Genie_M: speedrun, and if speedrun results is "not enough time to run again" barn stuff
TehAmelie: speedrunning a bairnraising?
TXC2: hello everybody
TehAmelie: sup
TXC2: hi TehAmelie
Didero: Hello fellow mine and/or block fans
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
TehAmelie: pretty mild night out there. i think i'll catch some air
TehAmelie: best of luck to James and the gang who may create a lot of air by making holes
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (21s from now).
Nigouki: lrrSIGNAL
Genie_M: waaaay too early :)
CAKHost: I was just going to check the stream!
CAKHost: Yay
CAKHost: lrrSIGNAL !
CAKHost: Looks like the timer is late to the stream
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> After a rather weak performance last week James, Uno, and Serge are back this week to attempt another Minecraft 3-Person Speedrun. This time, hopefully faster. 📷 ||
RebelliousUno: weak!?
LoadingReadyRun: I don't have the timer on this show
LoadingReadyRun: It starts when the song is over.
CAKHost: Ah!
TXC2: weak is a bit harsh given how aweful the seed was last week
RebelliousUno: Last week's seed Screwed us royally
TXC2: indeed
Tandtroll_OG: They’re good minecraft players, Bront
TXC2: also
TXC2: !uno
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ShortRound2099: that portal sending you back to the overworld was sad and hilarious
chris365: This song slaps
elah806: !dos
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CAKHost: What exactly causes it to mis-connect portals like that?
CAKHost: I had it happen to me a few times and I never figured it out
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Tandtroll_OG: Minecraft is witchcraft?
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TXC2: Here we GO!
sandmaelstrom: gooooooo
Genie_M: echo echo echo!
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
TXC2: good it's not just me with the doubled audio
Tandtroll_OG: Aaaaand Serge!
Orgmastron: AND SERGE
SergeYager: and meeeee
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: Hello James
CanPlayGames: Same Mine Time, Same Mine Place. Its James O'Clock. ... Wait
CAKHost: Hieee!
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, it's Speedrun 2: gotta-go-fast-aloo.
PixelArtDragon: We're here? Isn't that Adam's line?
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TXC2: Hello Uno and Serge
sandmaelstrom: the speediest of runs
Genie_M: @SergeYager ever want to do triple screen party?
TXC2: SOOOOOOOO Cold here today :p
PsychoI3oy: So are you going to do a Scav run in Factory now?
Orgmastron: GOTTA GO FAST
Tandtroll_OG: Speedyboiiiis
Didero: It's very cold here too and people already won't shut up about ice skating
chris365: @genie_m this is mainly a LRR show
stizzet: it's 2° in illinois right now. it was -8 this AM
Tandtroll_OG: Hook the island to a tugboa?
Luthien_frejya: Halifax has pretty similar weather to BC, but a little more snow
elah806: Victoria's gonna be moved sometime soon whether you want it to or not
floki4242: but then you release the creature that is under Victoria
Mcgwee: howdy!
TXC2: hello Mcgwee welcome
Genie_M: things almost turned out well
Nigouki: is twitch having a thing where anything above 480p is buffering or is that just me?
DevInsanity: I've noticed twitch struggling intermittently for the last week or so
TXC2: twitch is probably always gonna chug on 60fps
Wolfstrike_NL: Sounds like Serge did a little research :)
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LolCamAlpha: nigouki, that's been a constant issue for me for the past week
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DaMullet14: well this is a lot
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Kraest: Dang that’s a lot of month
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TemporallyAwry: Channel Point Wager on the number of eyes in the PortalFrame?
TwitchTVsFrank: didnt 1.16 lower shipwrecks a lot
Jeezy56: could grab beds for dragon killing if you're near a village
Jeezy56: fair
TXC2: right the zero eyes on the end portal, that was bad as well
Genie_M: punch that chunk!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Jeezy56: looks like ocean?
JohnLockeCole: frejasDab frejasDab frejasDab
chickenace11: HEllo eveybody
Kraest: kraestDAB
TXC2: hello chickenace11 welcome
rumplednut_skin: Hi Serge! Hi James!
brieandbacon: !uno
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TXC2: hello rumplednut_skin welcome
TXC2: !dos
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Snowcookies: #savethwcows
TheElrad: !tres
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Genie_M: will you do a dig-a-chunk speedrun together? with the _other_ rules
Didero: You can turn wood into charcoal too, right?
TXC2: pretty sure we've done a puch-a-chunk speedrun
brieandbacon: jlrrCreeper jlrrCreeper
CanPlayGames: !quote coal
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper
TXC2: !findquote coal
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CanPlayGames: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Genie_M: good haul
ACSherman: I just started playing Minecraft and I had no idea Icould carry a torch. Gamechanger.
TXC2: I guess we don't talk about fossil fuels here :p
in3iuki: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:37.
Genie_M: sing sea shanties for ships?
Jgirl13245: I think the torch carrying only works because of the graphics mode he has it on?
cassaclyzm: That was so, so good
Didero: Medium-sized Jameses
Sarah_Serinde: ;)
TXC2: She sings sea shanties on sea shore Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: they're cool folks
Spacepup: Someone should really come up with some desert bus shanties.
Snowcookies: Paul isn't here to sing
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
Genie_M: they are such a fun people - sing songs at people in sea of thieves
floki4242: yo need to play that again
AmberLampLight: Thanks for tweeting about that, James, I wasn't able to catch your stream but enjoyed watching theirs later
floki4242: you *
Orgmastron: They're also LRR fans apparently
TXC2: Spacepup Paul did at Million dollar celebration
Sarah_Serinde: Spacepup Like Paul did during the DB speadrun last month? Also the Longest Johns did a quick song of part of it so that was rad :D
Wolfstrike_NL: They seem to have a ixed location
Snowcookies: Paul has done so a few times
Sarah_Serinde: wow "speadrun" good job brain
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde Vowels are evil, don't worry about it
KiaStirling: I one-shotted a treasure on my sister's server last year... she got mad because she had the same map and didn't think I'd found that one and dug up the whole island lol
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 gabyLul
Snowcookies: He also did two DBs ago
rocketjohn: evenin all. Same seed as before or different?
Wolfstrike_NL: "Buried treasure always generates at chunk coordinate 9 on the both the X and Z axes."
Sarah_Serinde: rocketjohn Different
TXC2: hello rocketjohn different seed today
Sarah_Serinde: They're not going back to that other seed, that went poorly for them :D
ManWithThePlans: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
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TXC2: the sheer notion that there is anything scientific about minecraft, SMH Kappa
Tehbeard: Really @Wolfstrike_NL ? *notes that down*
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, it's Speedrun 2: gotta-go-fast-aloo.
Wolfstrike_NL: According to the wiki, yes
ChekhovsCannon: I think there is a way to get the treasure off the x every single time, like its dead center of the chunk or something like that
Snowcookies: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Sarah_Serinde: Probably just about all you need to know about today's plan is in the title anyway
Jeezy56: nice gold find
Genie_M: nice big pool
TXC2: the Got Lava campaign REALLY failed in the mid 90's let me tell ya Kappa
Genie_M: next to a blue flower field
JerUghMe: No one talking in chat they all really focused lol
TheElrad: James is getting bullied by a child
fry_dx: What's new?
TheElrad: there is water in a wall
rocketjohn: that tracks, for children.
TXC2: TheElrad what are you talking about, Chat hasn't said anything to him? Kappa
bartimus_thundercask: serge as a marine biologist i am insulted by your sea cucumber comment. they are beautiful creatures
TheElrad: there is water right in that one wall
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beauxdeigh: Easier to find the hole now
PsychoI3oy: jlrrCreeper
creasehearst: James really wanted a skylight
JohnLockeCole: the whole is easier to find now
TwitchTVsFrank: close the hole?
PixelArtDragon: But is that the hole story?
TXC2: has "I meant to do that" ever been said honestly?
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Bartlebad: 25 Months? That's like a quarter of a year!
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PixelArtDragon: Famous last words
TXC2: an gold
rocketjohn: why is it always basalt!
Didero: It does LOOK great though :p
rocketjohn: -16 48 -21
TemporallyAwry: Nice song for this segment :D
RayFK: You're in the nether at Pizza Tiem
RayFK: shit
TXC2: Hello RayFK
brieandbacon: go left
rocketjohn: greetings RayFK
Didero: Does this channel have a command to get the current song too?
rocketjohn: i think maybe move overland and new portal
TXC2: Didero we do not, no
Didero: I almost typed '!spotify', but that's on Jame's channel :p
TXC2: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here:
Didero: Is it always only BGC music on MoC?
Crokoking: because of the x8 factor you'll need to go very far to get a "different" nether
rocketjohn: oh yeah, good point, forgot the 8x
TXC2: Didero it's either BGC or Approaching nirvana
Genie_M: once more with a feeling
Didero: BGC is also pretty close to nirvana, TXC2 :p
brieandbacon: jlrrBreak
TXC2: Drink!
sandmaelstrom: lol
TXC2: Damn Serges, coming over here, taking James' deaths Kappa
Didero: jlrrFall
evan_333333: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:20.
Genie_M: "new" nether still looks awesome sometimes
brieandbacon: !advice
LRRbot: You can't dupe the nut.
Genie_M: reset, rerun
TXC2: Imagine if all these scream faces where replace with lrrBEEJ
KiaStirling: luck has not been with us on these runs yet. 3rd time's the charm?
rocketjohn: TXC2 that's just beej ore from snorshcraft
TwitchTVsFrank: take 2
Snowcookies: TXC2: next snorshcraft mod when
TemporallyAwry: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: rocketjohn yesm but imagine it!
TXC2: !break
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AmberLampLight: oh good, I see I got back just in time for the team's first attempt?
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ExachixKitsune: Hey friends, I missed that, what went so wrong?
Snowcookies: bad nether spwan
ExachixKitsune: oof
Wolfstrike_NL: multiple deaths, no fortress
TXC2: AmberLampLight yeap the first attempt, absolutely no bad other attempt no sir
TXC2: and we're back
rumplednut_skin: hey-o, it's a James!
Bartlebad: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Crokoking: you just have to get faster then you can restart more :P
TXC2: under 20 mins to neither is a good start i'd say
dougma: um... sunk cost fallacy means you should restart *pushes up glasses*
TemporallyAwry: @Crokoking with the pro-strats :P
sandmaelstrom: first attempt
sandmaelstrom: surely
Didero: Redo? Kappa
cookiemonster213465: wow
TemporallyAwry: I was going to make a joke about "starting on a desert island" but that's hilarious.
Genie_M: RNG welcomes you
KevinTheShark: Woooooooow
cookiemonster213465: good find
sandmaelstrom: ocean strats are legit
TXC2: Wanna restart now? Kappa
CaptainSpam: The RNG gives mixed blessings.
ShortRound2099: nice
LadyMCHall: Morning
TXC2: RNGesus Giveth and Taketh away
Nigouki: ship is just free wood
TXC2: hello LadyMCHall welcome
sandmaelstrom: look for an underwater ravine for lavva
rocketjohn: another ship off in the coral there?
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KevinTheShark: That is ridiculous
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kevenwith2es: Can graphics cards spawn in sunken ship caches? #AskFunko
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KiaStirling: nice shirt
TemporallyAwry: You did get some gold from the ship though, so it's something.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Food gonna be an issue, or is fishing fast enough?
TXC2: break down the wreck for wood?
ChekhovsCannon: plant saplings for more wood?
RandomTrivia: Whoops, almost forgot about this. Hey friends!
RandomTrivia: Serge pls
sandmaelstrom: rip
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Chezlan: Is this an actual speedrun
evan_333333: be useful james
Chezlan: Have u hired an astrophysicist yet
TXC2: as actual as LRR is gonna get :p
KevinTheShark: It's a "speedrun"
sandmaelstrom: slowrun?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's a ""speed" "run""
Chezlan: Speedwalk?
TXC2: it's more of a speed saunter
sandmaelstrom: slowwalk?
Creideiki_SE: Speed run two words?
TemporallyAwry: Just a casual speed-run. :D
CaptainSpam: A Minecraft Speedbriskjog
Didero: a hurry-ramble
rocketjohn: oh rip that show...
TwitchTVsFrank: its a power jog
Kraest: Speed lollyjog
Violentfrog: next on awesome games done in a reasonable time
KevinTheShark: It is a measured attempt towards the end of the game
TemporallyAwry: Of by one, in several dimensions :P
noSmokeFire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 51:10.
noSmokeFire: is this the second run of the day?
sandmaelstrom: yes
rocketjohn: pig forest
ChekhovsCannon: wood in the nether
rocketjohn: be careful
creasehearst: lots of hoglins
sandmaelstrom: the first one had a bad nether
Wolfstrike_NL: Yes, this is attempt 2
TemporallyAwry: foxmarFALL Ouch
sandmaelstrom: death count : 1
sandmaelstrom: death count:2
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Didero: What are they looking for in the Nether?
Sarah_Serinde: We don't need to keep a death count
rocketjohn: death counts are not fun.
TXC2: Didero a fortress to find blazes to get blaze rods
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ShortRound2099: are they looking for that endermen forest place?
Didero: Death count: irrelevant
RandomTrivia: @Didero We need a fortress for blaze rods and some piglins to trade with
IsaTheEngie: death counts are why I can't do celeste bogotterCry
Didero: Thanks for explaining, everybody!
JerUghMe: Never realized lolol
rocketjohn: what's the coords of the portal?
TXC2: we stopped the death count in very early 2016 if I recall
CaptainSpam: We used to do death counts... that was a long time ago. But those times have long passed.
brieandbacon: ah yes, the secret place
creasehearst: james back on breand
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TXC2: fell down a hole, as is tradition
SquareDotCube: jlrrFall jlrrFall
TemporallyAwry: lrrHERE
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun anyone got the coords of the portal?
Wolfstrike_NL: !onemore
rocketjohn: portal: irrelevant
KiaStirling: We believe in you :D
TXC2: Remember, the house limit is 3 do overs Kappa
RandomTrivia: The spirit of "Uh... One More" lives again!
rocketjohn: I remmeber that show
Orgmastron: RIP
kaivex: So, this time was like ten minutes faster to the nether, so this next one they'll just spawn into the nether directly, right?
steelfox13: Run it back!
kevenwith2es: lrrAWW
kruphix_god_of_value: you guys should do hypixel games with viewers
brieandbacon: Toast is done
Sarah_Serinde: That's really not their thing for these streams
ExachixKitsune: Ah good testers not non-test fire alarm activation
Didero: Going floor by floor, kicking down doors, setting fires
MyBuddySuperfly: fire alarm speedrun
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: fire alarm tests are always stressful for me
Genie_M: !seed
LRRbot: The seed for the 1.16 vanilla server is: 14916203336864
LathosTiran: TEH URN!!!!
PsychoI3oy: jlrrCoolgame
RandomTrivia: Kick in door, defeat monster, get loot. That's how it's done, right? lrrBEEJ
Harvest25: Prediction time....
Genie_M: there
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I want it to be, but I think it is not.
wynternyghtynggale: into the seed with you!
TemporallyAwry: Good Luck, Have Fun, Find Diamonds lrrAWESOME
TXC2: there's an out of date command :p
ExachixKitsune: sergeIntoTheSea
KevinTheShark: One. More. Seed!
brieandbacon: You gotta have faith-a faith-a faith, you gotta have faaaaith
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 I mean that world still exists, right? They're just not streaming on it right now
SquareDotCube: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:46:14. lrrSPOT
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde fair point
brieandbacon: haha. doody
TemporallyAwry: Another awesome track - BGC has some really good tunes.
SAJewers: villages you can also get loot like pickaxes and obsidian
KiaStirling: :D
RandomTrivia: Wait I wasn't ready! Kappa
brieandbacon: No
KiaStirling: many a tree
cookiemonster213465: Not to bad
Genie_M: mountain
Didero: No island!
cookiemonster213465: could be a lot worse
Didero: Are we going to cycle through all MtG basic lands?
ShortRound2099: ah get into the sea
Sarah_Serinde: sergeIntoTheSea
ExachixKitsune: eee foxes
steelfox13: Get into the Sea?
RandomTrivia: Focks! lrrHEART
KevinTheShark: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
TXC2: it's the eye of the taiga Kappa
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
evan_333333: u have an ax james
Didero: Serge immediately trying to ship his coworkers :p
PsychoI3oy: makes a wood axe... punches tree
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: James, it's even batter if you use the axe you just made. ;)
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DerUser94: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, it's Speedrun 2: gotta-go-fast-aloo.
Genie_M: really collecting all those land types
TemporallyAwry: That's a surprisingly good biome spread around spawn. Nice seed.
Orgmastron: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
KiaStirling: B I G C A C T U S
brieandbacon: !keikaku
Genie_M: Portal 2 ?
chrono2x: TNT useful?
Manae: Coal?
Manae: oh
Wolfstrike_NL: more string and check the 4th chest?
Nigouki: TNT the dragon
Manae: wood pick
evan_333333: Tnt gets blocks
TemporallyAwry: Bows are a good find, not amazing, but still good.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TemporallyAwry 3.6 bows. Not terrible. Not great, but not terrible.
Didero: Tame a horse to get around faster!
Genie_M: would need a saddle
TemporallyAwry: !goodideas
Genie_M: On this stream?!
Thisbymaster: why is the draw disstance so small.
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
TXC2: Thisbymaster saves on memory for the server
Didero: 'motherlode'? Sims cheats don't work in Minecraft, Serge
TXC2: hello Joda011980 welcome
PvPenguin_: is this the barebones pack?
RandomTrivia: Vanilla 1.16.5
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TemporallyAwry: 383, 1096
EliteArcanist: nice!
noSmokeFire: monkey's paw curls
SAJewers: check for loot too
TemporallyAwry: Those are supposed to be rare XD
NimrodXIV: oo, I've never seen an abandoned village
RandomTrivia: something something too improbable to happen in a speedrun topical joke goes here
Genie_M: in an endless world rare things are all around
noSmokeFire: the there
Kraest: I didn’t even know abandoned villages were a thing
steelfox13: A ghost town you might say
Master_Gunner: I've found villages that quickly *became* abandoned
brieandbacon: @steelfox13 boo
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
Genie_M: bed?
Sarah_Serinde: Look maybe the cat is living its best life
TemporallyAwry: #FreeTheCows
TehAmelie: what is a villager who leaves their village?
rocketjohn: plenty of meat on the hoof too
Sarah_Serinde: Hunting rodents and roaming the buildings
NimrodXIV: who's taking care of the cows? :(
Orgmastron: KITTY NO
ContingentCat: maybe cat likes it there
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's stop the speedrun, and make sure that cat is taken care off
TehAmelie: a nl-ager?
TehAmelie: nil-ager
noSmokeFire: the cats killed the villagers
ContingentCat: @NimrodXIV clearly the cats are farming
creasehearst: mobs incoming
Despoiler98: Cats killed and ate them
Genie_M: bell!
SquareDotCube: "That was my litterbox!"
ContingentCat: katesLol
Despoiler98: O.O
cassaclyzm: Bahaha
TheAinMAP: jlrrPit
brieandbacon: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
PsychoI3oy: jlrrPit
Snowcookies: jlrrPit
RomanGoro: jlrrPit
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh Cool Brand
Orgmastron: jlrrPit
FenrisSchafer: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
Rustpile: jlrrPit
cassaclyzm: jlrrPit jlrrPit
anclag: jlrrPit
SAJewers: health potions serge?
rocketjohn: fill that bucket james
brieandbacon: are they big and juicy?
The_ChartreuseKnight: Why is James's FOV so low?
TXC2: are we here?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ever explain yourself to the chat.
jorian57: All those websites for bow string?
TXC2: I never do lrrbot
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
TemporallyAwry: Good advice RRbot
ThePov42: @The_ChartreuseKnight I assume it's better for Punch a Chunk purposes
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KevinTheShark: @jorian57 I think you need silktouch to collect those
jorian57: Right, thanks
noSmokeFire: you can collect webs with shears. I think you need a sword to get string from them
KevinTheShark: I think this may have been too close to the lava
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Uno, build a dam.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
STALKERsoldiers: <message deleted>BUILD A DAM
RandomTrivia: Or a ditch
Sarah_Serinde: Please don't shout at them to do things
STALKERsoldiers: sorry, that was an accidental all caps
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: even if it was a really good idea. :)
TXC2: they have learn from their failures chat, it's the only way Kappa
TemporallyAwry: ooh filling in the corners, how decadent.
rocketjohn: other left james
Didero: You can tell Serge has project management experience :p
rocketjohn: green forest\1
Orgmastron: Let's get this bread! lrrHORN
rocketjohn: that's enderman zone
noSmokeFire: warped forest is good, right?
RandomTrivia: Ba lrrSALT
TemporallyAwry: Lucky Start on the warped at least. Cross fingers for a fortress
rocketjohn: gren forest is good news
Crokoking: warped forest is good. means endermen
chrono2x: Green forest will be helpful for endermen
rocketjohn: portal coords need to be noted
RandomTrivia: With the short draw distance the green fog is so menacing
gggamer34234: hi
brieandbacon: 35, 68, 129
TXC2: man how good would it be if the bassalt wasn't different hights within each block
TXC2: hello gggamer34234 welcome
cassaclyzm: cool parkour map
Izandai: Every time I've gone to the Nether or seen someone go to the Nether since the Nether update it's been basalt.
RandomTrivia: Back to parkour sooner than expected LUL
DigitalSeahorse: charleScerd I lost scarf of invisibility TWICE cause I failed to have a bed set up near enough to not die a second time on the journey to my grave
TXC2: *WAS different :p
cookiemonster213465: you can make a new portal
cookiemonster213465: in a different spot
momma_tatts: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
Rustpile: jlrrFall
TemporallyAwry: Well, enderman won't be too hard to find at least.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's the ultra-rare nether desert biome.
brieandbacon: You know what you did, Uno
MagicaKing: Hi! Do you think you will at all stream Valorant again?
ChekhovsCannon: I believe!
DigitalSeahorse: I like slimes, I named one George
RandomTrivia: @cookiemonster213465 If they made a new portal in the overworld within 100~ blocks it would link back to the existing one
RandomTrivia: Welp
Izandai: oops
cookiemonster213465: oh really
cassaclyzm: My heart
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
TXC2: well shit
Snowcookies: jlrrFall jlrrFacepalm
rocketjohn: oof.
NimrodXIV: fallcount +1
TheAinMAP: jlrrFacepalm
Ceribai: I jumped
Rustpile: jlrrFall
RandomTrivia: JAMES! One job!
brieandbacon: jlrrFall
rocketjohn: that was a jumpfor some reason.
Orgmastron: F
noSmokeFire: james playing the part of "the other shoe"
rocketjohn: i think that calls it for the run tbh
dougma: NotLikeThis
Barb4rian: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFall
brieandbacon: o7
Sarah_Serinde: At least you set a spawn point?
Mantafold: jlrrFall
TheElrad: restart time?
rocketjohn: like 80 blocks
brieandbacon: follow the sandstone brick road?
creasehearst: you missed a jump down below here
kaivex: The way fortresses tend to be buried is also rough.
ggodopaste: try building portal at the ruined portal?
Ceribai: follow the sandstone brick road
Ceribai: it's a very pale yellow, almost works
cookiemonster213465: running
Izandai: Get lucky.
ContingentCat: be lucky
TehAmelie: i'd search in a widening spiral, like a desperate madman
brieandbacon: Git güd?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Channel your inner buttsoft.
TheElrad: mod minecraft to get easier fortress spawns? :p
DentedPockets: Use an elytra to fly around
RandomTrivia: Thanks LRRbot
ExachixKitsune: !badadvice
LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
cookiemonster213465: drop
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Crank up view distance? Is that a thing?
brieandbacon: it's easy to get down
evan_333333: i now that speedrunners divide the nether into quadrants and develop some sort of algorithm
chrono2x: Turn up draw distance, if you can?
rocketjohn: wow, good work
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrHORN
RomanGoro: Is it worth raising the draw distance for those open spaces?
LurkerSpine: optifine is cheats
rocketjohn: that's cheating, i think
ExachixKitsune: I mean, optifine's it's own category right?
SAJewers: this post says go east or west:
vadorxx_: hi
RandomTrivia: Look who it is!
Didero: The Speedrun dot com Minecraft rules specifically say you aren't allowed to use Optifine
TXC2: hello vadorxx_ welcome
rocketjohn: and i guess that one you just keep going forever
RandomTrivia: They still generate like that Serge
TXC2: East-west Neither bowl
evan_333333: serge is correct
rocketjohn: that makes sense if they generate that way
noSmokeFire: east-west *from an existing fortress*, isn't it?
kaivex: I thought that changed with the nether update, but idk for sure.
IsaTheEngie: F
RandomTrivia: Every couple of hundred blocks I think
ContingentCat: F
GhostValv: F
cookiemonster213465: f
TwitchTVsFrank: f
RandomTrivia: F for Uno
LurkerSpine: so I've been in work meetings all day, did they have any successful runs?
PixelArtDragon: F
brieandbacon: o7
Ceribai: F o7
TXC2: !uno
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TehAmelie: you can pretty ,much always crank up the view distance until the game slows down and you end up searching slower
rocketjohn: well, at all, because they are bigger in one direction than the other, so you are more likely to cross paths
RandomTrivia: Oops
wench_tacular: F
rocketjohn: yeah james is your view distance well up?
creasehearst: time to pave
brieandbacon: jlrrFall
TXC2: well that's ballgame
RandomTrivia: Pave time
cookiemonster213465: One More!
cassaclyzm: This is the one
SAJewers: that thread also notes fortresses are more rarer in 1.16
KiaStirling: 4th time's the charm :P
TheAinMAP: Once more.
IsaTheEngie: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh one more?
GhostValv: doodOne
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: attempt Thor
Snowcookies: how is this stream the one they have the most speedrun issues with
PixelArtDragon: You know what they say: fourth time's the charm
RomanGoro: Their good luck ran out
PixelArtDragon: Just cheat the RNG 4head
LoadingReadyRun: what a damn banger
RomanGoro: And I mean, the first time they tried to speedrun they had a fortress right at their nether spawn
LoadingReadyRun: Yah, we got super lucky last week with the nether
RandomTrivia gets thoroughly wubbed
LoadingReadyRun: we just need that again
LoadingReadyRun: here's hoping
DentedPockets: Just gotta believe in the heart of the cards.
TemporallyAwry: I'm personally not the biggest fan of "rng speedruns" - but this has been pretty fun.
steelfox13: Just be, the very best
impoftheperverse: the craft of the mine
LoadingReadyRun: I would also put """""speedrun"""" in heavy quotations :P
TehAmelie: my family has an expression that could be translated to "third time's the charm, fourth time's the deal, fifth time's the harm, sixth time's for real"
TXC2: and we're back
TemporallyAwry: Oh. Giant Quotation marks would be a good Emote.
steelfox13: Server speedrun
kaivex: Server-restart speedrun!
RandomTrivia: ServerRestart%
Genie_M: well, it's .... A speedrun
TheElrad: aren't you a bit late with starting Mine O'clock today? since this is cearly your first run? :p
ShortRound2099: no one ever asks about hte back end speedruns
elah806: Listen, Creeperhost's backend is a NIGHTMARE, good on you for knowing how to use it
Genie_M: it was 15-ish
TXC2: consistently under 20 mins to neither is good
Genie_M: village was a great income
ChekhovsCannon: And sorta a lack of building blocks
TXC2: what is the only tool we need?
TXC2: !findquote tool
LRRbot: Quote #2646: "I'm sorry. I don't have any meat-related tools." —Ian [2016-05-30]
Greypelt: "if we find a village, we need to kill them" - That's a good quote to tune the into the stream
ChekhovsCannon: You might find a shield to be good when dealing with blazes too
TXC2: less "it takes a village" and more we take the village, by force Kappa
Wolfstrike_NL: Bucket-Flint and Steel - Iron Axe / Pickaxe are the essentials I think
TehAmelie: shufti is a fun word
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Is James's avatar wearing the pride shirt? I don't think I've noticed that before
Genie_M: yep
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP Bees lrrSPOOP
kaivex: I feel like nether rng is probably more than overworld biomes, tbh.
KevinTheShark: !uno
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TXC2: !dos
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !tres
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TXC2: !shi
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TXC2: !vagh
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KevinTheShark: :D wow. I did not know about the subsequent commands
Xed_Regulus: Wait, is that Klingon?
RomanGoro: I didn't know about vagh, what is that?
ShortRound2099: I love those commands along with updog. feels like LRR easter eggs
TXC2: Xed_Regulus sure is
TXC2: RomanGoro klingon, added about 2 weeks ago
Xed_Regulus: You never know what you'll see in this chat
Harvest25: underwater monument behind you. usually chests in it
RandomTrivia: You can thank DarkMorford for that one (iirc)
Harvest25: a while ago now
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I feel like if I was to see klingon anywhere, it'd be here
Sarah_Serinde: I thought the Klingon was MangledPixel?
RandomTrivia: Oh right, my bad
TXC2: the Klingon was indeed Mangledpixel
RandomTrivia: I knew it was one of those old hands
TXC2: Like a Lara Croft level there
PendelSteven: 'Ello
TXC2: hello PendelSteven welcome
PendelSteven: I'm Away from Audio, since I'm watching 'Het Geheim van de Meester' again. 'The Secret of the Master'. Doesn't ring as well in English.
Malazim: TNT to open up the boat some
PendelSteven: But you can do "Master's Secret" in English
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TXC2: KingKool2099 Twitch has been known to make people unfollow for some reason
PendelSteven: Anyhow in this episode: Rachel Ruysch
KingKool2099: Yuk
PendelSteven: a 17th century Dutch painter
PendelSteven: and yes, female
kat2kool: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
Sarah_Serinde: PendelSteven This chat isn't really an appropriate place to talk about something else you're currently watching
Arclight_Dynamo: Dang Minecraft cats sound close enough to my cat that I always think it' him. :D
Arclight_Dynamo: *it's
PendelSteven: Ok I know, sorry
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
kaivex: #SleepProblems
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: "Oh god, a Creeper" *distant boom*
IsaTheEngie: nothing quite like "oh god a creeper" (explosion noises)
TXC2: "My Bed is surround by Zombies" A Novel by Tina Belchur Kappa
dougma: reset your bed james, you broke it
beetboxben: hey james how are you
steelfox13: @txc2 " A mildly erotic story"
PendelSteven: I'm just glad to see there is no snow here
Arclight_Dynamo: Why does this tiny village need so many churches?
TXC2: steelfox13 Mildly? Kappa
electra310: Religious schism among the villagers
steelfox13: @txc2 Well, if it's Tina yeah.
RandomTrivia: Some of them have been converted into flats
RandomTrivia: Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: You guys are gonna submit this category for GDQ, right?
STALKERsoldiers: you have it james
TXC2: No joke, there are 5 Churches within 15 mins of where I live :p
PendelSteven: In the 90s we had four churches, one holy house and a mosque in my town
electra310: First Church of Block, Second Church of Block, First Church of Block Reformed, etc
Arclight_Dynamo: @TXC2 Do you also live in a village with, at most, twenty people living in it? :p
kat2kool: Oh same, there are sooo many churches where I live
ShhIAmARealCat: @txc2 texas? same but probably closer to 25-30
ExachixKitsune: !cursed
ExachixKitsune: wait wrong chat
TXC2: Arclight_Dynamo No, I live suburb, so fair point there
RomanGoro: Atarkaaaaa! :P
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PendelSteven: Roman Catholic, Dutch Reformed... And then I have to think what the other two are in English
PendelSteven: well, were
Izandai: PrideLaugh
TXC2: ShhIAmARealCat No I live in a Town In the UK with one of the oldest chathdrells in it, so Churches just prop up here and there :p
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang
RandomTrivia: Woah that's a good ruined portal
Jeezy56: neat
GhostValv: D:
PendelSteven: Liberated Reformed and...
KiaStirling: gotta love those busted portals
Izandai: PrideLaugh jesus fuck
brieandbacon: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Sarah_Serinde: Now if the nether could just be kind to us this run...
GhostValv: streamer loot
RandomTrivia: We have a run!
TemporallyAwry: That'll be a really fun 7 seconds of efficiency :P
SAJewers: remember so you don't need as much lava?
IsaTheEngie: James is about to get that netherrack to go brrrrr
Izandai: @LoadingReadyRun Protip: The buried treasure is always in the 9x9 spot in the chunk.
DeM0nFiRe: Also I live in a big US city so there's probably 5 churches within like 2 miles of me lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: jlrrBreak
KiaStirling: all you had to do was ask :)
PendelSteven: wel, I dunno, another reformed church
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Welp
PendelSteven: as you might know most of Dutch is protestant historically
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
IsaTheEngie: Hmm
RandomTrivia: Server pls
NimrodXIV: wut
jesskay: boats are the flying of the sea
creasehearst: this just in: sailing is now flying
TheElrad: James, what were you trying to do?
PendelSteven: apart from the south, which is catholic and well
Didero: You were speedrunning TOO FAST
STALKERsoldiers: boating, swimming, same thing
brieandbacon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
IsaTheEngie: I had that happen when using scaffolding once
SAJewers: jlrrCoolgame
PendelSteven: we've pretty much always had a catholic and a protestant church in my town over the centuries
PendelSteven: borderlife much?
kaivex: Yeah, but a good nether could still save the run,
TXC2: slower start = fast neither maybe?
PendelSteven: Anyhow, multilple churches in a town are common in the Netherlands at least
Arclight_Dynamo: Will gold picks mine obsidian?
RandomTrivia: Nope
TheElrad: don't you have a portal that's only missing like 2 pieces of obsidian?
Arclight_Dynamo: Welp.
RandomTrivia: The ruined portal was a fair way off
Orgmastron: jlrrBreak
RandomTrivia: What a great pi- and it's broken. The story of every enchanted Gold tool ever
Izandai: @TheElrad It's missing more than 2, and there's some crying obsidion they would need to break to finish it.
PixelArtDragon: @PendelSteven Reminds me of a Jewish joke about how many synagogues someone would build if they were stranded on a deserted island. The answer is three- one for weekdays, one for the Sabbath, and one to never be seen dead going into
rocketjohn: yes
Izandai: @PixelArtDragon PrideLaugh
TXC2: enough never is
STALKERsoldiers: i recoomend a dam before continuing
RandomTrivia: You can drop the water from the top and place Lava inside it
Izandai: Reminds me of a joke I heard recently: Take a protestant fishing and he'll drink all your beer. Take two protestants fishing and you'll have all the beer to yourself.
Crokoking: you can just place a water stream at the top and place the lava later. it's much easer
PixelArtDragon: Have you considered a lava canal? sergeCanal
Arclight_Dynamo: Living dangerously. :D
Izandai: James putting the bucketing skills he's been honing over the past months to good use.
IsaTheEngie: you've seen MLG water. now get ready for MLG lava.
Sarah_Serinde: Nice, james
Didero: Man, James is good at this
STALKERsoldiers: that was IMPRESSIVE james
Harvest25: not bad
rocketjohn: wow james
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rocketjohn: is view distance up james?
Monocerotis2010: you wont die from fall damage this time
Rhonlore: Lets goooo
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PendelSteven: Wow
PendelSteven: Still new recipes learned?
RandomTrivia: It's probably the carrots
Izandai: You're wearing gold, James.
Arclight_Dynamo: You also have a BUCNH of clerics in your village - you might be able to trade with them for pearls.
Arclight_Dynamo: *bunch, even
PendelSteven: So, what's our current objective?
Izandai: Oh right mining gold makes them mad.
PendelSteven: Ah, gold
Arclight_Dynamo: @PendelSteven Nether fortress for blaze rods.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
brieandbacon: !murder
RandomTrivia: Oh that ghast wants your blood
rocketjohn: ah. basalt, our favourite
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
STALKERsoldiers: that was horrifying
TXC2: the run being saved by the neither is but a distant dream now :p
kaivex: This is your hole. You made it for you.
brieandbacon: It's playing with James
RandomTrivia: To be fair, lots of things die in the Nether. This run just happens to be one of them
rocketjohn: well you don't have time to restart now so you might as well keep hunting
Didero: The 1.17 update isn't going to change the Nether (much), is it? So these speedruns won't go better with that version?
TXC2: Ghasts: the King Kongs of minecraft
rocketjohn: remembering go east/west
Snowcookies: It's firing at James, Uno
TXC2: Didero 1.17 probably will do nothing to the nither, no
TheElrad: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Demons Tilt) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (1:31 from now).
TehAmelie: is it me or is the backward cat sounding creepier than usual today?
Arclight_Dynamo: The best articulation of the fortress east/west spawning thing I've seen yet: "If you don't see a Nether Fortress within 100 blocks or so north/south of your starting position, it's best to search diagonally or east/west. If you continue searching north/south, you may be between strips and never find one."
Didero: Thanks for answering this and all my other questions, TXC2, you're very friendly and helpful :)
Izandai: @TehAmelie PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: That was close...
TXC2: Didero thanks, I try lrrHEART
PixelArtDragon: Instant death: just add lava!
Harvest25: Only 28 min in.
rocketjohn: lava and a pinch of gravity
steelfox13: Have you tried turning it off and on again... 5 times?
RandomTrivia: The run is brickwalled by lack of a fortress
Sarah_Serinde: At some point you'll run out of time to do a full run if you keep restarting, right?
Didero: Parkour!
Izandai: I don't think the run is dead, though it's gonna be very bad if it finishes.
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde I'd say we've passed that point
PixelArtDragon: Why all the hate for basalt? It looks so pretty
rocketjohn: it's like naturally spawned parkour.
Wolfstrike_NL: Bastions hold loads of gold normally
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Yeah it does seem likely
TemporallyAwry: RNG has a real weird sense of humor.
TehAmelie: how much of the Nether is made up of forts? the odds may still check out
RandomTrivia: Bastions are made of Blackstone, Basalt and DEATH
TXC2: Uno mas?
Izandai: Uno mas?
ExachixKitsune: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
TheAinMAP: One more?
PendelSteven: Java Edotopm {artuP!
TheElrad: !due
Monocerotis2010: you mean Uno, Uno Mas?
RandomTrivia: !quote 2098
LRRbot: Quote #2098: "OK, that plan isn't working. I've determined that by dying 10 times." —Paul [2016-03-14]
RomanGoro: ¡U no Más! ¡U no Más!
KevinTheShark: !dos
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Sarah_Serinde: So James, I didn't notice if you saw Arclight's comment a little way up in chat, seems like good advice for hunting for the fortress?
PendelSteven: Oh Oh
PendelSteven: I meant Java Edition partyO!
RebelliousUno: !vagh
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TheElrad: !tres
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Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, fair
TXC2: !shi
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RandomTrivia: You can only go the way the Nether allows
TheElrad: !vier
Arclight_Dynamo: Basically, so long as you aren't going straight N/S, you're making progress.
RandomTrivia: If East/West is 2 lava lakes, you're going North/South
TXC2: there's a system RebelliousUno we gotta go in order Kappa
PendelSteven: You can tell I had my right hand one to the right since my i was an o
TwitchTVsFrank: set seed run?
PendelSteven: It happens to people who type blind
TXC2: !next
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Sarah_Serinde: I believe in you gabyLul
Arclight_Dynamo: Actually, might it be faster to run around in the lava on a strider?
RandomTrivia: This is the run, let's gooooo! ysbrydHype benginHype
TXC2: numiro cinco
TheElrad: First try
PendelSteven: Numero
TXC2: PendelSteven thank you
rocketjohn: door!
vegetalss4: What's the point of the door?
RomanGoro: I mean, if you're going to correct someone's spelling do it right, it's Número :)
rocketjohn: breathing underwater
Sarah_Serinde: Rude, Uno's chat :P
Arclight_Dynamo: @vegetalss4 James might find a ship, and this lets him breathe under water.
PendelSteven: you can even remembre it in English, since it's nUmbEr --> nUmEro
TXC2: vegetalss4 it stops water while under water
PendelSteven: but in English we spell remember :)
rocketjohn: kevintheshark will eat your boat
KevinTheShark: I will
Tandtroll_OG: Mountains could mean open lava pool?
vegetalss4: Impressive. Thanks @rocketjohn @Arclight_Dynamo @TXC2
TXC2: PendelSteven thanks for the advice, Vowels are not my strong point
PixelArtDragon: It's weird seeing the lava do its initial flow- it makes me feel like you're on a truly freshly created world
RandomTrivia: WAT
RandomTrivia: Oooooh
Didero: This looks like a fun seed
chrono2x: Bed?
Didero: I'd live in that village
creasehearst: i think the best you can get is pumpkins
TXC2: this village has a dock, that is neat
Tandtroll_OG: Pumpkins
TemporallyAwry: You're get some really weird really cool world-gen.
TehAmelie: fiat lux
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: James roleplaying a viking pillager just now
PendelSteven: technically my town does or doesn't have a dock
PendelSteven: It kind of depens how far you stretch what's part of my town
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
PsychoI3oy: jlrrPit
brieandbacon: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
FenrisSchafer: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
Doonis13: take the furnaces?
PendelSteven: well our port is about 750 metres west of the most west part of town, so +-
OldManJohnsonMB: I love that speedrunning this game requires just robbing villages blind
PendelSteven: That's mostly since the old waterway to town are now two creeks
PendelSteven: before that we had docks in town
Jeezy56: you *could* hit the golem for iron, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: You ran past it.
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rainbowolf13: On the dock
creasehearst: other side of that little peninsula
FaithlessLooting: back the same way
rocketjohn: other side
TXC2: Good Reference Serge
PendelSteven: and 750 m is about half a mile
Arclight_Dynamo: Farther inland.
FaithlessLooting: further around
RandomTrivia: The OTHER dock
Harvest25: right
FaithlessLooting: next house
rainbowolf13: Other side
OldManJohnsonMB: Closer to the building that connects to the rest of the village
RomanGoro: There's two docks
TXC2: the south Dock
SniperPumpkin: right side of the village
rainbowolf13: There are two docks
RandomTrivia: For once James, DON'T go left
rocketjohn: other side from there
Tandtroll_OG: Other side
TwitchTVsFrank: the itchy dock
kevenwith2es: James forgot his extraction point NotLikeThis
TehAmelie: since the days of Serge's sadness machines i can't think of villagers as even npcs, they're just resources
rocketjohn: ok, "Berge"
PendelSteven: as you know, most of inland transport is now done with trucks
PendelSteven: so no wonder we moved our port further towards the channel
TehAmelie: i think the boat liked the music
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Jeezy56: esports ready
TXC2: Minecraft: the flawless masterpiece
amras0x00: what's the goal with finding sunken treasure? What's James hoping to find that'll make the run faster?
Didero: Is this... ice?
TXC2: indeed ice
creasehearst: have you found a creeper spawner?
Didero: Random tiny ice-land
Sarah_Serinde: amras0x00 Iron, food, I think there's a chance of diamonds
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe other materials I can't remember
amras0x00: faster than strip mining I guess?
RomanGoro: SCU!
RomanGoro: I mean....
creasehearst: ooh, crash 4 just got announced to be coming to all other platforms on march 12th
PixelArtDragon: The worst ravine to which you've ever been1
TehAmelie: chests can have just about anything huh. just a very low chance
NightWingMistHawk: Howdy chat! How goes the run of speed?
Orgmastron: I understood that reference @romangoro
Sarah_Serinde: amras0x00 Sounds like it can be, yeah. Plus they have the other two players doing mining while James does this
TXC2: Hello NightWingMistHawk welcome
RandomTrivia: @NightWingMistHawk Definitely haven't restarted four times. Nope. :D
RomanGoro: NightWingMistHawk we're at the 5th attempt
NightWingMistHawk: Woof :D
TehAmelie: James is loaded for a pajama party
Sarah_Serinde: rude
TXC2: "why Can't I be your friend?"
PixelArtDragon: You stole the bed and then told them it's not for them? I feel like there's a metaphor in there for something...
TXC2: PixelArtDragon Capitalism Kappa
kat2kool: @PixelArtDragon colonialism?
brieandbacon: @pixelartdragon the British Museum?
Sarah_Serinde: same answer :P
amras0x00: @PixelArtDragon look, James can't be held responsible for what past James may or may not have done to get that bed
PendelSteven: Check your recipe book
Sarah_Serinde: Why?
TemporallyAwry: And a mineshaft on the right :P
brieandbacon: jlrrCreeper
TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper
TXC2: Crisis averted there :p
Snowcookies: yay curses
CaptainSpam: Atarkaaaaaaa! *shakes fist*
rocketjohn: ravine with no lava is slightly unfair
TXC2: with the Cursed seed and all :p
TheElrad: you can't prove that that happened, James
kat2kool: ravines: sooooo inn
TemporallyAwry: Better Lucky than Good lrrSACK
TemporallyAwry: Maybe this time build a wall to protect the lava from spillage?
Sarah_Serinde: They did that last time
rocketjohn: flint / steel?
in3iuki: Is this the second run?
TXC2: in3iuki this is the 5th run
CaptainSpam: Eh... not the second...
RandomTrivia: Yes... Second...
TXC2: so all tropical fish in this game are Fugu then?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh no!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: good gif @RandomTrivia
Sarah_Serinde: welp
der_fisch86: oh noooo
rocketjohn: too low!
RandomTrivia: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Thank you lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Barb4rian: Too small
der_fisch86: take less time to start over I imagine
PendelSteven: I've go audio now
TXC2: der_fisch86 space is also an issue
chuckaw1977: music?
rocketjohn: it does yeah
CaptainSpam: Man, sure glad doing things like that don't cost tons of durability!
RandomTrivia: 41.7 seconds apparently
RandomTrivia: per block
rocketjohn: just make a water stream and then place lava buckets..
RandomTrivia: Apparently James has never placed lava directly into water
amras0x00: @rocketjohn that might be faster, but this is much more dramatic
Jeezy56: come on fortress
RandomTrivia: Oh this doesn't look great
TXC2: ooh watch the hole in the floor there
KiaStirling: watch out for holes
kaivex: Heeere fortress...
PixelArtDragon: See, Serge? James found a use for diorite!
Tandtroll_OG: Diamond pick to disassemble portal?
RomanGoro: Is it worth it to make a chest here?
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RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon What is this blasphemy?! lrrBEEJ
Arclight_Dynamo: @RomanGoro Might be.
ChekhovsCannon: Is a shield maybe worth it?
LurkerSpine: are they still on attempt 4?
RandomTrivia: Attempt 5 now
TXC2: LurkerSpine number 5 now
LurkerSpine: oh boy
Arclight_Dynamo: Would it be faster to find a strider and run around the lava sea?
TXC2: yeah the neither has been our nemesis today
RomanGoro: jlrrCooltunes
RomanGoro: ?
rocketjohn: eat something james..
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo They'd need...I think a saddle, fishing rod, and food for that
Sarah_Serinde: I forget if it's a specific plant
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Ooh, right...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Arclight_Dynamo: -115 38 -285
TheElrad: -285
Ceribai: no1YAY EZ!
TXC2: "SUCCEES: that's the way you spell success"
Wolfstrike_NL: Minus 285!
ChekhovsCannon: YAY FORTRESS!
ContingentCat: it's not 4:20 yet, not time to Blaze it
Luthien_frejya: little past 4:20 here... close enough
CodeGorilla: Don't forget your fire resistance
TemporallyAwry: That Fire Prot. Tunic might be good here.
RomanGoro: It's always 4:20 somewhere
dougma: gee if only james had fire protection armor
Arclight_Dynamo: Pffft.
TXC2: we don't know Serge, you never told us,
brieandbacon: James 'Professional Minecrafter' Turner...
TimeToFry: WutFace
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE gabyFine
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
RomanGoro: I heard you wanted blazes....
TheElrad: James, may I intrest you in a sturdy shield?
Sarah_Serinde: also, remember
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TemporallyAwry: Welp, time to find a different spawner, that one's occupied.
Barb4rian: Quad spawn o.O
KevinTheShark: You can find the portal if you just follow the soul sand
kat2kool: oh god
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] Googily moogily that's so many!"
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ChekhovsCannon: :'(
TemporallyAwry: So ... Competitive Barn Speedrun?
rocketjohn: oh noes
Jeezy56: cool game
RandomTrivia: This is gonna be one of those clips that never fails to make me giggle
chrono2x: Review of your speedrunning experiences?
LurkerSpine: 5?
TXC2: 5 runs
KevinTheShark: *5 runs
ContingentCat: the pro strat of being lucky
Arclight_Dynamo: Does it need to be random seed?
LurkerSpine: Couriway on YouTube has what seems to be good speed running tips.
kaivex: Could you prep some backup worlds?
ContingentCat: three minutes isn't bad
kat2kool: @Arclight_Dynamo I think that's their preference
TXC2: would a set seed help next time?
TXC2: fair enough
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
RandomTrivia: Set Seed is about optimization and execution, rather than reacting on the fly to worldgen
Didero: Chat could try to find a decent seed and then give you the seed without telling you anything else about it, maybe?
Tuxedo988: how's everyone doing today?
RomanGoro: A stream set seed runs could be fun too, like try to do a couple runs and beat your own time
TXC2: Hello Tuxedo988 welcome
DeM0nFiRe: Didero That would kind of be against the spirit of random seed (and idk if a leaderboard exists for 3 player speedruns but I would assume that would be disallowed if so)
Tuxedo988: thanks!
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kaivex: Yeah, it kinda seems like bad overworld is fun challenge, but bad nether.. isn't.
TXC2: DeM0nFiRe there is a leaderboard
Didero: @DeM0nFiRe That makes sense, but they're alreayd doing some things that makes this run probably inelligible for actual speedrun dot com inclusion
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Uno and Serge
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
Greypelt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Demons Tilt) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (50m from now).
ContingentCat: Thanks James, Uno, and Serge lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Serge, Uno, and James!
TXC2: !events
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rainbowolf13: Thank you all!
Snowcookies: Yay Paul
LordZarano: ooh!
RebelliousUno: For KARL
Orgmastron: Paul! POG
Greypelt: Yay! Paul! :D
DeM0nFiRe: \o/ lrrPAUL
kat2kool: Ooooh!
DarthRagnar815: Paul? gabyWow
RebelliousUno: Rock and Stone!
Didero: And tomorrow morning James and Serge will be streaming on their homestreams too (though not together)
Didero: Or is tomorrow Serge's homestream day off?
Sarah_Serinde: I remember seeing the opening of that and it was so good
ContingentCat: yeah coming up on all the anniversaries of the last thing people did before everything changed is weird
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Demons Tilt) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (48m from now).
TwitchTVsFrank: dont forget to design a barn
Didero: !homestreams
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Snowcookies: Bye
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TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi TXC2
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2