TehAmelie: Tessa Thompson is always scary if she's not on your side
RayFK: Mist, foretell
circusofkirkus: play a second spell to gain 2
chasm_of_chaos: hay graham is there any plains on doing a lore origins with kaldheim like you did with theros?
RayFK: I think raven
Diabore: i like blast
CreedSukai: horn, alpha strike next round
kalku__: Foretold the Raven: Nevermore!
Diabore: we have 11 in the air with blast
BodaciousNia: it would be
Diabore: pre pump
monkeyrama: It would be so bad LUL
RayFK: OH GOD NO KATHLEEN
Sharkfists: lrrWOW
circusofkirkus: LUL
BodaciousNia: @LoadingReadyRun Remember Interrupts??
RayFK: Don't open pandora's box of white mana
RayFK: *pandoras
RayFK: Just punch em
monkeyrama: Nice!!
Evochron13: seems really more like red's and black's colour pie for randomness and despair from pandora's box
Diabore: lethal is lethal
RayFK: Exactsies...nuts
Sharkfists: sharkf11JAM sharkf11JAM
Diabore: fair enough
circusofkirkus: that was a cool deck :D
Diabore: this deck is absured
Kaorti: @RayFK gottem!
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MrPolyK: DOOM
circusofkirkus: :O no way
Sharkfists: god it's like you're married or something
monkeyrama: LUL
gualdhar: it's almost like you know each other
serramarkov: Yay, Graham! Kathleen feel better.
RayFK: Quarantine yo
HalcyonPrime9: hope you feel better kathleen
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RayFK: It has done a NUMBER on me and my SO for shared speech
TheMandrew: awwww
Sharkfists: d'aww
richard_ermen: D'awwww
ComradeMik: it's like you've been together for like 20 years at this point
Evochron13: dawww
magical_writer: awww
monkeyrama: Not even James? NotLikeThis
TheWooglie: Graham tried to get away for this stream
chasm_of_chaos: is there a plans for a lore origins for kaldheim like with theros. i loved that vid
HalcyonPrime9: awww
TheMandrew: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
TotallyNotaBeholder: I bet she's not including the cats
gualdhar: sweet
Octonomicon: aww
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LongestJohnsGaming: Greetings! :)
Sharkfists: yaaaaahh!
Angelic_Bovines: Oh my god
rocketjohn: It is
TotallyNotaBeholder: The The Longest Johns?
Sharkfists: it sure is!
Mr_Horrible: hahaha, that's great!
BodaciousNia: Awesome :D
rocketjohn: Yes, it is them. They play sea of thieves a lot
kalku__: Love you Johns, no matter how long you are!
LongestJohnsGaming: :O Very very yes!!!
BodaciousNia: I loved watching them singing shanties in games
kalira77: community Wellerman project
LongestJohnsGaming: Yeah, mass community sing of Wellerman
Sharkfists: ljgami1Heart ljgami1Heart ljgami1Heart
ContingentCat: math is hard
monkeyrama: Sweet!
LongestJohnsGaming: Thank you so much! ljgami1Heart ljgami1Heart
TheM8: SCREEn time
shurtal: quit being real, Graham
circusofkirkus: chasm_of_chaos I think it's this weeks TCC
Dumori: LongestJohnsGaming hoping to make the UK tour this November Not sure what gig
HalcyonPrime9: lol
chasm_of_chaos: my fav streams are now colliding the matrix is breaking down
Simriel: hah. The joke is our life is just screams now.
circusofkirkus: *TTC
petey_vonwho: i look at bad screen and good screen at the same time
TotallyNotaBeholder: Love the Sea of Thieves content @LongestJohnsGaming that and the general awesome music you make
Simriel: screens
CardKingdom: Gotchu boo
Simriel: And also screams.
Front_Ranger: lol
crimall: Thanks G
sfn____: oh hey i just got here
richard_ermen: This is going to be....fascinating ^^
RayFK: A plastic love
sfn____: oh pog ian content
Mysticman89: sounds like ian
circusofkirkus: sounds taosty
Dumori: Oooooh a Sunbeam FANCY!
Robot_Bones: thank you for coming, thank you for staying, thank you for watching the show SingsNote
Sharkfists: he's giving it "modern love"
RayFK: The man is going to bone a toaster
ContingentCat: Do any of us ever know what Ian is going to do?
BodaciousNia: only Ian
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
shurtal: Things
Mysticman89: we may need to shower after
Sharkfists: I don't even think Ian does
serramarkov: Ian will always entertain us.
Mysticman89: especially the 5 people in the audience who get his jokes and really appreciate them
HalcyonPrime9: @ContingentCat toaster... things... the stars are unclear
serramarkov: I get some of his jokes.
Juliamon: ooooh
monkeyrama: Oh my
Diabore: secrets
ritchards: cool, was wondering about that
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I missed it, what did he say? Was it checkpoint episode?
HalcyonPrime9: secret g tech
lirazel64: Ian is going to revive an artifact
EvilBadman: Checkpoint in 10ish
DeM0nFiRe: Oh nice
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian found his thrifting white whale, a 70’s Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster. Join him tonight to crack it open, clean it up, and give the wiring some modern love. Game: Let's Fix a Toaster) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (1m from now).
Mysticman89: I apreciate that it refers to a "game"
Lord_ZYRK: Isn't that the toaster that goes up and down automagically
DeM0nFiRe: I could totally see some VR tech demo-y game called "Let's Fix a Toaster" having been released around 2016 or so
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Hexi_Lexi: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
HundreydAundre: Nooooooo....NOOOoooo...oh, wut. There's a Tinker'RR at Nigh.
TehAmelie: i recall a sketch where they design a toaster by committee and it's terrible
ArdCollider: My Summer Toaster
kalira77: @Lord_ZYRK yes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TehAmelie what? that sketch is great
HundreydAundre: Anyway, seeing much Rust strems but not much into rust...
TehAmelie: yeah only the toaster is terrible
TehAmelie: it toasts two and a half slices. . .
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "What if we ask people how many slices it should toast, and then make that"
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It’s time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, and Ian found his thrifting white whale. Tune in as we restore a Sunbeam Radiant Control toaster from the 70s to glory! http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtbKWY1UcAIrx7H.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1357494827433091073
Juliamon: Look at that cute friend!
korvys: Oh, this is that toaster that Technology Connections was such a big fan of
Anaerin: It is indeed.
Hexi_Lexi: @Juliamon YOURE a cute friend!
IsaTheEngie: this is the toaster I grew up with and it recently keeled over, so I'm interested in seeing what Ian's going to do with it
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Juliamon: Aww Hexi_Lexi /// You too!
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elah806: So Ian, what makes this particular toaster your white whale?
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Dumori: korvys my fav thing about this toaster is it's a rare collectors item in the Mortal Engines film
RandomTrivia: Oh thank goodness, it's a different piece of art! lrrHEART
felipe_modesto: uuuh its one of those retro toaster! :O
felipe_modesto: I remember this from the Technology connection's youtube channel. toit
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian, your Toast Host.
Mysticman89: is that picture new? I recall there being prominent teeth in ians background
Sientir: Same, felipe.
Dumori: Yeah sunbeams are super cool and very NA only QQ
TheWriterAleph: Your Hostest with the Toastest
zerg539: this is objectively the best toaster ever made
petey_vonwho: oh no, that looks like the toaster my mom has been using since before I was born...
RandomTrivia: That picture is infinitely less unsettling than the other one
Anaerin: C'mon feel the noize suppression?
DoodlestheGreat: MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.... toast.
TheWriterAleph: YEAH! TOAAAST!
Nuurgle: you get married
Lord_ZYRK: Support your local toaster farmers, folks
Anaerin: You inherit toasters, I believe.
Dumori: I want a good toaster and a good kettel
korvys: The Antique Toaster that's Better than Yours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
CaptainAmero: I kinda want that Battle Royale poster
HorusFive: your bank sneaks into your house and leaves them while you sleep
HalcyonPrime9: technology connections is great
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha, I was gonna ask if the episode of Technology Cconnecctons is what made you want to get the toaster
Dumori: CaptainAmero who don't now they've seen it
CastleOtranto: That was such a good video
ArdCollider: oh hey my grandmother had that toaster
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ah the sound of screaming controllers, must be time for a CheckPoint! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIDgTVvBWWE || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1357496248060678144
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RavingPenguin: Oh man is that the perfect toaster?
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CaptainAmero: @Dumori true enough
KeytarCat: Just gonna blind us with that chrome :P
Stoffern: COOL TOASTER
felipe_modesto: F U N K Y
Anaerin: "Modern"
Lord_ZYRK: Shiny and chrome
TehAmelie: we've already been to Valhalla and now we're shiny and crhome
Nuurgle: also plays VHS tapes
Mysticman89: some would say 1 kilowatt
r10pez10: TIL toast is magnetic
LurkerSpine: I mean, 1000 watts is also a lot of energy. Just like nowadays it's hard to get a microwave over 1000 watts
Anaerin: Electromagnetic, technically
LightingExpert13: @LoadingReadyRun what is the story of the poster behind you? I know it isn't a toaster
r10pez10: hey chat look we can see us in the toaster
TheWriterAleph: mmm shinyyy
RandomTrivia: Technically bread is magnetic but toast is not. Once it's done the electromagnet can't hold it down lrrBEEJ
Snowcookies: hellmouth sunbeam?
Mysticman89: 1000 watts is more than twice the draw of my entire computer set up
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends!! Is tonight going to be full of Resistance and ohm puns??
Dumori: I know they made them up to 1990 it seems
r10pez10: oh wow
Bobtheninjagoldfish: TTSF HYPE!
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne I don't know watt you're talking about
SnackPak_: witchcraft!
korvys: The Yoshi of toasters
TheMerricat: just joined and should have figured Ian is a Technology Connections fan.... :D
Mysticman89: I don't know if I could toast toast on my cpu thought if I used bread instead of a heatsink
LordZarano: Technology Connextras also has a video about "Fixing the Sunbeam Toasters" Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster--Repair and Modernization: https://youtu.be/2vcdbtAca0Y
TehAmelie: so if a self-aware robot would call itself a toaster out of self-denigrating humor, should you cheer them up by saying "if you're a toaster you must be a sunbeam radiant control"?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I WIsh you the best of toaster luck, Ian.
Electrodyne: Electricity puns are very very coul...omb
Texan_Reverend: I'm really excited about this toaster!
r10pez10: toasters without levers are like elevators without buttons
felipe_modesto: is it on?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I just had a bit of a LRR Tragedy. My Roadquest waterbottle jsut broke...
Driosenth: check other side?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Bobtheninjagoldfish oh nooooo
Hexi_Lexi: @Bobtheninjagoldfish oh no!
RandomTrivia: (that was close)
IsaTheEngie: @driosenth onky the one side has the activation lever
LiamRos: Im getting a weird deja vu. Was there another TTSF awhile ago with toasters Ian talked about a Sunbeam... cause I swear I remember toaster talk with Ian about this before... Maybe it came up at Desert Bus at some point.
RealGamerCow: r10pez10 the first time I did the "swipe your card and the elevator will take you to the correct level", I was highly disturbed.
Anaerin: 1375 Watts?! Holy!
Electrodyne: someone get @bobtheninjagoldfish a new tank, stat
KeytarCat: Hope those aren't magots
r10pez10: here for that crumb content
RealGamerCow: Someone likes everything bagels
LurkerSpine: all the sesame seeds
DeM0nFiRe: Oof wonder how old those crumbs are lol
MythosMagic: Look how gross the interior is lmao oof that is horrid.
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, someone liked to toast sesame seed bagels in that thing.
TehAmelie: someone might have needed to use some toastaags
TehAmelie: toastabags even
Anaerin: I mean, it's at least 40 years old
ContingentCat: exciting
TheMerricat: @liamros he did it was a good while back and I want to say he was doing toaster repair on Graham's toater
LurkerSpine: oof
DeM0nFiRe: It stole your bread! Fight it!
LurkerSpine: ooh*
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So this plug can go in the trash and we can replace it as part of the project.
RandomTrivia: That was a satisfying sinking motion
Greypelt: Ian, that's bread...not toast....JUST YET
r10pez10: over/under on the spring being so strong the toast lands in ian's mouth
Solid_Fuel: why is not polarized bad? is it not just a resistor inside
korvys: SHortest TTSF every
r10pez10: short stream today then!
Mysticman89: good stream
korvys: *ever
PMAvers: Yeah, TOAST!
RandomTrivia: Great stream everyone! Thanks for coming!
DeM0nFiRe: Episode's over, see you in a couple weeks Kappa
Spacepup: Thanks for coming everybody see you next stream!
ElementalAlchemist: good show everyone
Questhere: can we mod it to play doom now?
ContingentCat: Now to replace the plug?
ElementalAlchemist: We made it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good stream everyone! Go watch LRL on YouTube again or something.
Mysticman89: I looked away and didn't see what we did, but still, good job
r10pez10: different shaped elements on either side
TehAmelie: someone has to invent a breader to let you turn toast back to bread. and why wouldn't that someone be Ian?
SnackPak_: beefy coils
Electrodyne: And now Ian toasts things for the next two hours
ArdCollider: it is wild hot, yes, I feared it as a kid
Anaerin: @Solid_Fuel Short answer, the neutral is connected to the metal case, and the live is switched. If you connect it the wrong way round, the case is live.
RavingPenguin: Okie doke, see you next week everyone
Hexi_Lexi: 1250W, jeez thats a lot of power for toast
kalira77: yeah you're gonna have to let that baby cool down for a while before you play around in it, lol
CastleOtranto: Crunchy Time!
Solid_Fuel: @Anaerin OH! yeah that is bad!!
Mr_Whyt: magic!
RandomTrivia: (every time Ian says "toast" I can only think of the crapshot "The Toast" my brain is broken halp)
offbeatwitch: i ate yer toast maate
RandomTrivia: *zooooooooop*
Anaerin: Around the middle is a single, long nichrome wire, which stretches when it heats up.
kalira77: @Anaerin toast yourself at the same time as your bread!
RandomTrivia: Now I just want toast
Questhere: yeahc toast!
ContingentCat: Ooo slowly raising toast not just flung into the air
TheWriterAleph: b-e-a-utiful
call_me_Aras: Ya toast!
ghyllnox: What are we drinking tonight?
Hexi_Lexi: thats a good lookin toast
DiscordianTokkan: Good Toast!
offbeatwitch: hand from offscreen
ghyllnox: Hi Cori!
elah806: Right on cue
HalcyonPrime9: cori hand
korvys: Ah, the toast-removal-Cori
Countzeroor: So, it's golden and brown. Is it delicious?
LurkerSpine: is it regular crispy
KeytarCat: Perfect toast! Even has the face of my god (Toastus Toast) on it!
CastleOtranto: That's a heckin' toasty!
DoodlestheGreat: YEAH TOAST!
offbeatwitch: Maddeningly Good Toast
ContingentCat: Yeah toast!
RealGamerCow: I have not owned a toaster for...20 years? Not enough counter space and I like to griddle my toast with butter.
LordZarano: And it can even toast from frozen without being adjustment!
stiggygames: I just tuned in, this a radiant sunbeam toaster?
KeytarCat: hehe, toast based on mass
Anaerin: @stiggygames It is indeed.
ArdCollider: yep, @stiggygames
Hexi_Lexi: bi metallic strips? i prefer gay metallic strips Kappa
ContingentCat: @stiggygames yup
KeytarCat: Yes! Excite!
Anaerin: Toast based on reflected infra-red.
mitomanox: cool technology
stiggygames: I saw the toaster in the thumbnail and was like "Ohhhh baby, I recognise that"
offbeatwitch: the sunbeam is basically the ultimate nerd toaster
stiggygames: I've wanted one of these for ages
Greypelt: "it works!" .... now time to make it *NOT WORK*
LongestJohnsGaming: I love it!
pn55: hot technology!
mitomanox: a man and his methods
ElementalAlchemist: Ian®: Strong opinions on toast.™
xantos69: Ever since I found out about this toaster I have wanted one. I don't even toast things.
Mysticman89: I wonder how varied the heat capacities of various different breads is
LurkerSpine: Next TTSF: Ian replates the toaster
elah806: We are gonna make SO much test toast aren't we
Anaerin: Well, yeah, 1375 watts of heating power will do that!
Driosenth: If it is 1250W 120V I would recommend 14 AWG min for the wall outlet to toast cable, For the internals, I would recommend wires with silicone insulation.
RealGamerCow: Throw it in a tub, that will cool it off.
Majickthise: Ground is good!
Ivalenz_: Rhetorical question, why do I see Ian turning this toaster into a dual iPhone wireless charger?
TheWriterAleph: people who don't have strong opinions about toast have never had a reaaally good piece o' toast
offbeatwitch: the neutral wire is bonded to ground so it's basically fine
LordZarano: And add more insulation around the power wires hopefully. They weren't good with electrical safety in the 70s
Anaerin: @Driosenth No silicone insulation here, it's asbestos all the way!
ContingentCat: yup, thicc is hot
Dumori: NA plugs scare me I'll keep my foot killing UK ones
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we send all the toast to Beej Heather Cameron (and give to Cori) and tell them to eat the bread?
offbeatwitch: i'm love uk plugs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dying would be bad.
TehAmelie: only operate your toaster one-handed
TheWriterAleph: i thought you were gonna say, "could make this toaster EXPLODE"
stiggygames: UK plugs are best plugs, I'll fight y'all if you say otherwise
PMAvers: Safety third!
ArdCollider: the 1970s were wild and basically everything could murder you
Dumori: UK plugs rank above lego on the bad foot steppy scale
Dumori: They are the WORST
corianderd: Wolfstrike_NL we can 100% give more toast to Cori
Dumori: but they are also the best plug design
TheMerricat: do they still sell uk appliances with the plug wired and make you put it on yourself?
pn55: Yea, UK plugs hurt! (but at least won't kill you)
Majickthise: iToast
Dumori: pn55 indeed
niccus: i thought apple stopped using skeuemorphism
Anaerin: So it's going to be an iToaster.
offbeatwitch: you might have some trouble getting that cord thru the strain relief, that'll be part of the fun
TheMerricat: without the plug wired evdn
Dumori: also I've not made the step on a plug in years
stiggygames: @TheMerricat that hasn't been a thing in a looooong time thankfully
Anaerin: de TRY tus. Let's TRYtus.
Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy: No plugs are already on
TehAmelie: i must say i have never managed to step on a power cord contact
ritchards: paper down to catch the crumbs!
LadyAiluros: ew
stiggygames: @TheMerricat for context, I'm 29 and I have no memory of that being a thing, I just know it used to be a thing
DeM0nFiRe: WutFace
Mysticman89: years of falvour
Dumori: Mmmmmm crumbs
Mysticman89: flavour even
TheWriterAleph: aren't people just the worst
Wolfstrike_NL: it adds to the taste
Hexi_Lexi: yuk!!!
ContingentCat: there's history in those crumbs
SnackPak_: da bits! da bits!
Anaerin: You don't, Ian, it comes away with the bottom plate.
LurkerSpine: it's just a seasoned toaster
chaotic_good_ferret: 10/10 quality entertainment
TehAmelie: i love it when the bread crumbs have been left alone to begin to decompose into indelible grease
Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy: And i'm 37 and have no memory of that either
Anaerin: Stripped threads?
TheMerricat: @stiggygames hehe that would track, I only knew about it from a grandparent complaining about it from a trip to Europe. :)
fmerl: it's like tea; you never clean the teapot and the patina just becomes part of the flavor over time
CastleOtranto: Chat, this is not a cast iron skillet. Ghosts of toasts past are not helping.
Anaerin: Toast Ghost!
ComradeMik: @CastleOtranto not with that attitude they won't
ToastyLoaff: TooooOOOOOOAAAAAAAaaaaast
niccus: a sunbeam poaster
corianderd: the poster is mine
ComradeMik: you gotta appease the toast ghosts
RandomTrivia: It's a really cool poster. I kinda want one
Dumori: Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy I know how to wire a plug but I've not seen an unplugged applance since I was a child (am also 29)
Mysticman89: important to have boundaries, particularly when it comes to posters
call_me_Aras: I know there's not much that can be done about it now, but it probably would be better if the camera was pulled back a bit
ContingentCat: it's a good poster, I was admiring it before
kalira77: cori asserting that ownership :D
CastleOtranto: @ComradeMik Maybe I'm using the wrong bread.
ToastyLoaff: the tossing bucket
Anaerin: Toss it right into the ultrasonic cleaner...
Dumori: But also my Dad worked in a elctroincs repair/hobby store so we got odd things
Inkymouse: Oh wow that's a sad toaster
RandomTrivia: Oh no that is horrendous
ContingentCat: ah the ghosts of toast past
TehAmelie: today i read a thing with a Victorian era British officer who loved to break his teacups to punish his servants for pouring the tea in before the milk. so silly
ritchards: jlrrNO
RandomTrivia: Ewwwwww
DeM0nFiRe: That is hella gross lol
ComradeMik: the difficulty zone is what i call my life
niccus: the splash one
TheWriterAleph: grody to the max
Inkymouse: ewwww I'm eating breakfast!
ElementalAlchemist: ew
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
Dumori: Decades of CRUMB
Anaerin: Crumbs, DM!
ritchards: jlrrNo
ToastyLoaff: decades old crumbs
call_me_Aras: Aw crumb
CaptainAmero: If I didn't have heartburn before, I do now
KingJimmeh: I did not need to see that
LurkerSpine: vacuum time
DoodlestheGreat: Looks crummy. :tf:
LadyAiluros: if that's all plastic just toss it in the dishwasher
KyubiStormMage: crumb time
ComradeMik: it's only crumbs
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That is awful
TehAmelie: we could knead that into a new loaf
Hexi_Lexi: merry crumbus
Front_Ranger: decades of toasting love
ComradeMik: it's not that bad
TehAmelie: a loaf of sorrow
ToastyLoaff: at least no spiders
LordZarano: Wait, what's the power rating of that Apple cable?
LadyAiluros: oooh good question
Dumori: These where made I think from the 60s to the 90s so
Solid_Fuel: you can put those crumbs in a mould and you have a new free bread!
Anaerin: 1375/110=12.5A at least.
KyubiStormMage: he's only removed I side we have 4 more rolls for toaster spiders
thunderbird32: I wonder if Technology Connections' video will single handedly drive the price up on these
Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy: just think some of those crumbs could be older than chat
cuttlefishman: Maybe the toaster has swelled with moisture over time
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
LadyAiluros: nekked solder
ContingentCat: Oh no
Caffine1138: those look re-soldered
SnackPak_: big yikes
cuttlefishman: umm
KyubiStormMage: oh no
RandomTrivia: That's barely attached
cuttlefishman: woowee wow wow
Anaerin: Cut and crimp.
DiscordianTokkan: oof
Dumori: that a soildered crimp?
Dumori: like in a bad way
TehAmelie: huh, that would use almost all of the amperage in my circuit breakers
corianderd: so the plug isn't original?
Dumori: Yeah that's what I mean
DoodlestheGreat: Break out the toothbrushes.
Majickthise: Might need a little heat shrink over that. Wow.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: had to disconnect from sound for a while.. what have I missed?
RealGamerCow: Oh, can we have a prediction for if the toaster will work when Ian puts it back together?
cuttlefishman: Is the damage just to the electrical system?
Blasteg: this thing looks toasted
ArdCollider: @Bobtheninjagoldfish terror, and crumbs
LordZarano: It's meant to be folded safely into the strain relief block
CastleOtranto: Bustin' makes me feel good.
Anaerin: Someone replaced the plug with a rubber one for better grip, and worse electrical safety
ritchards: inb4 Ian breaks the plug
Texan_Reverend: You wanna take that 1 again Ian?
cuttlefishman: Why is it called a strain relief block if it's a pain in the tush to put wires into it
Dumori: cuttlefishman it works fine it's just given it's could have been the very old 60s versoin theres a chance the metal case can get live
ArdCollider: "that's a corner hardware-store special" --@wedge_x
TehAmelie: how much did a working one of these go for again?
ContingentCat: oh nooo
corianderd: that's normal
TheMerricat: he's replacing it any way @ritchards
Dumori: so the build is to rewire the toaster to make it safer
Anxious_Millennial_Cowboy: may have missed it but is there any updates about the humanscale table?
Anaerin: @cuttlefishman It relieves strain on the wire, not the operator.
wedge_x: we sold those plugs at my family's hardware store *makes the sign of the cross*
ContingentCat: oh ok it just looks gross
Solid_Fuel: why are there holes in NA plugs?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @ArdCollider time to bust out the canned air and take it outside. lol
CaptainAmero: That looks like something my Grandfather would've wired up to get his tools working again
DistractedMOSFET: Hey chat, do we know the model of this toaster?
cuttlefishman: yeah, but cleaning the other surfaces on this would be nice as it would help with the grossness factor
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, it said T-40 on the base plate.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ooh Ian, what is the drin of choice tonight?
cuttlefishman: even if not botched
Dumori: They still made the "classic" in the 90s too
Dumori: you could get the crome look for extra money it seems
Snowcookies: nice scorch marks
TehAmelie: we're gonna need an archeology brush
ContingentCat: aren't Ass toasters something different?
cuttlefishman: toothbrush and some vinegar would work
BodaciousNia: hides a myriad of sins
ApplicativeJones: you now have many crumbs from someone else's home inside yours
serramarkov: I'm surprised it's so clean!
Anaerin: Your toaster is from "1970's? Known in 1976"
Mysticman89: be careful what toothbrush you uise or cori will be extremely upset.
Anaerin: A 20-30, 20300 or AT-35A
corianderd: wait i wasn't watching what happened to my toothbrush?
DistractedMOSFET: Okay. But this is the Sunbeam Toastermatic? I just bumped in and it looks like it.
KeytarCat: A well-used device
KeytarCat: Needs some tlc
Mysticman89: nothing. ian needs to do some cleaning is all.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this is literaly what canned air was designed for lol
cuttlefishman: This reminds me of the routine I go through every pesach where I need to go and clean the dang toaster
DistractedMOSFET: I don't know what's happened to my life that there's a toaster I can recognize.
TheMerricat: @solid_fuel the holes in the plug are are used to hold the plug in the outlet. there are equivalent bumps inside modern outlets where they fit into the hole to keep it held in more firmly
cuttlefishman: so gross
The_Voices: hmmm, to chill watching this and trying to work out coding problems
owmacohe: Pray tell, dear chat, what is Ian doing to this poor combustory mechanism?
ArdCollider: @DistractedMOSFET yeah, it's the radiant heat control one
Dumori: Nothing corianderd just Ian saying to use a toothbrush to clean it
PMAvers: Beej Eats All The Crumbs?
LurkerSpine: vacuum
savorycookie: hey I have the same screwdriver right next to me!
DistractedMOSFET: @ArdCollider Thought so, thanks for the clarify!
noSmokeFire: shop vac! suck the bastards out
Bobtheninjagoldfish: In My defense I did say to take it outside earlier.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Handvac.
NotCainNorAbel: use the canned air in the livingroom
cuttlefishman: just fix them in your bed, where all crumbs belong
Anaerin: If it's from 1976, this toaster is 45 years old. That's potentially 16,425 rounds of toast.
Solid_Fuel: @TheMerricat oh, yeah that makes sense
Solid_Fuel: @TheMerricat tank you :D
wedge_x: where the crumbs go is a problem for Future Ian
TehAmelie: of course, you can use your beard as a brush
Blasteg: do you have something called a window in kitchen?
ggodopaste: what is this?
DoodlestheGreat: That's a lotta schmutz.
ggodopaste: or rather, what was it?
MinniChii: Knowing that is bread crumbs and not grease buildup makes it much nicer to deal with
TehAmelie: schmutz is the word
Anaerin: It is a Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster.
owmacohe: @ggodopaste Toasteroo
ggodopaste: ahhh
Lord_ZYRK: What kind of monster only eats one slice of toast
Snowcookies: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Lord_ZYRK people like me on dietary restrictions
DoodlestheGreat: What poor bastard makes ONE slice of toast?
lirazel64: @lord_zyrk ...me?
TehAmelie: someone with a two-slice toaster who has to share?
Lord_ZYRK: Bobtheninjagoldfish that's why you make a Toast Bud
Anaerin: Seeds go on the top of the bread.
lirazel64: Dieting is hard.
TheMerricat: Chat I've only seen these on ebay for ~$100USD with shipping. Ian hit the jackpot IMO.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Someone who wants a total of three slices of toast.
CastleOtranto: T H E D E V I C E
SirBiffaloEsq: a c c e p t t h e t o a s t
owmacohe: ENGAGE TOAST
thunderbird32: "Toasting application"? What other apps are available?
Snowcookies: I need to go to a thrift store when the pandemic is over
ashiok_nightmare_moose: is the smaller arm the single slice selector maybe?
Front_Ranger: Yeah Tech Connections YT channel did a great set of videos on these toasters. Amazing simple analog tech.
ContingentCat: Curious, how much extra work would it be to make it so if there's bread in only one side only that slot activates?
xantos69: Elegant design.
TheMerricat: Elegant
Front_Ranger: S'ok. I love the detailed slow break-down refurb. It's sooo cool.
Driosenth: very elegant
TehAmelie: few moving parts
xantos69: If sunbeam wanted to make a ton of money they could just dust off the patent they have on these and produce a hundred thousand.
RandomTrivia: I went to get toast, did I miss something important?
RandomTrivia: Ah, ok
DoodlestheGreat: brushie brushie brushie....
Driosenth: do you have an cheap electric or ultrasonic toothbrush that you could use?
TheMerricat: Part of the reason Sunbeam stopped selling/making these is it filed for bankruptcy back in the early 2000's
getsomeinya: did you find a solution for the stuck desk?
TheMerricat: as far as I can tell Sunbeam today is a lot like Atari, it's just a skin being worn by another company now.
KeytarCat: duh-truh-'toose
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @getsomeinya he solved it after the ned screen last time.. he just pushed down REALLY Hard
Juliamon: getsomeinya I take it you didn't watch all the way.
KeytarCat: @TheMerricat that's a horrifying visual, thanks!
graal_smith: My shiny toaster that twinkles, Just like the stars in space! My shiny toaster that sparkles, and the shiny toast it makes! My shiny toaster that glistens, Just like a Christmas Tree. You know I'd like the most, to have some shiny toast! My shiny Toaster and me!
niccus: will the toaster do a round of duty in the moonbase?
itomeshi: 1) Why toaster? 2) What's in the bottle of fear?
SirBiffaloEsq: @KeytarCat katesHi
Blasteg: soak them in sulphuric acid
KeytarCat: hehehe, amonia isn't the best solution
graal_smith: P.O.U.C.s? I don't believe they exists.
KeytarCat: @SirBiffaloEsq PrideHeyyy
RandomTrivia: @KeytarCat benginFingers
aerohydra: karkalPuns
SirBiffaloEsq: molamo1Pun molamo1Pun molamo1Pun
Bobtheninjagoldfish: gotta WASH DEM HANDS
KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia PrideHeyyy
TheMerricat: Chad I missed it what was the solution you spraying?
ArdCollider: I feel like the toaster's probably OK in the moonbase if Penelope is warned that it is not like these newfangled millennial toasters.
ArdCollider: it gets pretty warm
TehAmelie: have you seen that video of someone putting a yen coin through like 20 different sprays, creams, rubs and ointments?
TehAmelie: to the naked eye, it stops getting shinier after like five. but still they go on
RealGamerCow: i believe it's mostly hydrogen peroxide.
NotCainNorAbel: if it is what I used it is similar to OxyClean
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I remember Beej reading out what was in it when you made the keg washer on TTSF
Majickthise: Sounds perfect for breaking down the starches baked on a toaster!
ContingentCat: food adjecent uses
Lord_ZYRK: But what if it's delicious seabatTROG
TheMerricat: Thanks Ian :-) I won't guzzle it then :D
Mysticman89: I'd probably just use bleach and a whole whack ton of water afterwords
KeytarCat: Alkaline and non-toxic cleaner for brewing containers, but I didn't look very hard
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait.. where did the power cord go?
Blasteg: does shaking do the work of getting crumbs out?
RealGamerCow: hydrogen peroxide is better at breaking down organic materials than bleach.
Snowcookies: !badadvice
LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
DandyGeek: Hiya chat, what is vest dad up to this evening?
ContingentCat: Would one of those cans of air for cleaning keyboards be good for getting in all the little bits or is there a reason not to?
TehAmelie: ooh, is that what the One Piece is? a sunbeam toaster
ArdCollider: @DandyGeek toaster resurrection
Driosenth: Ian, If I wanted to sent TTSF a tool, would the LRR mail time PO box be the best way?
thunderbird32: @ContingentCat Crumbs *everywhere* :D
aerohydra: @ContingentCat didnt wanna get particulate everywhere
Blasteg: also, I'm surprised there isn't toasted cocrough in there
TheMerricat: it's in his kitchen and the bits go somewhere @contingentcat
cuttlefishman: Could we immerse it in like vinegar or something safely?
zerg539: @contingentcat only the spreading of dirty bits everywhere
cuttlefishman: Or would the electrics be no bueno with it
Driosenth: Is there a spreadsheet for TTSF tools, don't want to send tools that you already have.
xantos69: But the heating element inside might react with the acid in a bad way.
Solid_Fuel: acetone then? :D
Anaerin: Throw it in an ultrasonic bath of Isopropyl Alcohol
Bobtheninjagoldfish: from a site: " The main ingredient is about 30% Sodium Metasilicate. Its chemical formula is Na2SiO3 and it's what kicks grease and beer smegma to the curb. If you want to be brave and buy the main ingredient in bulk, there's plenty of value on offer on Amazon. Another key component is sodium percarbonate. Don't get confused with sodium bicarbonate which is used for things like baking and cleaning! The percarbonate is a really excellent cleaner of beer gear, and we use it often. "
TehAmelie: a dentist ultrasound drill might be handy come to think of it
TheMerricat: @driosenth it think the list corresponds to "what does Ian already own"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Sodium Bicarbonate being Oxy-clean
Juliamon: "beer smegma" no thank you for that phrase
BodaciousNia: that turned my stomach
BodaciousNia: ugh
DandyGeek: Ian, I *demand* you make shokupan to toast in this.
ElementalAlchemist: that was some unfortunate phrasiology
TehAmelie: better than smegma beer i bet
ElementalAlchemist: pls
niccus: i hope bread astaire gets a meet-cute one day
serramarkov: I learned what that word means while playing Cards Against Humanity.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: what is this toaster's name ala Bread Astaire
RealGamerCow: I will keep my weird beer stories to myself.
TheMerricat: the good news is the crumbs you can't see must not be there right?
ContingentCat: Toast Malone?
zerg539: the only problems with the radiant control toaster is that the slots are too small for the wider slices of bread commonly found
TehAmelie: Toast Roosevelt?
noSmokeFire: Betty Whitebread
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NotCainNorAbel: Toast Danson
DandyGeek: We'll have to locate proper pans, the ones I can get from US pro suppliers don't seem to go past 4 inch square loaves
KeytarCat: @ContingentCat toast malone!!!
Juliamon: I'm loving Toast Malone
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Toastman Pat?
RandomTrivia: @ContingentCat That is very strong
AshBurnem: Toastmaster General.
cuttlefishman: Bread Pitt
TheWriterAleph: I was going to offer Bread Willard, but forget Fred passed this past May :(
Hexi_Lexi: Toasteph Toastar
Majickthise: I am interested in how it would handle a Pop-Tart.
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Spanked42: Are we cleaning or full on fixing? I just tuned in.
Bladinus: oh, Bread Pitt is a strong contender too.
aerohydra: just cleaning, bit of fixing the elecrtical
Driosenth: BaGal Godat
cuttlefishman: Adoughbe Acrobat
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Spanked42 a bit of both
ashiok_nightmare_moose: 192 168 local toast
TehAmelie: Leon Toasty
Majickthise: I see the allure.
Juliamon: Spanked42 It's technically functioning, he made toast with it to start the show
Spanked42: Thanks all
RandomTrivia: *was*
niccus: is there a brand of electric toothbrush just for appliance cleaning?
TehAmelie: or maybe it has to be Toastsky
TheMerricat: @spanked42 he got it working in the first few seconds by just adjusting a screw. now he's cleaning and replacing the old unpolarized plug
circusofkirkus: now it's an activated charcoal toothbrush
NotCainNorAbel: its raining crumbs
cuttlefishman: Bread Pitt works
RandomTrivia: Dave Bautoasta?
Gnyrinn: I suggest Rhistanna, because nothing is better than a foreign language pun.
graal_smith: Toast Malone?
Driosenth: BayGal Gadot
zerg539: yes the toaster worked at the start of the stream will the toaster work at the end of the stream? stay tuned to find out
Hexi_Lexi: i still thing Toasteph Toastar is good
cuttlefishman: And I mean, it literally is a Bread Pit of sorts
SodaTAddict: can someone explain to clueless me what makes this toaster better? Something about it being temperature-based instead of just a timer?
LordZarano: It's fine, noone needs non-electric brushes for actually cleaning teeth anymore
TheWriterAleph: there's like a hole piece of bread's worth of crumbs in there. lrrWOW
jr_chemist: Elon Crust
Bobtheninjagoldfish: pop-up Toastification?
cuttlefishman: We should just link the Tech Connections video on the subject
cuttlefishman: IT'd be a lot easier in a way
KeytarCat: Toaste Toastar
Anaerin: 1375, Ian. Not 1250.
thunderbird32: Hey, I buy the same toothbrushes as Ian :D
Niahlah: Toast E. Stark?
SodaTAddict: so why'd they stop making toasters like this, just due to cost?
RandomTrivia: Also, the rising motion is sergeJustRight
LordZarano: SodaTAddict It can also do white, brown, and frozen bread without being adjusted
noSmokeFire: teethbreesh
TheWriterAleph: teefbreef
PMAvers: Ah yes, a dentist tooth brush. For cleaning miniatures before priming.
zerg539: @sodataddict basically
AshBurnem: Tothbrush (tm)
ContingentCat: yeah the slow raise of the toast instead of the pop is real good
SodaTAddict: that's a bummer, I can never get any toaster to work well now.
TheMerricat: yes Technology Connections spent about 30 minutes detailing how wonderful the Sunbeam Radiant Toaster is if you need a comprehensive argument for it.
thunderbird32: I think that toothbrush is just a slightly cheaper version of the one I buy then. It looks the same except the bristles are less fancy on that one
cuttlefishman: So... are we going with Toasteph Toastar?
cuttlefishman: It's a good name
NotCainNorAbel: planned obsolescence.
aWabbajack: lrrIAN cohhBeer
TheMerricat: @sodataddict cheaper and the company that owned the patent is essentially dead
zerg539: @sodataddict the good news is that they were made for decades and there are lots still in circulation so you might be able to find one in good or even great condition
RandomTrivia: If you filmed the toast rising from the side, you could put Morning from Peer Gynt to it and it would be perfect
TheMrFraser: it's mind boggling how elegant this toaster is. its super cool
Hexi_Lexi: @cuttlefishman its my only claim to funniness
offbeatwitch: also it makes sense for businesses to sell products that fail, because then they can continue to sell products
Niahlah: Ewwww
SodaTAddict: should the name of this episode be Tinker Tailor Solder Toast?
korvys: Toaster Tailor Solder Fry?
ContingentCat: @offbeatwitch ah capitalism our old foe
Niahlah: OH MY GOD.... Ian is powdered toast MAN!!!
aerohydra: it is a lets try program after all
RandomTrivia: This is, after all, a Let's Try program
RandomTrivia highfives aerohydra
SodaTAddict: Toaster Scraper Solder Fry?
Simonark: Crumpet Project?
aerohydra: @RandomTrivia i like the way you think
cuttlefishman: Oh no
offbeatwitch: one day i will transform into a big tiddy goth girl and destroy capitalism
cuttlefishman: We're going full Baumgartner Restoration on this
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this toaste is great and all but what about the one and 2/3rds slices toaster?
cuttlefishman: oh no
graal_smith: Where's the rest of the plug?
aerohydra: cut, ians gonna replace
RandomTrivia: @graal_smith In the trash where it belongs
Anaerin: Snipped to be replaced, as it was non-polarized.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @graal_smith vut off to be replaces
cuttlefishman: What type of a plug are we thinking
Lord_ZYRK: We have evolved beyond the need for your worldly plugs
LordZarano: If they didn't have the tension adjuster screw on the bottom then it would totally be planned obsolescence
cuttlefishman: Can we ground this effectively?
graal_smith: Are we gonna see an air cannon here?
aerohydra: apple plug
Lokolos: Just got a call from my realtor, my offer on a house was accepted.
graal_smith: Or, compressed air, I should say.
zerg539: I think the Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster was in production from roughly 1947-1995ish so you may be able to find a relatively new toaster out there
aerohydra: no air cannon, particulate gotta go somewhere
cuttlefishman: Congratulatins @Lokolos
TheMerricat: woot @lokolos
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
HalcyonPrime9: congrats lokolos
RealGamerCow: I probably would have gone with a keyboard vacuum cleaner but not everyone has one of those.
Niahlah: I still think Ian needs a badge that says "Powdered Toast Man!" now
aerohydra: thats for after stream
RandomTrivia: @Lokolos Congrats on successful adulting
TehAmelie: Robert Burns? too obvious?
graal_smith: Throw it into a vat of sterilized roaches
TheMerricat: Was the brave little toaster a Sunbeam?
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie More like "Robert Perfectly Crisped" perhaps?
cuttlefishman: Wow @TehAmelie, Robert Burns is a good named for a toaster
TehAmelie: something like that
RealGamerCow: Those crumbs are full of flavonoids
Snowcookies: !break
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zerg539: Ian that toaster will still be toasting in 2000 years
TehAmelie: good ol Bobby Browns to Perfection
RandomTrivia: LUL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: reminder to take your meds if you have to
RandomTrivia: Amazing
serramarkov: At Card Kingdom.com?
aerohydra: cool bonus stream
PMAvers: Where can you get premium things to stick in a toaster because what else are you going to do with them? Card Kingdom!
aerohydra: well, sure, you can, i wouldnt recommend itthough
TehAmelie: i just had a vision. a foretelling if you will. within three years Wizards will make a "toasted" land supertype
TheMerricat: hardcore magic the gathering every time you exile a card toast it
zerg539: please do not toast your magic cards without a fire extinguisher on hand
PMAvers: Magic: Legacy
zerg539: or you may exile your house and it's contents
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Magic 2: Cast harder
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Magic 3: Magic Boogaloo.
Juliamon: imagine if toasting foils fixed the curl
HalcyonPrime9: toasted negates snow
aerohydra: you really need double red to cast that fireball
niccus: in two weeks, video toaster recovery
TehAmelie: toasted mana is tastier, but loses flavor quickly
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BREEN? From homeworld? HOW?
RandomTrivia: De-hance!
TheMerricat: !!! where is B5 streaming?
Simonark: HBO Max
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it's was WB so.. I woudl guess HBO MAX
aerohydra: gloves?
aerohydra: or is this not hard on your hands?
Anaerin: Streaming/Rental on HBO Max and Amazon Video.
TheMerricat: ok, finally going to have to break down and get hbo max
Electrodyne: Is the LRR Network really that mighty? Who's the weakest Marvel villain they could defeat, Beej and Alex are both Sandwichlusted
Electrodyne: No wait, who's the strongest villain they could defeat
Snowcookies: Electrodyne: it lasted over 15 years
aerohydra: questionably legal man?
Snowcookies: I say that's pretty mighty
Niahlah: I have a toaster that is 30 some years old
fmerl: more sponges should have an adhesive side
Niahlah: 4 slice too
TehAmelie: the build-up on the inside probably adds some structural integrity
aquinas_0: double wide is where its at
RandomTrivia: Eww
aquinas_0: it can be four pieces or two really big pieces
Electrodyne: I think LRR could take down some of the Spider-Man villains from 60s-70s Hostess Twinkie ads
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angryoptimist: I'd totally want one of these. Clever engineering, simple--what's not to like?
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aquinas_0: an entire boule!!!
Niahlah: Ian, no scrub bud?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @electrodyne considering that Squirrel Girl has beaten Dr Doom and Galactus.. LRR could beat whoever the writers want them to
TehAmelie: take off everything that's not nailed down and on fire eh
zerg539: that is well seasoned
Electrodyne: @bobtheninjagoldfish Good point
Lokolos: So I missed the intro on account of celebrating, is there anything special about this toaster?
niccus: huh, one of the steam demos is for a baseball rhythm game, so i guess that's one for blaseball dreams
Anaerin: @Lokolos It's Automatic Beyond Belief!
aquinas_0: it is magic slow rise thermocouple of doom
Lord_ZYRK: Next time on TTSF: DIY Chrome plating
TehAmelie: oxidization just means you've been alive eh
angryoptimist: It's very cleverly engineered to be more automatic and precise than pretty much anything you can buy now.
TheMerricat: Are we talking solely RL LRR or are we allowing CH and sketch characters in this calculation? cause CH LRR are pretty strong...
RealGamerCow: Next time on TTSF, anodized chroming a toaster!
Lokolos: @Anaerin Oooo. That's exciting.
KeytarCat: Oh, are we electroplating next week?
innovativemethods: does chrome rust? oh my.
angryoptimist: I'd be hype for an electroplating stream.
zerg539: Ian if it is rust you can boil it in distilled water and convert it to a Rust Blue finish so that it stops spreading and becomes that great black color
Anaerin: Chrome doesn't rust, but the metal underneath it can.
PMAvers: Chrome breaks down eventually and takes up way too much memory and just is a bloated hog. That's when you switch to Firefox.
lirazel64: it pits?
Mysticman89: leo goes ger
TehAmelie: it's theorized brass will live on when gold breaks down. . .
serramarkov: D'Spayre. For sure.
angryoptimist: Even a lot of the things that don't oxidize will fluoridate, we've discovered to our horror.
Anaerin: that dreaded "tinworm"
elah806: Is chrome, like, actually metal? Sorry if that's a silly question
aquinas_0: @Anaerin that moment when you're looking for a metal chisel to peel a lug nut
Electrodyne: @serramarkov Best answer
angryoptimist: @elah806 Yep, it's a metal.
ritchards: Up from the ground came some bubblin' chrome...
Juliamon: Curse you, entropy!
angryoptimist: I don't think we build a *lot* out of straight chrome... probably alloys? It's very hard, and that's both a good and a bad thing.
wedge_x: electroplating stream!
HalcyonPrime9: @zerg539 that sounds cool
angryoptimist: Hard means hard, but also brittle.
dougma: @elah806 not a silly question. It is an alloy made with chromium metal and electroplated onto the surface of other metals
zerg539: @elah806 yes it is a metal but it is almost exclusively used as an electroplating to give corrosion resistance and wear resistance to steel and iron
zerg539: and shiny
bjorlamn: How comes the toastering
Electrodyne: Chrome? Nah. Chrome-tanned leather? oooo yeah
angryoptimist: Well, it is *RATHER* old...
lirazel64: It needs to soak awhile.
Anaerin: ~45 years old or so.
zerg539: remember to clean the crumb catcher of your toaster at least once every few years
NotCainNorAbel: regular hand soap might be better at taking the oil away
angryoptimist: Older than that, isn't it? Isn't this a 40s or 50s product?
Robot_Bones: Ian came here to toast bread, but ended up toasting... our hearts unarmeHeart
LordZarano: The design is more than 70 years old
Anaerin: @angryoptimist This particular one dates to 1976 or so.
NotCainNorAbel: ah, good to know. then it is very different than the stuff I used to clean my brewing stuff
korvys: They made them up to the 90's
zerg539: @angryoptimist they were made from 1947-1995ish
TehAmelie: organic matter is disgusting. i once left a plate with chicken grease alone for months, let's say for science. it turned into some kind of rubber that i could not remove from the plate
lirazel64: I was 21 in 1976.
angryoptimist: @Anaerin Alright, yep--that's 44.
angryoptimist: Er, 45.
itomeshi: A TTSF episode on writing a will?
HalcyonPrime9: hmmm
angryoptimist: If it was early 1976, anyway.
PMAvers: Whoever wins the LRR Deadpool inherits the toaster.
RomanGoro: I think we're reaching Ian pls levels
Texan_Reverend: tiltyhPLS
Mysticman89: an actual lawyer reviewing a non-lawyers attempt might be an interesting video
KeytarCat: @itomeshi My parents had a will-writing party while I was at uni
Anaerin: I, Ian Horner, being of unsound mind and failing body, do thus bequeath all my worldly belongs to Chat.
angryoptimist: No, Ian--put an AI core in your toaster, upload yourself to it. Then you can BECOME talky toaster!
Snowcookies: I don't think Ian writing a will on-stream with chat backseating is a good idea :P
Hexi_Lexi: ian plz
innovativemethods: assuming we still have bread in the future
angryoptimist: It's the ultimate Red Dwarf tribute!
spethycakes: Ian could write a holographic will without an attorney
RealGamerCow: innovativemethods We've had bread for 5000 years, I think we'll have it in another 80.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: EVerybody is dead, Dave.
NotCainNorAbel: as someone going through probate right now...please write a will and keep it updated. Also make sure your benifiacariy are exactly how you want them Don't think 'I'll give it to X and they will know what to do with it'
Niahlah: I thought the Red Dwarf tribute would be walking around with an H on your forehead
TheMerricat: @mysticman89 LRR and LegalEagle crossover when? :D
ContingentCat: oh wow
cuttlefishman: Ian, just so you know - Major Melon Mountain Dew tastes pretty bad.
Anaerin: LRRgle Eagle?
Electrodyne: Dremel time
angryoptimist: @Niahlah Hey, thanks for the Halloween idea!
Anaerin: Wire wheel on the dremel? Scotch-brite pad?
lirazel64: Toast does steam as it toasts.
TehAmelie: melon flavored mountain dew? i'm sold
ContingentCat: the exterior parts of the interior
PlagueFishyRN: My first time watch this program, and honestly I am really enjoying this
cuttlefishman: It's pretty bad tehamelie
cuttlefishman: Sandpaper?
ShaneLeeAtk: Is that a Sunbeam Radiant Toaster?
HalcyonPrime9: legaLRR Eagle
itomeshi: cheap microfiber cloth?
Mysticman89: do some etching
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Anaerin: For the inside. Or if you're headed down to the shop anyway, why not sandblast it.
Driosenth: painted, why not electroplating?
TheMerricat: @shaneleeatk yes, yes it is :)
lirazel64: @shaneleeatk It is!
Electrodyne: Bead blaster, then take the shell to get powder coated a vibrant orange
ContingentCat: katesChair
RandomTrivia: Time for sergeChair !
Hexi_Lexi: nice sub number
DeM0nFiRe: Oh no, Ian is not on the screen! I can only assume he no longer exists!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: next week Ian: So I dropped an active sander on my toaster
ShaneLeeAtk: @themerricat Oh... my... when I know toaster by the bread slots.
cuttlefishman: Is that a tachikoma in thr right corner
Stoffern: Work on your object permanence, Chat
cuttlefishman: n the shelf
HalcyonPrime9: sergeChair
cuttlefishman: what is that
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Lord_ZYRK: cuttlefishman a tarantula
cuttlefishman: It looks like some sort of spider robot
cuttlefishman: A tarantula?
HalcyonPrime9: sneaky sub
aquinas_0: tinker tailor the only show on LRR where you feel the need to look up canadian emergencies services in advance :D
Electrodyne: Man this cutting board stream has been great
RandomTrivia: It says "anti-slip" but I can't read the line above
cuttlefishman: What kind of spiders are anti-slip
RandomTrivia: This is great content
TheMerricat: @tehamelie btw in case you were serious, Major melon is the latest novelty flavor of Mt Dew that's been released, you should be able to get it in'most' stores
Bobtheninjagoldfish: cuttingboard VS Chair. who wins?
aquinas_0: cutting board
aquinas_0: look at it
aquinas_0: battle hardened
D1cey1: Perfect time for live electronics
Lord_ZYRK: It's a shoebox, cuttlefishman
DaSunao: Wait, Mtn Dew made a melon soda?
TehAmelie: the only mountain dew i've ever seen in real life is mountain dew flavor
TehAmelie: so how is Robert Burns-Bread-Into-Golden-Brown-Hot-Crispy-Heaven for the toaster's name? Or Robert Burns for short
cuttlefishman: A shoebox for spiders?
cuttlefishman: How many shoes does a spider need?
Juliamon: I guess they don't really do Dew variants outside of North America
LordZarano: Bread is older than modern humans, don't think it'll be going away anytime soon. "Grinding stones dated at 30,000 years old...have in recent years been unearthed in Australia and Europe"
Electrodyne: I have two very nice jumping spiders, they make good pets
zerg539: bread is older than civilization but beer is probably why we civilized
DaSunao: Isn't Canadian Mtn Dew something different? I remember seeing a LRR PAX video or something with that info in it
LordZarano: Can that cable handle 13A?
TehAmelie: we're gonna earth the toaster?
ContingentCat: @Juliamon outside of just the US I think, I haven't seen many Dew variants in Canada, though I haven't particularly been looking hard
TehAmelie: Ground Control to Major Toast♫
Anaerin: I don't think that cable is suitable for 13A of toasting power. I guess we'll find out fairly quickly.
seanmrwick: toaster @TehAmelie nice one
seanmrwick: so what's the problem with your toaster, Ian?
Tuxbeej: Mountain Dew in Canada does not have caffeine.
seanmrwick: @Tuxbeej I need some of that in my life
Juliamon: seanmrwick It dirty
angryoptimist: @zerg539 If the Egyptians are anything to by, the line between beer and bread is thinner than you might think. Well, not that thin--I don't think you bake beer.
Tuxbeej: Ian, re-aim your mic. You are not audible.
cuttlefishman: Bite it Ian
cuttlefishman: bite down
angryoptimist: At least, ancient beer.
Electrodyne: In the early 90s Canada had the best Cool Ranch Doritos. Then Cooler Ranch was released in the US and I couldn't tell the difference
seanmrwick: @Juliamon gotcha
Juliamon: Now's good
TheMerricat: @anaerin if it's a power cord for a modern computer, I'm thinking it should be high enough gauge to handle it
cuttlefishman: nom on the cable
MolaMolaphant: Wait, if mtn dew doesn't have caffeine why would anyone drink it?
Tuxbeej: Better!
Niahlah: I could hear before.. but now's better
AshBurnem: <3 lrrBEEJ
Anaerin: It doesn't, @Tuxbeej? 'cause the stuff sold in 7-11 soda fountains here in Saskatchewan has "CONTAINS CAFFEINE" on the label.
offbeatwitch: what's the plug rated for
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian, is that wire ok for the power on the toaster?
offbeatwitch: does it have ratings written on it
LordZarano: In before the cable starts smoking
DaSunao: Thanks for the clarification lrrBEEEJ , I could only vaguely remember it was different
Hexi_Lexi: hey Beej! hope youre doing well <3
Mysticman89: I'm fairly sure the mountain dew I get does in fact have caffeine, as I recall comparing the caffeine content in it to that of dr pepper
offbeatwitch: 2.5A.....
Anaerin: 2.5A is NOT going to be enough. 1375W/110V = 12.5A
fmerl: oooh that's gonna be the meltiest of bois
ContingentCat: good time to find out
Tuxbeej: Ah, looks like in 2012, Canada changed that rule.
aquinas_0: mountain dew has 91mg of caffeine
aquinas_0: per 20oz
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Tuxbeej my Roadquest water bottle broke today, are there many left?
offbeatwitch: maybe on the plug like before
Tuxbeej: @bobtheninjagoldfish A restock is coming. Add your email address to be notified when they arrive.
LordZarano: 2.5A * 125V = 312.5W
TheMerricat: 14 gauge wire is what's good for 15A.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Tuxbeej thanks!
cuttlefishman: Watt's the matter?
aerohydra: power cord not strong enough
Reddarian: hmm
Anaerin: As mentioned, 1375W/110V = 12.5A. so 13A reasonable minimum.
niccus: we're about to transition from tech connections to electroboom
RealGamerCow: I take all of the power cords that come with the servers I get at work home, they are SUPER beefy.(we use PDU cables for the servers)
Reddarian: ^
ShaneLeeAtk: It was an earlier time, where electrical standards were but a dream.
Lord_ZYRK: Just run the cord through a tub of water for liquid cooling lrrBEEJ
fmerl: that c13 cord is _at least_ good for 10 amps
Driosenth: Do you have any of the Trapezoidal 3 pin DIN cables that seem to accumulate. The kind that goes into power supplies and TV's?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If you wire up with the apple cord, keep like 15 fire extinguishers handy. (note this is not advice, just a joke)
fmerl: but probably 13
angryoptimist: Pls no Electroboom. I mean, I like that guy, but that is solidly don't try this at home stuff.
offbeatwitch: C13 is the name of the connector on the other end
cuttlefishman: Can we just hook it up with a IEC 60309-1 plug?
cuttlefishman: That'd work
kalira77: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat no he only needs 12.5 fire extinguishers according to the math
offbeatwitch: c13 is rated to 10A so the wire should be too. the toaster might be a little over that though
Anaerin: @cuttlefishman The Chonky 65A 415V 3Ph boii?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Maybe discretion might be the better part of valor.
cuttlefishman: I mean, yah
offbeatwitch: toaster's about 11.5/12.5A depending on the voltage
cuttlefishman: Should be good to our amps
TheMerricat: Modern pc power cables should be more than beefy enough to handle this.
LordZarano: C13 plugs are used for 2000W kettles in the UK
fmerl: do you have wire strippers? can measure inside of c13 cord
cuttlefishman: (Actually, can that standard support something this low?)
ShaneLeeAtk: Are these US amps or Canadian amps?
fmerl: if it's 16awg or bigger, it's good for at least 13 amps
cuttlefishman: (I'm not sure they can?)
zerg539: just hold onto the cord when you start using it and if it gets hot yank it out of the wall
Kerrisis: If it melts it could cause a house fire...?
offbeatwitch: might get to see some flames on TTSF tonight! :D
Anaerin: At least you don't need to mess with a FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIER
angryoptimist: Avoid Fire
Bobtheninjagoldfish: are we going to make the special blue smoke come out?
Driosenth: I'm surprised Ian doesn't have any C13 cables. I've got a 2 gallon plastic tub full of of them wound up.
lirazel64: @shaneleeatk I think they're French amps.
aquinas_0: @Bobtheninjagoldfish this is far too old for the blue smoke
offbeatwitch: the twisty-turny bit is strain relief
aquinas_0: i look forward to seeing the color though
r2gamer2: I’m late. What is happening
offbeatwitch: that's why the black snakey bit is there
aquinas_0: orange perhaps
Anaerin: @Driosenth Didn't he just show a C13 cable he was looking at using?
angryoptimist: So far as I know, this was back before we started putting magic blue smoke inside everything. Who knows how it works, really.
Juliamon: Tired: worrying about Ian repairing a plasma TV. Wired: Ian's plans for this toaster.
offbeatwitch: the snakey bit provides a kind of strain relief
zerg539: @bobtheninjagoldfish this has no integrated circuits so no blue smoke content
RandomTrivia: LUL Juliamon
TheMerricat: worse that happens is the power cord melts, if Ian is paying attention to it, he can pull the plug in time to prevent a fure
Anaerin: Wrap the ground wire around a screw.
Kerrisis: @r2gamer2 Ian's creating a genuine deathtrap.
Malazim: I have so many former computer power cables at work that no one wantz
aquinas_0: what color does chrome burn
LordZarano: Or actually C15 plugs are for 2000W+ kettles, C13 is for desktop computers
RandomTrivia: We're not using to run a time machine or anything
angryoptimist: I hope Ian's fire extinguisher isn't out of its useful lifespan.
offbeatwitch: hopefully it melts quite quickly if it's gonna
RandomTrivia: If all else fails, there's always Cori with a bucket of sand
sblue333: @angryoptimist maybe that's the next ttsf
offbeatwitch: our UK plugs would blow a fuse if the plug wasn't rated
NotCainNorAbel: I'm guessing that small bit of wire allows you to connect the Al to Cu wire and avoid Al Oxidation.
TheInnsanity: this is actually extra lead solder TM
RandomTrivia: 320 melt it? Kappa
cuttlefishman: Ian, do you want the christmas light cords from the attic
cuttlefishman: still tangled
MechaKuuga: How many crumbs were in that thing?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: we can't see what you are doing ian
cuttlefishman: glue?
cuttlefishman: Too many @MechaKuuga
TheMerricat: @mechakuuga you missed the cleaning...
Anaerin: 45 years worth of crumbs.
AshBurnem: More than two crumb
TemporallyAwry: About half-a-toast worth of crumbs.
TheInnsanity: like half of a piece of toast?
TheMerricat: Ian the cam is showing us the bottom of the toaster instead of your work
Bobtheninjagoldfish: we can't see what you are doing ian
lirazel64: a mouse mousehorde of crumbs.
cuttlefishman: jeez, so much sauder
cuttlefishman: You'd think this was a stream with Paul
cuttlefishman: so much Saunders
MechaKuuga: I'll watch the vod to see the cleaning part
TemporallyAwry: @MechaKuuga I'd recommend not having food during that part.
cuttlefishman: So... why would someone use this much sauder?
Anaerin: Dipped the ends in a molten tin pot.
SquareDotCube: It was the 70s, Ian
MechaKuuga: @TemporallyAwry gotcha
TehAmelie: maybe they used a smaller toaster
offbeatwitch: right, that apple cable is literally a C7 connector, which is specifically 2.5A
Anaerin: Literal actual tinned the wires.
aquinas_0: chromium oxides burn pretty, results are mostly colorful, but the flames did not impress
aquinas_0 sighs
serramarkov: Maybe they used a creme brûlée torch...
TheInnsanity: why must you say "daddy ian"?
Mysticman89: remember, daddy ian doesn't like kids, so behave.
gibbousm: so what was wrong with toaster?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I mean if it was silver solder that might work lol
ContingentCat: @TheInnsanity because Ian
offbeatwitch: welcome to ground town
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah why say daddy Ian when you can save a syllable and say daddian
Anaerin: @gibbousm It is old (45 years or more), had a non-polarized cord and no earthing.
kalira77: so i know nought about electrical. I assume green is always ground -- are the other wires similarly always colored according to their function?
aquinas_0: usually
fmerl: assuming you have sane electricians, yes, kalira
TheMerricat: @gibbousm surprisingly not much, he got it working by adjusting one screw at the start. but the plug it came with wasn't polarized or grounded
aquinas_0: sometimes someone is an idiot though
MechaKuuga: I like the retro toasters that have the fold open sides, I never knew they existed until I saw restoration vids
TehAmelie: in the 70s they used indestructible bakelite, we can hope
SquareDotCube: gonna guess you didn't find a weaved shielding in that retro black and gold style for the cord?
angryoptimist: Ah, schmutz. It's a good word, and I like to hear it.
angryoptimist: @TehAmelie Well, if it's good enough to trap Evangelions...
Driosenth: @kalira77 yes, there are color codes specific to wires but they are regional. Only Green/Yellow have been internationally recognized to be the same thing, Ground.
angryoptimist: Ah, jinx.
TheMerricat: @kalira77 normally they stick to color coding except for the one time you need the too. so most of yltge time you always test to ensure.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hey chat, Why are Salt and Vinegar the best ships?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: *chips
Mysticman89: that meme is almost as old as that toaster
fmerl: SaltxVinegar
Adamantcheese: sour & cream
Vyous: Salt & Vinegar are from a DBZ movie aren't they?
TehAmelie: i worked at a second hand store that had a bakelite bicycle hanging on the wall like some kind of prize. what a strange time, the past
ContingentCat: I wouldn't put it past the internet to ship the ingredients
lirazel64: Bakite
angryoptimist: @Vyous I *think* so? Weren't they, like, minions from the Dead Zone movie?
Vyous: Yeah, they are garlic jr henchmen
cuttlefishman: what is that sheathing that the cables go through on the bottom?
angryoptimist: I totally forgot Garlic Jr's name, there.
lirazel64: Bakelite jewelry gets very high prices now.
cuttlefishman: No, the sheathing to th side
cuttlefishman: not the strain relief
Driosenth: the white sleeving is Heat protection
Adamantcheese: glass fiber sheath, heat protection
Lord_ZYRK: ^
cuttlefishman: glass, hunh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: bearing in mind I've never seen DBZ Ian, I would have no idea
LordZarano: Fibreglass insulation probably?
cuttlefishman: fibreglass or glass?
Adamantcheese: i only know because i have definitely gotten glass fibers stuck in my fingertips from messing with it before
Adamantcheese: not fun
Driosenth: Back before silicone insulation became affordable in home appliances
angryoptimist: It sure doesn't *sound* fun.
angryoptimist: Glass is best located *outside* the body.
Adamantcheese: ah right, this is up again cheers
Jorsh029: under the power strip
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Teirs_RL: as someone who just popped in, the whole housing looks like one large shock hazard
aquinas_0: @Teirs_RL do not stick the butter knife in the toaster
Driosenth: Ian, check under the power strip for the wire strippers.
offbeatwitch: from a shock hazard into a fire hazard Kappa
TehAmelie: it has been rewired at least once before but no one thought to add a ground wire huh
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Is there a separate grounding wire on that toaster?
Driosenth: there will be
TheMerricat: lol @driosenth u just saw them too
Driosenth: there wasn't originally
cuttlefishman: The prior cable didn't've have a ground in it
DaSunao: As someone who used to work with heavy duty electrical gear, an electrical fire was also a shock hazard.
DaSunao: Or a vaporization hazard
zerg539: @teirs_rl yep a mistake with this and you get full on wall power
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Good on you sir
cuttlefishman: Might've been replaced so long ago before a ground would've been typical?
LordZarano: Oh yeah, fire's conductive
angryoptimist: Well, as regards shocking, it's like Peter Gabriel said: don't monkey with the monkey (ignore the chorus). Presumably this generalizes up and then back down the family tree to great apes and hominins.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ianyou mentioned this might be the lst time you use this iron on stream.. got a new one coming?
wars128: When I first popped in I thought he was trying to make the toaster usb powered😂
Adamantcheese: aw, not getting a beast of a Hakko?
angryoptimist: "Pinecil", is it? I think Wendell from Level1 Techs has one.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: USB toaster: 5 Volts x 300 Amps
Adamantcheese: sounds like a job for me to send something to mailtime lrrHORN lrrHORN
e_bloc: please don't solder bums
RealGamerCow: tiltyhPLS
Anaerin: "We'll crimp our leads and go"
Adamantcheese: how is mailtime even working right now with the whole situation anyways
angryoptimist: It looks neat! Looking at the price, really reasonable...
angryoptimist: And, well, I'm a sucker for RISC-V.
Anaerin: Now's the perfect time to remember you forgot the heat-shrink.
cuttlefishman: umm
Anaerin: Uhhhhh....
Greypelt: "raw"
Hexi_Lexi: ian plz
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: @Anaerin that hits too close
Adamantcheese: slap some hot glue on that baby and you're set Kappa
aquinas_0: yep, emergency services canada, I have an emergency to report
Anaerin: 2-part epoxy. Make sure it never moves again.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: where dat green wire go though?
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Anaerin: It would go to the case. Ideally, you'd crimp a ring terminal on it...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ah. it;s the ground. got it
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: GFCI FTW
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Baggle?
TheMerricat: I wonder what is GFCI actually catch a ground fault if you don't have a ground wire?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Tinher Tailor Toaster Fry
TheMerricat: phone voice to text needs work
Electrodyne: I need to get me one'a them high end racing toasters
LordZarano: USB Power Delivery can do up to 100W (20V 5A)
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Electrodyne making me miss the project cars streams lol
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: @TheMerricat Nope, it needs that ground wire to detect the current and trip
fmerl: Tinker with Toaster, Solder & Fry, in that order.
fmerl: well, with that cable, more of a melt than a fry
Mysticman89: tinker, tailor, solder, toast
Anaerin: A GFCI won't catch a ground fault without a ground connector, but a RCD will.
TheMerricat: think of it as an expansion to the toasting area of the toaster :D
Electrodyne: @bobtheninjagoldfish how much do you long for a 3-parter: Scavenger Hunt to find toasters, then TTSF to clean and repair and decorate, then actual Toaster Racing
Electrodyne: We need the toast t be this dark, or hot, or whatever. First one wins
LordZarano: 70A at 20V is clearly much more reasonable for a USB toaster
Anaerin: Sure, but you'd need some thiccccc cables.
techstorm45: is this one of those automatic lift toasters?
techstorm45: niice, my grandmother used to have one of these
Electrodyne: Maybe toast launching for distance
Anaerin: Want to wrap your earth lead there, Ian?
niccus: like the beat in karate man
Bobtheninjagoldfish: in b4 grandma is no longer with us.
techstorm45: I dont remember exactly, it may be in storage somewhere
angryoptimist: Proposal: gas propelled toast lifting. Further proposal: coat the toast in iron, magnetic toast acceleration.
Juliamon: Clean it up and you'll have an easy couple hundred bucks
Electrodyne: Spinners vs lifters vs railguns
Anaerin: They're extremely costly, thanks to some YouTuber making videos about it and driving the demand up...
offbeatwitch: heh
techstorm45: I remember watching a video explaining the mechanism behind it. super neat
angryoptimist: Even further proposal: large leaded plate, nuclear pulse lifting mechanism for interplanetary toast lifting.
techstorm45: oh probably that one lol
Electrodyne: Flywheel toastapult would be good
Ampsand: Why am I now hungry for toast with butter?
LordZarano: @techstorm45 They've also become quite expensive on ebay due to a video by Technology Connections
TheMerricat: I've been looking on eBay for one they are around ~$100USD these days.
DeM0nFiRe: Conspiracy Theory: Technology Connections guy had a huge stock of then-worthless toasters and decided to make a video to artificially inflate the value!
ContingentCat: the most decident toaster
Anaerin: Toast as ablative heat shielding for re-entry vehicles?
offbeatwitch: i mean he has 3 of them
angryoptimist: ^
offbeatwitch: at least
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think the apple power cord will power a reactor.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: How hard do you have to slap a piece of bread in order to toast it?
offbeatwitch: very
AtLeast17Grapes: The most advanced toaster in the world, and it's 50 years old
Hexi_Lexi: of course Beej was excited about this toaster
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I suddenly want to see sueprman get up in the morning and just SLAP a loaf of bread
angryoptimist: They really, really ought to carry these sorts of designs into the future...
niccus: the opposite of sunbeam; a toaster where you have to push the bread down so hard that it toasts
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
angryoptimist: Just, y'know, grounded modernized.
Anaerin: Do bear in mind that slapping things to cook them also cooks the slapper, as well as the slapee.
angryoptimist: We are all on the cruise.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
LordZarano: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa probably orbital speeds
Electrodyne: Get a glove with heatsinks
wildpeaks: "I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to toast"
korvys: This is a toaster that is built to get very hot when it runs :P
Driosenth: The original sunbeam toaster debut in 1949 for $22.5 USD. That's about $250 USD In 2021.
angryoptimist: Plastic used to be kind of expensive, didn't it?
NotCainNorAbel: it stinks
TehAmelie: it'll take some very delicate wrist action to toast the bread and not just bake it into hard crust
PenutKing: apocalypse was much more instant back then
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Clark Kent gets up in the morning... Power is out.. and he just BATTERS a piece of bread
RandomTrivia: This toaster will certainly be riding eternal, shiny and chrome
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
elah806: I enjoy the Hunch! clip from time to time
angryoptimist: I could stand to watch The Critic--it's been so long I've forgotten most of it. I really, really liked it back in the day, though.
TheMerricat: Sunbeam stopped making them late 80's early 90's when Sunbeam was first aquired the main cause for their demise is normally credited to to he new CEO "Chainsaw Al" Dunlap. Sometimes called "Rambo in Pinstripes" who was famous for gutting companies to turn them around in bankruptcy.
angryoptimist: Also, I was young--I will doubtlessly appreciate it on different levels, now.
ApplicativeJones: Archie comics got weird
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elah806: It's wild to imagine only being able to see a golden age Simpsons episode only once. They're so DENSE
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I still think Futurama is the best thing Greoning has done.
Driosenth: @Bobtheninjagoldfish agreed
RandomTrivia: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Hard agree
Ampsand: I grew up in an area of Missouri where one of the neighboring towns had as its claim to fame was the home of the invention of sliced bread.
angryoptimist: I'm delighted with how SHINY this thing still is. Small imperfections notwithstanding.
ApplicativeJones: Disenchanted is kind of frustrating, because it feels like it's 75% filler and 25% amazing potential
Lord_ZYRK: Before that people just took bites straight out of the loaf lrrBEEJ
Adamantcheese: hot glue the screw to a stick Kappa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I really bounced off Disenchanted
Anaerin: No, Ian! The draw for this toaster is that it DOESN'T use magnets!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and now get it out
ElementalAlchemist: Magnetized™
Driosenth: surprise, the screw is stainless?
elah806: Also when I have revisited Simpsons episodes recently I have been very struck by their use of color - not just the yellow skin, but the backgrounds are full of all sorts of dark rich intense oranges and browns and greens. It feels very distinctive even today
angryoptimist: I wonder how/if you'll get that magnet out...
RandomTrivia: Probably attached to the screw
TehAmelie: a toaster that uses magnetic fields to toast the bread would be most decadent
sleepyneutrino: And thats how ian lost 42 magnets in a toster..
Mysticman89: next week on TTSF, ian fixes a toaster
DeM0nFiRe: Hey it would mean you could get a 2nd stream out of it :P
wildpeaks: naw, I'm betting the toaster is going to work :)
angryoptimist: Even if you ruin it... it's so simple, there's *surely* more to be done to fix it.
angryoptimist: That's the beauty of engineering like this!
zerg539: to be fair if you ruin the toaster you will objectively make the world a lesser place
angryoptimist: It's not like you can fry an IC in here.
Mysticman89: oh yeah, theres a 3d printed thingummywhat
TheMerricat: Given how well this was designed. I doubt anything would be ruined past you being able to fix it.
Texan_Reverend: Soon...
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah the schedule still said you were gonna do something with your wheel. I was hoping the toaaster was somehow involved with your wheel when Graham mentioned it
offbeatwitch: yeah i mean the worst will be the wire melting
wildpeaks: exactly, it was designed to be fixable
Anaerin: True, this is entirely solid state, in the original version of the term.
offbeatwitch: unless you break the internal heating wire
angryoptimist: I am concurring with TheMerricat here.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian, any thoughts on your previous pondering on more Project cars 2 streams?
TheMerricat: even those are replaceable I would bet
angryoptimist: Undoubtedly.
Lord_Hosk: Unless Im mistaken, isnt the ground wire supposed to run out the window and down to a large copper spike in the ground?
wildpeaks: titan'd
RandomTrivia: I mean, it does, just with extra steps
Adamantcheese: just float the ground i'm sure it'll be fine
ApplicativeJones: that's where the *other* end goes
Anaerin: @Lord_Hosk It's okay, I've got a zip-lock bag of dirt hanging next to my fuse box.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so the ground is connected to the casing?
Lord_ZYRK: The toaster. . . is GROUNDED
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Yay, partial death!
teavian: Progress!
wildpeaks: now you have a chance to survive the toaster
techstorm45: at least the chrome finish can take the blunt of electricity lol
Anaerin: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Right. So if there's a short, it goes through the casing, through the wire, and to ground, rather than through the casing, through the person holding it, and to ground.
wildpeaks: "give me toast or death"
Lord_ZYRK: Pre-stressed toaster
korvys: An extremely anxious toaster
TehAmelie: Ian did practically take it apart like the alien in The Expanse did with the spaceship on Venus. sure if it breaks any one who's watched could build a new one from scratch
Ampsand: Anyone here remembers the toaster screen savers?
angryoptimist: Hmm, do we want some heat-resistant sheathing for that ground wire? Does the metal it's touching get hot?
wildpeaks: Witness
angryoptimist: S h i n y
62MGcobra: the little'st toaster must of done something really bad to get grounded
TheMerricat: @ampsand I do :)
ArdCollider: imperatoast furiosa
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Anaerin: Imperator Furitoaster.
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: 🤔
Hexi_Lexi: lrrFINE
LordZarano: At least if the ground wire melts it doesn't matter if it contacts the case
angryoptimist: Oh, he did this too?
korvys: Uh, I'd have a reasonable amount of worry if he was posting about himself dying...
TehAmelie: i like Imperatoast Furiosa
Lord_ZYRK: If Ian's toast has hints of burnt plastics and ozone, he'll know something is wrong.
SnowBuddy18: I just god here, what was wrong with the toaster?
angryoptimist: Also, I can't cleverly note it, but nice Was (Not Was) there.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Isn’t he in the Us
niccus: it was gunked up, and it was lethal
angryoptimist: @TheDailyMapleSyrup He is! So it'd have to be a call in for now.
Anaerin: @SnowBuddy18 It was 45+ years old, had a non-polarized plug, no double insulation and no ground wire.
sleepyneutrino: Ian reflection face in toaster is quite the image!
angryoptimist: Illinois, last I heard.
Ampsand: Does this toaster have a crumb tray?
offbeatwitch: in a sense
offbeatwitch: it has a flap
62MGcobra: *next time on TTSF Ian rechromes a toaster
Adamantcheese: evapo-rust will probably strip the chrome finish just fyi
angryoptimist: Electroplating? Electroplate it in gold! The most decadent toaster! Kappa
TheMerricat: @snowbuddy18 surprisingly little, he got it working and toasting bread in the first few minutes after adjusting a screw, but it was gunked up with bread crumbs all over and he replaced the plug since it wasn't grounded or polarized
Ampsand: @angryoptimist Ooh yes I like that idea
Mysticman89: flared bases are always useful
SnowBuddy18: electroplate it in electrum @angryoptimist
Shadwhawk: Ian should make himself an evaporative deposition chamber
angryoptimist: Does electrum electroplate well? How does silver take to electroplating?
Anaerin: A nice passivated finish.
ghyllnox: Have we learned what's in the tumbler?
angryoptimist: I do like electrum, though.
Adamantcheese: brushed nickel toaster let's gooo
offbeatwitch: a small cocaine spoon
SnowBuddy18: @angryoptimist absolutely no idea, but it sounds good
Anaerin: I'm sorry, a small WHAT spoon?
Mysticman89: cocaine spoon is quite the ian-ism
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
RandomTrivia: Oh good, I wasn't the only one who heard that
jessieimproved: there...are other words for that size of spoon
Juliamon: It's not an Ian-ism, it's a thing
Hexi_Lexi: a small WHAT, ian?!
DeM0nFiRe: "probably"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: little mis aligned on teh front, Ian.
techstorm45: from the salt into the cocaine lol
elah806: Ian you did not need to specify that you have not done cocaine
wildpeaks: Ian's just being prepared
Anaerin: I've lost my Absinthe spoon, unfortunately.
SnowBuddy18: I was waiting for Ian to say "that came with my cocaine" it would have been amazing
RealGamerCow: one does not disperse cocaine with a spoon, one partakes directly from the spoon
magical_writer: Ok, I was only have listening but that got my attention.
Hexi_Lexi: please nobody try cocaine if you can avoid it
wildpeaks: "don't panic and always know where your cocaine spoon is"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if that toaster actually is from the 50s, it was probably near some cocaine pretty regularly
fmerl: please don't snort cocaine off your toaster
SnowBuddy18: what's in the box? Ian's cocaine spoon
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: The reward for getting to the end of all music is haircut ASMR.
fmerl: it might be hot
TheMerricat: I think the actual for real name of that spoon size is actually a snuff spoon. or at least I've seen them sold under that name
jessieimproved: @Hexi_Lexi agree big time, there are much safer things to experiment with
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the housing isn't totally in the base on one side, Ian.
techstorm45: la croix has rootbeer?
techstorm45: weird
TehAmelie: i like BoJack Horseman's saying: liquor before beer, you're in the clear, don't do heroin
TehAmelie: but cocaine is pretty high up there too
SnowBuddy18: I mean, not wrong
Hexi_Lexi: @jessieimproved i havent done it, but let say i knew people who tried it
iris_of_ether: La Croix's Memory of Root Beer
ghyllnox: ty!
offbeatwitch: alright everyone, place your bets whether the wire will melt
ContingentCat: test toast to make sure we didn't break it?
angryoptimist: That looks like a toaster to me!
ContingentCat: ah goo
techstorm45: cant wait to see this in the highlights
RandomTrivia: It will be fine
ContingentCat: *good
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
angryoptimist: Please do not die.
elah806: Even more so than cocaine heroin is one of those things where I cannot understand wanting to do it the second you learn about how it is done and literally anything about what it does to you, including what it feels like
iris_of_ether: Measure case potential to ground first? :O
wildpeaks: fingers crossed
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Plugging it in will help, yes
Bobtheninjagoldfish: best part of the bread
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
SnackPak_: hte toaster is live
Anaerin: And... <STREAM DEAD>
ArdCollider: oh thank god he listened @iris_of_ether
ArdCollider: :D
iris_of_ether: I'm paranoidly helping! <3
iris_of_ether: @ArdCollider :D
Anaerin: Continuity from case to ground pin
angryoptimist: Good catch, iris_of_ether
SnackPak_: yay safety!
RandomTrivia: Wonderful.
62MGcobra: beep
iris_of_ether: Huzzah!
offbeatwitch: now to see if a GFCI trips
offbeatwitch: :D
RandomTrivia: There will be no toasting of Ian today!
ContingentCat: sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: yay science
sleepyneutrino: Ground!!! cheer50
RandomTrivia: Only toasting of bread!
Hexi_Lexi: yay safety!
iris_of_ether: You're welcome! I have just enough electrical experience to be really paranoid of it!
angryoptimist: The best kind of safety is good safety.
Adamantcheese: i would probably check the case to your live/neutral as well, just in case the resistive heating elements are screwed
62MGcobra: lrrCOW
SnowBuddy18: Ian's head is on at a 45 degree angle, like a trucker hat
korvys: Ok, odds stream goes down? Like 2%?
offbeatwitch: adamantcheese at least a gfci will catch that
elah806: I think I want to get into synthesizer tech and circuit bending and stuff until I watch any electrical-related TTSFs
DeM0nFiRe: lmao my stream buffered for a sec when you plugged it in
kalira77: I'm of absolutely no help! Woo!
SnowBuddy18: smoke
offbeatwitch: is there uhhh
Anaerin: I saw a little smoke.
delta__vee: anyone want to put a guess on how many amps that powerbar is actually good for?
wildpeaks: is it good smoke ?
angryoptimist: By the power of Grayskull!
RandomTrivia: The stream hasn't lrrCOW 'd yet, which is a good sign
offbeatwitch: bread in there
Mysticman89: are we expecting the cable to be rather warm?
SnowBuddy18: @offbeatwitch no
Adamantcheese: ayyy
offbeatwitch: ok cool
62MGcobra: huzzuh
techstorm45: nice, mechanism works!
Thatwasademo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:38.
Anaerin: Your bread has been judged.
offbeatwitch: this is good so far
Anaerin: A pair of chopsticks?
korvys: spin it 90 degrees
SnowBuddy18: note, do NOT put a screwdriver in your toaster at home
offbeatwitch: hm
korvys: So we can see down the slot length
angryoptimist: Perhaps get a nylon spudger? Good for model building, too.
offbeatwitch: great view
62MGcobra: does the teeth emote work here instead of toast?
r2gamer2: I just tuned in what is happening?
iris_of_ether: Yeah, between GCFI and house breakers he'd likely only get a painful (but non-deadly) zap if something went wrong, but I like being paranoid :D
RandomTrivia: Alright chat, as the toast rises, imagine the opening of Also Sprach for full effect
DeM0nFiRe: o n e s l i c e
angryoptimist: M a x i m u m
offbeatwitch: gladiators ready
ContingentCat: ready!
wildpeaks: experience T O A S T
SnowBuddy18: @r2gamer2 Ian's about to set the stream on fire
RandomTrivia: *nomnomnom*
offbeatwitch: diagonal toast
korvys: Toaster Kirby
LordZarano: Cook That Camera!
SnackPak_: let's go toast
iris_of_ether: Judge That Gluten!
HundreydAundre: Dummy toast?
Adamantcheese: lrrFINE 🔥 lrrFINE 🔥 lrrFINE 🔥
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: One slice, my favorite amine
NotCainNorAbel: how is the power cord feeling?
angryoptimist: Automatic beyond belief!
delta__vee: the toastening
Inkymouse: Yeeeeee
PMAvers: YEAH TOAST
offbeatwitch: see how the wire is holding up :D
ContingentCat: Compare with your other toaster?
1StarPeeps5starGames: this is the most excited ive been to watch bread be toasted
Mysticman89: is there value to testing the other toast slot?
Hexi_Lexi: T O A S T
Anaerin: Should have put that in the other way around.
Anaerin: @Mysticman89 It only detects bread on that slot.
niccus: probably need to do a blind taste test; how's cori feeling about two toasts
ApplicativeJones: check for voltage between the outside and ground with a multimeter?
JadedCynic: oh right - Toast....Hey, Would Banks be open today? Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: Why not make a slice of toast to mail out for each person who subbed today
r2gamer2: lrrFINE
Anaerin: @ApplicativeJones If there was a short, breakers would have tripped already.
ElementalAlchemist: JadedCynic: nice
offbeatwitch: we did that
korvys: Yes. *That* is the bad science part :P
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offbeatwitch: you can always pull the switch to "off" to stop it
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dougma: uhhhh.....
wildpeaks: how does it smell ?
offbeatwitch: it's definitely cooked
Lord_ZYRK: Edges looking crispy
RomanGoro: Smoke is on camera
JadedCynic: I like that off button
62MGcobra: that toast is toasty
Juliamon: It emerges
wildpeaks: bread looks shy
niccus: probably just the edge doing edge things
Mysticman89: bit well done for my tastes
techstorm45: nice
ContingentCat: might have gone too far
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ElementalAlchemist: YEAH TOAST!
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FadedOverseer: yeah toast
JadedCynic: see, the heel of the loaf can curl and 'jam' like that
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r2gamer2: Its burnt ):
wildpeaks: nothing caught fire, I call this a success
offbeatwitch: i think putting it in the wrong way was a problem
angryoptimist: Well, this is a learning moment.
ContingentCat: clearly the crumbs were a necessary part of toasting quality
TheMerricat: good news the toaster ran long enough to burn the toast and didn't melt the cord
niccus: do not aim the crust at anything you're not willing to destroy
sleepyneutrino: The toaster 100% toasted, You sure that quarter turn was right direction too?
angryoptimist: Good toaster discipline.
Anaerin: loaves of bread, with the cut sides labelled "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY"
JadedCynic: so we have made progress then
offbeatwitch: well maybe try a regular slice
HundreydAundre: You can somehow smell it thru the stream.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: It toast 50%, 100% of the time
RandomTrivia: I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself https://i.imgur.com/Z8Oh0Bt.gif
offbeatwitch: TOAST FACE TOWARDS ENEMY
niccus: i've always wanted a muisjes claymore
JadedCynic: @Anaerin I would buy that (I bought face masks like it :D )
SnowBuddy18: @Anaerin pictures when?
iris_of_ether: Oh, if this thing has a thermostat and you left that slot empty, it makes sense that it could just Cook Forever. Like an open feedback loop, yeah?
HundreydAundre: Wait. that's a bad thing, right?
sleepyneutrino: What do people call the toast end? To me it was always the "Heel" of the bread, but loads of people say Crust, or End..
ContingentCat: aka a half turn
iris_of_ether: Huhn
TehAmelie: i call the butt of the bread, after Johnny Wander
Anaerin: "Detect"
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Sense
ArdCollider: at my house it's the "butt," @sleepyneutrino, but we acknowledge that that's not a standard use
JadedCynic: @sleepyneutrino ....heel or crust
korvys: If the internal wires broke, it could run forever, BUT those wires are actually part of the lowering mechanism
SnowBuddy18: acquiring
LurkerSpine: @sleepyneutrino my family uses both crust and end. never used heel
math_nerdette: Ian, I want to eat your toast (jam-side down) and then I want to fight you
iris_of_ether: I am either over or underthinking this toaster :D
Lord_ZYRK: Anaerin how about a novelty toaster that looks like a Claymore and toasts "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY" into the bread?
Snowcookies: Toast off!
Mysticman89: its also the butt off the bread in my house
iris_of_ether: (Also I just like feedback loops.)
sleepyneutrino: Butt, Heel, End, Crust.. I think Butt might be my favorite, not heard that much before!
Snowcookies: Two toasters enter, one survives
TehAmelie: nutella is a jam, if i remember the lessons of LRL
Anaerin: @Lord_ZYRK Considering there's various licensed toasters that make patterns as they toast, that's quite possible.
angryoptimist: Properly configured, the Sunbeam oughta crush this.
SnowBuddy18: @Snowcookies does the other one get run over by a monster truck?
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think you are going to be able to run both toasters at once
SnowBuddy18: aye aye captain
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: TOASTERDOME
62MGcobra: we need a points bet here
LordZarano: I used to call the end of the bread the "parcel" when I was young
TheMerricat: breaker overload?
sleepyneutrino: This is remarkably exciting
Snowcookies: SnowBuddy18: I dunno, I'm not running this competition
offbeatwitch: is that left one... powered on
RandomTrivia: That motion is absolutely sergeJustRight
angryoptimist: Can both of these run simultaneously on the same circuit?
elah806: Me: hey I need a toaster Panasonic: I got u Me: hey this is random but I'm also on the lookout for a CRT and a pocket calculator Panasonic: ur not gonna believe this
offbeatwitch: oh i can see it glowing a little
NotCainNorAbel: me too
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: the decadent toast
Hexi_Lexi: breaker overload, stream dies
iris_of_ether: O_O
TehAmelie: Ian "Kilowatts" Horner
thunderbird32: Time for a toast off?
offbeatwitch: that left one is barely glowing
sleepyneutrino: Left toaster does not look as "Glowy"
iris_of_ether: Ian "Kill-o-watts" Horner
Rewind_G: okay Ian, this is why i love you. Toaster races? like come on what could be better!!!?
Lord_Hosk: its not even a race!
ArdCollider: notthatFakefight
RandomTrivia: We didn't use the panasonic a minute ago
Juliamon: You can still time the split
TehAmelie: we can always check the tapes
sleepyneutrino: But is faster toast or better toast the winner?!
PMAvers: Man, just imagine what that right toaster could do to a Magic card.
JadedCynic: oh wait, did you have the right one running recently? the elements might've been holding some heat?
ApplicativeJones: can always clip the stream for durations
Rewind_G: its wobbly however
SnowBuddy18: it gets rechromed better
RandomTrivia: We burnt the end piece, remember?
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HundreydAundre: Pannah: What? The SONIC is WARMING UP!?
Vyous: The most recent XKCD would indicate it's probably not great at cooking eggs Kappa
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: The sunbeam started first so it takes all the current. Thats how electricity works
Rewind_G: WHAT
elah806: But what if you wanted your toast slow
Rewind_G: ALREADY?
Ampsand: Can it toast a bagel?
RandomTrivia: The hand of Cori!
Hexi_Lexi: WHAT
sleepyneutrino: That was a surprising!
Lord_Hosk: WOW
offbeatwitch: pop!
dougma: um.....
ElementalAlchemist: That's not toast
Rewind_G: LAME
SnackPak_: 6/10 toast
ElementalAlchemist: That's still bread
Rewind_G: its tinted bread
RandomTrivia: We're all going to look VERY stupid if the Panasonic wins
Juliamon: vvvooooooooop
sleepyneutrino: More modern design so less of the heat is radiated as light
offbeatwitch: i think that one is more done
Mysticman89: left is my style of toast
niccus: that is a beauty
SnowBuddy18: that's a lot more brown
JadedCynic: what if you needed n time to make a cup of tea/coffee etc during the toast
JadedCynic: that's great
62MGcobra: looks a little more done
Graham_LRR: The first one could be toastier
RandomTrivia imagines Also Sprach Zarathustra
ElementalAlchemist: THAT'S a good piece of toast
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Oof
ElementalAlchemist: oh
Rewind_G: is that what toast looks like?
Snowcookies: lol
JadedCynic: see, my father would prefer the left one
CaptainSpam: Ooo. Well.
Rewind_G: i dont really eat toast
Lord_Hosk: Thats... burned
HundreydAundre: Starter toast for a superb melt
TehAmelie: personally i like toast that's barely crispy, still sweaty
SnowBuddy18: maybe?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: AND NOW I WANT TOAST!
RealGamerCow: that's 75% full toast
angryoptimist: That's a setting thing.
Graham_LRR: Def a little crispy. Once you dial it in though...
62MGcobra: burnt but not black
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: its bloody raw
Rewind_G: i thought so hosk
SnowBuddy18: left toast is my toast setting
RandomTrivia: Oh hai Graham
Lord_Hosk: One is burned one is raw bread
62MGcobra: hows that mouth feel
ElementalAlchemist: It's only burnt on one side
iris_of_ether: See, I'm on gluten free toast, so all bets are off for me. Go with gluten-y god, my friends.
Hexi_Lexi: hey Gra lrrHAM
offbeatwitch: i actually like super underdone toast :D
elah806: The content I crave is Ian waving a piece of toast in front of his ear
JadedCynic: oh good, it's still got the chewyness
Rewind_G: good ol' Father Graham. how be you?
Mysticman89: I want toast to just barely toasted to the point it's hard enough to withstand vigourous spreading, and that's about it
JadedCynic: YMMV at this stage
RomanGoro: Is this regular crispy toast?
Juliamon: "how have I been USING this toaster"
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Ians going gordon ramsey on that raw toast
angryoptimist: That's not toast, that's just a skin on bread.
JadedCynic: @RomanGoro it's relative
62MGcobra: how do you want your toast rare or well done?
ContingentCat: Cori give us your toast hot takes
Lord_Hosk: Take one down 8% and one up 8% for a fair run
Ampsand: Can you have too many toasters?
Lord_ZYRK: I want to bite into my toast and have it moo in response MiniK
kalira77: welp, there goes lunch
Takani42: are there specs on the sunbeam model here?
Anaerin: Toast hot takes: Toast is better when it's warm.
Mcgwee: I want toast...
SnowBuddy18: yes Ian, yes it is
sleepyneutrino: It seems to always toast each side at a slightly different rate so can it ever be "Perfect" or will one side always be Over/Under to perfect?
Hexi_Lexi: now i want a grilled cheese
JadedCynic: okay now BOTH toasters have been preh-oh
HundreydAundre: And then we celebrate.
Anaerin: @Takani42 1375 Watts, Model 20-30 (or 20300), produced in 1976 or so
JadedCynic: self-loading
Takani42: Thank you all
LordZarano: Oh for the days when kitchen appliances had calibration screws
KodeMage: overclock it to 1800 watts, the residential maximum?
Juliamon: Remember to feed your toaster every morning with fresh slices of bread
RandomTrivia: "Ian, check your toast privilege" would make an excellent quote
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
RealGamerCow: This has been really fun.
TheMerricat: Dang it Ian, I don't even eat toast and now I want one of these. :)
RandomTrivia: !quote 6993
LRRbot: Quote #6993: "Is there any food better then buttered toast?" —Kathleen [2020-06-08]
Rewind_G: Smart Toaster
Anaerin: @KodeMage Residential maximum is 1500W, give or take.
Mcgwee: woah
Rewind_G: does it have bluetooth too?
Lord_Hosk: thats bread
SirMorek: i have opinions about a toaster that doesn't EJECT the toast
ContingentCat: over corrected
RomanGoro: That's raw bread
angryoptimist: This is/has been a delight.
Mcgwee: oh nm
korvys: Pre-heating won't actually affect it - it's reading the bread temp
RandomTrivia: That's underdone even by my feeble standards
Rewind_G: can the toaster connect to my toothbrush?
KarnakGWJ: I love the slow rise toasters
sleepyneutrino: This toaster is pernickety
KarnakGWJ: My parents had one with a cloth cord.
sleepyneutrino: But I do love it
ElementalAlchemist: Chat!
niccus: it has spent decades resting, it needs... calibrations
SirMorek: fragLurk
offbeatwitch: chattin'
LordZarano: Toast becomes toast at about 170C
letfireraindown: yeppers, just a quiet one
angryoptimist: Multi-Part Toasting!!
KarnakGWJ: looks pretty similar to this one tbh.
Lord_Hosk: You have a patreon? how do we support that?
PMAvers: Eat that bread.
Snowcookies: !youtube
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TheMerricat: @KarnakGWJ I don't know if you saw the insides or just got here but this one had what looked like a cloth woven sleeve on the inside cords but the acutal outside cord had already been replaced.
TemporallyAwry: This is a toaster fit for the Decadent Man PridePog
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Mcgwee: perfect
JadedCynic: I agree - that's browned, but not blackened
Capt_clown: ooohhhh *chefs kiss*
angryoptimist: That looks perfect!
ContingentCat: That's a good toast
Hexi_Lexi: we heard it
TehAmelie: today Robert Burns Perfect is born to su
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
Rewind_G: lol from the back
KarnakGWJ: @TheMerricat I did just get here =D
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (18:14 from now).
Texan_Reverend: Ian, for next time, there's also a load cell based pedal set you should be watching out for. Surprise.
SnowBuddy18: studios A, B, C, C, G, H, I, J, K, M, P, S, W, and any others I may have missed
math_nerdette: thrice quarterly
DarkMorford: @Texan_Reverend You're such an enabler. Wouldn't have it any other way. :D
Texan_Reverend: Hence why I mentioned a pedal stand build.
TheMerricat: For as much as we give Ian guff about this being a 'try' stream, I've been amazed at how well every stream I've managed to catch in RL has gone.
korvys: The Antique Toaster that's Better than Yours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks so much for the show!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Toast
LordZarano: How to design an actually good toaster with lessons from the 1940's: https://youtu.be/bLk1cjZ4ll0
offbeatwitch: artisanal toasters
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Anaerin: Yes, the patent is expired, but nobody's bothering with it when they can make them cheaper.
angryoptimist: Surely must've expired by now... GIFs patent expired, after all.
RandomTrivia: (Crapshot 222 for the relevant subject matter)
TheMerricat: And to be fair to Alec, while I'm sure that the prices went up once his video hit the viral stage, these toasters were already considered highly sought after before him. :)
RandomTrivia: Oooh, shiny!
TehAmelie: see also: The Secret Life of Toast
RobotInProgress: Toaster Vision~
Snowcookies: Ian, I'm drinking tea!
62MGcobra: kinda looks like walter white there
Mysticman89: so where is the unsettling teeth picture now?
JadedCynic: next tiltyhouse stream thru toaster reflection? ;)
angryoptimist: Sattou is GREAT
DeM0nFiRe: From a random blog on the internet that may be innaccurate "While the Radiant Control toaster went out of production in 1997, the latest patent used in its manufacture was issued in 1957. That patent expired no later than 1974."
offbeatwitch: [to the tune of the chucklevision theme] toaster vision
ElementalAlchemist: lrrHEART
JadedCynic: ♫All around the country and coast....♫
ContingentCat: does anyone know if that poster is illustrated by Brain Lee O'Malley of Scott Pilgrim by any chance it looks like his style
TehAmelie: there could be Wandavision jokes to make too but it's probably insensitive to call Vision a toaster
Snowcookies: Bye
Texan_Reverend: Thanks for a great stream, Ian!
ritchards: and next week for Destiny 2!
CaptainSpam: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (18:10 from now).
ghyllnox: Thank you o/
TheMerricat: Sunbeam stopped making them because they went bankrupt and the company that acquired them was known more for gutting their acquisitions than bringing them back to life. Other folk don't make them because they have their own gimmicks to push and they aren't interested in making these for more money than they can make cheap ones
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrr toasters
Texan_Reverend: Have a pleasant evening.
CaptainSpam: Stick around for a little over eighteen hours for Chillpoint!
Snowcookies: Don't stick around, go home
Juliamon: Stick around if you have nothing better to do, if you want
angryoptimist: Have a nice evening/night all!
ContingentCat: You can't tell me what to do, I might want to stick around for 18 hours
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, and cya next time! o/
serramarkov: G'night all!
RandomTrivia: Goodnight everyone, and thank you Ian for another excellent TTSF! lrrHEART
TheMerricat: @ContingentCat all I know of the poster is it's a mondo poster of Battle Royale. if that helps any
Snowcookies: See y'all tomorrow during class
LoadingReadyRun: @ContingentCat Also the poster is by Brian Lee Omalley of Scott Pilgrim fame.
TheMerricat: Chat you are all wonderful human beings, except those of you who are aliens or robots, and I'm sure you are wonderful at whatever you are as well. Be safe, be well, and be happy!
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun cool, thanks
TehAmelie: if i weren't terribly uncoordinated and also without power tools and scrap metal i'd be crafting a toaster for Desert Bus '21. . .
TheMerricat: The new craze in 2021? DIY Toasters :D
TehAmelie: i'm sure someone feels the call
TheMerricat: Might need to wait a few more years, can't 3d print the shell for a toaster till we can 3d print metal :)
LordZarano: Now I'm sad that my kitchen appliances don't have adjustment screws...
TehAmelie: my good pot lids have screws that need fastening every now and then. feels pretty sweet
TehAmelie: even though it's just to keep their handles attached
TehAmelie: well it's 5 am and definitely time to sleep. stay fresh, cheese bags
Juliamon: Checking the attachment screws on handles occasionally is good life advice in general
Juliamon: We didn't and our front door handle fell off.
TehAmelie: oofa
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Do not punch your teammate.