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pimiento: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
dougma: ok... tike to take a break from playing tarkov... and watch James play tarkov
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkPopcorn jlrrIcream
DiscordianTokkan: Soon™
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
dougma: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Snowcookies: Time to watch James while I make proxies
Butt0nMshr: im good james
Snowcookies: hi James and Funko
pimiento: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Butt0nMshr: thanks for asking
rucdoc: Morning FDunky
pimiento: lizstarHi
Schatten88: yup
Juliamon: Yes, it was LOUD
AlchemicalPanda: FUNKO!
dougma: yup
MaelstronSolenor: yup
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Snowcookies: yes
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GhostValv: ye
DiscordianTokkan: Yep!
theonlyangelx: fun? never?
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Toucansuit: fast lad
bikt0r: speed hax
BrindleBoar: I honestly think it would be more interesting if they made small changes every wipe - caches, gaps in walls, etc
Magnifisquatch: is this sped up?
Lord_ZYRK: It is
Magnifisquatch: oh... yeah of course it is
Magnifisquatch: xD
quillilian: Alternatively, this is James off-stream gamer reflexes
Magnifisquatch: Tarkov has taught me that you really dont need most of the parts for a gun to function
Lord_ZYRK: A gun is basically a pipe with a hole in one end and a pointy thing in the other
Lord_ZYRK: What more could you need 4Head
Magnifisquatch: and a bomb in the middle
pimiento: also there's loud in it
NightWingMistHawk: I'm not sure if this question has already been answered, but is there anything in the game to dissuade you from doing mono-Scav runs in order to build up a stash and then only occasionaly doing PMC/Bear runs?
BrindleBoar: Oh, yeah I don't think anything indoors needs to rotate, I just think that it would be interesting to have some variance in the flow of larger areas, and the wipe cycle already lends itself to small changes.
DaSunao: Oh hey, its Funko! I don't see him on all the time now that I'm not in his timezone
Lord_ZYRK: There is a cooldown of sorts on Scav runs, NightWingMistHawk
BrindleBoar: NightWingMistHawk you can, but scav mode has a 20-minute cooldown, so you would spend a lot of time with the game open not playing - and not gaining skills.
NightWingMistHawk: Aha! Good to know
theonlyangelx: lunchtime
Lord_Hosk: lol
pimiento: also NightWingMistHawk you can't choose what equipment you go in when doing a scav run
Dumori: NightWingMistHawk you don't level up your PMC and your PMC's levels are needed to unlock traders and hide out upgrades plus scavs are real bad once you have moneu
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angryoptimist: Nice!
BrindleBoar: The irony, of course, is that Tetris is Russian.
TheMandrew: russian knockoff of a game made by a russian :P
MWGNZ: i can see why handheld tetris is worth a bitcoin
Fruan: Do you just leave immediately when that happens?
Lord_Hosk: You went back for a vest that time and found a roller
angryoptimist: Wow, do the fake videogame bitcoins track the real ones in some fashion? That's... kinda unique!
delta__vee: for complicated professional reasons you know what a bitcoin is worth, but only in rubles
Dumori: And then bitcoin jumped like 100k rubbles over night
DiscordianTokkan: I really don't like that Tesla's investing in Bitcoin, since it's... so BAD for everything.
pimiento: they do angryoptimist
angryoptimist: That's wild.
Dumori: angryoptimist you get .2 of a BTC in each physicall coin
BrindleBoar: Yes, Tarkov bitcoin's worth is attached to the value of real bitcoin. The weather is also based off of the actual weather in... St. Petersburg? Wherever the devs are.
Snowcookies: Yay seattle
Dumori: tracked 100% to BtC
Dumori: BrindleBoar the weather is now decoupled but based of the climate patterns of it
BrindleBoar: Ah.
Dumori: but yeah the bit coin price is updated to match the real price every trade reset
Dumori: so like every 2 hours I think
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pimiento: let's go unshopping!
Vyous: I'd probably sell the PACA armor
CavemanKellen: sort the box?
angryoptimist: The much awaited unauthorized sequel to House Flipper... MURDER TETRIS!
TheHaCoFo: Wow the mobile website is horrible. Should be: early morning Tarkov stream, nice lrrHEART
Mysticman89: is more stash space something you can earn in game, or is that a real money deal?
diamondmx: James, did you buy standard edition, or Edge of Darkness edition?
Dumori: Mysticman89 both
manthursday: Tarkov is a great loot management game with an annoying FPS mini game
brainbosh: Save that 30 rnd mag?
Dumori: diamondmx I belive both his accounts are standard for now
Lord_Hosk: Packer armor probably he has 4 others
diamondmx: "For now"
MWGNZ: James wasn't kidding about "full"
Lord_Hosk: This is painful for Funko...
brainbosh: MRigs have square slot too, so strictly better
diamondmx: I think every time James says Saury, Funko just assumes he's being Canadian and apologising for something.
dougma: I missed how james got the docs folder, and the ammo case. Was the amo case from the mechanic trade? or something easier?
diamondmx: @dougma New Years gift to all players included that and some other stuff
dougma: @diamondmx oh poo :-(
Dumori: dougma this account is from the old 18 games and counting so I had the new years gift
Dumori: dougma if you had an account older than this wipe you can still calim the new years gift from the Tarkov website
Dumori: Every account made before this year can claim it
pimiento: HP ammo comes with really bloaty and bad software
pimiento: also the ink is expensive
manfred909: elfunkSad
dougma: I made the account last week... TY all!!!
DarkKingKaiser: selling the 7mm buckshot and buying 8mm magnum buckshot when you can or crafting it is much better
Dumori: got 3 stacks of LPS there
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Dumori: Least it don't go BOOM
Dumori: IRL doing that can be "FUN"
DarkKingKaiser: Mechanic buys bullets @LoadingReadyRun
Dumori: I'm kinda surpised Tarkov doesn't blow you up when you do that
manfred909: they have talked about it
Dumori: with the rounds that chamber and fire out of battery
Lord_ZYRK: Do they have a "surgical reattachment" mechanic yet? lrrBEEJ
manfred909: yes
Dumori: manfred909 yeah it would be both the worst and funny as hell to have an idiot try and booby trap like the last round in a mag and forget
manfred909: I hadn't even thought of that bloody right though
Dumori: Remeber PS stands for PoS
Dumori: The R stand for Real
manfred909: tqsLol
Dumori: Now you know how I keep my ammo straight via mnemonics
manfred909: do 5.56 next
Dumori: I don't have a good one for Tarkov 5.56 off hand
manfred909: higher number better
Dumori: oh fair that is more or less true
Dumori: 100% ture for looting
Dumori: bigger number sells for more on the flea for sure
manfred909: has some holes indeed but for quick thinking
Dumori: ^ indeed
Dumori: all of them are shortcuts for speed up looting for me
diamondmx: You do, 206
Vyous: Yes, you need a key for that
bikt0r: 7 Masks
Dumori: I mean lvl 10 isn't too far yet
manfred909: that SCAV with AP20's would rule
Dumori: Even like magnum buck would do work
Lord_ZYRK: lrrSPOOP
Vyous: 3 story
Dumori: Also it has this room with creepy symbols all over it
Ammondale: reshala is a pushover of a boss but his minions are loaded
Dumori: Dorms are 100% scary
Ammondale: compared to other bosses at least
manfred909: full of staby lads at night
Ammondale: he also has a pubg helmet
Ammondale: Killa does
Dumori: Ooooh fancy!
manfred909: but James I don't have aan Ipad
Vyous: Yikes, factory as your first map seems spooky
Dumori: Resvere is meant to be good money early game but god any map with Raiders scares me
Dumori: Least to hit with low level gears
Mysticman89: I feel like a neat late game npc could be some sort of troll merchant who only buys bitcoins for 1 ruble, but with fancy perks for spend a lot with him
v_nome: So what is the tldr of this game?
pimiento: very detailed looty shooty
diamondmx: !whatistarkov
diamondmx: !tarkov
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
diamondmx: !whatstarkov
Lord_Hosk: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out https://bit.ly/2zGqu0y
Dumori: I wasn't about to copy and paste the pargraph from your channel Funko
v_nome: Thanks
Dumori: 50k per slot seems work saving
Dumori: KACHING
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
diamondmx: By worth a lot do you mean it should be in the secure case?
Dumori: diamondmx nah it's only worth the money if we get it out FiR
manfred909: every 2 slot PC is exciting but then not a Graphics card
DiscordianTokkan: Is that shift thingy worth Pouching also?
Vyous: Ooh, purple tape is for lav 2
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
manfred909: elfunkChunk
Dumori: They onlyplaying for a month changes the metrics
Lord_Hosk: Dont forget to throw those single slot itmes up into your vest
manfred909: a very nice gun indeed
diamondmx: Funko, do you like the 8 knives MP5 trade? Is it worth the effort?
manfred909: the Hunter takes a PSO real good
diamondmx: C'mon 2 graphics cards.
Dumori: 16 slots for an mp is a little harsh if you are stuck on space
manfred909: ^
Dumori: Skeletor or gas is popping
Lord_Hosk: Those PCs both had GPUs in them
BrindleBoar: Lord_Hosk lrrGARBO
manfred909: hosk has made some very good calls latley
Dumori: Hosk stop hacking the severs to view the loot drops
manfred909: lately
manfred909: hot keys are friends
CavemanKellen: hotkeys def friends
Dumori: It's not really a splint it's just an old slap bracelet but don't tell James
CavemanKellen: dead
CavemanKellen: nice
manfred909: elfunkChunk
angryoptimist: Gottem!
Lord_Hosk: You jumped 10 feet onto a broken leg
BrindleBoar: also sprinting on a recent bandage lrrGREED
Ammondale: I like how you said "you wanna do some insurance fraud?"
manfred909: if not full auto gun is good
manfred909: good ammo mag wasn't full so not it
Dumori: Game goes left to right fullest mag first
Dumori: so would be the bad
bikt0r: containter
Dumori: Kek is for lav lvl2
Dumori: maybe the upgrader item
manfred909: need that ammo tape
angryoptimist: AP = Armor Piercing; BP = Bullet Piercing Kappa
CavemanKellen: corner stash?
Dumori: angryoptimist nah it's brain penetrating seabatBRAIN
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks! How goes the Tarkov-ing?
Lord_Hosk: James going for every bush he sees
Lysander_Gustav: is this a scav run?
BrindleBoar: No, PMC
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angryoptimist: Powerfully tense.
CavemanKellen: runnnn
Lysander_Gustav: Do the players spout voice-lines also?
CavemanKellen: they can
diamondmx: Just casually throw yourself onto razorwire.
BrindleBoar: They can do. Player scavs and Bear PMCs have Russian lines.
DiscordianTokkan: Oof, razor wire
angryoptimist: Player scavs can choose to do so, Funko has said. And sometimes do so to trick other players/player scavs.
CavemanKellen: come on boat
diamondmx: I prefer to camp in the bush on the left.
CavemanKellen: yesssss
diamondmx: That was to cauterize the razorwire cuts.
BrindleBoar: lrrHORN
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Lord_Hosk: wooooo
angryoptimist: lrrHORN
Snowcookies: yay
CavemanKellen: thoomin
Dumori: That key was clutch like on route key spawn is NICE
CavemanKellen: yes it is...
v_nome: So... is that map we were on still going for others? do things respawn and stuff?
diamondmx: And you have to walk over very loud ground to get there
BrindleBoar: v_nome a map persists until there are no players in it; items don't respawn, although scavs (both player and AI) can spawn in as long as it's active
bikt0r: think its still 30
Dumori: So much goodies we can't caim
Max_Mckayful: "Every map is an instance" - woah, gettin' philosophical ;)
CavemanKellen: need that canned meat for quest
dougma: how about eat?
CompSciJedi: Can you not do the backpack-ception anymore? Stacking backpacks inside each other?
CavemanKellen: reserve?
manfred909: nom noms
CompSciJedi: Ah, I assume he's using the bags for extra storage, then?
BrindleBoar: CompSciJedi you can, but James' are full of quest items and useful things
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manfred909: except for a few, bags don't give you extra space
CavemanKellen: lamp barter for nades?
CavemanKellen: and fuze
AziraphalesShop: What level is James now?
BrindleBoar: 7
AziraphalesShop: @BrindleBoar Thanks
Dumori: Retire Champ
Dumori: More money than Funko had start of his last Tarkov stream
Dumori: If we can't buy mags no point keeping 2 of the gun
Dumori: We lose either no need for the other
Gregarious_Potato: Hurray! I caught you guys live
Dumori: That's my multi guns rule, don't keep guns you can't feed
Dumori: Much like pets
Dumori: Isn't the cobrat 6 down to the right side
Dumori: Hard to tell on moblie tbh
CavemanKellen: nope can't mod when holding...
Lysander_Gustav: wow so many parts
BrindleBoar: needs more flashlights
Lysander_Gustav: ergonomics improves accuracy or reduces shaky-cam on zoom?
Dumori: makes ADS faster and lowers the arm drain
Lysander_Gustav: neat
CavemanKellen: drill interchange blargh
Lord_Hosk: Its required to stop selling everything and start effectively hording
Lysander_Gustav: What's the conversion rate for this game's version of ruples to us dollars?
CavemanKellen: woods is horrible
Dumori: to buy it's like ~200 IIRC
Dumori: I honestly forget
El_Funko: @Lysander_Gustav $1 USD is 124?ish roubles
Vyous: Woods maps are pretty bad RN, since it just got an update
Lysander_Gustav: do they use the real-world conversion?
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Dumori: I think it's similar but not perfect Lysander_Gustav as you're buying the paper money off a trader
Lysander_Gustav: cool
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j3573rblack: Hahahahahaha
SeiichiSin: I have no idea what this game is honestly.
j3573rblack: I'm something like 2000 hours into EFT
j3573rblack: Still bad at it
Banrael: cheer200 And here's to watching a game I am less likely to play, but enjoy watching James learn.
dougma: how do I get a funko in my ear?
Dumori: Lysander_Gustav so they basically shaft you a little cause scarcity and "fees"
SeiichiSin: Is this PvP focused or PvE focused?
dougma: that came out wierd
j3573rblack: its PvE with PvP survival
Lord_Hosk: Not as weird as a funko coming out of your ear would be dougma
Dumori: dougma I believe the official Tarkov Discord has a sherpa system these days though I haven't used it
j3573rblack: The goal is always to get out, but the highest reward is from hunting players usually.
diamondmx: @SeiichiSin I'd say it's PvP focused, but with stretches of PvE making up 70% of the gameplay.
Dumori: SeiichiSin I'd guess PvP focused but it's all PvPvE normally
Dumori: So right now there are 8-14 other players on the map plus however many scavs
angryoptimist: "Sniper Mountain"--what a welcoming and safe-sounding name.
MWGNZ: just a nice stroll in the woods
LurkerSpine: I keep thinking I hear people
SeiichiSin: Hmm... Sadly that means I would be super bad at this.
diamondmx: It may be someone learning about landmines :D
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW ?
Lord_Hosk: Look for landmarks. Bridges, Roads, railroads. Trees
Dumori: angryoptimist and also on this map there's Dickhead Rock a rock that dickheads camp on
Lysander_Gustav: can the player character swim?
Dumori: Lysander_Gustav no
diamondmx: Remember the USEC camp is mined to the north, the direction you're coming from. (Off the road to your right)
Lysander_Gustav: Do they drown instantly, or is there an invisible wall around the water?
Lord_Hosk: Only if they have the swim badge
Xuethewatcher: I thought we only needed one of these, am I wrong?
Anexmedia: The man in the canoe was in tarkov the entire time?
Dumori: Invisable wall IIRC been along time since I even tried to get wet
Lysander_Gustav: @Lord_Hosk I can't tell if that's a joke
Lord_Hosk: all the better
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Dumori: Them fun boom cans
Lord_Hosk: or the BEST time to go there
Lysander_Gustav: Is there a mission to use grenades?
j3573rblack: Those grenades are more distant.
Niahlah: I kinda wish I could do the grenade sound effect to James
Dumori: All those cultist kills during the day Hosk crazy right!
j3573rblack: Theres's one to get grenade kills
Lord_Hosk: muuuhhhh ha ha ha
Niahlah: LOL
MWGNZ: perfect
j3573rblack: I am now doing the worst possible thing: playing Tarkov while watching Tarkov
Lord_Hosk: Just look for recognizeable trees Funko
LurkerSpine: did James get the compass?
Lord_Hosk: like that one
Lord_Hosk: see I told you there was a recognizable tree
Niahlah: no search?
Dumori: Niahlah nah we got quests that need us to escape and live and we heard it pop off round here
Niahlah: fair nuff
Niahlah: like Tetrix?
Dumori: So many things vend for like 1k but flea for 11 ect
Lord_Hosk: Eating that sugar was funny
j3573rblack: 50k for fortis
j3573rblack: about
j3573rblack: oh damn
Dumori: it's 7.2k to buy
Dumori: so will sell for less than that at a trader
j3573rblack: pray
j3573rblack: pray for tourny
j3573rblack: yay!
Stoffern: woof
Dumori: LUCK
CavemanKellen: sal!!!
CavemanKellen: in case!
manfred909: lucky
Lord_Hosk: wow
ChekhovsCannon: jesus
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Juliamon: lrrSACK
MWGNZ: good med delivery
Dumori: That JAM babby
JadedCynic: lrrSACK
angryoptimist: lrrSACK
Max_Mckayful: Big brain strats - don't pack it, kill for it!
Lord_Hosk: Thoraz and head are all we have left
MAPBoardgames: lrrCHKN
CavemanKellen: eat and drink
Dumori: We where what ~6 seconds from death before that first heavy bleed
JadedCynic: you DID take him down with skill, James, but it was pure luck that he had the kit to heal yourself
Xenguin47: Huh... Getting shot hurts apparently.
dumbo3k: Yeah probably eat and drink you are at nearly zero hydro and energy
Dumori: Yeah we need to eat and drink
MWGNZ: snack time
Stoffern: lrrFINE
Bratmon: Time to escape from Tarkov.
Lysander_Gustav: tense
Dumori: I love a tense raid
JadedCynic: lrrCHKN
Dumori: these crawling out
CavemanKellen: hurrah!
Lord_Hosk: wow
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
DoodlestheGreat: GG
MxPlumbean: escaped from tarkov!
j3573rblack: wow, well done
Dumori: first tonight
Lord_Hosk: Heavy chad
Wilcroft: what a chad
Bratmon: We escaped from Tarkov! Play it Forward complete!
LurkerSpine: I think you've killed several players
Stoffern: Ah yes, the heavy chad
JadedCynic: 1 scav and one pmc now?
diamondmx: How do you know he dealt most damage to body?
CavemanKellen: combat tab tells u
Lord_Hosk: He had better Ammo, but you were piloting a better Mech... MECHA JAMES
diamondmx: Oh, right, you don't mean hit location - just HP vs Armour.
JadedCynic: seems like the dude spread his shots - worse aim than James - props J lrrCHKN
RockPusher: Meaty Hits!
CavemanKellen: bp ammo too nice
JadedCynic: happy hunting, J - I'm off to sleep on east coast <3
Max_Mckayful: and lo, for forward was it played
El_Funko: Night JadedCynic!
Tantusar: Yay, contractual obligation!
Tantusar: also hello
Tantusar: that was... that was a weird entrance
thefoodmonger: @Lord_Hosk I thought BT mechs were one-type of ammo per weapon class, besides missiles for TTG and singleplayer.
Max_Mckayful: noice
RockPusher: jlrrCarrotmilk
Lord_ZYRK: Somewhere Adam breaks out in a cold sweat, and he doesn't know why
Lord_Hosk: Selling it to the vendors
thefoodmonger: what mech-class would a JMT chassis fall under?
Tantusar: What about nails in condensed milk?
Xenguin47: Condensed milk and nails sounds like a helluva smoothie
dumbo3k: Jaeger pays about 15 k for condensed milk
j3573rblack: factory is worst
j3573rblack: that's true
j3573rblack: I only scav into reserve really
rucdoc: factory is a meat grinder
DoodlestheGreat: Factory is fast and simple. Worrun's fave map is Factory.
Lord_Hosk: Go kill killer
Lord_Hosk: Go gettum!
innovativemethods: GEEZ that gun.
Tantusar: oooh wow that's uhhh that's some loud bangbang
Lord_Hosk: LOL
manfred909: lol
Lord_Hosk: remember you have headphones now
DoodlestheGreat: That sounds like Killa.
Despoiler98: GOD I hate the sound effects in this game its like finger nails on a chalk board your fucking footsteps are NOT THAT LOUD
Lord_Hosk: he has combat headphones on that amplify all sounds Despoiler98
LurkerSpine: why not put the rig in the backpack
Kipstar: someone's knocking at the door...
RockPusher: Stealthy
CavemanKellen: oh God we're in interchange
Lord_ZYRK: Scav no like ouchie rope seabatTROG
RockPusher: Game sound is quite hot vs voices
diamondmx: Are the headphones better to be wearing than the helmet here?
manfred909: budget storage rig
Dumori: RockPusher I don't mind that hearing steps is such a big deal
j3573rblack: game sound is hot, but tarks is always louad
Dumori: the music is a littel hot when at menues though
j3573rblack: loud*
manfred909: is that the auto pistol?
Dumori: Tarkov is lound but also quiet
RockPusher: It makes hearing Funko kinda hard with the clopping of the feet
RockPusher: Murder tetris!
j3573rblack: @manfred909 yes, one of them
RockPusher: ♫ This is the James that arranges the loot… ♫
Tantusar: I didn't know you could fill up a hammerspace!
j3573rblack: @RockPusher murder CAPITALIST tetris
CavemanKellen: deserve to get stash stuff?
DoodlestheGreat: Inventory sorting. Every loot goblin's love.
CavemanKellen: reserve*
dumbo3k: Mechanic pays more for guns than skier
DoodlestheGreat: Ragman quest.
dumbo3k: Mechanic pays more for gun stuff, so I usually sell to him unless I need to raise my money spent with a particular vendor
dumbo3k: Prapor for grenades, jaeger I usually sell condensed milk and similar stuff, he pays approximately what Therapist does for them, also knives. Generally avoid skier, he always tries to under price you. Intel stuff like diaries I sell to peacekeeper.
Dumori: dumbo3k it
Lord_Hosk: You have a lot of empty and half empty rigs in your stash now
brainbosh: Swap out that Painkiller?
RunningMonkeys: may also want something for heavy bleed as almost died to that last time
Dumori: it has a solid order Ragman>Therapist=Jager>Mechanic>Skier>Peacekeeper>Fence IRRC I'm soild about the top end not 100% on the last 2 before Fence
j3573rblack: med case is 400k right now
Ammondale: you can drink in inventory, cant you?
Ammondale: ah, I see
dumbo3k: Yes @ammondale , but doing it out of raid doesn’t give you metabolism skill
DoodlestheGreat: Meds case is a reward for "Health Care Privacy Part 5" from Therapist. There's another quest that gives one, but you're unlikely to do that.
j3573rblack: No james, stay pure!
RockPusher: Funko commuting: https://i.imgur.com/vU0DjP3.jpg
sfn____: What does upgrading the account do?
Dumori: I mean upgrade what ever account your gonna play long term, so IDK how LRR handles that later
j3573rblack: EOD is easy mode!
innovativemethods: I'm sort of just watching because y'all are having fun and it's so calming 😊
DoctorOfBeard: why isn't james wearing sunglasses like his character?
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
LurkerSpine: I'm tempted to get it, but at the same time, the sounds freak me the hell out.
dumbo3k: If you are going to play the game for more in the future, it’s probably worth upgrading. I did it finally at the Christmas sale
xantos69: Oh I think this game is really cool. But the first time I took my good loadout into the game and lost it to a random headshot I would uninstall.
Max_Mckayful: Been loving these streams. Feels like watching The Matrix, with Funko as operator. It's great.
brainbosh: Pay double normal game price to make the game more playable. :P
j3573rblack: and he's way better than anyone else at this game
DoodlestheGreat: And the Gamma
brainbosh: Gamma
rucdoc: Edge of Darkness
Ammondale: are there ingame ways to upgrade the pouch?
brainbosh: That 3x3 container is SUPER convenient
rucdoc: the biggest pouch is only avalible in game
dumbo3k: 3x3 is amazing. Changed my life
Dumori: Ammondale yeah there's a few quests and a vender plus a quest that gives you the biggest in game too buit you get more before that
j3573rblack: BETA is bought from Peacekeeper lvl 2
j3573rblack: EPSILON is the reward from Punisher
dumbo3k: Eugh, hate the punisher quest. I’m on the Aks-74u kills quest. Keep getting killed on customs by players
zatengo: i think the b11 is not worth anything anymore, skier just sells it
rucdoc: the trunk has a med bag
DoodlestheGreat: Let's go the other way from Sthurman....
rucdoc: snipe logging camp
dumbo3k: Nah James is totally equipped to kill shturman
rucdoc: you have the right rifle, wrong sight
Dumori: dumbo3k I did it with a 5-7 last wipe
j3573rblack: yeah, get on dickhead and do it
j3573rblack: nooooo...being sniped on Woods? Never
DoodlestheGreat: Sthurman uses an SVD, and he's got Terminator-level aim.
Dumori: Don't ask me why but I love doing 5-7 runs, I love me that pistol so much]
Dumori: Ringa ding ding sks is in da woods
dumbo3k: Cover has been blown!
Dumori: We wanna reload a little we dumped like half a mag at that scav
j3573rblack: it does! it also works if its just on the IR light mode
Dumori: I must have missed it
LurkerSpine: lot's of popcorn up that way though too.
dumbo3k: Popcorn? I’m not familiar with the that, in a tarkov context
Dumori: gun fire
manfred909: gunfire
Max_Mckayful: Pineapple juice - it's got the electrolytes gamers crave
dumbo3k: Ah. That makes sense
Dumori: long ranged auto fire sounds like popcorn
MWGNZ: sound of bullets going pop pop pop
dumbo3k: Thank you
DoodlestheGreat: I think a really evil thing Nikita should do is make your PMC let out a belch if he drinks an entire beverage at once.
zatengo: fwiw, the handguard can be bought of skier right now
Dumori: ^ only if one of the fizzy ones DoodlestheGreat
dumbo3k: Hehe, more likely to belch with something carbonated, like tar-cola. Stress resistance lowers your chance to burp
Dumori: What an utterly dumb Tarkov style mechanic I'd love it
xantos69: Ok, so why not loot that guy?
DoodlestheGreat: @xantos69, too exposed
dumbo3k: I think trying to get to sniper scav would be a pain, if not impossible.
64 raiders from wiggins have joined!
RockPusher: lrrJAMES mattlrBork lrrJAMES mattlrBork
Izandai: mattlrGolden mattlrGolden mattlrGolden mattlrGolden mattlrGolden mattlrGolden
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
CaptainSpam: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch ... Oh, wait, wrong channel.
Serpens77: GET WIGGLED
dumbo3k: Default is U I think
dumbo3k: o7 hi Matt!
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Tantusar: That's someone else's popcorn, don't take it.
Lord_Hosk: Chug Chug CHug
dumbo3k: Woot! Second player kill!
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Lord_Hosk: Raid, Sugar
Lord_Hosk: H202
j3573rblack: SUGAR!
dumbo3k: Ooh sugar
Aarek: eat his lunch!
j3573rblack: Sugar fleas for 66k right now
MWGNZ: no slot free for reloading
wiggins: that drinking sound is _the worst_
pimiento: no reload slot in the rig
davisbtw: sugar is expensive
Dumori: Nice shot
SeiichiSin: Are they saying Scav?
dumbo3k: Yes, scav
Stoffern: woaw
j3573rblack: Another player kill!
SeiichiSin: What are those?
dumbo3k: That colon is worth like 50k to jaeger
AlchemicalPanda: Condition Milk... Surely that has to be condensed milk, right?
angryoptimist: I dunno, maybe they call it Conditioned Milk in Australia?
Tantusar: Gun works!
Lord_Hosk: about 1 less than before
AlchemicalPanda: Funko... inquiring minds want to know
Dumori: Another good raid
62MGcobra: conditioned to be more dense
dumbo3k: Double check extract locations? I’ve goofed myself by going to an extract that wasn’t available to me
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
pimiento: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
dumbo3k: Nice
Lord_ZYRK: Russians are well known for their squeaking lrrBEEJ
dumbo3k: 2 player kills! You are a pro!
Lysander_Gustav: lots of good advice for new players
Lord_ZYRK: Wait, is Serge Russian sumiThink
RockPusher: Loot Pinata
Riiiiiiis: so when is James going to have the real Tarkov experience, where he dies all the time from enemies that he never saw?
Lord_Hosk: 150K
Dumori: Riiiiiiis we've had a few of those last week
Riiiiiiis: not nearly enough 😁
Dumori: James just has that game sense superpower
Lord_Hosk: how many load outs do we need to hang on to, we have at least 5 right now.
dumbo3k: James has died a lot less than I have in the early levels
Dumori: We should really think about selling off the old SKS maybe minimise our M14
Dumori: The m4a can loose a mag and grip
Lysander_Gustav: is there durability on the weapons, in this game?
Dumori: to save a few slots
Riiiiiiis: I soooo need an ammo case
dumbo3k: I have 4 ammo cases and it still doesn’t feel like enough
gundamschwing: Thanks for the rad and oddly relaxing stream and for making this game accessible. Night y'all. 🌙
dumbo3k: Especially now that I’ve learned to identify some good ammo names without having to inspect them
dumbo3k: BS GS is good stuff, and I often find a lot of BT GS on reserve as a good budget ammo
dumbo3k: I ignored them for so long because I never knew what they were
j3573rblack: BT fleas for around 320 a round, and the market is always flooded by reserve runners like me
j3573rblack: @Lysander_Gustav yes, but it almost never comes up. You need to shoot a gun so much to degrade it. I've always died before it became an issue
dumbo3k: I haven’t bought BT for my RPKs in ages ever since I started scavving reserve more often. I’ve got way too much of it in my ammo cases. Solidly one half of an ammo case is just FIR BT ammo from reserve scavving
ChekhovsCannon: So maybe James should hold off on upgrading his account until lvl 10 when he can buy boxes and cases?
j3573rblack: 196 cells
j3573rblack: on a scav junk
Dumori: Also currancy should auto stack when draging to a container
dumbo3k: Auto sort should auto stack stuff with the same condition type: FIR with FIR, non with non
Dumori: We also have so many guns when we include the insurance
j3573rblack: funko, what do you think of FIR? Did you play before it was a thing? I started when it was introduced, and lots of people who played before it was introduced say the before times where better
Lord_Hosk: Insurance
angryoptimist: Hopefully it's just that they're focused on other stuff at the moment, and will get to little quality-of-life stuff like that later.
j3573rblack: hahahahhahahaa
rucdoc: I mean found in raid made some things harder, which used to be too easy, and reduced some stupid stuff, but introduced other stupid stuff
Dumori: It effected quests only IIRC
dumbo3k: I actually like the FIR change myself. Feels like it puts more focus on trying to loot the map, rather than trying to rush players early and looting their bodies before they looted anything
Dumori: I mean it means you can't make money off trader restock too
rucdoc: found in raid used to only apply to some of the questsbut was expanded
DoodlestheGreat: @j3573rblack, FIR was the single greatest blow to hackers, cheaters, and RMT.
Dumori: We can probably sell the 2 UN hats the cheaper green one is better
j3573rblack: Thanks Funko
Max_Mckayful: lol
Max_Mckayful: victim of his own success
AlchemicalPanda: Send him somewhere sweaty... Thunderdome!
rucdoc: I mean, send him to the factory and that will murder him a bunch
dumbo3k: Or the resort in shoreline
Lord_Hosk: breath
rucdoc: I have a spread sheet
j3573rblack: MOE AK grip still goes for 100k right now
dumbo3k: The R11 was 1 mil just to get the gun a few weeks ago
rucdoc: nothing
rucdoc: never take anything to factory
AlchemicalPanda: Key in the pouch?
j3573rblack: @rucdoc it's for getting pistol kills
rucdoc: yeah, or you just run like I do, and only ever run pistol, becuase I'm a fool
Dumori: Pop a car in the rig
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pimiento: heya jetpixi
jetpixi: hi @pimiento !
jetpixi: hihi!
manfred909: Hi Jetpix and raiders
jetpixi: hey @manfred909 !
Lord_ZYRK: jetpixi seabatTROG /
jetpixi: Was gonna come over after so I figured I'd bring some folks with me
jetpixi: Hey Zyrk!
Dumori: can we buy a compatable mag that's a diffrent colour to keep our two BT mags in diffren mags
Dumori: I'd buy a 2nd brown mag and do the same so both BT mags are brown
Dumori: but that is just me
manfred909: I'm with you on that Dumori
Dumori: I like to know my ammo in gun with out checking
Max_Mckayful: ex^2tracts (extra extracts)
dumbo3k: Map genie is pretty good
Dumori: I want to be able to add tape or coloured bands to mags for free tbh
Dumori: so guns that don't have good other mag choices can be made to stand out
j3573rblack: also the call out names aren't the best
Dumori: cause that's a IRL strat
BootySlapper: i just toss all my ammo in at random. top off mags with just whatever's lying around. no big deal
j3573rblack: @BootySlapper Barbaric!
dumbo3k: I always get forklift spawn. :(
AlchemicalPanda: THUNDERDOME
BootySlapper: @j3573rblack im the tarkov orc
j3573rblack: Thunderdome is 90% of Factory action
rucdoc: I find the open area by 3 has many dead bodies, or the shower room hall
Dumori: We wanna go in offline and let him know the routes
Dumori: or going in the deep end
AlchemicalPanda: Can't you extrace in the office at the window?
rucdoc: you used to be able to find NVG's in the lockers
BootySlapper: only as a scav @AlchemicalPanda
AlchemicalPanda: That makes sense
Max_Mckayful: Bathroom - "I'm just here for the toilet paper"
Dumori: 12 raids 13 kills 7 deaths are just rude
rucdoc: only 41%
AlchemicalPanda: Time for a donnybrook
j3573rblack: Wait, does he have the thing for Delivery in his inven?
rucdoc: yeah kill people on factory with a pistol, and then your extract rate drops from 50ish% to like 2%
j3573rblack: His quest inven?
dumbo3k: Oh god, I did a nighttime raid with a pistol with a glock flashlight. I couldn’t see anything
j3573rblack: Delivery from the past, the docs case
j3573rblack: ahhhh
j3573rblack: ok
BootySlapper: @dumbo3k that sounds kinda fun actually.
j3573rblack: I lost that docs case 4 times
j3573rblack: Still get PTSD from it
dumbo3k: It was like phasnaphobia with the bad flashlight. Only gave light for like 5 feet, in like a one foot circle. Also can kinda see from muzzle flashes. Crazy
BootySlapper: lol
Max_Mckayful: gl, hf
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh hey did not expect to wake up to a LRR stream today
BootySlapper: i feel like the flashlight in this game does more to blind the user than it does to blind the enemy players
Tantusar: That's Monday Tarkov!
Lord_ZYRK: ThreeCats OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
Dumori: BootySlapper nah I've seen how it can be used
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
dumbo3k: Not the first five seconds, but probably the first 30-45 seconds
jetpixi: surprise!
Lord_ZYRK: spookyboi lrrSPOOP
jetpixi: LUL
rucdoc: Sorry james, I don't play west coast
dumbo3k: If you spawn in forklift, you will definitely get rushed
Tantusar: And straight to Thunderdome?
Dumori: Should have filled out rig with those f1 nades
AlchemicalPanda: Thunder
Dumori: just go full human windmill
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
j3573rblack: the TENSION!
manfred909: good hatchling
pimiento: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
BootySlapper: elfunkChunk
Lord_ZYRK: So anyway, I started choppin
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
pimiento: elfunkPopcorn
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Everyone just got the stompiest boots in this game
pimiento: these boots were made for stomping
RockPusher: Dang it we need the grenade sound alert
pimiento: hehe
Lord_ZYRK: Runnin around with cinderblocks strapped to out boots
Lord_ZYRK: Y'know, in the traditional Russian fashion lrrBEEJ
Lord_Hosk: 3 hatches and a late spawn sweatload that you murder before Take a shot down the stairway
BootySlapper: elfunkSad
Dumori: Dang
j3573rblack: ooooooo
RockPusher: elfunkSad
manfred909: elfunkSad
pimiento: elfunkSad kathle3EYE
Dumori: Flechette doing work vs t3 armour
Lysander_Gustav: dang
j3573rblack: that was well played
innovativemethods: AP shotguns, the most videogame thing ever.
j3573rblack: except for the shuffling
Tantusar: And so ends the tale of your brain.
jetpixi: damn them not being stupid
benjamin_wheeler: wait is this game not another battle royale?
dumbo3k: I mean, AP slugs make sense.
RockPusher: uno mas! uno mas!
pimiento: it's not a BR, no
Dumori: benjamin_wheeler not really
pimiento: it's an overly detailed looty shooty
dumbo3k: Looty shooty & scooty
benjamin_wheeler: holy that's immensely different from how this game was (loosely) described to me
benjamin_wheeler: also, hey you two
Dumori: It's looty shooty milly simmy
rucdoc: unless you are offline and have scav war on
innovativemethods: it's very Russian FPS
jetpixi: that scared they HECK out of me
pimiento: myself also
jetpixi: lol glad i'm not alone
Dumori: It's ok we only had red labs Kappa
rucdoc: scav war with max scavs is non stop gun fire
Dumori: benjamin_wheeler this game is 80% girds 20% guns
Riiiiiiis: yeah Tarkov tetris
Lord_ZYRK: I believe the technical term is "target" lrrBEEJ
jetpixi: Bullat Pockat
dumbo3k: I usuallly default to berkut or daypack depending on what terrain I go to
Dumori: what's in that WT rig up top?
benjamin_wheeler: so there's a lot of load out prep
j3573rblack: Whats the local time for James?
Juliamon: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:28 PM
dumbo3k: 11:30 pm
Riiiiiiis: yeah there is some prep
j3573rblack: @benjamin_wheeler there's a whole "gun building" minigame
pimiento: there's a lot of everything
DoodlestheGreat: As you get used to it, get your inventory sorted, gather gear and money, you can get prepped for runs pretty quickly.
jetpixi: it's past my bedtime too!
j3573rblack: I love that James is getting so into Tarks
AlchemicalPanda: James, I've watched you show up in Funko streams much later than this
Max_Mckayful: It's a cautionary tale
dumbo3k: Muahaha
Max_Mckayful: (and fun to watch!)
dougma: It is sooo addictive
AlchemicalPanda: @Max_Mckayful A boombox is not a toy?
dumbo3k: When are you going to play duo with Funko?
TacitusVigil: Escape From Turner. lrrJAMES
JoeKim: just play valheim with us
JoeKim: Kappa
j3573rblack: Yeah, I can't wait for someone else to make a better version of this game. Its so unique
jetpixi: i just learned what Valheim is today
jetpixi: sounds neat
pimiento: i don't know if this game works so well if it's more approachable.. like part of it is all the complexity
Lord_Hosk: Valheim!
Dumori: I think you DC not drop dead...
benjamin_wheeler: tbh I'm a huge fan of lengthy loadout prep + gear management, only to have the chance to just run in and die sub 5 min
drcanonball: Morning chat
jetpixi: the masochist way
HappyCatfish35: minecraft is og
AlchemicalPanda: A wild Wheeler appears
Lord_Hosk: I need you to show me how to build a chimney Joekim
Riiiiiiis: Ben, that sounds like you would like Tarkov then
j3573rblack: @benjamin_wheeler this is that game
jetpixi: wow
jetpixi: lol
manfred909: threat removal
Max_Mckayful: Sounds like some of Ben's MtG strats too
Stoffern: free loot!
Dumori: Look at range it's hard to tell what going on and guns off the battle feild
zatengo: my average factory time is probably sub 1 min
j3573rblack: Funko, you can play through a VPN proxy. I have a friend in Singapore that plays with us in Aus, and it works around 50% of the time
benjamin_wheeler: game sounds good
dumbo3k: I think my average factory time is like 4 minutes, but that’s just because I’m good at running away unpredictably in a panic
Dumori: this sight is starting cause it's the 3 dot EoTech
benjamin_wheeler: (acoustically speaking)
jetpixi: LUL
dumbo3k: Yeah bushes and tree branches are really audible to other people. Probably on par with sprinting
j3573rblack: This game as the best, and weirdest, sound design
benjamin_wheeler: so people can lay in the cut and wait for James to lumber on by and pick them off?
dumbo3k: Yep
Dumori: yep
dougma: scroll wheel, use it...
jetpixi: just wait for the bumbling man to appear :P
benjamin_wheeler: hmmm alright I'll have to look into grabbing this
BootySlapper: shaunfBush
dumbo3k: The surface you walk on also really affects your noise. Wooden floors and noisy, metal floors even moreso
jetpixi: playing with patience...tricky
benjamin_wheeler: always piss with a friend
j3573rblack: wow Funko...getting very cannibal up in here
Max_Mckayful: Alright stop, collaborate and listen
JonnyGlitch: Why are you still up James?!
BootySlapper: because its tarkov o'clock
Dumori: Just use string like a NERD :P
j3573rblack: oh I would LOVE to see a LRR squad try to run coms
JonnyGlitch: wait, this is that same building you were in last time I was here!
Dumori: not the middle
rucdoc: they did intro arm bands, but anyone can wear that color
dumbo3k: Extending the stock does nothing? For that smg in particular?
Soul1355: wait, extending the stock doesn't do anything?! unplayable :P
jetpixi: ooo ananas
BootySlapper: unfolding the stock is very important for most guns
dumbo3k: Good to know, thank you
dougma: therm is for still in base
rucdoc: and if you shot your buddy, they will be rather upset
Dumori: Also no lie my fav part of beeing in a group fight is to just run in a way to make them cap each other
j3573rblack: the moment just after you cap your squaddie is the absolute worst
Dumori: If it looks like your fanking stick to that plan
jetpixi: ok have good nights all! it's bed time
benjamin_wheeler: clear coms squads calm
pimiento: my first kill in pubg was a squaddie.. not my finest moment.
dumbo3k: I have managed to not team kill anyone. I have however been nearly TKed a few times, and witnessed many a TK
JonnyGlitch: I mean, killing everyone including squadmates is ok, if you kill everyone
Dumori: nothing worse than capping your own squad, cause they they where going one way you see a unknown from a diffrent direction but turns out they looped weird
j3573rblack: or HIDE their gear. As a scav playing Find the insurance fraud gear is super rewarding
dumbo3k: Standing still is a good way to get shot
Dumori: Ie they where gonna take one door but take another or a window
benjamin_wheeler: so scavs can be AI or players?
Dumori: Yes
Riiiiiiis: yes
BootySlapper: elfunkChunk
Dumori: He heard you
Riiiiiiis: when going in as a scav, you get a random set of gear
dumbo3k: My favorite scav fight was on woods, near a wood shack surrounded by barbed wire. I hit him, he ran into the barbed wire, got stuck, and just kept hurting himself on it. I just listened for about 30 seconds to him groaning
Dumori: Pffft
Dumori: I once had a whole squad of scavs running at trees
Lord_Hosk: Funko
Dumori: like 3 or 4
DoodlestheGreat: Dr. Lupo scavved into Reserve earlier with 12 minutes left.
dumbo3k: Your soda is in your backpack between the relays
benjamin_wheeler: gamer fuel just health/stam?
Lord_Hosk: You were answering lots of chat questions and james was confused
Dumori: I mean you do get exp to a point I forget the limit
BootySlapper: @DoodlestheGreat reserve is my favorite scav spot and yeah you get anywhere from 10-30m
dumbo3k: I think you get the skill points based on how much it replenishes, not just what it would have restored if you weren’t full
benjamin_wheeler: chat I promise I'm not a paid audience insert, this game looks like it tickles my fancy
Dumori: it's a few minuets depending on the skill too
Dumori: benjamin_wheeler wait till yopu get a kill on some one so much more geard and you have like 1mill of gear to get out alive with
dumbo3k: Endurance and strength is difficult to reset, since moving generates xp
BootySlapper: @benjamin_wheeler there's one or two thing that's worth warning about: 1. it's incredibly dense and homework-y 2. you often die to someone you didn't see
Dumori: that's the dragon, you keep chasing...
MAPBoardgames: lrrGREED ?
Lysander_Gustav: lrrGREED
Lord_Hosk: This game tickles a lot of itchs Wheeler
Rootpotato: @benjamin_wheeler you are almost done with dark souls
Dumori: This is "The Dark Souls" of FPS
BootySlapper: Tarkov: The Itch Tickler
Dumori: That hurt to type
dumbo3k: Running over risks players noticing you. Probably would’ve heard a scav by now
Lord_Hosk: The game is really dense though, there is a reason why james has a copilot.
benjamin_wheeler: worse eh...
benjamin_wheeler: how directional is the sound?
DoctorOfBeard: it's the dwarf fortress of russian murder tetris
Dumori: pretty good benjamin_wheeler
Dumori: if that's gonna be an issue with hearing it will hurt a little
sfn____: @DoctorOfBeard that's a hell of a description
Max_Mckayful: @DoctorOfBeard well done
benjamin_wheeler: @Dumori no, that's a good thing. I love having to focus on stuff like that
Aarek: kicking doors is fun
Lord_Hosk: make good content
j3573rblack: except there ARE some breach only doors
dumbo3k: Some breach doors do open. But most dont
j3573rblack: and theres no way to learn except by trying
Dumori: There's a little weirdness with vertical sounds and indoor vs outdoor sounds being a little wonky right now
dougma: I breached a door in a game, and I kicked it open, that was before I learned that that usually does not work
dumbo3k: Sound is very directional, but vertical sound is tricky
SrMuskrat: Why does the dwarf fortress of russian murder tetris sound like a fighting fantasy or catacombs book?
Dumori: benjamin_wheeler good good but with any hearing issue it'll effect you just as real life so I know that can be an accessability issue for folks and this game is more or less HUD less
dumbo3k: I think the other one went inside the fence but went around to the left of the house
Dumori: Very rude Scav
Dumori: teach him to watch his langauge
Stoffern: This scav seems wiley
BootySlapper: ring around the rosies
dumbo3k: I wish the game had subtitles
Dumori: Suka is bitch so he's just cussing us out
dumbo3k: What is Blyat?
Dumori: Lit to wander about as slang I thing it's used like "loose women" or "whore"
Dumori: Russian cussing is very lets say of colour for online use in english
dumbo3k: Thank you. Always been kind of curious. Does cheeki breeki translate to anything?
Dumori: It's part of a phase that's basicly a childs song that as a whole phrase means "One, two, I'm on top" it's a checkers thing
Dumori: means either Easy Peezy or take the advantage
Dumori: it's more in Tarkov as a STALKER reffrance as the bandits in STALKLER yelled it when one was moving to take a flank or to push
DoctorOfBeard: get out of here stalker
dumbo3k: Spaseba
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Dumori: Knew talking about cussing would be awrkward with auto mod
DoodlestheGreat: WAIT! Isn't that bridge an extract?
Spacecarl: What happens when the time runs out? Instant death?
BootySlapper: @Spacecarl yeah. "missing in action"
pimiento: yea you go MIA
dumbo3k: Bridge is an extract, but you need roubles to put for it
rucdoc: time runs out you are MIA
Dumori: up to 50k right
Dumori: I've seen maybe meds in the vest
Dumori: but maybe was a player scav
dumbo3k: Ooh crowbar
Dumori: some times it's hard to tell
MAPBoardgames: In the yard of that house
dumbo3k: Maybe the one in the backyard of the house on the other side
dumbo3k: With the blue fence
DoctorOfBeard: now bolt with your bolts
benjamin_wheeler: what rings you got on kappa
Dumori: Yeah I think this is why the scav pathed werid when stalking you
j3573rblack: shotgun you cal sell to jeager
BootySlapper: a whole tray of peas please
rucdoc: not sure where you store your spoon
dumbo3k: I think shotgun is worth more
JqlGirl: tactical spoon holster
Dumori: rucdoc in your rig it has it's own little pocket
MrQBear: rucdoc: insignificant pocket?
BootySlapper: nice
Lord_Hosk: Spoon goes on the front of your rig
Dumori: ^ Lord_Hosk in the molle
dumbo3k: It folds into your belt buckle
BootySlapper: lets get a duo going and examine the spoon animation
Dumori: not that every rig has molle but still that's my head canon
BootySlapper: chat how many sugar cubes do you think that you could eat in one sitting?
Lord_Hosk: This is gonna be a good run, like 4K
Lord_ZYRK: In the event you come face to face with a particularly large meal, your spoon can be mounted to the bayonet lug
Dumori: If I ever do Idea Scav cos-play I'm having a spork sticking out of a rig pocket
dumbo3k: I hate the slickers bars, because every time I see one, I want to eat a snickers
BootySlapper: you
Dumori: I used to have a pile of those bags but they whent to a thfit store before we had the Idea Rig
Dumori: (full of stuff)
benjamin_wheeler: James needs a mount
BootySlapper: ive had 1 raid where i went MIA while the extraction timer was on my screen :(
BleedingToast: LuvPeekR hello
benjamin_wheeler: Bear mount
dumbo3k: I’ve gone MIA before about 10 feet from extract before
JqlGirl: bear
MWGNZ: literal bear
Zhalkir: UAZ
Lord_ZYRK: War bear or a beat-up bicycle
Lysander_Gustav: That horrible motorcycle on tank treds
DoodlestheGreat: Just like in WOW.
BootySlapper: snowmobile
ComradeMik: this... seems late for a lrr stream
Falcataa: good morning everyone
BootySlapper: gm Falcataa
dumbo3k: I think we should use a tank for a mount
Lord_Hosk hides in a bush
benjamin_wheeler: after this James is gonna start going to bed at 4am instead of waking up then
DoodlestheGreat: I tend to be a bit more chat active at night.
pimiento: no one here but us foliage
nyquister_: Appreciation from the other side of the DateTime line :D
dumbo3k: I just want to mount an MG on a wheelbarrow and roll it around
Lord_Hosk: What is this "going to bed" you refer to?
MetalVessel: @benjamin_wheeler Getting up at 4 AM feels so much better than going to sleep at 4 AM, and yet it's the latter I'm more likely to do
BootySlapper: there's a little train in interchange that a scav is riding in. that would be the good mount
j3573rblack: Where are you Funko? WA?
benjamin_wheeler: sorry "quarter past"
JoeKim: thats me
JoeKim: and mine
Dumori: It’s a nice happy 8am here so don’t ask why I got up at like 3am
RockPusher: James helpfully staying up late for us to heckle him :D
Xenguin47: Yyyyyeeeeaaahhh... my wifey gets up at 5 for school... and my idea of a decent hour to go TO bed is 3-4a... :P
DigitalSeahorse: a LRR stream at 3am? :O
Lord_Hosk: wave that key at the door
benjamin_wheeler: 10hrs of walking over that rubble
benjamin_wheeler: debris noises A+
MrQBear: I love that sound
Kony_ftcom: Good morning everyone
wildpeaks: 'morning chatspeople, how goes the escaping today ? chyrCoffee
BootySlapper: escape is imminent
DoodlestheGreat: 7N am,mo, nice.
DoctorOfBeard: escape is in progress
dumbo3k: Good morning
BootySlapper: elfunkChunk
j3573rblack: @benjamin_wheeler theres videos of the devs recording the "walking on gravel" "walking on floorboards" "walking on tiles"
wildpeaks: happy little stroll in the forest
BootySlapper: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Juliamon: Escape is... maybe less in progress, now
Spacecarl: I love Funkos instincts immediately paying off there
Max_Mckayful: bonus scav kill, pogger
dumbo3k: Land mines are fun. Gave myself many a heart attack from them
JqlGirl: feels like it would be hard to reload with those gloves
ComradeMik: wait, so is this a PvP or PvE game? because i thought it was a PUBG knockoff
DoctorOfBeard: GG
JqlGirl: g
MAPBoardgames: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
JqlGirl: gg
pimiento: elfunkDab elfunkDab
ComradeMik: i see
Lord_Hosk: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out https://bit.ly/2zGqu0y
BootySlapper: elfunkCat
Spacecarl: Just "I wouldn't stop and loot now" seconds later get shot at.
MrQBear: Stalker, without the weird science
wildpeaks: a greed simulator
benjamin_wheeler: lose all the gear! music to my ears
samsoni1: What we doing still awake??
pimiento: just tarkin' it
Lord_Hosk: 50/50 that friend is about to say potty words to you in a DM
Max_Mckayful: The conditioned milk
wildpeaks: milk and vodka, breakfast of champions
dumbo3k: @benjamin_wheeler you can also insure your guns and armor and such, which you’ll get back in 24-36 hrs assuming no other player looted and extracted with it
Spacecarl: I love that theres insurance in the game
MrQBear: @wildpeaks Condensed Milk would probably mix better with vodka, at least??? may...be...?
DoctorOfBeard: you put that ammo in a bag, not the box
wildpeaks: the sugar version ? yeah I'd imagine so
BootySlapper: can jaeger still be cheesed with the hatchet thing?
Lord_Hosk: about 100K there an 3k exp
Dumori: More that 100k
dumbo3k: Oh the crowbar, probably sell that?
Max_Mckayful: 5 kill round was sweet
Dumori: Plus we got crowbar and some hide out stuff
dumbo3k: 2.5 k from the black knife to jaeger, 3k for the brown knife. More for anything else
pimiento: elfunkDab elfunkDab o'clock
Meark: Hey funko, did you tell james about that bitcoin you found last night?
Lord_Hosk: he did
dumbo3k: Once you get hemostats from therapist, life gets a lot easier
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, Salewa and Hemostatic bandage.
pimiento: nightmare friend
Stoffern: lrrAWESOME lrrHEART
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn
j3573rblack: thanks James and Funko
dumbo3k: 3.2k for three heavy bleeds
BootySlapper: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn
Lord_Hosk: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
RockPusher: Thank you James lrrHEART Thank you Funko elfunkHeart
dumbo3k: Thanks funko and James for the fun night!
benjamin_wheeler: ty for the stream. game looks great
RockPusher: elfunkHeart elfunkCat elfunkHeart
SK__Ren: L_ Fun Co.? :p
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite you two.
RockPusher: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Phailhammer: cya :)
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (9:26 from now).