Spacepup: Who's ready for a lets nope? I hope Ben's feeling better.
ky0dar: Oi'll boi it for a hoi proice
TehAmelie: i'll buy it for a dollar
Juliamon: I'm ready for Adam to witness all the glorious corn and ham this game has to offer
Spacepup: I can't wait for stream highlights. I think he's gonna be on it a lot.
TehAmelie: i hope Ben's better but i also hope Graham joins in again anyway. it is always a pleasure to see him get into the Resident Evils
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This game? Corny? never
TehAmelie: does the line "you were almost a cornbread sandwich" come up at any point?
TehAmelie: and if not how can we fix it?
Juliamon: I can think of at least four distinct clips I'm hoping make the cut
ky0dar: Where did everybody go? Bingo?
JonTheGoose: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 4) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (8m from now).
Juliamon: Last-minute prep?
Juliamon: I'm just playing Minecraft and digesting pizza
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm playing through control, In order to not spoil myself next week
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ButButTheJesus: Hewwo? Is dere some weawy big spoops coming up? lrrSPOOP
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: again
ClankyLily: HypeWho
SmithKurosaki: greetings!
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Loonatic93: Help! My cat has taken me hostage! She has jumped onto my chest and won't let me leave until she receives a certain amount of cuddling!!!!!
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Roger_Job329: Spoop time!!!!!
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Dmc3628: SALAD BAR
ky0dar: i was rewatching road quest. these are some good boys, bront.
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Bengineering: PogChamp
ButButTheJesus: @Loonatic93 do an cuddle!
Lord_ZYRK: KomodoHype is PogChamp again?!
Spacepup: Guys! Guys! I think this intro is haunted!
ky0dar: i see, Ben. good point, well made
ButButTheJesus: AH SNEK
Loonatic93: @ButButTheJesus Looks like I have no other choice.
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ladylinzington: @Spacepup the intro has been dead for 10 years....
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Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
vermilionmana: hi all
ButButTheJesus: @YawnLance HAPP BIRF
Spacepup: @ladylinzington BUT THE WHO WAS ONLINE GOING
Vanbael: just in time, just made dinner
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday @YawnLance
SmoreThanAFeelin: Lets goooo
BusTed: Hey all.
Dish_KP: Harp Borf Yawn!
ButButTheJesus: @Spacepup john was going. and then john was a zombie.
YawnLance: Thanks friends lrrHEART
Makrosian_Tae: Happy cake day Yawnlance
until_may: we're hereeeeeeeeee
Juliamon: Happy bday Yawnlance!
mnemonicman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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YawnLance: Y'all are too sweet benginCry
MegaDosX: What kind of cake do you have @YawnLance ?
SmithKurosaki: happy bday yawnlance. hope this next rotation is great benginHeart
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: lrrSPOOP FBtouchdown
theleerm: happy b-day yawnlance!
Spacepup: Hello?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
LessIsMorii: Yoooooo, let's get that cheesy video game diallooooooogue! FBtouchdown
YawnLance: @MegaDosX Toblerone cheesecake :D
RandomTrivia: \o/
mnemonicman: lrrSPOOP
theleerm: lrrSPOOP FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Spacepup: Woo
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Nigouki: hallo lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
YawnLance: Oh no
MaverickArtist: lrrHORN lrrSPOOP lrrHORN lrrSPOOP
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Roger_Job329: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
Spacepup: Hawk?
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ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: awk
Makrosian_Tae: Who did the original voice for Spoopifer?
ducking_mad: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critrolePercy
DiscordianTokkan: \[T]/ Praise the Sun?
RandomTrivia: Uh
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: FBtouchdown critroleTouchdown FBtouchdown critroleTouchdown
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Vcskyline: banger alert!
ButButTheJesus: gdi ben
MegaDosX: @YawnLance That sounds awesome, hope you enjoy it
korvys: You put BREATHING on your soundboard!?
circusofkirkus: DJ SAVIDAN
ky0dar: woo
TheWriterAleph: jesus christ benjamin.
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ChrisTheLemming: It's nopin' time!
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Mr_Horrible: I think we need to take the soundboard away from Ben
Lord_ZYRK: B A N G A R A N G
ky0dar: awk
nyquister_: "Everybody in the club gett'in tipsy"
until_may: I cant wait until you are all back in the office and we get Adams first were hereeeeeeeeee
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone <3
Makrosian_Tae: DROP THE BEAT
Mr_Horrible: he's gone mad with power
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Spacepup: Woo definitely is a keeper.
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: can we get a live venga bus remix?
Fattness132: reminds me of that video with Macho Man Randy Savage with no words just him breathing in LUL
zeldakid1999: Woo is pretty good
GlennSeto: That's the stream today.
CaptinOfBeez: need a whole ben keyboard
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
Lord_ZYRK: Holy cannoli thanks Dog_of_Myth PridePog
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: its great
Mr_Horrible: I'm so upset at how well that actually hangs together LUL
Lord_ZYRK: That video is too good for this world
BirdSorcerer: let the casio goodtimes roll
Laserbeaks_Fury: ASNO
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’ve subscribed more months than there are degrees outside right now
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Lord_ZYRK: Ben has outsourced his pogging
Vcskyline: woo hoo I almost never get to watch live!
xantos69: Somebody give this the "Carrot Carrot Milk" Treatment.
YawnLance: He's never getting that out of his system
MegaDosX: We'll be here a while if you want to wait for him to get it out of his system :p
Mr_Horrible: Narrator: "It never left his system."
CaptinOfBeez: wait until the peak spoopy moment.... awk!
Makrosian_Tae: "I'll be good, I swear. Meant anyone NEVER
RayFK: Jesus christ
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
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RayFK: What the fuck
GlennSeto: Now THIS is pog-racing...
circusofkirkus: POGpogPOGpogPOGpogPOG
Fattness132: woo
TehAmelie: hello beardsmen
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
YawnLance: Jordan help
ky0dar: youre all mad
LessIsMorii: My brain is melting already
RayFK: I can't Yawn
RayFK: I have no pwoer
ButButTheJesus: POG
YawnLance: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
EvilBadman: Hahaha, GARY
Mr_Horrible: Ben is going to recreate the score of Les Mis with different Pogs
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
LessIsMorii: Halp
ky0dar: woo
RayFK: Brave man taking a sip of coffee there
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Good lord
theleerm: POG
CaptinOfBeez: this is the best
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NightValien28: omg
theleerm: FBtouchdown
BirdSorcerer: game over. we're not needed here champs
Halvhir: We're RIGHT HERE
TheWriterAleph: graaAAAHAM! we need an adult in studio B!
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doubledbear: Got 'em
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it roll up the rim time?
Mr_Horrible: Also yeah, Adam tempting fate with that sip
enki1256: PogChamp
Lord_ZYRK: Oh Poooog dude
ButButTheJesus: !ADULT
LRRbot: I need an adult!
DiscordianTokkan: PogChamp benginUroPog wheelerPog
Makrosian_Tae: Good show
RayFK: Pog
SmithKurosaki: so, pog Bengal mix when?
GlennSeto: So is the lizard gonna be the permanent solution?
SmithKurosaki: venga*
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YawnLance: You done buddy? You good?
fastlane250: I missed this level of soundboard insanity from DB this year
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
floataway3: Oh good, Ben has obseleted twitch chat! We can pack it up, they don't need us anymore.
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
MegaDosX: Oh no.
RandomTrivia: It's a thing of beauty
fastlane250: *last year
CaptinOfBeez: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
markaci: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
RandomTrivia: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
circusofkirkus: record: Go Left
ButButTheJesus: HALP
gawag_: I lean away from the mike to breathe in
DiscordianTokkan: benginYe
YawnLance: Chat, we can leave. Ben has replaced us.
MegaDosX: I repeat, #BenHasTooMuchPower
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alexia, set a timer for 5 minutes
TheWriterAleph: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
EvilBadman: Great joke, audio engineer
Tangsm: "This is a mistake" should definitely be a sample.
Lord_ZYRK: Welcome to Let's Nope where we learn the horrors of technology
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCoolgame
Nigouki: no mistake here, this is exactly what people tune in for
ky0dar: the adam is broken
Dog_of_Myth: DJ Ben in the HOUSE!!!
RayFK: No Resident Evil is going to be played tonight
LessIsMorii: Now that I know Adam's developing a mullet, I notice it whenever he turns his head :D
RayFK: It's just this
kumatsu: Needs the sound of Adam blowing air out his nose
RandomTrivia: Ben has recorded the purest essence of Chat.
Spacepup: Is "Ben with Soundboard" the most powerful LRR player?
KeytarCat: I feel weird coming into this conversation over a comercial
Makrosian_Tae: DJ Ben IN DA HOOOOUSE
RayFK: For like 3 goddamn hours
CaptinOfBeez: I want Bens next LP
YawnLance: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Questhere: Ben has made chat redundant
Mr_Horrible: we haven't even heard from Leon yet and I'm already broken
aussie_rob_w: Adam’s already ded of laughing
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Adam laughing so hard he just silently convulses until he cries, that’s my happy plce
MegaDosX: With all of the subtlety of Ben's soundboard antics
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
MegaDosX: Thanks for proving my point Ben :p
GlennSeto: We might get a few jokes at the expense of a short person today, but that should be it.
LessIsMorii: Benjamin, please
KeytarCat: If you have triggers, they may come up!
thefightnerd: RE4 is why i bought a wii. it was all downhill after that.
Tangsm: Ben very excited about pulling teeth.
YawnLance: Civility PogChamp
RayFK: I think if anyone leaves tonight it's because of Ben rather than content.
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove ysbrydMod sergeModLove ysbrydMod
Catcard: thanks bud
CaptinOfBeez: Thanks mods!
Kibbik: laraMod
YawnLance: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Lord_ZYRK: Even Seamods seabatTROG
EvilBadman: Waiting for ben to record an audible "FBtouchdown"
LessIsMorii: Oh cool, ASMR hell
CaptinOfBeez: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #16: "*James* plays Minecraft. How hard can it be?" —Adam [2015-02-17]
CaptainSpam: *FSSSHhhhh...* Yeahyeay!
Anubis169: meow? someone call for a mod?
GlennSeto: @thefightnerd The Wii had some good stuff, but if RE4 was the motivation, there was probably only Prime Trilogy to top that.
Mr_Horrible: EvilBadman I'm just gonna start hearing the "Woo" whenever I see FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Oh hai there Anubis
LessIsMorii: Graham was helpful, and the girl jumped into dumpsters
korvys: !quote vampire
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
korvys: !findquote vampire
LRRbot: Quote #4400: "Fuck this fedora vampire" —Ben [2017-10-13]
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 lrrAWESOME
plummeting_sloth: we found out the big bad was the Berries and Cream guy from the Skittles commercials
Lord_ZYRK: Anubis169 Adam was just appreciating you live on stream
KeytarCat: "sidekick"
Fattness132: Suplexed some cultists, met a small man with monster bodyguards and Leon is confirmed a Himbo
Mr_Horrible: How many short jokes has Leon fired off so far?
DoctorAddams: Ah yeah, I got my backseating pants on
aussie_rob_w: “Die, you worm!”
NoTomToLose: Better than getting pathed behind every pillar
Tangsm: She has a sweater over her sweater. How many sweaters does she need?
MegaDosX: Don't stand so close to me
gawag_: wasn't that a disney film
ritchards: All The President's Daughter
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kumatsu: She's leaning in like "you gonna finish those fries?"
floataway3: *SNIFF* Leon... You smell good...
EvilBadman: Wait, the AMERICAN president's daughter???
TehAmelie: that is one close-stander
NoTomToLose: She's doing ASMR
gawag_: my date with the presidenta daughter?
fastlane250: why does it look like the end of the gun stock is jolliText
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KeytarCat: *fist pump*
korvys: "hey little girl let me whisper in your ear"
plummeting_sloth: Ashley, Back Smeller
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Orgmastron: Yes EvilBadman
Tangsm: If you have eggs you're never low on ammo.
KeytarCat: Tama-kun
korvys: Wait
plummeting_sloth: oh RIGHT, Graham spelled Ben last time
Nigouki: it's a broomhandle mauser
MegaDosX: It fires 33% more bullet, per bullet!
Anubis169: Adam, do you have a permit for that blatant appreciation you just gave us? Kappa
korvys: "Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear"
korvys: There
TehAmelie: you can just see how Leon feels the actual heat of her body in his elbows
DoctorAddams: Like Judge Dredd
Cupstr: Like Rick from the walking dead
MegaDosX: Say the line, Bart!
ducking_mad: I want it to be natural
EvilBadman: "Hey Bart, remember that time I was on 3-2-1 Contact?"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It took until this moment for my brain to tap me on the shoulder and go "Hey, you know Ben and Graham are different people."
KeytarCat: I'm funny, but not like that!
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5432: "When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying." —Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
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YeetTheRich_: BagOfMemes
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RandomTrivia: oh no
TehAmelie: i mean, it's nice if you have someone in your life to be that close to, but i don't feel these kids have earned this intimacy
TheWriterAleph: !quote simpsons
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ritchards: this is gonna be a LONG stream...
ky0dar: BEN
ButButTheJesus: *Homer, with a mouthful of food* "Howey Guacamowey!"
CaptinOfBeez: I dont know whats a real ben and whats sampled anymore
ky0dar: BEN!
RandomTrivia: @CaptinOfBeez And we will never know again...
CaptainSpam: Is it Ben, or is it Memorex?
Makrosian_Tae: Happy birthday!
Haroldholmes25: Ben has finally found out how to automate streaming
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GlennSeto: Apropos of nothing, I just watched a Bob's Burgers episode that was all about Gene's keyboard.
KeytarCat: @CaptinOfBeez constantly being sampled
EvilBadman: in before ben records "Thanks [occupant] for your [length] subscription"
DoctorAddams: Ho ho ho, meeeerry YawnLance
RayFK: Jesus Ben
Lord_ZYRK: Not when I'm watching my bank account slowly drain month by month HahaShrugLeft seabatTROG HahaShrugRight
wynternyghtynggale: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:11.
Kramburger: Pretty sure I've gifted most subs to Adam's mods at this point
Mr_Horrible: when do we cut to Ben's cam to find out literally all of this has been a pre-recorded bit on his soundboard?
YawnLance: If this is what he does here, I'm scared for what I'll have to deal with on his homestream
EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible Never
Mr_Horrible: YawnLance we're all in danger :)
Fattness132: Salazar
GlennSeto: Salazar
EvilBadman: Louis Vattone
SquareDotCube: Bro
circusofkirkus: Napoleon looking motherfucker
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ButButTheJesus: Little Lord Boy
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TehAmelie: so we're looking for the silhouette of a chimaera
MWGNZ: Ashley can carry it for us
NoTomToLose: Fauntleroy
Tangsm: Just put that manticore in your pocket next to your eggs.
plummeting_sloth: oh right, we fault friggen catapults
toomanybears: no pottery is safe
Mr_Horrible: Leon "Suplex City PD" Kennedy
Mashamino: ahh, suplexing is my favorite strat in this game
Dmc3628: Leon the Precursor to brock Lesnar
CaptainSpam: Your investment strategy has failed, game!
chaostreader: I think there was something on a chair back there.
TehAmelie: there's a question, where can you put a manticore on your body that it will not just eat?
circusofkirkus: "sample"
Tangsm: Scare quotes. Scary game.
circusofkirkus: like an audio "sample"
LessIsMorii: It feels like these notes... come just AFTER an event happened?
CaptainSpam: "Sampo"
GlennSeto: So... Leon is in RE6, right? Was the game just as over the top or too self-serious?
TheWriterAleph: is the sample blood...?
CaptinOfBeez: they stole bens sample!
fastlane250: our "sample" jolliLenny
Kerrisis: Why is this bolted to The wall?
EvilBadman: Isn't Ashley the sample? I forget the deep lore here
CaptainSpam: @GlennSeto RE6 was... well, it just was.
Anubis169: lol
TheWriterAleph: a fake mustache. upside-down
CaptinOfBeez: the old costco lunch circuit
Dmc3628: Man Fellating Giraffe was an experience
circusofkirkus: dick key dick key
Tangsm: "My twin was just here and said I should try your samples."
TehAmelie: to answer this question you can see Graham play all of RE6 way back in the youtube archives (and it's hilarious)
Mr_Horrible: Ben's primary source of chicken skewers
Dmc3628: the only thing we remember from it is the wrstling moves
MyBuddySuperfly: normal thing to have around
plummeting_sloth: ah, nose-gated
Anubis169: This key has a key in it!
BusTed: I'm going to need to try the cherry version to get the full spectrum of flavor.
DiscordianTokkan: The key was his dick, somehow
Anubis169: Bless you! lrrHORN
plummeting_sloth: they're great for steaming clothes
EvilBadman: To quote the Simpsons, "Fire indeed hot"
GlennSeto: Bless ya!
DoctorAddams: peener key
CaptinOfBeez: addendem to adams puzzle mansion
MegaDosX: Will it be close to the attic phone?
zeldakid1999: Bless you
LessIsMorii: Aw, Ashley's (mildly) hurting
HundreydAundre: Ben Djnn bee back!
Anubis169: Twice! lrrHORN
KeytarCat: Just the laughing
CaptainSpam: Ben samples Let's Nope. Not taking samples FROM Let's Nope, no, but rather...
BusTed: ben pls
ButButTheJesus: BEN
DiscordianTokkan: Oh ben
circusofkirkus: OH MY GOD
MegaDosX: Ben no.
HundreydAundre: What?
Anubis169: bahahahaha
HundreydAundre: Uh time loop'd?
NightValien28: benjamin please
wynternyghtynggale: Ben "Samples" let's nope
Dog_of_Myth: Tonight is going to be great isn't!
HundreydAundre: Whats the heel...!?
xantos69: Ben I love you so much. You are my personal hero.
aussie_rob_w: LUL
LessIsMorii: Ben's energy VS Graham's energy... wowzers
Cupstr: I think I’m having a stroke
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
Nigouki: time for a collective aneurysm
NotCainNorAbel: There was a skit about that.
NightValien28: I refreshed I thought twitch glitched out with double audio
CaptinOfBeez: can ben see chat?
EvilBadman: Ben just recording his laugh is a good goof as well
MaverickArtist: which one is the real Ben?
TheWriterAleph: Ben, just record yourself saying "Hm. Oh? Wow. Oh, that sucks. Cool!" and play it on a loop. You can just leave
gawag_: I feel like I'm living in a Simulation
MyBuddySuperfly: room service!
BjjBrain: :)
HundreydAundre: NO. STAUPH BEN. SET US FREE.
RayFK: I just won't trust Ben ever if I hear him repeat anything.
nyquister_: For Whom the Bell tolls? Fucking no-one
KeytarCat: The trick is to record the first minute, then hit the button in the middle of a sentence
RayFK: Anything that is repeated by Ben is just a soundclip
Anubis169: dinged your last dong
MegaDosX: Ominous.
Makrosian_Tae: Ding the right dong
Anubis169: lol
CaptainSpam: Leon. Pls.
Dog_of_Myth: haha
HundreydAundre: euuuuwhoa
ashesandmochi: oh EYES
Dmc3628: Hi Garador
circusofkirkus: is he wolverine?
wargodmogis: Should you maybe put Ashely away?
Anubis169: you die?
TheWriterAleph: it's medieval wolverine!!
LessIsMorii: Fuckin' VEGA with those claws
DiscordianTokkan: Aw heck, it's wolverine
HundreydAundre: Freakin' Weapon 11 and a HALF!
MegaDosX: Ben pls
RandomTrivia: Ben no!
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wargodmogis: GDI Ben
NightValien28: BEN
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
LessIsMorii: "Just dong it" - Ben 2021
Dog_of_Myth: Just Dong it
RandomTrivia: Don't abuse that power or it will corrupt you!
BusTed: We found the Simpsons reference.
HundreydAundre: Also known as: Deadpool's lamer Wolverrine knock-off!!
LessIsMorii: Ashleeeeeeeey D:
Anubis169: I think you have to [REDACTED] Kappa
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: Do you have to shoot the thing on his back?
ducking_mad: they guy activated his ninja powers
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: DiscordianTokkan Yep
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: dammit ben
KeytarCat: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: Let's Nope: Stuck in Infinite Loops
MegaDosX: Ben: you need to be stopped.
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown seabatHITBOX seabatUseless
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
CaptinOfBeez: are there any good SCP games for yall to play?
HundreydAundre: Wow. You both almost died...
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
aussie_rob_w: He’s RICH
Anubis169: Why is there a flamethrower off switch so far away?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hey everyone. have we yeeted our young lady frien dout of a window yet?
Anubis169: Why is there a flamethrower off switch?
CaptainSpam: Oh, of COURSE the blinded blade guy controls the flame horse statues. It's so obvious in hindsight. Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: @captinofbeez isn't that just Control?
Anubis169: Why is there a flamethrower?!
niccus: are the soundboard stuff before or after the filters?
NavelWarfare: @anubis169 Why is it in a prison cell?
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EvilBadman: Getting killed by those claw dudes is brutal
empyreon: they had to install the switch as part of the Go Green initiative @Anubis169 ;)
HundreydAundre: How's you all still on Us feet!?
MegaDosX: I think you'll find that's a flail
wargodmogis: That's a fail...
hat_thebutcher: ah yeah the fire horses off switch is next to our idiot guards men who works like a bat air tight security
CaptainSpam: Darth Maul just came to say hi!
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
HundreydAundre: Crap. Headcraps!
wargodmogis: flail*
Anubis169: I can't zombie right now I'm on too much fire... travLIGHT
MegaDosX: Morningstars don't have the spike ball on a chain
LessIsMorii: She's not as useless as other games' escorts-- at least she automatically ducks out of friendly fire, and hides via dumpster-diving
Nigouki: it was a lamp
NoTomToLose: Hit a ceiling lamp?
ArkhamArchivist: lamp
Kibbik: Kill it with fire is the appropriate response.
Makrosian_Tae: You shot the chandelier
NightValien28: there was a lamp
rasterscan: That was the lantern. >.<
Clide_Vanguard: lamp fell
theleerm: it a lamp
plummeting_sloth: morning stars are notoriosly explosive
MegaDosX: *pushes glasses up on nose*
Anubis169: LOL
xantos69: As somebody who enjoys skeet shooting I can safely say...Shotguns do not just randomly set things on fire.
MegaDosX: Sekiro!
BrindleBoar: AKSHUALLY
BusTed: give 'em the razzle dazzle
fastlane250: A BOMB
Dog_of_Myth: haha
Anubis169: lrrCOW
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Give me your Nerdcard, I need to re-validate it
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: there's a good one to record ben - "Sekiro"
MegaDosX: Hoist by their own petard, it would seem
Kibbik: feliciaBoom
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
LessIsMorii: Oh yeah, the albino Darth Maul
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
hat_thebutcher: pgeBig pgeBig
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Anubis169: uh oh
RayFK: As long as he doesn't drop Enochian at least
Dmc3628: water hall baby
Anubis169: cavalry?
RandomTrivia: This seems fine
yalc321: Adam is prettiest DPS
Anubis169: Shotsies!!
MyBuddySuperfly: hurry, he is destroying furniture!
MegaDosX: Adam pls
HundreydAundre: Master? Oh right. You should turn this entire place into your ghetto dojo to be a new Gamehaus.
hat_thebutcher: man their heads just turn into red mist and a pizza topping
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InquisitorGaia: grenades?
HundreydAundre: Can you ram them with the shotgun?
ky0dar: Dammit Ben
circusofkirkus: when in doubt, it's not ben
KeytarCat: I keep thinking Ben is just repeating the memes
MyBuddySuperfly: give some grenades to ashley, what could go wrong?
aussie_rob_w: Ben!
MegaDosX: Kaboom!
Gaytanic_Panic: HE'S GOT NADES
SurfDownstage: pog
fastlane250: ben's making up for not being able to fuck with stage during DB last year
Anubis169: great!
MegaDosX: That guy shrugged off an incendiary?!?
CaptainSpam: Spoiler for twist at the end of the stream: Adam's been prerecorded all this time and Ben's been doing everything live. lrrBEEJ
GentleSquirre1: broo
EvilBadman: The shields do break if shot
TheWriterAleph: ugh. centipede head.
BrindleBoar: I like that one shield guy just booking it outta here
MyBuddySuperfly: there's one on the back going somewhere else
GlennSeto: Reminder: Flash bangs kill parasites.
BusTed: Dino damage!
Lord_ZYRK: Shotgun love Chunk
circusofkirkus: can we suplex one?
HundreydAundre: When you realize you still exist
plummeting_sloth: wood, a well know foe of bullets
Anubis169: money money money~~
NoTomToLose: m-m-m-m-multi-slash
EvilBadman: Dead got no reason for cash
Kibbik: Ben for the grenades marketing department. "Grenades do it all!"
wargodmogis: Nom you murdered them
MegaDosX: "Hey, this guy had his bank details and PIN number written down on a note in his pocket"
KeytarCat: Is this one where knife damage is based on frame rate?
GlennSeto: They forgot to exchange them for Euros several years prior. :P
Defrost: Adam are you just going around mugging a cult?
Tangsm: It was probably their cult member dues. Today is collection day.
ky0dar: that was a good kip up
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no, the """"sample""""
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BusTed: Doop.
CaptainSpam: You're fine, Ashley. Don't worry.
hat_thebutcher: if lord sadler really cared about winning he wouldnt equip his cultist with wooden shields in an era with riot shotguns
LlewellynZ: robbot2YaDie robbot2YaDie
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: This room can be a lot.
ky0dar: ya dan a great jorb homestar
theleerm: "your fine" dies
LessIsMorii: That death font, wow
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: touchdown.emoji
KeytarCat: "You're fine, you're fine! Don't tell mom!"
aussie_rob_w: BibleThump
Anubis169: what is the plural of dingus?
MyBuddySuperfly: dingi?
NightValien28: dingii
Tangsm: Dingi.
CaptinOfBeez: Dinguae?
Anubis169: Dinguses? Dingi? Dingy-ii?
Makrosian_Tae: Excuse me Ben, I believe the plural is Dingii
LessIsMorii: Dingi
teaspoonC: dingopodes
EvilBadman: Swiper no swiping
aussie_rob_w: I remember when this came to Gamecube and I was blown away that a Resident Evil game was on a Nintendo console
ducking_mad: if only there was a dumpster to put ashley in
MyBuddySuperfly: help, get the """"sample""""
LessIsMorii: She's doing her best D:
KeiRaccoon: Only if Dingus has Latin roots
TheWriterAleph: "Put some dirt on it, ASHLEY"
CaptinOfBeez: you must carefully aim the shotgun
Tangsm: The real question is what the collective noun of dingus is.
LessIsMorii: That was SO satisfying to watch
KeytarCat: A Donk of Dinguses
MyBuddySuperfly: ew
GlennSeto: I know conservation of mass was never Resident Evil's strong suit... but how does this fit into a human torso?!
ky0dar: Some short gunshels.
plummeting_sloth: judge I've demonstrated an infinite loop
hat_thebutcher: I just love the squelching red mess the head becomes. Leon has to wipe the strawberry jam from his face
CaptinOfBeez: knife only run
KeytarCat: The slightly choppy animation of the centipedes is so funny to me
ky0dar: woo
NavelWarfare: @glennseto Displaced most of the meaty bits?
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: that sounds more like an owl
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
plummeting_sloth: soundboards were a mistake
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
thedragonlady: Show Ben the kick move on the cultists!
InquisitorGaia: you missed some urns
NoTomToLose: Ugh! Ugh-ugh-ugh! Ugh!
RandomTrivia: Vocal foley would be an interesting design choice for a game, if it fits the style it could be great
LessIsMorii: I love Ben's clips, but those + game audio = auditory processing nightmare (still worth it for the laughs tho)
GlennSeto: @hat_thebutcher There's something to be said about a game that nails the trifecta of shotguns, chainsaws and cranial trauma.
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP_TK
KeytarCat: I want "we are not a baconator" as a sound
plummeting_sloth: background orchestras, the heroes greatest ally
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CaptinOfBeez: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
wargodmogis: Music=combat
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e_bloc: Corgo1000 half an hour in and no simpsons jokes? Let's nope is still a top-5 stream of all time
hat_thebutcher: I like the idea that one of the cultist was like "Ill put this grenade here for safe keeping."
NoTomToLose: Herrrrb
Pharmacistjudge: i pop in and y'all are in the infamous water room.
plummeting_sloth: proof that this cult has always had at least 2 members
Kramburger: "What have you got?" "A SKULL!"
plummeting_sloth: Zombie tailor
Tangsm: You get a discount when you buy in bulk.
hat_thebutcher: 3D printed them
Dog_of_Myth: Cultist Costco
korvys: One of them is tailor
MegaDosX: Cults 'R Us
LessIsMorii: Cult-sco
KeytarCat: They contract directly with the manufacturer
CaptinOfBeez: steve sews all our robes on site, custom fit
MatthewDennisMTG: Jostens for Cults
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, it's the 'Beyond' part of Bed Bath and Beyond
plummeting_sloth: Spanish Jo-Anns fabric
korvys: That guy you just shot was the tailor. He also does Cosplay on the weekend
Tangsm: But there's always those cult members who are off standard size who just get the really cheap ones.
Makrosian_Tae: Game's coming in a little loud
ducking_mad: its just one guys job to make sure they all look culty
KeytarCat: Oh, is ben me?
ky0dar: i mean, with mind control parasites, you can enslave people to just make robes all day
Saintnex: Well they kinda look like monk robes, so maybe they get it from wherever monks get theirs?
xantos69: If a lady who makes clothes is called a seamstress....Is a guy with the same job called a seamen?
GlennSeto: @ky0dar Honestly, Saddler should have gone into manufacturing.
KeiRaccoon: Tailor
Makrosian_Tae: More like a seamsmen
predlord890: i want to see the guys face when he goes to find his stash of grenades that he puts in pots to find them all gone
Tangsm: There's one cultist whose job is entirely dry cleaning these robs who is going to be so mad about all of this.
Pharmacistjudge: this is the infamous water room for a reason
Tangsm: *robes
MilkInBag: Hi Adam! Shoot the Ecclesiarchy!
Makrosian_Tae: Can we turn down the game just a tad?
plummeting_sloth: Pantaloon guys is hidden somewhere in here just jamming on the halloween spooky sound mix tape
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Fattness132: SeemsGood
EvilBadman: I don't like "tad" whoever that is
circusofkirkus: ben's soundboard is too quiet
Makrosian_Tae: Thank you! <3
Pteraspidomorphi: Well.......
ducking_mad: critroleTouchdown
MilkInBag: can we mute the game so we can hear Adam smile and talk :3
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itomeshi: The volume is good.
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adamjford: I've never heard more perfect audio seabatPjorg
Talin06: can we turn Adam and Ben up?
GlennSeto: @circusofkirkus Jesus, no!
LessIsMorii: That does actually help, thanks Adam
Dmc3628: you heard'em as Mustafa tells us SHUT EM Down
Manae: This music is such a tease. Sounds like Diablo 1 music, but the tymphonies never kick in
Nigouki: Crank it Leon! CRANK IT!
kmack47: kinda quiet. anyone else feel that
Makrosian_Tae: Pump X
DoctorAddams: SoUnD lEvElS aRe WrOnG WAAAH
MilkInBag: and one of them doesn't realize their own computer volume is cranked up
Kramburger: Hey streamer, I thought I could hear this weird whining noise coming from the stream but then I just realised it was just Adam
Getter404: Turn my left headphone up!
e_bloc: could you decrease the gain by point one sex
MyBuddySuperfly: the game sound is too game sound!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
CaptinOfBeez: ohhhhh GODDDDD
Gaytanic_Panic: AAAAAHHHHHH
circusofkirkus: PERFECT
korvys: Cool Game
Fattness132: you dont even need us here at this rate
NightValien28: that's what twitch chat sounds like
Makrosian_Tae: "Little to the left. Little more. TOO FAR"
wharra: I admire your restraint Adam.
Tangsm: The game is juuuuust right.
Dmc3628: that's what it'd sound like Ben's not wrong
CaptainSpam: Come over here and fix my speakers, streamer!
Eille_k: Ben's too loud.
karpma: Ben taking full advantage of that sound board
Pharmacistjudge: Chat is like Ashley. Adam! Help me Adam! Adam!
MilkInBag: Turkey's a little dry
Mister_Hush: Ben figured out how to loop himself, he's demonstrated an infinite loop
MatthewDennisMTG: PogChamp
itomeshi: Ben, you keep that up, and some LRR employee may burn your house down.
DiscordianTokkan: It was quiet on my end, but I'd turned my own volume WAY down, so it's my own damn fault!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
CaptinOfBeez: how many energy drinks has ben had?
aussie_rob_w: Dammit Ben LUL
adamjford: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: @CaptinOfBeez Yes
Getter404: The audio's fine, but it sounds exactly like the vtuber I have going in the other tab, please fix
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MilkInBag: I broke Riley again by saying 'big pog'
KeytarCat: I love that games are poorly mixed so the music is too loud and dialog is too quiet
Spacepup: Woo is a keeper, please don't delete woo.
korvys: I think they said the game's too loud
MilkInBag: terrible
NavelWarfare: keep woo, too. It's a gem
Mr_Horrible: Uggggggs
LessIsMorii: Ben's clips make me feel like I'm losing my mind, but it's stilly hilarious
TheWriterAleph: uggz
CaptinOfBeez: futur Uggs
Draynus: Ben's 10minute chat simulator mp4
GlennSeto: Made for walking.
DiscordianTokkan: Uggz
MyBuddySuperfly: what are thoooooose
wargodmogis: Is this fashion?
Nigouki: i think that's just something over top of boots
DoctorAddams: Uh, stylish?
ArrestedHouse: what are thoooooose
LessIsMorii: HEAD SHOT
Gaytanic_Panic: Leather uggs looks like
wargodmogis: Nice shot
BusTed: 😬
aussie_rob_w: They were the style at the time.
MilkInBag: you are freeeeeeeeeeeeee
MyBuddySuperfly: whoops
CaptainSpam: Boom! Headshot!
circusofkirkus: LUL
Fattness132: LUL
Sogheim: headshot!
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
TheWriterAleph: leon NOOO
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Vcskyline: nooooooo u shot herrrrrr
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: orz
KeytarCat: [headshot]
Tangsm: It looks like some kind of tall buckled spats.
LessIsMorii: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
7gorobei: ultra ugs
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: Welcome to the "oh hey did you bring a rifle? No, welp, sucks to suck"
Mr_Horrible: "What're thooooose?" *fires wildly*
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: POG
CaptainSpam: FBtouchdown
Kibbik: Fission Mailed
predlord890: right on the mark
CaptinOfBeez: FBChallenge FBChallenge
BusTed: :3
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Clide_Vanguard: This part is why you buy the semi rifle
Sogheim: Ashley was all seabatBRAIN
SerGarretCameron: FBtouchdown
MatthewDennisMTG: FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
aussie_rob_w: You shot her?!
Saintnex: I mean, that’s one way to keep them from kidnapping her
ButButTheJesus: "I'm sorry Mr President, she was ah... she fell down"
circusofkirkus: :3
TheGreySeraphim: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Anyhow, time for me to nope out, have a good one folks! lrrHEART lrrHEART
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
Vcskyline: lrrFINE lrrFINE
7gorobei: KAPOW
KeytarCat: lairofButt
EvilBadman: If you own the rifle, I would highly suggest going back for it if possible
ducking_mad: 2020Party
LessIsMorii: We FBtouchdown because we <3
Mister_Hush: I like her whole outfit. I'd rock it.
GlennSeto: Like modern for-profit media... you always gotta do both sides. Kappa
Tangsm: Spats
Pharmacistjudge: rain boots
KeytarCat: Galoshes?
BrindleBoar: it's called fashion, look it up Kappa
fragilepaper: Wellies?
SerGarretCameron: Half Chaps.
fastlane250: Leg Boats!
aussie_rob_w: Oh god the rifles
CaptinOfBeez: azuFine azuFine azuFine
TheWriterAleph: THUD.
Kibbik: Roundhouse!
JollyGee29: This part honks
Pharmacistjudge: this is the infamous water room for ar reason
Dmc3628: you get the semi auto rifle
DoctorAddams: The more he says boots the more Canadian he becomes
Dmc3628: and pray
EvilBadman: Mr. Steal Yo Girl
CaptainSpam waits for Adam to start chucking grenades up there
ButButTheJesus: if it were me i would shoot all the guys
adi_sheep: definitely a part where you wish you had bought the rifle instead
BusTed: Slowly shambling.
GlennSeto: The semi-auto helps, but this part is a pain with any equipment.
KeytarCat: The JUkes
BrindleBoar: the footsies
NoTomToLose: Ashley's got the moves!
LessIsMorii: She DUKED them!!!
ArrestedHouse: the dodges PogChamp
Getter404: Ashley's gone Sekiro!
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Game AI!
TheWriterAleph: hah shambling idiots
Saintnex: The upgraded shotgun might have helped this section a bit
fastlane250: Lee On, Lee Off
LessIsMorii: @fastlane250 That honestly made me laugh, thank you
wargodmogis: There are worse escort companions
DiscordianTokkan: Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme
itomeshi: You need to make Leon hold the gun sideways.
Pharmacistjudge: Esports Ready Adam Savidan
TheWriterAleph: "you can buy bullets with coin"
circusofkirkus: hey ashley, loot those bodies for me
MegaDosX: $20 can buy many bullets!
MyBuddySuperfly: meeeeow
EvilBadman: Thankfully this part seldom spawns the bug head dudes.
GlennSeto: Ashley is a trooper, all things considered.
Defrost: And now a vampire comes out of the water
CaptainSpam: Leon gets a brilliant idea to just pay off the cultists!
theleerm: money can be exchanged for goods and services!
NightValien28: leeeeeeeeooooon
Makrosian_Tae: Money plus vendor crafts into bullets :)
Mister_Hush: ADAM
DiscordianTokkan: LEON, let me CLIMB ON YOU
TheWriterAleph: LUL
fragilepaper: F
itomeshi: OMG
RayFK: ahahahaahah
circusofkirkus: LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: noooooo
BusTed: Got punked.
CaptainSpam: LUL
RayFK: fuck
MegaDosX: Oh my /god/
RayFK: :3
LessIsMorii: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown <3
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: gotta redo that
silvalunae: f
CaptinOfBeez: you are the ded
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: ???
Sogheim: oh man! the timing!
Pharmacistjudge: the infamous water room
ky0dar: ya dan a great jorb
druidofspores: if only we had The Bulba, then we could always win B)
Makrosian_Tae: Aw hell...
Manae: She ducked to let you get smacked in the face
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: :3
thehokeypokey: gottem
Nigouki: not gg
Saintnex: Ohhhh nooooo
fastlane250: LUL
ashesandmochi: you were doing so well rip
CaptinOfBeez: beardlyF beardlyF beardlyF beardlyF
aussie_rob_w: Touchdoooown
TheGreySeraphim: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: Pog
Mister_Hush: I wonder if you can automate Ben's soundboard, put him out of a job
KeytarCat: I remember the speedrun strat for this is basically
ky0dar: it is a cool game. maybe you should git gud :P
aussie_rob_w: That guy found out his grenade stash was missing.
circusofkirkus: :3
LessIsMorii: You were honestly doing super well
EvilBadman: FBBlock
KeytarCat: git gud :(
floataway3: Ben, you need to record "Oh I hit the wrong one", then the illusion will be complete
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fastlane250: There is no 'fumble' emote, what else are we supposed to do? Kappa
GlennSeto: How would we know? We're gamers, not sports...ball...ers.
itomeshi: Channel your boshy noscope360 skills.
Getter404: If I were Ashley, I would simply not get got
chaostreader: Both teams can score touchdowns.
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
ArrestedHouse: 4Head
KeytarCat: FBPenalty
sydnius: 6 pts
Mister_Hush: Maybe Ashley should figure out how to fire a gun
AlchemicalPanda: But why doesn't the larger character simply eat the smaller one?
GlennSeto: The semi-auto rifle is not a bad investment, but it does take up a bunch of space.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Solid lead plate in his head, pretty impressive
floataway3: Maybe Ashley should just wear a suit of armor, then she will be too heavy to pick up!
Defrost: It's nice for this cult to give bullet proof hoods to its members
KeytarCat: Capped the f-er, in more ways than one
CaptainSpam: Maybe also if these cultists died to a headshot like WELL-BEHAVED video game enemies...
MyBuddySuperfly: that flip, tho
Kibbik: critroleTouchdown
MegaDosX: Fan the hammer!
LessIsMorii: Ashley and Adam, the dream team
BrindleBoar: uh oh
MyBuddySuperfly: hahahahahahaha
BrindleBoar: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Fattness132: LUL
GlennSeto: sad
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ancientspark: LUL nice
CaptainSpam: FBtouchdown
Ryenji: LUL
BusTed: What an anemic little toss.
TheWriterAleph: sploosh.
EvilBadman: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: "Low"
KeytarCat: Set fire to the pond
Rynehawk: anti-KOBE
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: highlights!
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LessIsMorii: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: I believe in Adam, I don't believe in Leon
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
Randoplh: LUL
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: It'S GOOD FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
Mister_Hush: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Getter404: lrrFINE
aussie_rob_w: Yeah just be better at this section that has no checkpoints and takes a million years. And has been famous for it for nearly two decades, this is totally the streamer’s fault and not a game design issue.
floataway3: FBtouchdown
itomeshi: FBtouchdown
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
fastlane250: $20 can buy many FBtouchdown
Kibbik: critroleTouchdown
SerGarretCameron: Guess We'll die.
empyreon: FBtouchdown
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown
Fattness132: FBtouchdown
LessIsMorii: I hope that makes the Highlight Reel
Tangsm: You just murdered all their koi.
ancientspark: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: HSWP
MyBuddySuperfly: 2020Pajamas
Getter404: Mods, I would like to report some bullying
MilkInBag: I didn't touch down you Adam, because I like you
Makrosian_Tae: POG
ArrestedHouse: FBSpiral 💦
markaci: FootGoal FootGoal
Zaraka00: 2020Pajamas
Jemixene: critroleTouchdown
Mr_Horrible: sofieThink FBCatch "Is this... bullying?"
BrindleBoar: she's 20
RayFK: You might not Adam
floataway3: You just kicked his head off!
KeytarCat: totally thought she was 16
Mr_Horrible: wait did you just literally roundhouse kick his head off?
Pharmacistjudge: this game is why I will NEVER name my child Leon or Ashley
aussie_rob_w: Imma FBtouchdown when you WIN.
floataway3: Some might say that kick was... FBTouchdown
LessIsMorii: Get it get it! :D
CaptainSpam: The turnaround time on that was impressive.
Makrosian_Tae: Finish the fight Adam
PerfectDarkRitual: There's a first aid spray
MyBuddySuperfly: gently pushes this door
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aussz: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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BusTed: "I block."
plummeting_sloth: Not the face!
Mr_Horrible: impressed that every door in this region is 2-way
Pharmacistjudge: not the face!
MilkInBag: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: wow
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
ArrestedHouse: "not my face"
MegaDosX: "He has a shotgun. I know! I'll block it with my hands!" - that guy, probably
wargodmogis: The dab can't protect you
Getter404: Taste it, nerd!
Gaytanic_Panic: WOOOOOOOOW
EvilBadman: My moneymaker!
MyBuddySuperfly: oh man, where did he go??
Defrost: He declared blockers
CaptainSpam: "I can't see you, so you don't exist!"
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: the Dob can't save you
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: "In response, I block"
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: The peekaboo defense.
Mr_Horrible: I want that cultist's optimism
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ky0dar: He's got the block button from RE7
aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge no no this is why you name your eldest, your son, Leon, and then his little sister Ashley.... so you can reminisce about the game while they yell at each other.
Randoplh: My makeup!
LessIsMorii: @DiscordianTokkan That's an AMAZING clip
rasterscan: "Not in the face!"
DiscordianTokkan: The Dob!
Anubis169 falls off his chair laughing
DrasonSpike: hey it works for Ethan in resident evil 7
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBBlock 🔫
MegaDosX: That was outstanding
Masslost: so thats how you lost your fingers blocking a shotgun to the face with your hands, intresting
rasterscan: I'm crying laughing
plummeting_sloth: "you wouldn't shoot a zombie with glasses, would ya?"
spethycakes: Your weapons cannot harm me! I'm the --- oops
Kramburger: And Jordan said the dob would never catch on
BrindleBoar: "nyeh"
MegaDosX: Adam do you want to do this all over again
EvilBadman: Hell yeah, let's do this room again
Zaraka00: ring out!
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: do it u wont
Defrost: Falls in dies, start the fight over
ky0dar: That's inappropriate
BusTed: They've considered every contingency.
Seth_Erickson: Me
Sogheim: cultists
MyBuddySuperfly: for the spiderman kiss
Dmc3628: oh wait it gets wilder
rasterscan: Art. Art art art.
DrasonSpike: you did Adam, you did.
Mr_Horrible: a tiny vampire boy in capris pants
Anubis169: Step 1: Orientate the blueprints properly...
CaptinOfBeez: more ideas for the puzzle mansion
Gaytanic_Panic: That statue's sick
wargodmogis: is this art?
BrindleBoar: Art, Adam.
ArrestedHouse: ART
Gaytanic_Panic: A R T
tergonis: art
Seth_Erickson: I did it because it looked cool
Tangsm: Look, reading blueprints is hard.
Randoplh: Adam u don't understand art
CaptainSpam: Man, they're identically broken statues, too.
ashesandmochi: i can dig it
fastlane250: seems okay to me
ky0dar: WELCOME
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, you are in a castle of a Tiny vampire boy in capris pants...are you asking for it to make sense?!?
Mr_Horrible: FBcatch Art
MinniChii: At least it's not in the way? Now you don't have to walk Around the statues
Sogheim: guess we're not gonna make fun of Lovecraft for being afraid of architecture anymore, huh?
Seth_Erickson: Are you going to tell me that the upside down statue isn't cool
Defrost: Look at all the empty space they can use!
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6809: "Fuck James Turner." —Adam [2020-03-09]
Makrosian_Tae: It's for after you beat Dracula and you unlock the inverted castle :)
Kibbik: what are ya buyin'?
62MGcobra: 2020Pajamas ART 2020Party
rasterscan: Don't forget you wanted the rifle
aussie_rob_w: Have you MET weirdo vampire boy?
Fattness132: upgrading capacity reloads your weapoon
Pharmacistjudge: if you upgrade capacity, it will reload the gun
GlennSeto: The one thing he does not sell.
Gaytanic_Panic: If it doesn't involve tope suicidas, Adam won't get it and doesn't want it.
sydnius: Hehehe
KeytarCat: Level design a la Doctor Acula
Kramburger: I heard that Adam can't actually see art, he thinks that gallerys are just big empty rooms
MyBuddySuperfly: HeheHEHEHEheh
plummeting_sloth: love teh remix
Saintnex: Should we get the better shotgun?
Dmc3628: yeah when you cancel out of the shop animation he just repeats the lines
Fattness132: spinels you can just sell
ky0dar: Spinels dont combine
BrindleBoar: I don't think spinels combine?
rasterscan: No, Spinel/Velvet Blues are just straight sellable
62MGcobra: at this point are you really a stranger?
Pharmacistjudge: the base shotgun does more damage. the striker has a wider arc. it's a sidegrade
rasterscan: Same with the bandl
rasterscan: Bagle*
MyBuddySuperfly: what are we, mr merchant??
circusofkirkus: Strangers to lovers arc
BusTed: No small talk.
EvilBadman: Our merchant friend sure has the Plagas red eyes
Dmc3628: also Strike is great for them zany runners cause of a trick
Saintnex: Oh well, it’s still money :p
Randoplh: Leon, Leon Stranger
LessIsMorii: But Ben, we don't know HIS name either
ArkhamArchivist: might have shotty tuneups
Dumori: The less I know the better you gun toting nutcase
Seth_Erickson: How do you know this is the same merchant we saw earlier? Could be their twin or even triplet?
ashesandmochi: how many times does he need to meet leon before leon's no longer a stranger
Pharmacistjudge: Who says that's the same merchant?
Transmuted_Elf: Look if he knows your name he will have to care about what happens to you.
fastlane250: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: Maybe he has alot of brothers
plummeting_sloth: "Oh, are you talking about one of my many twin brothers who are also merchants?"
thedragonlady: The semi auto rifle is great
plummeting_sloth: "Stranger"
MyBuddySuperfly: what if we came across some eggs?
KeytarCat: Ow
MegaDosX: Good lord Adam
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Mister_Hush: when I think about the future I get sad :)
Seth_Erickson: Pharmacistjudge that's what I'm saying
circusofkirkus: :3
MegaDosX: You didn't have to go that hard
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: damn Adam on one
Rynehawk: LUL KOBE
spethycakes: Did not expect tonight to be bullying therapy session
62MGcobra: how many hi-powered weapons do i need to buy before we're friends?
KeytarCat: lairofButt
Saintnex: Future?????
Pharmacistjudge: Maybe he's a nurse Joy...he's part of a giant family
MilkInBag: You want us to...touch your nuts? Weird, Adam
BusTed: seabatYIKES
GlennSeto: Oh, it's gonna be this kind of Tuesday...
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown zoeyMeat
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: FBtouchdown lrrCIRCLE
e_bloc: I love to think about the future. the song from prince on the original batman soundtrack
fastlane250: Banter tennis
dragonwarrior000: Who needs the future. I live in the present.
plummeting_sloth: And the chat serves it right back and then you tell us we're annoying now
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LessIsMorii: Can't picture a future in this current timeline :)
Makrosian_Tae: No tease. Only insult
MilkInBag: Shh, no talk, only tease :)
circusofkirkus: 2020Pajamas
ky0dar: lrrCIRCLE FBtouchdown lrrCIRCLE
KeytarCat: One-sided teasing is just bullying
Mister_Hush: You'd have more room for guns if you got rid of all those bullets
aussie_rob_w: Tennis analogies during the Australian Open, nice one Ben!
NightValien28: adam serves like he is serena williams
KNACC: check out the power on the broken butterfly, also its just a revolver so its not big
Kramburger: You can't tease us, we have FEELINGS
EvilBadman: Welcome to goofy town time
NightValien28: twins
Shirts_: no insult only sultan
62MGcobra: hello stranger!
MyBuddySuperfly: they really are different, after all
Seth_Erickson: I'm telling Octuplets
BusTed: Maybe they are strangers.
GlennSeto: He's fast.
Saintnex: Lol
ashesandmochi: is this just a Gun Room
ky0dar: It's a different guy, so, that's why "stranger"
Randoplh: maybe it's not the same merchant
plummeting_sloth: I like meeting customers behind the desk, for a more personal touch
Randoplh: maybe there like 30 twins
PerfectDarkRitual: Shooting gallery
Fattness132: minigames!
blacktiebartender: lrrWOW
Tangsm: "Ah, a stranger!" "I literally just talked to you outside this room 2 seconds ago."
Dmc3628: remember shooting halls from Majora's Mask
Seth_Erickson: Mini game time PogChamp
ducking_mad: its different guys so that is why he thinks you are a stranger
quillilian: Quit is the only weapon i know
EvilBadman: It is exactly a shooting range
ashesandmochi: o-oh it's one of these
ArrestedHouse: SourPls
62MGcobra: Legend of Leon
MyBuddySuperfly: Ashley, please wait
ZealousCrow: Yesss more RE4
BrindleBoar: we EFT now
LessIsMorii: "You gotta ding the thing" Ben 2021
nyquister_: These bullets are the size of fists
fastlane250: das a lotta flies
LessIsMorii: Goddang, reminds me of the RE7 dad
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad the merchant had time to make all of these targets
Mister_Hush: The aiming is really bad, but it's that way on purpose, to be stressful! -- Game Critics called this genius in 2004
ZealousCrow: I bought the game on switch after seeing adam play. It's still so much fun, even though the controls haven't aged well.
Dmc3628: yeah a bolt action rifle not exactly great for a precision speed shoot contest
BrindleBoar: the women are worth double, headshots are worth double
Mashamino: because reasons
MegaDosX: I find myself reminded of the Men In Black shooting range scene
circusofkirkus: did you get a stuffed animal for Ashley?
LessIsMorii: That's a tough reload time
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: got ot make money some how
Fattness132: treasures menu has the bottlecap models
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
ZealousCrow: Yeah. Semi-auto rifle would be better for this
plummeting_sloth: "well stranger... that was a fun diversion. Anyway, back to saving the world I guess"
EvilBadman: Oh just wait til you see them
NightValien28: I am so confused right now
DiscordianTokkan: Now you can hyper train two moves! ... wait
yurileo18: use mp7
KeytarCat: @BrindleBoar "women are worth double" is not my favorite line of the day :P
EvilBadman: I think they're in your inventory now?
Fattness132: you unlock models in the treasures menu
Mister_Hush: Very poorly, Ben!
62MGcobra: c- stick
korvys: git gud?
PerfectDarkRitual: They're just collectibles
BrindleBoar: KeytarCat you're not wrong
Seth_Erickson: Perseverance I suppose
Tempest_of_Thought: very carefully
LessIsMorii: Wow, you can SEE how hard it is to move your aim
ky0dar: gamecube controllers are good?
Masslost: shot the beehive i think its extra points
ZealousCrow: gamecube controller was way better
predlord890: with skill
Mordin_Solus_Sings: It was great on the Wii version
GlennSeto: It's not the controller, the PC/HD port is super-finicky.
MWGNZ: how are you supposed to do this on the collectors edition chainsaw gamecube controller?
BrindleBoar: no UFO for you
Fattness132: its just unlockables
Masslost: its for money
LessIsMorii: Actual FBtouchdown !
circusofkirkus: you're trying to win ashley a prize
Dmc3628: if you wan unlockables
EvilBadman: Nope, not unless you want to completionist
Mister_Hush: you have to get the UFO to unlock the secret ending (I have no idea)
ZealousCrow: Got some RARE prizes on sale stranger
62MGcobra: maybe it would be easier if you brought the gun up to your eyes instead of firing from your hip
Tangsm: You probably win a goldfish.
Mister_Hush: It's to prove you're good at video games!
Mister_Hush: Think of your Achievement Score!
AirmanKJE: %100 or bust
EvilBadman: Check out those cool bottle caps in your treasures. Ben will enjoy them
KeytarCat: inventory??
plummeting_sloth: ah, the holy hand grenade!
Randoplh: You don't see it's a mini-game Ashley !?
Dashiell: It's an heirloom!
ky0dar: The holy hand grenade of antioch
Lord_ZYRK: That was a priceless heirloom grenade!
Tempest_of_Thought: that's my grenade chest
Dog_of_Myth: The Holy Hand Grenade
sydnius: ACDC coke mirror
Kibbik: antique frag grenade.
BrindleBoar: if that grenade were actually special somehow it would be hilarious
Mister_Hush: "Check out this new chest I got, honey!" "What are you gonna keep in it?" "I dunno... I just thought the box was cool..."
Lord_ZYRK: It's been in the Tiny-Nerd family for generations!
Tangsm: They have ammo in all their cabinets, a shooting range, and none of them carry guns.
ButButTheJesus: they play audio!
ZealousCrow: Leon, remember how there's a parasite in my blood? Can we stop playing shooting range?
KeytarCat: (w/ handgun)
MegaDosX: But can you use them in Super Smash Bros?
EvilBadman: Hit Y for dumb sound clips
MyBuddySuperfly: oh god
MilkInBag: why are funko pop figurines way better in this world
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Dashiell: Where did that guy get these??
LessIsMorii: Ashley's pose, yeesh
ky0dar: ada?
plummeting_sloth: My spider sense is tingling!
fastlane250: these some luxury-ass bottlecaps
AirmanKJE: Hikeeba!
Dumori: Ada-ada-ad-ada
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
Mashamino: Pog
Manae: But why on a bottle cap
Steel_zsar93: Finally caught a stream live!
thraximore: jlrrCoolgame
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Manae: These things are a choking hazzard
LessIsMorii: BibleThump
HundreydAundre: uhhhwuuuuut?
Clide_Vanguard: get a row for money
BusTed: Yeah, that sounds like her.
DeM0nFiRe: lmao I was just about to say "It's the hit song by outkast"
circusofkirkus: gotta collect them all
Excalibur_1867_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:20.
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
CaptainSpam: Yep, that's Ashley.
MilkInBag: But this isn't live, it's recorded
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ZealousCrow: lmao
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: I love that guy
DiscordianTokkan: "Ashley, this is you" "Leon..."
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Masslost: the first row is worth 15.000 Pesetas fyi
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
fastlane250: LUL
EvilBadman: It's from when the cabin's being overrun
ZealousCrow: That's a line from a fight
MyBuddySuperfly: Lionel
Tangsm: "We don't have enough cupcakes for this crowd!"
quillilian: Too many guests! *pop pop* There.
LessIsMorii: Aggressive wedding planning
GlennSeto: Well, we did have that house party earlier...
MilkInBag: lalafel video break time
DiscordianTokkan: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
BrindleBoar: :O
circusofkirkus: benginButt
MegaDosX: Wait a minute. Did I just hear Adam say...three minutes?
fastlane250: maybe leon later, not now. Kappa
62MGcobra: wut
TheGreySeraphim: whos excited for the new RE game?
ButButTheJesus: @TheGreySeraphim meee
KeytarCat: @TheGreySeraphim you mean the giant vampire women? I am!
ky0dar: yeah, i'll probably get it
Steel_zsar93: Wait, is the new First law over?
Kibbik: Can't allow more than 50 people into the building or it'll break fire code. It would be irresponsible to endanger their lives like that.
kalira77: no they just had session 1 last night
benjamin_wheeler: how late in the stream is this
benjamin_wheeler: plz
Juliamon: 1 hour in
Dog_of_Myth: @benjamin_wheeler First break
ladylinzington: 2 to go
benjamin_wheeler: ty ty
CaptinOfBeez: oh hey its a wheeler
Rootpotato: RODEO RAID
ky0dar: hi wheeler
thraximore: and allllllll the clowns too
thraximore: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
shurtal: i just got here, did leon already aks the question about salazar's hand?
100 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
Rootpotato: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
ghyllnox: o/
ruscobrog: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
Sibwow: great timing wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Welcome raiders!
MegaDosX: Raiders!
TheGreySeraphim: glad to see the button that makes twitch chat horny still works
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
F1SHOR: wheelerGre wheelerEed
benjamin_wheeler: Clown college just got out and I needed some after school care
occamite: hullo
DeM0nFiRe: Hello
Kibbik: wb
NightValien28: Hi
MilkInBag: Oh shit Ben Wheeler is here
DiscordianTokkan: oh no
kalira77: well hello opera fans
ky0dar: i dont believe you anymore Ben
MilkInBag: If this is live, why does Adam not read my comment? seabatUseless
benjamin_wheeler: sounds like a prerecord
ZealousCrow: we'll never really know
Sibwow: B- at best
CaptinOfBeez: welcome to the ben ulmer sample show
benjamin_wheeler: fucking sucks dude
Cupstr: gladiator rules
MilkInBag: modern's back babyyyyyyyy
Dog_of_Myth: Let's Nope: Prerecorded in front of a live Twitch chat.
Sibwow: his mods just kept ripping on him
MilkInBag: wow Ben, that's personal
F1SHOR: I got turn 2 ugin'd in standard yesterday
KeytarCat: Why do you still have a rifle?
MegaDosX: Ben no!
martian_kyo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
martian_kyo: Bunch of Bens in magic. Random message.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, martian_kyo! (Today's storm count: 62)
HundreydAundre: No, it's uh weird trap, still...!
Mashamino: I learned today that there's a city in Texas named Ben Wheeler
benjamin_wheeler: have y'all played this before?
Cupstr: video games, am i rite?
DiscordianTokkan: Let's put it this way. I've been playing Let's Go Pikachu in french and I've been enjoying myself MUCH more than Arena lately
MilkInBag: ?????????
thraximore: ?????
MilkInBag: WHY
ArrestedHouse: LuL
ZealousCrow: LOOL
Styxseus: Oh wow!
MilkInBag: HOW
SnackPak_: womp womp
Mr_Horrible: why is that there?!
NightValien28: PERFECT
BusTed: tqsShrug
itomeshi: that's.... contrived
plummeting_sloth: thank God we put THAT in
floataway3: That seemed... perfectly designed.
ArrestedHouse: god bless RE4
ButButTheJesus: OKAY
xantos69: Woooooooaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwww
zeldakid1999: Clap
MegaDosX: Holy fucking shit, what?!?
MWGNZ: freedom!
unicornly: WHAT!!!!?
stinkydinky_: wheelerY wheelerH
fastlane250: well that's a convenient trap
MilkInBag: the least clever trap in the world
Gaytanic_Panic: That S P E C I F I C spot
benjamin_wheeler: came in at the right time
Manae: Surely dodging those spears will require resting against this wall!
ruscobrog: Don't you hate when that happens?
Cupstr: that was the worst thing i have ever seen i love it
kireawolf: Convenient
Morzan42: awfully convenient
Mr_Horrible: Salazar just like "wow I didn't think that'd pay off"
shurtal: Resident Evil 4 is a video game, that REALLY KNOWS it's a video game
Dmc3628: and now Novistadors 1
MilkInBag: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: mmm whatcha say
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
nyquister_: Real Ben is caught in a time loop!!!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:50.
benjamin_wheeler: Can you do it in a round, like Row Row Row your boat
MegaDosX: See, now we can't trust you to not be a recording Ben :p
Serpens77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
Serpens77: 31 conveniently and precisely placed months
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Serpens77! (Today's storm count: 63)
ZealousCrow: hahaha
SnackPak_: I'm so confused
xantos69: Cheer50 I hope you two never change. This is incredible.
Dashiell: I already forgot about all this
ArrestedHouse: LuL
ButButTheJesus: @benjamin_wheeler yes
MilkInBag: poor Adam he's been streaming alone and never realized
BrindleBoar: LUL
CaptinOfBeez: okay, idea, a ben room in the puzzle mansion
thraximore: wheelerKappa
BusTed: Yessss vampire kid
MilkInBag: "wonderful"
CaptinOfBeez: where its just him playing recorded messages over and over
DiscordianTokkan: For the Raiders: Ben has a soundboard that he can record onto and he's enjoying it, as are the rest of us
Mr_Horrible: Salazar you gotta get some skincare or something my dude
Serpens77: "fell into"
thraximore: "contrived"
F1SHOR: WTF is this lil goblin
Dmc3628: yep Salazar
plummeting_sloth: a trap that could not have worked except in that exact circumstance
Kibbik: "fell into" she willingly walked into it.
ky0dar: Is he actually a kid, or is he a little person?
Rynehawk: is that a Getty Images watermark? Do better game
Dmc3628: because Novis are A TIME
Mr_Horrible: Leon's not the brightest bulb
MegaDosX: It's got the same energy as "I'll see you in Hell"
wargodmogis: There was shiny
ButButTheJesus: shiny in statue eye
plummeting_sloth: "you see, the castle's trap maker was reliable, but our barrel maker was probably a traitor!"
Randoplh: the shothun shells are for our munitions, which all of our people use, really...
Dmc3628: and now Novistadors you ready to get infied
Makrosian_Tae: Oh god, it's Junimo Cart all over again NotLikeThis
Cupstr: Time to get hammered, play metal gear, and listen to my spoop bois
martian_kyo: suddenly he is russian?
thraximore: Cool enemy
CaptinOfBeez: terminex time
ducking_mad: I lost 30 pounds in January just from extra cardio and 1400 cals a day
ArrestedHouse: metal...gear?
MilkInBag: the good one
Cupstr: MGSV
thraximore: psycho mantis?
Rootpotato: looks like the bugs from that movie where a guy gets turned into an alien
Makrosian_Tae: MGSV is HYPE
F1SHOR: damn it's my lunch break I want a beer with yall
GlennSeto: The one with the confusing plot. Kappa
CaptinOfBeez: cheers
chronically_poor: cheers to that Ill grab a beer, I dont work tomorrow becuase snow
MilkInBag: I also love breathing through my skin
doubledbear: I keep forgetting this is live right now
kumatsu: I would love to watch Adam playing Snake Eater
plummeting_sloth: to keep the little box from getting wet!
Manae: When the evil weird kid says "we released monsters in to the sewers" you would think your first reaction would be "let's NOT go there" instead of "oh boy! sewers to fight in!"
ArrestedHouse: father and son
Boon_33: Snake eater is the pants
Cupstr: this is the only one i've played and i think it's one of my favorite games of all time
GlennSeto: Snake Eater is still so damn good.
ky0dar: Next Play it Forward?
Jorsh029: MGSV is one the most videogame-ass videogames I've played, it is EXCELLENT
MegaDosX: Gotta say, Adam's got a pretty good demon voice
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DiscordianTokkan: And a spot on Dr. Claw
ducking_mad: wtf was that
CaptinOfBeez: got the drop on the boshe
F1SHOR: is that the bad guy from MIB
circusofkirkus: "right there" points to invisible enemy
BrindleBoar: invisibugs
Seth_Erickson: Very relevant meme Streamer
circusofkirkus: have you heard the fortnite parody song blowing up on TikTok?
ButButTheJesus: its time... to tomato
BrindleBoar: All Tomato Town, All The Time.
jetpixi: Good evening fellow humans
wharra: Am I your friend Ben?
ducking_mad: @circusofkirkus I have that stuck in my head
circusofkirkus: @ducking_mad same here
Pharmacistjudge: and they increased drop rate
jetpixi: LUL
chronically_poor: what ya drinking ben?
Dmc3628: Novistadors are the bane of this section
chronically_poor: yum
jetpixi: a what what from who?
jetpixi: sounds nice
Makrosian_Tae: Cran-gerine eh?
CaptinOfBeez: the invisible "shadow" is well done, not too obvious
Makrosian_Tae: Sounds good
Seth_Erickson: got up on the roof 👀
aussie_rob_w: Doggamn novistadors
MilkInBag: Ben, have you tried drinking a real beer, like a Victoria Bitter? rlyAussie
Cupstr: i gotta grab some cider
GlennSeto: I'm not sure any part of RE4 is really scary, but the game does do tense will, when it wants to.
JakeRebadaviaXD: I'm late again.
GlennSeto: *well
JakeRebadaviaXD: BEN'S BACK!!!!!
jetpixi: I like IPAs @MilkInBag Would I like that?
jetpixi: oh no nvm
nyquister_: Cooper's is trash
Kramburger: VB isn't real beer, it's shit beer
MilkInBag: @jetpixi IPAs eww
BrindleBoar: Marsupialager.
jetpixi: the higher ABV the better
ky0dar: "real beer" "Victoria Bitter"? Those two concepts together hurt my brain
CaptinOfBeez: they should have made emu beer, would have won them the war
karpma: "looks like he was alive until he died"
ComradeMik: who's the old man drinking VB?
MilkInBag: you know hops were added to beer as a conservation agent, not to be good? OpieOP @jetpixi
saucemaster5000: IPAs are so 2004
predlord890: hay dead guy thnks for the plant
ducking_mad: Leon's kicks are straight anime
PerfectDarkRitual: You don't have to. G+Y heals a bit and increases max hp
jetpixi: WTF is beer then?! @MilkInBag Help.
ky0dar: the Las Plagas
jetpixi: sound out the science words!
ky0dar: the Los Ganados
VmKid: Have you ever heard the story of Las Plagas the Wise?
ButButTheJesus: but my lore!
ducking_mad: I'm pretty sure this is how JOJO starts
druidofspores: I'm drinking some Black Currant Cider :D
Tangsm: The the plague.
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown we're funny FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yay! We're funny today!
Gaytanic_Panic: v a l i d a t i o n
NightValien28: shame that doesn't apply to streamers Kappa
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
Cupstr: oh god i've never been funny in my life this is such a weird feeling
NavelWarfare: Leon, you kick the damn things down. Rust should HELP
lemmel: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: FBtouchdown rayfkSanic
BrindleBoar: Everyone wishes that sometimes.
NightValien28: I love the way you are
Defrost: Adam I love the way you are
CaptinOfBeez: youre perfect as you are adam
ArrestedHouse: it's very good FBtouchdown
Cupstr: i also get like that
MilkInBag: @jetpixi beer is usually brewed from a yeast from cereals, like barley, wheat or rice
druidofspores: yesssss
rasterscan: You can put eyes in that lamp
SnackPak_: that emote is goof as shit, it's great
rasterscan: For reasons
ky0dar: I think you can combine the lamp with gems
jetpixi: oh yeah LUL I knew that @MilkInBag
x0den: that's called focus adam
MilkInBag: that's it, no hops, hops are just for conservation, and making me mad OpieOP
jetpixi: i get focused on literally nothing so that sounds kinda ncie
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown IT'S GOOD
Pharmacistjudge: I want to make an M C and A emote
jetpixi: LUL @MilkInBag
ruscobrog: FBtouchdown
Cupstr: i do that with music all the time. listen to one song for like 3 days straight until i hate it
ZealousCrow: No that's a touchdown, not a slam dunk, Ben
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aussie_rob_w: I’m so glad you are the way you are Adam. You’re touchdown!
Rynehawk: hey man who's got 2 arms and hands? FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown THIS GUY
JakeRebadaviaXD: FBtouchdown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "Oh it's those LRR folks again"
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG FBCatch
MyBuddySuperfly: ew
jetpixi: where does it come from?
PerfectDarkRitual: Ceiling
BrindleBoar: they can climb on the ceiling
rasterscan: It can get on the ceiling.
jetpixi: where does it go?
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druidofspores: I think that's pretty normal for humans 😄 I love that emote so much too
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itomeshi: I would like to think Twitch is aware of irony.
shurtal: it jumps to the ceiling
rasterscan: No teleport.
KeytarCat: ceiling
NightValien28: do they climb on the ceilings?
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
BrindleBoar: Gamers don't look up.
JakeRebadaviaXD: "Oh god they teleported"
Dmc3628: they full on rando enemies
jetpixi: Putt Putt?
Dmc3628: yeah cause that's regernators
MilkInBag: omg Adam did you ever see the BIG version of FBtouchdown ? The guy is super funny with his goofy eyes LUL the emote is used around 500k times a day
Shirts_: So play a JRPG
CaptinOfBeez: good job adam!
ky0dar: good job Adam! FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: Wowo Adam you are the coolest
Pharmacistjudge: Adam only wants to raid on Farm, no profression
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Pharmacistjudge: progression
rasterscan: "I want to do something easy that makes me look way better than I am." Have you tried TikTok?
jetpixi: the man has no eyelids!
ButButTheJesus: @MilkInBag oh my GOD
circusofkirkus: holy shit MilkInBag that's bizarre
KeytarCat: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
DiscordianTokkan: Oh god it has a whistle
MilkInBag: the dude has WIDE EYES
Cupstr: did you figure out how to rotate items in storage? i usually watch vods so i haven't seen yet
jetpixi: EYES
Gaytanic_Panic: serfPogmeet
ZealousCrow: Should I bother using a rifle in RE4?
aussie_rob_w: Absolutely yes.
DrasonSpike: naw rifle overated
MilkInBag: I love my very own emote, rlyHugo
jetpixi: play how you wanna play
Fattness132: FeelsBadMan whats wrong with pepe?
KeytarCat: Any game with any gun
SquareDotCube: just load up on rocket launchers
Dmc3628: things that will not be talked about now
aussie_rob_w: The semi-auto rifle is legit.
Rootpotato: new challenge, knife only re4
PerfectDarkRitual: Semi-Auto rifle comes in extremely handy in the 3rd act
saucemaster5000: resident evil slappers only
MilkInBag: Pepe is poopoo
ButButTheJesus: @ZealousCrow i used rifle and pistol and tmp and shotgun
kumatsu: The best global is obviously ItsBoshyTime
eric_christian_berg: This place needs a touch of paint and a few throw pillows.
Juliamon: Pepe has unfortunate racist connotations
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
MilkInBag: You're too slow! ItsBoshyTime
circusofkirkus: wow, look who's a good employee
gawag_: there's a great doc about it
sydnius: CoolStoryBob
kumatsu: Pepe is canon dead, leave the poor frog alone
Pharmacistjudge: through no fault of the creator
MilkInBag: Yeah, I wish people stopped racing with their cars
ZealousCrow: Yeah Pepe got appropriated by racists.
jetpixi: PixelBob
druidofspores: MercyWing1 SabaPing MercyWing2
Dmc3628: get Beej on the line for the product plugs
jonasjonIV: not again!
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itomeshi: Torghast?
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: Ben is a new subscriber??
gawag_: theres a documentary on it called Feels Good Man
Juliamon: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Haroldholmes25: is this gaming
Tangsm: Kind of a pity you don't have Ashley following you through that.
MinniChii: We had a super snowy day, I got called into work, so I am treating myself with a tasty Blizzard and spoops. I am in a happy place now. Partly because I get to sit down now
druidofspores: where's the lighting cobra?
MilkInBag: Get a sub up ya, Ben
jonasjonIV: demons!
ButButTheJesus: @MinniChii FBtouchdown
jetpixi: cutscenes ruining everything
ky0dar: well, who's this horny fellow
JakeRebadaviaXD: They're praising chipotle?
jetpixi: hella focused on chanting
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Manae: Grenade time
shurtal: grenade?
MyBuddySuperfly: grenade!!?
NavelWarfare: Grenade!
jonasjonIV: throw a grenade!
ZealousCrow: Can we drop it on em?
thraximore: grenaaaade
MyBuddySuperfly: graneda!
saucemaster5000: heh. unload on them
jetpixi: sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dont ya think?!
theleerm: shoot it!
zackfayden808: hi chat and spoopy bois
MilkInBag: migrating to the south
jetpixi: it's lunch time
circusofkirkus: ceremony is over
aussie_rob_w: Cash money
MyBuddySuperfly: oh :(
ArrestedHouse: blocked
Cupstr: it's the deacons of the deep, this is an easy boss fight
thraximore: lmao
MilkInBag: D:
Kramburger: running to the ritual with toast in their mouth
ashesandmochi: O_O
ky0dar: ewwwwwwwwww
JakeRebadaviaXD: There's always that one cult member that never turly belonge
ButButTheJesus: ew!
GlennSeto: For when it rains.
MilkInBag: That's why you don't mix alcohols
saucemaster5000: it's the dukes archives and the snake started playing the tune
JakeRebadaviaXD: What's the password?
MilkInBag: you found the compass!
jetpixi: Chanting Man #3
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, a hoo-ed
rasterscan: Close. It's the lamp with the gems.
Seth_Erickson: increasing it's value
saucemaster5000: burning perfectly good gems apparently
shurtal: now it sells for a LOT
Dmc3628: it's a lot of Pitas
thefightnerd: do yu have to combine the gems with the mask in that order instead of mask with gems?
ky0dar: Value...
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: Typical Lever Puzzle
MilkInBag: you leeched from subs :O
rasterscan: Nah, the mask uses different jewels.
jetpixi: oh LUL i already forgot that was a PoE thing
circusofkirkus: didn't you open up the merchant's area?
ky0dar: @thefightnerd different gems go in the mask
NavelWarfare: I think you opened door to merchant
shurtal: hey chat, i joined about an hour in, has the "Hand" voice line already happened?
thefightnerd: they left because its taco tuesday
jetpixi: Nuggie Night
nyquister_: Because their dead?
DyerNotherDay: i dont FUCK
thraximore: well there was a guy with a gun
ducking_mad: it was jim's birthday and cake was in the break room
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: Pull the sword from the viscera and prove yourself the new cult leader
JakeRebadaviaXD: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: @ducking_mad Jim was the guy with the head hood?
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zackfayden808: what'cha buyin
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MilkInBag: Nothing relevant happens here.
Cupstr: yo has anyone else had the spicy chicken nuggies at mcdonalds? they're great
circusofkirkus: ignore the chat behind the curtain
Tangsm: We should just dictate the cut scenes for you.
MilkInBag: This chat is recorded.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "My biggest problem as a streamer is interacting with chat"
ZealousCrow: That's not a you problem, that's just the issue with streaming.
ducking_mad: @GlennSeto it was going to be a surprise for him
Dumori: RGB light we a gamer now
MyBuddySuperfly: heheHEHEhe
nyquister_: We could make a twitchchat-to-speak extension for you Adam?
JakeRebadaviaXD: Ok, we need a wooah emote now
fastlane250: lrrWOW
nyquister_: Ben is almost there already
circusofkirkus: tune up the pistol?
MilkInBag: I didn't know 'buying' has 3 Y in the word
GlennSeto: @ducking_mad Bummer. But his family will save on the engraving on his tombstone.
jetpixi: LUL i was just sayin that to myself @MilkInBag
DyerNotherDay: cOME back anytimE Kappa
ducking_mad: @GlennSeto and the headspace in the casket
Kramburger: Sounds like a chat problem, not an Adam problem
wargodmogis: I mean, you aren't the worse at it
jetpixi: the what?
circusofkirkus: TheIlluminati
gawag_: doesn't bother me, especially on a old game
DiscordianTokkan: It's the choice between Chat and Story. Voice Cutscenes is a good compromise
GlennSeto: ouch
BusTed: TheIlluminati
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MyBuddySuperfly: just like los The Beatles
saucemaster5000: the the illuminati
mowdownjoe: Actual Illuminati.
Spacepup: I think some people get invested in the game, and while they probably like you interacting with them, they probably also feel upset that you aren't as "invested" as they are, despite you having to split your attention and them not having the same issue.
MilkInBag: the beaches?
jetpixi: "Castellan: the governor of a castle." I did not know this word till now.
Pteraspidomorphi: The plagues
Tangsm: "I gave all the power to the powerful man. Nothing bad will happen, surely."
Defrost: Gyarados is my reason to live
GlennSeto: Salazar does not strike me as the religious type.
thraximore: "Free will is overrated anyway."
saucemaster5000: the casinos of las plagas are not a cleansing place
thegitrogsquirrel: to be human is to miss stuff on a first go. to be twitch is to point it out
theanthonydee: did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
mowdownjoe: Adam planning on picking up GG:Strive?
jetpixi: No me gusta
MilkInBag: Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagues?
GlennSeto: Is there word on the netcode?
ButButTheJesus: @theanthonydee i heard it was ironic
Vyous: Gotta use that flick
Makrosian_Tae: Chumkin
MyBuddySuperfly: byeeeee
martian_kyo: i just watched the beta for guilty gear the online looks very promising
Seth_Erickson: not gonna lie forgot where ashley went for a second
DyerNotherDay: hieS head ARe FUCK
jetpixi: wait. where did ashley go?
shurtal: Strive's theme is "The Smell of the Game", that's allyou gotta know
ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi walked into a trap
jetpixi: oh of course
Pharmacistjudge: I'm a May main
frostownik: i was a Faust main
Seth_Erickson: she got caught in a trap and we're finding away around
JakeRebadaviaXD: Typical Ashley
NightValien28: I love the character design, shame its on a fighting game
Vyous: She got scooby doo'd
Rynehawk: classic ashley
aussie_rob_w: I love that the head bugs always get Ben.
Dmc3628: let's not forget the real winner here Milia was the original Bayonetta
jetpixi: LUL that scans
ducking_mad: but do we really care she is gone
x0den: giovanna looks sic I want to play her so bad
mowdownjoe: I'm planning on maining Giovanna. She looks fun.
fastlane250: Ashley suffocated in a wal-wait wrong stream
El_Funko: Right in his precious torso
Dmc3628: then again Nagoriyuki is doing something GG never has done in its franchise
strugglegrantsresolve: Playing Zelda In Re4
jetpixi: LUL @El_Funko
BusTed: 🪙
circusofkirkus: the circle of life
ducking_mad: the cycle is complete
jetpixi: seabatUseless
martian_kyo: The wolf doesnt do much in the game in itself sadly. it's kind of like scarf.
NavelWarfare: We gonna talk about how you can't burst out of Axl's new timestop?
jetpixi: Dhalsim deez nuts?
El_Funko: @jetpixi tqsHi
jetpixi: hi @El_Funko !
martian_kyo: oh yeah she looks great.
Dmc3628: i mean nagoriyuki is a literal sanguimancer and a swordsmn
El_Funko: Kind of yeah
Seth_Erickson: popular australian comedian El underscore Funko
El_Funko: You kill stuff and treasures fall out of them
Vyous: PoE if you loose your gear
jetpixi: just like in real life
Lord_ZYRK: I dunno, Tarkov actually looks kind of fun
BrindleBoar: it's more like that one PoE league that let you invade other players' instances and kill them for their stuff
Makrosian_Tae: DAAAAMN Zyrk!
El_Funko: I actually installed PoE again after you wont stop tweeting about it
El_Funko: also I miss diablo
nyquister_: Chris made a good game
jetpixi: you're singing that song from Grease but to PoE
Lord_ZYRK: That is far from true
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
strugglegrantsresolve: If you Plan On playing Tarkov have the Maps On Hand for Ref
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
rasterscan: I still don't trust Blizzard to Diablo anymore.
Seth_Erickson: Lord_Zyrk the one can't be bothered to subscribe on his own Kappa
thefightnerd: suplex that red guy, hes asking for it
Makrosian_Tae: Halo 1 era flood was the best flood
Kramburger: I heard Zyrk call Halo 1 a cinematic masterpiece
druidofspores: ohhh I thought you guys were talking about Pillars of Eternity when you were typing PoE
BusTed: Wearing the collector's edition helmet.
CaptinOfBeez: just replayed that, flood was crazyyyy
dutchmoose: I've been playing PoE on and off since the PS4 released and I still don't know what I'm exactly doing
Lord_ZYRK: You asked if I had a "crew" that I played Halo with because you saw I was playing it on Steam. I didn't bring up shit \ DansGame /
BrindleBoar: El_Funko not only is D3 still a thing, but they added new class sets and a few new items recently, I was surprised to learn.
El_Funko: This is like when I told my Grandma I liked NInja Turtles so for every birthday ever I got Turtle related items, that were not Ninja Turtles
CaptainSpam: Wait, did that guy JUST dart up to the balcony where you just were?
jetpixi: ok but i kinda love that LUL @El_Funko
Makrosian_Tae: My favorite part of Halo 1 was how flood soldiers would just... GET UP. Later games needed some gameplay mechanic to revive them, but when they just GOT UP it scared the shit outta me
jetpixi: what
ArrestedHouse: PogChamp
ZealousCrow: THIS GAME
CaptinOfBeez: WHAT
MyBuddySuperfly: o... k?
BrindleBoar: LUL
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: lrrHORN lrrHORN
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mowdownjoe: WAT
GlennSeto: This might be Adam's new favorite game.
ComradeMik: i got up to like act 9 or some shit in POE and realised I wasn't having fun
thraximore: Amazing
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Defrost: We bloodborne
Mashamino: PogChamp
BrindleBoar: it's time for DAKKA
MWGNZ: PoE seasons would be nicer if you didn't have to replay the story each time
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Dmc3628: yeah if you don't kill the red zealot before then he just gets a mini gun
TotallyNotaBeholder: And 'here' is where I'd like to install the anti aircraft turret
saucemaster5000: every monastary has one of those. It's a meditiation thing
Favre_Studios: bozz99Sus
ComradeMik: so I went back to diablo 3, which is perfect for my tiny attention span
CaptinOfBeez: ben needs to add this guy to his war boyz
CaptinOfBeez: so much dakka
jetpixi: are the bullats broken?
Seth_Erickson: are we even dealing damage?
eric_christian_berg: This needs yakkity sax.
BrindleBoar: Art.
thraximore: That is some nonsense
Rynehawk: we're gaming
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
CaptinOfBeez: dam this hit ref
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: hmm, they did well by picking the thiccest boi to operate the turret
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
nyquister_: The trigger and spin table have the same button... lol
ZealousCrow: Why did it keep making the armor sound when you were shooting him in the stomach?
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
Pharmacistjudge: more reds will come
jetpixi: good question
JakeRebadaviaXD: Boss Dead FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: so what's the takeaway about how re4 has/hasn't held up?
Pharmacistjudge: the shotgun has a spread shot outside the red dot
DarknessKingCoH: He had abs of steel
ComradeMik: targeting feels a bit dated, the rest seems to hold up
jetpixi: and buns of steel OpieOP
ArrestedHouse: shinji mikami baybee
dutchmoose: RE4 has aged in a weird endearing way
Lord_ZYRK: Welcome to Video Games
Cupstr: fuckin japanese games are a treat, man
Makrosian_Tae: Hey, sometimes it's okay for a game to be a game
Seth_Erickson: I mean what if I need to protect the foyer of my mansion
jetpixi: always
magical_writer: yes
JakeRebadaviaXD: Yes
ducking_mad: always
Seth_Erickson: big gatling gun in the center works pretty well
Cupstr: yes please
wargodmogis: Always
ArrestedHouse: do we
Gaytanic_Panic: YES
CaptinOfBeez: yes
MyBuddySuperfly: :D
ButButTheJesus: OH BOY
Makrosian_Tae: Yep
tergonis: always
MinniChii: akways
Kramburger: Read the lore bible, it basically explains everything 4Head
JakeRebadaviaXD: Oh no
eric_christian_berg: That reminds me, I should make coffee.
NightValien28: serge did a serge
ZealousCrow: Defenses, like a machine gun turret mounted in a parlor
theanthonydee: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
BrindleBoar: LUL
BusTed: tqsShrug
GhostValv: oh no
CaptinOfBeez: oh serg
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: Is that cinnamon roll?
TaeniaVolf: my favorite is when I go to click healthstone and we dont even have a warlock xp
Makrosian_Tae: Precious, precious Serge
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: Precious child, serge
until_may: Adam reminds me of dorian from Dragon age, minus the romantic interests
Rynehawk: ok that one looks like a bee gees album
Dmc3628: six bodies need to be shown
BrindleBoar: you need six people showing
MyBuddySuperfly: D: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown D:
NavelWarfare: You need six dead folks
GlennSeto: It said six dudes gotta die.
saucemaster5000: so the machine gun was ridiculous but this makes perfect sense
NightValien28: brute force brute force
El_Funko: Liberty Jesus... ANOTHER Liberty Jesus.. come onnnnn Liberty Jesus
jetpixi: that's how i do these too lol Makes Myst real hard LUL
ducking_mad: Big Brain activate
ZealousCrow: It said six lives
Tangsm: The hint was 6.
Seth_Erickson: said six sacrifices or something
JakeRebadaviaXD: The scrifice of 6 lives was it?
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Trahas: you need 6 people?
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Rynehawk: 6 total people in the 4 pics?
Trahas: all hanging is 8
Seth_Erickson: no two hanged couples and two little heads
circusofkirkus: that's 4 x 2
Defrost: Guilotine is 1, hanging is 2, jesus is 3?
Dumori: 4x2 is 8 Ben
ButButTheJesus: math!
wargodmogis: 2 hanging 2 gilutine
NightValien28: 4 plus 2 is 8 ben
Trahas: either 3 1 1 1
Trahas: or 2 2 1 1
InkyGhoast: 2 heads, 1 hanging and a jesus is my guesss
Trahas: yues
JakeRebadaviaXD: two guillotine ones and two hanging ones
jetpixi: "and a jesus" LUL
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: benginTry
ky0dar: FBTouchdown
InkyGhoast: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: you get an Anime power
ZealousCrow: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Akaiatana: Adam is our resident expert
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
Jemixene: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Favre_Studios: FBtouchdown
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: ???
jetpixi: who's this? seabatUseless
Trahas: Fair point Ben
circusofkirkus: Napoleon Bonaparte!
JakeRebadaviaXD: No, Adam you definitely answered that legit
The_Kraken19: I love this little shithead so much
ZealousCrow: These puzzles are super dumb anyway lol
jonasjonIV: people were smaller in the past
ArrestedHouse: you can't just say that adam D:
jetpixi: LUL
Seth_Erickson: LUL
ducking_mad: Whaaaaat
Seth_Erickson: never would have guessed
Akaiatana: Ah, he worked retail
ky0dar: so, he's also a little person.
MinniChii: is that napoleon?
Seth_Erickson: I was thinking more like 6 or 7 years old
Pharmacistjudge: I have these fingers
ducking_mad: Jazz fingers
JakeRebadaviaXD: I honestly thought you'd be older
ArrestedHouse: ShowOfHands
jetpixi: He's a fun heel
ZealousCrow: He has a gun idiots
Dmc3628: oh wait we haven't even hit peak wrestling with the game
infinity_225: He’s right there shoot him!
BrindleBoar: there are a couple of lalafel decked out like him
jetpixi: i find this video?
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
jonasjonIV: its super effective!
Gaytanic_Panic: NAAAAAAAADES
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBPenalty
lemmel: lrrHORN FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: Scythes aren't trown weapons
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown 2020Party
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: FBtouchdown
NightValien28: that man jus threw a scythe???
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: 2020Pajamas
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
K_t_Imp000: HAHAHAHA
ruscobrog: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBSpiral
Seth_Erickson: IT"S GOOD FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: referee holding hands up
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
jetpixi: crossbows with FIRE though lol
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: bazookas and smiley faces
ZealousCrow: Good thing no one told Los Illuminados about handguns. Only turret mounted machine guns and ROCKET LAUNCHERS?!
nyquister_: Darth Malak, that you?
Rynehawk: FBSpiral 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown
jetpixi: thanks @BusTed !
JakeRebadaviaXD: They're not even attacking
Seth_Erickson: I am just level one Plagas don't hurt me
JakeRebadaviaXD: Nvm
MyBuddySuperfly: you're it
BrindleBoar: yakety sax time
Manae: That's why you don't use field points for fighting
Dumori: Oh god we're crashing a NERF war
El_Funko: and a gatling gun
saucemaster5000: wow scooby doo got dark in the later seasons
Rynehawk: or rotating machine guns on a hidden lift in a church flor
nyquister_: They are a great diverse armory
MyBuddySuperfly: not enough ptas to buy guns to everyone
El_Funko: the red dude is like "Only ~I~ get the gatling gun, everyone else gets sticks"
thraximore: gatling guns are for the elites
thehokeypokey: They can't afford the merchant's prices
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Bullets are hard to get a hold of
erinmicah_: and use catapults
Dr_fragenstien: they spent all the money on rocket launchers and gatling guns, and realized they needed to arm more poeple
ZealousCrow: Red9 is so good
NoTomToLose: We keep losing all our gun ammo, we just leave it everywhere
PerfectDarkRitual: The cult bake sale wasn't successful enough to get everyone guns
ky0dar: They cant afford guns for everyone. they spent all the money on robes
Seth_Erickson: Listen they didn't have the budget for a mansion full of puzzles one gatling gun and 2 rocket launchers plus regular guns for every cultist
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrindleBoar: LUL
Rynehawk: LUL LUL
Rynehawk: crying
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
jetpixi: I retract my gratitude LUL @BusTed
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
storiers: "so did you get those rifles we asked for?" "so . . . bad news. they were out of a few things. I improvised?"
PMAvers: Turns out building all the puzzles with the bronze and silver keys took up their budget.
El_Funko: Those bugs cost money, not in this economy
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:27.
Lord_ZYRK: Very good use of the soundboard, Benjamin
thraximore: umbraHappy
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Favre_Studios: LUL
JakeRebadaviaXD: Shit, I have to go, chat. I have my finals. SEE YOU, LOVELY PEOPLE~~~~
tiptapdrats: Pfffft
ZealousCrow: The came after you with scythes and rocket launchers at the same time. Seriously that was weird.
magical_writer: thank you so much
KeytarCat: gl, @JakeRebadaviaXD !
NightValien28: they raided a home depot so they only had 30 assault rifles and 100 gardening tools
Seth_Erickson: bye @JakeRebadaviaXD voxyBlanket
Favre_Studios: !clipit
Kramburger: You gotta EARN the bug, Dave. I don't care who your dad is
Dumori: You can have a crossbow or you can go unarmed
BrindleBoar: The voice changer has given you too much power Ben LUL
Pharmacistjudge: Good luck on finals
Makrosian_Tae: Ben you are a goddam GIFT
MWGNZ: you think bugs and sticks grow on trees?
Lord_ZYRK: Good luck JakeRebadaviaXD
codatski: *slow claps*
BusTed: @jetpixi No takesies backsies
theleerm: !clip
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Cupstr: goddamn did i get drunk quicker than i intended or does absolutely nothing in this game make sense?
Sogheim: I'm super fond of the large shield and lousy flail combo
NightValien28: Cupstr yes
DeM0nFiRe: "Maybe you coudl afford your own bug if you bought less avocado toast"
BrindleBoar: that button clearly launches a nuke
PMAvers: Well, except for that DO NOT PUSH button.
Tangsm: They hid the security system button in a one off vase.
tiptapdrats: Wait. That button was under the vase, but wasn't being pressed. So... The vase didn't have a bottom
codatski: That vase was priceless Adam!
MyBuddySuperfly: "dave"
jetpixi: 4Head
thraximore: "It works in Rainbow Six Siege!"
Seth_Erickson: it can tank one hit Dave use it wisely
circusofkirkus: if your shield breaks, just cover your face
jetpixi: both
Kibbik: yes
Seth_Erickson: both
ButButTheJesus: @NoTomToLose :D
62MGcobra: yes
Kramburger: "I don't think Dave has a future in this cult"
Favre_Studios: Vaws
BusTed: pot
Cupstr: i cannot wait for the vod of this so i can watch it sober and try to figure out what in the sam fuck is going on
codatski: It's vase not vase
quillilian: And then Dave just holds his hands in front of his face and hopes
spethycakes: it's "vaazz," actually
Kibbik: We invested all our money into vases
NotCainNorAbel: Why can't we just use the money that is sitting around?
jetpixi: i say Vase (like face) cuz i'm a silly American
KeytarCat: too many clipable moments, I don't want to look away!
Tangsm: They have one cultist sewing robes, and one cultist throwing pottery.
fastlane250: Deactivate? Who wouldn’t?
Randoplh: HOW
ducking_mad: And we got rockets
Sogheim: what the heck?!
BrindleBoar: vidyagames
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, the smiling dudes again
thraximore: Did that kill them?
Manae: You just took a rocket to the jaw
Manae: and shrugged it off
jetpixi: seabatBRAIN
HundreydAundre: @KeytarCat Ya meme like THIS ONE!?
Seth_Erickson: I feel like we might be better served rerouting budget from the vases to like weapon arms but I've only been here two months so what do I know
ButButTheJesus: would you like an egg, in these trying times?
ducking_mad: Brotein
jetpixi: K
KeytarCat: Exactly!
Pharmacistjudge: salmonella
codatski: Turns out you were just smarter than the video game
Lord_ZYRK: Protesium
BusTed: 🍌
Rynehawk: i mean havent you had a bananna egg?
Cupstr: potassyeez nutz
theleerm: vitamin e for eggg
El_Funko: It's 2021, we eat potassium now
ashesandmochi: sulphur
Roger_Job329: Glucose from the yolk
Makrosian_Tae: Pro-tassium
KV1NN4: Choleggsterol!
shurtal: Ilberd says: sLoPpY
Kramburger: If a spider lays its eggs in a banana does that count as getting potassium from eggs?
Makrosian_Tae: @kramburger C E A S E
GhostValv: he took two years of judo in high school so he better make the most out of it damnit
Defrost: Freaking blast door
reptile___: but if we don't replace the vases, where will we keep all our ammunition?
the_fanerdic: Adam IS the GOAT
hattingston: someone tell Matt!
jetpixi: It'll look great on your Christmas Tree
DiscordianTokkan: lrrGOAT
El_Funko: They couldn't afford a whole goat
Pharmacistjudge: see, you are the GOAT
Orgmastron: lrrGOAT
Randoplh: Adam you're the GOAT
DeM0nFiRe: Eh, it's a pretty good ornament but idk if I would call it the GOAT ornament
BrindleBoar: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Tangsm: They use the service entrance.
fastlane250: lrrGOAT
KeytarCat: I'm excited for y'all to play RE5 co-op
Seth_Erickson: They have secret tunnels behind the pictures
jetpixi: I just got goats in Stardew. Im very pleased.
thraximore: lrrGOAT
Kramburger: What's the matter? I just talking about biting into a banana and feeling something moving in your mouth
the_fanerdic: You're a close Second Ben <3
BusTed: gotye
Cupstr: i think you're both great
Randoplh: U are the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
NoTomToLose: @BusTed Somebody you used to know?
Pharmacistjudge: you can't believe you are the have people to believe you are the GOAT for you.
Cupstr: take the d'angelo wallace approach and just say you're the best until it's true
Makrosian_Tae: Believe in the Ben who believes in you
BusTed: @NoTomToLose Right.
KeytarCat: So cool thing, you don't have to find yourself cool to BE cool
DiscordianTokkan: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Seth_Erickson: might even be another lalafel monologue 👀
DiscordianTokkan: Frig, I need to start trying to craft stuff for my Skybuilders Relics in FFXIV.
jetpixi: crafting! my new favorite thing.
dutchmoose: I do wanna say about the MtG bannings that my UW control deck got caught in the crossfire, I'm so heartbroken
Cupstr: does anyone here play destiny 2?
Juliamon: !destiny
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DiscordianTokkan: It's Extremely fun, I just am not ready for the Expert Craft biz, despite having... SO many pentamelds.
Juliamon: !destinypc
Juliamon: destiny pc
Juliamon: fff
Cupstr: damn that was quick, thanks friend
Juliamon: !destiny pc
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HundreydAundre: The BUG argument is so YEET and dumb...!!!
Juliamon: I promise I'm not drunk, just distracted
NoTomToLose: Sure, sure
Cupstr: i've been thinking of getting the game and i wanna know what y'all think
Juliamon: I am full of cheesecake and water
HundreydAundre: @Juliamon You could also say neither. Then you can never tell.
codatski: @juliamon Oooh birthday cheesecake!
Cupstr: i'm also drunk af
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ky0dar: wowser
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon :D
BrindleBoar: Mulletbats!
BusTed: That scruff.
ComradeMik: the mullet is giving me flashbacks
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Juliamon: Cheesecake is best birthday cake
Seth_Erickson: my hair was down to below my shoulders before I finally decided to cut it
kalira77: so much flash
Cupstr: god i need a haircut, i'm getting an afro and i don't like it
NoTomToLose: Do you enjoy shooting each enemy for awhile before they die? Destiny might be for you
BusTed: Surely this time...
Sogheim: how long before we get to see the tiny vampire in capris again?
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korvys: Like those chain doors
GhostValv: I guess you can't get in.
theleerm: gameplay!
BusTed: The cold darkness of nothing.
jonasjonIV: { }
NoTomToLose: "I fill the moat with Darkness"
thraximore: n o t h i n g
Tangsm: Just a moat of pure despair.
HundreydAundre: Hinge Shatter
itomeshi: Ben, try logging into WoW and taking a flight point then. It's super borked.
gualdhar: the Platonic ideal of nothing
Lord_ZYRK: "Have you seen Neverending Story?" "Oh, I see where this is going."
Seth_Erickson: @Bengineering what about that moat we filled with rats in A Plague Tale: Innocence
Cupstr: what's a bird?
BusTed: Known bird-hater.
GhostValv: jerk birds
jetpixi: flying dinosaurs
BrindleBoar: much like wolves
DeM0nFiRe: rpgJerkBird pjdBord
Pharmacistjudge: no one cares when you shoot crows or vultures
itomeshi: I've never heard birds described that way.
Tangsm: You ever offer seagulls a french fry?
BusTed: Like that one Hitchcock documentary.
jetpixi: LUL
theleerm: seabats "known birdhater"
InquisitorGaia: yall ever seen the movie Birdemic?
jetpixi: crows are smart. they remember.
ducking_mad: The crow was BBEG
ButButTheJesus: holy heck
Kramburger: Sounds like magpie season in Aus. Every summer, man
DeM0nFiRe: It is pretty creepy when you are walking down a street and there's no cars or people around and just a fuckload of crows
Sogheim: is that a hedge maze?! who are these guys?!
Pharmacistjudge: it's hedge maze time!
NoTomToLose: you mean the black flying velociraptors?
empyreon: riffHeyGuys
jonasjonIV: this area is aMAZEing
MoralBacteria: I've had a red winged black bird swoop at me unprovoked. It was cute up until it attacked
ButButTheJesus: we get flocks of geese landing outside this apartment and they get into honk fights
Sogheim: hahahaha! what the heck?!
dutchmoose: My high school had to cancel outdoor lunch a few times because of huge groups of seagulls
BusTed: "Ya gonna finish those friiies?"
Kramburger: "Nice bag of food, be a shame if something happened to it..."
ZealousCrow: Crows won't actually attack you for your food though. They're polite about it.
DarknessKingCoH: indoor recess was the shit, get yourself a little a scooty thing and a jump rope
EvilBadman: That Out going image though
62MGcobra: murder friends
Seth_Erickson: sagacious?
Seth_Erickson: what does this mean
CaptainSpam: "Ah, Mister Kennedy. Still reaching for an earpiece despite the fact this is a video link that shows your face and you clearly have no earpiece here."
teaspoonC: "nice food you got there, be a shame if some birds happened to it"
NoTomToLose: "Look at my maze, this maze is a... uh... pretty cool"
kalira77: wise iirc
eric_christian_berg: This kid has distressingly deep eye sockets.
Sogheim: gosh, Jacob was right. when you become a vampire, your taste in fashion is stuck forever
Pharmacistjudge: Umm...the girl that saved you
Cupstr: you forgot to mention at the beginning of the stream that the vampire boy you met was also a fucking pirate
predlord890: what did the rats do to you little man
Lord_ZYRK: No, Leon, the castle has a rat problem. Did you not listen to what he just said?
Pharmacistjudge: the one that saved you from Saddler
jetpixi: You're not wrong
Nigouki: didn't Ada already save us once?
NavelWarfare: Boy it's a hedge maze. I can just climb it. I WON'T, to prove my supremacy. But I can.
EvilBadman: Live forever or die trying yeayeaaaaa
Pharmacistjudge: the one you have an entire bottle cap, screaming her name?
magical_writer: Death is the ultimate esacpe.
MinniChii: Two Moons make one? Find an extra butt!
ducking_mad: Have you ever gone through a hedge that shit hurts
jetpixi: shit shit fucking hedge maze shit
ZealousCrow: We literally have a bowie knife\
jonasjonIV: I mean, he's short. the walls might only be chest high.
thraximore: ouch
NoTomToLose: good doggo
62MGcobra: that dog petted you
jetpixi: also guard dog
Rynehawk: rugged
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: not blood, jam
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out solving a maze isn't the threat here HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
Sogheim: awww that poor doggo was just hungry you should have given them the egg
GhostValv: :)
Lord_ZYRK: Who wants to go out? Who wants to go out?!
BrindleBoar: LUL
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
thraximore: LUL
the_fanerdic: YOU EFFED UP
Randoplh: LUL
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FETCH
ClankyLily: LUL
BusTed: It was I who was the dumbass!
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: LuL
CaptainSpam: You made it worrrrrrse!
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Dumori: that nat 1
itomeshi: hahahaha
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: ah yes the consequences of your actions
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ClankyLily: FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: YOU DUN GOOFED
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:03.
BrindleBoar: Ben is dying LUL
ruscobrog: An error has been made.
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Jemixene: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
Transmuted_Elf: oh nooooo
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown seabatSEAL FBtouchdown
ZealousCrow: That went well
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheOtterWhoLies: Well we know now WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
thraximore: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: I've never seen anything more earned
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: Savidan problem solving at work there 👏
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
Nigouki: FBtouchdown
Cupstr: welcome to the highlight reel ladies, gentlemen, and those who lieth betwixt
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: @TheOtterWhoLies who? who who?
HundreydAundre: Clipped to cell
Raenel1: *you deserve it* clap clap clapclapclap
jetpixi: benginOh benginNo
HundreydAundre: Even worse, sir.
teaspoonC: I hate the way the worms schlep back in when they die
Makrosian_Tae: See Adam, now THAT was hubris
circusofkirkus: pog
Sogheim: wheelerHub
thraximore: jlrrCoolgame
aussie_rob_w: That was hilarious.
thraximore: no, that was hurbis
Cupstr: hurbis
MegaDosX: Moonstone? You can evolve your Clefairy!
the_fanerdic: Mmmmm love them textures
Manae: You can't joke about even a single gun is so hard to come by for these cultists, and then wonder why it's only bullets in a chest
aussie_rob_w: “Stupid dogs- AHHHHHH”
Makrosian_Tae: When the moonstone hits your eyestone like a big pizza-piestone, that's a more!
theanthonydee: that better end up on stream highlights benginDab
the_fanerdic: Nice triple kill
BusTed: tha triple
thraximore: so polite, they waited in a queue
jetpixi: Just like Taylor Swift says..."Shake it off"
KeytarCat: ooh baby, a triple
Cupstr: running riot
GlennSeto: Apparently that fanmade texture upscale is coming along nicely.
thegitrogsquirrel: golf clap
saucemaster5000: I guess I know who not to invite to the puppy parade
fastlane250: I’ve seen worse hedge mazes.
aussie_rob_w: TMP ammo? You don’t even have a TMP!
DiscordianTokkan: He IS very short
GlennSeto: Homie got short legs, it takes him longer.
FlyAwayGimpy87: those are not doges they beasties
Tangsm: This is why you should deworm your pets.
MegaDosX: They're like displacer beasts
Sogheim: so the dogs can jump through the hedge but you can't?
thraximore: Takes him longer to cover the same distance
succulent_club: My short stature leaves me vulnerable to overwhelm.
BrindleBoar: LUL
aussie_rob_w: Oh god I hope the hubris makes the highlights this week
teaspoonC: can confirm, tall and bad at hedge mazes
jetpixi: He complained the whole time too
saucemaster5000: short people can't solve puzzles. It's too tall an order
Ferisar: maybe the fellows of the fellowship were polite
jetpixi: dwarves are natural sprinters lol
thraximore: Very dangerous over short distances
Cupstr: dwarves aren't meant for cross country though
Ferisar: and waited for their friend
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 oh U
MegaDosX: Well known documentary Lord of the Rings
Kaorti: dwarves have better cardio tho
BrindleBoar: LUL
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
qaz1291: the hubris
fastlane250: LUL
thraximore: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Cupstr: jesus the internet truly is a hivemind
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: sergeHubris
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
predlord890: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: Clap
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: YOU LOVE IT AND YOU KNOW IT!
ky0dar: pump dog
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, you have to admit it's harder to do Long Division when you're Short
jetpixi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Sogheim: dog's got iframes
qaz1291: FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: He only kept up, because the eagles were carrying him offscreen. Also the reason the eagles didn't take the ring to Mordor.
Gaytanic_Panic: SKETTI DOG
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
circusofkirkus: "Don't touchdown me, you assholes" - Adam Savidan
theleerm: FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: and then Adam getting jumped on by Ben's dog
NoTomToLose: that 'paws'?
MegaDosX: Just so long as Adam doesn't shoot Ben's dog
DiscordianTokkan: Heh, paws
Cupstr: it's a free twitch stream, we can touchdown whoever we want
NavelWarfare: Hey! 5000G
NoTomToLose: they're not gold, they're Parent Teacher Associations
Ferisar: how did he get lost :))))))))))
Sogheim: oh no we're gonna be lost in this maze for the rest of our lives!
Gaytanic_Panic: woooooooooooow
ducking_mad: If only you were taller
circusofkirkus: LUL
thraximore: Yeah that's called being lost
aussie_rob_w: LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: Leon is not tall enough
Dumori: Ahahahah we go bamboozled
thraximore: LUL
saucemaster5000: looks like you two are shorter than you thought
circusofkirkus: I'm not lost, I'm just "lost"
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Zath_: FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shurtal: FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown
Bladinus: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
quillilian: I'm not lost; my directions are absent
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
codatski: stick to the right wall it's how we short people do hedge mazes Adam
Makrosian_Tae: seabatCHOICE
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
Dumori: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: PixelBob
ComradeMik: why? you're never nice to us?
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown 2020Pajamas
Kaorti: you be nice to you first!
circusofkirkus: I didn't sign a contract
Gaytanic_Panic: Are we?
StarWarsTHX1138: <3
SmoreThanAFeelin: 2020Party 2020Pajamas
ky0dar: obligated by whomst?
Cupstr: we love you adam
ZealousCrow: Be nice to adam. He is too sweet to be mean to.
Sogheim: Adam, you're my favorite Resident Evil streamer!
gualdhar: don't we pay you so we can be mean?
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
ClankyLily: KPOPheart
ducking_mad: whoa Adam is 65% nice
StarWarsTHX1138: we love you Adam
magical_writer: Ben
kalira77: are we though?
predlord890: then start being nice to dave he just wanted to be part of somthing
Jensling: Look, it's very disorienting for Adam to suddenly play a short person TPFufun
ashesandmochi: SabaPing SabaPing
aussie_rob_w: We love you Adam. Also, FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: Graham, james, Ben
nyquister_: Never = 99% of the time?
Cupstr: he called us all funny earlier, he's nice to us
DiscordianTokkan: Adam's always nice to Chat as a whole, and just singles out people he knows/recognizes
HundreydAundre: Kay.
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's the woman from the bottlecap
Dumori: Ada
dreamyxcupcakes: Ada Wong!
jetpixi: LUL
ArrestedHouse: ada PogChamp
ky0dar: Bayon-Ada?
jetpixi: you ok Adam? LUL
ducking_mad: Anime meets matrixs
Kramburger: Your boss pays you and they're still legally obligated not to bully you, chat
aussie_rob_w: It’s Rat #2!
serramarkov: I'll always be nice to you, Adam!
shurtal: Just think, she was watching you get attacked by dogs, and lost, in the maze the entire time.
GhostValv: :)
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: Tuesdays are my Mondays and looking forward to this stream got me through the day. Thanks, Adam!
thraximore: OMFG
Rynehawk: Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada
HundreydAundre: So why can't funny things happen to the NPCs more often?
Tangsm: Yeah, idiot. Try bringing more knives to a gunfight.
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: I missed what he said, what did he say to her?
ky0dar: Leon is the worst and we love him for it
Ferisar: resident may be evil and cry
Ferisar: also devil
aussie_rob_w: Leon you asshole
ashesandmochi: leon PLEASE
MyBuddySuperfly: cool glasses
thraximore: cuz they KNEW
Mattmitchell45: Neo Tokyo Ada's glasses are About to Explode!
Cupstr: why is that a functionality of the glasses?
NoTomToLose: cool, cool glasses
ducking_mad: he only has a knife
Lord_ZYRK: It's called having manners, Adam
MegaDosX: What just happened.
Electrodyne: Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Glasses
GlennSeto: Ada reverse-ages between games, huh?
NotCainNorAbel: knives only
BusTed: She was flipping too dramatically to shoot.
thraximore: NO adam, knife ONLY
Dumori: Why she got flashbang specitcals
Gaytanic_Panic: Cool game
Dmc3628: look flash bang sun glasses should be a real thing
KeytarCat: Glasses/flashbang
MinniChii: Why is she running around in an Evening Dress!!! \
ky0dar: he's not going to shoot her. He feels love for Ada
DiscordianTokkan: They also said "Warning, about to explode"
MyBuddySuperfly: glasses be like yolo
BrindleBoar: Dumori for this exact scenario, obviously Kappa
Cupstr: what if that went off in your goddamn face on accident?
Ferisar: come on adam they wouldn't shoot each other
Lord_ZYRK: Explosions are no reason to be rude
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatSKYLADY seabatBRAIN
Ferisar: they're in love
shurtal: it costs nothing to be nice
GlennSeto: Eh, coding is boring, gotta amuse yourself.
kalira77: because they're not rude, Adam
GhostValv: you can throw knives :O
itomeshi: I'm starting to wonder if this game might be bad.
magical_writer: the knife has sentimental value
TheGreySeraphim: just use gun 5head
Haroldholmes25: definitely a horny game
ducking_mad: That's his favorite knife
Forgotten_Lizard: Look, if I was coding something like that, you can bet your dollar I'd put some stupid stuff in there
thehokeypokey: Every programmer I know would put that in
jetpixi: nap time?!
saucemaster5000: the glasses thought they'd be missed
ArkhamArchivist: the type of person that invents a flashbang sunglasses is gonna be a bit extra
Cupstr: this game is absurd
Ferisar: you think localization is responsible for that ben
aussie_rob_w: @itomeshi it aged badly, I think.
Mister_Dee: They've spent at least twenty minutes together over the course of several games. It's TRUE LOVE.
Ferisar: have you seen capcom games
HundreydAundre: Weird cameo...?
Cupstr: i need more booze
jetpixi: what
raulghoulia: Very sus
ky0dar: Right. Localisation is responsible.
rasterscan: And yet, despite all the ridiculous localization like that, this is still my favorite Leon out of the series.
HundreydAundre: Maybe the glasses were being sentient?
Makrosian_Tae: Serra? Famous 4/4 for 5?
jetpixi: WutFace
Electrodyne: She doesn't tap to attack
Arclight_Dynamo: "The Female." Yuck.
BrindleBoar: Crapture that woman!
MegaDosX: The "female"? Good lord.
ButButTheJesus: the "saaaaaaaaample"
thraximore: Her objective is obviously [INSERT HERE]
raulghoulia: gross
saucemaster5000: wow Adam have you ever considered voice work?
PerfectDarkRitual: They were very much leaning into the dialogue by this point in the series
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Makrosian_Tae: @Arclight_Dynamo It's more tolerable if you read it with a Ferengi voice
DiscordianTokkan: Dispose of him, as you Ring Fit
Makrosian_Tae: FEEEEMALE
GlennSeto: Salazar is absolutely the guy to refer to women as "feeemales".
Arclight_Dynamo: @Makrosian_Tae I legit can't do it otherwise. :D
JonnyGlitch: Hi Ben! Hi Adam! Hi Chat! Are we winning?
shurtal: "I was. You have no game, Stranger"
Dmc3628: I mean Salazar is abasolutely going to say it in that cadence
NoTomToLose: "Bit of advice, try using guns next time, Stranger"
nyquister_: "Stranger, I'm all out of knives"
Ferisar: ^
NavelWarfare: I suggest picking a funny word. Any word that makes you laugh. Replace "sample" with it and go to town
NotCainNorAbel: you didn't hear me just read that out loud to myself did you...
ButButTheJesus: smoosh all the things together
itomeshi: Rub things against other things! - Ben
HundreydAundre: Oh. That's why the steel door was locked up so ridiculously.
Raenel1: don't think any of them combine, might want to check out the revolver though
DeM0nFiRe: Adam the 1% just rubbing it in
circusofkirkus: Ol' Moneybags Savidan
aussie_rob_w: Also sell your TMP ammo. For the inventory space.
Ferisar: a millionaire in bits
Electrodyne: Goat ornament goes on the hood of Goat Car
korvys: @Bengineering Hey I made a thing for you
MegaDosX: Why else would you be doing Twitch streaming if not to become fabulously wealthy?
Electrodyne: 💎👐
circusofkirkus: LUL korvys
JonnyGlitch: "money has never been an issue" hasn't got enough for weapon upgrades
DiscordianTokkan: @korvys Gold
jetpixi: that's good @korvys LUL
Makrosian_Tae: People always ask "what are your buying" but never "how are you buying"
thraximore: korvys that's very good
BrindleBoar: LUL
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: nice
BusTed: Well done.
SmoreThanAFeelin: oh thats good
ButButTheJesus: @korvys :D
jetpixi: yeeeahhhh
jetpixi: LUL
Mattmitchell45: Le Resistance
Makrosian_Tae: @korvys you're a genius
BusTed: Ooowaahh
jetpixi: Viva La Resistance!
HundreydAundre: Or how are you buying
korvys: @Makrosian_Tae Oh no!
saucemaster5000: you hear that it sounds like a giraffe is dying over there!
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Kramburger: All white? Sounds like a AA game then
korvys: Would you believe that is not the first time i have used that meme for Adam specifically :P
aussie_rob_w: @korvys you legend
Electrodyne: Hurberus, the three-headed hound of hubris
jetpixi: what
NoTomToLose: A desert? Watch out for Ramunap Ruins
teavian: meat
jetpixi: meat dessert? meat cake?
saucemaster5000: Imagine being so confidant in your writing you chisel it in stone and frame it
Ferisar: is this gonna be a puzzle
HundreydAundre: Oh, look. A table prepped, just for you.
Tangsm: Who invited the Sphinx to give the dinner toast?
Ferisar: definitely is
Capt_clown: I just wanted a freakin happy meal damn!
jetpixi: shoot the art?
NoTomToLose: "Welp, that probably doesn't mean anything"
CaptinOfBeez: Steve we've had some complaints....
NavelWarfare: Shoot the food in order?
tiptapdrats: Meat for celebrating the day! Dessert to celebrate company! Drink to remind us that entropy is an inescapable truth, and all return to their constituent pieces in time
GlennSeto: Yeah, you can shoot the painting.
BusTed: We haven't had a good snake in a box in a while.
tiptapdrats: Bread to celebrate being alive!
Ferisar: kinda sounds like the plaques are in order
TheBearBee: Bullets on table too
thraximore: ah, horror game puzzles
Tangsm: Let's not let a thing like sense interfere with our puzzle solving.
NavelWarfare: I think bread is first
BusTed: That was a positive sound.
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eboera: Rookie Cop Leon Kennedy baby
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BusTed: It's like in Mario games.
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jetpixi: LUL
BrindleBoar: LUL
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: lets rage in the cageeee
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: No please, keep going
circusofkirkus: so smart
ANeMzero: so smart you fall into an obvious trap
Munchill: LUL
Capt_clown: here we go
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
BusTed: Cage fight!
jetpixi: Cage Match!
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: ocked in with a gyardor
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
ANeMzero: Cage match, it's hell in a cell
JonnyGlitch: Bonesaw is ready!
ducking_mad: Introducing the Human Spider
jetpixi: climb up and jump from the top!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: DECAPITATED
Forgotten_Lizard: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: or that
Makrosian_Tae: 2020Party 2020Party 2020Party
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown
Manae: daaaaamn
TheBearBee: That does smarts
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: don't lose your head Adam
Tangsm: What's smart?
BusTed: Where's your head, dude
Lord_ZYRK: So smart, very smart seabatBRAIN
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: 2020Pajamas
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: That head to hurt.
thraximore: decapitation is PogChamp
DeM0nFiRe: "You know what's smart?" *gets head chopped off* LUL
ANeMzero: Someone call The Undertaker
ClankyLily: F
jonasjonIV: that's not how yuo....get ahead
MinniChii: No need to lose your head over a boss fight
predlord890: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: When food looks nothing like F O O D
Pharmacistjudge: Leon didn't get a plaga?
Transmuted_Elf: dont get ahead of yourself
Makrosian_Tae: Never
Capt_clown: Way to get your head in the game
jetpixi: OpieOP
sydnius: Smrt
ducking_mad: BONESAWWWWWW
codatski: Let's not lose our heads okay?
itomeshi: Um.... Boshy, Sonic boss?
NoTomToLose: Is this the Savidan Guarantee?
GlennSeto: Sometimes he loses three times in a row.
JonnyGlitch: "yes dear"
Capt_clown: How about a head start?
HundreydAundre: Not this Wolver-pool again...
predlord890: dave gots you now
ANeMzero: Watch out for the Voldo cosplayer
JadedCynic: ♫Where's your head at? Wheresyourheadat - wheresyourheadAtAtAtAt♫
Dmc3628: it's you who's getting infied
JonnyGlitch: Will he blend?
HundreydAundre: Watch.
KeytarCat: Ben was blender boi earlier, I think he knows how this ends
HundreydAundre: We'll see...
Capt_clown: Shoot the lock
jetpixi: getting repeatedly stabbed, your one weakness
Clide_Vanguard: Have they not realized he's blind?
KeytarCat: Let streamers solve the puzzles
jetpixi: benginTry FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Q3 has been pretty tight
JadedCynic: that pistol is 19th Century...
NoTomToLose: "They wouldn't give me... a bug..."
Ferisar: salazar is a larper, we couldn't get any guns
Ferisar: please leon
theanthonydee: Adam Savidan never loses twice
aussie_rob_w: Cash money!
MegaDosX: Good lock, game
iris_of_ether: Crossbow bolt goes into the square hole!
JonnyGlitch: you'd think a crossbow would have higher overhead and maintenance costs than modern firearms
Makrosian_Tae: GAMEPLAY seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
thegitrogsquirrel: very good steam y'all
nyquister_: *Rolls a 1*
the_fanerdic: Sirus would like to have words with you, Adam
MegaDosX: e g g
JonnyGlitch: gripping content
BusTed: Kreygasm
JonnyGlitch: watch out YouTube
PMAvers: Oh look Adam is now a Tarkov streamer.
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Clide_Vanguard: I love this inventory not gonna lie
Ferisar: i am
Ferisar: so clean
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
tiptapdrats: Truly, the best menu in all of video games
GhostValv: PogChamp
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: Serge would be proud
Cupstr: twitch chat i can't hear youuuuuuuuu
NotCainNorAbel: we watch Trakov
ZealousCrow: Inv management is v. important
MegaDosX: I would laugh forever if someone logged into this between streams and just shuffled Adam's inventory
Capt_clown: Inventory edging
BusTed: Hell yeah SPDs all day
JadedCynic: Adam, here's the punchline - the 'Red9' pistol you shot the crossbowman with while taunting? It's a Mauser C96 - as in a design that was first released in *1896* - as in the NINETEENTH century LUL
Dergib: isn't this like the most not resident evil resident evil game? or is that 5?
aussie_rob_w: That’s 5.
jetpixi: "Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requim"
JadedCynic: he was drinking his red bull?
Makrosian_Tae: It had wangs?
MegaDosX: That's a facehugger!
ashesandmochi: it's like a centipede no thank you
Ferisar: can't wait for that to get remastered
JadedCynic: lrrEFF_HE
Dmc3628: level 3 plagas can go sentient off their host
MegaDosX: That was disturbingly close to a facehugger from Alien
aussie_rob_w: Kinda spidery
tiptapdrats: Oh g o d that's spooky
druidofspores: my internet dropped out, but I'm back baby! FBtouchdown
Clide_Vanguard: Ah yes
Gaytanic_Panic: serfYell serfYell serfYell serfYell
JadedCynic: aka "Thanks, I hate it!" lrrEFF_HE
Electrodyne: Patagia-spider-head
HundreydAundre: cuz Ben's voice said so
aussie_rob_w: @megadosx close to, you say?
jetpixi: that shield was pretty useless
Vanbael: Time to keep them flashbangs handy
aussie_rob_w: What’s missing? ;)
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: giant useless shield
BrindleBoar: Onimusha so good.
Electrodyne: Cool house
BrindleBoar: It definitely has tank controls and monsters.
circusofkirkus: Let's (loosely) spoop
aussie_rob_w: Hey!
saucemaster5000: does onimusha have a napolean child?
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: Stop! Hammer Time
theleerm: spiders included!
JadedCynic: wow, nice sneakup, guiz
ashesandmochi: that kick never gets old
MegaDosX: If this is Adam's house one day, will he have the really extra dining room with all of those notes on the wall?
Zoso_Wolf: You guys should check out Eternal Darkness Sanity’s Requiem
Pharmacistjudge: toasty!
Gaytanic_Panic: *lisp* Hey
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Ferisar: are those grenades tournament legal?
aussie_rob_w: Ben you can’t say that when the facehugger JUST showed up.
HundreydAundre: Which was that?
Electrodyne: Synchronized flame dancing
MegaDosX: Excellent falling animation, game.
thebluecosmonaut: i'm such a flail user
Kipstar: flykick the door!
Ferisar: i'm just a level one virus :((((
JadedCynic: clipping is SUCH a giveaway :)
GhostValv: show feet
JonnyGlitch: I'll laugh so hard if he hits you
HundreydAundre: That's what I thought some hour ago
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
BusTed: lrrGARBO
ComradeMik: what the hell is this show toilet nonsense?
aussie_rob_w: lrrGARBO
Makrosian_Tae: Ben, have you heard about Omori? It might be interesting to run on the show. It's an RPG that deals in emotional horror. Like, visions of monsters under the bed, and being alone, and such. It's supposed to be a real punch in the emotional gut
JonnyGlitch: that painting is trying to kill you!
Cupstr: what's a toilet?
Dergib: adam is into feet pics?
BusTed: @ComradeMik Just a weird dream that Adam had.
CaptinOfBeez: is toilet a thing?
Juliamon: ComradeMik He had a dream where Twitch Chat was demanding "show toilet"
Dumori: So that middle of the room is 100% a trap
ashesandmochi: are those just guns you can take
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JadedCynic: it's a meme
druidofspores: the terlot
JonnyGlitch: my cat is totally into feet
Dergib: it was a joke
Dmc3628: free rocket launcher
jetpixi: oh.
thraximore: Adam is a man of culture umbraUWU
ButButTheJesus: twice!
BrindleBoar: I love that they rush you with flails while there's a rocket launcher here in a fucking display case.
MegaDosX: Video game logic
thraximore: That's the DISPLAY model
Clide_Vanguard: Money or boss kill
Capt_clown: RE logic
theleerm: its america
Dmc3628: minus del lago cause
JonnyGlitch: dO ThEy?
circusofkirkus: did we lose an egg?
nyquister_: Glass cases are intended to protect the weapons
Tangsm: Those were the collectors edition bullets. You've really devalued them by taking them out of the box.
aussie_rob_w: Basically. One or two shots
Electrodyne: It's a diorama featuring major exports
ZealousCrow: We have so much rifle ammo
Draynus: All about consent!
Pharmacistjudge: in case of emergency break glass and get rocket launcher
Electrodyne: You didn't pick up the sorghum
JonnyGlitch: R.A.C.K
ky0dar: Always practice RACK
jetpixi: gotta go up the stairs like a pleb
JonnyGlitch: Risk Aware Consensual Kink
ashesandmochi: does that lamp drop anything
Capt_clown: But kink shaming is my kink LUL LUL
ky0dar: Risk Aware Consensual Kink
ruscobrog: rack gang rack gang rack gang
ClankyLily: LUL
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aussie_rob_w: No, sell the TMP! Keep the rifle ammo.
jetpixi: We're learning today
thraximore: Boneathan!
GhostValv: why not
JonnyGlitch: Don't be RASH though. Risk Aware Shit Happens
Ferisar: setting up shop right here baby
circusofkirkus: nice of the cult to build him a spot
MegaDosX: The game is telegraphing a boss /hard/
GhostValv: gotta hustle
Clide_Vanguard: I'll be lowkey impressed if he beats the game with only a handgun and shotgun.
BrindleBoar: "it had blue torches and everything, why not set up shop?"
the_fanerdic: Because VIDJA GAYM
raulghoulia: he's gotta climb over
PerfectDarkRitual: Expanding the franchise
Kramburger: No further questions, streamer
Makrosian_Tae: Ben, have you heard about Omori? It might be a hella long play, but it is a horror game of a sort
Ferisar: he's just following his userbase
SmithKurosaki: Wait, why is Xur here?
NavelWarfare: Hmmmm. Free rocket launcher, merchant, and save point
NotCainNorAbel: not the best shop location but the rent is cheap
Ferisar: he got the heat map
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
JadedCynic: "You'd be surprised what good customers those monks were - they bought all my crossbows"
erinmicah_: shotgun upgrade is reall good
SmithKurosaki: Does he have any exotics?
Capt_clown: Who do you think sold the flails and shields
NavelWarfare: I see no foreshadowing
aussie_rob_w: Oh no
PMAvers: I assume he is a cousin to the Shopkeeper from The Messenger.
BrindleBoar: the big box!
Clide_Vanguard: This is my favorite video gamey video game
shurtal: He sees you when you're creeping, he knows when you're find fish, he knows when you're gonna fight a boss, so pay him or you'll lose face
BusTed: Hahaha.
MegaDosX: Ben no.
BusTed: Ok, that was a good one.
GhostValv: :)
ClankyLily: if it's over 50ft, she's a ship
circusofkirkus: Is that all, Ben? :)
erinmicah_: better shotgun is awesome
Raenel1: now get butterfly
korvys: Gotta do "Whatta ya buyin'?"
Pharmacistjudge: no,you can't tune up the rocket launcher
ComradeMik: yeah
Clide_Vanguard: yes
JonnyGlitch: bigger inventroy!
rasterscan: Yes
theleerm: its just better!
ClankyLily: whoops wrong chat LUL
Dumori: Yes its the same but better
thehokeypokey: riot gun is worse damage
GlennSeto: Pass on the riot gun.
Capt_clown: Same ammo
Pharmacistjudge: riot gun has a wider arc it hits in, but deals less daamge
Raenel1: revolver hits so hard
shurtal: juist better shotgun
BrindleBoar: they both use shotgun ammo, but each weapon has a unique final ability
Lord_ZYRK: It's a riot 4Head
circusofkirkus: this stream is a fever dream
JonnyGlitch: aaah
ComradeMik: someone take this sound board away from ben
HundreydAundre: Dimmat, Ben...
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
ComradeMik: he's gone mad with power
Makrosian_Tae: A fever stream
aussie_rob_w: Dammit Ben
thehokeypokey: typically the move is to skip the riot gun and save for the striker
MegaDosX: Suitcase of Holding
ZealousCrow: hahahahaha
until_may: WHy have you no recorded "Whatyre buyin?"
HundreydAundre: He already sounds like Ben.
aussie_rob_w: @thehokeypokey this is appropriate for a first run though.
theleerm: yes
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Tangsm: Mary Poppins seems like the Mary Poppins of ass kicking.
Clide_Vanguard: I gave up on adam min-maxing long ago
Capt_clown: *Laughs in GTA*
MegaDosX: Gross.
Gaytanic_Panic: HE DEAD
jonasjonIV: what
ComradeMik: that'll buff out
62MGcobra: willy's not good at this
ClankyLily: nooooo
niccus: well bye
JonnyGlitch: he's ok, it's only flesh wound
Cupstr: well that's a shame
K_t_Imp000: Whelp
wargodmogis: Wow, i know nothing about thta character
Orgmastron: F
PMAvers: Plaga and zombies and assholes with wings, these are a few of my least favorite things!
ducking_mad: 1 Rat down
Electrodyne: poor french guy
Capt_clown: Spoilers!
ky0dar: you okay lady
Gaytanic_Panic: It'll buff out
quillilian: Just rub some herbs on it
Cupstr: say sike right now
the_fanerdic: Are you okay?
Kipstar: walk it off
ZealousCrow: Riot gun might be good in this case because he uses the shotgun a LOT, not just at close range.
GlennSeto: Nasty tapeworm.
ky0dar: french?
NavelWarfare: It was their dick
Makrosian_Tae: It's Ivan OOZE
thraximore: That's a big donger 0_0
korvys: It was his penis
HundreydAundre: @Bengineering Is he cool?
JonnyGlitch: he has a pulsing staff
aussie_rob_w: Hello Sadler!
jetpixi: Im gonna hear "heheh whaddya buyyyin'?" in my nightmares tonight
Kipstar: Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine
circusofkirkus: I've got some herbs that'll patch you right up
korvys: Rub some herbs on it
DiscordianTokkan: "I have some herbs if you want"
Cupstr: how tf you speak when you don't have any goddamn lungs
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
Electrodyne: Yep that "tail" disappeared under the front of his robe
DeM0nFiRe: Pain is weakness leaving the body. Also the blood and organs leaving too
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Hangedman: stuff some green in there and get back to work
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Nigouki: just hit him with that spraycan health and he'll pop right up
ky0dar: YESS
Makrosian_Tae: SNAAAAAKE
ButButTheJesus: F
Cupstr: f
iris_of_ether: F
jonasjonIV: emotion!
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
ZealousCrow: turns out he was... a researcher?
Clide_Vanguard: pronounced his name wrong till then end
Capt_clown: KHANNNNN!
ky0dar: f
ashesandmochi: sure did last a while after getting impaled
JonnyGlitch: He was too pretty to die!
Bladinus: F
Tangsm: He didn't say "sample" like it had quotes.
Pharmacistjudge: Those capsules are HUGE
PMAvers: Hey Louis. What’ya buying?
DakSomm: steal his shoes
Capt_clown: gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn
Pharmacistjudge: they are each the size of your thumb
DiscordianTokkan: Φ
JonnyGlitch: BG 13
Ferra0729: use Phoenix Down
erinmicah_: he didnt tell you how many pills to take a day
MegaDosX: Adam no.
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
Cupstr: i chose the wrong stream to get hammered for, holy crap
raulghoulia: stop reloading
ky0dar: wow.
thraximore: Is that AShley?
Pharmacistjudge: the ashley bar is back
JonnyGlitch: immersion broken, can't blow the head of Lewis's corpse
ZealousCrow: lol
El_Funko: Friends make sure friends don't come back as zombies
aussie_rob_w: I thought you didn’t want to reload the shotgun.
jetpixi: Corgo100 Corgo100 heheheh whaddya buyin?
GhostValv: FBtouchdown got there
ky0dar: LEEOONNN
KeytarCat: Can you not unload?
DakSomm: pro gamer strats betray me again
JonnyGlitch: watch as he does it 20 more times
thraximore: there she is
NavelWarfare: "I'm not gonna throw this ammo away. I'll shoot my dead partner with it!"
ZealousCrow: Lol they just left her there?
Gaytanic_Panic: HAAAAAAAALP
Pharmacistjudge: Luis is a horrible pharmacist. doens't counsel the patient on how much to take,when to take it, what the side effects are...
HundreydAundre: Rated BG: For Bengineering's Guidance
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown
ZealousCrow: Wasn't Saddler JUST here? Why did they leave her there?
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
aussie_rob_w: We’re helping!
GhostValv: Adam don't be good to yourself :)
JadedCynic: that's getting on the highlight reel :)
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Electrodyne: were we just "pownzored" as they say on the internets?
the_fanerdic: I thought you were just gonna RPG the boss
MegaDosX: Adam pls
BrindleBoar: F
jetpixi: DUDE
JonnyGlitch: HA
Lockraemono: owned
thraximore: LMFAO
iris_of_ether: ADAM
ky0dar: adam
jonasjonIV: huh
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Clide_Vanguard: ah yes use the shotgun for the rifle section
ZealousCrow: ADAM NO
Gaytanic_Panic: WOOOW
ashesandmochi: BRUH
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
NimrodXIV: woooow
JadedCynic: with a shotgun...
JonnyGlitch: Do it again!
DiscordianTokkan: orz
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ClankyLily: F
NavelWarfare: ADAM
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: "I'll save you!" - Adam, probably
thraximore: FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Bladinus: FBtouchdown
ShortRound2099: seabatBRAIN
HundreydAundre: Shameless, no?
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ky0dar: FBtouchdown
Ferisar: ah yes
Ferisar: precision weapon
jetpixi: Just a LITTLE BIT
Ferisar: shotgun
ClankyLily: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
BlindProphet32: Adam you are just the best
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: "I dunno! I thought she'd BLOCK or something!"
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: What are you? American?
abaoa_qu: :)
Cupstr: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: yeah, use shot (cluster munitions) for precision shooting
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
quillilian: elfunkChunk
ashesandmochi: PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
the_fanerdic: Try to free her again
the_fanerdic: But use the RPG.
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS FBtouchdown lrrARROW
zeldakid1999: I needed precision aiming. so I grabbed my shotgun
gualdhar: remind me, if I ever need to be rescued, check that it's not Adam rescuing me
DakSomm: "please ask if shes okay"
BrindleBoar: now, with the rocket launcher
druidofspores: if only she had covered her face with her hands
jetpixi: just do better
GlennSeto: misses twice
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ZealousCrow: jaded, yeah should've used the riot gun, fires slugs instead of shot.
JonnyGlitch: just STEP
Lord_ZYRK: Expecting Adam to be better seabatYIKES
Seth_Erickson: I'll never miss
Capt_clown: Just throw a grenade
Cupstr: what the fuck is this game
DeM0nFiRe: That is the exact opposite of getting out of there
GlennSeto: Ashley, not the time, Luis' dead body is right there.
Hangedman: tower defense
MegaDosX: You hit Ashley from here with your shotgun, should work on them
ducking_mad: Dont turn around
ZealousCrow: Riot gun has better range damage
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
jetpixi: she could try to run?
theleerm: use the new one!
NavelWarfare: You killed Ashley with it
GhostValv: :)
ButButTheJesus: YES
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: F
the_fanerdic: LUL
Clide_Vanguard: welp
ashesandmochi: NOOOO
thraximore: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: F
jetpixi: lol
ZealousCrow: New shotgun is for long range
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: seabatCHOICE
Capt_clown: LUL LUL LUL LUL
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
ComradeMik: FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: you've now wasted more ammo than you would have saved
Electrodyne: Reload, Adam
HundreydAundre: You're. Welcome...?
KeytarCat: just sell it as is...
JadedCynic: Ben, it's a shotgun - it fires a spray of pellets...over a distance it gets less effective
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: DO IT YOU COWARD
HundreydAundre: Re-wut?
jetpixi: she RAN TO IT
Pharmacistjudge: Ashley is the worst kind of DPS
Lord_ZYRK: "Hey idiots! . . . No, not you!"
Pharmacistjudge: standing in the fire
jetpixi: she went face first into the blast lol
Dmc3628: 50 DKP -
Capt_clown: Suicidal Idiot
Pharmacistjudge: and now for the ashley section!
Dmc3628: yepper
Clide_Vanguard: here we gooooooooo
thraximore: oh YEAH
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
raulghoulia: good luck have fun
MegaDosX: Well, you wanted to not have to do an escort mission
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
niccus: now when she dies, it's your fault!
Cupstr: ah yes, the best part of this game
thraximore: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: 2020Pajamas
Makrosian_Tae: Hey, player 1, do you wanna play Ashley? seabatCHOICE
ducking_mad: And the worst has begun
Electrodyne: Ashley pick up all the bullets they dropped
iris_of_ether: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
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JadedCynic: LUL Gee, that wheel of Karma sure does keep turning :D
azureHaights subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
azureHaights: So, is this the one set in Snorsh? ...wait, this isn't Resident Weagle?
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predlord890: guess i'll die
Capt_clown: Clocktower sequence
Pharmacistjudge: < in the gamecube version, this is where you can get Ashley to suplex a ganado >
JonnyGlitch: Now you get to kill Leon accidently-on-purpose
Tangsm: Finally, you're in the driver's seat! now, ditch the redundant sweater.
NavelWarfare: $20 can buy many peanuts
jetpixi: what inventory?
Cupstr: quit and que up darkest dungeon, you won't
aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge did they cut that from the remaster?
JonnyGlitch: smoke dat 'urb
Nigouki: Ashley just got some weed
Lord_ZYRK: Don't tell her dad she has that, though
Clide_Vanguard: stealth?! HA!
thehokeypokey: It sucks they took out the ashley suplex
PerfectDarkRitual: It's not a stealth section
Master_Gunner: turns out she's actually being a master of Brazilian Ju-Jitsu this entire time
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: yeet
Pharmacistjudge: @aussie_rob_w it was removed in the PS2 port, which this is based on
DakSomm: YEET
Clide_Vanguard: I've never seen her miss!
Rhynerd: A chance to tale out the guard
glyndev subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
glyndev: You never think the sub baby's going to come and then suddenly you're holding it in your arms
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KeytarCat: It's dbd!
druidofspores: I uhhhh gotta go to bed now.... O_o
JonnyGlitch: rope-a-dope
BrindleBoar: there's another lamp over there
Rynehawk: hes as dumb as a baby
jetpixi: um
DarknessKingCoH: did he just say ass blaster?
azureHaights: No, DbD has the Silent Hill crossover. Kappa
aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge lrrAWW
Capt_clown: Crank dat Soldier Boy!
Clide_Vanguard: yeet til well cooked
Rynehawk: kobe!
jetpixi: into the fireplace?
MegaDosX: Dude no-sold getting set on fire, what the fuck
the_fanerdic: Kiss him
jetpixi: it worked in Indiana Jones
aussie_rob_w: Wait, does that mean this has the bonuses that were exclusive to the PS2?
JonnyGlitch: would you die if someone threw a lamp at you?
BrindleBoar: That guy? Dead.
Rynehawk: churn the butter
iris_of_ether: Crank dat
Ferisar: my iron body is invicible\
DiscordianTokkan: Crankin' it with Ashley
Capt_clown: Work those gluts
thehokeypokey: yeah, pc version has all the unlocks available
druidofspores: crank that soulja boy
iris_of_ether: benginDab benginButt
MegaDosX: What a throw!
jetpixi: damn
azureHaights: FROM DOWNTOWN
Ferisar: better throwing arm than leon
Clide_Vanguard: from down town!
Dumori: YEET
the_fanerdic: Fucking YEETED
JonnyGlitch: 3 pointer!
Ferisar: holy shit
ButButTheJesus: YAEET
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: THRU A GRATE
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: My gurl said YEET
DiscordianTokkan: YEET
SmoreThanAFeelin: YEET
Rynehawk: jesus
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: NO MERCY
MegaDosX: She'
raulghoulia: from downtown!
PerfectDarkRitual: From downtown!
thraximore: what a throwing arm
Capt_clown: KOBE!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: She's on fire!
predlord890: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Electrodyne: gottem
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: She used those lever crankin arms to yeet it.
Rynehawk: she uncle rico'd that shit
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: she has amazing arms....can't climb a ladder.
Jemixene: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Neddy471: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PMAvers: It’s what she does. *drains a three-pointer*
MegaDosX: So if you know that's there you can get through without faffing about with the crank, neat.
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Jemixene: LUL
jetpixi: Ashley is a little color blind
raulghoulia: hey we were all 16 once...and fictional
MegaDosX: Imagine if she finds, like, an RPG or something
JonnyGlitch: CAW
Makrosian_Tae: POG
circusofkirkus: MINE?
ButButTheJesus: CAW
sydnius: Ashley loves dank
MegaDosX: Razor Ramon?
wargodmogis: CAW CAW
Makrosian_Tae: PogChamp
azureHaights: Senor Senior Sr.
Clide_Vanguard: it's fine this game knows how goofy it is, it's great.
Cupstr: wait what the fuck why are the lore people seagulls what did i miss??
HundreydAundre: Ashley: What? Wait, which wire do eye cut first!?
JonnyGlitch: MercyWing1 PogChamp MercyWing2
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Generations? How old is this guy?
ClankyLily: yeah, they specifically have served for generations?
aussie_rob_w: An extremely old butler.
JonnyGlitch: tHe SqUaRe HoLe
aussie_rob_w: Gotta be at least 90.
jetpixi: FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: where did she get a light?
JonnyGlitch: I love that girl freaking out over it
Clide_Vanguard: where did she get the flashlight?
ButButTheJesus: "no..."
Makrosian_Tae: That video is both upsetting and DEEPLY funny
JonnyGlitch: don't worry about it
predlord890: space
SmoreThanAFeelin: those boots
Tangsm: You store it in your giant boots.
JonnyGlitch: a lady never tells
ButButTheJesus: oh you know where it came from
thraximore: :I
aussie_rob_w: It was on the wall.
Capt_clown: Prison Wallet
Lord_ZYRK: Y'know, nature's pocket. . . the boots
JonnyGlitch: I thought this was on PC not Switch Kappa
AziraphalesShop: Why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Ferisar: you ever think about how your character just randomly takes shit from the house they're in
Ferisar: like oh cool a tablet at the fireplace
Ferisar: i'm ripping it out
jetpixi: Secret tunneeelll
DakSomm: this thing got games on it?
JonnyGlitch: "this random piece of carved stone is important, I must take it!"
druidofspores: through the mountain!
aussie_rob_w: Like Agent 47. Just filling your pockets with stuff.
JonnyGlitch: Doritos?
Clide_Vanguard: rub the walls with your body
JonnyGlitch: Wolfenstein 3D it and hu8mp the walls
Capt_clown: Soft lock FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
druidofspores: whoa
Clide_Vanguard: video game solutions are great
thegitrogsquirrel: just start the game over
korvys: Looks like tile from a sliding block puzzle
Makrosian_Tae: Did you check the vending machine?
PMAvers: Adam: “Or course there is.” *hits the end stream button*
Makrosian_Tae: There may be a key
CyberColossus: P9G
circusofkirkus: Secret switch!
jetpixi: she's over it
circusofkirkus: she's got places to be
JonnyGlitch: she ain't playin'
thraximore: It's been a long day ok
Ferisar: salazar in the dracula school of storing his money
BrindleBoar: LUL
NavelWarfare: fuuuuuuuuuuu
jetpixi: these fuckin puzzles
thraximore: wheelerKappa
Capt_clown: puzzle time
thehokeypokey: just rotate around the center
ducking_mad: FORCE IT
ducking_mad: BLUNT FORCE
JonnyGlitch: "ha it's a fake sword!" *proceeds to get beaten to death with a 4 foot piece of metal*
Capt_clown: don't forget to rotate the pieces
JonnyGlitch: I hate these types of games
62MGcobra: nope goes the other way
JonnyGlitch: I find them not challenging but tedious
circusofkirkus: go left?
Capt_clown: it's upside down
JadedCynic: those pieces are oriented fine, they just need to change position
iris_of_ether: I eventually learned the rotation tricks for it
PMAvers: Six hours later...
aussie_rob_w: You can brute force these, right?
thehokeypokey: I love this puzzle because it starts in a place that is both extremely easy to solve and easy to mess up
Blue_Anteater: Slider puzzles are all over the place in early Nancy Drew games, and I hate them with a fiery passion
Dergib: these puzzles suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
wargodmogis: I believe in you
Capt_clown: Ages 4 - 10
Makrosian_Tae: Rotate in 4-block chunks
korvys: The trick to these is to get a side of 3, then do the other 5
druidofspores: you got this!
thehokeypokey: all you had to do was rotate the pieces clock wise around the center a couple times
Electrodyne: Move in circles
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown sergeJustRight
Bladinus: oh.. I suck at these puzzles too... :/
Clide_Vanguard: "I know what will slow them down!....... this awful puzzle!"
jetpixi: The True Boss of the game
PerfectDarkRitual: @thehokeypokey Yeah, this puzzle pissed me off when I finally solved it because of that.
KeytarCat: I've always hated these puzzles...
iris_of_ether: You can sort-of do a figure 8 to swap the rotation of 2 pieces, I think
Capt_clown: Try rotating it
sydnius: GAMING
Makrosian_Tae: @Capt_clown I'm pretty sure that isn't a function available to the player
62MGcobra: unfuck this puzzle
iris_of_ether: Yes! Now just don't touch the top row :)
JadedCynic: going row by row, left to right it's 1,2,3 then 4,5,6 and 7,8,9 right? we want to get 1 2 and 3, then it's just a two row puzzle, then you do 4 & 6,
Haroldholmes25: getting there
the_fanerdic: Its such good s#*!
theleerm: cool game!
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: the fun part is - it's easier to do it, thinking a couple of moves ahead
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jetpixi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Fattness132: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: Seis cientos secenta y siete horas despues...
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Bladinus: FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
thegitrogsquirrel: PowerUpL FBtouchdown PowerUpR
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
druidofspores: FBtouchdown DoritosChip FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ferisar: FBtouchdown
Nigouki: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Golldum: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ThirdGames: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdownFBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Xenovita: FBBlock
gawag_: FBtouchdown
Cupstr: FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: I no have that emote
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
druidofspores: DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip
aussie_rob_w: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: Bout time
Xenovita: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
qaz1291: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: FBtouchdown
Clide_Vanguard: FBtouchdown
ruscobrog: FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: yeah, adam, that's why I said "the fun part is..."
circusofkirkus: Adam barely thinks about the present move, let alone the future
aussie_rob_w: @jonnyglitch FBtouchdown ?
Cupstr: what are you talking about, you play street fighter, you always think ahead
wargodmogis: Adam, didn't you just say the opposite earlier today?
druidofspores: MercyWing1 FBtouchdown MercyWing2
zeldakid1999: 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party
JonnyGlitch: @aussie_rob_w jonnyg6Captain
NotCainNorAbel: PrideWingL FBtouchdown PrideWingR
Lord_ZYRK: Tried your best, bless your heart
Electrodyne: Cheer50 ⚽ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL ⚽
theleerm: 2020Pajamas 2020Pajamas
Capt_clown: I'm teasing, You legit rocked it!
jetpixi: goat?
Clide_Vanguard: it's rumble time
saucemaster5000: we can time you next time that'd be fun
Haroldholmes25: where's the rest of the bangles
JadedCynic: but good job with that one! ironically 4x4 puzzles are a little easier to do since there's more room
jonasjonIV: its a tarp!
Tangsm: There was a butt in that chest.
jetpixi: i knew that was gonna happen lol
Ferisar: the virus possesses the armor too!
Dumori: You got that sword GRATZ
JonnyGlitch: nice dodge
Ferisar: who would have known!
Rhynerd: Dude hiding in the armor?
Gaytanic_Panic: Dyin' Squirtle
thraximore: nice QTE streamer
Clide_Vanguard: he just wants to AXE you a question
CARZYAUTUMN: we want gaint vampire ladies. not a small guy who things he's Napoleon
Pharmacistjudge: honestly game, you had to give an underwear shot?
KeytarCat: that was a shot
InquisitorGaia: i like that it just turns to dust
jetpixi: LUL
druidofspores: seems random
jetpixi: good job hiding dude
JonnyGlitch: nope
thraximore: lol no it was not
HundreydAundre: I KNEW IT!
Neddy471: @Pharmacistjudge Japan's gotta Japan.
jetpixi: Da Bois
Ferisar: lead them to the stairs
HundreydAundre: i FOUR-TOLD IT!
ButButTheJesus: daaaa bois
wargodmogis: My milkshakes!
Makrosian_Tae: @Pharmacistjudge I'm right there with you
korvys: Jon De Bois?
ATrophonian: Get Turnt!
Capt_clown: Leg it!
Ferisar: the boys can't do anything against stairs
JadedCynic: Day-as
druidofspores: Quick! Deploy the bulba!
ashesandmochi: meanwhile leon's just taking a nap probably
InquisitorGaia: she learned how to use a ladder adam!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
Pteraspidomorphi: What a thrill
Makrosian_Tae: @Ferisar I know that reference! Stairs is the police force of Raccoon City, right?
circusofkirkus: wait, how did she get up the ladder?!?!
jetpixi: hell yeah money. that's what she needs.
KeytarCat: Japanese video games have a tendency toward casual sexualieation, and I don't have to like it
jetpixi: she managed it this time
PerfectDarkRitual: waiting patiently
ashesandmochi: sight-seeing
Tangsm: He's probably sharpening his knife.
BrindleBoar: he's enjoying his ten minutes of no-Ashley-time
thraximore: Literally was just standing there
JonnyGlitch: Now Kiss!
Cupstr: i am now officially too drunk to play metal gear so im just gonna lay in bed, vibe, and listen to you two play this game
Ferisar: @Makrosian_Tae unfortunately no
Makrosian_Tae: NotLikeThis
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:57 PM
Pharmacistjudge: I want Ashley to go to merchant and just buy a grenade launcher
thraximore: Good timing
Pharmacistjudge: she has money now
Nigouki: awww
MegaDosX: "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl." - Ashley, probably
Ferisar: lbr if leon got that puzzle he'd just scratch his head
JadedCynic: "Oh MONEY - yeah found a pile - I thought you asked about RED HERBS, Leon."
Electrodyne: Ashley has an orange mystery-solving sweater like some kind of Velma wannabe
korvys: How did you get a phone!
KeytarCat: those herbs are upside down
Ferisar: ??? salazar why are you on this frequency
Lord_ZYRK: You know you could move that green grenade up top so all the blue ones are on the same line
JonnyGlitch: Wait my sub renewed yesterday and there is no button!
NotCainNorAbel: i love that this is the idea how video phones would work in the future
MegaDosX: What even is this conversation.
jetpixi: is writing class in college?
Capt_clown: Does the lollipop guild know what you're up to?
Haroldholmes25: what is this dialogue
MegaDosX: God the writing in these games is such garbage
predlord890: na ill just stap you with myknife
druidofspores: like...what?
Clide_Vanguard: don't worry a later one makes up for that one
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitch: clip it!
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Mister_Hush: Video games!
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lord_ZYRK: English isn't his first language. Cut him some slack.
Seth_Erickson: nothing of value was gained
Capt_clown: Trapped in a metaphor
JonnyGlitch: This is horror game dialogue in a nutshell
JadedCynic: @Electrodyne it's sleeveless, that probably removes the sweater's mystery solving capabilities
teaspoonC: but then we would miss out on that killer writing
MegaDosX: I mean, you did literally just save
Kipstar: he's probably bored and wanted someone to talk to
quillilian: did the game just describe it's future self as a first class script?
Electrodyne: @jadedcynic Ah, yeah good call
Ferisar: capcom writing is a beautiful gift
thehokeypokey: The dialogue in this game is a perfect masterpiece
Neddy471: Okay: What part of "LITTLE PERSON NAPOLEON PLAGUE MASTER" isn't being understood? Because... that seems pretty definitive about the level of effort in this game.
KeytarCat: There's a whole genre of J-pop that is designed around the sound of the words before the meaning. They end up all nonsense but lots of fun!
JonnyGlitch: Adam you made me yawn!
calculated_uncertainties subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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Hangedman: yeh yeh'
markaci: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
riderofbrohaan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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druidofspores: i dig this music
tipulsar85 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
tipulsar85: Can we get a DC check on the enemies?
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iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
ducking_mad: Good night people
Cupstr: @KeytarCat isn't that just scatting?
Makrosian_Tae: RIDERS OF BROHAN!!
KeytarCat: kinda, but they use real words
jetpixi: LUL Riders of Brohan
druidofspores: oh hell yeah
Raenel1: save music sound like Dark souls title music
Ivalenz_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (17:58 from now).
MegaDosX: "And that's the final LoadingReadyRun stream. Ever. Bye everyone!" - Adam, probably
theleerm: (.)(.)
Cupstr: glad i inspired ben to grab a beer this stream
JonnyGlitch: Thanks for the show Adam and Ben! Thanks for the company chat!
MegaDosX: Jackbox hype!
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
lemmel: jlrrCoolgame FBtouchdown
NimrodXIV: jlrrCoolgame
markaci: jlrrCoolgame
druidofspores: jackpont?
Makrosian_Tae: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
A_Dub888: benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog
Raenel1: thanks for the stream!
jetpixi: a...what
the_fanerdic: Thanks for the funny stream Ben and Adam! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: A lil' Thruster
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
serramarkov: Hope Graham's feeling better.
MegaDosX: Neat
Lord_ZYRK: Join Ian for a good thrusting PogChamp
MegaDosX: Who's one blue Oops All Counterspells? :p
Capt_clown: Sequel to a thighmaster?
MegaDosX: Who's on*
Ivalenz_: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
SnowbirdMike: terrific episode guys, Thank you.
jetpixi: oh i need to get back into Outer Worlds
aussie_rob_w: Thanks for the awesome stream guys!
druidofspores: livin your life
Lord_ZYRK: Ben is playing whatever the hell he wants, and there's nothing you can do to stop him
Ferisar: path of exile streamer?
the_fanerdic: You play what you want Adam! Don't listen to the haters
RayFK: I just gave a dragon an eye back in ffxiv
RayFK: was weird
ButButTheJesus: same adam
jetpixi: yeah there's a whole thing about eyes
niccus: slam all the gcds at once
Makrosian_Tae: Big same
Cupstr: imagine having a brain
Cupstr: i can't relate
iris_of_ether: That expansion is solid, @RayFK
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
quillilian: *writes down description that of myself*
JonnyGlitch: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
DiscordianTokkan: People are allowed to play more than one game for fun
jetpixi: LUL
MinniChii: sweet dreams\
aussie_rob_w: I’m like that, but longer term. I was deep into Rocket League, now I’m deep into Hitman 2
SnowbirdMike: Gnite
Electrodyne: Adam's brain has two wrinkles for two games
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeee
serramarkov: G'night!!!
Capt_clown: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ashesandmochi: SabaPing
JadedCynic: o/
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeee
druidofspores: later gators!
aussie_rob_w: G’night everything!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, Ben, Adam and Chat!
ButButTheJesus: byeeee
Electrodyne: Good night awesome streamers and internet friends
BirdSorcerer: night. go get that maven girl an orb
beetboxben: xqcL