TehAmelie: ?_?
Fruan: !next
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djalternative: because ho boy was it great to learn how/why vorenklex was on kaldheim
Diabore: panic!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: #SOON
djalternative: picnic
RayoConDios: Vorenklex was on Kaldheim for a picnic?
Wonderdoc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Kaldheim Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
ihlendrax: But did it really answer why? I’m left with more questions than answers....
Wonderdoc: Ah so we are in the waiting room stage of the stream
djalternative: we know why. so the phyrexians can "become perfect"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: isn't that the point of a post credits sequence?
ihlendrax: They always wanted perfection though.
djalternative: but now they have an actual plan
djalternative: Vorenklex was trying to get some Kaldheim special Tyrite syrup to put on the pancakes at the Praetor brunch
RayoConDios: I thought Elesh Norn killed all the other praetors?
ihlendrax: That analogy just made me snort.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a very small brunch
asthanius: One doesn't simple kill Vorinclex
djalternative: It's a weekly thing. They rent out a dining room at a restaurant.
CAKHost: It's 8 pm, why is everyone talking about brunch?
TehAmelie: i'm confused. when does the post credits of the set happen? where? who?
RockPusher: a tiny brunch with a tiny string quartet playing tiny violins?
Diabore: brunch isnt a meal, its a state of mind @CAKHost
CAKHost: Fair
djalternative: @TehAmelie in the ep. 5 article there's an epilogue
Bengineering: benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog
Gen2Gengar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Kaldheim Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (5m ago).
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Vampiricsloth: good evening :)
RandomTrivia: Hey there Ben!
RockPusher: benginUroPog
RayoConDios: Whoops
RandomTrivia: benginHeart benginUroPog
CAKHost: Hi Ben!
Bengineering: the vega bus is coming
dividesBy0: brunch time is like crunch time, only for breakfast
gnome_friend: Vega!
RayoConDios: Pulled the trigger too soon
djalternative: I def don't have signal
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RandomTrivia: Right, I don't have that one
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Bengineering gonna draw SO MANY CARDS
SnowBuddy18: I just returned home from work, hopefully I have time to grab a drink before stream start
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
Bengineering: we're on our way, tech issues no worries <3
RockPusher: Soon™
YurikosWife: calebdLove
DarkMorford: Hm, do I want a burger or a chicken sammich for dinner...
djalternative: @Bengineering If you wish to join in the conversation, if Vorinklex was getting the Tyrite syrup for the Praetor brunch, what's everyone else bringing?
LadyAiluros: @DarkMorford por que no los dos
djalternative: I think Elish Norn might bring the Mamosas
RayoConDios: @DarkMorford Are chicken sandwiches not a type of burger?
TehAmelie: i can say soggy ramen with falafel is a bad idea, at least
Juliamon: chicken burg
TehAmelie: based on my dinner
YurikosWife: burger de chicken
asthanius: @djalternative That feels more like Jin Gitaxis's thing. Serum mimosas
RockPusher curses cutting his nails *before* opening the canned beverage
YurikosWife: Jin would bring juice
djalternative: okay then. What's Sheoldred bringing. I'm def not trusting black mana with any breakfast meats
TehAmelie: falafel in swedish is a homonym of "fall fault" and it sure faultily fell apart
SnowBuddy18: mmmmm, gyudon for dinner
RayoConDios: Sheoldred is dead, I know that. Elesh Norn invaded her realm
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Kaldheim Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (9m ago).
ihlendrax: Sheoldred would bring a mostly empty kat if Nutella and let everyone else figure it out.
asthanius: I don't think Urabrask would've accepted an invitation. P sure Urabrask hated what the other praetors were doing
ihlendrax: *jar of
djalternative: question, does atraxa get invited to the brunch?
asthanius: Atraxa is the little sister who comes along because Yawgmoth said so
Favre_Studios: 'lo
petey_vonwho: not after the stunt she pulled last time
ihlendrax: Isn’t she the Praetor’s Voice? There wouldn’t be much conversation without her....
RayoConDios: I have to imagine the brunch place is called Yawgmoth's, right?
RayoConDios: Yawgmoth's Grill
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Glistening Egg
ihlendrax: (Dear house fairies - please return my copy of Marwyn. K? Thanks.)
SnowBuddy18: all food is cooked in Phyrexian oil
djalternative: unnaturally
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Hadouken_lol_catz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Kaldheim Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (13m ago).
petey_vonwho: Jin-Gitaxis brought all the bacon, but won't let anyone have any
djalternative: who's the chef? they certainly aren't cooking it themselves.
YurikosWife: they get the swedish chef from the muppets
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NarishmaReborn: swedish chef is the muppet that is the closest to a construct with fleshy parts
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait what?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I did not post taht
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TehAmelie: fightin' papers, please
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
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philippekav: paper fight : a paper of fights
BlightningHelix: Time for the pre-saturday morning cardboard duel!
ihlendrax: Oh FFS Twitch. Why does it keep freezing with 0:03 left to play in ads?! *shakes fists*
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lithopseffect: the post-thursday card calamity
djalternative: the pre-determined space time paper card confluence
Electrodyne: I bet you could get some jewelers rouge and sharpen one of those cards enough to fight somebody
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llama513: Super excited commander is always fun to watch
dangybrangus: do we know who is playing?
train_diskenth: eeeyyyyyy actually made it this time
Vampiricsloth: hows it going chat? having a good friday so far?
djalternative: Ben, Ben, Nelson, and special guest LadyLavinias
SnowBuddy18: @dangybrangus I think Ulmer is, no idea after that
TehAmelie: Bullseye killed Elektra with a playing card, you know
ihlendrax: Thanks @laikagoat! (But now I have 6 more ads to watch...LOL!)
philippekav: ben, wheeler, nelly and lady lavinias
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's Commander Night on Friday Night Paper Fight! @BengineeringTV , @BWheelerMTG, @coachnellyMTG and special guest @LadyLavinias are playing Kaldheim Commanders! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtgXBwSUUAALEI8.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1357860767450624001
TheWooglie: ~lasttweet
laikagoat: @ihlendrax oh no, i was trying to spare you the ads
Juliamon: Peep the tweet ^^
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: TWEET = PEEPED
annasaurus13: They seem to pit the Bens against each other quite a bit.
djalternative: How do I turn a tweet into a sugar coated marshmellow?
Juliamon: Turns out both Bens really enjoy paper card games
Electrodyne: Why was Bullseye such a badass in Daredevil, but not nearly as good in SWAT?
ihlendrax: LOL! It’s all good. Twitch hate me. I’m pretty sure of it.
queenfounder: Twitch seems to think I didn’t need a notification. I mean, it’s right.
DeM0nFiRe: If the Bens like card games so much, then why haven't they done a go fish stream yet?
bullseye3265: Whoop whoop here we goooooooo!!!!!
Vampiricsloth: finally made it through all 8 ads xD
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queenfounder: I’d totally watch an all Ben go fish stream
djalternative: gibb us go fish
Bobtheninjagoldfish: plz no Go Fish.
asthanius: @DeM0nFiRe Because fishing is Serge's thing
Alas_Babylon: Stop Fish
Bobtheninjagoldfish: why must I stop?
queenfounder: Why did my ad block start NOW!?
tergonis: my timing is flawless
xantos69: Hello Goodly Magic Folk!
RandomTrivia: Here we gooooo!
TehAmelie: hello hello
Sampy104: The Friday Night Paper Fight: You pay for the whole land but you only need the Tectonic Edge!!
freshmaker__: Hello friends!
ihlendrax: Why did Twitch just loop back 10 seconds on me?
Wonderdoc: Oh who is the friend? OhMyDog
DeM0nFiRe: Ah crap, my viewing eyeballs are at the shop, I wish they said something earlier
RockPusher: What about the eyeballs I don't use for viewing?
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
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ChimPANGzee: Four months? More like a quarter of March 2020!
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ChaoticObserver: laviniShock laviniHi laviniWow
RandomTrivia: Special guest HYPE benginHype
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrFINE
Electrodyne: Is that chair from THE FUTURE
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frogomb: A+ crew tonight
garunkl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
garunkl: Cooool Commanders!
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TheWooglie: is there a high pitched whine or just me?
HammerTheWise: Hey, hey, hi hello! What did I miss?
freshmaker__: If someone isn't playing Firja I'll cry.
ChaoticObserver: laviniSnug
Alas_Babylon: Sounds like someone's laptop is about to launch into space
queenfounder: Ooh the tic toks. I have declared myself too old for it
RandomTrivia: @TheWooglie Somebody's computer fan is having a TIME
CardKingdom: Awww shucks thanks Ben
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is wheeler's commander the Cat Car?
frogomb: I hear it too
ChimPANGzee: lrrCOW lrrHORN Welcome Special Guest lrrHORN lrrCOW
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TheWooglie: RandomTrivia thanks not me
philippekav: @TheWooglie yeah sounds like AC or something
CardKingdom: Thanks for the pointing there Lady <3
chumpofthemonth: A kingdom of cards
Radyin: Are those case fans at level 9000?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: CardKingdom.com. LRR has made up a bunch of slogans for them.
Alas_Babylon: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Unfortunately you can't have a Vehicle as a commander, I don't think
Rogue_07: Great to see LadyLavinias on the show! Love your stream, LL! benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart
RockPusher: Just in case you need a reminder of your type
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Alas_Babylon but.. but.. Cat Car
jackouk: Holy moly I’m alive and awake during a FNPF. is this real? What is happening. GLHF.
freshmaker__: I do sometimes forget what creature type I am
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StageMgrRob: My sub is now 10 months younger than I am years old.
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: I am a Creature-Coward.
Mangledpixel: a note: the affiliate link does not get you the button,asking 'button please' gets you the button
Alas_Babylon: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I know ;-;
queenfounder: Ooh @nelly at the moonbase
Sampy104: FHLG
TheWooglie: Nelson's sleeves are oshiNice
RockPusher: MrDestructoid Hello, yes, fellow Creature - Humans
Loonatic93: No God of the Tree Commander? COWARDS!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
RandomTrivia: SKWERL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ulmer starting with a Mouse in play on turn Zero. OP.
MegaDosX: I wonder if Nelson will manage to cast Valki as Tibalt during the game
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski, Bearer of Secrets attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
djalternative: ah. so Nelson's the one on Tibalt
freshmaker__: No Firja BibleThump
TheWooglie: Voltron?
ninjim84: fingers crossed @megadosx
RandomTrivia: Wheeler confirmed Disney Princess
CardKingdom: So who is Bambi's Mom in your deck?
getsomeinya: no audio on Nelson and lady
Alas_Babylon: @TheWooglie Voltron is a term given to decks that focus on boosting the commander
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ChaoticObserver: Clever
HundreydAundre: Are you a princess, Wheeler?
HammerTheWise: Peak Wheeler
flatluigi: @Loonatic93 if you really want to see that card just play brawl and you'll queue against ten of them in a row
TheWooglie: Alas_Babylon I just wondered if that was the plan or not
Sampy104: Like some sort of fairy tale? Wait, Eldrane cards?! Oh no
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LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Alas_Babylon: @TheWooglie Ah, doesn't sound like it
Nuurgle: Sol Ring melts snow lands
RandomTrivia: Cool, Archenemy started early today LUL
theaggrokrag: Pleased to see Nelly on Mono B
circusofkirkus: BIRB
red_shoes_jeff: Mouse in the play area? lrrJUDGE
HundreydAundre: Also me & ME Suddenly: Dude!; What is WRONG WITH U?!
Sogheim: did Ben bring the best new bird?! YES!
LRRbot: Vega, the Watcher [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
CyberFive: I mean, Squirrels stealing jewelry is on theme, right?
Sampy104: I’m not sure he is sorry
frogomb: Brown like artifacts should be
Shragon: awww yeah, owls are the bomb
wtrob: Vega, Street Fighter
lithopseffect: the VageBus
djalternative: @theaggrokrag it's not mono b. it's rakdos
Radyin: Nelly on the secret Rakdos.
RandomTrivia: @theaggrokrag Valki is considered BR colour identity
Alas_Babylon: @lithopseffect hmm
CAKHost: The Vega Birb?
LRRbot: Gates of Istfell | Land | Gates of Istfell enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}{U}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice Gates of Istfell: You gain 2 life and draw two cards.
HammerTheWise: The VegaBus
dangybrangus: you can't run vengevine in that deck
dangybrangus: that's ILLEGAL
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant 「VENGA BUS」 Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
Figgyleaf: Coribus.wav
theaggrokrag: HOW
Loonatic93: @flatluigi I see that one Phyerexian Praetor far more.
LRRbot: Koll, the Forgemaster [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, if it was enchanted or equipped, return it to its owner's hand. / Creature tokens you control that are enchanted or equipped get +1/+1.
RandomTrivia: Boros "People Holding Things"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DWARF!
HundreydAundre: If he has non-Human creature friends, HOW is he not a princess!?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay I'm in
freshmaker__: but what *do* we Koll the Forgemaster?
LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Electrodyne: Is LL's cam fuzzy for anyone else?
InfiniTokens: Hello!
NarishmaReborn: kaldheim classic, land tax
flatluigi: yeah, ll's cam is super blurry
chaostreader: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:05.
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature — God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with converted mana cost X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
queenfounder: @electrodyne yeah blurry to me :(
NarishmaReborn: Spoilers!
RandomTrivia: Valki/Tibalt is going to be a nightmare over webcams LUL
TehAmelie: Land Tax, or How to Stack your Deck to Get All Those Boring Not Spells Out of the Way
theaggrokrag: oh, the red pip is on the front, hence BR identity. makes sense now
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL ya, sorry folks, LadyLavinias is having some real issues with her overhead camera
Electrodyne: Cousin Valki and Cousin Larry
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
RandomTrivia: @theaggrokrag Colour Identity considers both faces of DFCs
Radyin: @theaggrokrag There are also multiple red mana symbols on the back.
LRRbot: Endless Sands | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Exile target creature you control. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Endless Sands: Return each creature card exiled with Endless Sands to the battlefield under its owner's control.
MegaDosX: Catbus!
Alas_Babylon: Endless Sans from Undertale
DeM0nFiRe: cat car!
circusofkirkus: CAT CAR
RandomTrivia: Cat car! Cat car!
LRRbot: Esika's Chariot [3G] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When Esika's Chariot enters the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Cat creature tokens. / Whenever Esika's Chariot attacks, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. / Crew 4
train_diskenth: Catillac!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: CATCAR!
jackouk: CAT CAR!!
HammerTheWise: Cat car!!!
InfiniTokens: Kittehs
floki4242: cat car
SnowBuddy18: @LoadingReadyRun it's all good Paul, things happen
CyberFive: Kitty Wagon!
Alas_Babylon: beep boop, it's the cat car
MegaDosX: Those are the awesome Jolrael tokens
RandomTrivia: Ooh, the Jolrael cat tokens look so good
Ritaspirithntr: THE CUTEST Cat Car!!!
theaggrokrag: mono green forest creatures takes the lead out of the gates
InfiniTokens: No, MUST be adorable kittens!
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia They're so sick!
jackouk: Much love in chat for the cat cat. We love cats who can drive cars
KaleidoscopeMind: Why not meowth cards?
Electrodyne: le chat
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Electrodyne: see cause that's "the cat" in french
MegaDosX: !card land tax
LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
circusofkirkus: very clever, Electrodyne
Electrodyne: thanks, captain
asthanius: @Electrodyne I don't get it. What's a "French"?
CyberFive: There's a tax for that.
MegaDosX: I demand a tax cut!
ChaoticObserver: laviniGreed laviniHype
LRRbot: Stone Haven Outfitter [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer Ally [2/2] | Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever an equipped creature you control dies, draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: Too many green players are grabbing lands without contributing to the board state!
LRRbot: Dragonkin Berserker [1R] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | First strike / Boast abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate for each Dragon you control. / Boast — {4}{R}: Create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
Electrodyne: @asthanius a "french" is a way to prepare certain cuts of meat, where you expose the bone of chops
RandomTrivia: Dragon Man!
HammerTheWise: Bears with upside?! The powercreep is unbelievable
asthanius: @Electrodyne Ohhhh, now I get the joke!
MegaDosX: Oh my god
laikagoat: zoeyLOL
RandomTrivia: The Prole-chariat?
HammerTheWise: LUL
Rogue_07: The prolechariot, if you will
RandomTrivia: Amazing
MegaDosX: "That was not a good card. OK so I cast Vorinclex." - Wheeler, probably
RandomTrivia: @Rogue_07 Grab mine on the way past, would you? :D
noSmokeFire: !decklist
Figgyleaf: I totally didn't even notice he switched out the tokens. Well done, Wheeler XD
Electrodyne: @rogue_07 you portmant-owned those chumps
LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
redyounglink: spreading the good mews about socialism
flatluigi: if only ben had a way to draw more cards
Rogue_07: Wheeler can have a little elf.
Rogue_07: as a treat.
kaziel0: Cat car?!
circusofkirkus: it's a Cat Clown Car
MuffinsOnAHill: Overcrew!?
Loonatic93: Probably strictly worse Lawnmower Elves.
LRRbot: Ojutai's Breath [2U] | Instant | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Rebound
Juliamon: Oof, right into the snowdrift
LRRbot: Throne of the God-Pharaoh [2] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.
RandomTrivia: Rebound spells with Vega is a nice interaction I hadn't thought of
MegaDosX: Ben what have you done!
dividesBy0: Turns out cats make terrible drivers
jackouk: We like it.
bullseye3265: Wheeler is running away with it!
bigkebabnosauce69: lol, tapping a creature after declare attackers at you seems sketchy af
RandomTrivia: "Might be a quick game" says one of the TWO players with a Sol Ring in play LUL
Electrodyne: Toonxas the driving cat
MegaDosX: Ben doing his best Mr Freeze impression
flatluigi: @bigkebabnosauce69 he declared attackers at nelson
PaperDoopliss: @bigkebabnosauce69 The declare attack was at Nelson?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL chariot needs 3 drivers. 2 cats plus someone to pet the cats
Electrodyne: *Toonces
MegaDosX: Mr Freeze? Dr Freeze? I don't read Batman.
LRRbot: Vega, the Watcher [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
djalternative: He has his doctorate
Juliamon: Mr Freeze, you had it right the first time
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Good to know!
TehAmelie: hmm Ben's Sol Ring should be called a Smol Ring. it looks tiny in the art
odocoelus: Oh man...I think I made the right decision to stick to Xmage instead of webcam commander. I can't read any text on these cards...
frogomb: Vega, the IP infringement
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature — God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with converted mana cost X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
InfiniTokens: Yay!
MegaDosX: Giants are definitely insects in Kaldheim, confirmed
stinkydinky_: judge here can we get the mouse off the mat
noSmokeFire: giants have a secret pair of limbs, making them insects
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @InfiniTokens lrrAWESOME
TehAmelie: i dare Wizards to print a giant colossal millipede card
NarishmaReborn: If that Giant is indeed cloaked in the realm, it is absolutely covered in insects
InfiniTokens: @LoadingReadyRun <3 <3 <3
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski, Bearer of Secrets attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
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noSmokeFire: moose ehnd skwerl
redyounglink: there are likely insects in the cloak-ed realm
MegaDosX: I mean, Wheeler does have an indestructible commander
frogomb: Move. That. Mouse!
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eye_h_bar: Let there be Vikings???
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MuffinsOnAHill: Keep the mouse!
noSmokeFire: !card realm cloaked giant
LRRbot: Realm-Cloaked Giant // Cast Off | Realm-Cloaked Giant [5WW] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Vigilance // Cast Off [3WW] | Sorcery — Adventure | Destroy all non-Giant creatures.
SnowBuddy18: nice mice Ben and Nelly
noSmokeFire: !card god of lies
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature — God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with converted mana cost X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
Figgyleaf: !card stupid sexy Tibalt
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Figgyleaf: Why didn't that work?
dangybrangus: the droopy dog impressions get me every time
bigkebabnosauce69: <message deleted>lady do you have a boyfriend?
Sogheim: wheelerDroopy ?
LRRbot: Ghostly Prison [2W] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
HammerTheWise: "I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"
TehAmelie: if you make a prison that keeps out everyone "else" from you, aren't you the one who is in prison?
dangybrangus: wheelerDroopy i sure wish green had more ramp spells
MegaDosX: Just looked up Primalcrux, that's definitely a casting cost.
noSmokeFire: !card primal crux
LRRbot: Primalcrux [GGGGGG] | Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Trample / Chroma — Primalcrux's power and toughness are each equal to the number of green mana symbols in the mana costs of permanents you control.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait so LadyLavinias is only shuffline half her deck?
JokerBoney: wheelerGre wheelerEed wheelerEed
RandomTrivia: Ominous question
Gen2Gengar: Let's go Armaggedon
MegaDosX: That is a really ominous question
asthanius: OH
LRRbot: Curse of Opulence [R] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.
Favre_Studios: Which ben?
mrmrjaydon: LUL
RockPusher: mattlrHeck benginDab
MegaDosX: That is an interesting combination of cards
Favre_Studios: nvmnd
FlopsyDingo: weird, trade mana today for mana tomorrow
noSmokeFire: the gold is like a mail in rebate for the prison tax
MegaDosX: Curse of Opulence and Ghostly Prison is an odd interaction
MegaDosX: But it works!
possummtg: What sort of ultimate Ben would result if Ben W and Ben U combined?
mrmrjaydon: Is this Stonks?
asthanius: abolish the ghostly prison
CaptainTalon447: Ben UW control deck
Gen2Gengar: @possummtg Ben Azorius
dividesBy0: attack to get gold = swings for blings?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL attackers steal treasure but then are put in jail
Electrodyne: Beware the squirrels
keyforgealchemist: PAPER FIGHT!!
TehAmelie: Lavinas has the Land Tax too. boy commander is a very political game isn't it
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dangybrangus: paul just made me choke on my beer
LRRbot: Haunted Plate Mail [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+4. / {0}: Until end of turn, Haunted Plate Mail becomes a 4/4 Spirit artifact creature that's no longer an Equipment. Activate this ability only if you control no creatures. / Equip {4}
Electrodyne: Two dozen of them can take out Emrakul
CaptainTalon447: Wait so how do modal cards work in Commander?
LRRbot: Castle Garenbrig | Land | Castle Garenbrig enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}{G}, {T}: Add six {G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.
InfiniTokens: Two lands are better than one! ...usually.
CaptainTalon447: If the other side is not a creature you can't play it?
LRRbot: Curse of Opulence [R] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.
MegaDosX: A 20 turn clock!
RocknGrohlNerd: rooting for team Ben / Vega .. go Ben, you have got this benginHeart
Electrodyne: he loves gooooooold
the_one_and_only_kim: It’s gold not treasure
Phosfur: The Vega Ben is coming!
CAKHost: Aggressive gnawing intensifies
MegaDosX: That artifact may win Wheeler the game, the way this is going
RocknGrohlNerd: @Phosfur lol
Figgyleaf: hehehehe
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
Electrodyne: He's the man. The man with the MIIIII DASSS Touch
NightWingMistHawk: !decklists
LRRbot: (15 January 2021: Peasant Cube) No decklists tonight, but you can view the cube's contents here: https://tappedout.net/users/Bengineering/lists/bengineerings-mtg-arena-peasant-cube/
lowman02: deep analysis, where's the psychatog?
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asthanius: Where's the shading? /s
odocoelus: You can have mdfc as commander, as long as front is a creature. But you can cast either side - tax applies regardless.
CaptainSpam: Mmmwell, it's not *deplorable*, mmmyes.
Sogheim: @lowman02 I thought it was a Masticore on the art?
MegaDosX: !card chasm skulker
LRRbot: Chasm Skulker [2U] | Creature — Squid Horror [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Chasm Skulker. / When Chasm Skulker dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Chasm Skulker.
LRRbot: Chasm Skulker [2U] | Creature — Squid Horror [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Chasm Skulker. / When Chasm Skulker dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Chasm Skulker.
control_rig: Straight skulken'
lowman02: @Sogheim the original is, flavor" "it appears to be broken"
MegaDosX: Too bad nobody else is playing blue for that Islandwalk :p
Electrodyne: they see me skulkin, they hatin
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL every day I'm skulklein'
wtrob: Macaulay Skulkin
Electrodyne: @wtrob nice
TehAmelie: skulk the wagons and ford the river
Rogue_07: The bad guy in Majora's Mask is the Skulkin'
mycosect: skulk in, skulk out
LRRbot: Sisay's Ring [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
InfiniTokens: Does anyone LIKE a curse, really?
Figgyleaf: Hey, Nelly found his sol ring!
mycosect: the person casting it?
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
InfiniTokens: It's a knockoff Sol Ring.
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a commander game. Of course he'd reach Tibalt.
andyboyd454: it's a reasonable Sol ring
Sogheim: no, it's a slower Worn Powerstone. Ur-Golem's Eye is a knockoff Sol Ring
Juliamon: "It's OK, I have a Sol Ring at home"
TehAmelie: i bet the witch king of Angmar liked his curse that made him unkillable by men. right up until the last moments of his life
Jadaris: cubic zirconia sol ring
dangybrangus: i ordered an FBB german taiga today
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ben, remember Cat Car's ability
RocknGrohlNerd: cEDH already
Gen2Gengar: With all this talk of more gold, I'm having Warcraft 3 flashbacks
MegaDosX: Oh no.
Electrodyne: It's a Sol Ring that lives in Armageddon/Titania's Song decks, along with Icys and Serrated Arrows :D
LRRbot: Stampeding Wildebeests [2GG] | Creature — Antelope Beast [5/4] | Trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, return a green creature you control to its owner's hand.
ThatGiodude: this is amazing
Dr_fragenstien: i love that card!
floki4242: why
RocknGrohlNerd: oh I cut it, well... hoof
Gen2Gengar: The OG questing beast
lowman02: is ben playing wild dogs for the cycle value after getting the beats in
corpocracy: I legit LOVE Stampeding Wildebeests
circusofkirkus: who gave those wildebeests a driver's license?
MegaDosX: How can a wildebeest drive a car? They've got no hands!
MegaDosX: They have hooves!
corpocracy: I built many bad decks using that card
ChaoticObserver: Wildebeests and cats
revjakenash: wildebeasts were actualy what the movie Crash was all about
Electrodyne: automatic transmissions, silly
Rogue_07: So we have a cat getting out of the way of the stampeding wildebeasts.
Rogue_07: Is that token Simba?
floki4242: how many can fit in the cat car
BartholemewTheKitten: The power of belief
LRRbot: Esika's Chariot [3G] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When Esika's Chariot enters the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Cat creature tokens. / Whenever Esika's Chariot attacks, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. / Crew 4
asthanius: yes nuttin, but no nothing
TheWooglie: uh hu uh hu
Rogue_07: Wheeler is pretty fly for a green guy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL acording to the Lion King, Cats and Wildebeests don't mix well
llama513: !cardreader toski
Electrodyne: He's pretty fly for a Canadian guy
RocknGrohlNerd: Wheeler took out his squirrel, he is thirsty for blood, berserk the squirrel
Figgyleaf: Paul. Too soon.
floki4242: @loadingreadyrun to soon Paul to soon
OksanaSean: Is Ben gonna make a colossal squirrel 🐿
TehAmelie: or they DO mix, literally, in the circle of life
Simonark: Thats a very dark joke, Paul. More like that please
Juliamon: It's only the stampeding ones they have trouble with... uh oh
LRRbot: Talent of the Telepath [2UU] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals the top seven cards of their library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the rest into their graveyard. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may cast up to two instant and/or sorcery spells from among the revealed cards instead of one.
lirazel64: *gets out the Circle of Life Blend-o-matic
Rogue_07: I'd target Nelly, I think
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
freshmaker__: druidic satchel. love it.
Rogue_07: Big Deck Synergies
Electrodyne: Someone give that skulker a flashlight...
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Sick value!
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
LRRbot: Vega, the Watcher [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
Rogue_07: The Vegabus is coming!
theaggrokrag: wow. commanding forest creatures
Favre_Studios: Deep anal
TehAmelie: congrats on playing Deep Analysis without making the joke
lowman02: chat what is the card next to chasm skulker on Ben's board--looks like a sphere of resistance but I doubt that would be a card getting played tonight'
Juliamon: TehAmelie Chat took care of it for him
Diabore: !card myriad landscape
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: Nelson doing it to 'em with that activation
Rogue_07: @lowman02 Ghostly Prison
lowman02: other side @Rogue_07
Rogue_07: !card Ghostly Prison
LRRbot: Ghostly Prison [2W] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
lowman02: that one I know
LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Rogue_07: @lowman02 Vega, his commander
Rogue_07: !card Vega
LRRbot: Did you mean: Vega, the Watcher; Corrosive Gale
RocknGrohlNerd: draw 3 cards?? Ben to stronk, pls nerf... ha JK don't nerf Ben I like his power level. go Ben
Rogue_07: Vega, the Watcher
MegaDosX: LRRbot pls
Rogue_07: !card Vega, the Watcher
lowman02: !card vega, the watcher
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asthanius: Vega draws off Cheatyface, right? Kappa
MegaDosX: !card vega, the watcher
LRRbot: Vega, the Watcher [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
Electrodyne: Wait a minute, what the heck kind of Land Tax has actual good art on it??
MegaDosX: Wheeler that sounds like an outstanding un-card idea
Dmc3628: EMA one electro?
InfiniTokens: It's call "Oops off camera"
lowman02: @Electrodyne there's only one good land tax art...it includes a fine ruddy mustachio
MegaDosX: Cool flex streamer
Dmc3628: there's the monopoly man land tax
xantos69: Old land tax art is 11/10 best art ever.
RaklarLS: it's monopoly wario man
Favre_Studios: es terrible
theaggrokrag: that opinion is not shared by the rest of chat
Rogue_07: Oh hey, Nelly's at the moonbase
stinkydinky_: reminds me of the guy from CD-I zelda
LRRbot: Outlaws' Merriment [1RWW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random. Create a red and white creature token with those characteristics. / • 3/1 Human Warrior with trample and haste. / • 2/1 Human Cleric with lifelink and haste. / • 1/2 Human Rogue with haste and "When this creature enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to any target."
RocknGrohlNerd: best art, just after stasis (yes I play stasis)
MegaDosX: The Merriment!
Rogue_07: Love that card!
walkwithoutrhythm: nevermind the mustache. EYEBROWS
lamina5432: love this card
freshmaker__: I love the sheriff of nottingham land tax
benjamin_wheeler: rest of chat is wrong @theaggrokrag
MegaDosX: "That card's great" I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that about Merriment, but I love the card nonetheless
stinkydinky_: dunk on em wheeler
RandomTrivia: Nelly no! Do not invoke that evil!
walkwithoutrhythm: @MegaDosX day9 would like to have a word with you. its his favorite card
InfiniTokens: :D
darealsandblockz: PogChamp
MegaDosX: @walkwithoutrhythm I'm aware, but I'm also pretty sure he's aware that it's not a great card, he just loves it :p
Figgyleaf: *hey guys, he's gonna wrath*
MegaDosX: Emblem get!
InfiniTokens: Ok something needs to happen to make sure we get to see those squibs
LRRbot: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor [5BR] (front: Valki, God of Lies) | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | As Tibalt enters the battlefield, you get an emblem with "You may play cards exiled with Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells." / [+2]: Exile the top card of each player's library. / [−3]: Exile target artifact or creature. / [−8]: Exile all cards from all graveyards. Add {R}{R}{R}.
Dmc3628: and here's Dio
KharadBanar: does she get 2 golds from Ben‘s curse?
MegaDosX: Also it's technically not mill, since they get exiled
Juliamon: iiit's Tibby Time
RandomTrivia: A thingy! \o/
neb_200: Lavinias gets a treasure trigger because she was attacking Ulmer right?
SnowBuddy18: @neb_200 she gets two
Electrodyne: Gold is an artifact, right?
MegaDosX: Co-conspirator?
RandomTrivia: "collaborator"?
SnowBuddy18: colleagueator
MegaDosX: Forever, thanks to the emblem
mycosect: ET(B): Throne Home
Gen2Gengar: forever
Dread_Pirate_Westley: As long as he has his emblem.
petey_vonwho: 4ever
stinkydinky_: what are the pokemon btw.
MegaDosX: New Tibalt has the potential to be spooky, but he's seven mana
KharadBanar: Kohlraborator
neb_200: did she get them @SnowBuddy18 ?
Dmc3628: just cheat him with cascades cause why not
cotillion1850: Hot take
SnowBuddy18: @neb_200 I do not believe so
Figgyleaf: The Persians are 2/2 Cats
RandomTrivia: He's a seven mana planeswalker, he can be exactly as busted as he wants to be
MegaDosX: I really want to make a Jund deck in Arena that ramps into a Tibalt, but I don't know if I want to spend the wildcards on it yet >_>
Rogue_07: Ben, why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
theaggrokrag: Tibalt has essentially become the giant monster in the 2nd part of a power rangers episode.
OksanaSean: People hate his trickery
Electrodyne: @stinkydinky_ Nelly is playinga purple Necrozma deck
HammerTheWise: Planeswalkers are good on limited? Outrageous!
LRRbot: Growing Rites of Itlimoc [2G] (back: Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun) | Legendary Enchantment | When Growing Rites of Itlimoc enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more creatures, transform Growing Rites of Itlimoc.
MegaDosX: That Cast Off is looking pretty sweet right now, I suspect
Dmc3628: a cradle if you would
mrmrjaydon: Just a strictly better Gaea's cradle. NBD
RandomTrivia: "ETB: Look at the bottom 4 cards of your library"
MegaDosX: !card curse of opulence
LRRbot: Curse of Opulence [R] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.
artificer144: what is going on peeps?
MegaDosX: Should Lady have gotten a treasure when she attacked Ben U last turn?
circusofkirkus: the emblem gives the ability to cast, not Tibalt
circusofkirkus: its bonkers
NarishmaReborn: he'll be back, in Tibalt vs. The World Crime League
Relentless_Bread: yes
LRRbot: Joraga Treespeaker [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Level up {1}{G} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/2 / {T}: Add {G}{G}. / LEVEL 5+ / 1/4 / Elves you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
Relentless_Bread: yes you can
MegaDosX: Cast Off!
LRRbot: Realm-Cloaked Giant // Cast Off | Realm-Cloaked Giant [5WW] | Creature — Giant [7/7] | Vigilance // Cast Off [3WW] | Sorcery — Adventure | Destroy all non-Giant creatures.
Dmc3628: that giant hand comes to the board
SnowBuddy18: that's an upside down crane hook, not a 6
InfiniTokens: Woo!
theaggrokrag: so, why was vorinclex in town again?
theaggrokrag: lorewise
MegaDosX: Exile, technically
Dmc3628: a castable exile zone
Gen2Gengar: It's a podcast lrrBEEJ
teaspoonC: on the Max Fun network
Favre_Studios: exile
SnowBuddy18: it's on your forehead under a toque Ben
Rogue_07: !card Valki
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature — God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with converted mana cost X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
stinkydinky_: on all podcast apps
wtrob: You can find in wherever you get your podcasts
philippekav: those squids have boobies !
MegaDosX: Adventure is a lot like Foretell, in that it goes into exile, and then you can cast the creature side from exile
LRRbot: Azorius Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {W/U}{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}, {T}, Sacrifice Azorius Locket: Draw two cards.
InfiniTokens: @philippekav Now that you said that, can't unsee it
RocknGrohlNerd: @Gen2Gengar I was just typing that, nice job
Rogue_07: An Azorius rocket
Electrodyne: @wtrob thank you for pointing that out
LRRbot: Deep-Sea Kraken [7UUU] | Creature — Kraken [6/6] | Deep-Sea Kraken can't be blocked. / Suspend 9—{2}{U} / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if Deep-Sea Kraken is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
SnowBuddy18: @philippekav those are eyes
gundamschwing: nice
floki4242: it's phill
Dmc3628: let's not call it on that LETTER
RandomTrivia: LUL
Electrodyne: Oops, phil
Dmc3628: and instead cast our mind to the Game and Watch Hammer
Electrodyne: Boobsquids
DeM0nFiRe: Sir, this is a Wendys. Of course you can order six squids
InfiniTokens: Each has a slightly different personality. Which i the class clown? Is there an introvert?
MegaDosX: The rogue can kill a squid!
Dmc3628: delicious Yaki Ika
circusofkirkus: hooman rogue
Rogue_07: Oh God, there's ink everywhere!
lirazel64: Sushi!
Rogue_07: Lady, what have you done?!
Rogue_07: I'll never get this ink out of my carpet!
MegaDosX: On the plus side, calamari!
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MegaDosX: So...squid sashimi?
PaperDoopliss: Raw alive squid
lirazel64: Sashimi!
underhill33: A live squid, ina tank
Dmc3628: ikageso so good
HundreydAundre: Chauncey!?
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
HammerTheWise: Good ol' Sun Titan
Electrodyne: Does Don Cherry own a restaurant?
HundreydAundre: That's a nice name...AVENGE IT!
MegaDosX: Some powerful magic from that corner of the table
SnowBuddy18: @Electrodyne a chain of them
SnowbirdMike: I just realized that squids are just octupuses with party hats.
Electrodyne: Well there we go :)
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
Rogue_07: The Rogue? What? Did someone call me? :p
lowman02: Armageddon
SnowBuddy18: @SnowbirdMike I thought squids have 10 tentacles
RocknGrohlNerd: Did Ben took of suspend counters for the titan and paladin ?
RandomTrivia: The rest of the title was meant to soften the blow LUL
xantos69: Yep, that's how I choose to remember it.
lowman02: I just like that they're called Squib
MegaDosX: !card sun titan
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dmc3628: Puresteel wasn't cast it came free with SUn daddy
amuseoffirebane: @SnowBuddy18 the extra ones are party streamers!
MegaDosX: @RocknGrohlNerd It looks like he took one off for Sun Titan, but it's not a cast trigger from the graveyard so it was only one
Electrodyne: You don't just get Armageddon. You gotta Erhnam.
RandomTrivia: Shit I've caused a schism :D
dangybrangus: he's the suspicious one
RocknGrohlNerd: right right, I missed that, thanx
Dmc3628: Skyline despot oh no
Rogue_07: Squib sus
OksanaSean: G is statistical analysis. Ben’s just next leveling us.
circusofkirkus: no one said that
LRRbot: Skyline Despot [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When Skyline Despot enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
HammerTheWise: I- Idk if that was what she meant Ben
SnowBuddy18: @RandomTrivia but is it pronounced skizm or shizm?
RandomTrivia: Now Nelly has a chair AND a hat!
asthanius: I appreciate that Ben noticed it, but is choosing to do nothing about it. That's commitment to art.
Sogheim: Paul with the Monarch icon!
RandomTrivia: @SnowBuddy18 However you like, nobody will hear you
LRRbot: Throne of the God-Pharaoh [2] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.
Officinalis: Build tables, not thrones?
MegaDosX: Oh god, Hoof in a Toski tokens deck? Yikes
SnowBuddy18: @RandomTrivia ouch. not wrong, but ouch
Dmc3628: yeah Hoof in Toski is metric billion cards
Relentless_Bread: you have to control tilbilt do you
RandomTrivia: @SnowBuddy18 Yeah that wasn't really meant to be an existential punch, my bad lrrHEART
MegaDosX: !card winding canyons
LRRbot: Winding Canyons | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: You may cast creature spells this turn as though they had flash.
Electrodyne: Wheeler you're playing Mad Party
LRRbot: Winding Canyons | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: You may cast creature spells this turn as though they had flash.
llama513: @Relentless_Bread no you don't
HammerTheWise: Ok so you have, snow-covered forest, snow-covered forest, snow-covered forest, snow-covered forest, snow-covered forest...
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
SnowBuddy18: @RandomTrivia it's all good, I was pretty sure it wasn't meant the way it sounded
Dmc3628: 2 noted spells for the Kraken on Layway
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ohran Frostfang [3GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [2/6] | Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
lowman02: that's a good snake
agentcaleb: oh shouldnt toski still be alive since he is indestructible
Rogue_07: Orin Frostfang is the lead guitarist in my metal band.
RocknGrohlNerd: oh good, mystic sanctuary on stick , tutorable in green.. seem appropriate
Dmc3628: yeah Wheeler's Toski is Showcase i believe
lowman02: trample and card draw
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Electrodyne: Lure
Electrodyne: Rampage
RandomTrivia: LUL Wheeler pls my sides
OksanaSean: Vorinclax
wtrob: LUL
agentcaleb: oh he is there
HammerTheWise: English is hard
MegaDosX: Rules question: what happens if that kraken ends up with 0 time counters when it's not Ben's turn? Can he cast it then, or does it fizzle because it's not his main phase?
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mastershake29x: @MegaDosX cast it then
Phosfur: Deathtouch Hoof seems pretty good lol
Figgyleaf: I love that Nelson had to question whether he mispronounced it or not. You didn't Nelson! You said it right! XD
CaptainSpam: Nelson with his mouse on-camera. How uncouth! Kappa
MegaDosX: @mastershake29x OK good to know, thanks
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX When the last counter is removed there is a triggered ability that says "would you like to cast this for free?" regardless of whose turn it is or whether the stack is empty
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia Not super familiar with how Suspend works, so figured I'd ask. Thanks!
HammerTheWise: Those cats ran over those dwarves!
SnowBuddy18: crashing a car through dwarves, it's called bowling
LRRbot: Yavimaya Granger [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Echo {2}{G} / When Yavimaya Granger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: What is this RecSur
RocknGrohlNerd: I played it week ago, in my old bordered EDH deck
lowman02: Ben playing 5C death here
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Hermione Granger
RandomTrivia: @InfiniTokens sergeJustRight
a_raconteur: lrrCHKN Kappu DoritosChip 2020Delivery lrrHAM
Electrodyne: Break time! Who's hydrating with me?
lowman02: is there a Radiant Dragoons and Uktabi Org in that list too
SnowBuddy18: define hydrating
Figgyleaf: Pepsi counds as hydration right?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @SnowBuddy18 as someone who is kinda convinced I have dwarves in my Acenstry somewhere, That is true.
a_raconteur: @snowbuddy18. that thing where you turn into a hydra
Electrodyne: Does it contain water? Then you're hydrating!
SnowBuddy18: eating is hydrating?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !break
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: and take your meds if you need too <3
Juliamon: Speaking of dwarves, hype for more Deep Rock Galactic next week!
RandomTrivia: Space! Dwarves! Space! Dwarves!
Electrodyne: Don't eat pure sodium, that's the opposite of hydrating
lirazel64: Ooo, Deep Rock!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DWARVESES IS DA BEST
OksanaSean: What if I mix this pure sodium in water first? Is this safe?
mechasully: dont think anybodys tried that before you should let us know
lirazel64: *backs slowly away*
Juliamon: Definitely nothing wrong could happen
RandomTrivia: Diluting things usually makes them less dangerous, sure lrrBEEJ
lirazel64: *whistles*
a_raconteur: which is the one that goes boom is it pure sodium?
Electrodyne: It's like kool-aid, you'll have sodium flavored drank
Juliamon: (obligatory PLEASE DON'T DO THAT FOR REAL)
asthanius: pure chlorine's not great
ghyllnox: Potassium
asthanius: @MegaDosX making mistakes
MegaDosX: @asthanius ...OK that tracks.
ghyllnox: Hopefully not inhaling it
MegaDosX: Elemental chlorine is terrifying and I hope I'm nowhere near it
SnowBuddy18: @MegaDosX do you really want to know?
MegaDosX: @SnowBuddy18 Yes, so I can haul ass if they're doing anything stupid near me
a_raconteur: eating snow is hydrating
lirazel64: Mixing it with sodium so we can salt our popcorn!
Figgyleaf: Is this BGC? Almost sounds like the Hyper Potions
SnowBuddy18: @MegaDosX but the more you know the more you can say in court
Juliamon: All the music played here is BGC
Figgyleaf: Oop. Lol there it is
Juliamon: Some of it is remixed by others though
DeM0nFiRe: This song is a lot more classic-rocky than most songs that get played in breaks
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MegaDosX: A+ comedy and we don't get to hear it? Oh man.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL all the best comedy happens during the break
InfiniTokens: Ooh, shiny new treasure token
MegaDosX: It's totally a mimic
MegaDosX: Oh boy, Ben gets to say the words
SnowBuddy18: kraken might as well say Suspend 1 in Commander
Dmc3628: Archenemy KILL HIM
LRRbot: Smothering Tithe [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: It would be flavourful for Nelson to cast Tibalt's Trickery there
a_raconteur: feeling kinda smothered
LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
asthanius: You didn't have to play that
xantos69: Ben you are my brand of evil.
MegaDosX: So they have to pay four to attack him now, good lord
MegaDosX: Oh don't feel bad, it's a terrible card Nelson :p
MegaDosX: It's just getting memed on in standard
dangybrangus: but they get a refund of 1
MegaDosX: It begins! :D
HammerTheWise: It has started
Dmc3628: and then Ben slams Hullbreacher cause why not
MegaDosX: Oh man, if he has Hullbreacher in this deck that would be so hateful
ancientspark: If Ben slams Hullbreacher, I will label him a degenerate forever
MegaDosX: Ink everywhere again
RayoConDios: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
MegaDosX: I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Juliamon: I was thinking like an oil derrick, but oh well
asthanius: More than that for me
CaptainSpam: There's reasons I don't own a scale...
SnowbirdMike: Dairy K was his rapper name
SnowBuddy18: you mean the current month of March Nelly?
LRRbot: Sword of Light and Shadow [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Equip {2}
MegaDosX: "Finally found an equipment. Hey, it's one of the swords!" - Lady, probably
MegaDosX: Also protection from half of Ben's deck and half of Nelson's deck, that could be relevant
do7calm: smothering trigger
lowman02: unleash the kraken
TheDailyMapleSyrup: +10 so far. Really need to cut back on the take out
RocknGrohlNerd: sort of knight and shallow?
Dmc3628: all the Treasures ben's gonna make off Lavinias
JakeOpaque: Grandpa Sram, the Senior Edificer
JokerBoney: !card puresteel paladin
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
JokerBoney: equip is free
JokerBoney: 3 treasure
Dmc3628: equip sure is free metalcrafted thanks treasure
bullseye3265: i love wheeler
asthanius: Are those bananas?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I actually totally support Land Tax, if real world tax worked so that no one loses anything but the person with the least resources is just given free land, it wouldn't be so bad
MegaDosX: Oh no, the camera's struggling with all of that sick value
InfiniTokens: Sometimes it's fun to try to guess what people are drawing
LRRbot: Luminous Broodmoth [2WW] | Creature — Insect [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control without flying dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a flying counter on it.
RayoConDios: Paul of the proletariat
HammerTheWise: @LoadingReadyRun that actually sounds dope
InfiniTokens: Oh. Duh.
lowman02: @LoadingReadyRun the issue is there are zuran orbs, balances and seismic assaults IRL :(
62MGcobra: is wheeler drawing Drax
MegaDosX: Nelson is probably thinking of Rhystic Study
SnowBuddy18: Wheeler's drawing droopy dog
MegaDosX: Best use of the soundboard so far
RandomTrivia: LUL
tergonis: i will do anything that voice tells me to
Dmc3628: that's the voice i'd be like always pay for anything
HammerTheWise: Playing Mana Tithe corrupts you so fast
obionedrop: LUL
petey_vonwho: Ben with his sound board is quickly becoming my favorite part of LRR
MegaDosX: This stream is so goofy, I love it
freshmaker__: hell yeah. love to voice mod
MegaDosX: Wheeler is king
Dmc3628: Lavinias didn't come to Wheeler's kingdom
MegaDosX: Also he's the monarch
MegaDosX: Beep boop, find a land
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
videogameprotagonist: liking Bengineerings deck
Ritaspirithntr: Oh geez
Rogue_07: Ben, you sound like the narrator from Trivia Murder Party
LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
MegaDosX: Tapped creatures
Dmc3628: throne of the god pharaoh says so
HammerTheWise: Uh oh, camera chaos
Rogue_07: Nice Enterprise, LL!
Dmc3628: there's the Fallout voice
RandomTrivia: I love this voice
thekaffinated: I want a Vocoder now
Rogue_07: Hey! There's a Pro Bending match tonight!
freshmaker__: wait you made them?
RandomTrivia: Reminds me of the announcer from Legend of Korra
freshmaker__: I figured they were just presets from VoiceMod, but that's even more impressive.
MegaDosX: Oh no!
MegaDosX: !card divine congregation
LRRbot: Divine Congregation [3W] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life for each creature target player controls. / Suspend 5—{1}{W}
a_raconteur: And now for dimension breach
asthanius: "Papa"
MegaDosX: Just gotta cast that artifact recursion card you obviously have in your deck Ben
MajorFrostbyte: CAW CAW, or maybe HA HA I wasn't listening close enough
Dmc3628: NOOO
Dmc3628: please NO
RandomTrivia: benginRip Wheeler
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL the goXLR allows you to adjust various voice settings. There are presets but you can also customize it
gualdhar: I'm getting hot and bothered
JakeOpaque: Wheeler is on some kind of somethin
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JokerBoney: Wheeler has his next subscription sound effect
lowman02: what was that squid's name?
asthanius: The B in Squid stands for Boob
circusofkirkus: well one of them is a peener squib
Rogue_07: Squiddy tiddy
Juliamon: sqoobs
JakeOpaque: no
RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
InfiniTokens: Boob Squid!
freshmaker__: it's like the boob wasp
tergonis: don't make me choose
circusofkirkus: squick
grbg3: Squible Nips
Relentless_Bread: tiddy squiddy
Dmc3628: we have one extractor proc waiting
Oghara: do we have a judge in chat?
ExtraCredits: hashtag Engagement at its Finest here
HundreydAundre: Harsh pass
thekaffinated: Does Ben have a Imogen Heap voice mod?
CaptainSpam: *sigh* Welp, somebody's gotta make the strawpoll... lrrBEEEJ
CaptainSpam: Huh. Autocomplete picked the wrong Beej. lrrBEEJ
Dmc3628: toski and frostfang is 2 instances
SnowBuddy18: fable?
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: fable
lowman02: is that the one about the squirrel swimming the snake over the river?
Oghara: Okay I assume someone is a judge:" How does Valkis transform work, do the opponents still get the card back if valki is transformed or is that ability lost?
a_raconteur: just add the owl
fcloud: lavinias camera so blurry
JokerBoney: @oghara they get the cards back
circusofkirkus: Nelly Mandel
JokerBoney: with how the trigger is set up them getting the card back is set up when it ETBs
Dmc3628: it's time for DEAL or NO DEAL
LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
a_raconteur: can I keep the briefcase?
teaspoonC: whoa, $5 thriftstore briefcase is a rare find
Dmc3628: das a LOTTA cash money for Ulmer
Flyingdelorion: Also it's not transform it''s a modal double faced card
Oghara: so its tagged on onto the exiled card and not valki, got it
RandomTrivia: Nelly's in a bind, 'cos he's way behind, and he's willing to make a deal
fcloud: it's time for NO DEAL or NO DEAL
Alas_Babylon: It's time for "Ben gets eight million Treasure boys"
circusofkirkus: time for Ben to make a bunch of treasure
MegaDosX: Also that's...21 treasures if no-one pays
MegaDosX: Good lord
RandomTrivia: I mean, Wheeler has a Cradle
RocknGrohlNerd: no rift in response to the twister?
Dmc3628: who wants to pay 14 mana to deny Ulmer the cash money
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SnowBuddy18: classic UW fireball deck
LRRbot: Vega, the Watcher [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
lowman02: smothering tithe seems really good in this format
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
xantos69: so spicy
RandomTrivia: Love me some Future Sight (the card)
RocknGrohlNerd: the whole set?
Figgyleaf: Boy, Smothering Tithe is an unreasonable card in commander
Alas_Babylon: Oh wow, this is gonna be bonkers
Electrodyne: Can Ben please sing "VEGA" in the manner of the old Sega Genesis startup sound?
fcloud: squids and fishes! i call it the squish special
Alas_Babylon: Vega Venesis
a_raconteur: sea life tribal
lowman02: welp gg
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
lowman02: :P
LRRbot: Sphinx's Tutelage [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards. If two nonland cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process. / {5}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Alas_Babylon: This is A Problem
lowman02: Wheeler is running Gaeas Blessing for sure
LRRbot: Jace's Mindseeker [4UU] | Creature — Fish Illusion [4/4] | Flying / When Jace's Mindseeker enters the battlefield, target opponent mills five cards. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among them without paying its mana cost.
MegaDosX: Targeting Wheeler with that enchantment is going to be kinda spooky
Dmc3628: that's still a card drawn from vega
fcloud: hold on. we just flipped our things, didn't we?
RandomTrivia: There's all the equipment!
MegaDosX: !card genesis wave
LRRbot: Genesis Wave [XGGG] | Sorcery | Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with converted mana cost X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, G-Wave for 0 VALUE
odocoelus: !card Future Sight
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
MegaDosX: I mean, if he casts it, he draws a card
aussie_rob_w: Free-wave!
a_raconteur: does freewave draw a card?
a_raconteur: nice
neb_200: doesn't Kat go again for the mill because they are artifacts or not because of colour?
MegaDosX: Oh my god Ben
RandomTrivia: See, G-Wave for 0 IS value
MegaDosX: You absolute monster
fcloud: big wheel keep on millin' ~~ proud mary keep on millin'
Alas_Babylon: @neb_200 They don't share a color because they have no color
neb_200: Thanks
LRRbot: Teferi's Tutelage [2U] | Enchantment | When Teferi's Tutelage enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card. / Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards.
RandomTrivia: Well then. That one is EACH opponent
RandomTrivia: Oh no, that one targets too
SnowBuddy18: @fcloud milling, milling, milling on the river
fcloud: (>' ')> <(' '<)
asthanius: so many cool cards
JokerBoney: really hope ben is gonna play brain freeze
Dmc3628: ok resolve the discard on tef's tutes
Radyin: I like it when we show how much we appreciate our guests.
DoctorHutch: how tutl-ating lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: !card brain freeze
LRRbot: Brain Freeze [1U] | Instant | Target player mills three cards. / Storm
neb_200: Ben why do have to be the bully benginLol
MegaDosX: Also yeah Ben needs to discard a card from the Tutelage ETB trigger
LRRbot: Oona's Grace [2U] | Instant | Target player draws a card. / Retrace
r10pez10: okay i'm back \*looks at life totals*
strangelee: Does Ben still need to Discard from Tutalege?
Dmc3628: is that from Sphinx's or tef's has to distinguish for the sake of bookkeeping
MegaDosX: Good lord that's some cool stuff getting milled
r10pez10: lmao
Wilcroft: A-, Wheeler
SnowBuddy18: @Dmc3628 I think he's doing Tef then Sphinx
Dmc3628: right we can put that with the giant on layway
Figgyleaf: Think it's the boardwipe? Or the timewalk?
fcloud: legend says ben's turn began in february 2021 (by the old reckoning)
LRRbot: Chronomantic Escape [4WW] | Sorcery | Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you. Exile Chronomantic Escape with three time counters on it. / Suspend 3—{2}{W}
MajorFrostbyte: Ben, popping off
strangelee: Foretell that Wish Coin Crab
RandomTrivia: Dormammu, I've come to... fog? lrrBEEJ
Bionull: Haven't seen Chronomantic Escape in so long.
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Rogue_07: Wheeler, what on earth made you think of that song?
Rogue_07: Not that I'm complaining, it's an absolute banger
r10pez10: it's City Escape
r10pez10: Chronomantic City Escape
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL pls
Dmc3628: not at wheeler to proc more nonsense interersting
RandomTrivia: Storm count is "plenty"
SnowBuddy18: storm count is yes
MegaDosX: And I thought Ben's Dimir deck was the rudest deck he had :p
Alas_Babylon: Yes
mycosect: yeah
RandomTrivia: That is correct Wheeler
KharadBanar: not flashing back the draw7 smh
RocknGrohlNerd: according to lrrbot , storm count 50
r10pez10: that doesn't seem ominous
strangelee: I remember when Ben got Mind Sculpted for like half his deck, this is just his revenge.
r2gamer2: Me and my fam are going to be start kaldhime sealed tonight
RandomTrivia: I'm sure it's lrrFINE
F1SHOR: always looking for ways to attack Ben
Rogue_07: Did Lady make her token from Outlaw's Merriment?
mycosect: "that's just how it came" I didn't tell it nuttin
JokerBoney: storm was 9
MegaDosX: Unassailable logic Wheeler
fcloud: ben's card says "creatures can't attack you". that sounds like creatures cannot be put into play that are attacking ben. magic experts?
Dmc3628: you certainly advanced the positioning
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
mycosect: #thebadguy
Ba_Dum_Tish: A Ben is the bad guy
SnowBuddy18: Ben is the good guy
RandomTrivia: Friar Tuck!
LRRbot: Reyav, Master Smith [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control that's enchanted or equipped attacks, that creature gains double strike until end of turn.
fcloud: raiev master smith is a 2 in a tutu
Ba_Dum_Tish: One Ben always tells the truth the other plays blue
Alas_Babylon: @fcloud That means a player cannot declare creatures as attackers towards that player during their Declare Attackers step. Creatures *can* be "attacking" without having to go through that step, like with Alesha Who Smiles at Death.
r10pez10: CMDRLGNDS had neat uncommon legends
Alas_Babylon: !card Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
MegaDosX: Nelson pls
RandomTrivia: Nelly WHYYYY
LRRbot: Commander's Plate [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has protection from each color that's not in your commander's color identity. / Equip commander {3} / Equip {5}
r10pez10: good card
fcloud: @Alas_Babylon if you say that's how it works, i'll take your word for it
Alas_Babylon: "Protection from Sultai" is kinda neat
MegaDosX: That card is clearly a slam dunk in a Golos deck /s
Dmc3628: Sram draws on cast and Puresteel draws on ETB righ?
bullseye3265: golos identity is wubrg
MegaDosX: I love how alarmingly complicated the board states are on the lower half of the table
fcloud: i'll lose a life. not like I ONLY HAVE EIGHT LIFE OH GOD
r10pez10: that's because of gravity
RandomTrivia: All those mana symbols are heavy
LRRbot: Maul of the Skyclaves [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Maul of the Skyclaves enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike. / Equip {2}{W}{W}
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
SnowBuddy18: good skymall
MegaDosX: It can't be put on the Sun Titan
fcloud: ben ulmer, seen here taking a well-deserved rest after a particularly strenuous turn
RandomTrivia: It's the Hammer of Flying
r10pez10: Where can you buy all your supplies in Zendikar. The Mall of the Skyclaves
F1SHOR: someone's got to be just dead here
MegaDosX: You could give the moth flygin!
MegaDosX: flying*
Alrawn: The Sun Titan is pro UGB isn't it?
r10pez10: !card sun titan
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dmc3628: and pro white from light and shadow
Alas_Babylon: @Alrawn Think it has Sword of Light and Shadow
Bionull: Sun Titan supports a lot of things.
MegaDosX: @Alrawn Because of the Sword it's technically pro everything but red
RandomTrivia: (not to be confused with the Hammer of Not Flying, Colossus Hammer)
Alrawn: Ah, I missed the sword
LRRbot: Hammer of Nazahn [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible. / Equip {4}
HammerTheWise: Hammer? Did someone call me?
fcloud: oh no, you're at mall of the *americas*. you want mall of the *skyclaves". north on i-74, second left, just past the hardee's
RandomTrivia: Kitty Hammer! lrrHEART
MegaDosX: I think you can be forgiven for forgetting the sword because it's been around for so long
Greypelt: Boros doing Boros things lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Rogue_07: That's a giant...giant.
Dmc3628: no big just 13/11 with pro everything but red and colorless
RandomTrivia: It has large numbers and a bunch of words
MegaDosX: It is a very large double strike titan
HammerTheWise: That's a big big, and I mean a big big big
lowman02: did Ben flashback the echo of eons
lowman02: or did he pass it
MegaDosX: @lowman02 He cast it, now it's in exile with time counters
strangelee: Ah, so this is what a Megazord looks like
F1SHOR: it's all up to the red player to kill it! oh...
MegaDosX: Oh hang on
fcloud: quick recap: sun titan was born in a small town in iowa in nineteen tickety-six
MegaDosX: Sorry, wrong one, ignore me
bullseye3265: well ok then
lowman02: @strangelee prolly missing something...did it get delayed
r10pez10: Sun Titan 14/12 Protection from all but Red, Indestructible, Vigilance, Double Strike on attacks
r10pez10: seems ... decent
InfiniTokens: Looks like Droopy pooped a die
Rogue_07: No trample?
darkflame0994: hello all. I see wheeler wnet for Indestructasquirrel
Bengineering: eons is in my graveyard still :)
fcloud: quick recap: sun titan has all mtg keywords except the following
RandomTrivia: And a conspicuous lack of Trample
lowman02: @Bengineering makes sense, you're a nice guy
r10pez10: poor toski
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
Dmc3628: fog one time
MegaDosX: Nuclear launch detected
F1SHOR: come-on fog
HammerTheWise: Sun Titan go vroom vroom
ChaoticObserver: laviniWow
darkflame0994: that giant wants some squirrel stew
MegaDosX: "Come at me!" - Nelson, probably
RandomTrivia: But wait - there's more!
lowman02: Ben Wheeler...Arch Enemy...played some fluffy squirrels and a Yavi Granger...you absolute monsters
LRRbot: Bound in Gold [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
InfiniTokens: That was a damn good Droopy gulp
LRRbot: Whispersilk Cloak [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. / Equip {2}
Dmc3628: puresteel and Hammer procs
mycosect: best damn cloak
RandomTrivia: Among other things, it has pro-green
fcloud: what is "pro green"?
lowman02: it's not 40 commander damage, no big deal
MegaDosX: @fcloud Protection from green
RandomTrivia: @fcloud Shorthand for "Protection from Green"
lowman02: Moment of Peace
fcloud: i see! thanks : )
DeM0nFiRe: leozF
mycosect: K.O.!
MegaDosX: Wow, Wheeler got obliterated there
SorinMarkov54: Protection from Green
bullseye3265: nelsons sleeves are dope
mycosect: F
r10pez10: good hustle wheeler
MegaDosX: Shroud may be relevant
Alas_Babylon: Protection, also, as a rundown: Protection from [X] means that [X] can't block, enchant, equip, damage, or target it
bullseye3265: droopy dog!
Alas_Babylon: "DEBT" is a common acronym
odocoelus: I was about to say that I was surprised the game was still going...but it sounds like it won't for long.
KharadBanar: 2 sword triggers happened
MegaDosX: Wheeler why
RandomTrivia: Wheeler LUL
Alas_Babylon: Also yeah, two Swords of Light and Shadow triggers
darkflame0994: @fcloud protection = DEBT = Damage, Enchanting / Equipping, Blocking and Targeting.
SnowBuddy18: 14 from Nelly draw
LRRbot: Blightstep Pathway (back: Searstep Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {B}.
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
r10pez10: aaaa
Alas_Babylon: !card Light and Shadow
LRRbot: Sword of Light and Shadow [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Equip {2}
r10pez10: aaaaaaa
bullseye3265: i love it
MajorFrostbyte: May god have mercy on my soul!
JokerBoney: all 3 are on screen oh dear
Juliamon: mime time
SnowbirdMike: looks a little like Beej
UWDJohn: hryWave hryF hryK
fcloud: ok mr mime, OK, THAT'S TOO CLOSE, MR MIME PLEASE, I NEED AN ADULT
Alas_Babylon: LadyLavinias needs to gain 6 life and return two cards from her graveyard to her hand
mycosect: ghost hand
RandomTrivia: Paul has turned you into a ghost
fcloud: cause you're gen 1
HammerTheWise: You're in the shadow realm
mycosect: that's some scp nonsense right there
asthanius: each clown sadder than the last
odocoelus: I've been playing Arena and Xmage for so long that I forgot how long casual paper Commander games can go...
bullseye3265: lol, beej
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InfiniTokens: It's an old movie of mimes
darkflame0994: The mimes: All around me are familiar faces......
LRRbot: Eradicator Valkyrie [2BB] | Creature — Angel Berserker [4/3] | Flying, lifelink, hexproof from planeswalkers / Boast — {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker.
Ukon_Cairns: accidental pok
MegaDosX: And an edict on a stick
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
Ukon_Cairns: is that famous clowns, pokeliacci wheelerClown
Ukon_Cairns: (i couldnt find the accented e)
mishotem: hi all
RandomTrivia: Hello mishotem, welcome
mishotem: @RandomTrivia hi
bullseye3265: yes! its back!
RandomTrivia: Oh no
MegaDosX: Holy shit Wheeler
lowman02: I mean at least in the place of "not honor" you get to pet your cat
salsy82: why is lady the only one milling?
strangelee: That mime needs some eyebrows
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If your deck is your memory, why does getting tutored make _other_ people forget stuff?
Dmc3628: because Ben feels confident his 6/6 unblockable can kill Nelly
RandomTrivia: @salsy82 The Tutelage's mill "target player" so he has to pick someone
LRRbot: Stolen Goods [3U] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
yatagarasu1177: knowledge is a zero sum game
Makrosian_Tae: Wheeler making a bold play to summon Mime-sogoth. I wonder how the judges will react
MegaDosX: That Smothering Tithe and the wheel definitely has done some work for Ben
RandomTrivia: Also what Dmc3628 said
JokerBoney: @LoadingReadyRun favoritism
InfiniTokens: "Down to" 9 treasures
lowman02: @LoadingReadyRun is Opposition Agent 46-2?
SnowBuddy18: @LoadingReadyRun you're getting tutored in making people foget
Dmc3628: Vega procs to draw procs tutes
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Uzumaki15: Sun Titan isn't pro red!
Ukon_Cairns: the sphinx doing the tutoring was a mind erasing baddie, dont know why teferi also does it tho mpieThink
RandomTrivia: Teferi is messing with the future
salsy82: @RandomTrivia oh okay thanks. and i suppose she is scarier right now.
lowman02: non-combo mill is viable!
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun Because when the smart kids starts remembering stuff it always makes the rest of us feel dumber? Or maybe thats just me lol
RandomTrivia: Your library represents both the magic you know and your future options, Alhammarret blasts the former and Teferi screws with the latter
RandomTrivia: Uh Wheeler.......
InfiniTokens: Lol Wheeler
Dmc3628: Lavinias is the only one we need for Deck Damage sake
MegaDosX: 22?!?
MegaDosX: Holy shit
lowman02: spiral time
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MegaDosX: For a Commander deck that is so thin
strangelee: Is Wheeler making the Nuclear Waste shelter warning?
Figgyleaf: 22 is lots!
darkflame0994: wheeler you ok?
HammerTheWise: Wheeler's cam sounds like the Darkest Dungeon Estate
Figgyleaf: No fear
Favre_Studios: Wheeler, that's awesome
DeM0nFiRe: lmao I looked away for a few minutes and just saw Wheeler's table
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
HammerTheWise: *looks like
RandomTrivia: Yep, Future Sight says you may play the card
RandomTrivia: Because it doesn't specify the type of card you can play, so you can choose which part to play
RandomTrivia: If you like I will cite my judge certification LUL
alpacalypsehs: Play means cast
darkflame0994: You can adventure from anywhere. Kess can casts adventures from graveyard
RandomTrivia: Adventure creatures work like weird split cards
MegaDosX: I don't think it's hand, because you can use the adventure side from Showdown of the Skalds and Escape to the Wilds
KharadBanar: @hammerthewise It‘s an inscription from a long-term nuclear waste disposal site
lowman02: it works
Makrosian_Tae: This is my favorite part of ever magic game
lowman02: 715.3.
Makrosian_Tae: Every*
SnowbirdMike: Wheeler your terrific but you are writing in Doctor Script.
ravenlord_xix: you used to adventure off escape the wilds
MegaDosX: Eldrazi Conscription?!? Good lord
fcloud: ~~VEGA~~ (in the "sega!" voice)
darkflame0994: Kess is low-key the best non-green adventure commander because of those weird interactions
LRRbot: Talent of the Telepath [2UU] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals the top seven cards of their library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the rest into their graveyard. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may cast up to two instant and/or sorcery spells from among the revealed cards instead of one.
RandomTrivia: Nelly may be thinking of the interactions with Muldrotha and Kess, which work differently as they specify what type of card they allow you to play
InfiniTokens: @SnowbirdMike Bet he's NEVER heard that before LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: That is another stack of power going in the graveyard
SnowbirdMike: Mine is worse so i probably shouldnt tease.
Figgyleaf: wtf Ugin!?
Makrosian_Tae: Gisella...no....
RandomTrivia: (did Ben play a land yet this turn?)
lamina5432: borrow some time?
lowman02: what is the activated ability on sphinxes tut
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
MegaDosX: It may not matter at this point >_>
RandomTrivia: @lowman02 4UU, draw and discard
Alas_Babylon: !card Insurrection
LRRbot: Insurrection [5RRR] | Sorcery | Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: So Lady has some extremely spicy things in her deck, it seems
freshmaker__: I usually don't like the 'take game action. draw a card.' commanders, but I kind of want to play this bird, just to cast from all the different zones that i can manage.
lowman02: @RandomTrivia thanks, forgot the mana cost, but it was more rhetorical
bullseye3265: this is really happening
JokerBoney: alright time to retrace Oona's Presence and then Echo right?
JokerBoney: Oona's says target player
lowman02: psychic spiral let's go
darkflame0994: Ben's playing Vega right? Such a good card. So fun in Sevinne
Favre_Studios: M I L L
LRRbot: Riftwing Cloudskate [3UU] | Creature — Illusion [2/2] | Flying / When Riftwing Cloudskate enters the battlefield, return target permanent to its owner's hand. / Suspend 3—{1}{U}
lowman02: hell yeah mill
elah806: I swear to god I look away for one minute and then ninety more minutes and then Wheeler has a Mr Mime in the frame
NotCainNorAbel: clap clap
RandomTrivia: GG Ben! lrrHORN
Dmc3628: alright Ben prove to class what was foretold
lowman02: cool stream ya'll thanks
Makrosian_Tae: Well played
MegaDosX: So rude, Ben! :p
circusofkirkus: Land Tax trigger Kappa
Alas_Babylon: Vega is super sweet, holy dang
RandomTrivia: Quick, take a bunch of actions in your upkeep to send a message!
Radyin: A mill win. Yea.
F1SHOR: mill wins are the best
thedalishdelight: I always love to see someone get milled out in commander. Feels so good.
RocknGrohlNerd: benginHeck benginYe lrrBEN
LRRbot: Doomskar [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. / Foretell {1}{W}{W}
MajorFrostbyte: Ben Ulmer Mill Bad Boy
darkflame0994: Buhbuhbuh Bird bird bird... bird WAS the word
salsy82: mill wins are the worst wins
Radyin: Mill is so unsatifying.
circusofkirkus: it was a very pretty deck
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 a complicated night
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Makrosian_Tae: On this most hallowed of days?!
fcloud: turns out ulmer was cheating the whole time! so we'll just undo the last four turns
RandomTrivia: Deck looks sweet
tergonis: i'm here for mill love
MegaDosX: And Karn Liberated!
lowman02: had a cheeky deflecting palm too
lowman02: and boros charm
lowman02: that's a magic card
thedalishdelight: That looked like a great deck haha
salsy82: i think i hate mill wins, because i hate playing against mill.
JokerBoney: i think the cheeky include was Eldrazi Conscription
RandomTrivia: The best Commander decks are the decks that you build for the sole purpose of playing one card
Alas_Babylon: Tron baby
ChaoticObserver: laviniGG laviniGG laviniGG
freshmaker__: mill's fine in commander when it's not infinite. chill chat. your opponents have 100 health.
darkflame0994: the real commander decks were the friends we made along the way
strangelee: Killing Olivia to Infect, not cat to Mill, LRR loves to style on guests
mrmrjaydon: It's also Cat's super fancy promo deck lol
ChaoticObserver: Good game
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
r10pez10: good hustle cat
circusofkirkus: benginButt
xantos69: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
laikagoat: benginDab benginDab benginDab
thekaffinated: Richard Karn is best Karn
Rogue_07: LadyLavinias, you have an awesome stream!
MegaDosX: benginDab benginDab benginDab
asthanius: benginDab
Fire_Summoner: lrrBEN
Radyin: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
mrmrjaydon: laviniHype laviniHype laviniHype laviniHype laviniRoyalty laviniRoyalty laviniHype laviniHype laviniHype
FenrisSchafer: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
freshmaker__: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JokerBoney: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Rogue_07: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Figgyleaf: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Ukon_Cairns: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
Juliamon: Spam permitted for one (1) minute
F1SHOR: benginDab benginDab benginDab
thedalishdelight: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ChaoticObserver: laviniHype laviniHype laviniHype laviniHype
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN benginHeart lrrHORN
NotCainNorAbel: benginLol benginDab
Alas_Babylon: benginDab benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginDab
Halvhir: benginFingers benginButt
obionedrop: lrrBEN
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
thekaffinated: breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah breyaYeah
bloodstar: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
MegaDosX: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
neb_200: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
KharadBanar: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
jbrossy15: lrrBEN
Cavemanhar: kdubzJuiced kdubzJuiced kdubzJuiced
Fire_Summoner: coxManleee coxManleee
RandomTrivia: benginDab benginTry benginFingers benginOh benginYe
Favre_Studios: lrrBEN
ChaoticObserver: laviniHeart laviniHeart laviniHeart laviniHeart
Favre_Studios: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: laviniHype lrrSPOOP laviniHype lrrSPOOP laviniHype lrrSPOOP laviniHype lrrSPOOP laviniHype lrrSPOOP laviniHype lrrSPOOP
MajorFrostbyte: lrrGARBO
HammerTheWise: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL Squid2 Squid2 SabaPing Squid2 Squid2 PowerUpR
Rogue_07: lrrBEN tiltyhEXTREME lrrBEN tiltyhEXTREME
SnowbirdMike: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
lotrwannabe: Is it over, I just got here.
RandomTrivia: !homestreams
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RandomTrivia: Steady on Ben!
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
circusofkirkus: benjamin_willy
laikagoat: benginWat
freshmaker__: whoa
fcloud: >>> RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS >>>
MajorFrostbyte: Benny WILLY!!!!
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Veraphage: 2020Party This is me running away with it
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Makrosian_Tae: I funded the LRR community, Superman! And now, I'm going to find THE WORLD
Juliamon: They've got the whole month to do it
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RandomTrivia: The Adventures in Time of Nobunaga, Marie Antoinette and a pair of Taiko Drums
Juliamon: We got Cleopatra hooked on One Piece
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RandomTrivia: It's a RIDE
HundreydAundre: Time Travelers are responsible!?
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HammerTheWise: Aliens! Hype!
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OksanaSean: Renegade Taiko Drum Timetravelers?
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Makrosian_Tae: Woo! Setup!
mishotem: @InfiniTokens Also hi
Favre_Studios: sessions 0-5 or 0-6
fcloud: six sessions, numbered zero through five?
Veraphage: Spoilers: They didn't escape the first time
SnowbirdMike: Thanks for the great stream y'all.
MegaDosX: Time zones are a whole thing
circusofkirkus: demon souls pinball
Electrodyne: Tilt with an L
RandomTrivia: Demons Tilt sounds like a Light Novel where Demons lose at poker and get mad
Tiber727: It's a pinball game
HundreydAundre: Nioh has a sequel I haven't heard about
Makrosian_Tae: And we love it
Juliamon: This one is less giant ladies and more tiny boys
NotCainNorAbel: half size
Makrosian_Tae: @hundreydaundre you mean Nioh 2?
HundreydAundre: @Makrosian_Tae Guess so.
Tiber727: Picks up the dumpster and puts it over her head.
Electrodyne: I am Sinistar
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