Juliamon: I don't have to ask him to do my laundry, and in return I put up with cold counter leftovers.
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie did she ever serve you three asparagus stems wrapped in a pancake?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello Fronds
Bobtheninjagoldfish: o/
TehAmelie: nno
Solipsody: Ah, old people... So much like children, except that children grow up.
ghyllnox: o/
NotCainNorAbel: well the only fix for that is figure out when the food gets left out and eat it warm. Who plates all of the tater tots except three?
DarkMorford: Deece fronds!
Metric_Furlong: my grandmother would do that on occasion
TehAmelie: but she did refer to the microwave oven as the "cinnabon TV"
Metric_Furlong: hello Bobtheninjagoldfish
TehAmelie: exclusively
Solipsody: That's pretty good.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: To quote the 4th Doctor: "What is the point of being grown up if you can act childish once in a while"
Juliamon: We don't plate our dinners, it's serve-yourself so everything's roughly divided between the people who will be eating it, but stays in the cooking dish
NotCainNorAbel: ah, yep, that will leave three tots at the end
JohnLockeCole: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
Juliamon: Dad will always take less than his portion to avoid looking greedy
ghyllnox: So they're *his* tater tots.
NotCainNorAbel: really mess with him and take two portions; put one in the fridge for later.
Juliamon: He doesn't see it that way, because he won't accept they were supposed to be his in the first place.
flathaed: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m from now).
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Do we know the Squad for tonight?
Juliamon: We do!
Juliamon: I forget though!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: alas
Solipsody: Alex, Cori, Matt, and Andy.
NotCainNorAbel: Alex, and Cori, and two other people
ghyllnox: Same as before
malc: loadingreadyrun │ lrrPAUL Tonight's Players: Alex, Matt, Cori, and Andy with Cameron as Game Mother
NotCainNorAbel: and Cam!
Wrexadecimal: ooh
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: andy in an alien game? This should be interesting
NotCainNorAbel: what could go wrong?
Juliamon: Not only an Alien game but apparently a Synthetic?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave
Arclight_Dynamo: Who's gonna get facehugged first? My bet is Andy.
Wrexadecimal: I'm looking forward to more Cameron gamemother
Bobtheninjagoldfish: who said anything about wrong?
DiscordianTokkan: Hey all! Lookin' forward to tonight's game!
serramarkov: I am so hyped for this.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @DiscordianTokkan !
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
NotCainNorAbel: what could go non-optimally? My guess is Cori goes hunting and Andy finds a pet. The race will be on.
floki4242: this is going to be go
Solipsody: So, and Andydroid, an Alexomaton, a Corobot, and I don't have a pun for Matt even as weak as "Corobot."
TheMerricat: Good news about being a synthetic in an Alien universe is you don't have to worry about being facehugged. Bad news about being a synthetic in an Alien universe is you are a synthetic in an Alien universe. Prepare to die horribly and still be alive at the end.
TehAmelie: imagine the clash of the cultures where you put more food on your guests' plate until they leave a little to signal you have enough to spare and the cultures where you always clean your plate to signal you like and respect your host's cooking
Arclight_Dynamo: @Solipsody Aoutomatt.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: we need a prediction who will break first Andy or cam? lol
Arclight_Dynamo: *auto, even
DiscordianTokkan: AutoMatton
Solipsody: @Arclight_Dynamo Technically a kind of restaurant with no actual automation, but I'll take it.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: man, I think this episode of Dino Thunder is going to end right on time
TehAmelie: i have never seen Andy break
Juliamon: There's a first time for everything.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @TehAmelie no but his sythetic body might
TehAmelie: i mean, unless you mean corpsing. he does that a lot
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6s from now).
Greypelt: !next
Solipsody: Well, there'll be plenty of corpses tonight.
PharaohBender27: Dangit, too soon
NotCainNorAbel: I used to like watching package tracking. Now it is just frustrating and depressing.
TehAmelie: see: Papers, Please
DiscordianTokkan: SOON™
asthanius: @Solipsody Is it a corpse if they're synthetic?
Metric_Furlong: S O O N
Bobtheninjagoldfish: #Eventually
Snowcookies: Evening chat
DarkMorford: #Sometime
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !Advice
LRRbot: Blow harder.
Metric_Furlong: evening Snowcookies
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of aliens, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
ghyllnox: o/
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Evening @Snowcookies
Snowcookies: I realized I conformed these files wrong so I'm reconforming them
Solipsody: @asthanius I didn't mean them, but... Hm.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Snowcookies !
TehAmelie: Dumbing of Age today has posited the boldest of biology questions: is anything actually alive?
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies hello
thraximore: Sure doesn't feel like it
RaynMurfy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
NotCainNorAbel: So, if you go to Antarctica there is a tradition to watch The Thing. Do astronauts watch Aliens?
Snowcookies: Dunno
EscherichiaCole: I feel like astronauts would watch Apollo 13
PharaohBender27: What would they watch it on?
TehAmelie: like most arguments, i think it's just a question of semantics. i think most things are alive in one way or another
serramarkov: Aliens, I love to watch, Alien is too scary for me.
gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
NotCainNorAbel: project it onto the moon?
Arclight_Dynamo: They have laptops on the ISS.
PharaohBender27: Ah
mtvcdm: Would astronauts watch Apollo 13 at the Apollo?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: make 'em wastch gravity
niccus: there's not as solid of a movie tradition on the ISS since it's international -- there's distinctly an american segment and a russian segment
TehAmelie: i would bet money no actual astronauts ever watch the movie Apollo 13 for fun
Solipsody: Hot take: The Thing and Alien are actually the same movie... And The Thing is the superior version.
NotCainNorAbel: make them explain the third act of 2001
Sarah_Serinde: The two movies don't have to compete
PharaohBender27: @niccus Maybe the Russians would watch Solaris?
niccus: also there's no good space for 'movie night's... (also 'night')
TehAmelie: you mean J Crpenter's The Thing?
Solipsody: I do.
Snowcookies: You have two hands
Solipsody: @niccus In space, it's always movie night.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hot Take: you can enjoy more than one thing
Sarah_Serinde: ^
serramarkov: The original Russian version or the George Clooney remake?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Snowcookies ...and both are screaming?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: TITLE CHANGE.
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
Nigouki: there's a Soviet/Russian tradition of watching White Sun of the Desert before flight
Solipsody: Not sure how comparing things means only liking one.
TehAmelie: i think there are three The Things at this point. but John Carpenter's is the only one that matters, right
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
Nigouki: not a space movie, but definitely an ongoing tradition
ContingentCat: !findquote Hot take
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
chaostreader: SOON (tm)
Snowcookies: Arclight_Dynamo yes cause you're using one to hold The Thing and the other to hold Aliens
ihlendrax: Box text. Seems fitting.
DiscordianTokkan: I, for one, enjoy many things! Sometimes simultaneously!
DeM0nFiRe: I am in the process of moving and decided to forgo a moving company and just move my stuff over one hand truck load at a time (I am moving down the street)
DarkMorford: I enjoy eating and breathing!
DeM0nFiRe: That uh, that was a bad idea
chaostreader: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #4347: "Hold on, we need to unplug space. Something's wrong." —Ian [2017-08-20]
NotCainNorAbel: @Nigouki I read that recently; thanks for the reminder. Each group to their own I guess.
DiscordianTokkan: @DeM0nFiRe oh no
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Solipsody: @Snowcookies If you have the Thing in one hand and an Alien in the other, you're going to have no hands pretty soon.
Radyin: Do we know if this game if this game is live or prerecorded?
niccus: looking into it more, the american side does have weekly movie nights, and their favorites are Apollo 13 and Gravity
math_nerdette: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6m ago).
Juliamon: Live
Sarah_Serinde: This game is live
ghyllnox: Live
Solipsody: @DeM0nFiRe Been there.
niccus: so yeah, they absolutely steer towards space disaster movies
DeM0nFiRe: I've spent at least 2 hours moving stuff almost every day since Jan 28th lol
beckett_brass: @Solipsody Who says snowcookies only has two hands?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
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TheMerricat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Radyin: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEJ lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Metric_Furlong: Signal
corianderd: o/
Mcgwee: lrrSIGNAL
serramarkov: lrrSIGNAL SingsNote
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Cori!
thunderous_dragon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
mtvcdm: lrrSIGNAL
Wrexadecimal: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: o/ cori
Snowcookies: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beckett_brass: Hello
RandomTrivia: Hey Cori!
SnackPak_: Good ol' Snowcones
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jonnykefka: I am 90 months worth of hype for Cam's new Alien campaign.
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Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: H R Giger makes Alien a masterpiece, i think. he had a very distinct sense of design and there is space in the world for one movie's worth of it and it was Alien
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrCORI !
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Electrodyne: Hi internet friends!
arcaneIllumination: Ooh.
RandomTrivia: I found the perfect quote for this series
RandomTrivia: !quote 4845
LRRbot: Quote #4845: "Why did space get mad at me?" —Heather [2018-03-25]
PotatoWraiths: first law of Aliens, don't talk about Aliens
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s4mwise_ow: Hewwo!
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eatingsomebagels: Hype
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Electrodyne !
lirazel64: Wheee!
Ignatiuspants: aw yeah! Alien time!!
Mcgwee: howdy all! o/
Despoiler98: here we GOOOO More Aliens goodness
vellebastet: I'm so excited for this!
vellebastet: lrrHEART
kaziel0: I had work to do. Welp, so much for that!
ihlendrax: On the topic of aliens: has anyone been watching Resident Alien?
cnutter23_: Ah Yeah Here We Go Again!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> This week on Dice Friends is the start of a brand new campaign! Join Cameron, Cori, Matt, Andy and Alex for Session 0 of Alien First Law. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtvxvMFUcAADlJr.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1358945668094562307
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SnackPak_: dang, what a lineup for this campaign
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Simonark: A prime sub and a prime number. Wheee.
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Solipsody: A session 0 of an Alien campaign... Interesting.
lirazel64: TPFufun
GragSmash: I love friend Company m
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, this is a session 0! Should be interesting
Juliamon: yesss Andy's shirt
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Malkaresh: Alex and Andy?! Oh my god yes!
Snowcookies: Nice group of ppl
Alahmnat: woot, more James Cameron Lauder's Alien
drfox17: sushin and alien!
tex170: Excited for tonight!!!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW Alahmnat
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Ignatiuspants: aw people are seeing the stream now? I'm seeing a long cluster of ads
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Simriel: Time for absolutely no unknown entities at all in this game. Yup, just friends being pals.
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tex170: saw the last series on youtube
chaostreader: !findquote alien
LRRbot: Quote #183: "The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens." —Graham [2015-04-30]
Graham_LRR: We won’t necessarily be airing every Session 0 going forward, but we are for this one!
NightWingMistHawk: Ayy, another campaign with a session 0? Yes!
lochnessseammonster: so excited for more alien! heat death was great :)
Mai_Andra: Still shows 1:40 until start
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RandomTrivia: @Ignatiuspants Don't panic, still a couple of minutes before it starts
RedShiftLive: @Alahmnat I really feel like Heat Death was more Ridley Scott than James Cameron but I do appreciate the wordplay
arcaneIllumination: A streamed session 0. Wonder what exactly this will be like.
Meark: Perfect timing!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Graham_LRR how many episodes is this looking to run?
Mcgwee: lrrGRAHAM
DarkMorford: I EAT I EAT I EAT
Graham_LRR: @bobtheninjagoldfish 6, but I admit I don’t recall if that includes tonight 😅
Sarah_Serinde: Ignatiuspants That's one of the reasons there's 5 minutes before the stream starts, so people can encounter ads but not miss anything
Alas_Babylon: Well, this is a pleasant surprise
Ignatiuspants: okay cool. thanks!
Alahmnat: @RedShiftLive I agree, but I felt like I had to go for it anyway, hehe
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Malkaresh: @Graham_LRR The session 0 episodes are super fun, whenever they are feasible! :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Graham_LRR That's Fair. Thanks for the info.
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CranstonSnord: In space, no one can hear you ice cream
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ihlendrax: Trying to eat cheese with dogs around is...awkward.
Xavorin: Hello, all you happy peoples. I hope you're having an amazing Monday. lrrHEART barrYeet
Despoiler98: ALIENS HYPE LETS GOOOOO HahaBall HahaBall
RossIrelandPrime: really looking forward to going back to Cameron's Alien
SpoopsAHoy: WOOOH. My timing is impecable
bjorlamn: OH MY WORD NEW ALIEN!
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TheaInanimate: More Aliens! Super excited for this
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Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
serramarkov: Yeeeee!
bjorlamn: oop caps
beckett_brass: @Xavorin Hello. Welcome to Aliens
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
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JarofGoats: Space Space wanna go to space!
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SpoopsAHoy: engage maximum lrrSPOOP
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eric_christian_berg: I'm 37! I
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thraximore: I feel like this is gonna be even funnier than the first series
Electrodyne: Note to self, and anyone else who reads this: I just not make endless requests to resume Gnomes 100 Dragons 0.
cora_blackheart: DICE FRANDS
vellebastet: lrrHEART Hello
Nigouki: Hello world's coolest people!
cnutter23_: Just got like 10 ads oof
Metric_Furlong: hello humans
TehAmelie: hello!
ghyllnox: o/
Snowcookies: Hello!
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
Despoiler98: yay Alex!
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
2Flower: In space, no one can hear you stream.
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Involume: Andy!
Eramis8 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Eramis8: Time to Dice Friends!
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Electrodyne: *must
NightWingMistHawk: Live Hoomans!
RandomTrivia: Dice Friends! \o/
DiscordianTokkan: Wooo, Session Zero!
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrCAMERON , lrrCORI , lrrMATT , Andy, lrrALEX , and of course lrrPAUL !
TehAmelie: stage left :D
cnutter23_: Woo
Snowcookies: Are we dealing with robots?
lochnessseammonster: PridePog veekay1Hi
Malkaresh: This cast is great!
GragSmash: first law is not to be confused with Cole's Law
62MGcobra: like cori's background
Arclight_Dynamo: All synths, "First Law..." that's an Asimov.
mowdownjoe: ANDY! ALEX!
chance_dean: Love a good slaw
SwankyFlea: Ooo my favorite part, character creation
Xavorin: Oh, this line up! tovgTight
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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chaostreader: The First Law of Thermodynamics.
ATrophonian: Ooooooh!
Electrodyne: Do not harm any sandwiches, or through inaction cause sandwiches to come to harm
Snowcookies: yay us
obionedrop: Love this cast!
Metric_Furlong: this is our fault!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
arcaneIllumination: I guess no returning characters.
DiscordianTokkan: We did this!
TehAmelie: a machine may never harm a human, or by failing to act allow a human to come to harm
JarofGoats: Our fault! Our fault!
GoodHabitsGaming: im so excited for this. Been watching a lot of Talking Sim lately and I love seeing Cori, Alex and Cam!
Simriel: I dunno, do we have confirmation that all of these people are Humans. ANY of them could have been replaced by a robot
Oscelot: lrrHEART ysbrydHype lrrHEART
Electrodyne: I pray this team will all be gun totin marines
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Alas_Babylon: !findquote human
LRRbot: Quote #237: "When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans." —James [2015-05-05]
vellebastet: sykLaugh
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Oscelot: Didn’t hear anything Cam
ATrophonian: That's a Mood, Alex. <3
Mai_Andra: ASMR <hand waving>
RandomTrivia: Awww, Alex lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: hi Alex! it's been a minute
Despoiler98: LOL
CranstonSnord: pennyWhat
Mysticman89: I was ognna sya, nonliving humans...
LadyAiluros: big mood, Alex
Despoiler98: dont worry about it
Oscelot: Mood.
MAPBoardgames: Good answer, Alex
jonnykefka: I've missed you Alex
SwankyFlea: <3
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RossIrelandPrime: Thank you friends. None of the crew is expendable
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Simriel: Alex! Stop drinking suspiciously!
NightWingMistHawk: Missed you, Alex :D
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RealGamerCow: He's just waiting for the lighting storm
corianderd: definitely not looking
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
Rhynerd: Alex, are you a necromancer?
KV1NN4: Wha thappened to..? D:
RandomTrivia: The mods SEE YOU
Nigouki: We've gained the power of invisibility!
Sarah_Serinde: Cori no :P
Rhynerd: You have to tell dale if you’re a necromancer
DiscordianTokkan: Twitter people don't count as real humans, because you don't see their reactions immediately. :P
obionedrop: Hi Cori haha
NightWingMistHawk: corianderd You had one job! :D
Oscelot: @sarah_serinde *halo* ysbrydMod
Wrexadecimal: I see those shifty eyes, Cori manokaSmug
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove ysbrydMod
Sarah_Serinde: Oscelot sergeHi
Electrodyne: MST3K type of night
Oscelot: Rofl @corianderd
Simriel: New Alien, Who Dis
TehAmelie: the mods are all seeing, all knowing, all loving and (don't test this) all powerful
RandomTrivia: OH
PharaohBender27: :O
Snowcookies: oh my
Arclight_Dynamo: Synthclair.
ATrophonian: Mind. Blown.
Alas_Babylon: !!
SnackPak_: bring back Sinclair!
RandomTrivia: Well then
Oscelot: @sarah_serinde *wave*
Juliamon: That would be SUCH A TWIST
Rhynerd: A Sinclair Synthetic line
thraximore: LUL
JadedCynic: Hey guys, hows..... OMG lrrWOW
arcaneIllumination: Yay! Synthetic Sinclair!
DeM0nFiRe: I know it's not the same campaign but I EAT
ElementalAlchemist: It's not too late
RealGamerCow: what if he was a synthetic the whole time
Snowcookies: Yay cool
RandomTrivia: Oh, THAT'S how you escaped! LUL
JadedCynic: oh lawks, what a moment to enter the stream on...
Oscelot: I love your background btw @corianderd
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, new intro bones!
mowdownjoe: No more "I EAT I EAT"
groulux: There should be Shaffer Audio logs!
Getter404: The characters will have art when there is character art.
ATrophonian: I love it already.
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
Oscelot: Oooooo
TehAmelie: ooh, swag intro
ANeMzero: Any hypothetical sinclair synth needs ZX in their model number
Alas_Babylon: naisu
RandomTrivia: Oooooooooooh
klace26: oooo
Snowcookies: ooh, creepy piano
TheMerricat: Holy.....
ContingentCat: good ol' tautology, there'll be art when there's art
LadyAiluros: these are so good
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I AM HERE FOR THIS
Arclight_Dynamo: Nice music choice.
Simriel: God the music for these intros is always top notch
Wrexadecimal: @ANeMzero I approve
ladylinzington: oh dang
Caffine1138: ohhh. Very 80s VHS. I like it!
Xavorin: I am already loving every bit of this.
elah806: Hell yeah Arvo Part
jessieimproved: Looking forward to Alex art
noSmokeFire: Alex Steacy as: THE VOID
SnowbirdMike: Good evening all
ponbern: Yay another Alien campaign, your first one inspired me to buy the book at PAXeast last year!
NightWingMistHawk: I love the character art-less credits :D
RandomTrivia: Loving the tape artifacts and everything
Alahmnat: I'm digging the lo-fi visuals
Sarah_Serinde: I seriously love the effort they put into making opening titles for a lot of the Dice Friends games, it's fantastic
Malkaresh: This is so great!
sirspate: Is there a jump scare coming?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I think I love it withough Character art
KeytarCat: HYPE
Radyin: Pärt is the best.
jessieimproved: I can't wait to see what Andy does with a synthetic
DiscordianTokkan: This is VERY good as a setup for where art and character names will go
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is such a good title
Oscelot: Hot damn Graham knocked this out of the park
Getter404: This feels like Ken Burns is about to explain chestbursters
TemporallyAwry: Oh I get it!
ATrophonian: Yesssssssss.
Ignatiuspants: you know... I actually love the minimalism here paired with this music
mowdownjoe: #blameJames
NotCainNorAbel: Standing Ovation!
vellebastet: lrrHEART
TheMerricat: That was beyond awesome!
LarkSachrosis: Good work G
TehAmelie: set your resolution to video for the authentic epxerience
Simriel: I need to sit down and write the alien campaign I wanna run.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
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SwankyFlea: Clap
RealGamerCow: dats good stuff
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DiscordianTokkan: Alien: Coleslaw
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Graham_LRR Consider NOT adding the art to that, My dude...
embyrr_the_dragon: That music so good
Metric_Furlong: you did good Stark
ANeMzero: It was good work, but can't top I Eat I Eat
Xavorin: I've found my shovel, because I totally dig that.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Top notch stuf, G. Loved that opener
Snowcookies: Yay synth
Arclight_Dynamo: Bishop says "Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid."
CyberColossus: I excited for this but I gotta work 😅 will catch the VOD
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Solipsody: A lot of Alien worldbuilding is people reading deeply into single lines in the movies.
gualdhar: oh no
Alas_Babylon: Corbinec?
Mr_Whyt: damm dirty robots
Arclight_Dynamo: "Corbinec" is an Arthurian reference.
OneViolence: Acheron?
Despoiler98: Do androids have the same rights as humans or are thye like slaves?
ContingentCat: but of they ream of electric sheep?
Alas_Babylon: Ah, neato
ContingentCat: *dream
Simriel: Wait I know that name...
plummeting_sloth: and they all said no, so here's their human options
sydnius: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
noSmokeFire: who the HELL agrees to live on a planet called Acheron??
Electrodyne: Coriandroids
JadedCynic: Oh NO
JadedCynic: Corbinec
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Solipsody: @Electrodyne That is much better than what I had.
TehAmelie: my unpopular opinion is Alien 3 serves as a very good ending to the storyline
BlueFingers5: woo more Alien!
Metric_Furlong: noSmokeFire poeple not in a position to say no
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Lysander_Gustav: Oh a session zero! Cool
KeytarCat: @ContingentCat I liked the book, but judged the film based on the book, and that wasn't fair
groulux: Yay More Alien RPG!
Simriel: Oh. I remember who lives in Corbinec
TheMerricat: BTW chat, no spoilers, but Corbenic is also the name of the castle in the Arthurian legends where the Holy Grail is kept. :)
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ElementalAlchemist: "usually"
JadedCynic: "usually"
Caffine1138: "usually"
DiscordianTokkan: YOu have to assemble the second half of the construction workers
Caffine1138: lol
OneViolence: I love that the GM is the Game Mother
ElementalAlchemist: Good, I'm glad we all picked up on that
DarkMorford: @TheMerricat I thought it was in Castle Arrrrrrrrrrgh
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ShatteredShamrock: wait 10 years...everythings working? SOMETHING DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT
JadedCynic: okay, no offense, but Ima close chat - have fun folks! :D
ContingentCat: @KeytarCat ah, I've only read the book and really liked it, I keep meaning to see the movie
Arclight_Dynamo: Given that our players are all Canadian, and this is a small community in a hostile environment, it's time to fire up the "Garrison Mentality" mode of story analysis! :D
Getter404: The GECK, if you will
TehAmelie: oh, while we're talking about sci-fi movie-book adaptations, i would heartily recommend Annihilation and/or any of Jeff VanderMeer's original trilogy of books
asthanius: Ah, the sex sack
ElementalAlchemist: E-Zy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL who really needs *100%* atmosphere, anyway?
thraximore: lrrSACK
Arclight_Dynamo: The "Baby Printer"
KeytarCat: @OneViolence It's great! I just use GM and never expand it, kinda like SAT
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Been meaning to get to those.
ContingentCat: @Arclight_Dynamo so Alien/The Terror crossover?
Alas_Babylon: Corbinec, the colony of no sex, no drugs, no wine, no... well, some women
SnowbirdMike: Whatever you do dont wake up the sleeper named Deckard.
OneViolence: @asthanius colloquially known as "the Secks"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I hate sand....
ponbern: So seattle
TehAmelie: Annihiliation, Authority and Acceptance. the movie Annihilation is, shall we say, not a direct adaptation
KV1NN4: Did Cameron use Seedship to decide on this colony? XD (I do that for my scifi games)
SachielOne: Is there a Grail anywhere on this planet?
Arclight_Dynamo: @ContingentCat Never seen The Terror, but given who's running this game...
Emergent_OS: I, for one, think oxygen is largely overrated...
JadedCynic: (okay, one last comment: "Oh, so New Jersey?" Kappa )
Metric_Furlong: ah, it's set in britain Kappa
Electrodyne: Don't worry Janie... it can't rain all the time
OneViolence: @Emergent_OS Nothing good has ever come from an abbundance of Oxygen.
deadorator: If memory serves, David says he only wore it to make the others feel comfortable with his appearance.
Nigouki: maybe it's just to comfort the humans? it'd probably be a little disturbing to see a human-looking mofo in space with no suit
Rhynerd: I imagined it more that synthetics weren’t really build for the cold, pressureless void of space
deadorator: But, from a GM perspective, it makes a lot of sense to have another lever to pull on your players.
drfox17: !quote house rule
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alas_Babylon: !findquote rule
LRRbot: Quote #4406: "I can see why people made rule 34." —Ben [2017-10-18]
ponbern: !quote guns
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alas_Babylon: oh no
notthepenguins: the space first amendment demands it
Snowcookies: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Solipsody: It's the frontier.
Lysander_Gustav: to protect against space pirates?
drfox17: there it is
valravenapocalypse: Gee, I can't imagine why everyone in Alien are armed to the teeth
SnowbirdMike: If your gonna carry a gun, make it a dozen
drfox17: Rico's Roughnecks!
Snowcookies: quote is for ppl, findquote is for words inside the quote
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I would imagine synthetics have realistic tissue and stuff that could get messed up in space vacuum
TehAmelie: Radzcak's Roughnecks!
RedShiftLive: do you want to live forever apes?
Quentastic: In Prometheus, David, when asked, said he wore a helmet to fit in, so that people wouldn't feel put off
Electrodyne: uhhh...Rico's Roughnecks?
valravenapocalypse: I mean, not like being armed to the teeth is actually that beneficial against xenomorphs, but..
thraximore: Well Prometheus isn't canon anyway :P
Electrodyne: @drfox17 got to it first :D
Solipsody: The films are a bit inconsistent about synthetics, honestly, so in the game I suppose they work however the GM wants.
TehAmelie: okay, fine, it's Rico's Roughnecks, being as e shoots Radczak and all
Dr_Shandor: Servants
drfox17: @Electrodyne couldn't remember how to spell Razhak or whatever
Blade_Tiger: Oh heck I forgot this was tonight
SachielOne: Can move with extreme precision, but no, not a surgeon
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Electrodyne: Michael Ironsides's Character's Roughnecks
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Also there is nasty radiation and stuff in space that a synth would want to wear a suit to block
SnowbirdMike: Taxi driver?
Electrodyne: I think Amelie got it
RedShiftLive: @SachielOne its the self driving car problem. Do you want to be at the mercy of a machine if your car is about to hit a bus of school children?
Rhynerd: Ah, a showfer
lithopseffect: kind of a bush pilot?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Fieldwork toady.
TheMerricat: TA
Rhynerd: No wait, right soelling is chauffer, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat Like I said, fieldwork toady. Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: @Rhynerd Chauffeur.
SnowbirdMike: ships officer/smuggler
Rhynerd: @arclight_dynamo thank you
drfox17: wait, remembering Aliens, they wouldn't
Getter404: Space Leslie Knope!
DeM0nFiRe: Gym teacher LUL
niccus: oh, cori's the youtube algorithm
asthanius: The Fun Czar
Arclight_Dynamo: Cori's the one who hands out the drugs.
TehAmelie: i'll admit i had no idea what Paul Veerhoeven was about until i read about his growing up under Nazi occupation
Wrexadecimal: muscletouch :P
ponbern: poker night with dodgeball
drfox17: well, i guess it depends on who bought these synths
TheMerricat: An andriod Deanna Troi :P
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I guess synths are *owned* by weyland yutani
RomanGoro: Is Cori about to build another character that I'm going to hate? :P
chaostreader: Making sure the humans stay social.
Electrodyne: +5 to Badminton
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie I maintain Starship Troopers is a brilliant antifascist satire.
RedShiftLive: @drfox17 well if we look at Aliens, they all "work" for Wayland Yutany but the rodent that is trying to get the xeno offworld is a company agent
drfox17: Bishop was owned by the colonial marines, right?
asthanius: There. Are. Four. Stats.
SachielOne: THERE ARE FOUR STATS
Dr_Shandor: Cruise activities director
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun Colonists are pretty close to owned too - I believe they're mostly in debt to the company.
Getter404: I have modified the stats. Pray I do not modify them further.
drfox17: @RedShiftLive but if the synth is "owned" by the corps, they their primary coding is to the corps
TehAmelie: of course, it is an AMAZING satire. as long as you know where Veerhoeven is coming from
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Arclight_Dynamo: Synths have the same rights as non-synths. Which is to say, none. Kappa
DEATHlikescats: I wonder if I can use chanel points for anything
RedShiftLive: logically, I was more thinking of the dude who wouldn't listen to Ripley as she's telling them that the aliens are going to kill them all @drfox17 less Bishop
Wrexadecimal: drrrr
Juliamon: DEATHlikescats Emote mods mainly
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
kalira77: I was late. did anyone say they were going to play a synth yet?
Tantusar: HA! haaaaa...
SnowbirdMike: Cruise director/serial killer, killing his victims to try and understand what its like to want to dance.
Juliamon: kalira77 All of em
CleeKru: well that's a deadlock
Wrexadecimal: @kalira77 literally the whole crew :p
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kalira77: ah ok, thanks :D
Snowcookies: Sometimes we gamble our points to troll James
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ponbern: SPACE COMMIES!!!
RealGamerCow: mmm, cold war
TehAmelie: <young Neil Patrick Harris voice> it's afraid!
Solipsody: Fully automated luxury space commies?
DEATHlikescats: I trust Cameron with the Alien franchise more than anyone currently working on it.
SwankyFlea: I thought Andy's pen was a cigarrete
RedShiftLive: @Solipsody Fully Automated Luxury Space Commies sounds like a great name for a band
ponbern: @Solipsody Yes!
SnowbirdMike: cameron should do great
TheMerricat: Most of the original crew
RandomTrivia: LUL
Snowcookies: DEATHlikescats: He did a really good job DMing the first campaign
mycosect: Atmospheric processing is so important, that's a solid choice!
Solipsody: @DEATHlikescats For sure.
ElementalAlchemist: "Why do names just get deleted from my brain?" --Cameron
ehsteveG: LUL
RandomTrivia: It's spreading!
ghyllnox: Same Cam, same
DiscordianTokkan: Biggs and Wedge! Wait, SHIT
Mai_Andra: Nailed it.
FerociousPeach: the memetic virus spreads!
thraximore: hahahaha
niccus: they never had names all along
CleeKru: "the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, space.
SmithKurosaki: Its spreading
saucemaster5000: Yaphet Kotto
groulux: Te rays!!!
plummeting_sloth: also the Three World Empire
CleeKru: wait am i delayed
ElementalAlchemist: Lifting™
CleeKru: yeah... weird
JadedCynic: Stevedores, or longshoremen, for example - laborers
Snowcookies: lift the alien
JadedCynic: "materials handling"
Dr_Shandor: Chief O'Brian
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mycosect: ITeeple
Alas_Babylon: @CleeKru Cameron just said "fusion reactor"
Wrexadecimal: In space, no one can hear you forget your password lrrBEEJ
Electrodyne: I shoot resin
DEATHlikescats: @snowcookies he REALLY did, and NAILED not just the atmosphere bit the themes
TehAmelie: well, yeah, nobody has done any good with the Alien brand other than the movies Alien and Aliens and Cameron's RPGs
Arclight_Dynamo: "Guy what runs the things."
SnowbirdMike: Amazon employee?
Alas_Babylon: @CleeKru If that helps with determining delay
CleeKru: @Alas_Babylon reload fixed it. thx
Alas_Babylon: yey
noSmokeFire: and nuclear construction worker
Lysander_Gustav: Synth repairman might be kind of fun
Arclight_Dynamo: @noSmokeFire Not as fun as nuclear demolition worker. Kappa
TehAmelie: synths repairing synths?
arcaneIllumination: I have a bit of a delay, but only like 15 sec, which is usual for the mobile app for me.
master_blueline: I love the idea of being a space plumber
DEATHlikescats: they can handle the stress
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL It's interesting that *theoretically* the DM has a perfect excuse to override synth character decisions due to some sort of embedded program :)
Arclight_Dynamo: "The inside of the reactor needs scrubbed. Here's a mop."
ContingentCat: or both
SnowbirdMike: Space Custodian
mycosect: Lower Decks: Alien
Electrodyne: "I am that guy" Guy
chance_dean: A stable danger, rather than violence danger.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
ihlendrax: Temperature by a lava pit? Is this an Among Us task?
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun Surely no AI in sci-fi history has ever harboured secret instructions it wasn't aware of...
TehAmelie: actually, what does a synth cost? they NEVER talk about that. it's only ever about "you're not a real person, neener neener"
Lysander_Gustav: Maybe instead of rolling for stress they have to roll to resist programming
SnowbirdMike: Hole watcher
Snowcookies: yikes
notthepenguins: just slowly going mad
RandomTrivia: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
ehsteveG: Damn, where can I apply?
Arclight_Dynamo: That job plus a bunch of podcasts sounds great?
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LarkSachrosis: The hole gets filled
Mysticman89: I would wonder if anything ever did happen to that hole
Blade_Tiger: How much does one get paid to watch an absence of matter
Despoiler98: I had a temp security job where I sat at the end of a hospital hallway in a wing under construction and just had to make sure it didn't catch fire somehow
ArdCollider: the kinds of things people do at the Antarctic Program are good examples
ContingentCat: There's some fun metaphysics papers about holes
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JadedCynic: "Get the intern to go requisition some headlight fluid for the ambulances, and get some left-handed stethescopes"
FerociousPeach: @TehAmelie it's safe to assume "enough that it's often cheaper to get a plain old human"
Alas_Babylon: Y'all ever just think about Holes?
TehAmelie: fair point
Xavorin: What I would want to know is what happened to the hole in the past that required someone to be a watcher of it moving forward.
Snowcookies: makes sense
arcaneIllumination: My father once had to keep his advisor’s parking spot reserved by standing there during summer, in Florida. He was not paid. He had to do this several times when the advisor went to get lunch.
Nigouki: no stress? where do I sign up to be a synth
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I assume the life of synth is probably worth *more* then your average colonist to the company
PharaohBender27: @arcaneIllumination lrrWOW
Solipsody: Wait... Can Synths have super-human empathy?
Solipsody: Boss.
RedShiftLive: @Solipsody Beamax
TemporallyAwry: 8 out of 5 seems like really good odds :P
Arclight_Dynamo: @arcaneIllumination Wow, fuck that.
SnowbirdMike: Humans = expendale to the corp
Kramburger: You can hire a new colonist, but synths are expensive man
Snowcookies: Synths are built with empathy so they don't turn on humans
kalira77: @solipsody they just care. SO. MUCH.
SnowbirdMike: expendable
RedShiftLive: Do you know how much that Milk stuff costs?
DEATHlikescats: @loadingreadyrun especially since they're a black box of information should anything go wrong
ghyllnox: Sure, but the humans self-replicate
Solipsody: Humans take longer to make, but the raw materials are cheap.
TehAmelie: to take a leaf from Mikey Neumann's brand new video about Speed Racer: there is only one sin, and it's treating human beings as commodities
Kramburger: Empathy is not sympathy
Getter404: Isn't Superhuman Empathy kind of what caused the horror bits in SOMA?
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ContingentCat: relatable
vellebastet: I feel that
groulux: like Bishop doing the thing with the knife.
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Solipsody: @TehAmelie Ooh, I should watch that.
Blade_Tiger: Disco Elysium was a trip, I need to get back to it
vellebastet: sykLaugh
chance_dean: What does 7 or 8 mean in terms of physical capacity?
ElementalAlchemist: I need to give that game another try sometime
elah806: Why would you call me out like that
DiscordianTokkan: The combo Bartender and psychologist that looks at someone and just KNOWS "Oh, they're about to break"
Sarah_Serinde: And Cori and Cameron *did* talk about it for hours :D
TehAmelie: Solipsody, it's a good one
arcaneIllumination: I need to play it.
Alas_Babylon: @chance_dean Maximum you can have is 5 if specialized. 7 or 8 is literally superhuman.
TheMerricat: BTW chat, you've all heard that they are releasing an update to DE with missions that didn't make the final cut of the original and convering it to FULLY Voice acted?
DEATHlikescats: @solipsody bit you never know what you get with humans. at least with synthetics you know what you're getting. humans are blind bag gatchas
TehAmelie: but then, Mikey never makes bad videos
Solipsody: @DiscordianTokkan "You're cut off." "I haven't ordered yet!" "Yeah... You're cut off."
ElementalAlchemist: TheMerricat: Is that update not out yet?
lochnessseammonster: nice balanced party :P
TemporallyAwry: @Getter404 "don't tell me the odds, I'm bad at math" types of reckless.
TheMerricat: @ElementalAlchemist the news article I read was from about nine hours ago and implied no, so... don't think so? - https://www.polygon.com/interviews/2021/2/8/22260324/disco-elysium-winter-games-preview-march-2021
RedShiftLive: your core program isn't self preservation its getting the job done
TehAmelie: general advisement to the chat to check out Desert Bus regular Mikey Neumann's Movies with Mikey youtube series
ElementalAlchemist: oh. I remember hearing about it a really long time ago at this point, so I guess I assumed
notthepenguins: so is this an all-synth campaign?
thaetaofdiamonds: We love the cam
EldarLuin: oooo another session 0. Neat
TheMerricat: @thaetaofdiamonds yes
Sarah_Serinde: notthepenguins It is!
SCHLORMPH: I'm sure this gets asked every 15 minutes, but what system is this in?
notthepenguins: rad :D
Alas_Babylon: @SCHLORMPH Alien TTRPG
dappercuttlefish: love for my existence to have legal implications
zeathean: For various definitions of Alive
DiscordianTokkan: That adds up
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL you could easily change how the AI weighs various factors to make it take more risks
Kramburger: In D&D my druid was handed a +1 shield that screamed in pain whenever it was hit and oh boy that was a fun ethical quandry to play out
Solipsody: So Alex is Roy Batty?
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Tantusar: "I want to be sure you're definitely telling me how astonishingly good this news is."
SCHLORMPH: @alas_babylon I didn't know there was one... onward to drive thru RPG
RedShiftLive: "I have seen things you people wouldn't believe" @Solipsody
chance_dean: @alas_babylon so something like double peak human? If the record peak human deadlift is 500kg, so a synth with 8 would be 1000 is kg as a regular act rather than a near death feat.
dappercuttlefish: Don't you want to put your best stat at 4, since you can +3 up to 7?
Alas_Babylon: @SCHLORMPH Yep!
Solipsody: @chance_dean Assuming it's linear. I can't remember how dice rolls work in this...
Alas_Babylon: @chance_dean I'm not sure, but that sounds reasonable
Arclight_Dynamo: Ash didn't have lungs for a while, and seemed to keep on talking.
ElementalAlchemist: Appropriate pressure is important
TehAmelie: it's been a while since i heard about GMs who challenge you and your character on a personal level
RedShiftLive: yeah cause they are full of fluid so they need gas pressure to not explode
niccus: all the plastics offgassing
ClankyLily: metal
asthanius: 8675309?
TehAmelie: [Tiny Carl Jung references here]
SnowbirdMike: JENNYYYYY
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Alas_Babylon: nutrient podz
RandomTrivia: LUL
Blade_Tiger: Android Chow (tm
I_Am_Clockwork: dont Alien android drink M I L K
Despoiler98: But they arent androids theyre cyborgs in Ghost
I_Am_Clockwork: ?
Getter404: Kind of how like IDW Kup needs to smoke a Robo-Cigar because it contains the medication necessary to counteract his hallucinations
DiscordianTokkan: Yeaaaah, Apple Squeezies!
TehAmelie: androids really just need a tiny bit of glucose to fuel their brains
Arclight_Dynamo: Again, Ash ate in Alien.
TehAmelie: but then, huge amounts of electricity
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: oh god
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
TheMerricat: "Those androids designed for close social interaction with humans are able to eat and drink, though they gain no nutrients from anything they consume. Food and drink is broken down in an artificial stomach cavity, and the resulting liquid is expelled via a retractable catheter."
Lysander_Gustav: Mmm
vellebastet: CORI sykLaugh sykLaugh
elah806: #OnlyMilk
jessieimproved: I member
Xavorin: I've seen enough Dice Friends to know that Cori not being the pilot is both probably wise and a missed opportunity.
dappercuttlefish: committing early huh!
Solipsody: I think Bishop ate... Something.
ShaneLeeAtk: I loved me some Carnation Instant Breakfast. You were going to love it in an instant.
KeytarCat: I lived on those and liked them, but I'll never go back
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: carnation instant breakfast was my... yeah, my breakfast for most of middle/high school
EldarLuin: The step... yes... milk breakfast? apparently not. lol
ContingentCat: I'm getting flashbacks to after getting my wisdom teeth out and surviving off those
ElementalAlchemist: neapolitan milk
Alas_Babylon: Ah, yes, I love the Character Carnation Instant Write-Up
Getter404: All synthetics are issued their body weight in Capri Sun upon activation.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and then another type of chocolate flavor
arcaneIllumination: @pharaohbender27 @arclight_dynamo mentioned this to my father. He corrected me on one point. While he was not paid specifically for the parking lot reserving, this advisor did arrange a very good paid tuition, stipend, travel, etc. for him. He did start to get good at being scarce around lunchtime so the advisor found someone else first. However, this advisor was also problematic in other ways.
noSmokeFire: from neapolitan cows
chaostreader: If Cori’s milk is strawberry flavored, is her milk pink?
RealGamerCow: malted chocolate carnation instant breakfast was good
jessieimproved: this is a sad world
Lysander_Gustav: It tastes like pokemon
Kirio_4321: androids among a space ship troupe need to integrate as a member and eating is a valid social way to bond with the crew
Irishlawyer: hello folks & chat! I'm so sorry I missed the beginning of this session 0. What did I miss thus far?
ContingentCat: any strawberry flavour is a placebo effect
TheMerricat: According to the Aliens: Colonial Marines Technical Manual, androids (sorry, 'synthetic people') are powered by a "25 kW hydrogen fuel cell".
Arclight_Dynamo: @arcaneIllumination Hm. I still think it's BS, you know?
itbeme2ok: sandwich in a can
Irishlawyer: Dice Friends is consistenly my favorite LRR series, I just rarely can catch these live
Snowcookies: Irishlawyer: everyone's a synth
arcaneIllumination: @irishlawyer beginning of character creation.
Irishlawyer: oooh okay
Tantusar: Production meeting!
niccus: carnation premade bottles are... ok
Solipsody: @elah806 We've all done things we're not proud of.
Irishlawyer: Wait, is this a Ridely Scott Alien universe, game?
Xavorin: @elah806 There are some questions that are better left unanswered.
arcaneIllumination: @arclight_dynamo both my father and I agree.
Irishlawyer: Xenomorphs & such
SnowbirdMike: Alex go Dr Emmet Brown
chaostreader: @irishlawyer Yup
Getter404: @niccus Unless it's the high fiber one, then it's horrible.
Irishlawyer: oooooooooh dope
EldarLuin: @Irishlawyer yes
Electrodyne: Clancy Brown
Irishlawyer: And Cam's GMing? Hell yes
ClankyLily: rad
ContingentCat: ooo
Kirio_4321: tilda swinton is love
Lysander_Gustav: yas
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, that is GOOD
Solipsody: That tracks.
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh
GhostValv: :O
chance_dean: Excellent choice
notthepenguins: that would be kind of amazing
plummeting_sloth: different hats, different mustaches
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm the same model as you, but the newer version. Kappa
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Irishlawyer If you haven't seen Heat Death, their previous campaign with Cameron in this universe, you should definitely find it on Youtube at some point :)
PharaohBender27: katesLol
noSmokeFire: Tildas Swinton
Juliamon: Oops All Tildas
jessieimproved: I am on board for four Tilda Swintons
RandomTrivia: Oops, All Tilda
Alas_Babylon: Tildas Swinton
TehAmelie: Becky Chambers in her The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet trilogy delves into AIs passing for humans with fake bodies and all. it's extremely illegal. though i wonder. . .
JadedCynic: ♫I think I'm a clone now...♫
Irishlawyer: What's the proper name of this RPG?
thraximore: I like it
DiscordianTokkan: One's the Sorceress Supreme, the other's just got a biggol wrench
arcaneIllumination: I don’t know actors. I’d just draw a complete blank for this question.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: she's got range Andy beat me to it
SerGarretCameron: It would make sense that intellectual models would match.
Solipsody: Okay, what movie is roughneck Tilda Swinton?
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Irishlawyer: @Sarah_Serinde I haven't caught that yet, thanks for the heads up!
Lysander_Gustav: One scifi book I read had an entire model run that looked like David Bowie
Involume: Came in late. Are they all playing androids?
cnutter23_: lrrFINE
RedShiftLive: Tilda Swinton in Constantine, Tilda in Narnia, Tilda in Moonrise Kingdom, Tilda in No Loves Left Alive
elah806: She already did three Tildas in Suspiria, how much more work can one more be
CleeKru: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
thraximore: 3 Swintons and 1 Sinclair
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: Working Joe, Working Joe, Working Joe, and Sinclair
ContingentCat: y i k e s
Wrexadecimal: manokaOof
JadedCynic: oh yeah...
Terr0rc0tta: Tildas Swinton
Alas_Babylon: @Irishlawyer just Alien RPG
ClankyLily: another reason to try to read that again
Kramburger: The divine comedy, or Dantes Christianity self-insert FanFiction
rasterscan: I remember that all the way back from Graham and Paul's Let's Play of Cursed Crusade!
noSmokeFire: Bible slander
RedShiftLive: creative fiction
Solipsody: Libel in print, yes.
ContingentCat: a sick burn
rasterscan: Holy shit.
LarkSachrosis: *Commentary
DiscordianTokkan: HHahahahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL Andy yes
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
MAPBoardgames: Gottem!
ATrophonian: *Applause*
MagicalAttackGecko: GOT EM
SachielOne: Wow.
RandomTrivia: It has begun!
Alas_Babylon: pew pew pew
eric_christian_berg: Two points to Alex!
thraximore: Took me a second
Malkaresh: I
chance_dean: Bravo
Solipsody: I did always think "City of Diss" would be a great rap record label.
Simonark: Next week, all purgatorio jokes.
Involume: Yes.
Kramburger: Ooooooh. Good choices
ghyllnox: (Does Alex use they/them now)
TheMerricat: Avengers Diana Rigg
Snowcookies: Avengers?
Simonark: Theatre of Blood
Solipsody: Ash was no spring chicken.
CyberColossus: @ghyllnox i was gonna ask
DoodlestheGreat: The Diana Rigg of hosting PBS' "Mystery" series.
JadedCynic: To be fair, Diana Rigg in OHMSS was mostly 'Emma Peel'
Malkaresh: I know they can't see this, but thank you Andy.
TehAmelie: if you're a strong AI made to run a spaceship and you want to be a person with legs, why not build a humanoid robot and register it as a ship?
Solipsody: @Simonark Ooh... Yes.
Mysticman89: weird necks tho
SnowbirdMike: Keanu Reeves?
Snowcookies: that description
TacitusVigil: So... who looks like Paul Rudd here?
jessieimproved: Salma Hayek
Lysander_Gustav: This actor has been playing a teenager for 30 years
RedShiftLive: Salma is starting to look a little long in the tooth
Getter404: @TacitusVigil Celeryman, Oyster, Tayne, and Nude Tayne
JadedCynic: Keanu Reeves, Jude Law, Tilda Swinton and Paul Rudd all walk into a bar....
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
ButButTheJesus: OMG CAM katesLol
Dr_Shandor: Adrienne Barbeau
SnowbirdMike: Lol
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrWOW
Kramburger: Their look was extensivly focus-group tested
TacitusVigil: lol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like Avengers Diana Rigg would be too distracting to have around as synth
Mai_Andra: "Please let me water your plants?"
ArdCollider: Ben Affleck balancing 300 Amazon packages stress.
Icarus_21: !uptime
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JadedCynic: @Dr_Shandor oh NO - Mme Barbeau aged, but so gracefully <3
ButButTheJesus: @Mai_Andra "FOR THE LOVE. OF GOD."
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun You'd trust her to fly stuff, though.
plummeting_sloth: they just own them now
Nigouki: I mean, they licensed Guy Pierce's appearance Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: oh no, open source actual people
RedShiftLive: @LoadingReadyRun as long as she keeps her coverall zipped up all the way we should be fine
Kramburger: Cori's hampering my Art
RandomTrivia: Holy shit Alex LUL
Getter404: What if one of them is just the Six Flags Guy. Like it was the only IP left undefended.
Dr_Shandor: Adrienne Barbeaubot
RealGamerCow: That tracks
ShatteredShamrock: I love all of what's happening rn
thraximore: oh no
Rhynerd: “Hey, the copyright on Dick Powell has been expired for centuries now, it’s fine.”
Dr_Shandor: And she did age well
LadyAiluros: this discourse is why I watvch LRR
JadedCynic: I mean, we have corporations TODAY that will do this garbage, why would we think Wayland-Yutani or its contemporaries would not?
Getter404: Sgt Candy!
BrindleBoar: fuck, Prince as Moriarty would be so good
Arclight_Dynamo: Hercules in New York.
ContingentCat: oh wow
TehAmelie: i can't say i rally know. i bought a $5 DVD of a movie i never heard of because it had Salma Hayek posing nude with an assault rifle on the cover like five years ago, but i still hasn't watched it
Arclight_Dynamo: They dubbed Arnie.
niccus: which... which accent instead
TacitusVigil: sgt candy!
TacitusVigil: Southern accent
Rhynerd: One has a deep southern drawl.
JadedCynic: LOL
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Lysander_Gustav: nice
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ShatteredShamrock: That sums up that franchise pretty well i think
Icarus_21: Coming in to this thinking "This roleplaying is...interesting..." Then I see it's session zero lol
Getter404: Android Graham Chapman do iiiiiiiit
RedShiftLive: see if I were playing a synth I'd love to be one who's voicebox has malfunctioned and the part hasn't come in to fix yet so they just sound like a text-to-speech bot
ContingentCat: oh he has an autobiography? another on my to read list
JadedCynic: oh YEAH
cnutter23_: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Alas_Babylon: I want this 250%
grometty: love that voice
EldarLuin: Yes please!!!!
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: unfla-OMG YES
EldarLuin: I love Andy so much. lol
RandomTrivia: Amazing
TehAmelie: Synthetic John Cleese immediately sounds like an improvement of the original model
vellebastet: omg I need this voice
SnowbirdMike: I like it
Dr_Shandor: Men from the Midlands
JadedCynic: compact, strong, rough
Getter404: Atmosphere's a little acidic, we can deal with it!
CyberColossus: as a brit, this is a 👍🏿 from me
EldarLuin: Acting practice!!
Arclight_Dynamo: Andy wants to be Tim Roth.
Solipsody: Bob Hoskins synth is very plausible. I can see that.
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plummeting_sloth: Cockney is a feature you can get installed as a post factory installation
JadedCynic: Sheffield
ShatteredShamrock: but specifically bob hoskins as Mario Mario
ladylinzington: I cannot express how much I was not expecting that but I love it
TacitusVigil: The name is just Bob Hoskins Kappa
Involume: "Bob Pockets, atchya service"
valravenapocalypse: It has to be Tom, Dick or Harry
TacitusVigil: Hosk Kappa
EldarLuin: Bob Hoskins' Smee is always good too
Bobtheninjagoldfish: my stream hitched, who did andy pick?
Involume: Call
JadedCynic: David
CleeKru: (@LoadingReadyRun what pronouns does lrrALEX use? Matt used they/them earlier so i wanted to make sure)
ContingentCat: So like Nonbinary names?
ContingentCat: we pick like nouns as names
ShatteredShamrock: Rook
JadedCynic: ^^^ yeah genderless
SwankyFlea: unisex names
dappercuttlefish: I was about to make the nonbinary name joke haha
Arclight_Dynamo: I thought he was going to say "Judas," and that's a mood.
SnowbirdMike: Andy go Nigel
TehAmelie: for bonus points, tell us what the human original of Bishop who shows up in the end of Alien 3 is called
matthaus_c: Navigatrix Judith
Lysander_Gustav: oh cool
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CyberColossus: More British Andy voice? Yes yes. Pucker. 🙏🏿
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TacitusVigil: Janus Kappa
Kramburger: Tell 'em they're dreamin'
tex170: what actress did cori say?
RedShiftLive: Janus is a good one
lochnessseammonster: i love her so much! yes cori :)
JadedCynic: Gram?
TheWanderingNomad: @tex170 Rachel House
JadedCynic: Watt?
DiscordianTokkan: Slug?
valravenapocalypse: Kelvin
ShatteredShamrock: Ohm
JadedCynic: Erg?
gonvillebromhead: Rankin?
Despoiler98: Roentgen
Rurikhelm: kelvin
plummeting_sloth: oh, right, the lady from Child Services
ShaneLeeAtk: MicroMort
Nigouki: Rankine?
LarkSachrosis: Hogshead
KendalMac417: furlong
anyGould: Fathom
asthanius: Joules
jdkirkham03: joules
drfox17: Slugs
Fairgrim: Stone
niccus: Gray
Getter404: Planck.
JadedCynic: Chain?
Simonark: Caldera
TheWanderingNomad: Isn't she in all of Watiti's movies?
Electrodyne: Coulomb or Sievert
EldarLuin: Mililetre lol
Arclight_Dynamo: They're not reading chat, chat.
itomeshi: Mole?
RedShiftLive: Bohr
Nox_Invictus_: Routkin?
asthanius: Franklin
ShaneLeeAtk: Buttload?
TacitusVigil: League
JohnLockeCole: Rankin
Lysander_Gustav: Kubit?
rabbitgta: stone
noSmokeFire: Hogshead
gonvillebromhead: cubit
ClankyLily: smute?
asthanius: Jim
TehAmelie: Buttload is a unit of measurment
matthaus_c: Dollop
Foxsploder: Batman
tensionheadtv: Fahrenheit?
Mysticman89: carcel
KendalMac417: Knot
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BrindleBoar: Arclight_Dynamo you say that like it'll stop the tide
LarkSachrosis: Rod
JadedCynic: gray - nice and indefinite
overlordstowell: You're all nerds
asthanius: Grae
Arclight_Dynamo: @BrindleBoar Mod reflexes. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Chat pls, they don't read chat during Dice Friends
sydnius: Dram
RedShiftLive: with an eh "grehy"
Moonspeak721: oxgang
cnutter23_: Definitely Kubit
niccus: chat-kilometer-seconds
ElementalAlchemist: "We spell it the American weigh."
SquirrelLord1111: Kmot
Getter404: As an American I still have no idea which way to spell it.
ContingentCat: yeah A is American
SquirrelLord1111: Knot
RandomTrivia: Contraversial
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm hard E on "grey."
vellebastet: I like the e better
EldarLuin: That's fightin' words, Cam!
ShatteredShamrock: Dessiatin
TheWriterAleph: hot take hot taaake
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo I identify with this :D
kalira77: hot takes from Cameron
Lysander_Gustav: Grae
RandomTrivia: Oh yes Alex
Mysticman89: maybe the candian spelling should be gr-eh
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde :D
snowb0und: Gray is a color, Grey is a name
Spacepup: Stress the B. ColomBuh.
Solipsody: @snowb0und I'm the exact reverse.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm the complete opposite, i prefer Grey with an e
Malkaresh: As an American, I hard prefer the E over the A spelling.
snowb0und: @Solipsody Totally fair
CleeKru: @snowb0und i always thought about it the other way around
Malkaresh: Spent a lot of time in the UK though.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *i'm american
MAPBoardgames: Both Grey and Gray are used here. Though when I see them, I think they are slightly different shades
Irishlawyer: lit
TheWanderingNomad: So I missed the beginning, is this the Heat Death sequel Cam was referring to or just using the same system?
RedShiftLive: same system
Nigouki: I am perpetually confused by grey/gray and never remember what I used last time
Caffine1138: oh gods. I remember having to do conversion calculations while in MOPP 4 during a training cycle. Grey to mR (millirem) was a pain in the butt
Juliamon: I generally prefer A's to E's so I'm pro-Gray
RedShiftLive: no relation to Heat Death
Sarah_Serinde: TheWanderingNomad It's not a sequel, it's just in the same universe
SnowbirdMike: Grey
TheWanderingNomad: @MAPBoardgames - Oh hey, someone else who does that!
Solipsody: Same system, clear thematic link the names, but no direct continuity.
Fracaswell: i don't know if Angstrom is still used, but I like the sound of it
MagicalAttackGecko: This song is a bop
matthaus_c: Juliemon Kappa
JadedCynic: @TheWanderingNomad this is to Heat Death as Aliens is to Alien
savorycookie: The rule I've heard is A in America, E in England. But I have no idea if that's true
TheWanderingNomad: Thanks Sarah_Serinde, JadedCynic
gonvillebromhead: As a Brit, Grey is just normal. But i also prefer shew to show..
RedShiftLive: @JadedCynic so there's going to be a lot more guns
Fairgrim: I use both A is for dark and E is for light
DeM0nFiRe: If this is the same universe as I EAT, do we know if this game takes place before or after those events?
Juliamon: matthaus_c You joke, but I chose my name because my real name has too many E's in it
TacitusVigil: I hope we meet the Xenomorph King in this adventure Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: savorycookie I mean I can't say if every single person in those countries uses it that way, but yes
arcaneIllumination: Cubit would have been another good idea for Alex’s character.
chaostreader: @savorycookie Like most rules on the English language, it’s mostly correct. But not always.
TehAmelie: fun fact, the name of the color in swedish is "grå", or phonetically, i guess, grouu. i had a cat named that
Malkaresh: I generally prefer English to American spellings. I learned to read on Tolkien and "Wind in the Willows."
Sarah_Serinde: And Canada, which has a mix of American and British spellings and things, also uses "grey"
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic game over man? game over?
JadedCynic: Okay, I missed something, I got the impression that they named the colony after THE rogue planet/moon combo from Heat Death
Arclight_Dynamo: @savorycookie Welcome to Canada, where anything goes! American one day, British the next! It's really annoying!
Caffine1138: It can depend on the field for the "A vs E" rule. I was US Army, but my field was heavily influenced by the Brits way back when (and even currently) so we used alot of British spelling
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo And no one can agree on which mix to use!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: This Music feels.. out of place lol
TacitusVigil: @arclight_dynamo With a dash of France tossed in!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Yes! It's especially bad when it comes to numeric dates, double especially for expiry dates. It's why I'm so gung-ho on the ISO date standard.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @DeM0nFiRe When we are talking about interstellar distances, *when* things happen relative to each other isn't always clear lrrAWESOME
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Oh, don't you tell France that. Or Quebec, for that matter. :D
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil I thought that was just English in general and the US pronounces it wrong :P
gonvillebromhead: The jeweller shewed me an aluminium sceptre, in a grey colour
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Can someone recap which actors each person chose?
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
TacitusVigil: ;p
Bobtheninjagoldfish: or rather Performers
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic As I understand it, this is entirely unrelated to Heat Death. The name of the planet here is the name of the castle hosuing the Holy Grail in Arthurian literature.
Arclight_Dynamo: *housing
Alas_Babylon: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Rachel House, Diane Rigg, Bob Haskins, Tilda Swinton
Alas_Babylon: I believe
Alas_Babylon: from left to right
Solipsody: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Cori - Rachel House(?), Matt - Diana Rigg, Andy - Bob Hoskins, Alex- Tilda Swinton
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo oddly, you'd like the UK too - same thing but with more European influence; temp is Celsius, and you might measre your height in cm and plot out your home's dimensions in metres, but it's still miles to the next town and the speedometer reads mph
Alas_Babylon: Woo, got it in one
Alas_Babylon: kinda
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Bob Hoskins? LEGEND.
KeytarCat: @Arclight_Dynamo does that mean we'll be going to the center of the planet :O
JadedCynic: and your id might state your weight in kg, but you also know how many stones and pounds you weight :D
TehAmelie: it's funny, Terry Pratchett was a mostly extremely clever writer, but he posited this idea of death as a universal absolute, transcending relativity, and it really doesn't
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic No, see, that'd be awful. Because the UK uses *different* inconsistant measure from what I'm used to, so I'd always get it wrong. :D
gonvillebromhead: @jadedcynic We use Celsius for cold and Fahrenheit for hot weather..
Juliamon: Does anyone other than the UK use stone?
Solipsody: Australia maybe?
TehAmelie: there are stars in our sky right now that have died that we won't know about until the light of their supernovae reaches us
TheMerricat: Does Ireland count as UK?
Solipsody: No!
TemporallyAwry: !findquote stone
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Juliamon: Depends on who you ask
RurouniGeo: oh man am I late to this? nooooooooooo
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheaInanimate Oh, Christ no.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheaInanimate Er, sorry, that's for @TheMerricat
TheMerricat: Hehe
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie I read that as him working out his feelings on his own mortality, but I don't like most takes on death
JadedCynic: @gonvillebromhead see, I'm in Nfld Canada which is quite isolated from the 'mainland' and has its own quirks... and my father is from England; I would measure temp OUTSIDE in C, but temp indoors in F :D
gonvillebromhead: Uk
TheMerricat: "n the Netherlands, where the metric system was adopted in 1817, the pond (pound) was set equal to a kilogram, and the steen (stone), which had previously been 8 Amsterdam pond (3.953 kg), was redefined as being 3 kg.[43] In modern colloquial Dutch, a pond is used as an alternative for 500 grams or half a kilogram, while the ons is used for a weight of 100 grams, being 1/5 pond."
arcaneIllumination: @tehamelie we can approximate their age and combined with calculating their distance we can get a decent idea if they are actually dead or not.
Solipsody: @JadedCynic That's just because nobody can figure out how to change the thermostat readout...
JadedCynic: no, he was born in ENGLAND. PERIOD. and woe be to anyone who called him a 'briton' :D
gonvillebromhead: Honestly, our primary units of length are feet, metres, double decker 'busses, then miles
TehAmelie: well, there is one star about 500 light years away that is expected to go supernova sometime within 0-500 years from now. relative to us, that is
SnowbirdMike: Noo...Merricat, I dont want to learn things..
Arclight_Dynamo: Here's a weird thing. In Canada, there is a federal law about beer quantities. You order "a pint," you receive one (1) Imperial pint. But if you order "un pint," you receive one half (1/2) Imperial pint,
Alas_Babylon: Supernovae are only really "a problem" at 50 ly, iirc?
TheMerricat: what happens if you order an URPINT?
Alas_Babylon: but yeah, 500 is a hell of a distance to have Something Big Happen
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat I think they tell you to leave. Kappa
JadedCynic: @Solipsody it started out that way (I was already in school when Canada made the big 'metric' hype and changing all the educational curricula, but the my childhood home was old enough to have Farenheit thermostats
Solipsody: That law is rather unevenly enforced, unfortunately.
Simriel: Then you are shunted back in time to the creation of the first Pint of Beer
TehAmelie: yeah i'm just wondering when death actually happens
ButButTheJesus: beer!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Solipsody Mostly bars sell "a beer" rather than "a pint." So.
Simriel: You have to fight the other 12 smart guys who had the same idea for that drink
gualdhar: heat death?
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
EldarLuin: Fail
JadedCynic: LIARS :P
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Cameron! One job!
asthanius: Can't be raised by wolves without wolf milk
CanPlayGames: Beer has milk in it?
SnowbirdMike: beer should convert to energy easily
grometty: Nothing but lies this stream, first no milk then no heat death
Alas_Babylon: Alienheatdeath
niccus: first law is you don't mention first law
ButButTheJesus: I EAT I EAT I
Lysander_Gustav: It's the prefered sequel
Electrodyne: Then you're neither Romulus nor Remus, and that wolf is not Ilia.
vellebastet: Mama Cam
TehAmelie: you can look into the "21 grams" myths to see the question of death writ on a human scale. . .
Arclight_Dynamo: @CanPlayGames That was a Romulus and Remus joke. But also some beer has lactose in it.
Niahlah: Yay!! it's Alex and Andy
TehAmelie: wait, you have states in this game? i may have to rewatch Heat Death
CanPlayGames: @Arclight_Dynamo Ah, thanks. Not a beer drinker so I dunno
GragSmash: !card raised by wolves
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couldntpickausername: hey they're sitting alphabetically
TehAmelie: stats, too
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I want some levels in Calm Tech
JadedCynic: @couldntpickausername ....no. Cori, Matt, Andy, Alex
Solipsody: So Judith was a combat pilot?
Xavorin: Don't we all, Paul. Don't we all.
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Okay that that sounds extremely useful, yes
plummeting_sloth: for roughneck, your key skills are Rough and Neck
TehAmelie: piloting sounds like an extremely relevant skill in the Alienverse, where they never actually get close to Earth unless you count Alien 4
GragSmash: @loadingreadyrun the technician is calm or the technology is?
couldntpickausername: @JadedCynic medic pilot rougneck scientist
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie I'm sorry what? Kappa
Electrodyne: Maybe a calming technology. Like sewing
Wrexadecimal: duDudu
JadedCynic: @couldntpickausername oh, right - alphabetically "BY PROFESSION" :)
GragSmash: I don't find sewing calming. those machines are terrifying machines of death.
GragSmash: the needle is always hungry for flesh
ContingentCat: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
savorycookie: got here late, is everyone playing a synthetic?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Nox_Invictus_: @savorycookie yes
savorycookie: neat!
GragSmash: they prefer Artificial Person
JadedCynic: @savorycookie yes
Electrodyne: Sewing leather by hand > Sewing cloth by machine, as far as relaxation
Pangogie: Wow, it's Alex. Cool.
Mistborn83: Hey just getting is this in any way in relation to the Joe Abercrombie series
TehAmelie: yeah, unless you're still a fan of Joss Whedon's writing, the Alien movies mostly take place light years away from Earth. like, it never comes up except for a conversation in the early stages in Aliens
Solipsody: @Electrodyne Sewing cloth to your hand - best of both worlds.
Mistborn83: Nope this is Alien Universe lol
GragSmash: the cow skin sates the needle's dark hunger
Sarah_Serinde: Mistborn83 Everyone is playing synths
JadedCynic: survival also allows you keep your footing in a precarious environment, in high winds, etc.
Electrodyne: @solipsody Nice :) I hope you're better now
Sarah_Serinde: So it's an Asimov reference
Solipsody: @Electrodyne Not at sewing.
RealGamerCow: Cameron really did evolve about making people roll in Heat Death.
GragSmash: androids, everybody needs some androids! androids have feelings too
Mistborn83: @Sarah_Serinde got ya. It is the name of a Triolgy one of Adams favortie by an author Joe Abercrombie.
arcaneIllumination: I have seen a lot of people advise to save rolls for situations where failure is interesting in D&D or any system in general.
Electrodyne: Friendroids
Sarah_Serinde: Mistborn83 Neat
TehAmelie: Alien Resurrection "ends" when they land on Earth. but then again, it would require you to care about the Alien movies past the second one and even the fourth one to get there
Arclight_Dynamo: So... spitballing here... what are the chances we ever see someone run the Star Trek RPG on Dice Friends? I feel G and Ian would especially want to get in on that.
Solipsody: @arcaneIllumination Yeah. A lot of systems don't encourage it mechanically, but they all run better that way.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL D&D also allows you to "take 10" on skills when in relaxed circumstances
arcaneIllumination: @Solipsody At the same time, everyone likes rolling dice, so finding the balance is important.
TheMerricat: TBF I liked most of the Aliens non-xover moveis, but I really hate the "killing beloved characters off screen before the next film starts" shit that they pulled in Covenant and A3
Alas_Babylon: Yep, and "take 10" is definitely underutilized imo
dappercuttlefish: I'm interested in Heavy Machinery as a skill. It seems so specific and yet so useful.
valravenapocalypse: @TehAmelie I actually quite enjoy Aliens 3 and Alien Resurrection
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun An excellent rule.
Juliamon: Arclight_Dynamo I imagine it's all a matter of time. G's so busy most of the time and I could see the rest of the crew not wanting him left out of it.
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo oh the old Fasa RPG?
TehAmelie: i don't blame ya
TheWriterAleph: Cannery
Solipsody: @arcaneIllumination I guess GMs just need to make failure interesting more often.
Involume: Ken Airy
Alas_Babylon: I kinda just like "Canary"
valravenapocalypse: Connery
Simonark: Carney
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Canary should be his nickname
Arclight_Dynamo: @Juliamon Yeah, that totally scans. I wouldn't expect anything until [State of the World] gets less hectic.
Despoiler98: Sean Canary
plummeting_sloth: I mean, as natural an environment one can have in largely barren not yet made habitable
JadedCynic: 'the Canary'
Electrodyne: @despoiler98 that one
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic No, the current Modipius (sp?) one.
arcaneIllumination: @LoadingReadyRun Is that take 10 after you roll (if it would be higher) or entirely replace the roll?
Arclight_Dynamo: Modiphius, rather.
RedShiftLive: Finch is a very good name
Alas_Babylon: o3o d
Lysander_Gustav: I need to see that movie
TehAmelie: a canary in a space coal mine?
RobotInProgress: Used to have a business " Canary Cannery"
Niahlah: Canary.. nickname.. The bird
Despoiler98: LOL
vellebastet: Finch is perfect
Despoiler98: Finch GET IN THE HOLE
eric_christian_berg: Mario Brothers?
TheMerricat: @arcaneIllumination it replaces the role. i.e. you just state you succeed essentially
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha I agree with Cori
Solipsody: Yes!
Simonark: How many Fs in fFinch?
LarkSachrosis: yea!
Malkaresh: When I was living in Scotland for my masters I knew an Irish Traveler named Finch. Nice dude!
Mai_Andra: Super Mario Bros. shigiSaitou
mycosect: a canary in hostile space-time
Electrodyne: P-p-p-please, Eddie
plummeting_sloth: As the non-renegade plumber
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Roger RAbbit is best hoskins.
hermatic1: who framed Roger rabbit
JadedCynic: super mario brot- oh YES, from "Brazil" :D
Despoiler98: He was built like a dwarf
Involume: Perfect
Solipsody: Danny the Dog.
TheWriterAleph: i always forget how old Brazil is
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arcaneIllumination: @TheMerricat It might not be a success if you have a bad modifier in that skill.
ButButTheJesus: gidget!
TheWriterAleph: DOCTOR Gidget
Alas_Babylon: Gidget Heckwrench
JadedCynic: I mean, his closing scene in "The Long Good Friday" is *chef-kiss*
RandomTrivia: "I'll git you nixt time, Gidget!"
ehsteveG: Sally Field was in a 70s sitcom called Gidget
Tantusar: Technically A Name:tm:
62MGcobra: i get even not mad
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Insepctor Gidget
Electrodyne: Gidget And Moondoggie
Tantusar: ffz you have betrayed me
mycosect: cori is the type of person to get even though
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL arcaneIllumination instead of a roll. Basically, if you can do something by with a 10 and you aren't in combat/under pressure, you can just do it
TehAmelie: Gidget and Giger
JadedCynic: Man, Sandra Dee is gonna come haunt you ;)
arcaneIllumination: @LoadingReadyRun Cool, I'll have to remember that for my games.
asthanius: "My talent is Knife Things"
TheMerricat: Though what I linked was for Pathfinder vs Vanilla D&D
zeathean: Can Synths push>
plummeting_sloth: change push to Overclock
zeathean: nice
JadedCynic: @zeathean by the rulebook, no
JadedCynic: buuuuut....
Electrodyne: Roughnecks push things
GragSmash: she can be calm tech
Electrodyne: like hey push that crate
Arclight_Dynamo: House rule.
plummeting_sloth: who is the General Talents and what army does he work for
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Talents? I have nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills
Solipsody: Why would there be general talents if you can only take career talents? They must be allowed.
ContingentCat: !quote 4847
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Arclight_Dynamo: Like, not a joke this time, either. That's a legit house rule if you want to do it.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like the idea that if you are really good at something and not under pressure, you shouldn't have a 1 in 20 chance of totally messing it up
MAPBoardgames: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #6604: "You just don't know the depth of our house ruling." —Paul [2019-12-09]
Electrodyne: 5% chance to strangle yourself when tying your shoe
arcaneIllumination: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think you do in general. You can't critically fail (or succeed) ability checks by the rules aa written, only attack rolls.
arcaneIllumination: *as written
plummeting_sloth: You have the Long Haul, which allow you to understand CB radio speak
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Solipsody: Finch being resilient makes sense.
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drdudeman: Alien? Like ripley?
TheMerricat: "Shouldn't"
Arclight_Dynamo: @drdudeman Yes.
KeytarCat: You will not go to space today
Snowcookies: We should not be going to space - Cam
drdudeman: Oh hellz yeah
Despoiler98: "shouldnt"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Councillor? You get to be Picards favorite lie detector?
ElementalAlchemist: We shouldn't go to space today
Despoiler98: they immediately went to space
ElementalAlchemist: If we do it might be bad?
Snowcookies: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #7036: "I would argue that any space suit is a shitter." —Cameron [2020-07-05]
ElementalAlchemist: Probably bad.
Moonspeak721: when your game master says you shouldn't be going to space it's hard not to take that as a challenge
ButButTheJesus: @LRRbot :D
Involume: Hidden Moustache, you say?
Arclight_Dynamo: Sometimes you accidentally go to space, like that manhole cover at the Nevada Test Site...
jdkirkham03: still entertaining
JadedCynic: @drdudeman this RPG - released last year https://alien-rpg.com/
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So Finch is a crash test dummy
ghyllnox: I've said it before, I'd listen to Cam narrating audiobooks
drdudeman: Stealthy does seem more of a pilot thing
drdudeman: id rather avoid combat
Solipsody: Stealthy feels very Diana Rigg.
vellebastet: @ghyllnox Agreed
Involume: The only survivor will be the resilient top-half of Finch crawling around
ContingentCat: Stealthy seems more widely applicable
JadedCynic: I say stelathy - judith is always just sitting back in a corner waiting for someone to ask her for a ride, and no one notices her...
plummeting_sloth: we all so how well firearms worked in the last campaign
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm imagining Finch is just *covered* in minor dents and scratches
Involume: I'm already very excited for this campaign
plummeting_sloth: First role of the Game: "GM I solve the mystery"
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun He looks like Bob Hoskins, so... Yes.
ButButTheJesus: MEIN GOTT
TheWriterAleph: WHAT??
PharaohBender27: :O
jessieimproved: Cameron...spoilers for shaaaame
ContingentCat: katesWot
Blade_Tiger: Aliens? In MY Alien??
Mr_Whyt: whaaaaaa!
JadedCynic: Judith would pilot a 'hopper' to take Gray around to various sensor arrays to take readings, re-calibrate gear, etc.
plummeting_sloth: and especially no baby animals!
Snowcookies: There was a cat
DiscordianTokkan: No dogs on the moon
mowdownjoe: I mean, a kitty survived the original Alien.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Cameron
JadedCynic: you wouldn't bring either to a new colony - maybe in 10 years once things are more stable
ContingentCat: So one fuck?
ArdCollider: extremely tiny, extremely angry alien cockroach that smuggled in on the supply pod
plummeting_sloth: it's PG-13, so one player character can say "fuck" for the campaign. Make sure it counts
LarkSachrosis: So this campaign gets one lrrEFF , where we using it?
JadedCynic: @mowdownjoe and technically Jonesy survived Aliens too
ArdCollider: someone would have to hold it onto someone else for it to kill anything, etc.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Waiting for the G rated Alien movie.
TheWriterAleph: @LarkSachrosis Finch, obv
ElementalAlchemist: TV-Y
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun its the Xenomorph only in Chibi mode :D
ElementalAlchemist: maybe TV-Y7
BibitteNoire: Wait until lego makes a movie about Alien, then itll be g rated
asthanius: those sexy sexy xenomorphs
niccus: mommy why are the robots doing it
saucemaster5000: steven universe is g rated alien
Getter404: There WERE plans for an Aliens animated series, which is what the toy line was supposedly based on, but IIRC it never made it to the pilot phase
LoadingReadyRun: @BibitteNoire I can believe that Lego could totally do it
Solipsody: Well, Giger might have interpreted that way, but you don't have to...
Lysander_Gustav: Lego Alien would be awesome, as either a game or a movie
DiscordianTokkan: This is why Session Zeroes are good; getting everyone on the same page on what's a Line or a Veil
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: LOL
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 no. it involves aliens, but it is NOT "Alien"
DiscordianTokkan: Or Celery, yeah
ContingentCat: oh yeah the wet crunch
lochnessseammonster: i hate that noise so much... big nope
vellebastet: aaaaaaAAAHHH
EldarLuin: Cam's going to go get some sound effects for the game. lol
plummeting_sloth: wet strips balsa wood
Involume: I always wanted to be a foley artist
drdudeman: meat slapping?
Getter404: Fruits and leather sofas
RurouniGeo: RIP meat slapping BibleThump
DiscordianTokkan: A LOT of punching watermelons
drdudeman: what did i miss?
niccus: papaya and honeydew are popular
EldarLuin: lol
iris_of_ether: "Lego Alien" just makes me think of the tribute "Pingu's THE THING" video. (CW: claymation violence) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrZ7PnolbQ4
JadedCynic: :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: aww
tenthtechpriest: awww
Snowcookies: oh no
Solipsody: @drdudeman MST3K reference. I'll find you a link.
LarkSachrosis: I could go for some celery and peanut butter.
ContingentCat: katesLol
JadedCynic: not enough jelly
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody I remember that bit! katesLol
JadedCynic: maybe a JAR of jelly
Luminaire_p: Fruit pies
RedShiftLive: the headshot sound effect in Gears of War 2 was famously made using a water melon being hit with baseball bat mixed with a porcelain serving bowl being dropped
Despoiler98: they dont put enough jelly in
plummeting_sloth: man, i could use a jelly donut
Juliamon: Jelly donuts lack the pressure
Despoiler98: lol
EldarLuin: hoo boy
ButButTheJesus: SPLORTCH
JadedCynic: CROLK
Despoiler98: BLAP
ContingentCat: that sounds like a challenge
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Lysander_Gustav: honk
Getter404: There is ONE honeydew melon on the colony. For close encounters.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Break glass for melon."
Solipsody: @drdudeman Okay, search engines are failing me. I think it was in Cave Dwellers, though.
TheMandrew: the sound effect that sticks with me, is Stone Cold Steve Austin doming Vince McMahon with a bed pan
drdudeman: What was the consensus chat/ @LoadingReadyRun on Zombieland 2?
EldarLuin: They don't have whole honey melons at buffets last time I checked. lol
Catcard: I don't think I'll ever go to a buffet ever again
thraximore: Covered in germs
Simriel: Many Bontoons
beckett_brass: Buffets don't exist; it's just something in my dreams...
ContingentCat: ~Capitalism~
hieroglyphica: Yeah, in retrospect, we were far too ok with some pretty gross things
plummeting_sloth: RIP CiCi's pizza
GhostValv: :(
hieroglyphica: I could never go back to CiCi's now...
ContingentCat: time for a house rule?
JadedCynic: "Why is that melon there?" "I'll tell you later" (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @drdudeman I enjoyed it. Not as good as the first, but still fun
jdkirkham03: lrrSIGNAL_BW lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_BW lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_BW lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_BW
EldarLuin: They should have a programed tick....
niccus: they have internal tamagotchis
dappercuttlefish: no stim toys for androids :(
korvys: Androids are a signature item
JadedCynic: oooo, yesm - love that cam
JadedCynic: COMCEPT
JadedCynic: CONCEPT
plummeting_sloth: like androids accumulate literal mechanical stress
drdudeman: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks paul. Ill have to give it a shot sometime here.
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, Andy's got a Psychonauts shirt. Just noticed.
Solipsody: @JadedCynic If I recall, they were developing a melon that could survive being dropped from a plane for use in food aid programs... It was... Not successful.
ContingentCat: all of it?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh shit.
Lysander_Gustav: Secret missions!
tenthtechpriest: All. with captial
Arclight_Dynamo: Incoming zeroth law?
vellebastet: yes
notthepenguins: oooh
Nox_Invictus_: So the 3 laws of robotics?
JadedCynic: @Solipsody hello, kindred soul o/\o
Sarah_Serinde: "As far as you know"
Despoiler98: UMMMMMM
vellebastet: here for thisss
plummeting_sloth: Weyland-Yuntai Special Orders
Caffine1138: Ruh Roh
ButButTheJesus: um
diamondmx: Are all three laws in effect?
Getter404: > PROTOCOL 4
ContingentCat: "as far as you know" is a fun phrase
groulux: as far as you know!
EldarLuin: ooooOOOOooo
Electrodyne: Need a character named Daneel Olivaw
beckett_brass: That law won't go horribly at all...
Arclight_Dynamo: It's fine. The people who invented the term "Crew Expendable" programmed them with the laws! Kappa
SnowbirdMike: loopholes, there is always Loopholes.
RedShiftLive: Ahh Asimov not Thermodynamics, I was things Thermodynamics
Solipsody: @JadedCynic Wherever we go, there we are.
kalira77: @captainspam yep it's from the Kickstarter for psychonauts 2 (source: I have the same one :D )
CaptainSpam: @kalira77 Neat!
Involume: So... would a synth terminate a human if they had a chestburster living inside them?
Snowcookies: ooh
Xavorin: Listen. I'm not afraid of a computer that can pass the Turing Test. I'm afraid of a computer that intentionally fails it.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL who gets defined as a "human" for purposes of the First Law?
SnowbirdMike: Save them by killing them
lithopseffect: fox only
KendalMac417: final destination fox only
JadedCynic: I mean, we have no way of knowing if The Company let our Artificial People have a 'Zeroth Law', or if so, WHAT that 0th Law IS....
ElementalAlchemist: a love pentagon
ElementalAlchemist: wait, this is a quadrilateral
vellebastet: Buddies lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: dangit
KeytarCat: It's polite
noSmokeFire: reciprocating budsaw
RealGamerCow: So, chat
tenthtechpriest: parasocial buddies? I feel attacked
Getter404: Parasocial... what if Alien but Vtubers
TheWriterAleph: "why won't you friend me back?"
Sarah_Serinde: You can just be happy for someone else's success even if you're not actually close to them
awmcmillan: one person is buddy, with the opposite rival
ContingentCat: so you can end up in a buddy triangle?
JadedCynic: Okay, I forsee the mechanics of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" happening here :D
Niahlah: "that\s sad"
DiscordianTokkan: "So, I noticed you unfollowed me"
Arclight_Dynamo: I bet you can have a buddy who has you as a rival, which is interesting.
tenthtechpriest: "I put you in my myspace top 5 plz respond"
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun Well, given how bad AIs seem to be at identifying people who don't look like their programmers in... Certain respects.
Mai_Andra: "Notice me, Sempai" Alien edition
Alas_Babylon: FRIENDSHIP ended with FINCH now GRAY is my best friend
JadedCynic: Gray likes Judith, but Judith has no time for that geek, and prefers to hang around with Finch, but Finch finds Gidget fascinating....
Electrodyne: He hates CANS
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DigitalSeahorse: aww fruck I missed the start and wasn't paying attention to twitter
noSmokeFire: androids treating the colonists like the japanese zookeepers with a penguin relationship chart
Solipsody: @JadedCynic And Gidget only has eyes for that weird surgery machine from Prometheus...
niccus: shipping is for cargo
plummeting_sloth: You have been given an agenda in this game. It's hidden in a trapper keeper somewhere on the colony. You must play a game of "Hot/Cold" to find it
PharaohBender27: katesLol
asthanius: can't die if you never lived
GhostValv: tpk :)
ButButTheJesus: TPK! TPK! TPK!
Nigouki: TPK erry week baby!
matthaus_c: rip the Roman
JadedCynic: @Solipsody exactly
JadedCynic: ooof
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul tiltyhYAS
Involume: Head. In. Sack!
RandomTrivia: But then you can quit while you're a head! lrrBEEJ
drdudeman: Is everyone a synth here?
e_bloc: sometimes you just get a head in life
ContingentCat: @drdudeman yup
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia I appreciate that pun
Sarah_Serinde: drdudeman Yes
drdudeman: Or will they be playing humans too?
drdudeman: Oh wow
TemporallyAwry: @RandomTrivia lrrWOW ... went there.
e_bloc: Corgo500
JadedCynic: I mean, I can see the party getting "TPI" - Total Party Incapacitation
drdudeman: Roughneck synth is interesting
62MGcobra: bowling
asthanius: shotput-based transportation
BlueFingers5: *speaks into phone* Only head? *tosses syth on the ground*
MostCallMe__Tim: toss finch's head down the hole
DigitalSeahorse: xD
vellebastet: Alex sykLaugh
Kramburger: Mayo
JadedCynic: I can see, Judith's head being wired directly into an escape shuttle
lochnessseammonster: milky milky robots
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL good ol' PG-13 decapitation
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha excellent Matt
Solipsody: Watered-down milk.
RedShiftLive: the blood is pink in this version of Phoenix Wright
RandomTrivia: MATT NO
niccus: cooler ranch
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
asthanius: Just say Milk
DigitalSeahorse: texcubLUL
Wrexadecimal: cool ranch; the essence of doritos PogChamp
DEATHlikescats: cbardIconic cbardIconic cbardIconic cbardIconic cbardIconic
Niahlah: I Cream
kalira77: whole party of talking heads
ContingentCat: Cheer69
Tantusar: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did Heat Death end without any player character definitively dying?
DiscordianTokkan: Ogh, the SMELL
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm full of gears!"
plummeting_sloth: no no, androids are advanced. It'd be Cooler Ranch
Mr_Whyt: cool technology
DiscordianTokkan: Also: jlrrIcream
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
ElementalAlchemist: "*suddenly switching to Simlish*" --Cameron
Arclight_Dynamo: @Tantusar No player character 100%, on-screen died.
DEATHlikescats: give us your wisdom, flying Weiner dog
niccus: technically nobody died, but the roman has _no_ chance
MostCallMe__Tim: attach head to a drone or something, flying head = strict upgrade
MrMatternot: Believe it or not!
Involume: Picturing Finch's legs walking around from the waist down, bumping into things The Wrong Trousers style
Wrexadecimal: @MostCallMe__Tim attach to power armor wrexadDAB
notthepenguins: die six times??
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo I appreciate how precise that answer is :D
Wrexadecimal: or power loader I guess
Mai_Andra: "Take two items and die 6 times to begin."
Sarah_Serinde: iris_of_ether sergeJustRight
JadedCynic: @Tantusar no, but it seemed likely that a TPK was going to happen somewhere down the road in 'a later chapter' ;)
vellebastet: Cori's face!
asthanius: "Drugs, anyone?"
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Involume: Drugs?
MostCallMe__Tim: @Wrexadecimal I was thinking like a mr handy from fallout
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: DRUGS?!
Solipsody: @Mai_Andra What is this, Paranoia?
DEATHlikescats: drrrugs
Niahlah: marijuana??
iris_of_ether: @Sarah_Serinde o7
ContingentCat: Drugs? I'm in!
ElementalAlchemist: Drugs?
MrMatternot: Experimental
matthaus_c: synth drugs!
Despoiler98: Gambling? Im in
tenthtechpriest: ex-drug?
DEATHlikescats: experimental drugs!
Mr_Whyt: and you're chracter's equiemnt?
Jorsh029: x-drugs gonna give it to ya
lyropithic: Experimental drugs, you say?
JadedCynic: ex-drugs; are they decayed and expired?
matthaus_c: it's when you get peed at by seegson
dappercuttlefish: can robots do drugs? are there robo drugs
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I want someone to end up as a flying head with a big arm attached to the bottom
Despoiler98: Only Chonkier cause of Alien universe
MrMatternot: A Phablet
Electrodyne: short for P-Datty
JadedCynic: oh, X-drugs- they're all neon colored and go really fast ;)
vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun I feel like Cori would be very on board with that
DEATHlikescats: I want someone to end up being MOTHER
Niahlah: Alex is being type cast as a voyeur
SnowbirdMike: A floating ball that orbits your head that shoots lasers and answers trivia.
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun Did you ever watch Lexx?
niccus: what happens when a xenomorph eats some x-drugs
DiscordianTokkan: A Palm Pilot 1
LoadingReadyRun: Solipsody exactly!
Wrexadecimal: yeees
Involume: A "Cybo-fax"!
Despoiler98: Lexx was awesome
Ignatiuspants: lrrAWESOME holy dang! somebody gifted me a subscription earlier in the stream!! thank you, @laikagoat!!
SnowbirdMike: lexx was
jdkirkham03: so a word processing unit for late 90's
LoadingReadyRun: Bolt Gun (non warhammer 40k)
JadedCynic: The Apple Newton!
Despoiler98: FLASHLIGHT
asthanius: Booze and Tape Recorder
RedShiftLive: @asthanius I've seen that Terry Gilliam film, and I loved the book
DEATHlikescats: Harmonica
Involume: Harmonica
Sarah_Serinde: Oh WOW Cori
SnackPak_: wow, a yak back
Getter404: A Talkboy, but in space.
Meark: talk boy
plummeting_sloth: I feel like a high-beam flashlight in this world is like a mag-lite the size of a bazooka
TheMandrew: Android's Log: I'm still in this hole
RedShiftLive: he got really good at acapella
DEATHlikescats: @involume haha!
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't thought about those in like a decade or two
DigitalSeahorse: twitch pls
Solipsody: Finch sings himself Broadway showtunes when nobody's arpound.
JadedCynic: @asthanius you called it :D
SnowbirdMike: tape recoreder? so 1977?
elah806: I like the idea of Finch sitting alone making Steve Reich tape pieces
Involume: @deathlikescats !!!
ContingentCat: I've been listening to the Magnus Archives so a tape recorder sounds more ominous than it should
Getter404: "Hiiii, I'm the father..."
CommanderPulsar: Duolingo tapes.
noSmokeFire: he needs a Bop-It
Despoiler98: he has an entire closet of tiny cassettes
ElementalAlchemist: sits alone and creates audio logs
tenthtechpriest: it's just an audio diary
jessieimproved: make it the Andy show
niccus: liveblog rig
DEATHlikescats: your own radio play
Involume: One of those tiny, necklace harmonicas
elah806: He's making audio logs for the next campaign to find
TheMandrew: When Finch gets off world, he's gonna be on broadway
noSmokeFire: oh! oh! oh! ventriloquist's dummy!
dappercuttlefish: @contingentcat oh same. it seems like ominous foreshadowing
Solipsody: Finch has a rich inner life.
MrMatternot: Very Voyager Doctor
DEATHlikescats: Finch n Judith
JadedCynic: DAMMIT CAM
Niahlah: photons be free
asthanius: Each audio log is Finch with a different voice
TheWanderingNomad: I...I kinda want ANdy to record some now...
SnowbirdMike: The ones they find 100 years later
DEATHlikescats: SquawkBox?
Simriel: Talkboy 2000
Rhynerd: I want to play the game that has an android’s one-person show as a set of audiologs
Slurpee_E: Can anybody tell me what game system they are using?
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Slurpee_E Alien RPG
Solipsody: I recorded a bunch of voice logs years ago when I was in a student space-simulation mission... I wonder if my folks still have them somewhere...
Slurpee_E: @Sarah_Serinde thanks
DEATHlikescats: my life goal is now to be a world class civil engineer
Countjondi: The alien game made by a bunch of swedes
TheM8 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 22 month streak!
TheM8: hey everyone!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheM8! (Today's storm count: 56)
JadedCynic: Bishop WOULD've passed if no one had said anything
TheMandrew: Call was from Resurrection right?
Involume: I was wondering if Ash, Bishop, Call and David were intentionally alphabetical?
Getter404: Working Joes were another company entirely.
TheM8: i think it a some to do with how old the models are
saucemaster5000: ash wasn't an android accfording to yaphet kotto - they were a robot, a "gosh darn" robot
Arclight_Dynamo: Working Joes scare the SHIT out of me.
ATrophonian: Gonna love this....
Niahlah: no pilot!! tell moira to stay
niccus: pumpkin spice pilot
JadedCynic: Working Joes were a diff company, and they avoided the Uncanny Valley by stopping WELL SHORT :D
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 56 (new subscribers: 7, returning subscribers: 49, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 569, new followers: 11
lirazel64: Both sides of their faces match exactly.
plummeting_sloth: I like the idea that Finch might be from a line of Androids that W/Y made to more authentically, uh,homely
asthanius: "That's one o' them beautiful synthetics"
Solipsody: Canonically, I believe there were multiple Bishops.
Countjondi: maybe there are lines, but they have the ability to make them unique if they want to.
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic ...did they avoid it, though?
JadedCynic: LUL
SnowbirdMike: LMAO
asthanius: PG 13 cocaine
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: dammit cam! :D
Electrodyne: Paul Reiser as the execs
rasterscan: I mean, neither are the Terminator movies, and yet?
corpocracy: I had a bunch of those!
Snowcookies: oh no
saucemaster5000: Yeah, you say that.. when did y'all fall in love with the alien movies? I'm guessing younger
Malkaresh: I bought all the Alien figures. Non of the Marines.
vellebastet: wut
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
ContingentCat: oh no
Bobtheninjagoldfish: To Paraphrase Mitch Hedburg: " Any movie is a kids movie if the parents let the kids watch it"
corpocracy: I loved the little kid-focused comics that came with the toys
valravenapocalypse: Having grown up, I do recognize how bizarre it was that there were Aliens (and Terminator) toys. But I loved mine as a child, and I want to recover them
JadedCynic: the first licensed toy was a AIR RIFLE
PharaohBender27 experiences fear
RandomTrivia: WAT
vellebastet: WHAT
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: wth?
Alas_Babylon: !!!!
ButButTheJesus: JAESUS
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Snowcookies: why
ContingentCat: WOW
Despoiler98: a MURDER WEAPON
SnowbirdMike: Awesome
vellebastet: OH NO
loki_lxix: dark
JadedCynic: not even wrong
Snowcookies: Disney wtf
Involume: Anybody see that behind the scenes pic of Sigourney Weaver testing out the flame thrower?
diamondmx: Official licensed veal
beckett_brass: I mean, it was technically in the movie.
Slurpee_E: David Lynch's Dune had a line of action figures LUL
Lysander_Gustav: I used to have an Alien action figure, with the kung-fu grip of exploding into a pile of limbs
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
notthepenguins: my god
dappercuttlefish: ???
ContingentCat: ~Disney~
TemporallyAwry: "Meanwhile in Japan"
DigitalSeahorse: more creepy than Mickey Mouse Gas Mask
Solipsody: Death is part of life.
tenthtechpriest: capitalism!
JadedCynic: o7
Niahlah: now you can muyrder someone's mother TOO
SnowbirdMike: Brazen
JadedCynic: Sir? I SALUTE YOU
Snowcookies: jlrrFacepalm
ContingentCat: And then someone said Yes
Arclight_Dynamo: Bambi brand ammunition.
Malkaresh: Mantis Alien. Gorilla Alien. Scorpion Alien was the most accurate to the films...
TheMerricat: robocop had a toyline AND a cartoon
Bobtheninjagoldfish: you too can commit Matricide.
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, RIP Alex
ATrophonian: Perfect Spit Take
Lysander_Gustav: oh god
SnowbirdMike: Now you do
ContingentCat: katesRIp Alex
MAPBoardgames: Alex. Don't die.
drdudeman: Im suddenly reminded of the Jurassic Park branded shotgun I got that fired suction cups. My brother broke it :(
DigitalSeahorse: xD
niccus: disneyutani
TheM8: you killed alex, with a gun
KendalMac417: they also released a Gallagher spurt creator
LarkSachrosis: Literal spit-take
ContingentCat: * katesRip
vellebastet: There's a book?!?!
JadedCynic: No, Matt, you do see a silhouette of a hunter aiming a gun
Pheonix888: did Quentin Tarantino direct?
saucemaster5000: I'd buy it just to say what it was to confused guests seeing a gun stuffed under my coffee table
Lysander_Gustav: oh right, it's a lot more adult
Malkaresh: Bambi was a book?!
Snowcookies: this tangent man
DigitalSeahorse: yeah you don't see the shot in the movie
LarkSachrosis: There's a book!
beckett_brass: One of the rare spit takes that I've actually seen.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, a Judas deer.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
niccus: what about the bambi live action remake
ButButTheJesus: i vaguely remember a picture book from preschool
asthanius: Double Agent deer!
Involume: That's grim
Snowcookies: Most of Disney movies are books
Oscelot: I had NO idea there was a book
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW, speaking of fucked up things
kalira77: O.O
MAPBoardgames: "To this day, forest creatures everywhere, know exactly what they were doing when Bambi's mother was shot."
ContingentCat: of course there's a book, Disney never actually makes original things
vellebastet: Oh god
noSmokeFire: NegaBambi
Malkaresh: Oh god.
SnowbirdMike: Bambi.. directed by Quentin Tarrantino
Oscelot: Waaaaaaaaaaaow.
RealGamerCow: deer stockholm syndrome
RedShiftLive: Tintin Quarentino
DarkMorford: There is 1 imposter among us
CommanderPulsar: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Bambi, in Bambi II...
matthaus_c: more like Bambi Directed by Martin Scorcese
LarkSachrosis: Was it secretly written by Thomas Harris!?!
Ignatiuspants: who uses trained deer as a decoy?! lrrFRUMP
PharaohBender27: Corgo300
Mysticman89: I see cam operates on my kind of hours
TheM8: how long untill this is on youtubes?
Countjondi: the media disney chose to adapt was crazy for a while, I mean that hunchback was made is absolutely insane
JadedCynic: They do that in slaughterhouses @Ignatiuspants - look up "Judas Goat"
SnowbirdMike: Good nite all
Niahlah: o/
vellebastet: Alex lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: TheM8 I think it usually goes up on Wednesday
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Alex! Take care! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Ignatiuspants: interesting!
DigitalSeahorse: yay Alex arts! :D
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Pheonix888 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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SnackPak_: that'll happen
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, lrrALEX !
ghyllnox: Game Mom
avi_miller: Alex will make good arts!
JadedCynic: @TheM8 usually wednesday?
Malkaresh: <3 Alex! Super excited for this. I realize you aren't seeing this.
Snowcookies: Night Alex
ghyllnox: o/
ContingentCat: so will we Cam
FuzBubbles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FuzBubbles! (Today's storm count: 58)
Solipsody: And I'm just reaching the bottom of my "Horn of Plenty" now, so it is indeed time for bed.
vellebastet: Goodnight, Alex!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to FirstLaw01! They have given 44 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Ignatiuspants: This has been good times!
JadedCynic: gnite alex o/
niccus: that's why the first killed will be finch
Oscelot: Night Alex
Tantusar: Oh no, you won't have time to flinch.
ContingentCat: Night Alex <3
JadedCynic: ummmm
RurouniGeo: Bye alex!
klace26: what a terrifying end screen for alex
DigitalSeahorse: night frozen Alex
Bobtheninjagoldfish: paul muted
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to ieat! They have given 45 Gift Subs in the channel!
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SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
RedShiftLive: Paul is on mute
Electrodyne: That's creepy
Sarah_Serinde: Cori no
JadedCynic: whew, finally there thank you pauyl
DigitalSeahorse: and now black and poof
TheM8: mute!
Snowcookies: Mic 5 Paul
DeM0nFiRe: Paul is muted to streanm
KendalMac417: phrasing
TemporallyAwry: Mic 5!
Tantusar: Silent Paul!
Arclight_Dynamo: We cannot hear Paul.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we don't hear Paul
ghyllnox: mic 5
Xavorin: Phrasing!
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun you're muted
DEATHlikescats: gnight Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: muted Paul
Mysticman89: paul be muted to stream
TheMerricat: Paul is muted
ContingentCat: We can't hear you Paul
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Cori :D
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL , usurper of lrrALEX
Simriel: "in the alex hole"
Sarah_Serinde: There we go
TheM8: yey sound
ContingentCat: there we go
DEATHlikescats: we have y'all back
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] Are you gonna put yourself in the Alex hole? | to Paul
LRRbot: New quote #7495: "Are you gonna put yourself in the Alex hole?" —Cori, to Paul [2021-02-08]
sydnius: Paulex
noSmokeFire: you have to watch the Alex hole in case something happens to it and it becomes a Paul hole
jdkirkham03: heavily breathing lrrSIGNAL_BW
Oscelot: Thanks I hate it @juliamon lol
JadedCynic: oh cam
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron you can't leak secrets like this
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Sounds like everything will be fine
Malkaresh: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
AdamYMHMI: Paul just emits "The Judgement Tone" while in the background.
Caffine1138: Paul, the God Emperor of Stream
DigitalSeahorse: charleScerd
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Can't blame me for that one! :P
ContingentCat: We could guess from your expression
Simriel: I ended up blinking like 6 times because of that!
DEATHlikescats: PrideRise PrideLove cbardIconic critroleHeart cypher1Queen PrideCrown
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX ssandCATWICH
noSmokeFire: !quote Alex hole
RedShiftLive: Praise be to Paul Muadib GOd Emperor of the Stream
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
vellebastet: Thanks for doing a Session 0!
DEATHlikescats: critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
MAPBoardgames: I AM watching it on Twitch right now! Amazing!
Countjondi: I just got out of a mansions of madness game, so I will watch the stream into the night
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (1:04 from now).
PharaohBender27: Back in the before times, I had a joke theory that lrrPAUL was actually a part of the moonbase, and that's why he didn't go to conventions and ran all the tech, and any time LRR moved, it was because lrrPAUL 's needs had grown
JadedCynic: in about an hour
DiscordianTokkan: Scavtime!
TemporallyAwry: Apparently he's pretty sure he'll get the compass tonight
Oscelot: lol @pharaohbender27
Tantusar: It's 2pm!
Kramburger: G'day, etc
ContingentCat: Blame Time Zones
Snowcookies: When will James be free of Tarkov
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Oscelot: Ooof
Snowcookies: jlrrCoolgame
MAPBoardgames: You'll find the escape from Tarkov just above the tilde from Tarkov
BrindleBoar: James does not sleep. He simply resets his spawn point.
Snowcookies: Speedrunning!
DiscordianTokkan: He doesn't do his 7am morning stream tuesday mornings at least so it's FINE
SnackPak_: why not
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: LUL
niccus: isn't that Black Knight?
BrindleBoar: It's definitely the Demon's Pins of Soulsball.
KendalMac417: giant woman!
Juliamon: No giant lady, but it does have a small man
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta approach the giant lady gradually
divergentdave: james is doing the "streamer's clopen"
PharaohBender27: Probably going to have to rely on the VOD for most of Monday episodes of Tarkov, since I have to get up early for work Tuesdays and don't have lrrJAMES ' apparently bottomless stamina
kalira77: it's got a fairly large man
Moonspeak721: the man that does the stepping is very large to be fair
TemporallyAwry: The High-Heels make it classy :p
GhostValv: nope not doing it for me
ButButTheJesus: #steponmemommy
BrindleBoar: yusss DRG so good
RandomTrivia: Space Dwarves! Space Dwarves!
Juliamon: DWARFSPACE
serramarkov: Lots and lots of streams this week, I like it!
Earthenone: there could always bemore stepee
DiscordianTokkan: He's wearing Combats, not Heels, do not want..?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DWARVES
DiscordianTokkan: Space Dwarfs!
MAPBoardgames: Oooh! DRG! Diggy! Diggy! Holes!
GhostValv: :O
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Paul
Snowcookies: Yay Paul
DeM0nFiRe: \o/
ContingentCat: yay
niccus: rock and stone
kalira77: mine shanties, let's go!
ContingentCat: nah it'll be fine
lirazel64: Dwarves in Space with Rocks In!
MAPBoardgames: You need to play the tutorial before you can join anyone.
Juliamon: You drill, you drink, you dance. You Dwarf!
DiscordianTokkan: Now with a new Season!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: unarmeClick
Sarah_Serinde: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle twitter.com/unarmedoracle
Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/apsalar tilty.house
Sarah_Serinde: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhYAS
Sarah_Serinde: They're good streams when they happen though tiltyhYAS
Bobtheninjagoldfish: tiltyhYAS
Texan_Reverend: tiltyhYAS
skipperdan21 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
skipperdan21: Yass Cori??
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, skipperdan21! (Today's storm count: 61)
DigitalSeahorse: yas
DiscordianTokkan: There's also the IanPLZ emote, which is ALSO important!
Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/goatprince
Earthenone: so cori is a tiltyhouse cryptid?
ButButTheJesus: she lives in teh tiltyhouse
DigitalSeahorse: yas lrrCORI
Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/andrewcownden andrewcownden.com
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Andrew Cownden the man who invented Peanut Butter and Jellu
Sarah_Serinde: Smart man :P
ElementalAlchemist: #NotOnTwitter
kalira77: plz I need theatre to return
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
Snowcookies: Paul can be found in the computers
Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/alexsteacy
Simriel: That's a smart decision Paul
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Simriel: Not being on Twitter is smart
DigitalSeahorse: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Juliamon: !alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ ‘Purifier’ (webcomic): http://purifiercomic.com | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
SCHLORMPH: go check out Alex and his rad comic even tho he blocked me.
Snowcookies: Yeah lol
lirazel64: It's really all lrrPAUL
LarkSachrosis: That's a name I've not heard in a long time.
ElementalAlchemist: "I can be found inside your CPU." --Paul
Simriel: @SCHLORMPH Should probably leave that last part out...
MAPBoardgames: I always read that as Coriand-nerd
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to bobhoskins! They have given 252 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bobhoskins! (Today's storm count: 62)
ContingentCat: @MAPBoardgames same
Ignatiuspants: Woo!!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to tildaswinton! They have given 253 Gift Subs in the channel!
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JadedCynic: it's an eccentric Collector of a mercenary in the BattleTech universe
Rhynerd: The world of snord
RealGamerCow: Scantron Sword
TheM8: how big is that jar?
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT that requires a very big jar
CommanderPulsar: Someone tell Adam there's a jar!
Juliamon: You're walking through an enchanted field and come across a goat in a jar...
Snowcookies: RIV
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to dianarigged! They have given 254 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Electrodyne: Play old school Traveler
FerociousPeach: Traveller
I_knowThatGuy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 71 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, I_knowThatGuy! (Today's storm count: 65)
Electrodyne: Lifepath
Kerrisis: Traveller
JadedCynic: no Cam - TRAVELLER
DiscordianTokkan: Traveller
Bobtheninjagoldfish: aaaaand I can;t find the fourth. Dammit
Simriel: Traveller. Traveller has like 6 possible death points during Chsr Gen
Electrodyne: Lifepath in Cyberpunk 2020
corefluxx: Corgo100
Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish As in the actor's name, or a relevant username?
xantos69: cheer300 A rogue Alex is back! So glad to see the return!
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to rachelhouses! They have given 255 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Sarah_Serinde: ah you got there :D
Snowcookies: Did we try running an antivirus software?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
SCHLORMPH: @simriel naw, he blocked after I called his take on the live action sonic bad. honestly I still like him and his work, so I see it as a plus that he's still worth checking out.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah. lrrGOAT there
lirazel64: Paul nails the name!
Electrodyne: Make 7 up yours
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The DianaRigged and RAchelHouses were the closest I could find.
PharaohBender27: First Law 1.2
DeM0nFiRe: I EAT I EAT I EAT
ButButTheJesus: I CAT I CAT I
vellebastet: Perfect
Niahlah: Bob the ninja.. can he stealth it? YES HE CAN!!
vellebastet: Andy has such a good announcing voice.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: They were the closest I could find!!!!
Snowcookies: da bits
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
PharaohBender27: You did good, @Bobtheninjagoldfish
Niahlah: Da Bits!
vellebastet: thaaa bits
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (49m from now).
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART unarmeHeart
Niahlah: moonday?
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: thanks!
Snowcookies: thanks for streaming, bye!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Now to wait for tonight's secret lrrPAUL message
ContingentCat: Oh, was it mentioned how many sessions this will be?
ButButTheJesus: byeee
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream goodness!
ghyllnox: Thank you! o/
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Ignatiuspants: take care, everybody!
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Apparently 6, but unsure whether that includes 0 or not
vmob: good night! good bing!
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde sweet, thanks
Electrodyne: and now, the waiting
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL 6 sessions *including this one*, so Character creation + 5 gameplay sessions
Juliamon: TY Paul!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: thanks for the update @LoadingReadyRun
Snowcookies: Thanks Paul
Juliamon: I would have assumed otherwise, since Heat Death was 6 episodes
Electrodyne: I hope that doesn't count as tonight's Secret Paul Message
Juliamon: Paul wouldn't do us dirty like that.
Snowcookies: Paul's messages are always on screen
PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne It would only count if he said it aloud
Electrodyne: Have we ever codified the Secret Paul Message rules?
Simriel: I have never heard of secret paul messages before
Snowcookies: I have not been archiving every single one of them, so I have not
PharaohBender27: @Simriel Stick around a bit, and you'll see
Juliamon: Someone's been archiving them, I'm sure
Electrodyne: @simriel you're in for a treat, just keep waiting
Snowcookies: Sometimes, they appear on the highlight reel
PharaohBender27: Though I had a thought: What if, to get more people to watch tonight's PiF, lrrPAUL just waits until 7:59? :p
Juliamon: That would invoke someone's wrath for "leaving the stream on"
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Right.
Snowcookies: That would mean Paul would run James' stream
Electrodyne: When I was a boy, the only secret messages we had were in the Tiny Toons credits
ButButTheJesus: GAH
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Snowcookies: o_0
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SachielOne: DAMMIT PAUL
Kikazi: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
saucemaster5000: why??
Nigouki: lol
ButButTheJesus: I AM AFEAR'D
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
Boon_33: lrrWOW
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
JadedCynic: brb, changing MY PANTS
ghyllnox: Heheheheheheeee
Snowcookies: Night Paul
Bobtheninjagoldfish: SO MUCH FOR SLEEP TONIGHT
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL lrrAWESOME
Lysander_Gustav: Thanks!
xantos69: That's probably fine.
DiscordianTokkan: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
ContingentCat: katesWot
FerociousPeach: well that was ominous
Bobtheninjagoldfish: THANKS PAUL
petrichOracle: I'm spooked
ContingentCat: thanks Paul, g'ngith
ElementalAlchemist: oh no, I missed secret Paul
Electrodyne: Domo Arigato, Mister Paul
ElementalAlchemist: :(
serramarkov: eep.
Simriel: Did I miss it?
Juliamon: Well, the VOD's always there.
Snowcookies: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (41m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: ContingentCat HahaReindeer *misses the kitty pikachu*
Juliamon: speaking of VODs, Gang Beasts is up on Youtube now!
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
DeM0nFiRe: Hmm, playing digimon cyber slueth for the first time. So far "EDEN syndrome" seems taken directly from .hack GU