Metric_Furlong: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always feel like a badass.
DeM0nFiRe: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #1964: "I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?" —Ian [2016-02-23]
Biggjudicem: !jar
SnivianMoon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: can ya feel the rhythm of the night?
SnivianMoon: Time to order some Katsu Don from the Rhythm Cafe!
TehAmelie: and similar expressions in a more singsong voice
Mortimew: Anyone else accidentally refer to this stream as "Rhythm Heaven"?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Don! Katsu! Rhythm Cafe is continuing its travels through time with Taiko No Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure! | Heather and Ian are doing voices whether you want them or not! | 📷 ||
Niahlah: I better see a drum controller this time...
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
chorrof: Hi everyone aeroHey
RandomTrivia: Time Drum! Time Drum! Time Drum!
RandomTrivia: Hey there chorrof
glmdgrielson: Hello, everybody!
glmdgrielson: How are you all doing?
RandomTrivia: Good evening to all, Chat! lrrHEART
CaptainSpam: Time for another session of utter madness!
TehAmelie: there's a theory i like that all instruments can be divided into bang, bleep, skree and doot instruments. it might get quite arbitrary. but at least in this game it's very definitely bang instruments
chorrof: @randomtrivia How are you
theblakdeth: @TehAmelie what's a Theramin then?
TehAmelie: hai
constablecrab: eyyyyyy
Rogue_07: yaay!
GapFiller: good evening morning Heather lrrHEART
constablecrab: You're a squid now?
ZealousCrow: Check it out now
SnivianMoon: Huzzah, Rhythm Cafe!
TehAmelie: skree, i guess
Rogue_07: way more fun than the Super Bowl
matthaus_c: oh god Ian has lost his body
constablecrab: I'm digging the orange.
wynternyghtynggale: could have just stolen Adams line like Ian does
matthaus_c: idk, just yell all of Jugemu
EricTheOrange: we're here?
wynternyghtynggale: we're here!
DeM0nFiRe: "Sometimes these rhythm games don't handle certain topics well"
matthaus_c: we're here!
GapFiller: not bad
matthaus_c: poggies my doggies
Biggjudicem: !findquote jar
LRRbot: Quote #6180: "Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat." —Adam [2019-06-29]
niccus: it's fine if the peanut butter isn't asking you to let it out
wynternyghtynggale: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5482: "Yeah, I put the Adam in Nostradamus!" —Adam [2018-11-07]
matthaus_c: the peanut butter is in that jar *for a reason*
chorrof: Am new hi how is everyone
matthaus_c: welcome in @chorrof you're right on time for a battery of injokes :p
Niahlah: sooooooo do we get to see a drum controller?!?
constablecrab: BOY
chorrof: laxyPog
Niahlah: SKU's??
RandomTrivia: IAN! One job!
glmdgrielson: Welp, that joke landed.
Niahlah: that tracks
CaptainSpam: Why, I do say you're trying to distract us from the real matter, Mister Horner!
Anubis169: BOM bom bom bom BOM bom bom bom
Anubis169 drums on chat
EricTheOrange: sounds fine to me
constablecrab: There's a stamp book?
DeM0nFiRe: We're real good at complaining, it's true
matthaus_c: down with booth cam!
Sarah_Serinde: Niahlah Drum controllers don't work that well for streaming, they're very noisy and if I remember right, may also shake the desk and camera
RandomTrivia: Library/Labyrinth of Alexandria
matthaus_c: oh god this is already lewd
Biggjudicem: i think we're going "pirate" next
RandomTrivia: @matthaus_c What were you expecting?! :P
TehAmelie: twitter today pointed out a certain Yeshuya bin Yusuf would have been a JoJo
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matthaus_c: I don't know, but I did not catch Muscle Mummy last week @RandomTrivia tqsLol
wynternyghtynggale: we added cleopatra to our harem and now on the luffy
Niahlah: no motion controls ?!?!
constablecrab: just historical lady things
Niahlah: TableHere FlipThis TableHere FlipThis TableHere FlipThis
EricTheOrange: co chat which pirate do you think we'll get. I'ma bet black beard
matthaus_c: Cleopatra and Marie Antoinette, famous good friends
Juliamon: If it's mostly just a 3DS port, lack of motion controls makes sense
RandomTrivia: Don't forget, Muscle Ghost was technically inside Cleopatra
Biggjudicem: "western?"
constablecrab: How many missing parts can the clock thingy have?
Seagulyus: EricTheOrange the worst pirate I've ever heard of, Jack Sparrow
matthaus_c: Cleopatra's face is uh
RandomTrivia: D'awww, look at the pirate's stupid hair! lrrHEART
chorrof: The dogo is drowning laxyHmm
Anubis169 hides
niccus: which... chris... is this
matthaus_c: that's a bussing MapleStory pirate
Rogue_07: Ok, if this is Christopher Colombus, I will be upset
RandomTrivia: oh no
47 raiders from Mollylele have joined!
wynternyghtynggale: he has a cannon on his back.... does that mean he is cannon?
Juliamon: Welcome raiders, to... this
TheAinMAP: Raid!
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, Molly has arrived!
JohnLockeCole: Molly Raid!
deanna_etc: dispos6Daufo qqckndHiyabuddy dispos6Daufo qqckndHiyabuddy dispos6Daufo qqckndHiyabuddy dispos6Daufo
badpandabear: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rogue_07: because it will mean Fate Grand/Order is more historically accurate than this game, and that's just wrong
Gledster: We come from the world of Huell Howser... :)
RandomTrivia: If you thought Huell Howser was a bizarre experience, welcome to Taiko No Tatsujin
Biggjudicem: !findquote boat
LRRbot: Quote #6723: "Sheep are like the boats of the land." —Paul [2020-01-22]
matthaus_c: Nobunaga, Marie Antoinette and Cleopatra are helping us drown Christopher Columbus
chorrof: Welcome raiders, to this mess
RandomTrivia: Oh good, the fluffy dinosaur didn't drown
TehAmelie: so we are hoising the Molly Roger now
Juliamon: Oh, he's a Minecrafter
samwisep86: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie That's real good
EricTheOrange: @matthaus_c naw that's clearlt chris cringle
Rogue_07: Because seriously, Nobunaga, Cleopatra, and Marie Antoinette are all playable characters in FGO
EscherichiaCole: please note, the drum is the main character
Rogue_07: as is Columbus
TehAmelie: yo ho ho
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constablecrab: She's sick of being broke.
RandomTrivia: If there's one thing a Taiko can do is drum up support lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: I don't know how I feel about Cleopatra's default pose very nearly literally just being a t-pose.
ApodoNuevo: Ninth gen Pokemon got weird
niccus: was it an aaron carter song?
matthaus_c: Adam Savidan just shows up and goes "Tick Tick I'm here!"
Niahlah: Heather, Are you gonna get the new Pokemon Snap??
RandomTrivia: TWO generic pirates! They're so adorable
Rogue_07: that's also for eating
matthaus_c: we're never gonna wear the matching set, right?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
EricTheOrange: you don't want sailor fuku?
matthaus_c: that's adorable
TehAmelie: aww but the swordfish had a baby shark on its head
EricTheOrange: do not drum your beef bowl with your chop sticks
constablecrab: pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod
CururuGuasu: A Mer-maid?
CaptainSpam: That seagull has many questions to answer to the Monty Python crew.
constablecrab: It's the best bowl to watch tonight.
EricTheOrange: this game does very cute monster girls like that mermaid, and teh harpy and the leaf girl.
EdoardoZone: there's a leveling system, this is for me
RandomTrivia: Don't worry about it
constablecrab: How about the mermaid maid serving poison tea?
matthaus_c: you have questions about the shark lobster but not the literal merMAID
RandomTrivia: Fantastic
that_red_panda: oh hey the battle music is a pac man song
CaptainSpam: The mermaid serving poison tea is perhaps the least questionable part of that enemy lineup, mythologically speaking.
LeaArmyLove: that looks like a pokemon
TehAmelie: i'd go to a mermaid café
constablecrab: eat fresh
EricTheOrange: OH MY GOD, IAN. I did NOT get that untill you said it and now I'm mad
LeaArmyLove: Marie, princess peach?
EdoardoZone: oh boy
LeaArmyLove: oh god this is bad story
johnalogue: the rythem is back!
Rogue_07: oh man, this pink haired character is...unfortunate, aren't they?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
constablecrab: get in the sea
LeaArmyLove: LOL
TehAmelie: we'll foil that Professor Subway one day
TehAmelie: see because subs do well wrapped in foil
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
constablecrab: Some people prefer Professor Dubway.
matthaus_c: Ian YES
EdoardoZone: the neighbor is genetic material, all right
niccus: i'm trying to look for more details and Chris here seems to be just some dork named Chris?
EricTheOrange: so I looked up famous pirates named chris. theirs Christopher Condent better known as "Billy One-Hand".
LeaArmyLove: oh my god that was so funny
wynternyghtynggale: ooh it's a mer-Maid
Rogue_07: booo Heather
CururuGuasu: A different color mermaid^2
EricTheOrange: get that, uhh, "kelp protien"?
RandomTrivia: If only there were some kind of transportation, like a railroad... lrrBEEJ
LeaArmyLove: lakio the Pokémon
johnalogue: "good pirates"
EdoardoZone: like gamecopyworld?
TehAmelie: i think that seagull with a vest and bandana and a cartoon bomb in its beak is an exact replica of a WW2 era weapons project
RandomTrivia: Every time the song stops it's like walking down a phantom step
EricTheOrange: I dunno how japan felt about pirates before one piece but they defiantly have a romanticized view of them now.
LeaArmyLove: finally a song I know
LordZarano: ^
RatekStormcrow: Boomer ?
EdoardoZone: boomer?
EdoardoZone: yeah.
matthaus_c: Bongull
johnalogue: I mean they used birds to guide missiles and bats to spread fire
LeaArmyLove: ok boomer
TehAmelie: gull is a word for knife. . .
constablecrab: OK Boomy
Favre_Studios: Boomer
RandomTrivia: BomBirB?
johnalogue: @TehAmelie so it's more like an amalgam of two different projects
LordZarano: Boomest
EdoardoZone: boombirb
chorrof: aeroLUL aeroLUL aeroLUL
randombillfolds: Cawboom.
LeaArmyLove: I cannot.
LeaArmyLove: 7 is not enough for a clever name
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
LeaArmyLove: another Pokémon?!
johnalogue: character limit of 7 is absurd
Manae: Maybe it was a 7 kanji limi and they were too lazy to reprogram it
johnalogue: 7 characters for a value is a puny limit for all but the earliest consumer computers...
EricTheOrange: I remember the original DQ and FF games had 4 leter charecter limits.
niccus: huh
EricTheOrange: LION PIRATE?
johnalogue: oh dear shirtless abs lion
RandomTrivia: Considering that Gen1 Pokemon had 10 character limits. Like 5 console generations back
niccus: so which historical figure was this
LeaArmyLove: I bet thats what it was, 7 japanese characters maybe was enough so they overlooked that lol
Juliamon: Leomon
matthaus_c: getting hornier
LeaArmyLove: LOL
TehAmelie: on the cartridges they had to pay a premium for physical memory so it's somewhat understandable
EdoardoZone: is this team rocket
EricTheOrange: I know some people who would be VERY into that Lion Pirate
chorrof: Oh he’s hot aeroSweat
matthaus_c: it's Team Subway @EdoardoZone
johnalogue: this ultra-masculine lion is named andrea
constablecrab: "some people"
LeaArmyLove: the furries come out of the woodwork
Sarah_Serinde: Nothing wrong with furries
johnalogue: or woodworking
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
LeaArmyLove: nah there isn't, hence the justified appreciation for our lion friend here
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: or woodworking furries i guess, if that's your jam
Niahlah: those enemies are offensive
RandomTrivia: Oh now there's a cyborg too?!
johnalogue: it's good to learn a trade
EdoardoZone: this game is all over the place
Sarah_Serinde: Woodworking in a fur suit sounds real challenging
matthaus_c: also real warm
RandomTrivia: Don't want to catch any sparks in the fur
Niahlah: OH MY GOD... Ian..
LeaArmyLove: I can respect the skill involved in completing such a challenge
RandomTrivia: Heather yes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh god, so much work goes into those suits. setting them aflame would be awful
CururuGuasu: A soul still burns!
chorrof: Oh he’s hot aeroSweat aeroSweat aeroSweat
TehAmelie: a tale of swords and monkeys swinging them by their tail
CururuGuasu: Simian scimitars
TehAmelie: eternally retold
johnalogue: the balance of a sword held by a tail would have to be bad
RandomTrivia: That is tenuous at best, game
Sarah_Serinde: That's where my brain went too, Ian :D
matthaus_c: Monkey Sea, Monkey Do
Unpronounceable: Sea Monkey? shrimp
Manae: JonCoul?
LeaArmyLove: Yes lol MOJOJO
LeaArmyLove: jo
Niahlah: If you have any poop.. fling it now
RandomTrivia: Perfection
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
johnalogue: mojojoj(continues into infinity)
EdoardoZone: mean pirate is default pirate
LeaArmyLove: he really just ran off with the map huh
TehAmelie: if a "mojo" is a full size mojito, what is a mojojojo [repeating]?
johnalogue: dude even the most expensive leeches won't help
EdoardoZone: fat stacks of cash for everyone!
johnalogue: it's not like your insurance won't cover it the procedure barely exists
RandomTrivia: Professor Subway, card-carrying villain LUL
LeaArmyLove: is that a robotic version of the bunny from Alice in wonderland
EdoardoZone: 6-inch villain
rasterscan: So... this bad-guy is basically omnicidal?
RandomTrivia: Is Chris just carrying a cannon on a strap over his shoulder? What even are physics...
TehAmelie: he wants to become the Red King
RandomTrivia: IAN WHY
LeaArmyLove: ohhhh myyyygodddd
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
EdoardoZone: does he smell like a loaf of bread
matthaus_c: he's more footwide than footlong
Biggjudicem: I'm sorry. "Foot-long Fuck-off"?
chorrof: good bye
johnalogue: Nobonaga you can't be the god emperor
CururuGuasu: Crisis on Infinite Taiko
LeaArmyLove: and the abs
RandomTrivia: @CururuGuasu Oh my god it is, isn't it
Niahlah: I have the feeling that Ian in real life likes to shock people with dirty talk
johnalogue: toxic masculinity is an ancient force!
LeaArmyLove: whehehahaaah
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EdoardoZone: pg13 stream
TehAmelie: Professor Subway, you seem to be on a sugar high. try eating some strictly legal bread for a change
constablecrab: birb!
LeaArmyLove: her cat face omg
EdoardoZone: 3
RandomTrivia: The little :3 is the most precious thing
Niahlah: he only eats HERBAL bread
Niahlah: I like big boats and I cannot lie??
TehAmelie: see subway bread is legally a pastry in Ireland and probably other places too
LeaArmyLove: why is she so into that cramped boat situation
LeaArmyLove: wow you got bars
RandomTrivia: Then "Rap" him up in the sail and get on with it
Georgeadolio: manacuMonarch manacuMonarch manacuMonarch
wynternyghtynggale: poop deck
EdoardoZone: everybody just look at the **** boat
TehAmelie: everywhere is the poop deck if you just want it to be
CaptainSpam: Damnit, Cleopatra, stop giggling for just one minute, the world's in danger here!
Niahlah: his part is REALLY small
EdoardoZone: *chuckles* I'm in danger
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: That boat holy shit
LeaArmyLove: ok this was convincing enough to not buy this game (not that I was on the fence abt it anyway)
JohnLockeCole: I'm on a boat Motherdrummer
RandomTrivia: On a "dingy" little boat in a dingy little cave
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: that looks unsafe. do you have a life vest item to wear?
CaptainSpam: The violin one?
fcloud: can i get this on switch?
niccus: distortions
RandomTrivia: Distortions
RandomTrivia: Distortions was a RIDE
LeaArmyLove: have fun in the cave on the over weight capacity boat~
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
CaptainSpam: "Look, if you just press A enough times, the game ends and you win. That's what we're saying here."
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
fcloud: "look, don't make me explain it. you're as dumb as a drum sometimes, you know that?"
RandomTrivia: Dargon!
1ug1a: oh THIS song
RandomTrivia: What an absolute jam
TehAmelie: defense kelp sounds like something they'd use on green sci-fi space ships that run on algae
RandomTrivia: Dammit Heather! Be less good at the game!
EdoardoZone: who's this linda
CaptainSpam: "Thanks for waiting for the beat to drop before fighting us, enemies.
Favre_Studios: what song was that
PendelSteven: 'Ello
EricTheOrange: I gotta turn the stream quality down my potato internet can't handle it
TehAmelie: is that an anchor hammerhead shark hybrid?
EdoardoZone: could be on the commodore 64.... almost
PendelSteven: I just watched the latest WWE SmackDown
TehAmelie: or, maybe a hint of devil ray
PendelSteven: Been years since I saw a full show, so glad the full one was on youtube
PendelSteven: there's certainly an element of humour in WWE
EdoardoZone: I was going to ask about the story, but I'll refrain
PendelSteven: The story of this game?
EdoardoZone: yeah.
EdoardoZone: I realized.... I shouldn't play rhythm games for the story alone.
EricTheOrange: @edo bad people messing with time, were fixing it
PendelSteven: Well, it's timy wimy
CaptainSpam: Okay, first off, the king of the Subway restaurant franchise had a plan...
TehAmelie: hey, that's not just a lobster riding a shellfish-armored shark. it's a lobster humanoid riding a shellfish-armored shark
fcloud: why is the drum full of curry, im hungry now...
EdoardoZone: @CaptainSpam fake tuna or candy bread
PendelSteven: yeah that's basicly it
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun what was the line in yakuza 7 :"you can't have regrets while enjoying a beef bowl"?
PendelSteven: Ever seen a Bill & Ted film?
CaptainSpam: @EdoardoZone Time travel, really. It makes sense to sandwich artists, apparently.
TehAmelie: stuffing your drum full of stew may seem like a good way to cook it while you bang your drum and work up an appetite, but i can't imagine it would be good for the sound
kamelion84: lol
PendelSteven: 'cause this is pretty much like a Bill & Ted film
EdoardoZone: guess time travel is essential if you're working at a subway
Niahlah: how about Needy
TehAmelie: how about Banksy
Niahlah: I thought it was IE like Moxie
niccus: for a second i was worried it was going to be Boxxy
fcloud: how about Epoxy
TehAmelie: calling a Mimic Banksy is like Banksy-level trolling of Banksy
PendelSteven: George E. Bizet
EricTheOrange: so I've been cursed of thinking about goatsy when hearing banksy so now you are too.
Spacecarl: a pop-up book
Niahlah: maybe you need to do 2 at once
TehAmelie: beware of the gamer who only pushes one switch
rasterscan: Can we recruit giant squid? :3
Niahlah: the water temple was TERRIBLE
Unpronounceable: Am I the only one who didn't get confused in the Water Temple?
EricTheOrange: it has one of those flowers that smells like a corpse on it
PendelSteven: And an archer with a bomb
PendelSteven: ancher
rasterscan: Wait, is that a... half-squid half-durian?
rasterscan: And that is a corpse flower!
TehAmelie: does the octopus have a meaty orchid growing on it or is it a fashion choice?
Gizmoloid: Why not both?
ContingentCat: I think more shows need an inexplicable species change for a season
CaptainSpam: PUZZLES
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: everything comes in threes
PendelSteven: everyting good comes in threes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I wouldn't say the switches were good
PendelSteven: that's the proverb, but why is marriage than just two people?
EricTheOrange: vexys midnight runners
PendelSteven: It rhymes with Plexi
CaptainSpam: "Walter"?
Niahlah: Wait.. what was his name.. Anchor man
TehAmelie: Burgundy
JohnLockeCole: Jordan
EricTheOrange: wolf blitzer?
Neddy471: Drown Rather?
Niahlah: Burgundy
rasterscan: J-Olly
Biggjudicem: Walter ?
TehAmelie: dang, too many letters
JohnLockeCole: Jordan of Nightwatch News
Theycallmejokke: Angush
fcloud: MostVexy
PendelSteven: Stefon
fcloud: PermanentlyVexy
vermilionmana: Beej
fcloud: SexyNoVexy
rasterscan: J-Olly for John Oliver!
fcloud: VexualHealing
Neddy471: Dogfish Blitzer?
johnalogue: they're all inside the drum
RandomTrivia: Heather! Win this fight slower so we can hear more of the song!
johnalogue: that's why the drum is an overworld sprite
RandomTrivia: You had one job!
RandomTrivia: LUL
CAKHost: The drop?
Favre_Studios: What song was this
Niahlah: Gyardos
Theycallmejokke: Nessy
CaptainSpam: Levvy?
PendelSteven: just Levi
RandomTrivia: Levi Ath, Esq.
JohnLockeCole: Levia-Chan!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 2B?
lasersuit: ogopogo
Unpronounceable: Levitan
TehAmelie: is it because Heather is so good at the game or is it just poorly made in respect of timing the songs to the actual events of the fights?
RandomTrivia: Good enough!
ContingentCat: yes
EricTheOrange: what snake ISN'T a tube snake
Niahlah: WOW
The_Myrddraal: One of these monsters need the name Totoro
Niahlah: Tube snake
RandomTrivia: This definitely isn't a trap, nope.
SnivianMoon: TubeSNK - Your favorite 90s arcade games, now in tube form!
TehAmelie: treasure chests, nature's gift
johnalogue: at age tick he was born without a face
EdoardoZone: I want David Attenborough tell me around treasure chests
Niahlah: Ian.. he was just having a FACE OFF
TehAmelie: how large are Tocky's parts? if we can trust Tocky to tell us accurately
EdoardoZone: lemme show you mah abs
RandomTrivia: "It was like that when we got here!"
rasterscan: Kinda.
constablecrab: tiiiiiny legs
TehAmelie: Hans ZImmer's Pirates theme would be choice
RandomTrivia: Everyone wave to Korngold as Zimmer somehow is better known for this kind of music
EdoardoZone: this is pretty generic if any
Niahlah: omae wa mou
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
SquareDotCube: and time holes
johnalogue: drill stop talking about holes
RandomTrivia: Holes, as we have learned from LRRbot, are ontological parasites
Unpronounceable: So, this is Mr. Driller then?
Spanked42: But will his drill be the drill that pierces the heavens?
PendelSteven: Do I ever think about holes?
PendelSteven: I suppose I do
EdoardoZone: <message deleted>ian is drunk
TehAmelie: maybe it's insensitive to talk about hole drilling around Tocky
RandomTrivia: the Great Pirate "Foghorn Leghorn" Andrea
EdoardoZone: think delicious (tm)
PendelSteven: As an electric guitarist you gotta put some plugs in ... holes
PendelSteven: effectpedals, amps...
PendelSteven: heck
PendelSteven: you gotta put your plug in the hole of your guitar to start playing
CaptainSpam: Do we have to hunt down each individual gear of this pocketwatch?!?
johnalogue: the internals? Spring?
RandomTrivia: Is there a bunch of clockwork left to find? That stuff is tiny...
asddsa28: the clock key
PendelSteven: But if you've got multilple holes where you can put things in, you have to think about holes
LordZarano: Clickspring? The YouTube channel?
RandomTrivia: Did we make a new friend?
EdoardoZone: all your base, even.
RandomTrivia: I guess not
johnalogue: I mean you also have a lot of lackeys
RandomTrivia: We have plenty of expendable ammunition
RandomTrivia: I mean, friends
EdoardoZone: and what cure is
EdoardoZone: and what words are
Ilyusion: Mother is a game made by Shigesato Itoi for the Famicom
Niahlah: was I the only one that expected a " yo mama " joke?
EdoardoZone: also refers to cameron, the game mother
CaptainSpam: "I'm still here and somehow apparently important to this plot!"
RandomTrivia: Now Ticky can "face" the music lrrBEEJ
johnalogue: "Mother" is what he calls his ailing bank account
EricTheOrange: "genuine"
niccus: oh, like a scoby
CaptainSpam: Um.
RandomTrivia: Oh no
constablecrab: wow
EdoardoZone: the end?
quillilian: Tropical jokes
johnalogue: no, the girl has to stay because reasons!
CaptainSpam: "THAT sounds like a not-ME problem!"
EricTheOrange: shes pretty young to be a tsundere
johnalogue: like didn't we leave behind multiple girls already
CaptainSpam: "Man, this imminent threat to time itself is so boring, don."
RandomTrivia: The smol pirates must both come with us because they're adorable
Biggjudicem: !break
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TehAmelie: speaking of music, and Skeletor. here's an extremely unexpected ad to fill two minutes. for bonus fun, keep the sound off until the jukebox starts and try to guess what it's an ad for.
EricTheOrange: I just noticed our giant shogi peice in our house
TehAmelie: actually i only have a vague idea what it's an ad for after listening multiple times
TehAmelie: hi again
fcloud: no idea. dont feel like its selling anything except -- sexual freedom?
TehAmelie: an amazing ratio of muscle mass to flexibility?
johnalogue: *get in the cannon*
constablecrab: They just let him run around modern Japan carrying a cannon?
TehAmelie: i don't know if you even need a licence for a cannon
CaptainSpam: The Golden Age of Ballooning
Juliamon: We arrive on the Hindenburg
LordZarano: Would YOU try and stop someone with a cannon?
johnalogue: no that's the triangle boy
TheDailyMapleSyrup: images?
SquareDotCube: given this steak of, uh, problematic characters, my bet's on Charles Lindbergh.
serramarkov: Fogg?
UWDJohn: Phineas Fogg?
CururuGuasu: Phinnneas Fog
johnalogue: heavy industry!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: ikarus?
EricTheOrange: HAHAHA
ContingentCat: wow
johnalogue: okay ouch
1ug1a: lmao
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Good callback Ian
johnalogue: this isn't America...this is NEW YORK
CaptainSpam: "Look, we've plucked very major figures out from history, YES of course time's going wrong!"
niccus: will we fight a kitty hawk
constablecrab: The Property Brothers
ContingentCat: wow Ian
Alchemistmerlin: Inverted X Standard Y is the one true way.
TehAmelie: funny story, the pollution produced in Texas alone makes for more pollution in my country than we make locally
CaptainSpam: Hey, Vault Boy.
johnalogue: I apologize for Texas
Favre_Studios: What year is this?
TehAmelie: i don't think it's your fault
johnalogue: Texas has a lot going on, man
RandomTrivia: *gutpunch as the music cuts off*
TehAmelie: what a streak!
lasersuit: a rock star before rock?
johnalogue: you just un-invented the phonograph
RandomTrivia: Welcome to Taiko no Tatsujin: Anachronism Simulator!
TehAmelie: a drum can only ride on the subway if it's in a bag
CaptainSpam: I really don't want to ask how that blindfold is tied off.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, put it back, put it back!
ContingentCat: is this art?
johnalogue: that's upsetting
Biggjudicem: Belopa?
johnalogue: Belopaaaaa!
Biggjudicem: *Belopa-chan
TehAmelie: kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Favre_Studios: Belopa!
constablecrab: An auspicious outfit
johnalogue: Most auspicious
EricTheOrange: well more like a reverse belopa
Favre_Studios: Praise Belopa
TehAmelie: i mean, swordfish sea bass, almost the same
CururuGuasu: A u s p i c I o u s
kirbys2: taiko!
johnalogue: a u s p i c i o u s d r u m
kirbys2: that can't be "wright"
constablecrab: Treasure chests are the same in all times.
Ilyusion: Do you think anyone will guess the next characters wright?
johnalogue: Machinery can have beauty
johnalogue: Trees are overrated
RandomTrivia: Yep, it's the Wright Brothers but they're shonen protagonists. Seems about right
EricTheOrange: Orviles a bishy boy
johnalogue: YES! 1920s announcer voice
kirbys2: imagine this scene playing out
CaptainSpam: Bah. Those moustaches are nowhere near luxurious enough to be 20s America characters!
johnalogue: I mean not actually the 1920s
Sarah_Serinde: Ian no
EricTheOrange: @randombillfolds I mean family and big dreams are very shounen tropes so I could see it.
RandomTrivia: Somehow the little girl doesn't have a problem with the giant fluffy dinosaur and the Egyptian Queen costume
kirbys2: an Egyptian queen and a dinadaur talking to a kid lol
TehAmelie: imagine what someone in 1920 would think if you just showed them a pokemon
johnalogue: @CaptainSpam the wright flyer was made early enough for planes to feature heavily in WW1
johnalogue: so this is before the 1910s
LordZarano: "They made the first controlled, sustained flight of a powered, heavier-than-air aircraft with the Wright Flyer on December 17, 1903"
constablecrab: We here in NC appreciate Ohio for being worse than us.
lasersuit: Kitty hawk is NC though
wynternyghtynggale: I prefer their dodo fursonas
lasersuit: so I think they got the factories a bit wrong
johnalogue: live free in the NC
voslan: @constablecrab Darn Right. First in Flight baby!
kirbys2: flammable water?
johnalogue: *it's a metal biplane wtf*
CaptainSpam: @johnalogue Pfeh! The facial hair is what's important here, and that so-called "Orville Wright" just didn't have it! Kappa
constablecrab: This all seems period accurate/
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, the classic rivet-joined metal plate biplane...
Ilyusion: Why flammable water? Is gas/oil trade marked?
johnalogue: "flammable water" might mean ethanol fuel, maybe they were scared to mention booze
kirbys2: katsu causing problems again...
constablecrab: Burning.... Water!
Snowcookies: flammable water is a weird euphemism
BlueChloroplast: HahaThisisfine
CaptainSpam: I'll grant that Wilbur didn't have facial hair, but it looks like he didn't have top-of-head hair, either.
johnalogue: cleopatra returns to her home time with an understanding of petroleum and wipes out the romans
angryoptimist: Cleopatra, a dinosaur, and two sapient drums walk into a bar...
kirbys2: lol
Ilyusion: lolcalization
johnalogue: oh no
RandomTrivia: Industrial Espionage time! LUL
johnalogue: they're just standing around industrial equipment looking for flammable liquids in the open
kirbys2: love this cowboy theme
RandomTrivia: Also, why is there a Morricone motif in this soundtrack...
EricTheOrange: GAH killer doll
constablecrab: do not like that doll
johnalogue: chainsaw farmer doll is an aesthetic I didn't expect
Favre_Studios: Want that doll to become an ally
CururuGuasu: Yandere Raggedy Anne
RandomTrivia: That doll is concerning, and would probably teleport Ben into the next county
CaptainSpam: Okay, that bird is just a Mega Man enemy.
johnalogue: robo pippy with chainsaw is definitely a good ally to have
angryoptimist: Why have Chobits when you can just have the whole Cho? Answer, portion control. Moderation in all things.
RandomTrivia: IAN WHY
kirbys2: love the ace combat song~
johnalogue: if that bird existed in early 20th century America 5 people would be shooting at it right now
angryoptimist: Bibendum is a smog ghost in rubber ride armor, TIL.
niccus: bobendum
Juliamon: Bbendum
CaptainSpam: Shame "Bibendum" is too many letters.
wynternyghtynggale: bobbendum
johnalogue: Bbndm
constablecrab: bbndum
RandomTrivia: *Lister voice* Oh smog
Juliamon: 100% believe
johnalogue: Bebendu I'm here to bargain, on tires
Sarah_Serinde: It's Ian, I would also believe that
angryoptimist: It's not hard to believe, considering it's Ian, no.
ContingentCat: yeah from Ian especially I'd believe that
LordZarano: I don't understand why but I believe it
BlueChloroplast: The dro
BlueChloroplast: Dum walking is so cute
BlueChloroplast: Drum
RandomTrivia: That seems exactly as it should be
ApodoNuevo: Bibi? Kappa
RandomTrivia: mmmDave
constablecrab: mmbop
ContingentCat: tiffs hat m'david
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wynternyghtynggale: <3 my favorite ghibli movie
Juliamon: Pippiiii
johnalogue: tbh I hate horror and that doll is just cute
RandomTrivia: That was so distinctively Joe Hishaishi's writing too, shame not to get more of it
RandomTrivia: *Hisaishi
RandomTrivia: Spelling is hard
EricTheOrange: I think Pippi is two P's
johnalogue: I missed what horrible faux pas don said
RandomTrivia: With tyres?
Favre_Studios: same thing as minecraft
johnalogue: Cleopatra deserves to be portrayed as a badass instead of just "haha she pretty"
1ug1a: matryoshka nice
EricTheOrange: future tone?
EricTheOrange: Mirai?
BlueChloroplast: I think it was daring to suggest she had muscles which is considered not pretty on women by some
EricTheOrange: Mirai is the japanese word for future so it's weird they didn't translate it.
Biggjudicem: Zapdos
Juliamon: Skarmry
RandomTrivia: Thunder Condor would have been a better name, to be fair
johnalogue: @RandomTrivia may I suggest Thundor Conder
RandomTrivia: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: hey friends! reminder that i love you all more than words can express! <3
BlueChloroplast: LuvHearts
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
johnalogue: @EricTheOrange that makes the Toyota Mirai fuel cell car even sadder
lasersuit: and not in any of the barrels
SnivianMoon: Must've drank too much flammable water...
BlueChloroplast: Lol
johnalogue: she just showed up to inconvenience them
voslan: That hat is fancy
croisvoix1: yikes
johnalogue: noooooooooo
RandomTrivia: Anyway
RandomTrivia: I think the Big Bad isn't very good at this
Juliamon: The enemy of your enemy can ALSO STILL BE YOUR ENEMY
KodeMage: wow, been a while on a chobits refrence...
angryoptimist: That's the second Chobits mention.
johnalogue: @Juliamon See: The Soviet Union
angryoptimist: Say, I sorta kinda skipped Chobits because, well, it didn't look like something I wanted to see at the time. Should I track it down and see it? Or is it just sorta memorable without being something you really need to see?
Juliamon: Skip it.
Juliamon: Just... just skip it.
RandomTrivia: Do we have to activate the gates to warp to them?
ihorner: Yup, if you want some CLAMP, watch X instead.
RandomTrivia: Oh neat
EricTheOrange: The internet has failed me, I googled "fish in sailor fuku" and couldn't find any pictures of it.
KodeMage: I've always wondered was the "that's how you turn her on" pun like situation there in japanese? do they know that expression?
KodeMage: is it a double entendre? not sure what to call the coincidence
johnalogue: @EricTheOrange how is that not a thing that exists
RandomTrivia: Maybe it would fly if there wasn't a stupid sabotaging drum on board?
angryoptimist: Almost counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
FerociousPeach: please, using a part from someone else makes it not your invention? Thomas Edison would like to offer a rebuttal, lol
johnalogue: @FerociousPeach I mean everyone stands on the shoulders of giants but edison is a bad example
RandomTrivia: D'aww I wanna ruffle his stupid hair
angryoptimist: You know, if they were going to go with a weird name for fuel anyway, why didn't they pick Burny Wets over Flammable Water?
CaptainSpam: "Orville, for the last time, what in the hell did you do to your hair? Stop that this instant."
FerociousPeach: @johnalogue Edison is a terrible example of an inventor; really successful thief though
johnalogue: @FerociousPeach I mean also a very successful marketer and businessman, but very unethical
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CaptainSpam: "Oh, it's yours? Oh, we're terribly sorry, here."
angryoptimist: He has a valve on should to release all the... shoulder gas...?
voslan: PHRASING!
FerociousPeach: @johnalogue that's putting it politely, lol
Snowcookies: oh my
CaptainSpam: So I guess Professor Subway just needs ONE part to destroy all of time. This seems like a poorly-planned time-space continuum.
Dog_of_Myth: Stonks
johnalogue: @FerociousPeach he had accomplishments, he just wasn't a very good person and not especially inventive
RandomTrivia: @CaptainSpam I think it's that he needs us to not have all of them
johnalogue: I mean if a ship can't land on the island a plane definitely couldn' needs like a prepared landing strip or you'll be stranded
wynternyghtynggale: let's add more to our harem
RandomTrivia: Aaaaaand, SCENE
Snowcookies: !patreon
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angryoptimist: Engine is p e r f e c t
NullColaShip: So it won't be "their" plane if they use a found part, but it will be if they accept the help of time travellers.
RandomTrivia: Am Ian ok? LUL
Hexi_Lexi: FLAWLESS, ian LUL
ContingentCat: has Ian ever been ok?
Dog_of_Myth: #Branding
Snowcookies: !youtube
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Hexi_Lexi: you learn to accept Ian in all of his... ian-ness
CururuGuasu: Smooooooooth
Dog_of_Myth: !discord
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Juliamon: (Mention the stoooore)
Mysticman89: the bucket has several smaller buckets inside it
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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RandomTrivia: Don't forget to grab the Liechi Berry while you're on Mirage Island
Snowcookies: !homestreams
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RandomTrivia: Oh good, 2 shounen brothers to add to the harem LUL
Dog_of_Myth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (22:57 from now).
Snowcookies: Alien!
RandomTrivia: Session Zero
Juliamon: First episode (0)
CaptainSpam: Yay Andy!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, andy on an alien campaign. I'm super excited now
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #1591: "You say a LOT of things, Ian." —Cameron [2016-01-17]
Dog_of_Myth: Good job LRRbot!
RandomTrivia: That was the perfect quote
Juliamon: !teams
Juliamon: !team
LRRbot: Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page!
RandomTrivia: !quote 7374
LRRbot: Quote #7374: "I have opinions about *everything.*" —Ian [2020-11-28]
CaptainSpam: We'll be back for more of this utter madness next week!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
LordZarano: And if all that James isn't enough James for you then James also digs holes at home on James's homestream, James_LRR
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
Snowcookies: Bye, thanks for stream
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (22:54 from now).
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART Thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
ContingentCat: Thanks Heather and Ian
LordZarano: James no longer looks like a real name to me now
LordZarano: Thanks for Rhythming, Cafe!
Snowcookies: Night everyone
RandomTrivia: Goodnight, friends lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
LoadingReadyRun: Night! <3