DeM0nFiRe: Yes, stream is live to us
PendelSteven: We are also still chatting
NotCainNorAbel: For one game I remember James dropping the frame rate of the game to 60 (or something)
Dumori: We going in online btw
Dumori: so we gonna attract scavs
MAPBoardgames: That's Tarkov baby!
PendelSteven: Incidently this is why I've got timestamps on, since if chat doesn't move, that might also scare the streamer
PendelSteven: Oh oh
Dumori: a rig, pack, armour, helmet
Dumori: all mean you don't get tagged
Mangledpixel: clearly the solution is to add an additional graphics card :p
LurkerSpine: gdi work meeting. Chat, what have I missed?
Dumori: cheap, 0 green helmet and a pistol was my oh no I'm broke loadout
Lord_ZYRK: LurkerSpine James killed people
Lord_ZYRK: then people killed James
wildpeaks: guru meditation
LurkerSpine: oh dag
Mangledpixel: might be authenticating with the server as part of that
STALKERsoldiers: Like a BAMF!
Mangledpixel: to make sure you haven't got modified asset files
STALKERsoldiers: super clean
Dumori: So much BETTER!
Mithgar: Butter smooth!
NotCainNorAbel: smooth as James
DeM0nFiRe: Yep looks much better
TwitchTVsFrank: much better!
margieargie: Nice!
Lord_Hosk: You fixed it by doing the thing
Slash12: The human eye can't see more than 60 anyway :)
NotCainNorAbel: that was the game!
Vanguard1112: Tarkov vangua24Pog
PendelSteven: And concerning hearing 24 bit 96 khz
margieargie: I have trouble a lot of time even telling the difference between 30 and 60
ChekhovsCannon: Yeah good luck with finding stock
Mithgar: @Slash12 That's not exactly true. Lots of studies on top video game players show it impacts reaction time.
Mangledpixel: most games are optimized to be the only graphics-intensive thing running on the machine, so they can be rather greedy
PendelSteven: maybe 0,0001 % can hear the difference between 96 and 192 khz, but really..
Dumori: Just an FYI James in that last fight, when you got the dead mans's click. Swaping to the SKS might have been a better play that reloading least to keep the guys head down as you go back into cover
Vanguard1112: FACTORY
Vanguard1112: factory is a nightmare
TwitchTVsFrank: just expense the 3090 to lrr im sure graham and paul will be ok with that
Tikosh_: Woods is really good for cache runs in the new area
BrindleBoar: Yeah, Factory has no brakes.
Dumori: Man my first wipe I JAMED pistol+helmet factory for NO good reason
STALKERsoldiers: Mental note to watch Factory stream and see how much of a mess that is
Mangledpixel: cool hat
Vanguard1112: at least factory is small and is pretty easy to learn. still going to get obliterated though
margieargie: It actually looks like a warm hat Kappa
Dumori: Key card lottery lets go!
Dumori: 40mil red card Kappa
STALKERsoldiers: Funko, I muss say, you have a very soothing voice
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TwitchTVsFrank: is full auto useful? it seems very uncontrollable
PendelSteven: cool nickname
PendelSteven: and hey, that's a lot of months!
Dumori: TwitchTVsFrank also depends on the gun and ammo too
MWGNZ: its the hat
Dumori: with mods, PMC skills ect you can eat some recoil
RayFK: That's because you're old James
RayFK: Funko is hip with the kids
RayFK: He has his tik tok lights ready
Snowcookies: lol jordan
PendelSteven: tik tok... lights?
Dumori: I mean you need recoil or a gun skill of like 10+ to notice the diffrance it makes imho
PendelSteven: Ok. That's it. I'm old.
STALKERsoldiers: is it worth killing scavs as a scav?
STALKERsoldiers: i know NOTHING about this game
Dumori: that's like -7.5% recoil then
Dumori: STALKERsoldiers yes but then all the scavs want to kill you for at least 5min
PendelSteven: Welcome to the club @STALKERsoldiers
STALKERsoldiers: so roll the dice... got it!
ReynardWrecca: Good evening lovely chat. How are we all doing today?
PendelSteven: I like that "IDEA"
Dumori: STALKERsoldiers near an extract, much better backpack or gun those are when kills work
Vanguard1112: @STALKERsoldiers only if you are prepared to kill every other scav you might run into
CaptColumbus: Ooooo lrr on some tarky
Dumori: Once you hit lvl 10 running to all the PC towers inside is a good money maker given the GPU pressure making PC parts work buckets
zatengo: hard drive is at least a small backpack, right?
RechargeableFrenchman: Well it's James on some tarky certainly
PendelSteven: Hmm, there's one of those climbtowers still near me
RechargeableFrenchman: With Coach Funko on the job
PendelSteven: unfinished, build in the cold war
CaptColumbus: he seem like the shooter player around there anyway
PendelSteven: learned that recently
PendelSteven: I felt strange seeing it. Visiual proof the cold war happened.
PendelSteven: One of the first things I recall remembering is the falling of the Berlin wall, so erm yeah
Vanguard1112: can't wait for james to stream all the way to Kappa container
Tikosh_: I think there are 2 next to the camp with the weapon crates
UponMyOath: Is James' pouch empty? Or just unsearch
ReynardWrecca: I have a piece of the Berlin Wall that I pulled out of the rubble a few months after it came down; I tried to explain it to my students at school, and after five minutes of blank looks I realised that to them I was rhapsodising about a rock.
Vanguard1112: @UponMyOath he's playing a scav
Dumori: UponMyOath Scav run so no secure pouch
Lord_Hosk: "Eat the pee"
PendelSteven: Oh wow. @ReynardWrecca
UponMyOath: Ah, right, that makese sense
UponMyOath: *makes
Mangledpixel: mmm pea wet
PharaohBender27 suddenly has memories of the pea wet discussion during DB2020
kat2kool: *db flashbacks intensify*
ReynardWrecca: I got a bit with some graffiti on it @PendelSteven - the faded blue aerosol smear did not make it more interesting to the kids.
PendelSteven: hehe
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca How soon after the wall fell were you there? That must have been an interesting experience
PendelSteven: But yeah, that's why the unfinished tower stand tall near me
RechargeableFrenchman: @ReynardWrecca I would have thought it's interesting! I've been to the Wall myself, or at least Checkpoint Charlie near what little is left of it. Was in Berlin through university back in 2012 and it was a spot we visited.
Dumori: Funko can I get you to be my guy in the chair Kappa you are so good at it
Vanguard1112: vangua24Disappoint
PharaohBender27: @RechargeableFrenchman Did you ever go to the museum on Bernauerstraße, where you can see what the inner wall looked like as well as the outer wall (the one most people in the West think of)?
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Lord_Hosk: that was a extract camper
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
Dumori: Dying as I said that made that way more sarcastic
RechargeableFrenchman: Damn it's been almost ten years since I was in Europe ... I'll need to do that again once [gestures at everything] normalizes somewhat again.
Lord_Hosk: Nothing you could do
DVio141: Good old extract camping
Mithgar: Warning - That specific extract is often camped
Dumori: when my sarcasm was on me not playing Tarkov enough for it to matter
PendelSteven: hmm :(
Vanguard1112: that's just tarkov
PendelSteven: it's a strategy
ReynardWrecca: I went there in early 1990, I was 10. It was extraordinary. The East really hadn't started to modernise, so crossing over felt like going back in time; the shops, the cars, even the road surface. Amazing.
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca lrrWOW
DVio141: People like to sit in the flatbed truck there, just tarkov things
xantos69: I mean....That sounds like the obvious and winning strategy. I can't imagine doing anything else ever.
PendelSteven: It's kind of like Cuba now @ReynardWrecca
Tikosh_: That's why I hate that extract. Never had a camper at the railway exfil
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca Wait I just realized - it would have still been the DDR when you were there - double lrrWOW
RechargeableFrenchman: @ReynardWrecca I was staying close to Alexanderplatz when I was there around 8.5 years ago, and the building some of the group I was with were staying in still had a coal furnace. Couple streets over was still basically cobble surfaced.
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca Because the DDR ending/reunification wasn't until October 1990
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:20.
ReynardWrecca: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, the last dying embers of a weird regime. I'm British, but spent a lot of my early years in Germany.
Dumori: Didn't insurance go up?
BlightningHelix: So what's the deal with playing as a scav?
ReynardWrecca: @RechargeableFrenchman That's amazing. I haven't been back to Germany since 2009.
Dumori: BlightningHelix no risk of loss it's all free gear
DVio141: If anyone wants to learn the game I highly recommend Pestily's Raid series on YT
PendelSteven: Hindsight is 20:20
Dumori: Means early game or after bad luck you never get stuck truly broke
Lord_Hosk: Because Pest is the best
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca @RechargeableFrenchman Studied in Munich 2006-2007, visited Germany and Austria again in 2009, and then went to Germany in my first time abroad in a literal decade in May 2019 - didn't realize at the time just how fortuitous my timing was
DVio141: Pestily is terrifyingly good, this wipe he ran into A LOT of really bad luck during the series
CyberColossus: hey LRR
ReynardWrecca: @PharaohBender27 Good timing. I was booked to go to Italy for the first time ever for my fortieth birthday...last summer :(
STALKERsoldiers: I can tell this is not my game, at least on a PVP side of thing. But the Aesthetic is Awesome
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca Ooooof. I'm so sorry to hear that
Relentless_Bread: are we ever going to play Valor rent on stream again
rocketjohn: can you drop the cameras james?
RechargeableFrenchman: @PharaohBender27 damn yeah. Some friends and I have been talking for a while about a trip to Europe together but we are (or at least were) mostly working full time and one of our number has two kids (one at the time discussion started) so it's probably a few years on still at earliest.
Dumori: SO many Tarkov maps started out S to the top Woods did too
Mithgar: cameras?
PendelSteven: travel is not so much why I'm sad. Concerts. Theatre. That is why I battle not fallling in a mild depression.
Lord_Hosk: Oh noo! Funko has left us!
PendelSteven: 'cause I've done both, I guess
DVio141: Spawns on Customs can be so rough
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PendelSteven: That's a lot of months!
lirazel64: @reynardwrecca There's a chunk of the Wall in Portland, Maine. It's mounted so that one side looks like avant-garde art, and the other side is all "verboten". It's just on a bit of grass next to the sidewalk. I first came across it on a foggy winter afternoon, and it looked so haunted...
The_Quiet_Alestain: @PharaohBender27, @RechargeableFrenchman Sorry that I intrude on your conversation. I will not bother you after this comment. If one of you need something in Germany (information for example)while you are here, I would be happy to provide assistance as a local.
RechargeableFrenchman: @PendelSteven It's definitely travel more than concerts for me, but I hear you on theatre. Was a techie myself in high school and a friend of mine has worked tech for Bard on the Beach out of Vancouver a few years running.
brainbosh: Can he make that jump at an early level?
RechargeableFrenchman: Really miss not being able to catch shows, on occasion. I love the whole theatre environment; there's just something about a live in-person performance.
Vanguard1112: INSURE
ChekhovsCannon: Did we insure?
DVio141: Insure!
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electric_claire: I'm sure you'll escape from Tarkov this time, James
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ReynardWrecca: @lirazel64 That is very cool indeed.
LurkerSpine: !uptime
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PharaohBender27: @The_Quiet_Alestain Danke schön for the offer, though I've managed to get by well. Helps I know the language (my time abroad as a student was on a year-long language-intensive program)
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Dumori: Mid night raiding! Lets do it moon's still full ish
PendelSteven: Loading....
PharaohBender27: katesHype tqsHype
Snowcookies: lrrDOTS
Dumori: I did a night raid by accident and got the drop on sweaty sweaty guy with NGVs and the works maybe my best raid money wise ever
PendelSteven: lrrCIRCLE ready...
Dumori: Think the guy had the good NVGs and a thermals
Dumori: was like a 3mil kill if not more
Dumori: just 5-7 back of the head
Vanguard1112: not anymore?
The_Quiet_Alestain: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, Language is very important. I remember being in Glasgow 2019 and not at least being used to the local dialect. It was... a learning experience. ;)
PendelSteven: lol
Mithgar: I think the account has to have existed BEFORE the Christmas Holiday Event ended
Bearudite: the profile has existed a LONG time right?
PendelSteven: I like Scottisch accent though
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkCat elfunkCat
Orgmastron: KITTY
Firnsarwen: cat! <3
ViralStitch: KITTY
Tikosh_: I have done quite a few night time raids. Getting on sniper mountain in pitch black darkness is wild
PendelSteven: I said... ready....
Dumori: You can claim if your profile is that old not char
kat2kool: katesLoaf katesLoaf
PharaohBender27: @The_Quiet_Alestain Well, dialect might be more of a challenge for me :D but thankfully standard Deutsch has usually sufficed for people I'm talking to
Dumori: cause your PMC needs to exist to claim it not to get the abiulity to claim it IIRC
aerobeing: It just doesn't let you redeem without a character. But it doesn't matter when the character was created.
PendelSteven: lrrARROW Run!
Dumori: I might be wrong
Dumori: I'm checking too
Firnsarwen: Hey Ally, nice to meet you! :)
PendelSteven: wow, old cat
anclag: @The_Quiet_Alestain Even if you live here, you can still be surprised at what you can hear :)
Dumori: cause I haven't calimed it this wipe either
RechargeableFrenchman: @The_Quiet_Alestain Yes thank you. Unfortunately I haven't been there in almost a decade and probably can't go back for a few years at this point, but I do really want to visit again. Und mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut aber ich verstehe ein bisschen.
RechargeableFrenchman: Fortunately I also read and understand more German than I can speak or write, and Germans' English is generally far better than my German lol
PendelSteven: Well, my English is surely better than most of chat's Dutch :D
Mithgar: That is a quest key
brainbosh: Early quest
aerobeing: I think that one is a quest key, yes.
The_Quiet_Alestain: Scottish sounds great! It was something I had to get used to. So different from the english I was used to (Virginia US).
UponMyOath: Funko's minute knowledge of these maps is great
PharaohBender27: @PendelSteven Definitely mine - my knowledge of German means I can suss out a fair number of Dutch words' meanings when I see them written out, but I'd be hopeless in terms of pronunciation :p
Dumori: Looks like I can claim my gift now
The_Quiet_Alestain: @RechargeableFrenchman I know what you mean. I had some friends complaining to me that they don't learn proper german because the germans all spoke english with them.
UponMyOath: That sounds like it's right outside now
aerobeing: Is it a different safe than the one at the gas station?
PendelSteven: I remarked today on a stream by a Brazilian-born person the Portuguese knows how we pronounce "ei", a sin Eindhoven, wehre I lived for seven years
PendelSteven: But I think they write it as e
UponMyOath: Don't be a coward James
Dumori: I mean no risk no biscuit
DoodlestheGreat: It doesn't
PharaohBender27: katesScared
NightWingMistHawk: Wow that startled me
beckett_brass: @Dumori We die, no biscuit either.
Dumori: Yeah but what's the point of playing if you don't play to win, eh?
Tikosh_: 2 weapon boxes in the building you left, 2 jackets, shelf with stuff
UponMyOath: Man, I love sound design heavy games
Mithgar: @Dumori To have fun
PendelSteven: So I dunno, I think if you know Danish and Portuguese you can learn Dutch very quickly... But that's a rare combo anyhow
PendelSteven: :D
The_Quiet_Alestain: How do you pronounce Eindhoven in Dutch? Ei like in Ideal?
aerobeing: "You can see from the blood spatter"
PendelSteven: Well, that's the issue, the way we pronounce ei is not a vowel in English
ChekhovsCannon: Learning experience!
PharaohBender27: katesRip
PendelSteven: I don't even think it's a vowel in Spanish, Italian, French or German
Esquire__: tarkov scavs are little monsters
MAPBoardgames: If you need to find Escape from Tarkov, it's right next to F1 from Tarkov.
Dumori: We get the fastest AK in the East with the gift
Dumori: It's red gotta be fast
El_Funko: I think the biggest thing is the BP rounds and the NVGs
PendelSteven: This said, @The_Quiet_Alestain I think the city has adopted the English pronounciation of, well, as in the first vowel of i... Indhoven
El_Funko: I sold my NVGs and regretted it, it would've made night questing so much easier
Dumori: El_Funko 100% you get the 300k NVGs
aerobeing: MAPBoardgames, F1 from tarkov can be quite exciting when you get the best racers on that track.
Dumori: I just spent my last wipe playing trying to build the Red AK from all found in PMC raid loot as a weird personal goal
Dumori: so getting it this xmas was funny
Dumori: Not that I've claimed it yet
PendelSteven: And hey, @The_Quiet_Alestain there's google translate, just type in 'end' and translate it to Dutch, you'll get 'einde' and that's how you pronounce ein as in Eindhoven
Tikosh_: I hate it. Bad recoil
The_Quiet_Alestain: @PendelSteven I just listened to the dutch speaking of the name... and know what you mean now. Yeah, you have that in some languages. I, as a german, can not properly pronounce polish.
diamondmx: Ooh, xmas gift has docs case and ammo box.
Dumori: El_Funko do we know if the Xmas gift is diffrent for base this year?
Dumori: I know some years it has been
RechargeableFrenchman: @PendelSteven it's pronounced in Dutch more like "ai" right? Long "a" sound like in "plain". Still not exactly the same I think but more similar than "i".
Lord_Hosk: So much good stuff to give to other people
Tikosh_: Time for night time factory?
scratchmonkey: so would James have been better off disengaging from the scav and finding another angle after the scav started shooting initially?
aerobeing: You don't have to redeem this one all at once, AFAIK. If I'm not mistaken, it doesn't have a timer on it. So you can keep some of the stuff in this message until you actually want to use it.
Stripe_dog: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 45:09.
PendelSteven: @RechargeableFrenchman between the vowels in English plain, French plain and English I as in me
geisterloeffel: yeey im at the kill 12 pmcs with nade quest now bonjwaEisen
diamondmx: This one doesn't seem to have a time limit
PendelSteven: actually @RechargeableFrenchman between English and French plain
RechargeableFrenchman: That scans, I think I more or less know how that should sound
aerobeing: It didn't before, I just don't know if they changed it.
RechargeableFrenchman: That AKM is ridiculous
aerobeing: What I've usually done with it is just kept most of it in that message and then never gotten to it until a wipe. LUL
Dumori: We want to sell that 5th drum too?
ChekhovsCannon: Can we put the beard on?
OmegaMolecuIe: why does one want to escape from tarkov exactly?
The_Quiet_Alestain: Why is there a beard?
Dumori: OmegaMolecuIe full of angry ex PMCs and not goverment any more
PharaohBender27: @OmegaMolecuIe Because it's filled with scavs and competing PMCs who want to kill you?
The_Quiet_Alestain: Ah! Thanks!
ChekhovsCannon: Old man James
diamondmx: Can you combine the beard with the beard oil to make a higher level beard?
PharaohBender27: @diamondmx katesLol
Dumori: diamondmx saddly not
PendelSteven: So you're asking: can you upgrade your beard?
RechargeableFrenchman: That definitely should be a thing
PendelSteven: It's note 2031 yet, so no
RechargeableFrenchman: Wilson remains my favourite Don't Starve character because Beard Mecahanics
PendelSteven: I mean, we've got Bugsnax now, who knows what games we get in the future
RechargeableFrenchman: Ooh, SV98?
ChekhovsCannon: @RechargeableFrenchman Wilson gang!
The_Quiet_Alestain: Beard Mechanics... sounds a bit like a band name.
RechargeableFrenchman: Missed it being called on stream but that profile looks familiar
RechargeableFrenchman: @ChekhovsCannon there are dozens of us!
Kazman20a: heat haze
JadedCynic: messing the sights
PendelSteven: Ey
DoodlestheGreat: Nothing like spawning in with a wad of cash on you.
Dumori: That anti haze band and an open notch sight...
BrindleBoar: lrrCOW
JadedCynic: Alvin York always 'licked his front sight' before taking a shot, presumably to get rid of that when he was hunting
JadedCynic: 'cut the haze' he would say
PendelSteven: Guitah!
JadedCynic: El Kabong!
Tikosh_: Ragman > Therapist = Jaeger > Mechanic > Prapor > Skier > Piecekeeper > Fence for getting the most money when selling stuff
PendelSteven: El Kerrang!
PendelSteven: Although that's more electric guitar, I guess
Dumori: Was that a gun under the table or twitch makiugnt he thingy look blocky?
PhoebeTheGrey: I always sell stuff to my therapist when i find it out on my walks
PendelSteven: like IRL
PendelSteven: wait, what?
floydisnotpink: heyo :)
RechargeableFrenchman: If you're putting enough rounds through this thing to need four rounds you're probably in it real deep already or taking far more shots than you should be I think
RechargeableFrenchman: need four mags*
JadedCynic: @PendelSteven yeah, my therapist refuses cash and only takes payment in trade (barter)
Lord_Hosk: but before we get to the other camp we need to cap a scav
RechargeableFrenchman: optic hype
PendelSteven: It still looks cold
Dumori: Tarkov our game is hyper realistic
PendelSteven: I'm reminded of Mid Sweden and Finland
Dumori: Also Tarkov slap a red dot on your rifle with out tools in a feild and it shoots to zero
PendelSteven: maybe north
PendelSteven: And why am I thinking of Amelie now?
PendelSteven: It's like a community here or something
JadedCynic: fortunately for my arthritis, she likes the stories I write, so that works: 1 short-story told during a physio session and we're all even
ChekhovsCannon: We are a scav tho so drinking doesn't do anything right?
MAPBoardgames: I didn't think drinking vodka is a tough choice
Dumori: Is it worth wasting time to drink on a Scav?
Dumori: might as well just drop
PendelSteven: In soviet Tarkov vodka drinks you
PendelSteven: Tarkov student housing sucks
Dumori: the efficant drinking is a bigger deal on your PMC as you get eating XP
PendelSteven: eating XP?
PendelSteven: What is this? GURPS?
DVio141: Oh no, are we on woods?
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Dumori: Yeah you level up metabolism
Juliamon: We are a horsie
scratchmonkey: homf homf homf
RechargeableFrenchman: We properly innawoods now
ChekhovsCannon: That absolutely dropped our hydration
RechargeableFrenchman: Just downing straight sugar
wildpeaks: like you never eaten sugar cubes as a kid :D
DVio141: Woods is better now it's bigger but my god I still hate going there
Lord_ZYRK: Is that not what one does with sugar
SpoonfullOfSugar: sugar ate up a lot fo hydration
Dumori: RechargeableFrenchman even got da SKS
Juliamon: I always WANTED to eat sugar cubes, but we didn't have sugar cubes, just loose sugar
PendelSteven: I've eaten a whole put of Vitamin C tablets as a child...
PendelSteven: pot
RechargeableFrenchman: @wildpeaks sure, but when I was a kid I was a kid in like a diner or something and not a grown man innawoods holding a Russian rifle lol
PendelSteven: Probably why I'm so talkative now :P
RechargeableFrenchman: @Dumori right? All the better James found that SKS, helps fill out the RP
The_Quiet_Alestain: @PendelSteven that is not a bad thing.
PendelSteven: (that was a half Obelix analogy)
PendelSteven: hehe
JadedCynic: it's like keeping an ear for the birds nearby - when they fly away....well....
Tikosh_: But the usec camp has loot benginTraitor
ChekhovsCannon: But can you shoot the birds?
DVio141: There are birds but sadly you can't shoot them
PendelSteven: Yeah, I've read some things about the game on wiki
PendelSteven: "there are persons"
RechargeableFrenchman: Definitely a Bear convoy, those are old Soviet vehicles
PendelSteven: There are, but ...
RechargeableFrenchman: In case anyone was wondering
PendelSteven: "cause of lore"
PendelSteven: 'Cause you're Russian. Well okay.
MAPBoardgames: I can smell this forest :)
Mangledpixel: are there driveable vehicles in this, btw?
Dumori: MAPBoardgames that damp pine smell
PendelSteven: It's not Halo
Gen2Gengar: Hello James, hello Funko, hello chat
PendelSteven: Hey Gengar
MAPBoardgames: hello Gengar
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Gen2Gengar !
BrindleBoar: Mangledpixel no
Gen2Gengar: I wasn't here for the first stream, what's the tl;dr of this game?
Mangledpixel: ah, ty BrindleBoar
DVio141: The trees are going to start whispering to you if you spend too long on woods
MWGNZ: elfunkCat
Juliamon: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
F1SHOR: ohh hey a surprise funko again :)
Gen2Gengar: Thanks
Tikosh_: One of the power poles has a cache right next to it
Lord_ZYRK: Gen2Gengar looty scooty shooty
PendelSteven: And bad Soviet Tarkovs jokes if you dare
RechargeableFrenchman: @Gen2Gengar sort of like an instanced DayZ, or the Dark Zone from The Division
diamondmx: I hate that the game does not tell you that's what happened.
PendelSteven: Are those two TARDISses?
Dumori: PendelSteven just Turdises
PendelSteven: :)
RechargeableFrenchman: Online multiplayer "hardcore" shooter with minor RPG elements and a loot-based economy, for a more comprehensive approximation of what this is.
Lord_Hosk: I found a Thiiiiiccckkk weapon case on that platform ;)
Fanboy_of_Bolas: this looks like a really good game from watch+play
PendelSteven: Ey! Bunkah
Tikosh_: You can stay on the other side of the wall, mines are quite a bit away from it
brainbosh: Drink the water?
PhoebeTheGrey: xenomorph? ferociousShook
Lord_Hosk: we are running low on water
RechargeableFrenchman: If extraction is going to be a hot minute still that water is real good to just drink
Lord_Hosk: too late
RechargeableFrenchman: If it's going to be pretty quick here death from bullets is probably more dangerous than dehydration
PendelSteven: I think I'm actually faring better healthwise btw
Dumori: RechargeableFrenchman not that worth it as a scav
The_Quiet_Alestain: Just a tube of Xenomorph... like you find in the market.
PendelSteven: (better than two hours ago)
Mithgar: FYI - Scavs do have skills just like PMCs. They level-up things like Metabolism from eating / drinking.
Dumori: hydro doesn't carry between raid and you don't get any xp as a scav
Fanboy_of_Bolas: !lurk
PendelSteven: !advice
LRRbot: Never trust someone who paraphrases Cormac McCarthy.
Mithgar: Scav Skills are presistent
Dumori: Nah, I think scav have rando skills if any
brainbosh: They changed it this reset, right? Or last?
RechargeableFrenchman: @Dumori I meant more it's getting low enough that depending on how far extraction was it might be worth it
Lord_Hosk: Cause James is about to shoot this Scav in the face and loot his body ;)
DVio141: Scav skills don't carry over
PharaohBender27: tqsHype katesHype
RechargeableFrenchman: But it was so close it's not really a big deal
DVio141: As far as I'm aware
Dumori: Mithgar really I thought that was a to be added feature with ht epost launch SCA dlc
diamondmx: @Mithgar Are you saying that each player has multiple scavs they own and are tracked?
Mithgar: My scav has consistently gotten better stamina and metabolism skills from me running everywhere and eating. I doubt it will ever get elite, but it's been going up all wipe
Lord_Hosk: Murder tetris Murder tetris... dudunudnududundud pewpewpew
PendelSteven: Yes, I'm getting better... since I'm getting colder now :)
brainbosh: Scavs level up, but it may not be the skills that level? Unclear
DVio141: The skills can level up, but as far as I'm aware the skills and xp they have is just random between raids
Mithgar: fair point. It's all a rather nebulous and unknown system in the background. I may be seeing other things impacting my scav play
Dumori: Apprently scavs level up now and Karma apprently works too
Dumori: So if you kill scavs as a scav other scavs keep their distance
Dumori: but if you get PMC kills they follow you more
Dumori: DVio141 seems like that's not been the case for a while now unless they've changed back
Dumori: I always though it was random sub 5 skills
scratchmonkey: should he put the Docs bag in the secure container?
brainbosh: Never sell to Prapor
Dumori: scratchmonkey maybe, it's a much harder call early wipe and with the 4x4
DVio141: Depends on what keys he has
Mangledpixel: kitty!
MAPBoardgames: Kitty! spinaLove
PhoebeTheGrey: willoSleepy kitty
PendelSteven: riffDuffy
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf !
BrindleBoar: elfunkCat
aerobeing: @Dumori Ooh. Interesting.
Mithgar: @Dumori I know that the scav skills USED to be completely random. I'm fairly certain that end of last wipe, or start of this one, they got persistent skills. I can't confirm that, though, so if anyone has recent official statements to the effect, I'd default to that
Dumori: aerobeing some more scaning seems to be people do not know if scav skills do anything even if leveled off hand cause one ones gorund a scav enough to find out
PendelSteven: If anyone's noticing, yes, I like to watch bad films on rifftrax sometimes...
Lord_Hosk: Jaeger Mechanic Ragman Peacekeeper Therapis Skier Parapa I think is Pests order
ChrisGMiller: !next
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PendelSteven: Is that a genuine game title?
PendelSteven: Apparently it is
PendelSteven: In the vein of titles like 'Untitled Goose Game'
Dumori: Be glad it just doesn't fire when you put 5.56 in a .300 black out gun
Dumori: IRL your gun goes BOOM
Dumori: and you have a fun time
hmwd138: Who are we playing with?
Dumori: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
Dumori: Funko is coaching
PendelSteven: Funkoach
Dumori: saddly can't play together due to region/ping locks
MAPBoardgames: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
PendelSteven: In soviet Tarkov you lock region
Mysticman89: is constantly doing one task or another a form of natural progression, or are there stages where you're just kinda mindlessly doing runs to get money/xp?
LurkerSpine: so is the hope to pick a backpack up?
diamondmx: Can either fix heavy bleeds?
diamondmx: So you jam the whole IFAK in the hole in your chest? :D
MAPBoardgames: I have bad news for you James..
PendelSteven: In Soviet Tarkov idiots look like you
Dumori: That track suite is 100 Killa kills plus like 4mill or somthing STUPID
Dumori: I forget how much cause I've never done it
BenByTheWay: look at these cute boys playing dress-up
Lord_ZYRK: Never overlook the importance of looking cute while looting the bodies of your enemies
Mistborn83: is that an IKEA bag you are wearing
PendelSteven: It's an IDEA bag
Lord_ZYRK: Don't worry about it lrrBEEJ
Dumori: I deeply wonder how the game ends up if they ever do faction skills
Stoffern: Saturday lrrHAM day
nyquister_: + 1 day forward for AUS time?
Dumori: like every one ends up USEC cause more sniper skills
PendelSteven: Yeah well for Europe it's thursday as well
Dumori: Cause I know gamers
Lord_Hosk: IDEA bag.. Legally distinct from the other store in key ways... ;)
PendelSteven: most of Europe
Mistborn83: This game intimidates me
RayFK: Play Rust to the end
chaostreader: I love IDEA as a stand-in for IKEA.
scratchmonkey: this is a strong look
Mysticman89: 'rust' is my game of the moment and I'm trying to figure out what i want my 'end' to be
Dumori: No no the USEC only skills are optic and sniping based
MAPBoardgames: I appreciate your character's trigger discipline.
PendelSteven: (technically there are parts of Europe in Central America, it gets complicated)
Dumori: and the bear ones are RPK and AsH and recoil
Critterbot: Rust has gone through several makeovers. :D
Lord_ZYRK: Jordan is here 👀
PendelSteven: (*politically)
Dumori: but I think players tend to think sniping is better so I think first wipe with faction skills will lean hard to usec
Lord_ZYRK: Suddenly I want a Disney themed Battle Royale game
PendelSteven: Guh huh
PendelSteven: Gorsh
Dumori: Rat like, yes yes, slow when safe scury-fast when not be the Skaven
PendelSteven: Oh bother! I've been shot
Juliamon: "Oof ow my bones"
TwitchTVsFrank: rust is the game where james got killed by a 10 year old on voice chat during 18gac right?
Lord_ZYRK: "Well gawrsh Sora, I don't think that plate's gonna handle another 7.62 round. You better take it low and slow to extraction point, gyu-huk!"
MAPBoardgames: I will main Stitch in this fictional BR game.
PendelSteven: lol
Dumori: Did we delibratly not take a bag?
Dumori: Cause Ragman sells a few good ones a ll1 now
Lord_Hosk: Funko's other weakness is taking 700 rounds of ammo in and then dropping 600 on the ground to make room for loot ;)
Dumori: Quick rush marked room Kappa
Tikosh_: Does it even give metabolism exp if it does fill 0 thirst?
PendelSteven: Guitah!
AlchemicalPanda: Funko's Other Other weakness is grenades dropped by chat
Dumori: TBH with the aint RMT stuff marked room is spicy but it's not TICC case spicy
Dumori: there was something fun about getting item cases
GhassanPL: I hope this game has adjustable FOV
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ThePixelSavage: "do i care about tothpaste" ... well if youre gonna gulp down energy drinks like you do in the midst of an apocalypse you better start caring about detal hygene.
Dumori: Oh yeah it's not bad, it's just not got that 14mil and comically hard to carry out case
PendelSteven: That's quite a bit of months!
Neddy471: So we're basically playing every 90s action game with an operative and a "voice with an internet connection"?
PendelSteven: Ah, the busstation
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Dumori: Neddy471 exactly
Dumori: Funko is playing that one guy in control trying to get James out of Tarkov
PendelSteven: Go back whence ye came
Dumori: in the movie of this stream
Dumori: Oh yeah that's dorms
Tikosh_: Cache in the blue container
Dumori: Popcorn, automatic popcorn elfunkPopcorn
Dumori: Our arm is balcked out
Juliamon: oopsie
PendelSteven: Oil tanks, for refilling the busses. Obv.
Lord_Hosk: Building or boi... building or boi... what... could it be?
PendelSteven: well, okay, that's more pang pang than boom boom
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkChunk
PendelSteven: that was buck buck buck though
PendelSteven: :(
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkSad
scratchmonkey: it was all kicking off!
SohNata: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: Aw.
TheWriterAleph: lrrEFF jlrrFacepalm
niccus: rip
PMAvers: Killed by James' target audience. Oof.
JadedCynic: lrrGREED
Mistborn83: gameattackHolyPoop gameattackHolyPoop gameattackHolyPoop gameattackHolyPoop
PendelSteven: HahaThisisfine lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: I see missed a lrrJAMES katesRip while I was AFK
Lord_Hosk: Yeah... PoopyButtCheeks clapped him
Excalibur_1867_: hey everyone, how is the escaping going?
PendelSteven: Also very 90s nickname
the_one_and_only_kim: !next
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Juliamon: Excalibur_1867_ More deaths than last time, but some good loot anyway
odhtate: Evening James, evening chat
Excalibur_1867_: oh cool, ill have to watch the vod later
PendelSteven: evening tate
odhtate: it feels odd saying evening and not morning
MaelstronSolenor: out of curiosity, does the game not have a duo/teams mode?
PendelSteven: I dunno, technically it's night where I am
Neddy471: So is this game basically S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meets Division 2 Dark Zones?
Dumori: Yeah kinda
PendelSteven: It might also be the first game with well... IDEA in it
Dumori: One or two claimed Ex Stalker devs
wildpeaks: maybe one day we'll get James playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. :D
PendelSteven: you know what I mean
Neddy471: I definitely got heavy Stalker Vibes, but it felt a little bit less clunky.
Dumori: A lot of Russian devs claim ex stalker but did one freelance concept peice or so
PendelSteven: bang bang!
Dumori: I don’t know exactly Tarkovs devs credentials
Juliamon: There's a lot of Stalker vibes to it, regardless of dev claims
Dumori: Also Neddy471 I mean STALKER is what pushing 10 years old now
PendelSteven: In Soviet Tarkov credentials develop you!
Lord_Hosk: those arent regular plier they are 1337
Gen2Gengar: Call of Pripyat is more than 11 years old
Neddy471: @Dumori Of course, but a lot of STALKER's clunkiness was deliberate design decisions. I didn't notice weight and a lot of the modularity in the weaponry that made it impenetrable.
Dumori: I just don’t know just battleState has ex stalker devs and what they did with STALKER
PendelSteven: I want to see a spoof of these games once where you have a 1337 gun with 69 rounds
PendelSteven: Ratatatatata!
Tikosh_: I don't like how they handle the drops though. It encourages people to stream for 24h+ and that is probably not that healthy
Juliamon: "probably"
PendelSteven: rather scientificly proven
Dumori: Obligatory joke: Killa isn’t the “Scav Boss” he’s the “Slav Boss”
PendelSteven: (and definately not alternative facts, those things simply don't exist)
MWGNZ: parkour!
PendelSteven: (unless we're talking about alternative music facts or such...)
PendelSteven: We Super Mario now?
JadedCynic: compensator? muzzle attachment yeah
JadedCynic: gunpowder?
PendelSteven: Isn't that a punkrockband?
JadedCynic: that's Kompressor
PendelSteven: Pinhead Gunpowder, that was a punkrockband
Gen2Gengar: Is there a way to team up in this game?
JadedCynic: @PendelSteven oh! cool - TMYN <3
Dumori: yeah Gen2Gengar you can join a map with a squad, no IFF in game though but Funko and James are about 300+ping apart and the game kicks you at 150+ ping to a sever
Gen2Gengar: thanks
MAPBoardgames: GG!
JadedCynic: lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: what a good way to finish
PendelSteven: Yatta!
Dumori: No way to ID friend or Foe
JadedCynic: there's no 'hud - UI' to tell you friend-or-foe
Dumori: just spawn you same map near each other
PendelSteven: ting tingiting tingiting tingiting
JadedCynic: remember 1) what your friends are wearing, and always 2) where they are in relation to you :D
PendelSteven: tried to sing the Game Boy Tetris tune there
Dumori: I think you just get DC'd Funko
Tikosh_: I could play on the US server from Europe.. but not in this timeslot zzZ
PendelSteven: HSWP
JadedCynic: @PendelSteven of course - hum kalalinka B)
codetravis: can move the tan vest to the far left then rotate the armor into where the vest was
Dumori: I mean that might be a dumb way to give Jame a fun gun or load out assuming Battle state doesn't get mad about RMT stuff there
Dumori: Oh yeah 100% just kinda thinking last episode maybe
AlchemicalPanda: You know, for as much info as the keep on every damn item, you would think they would be able to know if it was his before or not
Dumori: but by then james could likely sell all his stash and flea market a goof load out too
PendelSteven: or a Goofy load in the Disney version
Dumori: up 100k on the day
Dumori: and only 50k of that was from out gift
Dumori: They changes things up every Tuseday and IDK quite why
PendelSteven: Some Russian meaning to the day perhaps
geisterloeffel: they change alot cause its beta! :D
Neddy471: What's the difference between Scav and PMC runs anyway?
PendelSteven: beta, to make it bettah
Dumori: I knowit's in beta but I mean more IDK the reasonings behind the changes
Neddy471: (Asking the peanut gallery)
geisterloeffel: got to level 30 rn, time to call it for the night^^, its getting late here, have fun all <3
PendelSteven: (in Soviet Tarkov the peanut gallery asks you)
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:56:50.
Dumori: I think when we get modular armour in maybe 1.13 well get more stacking allowed as armour wll only cover what it covers on the model (least thats the aim)
PharaohBender27: @Neddy471 IIRC, PMCs are *always* other players, whereas scavs are often (but not always) bots
ChekhovsCannon: And up to nearly 650k
Dumori: So I think you might be able to wear soft under plates or build armour sets
Neddy471: @PharaohBender27 So more or less it's a matter of difficulty - that Scavs have a kit and less aggro, but PMC have better customization but higher aggro?
Lord_Hosk: When you do a Scav run you get semi random gear, scavs treat you as an ally unless you attack one (turning them all against you) PMC you take in your gear, you level up by doing things, and everyone is against you.
PendelSteven: multitool, technically it's called a multitool
PharaohBender27: @Neddy471 That sounds right, but someone who knows this game might be able to give a better answer
Neddy471: @Lord_Hosk Ah, thanks. Was having difficulty parsing it out.
JadedCynic: @PendelSteven It's LITERALLY called a Leatherman (which is a brand name so 'Leatherman™' - but then there could the 'Kleenex Factor' at some point)
MAPBoardgames: Use rubles instead?
Dumori: That's currently Pests Shotgun ammo of choice I think given it's flesh dmg
PendelSteven: @JadedCynic (exactly why I said that)
Tikosh_: Didn't the workbench use 3 screws and bolts?
Neddy471: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the help regardless. :-)
PendelSteven: (see also: Xerox - yuck - machine)
JadedCynic: I'd use the term the devs use, because they MIGHT have *another* item that's similar but called "Multitool"...
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
rabbitgta: <3
TheWriterAleph: Thanks for the stream, guys!
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Lord_Hosk: !funko
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Firnsarwen: Thanks James and thanks Funko for being James' Guru! It's been really fun to learn about this game!! lrrHEART jlrrPillow
The_Quiet_Alestain: Thanks for the stream!
Tikosh_: o/
Excalibur_1867_: lrrHEART Thanks guys!
NotCainNorAbel: We're a variety streamer.
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the stream!
AlchemicalPanda: Woop woop Funko!
Firnsarwen: Inventory Management lrrBEEJ
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AlchemicalPanda: <3 Hosk
Firnsarwen: Byeeeee!
JadedCynic: @Firnsarwen put it in your resume as "Logistics Administrator" :D
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r10pez10: what dis
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r10pez10: is it like jigsaws?
RandomTrivia: Apparently it's literally jigsaw puzzles, but on Steam
PendelSteven: I lost internet for a few minutes
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RandomTrivia: So look forward to chat advice of "Move that piece left"
r10pez10: !chat
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DentedPockets: Puzzles!
PendelSteven: I'll quickly recylce my fluids though
lithopseffect: no, not that piece, the other one
SnackPak_: The piece from 5 seconds ago
RandomTrivia: ("what do you mean stream delay?")
control_rig: !!!
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PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
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savorycookie: lrrSIGNAL !
Morendur: I'm several hours early for Tarkov aren't I ......
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSCOOP
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chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive LuvGift PrideTake PrideWingR
Morendur: I mean, I don't mind being on time for CTS instead lol
RandomTrivia: Ooh, you can practically taste the rotating Hammond cabinet
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Halinn: lrrSIGNAL
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Sarah_Serinde: Morendur Tarkov just ended
NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur Tarkov just ended
chaostreader: @morendur Um. Your several hours late for Tarkov.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Morendur tarkov just finished
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Sarah_Serinde: Mondays are the late days, Wednesday and Friday are earlier
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for an adrenaline fueled Crossing the Streams! @coachNellyMTG @LunarJade @goatprince @apsalar are getting into some hardcore Jigsaw action with Puzzles with your Friends! 📷 ||
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NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur Or or...You about 69 (nice) hours early for Tarkov
Halinn: Several hours early for tarkov... vod to be uploaded to youtube
PendelSteven: And hey, 2:00 am is a not uncommon time to reset a server, flush some cache and thus have some internet problems
vellebastet: hello!
Morendur: sigh, I know there is a VOD, but darn it all, I'm hip deep in several client globals because MSFT effed up 365, and this just crushes my soul a little more ;.;
PendelSteven: (especially mid week since they expect people to be at work while I'm off)
NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur Ouch. As some that had 21 hours in already this week and didn't work Sunday I feel yeah.
NotCainNorAbel: 21 hours at the start fo tday
Sarah_Serinde: That is too many hours
Morendur: yeah I was at.... 28 when today started?
Morendur: I mean, I "willingly" work 2 jobs that are both basically full time so.... kind of my own fault >.>
kalira77: oof
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NotCainNorAbel: Yes, it is too many hours. Things are popping off at my work so just staying on top of things.
Morendur: oof does certainly sum it up though yes haha
NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur Working two jobs at a total of full time always seems like more than full time.
NotCainNorAbel: lrrFINE
AngelicKnighthood: lrrFINE
ViralStitch: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: lrrFINE
kalira77: lrrFINE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrFINE
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ShortRound2099: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Halinn: lrrFINE
Anemscol: lrrFINE
RomanGoro: Truth be told, not everything is Fine
ScurvyMitch: thegam139Fine
Morendur: @NotCainNorAbel No you misunderstand I think, I work 2 FULL time jobs, not 2 jobs for full time XD
TheOneCalledStu: lrrFINE the8bitGO lrrFINE
NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur You are insane
Morendur: I work 5x10, 2x12, & 3x5
RandomTrivia: Here we gooooooo!
PendelSteven: MercyWing1 lrrFINE MercyWing2
Morendur: @NotCainNorAbel you aren't wrong.....
Bobtheninjagoldfish: IMMINENT BANGER
sleepyneutrino: Woop
Sheikun07: aw yeeeeeeee
expat_with_cat: Woo!
coyoteofthenine: who is under the mask in the intro?
PendelSteven: 1st time I've seen that intro. Props.
TheWriterAleph: we're HEEERE
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
sheqesi: You are all amazing!! ❤️
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NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur I know really understand why you would like the little things like getting to see the stream you expect. Enjoy this anyway.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No jigsawing each other.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Nelson, lrrHEATHER , lrrMATT , and lrrCORI !
PendelSteven: Well, hi all
mitomanox: give me a C
Sheikun07: Puzzles baybee
TheWriterAleph: is Billy the Puppet here?
SnackPak_: The Kings recreation!
mitomanox: give me a T
circusofkirkus: head to head jigsaw
RandomTrivia: 2,000 piece pickup?
PendelSteven: I think I'm going to see this AFK, so (you might know the drill)
mitomanox: give me an [redacted]
niccus: that gradient is giving strong yearbook portrait vibes
KeytarCat: Oh dear, this could be weird
circusofkirkus: is there a chess clock involved?
PendelSteven: Good luck! Have fun! Be safe! Wash your hands! Bye bye!
lasersuit: throw the puzzle on the ground?
Morendur: @NotCainNorAbel Oh I shall, it was just like, dang it, can't even get the stream time right XD
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Paul voice! gabyLul
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: Hey lrrPAUL !
NotCainNorAbel: Nelson is in full Dad mode with that sweater.
kalira77: @morendur as long as you're getting paid for your time and you can handle everything lifewise, good on you, friend. I can understand how stressful that might be.
NightWingMistHawk: Hello Paul! :D
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2459 patrons for a total of $19,063.23 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: So smooth Cori
coachNelly: @NotCainNorAbel you know it
shurtal: is it possible to troll your friends and hide puzzle pieces?
LinearGif: Unlimited power
Bobtheninjagoldfish: as someone who lives the Cardigan life, Nelson is rocking it.
NotCainNorAbel: @Morendur I tried to start a Thursday meeting today. Not like it went out to 300+ people that I started the meeting... lrrSPOT
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patbaer: 13 months? That's almost one year!
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expat_with_cat: Hot hot puzzle co-op jigsaw action. I’m in.
Halinn: You say coop, but can you deliberately get in the way of one another?
coyoteofthenine: to the DEATH!!!!!!!
PendelSteven: 2020SpeakUp SingsNote ?
circusofkirkus: why not?
Anemscol: coward
lasersuit: wut
NightWingMistHawk: I beg your pardon?
fastlane250: uh
xantos69: Look I have watched stranger things on the internet...
expat_with_cat: Did I hear that right?
RealGamerCow: Well now I gotta know
BrowneePoints: Catgirls were a mistake
interiorexplosion: cat emotes?
fastlane250: memes!
Sarah_Serinde: So chat, I hope I don't need to say this, backseating please :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @xantos69 I too have netflix
LinearGif: Oh I've got it, just put that big piece in the corner onto the board
RealGamerCow: Isn't that what the box is for?
savorycookie: doot doot doot doot
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lithopseffect: i'm geeking out about this music right now
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: OMG it's actual co-op
RandomTrivia: This is the best thing ever
Thatwasademo: put all the pieces into the pieces that they fit into
mitomanox: cute music and tender interactions <3
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
coyoteofthenine: do them upside down with your hands tied behind your back
SilentOptimist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
SilentOptimist: not what i expected out of crossing the streams. i actually love it
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LadyAiluros: these pieces are huge
Brozard: brozarPlus1 brozarPlus1 brozarPlus1
Riandisa: I had one of those borderless puzzles that come with extra pieces that don't fit anywhere
circusofkirkus: is this simulator true to life? is there a piece that's on the floor
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yay... capitalism
fastlane250: totally not boosted imagery
patbaer: I did a real actual animal crossing puzzle on my stream and gave up because turns out I don't like solving jigsaw puzzles
NarishmaReborn: all the pieces are already in the correct orientation
RandomTrivia: Cori going for the edgy strat :D
SkylerRingtail: *Blinks* Is it just me, or do all the non-edge pieces have the same shape
Morendur: @kalira77 Yup, no unpaid work for me :P @NotCainNorAbel Yeah.... yesterday I freaked out as one of my Weds analysts wasn't in.... on Tuesday -.- lol
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
expat_with_cat: Is there a time limit before the cat comes and sits and/or knocks pieces off?
Thatwasademo: if only the ingame chat was twitch chat
TwitchTVsFrank: pieces cant spin this is easy mode
mitomanox: dad talk
kalira77: what the heck was that devil thing that just rolled all over the screen?
RealGamerCow: Nelson, The Apologist
Sarah_Serinde: I've been feeling like doing a puzzle for a little while now, but that's...really not workable in my tiny space, so maybe I should do this haha
BrowneePoints: That ostensibly makes Nelson the most powerful member of LRR sans paul
mitomanox: miss no jokes
lirazel64: *eyes twitch* Why aren't you telling me when streams I have set to *notify* start?
shurtal: i mean, you can just get business cards printed, you don't HAVE to have a job that requires them
Sarah_Serinde: I have never had a business card from a paying job...
Sarah_Serinde: I have had a couple though
SilentOptimist: card says 'BUSINESS'
coyoteofthenine: I did working for AWA I still have a box
NotCainNorAbel: I was given 500 cards at one job. I gave away 3. The rest are bookmarks
kalira77: @lirazel64 same though :(
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:03.
fubargames: Can those pieces rotate? Or do you get rotation for free?
SnackPak_: mood
RealGamerCow: One of the engineers where I work makes laser-engraved aluminum business cards to test his lasers. They are rad. And sharp.
jessieimproved: I don't wanna go to bed either
KartoffelKaiser: bedtime NotLikeThis
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
RandomTrivia: Mini-Salahub is a mood
LadyAiluros: someday you will LOVE to go to bed kiddo
floki4242: big mood
SilentOptimist: @realgamercow, Metal!
expat_with_cat: That sounds familiar.
BogglesUrMind: Dang, I remember when I didn't want to go to bed. Now I just wanna bed in bed all day every day
djalternative: who here does want to go to bed?
rainbowmage42: In the Army, many upper NCOs and Officers have business cards they give to other soldiers
Sarah_Serinde: lirazel64 I believe it's still a thing that Twitch doesn't send out a notification if it's been less than 4 hours since the last one, and there was a stream immediately before this one
Halinn: 3DPD
TehAmelie: there used to be coin operated machines that would print business cards for you. though now i guess we just have printers
mercano82: Bed64 added a whole new dimension to sleep
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Matt gabyLul
RandomTrivia: A "House Matt"
NotCainNorAbel: lrrWOW
lasersuit: matt wasn't allowed to go outside
coyoteofthenine: I'm an inside kid grown up
fubargames: I'm watching FROM bed
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I had a 3D R2D2 puzzle!
sydnius: The Black Bulls' base never looked sunnier
Sarah_Serinde: It made boops and everything
Lord_ZYRK: Sometimes he'd slip out through the garage when bringing groceries in, and BOY HOWDY trying to get him back in the house was a real chore.
kalira77: Puzz 3D!
SnackPak_: I have a friend that describes themselves as an indoor cat
NotCainNorAbel: I did one of those of big ben. It as neat.
Sarah_Serinde: kalira77 Yesssss
djalternative: I have a wooden 3D puzzle on my desk
ShaneLeeAtk: Modge Podge!
Zanzabar_: We had a Camelot 3D puzzle we found at a yard sale when I was younger
niccus: is paul 80?!