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Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
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IbunWest: cliffYell
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DarkMorford: Heh, I was just surprised it was so quiet with a stream imminent. :p
SAJewers: lrrSPOOP ?
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
SnivianMoon: Is it time for more time traveling drum shenanigans?
Jake_the_Snake_95: brb going shower 🚿
beetboxben: Hey Everyone
Jake_the_Snake_95: !lurk
beetboxben: how is everybody
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wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
IbunWest: abatLOVE
Jake_the_Snake_95: it's 34°F down here in Louisiana (1°C) which is probably nothing compared to Canada rn
wynternyghtynggale: @jake_the_snake_95 I feel you I'm in houston
IbunWest: Yeah but Canada is prepared for the cold that makes a big difference.
Juliamon: Well... yes and no.
vermilionmana: Hi all
Jake_the_Snake_95: 8 ads what the fuck
Juliamon: *most* of Canada is prepared for cold and snow.
markaci: jlrrCooltunes
Juliamon: Where LRR is? Not so much.
Wrexadecimal: ohaiii
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrAWESOME lunarj1Heart
Snowcookies: hello
GapFiller: hai Heather lrrHEATHER lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
Wrexadecimal: I lived on the east coast where snow was horrible. I hated it. I specifically moved west because of snow not being here, and now it's here. D:<
Snowcookies: I love snow
Protein_Curry: Adam was very angy about the snow as well lmao
wynternyghtynggale: it's about to snow in Houston texas..... I feel yoy
Juliamon: Adam raged on Twitter about it, Ashley also raged in that thread
GapFiller: one of the enduring experiences of my life so far was getting snow in Hong Kong
RockPusher: We all knew Heather's brain was a criminal mastermind
GapFiller: that was pretty funny
Juliamon: "I wish we had snow" said nobody who's ever had to deal with a foot/meter of snow
GapFiller: this is the Albertan coming out eh Heather
constablecrab: It's been raining here for days.
Wrexadecimal: I'm with Adam :P
RockPusher: There may be other sources of news, but they don't have… this snow!
TehAmelie: ha. i wish i could give my snow to anyone who wished for it
GapFiller: surely coming from Sask Adam wd be as used to it as an Albertan
lirazel64: Snow is great if you don't have to adult in it.
RockPusher: seamus5Cozy seamus5Cozy seamus5Cozy
Juliamon: GapFiller Being "used to" and "enjoying" are two different things
TehAmelie: 700 trucks full a day, for weeks, and they still haven't cleared the town streets. . .
Juliamon: I'm used to snow. I've had 37 years minus two days of dealing with snow. I fucking hate it.
Wrexadecimal: "Hot Salted Bullshit" is a powerful phrase. 10/10.
Jake_the_Snake_95 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
Jake_the_Snake_95: holy cannoli 3 months
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Wrexadecimal: Okay, I was about to ask if that's what lrrIAN named his mini after. good.
Snowcookies: lol
Jake_the_Snake_95: I'm gonna go shower 🚿 brb!
Juliamon: As seen on the Car Hunt, Goro can go anywhere
Niahlah: <message deleted>got the drum controller yet??
Juliamon: Please stop asking about the drum controller.
CommanderPulsar: Is it still salt, or do they use other ice-melt chemicals now?
Protein_Curry: Florida has no snow so I can't feel anyone's pain aha
DarkMorford: I was thinking Goro from Mortal Kombat and was wondering why the Mini would have 6 limbs/wheels
constablecrab: Waaaaaait a minute! Are you guys having FUN doing this??
Juliamon: They established two weeks ago now that they wouldn't be using one.
Wrexadecimal: this fish was made for me. LRRRR
RockPusher: SabaPing
LordZarano: They should spread molten salt and just explode all the snow away
TehAmelie: i want a drum shaped fish for a pet
niccus: the steampunk wasteland of the kitty hawk peninsula
constablecrab: There is no way the timeline was ever okay in this world.
RockPusher: sergeLurk
DarkMorford: Wow, that's much less dialogue than I'd normally expect from Orville before a flight. Kappa
TehAmelie: what an adorable little plane
constablecrab: With a six of Mountain Dew in the trunk
DoppoBijou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
DoppoBijou: Just tuned in, but it seems something quite fishy is going on this stream.
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Juliamon: Chris is the pirate
constablecrab: Chris is the pirate
TehAmelie: just large enough to fly with a sixpack. Amazon wishes they had this
niccus: chris is not pictured
GapFiller: Chris sounds like the kinda name yr give a plane
GapFiller: its obvsly a clown plane
niccus: so in this universe, the wrights also invented the combustion engine
niccus: and oil refinement
TehAmelie: so snug. i bet it stays airborne with pure love
DarkMorford: Oh, wings sound good, but I already decided on pancakes for dinner tonight.
Protein_Curry: why is lakio fat albert?
constablecrab: Rose is best character
Niahlah: Ian sounds like a 40's news caster when he talks like that
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constablecrab: A sawblade with knives
Snowcookies: I missed some episodes, why does Cleo have a ghost mummy?
TehAmelie: Don Durnham, the drumverse's duplicate of Bo Burnham
Niahlah: the sawblade is a real cut-up
GDwarf: I've missed a few, is that...Cleopatra with a stand?
Earthenone: thats cleos stand, walk like an egyptian
CaptainSpam: No introduction, no nothing, just outright DEMANDS for a name. How rude.
Juliamon: Snowcookies It was her prize for finding the secret treasure in the pyramid: a great spirit that wants to grant her MUSCLES
GapFiller: idunno Robert is pretty good
TehAmelie: Cleopatra is the queen who has everything, including a stand
Protein_Curry: When will we, the people, receive a new Amplitude game?
Snowcookies: Juliamon huh. I have no words
TehAmelie: Rogert
Juliamon: He won't leave her alone until she is muscular. It's pretty creepy.
TehAmelie: i knew a guy named Rogert. owed my stepdad money
constablecrab: Next fight we're definitely meeting an actual robot rat
constablecrab: That one is definitely a Pokemon from Team Yell
Niahlah: song randomizer got stuck on loop?
LordZarano: Robot rat punk apparently
TehAmelie: i wish they would animate the gold bug walking backwards to stay on top of the ball while its minions roll it, while trying to sit down, smoke its pipe and look cool at the same time
DarkMorford: Why is there a cycloptic dado stack in this game?
RandomAccessMagic: fuck yeah
niccus: oh, one of those wheel angels
CommanderPulsar: Uriel is Death.
Protein_Curry: He is an archangel
Protein_Curry: thats all i got
IbunWest: Beyblade
CommanderPulsar: Michael is War.
JohnLockeCole: Michael is the Guardian Angel of the Nation of Israel
lirazel64: Angel of spiritual warfare
mostlydiabolical: my rabbit was called ripsaw. he scratched me pretty badly once
TehAmelie: before or after being named?
JohnLockeCole: Nahh not enough wheels within he wheeels
mostlydiabolical: moments before
Protein_Curry: @mostlydiabolical How many buns do you have?
Mysticman89: wiki is informing there are a lot of nurses who are also serial killers who are/were known as the angel of death
TehAmelie: that makes sense then
mostlydiabolical: I was holding him in my arms palm up as a teen. he jumped. couldn't house train him, so was my only one. have a nutty labrador
Juliamon: It's always a bit disappointing when cosmetic items have in-game effects. Having to dress for power sucks.
constablecrab: you must suplex the train
JohnLockeCole: a train! suplex it
Juliamon: GalX999 fits
Dog_of_Myth: Suplex the train!
JohnLockeCole: Trains must be named Sabin, if they Join.. or maybe Figaro
TehAmelie: apparently a "lot" of serial killer women stopped getting their kicks when medical science learned to trace poisons
Protein_Curry: Yessss
Niahlah: @Juliamon that was one of the things I loved about the "Tales of" games
Niahlah: you could dress however you wanted
Mysticman89: I do like games where theres your equipment, and then a seperate layer for what displays. So you can were you game mechanically optimal mess, and appear to be wearing peak style/RP gear
Protein_Curry: @niahlah but also they had the cosmetics on in cutscenes, which was also great and sometimes pretty funny
TehAmelie: i wanted to make an online game where you are a self-aware program starting out in a model of your computer and you have to learn to dial out before you can enter the informaiton superhighway
constablecrab: This all seems authentic to 1903.
Earthenone: 1903, home of the bullet train
Dog_of_Myth: 1903, Known Demon Train hideout
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TehAmelie: if we recruit the ghost train can we name it Sabin?
SnivianMoon: "Please, Metal Head Ted was my father. Call me Fred."
TehAmelie: intriguing. you mod your robot characters by just screwing magic screws into them
vmob: metal head tederick
SajuukSjet: oooh, studio ghibli track
GDwarf: Castle in the Sky
GDwarf: Yeah
Mysticman89: no min/maxing one uber character, and instead spread the love to everyone
SajuukSjet: _thats_ the one, gdwarf :D
JohnLockeCole: I mean.. why *do* Honedge and Eevee have biologies similar enough that the same potion works on both? I never thought of that actually
Snowcookies: lol
elah806: The passive aggressive gift book is such a DRAG
DarkMorford: @JohnLockeCole I mean, it's all carbon when you get right down to it.
Mortimew: guilt is the worst form of family communication. Eff that.
Niahlah: does that mean someone has no life now?
lirazel64: I... found an edible fruit bouquet to be a tricky gift to be thankful for.
JohnLockeCole: DarkMorford Ahhhhh High Carbon Steel ;p
TehAmelie: it would have made FF7 a little interesting strategically if you didn't just feed all the Sources to Cloud since he's the one who has to be included all the time and does everything anyway
Coyoteofthenine: yeah I've been given passive aggressive wedding gift
elah806: When I first adopted veganism, at least one family member sent me a recipe book that was some kind of specific diet that was partially plant-based, the implication was definitely "but can't you just eat a little meat sometime"
Juliamon: The gift of life. From a coffin.
TehAmelie: ooh, are we gonna get a taste of the sarcophagus juice?
Mysticman89: he whistles
JohnLockeCole: Train is the Screamer
Unpronounceable: What's this boost challenge thing people are using points for?
Juliamon: Unpronounceable It gives the stream extra promotion by reccing it to more people
Earthenone: its us proving engagment to a twtich algorhythm
JohnLockeCole: it ... I'm not clear exactly what it does, but it raises the discoverability on twitch browsing systems
niccus: when you see the police and you need to keep them out, that's a shoo shoo poh poh
constablecrab: XD
JohnLockeCole: also I have 200k points and don't do much with them anyway
DoppoBijou: the8bitLUL the8bitLUL the8bitLUL
DarkMorford: Perfect!
Niahlah: the meme is strong
Juliamon: That's.... well played, game
TehAmelie: oh ho ho we definitely have to get that boost challenge done on this stream so we can play Twitch's algoRHYTHM
Earthenone: do you think they started with nameing the train thomas, then decided all the other monsters would have to have similar names to not be out of place?
JohnLockeCole: wait how many Letters do we get for names?
Niahlah: 7 ish
Juliamon: It's a hard 7-character limit
constablecrab: OK!
TehAmelie: one better than the SNES era
JohnLockeCole: Seven, but Nobunaga, and Cleopatra are both names in the game??
Earthenone: prenamed can have more than 7
CaptainSpam: We don't get to rename them.
IbunWest: The two stats of a door. Lock and OK.
CaptainSpam: So according to its title, this song is the theme to the .mkv container format?
TehAmelie: i feel very science fictional whenever i use my door lock that has a computer using a small charge generated by inserting the key
LordZarano: 7 may have made sense for Japanese but it definitely does not for english
JohnLockeCole: Player accessable names should match the game assigned names list
JohnLockeCole: please give us at least Nine, for Cleopatra
TehAmelie: i'm sure they had to do some ugly hacks to allow Cleopatra and them to have such long names
JohnLockeCole: And Catherine! that's *ten* letters
LordZarano: Nobunaga is 4 chars or less of Japanese: のぶなが
Juliamon: Cleopatra is 6 characters in katakana, I think it's the longest
TehAmelie: how about Professor Subway?
TehAmelie: "sensei" is just two characters, i bet
DarkMorford: @TehAmelie Yep. 先生
CaptainSpam: "Now that I've finally obtained the face tickmark for 32 minutes, I can rule all of time!"
Dog_of_Myth: Thanos would like a word
Invitare: oh hey it's Team Plasma
Invitare: oh they're gone
CAKHost: The conclusion of this story is Professor Subway realizing that the fresh sandwiches are what we make along the way!
LordZarano: Incidentally the Wright sister's name was Katherine. With a K
CaptainSpam: "And after we're done with this, we can all head out to Jimmy John's!"
DarkMorford: @CaptainSpam Of course! Time travel is why they deliver sandwiches freaky fast!
JohnLockeCole: CaptainSpam wait, They're heading for Brock Lesnar's Shorts?
CaptainSpam: @DarkMorford No wonder Professor Subway is desperate to stop them! It all makes sense! WE'RE the baddies!
Niahlah: i just noticed
Niahlah: that's a tanuki in the background
niccus: do you get another broken clock for the second game
constablecrab: I thought we had to do a history presentation to not flunk out of high school.
noSmokeFire: that's a dinosaur???
kirbys2: its yoshi
CaptainSpam: @constablecrab Are you suggesting Tocky is Rufus?
constablecrab: Can you prove me wrong?
CaptainSpam: I can't!
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TehAmelie: games where you are the baddies are so popular these days. i fear for the day when my idea for a girl fight promoter sim won't sound completely ridiculous
constablecrab: Think he ever reaches for the wrong ear?
JohnLockeCole: Oh Holy Cow he ripped his ear off
TehAmelie: just as often as someone with a wristwatch checks the wrong wrist
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DarkMorford: Cycle your fluids!
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote fluids
LRRbot: Quote #4917: "Are there any more people I need to get the fluid out of?" —Graham [2018-04-23]
Ingavar_Khaos: lol, i get here just as a break starts xD
LordZarano: Quick, everyone get the "contributed to the Boost this stream" thing out of the way while they're on break
LordZarano: I do wish it wouldn't take 2 whole lines in chat for every single one...
RandomTrivia: Yeah, it's quite obstructive to having a usable chat. I guess that doesn't matter for most channels, where the chat isn't usable anyway
Dog_of_Myth: @LordZarano Giving them all we got. I can't give anymore or she'll break apart capt'n.
niccus: wake up
iris_of_ether: I'm glad I wasn't the only one who's mind went there, @Dog_of_Myth
Snowcookies: it's very VN
Dog_of_Myth: @iris_of_ether LUL
Territan: The Age of the Intelligent Bidet Revolt.
RandomTrivia: Also, hi friends!
Dog_of_Myth: Moon's haunted
RandomTrivia: I forgot about Rose :3
CaptainSpam: Are we on the moon? You have to tell us if we're on the moon.
RandomTrivia: So darn adorable
CaptainSpam: If you don't tell us if we're on the moon, that's entrapment.
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RandomTrivia: I must protect the tiny sweet child
Earthenone: subway, after?
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Dog_of_Myth: Pet the dog?
Mortimew: Are we going to murder a child today?
LadyMCHall: I'm glad this game exists
Territan: Depending on the model of time travel and causality they're using, probably.
Territan: See also: Costume Quest 2.
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LordZarano: Subway went to Starbucks?!
RandomTrivia: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Mortimew: katesBless
TehAmelie: i always liked that order. pecking your beak, sort of like eating your mouth
Earthenone: kill a citizen and take their powers?
TehAmelie: ultra ellipses!
omdorastrix: Press the button again, it will go faster
omdorastrix: that's the way elevators work, right?
TehAmelie: it is in Metal Gear Solid
Dog_of_Myth: FFVII
RandomTrivia: That absolutely looked like a platforming puzzle
Juliamon: It's a sea angel
Earthenone: i know thats a pokemon
CaptainSpam: You appear to have lost a party member.
LadyMCHall: wow that timing lol
TehAmelie: i love that. and it's timed so delicately the elevator comes at the very beginning of the button press animation and it feels like you waste a lot of time stuck in that animation when the elevator is already there
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Snowcookies: snake?
Dog_of_Myth: Greg
Snowcookies: lol
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Dog_of_Myth: Eva
RandomTrivia: "Noushou Sakuretsu Girl" "Reruriri" @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat
TehAmelie: it looks like a manta ray tadpole
Juliamon: It's a sea angel TehAmelie
Juliamon: A type of sea slug
LadyMCHall: My friend owns a Taiko arcade machine, complete exercise machine
TehAmelie: with a starfish for a halo, of course
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RandomTrivia thanks
LadyMCHall: Would be nice to own the arcade version of Rhythm Heaven Fever
RandomTrivia: :)
Unpronounceable: Wait, what happened to Skeletor? I didn't see him on the menu
Unpronounceable: Oh, never mind
LadyMCHall: I can't wait to back to my friend's Arcade when the demic is over. So much planned, especially for Richi Mahjong
Mister_Hush: They definitely spin pottery together
Fruan: But you can't eat his ghost chips. It's very sad.
TehAmelie: hey, recolors. maybe we can find four different cyber ninjas
LadyMCHall: Shokugeki no Soma?
LadyMCHall: Or less...flashy lol
Earthenone: Shokugeki no Bunaga
LordZarano: Isekai Shokudou
DarkMorford: Isekai Shokudou *needs* a second season. It's so good.
elah806: Shokugeki No Soma really took a turn for the worse this most recent season in particular imo
LadyMCHall: English Rap stuck in my head now, thanks Ian
Mister_Hush: "Member's Only" arrow pointing down
RandomTrivia: Oh this can't be good
Juliamon: Challenge mode?
LadyMCHall: DDR?!?
RandomTrivia: Oh no my brain
TehAmelie: that's like 3 times more hits than any songs i can remember seeing
Juliamon: She wasn't kidding about the extreme
Unpronounceable: Oh, it's a 2000 series song
LadyMCHall: oh so MAX 300 basically lol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: are... they messing with causality for a better sound quality?
mitomanox: wow that's a cool game
CaptainSpam: I like the large Don just LURKING ahead.
TehAmelie: there are no shortcuts to the perfect sound
RandomTrivia: I reckon this one would probably be incredibly simple if everything came at the same speed
Juliamon: Also, "Hit more than" is a lie, it ends as soon as you reach the goal, you can't keep going past it
Territan: Kids, don't use polymeter for evil.
elah806: Even as a chibi Nobunaga with a gun is a really really unsettling image
TehAmelie: (everyone watching in sweden folds over laughing right now)
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
ClankyLily: holy hell
LadyMCHall: A bad chart
niccus: ah, Linda Ai-Cue is a real artist
RandomTrivia: Oh goodbye Linda
TehAmelie: remember when adding "2000" to the name of something made it futuristic?
LordZarano: Subway is in the Starbucks tower
mitomanox: @TehAmelie yup
Territan: Less an extreme rhythm, more of a clusterchunking.
DarkMorford: @TehAmelie Introducing the new Binford 6100 "Man's Dishwasher"! :p
niccus: this song looks like extra hell on max difficulty
TehAmelie: must be hard to be without your time stone
RandomTrivia: Oh ok, we've reached full "screw timelines" moment
CaptainSpam: Look, Prof, we're near the end here, don't go Back To The Futuring the timeline away.
wynternyghtynggale: in before professor is kid
omdorastrix: ^^
Snowcookies: Companies? My friend?
Territan: Wait. Isn't this supposed to be a grotesquely HORRIBLE paradox risk?
RandomTrivia: @wynternyghtynggale Pretty sure we guessed that already
RandomTrivia: That's why they keep calling the kid "Subway"
Earthenone: so all of this was him looking for a part he already had?
Earthenone: cool game.
LadyMCHall: Eep, guild raid now. Will watch later
elah806: when i was / a young boy / i came across a time stone
mitomanox: is a time sandwich the one you rememeber eating for days?
wynternyghtynggale: @randomtrivia ah sorry just woke up from napping to the stream
RandomTrivia: No worries :)
CaptainSpam: That's why Professor Subway invented the $5 Footlong! That fiend!
omdorastrix: Look, we've all seen the Time Knife-slash-Sandwich
TehAmelie: ah, if only the time knife was a breadcutter
CaptainSpam: Well, at least it's a STABLE time loop! Let's go home, everyone!
TehAmelie: the most harmless kind of knife
Territan: So I think we're learning here what put the world at risk in the first place.
Snowcookies: This guy seems incommpetent
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yo thank you so much for the gift sub LadyMCHall
CaptainSpam: We have to take care of them now! Set places at the table and entertain our guests! Hurry!
RandomTrivia: That is a chonky robot
TehAmelie: that mecha looks overdesigned and unbalanced
RandomTrivia: IAN
Earthenone: i mean what is a lunar coloney if not a castle in the sky
Juliamon: The mech looks like Wild Tiger's armor
TehAmelie: can't you just picture like Eva-02 kicking it like a beach ball?
LordZarano: Ok, so I'm guessing Subway's mother died of the *Mysterious Cough* she had. has. has'd.
elah806: Send your complaints to: Subway HQ, 5 Sandwich Boulevard, Ottawa, Canada
TehAmelie: the classic incurable cough of death
CaptainSpam: We fought... um... three random mobs? Success?
Territan: When she finds out that he kidnapped himself, he's going to be SO grounded.
TehAmelie: if you had a treasure chest, wouldn't you put all your savings there rather than an even amount?
CaptainSpam: Um... having the machine match the weather to the report seems like exactly the backwards way to do it...
elah806: I want this robot to use the exact voice lines that we've been hearing on the Let's Nope RE4 run
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Juliamon: Don "Two Shields" Taiko
Mister_Hush: now THERE was a television show
RandomTrivia: Beef Bowl seems powerful
CaptainSpam: Did she catch plot syndrome again?
Juliamon: She has Prominent Character's Mom Syndrome
TehAmelie: is Cleopatra a doctor? i figure her version of medicine would be applying a judicious amount of venomous snake bites
Territan: When Najima finds out he kidnapped himself away and couldn't be with his mother in her time of need, he's going to SO ground himself.
Earthenone: her stand might be a doctor
Territan: Yes, technically, he IS traveling with a "bad crowd."
Territan: "I'll use this wrench and give the elder Timedyne SUCH a nurple..."
LordZarano: Oh no! She has Incurable Cough of Death!
RandomTrivia: She'll be sent to the Shadow Realm by that fever...
CaptainSpam: Huh, convenient.
Earthenone: im sure we will cure the incurable sickness with time travel, music, friendship or some combination of the three
Anubis169: haaaaaaai Heather & Ian! lrrAWESOME
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis
Nuurgle: everyone! To the Honeycomb Hideout!
Anubis169: hihi Chat manLOVE
Territan: Incidentally, this is also how I'd set an excellent trap: reset the portal to dump them into a cell.
RandomTrivia: Ah good, a """""maze"""""
RandomTrivia: Anime has 4 ages: Baby, pre-pubescent child, teenager/young adult, Senior
mechasully: you forgot Ancient Dragon Loli
Juliamon: Someone bred a Lanturn with a Meganium
RandomTrivia: @mechasully I think that comes under 2 and 4
DoppoBijou: Angler.... Centaur...?
Territan: Anglulbosaur
Juliamon: That's not EITHER OF THOSE THINGS
iris_of_ether: Usagi??
Fruan: blood type: clock
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Ian! Get in pun jail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
TehAmelie: how do you do a pirate bazooka? like, as a skill?
RandomTrivia: (actually it's a slow one but the notes will move faster)
CaptainSpam: I'll note that once we solve the problem of Professor Subway's Applewood Smoked Time Stream, there's an entire other adventure, apparently.
TehAmelie: hmm that blue one looks like a cross between Stitch and Venusaur
iris_of_ether: In early college, I played SO MUCH Morrowind that I was sitting in a restaurant jonesing to pick the flowers off the bushes outside, for alchemy. :P
RandomTrivia: That is one of life's great disappointments and I remember that moment of despair learning that :D
RandomTrivia: PARDON
Juliamon: !clip
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Dog_of_Myth: Ummm
Snowcookies: I'm experiencing fear
CaptainSpam: Well, problem solved. Now we have Professor Subway's brain AND an entire laboratory on our back.
RandomTrivia: Oh this is great, one clip can get two moments
CururuGuasu: I have actually mowed the lawn with a machete before when I lived in South America. No rupees though
Niahlah: wow
Niahlah: just.. wow
TehAmelie: oh, we're doing brain transplants now
TehAmelie: in hats
Snowcookies: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
LordZarano: Was that a cat?
vmob: those flasks seem precariously balanced
CaptainSpam: Your face clothes apparently went away?
DarkMorford: Dragonzord!
TehAmelie: that's just one of the Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar
TehAmelie: (look it up if you have to)
LordZarano: @TehAmelie I love that game
TehAmelie: a baby universe?!
niccus: you're about the destroy the universe!
Earthenone: braise cude
CaptainSpam: @TehAmelie If it's the one I'm thinking of, that's a deep cut.
Juliamon: kathle3PRISM
RandomTrivia: Uh
RandomTrivia: Well then
Territan: Tesseract fight!
RandomTrivia: Is that the Light of Zartha?
Juliamon: I look forward to however the second adventure manages to outweird this one
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: can we name it Qwewq?
DarkMorford: OH NO
Territan: Gesundheit!
CaptainSpam: Caillou.
RandomTrivia: joystick_joystick_JOYSTICK etc
TehAmelie: after Grant Morrison's baby universe superhero
RandomTrivia: WHAT
niccus: did they mean "mu"?
Niahlah: it IS the year of the cow
iris_of_ether: Mu?
rabbitgta: milkyway
RandomTrivia: This game is perfect
TehAmelie: don't you bury stuff in concrete in the basement floor like John Wick?
Electrodyne: Good money I'll do anything for you. Good money just tell me what you want me to.
Electrodyne: That's how the song goes
ClankyLily: branding!
niccus: have a really big room with your computer setup on a plinth in the middle
TehAmelie: entering The Subway
TehAmelie: and now the game truly begins
niccus: wait i'm just describing the "tane" skit
spicyFerret_: sbubby, eef freef!
TehAmelie: a keyblade perhaps?
LordZarano: !storm
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Snowcookies: that's a lot of subs
Sarah_Serinde: You *could* just thank the gifter gabyLul
Snowcookies: !homestreams
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TehAmelie: i thought it was pronounced lurrmutug
RandomTrivia: Alien First Law HYPE
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo Jackbox
Electrodyne: Ah! Hans! Run! Its The Lhurrmutug!!!
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Interesting, I've always enjoyed saying it like "armitage" (except lrrmitage)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Cori, Alex, Matt, and Andy for First Law of the top of my head
Electrodyne: Yeah that sounds correct
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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LordZarano: Ohh, more PCars Sunday
niccus: there's some premeditated garfing looming
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
RockPusher: Thank you Heather lunarj1Heart Thank you Ian tiltyhEXTREME
wynternyghtynggale: tiltyhYAS tiltyhPLS tiltyhCheers
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW
Snowcookies: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
Electrodyne: Sweet emojis
wynternyghtynggale: lrrDOTS lrrDILLY lrrARROW
Anubis169: <3
Snowcookies: Bye!
Phailhammer: cya :)
RandomTrivia: Take care Heather and Ian! lrrHEART lrrHEART
vmob: good night! good bing!
Snowcookies: Always learn from your mistakes when it's too late
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (22:56 from now).
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LordZarano: Sharkfists is playing fiddle, wiggins is playing BotW, and benjamin_wheeler is playing Dark Souls III
LordZarano: Thanks Ian and Heather!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Bye Heather
TheAinMAP: Good night Heather.
TehAmelie: lrrHEART