ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
Bobtheninjagoldfish: o/
iris_of_ether: !next
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greatwahooney: Hello chat
anbuagent12: Hai Everbodie!
DeM0nFiRe: o/
TehAmelie: yo
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ready for some valentines Cardboard fun?
ihlendrax: !next
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anbuagent12: Im ready to have my heart broken by pack 3
greatwahooney: I haven't watched a funpuff live in a while
TehAmelie: more magic than usual in these cards today eh
DeM0nFiRe: The magic of love and friendship!
greatwahooney: more magic in the cards? is it because they're double faced?
greatwahooney: :v
anbuagent12: I feel like there's a joke to be made about a Double-Faced card and a significant other cheating on you. Someone get on that.
IbunWest: Perhaps even triple faced.
ihlendrax: I have the magic and love of two dogs who said it was too cold outside. LOL! -6°F is apparently too cold for them.
ihlendrax: Normally they want walks, even in the midst of a blizzard.
kewkyc: heck it'd be too cold for me too!
WowoT: !next
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: they were saying that they did draft decks for each other, but I'm not sure it was a 'Strictly Worse" kinda thing
DarkMorford: Hey gang!
Snowcookies: I hate resume making
TehAmelie: hmm did they make decks for a specific person or random?
vellebastet: @darkmorford Hello!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: that we don't know
lexoram: lrrbot is good! thanks!
kewkyc: I remember them saying yesterday that they don't know who got what
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BusTed: Hey all.
ic52404: I rewatched Friday nights over the last couple days. Man, this pandemic sucks. There’s no way they can do something for Friday Nights during the pandemic?
vermilionmana: Happy lunar news year all
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello to all the new comers
SnowBuddy18: I'm kind of hoping for a Secret Valentine scenario
oneiropticon: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
SnowBuddy18: or for a pink elephant gift exchange
Bobtheninjagoldfish is prepared
RandomTrivia gets prepared
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: @RandomTrivia great minds
TehAmelie: i think pink elephant means something else
SnowBuddy18 is scared of being prepared
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Seabats: hell yeah POGCHAMPS in chat
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sheer_falacy: don't think about pink elephants
RandomTrivia: @Bobtheninjagoldfish The hivemind must survive!
JokerBoney: jokerb2Cowtech
MadWolf1290: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SnowBuddy18: @TehAmelie shhh, it's white elephant but pink for Valentine's Day
IbunWest: PridePog
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vellebastet: IT BEGINS
TehAmelie: ahoy!
Gaytanic_Panic: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO serfYell
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asthanius: Smells like valumtimes
TheWriterAleph: eww.
sheer_falacy: can I unsmell it?
TheWooglie: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
vellebastet: Oh no
GhostValv: lrrHEART
ChrisGMiller: Wow, this is a group of people with great hair
RandomTrivia: LUL
MadWolf1290: Ben?
Gaytanic_Panic: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove
JakeRebadaviaXD: ooh a candle scenet
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I thought it was Carbon Monoxide
Snowcookies: lol cam
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GhostValv: cinnamon and desperation :)
MechaNoelle: zoeyTR viking64Friendo
Earthenone: if love is in the air you are not properly isolated
ic52404: Strong notes of simic slaw
cuttlefishman: "fun"
AirTony7: I can smell it. Is this what the Rock is cooking?
vellebastet: This will be interesting
hold_no_carter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
hold_no_carter: *honk*
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romandude1212: Love? Thought there was a gas leak
TheWooglie: so enthusiastic
SnowBuddy18: @Earthenone what if you're isolated with your loved one(s)?
vellebastet: kathle3EYE kathle3TRI kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX
MadWolf1290: what a range of emotions
TehAmelie: Ben used to be a Love Doctor
sheer_falacy: wait what, you're not the experts on a Man's Romance
JakeRebadaviaXD: LRRMTG Now kiss edition
asthanius: Lots of chocolate on sale
korvys: Palentine's Day
Counting_Kittens: Kathleen already looks like she’s over it
vellebastet: Friendship <3
GhostValv: love was the friend's you made along the way :)
RandomTrivia: @korvys That's amazing and I'm stealing it
nyquister_: "... that you made along the way"
constablecrab: Vlaentine's Day is my mom's birthday, so there's that.
IbunWest: Platonic love rules.
Gaytanic_Panic: dnmCozy dnmCozy dnmCozy dnmCozy
korvys: @RandomTrivia That's cool, I stole it from somewhere (I don't remember) first :P
cuttlefishman: Does Card Kingdom love us?
TheWriterAleph: too many, some could say
Dread_Pirate_Westley: CardKingdom dot com. Their website is CardKingdom dot com.
hesterbyrde: Valentines Day is an excuse to buy my partners chocolate and cook something fancy for dinner.
Gaz_L: hey, there's only gonna be... *checks notes* SEVEN sets this year?
MadWolf1290: we did this!
Snowcookies: us!
JakeRebadaviaXD: Do we love us??
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Palentines day has been a think on twitter for a few years, that is wher eI heard it first
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh. I just got a notification that my Desert Bus poster and pins shipped! Yesssss
code1300: do u draft good to help them out or negative so u win lol
Eiggy64: Actually got here early this time!
Gaytanic_Panic: It's MY fault!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
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asthanius: We did this!
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BrindleBoar: Mistakes into miracles. Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: Can I take this back? Kappa
MadWolf1290: @DiscordianTokkan yay!
SnowBuddy18: what if I didn't do this?
MegaDosX: Oh no, the consequences of my actions!
Georgeadolio: HypeFirst HypeFirst
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GredGredmansson: Hello, and welcome to "Oh shit, it's Valentine's Day, isn't it"!
oneiropticon: lrrDOTS
Gaz_L: is it like... "try to draft what you think someone else would want to build"?
Diabore: i think last yeaar
Georgeadolio: lfsQ_HF lfsQ_HF
MadWolf1290: "in person" ...oooooh
Earthenone: are there themed snacks?
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JakeRebadaviaXD: Remember that time, where they still can give drafts in person??
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vellebastet: omg!
DeM0nFiRe: @SnowBuddy18 now you did this whether you wanted to or not :P
korvys: Drafting for your pals, for Palentine's Day
Diabore: damn thats trust right there
Gaytanic_Panic: dnmL bozeLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove VirtualHug GenderFluidPride NonBinaryPride IntersexPride PansexualPride AsexualPride TransgenderPride GayPride LesbianPride BisexualPride
sheer_falacy: ooh, spooky
NightWingMistHawk: What set did you draft?
Snowcookies: nice
MegaDosX: That's a strong level of trust there
JakeRebadaviaXD: Why does that sound like a mistake
SnowBuddy18: @DeM0nFiRe I mean, YOU did this, you just involved me in it :D
PaperDoopliss: It's a forward draft!
asthanius: "Mountains are red, Islands are blue, Forests are green, Swamps are black, and Plains are white. This is a list of basic lands"
JakeRebadaviaXD: Think that it's "gr...oss
LemonOnRye: Happy Valentines Day! This deck sucks *winky face*
Juliamon: The real test is finding out if they remember to change their passwords after this.
Georgeadolio: PokSuicune PokSuicune PokSuicune PokSuicune
RandomTrivia: This is a GIFT Draft, not a White Elephant Draft
Gaz_L: "I think my valentine likes Good Stuff"
vellebastet: @asthanius sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
MegaDosX: "I gift to you all of these sick bombs!" - Cameron, probably
sheer_falacy: just put everyone in Dimir
SnowBuddy18: the best gift is the gift of face stomping
themcclintalk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
themcclintalk: Oh! Valensub’s Day? Wait, no, not like that! Also woo 42 months!
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asthanius: Recent events?
Mysticman89: all of their passwords are lolbutts with differnt numerals following it now
sheer_falacy: that's... concerning?
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MegaDosX: Foreshadowing!
cuttlefishman: "recent events"
JakeRebadaviaXD: Is it Moving themed?
SnowBuddy18: @themcclintalk Valendom's day?
AllTheWeasels: lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: housewarming
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben. You just said you drafted it for Kathleen.
NonUniqueGuy: I like how he said like 1 minute ago too
DeM0nFiRe: Literally just got done saying it lol
MegaDosX: Honey pls :p
RandomTrivia: You know, that thing you were JUST talking about
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You drafted this? I drafted this!
DiscordianTokkan: RIP Victorians, and their likely not-well-cold-insulated homes
hold_no_carter: @cam many thanks for putting me on Lauren Bousfield last year!
Gaz_L: You literally just said it! : :D :D
thekrakenwithin: Here is your valetine's day gift. Now, go fight!
JakeRebadaviaXD: A big deck!
cuttlefishman: wow
asthanius: Drafted with love!
KaleidoscopeMind: "OK I'm supposed to be challenging Kathleen, but Kathleen is on Ben's account, but that means..."
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sheer_falacy: 2 Vega definitely seems right
GredGredmansson: BIRDGOD
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown IT'S GOOOOOD
Mysticman89: were drafts reciprocated, or is it a quadrangle situation?
RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
MegaDosX: "Defiles" Fate? Did Cam make a new card?
GredGredmansson: !CARD Niko Defies Destiny
LRRbot: Niko Defies Destiny [1WU] | Enchantment — Saga | I — You gain 2 life for each foretold card you own in exile. / II — Add {W}{U}. Spend this mana only to foretell cards or cast spells that have foretell. / III — Return target card with foretell from your graveyard to your hand.
sheer_falacy: that's so sweet
lithopseffect: this is so wholesome
vellebastet: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
MegaDosX: Also Doomskar's spooky in Limited
Gaz_L: i think you're meant to play it as a payoff for having 2-3 foretells on layaway?
dappercuttlefish: this is really cute
sheer_falacy: cast doomskar off foretell, draw a card off of Vega who looks up and says "wait, you predicted what?!"
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
AllTheWeasels: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JakeRebadaviaXD: Niko DD is a great card.......for control
juzztshay: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:28.
RandomTrivia: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YawnLance: YES
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: BEN YES
BrindleBoar: Nice.
Two_Hats: Two hats?
JakeRebadaviaXD: HAHAHAH
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
anbuagent12: It's so FUCKING WHOLESOME! rtgameHug rtgameHug rtgameHug rtgameHug rtgameHug
GredGredmansson: 3 DOG + 2 HAT
Gaytanic_Panic: BEN YES
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
BusTed: Very nice.
Snowcookies: !clip
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AllTheWeasels: LUL LUL
NightWingMistHawk: Well done Ben! :D
DiscordianTokkan: GOLD
SnowBuddy18: Ben wins the poem game
MegaDosX: Give that good boi all of the hats!
mowdownjoe: BEN YES
sheer_falacy: animals wearing hats++
xantos69: lrrHEART lrrHEART Ben!
Gaytanic_Panic: serfPogmeet serfPogmeet serfPogmeet
dappercuttlefish: the poem agme is strong!
thedalishdelight: PERFECTION
MyrddintheWizard: Amazing
Gaz_L: doggo wearing people clothes!
GredGredmansson: lrrKATHLEEN ! VS! lrrADAM !
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sheer_falacy: look at those account names, such trust!
MegaDosX: Well it's /technically/ a hand of cards
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underhill33: Wow
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Woof.
GredGredmansson: dogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdog
F1SHOR: wheelerPog wheelerPog
Juliamon: 3 DOG
mister_foxhound: monomutt
sheer_falacy: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
laikagoat: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
DiscordianTokkan: awoooo
vellebastet: Fearless Pup sykHeart
Favre_Studios: Doggers
GredGredmansson: nice sleeves
Josherm: DogChamp
JakeRebadaviaXD: From 5 lands to 3 pups
Gaz_L: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: *tiny awoo*
Favre_Studios: drop the plains
Soniczephyr: looool
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL We'll switch to Adam's view for game 2
AllTheWeasels: booooo
Earthenone: the dog needs 3 lands :P
CaptainSpam: I like that card back.
GredGredmansson: bmkShirogasm
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Miles Morales in Smash, you cowards!
floki4242: family stream
RandomTrivia: @floki4242 Keep telling yourself that :p
sheer_falacy: first blood
floki4242: I know
korvys: The same deviled egg
JakeRebadaviaXD: Another land, another dog
GredGredmansson: EVERYBODY
NarishmaReborn: The double dogs dare you... to attack!
sheer_falacy: please do not use pumps on dogs
Gaz_L: fatdog for... valentines?
gualdhar: it's such a little pumper
sheer_falacy: unless they're into that
PaperDoopliss: Kathleen deep into the mindgames
GredGredmansson: its not made up!
BusTed: She's puppin'.
Juliamon: !findquote pump the dog
LRRbot: Quote #2960: "Pump that dog! Just keep pumpin' that dog!" —Graham [2016-07-13]
vellebastet: Lil' Puppers.
RandomTrivia: Pupper! Noooooo!
GredGredmansson: whoa what was that card?
sheer_falacy: the little pupper that couldn't
DeM0nFiRe: FrankerZ
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4128: "This horse is exactly like James. Real pain in the *** until you pat him on the head, then he's fine." —Adam [2017-03-25]
RaklarLS: Lil Puppers (tm)
JakeRebadaviaXD: Adama, you just killed a pup
sheer_falacy: trading 3 mana (and nothing else) for a card isn't awful
brainbosh: Make him have it
Gaz_L: that's like one of those videos where a kid lets a squirrel they nursed to health back into the wild and then a hawk swoops in and nabs it
GredGredmansson: *points to Platinum Angel*
MegaDosX: It can also shut down Tibalt's Trickery if you're on the play in BO1
LoxhamInABox: Ah yes standard, the 3rd most popular format
RandomTrivia: Turns out that commonly seen sideboard cards are sometimes good in the right meta. More at 9.
Gaz_L: *nods with wide eyes*
Favre_Studios: !card goldspan dragon
LRRbot: Goldspan Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / Whenever Goldspan Dragon attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token. / Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."
MegaDosX: I want to see Kathleen's snow deck! That sounds awesome
Bl1ghtn1n6: Wait an Izzet deck is good again? I might need to play Standard
TehAmelie: janky snow. that's like what's on my balcony
GredGredmansson: Frost Bite?
GredGredmansson: or Blizzard Brawl
sheer_falacy: frosty punch is a card we need
sheer_falacy: !card really epic punch
LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
SnowBuddy18: frost punk
Gaz_L: UG snow works fine, i'm running the same but with a couple of the customisable snow fixing lands i can set to black if i maybe wanna cast Jorn as the staff
MegaDosX: Someone showing personal responsibility and not blaming the autotapper? What's going on here?
Bl1ghtn1n6: Nah you can blame autotapper still
sheer_falacy: awww, sword for no value
MegaDosX: Give that good boi a sword!
Sorator13: the trick is to blame autotapper in paper magic
Earthenone: a 15 land deck is not getting to 7 mana any time fast
JakeRebadaviaXD: The dog is still alive11
niccus: lifegain? in this economy?
RandomTrivia: Step 1: Make doggo. Step 2: Give doggo sword. Step 3: Win game
sheer_falacy: dogs can't die (except that other dog)
Diabore: cutest abyss ive ever seen
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BusTed: tqsKnife
korvys: Oh, it's Sif
JakeRebadaviaXD: Oh lord he comin
GredGredmansson: good boi
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeSir bozeSir bozeSir
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
Sorator13: LUL
Juliamon: Sif/Zacian depending on which franchise you want to riff on
sheer_falacy: the dog in the board game dead of winter can use a shotgun
MegaDosX: Oh god imagine Ravenform at instant speed
RandomTrivia: Oh right, the Soar-cery LUL
SnowBuddy18: explaining the card reads the card
GredGredmansson: he turned my sword into a bird!
Gaz_L: abra kadabra, your sword is now a birb!
MegaDosX: Is James watching this stream?
thedalishdelight: You fool! Now she has a flying blocker!
xantos69: Ravenform is exactly good enough at sorcery speed.
A_Dub888: !card crib swap
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Tribal Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
JakeRebadaviaXD: Dogs aren't allowed to have swords, here have a bird
sheer_falacy: ravenform is a very good way to get killed by a small birb
uzupge: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
LemonOnRye: Judge, MaRo balanced the against me!
Dmc3628: so the curse extends beyond Turner's Realm?
starhunter_13: wouldn't instant speed raven form just be green?
Gaz_L: honestly, it's also a way to give them a flyer that can become a very LARGE flyer if they're planing green
sheer_falacy: he said it was a 15 land deck, right? wow
RandomTrivia: That's a chonky kitty
Gaz_L: *playing green
DiscordianTokkan: Doge vs Catte
JakeRebadaviaXD: Wow
odocoelus: James?
JakeRebadaviaXD: Or a land
MegaDosX: How much does it cost to activate the pup again?
GredGredmansson: 2R
sheer_falacy: 2R
Forgebold: Famous last words...
Sorator13: quoth the raven, "demonbolt"
code1300: should have attacked with berzerker
Bl1ghtn1n6: Who said that this deck wouldn’t get to 7 mana anytime soon? :p
Gaz_L: is fearless pup good in the catdog deck? seems like it would be
Gaz_L: for standard
NotCainNorAbel: Game: You want all of your land? Player: How about some? Game: Okay, no land for you.
Earthenone: quick, make a sudden move and scare adam into doomskarring
RandomTrivia: Dog with hat! Dog with hat! Dog with hat!
GredGredmansson: !card Imposing Visage
LRRbot: Imposing Visage [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has menace.
MegaDosX: People play cat and dog decks in standard? All I've ever seen is the odd Rin and Seri Brawl deck
Angreed66: It's a better short sword
sheer_falacy: look at that imposing pupper
RandomTrivia: Deck enacted plan successfully
F1SHOR: thats all that really mattered
dappercuttlefish: handsome puppy!
Dmc3628: Rin and Seri still exist in brawl? I've only seen Esikas all the way down
MegaDosX: Oh my god how much Foretell does Adam have
floki4242: can we put a dog in the cat car
sheer_falacy: what a helpful land draw (shhh, pretend!)
code1300: boast
SnowBuddy18: @floki4242 the dog doesn't fully crew the cat car though
Favre_Studios: boast
Gaz_L: heh, i'm playing Magda in Brawl, right now, the full Seven Dwarves plus every vehicle in Standard
renegadEgg14: Brawl still exists?
Gaz_L: and every dragon
sheer_falacy: wait what?
sheer_falacy: dog didn't need to die
floki4242: @snowbuddy18 I just want a dog in the Cat car
JakeRebadaviaXD: Demon Bolt!!!!
MegaDosX: Kathleen could've Bolted the cat to save the dog, but it makes sense to kill the bird given her lack of flying blockers
Sorator13: I just spent an hour on hold to spend 2 minutes getting a tracking number for my meds, which turned out to have been delivered already without me knowing. So I hope y'all are having a better night than me, lol.
JakeRebadaviaXD: 6 to 9. nice
sheer_falacy: now it's a more unusual position, sixty eleven
GredGredmansson: BEEP BEEP
MegaDosX: Choo choo!
Favre_Studios: beep beep
RandomTrivia: VROOM!
MegaDosX: Boast and see what you could've gotten!
floki4242: flung
GredGredmansson: with what?
MegaDosX: This got close!
Sorator13: close!
GredGredmansson: bird.
MegaDosX: Well I saw a card in that deck that looks spicy with some of the other cards
MadWolf1290: hello!
brainbosh: Was it just once she forgot to boast, or twice?
Gaz_L: i dunno, the bound in gold might've been nice
SnowBuddy18: I saw a bonk machine
GredGredmansson: CHEKPEK
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Earthenone: its not like you are on camera, sit however you want
MadWolf1290: Paul - "I was not changing views." LUL
Sogheim: Paul: best at transition timing
GredGredmansson: !findquote posture
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
cnutter23_: When is the next/first part of “First Law”?
Antiagone: Don't do it Ben! I'm two months in terrible/posture/repetitive strain nerve pain! Fix that posture before it hurts!
SnowBuddy18: !adult
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GredGredmansson: !findquote slouch
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: If Kathleen had a second red source I would've said keep all the dogs, because then you can go T1 dog, T2 dog dog, and then T3 you have three 1/1 first strikers and you can pump one
Sogheim: !sir
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GredGredmansson: !quote ben
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floki4242: @cnutter23_ Monday
sheer_falacy: land really is the worst part of mtg... oh well
cnutter23_: Thanks floki
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MegaDosX: That's a hand full of decisions
zombub: Just got here, what's the hook on this Valentine draft?
Sogheim: if you're tired of the same old land issues, take a look at Hex TCG! ... oh, wait, they don't exist anymore.
GredGredmansson: @zombub everyone drafted each others decks
Earthenone: gotta go 2 drop into double fortel t3 right?
sheer_falacy: hmm, do you foretell a card, or foretell a card, or foretell another card?
SnowBuddy18: @zombub they drafted then gave their deck to someone else
Eiggy64: entire hand is fortell
Gaz_L: everyone drafted a deck for someone else, but not backdraft style, the idea was a good deck/something the other person would like
MegaDosX: A 3/6 is something of an issue for aggro, yeah :p
GredGredmansson: Adam is playing a deck Cameron drafted, and Kathleen is playing a deck Ben drafted
GredGredmansson: The Guy Holding A Scroll
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GredGredmansson: i forget its name
RandomTrivia: !card Azorius Knight Arbiter
LRRbot: Azorius Knight-Arbiter [3WU] | Creature — Human Knight [2/5] | Vigilance / Azorius Knight-Arbiter can't be blocked.
GredGredmansson: @RandomTrivia thank you!
sheer_falacy: here I was looking for something hussar
Gaz_L: i play this dumb scarecrow, i dunno
JakeRebadaviaXD: Dang, 2/5 and can't be blocked
GredGredmansson: and vigilance
Earthenone: adam CAN play all the cards in his hand, well, could
MegaDosX: Well. It's not a land.
zombub: I love Valentruce Day
sheer_falacy: vigilance with a big butt
GredGredmansson: its pseudo-flying in the colors that already have flying
Gaz_L: well, technically Adam has 3 mana
floki4242: @jakerebadaviaxd it was dark times with high alert
MegaDosX: Foretell does make your decision making harder
MegaDosX: !card karfell harbinger
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RandomTrivia: Magic pls
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: You already drew all the lands last game
sheer_falacy: amortized land over time
Gaz_L: it's almost as if you must.... predict? what will happen
SnowBuddy18: last time you complained about flooding...
Dmc3628: adam's like my spells are on layaway
sheer_falacy: foretell is such an incredibly thematic mechanic
Sorator13: "where's the other shoe now"
floki4242: Heart of the cards Adam
MajorFrostbyte: should fortell the raven
Tiber727: Powerful ma
nyquister_: Adam's singular shoes is two shoes for most of us
Sorator13: shoe seller, I need your biggest shoes
MegaDosX: Doesn't Adam have, like, size 17 shoes or something?
sheer_falacy: someday we'll see one of the two Vegas
sheer_falacy: I hope it's a new Vegas, that was really good
Gaz_L: just imagine you're each playing a stax deck really well
Sorator13: my shoes are too big for you traveler
GredGredmansson: One of them is Vega, the other one is Balrog
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MegaDosX: If an aggro deck can't swing out after this many turns, you're definitely in the driver's seat
LoxhamInABox: getting flyers out seems like the play here
NotCainNorAbel: three mana, in this economy?
Gaz_L: 3 land, must be nice
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JA_Pinkerton: it's ogre. kathleen is doomed now
cotillion1850: it took awhile but someone finally drew a land
Sogheim: lrrJAMES we need your help, James! bless us with lands!
Tiber727: The long game of doing slightly more than nothing while both are you are hoping for lands?
RandomTrivia: Summon the James!
DiscordianTokkan: Double Hat!
kitotaron: BEEP BEEP
Gaz_L: double hat
Fruan: Stack those hats!
DeM0nFiRe: Mulligan!
Earthenone: fortell, because who needs a hand size limit
SnowBuddy18: lets mull this game
xantos69: The way friendly magic should be.
Gaz_L: the lowest stakes
RandomTrivia: We came here to watch games of Magic, not non-games of Magic!
RassilonDND: Alright chat, Pave that game and erase it from your minds
Issurru: there's no steaks? rooCry
floki4242: feed dump. deck
Bobtheninjagoldfish: proper sportspersonship
nyquister_: Improving the viewing experience? With MTG? Crazy!
MegaDosX: Well if nothing else you helped Adam progress Cam's quests
MegaDosX: I love the deck name btw
tastymcnuggett: soooo I just joined the stream, what's going on here?
sheer_falacy: they are professionals, by definition, so this is what professionals do
wurmbane: the real gift is: content
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MegaDosX: You monster!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: @tastymcnuggett Each of the players drafted a deck in a separate pod, and now they've gifted the decks to each other to play
Pharmacistjudge: i heard there was a discussion of the digital infraction procedure guide?!?
Gaz_L: @tastymcnuggett each player drafted a deck for someone else, but they were maiing a good deck/something the other person would like
Himyul: mull to 0
RandomTrivia: I love how unreasonably specific and yet vague the DIPG had to be
Gaz_L: now the true battle begins
tastymcnuggett: @Gaz_L and @RandomTrivia Thank you guys so much, this seems interesting
jamrock2018: hello
frogomb: Snapper keeper
MegaDosX: That's basically the same opening hand as the first one
RandomTrivia: Hello there jamrock2018, welcom
RandomTrivia: *welcome
Antiagone: Is your island having an earthquake?
sheer_falacy: specifically each of the players drafted an actually good deck, not hate
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Pharmacistjudge: topdeck the bonfire
MegaDosX: Choo choo
JakeRebadaviaXD: Ahh the wonderful magic memories
Earthenone: no zooms?!
Gaz_L: simply draw plague engineer and wipe out all their goblin tokens
sheer_falacy: 3/2 vs 1/3 seems.. good?
Earthenone: what is a 3/2 haste for if not zooming?
Tiber727: No zoomies, only crawlies.
Pharmacistjudge: the autotap on foretell can be quite bad
Masslost: all I have to say ben is when in doubt bust out the pocket bacon
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: BEN
MegaDosX: Next turn Kathleen casts the Embercleave Ben snuck into the deck
RandomTrivia: @Pharmacistjudge To be fair, the autotapper on anything can be bad
lithopseffect: cut my life in to pieces, this is my last resource
sheer_falacy: you want to have better stuff in play than your opponent
sheer_falacy: and then bad things happen to them, probably
Gaz_L: Judge, my opponent is casting spells!
JA_Pinkerton: sheer_falacy - to your things? yeah
SnowBuddy18: ruh roh
MegaDosX: A second hat
sheer_falacy: hey, what are the odds they have a board wipe? Never mind that you know there's one around
JakeRebadaviaXD: You get a hat, you get a hat
Gaz_L: bye bye hat
RandomTrivia: One thing I miss the most from paper magic was one of our local players at prereleases would say "Judge my opponent's deck seems wildly better than mine" and getting to look and say "I'll allow it"
Nukified: lol
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
vellebastet: lrrFINE lrrFINE
BjjBrain: Breathe!!
laikagoat: lrrFINE fionaAAH lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Someone send James a message and get him to stop watching the stream
sheer_falacy: @RandomTrivia I'm pretty sure Serge has done literally that on camera
Gaz_L: should side in that saga
MegaDosX: Adam's deck doesn't know attack, only Foretell
Earthenone: 18?
xantos69: Cam I literally don't understand your question.
sheer_falacy: Vega would be so good
xantos69: Give me a deck with 23 Ravens and some islands.
RaklarLS: ideally one per pack, so 24 ravens?
Gaz_L: quick turn that 1/1 flyer into a 1/1 flyer!
zombub: Adam on the board
MegaDosX: Imagine casting Ravenform on a 1/1 token
Earthenone: yeah you need some foil luck to go above 24 ravens
RaklarLS: 22 ravens, one Alrund and 17 islands
GredGredmansson: Begone, thought
John_Wotnec: not raven forming a 1/1 flying spirit into a 1/1flying bird....what's up with that?
RaklarLS: alrund keeps calling for more birds "COME TO ME"
MegaDosX: I will laugh forever if that foretold card on Kathleen's side is a Quakebringer
zombub: If you Ravenform a spirit into a bird, is that a reanimation deck?
sheer_falacy: always nice to win the long game... the very, very long game
GredGredmansson: it's a harbinger, so it just keeps telling you "its coming"
RandomTrivia: Look at all these sideways friends
MegaDosX: "I can't afford to take four, so instead I'll take 3." - Adam, probably
sheer_falacy: 3 is less than 4
sheer_falacy: I think
Dmc3628: 4 that's too many
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that's Green's part of the colour pie nonw
Gaz_L: boros isn't known for aggro
RandomTrivia: *now
MegaDosX: Oh no.
LackingSanity_: oof
Sorator13: ooh
Dmc3628: this is woof
RandomTrivia: That, kids, is what we in the biz refer to as a "bomb"
MegaDosX: Ravenform it Adam, you won't :p
LoxhamInABox: sick
Gaz_L: so cam, how does it feel to draft it all
OliverWight: sooooo brutal
GredGredmansson: DRINK!
DiscordianTokkan: The Glorious Sippycup
MegaDosX: Undoing all of Kathleen's hard work!
Earthenone: can we get a carl sagan voice now that cosmos is in play?
RandomTrivia: Vega has arrived!
sheer_falacy: yeees
sheer_falacy: finally
Dog_of_Myth: Vega is coming
MegaDosX: Adam's just played bomb after bomb in the last few turns
Gaz_L: eff your birb
asthanius: The HURBIS
TheWriterAleph: lands for daaays
sheer_falacy: ah, priority, can't kill it before cast
JakeRebadaviaXD: Hi Vega, Bye Vega
MegaDosX: Go Kathleen go!
vellebastet: Get 'em!
Gaz_L: TWO damage
GredGredmansson: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Gaytanic_Panic: GIT EM
xantos69: I love everything I am seeing
MegaDosX: OH WOW
RandomTrivia: Angle Sword!
Sorator13: OH
Earthenone: just draw your doom....
MegaDosX: This has turned around on Adam!
sheer_falacy: 6/5 flying is... pretty over
xantos69: This is why you never play with your food.
LoxhamInABox: how many creatures in adam/s deck? lol
Gaz_L: that is a large valkyrie
CaptainSpam: It's... over.
Gaytanic_Panic: GET FIGHTED
JakeRebadaviaXD: GO KATHLEEN!!!
MegaDosX: Should've held onto that Doomskar I guess!
ChaoticObserver: The hubris
JakeRebadaviaXD: HAHAHAHA
OliverWight: look up look down kathleen is win
Favre_Studios: use the wings
DiscordianTokkan: JAMES, Leave Adam alone, take your curse back!
petey_vonwho: James, is that you?
JakeRebadaviaXD: You killed like two dogs
Roger_Job329: James haunts this phase
Pharmacistjudge: how is that exactsies?
RandomTrivia: !findquote trained badly
LRRbot: Quote #7381: "Adam has trained you all badly." —Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think you should have held Doomskar for Kathleen to get one more creature.
sheer_falacy: it's hubris because you thought you could win, ever
NightWingMistHawk: Adam's just getting beaten up by hubris
LackingSanity_: wrathing a 2/2 with a 1/3 on board was a bit hubris
sheer_falacy: Greek myths are not really nice
vellebastet: Whoo!
Diabore: forgot to draw better
circusofkirkus: and Adam claims to be playing the Foretell deck :P
omdorastrix: No... it's the CARDS that are wrong!
MegaDosX: I think the only thing I'd question was the Doomskar when it was cast, but eh, there's definitely logic in casting it when Adam did
DeM0nFiRe: Imagine having the hubris to not instaconcede against 3 dogs sharing 2 hats Kappa
Sorator13: true. it's so hard to evaluate, lol
MegaDosX: That's also definitely not hubris :p
Pharmacistjudge: who is saying hubris?
TheWriterAleph: we really don't. we just like saying it
Gaz_L: i like that both ben and cam have said they put sideboard options in and both players are too polite to sideboard
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #6566: "It's yeehaws and hubris all the way down." —Wheeler [2019-11-12]
NotCainNorAbel: it's like irony right?
nyquister_: Sinks backward, no
AdamYMHMI: Hubris is... a sandwhich, I think?
Gaytanic_Panic: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
CaptainSpam: Hubert Ris, of Ontario.
Juliamon: Twitch chat knows "hubris" is an emote
noSmokeFire: hubris is a kind of cheese, right?
DeM0nFiRe: FrankerZ
Roger_Job329: Happened with morph as well
MegaDosX: Get 'em, good boi!
Antiagone: Hat, hat, hat?
NarishmaReborn: Twitch Chat claiming to understand hubris, may in fact be hubris
sheer_falacy: if you go into a magic game against a god and think you have a chance at winning, that's Hurbis
adi_pie: Cameron adipieLOL
Sorator13: LUL
vellebastet: Cam sykLaugh
Mysticman89: ole Hugh Bris is a good chap
Raiger: Hubris is rain on your wedding day
zombub: Yeah I really do think
62MGcobra: inconcivable!!!
MegaDosX: That's far spicier
RandomTrivia: Boros doin' Boros things
Earthenone: are we going to have to start censoring hubris here like we did with the p word?
JakeRebadaviaXD: Dog with hat and friend
Gaz_L: yes, so everyone understands, i'm not sure what the problem is?
goblinstrong: panacotta?
swaggytaco: oh no
MegaDosX: That poor doggy
SnowBuddy18: Hubris is like rain on your wedding day
RaklarLS: That's not too far from the catholic way of life Cam. Anything you do that isn't shame is hubris
RandomTrivia: Adam you monster!
MegaDosX: Here comes his brother to claim vengeance!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I know what hubris is. sergeHubris
Aarek: Adam has fought Sif before.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
thekrakenwithin: Definition of hubris : exaggerated pride or self-confidence
thedalishdelight: not just a dog. a puppy.
CaptainSpam: Look, Adam's certainly not going to axe a dog in the BACK. He's got more dignity than that.
thekanadier: Like Rorschach
RandomTrivia: *awoo*
Gaz_L: i foretell a very similar turn
AdamYMHMI: It's a ruff life
Sorator13: it was a scary pupper though
Gaytanic_Panic: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
LoxhamInABox: Wanna see me axe a dog? wanna see me do it again?
sheer_falacy: dog murder is not conditional
JakeRebadaviaXD: It had a hat
DiscordianTokkan: "I thought he'd BLOCK, or something!"
MegaDosX: Rude, Adam :p
adi_pie: Shadow, bark with me.
Cephallope: That do be how war go
Sorator13: so, two buffed up puppers make one human soul?
SnowBuddy18: hubris is a free ride, but you've already paid
JakeRebadaviaXD: Adam, dog killer
Antiagone: Dogs have a short lifespan around these parts.
Sorator13: barter system is weird, man
MegaDosX: A 0 mana 2/3 seems reasonable
Gaz_L: kaldheim's exchange rate is very volatile
sheer_falacy: 2 mana anti-tempo
RandomTrivia: For a card with 2 words in its text box, it has a surprising amount of depth
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thedalishdelight: Kills two dogs, brings out giant cat
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Antiagone: But does twitchchat ever admit failure?
RandomTrivia: Also, *MROW*
vellebastet: @petey_vonwho That's great news! congrats!
RayoConDios: Who is Hugh Bris?
GredGredmansson: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
pyrehand: Note to self: build a Theros themed deck with no gods titled hubris
nyquister_: Ben Ulmer special
BlueDaNewb: @petey_vonwho joekimCheers lrrHORN
floki4242: odd are it not
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sheer_falacy: gods can have hubris too IMO
MegaDosX: A 2/1 that spits out a 1/1 is reasonable, I think
GredGredmansson: @RayoConDios you're thinking of Hugh BLISS, from the Sam & Max games
Earthenone: its two dudes for 2 mana, what more do you want?
Gaz_L: an aggro deck that needs more than 2 mana is an admission of failure
Fire_Summoner: Cam has a heart?
Pharmacistjudge: more like a special place in your graveyard
MegaDosX: It's like a Hunted Witness or Garrison Cat with one extra power
adi_pie: Is that place the left or right ventricle?
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHeart
sheer_falacy: whose heart
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I keep a couple up on the shelf.
zombub: It's under the floorboards
Gaz_L: is it YOURS?
Earthenone: that tracks lrrbot
Pharmacistjudge: unarmeHeart
Diabore: my heart is on my mantle
NarishmaReborn: what shape is that box?
SnowBuddy18: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
Alas_Babylon: is it a heart-shaped box?
Antiagone: That sounds suspiciously like a phylactery ...
TheMandrew: lrrDARK lrrHEART
Nukified: but do you have the box?
DiscordianTokkan: "I OWN it, so YES."
Favre_Studios: is cam a lich
greg1756: Is heart in a box not a Blondie song?
noSmokeFire: cam has a heart in a needle in an egg in a duck in a chest buried on an island
MegaDosX: Is Cam a lich, and would he tell us if he were?
SnowBuddy18: is Cam Davy Jones?
GredGredmansson: !findquote heart
LRRbot: Quote #5619: "Lead with your heart, not with your bones!" —Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-17]
sheer_falacy: posession is 3/7ths of the law
mgknominator: Cameron lich confirmed?
thedalishdelight: Was this heart grown in your body?
Juliamon: He doesn't have to answer that
Gaz_L: !card mists of lit
LRRbot: Mists of Littjara [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature or Vehicle / Enchanted creature gets −3/−0.
petey_vonwho: I used to have a D&D character that kept his heart stored in a box in his house
vellebastet: You got this, Kathleen!
Nukified: rude
MegaDosX: That was brutal
CaptainSpam: You unfortunately did not get it off the table.
RandomTrivia: ChonkCat is a real problem for Boros
sheer_falacy: oh no the cat did a murder
kerbalized_: oofa
DiscordianTokkan: Oofa, and might I say, Doofa
sheer_falacy: all cats want to do murders, it's just genetics
SnowBuddy18: #ThiccCat
Gaz_L: high alert would be great with that cat
MegaDosX: Also the natural weakness of Kathleen's deck: a flyer
Earthenone: i remember an old card doing the same sort of thing, was a 3.6 wit plainscycling i belive
MegaDosX: Vodalian Arcanist, only for Foretell
rendelnep: Cam's heart is sitting somewhere several hundred light years way on the other side of a L-Gate in the hoard of an nanite dragon
MegaDosX: !card vodalian arcanist
LRRbot: Vodalian Arcanist [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell.
sheer_falacy: if everything has foretell then it's a llanowar elf!
SnowBuddy18: what if mana dork, but blue
Sorator13: yeah, 1/3 mana dork is solid
Domomaru: heccin yes. finally get to watch the paper fight live
RandomTrivia: Any time you get a 1/3 for 2 that taps for mana sometimes it's solid
massholexgaming: Dude black green deathtouch is kinda meta.
Sorator13: only instant/sorcery is more restricted than this is, though
MechaNoelle: !card Karfell Harbinger
LRRbot: Karfell Harbinger [1U] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to foretell a card from your hand or cast an instant or sorcery spell.
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia It's like a Druid of the Cowl that's very blue
Sorator13: adding foretell as an option is a big change
SnowBuddy18: especially coloured mana
Favre_Studios: well, damn
sheer_falacy: lots of foretell on permanents
A_Dub888: !card cosmos elixir
LRRbot: Cosmos Elixir [4] | Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting life total. Otherwise, you gain 2 life.
sheer_falacy: well, creatures
MegaDosX: Crush the weak would absolutely ruin Kathleen's board, and do not much to Adam's board
sheer_falacy: do any artifacts or enchantments have foretell?
Favre_Studios: effigy has foretell
mgknominator: Big butt that crushes backs
Favre_Studios: casts for 0 if foretold
Gaz_L: only if you've somehow kept their board state to a handful of small creatures and you have a thicc butted blocker- oh wait
sheer_falacy: I meant non-creature artifacts
MegaDosX: @sheer_falacy It's just the Effigy, no non-creature artifacts with Foretell
sheer_falacy: killing cats is a fundamentally immoral victory
CaptainSpam: Yes, any time you can get a cat to not go where you don't want it to go, that IS a moral victory.
RandomTrivia: The Elixir on a stable board is absolutely devastating
Gaz_L: hey, in 2 turns you can draw cards!
Sorator13: well, it's revenge for the pups Adam murdered earlier @sheer_falacy
Nukified: cheaty artifact
MegaDosX: This is the sort of board where you need a Planar Cleansing to have a chance of getting through in future, really
MegaDosX: Or a Ruinous Ultimatum
thedalishdelight: IDK how i feel about the Elixer for Commander. I want to like it.
MegaDosX: !card kaya's onslaught
LRRbot: Kaya's Onslaught [2W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn. / Foretell {W}
vellebastet: gg
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
sheer_falacy: Cameron so good at drafting
RandomTrivia: @thedalishdelight It's probably fine in commander. Personal Howling Mines tend to be decent
vellebastet: Nice job, Adam. lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: !break
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Alas_Babylon: @thedalishdelight seems like it'd be kinda bonkers in Oloro decks
Alas_Babylon: Though Esper doesn't really have problems drawing cards
sheer_falacy: break time means time to pet a cat
Alas_Babylon: Is there a premier mono-white lifegain commander outside of new Heliod?
odocoelus: I doubt we'll be vxed by then, but has anyone from LRR said if they'll be doing a distanced paper sealed for the Strixhaven PPR?
BlueDaNewb: @sheer_falacy I only have a greyhound to pet.
Juliamon: odocoelus They've confirmed PPRs for all major releases this year
thedalishdelight: If nothing else, I feel like it's probably fantastic in Mono-white. There's just so much incidental life gain.
DeM0nFiRe: How come LRR didnt do a PPR for the Mcdonald's pokemon set?
odocoelus: @Juliamon: Cool. Then it'll probably depend on the forecast if they do it outside or inside.
RandomTrivia: This is my favourite moment in all of BGC's discography
RandomTrivia: Well, coming up in a moment
Juliamon: And time, and everything else.
Earthenone: im sure they will do Mc'ds pokemon content later in the month
Earthenone: its a pokemon show with ben on it i mean...
Juliamon: Too many variables that could change between now and Strixhaven
Diabore: wait, why would they do a prerelease outside for strix? all other regular releases have been webcam magic
sheer_falacy: petting dogs is also a good use of break time
odocoelus: Though there's a chance of in-person events by the time the D&D set rolls around.
RandomTrivia: Noooooo! You cut away the best part! lrrAWW
KaptainKuantum: Oooh, a draft!
sheer_falacy: you can listen to the music offline :)
Diabore: thats total trust
Juliamon: Diabore They did outdoor drafting for a premium set
KaptainKuantum: How intimate.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: "I bet Ben would love some gems. Let's buy him a bunch using his card!" - Kathleen, probably
Antiagone: Wait, do plants need water more than once a week?
vellebastet: Friendship lrrHEART
CommiePuddin: So y'all are basically all married now, right?
Diabore: @Juliamon im aware of that, thats why i specified regular releases
sheer_falacy: by common law they're all one person now
Nukified: lol
NarishmaReborn: very kathleen
MegaDosX: That removal tho
CommiePuddin: It's a hunka!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: This note is the MOST pandering thing for Cam lrrHEART
A_Dub888: !card smashing
LRRbot: Did you mean: Smashing Success; Shatterskull Smashing
KaptainKuantum: Aw!
Alas_Babylon: Smashing!
Antiagone: That's a beautiful note.
Nukified: love it
A_Dub888: !card smashing success
LRRbot: Smashing Success [3R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or land. If an artifact is destroyed this way, create a Treasure token.
lithopseffect: beautiful
sheer_falacy: it's like stone rain but not
Gaytanic_Panic: S M A S H I N G
vellebastet: Brautiful
Diabore: its ld
SnowBuddy18: "please set your expectations accordingly"
vellebastet: *Beautiful
laikagoat: woo, land destruction
sheer_falacy: ooh instant speed land destruction
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vellebastet: Yes!!!
KaptainKuantum: Now all you need is a way to rebuy it seventeen times.
Nuurgle: bold of you to assume Adam included 17 lands
Alas_Babylon: <3 <3 <3
Diabore: oh adams already regretting this
MegaDosX: Oh no, Adam's embarassed
sheer_falacy: I really appreciate the messages provided with the decks
jessieimproved: omg
asthanius: He didn't expect these read out, did he?
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
circusofkirkus: d'aww
sheer_falacy: thanks LLR!
sheer_falacy: LLR
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww Adam is so nice
Alas_Babylon: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
thedalishdelight: AWWWW
DiscordianTokkan: Awww
vellebastet: Adam looks so pained, but he knows he's a good friend!
SnowBuddy18: oh no, poor Adam
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Nukified: lol
Sorator13: :(
BlueDaNewb: joekimHeart joekimHeart joekimHeart
corpocracy: lrrHEART seabatBRAIN lrrHEART seabatBRAIN lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
thedalishdelight: Cam is in danger!
jessieimproved: lrrHEART lrrSPOOP lrrBEN lrrADAM
Alas_Babylon: account @ totallysecreturl dot gov
katecakecake: Awwwww
vellebastet: lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart
circusofkirkus: no monetized tears tonight!
RandomTrivia: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
MegaDosX: We got to see Adam get embarrassed and turn red though :p
Himyul: do you keep them in a jar, or a vial?
sheer_falacy: you have the right to your own tears, they don't belong to us
Dish_KP: maaaan i wanted ben tears to power my Delorean
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: Jokes on you we did crying during sound check lrrDARK
Earthenone: tears are monitized on your onlyfans right?
DiscordianTokkan: FINE, I'll tear up FOR you. lrrHEART lrrHEART
sheer_falacy: on your OnlyCans
MegaDosX: That card on the left is an intriguing one
Gaytanic_Panic: @MyNameisJennieFuchsia We were supposed to stop?
Alas_Babylon: gee el aitch eff
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MegaDosX: I'd almost have kept that first hand, but Cam definitely made the right call there
petey_vonwho: already doing work!
Sorator13: success!!
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KaptainKuantum: 39 card deck. Nice.
HundreydAundre: Half-Phuns
MegaDosX: Equips for one and lets every colour ramp
MegaDosX: It's also, imo, an excellent target for the Runes
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: @gaytanic_panic (rubbing sleeves across face and sniffling) I don’t know
Natedogg2: It's like one of those black "DISCARD" cards that are meant to be taken out that sometimes make their way into pack.
RandomTrivia: Eyyy
Favre_Studios: elf, elf, elf
RandomTrivia: Well played Kathleen
Himyul: does this mean Ben gets first pick?
MadWolf1290: Cam's mosh is very ascetically pleasing
MegaDosX: Tyvar got milled!
zombub: It's dogs all the way down
RandomTrivia: WAHT
Nukified: oops
circusofkirkus: dafuq
Kadenus: adam
MegaDosX: Holy shit that backfired on Ben there
SnowBuddy18: OOF
thedalishdelight: DAAAAANG
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
GredGredmansson: ok
RaklarLS: the perfect attack
Caffine1138: Spicy AF!
vellebastet: Whoa
hawkeye437: F I L T H
Countjondi: Cam is a genius
donuteater: Big brain Cam
Favre_Studios: ok
devilmonkey2012: RIP
RandomTrivia: That's some George Miller level sabotage
TheWriterAleph: woooo
KaptainKuantum: Oofa doofa.
Gaytanic_Panic: WHOOOOA
MegaDosX: Cam with the Matrix dodge there
HundreydAundre: Streams on average schedules: We've GOT two Halve, M0n3Y....!!!
Favre_Studios: just like serge at the one ppr
thedalishdelight: Nicely done Cam. Exactly as planned
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhhhh!
vellebastet: HOLY
Khalahd: lmao
sheer_falacy: gross
Angreed66: no worry he has the ewani
MegaDosX: And then the boomerang came around
HundreydAundre: gross
Sorator13: wooooow
GhostValv: :O
Kadenus: still all according to plan B)
RandomTrivia: That is absolute utter filth. Good work Adam
Alas_Babylon: Ben "Yugi Mutou" Ulmer
Countjondi: oh no
Gaytanic_Panic: LET'S GOOOOOOO serfYell serfYell serfYell
SnowBuddy18: OOF, from the other direction
Uzumaki15: Adam, what beautiful monstrosity have you drafted?
donuteater: You fell into his trap
lithopseffect: living the dream
HundreydAundre: Don't even know what it did!
lithopseffect: and the other dream
MegaDosX: Also of note, Adam drafted two bomb mythic rares? Good lord.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
KaptainKuantum: 'I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I deathtouch my elf'...
RandomTrivia: Cam has Ben right where he wants him
RandomTrivia: (Gary)
HundreydAundre: I'm blind dead to this set
Aarek: Tribal gary
noSmokeFire: Gary Bob
Nuurgle: it's Gary's brother from another mother
HundreydAundre: NEITHER
HundreydAundre: crap.
RandomTrivia: Alt. universe Gary
HundreydAundre: That wasn't an option.
MegaDosX: Burning Rune Demon looks pretty strong
KaptainKuantum: Nothing about this situation is ideal.
sheer_falacy: ahahahaha
Diabore: lsv said black was weakest
Kadenus: HOW
TotallyNotaBeholder: That would explain my last 2 drafts
RandomTrivia: WHAT
sheer_falacy: in which pack
RandomTrivia: Adam did you do a bot draft?
sheer_falacy: because if 1 then... that's amazing
tztfg: Adam with the meta
Nuurgle: welp, time to go draft black
hawkeye437: yeah limited resources said it was weak
TotallyNotaBeholder: Cause holy moly 3 feed the serpents in 1 draft, and 3 more removal...
sheer_falacy: passing a card in pack 3 is fair
petey_vonwho: black has vraska's contempt at common. COMMON! how can black be bad?
Graham_LRR: Yeah LSV said black is “weakest”, which people foolishly interpret as “garbage that should not be played”
sheer_falacy: don't want to change colors at that point
MegaDosX: Ben pls :p
CommiePuddin: People don't understand that "[color] is the weakest" doesn't mean "[color] can't win and is undraftable."
Angelic_Bovines: it's the dominos meme: small domino is lsv ranking black low, big domino is ben dumpstering cam live on air
RandomTrivia: Graham gets it
KaptainKuantum: That's not entirely LR's fault...
SnowBuddy18: the gift of a Valentine's smash
Thisbymaster: happy....day
vellebastet: That was crazy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MechaNoelle: the gift of a thanks giving dunk
Graham_LRR: @kaptainkuantum not remotely their fault
noSmokeFire: "why doesn't black get any good cards any more?"
KaptainKuantum: Black is white, up is down, dogs and cats living together...
sheer_falacy: divine gambit is so good if your opponent has no cards in hand
Alas_Babylon: Sound is mega louds
sheer_falacy: if they do then, uh, whoops
TheWriterAleph: "what'd you call me?"
Alas_Babylon: Much better
DiscordianTokkan: The land of wind and ghosts
Angelic_Bovines: why are we hearing the realm of wind and shadows
Angelic_Bovines: I suppose Cam was just sent there
Angelic_Bovines: @DiscordianTokkan we're sharing a brain cell
Sorator13: it's where cam keeps his heart-in-a-box
Kadenus: garruk is a different kind of bear
MegaDosX: I mean, Garruk's totally a bear
sheer_falacy: wait who is Sixtyten
MegaDosX: Just not in the same way
eye_h_bar: Exactly @Kadenus
DiscordianTokkan: @Angelic_Bovines It's a good braincell *nods*
Pharmacistjudge: garruk is too ripped to be a bear
Kadenus: adam how did you draft this deck
sheer_falacy: shapeshifter is a type
MegaDosX: I do that in my Moritte Brawl deck
Nuurgle: you can, and I did early on, not realiing naming shapeshifter is a trap
Earthenone: its a textbox, you can name a whole lot of things
sheer_falacy: you could technically have a shapeshifter with no other types, with effort
MegaDosX: I managed to drop a Bloodline Pretender, copy it with Glasspool Mimic, and then copy one of those with Moritte
MegaDosX: It was pretty funny
F1SHOR: someone said colourless was weak so noone was taking them :P
eye_h_bar: Muscle bears are totally a thing @Pharmacistjudge
RandomTrivia: There are a bunch of shapeshifters with no other types. They're usually clones
Martizz1e: holy butts this is the first time seeing ben's new setup on stream <3
Kadenus: yeah very true
Pharmacistjudge: what's the difference between a muscle bear and a hunk?
Natedogg2: Cameron just needs to get Picky here.
sheer_falacy: there has actually been a surprisingly low amount of snow this stream
L_i_b_r_a_r_y: How many creature types are in Magic? More than 200?
vellebastet: @martizz1e It's pretty sick
MegaDosX: Also I had someone kill me in Sealed with a Quakebringer with Raven Wings attached to it, and all I could say was "That's a funny looking bird, opponent"
MegaDosX: Sick value there Ben
GenericGuy2G: No attack first NotLikeThis
noSmokeFire: legendary creature - ouphe
Alas_Babylon: Oofa, +/- doofa
A_Dub888: oofa with added doofa
sheer_falacy: !card kitchen finks
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
KaptainKuantum: I've found the Black / Red '10x Removals' archetype a familiar friend in this format.
vellebastet: lrrFINE lrrFINE
MegaDosX: People say black is weak when there's a Vraska's Contempt sans the lifegain?
BoBrinkman: do we have a three little birds emote yet?
MegaDosX: Come on Adam, cast that Damnation that's totally in your deck
sheer_falacy: if you buff other colors enough, 4 mana exile a creature isn't enough
MegaDosX: Adam? I meant Cam.
MegaDosX: My bad.
matthaus_c: good decks win *despite* the pilot
RandomTrivia: Well this deck is utterly filthy. Adam you drafted excellently.
zombub: I'll attack but only because I want to not because you told me to
Earthenone: land can interact too
MegaDosX: Rude.
SnowBuddy18: uhh, vroom?
xantos69: My favorite kind of interaction with the opponent is turning my creatures sideways.
donuteater: Dang.
Pharmacistjudge: I'll allow it Cam.
vellebastet: benginHeart
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: I mean, Ben was forced to do that by Kardur, so it's not like it was his fault :p
TheWarbo: "one time no removal" technically happened
sheer_falacy: I'll allow game 2
Sorator13: LUL
Khalahd: For Ben's fun, you mean? XD
petey_vonwho: so, looks like we are going to get the "not winners" bracket tonight at least
circusofkirkus: LUL
greenmonkeysam: "Bo1" and "best of one" are the same number of syllables...
Kadenus: are they all named "god's perfect deck"
Pharmacistjudge: Life of multi-time Mythic Limited player Adam Savidan
RandomTrivia: Cam seems to have brought his PPR face to this event, given his experience getting dumpstered by unreasonable limited decks
Nuurgle: I have like 40+ Jumpstart combos saves...
MegaDosX: And here I am with 72 constructed decks, and I have to keep removing old ones so I can make new ones >_>
MegaDosX: I love that the creature type choice window has every creature type in Magic programmed in
Sorator13: does it, or does it only have the types from sets on Arena?
MegaDosX: Also that card on the left in Ben's hand is a yikes
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sheer_falacy: aggress!
DiscordianTokkan: Choo choooo
circusofkirkus: I've seen better lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 You can pick things like Atog
Sorator13: huh, neat
sheer_falacy: two decks would like for the opponent to run out of life please
RandomTrivia: So begins the passing of two ships in the night
vellebastet: That is such good art
sheer_falacy: the dog is an old god
nyquister_: Game 2? Again?
MegaDosX: lmao Ben targeting Cam for a moment with the saga
sheer_falacy: somehow
MegaDosX: "I would like to destroy my opponent" - Ben, probably
NarishmaReborn: when you have a dog of your own Ben, we will tell them of this day
SnowBuddy18: that is 1 oofa doofa of damage
KaptainKuantum: Ben's deck seems unreasonably deece.
tztfg: Unplayable
sheer_falacy: 4 mana destroy a creature... and I guess it has other text? Weird
MegaDosX: Pick Shapeshifter, you won't :p
circusofkirkus: choose efreet
SnowBuddy18: pick elf
MegaDosX: Also that happens
SnowBuddy18: it creates two elves
TheWriterAleph: t a s t y
sheer_falacy: choose hound, show Wizards what you think of normalization
donuteater: This deck is nasty
Sorator13: yum
carpeamentum: it would be an elf no matter what you chose... it's ok
noSmokeFire: deec
SquirrelLord1111: Ben's deck seems stupid good
Alas_Babylon: Play that mainboard Phyrexian Unlife
Jadaris: i like how "Efreet" came up on the auto complete
noSmokeFire: @carpeamentum right, but the elves from Return Upon the Tide only buffed it because Ben chose elf
lirazel64: There are a LOT of shapeshifters in Kaldheim.
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, you were successful, you made Ben look like a bad person with a powerful deck.
RandomTrivia: Cam no! You denied your opponent the opportunity to make a mistake!
manwichcannon: steal Bens mouse
circusofkirkus: MASKWOOD NEXUS TOO
circusofkirkus: WTF
sheer_falacy: hint: put planeswalker in bin
sheer_falacy: uh, ok
Nuurgle: *engine revving noises*
Dmc3628: Kardur forced the issue
carpeamentum: @noSmokeFire oh, right, very good point
MegaDosX: Kardur seems pretty spicy in Commander, but in 1vs1 format it seems...less good
KaptainKuantum: He know only fighting.
vellebastet: gg
SnowBuddy18: Cam could have chosen to live though
sheer_falacy: oh darn I have to attack with my entire board of deathtouch creatures
SquirrelLord1111: Did Adam just build 40 card constructed?
sheer_falacy: !card kardur
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kardur, Doomscourge; Kardur's Vicious Return
RomanGoro: Sounds like an Adam draft
arrowgrut: seems bonkers
RandomTrivia: Adam gets to feel the wrath of his creation
SnowBuddy18: a normal draft bracket and a bonkers draft bracket?
KaleidoscopeMind: So Kathleen can't lose?
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RandomTrivia: LUL
noSmokeFire: big self care mood
sheer_falacy: you can't vamp, Not a Drop to Drink finished
Pharmacistjudge: always imporant to friend yourself
niccus: it might be valentine's, but there's never been a better time to love thyself
Alas_Babylon: The most Valentine's Day of questions
wurmbane: 867-5309
RandomTrivia: ADAM
Graham_LRR: “Thank me for being a friend...”
RandomTrivia: You threw away a 7-0!
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underhill33: oof
rendelnep: I remember Serge deleting his fish
sheer_falacy: if someone gives you their account, that is a sacred trust
sheer_falacy: don't abandon them!
RandomTrivia: FNPF, where new friends are forged!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
kerbalized_: wuht
RandomTrivia: *friendships oops
Fruan: WHY
Sorator13: WutFace
underhill33: what the hell
SnowBuddy18: Adam, just say you didn't want to crush normal people with the deck
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Aarek: yeah everyone in the guild was giving him a hard time for thaT
KaptainKuantum: I guess it's a Friday Night Pixel Fight these days?
F1SHOR: thats such a serge thing to do benginLol
sheer_falacy: you should never feel guilty for having a good deck
MegaDosX: So we blame all of the other players in that pod for Adam building that monster of a deck? :p
RandomTrivia: When you draft your seat correctly, it feels like the whole world is on your side
sheer_falacy: even if someone else gave it to you
petey_vonwho: as someone who is trying to earn enough gold to pay for a server transfer, the fish story hurts
mrverbal: sealed is high skill to do consistently well at, but any single pool can be skewed
Countjondi: the best is when your sealed pool sucks and you win anyway
RomanGoro: Every time I've seen you draft in FNPF you drafted amazing decks, Adam
MegaDosX: Cam did you challenge the right player?
sheer_falacy: you can buy server transfers for gold? Holy crap I'm glad I quit
RandomTrivia: He's gone to throw away more fish!
thedalishdelight: Secretly Ben was in Adam's draft, passing him all the good cards.
Countjondi: there is a whos on first sketch in here
GenericGuy2G: Restart both clients.
cosarprime: sometimes you have to restart the client.
donuteater: You guys aren't friends already?
cosarprime: Arena's friend system is clunky.
Caffine1138: That High Quality Arena Programming :D
sheer_falacy: Reboot, reimage, replace
RandomTrivia: @Countjondi It really is LUL
SnowBuddy18: @donuteater apparently Ben and Kathleen weren't
petey_vonwho: you did this to yourself!
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AdamYMHMI: This is the deck whispering, "You abandoned me... now face your regrets..."
MegaDosX: I think seeing people get beaten up by their own creations is going to be funny
RandomTrivia: Congratulations, Adam, you played yourself :D
Dmc3628: I am Thou
odocoelus: I restart at least once an evening whenever I play Gladiator on Arena.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
SnowBuddy18: Path of Exile?
RandomTrivia: WAT
DiscordianTokkan: Go Ooooon
control_rig: KEEP
sheer_falacy: Giant women trending on twitter
Issurru: NO MEHPS
Juliamon: uhhhhh
DeM0nFiRe: Literally didnt even shuffle the deck
RandomTrivia: There's a glitch in the matrix...
philippekav: Zerkers !!!
sheer_falacy: that is an unlikely hand
Dog_of_Myth: Snap keep. :p
LoganAura: Is James around?
jetpixi: Just be James, Ben
Moonspeak721: ben's not a coward so he'll keep
GenericGuy2G: Snap keep!
JosephDeath: Did they forget to add land?
Sniknob: Keeeep wheelerHub
sheer_falacy: it's like hearthstone, you just get one mana per turn
Sorator13: oops, no lands!
RandomTrivia: Pile Count! Call it a pile count! It isn't a shuffle! *pedantry complete*
MegaDosX: That 2-drop creature in that hand seems less useful against Adam's deck, but we'll see how we go
RandomTrivia: "Why doesn't Adam, the largest LRR member, simply eat the other, smaller members?"
sheer_falacy: Two can play at conceding!
MegaDosX: Wow, turn 4?!?
RandomTrivia: You want wheelspinning? I'll show you wheelspinning!
KaptainKuantum: @RandomTrivia Actually, who IS the largest member? Is it actually Adam?
GredGredmansson: TAKE!
sheer_falacy: Adam is very big
sheer_falacy: His art is twice the size of the rest
GredGredmansson: @RandomTrivia perhaps they are saving that for the new subs
RandomTrivia: @KaptainKuantum I presume it's either Adam or Graham, but I've never seen them in person to compare heights, so...
MegaDosX: Time for Ben to drop his own bomb rare
GredGredmansson: !findquote take
LRRbot: Quote #2618: "Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?" —Adam [2016-05-27]
Favre_Studios: who's bigger, adam or graham
philippekav: that cat is so good in this format
sheer_falacy: Adam has more tattoos, that's the real metric
KaptainKuantum: Graham has always seemed the largest to me but that's maybe because I associate him with Garuk now.
MegaDosX: It's not the Royal Scions, I doubt he'd be interested :p
GredGredmansson: Tyvar is such a lovable dope
SnowBuddy18: does the cosmos serpent drink cosmos elixer?
LackingSanity_: it makes life miserable against aggro
donuteater: I think Graham is taller but Adam is more muscular?
Kadenus: anything with 5 toughness up seems huge
sheer_falacy: what a world, where a 3/6 for 6 is a bomb
GredGredmansson: @SnowBuddy18 actually the Gods drink the cosmos elixir, its what makes them immortal
big_blue_man: Adam's going off
RandomTrivia: @sheer_falacy Don't forget the Vigilance, the best combat keyword since flying!
GredGredmansson: !card Tyvar Kell
LRRbot: Tyvar Kell [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tyvar [3] | Elves you control have "{T}: Add {B}." / [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Elf. Untap it. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. / [0]: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast an Elf spell, it gains haste until end of turn and you draw two cards."
ShaneLeeAtk: !card Serah angel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card serra angel
LRRbot: Serra Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks, Mega!
carpeamentum: no, the angel's name is Sarah
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RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly that's a lot of elves
MegaDosX: Doomskar's looking quite nice right now
KaptainKuantum: Thus is just elfsessive.
sheer_falacy: if only you had the emblem
offbeatwitch: i love green stompy
RandomTrivia: This seems fine. lrrFINE
offbeatwitch: & green ramp
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
GredGredmansson: WOW BEN
fcloud: But very elffective.
Dmc3628: that's a pile to choose out of
manwichcannon: How are we going to feed this many elves
noSmokeFire: gifts: ungiven
sheer_falacy: @offbeatwitch isn't that just green?
offbeatwitch: yep! :D
fcloud: not to mention elfficient
Sorator13: Tyvar's emblem wouldn't affect the elf tokens, though, right?
MegaDosX: Ben's gotta make him have it though
sheer_falacy: it is cast, so no
GredGredmansson: emblem says Elves you cast
RandomTrivia: OH NO
noSmokeFire: @Sorator13 correct. tokens enter the battlefield, but they aren't cast
Sorator13: ruh roh
big_blue_man: OH
sheer_falacy: ow
donuteater: Dang
abracadaver23: FBtouchdown
big_blue_man: I...may need to play elves now
Dmc3628: then return makes 2 more elves and procs harder off Shadowsage
RandomTrivia: It's like playing Gifts for Unburial Rites
xantos69: Wow....Deck is good.
MegaDosX: 60 card limited deck, let's go! :p
petey_vonwho: ooo, and a nexux? very nice
petey_vonwho: *nexus
RandomTrivia: Adam's draft was clearly absurd
sheer_falacy: it turns out if your draft is good enough you cut good cards
BluePlainCreek: can't be that good with zero wins
SnowBuddy18: snow swamp for style points?
big_blue_man: Well now I want to play elf commander
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhh
MegaDosX: A 3/3 for 2? Seems fine
enki1256: I built the elf deck, some what in a home sealed pull the other day. Skemfar shadowsage so good, to good, cus my playgroup started always countering it.
GredGredmansson: !findquote elf
LRRbot: Quote #4676: "I am an elf and I am in touch with the spirit of nature and the spirit of nature says we look delicious!" —Kathleen, as Morra [2018-02-12]
sheer_falacy: elf commanders are good enough that they banned one
sheer_falacy: completely
GredGredmansson: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #1508: "I'm full of water now!" —Beej [2016-01-11]
Roger_Job329: Rhys redeemed is amazing
donuteater: G/B elves are a great tribal commander deck now.
Uzumaki15: They're good until they over commit to the board
big_blue_man: Just wish I had a tyvar kell
petey_vonwho: I finally got to draft this set yesterday and managed to pull off Maskwood Nexus into Battle of Frost and Fire. It was lrrAWESOME
TheWriterAleph: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #2438: "Yes! I'm full of birds! My dream has come true, Cori! I'm covered in sparrows!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
Uzumaki15: That still a grand truth
lamina5432: a grand truth
Pharmacistjudge: magic's grand truth
sheer_falacy: in commander you kill whoever is "winning"
big_blue_man: slivers are a constant, like death and taxes
cosarprime: The issue is its a tribal deck of lords.
KaptainKuantum: I don't think they banned Leovold for being an Elf...
cosarprime: They're very explosive if you don;t
HundreydAundre: type-0 bits?
donuteater: Yu shoot the sliver first because it gets too complex otherwise
big_blue_man: !findquote sliver
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
techstorm45: god my sliver deck got some good stuff from this set
RandomTrivia: Silvers are fundamentally flawed design. They can only be snowbally
sheer_falacy: which is life total - if you play a tapland that gains 2 life, you are the enemy of all
MegaDosX: Now the question is, did Adam see it coming?
petey_vonwho: kill order is slivers > blue deck > elves
Alas_Babylon: I mean, their new legendary gives everything Cascade, I'd hard focus it until my grave
HundreydAundre: I mean,....type-0 FORMAT Bits?
decayedcorpseofozymandias: if there are ever more than one slivers on the field, get the slivers player
manwichcannon: !findquote crease
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Sick card draw
Angelic_Bovines: In 2030 EDH, you play three turns and then mathematically determine the winner
TabbyLavalamp: 2030 is just 9 years away.
Sorator13: nice
TabbyLavalamp: We live in the future now.
GredGredmansson: This is the year of Sealab 2021
RandomTrivia: Ya think, Ben? :D
fcloud: in 2030, everyone declares their decktype, you wait 30 seconds, and the game tells you who won
MegaDosX: I have a Vega Brawl deck that I've had a lot of fun with recently, so seeing it do well in this game has been neat
donuteater: Card draw is as good as the cards you draw
TabbyLavalamp: The moon was blasted out of earth's orbit over 20 years ago.
KaptainKuantum: I totally can't wait for full immersion, haptic feedback Arena.
manwichcannon: its always good if you draw all of your cards
RandomTrivia: Cam speaks wisdom. Brainstorm is powerful in Legacy because it draws cards that are powerful in Legacy.
HundreydAundre: @Angelic_Bovines Nah, you actually RESTART the game with the same calculation(s). Then set up character sheets based on everything played in between said games.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Conspiracy theory: no one has ever *seen* a sliver commander deck pop off.
MegaDosX: Adam's in the driver's seat right now
Alas_Babylon: Vega seems really sweet in Adventures, wonder if there's some sort of Bant build that gets hyper mega value
RandomTrivia: *MROW*
Pharmacistjudge: advantage bar: Adam
RandomTrivia: Thanks Baxter
underhill33: mrow
Alas_Babylon: Baxter loves it
petey_vonwho: hi Baxter!
MechaNoelle: either way this goes adam wins
sheer_falacy: meow
fcloud: every time i hear that "bugs" sound it reminds me of system shock 2
RandomTrivia: Sometimes he just wants a hug, so Graham tells us
fcloud: which used that exact effect in one of the levels
RandomTrivia: Please give Baxter hugs from us
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
ashteranic: 🐈
sheer_falacy: when you are streaming it's probably hard to sit in your lap
sheer_falacy: which means something is wrong
tangokilo421: Baxter has things we need to hear, it would seem
SnowBuddy18: hi Baxter
Figgyleaf: GlitchCat
RandomTrivia: So vocal today
GredGredmansson: funny, all those cards are naturally elves
BraveKingMax: chatty catty
MegaDosX: Man you should've picked Eldrazi
HundreydAundre: @Angelic_Bovines Then uh campaign format enters the stack each time a player loses first which determines the DM for the rest of the game/round.
Figgyleaf: Meows give me life
MegaDosX: The Nexus makes everything proc that card
Sorator13: yeah, 5 mana for two 1/1s and a 4/4 that grows is great
KaptainKuantum: Omg, so raven.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh no you guys forgot to draft a deck for Baxter!
GredGredmansson: meanwhile Adam sneakily doing Bird Tribal
RandomTrivia: Imagine playing this deck in paper, getting to point at things and say trigger so many times
Sorator13: unfortunately none of them have flying
donuteater: He gets so much value off fortelling combat tricks
sheer_falacy: birds are taller than elves, you heard it here
GredGredmansson: !card maskwood nexus
LRRbot: Maskwood Nexus [4] | Artifact | Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. / {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia This deck would be complicated to play in paper with all of the triggers you'd have to deal with
Sorator13: awww
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: In fact either deck
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Nothing brings me so much joy as pointing to a permanent and saying trigger
TotallyNotaBeholder: How wude
MegaDosX: Pick something funny!
MegaDosX: :D
Sorator13: @RandomTrivia better feeling than drawing a card?
sheer_falacy: ah, the best type
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Sorator13: LUL
KaptainKuantum: That thing look baleful to you guys?
RandomTrivia: @Sorator13 Usually one leads to the other
TheWriterAleph: bloodline pretender has entered his second form!!
big_blue_man: "show and tell into Emrakul?"
GredGredmansson: "in response, destroy Maskwood Nexus
Sorator13: this is true @RandomTrivia
A_Dub888: !birb
HundreydAundre: More like "AIR-PORT"; Destination: Opponent's deck + life total.
KaptainKuantum: Oooooh, elk, eesh.
Dmc3628: before the days Oko
MegaDosX: The bird of the day!
MegaDosX: WOAH
F1SHOR: everyones laughing untill he plays spaghetti mom
noSmokeFire: I think ben might be trouble
MegaDosX: That was a sick turn
GredGredmansson: Now everybody's heard, about the bird
donuteater: U/W control
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
RandomTrivia: LUL
sheer_falacy: I'm an eldrazi
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Sorator13: oops all eldrazi?
MegaDosX: Ben is secretly playing an Eldrazi deck
HundreydAundre: GJeep, sun!
KaptainKuantum: Well it IS a winter set.
RandomTrivia: You thought we were gone, but it was me, Eldrazi!
TheWriterAleph: "our tentacles will blot out the sun!!"
SnowBuddy18: can I be an Eldrazi?
SK__Ren: Alldrazi
Sorator13: idea: an Un- card called "Oops, all ___"
donuteater: These are all birds
GredGredmansson: "Eldrazi Eldrazi?" "Is that the Eldrazi deck?"
big_blue_man: this is just I'm Spartacus all over again...
MegaDosX: Maskwood Nexus is probably my favourite card from Kaldheim because it allows such funny interactions
DeM0nFiRe: We are ALL eldrazi on this blessed day
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noSmokeFire: in a real way they ARE dinosaurs
fcloud: theyre dinosaurs WITH FLYING
TotallyNotaBeholder: And then there's the chicken...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL to be fair, a plague engineered to kill Eldrazi would be super useful
jfarbo87: the canadian goose for example
GredGredmansson: !findquote Eldrazi
LRRbot: Quote #1693: "If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone." —Kathleen [2016-01-29]
KaptainKuantum: Confirmed, Storm Crow beats Dreadmaw.
Favre_Studios: they are dinosaurs
MegaDosX: !card engineered plague
LRRbot: Engineered Plague [2B] | Enchantment | As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / All creatures of the chosen type get −1/−1.
lamina5432: my favorite combo in limited with that artifact is reflections of litjarra
Martizz1e: @LoadingReadyRun to be faaaaaaaair
RomanGoro: And also chickens
HundreydAundre: Yea, thanks Alfred Hitchcock for that...demonstration of.... Avenphobia.
Favre_Studios: They are literally dinosaurs
RandomTrivia: We are at least 50% responsible for what happened to chickens
donuteater: We haven't screwed them up, we improved chickens
xantos69: We got exactly one thing right about chickens. Flavor!
nyquister_: There is even algorithm based on evolution - Evidence +1
TotallyNotaBeholder: That's fair Kathleen, we've really messed up some things, point conceeded
SnowBuddy18: @LoadingReadyRun but Paul, how do we know you're NOT an eldrazi
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, Bald Eagles sound like seagulls
resistentialism: trickster heist your own maskwood nexus to ruin your opoonent's mutate deck
decayedcorpseofozymandias: also don't underestimate chickens, they still have pointy bits
Jobot180: bok bok rarr
KaptainKuantum: I think a T-Rex sounds like a deep, guterral turkey.
fcloud: adam is clipping a bit
NotCainNorAbel: I want to hear a T-Rex crow for the sun
F1SHOR: adam can safely say he single handedly stopped the eldrazi invasion of kaldheim
TabbyLavalamp: I saw a video of a chicken killing a mouse and it changed my mind on them.
MechaNoelle: chickens will tear you apart at any moment
Front_Ranger: Then there's the Red Panda whose "intimidation move" makes it look extra adorable.
lirazel64 had duck for dinner and festivitie
TheWriterAleph: "BUH. KAW." -T-rex, probably
HundreydAundre: Yea, but it's like 1XK Soundboards across two football fields.
Favre_Studios: chickens are omnivorous
lirazel64: feels entirely justified.
RandomTrivia: "The most difficult enemy to conquer is yourself" Pretty sure someone wise said that once
HundreydAundre: That's what it could sound like.
GredGredmansson: 15 Squirrels can block Emrakul, but can Emrakul block 5 birds?
thekrakenwithin: Our chickens eat frogs and voles.
sheer_falacy: what a good card
MegaDosX: Adam drew a lot of cards off Vega
sheer_falacy: at some point you don't need cards anymore
Front_Ranger: "A reasonable amount" always translates to "an unreasonable amount". ;)
MegaDosX: !card vega, the watcher
LRRbot: Vega, the Watcher [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
decayedcorpseofozymandias: one time a rooster and peacock of mine got into a fight with a bobcat and won
KaptainKuantum: I don't trust a bird with such a genuine grievance against mankind.
Dmc3628: Escape, Future Sight, Flashback, Exile cast zone
MegaDosX: Adventure works too
SnowBuddy18: "it would be easier to count how many I didn't draw from Vega" - Adam, probably
Favre_Studios: commanders
sheer_falacy: birds are omnivorous
GredGredmansson: Elv
korvys: Alf
noSmokeFire: Ulf
sheer_falacy: even the ones you think aren't
MegaDosX: Adventure, escape, retrace, flashback, jump-start, etc
SnowBuddy18: Olf
RandomTrivia: Even Chandra abilities that flip cards from the top
BluePlainCreek: Alph
GredGredmansson: doesn
sheer_falacy: if you eat my cat I will tear you asunder
Alas_Babylon: Some things haven't aged well
GredGredmansson: doesn't it end with Alf dying?
noSmokeFire: didn't Alf get dissected by the government in the finale?
korvys: !card Iron Verdict
LRRbot: Iron Verdict [2W] | Instant | Iron Verdict deals 5 damage to target tapped creature. / Foretell {W}
sheer_falacy: I hope he dies
HundreydAundre: Adventure!? Adventures are FOUR ISEKAIS!!
El_Funko: He gets arrested by the Feds doesn't he
donuteater: I liked the robot chicken Alien parody with ALF
sheer_falacy: I'm the baby, gotta love me
Decaped: Buddy dies at the end of Elf. Director's cut.
MegaDosX: That was a dark as hell finale to Dinosaurs
korvys: Just kill it
fcloud: ET but the darkest timeline
El_Funko: It's SUPER messed up
niccus: eh, he deserved it
sheer_falacy: arrested for felicide
KaptainKuantum: I don't think we really got Alf in the UK. It's a fascinating cultural artifact.
GredGredmansson: Apparently that wasn't the planned ending, and the next season would have ALF living at a military base
SnowBuddy18: "oh shit, the fuzz" - Alf, probably
Pharmacistjudge: What if, our world is their Isekai?
Figgyleaf: Doesn't Dinosaurs *begin* with the dinosaurs going extinct?
Manae: It was supposed to be a two-part episode with the second being the start of the next season
fcloud: on the bright side, good to know the feds are keeping our cats safe
Manae: but it didn't get renewed
El_Funko: Yeah, they were planning on following it up, but they just ended the show so it finished super dark
AirTony7: Alf was alive when the feds got him, so technically it was a vivisection
MegaDosX: On the one hand, rude. On the other, definitely the right call there :p
gibbousm: what show?
sheer_falacy: I approve of this
GredGredmansson: Death By Cancellation
Tiber727: @Manae That's why you should never end a season on a cliffhanger.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Did Alf actually ever eat a cat? or was he just always trying to?
korvys: !card Binding of the Old God
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HundreydAundre: Oops, renewal was never cast.
sheer_falacy: that's a lot of elves
Sorator13: oh man
korvys: !card Binding the Old God
LRRbot: Binding the Old Gods [2BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. / II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
DiscordianTokkan: FUCK I love elves
nyquister_: Or firefly ending with an assassin episode
HundreydAundre: And it's at sorcery speed... guess it's game...
donuteater: I think adam got kind of lucky last round
MegaDosX: Doomskar incoming?
KaptainKuantum: Like the Buffy scene with kitten poker?
Tiber727: That would be like Farscape ended on John Chrichton being turned to dust.
sheer_falacy: kill his flash creatures
GredGredmansson: now just put Fynn out there
Tiber727: *ending
jetpixi: i love the kitten poker scene LUL
Sorator13: deathtouch kills players, right? /s
korvys: Beheld
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Kitten poker is awesome
MegaDosX: A second Vega? Neat
Pharmacistjudge: well, pretty bad if the phyrexians got loose
donuteater: Crank up the value engine
matthaus_c: Binding of the Old Gods is a cool new design, a two chapter saga? so cool
big_blue_man: Multiverse is looking nice today, clear skies with hints of Ulamog today
KaptainKuantum: It's all about Spike.
jetpixi: "You play for kittens?!"
gibbousm: Giving the board deathtouch combos with Fyn. And that Sage is on colors for them?
HundreydAundre: Watch Dis: Uh PRO Move against Adam's Savidan....
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a BEATING
sheer_falacy: that is large
HundreydAundre: wait a minute....
jetpixi: anyway i have no idea why kitten poker got brought up. i was making dinner lol
Sorator13: WutFace
sheer_falacy: no, just one block
thesurfaceofthemoon: Wait, what's the set up here?
sheer_falacy: but it does tromple
RandomTrivia: Oh ok, not quite as much of a beating
thesurfaceofthemoon: Sry, got here late
MegaDosX: It's phrased differently to things like Ochran Assassin.
MegaDosX: !card ochran assassin
LRRbot: Ochran Assassin [1BG] | Creature — Elf Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch / All creatures able to block Ochran Assassin do so.
sheer_falacy: bit late for that\
SnowBuddy18: ^
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
gibbousm: SKAARED
RandomTrivia: There it is!
jetpixi: where's the curse button?
sheer_falacy: also, owie
big_blue_man: OOH
Dmc3628: PUNISH
Sorator13: riPepperonis
MegaDosX: OH WOW
RandomTrivia: And so the turns have tabled!
KaptainKuantum: @thesurfaceofthemoon: THey're playing with decks drafted by each other.
Sorator13: LUL
AirTony7: Rekt
niccus: outdrafted
Pharmacistjudge: the drama!
DiscordianTokkan: The top deck!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BraveKingMax: savage
big_blue_man: TOPDECKED
sheer_falacy: destroy all creatures: your opponent summons a 6/6 flyer
MegaDosX: This game has been outstanding. Bomb rare into bomb rare.
voslan: Top Deck Lightning Helix
jetpixi: sergeHubris
andrean32: MercyWing1 scottfPathetic
BluePlainCreek: get outplayed
NotCainNorAbel: That's just unluckey Adam
Pywodwagon: wheelerHub
Moonspeak721: i think this one is irony?
thesurfaceofthemoon: @KaptainKuantum Ah! lol, ok thx
FionasGotIT: amazonTOS
philippekav: it's ironic hubris
Aarek: elfunkSad
sheer_falacy: it could also mean good things happen to bad people
sheer_falacy: hard to tell the difference in a zero sum game
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MegaDosX: lmao awesome
Moonspeak721: rude!
sheer_falacy: you can't die!
Sorator13: LUL
Kadenus: LUL
MegaDosX: BEN
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
gibbousm: dat BM \
SnowBuddy18: LUL
niccus: how does it feel to be a good drafter _and_ player
sheer_falacy: not until I kill you!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
gibbousm: Ben the BM
theblackerlotus: BM
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
korvys: What was that about swearing, Ben?
AirTony7: Death is a mercy
SnowBuddy18: now it's a 7/7 flier
jetpixi: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: The true laugh!
MegaDosX: So rude! And after he wrote such a nice note yo tou!
fcloud: ben: we don't swear on this show anymore. also ben: NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
MegaDosX: to you*
jmhodges: LMAO
jetpixi: LUL oh gosh
sheer_falacy: Ben has to lose now
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, was right, The deck made Ben a bad person
big_blue_man: Sir, we don't bind in this household!
lethalbluesunzenith: so much for no swearing
whitefirecomix: the day of Love and Snakeskin
sheer_falacy: according to all the story laws
DeM0nFiRe: hahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
xantos69: He told you!
sheer_falacy: well, I guess Checkhov is dead
UnhappyYak: oh Adam
control_rig: I refuse!
SnowBuddy18: hahaha
DarthRagnar815: So brave.
BluePlainCreek: you can't tell me what to do
nyquister_: Swearing is the adhoc language of love
MegaDosX: That was an amazing match
RandomTrivia: Adam going out on his own termsLUL
Sorator13: that was awesome
jetpixi: FBtouchdown
Pywodwagon: we dont deserve adam
thekrakenwithin: I mean, Adam did technically get to go out on his own terms.
ghyllnox: o/
SnowBuddy18: damn, Ben won 2 matches in his hour
Roger_Job329: seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY
sheer_falacy: yeeees, this music
AirTony7: What format do people wish was in Arena?
sheer_falacy: canlander
DeM0nFiRe: yu gi oh
Earthenone: Andabatae, we dont need to see
sheer_falacy: actually what Arena really needs is ante cards, dexterity cards, and Shahrazad
AirTony7: I wish Beejlander was available in Arena
donuteater: Every game needs Shahrazad
DeM0nFiRe: beejchase would be cool too
e_bloc: Corgo100
sheer_falacy: so many monarchs
Rustpile: Hi dad
zombub: Palentine's!
RomanGoro: Belopa!?
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: On this, the day of my daughter's wedding.
SnowBuddy18: McHellYeah
thedalishdelight: Did adam find the soul that was ejected from his body while y'all were on break?
Sorator13: look, yeah, that's just more for you
sheer_falacy: oh no the nuggies
Sorator13: this is a pro, not a con!
fcloud: adam is clipping :[
Angelic_Bovines: Two households, both alike in dignity...
sheer_falacy: ah, one of the big cards, for a whole 2 mana
KaptainKuantum: Yeah, the problem with Ancient Grudge is that it breaks to New Mutiny... ...I'm here all week.
RedPhoenixCasts: Oh hey cam, Kathleen
UnhappyYak: when Cam says "playables" does he actually mean cards that rummage for playables
RandomTrivia: That's normal, have you never seen Let
zombub: Adam gettin rowdy
RedPhoenixCasts: Oh okay...
RandomTrivia: Let's Nope is the LOUD zone
SnowBuddy18: welcome to the loud boiz
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sheer_falacy: I've altered the rules, pray I don't make more dwarfs
jetpixi: "Pray I don't alter them further"
RandomTrivia: "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further"
sheer_falacy: dwarfs are very upsetting
RandomTrivia highfives jetpixi
RedPhoenixCasts: OOF
control_rig: Whuff
Sorator13: casual 11 damage D:
KaptainKuantum: Oh no!
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: To shreds, you say.
UnhappyYak: hmmm
Sorator13: oh no
jetpixi: LUL Thanks @RandomTrivia
control_rig: Oooohhh nooo
Front_Ranger: lol
sheer_falacy: Cowards can't block warriorsa
GhostValv: so it's death then
AirTony7: I blinked. What happened?
SnowBuddy18: @AirTony7 Boros go brrrr
sheer_falacy: Kathleen hit Cameron for damage and then Cameron wasn't around anymore
RandomTrivia: One.
RandomTrivia: That one
HundreydAundre: But it was her draft gift...so she defeated herself....huh
niccus: i think one?
voslan: No
voslan: theres another
sheer_falacy: Every shapeshifter is a coward
thekrakenwithin: All shapeshifters.
Dmc3628: typified and not a changeling
andrean32: lrrFINE
resistentialism: that R legendary isn't
voslan: Their is also that Cold Snap hero that is known as the Coward
petey_vonwho: is Norin the Wary a coward?
resistentialism: no
sheer_falacy: !card norin the wary
LRRbot: Norin the Wary [R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | When a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Norin the Wary. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
OliverWight: cant add basics from sideboard
voslan: NORIN!
sheer_falacy: just a warrior
voslan: Norin the Coward
UnhappyYak: holy moly
RandomTrivia: Norin is not a coward. He is cautious! LUL
SrMuskrat: There's the boldwyr intimidator and kargan intimidator from zendikar rising
niccus: i don't think anyone would mind if they errata norin to a coward
sheer_falacy: he could block warriors if you could flash him in after attackers
lethalbluesunzenith: Norin honorary coward
HundreydAundre: Hand is coward confirmed
RandomTrivia: Norin is literally called "THE WARY" He is cautious, not cowardly
KaptainKuantum: It's literally just Craven Huk. Not other Coward card.
PaperDoopliss: @RandomTrivia You literally startled him off the battlefield by saying that
resistentialism: helm is good, pick is good
RandomTrivia: @PaperDoopliss Ah well, he'll be back
sheer_falacy: it doesn't do much, and such small portions!
HundreydAundre: Does Graham play in in his HAT tribal, maybe?
MegaDosX: I feel like all of the equip 1 artifacts are, if nothing else, excellent targets for the Runes if you draft them
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UnhappyYak: I miss hat meta
petey_vonwho: with the helms and the pick, I feel Kathleen's deck could have easily ran the red rune in her sideboard
Sorator13: I just want to say that I really appreciate Adam's vroom sounds
HundreydAundre: Also me: I'm sure the Rare Dwarf token spell can make the HATs deck somewhat better two.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: now we need a CAt, with a hat, driving the cat Car
MegaDosX: I've heard of taking five, but this is ridiculous!
KaptainKuantum: Yeah, solid mechanic.
MegaDosX: lmao squish
sheer_falacy: how many hats can one person wear
SnowBuddy18: I like the idea of putting a hat on your hat
sheer_falacy: Steve is the best planeswalker
jetpixi: That's Steven to you
RandomTrivia: Just wait, in 2 generations time they'll change how Future Sight calculates damage to be based on the recipient, rather than whatever is present when foreseen lrrBEEJ
captain_wulf: i feel like i've met this character before Adam
MegaDosX: A Canadian tuxedo?
KaptainKuantum: That fact that you can hide things from hand attack. *Chef's Kiss*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a tuxeudo teeshirt.
TheGreySeraphim: reminds me of my halfling divination wizard who just said "i fortell ___ !" and than just did the thing.
Pywodwagon: neighborhood kids call him Mr. Steve
sheer_falacy: how many hand attacks hit on your turn?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "I foretell that at some point in the future a spell will be countered!" "ya, thanks"
sheer_falacy: generally sorcery mechani
undercoverpigeon914: Hello!
telemacus: foretell at instant speed?
MegaDosX: Would you say you...saw it coming?
resistentialism: on your own turn only
lethalbluesunzenith: any time during your turn
jetpixi: *Shocked Pikachu face*
KaptainKuantum: Hey, Ben, My friend made your theme music I think, small world.
El_Funko: The blue Cosmos Charger flash horse that lets you foretell for 1 and in your oppoonents turn is nice too
fcloud: "is 'some point in the future' actually right now?" "...yes..."
SnowBuddy18: you hate me cuz you ain't me
omdorastrix: Is that the same steve with the crossbow on that one card?
HundreydAundre: Steve v. Beej. The Joke-Down of the Fork-Knight-llennium.
Tecnocrat: Planeswalker Steve just joined Tik Tok and thinks it's really neat.
LoxhamInABox: Whoops
TheMrFraser: Legendary planeswalker Steve, "That Guy, you know the one"
MegaDosX: Would killing the flyer have been better since the Craven Hulk can't block alone?
GhostValv: D:
sheer_falacy: it's ok
jetpixi: 1hp!
sheer_falacy: 1 != -
DiscordianTokkan: Choo choooo
AirTony7: I, Steve the Oracle fortell that you will leave disappointed
sheer_falacy: just never block and never take damage
Pharmacistjudge: I think you are beyond "danger"
RandomTrivia: At this point Cam could literally cast 2 Baneslayer Angels and still die
resistentialism: that's the first time it's ever done that
sheer_falacy: ow
until_may: I will forever now associate cameron with this tiny view of his home
Tecnocrat: That new meta. "A second creature"
matthaus_c: all I wanna do is draw myself into... ANOTHER CREATURE
northos: I've actually seen the destroy equipment clause come up pretty often
lamina5432: it is strictly better act of treason
RandomTrivia: The Shackles only destroy one equipment per instance of combat damage
KaptainKuantum: The ones from Kaladesh block were good.
MegaDosX: I'm getting flashbacks to Ben's Brion deck when he kept stealing Adam's big creatures and throwing them at him :p
xantos69: I mean...Shackles works REALLY well if your opponent also has Village Rites.
sheer_falacy: men ache
Alas_Babylon: 2R, steal a creature UEOT, give it a menace counter
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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MegaDosX: !updog
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sasschad: Cute shirt, Adam!
until_may: zealous conscriptys with meance
sheer_falacy: and then it's an infinite combo with kiki-jiki
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Always fun. Thank you for all you do.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
sheer_falacy: I did enjoy it!
MegaDosX: This was a great stream!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART scoopsHYPE
Alas_Babylon: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sorator13: thanks for it, this was neat!
lirazel64: It was cute!
matthaus_c: it was the top end creature of my beloved Wolf Run Ramp
atlr: feliciaYEAH
GhostValv: a whole kingdom!
RandomTrivia: This was great! Thanks everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
KaptainKuantum: Sweet stream, thanks. :)
Trashweazel: thanks!
gibbousm: Zealous Conscripts or Conquering Manticore
gibbousm: either one would be a nice reprint
jetpixi: stronk.
MegaDosX: Ishkanah but elves?
RandomTrivia: It basically has Elflink! LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Elflink!
sheer_falacy: manticore can't untap your own stuff
thekrakenwithin: Because Elf tribal needs more support.
KaptainKuantum: Like Batman Ninja?
ghyllnox: Ty! Fun stream! unarmeHeart lrrHEART
Syphilicious: elf pinata
RandomTrivia highfives DiscordianTokkan
MegaDosX: The other Kaldehim precon is all about Foretell
MegaDosX: !card ranar
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ranar the Ever-Watchful; Veteran Armorsmith; Veteran Armorer
MegaDosX: !card ranar the ever-watchful
LRRbot: Ranar the Ever-Watchful [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / The first card you foretell each turn costs {0} to foretell. / Whenever you exile one or more cards from your hand and/or permanents from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
petey_vonwho: BTW Cam, Lose Calm grants Menace
pidgemidge64: reverse Darien
MegaDosX: Ranar feels like you could build a Foretell and Flicker deck and make some spice happen
xantos69: I put in an order with them 2 days ago. And I even remembered to use the affiliate code!
until_may: I choose to believe cameron is pointing at me directly. ty
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MegaDosX: Aw, poor Cam getting left hanging there
HundreydAundre: Hau bout "Hub-bris Man" for another button, sir?
sheer_falacy: 24 hours isn't enough for their #content
jetpixi: he's chippin lol
Angelic_Bovines: How long has this man been in tarkov for
KaptainKuantum: Is the Kaldheim nicknames up soon?
GhostValv: but he's usually so good digging holes :O
TheOtherTrevor: So many more hours in the day available for streaming. An untapped market of viewers
RandomTrivia idly whistles no particular piece of film music
StageMgrRob: Is it a Secert tunnel?
Easilycrazyhat: could you imagine 24/7 LRR? Wait... that's basically desert bus.
siltyroach: I understand tarkov is a very large man and he is stuck inside his bowels yes?
donuteater: Ayy lmao
until_may: \id tier 3 sub for 24 hour LRR
Mattmitchell45: So excited Cam!
RandomTrivia: Alien First Law ysbrydHype ysbrydHype benginHype benginHype
laikagoat: zoeyEgg zoeyEgg
donuteater: Heat death was great. Then the alien showed up
MegaDosX: Oh no.
sheer_falacy: Bishop got bisected
KaptainKuantum: They're kinda twitchy.
sheer_falacy: it... didn't end well
GhostValv: 4Head
RandomTrivia: Just don't die forehead?
MegaDosX: Is Cam basically running Tomb of Horrors reskinned?
RandomTrivia: Late Night Dub Funko lrrBEEJ
siltyroach: ratJAM everyone jamming tarkov eh
MilkInBag: FBtouchdown I'm here FBtouchdown
El_Funko: Anytime I can watch James die, I'm immediately wide awake
GhostValv: they're trying alright
jetpixi: oh milk! just in time
jetpixi: LUL @El_Funko
MilkInBag: Time to start this stream
RandomTrivia: @El_Funko That content can sustain anyone
matthaus_c: ok, bro
Easilycrazyhat: trend setters
Mattmitchell45: Is this Pinball month for Talking Sim?
fcloud: sleeper, hidden gem: re4
sheer_falacy: numbers are hard
MilkInBag: NO ONE on earth every pronounced the words 'RE4'
HundreydAundre: The Late Night Tarkov Show w/ El_Funko @LRR
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Mattmitchell45: Imagine if they made a special RE4 controller?
NotCainNorAbel: I now want to create a game studio so I can skip a number in a series of games.
MilkInBag: bye bye kathleen
RandomTrivia: Bye Kathleen! lrrDARK
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrKATHLEEN
MegaDosX: Bye Kathleen!
MilkInBag: crunch
jetpixi: So long, farewell...etc
niccus: crunched out of existence
AirTony7: Y'all should play Sweet Home on the Famicom. Resident Evil -1
vellebastet: See ya!
sheer_falacy: and then there were nun
MilkInBag: when Ben laughs like Satan rlyHugo
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MilkInBag: Excuse me, Ben?
MegaDosX: What did you say to me?
jetpixi: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MilkInBag: rlyHugo rlyHugo rlyHugo
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: Good sportsmanship there :P
xantos69: cheer300 Thanks very much for the stream!
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MilkInBag: chaos
MilkInBag: CHAOS rlyStonks
MilkInBag: omg you sound like ben wheeler there
jetpixi: you sound like the Murder Trivia Party host lol
Sorator13: \o/
fcloud: haha
MilkInBag: adam yeet
CaptainSpam: 82 months oh god i am so old
MilkInBag: dr manhattan
MilkInBag: this one
MilkInBag: 3 years Kreygasm
fcloud: i could use a manwich cannon, but then again, couldnt everybody
asthanius: I think it said "Susan"
affinityartifacts: awwww friends
MilkInBag: what'S nice about 69?
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
jetpixi: Just say "Nice" Milk
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Sneaky sneaky Olivia
MilkInBag: Take care!
laikagoat: fionaLove fionaLove fionaLove
ghyllnox: o/
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
affinityartifacts: @RandomTrivia so sneakeh
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
lamina5432: gnight
NotCainNorAbel: Good night Paul.
RandomTrivia: Goodnight lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
Bladinus: woo! cheap chocolate day! lrrHEART
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RandomTrivia: Can't be sad on cheap chocolate day
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Or at least, not quite as sad