Metric_Furlong: wonder what this stream is going to be like in the alternate universe where, owing to a typo not being caught, the franchise is called 'A Lion'
DarkMorford: I EAT I EAT I EAT
Arclight_Dynamo: No, that's last campaign. This one is "| | | S | | / /" Kappa
Snowcookies: I still can't believe we exiled James Bond to the sea
jamesk902: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (9m from now).
beckett_brass: So, I heard the sound of synthoids, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
Metric_Furlong: (obviously in said universe this campaign is called 'First Roar')
Snowcookies: I'm doing good. Working hard on class projects
Metric_Furlong: Snowcookies he sort of deserves it, tbh
DarkMorford: Ooh, looks like Shamrock Shake season started today. Yum.
DarkMorford: Guess I know where I'm going for tomorrow's lunch.
Juliamon: What even IS a shamrock shake other than "green mystery fluid"
jamesk902: I've got this week off work, so I can actually watch live for once.
beckett_brass: @Juliamon I assume a shake made from shamrocks.
DarkMorford: It's a mint-vanilla shake that McD's only sells during the month or so before St. Patrick's day.
Favre_Studios: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6m from now).
Juliamon: That's.... so incredibly mundane
Juliamon: they add a few drops of peppermint extract and green food coloring and everyone just goes bonkers?
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Juliamon: Maybe I'm the alien here
Snowcookies: ppl are wierd
DarkMorford: I think it's more the limited-time aspect. Same reason the McRib is all the rage when they bring it out.
beckett_brass: @Juliamon You'd be surprised at what people get excited over.
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
Juliamon: The McRib is at least nominally different from anything else on the menu
Juliamon: maybe I'm just not much for fast food. I dunno.
Juliamon: I enjoy hearing Munch Squads more than partaking myself.
Earthenone: i dont mind fast food, i dont like limited avalibility foods much though
beckett_brass: @Earthenone As a concept or just what the foods tend to be?
Juliamon: I only like limited foods when the limit passes and they offer leftovers at a discount
flathaed: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
Juliamon: otherwise no thanks I have enough fomo elsewhere
Earthenone: as a concept, its frustrating to go to try and get food that is not there
DarkMorford: I'd be perfectly willing to make my own shakes at home and skip the hype, but I've never been able to get the texture I want.
beckett_brass: @Earthenone I can understand that. Especially as someone who has been on the cashier's side, trying to explain what we don't have.
ButButTheJesus: hello folks is it time for a TPK?
Earthenone: probobly not, they dont even need oxygen this time
beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus Not yet, but perhaps soon.
SpacePotato01: I wonder what first laws will be invoked. The first law of thermodynamics, robotics, maybe some other ones?
Juliamon: To be fair, it'll be HARD to TPK a full party of synthetics
Earthenone: ahh my hand!
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon I believe in our players
Sarah_Serinde: (Hi :D )
Metric_Furlong: on the other hand, as we know from his streams, Cameron does like a challenge...
DeM0nFiRe: Juliamon That sounds like a challenge
ButButTheJesus: @Earthenone :D
beckett_brass: @Earthenone You okay?
Snowcookies: TPK? There's 5 episodes! (iirc)
Snowcookies: We can't TPK episode 1
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Anyone got some ice for @Earthenone to believe in?
Juliamon: It wouldn't be a Cam game if he didn't set it to hard mode
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like quitter talk Snowcookies :P
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies You'd be surprised (though admittedly this is not Paranoia, where that would normally happen).
serramarkov: Hi all!
ladylinzington: @Snowcookies well not with that attitude
NightValien28: hello serramarkov
Snowcookies: Paranoia I'd get since that's a mechanic
beckett_brass: @serramarkov Hello.
TeodorantZMX: has it started yet
TeodorantZMX: am i too late?
NightValien28: sooooon
TemporallyAwry: !soon
beckett_brass: @TeodorantZMX Not yet.
Mcgwee: <message deleted>it just ended
Snowcookies: You are in fact too early
Sarah_Serinde: It'll start soon, you're one time
Metric_Furlong: it's not started yet TeodorantZMX
SpacePotato01: I think talk of winning or losing should be put in the context of what constitutes victory and loss in Cameron's alien games.
Snowcookies: It's not the show that is late, it is you that is early
SpacePotato01: wow I type slow
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RandomTrivia: Paul *IS* a wizard, after all
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Snowcookies: lrrFINE jlrrDang
serramarkov: No worries, @SpacePotato01 , most earthly potatoes don't type at all.
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Pretty good, I suppose.
Snowcookies: Hello trivia of randomness
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Cold, mind you.
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SpacePotato01: @serramarkov hehe
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Metric_Furlong: DeM0nFiRe and, in one instance, weren't live but thought they were for about 20 minutes
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Snowcookies: right, I have my volume turned super low cos Pro Tools is super loud
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Metric_Furlong: DeM0nFiRe apparently those of us in chat had just coincidentally started talking amonst ourselves about a topic they'd also mentioned while they thought they were streaming so it wasn't until a number of people had started asking if it'd been cancelled or something that Graham thought to type in chat if any of us could see the stream
ButButTheJesus: @MAPBoardgames oh hey we hit 170k!
jeremiahtb: Three Minutes!!! (pantara voice)
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cnutter23_: So excited
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: I was in the room, processing donations when we first broke $1Mill at AGDQ, but I was no where as hype as I was for DB to do it.
MAPBoardgames: My favorite RQ song! I can't not smile. lrrAWESOME
Snowcookies: Hello fellow humans, I am not a synth
TheWriterAleph: Two! Minutes! To Miiiidniiiight!!
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Butternades: Alien time!
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies Can you prove it, though?
dalefriesen: I missed character creation last week, but I've heard bits and bobs
cnutter23_: You got it Butternades!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Dale! :)
Metric_Furlong: oh hey Dale
LarkSachrosis: Artificial Person Hype lrrHORN
beckett_brass: @dalefriesen Hello Dale!
dalefriesen: Hi Sarah!
MAPBoardgames: Wait for the whiplash of going from this song to Aliens.
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hieroglyphica: Hello all!
beckett_brass: @dalefriesen Everyone is a synthoid here.
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Jyggalag35: I wonder if the Alien books have rules to run an Alien vs Predator thing..
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hieroglyphica: my dnd game moved so I can finally watch dice friends on the reg
Butternades: Good evening Dale, character creation was fun to listen to just before coming here
dalefriesen: @beckett_brass Sounds like a good time!
Snowcookies: beckett_brass I can solve a captcha?
spo8n: do we know any of the secret objectives?
MinionJoey: If Millenial bloop doesn't get you in the mood for some Alien I don't know what will!
leafshades: ey just in time
MAPBoardgames: @dalefriesen I thought you should know that "Tell Dale" is a thing in one of my gaming groups. We know no one named Dale.
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies I mean, yes, but that's not hard to do...
markaci: sergeHi sergeHi
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I wonder if they left the intro with just the text, it was soo good.
FerociousPeach: @Jyggalag35 this version doesn't have anything for Predators explicitly, but it wouldn't be hard to cook something up within the system
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dalefriesen: @MAPBoardgames I hope it leads to fun on all sides!
Butternades: I never realized millennial bloop was BGC, I’ve heard it so many places
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dalefriesen: Thanks @TheMerricat !
Snowcookies: lrrFINE
Jyggalag35: woo!
Butternades: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Snowcookies: Hi Dale!
lirazel64: lrrFINE
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL
serramarkov: Yay!
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE_HF
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KendalMac417: were heeeeeeere!
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ABoxOfNoobs: eyy, just in time
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Jyggalag35: @FerociousPeach thats awesome hah good to know!
Snowcookies: Hello!
Sarah_Serinde: Butternades BGC, made for Road Quest :)
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Butternades: I’m so excited for some Cam DM
Sheikun07: lrrCAMERON lrrCORI lrrALEX lrrPAUL
TheWriterAleph: you WIN
62MGcobra: elfunkPopcorn
Snowcookies: There's a daschund behind Matt
KendalMac417: big mommy gamer
TeodorantZMX: Has Alex watched bunches of Jonathan young?
cnutter23_: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: Is doing a robot dance insulting to synths?
Sheikun07: lrrMATT
JohnLockeCole: Hi I'm in the rolling blackout zone, so might not be around the whole stream but at least I have some power now and am not frozen
vellebastet: YEEEES
Jyggalag35: :D
ButButTheJesus: cori
mowdownjoe: CORI PLS
mtvcdm: Do we? Do we live in a society?
dalefriesen: I'm learning techniques
KeytarCat: I love those jokes
Lokolos: I drafted Kaldheim and ended up with a deck I call They Might be Giants. Because the deck was Izit Giants.
Sheikun07: I found it funny
Jyggalag35: or people who watched the new Justice League trailer
DiscordianTokkan: It was funny to meee!
TehAmelie: Cori and the Joker live in a society. . .
NightWingMistHawk: Lokolos Booo :D
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2465 patrons for a total of $18,957.69 per month.
TheWriterAleph: Cori is the Joker confirmed
drdudeman: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:03.
Sarah_Serinde: That statement is a statement
JadedCynic: Stay safe JLC <3 the VOD will be there for you.
DiscordianTokkan: We did this!
Butternades: Let’s hope I can write this lab report during stream
KendalMac417: Remember this tautology: your support, supports us!
DeM0nFiRe: Ah shoot, sorry for this :(
SnowJP: knuckles ohno sound
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I accept full responsibility.
lexomancer: im not sure if im okay bearing responsibilty for anythig cam has doen or will do
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dalefriesen: Will you be able to see the chat?
TemporallyAwry: PrideWave Hello Vod Waters lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: cori ok?
RandomTrivia: Content warning: Weird shit
Mr_Whyt: aliens
Solipsody: Body horror.
beckett_brass: @lexomancer Don't worry; you would only have to pay with your soul for anything bad that happens.
cnutter23_: That rough
Snowcookies: Is anyone truly able to see chat
ButButTheJesus: Content warning: milk
KendalMac417: CW Gallagher physics
TheWriterAleph: Content Warning: GIGER
arcaneIllumination: I just noticed Dale is in chat. Hello Dale!
lexomancer: @beckett_brass oh thanks. that makes me feel LOADS better. ;)
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies Can anyone truly see at all?
Solipsody: @Snowcookies Technically, we only see Chat's shadow on the wall of the cave.
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeClick
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dalefriesen: Hello @arcaneIllumination !
MAPBoardgames: <GIR voice> Awww... I wanted to explode!
Jyggalag35: try not to die
ButButTheJesus: but ur doin it rong!
niccus: r1 r1
cnutter23_: ButbuttheJesus, I be lactose intolerant, so me outee! Lol
lirazel64: Words are worth a thousand pictures.
TheMerricat: Chat, if Cam whips out Ridley Scott or James Cameron....
elah806: And sometime strategic lack of a description is even worse than a description
Snowcookies: Solipsody: lmao thanks Plato
DeM0nFiRe: Good that way they can't blame following our terrible advice for everything that goes wrong
JadedCynic: "No special effects budget is nearly as effective as the audience's imagination" - Clive Barker or Wes Craven or someone
ArdCollider: "don't live in a society!!"
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PaperDoopliss: Is that permission from a mod to give movie theatre advice?
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
vellebastet: sykLaugh
CleeKru: go in there lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: ^
RandomTrivia: Sarah beat me to it
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove
Sarah_Serinde: (Sometimes there are also just intentional house rules)
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
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HalcyonPrime9: the... shirt is on high?
Snowcookies: jlrrCoolgame
Jyggalag35: wo woo
TehAmelie: byee
Bobtheninjagoldfish: LESSSS GOOOOOOO
Sheikun07: We get to see the characters now!
Arclight_Dynamo: God, such a good intro.
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Terr0rc0tta: This intro is choice
minibasher_: Such an amazing intro
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, right, Character art this time!
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RandomTrivia: Graham did steller work on this intro
Snowcookies: Ahh, classical music
Sarah_Serinde: I continue to love the Dice Friends intros
cnutter23_: Piano mmmnmmnmnm
niccus: all these fine human-like constructs
Jyggalag35: oo
gonvillebromhead: I love these titles
Sheikun07: yessssssssssssss
JadedCynic: Oh, and thanks to Alex in advance for these character sketches
RealGamerCow: Oh, art!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh and I love these illustrations
Juliamon: This style is perfect
Boon_33: Graham's intro is great
dappercuttlefish: oh damn character sketches
NightWingMistHawk: Great drawings Alex
Butternades: Mmm that low piano suspension
Snowcookies: Ooh, art
HalcyonPrime9: oh man, graham did some amazing vis here, so did alex!
jamesk902: That's a neat style for the title art.
DeM0nFiRe: I dig the aesthetic
Jackal720: God this intro is a damn classic
RedShiftLive: oh thank goodness I made it in time
RandomTrivia: Oh right, I forgot Alex was going to do these sketches. They look great.
DarkMorford: This is very VHS
JohnLockeCole: HalcyonPrime9 polyester can Melt, and melting it with an Iron makes it kind of form a kind of smooth shiny homogenous plastic surface
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: god damn those titles are great
SkylerRingtail: Ooh, that was beautiful
Snowcookies: Paul and James?
beckett_brass: That was great!
Sheikun07: Positive Seal, we love you!
vellebastet: What a perfect opening.
JadedCynic: Nice open ref :D
Robot_Bones: oh a james turner production
RandomTrivia: Positive Seal! lrrHEART
mtvcdm: ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
Blade_Tiger: The return of Positive Seal
Arclight_Dynamo: Ohshit, right into it, huh?
TheWriterAleph: HA.
RandomTrivia: No-one does box text like Cameron
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
cnutter23_: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE_HF
senkesword: the more someone says something is under control, the more true it is, right?
arcaneIllumination: Getting right into it, really contrasts with Heat Death. Interesting.
LarkSachrosis: "The situation is under control" (X) Doubt
HalcyonPrime9: lrrFINE
VmKid: I was very confused at the pronouns listed and then I realized that they're the *character's* pronouns
RedShiftLive: lol "I assure you it will be destroyed"
Robot_Bones: we must protect this house
RandomTrivia: @senkesword Yes, that is definitely how that works
mowdownjoe: Majority she/her. Only correct for Alien.
sithenin: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:26:49. lrrSPOT
TheWriterAleph: CurseLit critroleFire lrrFINE critroleFire CurseLit
SpacePotato01: Would have been funny if someone rolled up a Working Joe
dappercuttlefish: lrrFINE
Fenrikson: Pride50 for Cam running these amazing sessions
arcaneIllumination: The Synthetic Scientist has a nice ring to it.
Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate the return of Positive Seal
TheAwkes: Corbinec Dallasec.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's good to see positive seal's return
MAPBoardgames: I love that word. Habitable. It's really fun to say.
beckett_brass: That is an interesting cycle.
RandomTrivia: Fascinating
JadedCynic: oof
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ButButTheJesus: eh me and my sleep schedule wouldn't notice
DeM0nFiRe: Hey at least it means 144 hour weekends
CururuGuasu: That is too many sparkly vampires
JadedCynic: this place just don't work
shendaras: You're excelling at being behind, however.
itomeshi: Hmm... smaller, hotter sun?
JadedCynic: oh right....
JadedCynic: BOOM
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
DeM0nFiRe: Actually if you still only have to work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 72 hour days would be pretty amazing
cnutter23_: Fun.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Positive seal didn't sign up for this
Solipsody: Who only works 8 hours a day?
JadedCynic: yay, mid-development project feature changes :9
TheAwkes: Make certain your EVA helmet makes a positive seal with the suit.
mtvcdm: Positive seal is the only one not barking mad
Arclight_Dynamo: "Yeah, corporate wants a Titan world now, not an Earth world. Make it happen."
mtvcdm: Doesn't want to harp
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JadedCynic: the colony isn't ready for more people
TheMerricat: For some reason my brain refused to notice the character portraits till just now, those look awesome.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Everyone hold your breath for a couple of hours while we undergo scheduled maintenance
x0den: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:27.
Sarah_Serinde: This seems fine
dappercuttlefish: hm. that's concerning
niccus: ah, the long sleep
PharaohBender27: That's . . . interesting
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! A Demolition Man Scenario.
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MTGRanger: lrrFINE
Orgmastron: Punitive hypersleep is a hell of a concept
cnutter23_: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: "officially"
beckett_brass: "current" population...that concerns me.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a shame that there's all this stress. On an unrelated note, we have these synthetics
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure that number won't change in surprising ways over the course of the next few episodes
Solipsody: From personal experience, this sounds like it's going pretty well for a major engineering project of this scale.
DeM0nFiRe: "as far as you know"
JadedCynic: right, so the 'victory score' for this game is going to be the colony's Populaton - the more we save, the better our score ;)
minibasher_: Have they mentioned the expected length of this session? or is it TBD number of episodes?
TheMerricat: Kappa
PharaohBender27: :O
Juliamon: minibasher_ 5 episodes
GhostValv: :O
Sarah_Serinde: minibasher_ 6 episodes counting last week's
Jyggalag35: there was a star trek episode like that
DeM0nFiRe: Gidget is actually sinclair in disguise!
minibasher_: Thank you @Juliamon & @Sarah_Serinde
senkesword: this is when alex learns he's the only actual synthetic
JadedCynic: the newest....'issue' lrrFRUMP
beckett_brass: @DeM0nFiRe Plot twist: Everyone is Sinclair in disguise!
DeM0nFiRe: beckett_brass even... even me?
Juliamon: Punitive hypersleep is how Red Dwarf happened
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Marshall a name or a rank?
TheAwkes: One of the Marshall brothers, along with Marshall Sculptor and Marshall Painter.
beckett_brass: @DeM0nFiRe Of course. Didn't you know?
thegrayarbitor: Dad?
TemporallyAwry: Back with Popcorn PopCorn Lets do this lrrHEART
JadedCynic: Marshall is a Rank
beckett_brass: @TemporallyAwry Ooh, what flavor if any?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DeM0nFiRe we all become part of the sinclair eventually
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Marshall Marshall Carver
DeM0nFiRe: We are ALL Sinclair on this blessed day
JadedCynic: you COULD give his first name, to avoid the confusin ;)
Snowcookies: Marshall Carver, the Marshall
TemporallyAwry: @beckett_brass JalepenoSalt & Butter
DeM0nFiRe: Marshall Carver the Marshall, not to be confused with Marshell Carver, the wood carver
DiscordianTokkan: An wntire cob
DiscordianTokkan: *entire
beckett_brass: @TemporallyAwry Sounds tasty!
VmKid: I now have hot chocolate. Let's do this
ButButTheJesus: andy yes!
JadedCynic: Wonder why he LEFT the Colonial Marines - seems like he'd like being an MP
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: Haha I forgot about Finch's accent
jessieimproved: oh amazin
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: OH YES I forgot Andy was going to use that accent LUL
vellebastet: @dem0nfire I did too!!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Andy has mad a *choice*
mowdownjoe: I'm here for Andy accents.
Jyggalag35: I imagine the humans aren't quite happy with the synthetic's positivity
Matsunen: How will Andy’s accent “evolve” throughout this campaign?
JadedCynic: remember - think Bob Hoskins <3 lrrAWESOME
Butternades: I love Andy and this whole squad so much
vellebastet: Andy lrrHEART
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, man, Gidget is great, too.
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TheAwkes: Finch pictured here with his Inanimate Carbon Rod™
ButButTheJesus: doc martin omg
Arclight_Dynamo: Doc Marten.
SpacePotato01: This is like when you install a silly accent on your GPS and can't turn it off.
niccus: finch and marten already
dappercuttlefish: it's them.. doc marten
SpacePotato01: I wonder if people reprogram androids from time to time to change accents or skills.
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JadedCynic: 2nd Science Lead, after the 1st got stuck in 'punative hibernation' relating to the ONLY death on the colony.
PaperDoopliss: The only. Death.
Jyggalag35: The Core Core
Wrexadecimal: corecore
KendalMac417: corpscore
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL You know it is a Cameron campaign when the party is immediately split lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: Have to say, having only one death in 10 years in this colony is pretty damn impressive
Caffine1138: Who left the Apple Core on the workstation again?!
Despoiler98: so many cores
Orgmastron: Wondercore!
DiscordianTokkan: Apple core! Eat some more!
JadedCynic: the Corps Core
TheAwkes: It's cores, all the way down.
Snowcookies: A literal apple core
averythetiger: Don't forget Space Core
SpacePotato01: a day in the core is a day on the farm...
KendalMac417: spaaaaaaace
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote split the party
LRRbot: Quote #6926: "We could split the party. I've heard that's always the strategy!" —Andy [2020-05-04]
JadedCynic: the Corps' Core, Corp. (LLC)
VmKid: Ship of Theseus
dappercuttlefish: duct tape crinkle tube
JadedCynic: flutter-flutter - in a distracting irregularity. :p
beckett_brass: Literal spring or otherwise?
TheMerricat: Carver's feeling his oaks.
JadedCynic: yay, quick fix
JadedCynic: *oaTs?
Butternades: I see carver had his Wheaties today
RandomTrivia: It's a "Six-cess" :p
Despoiler98: sorry WHAT
PharaohBender27: katesScared
RandomTrivia: UH
ritchards: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: but not sealed
Jigokuro: OOo.
dappercuttlefish: lrrFINE uh oh
Sarah_Serinde: This seems fine
Arclight_Dynamo: This is fine.
Lokolos: lrrEFF
Butternades: lrrFINE lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE_HF
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun neither a 'crisis' NOR a 'challenge" - it's an "opportunity" :p
Jigokuro: I just got here but did catch sess 0, what set up did I miss? uptime is just 25 mins but I feel like I've missed a lot?
Butternades: lrrHERE
Despoiler98: WHAT
DiscordianTokkan: Oh GOOD
PaperDoopliss: Yeah, procrastinating on quarantines is super normal
Despoiler98: that s the OPPOSITE OF HOW THAT WORKS
LarkSachrosis: Kincaide is sus
TheMerricat: The screw job has already started :D
Snowcookies: the never have a good reason for it
beckett_brass: @Jigokuro Not that much. Party is split. People are having the party look at things.
Arclight_Dynamo: "You understand, right?" "Sure. Money, fuckery, something."
RedShiftLive: Yeah sure that's fine, its not like they can grow and Alien baby inside a Synth they're perfectly safe here
ritchards: one of those dumb human thigns
Jigokuro: @beckett_brass thanks
beckett_brass: @Jigokuro Also, things aren't going well, but we knew that from Session 0.
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PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: cori omg
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ButButTheJesus: cam omg
noSmokeFire: I forgot it was monday NotLikeThis have I missed much?
MAPBoardgames: I find it humourous
jamesk902: Now that's retrofuturism!
Jigokuro: @beckett_brass yeh, this seemed bad faster than I expected, which is why I thought I missed something important bitterLOL
Arclight_Dynamo: "Try looking at some silver."
LarkSachrosis: The Company patented Black Bile™
Jigokuro: Nah, just starting bad.
DiscordianTokkan: Good Humours, like lrrDILLY or jlrrIcream
beckett_brass: @noSmokeFire Just that the party is split up, as they are being requested to look at different things. Also, things aren't going well.
ButButTheJesus: @noSmokeFire not too much
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire Not too much. Essentially this colony's survey team just went missing
noSmokeFire: Thanks all
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JadedCynic: @Jigokuro colony is going slower than schedule due to retrofitted safety equipment etc due to reports of an atmospheric processor 'malfunction' wiping out a colony called "Hadley's Hope"...and with delays and stress and exasperation, a survey team hasn't returned
kalira77: so what I'm hearing is they need ice cream
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> This episode of The Panalysts will air on the LRR YouTube as usual, after the convention 👍🏻 ||
Despoiler98: TACTICAL
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful description
beckett_brass: @Jigokuro Oh yes, almost forgot, the survey team's gone missing
jessieimproved: In a tactical situation *caw!*
DiscordianTokkan: oh no
ButButTheJesus: gidget yells "should we be quiet?!"
Despoiler98: and it begins ............
KeytarCat: That seems fun
GhostValv: D:
DeM0nFiRe: he's probably fine
PaperDoopliss: It got away, didn't it
RedShiftLive: No John Hurt you can't die this early!
Snowcookies: oh no
jessieimproved: gee eerbody I wonder what happened there
averythetiger: Well that was fast
vellebastet: Grossss
VmKid: Just a normal Tuesday then
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
minibasher_: Everything is fine
Jyggalag35: o good
LarkSachrosis: pennies
Sarah_Serinde: Gidget pls
Terr0rc0tta: Which-cera? Viscera
Sarah_Serinde: Terr0rc0tta lrrWOW
SpacePotato01: The suit didn't work.
Mai_Andra: "Oof. chili powder in the burritos might be a little strong."
DarkMorford: Get the Viscera Cleanup Detail on the horn!
KeytarCat: Oh no, Cori's gonna play a Ghosts-in-your-blood medic
Despoiler98: oh thats creepy
JadedCynic: that's recent - post mortem the smell of death is...well, the muscles constraining the intestines just terminally ....yeah
Terr0rc0tta: @Sarah_Serinde TY :)
Orgmastron: Secrets!
VmKid: Get outta there Positive Seal
cynimo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:54.
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! Come back!
LadyAiluros: yuuus 3 laws compliant
JadedCynic: ah....we got it nailed down specifically.......for NOW...
Arclight_Dynamo: @LadyAiluros At the moment.
Sarah_Serinde: Sensible reaction from Positive Seal
ritchards: the neat thing about three laws is that they can apply to any tool
TeodorantZMX: cam shifted dimensions there
Jigokuro: Cam not protecting his existence from the data mosh...
ritchards: now, does law 0 apply?
TheAwkes: What do we consider to be "harm"...
Jigokuro: @ritchards no.
beckett_brass: @ritchards We have not discussed that yet.
DarkMorford: Doc Marten, eh? I would assume she's a podiatrist.
sydnius: Negamom
JadedCynic: @ritchards not so far as we KNOW.....YET
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Positive Seal didn't sign up for eviscerated bodies
DiscordianTokkan: Tachikoma but Truck!
Robot_Bones: always a fan of a good gimble
GhostValv: 6Jogger
Despoiler98: its a mars rover
ritchards: Charles on formal days
beckett_brass: Does Charlie have an AI?
TheAwkes: Not just an all-terrain vehicle: an every-terrain vehicle.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
dappercuttlefish: i wish people gave me stim toys, damn
vellebastet: That's brilliant
lexomancer: the tractor is called a Daihotai Tractor for anyone who wants to know.
DeM0nFiRe: all-terrain-at-once vehicle
JadedCynic: Smart - keep the distracted person focused with a simple task :)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL is a synth just a really fancy fidget spinner
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Gormlessben: Yeah!
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TheAwkes: wink wink nudge nudge
beckett_brass: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe; but then again, almost anythign can be really fancy fidget spinner if you think about it.
VmKid: Remember, Kids: ALWAYS check your car's wheel wells during winter for stray xenomorphs
JadedCynic: it's like shadowrun in here ;)
noSmokeFire: Alex's dice are maybe a little hot on mic
saucemaster5000: A fidget spinner is just a really dumb synth
ButButTheJesus: @VmKid oh THAT'S why my car's pulling to the right
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL noSmokeFire DiceASMR
JadedCynic: @VmKid actually, you joke? But Texans et al.? Check for pets etc that might be snuggling in for shelter. <3
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun sort of the opposite for me, but I bet a lot of people pay top dollar for it
noSmokeFire: new patreon tier
JadedCynic: yay.
VmKid: @JadedCynic Yup, that's what I was referring to
Juliamon: "mud"
VmKid: "This mud tastes like mud"
JadedCynic: @VmKid but ESPECIALLY lately with the unprecedented cold snap - if you're not used to it, you might not think of it. Also, stay safe y'all <3
DiscordianTokkan: GOLD Mud? Tell Jimmy!
VmKid: Truefax
snowewolf: oh hay you guys
vellebastet: @snowewolf Hi there
beckett_brass: @snowewolf Hello. Everything is worse than expected on this planet.
CyberColossus: Am I late?!
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:48.
CyberColossus: Dammit
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Vanbael: always love a good alien campaign
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beckett_brass: @CyberColossus A little bit. Things are going somewhat poorly, but that's to be expected.
beckett_brass: @snowewolf @CyberColossus Also, the party is split.
CyberColossus: @beckett_brass 😬
JadedCynic: Unexpected retrofits on the Atmo Processor has made the colony's development behind schedule, and things are breaking more often and everyone's stressed and grumpy, and now a Survey team has gone missing. (we're finding parts of them tho)
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snowewolf: Oh.. Oh Good @beckett_brass
ArdCollider: has Andy been playing Hitman? :D
ButButTheJesus: stuff into ceiling
averythetiger: The Cadaver Cupboard
ritchards: they would need to
averythetiger: "gently used"
ladylinzington: so many old people
KendalMac417: where ELSE would you put the body, in the industrial freezer?
noSmokeFire: littering
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL For Sale: Crematorium, never used
RandomTrivia: Not like that you can't LUL
KeytarCat: I was gonna ask why Cam knew that, but fair
JadedCynic: hey, and given their remoteness to port often...
ButButTheJesus: :D
ritchards: oh, so Cam's dad is Jack Geller?
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
noSmokeFire: "looking at cruises" and "I want to be buried at sea" are two concepts that need to not meet
MacabreAurora: Creamatorium, `Lightly` Used
JohnLockeCole: Humans and not wanting their leftover meat to fall apart
TehAmelie: there are a select few comic books i think work with the Alien-Aliens cosmology. and Cam's games that i think fit nicely in there
ritchards: is there not supposed tobe?
SkylerRingtail: Uh-oh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
JadedCynic: @ritchards nope
vellebastet: lrrFINE
jessieimproved: yay
KendalMac417: someone call space-OSHA
dappercuttlefish: lrrFINE
ritchards: oh, so that's what a through-n-through is! lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE_BW
jessieimproved: that's a nerp hole
Izandai: PrideLaugh
TemporallyAwry: Is there also a hole in the ceiling?
Snowcookies: lrrFINE
arcaneIllumination: Ah, that's why no quarantine. Wouldn't help.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh Andy
quillilian: Hate it when I lose a hole under a body
RandomTrivia: Andy pls LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Gidget pls
dappercuttlefish: i do enjoy how nonchalant theya re about this
DeM0nFiRe: everybody pls
JadedCynic: @KendalMac417 this is Wayland Yutani - their Workplace Safety Board is one overworked Synth filing claims and reports in a big archive without taking any other action...
TheAwkes: Gidget: practical *and* sarcastic.
KV1NN4: kitty?
ladylinzington: meow?
ButButTheJesus: katesLoaf ?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL MacabreAurora *CREAMatorium* would be a great name for an icecream shop
ladylinzington: NOW it's Aliens :D
Sarah_Serinde: Paul no
TehAmelie: i've been thinking about space business. imagine what a company like Disney would do if they could claim the public domain doesn't apply to planets light years away. OSHA might not be a major concern
Sheikun07: Paul yes
KendalMac417: thats Alien, baby!
MacabreAurora: yeah, yeah it would
TheAwkes: An icecream parlour attached to the hospital?
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun Someone wrote and Graham performed that Dave’s spokesman sketch already.
Karkatstoaster: Dangit, missed the start. How much did I miss? 30 minutes, 10 minutes...? Trying to gauge whether I should keep watching or wait for the VOD to watch from the start...
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:27:34. lrrSPOT
JadedCynic: Dr. Marten (head of sci for colony - replacement; original was put in "punitive hypersleep" relating to the ONLY death on the colony), and Taber - the Colony Vehicle Mechanic
beckett_brass: @Karkatstoaster About 45 minutes in.
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie or for that matter, even if OSHA does apply, is there anyone in this planet system to enforce it
JohnLockeCole: Karkatstoaster counting intro or not?
RandomTrivia: Ew
Karkatstoaster: Not counting like. Music timer countdown thing
DiscordianTokkan: Stream's been up 47 mins, including intro
beckett_brass: @Karkatstoaster Things are going somewhat poorly for non synthetics. Also, the party is split.
JohnLockeCole: than yeah almost 40 mins
KendalMac417: gas gas gas
JadedCynic: Well, it might be moot about Gass
SkylerRingtail: Gass will remember that
TehAmelie: mm basically we do not deserve to go to space today
JadedCynic: Gasse?
Karkatstoaster: Hmhmmmrmgrgr... I’m gonna dip and watch the vod so I’m not lost. See yall
RandomTrivia: Take care Karkatstoaster!
KendalMac417: "human smell" is now my go to
beckett_brass: @Karkatstoaster Have a good day.
JadedCynic: SeemsGood @Karkatstoaster <3
JadedCynic: oh lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Mai_Andra: "I had beans today. My poor cat..."
ElementalAlchemist: "the 'funk' in perfunctory"
TemporallyAwry: The puns just don't stop coming.
Butternades: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: ugh, yeah....gritty
RandomTrivia: LUL'
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Of course there is
Butternades: Gritty and his girlfriend grittney
ButButTheJesus: havin' a good time, havin' a good time
jessieimproved: and the upholstery smells like machine oil
RandomTrivia: Is the tape of '39?
LarkSachrosis: There's always a Best of Queen tape
JadedCynic: there's STRATA of packaging waste
2Flower: Over a long enough timeline, all casette tapes become Best of Queen tapes.
floki4242: @butternades boo
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Dead facehugger?
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DiscordianTokkan: "Taber, you have longer arms than us... halp."
Sarah_Serinde: Gidget pls
ButButTheJesus: cori pls
DeM0nFiRe: wat lol
RandomTrivia: Cori no
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ClankyLily: gidget no
JadedCynic: MAN, the bedside manner on this MEDIC synthetic :D
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
jessieimproved: Cori best synthetic
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Someone who appreciates dark humor would enjoy her manner.
ClankyLily: gidget would be terrifying to receive care from
Sarah_Serinde: Cori gabyLul
SpacePotato01: Gidget is giving stress dice to the marshall
niccus: it doesn't break the first law if they only die inside
Snowcookies: no really listening
KendalMac417: unarmeOkay
ButButTheJesus: @niccus omg i want that in quotes
TehAmelie: Asimov did write the story about the robot that accidentally was created with telepathy. . .
JadedCynic: And she's working with the Colony Marshall, who's a Col. Marine vet, with a stick up his...
JadedCynic: @niccus lrrWOW
VmKid: LUL
KendalMac417: Finch is just doing that with his hands
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "finch, why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?"
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
RandomTrivia: Oh Cori
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
JadedCynic: LUL
RandomTrivia: Cameron gets it
Snowcookies: wow
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
SkylerRingtail: Don't call be out like that, Cam
Sheikun07: Cam knows the Pizza Truth
JadedCynic: OOF, Cam quit dragging me like this!
itomeshi: Salute!
TemporallyAwry: PrideWave @Electrodyne
Getter404: Pizza with ambition... ye gods
jessieimproved: from now on, pizzas will be sized in amount of ambition
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Every pizza's a personal pizza if you have the dedication to the task.
LRRbot: New quote #7501: "Every pizza's a personal pizza if you have the dedication to the task." —Cameron [2021-02-15]
sivakrytos: is pizza measured in inches in canada?
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TheExplodedGamer: I am loving this so far <3
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ButButTheJesus: cameron knows what i did to that medium domino's on Fri
DarkMorford: Any amount of ice cream up to and including a pint counts as a single serving.
Blade_Tiger: Sivakrytos no it's measured in Celcius
ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde :D
noSmokeFire: acid blood implies that the xenomorph's greatest weakness could be alkaseltzer tablets
KendalMac417: explosion
Arclight_Dynamo: "What do I see?" "Teeth, then nothing."
ladylinzington: xenomorph holds out a cigarette
niccus: alka seltzer will kill people too if you get it in the blood
TehAmelie: i wonder sometimes why we in the birthplace of socialism have single-serving pizzas by default and the Americas have the family-size pizzas
MAPBoardgames: perfect!
ButButTheJesus: Trash Panda?
Getter404: "Why would they send raccoons up on a colony ship?!"
Snowcookies: raccoons are bad news, after all
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
noSmokeFire: beautiful plumage
lexomancer: Sly Cooper
Getter404: There was Ranger Rick, but he was more of a comic
Snowcookies: !clip
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Mr_Whyt: the racoons!
DiscordianTokkan: The Raccooooooons!
JadedCynic: Only Canadian Kids will get that...
vellebastet: Rigby
MAPBoardgames: Sammy the Shufflecat
ButButTheJesus: The Rackoonz
Sarah_Serinde: I remember that show :D
Blade_Tiger: That was a good show
DiscordianTokkan: It was a good show!
Electrodyne: That explains the empty crate marked "Trenchcoats".
ladylinzington: Cyril Sneeeer
62MGcobra: I just showed that cartoon to my kids lol
JadedCynic: for reference:
floki4242: how many people are raccoons show of hands
HadesLeprechaun: bet humans love being called squishies by synthetics
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic oh, its a real thing
ClankyLily: the squishies LUL
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vellebastet: I love Finch
JadedCynic: @ButButTheJesus yeah, but only in Canada
TehAmelie: fun fact; raccoons use touch as their primary sense and it's helped by touching wet things. hence why they habitually wash stuff to the point their name in most languages is something along the lines of "washing-bear"
TheMerricat: It may have been a Canadian cartoon but I remember watching it as a kid in Ohio, possibly on Nickalodeon?
elah806: "I hurt myself today"
JadedCynic: ooooo, moar Panelysts! <3
GhostValv: D:
RandomTrivia: Ewwww
vellebastet: oooooh noooo
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat well, there is the chance for syndication - I think it ran long enough...
Electrodyne: Washing Bears is a good episode of Omnibus
KendalMac417: enter... The Squicky Zone
JadedCynic: they took THIS job for a REASON
KendalMac417: so, gidget.
PharaohBender27: So, just like Gidget
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
JadedCynic: oh man, I would've loved Dr. Vandeberg lrrAWW
ClankyLily: gidget makes more sense now
JadedCynic: ^^^
Mister_Dee: So, basically, a better Patch Adams
ButButTheJesus: machine learning!
Arclight_Dynamo: Harsh. :D
JadedCynic: again, my Inner Nihilist would have SO meshed with Dr. V :\
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic ikr
Getter404: Empty space McDonalds wrappers.
JadedCynic: hey! That's where my ID card went missing!
DiscordianTokkan: Decades of the space equivalent of road salt
Arclight_Dynamo: Called it.
JadedCynic: or they had to refresh the antibiotics, etc
vellebastet: uuuuuhh
TheMerricat: Facehugger?
DiscordianTokkan: "Also that thumb is REALLY long!"
SkylerRingtail: Is it...moving?
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE_SQ
DeM0nFiRe: "this glove is too weird" "this glove is too awful" "this glove is just right!"
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE_BW
JadedCynic: the SKIN of a facehugger - it moulted?
MTGRanger: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
dappercuttlefish: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: horseshoe crab-spider?
lexomancer: the dead face hugger
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic I believe they die once they lay their egg
TehAmelie: with blue blood just sloshing around its interior?
Getter404: Oh no, recursive quarantines
VmKid: quarantine^2
Electrodyne: Bananaphone!
JadedCynic: we're entering Lockdown INCEPTION!
JadedCynic: "...Double SECRET Lockdown, sir?"
DiscordianTokkan: I'm a fan of calling bulky, space ruggedized tech and tablets "Slabs", personally
ButButTheJesus: "i want to flee"
TehAmelie: did you know, spiders have no circulatory system, buthave blood just sloshing around inside them?
KeytarCat: Def thought Gray was agender
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie i did not know that
MadmanOreo: The first colonist that demands the space-chilis reopen during quarantine gets the airlock.
TehAmelie: it's p. weird
MAPBoardgames: What if facehuggers are just misinterpreting what a high-five is?
Electrodyne: Jumping spiders are tiny hydraulic friends!!
RandomTrivia: LUL Alex
dappercuttlefish: @KeytarCat i assume all robots are agender until proven otherwise
JadedCynic: @MadmanOreo we HAVE a fledgling atmosphere...around the hab units, at least
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne are you telling me the blood is used for jumping power
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, spiders are just one contiguous hydraulics system.
KeytarCat: @dappercuttlefish I'm high and forgot they were robots
JadedCynic: it's a *liveable* atmosphere, but not a PLEASANT atmosphere
Getter404: The movies are understandably vague about the state of Bishop's plumbing.
dappercuttlefish: fair enough @KeytarCat both gray and gidget are strong agender names
TehAmelie: well, Zack Snyder'¨s movies have told me living within an uncomfortable atmosphere might just make you Superman
Electrodyne: @butbutthejesus I sure am :) We have two as pets, and sometimes they wiggle their front legs just before they jump, to build up
MAPBoardgames: I wondering how many planets in the Aliens-verse are 'roach planets'?
DiscordianTokkan: "Is that... YOGHURT? *slams biohazard quarantine button*"
JadedCynic: @dappercuttlefish 'Gidget' is agender? Might wanna tell Sandra Dee...
KeytarCat: Related question, what are player pronouns? Characters are marked, but
ArdCollider: Finch is a solid agender pick too
BartholemewTheKitten: This just sounds like West Australian bio quarantine
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne once again I find nature to be simultaneously fascinating and horrifying
Getter404: It's like 40K, assume every planet has a Juicy Ork Center until proven otherwise with liberal application of Heavy Flamers.
SachielOne: "Roach planet" is why the term "Exterminatus" was first coined
TehAmelie: canonically, there was NO extraterrestrial life discovered prior to the alien. Weyland-Utani records don't lie
JadedCynic: I mean, ALL of them could easily be either, or, both, neither, all, at any point. vOv
Electrodyne: @butbutthejesus Jumping spiders are friendly and cute, you can trust me on that one
ladylinzington: @TehAmelie what about the arcturians
dappercuttlefish: not a fan of any "something else"
Sarah_Serinde: This seems fine
Nigouki: oh boy
Getter404: Oh boy, travel size body bags
ladylinzington: yeet it into the nearest sun
Nigouki: remember that time in middle school where they made you take care of an egg for a week? this is that
vellebastet: YES
TehAmelie: on second thought, i may misremember the Alien vs Predator comics
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne i have some arachnophobia but i appreciate our tiny jumpy bug-eating friends
JadedCynic: NICE one matt! <3
DiscordianTokkan: Finch is now Hank Hill
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Cinominn: i always come in RIGHT as a break happens
Electrodyne: Y'know what those aliens need? Some Protomolecule.
Juliamon: Cinominn Well, now you have time to get caught up!
ladylinzington: noooooope
beckett_brass: So, I've never watched anything related to Alien yet. About how terrible/scary are facehuggers?
SpacePotato01: Loving it so far. I'm going to be so sad when Finch becomes a milkshake. :(
itomeshi: This music is far too soothing
Butternades: Did music just stop for anyone else?
Gnyrinn: @beckett_brass Very.
JadedCynic: @Electrodyne I still think Ridley Scott took the idea for the stuff in Prometheus from J.S. Corey's books ;)
Juliamon: beckett_brass I haven't either, but I presume it's like having *anything* hurl itself at your face and jam a proboscis down your throat
drdudeman: @SpacePotato01 But does he bring all the xenos to the yard?
Cinominn: no, it was overlapping wierd for a second but still here
beckett_brass: @Juliamon Fair enough.
Electrodyne: Yeah, this music should accompany drone footage from high above Canada
serramarkov: Facehuggers on screen are somewhere between cute and awful. Facehuggers in real life are horrific.
Butternades: Nvm fixed it
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass Depends on who you ask. I'm certainly not a fan, but I've also seen more frightening xesigns
SpacePotato01: @drdudeman ...We'll see.
NavelWarfare: designs, even
JadedCynic: *wistful sigh of Road Quest nostalgia*
Electrodyne: @jadedcynic They're pretty good themes to follow.
Juliamon: It's not about what they look like, it's how they act
TehAmelie: one of the first videogame ideas i ever had was based on breeding aliens in every available different animals to see what would come out
NavelWarfare: Also kinda what I meant @juliamon . I find the thing from, well, The Thing creepier, even without the body horror stuff
TehAmelie: (i was pretty late in discovering empathy)
Cinominn: gross.... but i do kinda want a good boi doggo xenomorph
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie and then later, LoversLab was setup and someone modded Skyrim to be exactly that :D Kappa
TehAmelie: oh dear
TehAmelie: i mean i'm not surprised, knowing what modders tend to do with Elder Scrolls games
GhostValv: things happened
TehAmelie: sort of like what builders tend to do with Minecraft but with less restrictions
b3telgevse: Curse me and my lack of time management, I'm late
Butternades: Stuff happened, nuff said
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Near..........far
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Cinominn: woo? aliens?
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Electrodyne: ring ring ring ring, ring ring ring ring, bananaphone
Juliamon: I now feel the urge to find where my little squishy silicone alienbaby stress squeezie is
JadedCynic: from WHO?
TheMerricat: TBH Minecraft is actually the far less restricted game vs an Elder Scrolls game. But there are far few people with a fetish about getting it on with a blocky character than a 3d model that looks like a porn star.
JadedCynic: order FROM WHO - what authority - who outranks who?
CyberColossus: not what u want to hear
JadedCynic: poor ol' Doc Marten; always 1 step behind on things :(
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Hold Cori! Hold!
TehAmelie: yeah but when it comes to what you can make in Minecraft vs what you can make in modding Skyrim
JadedCynic: ugh, those feels, Cam (drive a minivan cab...same light arrangement)
JadedCynic: "Negative, Ghostrider the pattern is full."
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: Counterpoint: come on
Nigouki: "I'm here to make decisions, noone said they're supposed to be good decisions"
RandomTrivia: "Oh no, she's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot!"
MadmanOreo: But why male models?
MAPBoardgames: katesGift Open it!
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TehAmelie: wisdom comes easy to players, almost impossible to filter out of the PCs. . .
viicttorr2: !uptime
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LarkSachrosis: It's happening
TehAmelie: !updog
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JadedCynic: anyone recognizable?
TehAmelie: over ten dog-hours, wowie
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE_SQ
Getter404: No quarantine, we're crunching the numbers on Xenomorph Herd Immunity.
TehAmelie: i have this theory the alien defies being named in the same way that the act of sex does, though it's hard to get into
JadedCynic: Could the Science Chief be overruled by the Marshall, e.g.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a person in a position of power pushing back against quarantines and regulations.. this is.. hitting a bit close to home
KeytarCat: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I was gonna say...
TehAmelie: don't worry too much about it
Snowcookies: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
MAPBoardgames: He's missing his stomach plug.
b3telgevse: This is great
mrsarkhan: lrrFINE
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Gidget
ButButTheJesus: my god his suit! its so expensive!
MAPBoardgames: Suit soup?
b3telgevse: Gidget is a delight
TehAmelie: here's hoping the Kung Pow sequel will still happen someday
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
averythetiger: Have they tried NOT being fatally injured?
Sheikun07: Gidget has the worst bedside manner and I love it
TehAmelie: so many stomach plugs gonna be dislodged
RealGamerCow: Tunnel rat
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie just like a hole through his torso, like how does that even happen
noSmokeFire: Gidget, gesturing at a giant acid hole: "Well THERE'S your problem"
JadedCynic: Remember when Bishop shuffled through that pipe in "Aliens"? with no qualms?
TehAmelie: Bishop is a Goddamned hero
TehAmelie: that is all
MAPBoardgames: I remember having nightmares after watching Aliens for the first time. They all had to do with the scene of crawling down the 2' diameter tube.
JadedCynic: THIS is a xenomorph skin - it's moulted
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, moulting
dappercuttlefish: i'm loving these descriptions of "unidentified organics"
JadedCynic: yeah, Cam is ROCKING these descriptions
FerociousPeach: oh fun, we're into Stage III
FerociousPeach: nothing to worry about, i'm sure
Sarah_Serinde: ""quarantined""
TehAmelie: silicone based life, man. its only real weakness is a stronger than carbon organisms weakness to extreme temperature shifts
RandomTrivia: Oh no
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Oh, ya, this is going to need some quarantining. I'm beginning to suspect that wearing a cloth mask won't stop facehugger implantation
JadedCynic: it fed on the bodies
DeM0nFiRe: gonna have to stay at least 10 feet from people
Snowcookies: oh no
FerociousPeach: @LoadingReadyRun no, I don't think even doublemasking will suffice here
Brozard: Couldn't hurt tho
RandomTrivia: Is there an organ black market on Corbinec? Kappa
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun lrrSPOOP katesYell katesSweat katesScared lrrFINE_SQ
Snowcookies: burst you say
DiscordianTokkan: HA!
Arclight_Dynamo: So... over/under on the former Marine Marshall having seen an alien before?
JadedCynic: ah, Vitamin M :p
dappercuttlefish: the atrophy is the interesting part here, I feel like?
FerociousPeach: @Brozard facehuggers secrete an analgesic to relax the victim, so no, it wouldn't ;)
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Alex no
ButButTheJesus: off the scari, into vanderburg, down the hole, nothin' but net
niccus: well, two more weeks of meat
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo not terribly good - no one in the Corps survived Hadley's Hope
vellebastet: "meat gopher"
Sheikun07: Meat Gopher is a hilarious term
DiscordianTokkan: It is NOT alright, the Alien Caddyshack
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TehAmelie: seems low. i want to believe the only people who can claim experience of the alien have scars like Hicks post-Aliens
mrsarkhan: aren't gophers normally made of meat?
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Sure. But who's to say there weren't other... incidents?
MAPBoardgames: I've not heard this take on the "magic bullet" theory.
Kramburger: seabatYIKES
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This was some sort of xenomorph bank shot
Snowcookies: Like in that movie about aliens
tenthtechpriest: like in that movie, last of us
RandomTrivia: The "NOPE" meter is rising aggressively
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun :D
LarkSachrosis: Nature is Metal
TehAmelie: well, other than Ripley, but Ripley is special
DiscordianTokkan: "Like that movie, Xenomorph"
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
MTGRanger: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: CAM katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo who's to say there WAS? "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence:
ElementalAlchemist: I love Cam's descriptions so much
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Well, that's certainly The Company's line. :P
Kramburger: "Okay, if I can get from this guy to the other without touching the floor, I get to be queen"
FerociousPeach: @Arclight_Dynamo Carver still has all his limbs and skin, so odds are low, lol
jessieimproved: omg
ButButTheJesus: andy no!
Arclight_Dynamo: @FerociousPeach That's a good point. :D
RandomTrivia: AHHHH
Sarah_Serinde: Finch pls
HadesLeprechaun: there was a hole here, its gone now
vellebastet: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
DiscordianTokkan: Under the HAT
RandomTrivia: Noooooooo
ClankyLily: A++ andy
dappercuttlefish: FINCH WHY
TehAmelie: if people have forgot, Hicks is a marine who survives the events of Alien with only a light sprinkling of alien blood in his face
Sheikun07: THE HAT oh my god I love you Finch
Kramburger: lrrJUDGE
vellebastet: FINCH
TehAmelie: (ouchies)
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan nah, a Euro-States shock-film outta old Italy - "Lo Sconosciuto"
Arclight_Dynamo: Blow it up like a balloon. Kappa
JadedCynic: SeemsGood Finch
vellebastet: Groooooosss
MAPBoardgames: So, I'm not sure at this point who my favorite character is .
ButButTheJesus: Finch gives it a lil jiggle
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: tie between gidget & finch so far...
JadedCynic: LUL
LarkSachrosis: gross
TehAmelie: (i can spell)
Arclight_Dynamo: "My safeword is 'open fire.'"
TheMerricat: Is this Aliens or Red Dwarf? :P
tenthtechpriest: but is the safety switched on his safety blanket?
JadedCynic: Carver's internal monologue "Damn Synthetics"
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat por que no los dos?
ButButTheJesus: "do not eat"
Arclight_Dynamo: "Gidget's: Do Not Eat"
Arclight_Dynamo: @ButButTheJesus High five!
ButButTheJesus: @Arclight_Dynamo High five!
Sheikun07: It's absolutely both
JadedCynic: sarcasm is lost on artifical people
MAPBoardgames: Cam is unsplitting the party.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
RandomTrivia: oh no
JadedCynic: Oh MAN - Cori+Andy = <3
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
tenthtechpriest: gidget is a gem
vellebastet: sykLaugh
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL I just saw "Cause of death: Not ernough organs"
JadedCynic: "npcs blanch" *stream goes monocrhime* :D
sydnius: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: <3
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
JadedCynic: lrrHEART
drdudeman: now lemme spleen something to ya
BrindleBoar: KOBE
Sarah_Serinde: Finch no
Sheikun07: Finch YES
JadedCynic: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, spleens, the body's emergency blood bag
ButButTheJesus: oh blimey, a bit of small intestine there
CyberColossus: GP
Arclight_Dynamo: "We own you, so we're going to take care of you."
MAPBoardgames: A shortage of parts, I'd assume.
FerociousPeach: the Company cares about you exactly as much as you're worth, lol
drdudeman: The value of the part is directly related to how easy it is to replace. Now realize you are a "part"
JadedCynic: I mean, only one fatality in how many years in operation, is PRETTY GOOD really - even for the food service industry IRL
MAPBoardgames: Ahh, that new module smell!
Getter404: Another glorious day in the Corps
Arclight_Dynamo: @drdudeman that right out of the Weyland-Yutani onboarding manual for new employees?
noSmokeFire: stupid, practical evil
ButButTheJesus grabs cigar and pulse rifle
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames yeah, still got those fresh polymers breaking down and exuding fumes <3
drdudeman: @Arclight_Dynamo no idea but i really need to play Alien Isolation which i bought like 3 years ago
tenthtechpriest: is it 'ish' becuase they only have parts of certain people?
dappercuttlefish: that attitude does explain the one murder
JadedCynic: plenty of space would also alleviate some stress (from closed quarters)
TheMerricat: @drdudeman AI is an awesome game but I couldn't make it through it, had to hard out.
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LathosTiran: each "capable of holding", has anyone actually checked?
JadedCynic: fused vertebrae
vellebastet: sykLaugh Matt
BrindleBoar: god I'd literally never though about that
BrindleBoar: *thought
RandomTrivia: *shudder*
DiscordianTokkan: "Oh no, my bones!"
ButButTheJesus: oof oww
Arclight_Dynamo: "The spunk box"
fredcheckers: Spinal disks have just extruded out and bones are directly stacked.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: My only regret is not curing my Boneitis
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo jlrrNo
JadedCynic: gonna need a generation 2.0...
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Yes ma'am. :D
vellebastet: @bobtheninjagoldfish sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: If there's one thing people are good at, it's making more people.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
TheMerricat: lol
JadedCynic: welp.
MAPBoardgames: Finch was helping clean that particular maintenance tunnel.
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TheMerricat: So odds that the entire colony is currently being 'eaten' and they were called here to keep them out of the way?
FerociousPeach: @TheMerricat probably as good as house odds :D
MAPBoardgames: The PCs all dream of electric sheep.
Sheikun07: Positive Seal returns!
odocoelus: I was so involved in the streams that I only now realized that that's not a sofa behind Cameron.
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. Not murder; quarantine violation.
beckett_brass: Oh hey, Postive Seal came back.
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! Run! Game over man!
Getter404: Animals... the raccoons!
Juliamon: So literally Lister's gambit
RandomTrivia: ^
SpacePotato01: hamsterplanet
noSmokeFire: illicit rodents
JadedCynic: uncontrolled organics
Arclight_Dynamo: "It's just a hamster." "It's a tribble!"
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
JadedCynic: and the one in CHARGE was the one that broke ICC quarantine
Arclight_Dynamo: UH
RandomTrivia: META
ElementalAlchemist: um
fredcheckers: He's showed up to class but he's naked.
SpacePotato01: *imagines a colony ending up overrun by hamsterxenomorph*
Sarah_Serinde: Uhh
ButButTheJesus: guh...
PharaohBender27: O_o
DeM0nFiRe: uh
Juliamon: uhhhhhhh
BrindleBoar: An eternity of dreaming that you're at school but not wearing pants.
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
TeodorantZMX: #meta
tenthtechpriest: buh
DiscordianTokkan: Huh
dappercuttlefish: HM
Admorp: UHH!!
vellebastet: lrrFINE
ladylinzington: uh
mowdownjoe: Infinite recursion...
JadedCynic: shallow sleep - influenced by external stimulii
dappercuttlefish: HM HM HM HM
arcaneIllumination: I had the same reaction as Alex
CyndaneTierney: Are you sure that's not just the security camera feed?
FerociousPeach: it's an interesting dichotomy between the colonies and ships, as most ships have a cat or dog on board for crew psychological health
Getter404: Congratulations!
NotCainNorAbel: this will go well, right....
ElementalAlchemist: oh no
Butternades: What about the dreaming version, what’s he dreaming of?
Admorp: Hey Doc!!!
ElementalAlchemist: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: dammit
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Wrexadecimal: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tenthtechpriest: I feel attacked
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
ladylinzington: amazing
ButButTheJesus: CAM OH MY GOD
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
itomeshi: 80s space slack
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
FerociousPeach: well, this seems ominous, lol
Pheonix888: neat!
JadedCynic: Would You Kindly
Questhere: would you kindly
JadedCynic: Time for Agendas to change
arcaneIllumination: Uh oh.
MAPBoardgames: Lol! Jaded & Quest
ladylinzington: uh oh
Sheikun07: We have a Zeroth Law!
mowdownjoe: Uh-oh...
Admorp: Kill Everyone
FerociousPeach: "Retrieve samples for company scientists. Colony Expendable."
NotCainNorAbel: new rule 1
JadedCynic: NEW FIRST LAW - roll credits
aquinas_0: im literally imagining the little head twitch eye twinkle
ladylinzington: time for new laaawwwws
fredcheckers: Weyland has purchased slack
Admorp: nvm
SpacePotato01: You are becoming hysterical!
ButButTheJesus: FUCK
Admorp: Damn
RandomTrivia: CAMERON NO
Pheonix888: ahhhhhhh
Nigouki: ffffffffffff
JadedCynic: :D
DeM0nFiRe: :o
ladylinzington: nooooooo
PharaohBender27: Cliffhanger!
Sheikun07: WOW the suspense
ClankyLily: brutal
MAPBoardgames: katesYell
vellebastet: NOOOOOO
Admorp: i was too late
Wrexadecimal: aaaahhhh
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
dappercuttlefish: CAM I AM SCARED
Snowcookies: oh no
TehAmelie: *Terminator theme plays for some reason*
DiscordianTokkan: FRIG this was good
JadedCynic: THank you cam & co. <3
TheMerricat: Cameron is good with the cliffhangers.
Butternades: Ugh just like dales cliffhsngers
Jakelope13: So.... is this the Good Zeroth Law, or a.... bad Zeroth law? (what would that even look like?)
vellebastet: Cameron, I love this!
infinity_225: Dam you you marvelous story master!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: that means now laws 3 and 4 still refer to the first law.
DiscordianTokkan: Paul still muted
noSmokeFire: I'm spoops
DiscordianTokkan: There we go
niccus: very rational
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the great session!
serramarkov: But, but, but, I'm hooked!
RandomTrivia: Mystery!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Jakelope13 I believe these are orders specific to each synth, from the Doc.
ghyllnox: So good! Thank you o/
MTGRanger: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrHORN lrrHORN
head_cannon: I like how it's slowly sinking in that the players will eventually be confronted with the rule of "Crew Expendable."
RandomTrivia: Matt no!
PharaohBender27: Oh wow, he actually sent Slacks to each of them? That's impressive
Bobtheninjagoldfish: aka 3and4 refer to the new law
TehAmelie: Paul is the strean's dreaming
Questhere: are we all just pauls dream
TehAmelie: stream's dreaming
JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 who knows? Maybe Dr. Gardner is a GOOD guy who's savvy about the xeno-warriors and is going to kill them?
spicyFerret_: lrrSPOOP
FerociousPeach: but has the sleeper awakened? no wait, wrong franchise
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron's game, he gets to decide what's canon
elah806: I would be OK being Paul's dream
fredcheckers: @PharaohBender27 He knows their pants sizes.
dappercuttlefish: cam-on
JadedCynic: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
MAPBoardgames: I haven't seen Covenant. I heard it was real bad.
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Jakelope13: And now I'm curious as to how dream-monitoring would affect/be affected by psychotherapy?
Snowcookies: lmao
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
PharaohBender27: @fredcheckers katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNo
JadedCynic: SHOW FEET!
vellebastet: OMG
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! My patreon!
Snowcookies: jlrrNo
drdudeman: Show feet? Since when did Tarantino direct an Alien movie?
ButButTheJesus: i mean technically it was a c-section
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JadedCynic: Reese? You are.....NOT THE FATHER!
TheMerricat: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
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Sarah_Serinde: It's fantastic gabyLul
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
JadedCynic: <3 all four players' work
TemporallyAwry: Really doing a good job depicting the "Synthetics don't get Stress" effect.
JadedCynic: out-of-their-depth
TheMerricat: This entire setup works so damn well.
FerociousPeach: it's been delightful
JadedCynic: *resigned sigh of disappointement*
dappercuttlefish: I have to appreciate the giving of stim toys to get people to leave you alone. I wish people gave me a chain link when they didn't want me around.
Sarah_Serinde: Oof :D
MAPBoardgames: Too real.
LarkSachrosis: Have you just tried tamping down your emotions lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: "I'm not mad, I'm just...... DISAPPOINTED" (ow)
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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Snowcookies: us!
TehAmelie: oh jeez i'm now picturing Aliens directed by Quentin Tarantino. so many shots of Ripley's an Vasquez's feet
tenthtechpriest: keep those lights fed
JadedCynic: @dappercuttlefish I'll try to remember that for you
Jakelope13: Be generous, and feed your lights regularly
ritchards: help keep the lights fed!
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!!
Sarah_Serinde: Matt pls
Fruan: Feed electricity to the lights, you monsters!
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
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itomeshi: Glad... glad we could help?
JadedCynic: Matt, you can stop now LUL
werewolftuxedo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
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Runebucket: intact AND where they're supposed to be!
SpacePotato01: or the repo man cometh?
ButButTheJesus: tuvulu
DiscordianTokkan: "You make our spleens swell. But in a good way!"
Pheonix888: 70% grateful?
JadedCynic: o/ Alex <3
vellebastet: Bye, Alex!
Snowcookies: bye Alex
LarkSachrosis: Today I kept myself contiguous
ButButTheJesus: bye alex!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: wait, Paul has become Alex?
Sarah_Serinde: I'm here for multiple Pauls
TehAmelie: this is a new twist on the Beejdrop twist
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: Paul-drop?
DiscordianTokkan: m-m-m-Multi-Paul
ladylinzington subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
ladylinzington: 13 months, that's almost 12 months. Wait....
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Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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DiscordianTokkan: (like meeee!)
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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DiscordianTokkan: (And Sarah!)
Snowcookies: Tarkov!
GhostValv: maybe tonight!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to red_dwarfers! They have given 2933 Gift Subs in the channel!
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JadedCynic: oh right, WITH El Funko on Funko's time zone
Sarah_Serinde: James is the coolest of kids
MAPBoardgames: The E-Scape from Tarkov
JadedCynic: technically tomorrow for El Funko (and most of us)
Juliamon: It's less escaping and more collecting GPUs and bitcoin
JadedCynic: Left4Dead2 <3
Snowcookies: yay Speedrunning!
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon :D
TehAmelie: the comic book Invincible is sort of agressively funny with its characters Kate and Paul, twins who at adult age develop instant cloning superpowers. so they go by Dupli-Kate and Multi-Paul
Sarah_Serinde: Iiiiiinteresting
vellebastet: W-What
RandomTrivia: Huh.
JadedCynic: roguelike peggle?
MAPBoardgames: A Peggle roguelike? W-w-what?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Roll on next sunday. More Horner Racing.
MAPBoardgames: JACK-PAK!
RandomTrivia: Jackbox HYPE wooooooo!
JadedCynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish nope, Ian's finished with PC2
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @JadedCynic I saw a bonus stream on the schedule.
JadedCynic: oh!
JadedCynic: maybe testing the mod to his new wheel?
RandomTrivia: Bigger than before
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @JadedCynic yuuuuup
Sarah_Serinde: Bigger than before
DiscordianTokkan: Wheel Splicing? Nice
Mr_Whyt: falcon 3.0 is finally out
TheAwkes: A large wheel the size of a small wheel.
Mai_Andra: But is it a pow-pow-power wheel?
Snowcookies: Project Cars 2 fun
RandomTrivia: "or several smaller wheels"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I've already gotthe Egmelts warming
TehAmelie: the wheels on the car go round and round. . .
Jigokuro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
Jigokuro: I am also here.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jigokuro! (Today's storm count: 53)
TehAmelie: (including the steering wheel. i guess)
dalefriesen: Thank-you the Merricat!
dalefriesen: Hi!
TehAmelie is continuing the Gift Sub they got from ThePov42!
JadedCynic: o/
Jigokuro: Hi Dale!
ButButTheJesus: hi dale!
until_may: Paul, your beard is legend
DiscordianTokkan: It me! unarmeHeart lrrHEART
Jigokuro: Love watching your GMing. Would probably hate playing under it. bitterLOL
Jigokuro: (Dale, not Cam)
JadedCynic: I'm betting it's "Alexander" but "Alexan-DOOM 123"
minibasher_: I prefer sauce hobbyist
dalefriesen: @Jigokuro Realistically, then, I'd probably change my style if you were at my table. :)
RandomTrivia: !quote 4847
Fruan: 80 is so many months.
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to 71percent! They have given 2934 Gift Subs in the channel!
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RandomTrivia: Oh good, LRRbot isn't dead
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to facehuggerfromalien! They have given 2935 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Sarah_Serinde: pfft
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Couldn't find 70% or 72%, I take it? katesLol
ButButTheJesus: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh no! So much fire!
mynameisfourteen subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
mynameisfourteen: I showed up to resub just in time for sub reading. How fortuitous!
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RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
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DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
vellebastet: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
MAPBoardgames: sergeModLove
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
ButButTheJesus: @TheMerricat :D
DeM0nFiRe: "Are you from Half Life?"
Snowcookies: from Half Life maybe?
aquinas_0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
aquinas_0: reasons
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Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
JadedCynic: "I loved you in Star Trek!" "No, I'm...not...oh nevermind 'Live long and prosper"
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Electrodyne: Klingon hairpiece
BrindleBoar: !
JadedCynic: saw the tweet
BrindleBoar: yuss
JadedCynic: <3
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Electrodyne: well, foreheadpiece
JadedCynic: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Panalysts HYPE!
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
SkylerRingtail: And we're very excited to host you all!
Electrodyne: Panalysts in fursuits?
ElementalAlchemist: location: the internet
SkylerRingtail: We also have a big TTRPG focus. You might recognize other LRR-adjacent names on our schedule
RandomTrivia: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
TheMerricat: Well we had a fursuit vehicle so ...
dalefriesen: G'night!
JadedCynic: o/
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeee
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night everyone!
Snowcookies: bye!
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun and cya next time!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
head_cannon: G'night, all!
Electrodyne: @themerricat My thoughts exactly
Snowcookies: night everyone
PharaohBender27: And now the waiting game
markaci: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (47m from now).
Electrodyne: Good night everyone! See you all later, no reason to stay here and hang out
TehAmelie: hmm it's 4 am here. probably time enough to put on some James Cameron before bed. but Terminator or Alien, that's the question
vmob: good night! good bing!
RandomTrivia: Goodnight everyone, take care! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic:'s only 166hrs to the NEXT episode...
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
aquinas_0: @JadedCynic too many
aquinas_0: night!
TheMerricat: chat, remember that you are all awesome. Be safe, be well, and be happy (and if you are, like me - under a polar vortex - stay warm :D )
Electrodyne: Secret Paul Message Time
ElementalAlchemist: Basically the entire central US is, but not everyone there is used to it
MichaelVYee: They could ads for the hour until James starts
ElementalAlchemist: I thought I had it bad with it not getting out of single digits in the last week, but I'm in a place that *gets winter*
DeM0nFiRe: Hmm I think I might go lay down and watch some LRL vods while I start a new stardew valley game now that PS4 has 1.5 patch
DeM0nFiRe: (after the secret message of course)
ElementalAlchemist: unlike, say, Texas, which is somehow suddenly dealing with same, but with no preparation (or power)
TehAmelie: temperature here is oscilating between -5 and -20° on a daily basis. does that suggest a vortx?
Electrodyne: Vortexas
TheMerricat: @ElementalAlchemist I'm in a place that think's it gets winter but not really, so I'm also in a place where a lot of people are doing a lot of stupid shit ATM. I hope everyone else can avoid that sort of folk this week.
DeM0nFiRe: The temperature here has been pretty stable at about 25-30F for like 3 weeks now I think, not a lot of variation
TehAmelie: vortcheez
ElementalAlchemist: oof
ElementalAlchemist: It being single-digits for this long is unusual, but it getting to single-digit highs sometimes in the winter happens most years
PharaohBender27: Wait, no secret lrrPAUL message this time!? :O
Earthenone: i guess we live here now
Juliamon: You can't always have a secret message. It wouldn't be secret anymore.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh sometimes lrrPAUL doesn't do one if it's not the last stream of the day, PiF is still coming up
FerociousPeach: we were all expecting it, so he subverted our expectations
MichaelVYee: Oic
ElementalAlchemist: If people aren't treating it like they should then it's always a bad situation
TehAmelie: the message is: you are loved
FerociousPeach: well played, Paul, well played
PharaohBender27: @FerociousPeach He sure did :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The secret was the friends we met along the way
Snowcookies: Time to wait for James to go to Tarkov
TheMerricat: But I was sitting in my chair!! I met no one! :D
PharaohBender27: Well, I might lurk a bit for PiF later on. Otherwise, see you all later!
Earthenone: ohh hes still trying to escape?
Electrodyne: Dang I ran to the other room for a minute, did I miss it?
Juliamon: Electrodyne Nope
Juliamon: None today
TehAmelie: or what if the way was the friends we made along the secret no wait that's nothing
TheMerricat: Hehe there was none @Electrodyne it's not hte last stream of the day.
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
Electrodyne: ooooh
MichaelVYee: PIF is in a hour
Juliamon: From what I understand, there's not actually a way TO escape yet
PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne It didn't even happen this time
Earthenone: ohh is it one of those early access games that isent done yet then?
Electrodyne: That just means it'll be extra good on Wednesday
TheMerricat: Night chat, time for me to go pretend to play Skyrim while instead spending the next eight hours installing/uninstalling/and manually editing mods so that I can pretend to play skyrim tomorrow :P
Electrodyne: Imma go sew some leather
Earthenone: are you making the next flythough merricat? :P
TehAmelie: from what i understand most of the difficulty is that there are other people who would rather put holes in you than escape Takrov together
DeM0nFiRe: Doesn't the game have like mines around the map edge to prevent you from actually trying to escape
TehAmelie: kind of a young-fear-of-love simulator
Electrodyne: James is the best at mines
MichaelVYee: Mine? They’re not; I thought they were yours
TehAmelie: [She-Ra and Catra pictures explode on the screen]
TheMerricat: @Earthenone I recently learned that the Nexus (primary repository for most all SFW mods for skyrim) apparently only has a couple of terabytes of actual mods for Skyrim hosted on it, and I have an 8 terabyte drive. I think the path I must take is obvious :P
Earthenone: haha
Earthenone: enjoy your new role as archivist
Snowcookies: If James is so good at mining, then why does he have jlrrBreak and jlrrFall
LathosTiran: @Snowcookies who told you he was good? Kappa
TehAmelie: my only portable drive is but 1.8 TB, mostly full of movies. should i get a new one for great futuristic justice?
LathosTiran: get it a compainion not a full replacement. network attached storage. I've got a 10 TB accessable from any in home device
TehAmelie: gonna need to put labels on them. . .
DeM0nFiRe: I haven't tried using it but my router has a thing where I can plug a USB drive to it to access from anything on the network
TehAmelie: ah, i do have a 4 GB YSB drive
TehAmelie: USB. no strange welsh magic data units