Let's NOPE || Tiny vampire boy in capris pants

 Spacepup: Who's ready for a lets nope? I hope Ben's feeling better.
 ky0dar: Oi'll boi it for a hoi proice
 TehAmelie: i'll buy it for a dollar
  Juliamon: I'm ready for Adam to witness all the glorious corn and ham this game has to offer
 Spacepup: I can't wait for stream highlights. I think he's gonna be on it a lot.
 TehAmelie: i hope Ben's better but i also hope Graham joins in again anyway. it is always a pleasure to see him get into the Resident Evils
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This game? Corny? never
 TehAmelie: does the line "you were almost a cornbread sandwich" come up at any point?
 TehAmelie: and if not how can we fix it?
  Juliamon: I can think of at least four distinct clips I'm hoping make the cut
 ky0dar: Where did everybody go? Bingo?
 JonTheGoose: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 4) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (8m from now).
  Juliamon: Last-minute prep?
  Juliamon: I'm just playing Minecraft and digesting pizza
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm playing through control, In order to not spoil myself next week
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 ButButTheJesus: Hewwo? Is dere some weawy big spoops coming up? 
 GapFiller:    WE ARE LIVE
 TheWriterAleph:   
 GapFiller: again
ClankyLily: 
 SmithKurosaki: greetings!
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 ky0dar:   
 Loonatic93: Help! My cat has taken me hostage! She has jumped onto my chest and won't let me leave until she receives a certain amount of cuddling!!!!!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> You idiots never told me Resident Evil 4 had a tiny Vampire boy in capris pants. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1361842903257997319
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 Roger_Job329: Spoop time!!!!!
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 Dmc3628: SALAD BAR
 ky0dar: i was rewatching road quest. these are some good boys, bront.
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 Bengineering: 
 ButButTheJesus: @Loonatic93 do an cuddle!
Lord_ZYRK:  is  again?!
 Spacepup: Guys! Guys! I think this intro is haunted!
 ky0dar: i see, Ben. good point, well made
 ButButTheJesus: AH SNEK
 Loonatic93: @ButButTheJesus Looks like I have no other choice.
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 ladylinzington: @Spacepup the intro has been dead for 10 years....
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 vermilionmana: hi all
 ButButTheJesus: @YawnLance HAPP BIRF
 Spacepup: @ladylinzington BUT THE WHO WAS ONLINE GOING
 Vanbael: just in time, just made dinner
 Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday @YawnLance
 SmoreThanAFeelin: Lets goooo
 BusTed: Hey all.
 Dish_KP: Harp Borf Yawn!
 ButButTheJesus: @Spacepup john was going. and then john was a zombie.
 YawnLance: Thanks friends 
 Makrosian_Tae: Happy cake day Yawnlance
 until_may: we're hereeeeeeeeee
  Juliamon: Happy bday Yawnlance!
 mnemonicman:  
 SmoreThanAFeelin: Happy Birthday Yawnlance!
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 YawnLance: Y'all are too sweet 
 MegaDosX: What kind of cake do you have @YawnLance ?
 SmithKurosaki: happy bday yawnlance. hope this next rotation is great 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
 circusofkirkus:  
 theleerm: happy b-day yawnlance!
 Spacepup: Hello?
 BusTed: 
LessIsMorii: Yoooooo, let's get that cheesy video game diallooooooogue! 
 YawnLance: @MegaDosX Toblerone cheesecake 
 RandomTrivia: \o/
 mnemonicman: 
 theleerm:  
 MegaDosX:   
 Spacepup: Woo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Nigouki: hallo 
 ButButTheJesus: 
zeldakid1999: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
ArrestedHouse: 
 YawnLance: Oh no
 MaverickArtist:    
Haroldholmes25: 
 Roger_Job329:  
 Spacepup: Hawk?
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 ladylinzington:    
 BusTed: awk
 Makrosian_Tae: Who did the original voice for Spoopifer?
 ducking_mad:   
 DiscordianTokkan: \[T]/ Praise the Sun?
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 TheWriterAleph:    
 empyreon:   
 Vcskyline: banger alert!
 ButButTheJesus: gdi ben
 MegaDosX: @YawnLance That sounds awesome, hope you enjoy it
 korvys: You put BREATHING on your soundboard!?
 circusofkirkus: DJ SAVIDAN
 ky0dar: woo
 TheWriterAleph: jesus christ benjamin.
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 ChrisTheLemming: It's nopin' time!
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 Mr_Horrible: I think we need to take the soundboard away from Ben
Lord_ZYRK: B A N G A R A N G
 ky0dar: awk
nyquister_: "Everybody in the club gett'in tipsy"
 until_may: I cant wait until you are all back in the office and we get Adams first were hereeeeeeeeee
 wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone 
 Makrosian_Tae: DROP THE BEAT
 Mr_Horrible: he's gone mad with power
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 Spacepup: Woo definitely is a keeper.
 ButButTheJesus: 
 circusofkirkus: can we get a live venga bus remix?
Fattness132: reminds me of that video with Macho Man Randy Savage with no words just him breathing in 
zeldakid1999: Woo is pretty good
GlennSeto: That's the stream today.
CaptinOfBeez: need a whole ben keyboard
 MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
 Lord_ZYRK: Holy cannoli thanks Dog_of_Myth 
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 SmoreThanAFeelin: its great
 Mr_Horrible: I'm so upset at how well that actually hangs together 
 Lord_ZYRK: That video is too good for this world
BirdSorcerer: let the casio goodtimes roll
Laserbeaks_Fury: ASNO
 korvys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvjy20TADNw
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 Lord_ZYRK: Ben has outsourced his pogging
 Vcskyline: woo hoo I almost never get to watch live!
 xantos69: Somebody give this the "Carrot Carrot Milk" Treatment.
 YawnLance: He's never getting that out of his system
 MegaDosX: We'll be here a while if you want to wait for him to get it out of his system 
 YawnLance: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrypticProductiveTireBudBlast-DSv5PKpQg24mftWa
 Mr_Horrible: Narrator: "It never left his system."
CaptinOfBeez: wait until the peak spoopy moment.... awk!
 Makrosian_Tae: "I'll be good, I swear. Meant anyone NEVER
  RayFK: Jesus christ
 ButButTheJesus: 
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  RayFK: What the fuck
GlennSeto: Now THIS is pog-racing...
 circusofkirkus: POGpogPOGpogPOGpogPOG
Fattness132: woo
 TehAmelie: hello beardsmen
 Seth_Erickson: 
 YawnLance: Jordan help
 ky0dar: youre all mad
LessIsMorii: My brain is melting already
  RayFK: I can't Yawn
  RayFK: I have no pwoer
 ButButTheJesus: POG
 YawnLance:     
 EvilBadman: Hahaha, GARY
 Mr_Horrible: Ben is going to recreate the score of Les Mis with different Pogs
 circusofkirkus: 
LessIsMorii: Halp
 ky0dar: woo
  RayFK: Brave man taking a sip of coffee there
Haroldholmes25: 
 MegaDosX: Good lord
 theleerm: POG
CaptinOfBeez: this is the best
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 NightValien28: omg
 theleerm: 
BirdSorcerer: game over. we're not needed here champs
 Halvhir: We're RIGHT HERE
 TheWriterAleph: graaAAAHAM! we need an adult in studio B!
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doubledbear: Got 'em
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it roll up the rim time?
 Mr_Horrible: Also yeah, Adam tempting fate with that sip
 enki1256: 
 Lord_ZYRK: Oh Poooog dude
 ButButTheJesus: !ADULT
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 Makrosian_Tae: Good show
  RayFK: Pog
 SmithKurosaki: so, pog Bengal mix when?
GlennSeto: So is the lizard gonna be the permanent solution?
 SmithKurosaki: venga*
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 YawnLance: You done buddy? You good?
 fastlane250: I missed this level of soundboard insanity from DB this year
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 floataway3: Oh good, Ben has obseleted twitch chat! We can pack it up, they don't need us anymore.
 sydnius: 
 MegaDosX: Oh no.
 RandomTrivia: It's a thing of beauty
 fastlane250: *last year
CaptinOfBeez:     
 markaci:  
 RandomTrivia:   
 circusofkirkus: record: Go Left
 ButButTheJesus: HALP
 gawag_: I lean away from the mike to breathe in
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 YawnLance: Chat, we can leave. Ben has replaced us.
 MegaDosX: I repeat, #BenHasTooMuchPower
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alexia, set a timer for 5 minutes
 TheWriterAleph:   
 EvilBadman: Great joke, audio engineer
 Tangsm: "This is a mistake" should definitely be a sample.
 Lord_ZYRK: Welcome to Let's Nope where we learn the horrors of technology
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Nigouki: no mistake here, this is exactly what people tune in for
 ky0dar: the adam is broken
 Dog_of_Myth: DJ Ben in the HOUSE!!!
  RayFK: No Resident Evil is going to be played tonight
LessIsMorii: Now that I know Adam's developing a mullet, I notice it whenever he turns his head 
  RayFK: It's just this
 kumatsu: Needs the sound of Adam blowing air out his nose
 RandomTrivia: Ben has recorded the purest essence of Chat.
 Spacepup: Is "Ben with Soundboard" the most powerful LRR player?
KeytarCat: I feel weird coming into this conversation over a comercial
 Makrosian_Tae: DJ Ben IN DA HOOOOUSE
  RayFK: For like 3 goddamn hours
CaptinOfBeez: I want Bens next LP
 YawnLance: !cw
  LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
 Questhere: Ben has made chat redundant
 Mr_Horrible: we haven't even heard from Leon yet and I'm already broken
 aussie_rob_w: Adam’s already ded of laughing
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Adam laughing so hard he just silently convulses until he cries, that’s my happy plce
 MegaDosX: With all of the subtlety of Ben's soundboard antics
 Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
 MegaDosX: Thanks for proving my point Ben 
 gualdhar: ITS MAH SPOOPY BOIZ!
GlennSeto: We might get a few jokes at the expense of a short person today, but that should be it.
LessIsMorii: Benjamin, please
KeytarCat: If you have triggers, they may come up!
thefightnerd: RE4 is why i bought a wii. it was all downhill after that.
 Tangsm: Ben very excited about pulling teeth.
 YawnLance: Civility 
  RayFK: I think if anyone leaves tonight it's because of Ben rather than content.
 RandomTrivia:    
 Catcard: thanks bud
CaptinOfBeez: Thanks mods!
Kibbik: 
 YawnLance:    
 Lord_ZYRK: Even Seamods 
 EvilBadman: Waiting for ben to record an audible ""
LessIsMorii: Oh cool, ASMR hell
CaptinOfBeez:     
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #16: "*James* plays Minecraft. How hard can it be?" —Adam [2015-02-17]
 CaptainSpam: *FSSSHhhhh...* Yeahyeay!
   Anubis169: meow? someone call for a mod?
GlennSeto: @thefightnerd The Wii had some good stuff, but if RE4 was the motivation, there was probably only Prime Trilogy to top that.
 Mr_Horrible: EvilBadman I'm just gonna start hearing the "Woo" whenever I see 
 RandomTrivia: Oh hai there Anubis
LessIsMorii: Graham was helpful, and the girl jumped into dumpsters
 korvys: !quote vampire
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 korvys: !findquote vampire
  LRRbot: Quote #4400: "Fuck this fedora vampire" —Ben [2017-10-13]
 ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 
 plummeting_sloth: we found out the big bad was the Berries and Cream guy from the Skittles commercials
 Lord_ZYRK: Anubis169 Adam was just appreciating you live on stream
KeytarCat: "sidekick"
Fattness132: Suplexed some cultists, met a small man with monster bodyguards and Leon is confirmed a Himbo
 Mr_Horrible: How many short jokes has Leon fired off so far?
 DoctorAddams: Ah yeah, I got my backseating pants on
 aussie_rob_w: “Die, you worm!”
NoTomToLose: Better than getting pathed behind every pillar
 Tangsm: She has a sweater over her sweater. How many sweaters does she need?
 MegaDosX: Don't stand so close to me
 gawag_: wasn't that a disney film
  ritchards: All The President's Daughter
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 kumatsu: She's leaning in like "you gonna finish those fries?"
 floataway3: *SNIFF* Leon... You smell good...
 EvilBadman: Wait, the AMERICAN president's daughter???
 TehAmelie: that is one close-stander
NoTomToLose: She's doing ASMR
 gawag_: my date with the presidenta daughter?
 fastlane250: why does it look like the end of the gun stock is 
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KeytarCat: *fist pump*
 korvys: "hey little girl let me whisper in your ear"
 plummeting_sloth: Ashley, Back Smeller
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Orgmastron: Yes EvilBadman
 Tangsm: If you have eggs you're never low on ammo.
KeytarCat: Tama-kun
 korvys: Wait
 plummeting_sloth: oh RIGHT, Graham spelled Ben last time
 Nigouki: it's a broomhandle mauser
 MegaDosX: It fires 33% more bullet, per bullet!
   Anubis169: Adam, do you have a permit for that blatant appreciation you just gave us? 
 korvys: "Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear"
 korvys: There
 TehAmelie: you can just see how Leon feels the actual heat of her body in his elbows
 DoctorAddams: Like Judge Dredd
Cupstr: Like Rick from the walking dead
 MegaDosX: Say the line, Bart!
 ducking_mad: I want it to be natural
 EvilBadman: "Hey Bart, remember that time I was on 3-2-1 Contact?"
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It took until this moment for my brain to tap me on the shoulder and go "Hey, you know Ben and Graham are different people."
KeytarCat: I'm funny, but not like that!
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5432: "When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying." —Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
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 RandomTrivia: oh no
 TehAmelie: i mean, it's nice if you have someone in your life to be that close to, but i don't feel these kids have earned this intimacy
 TheWriterAleph: !quote simpsons
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  ritchards: this is gonna be a LONG stream...
 ky0dar: BEN
 ButButTheJesus: *Homer, with a mouthful of food* "Howey Guacamowey!"
CaptinOfBeez: I dont know whats a real ben and whats sampled anymore
 ky0dar: BEN!
 RandomTrivia: @CaptinOfBeez And we will never know again...
 CaptainSpam: Is it Ben, or is it Memorex?
 Makrosian_Tae: Happy birthday!
Haroldholmes25: Ben has finally found out how to automate streaming
 Dog_of_Myth: 
GlennSeto: Apropos of nothing, I just watched a Bob's Burgers episode that was all about Gene's keyboard.
KeytarCat: @CaptinOfBeez constantly being sampled
 EvilBadman: in before ben records "Thanks [occupant] for your [length] subscription"
 DoctorAddams: Ho ho ho, meeeerry YawnLance
  RayFK: Jesus Ben
 Lord_ZYRK: Not when I'm watching my bank account slowly drain month by month   
 wynternyghtynggale: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:11.
 Kramburger: Pretty sure I've gifted most subs to Adam's mods at this point
 Mr_Horrible: when do we cut to Ben's cam to find out literally all of this has been a pre-recorded bit on his soundboard?
 YawnLance: If this is what he does here, I'm scared for what I'll have to deal with on his homestream
 EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible Never
 Mr_Horrible: YawnLance we're all in danger 
Fattness132: Salazar
GlennSeto: Salazar
 EvilBadman: Louis Vattone
 SquareDotCube: Bro
 circusofkirkus: Napoleon looking motherfucker
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 TehAmelie: so we're looking for the silhouette of a chimaera
 MWGNZ: Ashley can carry it for us
NoTomToLose: Fauntleroy
 Tangsm: Just put that manticore in your pocket next to your eggs.
 plummeting_sloth: oh right, we fault friggen catapults
toomanybears: no pottery is safe
 Mr_Horrible: Leon "Suplex City PD" Kennedy
Mashamino: ahh, suplexing is my favorite strat in this game
 Dmc3628: Leon the Precursor to brock Lesnar
 CaptainSpam: Your investment strategy has failed, game!
 chaostreader: I think there was something on a chair back there.
 TehAmelie: there's a question, where can you put a manticore on your body that it will not just eat?
 circusofkirkus: "sample"
 Tangsm: Scare quotes. Scary game.
 circusofkirkus: like an audio "sample"
LessIsMorii: It feels like these notes... come just AFTER an event happened?
 CaptainSpam: "Sampo"
GlennSeto: So... Leon is in RE6, right? Was the game just as over the top or too self-serious?
 TheWriterAleph: is the sample blood...?
CaptinOfBeez: they stole bens sample!
 fastlane250: our "sample" 
Kerrisis: Why is this bolted to The wall?
 EvilBadman: Isn't Ashley the sample? I forget the deep lore here
 CaptainSpam: @GlennSeto RE6 was... well, it just was.
   Anubis169: lol
 TheWriterAleph: a fake mustache. upside-down
CaptinOfBeez: the old costco lunch circuit
 Dmc3628: Man Fellating Giraffe was an experience
 circusofkirkus: dick key dick key
 Tangsm: "My twin was just here and said I should try your samples."
 TehAmelie: to answer this question you can see Graham play all of RE6 way back in the youtube archives (and it's hilarious)
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's primary source of chicken skewers
 Dmc3628: the only thing we remember from it is the wrstling moves
MyBuddySuperfly: normal thing to have around
 plummeting_sloth: ah, nose-gated
   Anubis169: This key has a key in it!
 BusTed: I'm going to need to try the cherry version to get the full spectrum of flavor.
 DiscordianTokkan: The key was his dick, somehow
   Anubis169: Bless you! 
 plummeting_sloth: they're great for steaming clothes
 EvilBadman: To quote the Simpsons, "Fire indeed hot"
GlennSeto: Bless ya!
 DoctorAddams: peener key
CaptinOfBeez: addendem to adams puzzle mansion
 MegaDosX: Will it be close to the attic phone?
zeldakid1999: Bless you
LessIsMorii: Aw, Ashley's (mildly) hurting
 HundreydAundre: Ben Djnn bee back!
   Anubis169: Twice! 
KeytarCat: Just the laughing
 CaptainSpam: Ben samples Let's Nope. Not taking samples FROM Let's Nope, no, but rather...
 BusTed: ben pls
 ButButTheJesus: BEN
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh ben
 circusofkirkus: OH MY GOD
 MegaDosX: Ben no.
 HundreydAundre: What?
CaptinOfBeez: WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE???
  RayFK: FUCKING HELL BEN
   Anubis169: bahahahaha
 HundreydAundre: Uh time loop'd?
 NightValien28: benjamin please
 wynternyghtynggale: Ben "Samples" let's nope
 Dog_of_Myth: Tonight is going to be great isn't!
 HundreydAundre: Whats the heel...!?
 xantos69: Ben I love you so much. You are my personal hero.
 aussie_rob_w: 
LessIsMorii: Ben's energy VS Graham's energy... wowzers
Cupstr: I think I’m having a stroke
 RandomTrivia: Ben pls
 Nigouki: time for a collective aneurysm
 NotCainNorAbel: There was a skit about that.
 NightValien28: I refreshed I thought twitch glitched out with double audio
CaptinOfBeez: can ben see chat?
 EvilBadman: Ben just recording his laugh is a good goof as well
 MaverickArtist: which one is the real Ben?
 TheWriterAleph: Ben, just record yourself saying "Hm. Oh? Wow. Oh, that sucks. Cool!" and play it on a loop. You can just leave
 gawag_: I feel like I'm living in a Simulation
MyBuddySuperfly: room service!
 BjjBrain: 
 HundreydAundre: NO. STAUPH BEN. SET US FREE.
  RayFK: I just won't trust Ben ever if I hear him repeat anything.
nyquister_: For Whom the Bell tolls? Fucking no-one
KeytarCat: The trick is to record the first minute, then hit the button in the middle of a sentence
  RayFK: Anything that is repeated by Ben is just a soundclip
   Anubis169: dinged your last dong
 MegaDosX: Ominous.
 Makrosian_Tae: Ding the right dong
   Anubis169: lol
 CaptainSpam: Leon. Pls.
 Dog_of_Myth: haha
 HundreydAundre: euuuuwhoa
ashesandmochi: oh EYES
 Dmc3628: Hi Garador
 circusofkirkus: is he wolverine?
 wargodmogis: Should you maybe put Ashely away?
   Anubis169: you die?
 TheWriterAleph: it's medieval wolverine!!
LessIsMorii: Fuckin' VEGA with those claws
 DiscordianTokkan: Aw heck, it's wolverine
 HundreydAundre: Freakin' Weapon 11 and a HALF!
 MegaDosX: Ben pls
 RandomTrivia: Ben no!
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 wargodmogis: GDI Ben
 NightValien28: BEN
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
LessIsMorii: "Just dong it" - Ben 2021
 Dog_of_Myth: Just Dong it
 RandomTrivia: Don't abuse that power or it will corrupt you!
 BusTed: We found the Simpsons reference.
 HundreydAundre: Also known as: Deadpool's lamer Wolverrine knock-off!!
LessIsMorii: Ashleeeeeeeey D:
   Anubis169: I think you have to [REDACTED] 
MyBuddySuperfly:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Do you have to shoot the thing on his back?
 ducking_mad: they guy activated his ninja powers
Haroldholmes25: 
 EvilBadman: DiscordianTokkan Yep
 circusofkirkus: 
 ky0dar: dammit ben
KeytarCat: 
 TheWriterAleph: Let's Nope: Stuck in Infinite Loops
 MegaDosX: Ben: you need to be stopped.
 MWGNZ: 
 theleerm: 
zeldakid1999: 
 Makrosian_Tae:   
ashesandmochi:  
ArrestedHouse: 
CaptinOfBeez: are there any good SCP games for yall to play?
 HundreydAundre: Wow. You both almost died...
 Seth_Erickson: 
 aussie_rob_w: He’s RICH
   Anubis169: Why is there a flamethrower off switch so far away?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: hey everyone. have we yeeted our young lady frien dout of a window yet?
   Anubis169: Why is there a flamethrower off switch?
 CaptainSpam: Oh, of COURSE the blinded blade guy controls the flame horse statues. It's so obvious in hindsight. 
 Makrosian_Tae: @captinofbeez isn't that just Control?
   Anubis169: Why is there a flamethrower?!
 niccus: are the soundboard stuff before or after the filters?
 NavelWarfare: @anubis169 Why is it in a prison cell?
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 EvilBadman: Getting killed by those claw dudes is brutal
 empyreon: they had to install the switch as part of the Go Green initiative @Anubis169 
 HundreydAundre: How's you all still on Us feet!?
 MegaDosX: I think you'll find that's a flail
 wargodmogis: That's a fail...
hat_thebutcher: ah yeah the fire horses off switch is next to our idiot guards men who works like a bat air tight security
 CaptainSpam: Darth Maul just came to say hi!
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
 HundreydAundre: Crap. Headcraps!
 wargodmogis: flail*
   Anubis169: I can't zombie right now I'm on too much fire... 
 MegaDosX: Morningstars don't have the spike ball on a chain
LessIsMorii: She's not as useless as other games' escorts-- at least she automatically ducks out of friendly fire, and hides via dumpster-diving
 Nigouki: it was a lamp
NoTomToLose: Hit a ceiling lamp?
 ArkhamArchivist: lamp
Kibbik: Kill it with fire is the appropriate response.
 Makrosian_Tae: You shot the chandelier
 NightValien28: there was a lamp
 rasterscan: That was the lantern. >.<
Clide_Vanguard: lamp fell
 theleerm: it a lamp
 plummeting_sloth: morning stars are notoriosly explosive
 MegaDosX: *pushes glasses up on nose*
   Anubis169: LOL
 xantos69: As somebody who enjoys skeet shooting I can safely say...Shotguns do not just randomly set things on fire.
 MegaDosX: Sekiro!
 BrindleBoar: AKSHUALLY
 BusTed: give 'em the razzle dazzle
 fastlane250: A BOMB
 Dog_of_Myth: haha
   Anubis169: 
 MWGNZ: 
 RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Give me your Nerdcard, I need to re-validate it
 circusofkirkus: 
 EvilBadman: there's a good one to record ben - "Sekiro"
 MegaDosX: Hoist by their own petard, it would seem
Kibbik: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
LessIsMorii: Oh yeah, the albino Darth Maul
 ButButTheJesus: 
hat_thebutcher:  
 wargodmogis:  
   Anubis169: uh oh
  RayFK: As long as he doesn't drop Enochian at least
 Dmc3628: water hall baby
   Anubis169: cavalry?
 RandomTrivia: This seems fine
 yalc321: Adam is prettiest DPS
   Anubis169: Shotsies!!
MyBuddySuperfly: hurry, he is destroying furniture!
 MegaDosX: Adam pls
 HundreydAundre: Master? Oh right. You should turn this entire place into your ghetto dojo to be a new Gamehaus.
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThirstyAbstemiousMomDancingBanana-EnsZjye_6aiEUY3o
hat_thebutcher: man their heads just turn into red mist and a pizza topping
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 InquisitorGaia: grenades?
 HundreydAundre: Can you ram them with the shotgun?
 ky0dar: Dammit Ben
 circusofkirkus: when in doubt, it's not ben
KeytarCat: I keep thinking Ben is just repeating the memes
MyBuddySuperfly: give some grenades to ashley, what could go wrong?
 aussie_rob_w: Ben!
 MegaDosX: Kaboom!
Gaytanic_Panic: HE'S GOT NADES
 SurfDownstage: pog
 fastlane250: ben's making up for not being able to fuck with stage during DB last year
   Anubis169: great!
 MegaDosX: That guy shrugged off an incendiary?!?
 CaptainSpam: Spoiler for twist at the end of the stream: Adam's been prerecorded all this time and Ben's been doing everything live. 
GentleSquirre1: broo
 EvilBadman: The shields do break if shot
 TheWriterAleph: ugh. centipede head.
 BrindleBoar: I like that one shield guy just booking it outta here
MyBuddySuperfly: there's one on the back going somewhere else
GlennSeto: Reminder: Flash bangs kill parasites.
 BusTed: Dino damage!
 Lord_ZYRK: Shotgun love Chunk
 circusofkirkus: can we suplex one?
 HundreydAundre: When you realize you still exist
 plummeting_sloth: wood, a well know foe of bullets
   Anubis169: money money money~~
NoTomToLose: m-m-m-m-multi-slash
 EvilBadman: Dead got no reason for cash
Kibbik: Ben for the grenades marketing department. "Grenades do it all!"
 wargodmogis: Nom you murdered them
 MegaDosX: "Hey, this guy had his bank details and PIN number written down on a note in his pocket"
KeytarCat: Is this one where knife damage is based on frame rate?
GlennSeto: They forgot to exchange them for Euros several years prior. 
  Defrost: Adam are you just going around mugging a cult?
 Tangsm: It was probably their cult member dues. Today is collection day.
 ky0dar: that was a good kip up
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no, the """"sample""""
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 BusTed: Doop.
 CaptainSpam: You're fine, Ashley. Don't worry.
hat_thebutcher: if lord sadler really cared about winning he wouldnt equip his cultist with wooden shields in an era with riot shotguns
 LlewellynZ:  
ashesandmochi:   
GlennSeto: This room can be a lot.
 ky0dar: ya dan a great jorb homestar
 theleerm: "your fine" dies
LessIsMorii: That death font, wow
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 theleerm: 
 ky0dar: touchdown.emoji
KeytarCat: "You're fine, you're fine! Don't tell mom!"
 aussie_rob_w: 
   Anubis169: what is the plural of dingus?
MyBuddySuperfly: dingi?
 NightValien28: dingii
 Tangsm: Dingi.
CaptinOfBeez: Dinguae?
   Anubis169: Dinguses? Dingi? Dingy-ii?
 Makrosian_Tae: Excuse me Ben, I believe the plural is Dingii
LessIsMorii: Dingi
 teaspoonC: dingopodes
 EvilBadman: Swiper no swiping
 aussie_rob_w: I remember when this came to Gamecube and I was blown away that a Resident Evil game was on a Nintendo console
 HundreydAundre: Or rather... https://clips.twitch.tv/FurtiveMoistPelicanPupper-5YnWvwWpwlpiILaG
 ducking_mad: if only there was a dumpster to put ashley in
MyBuddySuperfly: help, get the """"sample""""
LessIsMorii: She's doing her best D:
 KeiRaccoon: Only if Dingus has Latin roots
 TheWriterAleph: "Put some dirt on it, ASHLEY"
CaptinOfBeez: you must carefully aim the shotgun
 Tangsm: The real question is what the collective noun of dingus is.
LessIsMorii: That was SO satisfying to watch
KeytarCat: A Donk of Dinguses
MyBuddySuperfly: ew
GlennSeto: I know conservation of mass was never Resident Evil's strong suit... but how does this fit into a human torso?!
 ky0dar: Some short gunshels.
 plummeting_sloth: judge I've demonstrated an infinite loop
hat_thebutcher: I just love the squelching red mess the head becomes. Leon has to wipe the strawberry jam from his face
CaptinOfBeez: knife only run
KeytarCat: The slightly choppy animation of the centipedes is so funny to me
 ky0dar: woo
 NavelWarfare: @glennseto Displaced most of the meaty bits?
 BrindleBoar: 
 BusTed: that sounds more like an owl
 RandomTrivia: 
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 plummeting_sloth: soundboards were a mistake
 SurfDownstage: 
thedragonlady: Show Ben the kick move on the cultists!
 InquisitorGaia: you missed some urns
NoTomToLose: Ugh! Ugh-ugh-ugh! Ugh!
 RandomTrivia: Vocal foley would be an interesting design choice for a game, if it fits the style it could be great
LessIsMorii: I love Ben's clips, but those + game audio = auditory processing nightmare (still worth it for the laughs tho)
GlennSeto: @hat_thebutcher There's something to be said about a game that nails the trifecta of shotguns, chainsaws and cranial trauma.
 Makrosian_Tae: 
KeytarCat: I want "we are not a baconator" as a sound
 plummeting_sloth: background orchestras, the heroes greatest ally
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CaptinOfBeez:     
 wargodmogis: Music=combat
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 e_bloc: 1000 half an hour in and no simpsons jokes? Let's nope is still a top-5 stream of all time
hat_thebutcher: I like the idea that one of the cultist was like "Ill put this grenade here for safe keeping."
NoTomToLose: Herrrrb
 Pharmacistjudge: i pop in and y'all are in the infamous water room.
 plummeting_sloth: proof that this cult has always had at least 2 members
 Kramburger: "What have you got?" "A SKULL!"
 plummeting_sloth: Zombie tailor
 Tangsm: You get a discount when you buy in bulk.
hat_thebutcher: 3D printed them
 Dog_of_Myth: Cultist Costco
 korvys: One of them is tailor
 MegaDosX: Cults 'R Us
LessIsMorii: Cult-sco
KeytarCat: They contract directly with the manufacturer
CaptinOfBeez: steve sews all our robes on site, custom fit
MatthewDennisMTG: Jostens for Cults
 Pharmacistjudge: Ben, it's the 'Beyond' part of Bed Bath and Beyond
 plummeting_sloth: Spanish Jo-Anns fabric
 korvys: That guy you just shot was the tailor. He also does Cosplay on the weekend
 Tangsm: But there's always those cult members who are off standard size who just get the really cheap ones.
 Makrosian_Tae: Game's coming in a little loud
 ducking_mad: its just one guys job to make sure they all look culty
KeytarCat: Oh, is ben me?
 ky0dar: i mean, with mind control parasites, you can enslave people to just make robes all day
 Saintnex: Well they kinda look like monk robes, so maybe they get it from wherever monks get theirs?
 xantos69: If a lady who makes clothes is called a seamstress....Is a guy with the same job called a seamen?
GlennSeto: @ky0dar Honestly, Saddler should have gone into manufacturing.
 KeiRaccoon: Tailor
 Makrosian_Tae: More like a seamsmen
 predlord890: i want to see the guys face when he goes to find his stash of grenades that he puts in pots to find them all gone
 Tangsm: There's one cultist whose job is entirely dry cleaning these robs who is going to be so mad about all of this.
 Pharmacistjudge: this is the infamous water room for a reason
 Tangsm: *robes
 MilkInBag: Hi Adam! Shoot the Ecclesiarchy!
 Makrosian_Tae: Can we turn down the game just a tad?
 plummeting_sloth: Pantaloon guys is hidden somewhere in here just jamming on the halloween spooky sound mix tape
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Fattness132: 
 EvilBadman: I don't like "tad" whoever that is
 circusofkirkus: ben's soundboard is too quiet
 Makrosian_Tae: Thank you! 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Well.......
 ducking_mad: 
 MilkInBag: can we mute the game so we can hear Adam smile and talk :3
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 itomeshi: The volume is good.
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 adamjford: I've never heard more perfect audio 
Talin06: can we turn Adam and Ben up?
GlennSeto: @circusofkirkus Jesus, no!
LessIsMorii: That does actually help, thanks Adam
 Dmc3628: you heard'em as Mustafa tells us SHUT EM Down
 Manae: This music is such a tease. Sounds like Diablo 1 music, but the tymphonies never kick in
 Nigouki: Crank it Leon! CRANK IT!
kmack47: kinda quiet. anyone else feel that
 Makrosian_Tae: Pump X
 DoctorAddams: SoUnD lEvElS aRe WrOnG WAAAH
 MilkInBag: and one of them doesn't realize their own computer volume is cranked up
 Kramburger: Hey streamer, I thought I could hear this weird whining noise coming from the stream but then I just realised it was just Adam
 Getter404: Turn my left headphone up!
 e_bloc: could you decrease the gain by point one sex
MyBuddySuperfly: the game sound is too game sound!
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
CaptinOfBeez: ohhhhh GODDDDD
Gaytanic_Panic: AAAAAHHHHHH
 circusofkirkus: PERFECT
 korvys: Cool Game
Fattness132: you dont even need us here at this rate
 NightValien28: that's what twitch chat sounds like
 Makrosian_Tae: "Little to the left. Little more. TOO FAR"
wharra: I admire your restraint Adam.
 Tangsm: The game is juuuuust right.
 Dmc3628: that's what it'd sound like Ben's not wrong
 CaptainSpam: Come over here and fix my speakers, streamer!
 Eille_k: Ben's too loud.
karpma: Ben taking full advantage of that sound board
 Pharmacistjudge: Chat is like Ashley. Adam! Help me Adam! Adam!
 MilkInBag: Turkey's a little dry
 Mister_Hush: Ben figured out how to loop himself, he's demonstrated an infinite loop
MatthewDennisMTG: 
 itomeshi: Ben, you keep that up, and some LRR employee may burn your house down.
 DiscordianTokkan: It was quiet on my end, but I'd turned my own volume WAY down, so it's my own damn fault!
Haroldholmes25: 
CaptinOfBeez: how many energy drinks has ben had?
 aussie_rob_w: Dammit Ben 
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObeseSuperShrimpBigBrother-NRlVl17AIvQWOauF
 adamjford: 
 RandomTrivia: @CaptinOfBeez Yes
 Getter404: The audio's fine, but it sounds exactly like the vtuber I have going in the other tab, please fix
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 MilkInBag: I broke Riley again by saying 'big pog'
KeytarCat: I love that games are poorly mixed so the music is too loud and dialog is too quiet
 Spacepup: Woo is a keeper, please don't delete woo.
 korvys: I think they said the game's too loud
 MilkInBag: terrible
 NavelWarfare: keep woo, too. It's a gem
 Mr_Horrible: Uggggggs
LessIsMorii: Ben's clips make me feel like I'm losing my mind, but it's stilly hilarious
 TheWriterAleph: uggz
CaptinOfBeez: futur Uggs
  Draynus: Ben's 10minute chat simulator mp4
GlennSeto: Made for walking.
 DiscordianTokkan: Uggz
MyBuddySuperfly: what are thoooooose
 wargodmogis: Is this fashion?
 Nigouki: i think that's just something over top of boots
 DoctorAddams: Uh, stylish?
ArrestedHouse: what are thoooooose
LessIsMorii: HEAD SHOT
Gaytanic_Panic: Leather uggs looks like
 wargodmogis: Nice shot
 BusTed: 😬
 aussie_rob_w: They were the style at the time.
 MilkInBag: you are freeeeeeeeeeeeee
MyBuddySuperfly: whoops
 CaptainSpam: Boom! Headshot!
 circusofkirkus: 
Fattness132: 
 Sogheim: headshot!
 MWGNZ: 
 TheWriterAleph: leon NOOO
ArrestedHouse: LuL
 Vcskyline: nooooooo u shot herrrrrr
 wargodmogis:  
MyBuddySuperfly: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 DiscordianTokkan: orz
KeytarCat: [headshot]
 Tangsm: It looks like some kind of tall buckled spats.
LessIsMorii:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
zeldakid1999: 
ArrestedHouse: 
7gorobei: ultra ugs
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 EvilBadman: Welcome to the "oh hey did you bring a rifle? No, welp, sucks to suck"
 Mr_Horrible: "What're thooooose?" *fires wildly*
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 Makrosian_Tae: POG
 CaptainSpam: 
Kibbik: Fission Mailed
 predlord890: right on the mark
CaptinOfBeez:  
 BusTed: :3
 spethycakes: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
Gaytanic_Panic:    
Clide_Vanguard: This part is why you buy the semi rifle
 Sogheim: Ashley was all 
 SerGarretCameron: 
MatthewDennisMTG: 
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
 aussie_rob_w: You shot her?!
 Saintnex: I mean, that’s one way to keep them from kidnapping her
 ButButTheJesus: "I'm sorry Mr President, she was ah... she fell down"
 circusofkirkus: :3
TheGreySeraphim: 
 RandomTrivia: Anyhow, time for me to nope out, have a good one folks!  
 ducking_mad:   
 ky0dar: 
 Vcskyline:  
7gorobei: 
KeytarCat: 
 EvilBadman: If you own the rifle, I would highly suggest going back for it if possible
 ducking_mad: 
LessIsMorii: We  because we 
 Mister_Hush: I like her whole outfit. I'd rock it.
GlennSeto: Like modern for-profit media... you always gotta do both sides. 
 Tangsm: Spats
 Pharmacistjudge: rain boots
KeytarCat: Galoshes?
 BrindleBoar: it's called fashion, look it up 
 fragilepaper: Wellies?
 SerGarretCameron: Half Chaps.
 fastlane250: Leg Boats!
 aussie_rob_w: Oh god the rifles
CaptinOfBeez:   
 TheWriterAleph: THUD.
Kibbik: Roundhouse!
 JollyGee29: This part honks
 Pharmacistjudge: this is the infamous water room for ar reason
 Dmc3628: you get the semi auto rifle
 DoctorAddams: The more he says boots the more Canadian he becomes
 Dmc3628: and pray
 EvilBadman: Mr. Steal Yo Girl
 CaptainSpam waits for Adam to start chucking grenades up there
 ButButTheJesus: if it were me i would shoot all the guys
 adi_sheep: definitely a part where you wish you had bought the rifle instead
 BusTed: Slowly shambling.
GlennSeto: The semi-auto helps, but this part is a pain with any equipment.
KeytarCat: The JUkes
 BrindleBoar: the footsies
NoTomToLose: Ashley's got the moves!
LessIsMorii: She DUKED them!!!
ArrestedHouse: the dodges 
 Getter404: Ashley's gone Sekiro!
 MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Game AI!
 TheWriterAleph: hah shambling idiots
 Saintnex: The upgraded shotgun might have helped this section a bit
 fastlane250: Lee On, Lee Off
LessIsMorii: @fastlane250 That honestly made me laugh, thank you
 wargodmogis: There are worse escort companions
 DiscordianTokkan: Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme
 itomeshi: You need to make Leon hold the gun sideways.
 Pharmacistjudge: Esports Ready Adam Savidan
 TheWriterAleph: "you can buy bullets with coin"
 circusofkirkus: hey ashley, loot those bodies for me
 MegaDosX: $20 can buy many bullets!
MyBuddySuperfly: meeeeow
 EvilBadman: Thankfully this part seldom spawns the bug head dudes.
GlennSeto: Ashley is a trooper, all things considered.
  Defrost: And now a vampire comes out of the water
 CaptainSpam: Leon gets a brilliant idea to just pay off the cultists!
 theleerm: money can be exchanged for goods and services!
 NightValien28: leeeeeeeeooooon
 Makrosian_Tae: Money plus vendor crafts into bullets 
 Mister_Hush: ADAM
 DiscordianTokkan: LEON, let me CLIMB ON YOU
 TheWriterAleph: 
 fragilepaper: F
 itomeshi: OMG
  RayFK: ahahahaahah
 circusofkirkus: 
MyBuddySuperfly: noooooo
 BusTed: Got punked.
 CaptainSpam: 
  RayFK: fuck
 MegaDosX: Oh my /god/
ancientspark: LEOOON, I CLIMBED 2 FEET AND I CAN'T GET DOWN
  RayFK: :3
LessIsMorii:     
ArrestedHouse: 
 Dmc3628: gotta redo that
silvalunae: f
CaptinOfBeez: you are the ded
 circusofkirkus: 
MyBuddySuperfly: ???
 Sogheim: oh man! the timing!
 Pharmacistjudge: the infamous water room
 ky0dar: ya dan a great jorb
 druidofspores: if only we had The Bulba, then we could always win 
 Makrosian_Tae: Aw hell...
 Manae: She ducked to let you get smacked in the face
ashesandmochi:   
 spethycakes: 
 Dog_of_Myth: :3
thehokeypokey: gottem
 Nigouki: not gg
 Saintnex: Ohhhh nooooo
 fastlane250: 
ashesandmochi: you were doing so well rip
CaptinOfBeez:    
 aussie_rob_w: Touchdoooown
TheGreySeraphim:   
 theleerm: 
 wargodmogis: Pog
 Mister_Hush: I wonder if you can automate Ben's soundboard, put him out of a job
KeytarCat: I remember the speedrun strat for this is basically
 ky0dar: it is a cool game. maybe you should git gud 
 aussie_rob_w: That guy found out his grenade stash was missing.
 circusofkirkus: :3
LessIsMorii: You were honestly doing super well
 EvilBadman: 
KeytarCat: git gud 
 floataway3: Ben, you need to record "Oh I hit the wrong one", then the illusion will be complete
Randoplh:   
 fastlane250: There is no 'fumble' emote, what else are we supposed to do? 
GlennSeto: How would we know? We're gamers, not sports...ball...ers.
 itomeshi: Channel your boshy noscope360 skills.
 Getter404: If I were Ashley, I would simply not get got
 chaostreader: Both teams can score touchdowns.
 Makrosian_Tae: 
ArrestedHouse: 
KeytarCat: 
 sydnius: 6 pts
 Mister_Hush: Maybe Ashley should figure out how to fire a gun
 AlchemicalPanda: But why doesn't the larger character simply eat the smaller one?
GlennSeto: The semi-auto rifle is not a bad investment, but it does take up a bunch of space.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Solid lead plate in his head, pretty impressive
 floataway3: Maybe Ashley should just wear a suit of armor, then she will be too heavy to pick up!
  Defrost: It's nice for this cult to give bullet proof hoods to its members
KeytarCat: Capped the f-er, in more ways than one
 CaptainSpam: Maybe also if these cultists died to a headshot like WELL-BEHAVED video game enemies...
MyBuddySuperfly: that flip, tho
Kibbik: 
 MegaDosX: Fan the hammer!
LessIsMorii: Ashley and Adam, the dream team
 BrindleBoar: uh oh
MyBuddySuperfly: hahahahahahaha
 BrindleBoar: 
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Fattness132: 
GlennSeto: sad
 circusofkirkus: 
ancientspark:  nice
 CaptainSpam: 
Ryenji: 
 BusTed: What an anemic little toss.
 TheWriterAleph: sploosh.
 EvilBadman: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Low"
KeytarCat: Set fire to the pond
Rynehawk: anti-KOBE
ArrestedHouse: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
MyBuddySuperfly: highlights!
 ButButTheJesus: 
 wargodmogis:  
LessIsMorii:  
 Pharmacistjudge: I believe in Adam, I don't believe in Leon
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
Randoplh: 
ashesandmochi: 
Mashamino: 
 EvilBadman: It'S GOOD 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Mister_Hush: 
MyBuddySuperfly: 
zeldakid1999:   
 Getter404: 
 aussie_rob_w: Yeah just be better at this section that has no checkpoints and takes a million years. And has been famous for it for nearly two decades, this is totally the streamer’s fault and not a game design issue.
 floataway3: 
 itomeshi: 
 MWGNZ: 
 MegaDosX:   
 theleerm: 
 ky0dar: 
 fastlane250: $20 can buy many 
Kibbik: 
 SerGarretCameron: Guess We'll die.
 empyreon: 
TotallyNotaBeholder: 
Fattness132: 
LessIsMorii: I hope that makes the Highlight Reel
 Tangsm: You just murdered all their koi.
ancientspark: 
 ducking_mad: 
 EvilBadman: 
MyBuddySuperfly: 
 Getter404: Mods, I would like to report some bullying
 MilkInBag: I didn't touch down you Adam, because I like you
 Makrosian_Tae: POG
ArrestedHouse:  💦
 markaci:  
Zaraka00: 
Jemixene: 
 Mr_Horrible:   "Is this... bullying?"
 BrindleBoar: she's 20
  RayFK: You might not Adam
 floataway3: You just kicked his head off!
KeytarCat: totally thought she was 16
 Mr_Horrible: wait did you just literally roundhouse kick his head off?
 Pharmacistjudge: this game is why I will NEVER name my child Leon or Ashley
 aussie_rob_w: Imma  when you WIN.
 floataway3: Some might say that kick was... FBTouchdown
LessIsMorii: Get it get it! 
 CaptainSpam: The turnaround time on that was impressive.
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantArbitrarySwanPogChamp-cQemcbPLL1JuRbxG
 Makrosian_Tae: Finish the fight Adam
 PerfectDarkRitual: There's a first aid spray
MyBuddySuperfly: gently pushes this door
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 BusTed: "I block."
 plummeting_sloth: Not the face!
 Mr_Horrible: impressed that every door in this region is 2-way
 Pharmacistjudge: not the face!
 MilkInBag: 
 Mr_Horrible: wow
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
ArrestedHouse: "not my face"
 MegaDosX: "He has a shotgun. I know! I'll block it with my hands!" - that guy, probably
 wargodmogis: The dab can't protect you
 Getter404: Taste it, nerd!
Gaytanic_Panic: WOOOOOOOOW
 EvilBadman: My moneymaker!
MyBuddySuperfly: oh man, where did he go??
  Defrost: He declared blockers
 CaptainSpam: "I can't see you, so you don't exist!"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 Dmc3628: the Dob can't save you
  MagicalAttackGecko: 
 Kramburger: "In response, I block"
Gaytanic_Panic:       
 Tangsm: The peekaboo defense.
 Mr_Horrible: I want that cultist's optimism
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 ky0dar: He's got the block button from RE7
 aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge no no this is why you name your eldest, your son, Leon, and then his little sister Ashley.... so you can reminisce about the game while they yell at each other.
Randoplh: My makeup!
LessIsMorii: @DiscordianTokkan That's an AMAZING clip
 rasterscan: "Not in the face!"
 DiscordianTokkan: The Dob!
   Anubis169 falls off his chair laughing
DrasonSpike: hey it works for Ethan in resident evil 7
 wargodmogis:  
ArrestedHouse:  🔫
 MegaDosX: That was outstanding
 Masslost: so thats how you lost your fingers blocking a shotgun to the face with your hands, intresting
 rasterscan: I'm crying laughing
 plummeting_sloth: "you wouldn't shoot a zombie with glasses, would ya?"
 spethycakes: Your weapons cannot harm me! I'm the --- oops
 Kramburger: And Jordan said the dob would never catch on
 BrindleBoar: "nyeh"
 MegaDosX: Adam do you want to do this all over again
 EvilBadman: Hell yeah, let's do this room again
Zaraka00: ring out!
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Kramburger: do it u wont
  Defrost: Falls in dies, start the fight over
 ky0dar: That's inappropriate
 BusTed: They've considered every contingency.
 Seth_Erickson: Me
 Sogheim: cultists
MyBuddySuperfly: for the spiderman kiss
 Dmc3628: oh wait it gets wilder
 rasterscan: Art. Art art art.
DrasonSpike: you did Adam, you did.
 Mr_Horrible: a tiny vampire boy in capris pants
   Anubis169: Step 1: Orientate the blueprints properly...
CaptinOfBeez: more ideas for the puzzle mansion
Gaytanic_Panic: That statue's sick
 wargodmogis: is this art?
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoyIronicHerdWholeWheat-PNjQQaM_rdSoxG-V
 BrindleBoar: Art, Adam.
ArrestedHouse: ART
Gaytanic_Panic: A R T
tergonis: art
 Seth_Erickson: I did it because it looked cool
 Tangsm: Look, reading blueprints is hard.
Randoplh: Adam u don't understand art
 CaptainSpam: Man, they're identically broken statues, too.
ashesandmochi: i can dig it
 fastlane250: seems okay to me
 ky0dar: WELCOME
 Pharmacistjudge: Adam, you are in a castle of a Tiny vampire boy in capris pants...are you asking for it to make sense?!?
 Mr_Horrible: FBcatch Art
 MinniChii: At least it's not in the way? Now you don't have to walk Around the statues
 Sogheim: guess we're not gonna make fun of Lovecraft for being afraid of architecture anymore, huh?
 Seth_Erickson: Are you going to tell me that the upside down statue isn't cool
  Defrost: Look at all the empty space they can use!
 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #6809: "Fuck James Turner." —Adam [2020-03-09]
 Makrosian_Tae: It's for after you beat Dracula and you unlock the inverted castle 
Kibbik: what are ya buyin'?
 62MGcobra:  ART 
 rasterscan: Don't forget you wanted the rifle
 aussie_rob_w: Have you MET weirdo vampire boy?
Fattness132: upgrading capacity reloads your weapoon
 Pharmacistjudge: if you upgrade capacity, it will reload the gun
GlennSeto: The one thing he does not sell.
Gaytanic_Panic: If it doesn't involve tope suicidas, Adam won't get it and doesn't want it.
 sydnius: Hehehe
KeytarCat: Level design a la Doctor Acula
 Kramburger: I heard that Adam can't actually see art, he thinks that gallerys are just big empty rooms
MyBuddySuperfly: HeheHEHEHEheh
 plummeting_sloth: love teh remix
 Saintnex: Should we get the better shotgun?
 Dmc3628: yeah when you cancel out of the shop animation he just repeats the lines
Fattness132: spinels you can just sell
 ky0dar: Spinels dont combine
 BrindleBoar: I don't think spinels combine?
 rasterscan: No, Spinel/Velvet Blues are just straight sellable
 62MGcobra: at this point are you really a stranger?
 Pharmacistjudge: the base shotgun does more damage. the striker has a wider arc. it's a sidegrade
 rasterscan: Same with the bandl
 rasterscan: Bagle*
MyBuddySuperfly: what are we, mr merchant??
 circusofkirkus: Strangers to lovers arc
 BusTed: No small talk.
 EvilBadman: Our merchant friend sure has the Plagas red eyes
 Dmc3628: also Strike is great for them zany runners cause of a trick
 Saintnex: Oh well, it’s still money 
Randoplh: Leon, Leon Stranger
LessIsMorii: But Ben, we don't know HIS name either
 ArkhamArchivist: might have shotty tuneups
 Dumori: The less I know the better you gun toting nutcase
 Seth_Erickson: How do you know this is the same merchant we saw earlier? Could be their twin or even triplet?
ashesandmochi: how many times does he need to meet leon before leon's no longer a stranger
 Pharmacistjudge: Who says that's the same merchant?
Transmuted_Elf: Look if he knows your name he will have to care about what happens to you.
 fastlane250: 
 Pharmacistjudge: Maybe he has alot of brothers
 plummeting_sloth: "Oh, are you talking about one of my many twin brothers who are also merchants?"
thedragonlady: The semi auto rifle is great
 plummeting_sloth: "Stranger"
MyBuddySuperfly: what if we came across some eggs?
KeytarCat: Ow
 MegaDosX: Good lord Adam
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Mister_Hush: when I think about the future I get sad 
 Seth_Erickson: Pharmacistjudge that's what I'm saying
 circusofkirkus: :3
 MegaDosX: You didn't have to go that hard
 ButButTheJesus: 
 ducking_mad: damn Adam on one
Rynehawk:  KOBE
 spethycakes: Did not expect tonight to be bullying therapy session
 62MGcobra: how many hi-powered weapons do i need to buy before we're friends?
KeytarCat: 
 Saintnex: Future?????
 Pharmacistjudge: Maybe he's a nurse Joy...he's part of a giant family
 MilkInBag: You want us to...touch your nuts? Weird, Adam
 BusTed: 
GlennSeto: Oh, it's gonna be this kind of Tuesday...
zeldakid1999:  
 Seth_Erickson: 
 EvilBadman:  
 e_bloc: I love to think about the future. the song from prince on the original batman soundtrack
 fastlane250: Banter tennis
dragonwarrior000: Who needs the future. I live in the present.
 plummeting_sloth: And the chat serves it right back and then you tell us we're annoying now
Randoplh:  
LessIsMorii: Can't picture a future in this current timeline 
 Makrosian_Tae: No tease. Only insult
 MilkInBag: Shh, no talk, only tease 
 circusofkirkus: 
 ky0dar:   
KeytarCat: One-sided teasing is just bullying
 Mister_Hush: You'd have more room for guns if you got rid of all those bullets
 aussie_rob_w: Tennis analogies during the Australian Open, nice one Ben!
 NightValien28: adam serves like he is serena williams
KNACC: check out the power on the broken butterfly, also its just a revolver so its not big
 Kramburger: You can't tease us, we have FEELINGS
 EvilBadman: Welcome to goofy town time
 NightValien28: twins
 Shirts_: no insult only sultan
 62MGcobra: hello stranger!
MyBuddySuperfly: they really are different, after all
 Seth_Erickson: I'm telling Octuplets
 BusTed: Maybe they are strangers.
GlennSeto: He's fast.
 Saintnex: Lol
ashesandmochi: is this just a Gun Room
 ky0dar: It's a different guy, so, that's why "stranger"
Randoplh: maybe it's not the same merchant
 plummeting_sloth: I like meeting customers behind the desk, for a more personal touch
Randoplh: maybe there like 30 twins
 PerfectDarkRitual: Shooting gallery
Fattness132: minigames!
blacktiebartender: 
 Tangsm: "Ah, a stranger!" "I literally just talked to you outside this room 2 seconds ago."
 Dmc3628: remember shooting halls from Majora's Mask
 Seth_Erickson: Mini game time 
 ducking_mad: its different guys so that is why he thinks you are a stranger
 quillilian: Quit is the only weapon i know
 EvilBadman: It is exactly a shooting range
ashesandmochi: o-oh it's one of these
ArrestedHouse: SourPls
 62MGcobra: Legend of Leon
MyBuddySuperfly: Ashley, please wait
 ZealousCrow: Yesss more RE4
 BrindleBoar: we EFT now
LessIsMorii: "You gotta ding the thing" Ben 2021
nyquister_: These bullets are the size of fists
 fastlane250: das a lotta flies
LessIsMorii: Goddang, reminds me of the RE7 dad
 plummeting_sloth: I'm glad the merchant had time to make all of these targets
 Mister_Hush: The aiming is really bad, but it's that way on purpose, to be stressful! -- Game Critics called this genius in 2004
 ZealousCrow: I bought the game on switch after seeing adam play. It's still so much fun, even though the controls haven't aged well.
 Dmc3628: yeah a bolt action rifle not exactly great for a precision speed shoot contest
 BrindleBoar: the women are worth double, headshots are worth double
Mashamino: because reasons
 MegaDosX: I find myself reminded of the Men In Black shooting range scene
 circusofkirkus: did you get a stuffed animal for Ashley?
LessIsMorii: That's a tough reload time
 Seth_Erickson: 
 ducking_mad: got ot make money some how
Fattness132: treasures menu has the bottlecap models
Haroldholmes25: 
 ZealousCrow: Yeah. Semi-auto rifle would be better for this
 plummeting_sloth: "well stranger... that was a fun diversion. Anyway, back to saving the world I guess"
 EvilBadman: Oh just wait til you see them
 NightValien28: I am so confused right now
 DiscordianTokkan: Now you can hyper train two moves! ... wait
yurileo18: use mp7
KeytarCat: @BrindleBoar "women are worth double" is not my favorite line of the day 
 EvilBadman: I think they're in your inventory now?
Fattness132: you unlock models in the treasures menu
 Mister_Hush: Very poorly, Ben!
 62MGcobra: c- stick
 korvys: git gud?
 PerfectDarkRitual: They're just collectibles
 BrindleBoar: KeytarCat you're not wrong
 Seth_Erickson: Perseverance I suppose
Tempest_of_Thought: very carefully
LessIsMorii: Wow, you can SEE how hard it is to move your aim
 ky0dar: gamecube controllers are good?
 Masslost: shot the beehive i think its extra points
 ZealousCrow: gamecube controller was way better
 predlord890: with skill
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: It was great on the Wii version
GlennSeto: It's not the controller, the PC/HD port is super-finicky.
 MWGNZ: how are you supposed to do this on the collectors edition chainsaw gamecube controller?
 BrindleBoar: no UFO for you
Fattness132: its just unlockables
 Masslost: its for money
LessIsMorii: Actual  !
 circusofkirkus: you're trying to win ashley a prize
 Dmc3628: if you wan unlockables
Rynehawk: OH HELLO STRANGER
 EvilBadman: Nope, not unless you want to completionist
 Mister_Hush: you have to get the UFO to unlock the secret ending (I have no idea)
 ZealousCrow: Got some RARE prizes on sale stranger
 62MGcobra: maybe it would be easier if you brought the gun up to your eyes instead of firing from your hip
 Tangsm: You probably win a goldfish.
 Mister_Hush: It's to prove you're good at video games!
 Mister_Hush: Think of your Achievement Score!
AirmanKJE: %100 or bust
 EvilBadman: Check out those cool bottle caps in your treasures. Ben will enjoy them
KeytarCat: inventory??
 plummeting_sloth: ah, the holy hand grenade!
Randoplh: You don't see it's a mini-game Ashley !?
 Dashiell: It's an heirloom!
 ky0dar: The holy hand grenade of antioch
 Lord_ZYRK: That was a priceless heirloom grenade!
Tempest_of_Thought: that's my grenade chest
 Dog_of_Myth: The Holy Hand Grenade
 sydnius: ACDC coke mirror
Kibbik: antique frag grenade.
 BrindleBoar: if that grenade were actually special somehow it would be hilarious
 Mister_Hush: "Check out this new chest I got, honey!" "What are you gonna keep in it?" "I dunno... I just thought the box was cool..."
 Lord_ZYRK: It's been in the Tiny-Nerd family for generations!
 Tangsm: They have ammo in all their cabinets, a shooting range, and none of them carry guns.
 ButButTheJesus: they play audio!
 ZealousCrow: Leon, remember how there's a parasite in my blood? Can we stop playing shooting range?
KeytarCat: (w/ handgun)
 MegaDosX: But can you use them in Super Smash Bros?
 EvilBadman: Hit Y for dumb sound clips
MyBuddySuperfly: oh god
 MilkInBag: why are funko pop figurines way better in this world
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Dashiell: Where did that guy get these??
LessIsMorii: Ashley's pose, yeesh
 ky0dar: ada?
 plummeting_sloth: My spider sense is tingling!
Gaytanic_Panic: JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
 fastlane250: these some luxury-ass bottlecaps
AirmanKJE: Hikeeba!
 Dumori: Ada-ada-ad-ada
 ButButTheJesus: 
Mashamino: Pog
 Manae: But why on a bottle cap
Steel_zsar93: Finally caught a stream live!
thraximore: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Manae: These things are a choking hazzard
LessIsMorii: 
 HundreydAundre: uhhhwuuuuut?
Clide_Vanguard: get a row for money
Gaytanic_Panic: LEOIN HAAAAAAAAAAAALP
 BusTed: Yeah, that sounds like her.
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao I was just about to say "It's the hit song by outkast"
 circusofkirkus: gotta collect them all
 Excalibur_1867_: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:20.
 ducking_mad: 
 CaptainSpam: Yep, that's Ashley.
 MilkInBag: But this isn't live, it's recorded
 circusofkirkus: 
 ZealousCrow: lmao
 Seth_Erickson: 
KeytarCat: I love that guy
 DiscordianTokkan: "Ashley, this is you" "Leon..."
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 62MGcobra: 
ArrestedHouse: 
 Masslost: the first row is worth 15.000 Pesetas fyi
 ButButTheJesus: 
 fastlane250: 
 EvilBadman: It's from when the cabin's being overrun
 ZealousCrow: That's a line from a fight
MyBuddySuperfly: Lionel
 Tangsm: "We don't have enough cupcakes for this crowd!"
 quillilian: Too many guests! *pop pop* There.
LessIsMorii: Aggressive wedding planning
GlennSeto: Well, we did have that house party earlier...
 MilkInBag: lalafel video break time
 DiscordianTokkan: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 BrindleBoar: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 MegaDosX: Wait a minute. Did I just hear Adam say...three minutes?
 fastlane250: maybe leon later, not now. 
 62MGcobra: wut
TheGreySeraphim: whos excited for the new RE game?
 ButButTheJesus: @TheGreySeraphim meee
KeytarCat: @TheGreySeraphim you mean the giant vampire women? I am!
 ky0dar: yeah, i'll probably get it
Steel_zsar93: Wait, is the new First law over?
Kibbik: Can't allow more than 50 people into the building or it'll break fire code. It would be irresponsible to endanger their lives like that.
 kalira77: no they just had session 1 last night
 benjamin_wheeler: how late in the stream is this
 benjamin_wheeler: plz
  Juliamon: 1 hour in
 Dog_of_Myth: @benjamin_wheeler First break
 ladylinzington: 2 to go
 benjamin_wheeler: ty ty
CaptinOfBeez: oh hey its a wheeler
Rootpotato: RODEO RAID
 ky0dar: hi wheeler
thraximore: and allllllll the clowns too
thraximore:    
 shurtal: i just got here, did leon already aks the question about salazar's hand?
100 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
Rootpotato:     
ghyllnox: o/
 ruscobrog:    
Rynehawk: 
Sibwow: great timing wheeler
 DiscordianTokkan: Welcome raiders!
 MegaDosX: Raiders!
TheGreySeraphim: glad to see the button that makes twitch chat horny still works
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 F1SHOR:  
 benjamin_wheeler: Clown college just got out and I needed some after school care
occamite: hullo
 DeM0nFiRe: Hello
Kibbik: wb
 NightValien28: Hi
 MilkInBag: Oh shit Ben Wheeler is here
CaptinOfBeez: HYPE UP RAIDERS
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no
 kalira77: well hello opera fans
 ky0dar: i dont believe you anymore Ben
 MilkInBag: If this is live, why does Adam not read my comment? 
 benjamin_wheeler: sounds like a prerecord
 ZealousCrow: we'll never really know
Sibwow: B- at best
CaptinOfBeez: welcome to the ben ulmer sample show
 benjamin_wheeler: fucking sucks dude
Cupstr: gladiator rules
 MilkInBag: modern's back babyyyyyyyy
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's Nope: Prerecorded in front of a live Twitch chat.
Sibwow: his mods just kept ripping on him
 MilkInBag: wow Ben, that's personal
 F1SHOR: I got turn 2 ugin'd in standard yesterday
KeytarCat: Why do you still have a rifle?
 MegaDosX: Ben no!
martian_kyo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
 martian_kyo: Bunch of Bens in magic. Random message.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, martian_kyo! (Today's storm count: 62)
 HundreydAundre: No, it's uh weird trap, still...!
Mashamino: I learned today that there's a city in Texas named Ben Wheeler
 benjamin_wheeler: have y'all played this before?
Cupstr: video games, am i rite?
 DiscordianTokkan: Let's put it this way. I've been playing Let's Go Pikachu in french and I've been enjoying myself MUCH more than Arena lately
 MilkInBag: ?????????
thraximore: ?????
 MilkInBag: WHY
ArrestedHouse: LuL
 ZealousCrow: LOOL
Styxseus: Oh wow!
 MilkInBag: HOW
 SnackPak_: womp womp
 Mr_Horrible: why is that there?!
 NightValien28: PERFECT
 BusTed: 
 itomeshi: that's.... contrived
 plummeting_sloth: thank God we put THAT in
 floataway3: That seemed... perfectly designed.
ArrestedHouse: god bless RE4
 ButButTheJesus: OKAY
 xantos69: Woooooooaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwww
zeldakid1999: Clap
 MegaDosX: Holy fucking shit, what?!?
 MWGNZ: freedom!
 unicornly: WHAT!!!!?
stinkydinky_:  
 fastlane250: well that's a convenient trap
 MilkInBag: the least clever trap in the world
Gaytanic_Panic: That S P E C I F I C spot
 benjamin_wheeler: came in at the right time
 Manae: Surely dodging those spears will require resting against this wall!
 ruscobrog: Don't you hate when that happens?
Cupstr: that was the worst thing i have ever seen i love it
 kireawolf: Convenient
Morzan42: awfully convenient
 Mr_Horrible: Salazar just like "wow I didn't think that'd pay off"
 shurtal: Resident Evil 4 is a video game, that REALLY KNOWS it's a video game
 Dmc3628: and now Novistadors 1
 MilkInBag: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 ButButTheJesus:   
 HundreydAundre: mmm whatcha say
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ArrestedHouse: 
 Makrosian_Tae:   
nyquister_: Real Ben is caught in a time loop!!!
Haroldholmes25: 
Rynehawk:  
Gaytanic_Panic:   
 wargodmogis:  
 Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:50.
 benjamin_wheeler: Can you do it in a round, like Row Row Row your boat
 MegaDosX: See, now we can't trust you to not be a recording Ben 
Serpens77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
 Serpens77: 31 conveniently and precisely placed months
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 ZealousCrow: hahaha
 SnackPak_: I'm so confused
 xantos69: 50 I hope you two never change. This is incredible.
 Dashiell: I already forgot about all this
ArrestedHouse: LuL
 ButButTheJesus: @benjamin_wheeler yes
 MilkInBag: poor Adam he's been streaming alone and never realized
 BrindleBoar: 
CaptinOfBeez: okay, idea, a ben room in the puzzle mansion
thraximore: 
 BusTed: Yessss vampire kid
 MilkInBag: "wonderful"
CaptinOfBeez: where its just him playing recorded messages over and over
 DiscordianTokkan: For the Raiders: Ben has a soundboard that he can record onto and he's enjoying it, as are the rest of us
 Mr_Horrible: Salazar you gotta get some skincare or something my dude
 Serpens77: "fell into"
thraximore: "contrived"
 F1SHOR: WTF is this lil goblin
 Dmc3628: yep Salazar
 plummeting_sloth: a trap that could not have worked except in that exact circumstance
Kibbik: "fell into" she willingly walked into it.
 ky0dar: Is he actually a kid, or is he a little person?
Rynehawk: is that a Getty Images watermark? Do better game
 Dmc3628: because Novis are A TIME
 Mr_Horrible: Leon's not the brightest bulb
 MegaDosX: It's got the same energy as "I'll see you in Hell"
 wargodmogis: There was shiny
 ButButTheJesus: shiny in statue eye
 plummeting_sloth: "you see, the castle's trap maker was reliable, but our barrel maker was probably a traitor!"
Randoplh: the shothun shells are for our munitions, which all of our people use, really...
 Dmc3628: and now Novistadors you ready to get infied
 Makrosian_Tae: Oh god, it's Junimo Cart all over again 
Cupstr: Time to get hammered, play metal gear, and listen to my spoop bois
 martian_kyo: suddenly he is russian?
thraximore: Cool enemy
CaptinOfBeez: terminex time
 ducking_mad: I lost 30 pounds in January just from extra cardio and 1400 cals a day
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/CourageousThirstyDinosaurPeanutButterJellyTime-L9--T46hwEvFsVCT
ArrestedHouse: metal...gear?
 MilkInBag: the good one
Cupstr: MGSV
thraximore: psycho mantis?
Rootpotato: looks like the bugs from that movie where a guy gets turned into an alien
 Makrosian_Tae: MGSV is HYPE
 F1SHOR: damn it's my lunch break I want a beer with yall
GlennSeto: The one with the confusing plot. 
CaptinOfBeez: cheers
chronically_poor: cheers to that Ill grab a beer, I dont work tomorrow becuase snow
 MilkInBag: I also love breathing through my skin
doubledbear: I keep forgetting this is live right now
 kumatsu: I would love to watch Adam playing Snake Eater
 plummeting_sloth: to keep the little box from getting wet!
 Manae: When the evil weird kid says "we released monsters in to the sewers" you would think your first reaction would be "let's NOT go there" instead of "oh boy! sewers to fight in!"
ArrestedHouse: father and son
 Boon_33: Snake eater is the pants
Cupstr: this is the only one i've played and i think it's one of my favorite games of all time
GlennSeto: Snake Eater is still so damn good.
 ky0dar: Next Play it Forward?
 Jorsh029: MGSV is one the most videogame-ass videogames I've played, it is EXCELLENT
 MegaDosX: Gotta say, Adam's got a pretty good demon voice
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to son_of_boxy! They have given 726 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, son_of_boxy! (Today's storm count: 64)
 DiscordianTokkan: And a spot on Dr. Claw
 ducking_mad: wtf was that
CaptinOfBeez: got the drop on the boshe
 F1SHOR: is that the bad guy from MIB
 circusofkirkus: "right there" points to invisible enemy
 BrindleBoar: invisibugs
 Seth_Erickson: Very relevant meme Streamer
 circusofkirkus: have you heard the fortnite parody song blowing up on TikTok?
 ButButTheJesus: its time... to tomato
 BrindleBoar: All Tomato Town, All The Time.
 jetpixi: Good evening fellow humans
wharra: Am I your friend Ben?
 ducking_mad: @circusofkirkus I have that stuck in my head
 circusofkirkus: @ducking_mad same here
 Pharmacistjudge: and they increased drop rate
 jetpixi: 
chronically_poor: what ya drinking ben?
 Dmc3628: Novistadors are the bane of this section
chronically_poor: yum
 jetpixi: a what what from who?
 jetpixi: sounds nice
 Makrosian_Tae: Cran-gerine eh?
CaptinOfBeez: the invisible "shadow" is well done, not too obvious
 Makrosian_Tae: Sounds good
 Seth_Erickson: got up on the roof 👀
 aussie_rob_w: Doggamn novistadors
 MilkInBag: Ben, have you tried drinking a real beer, like a Victoria Bitter? 
Cupstr: i gotta grab some cider
GlennSeto: I'm not sure any part of RE4 is really scary, but the game does do tense will, when it wants to.
JakeRebadaviaXD: I'm late again.
GlennSeto: *well
JakeRebadaviaXD: BEN'S BACK!!!!!
 jetpixi: I like IPAs @MilkInBag Would I like that?
 jetpixi: oh no nvm
nyquister_: Cooper's is trash
 Kramburger: VB isn't real beer, it's shit beer
 MilkInBag: @jetpixi IPAs eww
 BrindleBoar: Marsupialager.
 jetpixi: the higher ABV the better
 ky0dar: "real beer" "Victoria Bitter"? Those two concepts together hurt my brain
CaptinOfBeez: they should have made emu beer, would have won them the war
karpma: "looks like he was alive until he died"
ComradeMik: who's the old man drinking VB?
 MilkInBag: you know hops were added to beer as a conservation agent, not to be good?  @jetpixi
 saucemaster5000: IPAs are so 2004
 predlord890: hay dead guy thnks for the plant
 ducking_mad: Leon's kicks are straight anime
 PerfectDarkRitual: You don't have to. G+Y heals a bit and increases max hp
 jetpixi: WTF is beer then?! @MilkInBag Help.
 ky0dar: the Las Plagas
 jetpixi: sound out the science words!
 ky0dar: the Los Ganados
 VmKid: Have you ever heard the story of Las Plagas the Wise?
 ButButTheJesus: but my lore!
 ducking_mad: I'm pretty sure this is how JOJO starts
 druidofspores: I'm drinking some Black Currant Cider 
 Tangsm: The the plague.
 ButButTheJesus: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 ducking_mad: 
 circusofkirkus:  we're funny 
MyBuddySuperfly: 
ArrestedHouse: 
 ky0dar: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yay! We're funny today!
Gaytanic_Panic: v a l i d a t i o n
 NightValien28: shame that doesn't apply to streamers 
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
Cupstr: oh god i've never been funny in my life this is such a weird feeling
 NavelWarfare: Leon, you kick the damn things down. Rust should HELP
 lemmel: 
 jetpixi:  
 BrindleBoar: Everyone wishes that sometimes.
 NightValien28: I love the way you are
  Defrost: Adam I love the way you are
CaptinOfBeez: youre perfect as you are adam
ArrestedHouse: it's very good 
Cupstr: i also get like that
 MilkInBag: @jetpixi beer is usually brewed from a yeast from cereals, like barley, wheat or rice
 druidofspores: yesssss
 rasterscan: You can put eyes in that lamp
 SnackPak_: that emote is goof as shit, it's great
 rasterscan: For reasons
 ky0dar: I think you can combine the lamp with gems
 jetpixi: oh yeah  I knew that @MilkInBag
x0den: that's called focus adam
 MilkInBag: that's it, no hops, hops are just for conservation, and making me mad 
 jetpixi: i get focused on literally nothing so that sounds kinda ncie
ArrestedHouse:  IT'S GOOD
 Pharmacistjudge: I want to make an M C and A emote
 jetpixi:  @MilkInBag
 ruscobrog: 
Cupstr: i do that with music all the time. listen to one song for like 3 days straight until i hate it
 ZealousCrow: No that's a touchdown, not a slam dunk, Ben
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 aussie_rob_w: I’m so glad you are the way you are Adam. You’re touchdown!
Rynehawk: hey man who's got 2 arms and hands?     THIS GUY
JakeRebadaviaXD: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "Oh it's those LRR folks again"
 circusofkirkus:  
MyBuddySuperfly: ew
 jetpixi: where does it come from?
 PerfectDarkRitual: Ceiling
 BrindleBoar: they can climb on the ceiling
 rasterscan: It can get on the ceiling.
 jetpixi: where does it go?
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 druidofspores: I think that's pretty normal for humans 😄 I love that emote so much too
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 itomeshi: I would like to think Twitch is aware of irony.
 shurtal: it jumps to the ceiling
 rasterscan: No teleport.
KeytarCat: ceiling
 NightValien28: do they climb on the ceilings?
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 BrindleBoar: Gamers don't look up.
JakeRebadaviaXD: "Oh god they teleported"
 Dmc3628: they full on rando enemies
 jetpixi: Putt Putt?
 Dmc3628: yeah cause that's regernators
 MilkInBag: omg Adam did you ever see the BIG version of  ? The guy is super funny with his goofy eyes  the emote is used around 500k times a day
 Shirts_: So play a JRPG
CaptinOfBeez: good job adam!
 ky0dar: good job Adam! 
 MilkInBag: https://twitchemotes.com/emotes/626795
 ducking_mad: Wowo Adam you are the coolest
 Pharmacistjudge: Adam only wants to raid on Farm, no profression
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 Pharmacistjudge: progression
 rasterscan: "I want to do something easy that makes me look way better than I am." Have you tried TikTok?
 jetpixi: the man has no eyelids!
 ButButTheJesus: @MilkInBag oh my GOD
 circusofkirkus: holy shit MilkInBag that's bizarre
KeytarCat:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh god it has a whistle
 MilkInBag: the dude has WIDE EYES
Cupstr: did you figure out how to rotate items in storage? i usually watch vods so i haven't seen yet
 jetpixi: EYES
Gaytanic_Panic: 
 ZealousCrow: Should I bother using a rifle in RE4?
 aussie_rob_w: Absolutely yes.
DrasonSpike: naw rifle overated
 MilkInBag: I love my very own emote, 
 jetpixi: play how you wanna play
Fattness132: FeelsBadMan whats wrong with pepe?
KeytarCat: Any game with any gun
 SquareDotCube: just load up on rocket launchers
 Dmc3628: things that will not be talked about now
 aussie_rob_w: The semi-auto rifle is legit.
Rootpotato: new challenge, knife only re4
 PerfectDarkRitual: Semi-Auto rifle comes in extremely handy in the 3rd act
 saucemaster5000: resident evil slappers only
 MilkInBag: Pepe is poopoo
 ButButTheJesus: @ZealousCrow i used rifle and pistol and tmp and shotgun
 kumatsu: The best global is obviously 
 eric_christian_berg: This place needs a touch of paint and a few throw pillows.
  Juliamon: Pepe has unfortunate racist connotations
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 MilkInBag: You're too slow! 
 circusofkirkus: wow, look who's a good employee
 gawag_: there's a great doc about it
 sydnius: 
 kumatsu: Pepe is canon dead, leave the poor frog alone
 Pharmacistjudge: through no fault of the creator
 MilkInBag: Yeah, I wish people stopped racing with their cars
 ZealousCrow: Yeah Pepe got appropriated by racists.
 jetpixi: 
 druidofspores:   
 Dmc3628: get Beej on the line for the product plugs
 jonasjonIV: not again!
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 itomeshi: Torghast?
Rynehawk: 
JakeRebadaviaXD: Ben is a new subscriber??
 gawag_: theres a documentary on it called Feels Good Man
  Juliamon:   
Haroldholmes25: is this gaming
 Tangsm: Kind of a pity you don't have Ashley following you through that.
 MinniChii: We had a super snowy day, I got called into work, so I am treating myself with a tasty Blizzard and spoops. I am in a happy place now. Partly because I get to sit down now
 druidofspores: where's the lighting cobra?
 MilkInBag: Get a sub up ya, Ben
 jonasjonIV: demons!
 ButButTheJesus: @MinniChii 
 jetpixi: cutscenes ruining everything
 ky0dar: well, who's this horny fellow
JakeRebadaviaXD: They're praising chipotle?
 jetpixi: hella focused on chanting
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 Manae: Grenade time
 shurtal: grenade?
MyBuddySuperfly: grenade!!?
 NavelWarfare: Grenade!
 jonasjonIV: throw a grenade!
 ZealousCrow: Can we drop it on em?
thraximore: grenaaaade
MyBuddySuperfly: graneda!
 saucemaster5000: heh. unload on them
 jetpixi: sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dont ya think?!
 theleerm: shoot it!
 zackfayden808: hi chat and spoopy bois
 MilkInBag: migrating to the south
 jetpixi: it's lunch time
 circusofkirkus: ceremony is over
 aussie_rob_w: Cash money
MyBuddySuperfly: oh 
ArrestedHouse: blocked
Cupstr: it's the deacons of the deep, this is an easy boss fight
thraximore: lmao
 MilkInBag: D:
 Kramburger: running to the ritual with toast in their mouth
ashesandmochi: 
 ky0dar: ewwwwwwwwww
JakeRebadaviaXD: There's always that one cult member that never turly belonge
 ButButTheJesus: ew!
GlennSeto: For when it rains.
Rynehawk: KEEP SHOOTING IT JEBBUS
 MilkInBag: That's why you don't mix alcohols
 saucemaster5000: it's the dukes archives and the snake started playing the tune
JakeRebadaviaXD: What's the password?
 MilkInBag: you found the compass!
 jetpixi: Chanting Man #3
 Lord_ZYRK: Ah, a hoo-ed
KeytarCat: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedImpossibleMartenYouWHY-oqI3dvs8uzvfjDI5
 rasterscan: Close. It's the lamp with the gems.
 Seth_Erickson: increasing it's value
 saucemaster5000: burning perfectly good gems apparently
 shurtal: now it sells for a LOT
 Dmc3628: it's a lot of Pitas
thefightnerd: do yu have to combine the gems with the mask in that order instead of mask with gems?
 ky0dar: Value...
 thegitrogsquirrel: 
JakeRebadaviaXD: Typical Lever Puzzle
 MilkInBag: you leeched from subs 
 rasterscan: Nah, the mask uses different jewels.
 jetpixi: oh  i already forgot that was a PoE thing
 circusofkirkus: didn't you open up the merchant's area?
 ky0dar: @thefightnerd different gems go in the mask
 NavelWarfare: I think you opened door to merchant
 shurtal: hey chat, i joined about an hour in, has the "Hand" voice line already happened?
thefightnerd: they left because its taco tuesday
 jetpixi: Nuggie Night
nyquister_: Because their dead?
DyerNotherDay: i dont FUCK
thraximore: well there was a guy with a gun
 ducking_mad: it was jim's birthday and cake was in the break room
 circusofkirkus: 
KeytarCat: Pull the sword from the viscera and prove yourself the new cult leader
JakeRebadaviaXD:      
GlennSeto: @ducking_mad Jim was the guy with the head hood?
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 zackfayden808: what'cha buyin
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 MilkInBag: Nothing relevant happens here.
Cupstr: yo has anyone else had the spicy chicken nuggies at mcdonalds? they're great
 circusofkirkus: ignore the chat behind the curtain
 Tangsm: We should just dictate the cut scenes for you.
 MilkInBag: This chat is recorded.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "My biggest problem as a streamer is interacting with chat"
 ZealousCrow: That's not a you problem, that's just the issue with streaming.
 ducking_mad: @GlennSeto it was going to be a surprise for him
 Dumori: RGB light we a gamer now
MyBuddySuperfly: heheHEHEhe
nyquister_: We could make a twitchchat-to-speak extension for you Adam?
JakeRebadaviaXD: Ok, we need a wooah emote now
 fastlane250: 
nyquister_: Ben is almost there already
 circusofkirkus: tune up the pistol?
 MilkInBag: I didn't know 'buying' has 3 Y in the word
GlennSeto: @ducking_mad Bummer. But his family will save on the engraving on his tombstone.
 jetpixi:  i was just sayin that to myself @MilkInBag
DyerNotherDay: cOME back anytimE 
 ducking_mad: @GlennSeto and the headspace in the casket
 Kramburger: Sounds like a chat problem, not an Adam problem
 wargodmogis: I mean, you aren't the worse at it
 jetpixi: the what?
 circusofkirkus: 
 gawag_: doesn't bother me, especially on a old game
 DiscordianTokkan: It's the choice between Chat and Story. Voice Cutscenes is a good compromise
GlennSeto: ouch
 BusTed: 
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MyBuddySuperfly: just like los The Beatles
 saucemaster5000: the the illuminati
 mowdownjoe: Actual Illuminati.
 Spacepup: I think some people get invested in the game, and while they probably like you interacting with them, they probably also feel upset that you aren't as "invested" as they are, despite you having to split your attention and them not having the same issue.
 MilkInBag: the beaches?
 jetpixi: "Castellan: the governor of a castle." I did not know this word till now.
 Pteraspidomorphi: The plagues
 Tangsm: "I gave all the power to the powerful man. Nothing bad will happen, surely."
  Defrost: Gyarados is my reason to live
GlennSeto: Salazar does not strike me as the religious type.
thraximore: "Free will is overrated anyway."
 saucemaster5000: the casinos of las plagas are not a cleansing place
 thegitrogsquirrel: to be human is to miss stuff on a first go. to be twitch is to point it out
theanthonydee: did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
 mowdownjoe: Adam planning on picking up GG:Strive?
 jetpixi: No me gusta
 MilkInBag: Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagues?
GlennSeto: Is there word on the netcode?
 ButButTheJesus: @theanthonydee i heard it was ironic
 Vyous: Gotta use that flick
 Makrosian_Tae: Chumkin
MyBuddySuperfly: byeeeee
 martian_kyo: i just watched the beta for guilty gear the online looks very promising
 Seth_Erickson: not gonna lie forgot where ashley went for a second
DyerNotherDay: hieS head ARe FUCK
 jetpixi: wait. where did ashley go?
 shurtal: Strive's theme is "The Smell of the Game", that's allyou gotta know
 ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi walked into a trap
 jetpixi: oh of course
 Pharmacistjudge: I'm a May main
 frostownik: i was a Faust main
 Seth_Erickson: she got caught in a trap and we're finding away around
JakeRebadaviaXD: Typical Ashley
 NightValien28: I love the character design, shame its on a fighting game
 Vyous: She got scooby doo'd
Rynehawk: classic ashley
 aussie_rob_w: I love that the head bugs always get Ben.
 Dmc3628: let's not forget the real winner here Milia was the original Bayonetta
 jetpixi:  that scans
 ducking_mad: but do we really care she is gone
x0den: giovanna looks sic I want to play her so bad
 mowdownjoe: I'm planning on maining Giovanna. She looks fun.
 fastlane250: Ashley suffocated in a wal-wait wrong stream
 El_Funko: Right in his precious torso
 Dmc3628: then again Nagoriyuki is doing something GG never has done in its franchise
strugglegrantsresolve: Playing Zelda In Re4
 jetpixi:  @El_Funko
 BusTed: 🪙
 circusofkirkus: the circle of life
 ducking_mad: the cycle is complete
 jetpixi: 
Gaytanic_Panic: DHALSIIIIIIIIIIIM
 martian_kyo: The wolf doesnt do much in the game in itself sadly. it's kind of like scarf.
 NavelWarfare: We gonna talk about how you can't burst out of Axl's new timestop?
 jetpixi: Dhalsim deez nuts?
 El_Funko: @jetpixi 
 jetpixi: hi @El_Funko !
 martian_kyo: oh yeah she looks great.
 Dmc3628: i mean nagoriyuki is a literal sanguimancer and a swordsmn
 El_Funko: Kind of yeah
 Seth_Erickson: popular australian comedian El underscore Funko
 El_Funko: You kill stuff and treasures fall out of them
 Vyous: PoE if you loose your gear
 jetpixi: just like in real life
 Lord_ZYRK: I dunno, Tarkov actually looks kind of fun
 BrindleBoar: it's more like that one PoE league that let you invade other players' instances and kill them for their stuff
 Makrosian_Tae: DAAAAMN Zyrk!
 El_Funko: I actually installed PoE again after you wont stop tweeting about it
 El_Funko: also I miss diablo
nyquister_: Chris made a good game
 jetpixi: you're singing that song from Grease but to PoE
 Lord_ZYRK: That is far from true
 ducking_mad:  
strugglegrantsresolve: If you Plan On playing Tarkov have the Maps On Hand for Ref
 circusofkirkus: 
 rasterscan: I still don't trust Blizzard to Diablo anymore.
 Seth_Erickson: Lord_Zyrk the one can't be bothered to subscribe on his own 
thefightnerd: suplex that red guy, hes asking for it
 Makrosian_Tae: Halo 1 era flood was the best flood
 Kramburger: I heard Zyrk call Halo 1 a cinematic masterpiece
 druidofspores: ohhh I thought you guys were talking about Pillars of Eternity when you were typing PoE
 BusTed: Wearing the collector's edition helmet.
CaptinOfBeez: just replayed that, flood was crazyyyy
dutchmoose: I've been playing PoE on and off since the PS4 released and I still don't know what I'm exactly doing
 Lord_ZYRK: You asked if I had a "crew" that I played Halo with because you saw I was playing it on Steam. I didn't bring up shit \  /
 BrindleBoar: El_Funko not only is D3 still a thing, but they added new class sets and a few new items recently, I was surprised to learn.
 El_Funko: This is like when I told my Grandma I liked NInja Turtles so for every birthday ever I got Turtle related items, that were not Ninja Turtles
 CaptainSpam: Wait, did that guy JUST dart up to the balcony where you just were?
 jetpixi: ok but i kinda love that  @El_Funko
 Makrosian_Tae: My favorite part of Halo 1 was how flood soldiers would just... GET UP. Later games needed some gameplay mechanic to revive them, but when they just GOT UP it scared the shit outta me
 jetpixi: what
ArrestedHouse: 
 ZealousCrow: THIS GAME
CaptinOfBeez: WHAT
MyBuddySuperfly: o... k?
 BrindleBoar: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 ducking_mad:  
 wargodmogis:  
 mowdownjoe: WAT
GlennSeto: This might be Adam's new favorite game.
ComradeMik: i got up to like act 9 or some shit in POE and realised I wasn't having fun
thraximore: Amazing
 Makrosian_Tae:    
  Defrost: We bloodborne
Mashamino: 
 BrindleBoar: it's time for DAKKA
 MWGNZ: PoE seasons would be nicer if you didn't have to replay the story each time
 Makrosian_Tae:     
 Dmc3628: yeah if you don't kill the red zealot before then he just gets a mini gun
TotallyNotaBeholder: And 'here' is where I'd like to install the anti aircraft turret
 saucemaster5000: every monastary has one of those. It's a meditiation thing
 Favre_Studios: 
ComradeMik: so I went back to diablo 3, which is perfect for my tiny attention span
CaptinOfBeez: ben needs to add this guy to his war boyz
CaptinOfBeez: so much dakka
 jetpixi: are the bullats broken?
 Seth_Erickson: are we even dealing damage?
 eric_christian_berg: This needs yakkity sax.
 BrindleBoar: Art.
thraximore: That is some nonsense
Rynehawk: we're gaming
Haroldholmes25: 
CaptinOfBeez: dam this hit ref
ArrestedHouse: 
 circusofkirkus:   
 Mr_Horrible: hmm, they did well by picking the thiccest boi to operate the turret
Mashamino: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
nyquister_: The trigger and spin table have the same button... lol
 ZealousCrow: Why did it keep making the armor sound when you were shooting him in the stomach?
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 Pharmacistjudge: more reds will come
 jetpixi: good question
JakeRebadaviaXD: Boss Dead 
 saucemaster5000: so what's the takeaway about how re4 has/hasn't held up?
 Pharmacistjudge: the shotgun has a spread shot outside the red dot
 DarknessKingCoH: He had abs of steel
ComradeMik: targeting feels a bit dated, the rest seems to hold up
 jetpixi: and buns of steel 
ArrestedHouse: shinji mikami baybee
 ButButTheJesus: VIDEO GAMES
dutchmoose: RE4 has aged in a weird endearing way
 Lord_ZYRK: Welcome to Video Games
Cupstr: fuckin japanese games are a treat, man
 Makrosian_Tae: Hey, sometimes it's okay for a game to be a game
 Seth_Erickson: I mean what if I need to protect the foyer of my mansion
 jetpixi: always
 magical_writer: yes
JakeRebadaviaXD: Yes
 ducking_mad: always
 Seth_Erickson: big gatling gun in the center works pretty well
Cupstr: yes please
 wargodmogis: Always
ArrestedHouse: do we
Gaytanic_Panic: YES
CaptinOfBeez: yes
MyBuddySuperfly: 
 ButButTheJesus: OH BOY
 Makrosian_Tae: Yep
tergonis: always
 MinniChii: akways
 Kramburger: Read the lore bible, it basically explains everything 
JakeRebadaviaXD: Oh no
 eric_christian_berg: That reminds me, I should make coffee.
 NightValien28: serge did a serge
 ZealousCrow: Defenses, like a machine gun turret mounted in a parlor
theanthonydee:   
 BrindleBoar: 
 BusTed: 
 GhostValv: oh no
CaptinOfBeez: oh serg
 ButButTheJesus:   
 Pharmacistjudge: Is that cinnamon roll?
 TaeniaVolf: my favorite is when I go to click healthstone and we dont even have a warlock xp
 Makrosian_Tae: Precious, precious Serge
MyBuddySuperfly:   
JakeRebadaviaXD: Precious child, serge
 until_may: Adam reminds me of dorian from Dragon age, minus the romantic interests
Rynehawk: ok that one looks like a bee gees album
 Dmc3628: six bodies need to be shown
 BrindleBoar: you need six people showing
MyBuddySuperfly: D:    D:
 NavelWarfare: You need six dead folks
GlennSeto: It said six dudes gotta die.
 saucemaster5000: so the machine gun was ridiculous but this makes perfect sense
 NightValien28: brute force brute force
 El_Funko: Liberty Jesus... ANOTHER Liberty Jesus.. come onnnnn Liberty Jesus
 jetpixi: that's how i do these too lol Makes Myst real hard 
 ducking_mad: Big Brain activate
 ZealousCrow: It said six lives
 Tangsm: The hint was 6.
 Seth_Erickson: said six sacrifices or something
JakeRebadaviaXD: The scrifice of 6 lives was it?
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Trahas: you need 6 people?
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Rynehawk: 6 total people in the 4 pics?
 Trahas: all hanging is 8
 Seth_Erickson: no two hanged couples and two little heads
 circusofkirkus: that's 4 x 2
  Defrost: Guilotine is 1, hanging is 2, jesus is 3?
 Dumori: 4x2 is 8 Ben
 ButButTheJesus: math!
 wargodmogis: 2 hanging 2 gilutine
 NightValien28: 4 plus 2 is 8 ben
 Trahas: either 3 1 1 1
 Trahas: or 2 2 1 1
InkyGhoast: 2 heads, 1 hanging and a jesus is my guesss
 Trahas: yues
JakeRebadaviaXD: two guillotine ones and two hanging ones
 jetpixi: "and a jesus" 
 circusofkirkus: 
 ducking_mad:   
 BusTed: 
 wargodmogis:  
JakeRebadaviaXD:    
Haroldholmes25: 
 jetpixi: 
 ky0dar: FBTouchdown
InkyGhoast:    
 Pharmacistjudge: you get an Anime power
 ZealousCrow: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
  Akaiatana: Adam is our resident expert
 ky0dar: 
Jemixene:    
 Favre_Studios: 
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
Gaytanic_Panic:        
MyBuddySuperfly: ???
 jetpixi: who's this? 
 Trahas: Fair point Ben
 circusofkirkus: Napoleon Bonaparte!
JakeRebadaviaXD: No, Adam you definitely answered that legit
 The_Kraken19: I love this little shithead so much
 ZealousCrow: These puzzles are super dumb anyway lol
 jonasjonIV: people were smaller in the past
ArrestedHouse: you can't just say that adam D:
 jetpixi: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 ducking_mad: Whaaaaat
 Seth_Erickson: never would have guessed
  Akaiatana: Ah, he worked retail
 ky0dar: so, he's also a little person.
 MinniChii: is that napoleon?
 Seth_Erickson: I was thinking more like 6 or 7 years old
tiptapdrats: OH NICE I TUNED IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NAPOLEON KID GIVING A MONOLOGUE
 Pharmacistjudge: I have these fingers
 ducking_mad: Jazz fingers
JakeRebadaviaXD: I honestly thought you'd be older
tiptapdrats: HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER
ArrestedHouse: 
 jetpixi: He's a fun heel
 ZealousCrow: He has a gun idiots
 Dmc3628: oh wait we haven't even hit peak wrestling with the game
infinity_225: He’s right there shoot him!
 BrindleBoar: there are a couple of lalafel decked out like him
 jetpixi: wait...how i find this video?
MyBuddySuperfly:   
 Seth_Erickson: 
 MWGNZ: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 jonasjonIV: its super effective!
Gaytanic_Panic: NAAAAAAAADES
TotallyNotaBeholder: 
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
Mashamino: 
zeldakid1999:   
 circusofkirkus: 
 lemmel:  
JakeRebadaviaXD:     
ArrestedHouse: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 wargodmogis: Scythes aren't trown weapons
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
 BrindleBoar:   
ashesandmochi:   
JakeRebadaviaXD: 
Gaytanic_Panic: DROPPIN' NAAAAAAADES
 NightValien28: that man jus threw a scythe???
 spethycakes: 
 wargodmogis:  
 circusofkirkus: 
 Stormthius:  
 ky0dar: 
 jetpixi:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
K_t_Imp000: HAHAHAHA
 ruscobrog:  
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Seth_Erickson: IT"S GOOD 
thraximore: 
 saucemaster5000: referee holding hands up
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 jetpixi: crossbows with FIRE though lol
 Makrosian_Tae:   
MyBuddySuperfly: bazookas and smiley faces
 ZealousCrow: Good thing no one told Los Illuminados about handguns. Only turret mounted machine guns and ROCKET LAUNCHERS?!
nyquister_: Darth Malak, that you?
 BusTed: @jetpixi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUvx2BExZI
Rynehawk:   
 jetpixi: thanks @BusTed !
JakeRebadaviaXD: They're not even attacking
KeytarCat: https://clips.twitch.tv/CogentCorrectHorseradishDAESuppy-3G_BUxIv8Td8Vvwn
 Seth_Erickson: I am just level one Plagas don't hurt me
JakeRebadaviaXD: Nvm
MyBuddySuperfly: you're it
 BrindleBoar: yakety sax time
 Manae: That's why you don't use field points for fighting
 Dumori: Oh god we're crashing a NERF war
 El_Funko: and a gatling gun
 saucemaster5000: wow scooby doo got dark in the later seasons
Rynehawk: or rotating machine guns on a hidden lift in a church flor
nyquister_: They are a great diverse armory
MyBuddySuperfly: not enough ptas to buy guns to everyone
 El_Funko: the red dude is like "Only ~I~ get the gatling gun, everyone else gets sticks"
thraximore: gatling guns are for the elites
thehokeypokey: They can't afford the merchant's prices
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Bullets are hard to get a hold of
erinmicah_: and use catapults
Dr_fragenstien: they spent all the money on rocket launchers and gatling guns, and realized they needed to arm more poeple
 ZealousCrow: Red9 is so good
NoTomToLose: We keep losing all our gun ammo, we just leave it everywhere
 PerfectDarkRitual: The cult bake sale wasn't successful enough to get everyone guns
 ky0dar: They cant afford guns for everyone. they spent all the money on robes
 Seth_Erickson: Listen they didn't have the budget for a mansion full of puzzles one gatling gun and 2 rocket launchers plus regular guns for every cultist
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BrindleBoar: 
Rynehawk:  
Rynehawk: crying
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 fastlane250: 
 jetpixi: I retract my gratitude  @BusTed
 ButButTheJesus: 
storiers: "so did you get those rifles we asked for?" "so . . . bad news. they were out of a few things. I improvised?"
 PMAvers: Turns out building all the puzzles with the bronze and silver keys took up their budget.
 El_Funko: Those bugs cost money, not in this economy
 Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:27.
 Lord_ZYRK: Very good use of the soundboard, Benjamin
thraximore: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Favre_Studios: 
JakeRebadaviaXD: Shit, I have to go, chat. I have my finals. SEE YOU, LOVELY PEOPLE~~~~
tiptapdrats: Pfffft
 ZealousCrow: The came after you with scythes and rocket launchers at the same time. Seriously that was weird.
 magical_writer: thank you so much
KeytarCat: gl, @JakeRebadaviaXD !
 NightValien28: they raided a home depot so they only had 30 assault rifles and 100 gardening tools
 Seth_Erickson: bye @JakeRebadaviaXD 
 Favre_Studios: !clipit
 Kramburger: You gotta EARN the bug, Dave. I don't care who your dad is
 Dumori: You can have a crossbow or you can go unarmed
 BrindleBoar: The voice changer has given you too much power Ben 
 Pharmacistjudge: Good luck on finals
 Makrosian_Tae: Ben you are a goddam GIFT
 MWGNZ: you think bugs and sticks grow on trees?
 Lord_ZYRK: Good luck JakeRebadaviaXD
 codatski: *slow claps*
 BusTed: @jetpixi No takesies backsies
 theleerm: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Cupstr: goddamn did i get drunk quicker than i intended or does absolutely nothing in this game make sense?
 Sogheim: I'm super fond of the large shield and lousy flail combo
 NightValien28: Cupstr yes
 DeM0nFiRe: "Maybe you coudl afford your own bug if you bought less avocado toast"
 BrindleBoar: that button clearly launches a nuke
 PMAvers: Well, except for that DO NOT PUSH button.
 Tangsm: They hid the security system button in a one off vase.
tiptapdrats: Wait. That button was under the vase, but wasn't being pressed. So... The vase didn't have a bottom
NoTomToLose: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulLovelyPterodactylEagleEye-R5W903tIFTePbkMh
 codatski: That vase was priceless Adam!
MyBuddySuperfly: "dave"
 jetpixi: 
thraximore: "It works in Rainbow Six Siege!"
 Seth_Erickson: it can tank one hit Dave use it wisely
 circusofkirkus: if your shield breaks, just cover your face
 jetpixi: both
Kibbik: yes
 Seth_Erickson: both
 ButButTheJesus: @NoTomToLose 
 62MGcobra: yes
 Kramburger: "I don't think Dave has a future in this cult"
 Favre_Studios: Vaws
 BusTed: pot
Cupstr: i cannot wait for the vod of this so i can watch it sober and try to figure out what in the sam fuck is going on
 codatski: It's vase not vase
 quillilian: And then Dave just holds his hands in front of his face and hopes
 spethycakes: it's "vaazz," actually
Kibbik: We invested all our money into vases
 NotCainNorAbel: Why can't we just use the money that is sitting around?
 jetpixi: i say Vase (like face) cuz i'm a silly American
KeytarCat: too many clipable moments, I don't want to look away!
 Tangsm: They have one cultist sewing robes, and one cultist throwing pottery.
 fastlane250: Deactivate? Who wouldn’t?
Randoplh: HOW
 ducking_mad: And we got rockets
 Sogheim: what the heck?!
 BrindleBoar: vidyagames
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, the smiling dudes again
thraximore: Did that kill them?
 Manae: You just took a rocket to the jaw
 Manae: and shrugged it off
 jetpixi: 
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/InspiringOddScallionFeelsBadMan-xr9Fssdf1xhY1-dl @KeytarCat Ya meme like THIS ONE!?
 Seth_Erickson: I feel like we might be better served rerouting budget from the vases to like weapon arms but I've only been here two months so what do I know
 ButButTheJesus: would you like an egg, in these trying times?
 ducking_mad: Brotein
 jetpixi: K
KeytarCat: Exactly!
 Pharmacistjudge: salmonella
 codatski: Turns out you were just smarter than the video game
 Lord_ZYRK: Protesium
 BusTed: 🍌
Rynehawk: i mean havent you had a bananna egg?
Cupstr: potassyeez nutz
 theleerm: vitamin e for eggg
 El_Funko: It's 2021, we eat potassium now
ashesandmochi: sulphur
 Roger_Job329: Glucose from the yolk
 Makrosian_Tae: Pro-tassium
 KV1NN4: Choleggsterol!
 shurtal: Ilberd says: sLoPpY
 Kramburger: If a spider lays its eggs in a banana does that count as getting potassium from eggs?
 Makrosian_Tae: @kramburger C E A S E
 GhostValv: he took two years of judo in high school so he better make the most out of it damnit
  Defrost: Freaking blast door
 reptile___: but if we don't replace the vases, where will we keep all our ammunition?
the_fanerdic: Adam IS the GOAT
hattingston: someone tell Matt!
 jetpixi: It'll look great on your Christmas Tree
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 El_Funko: They couldn't afford a whole goat
 Pharmacistjudge: see, you are the GOAT
 Orgmastron: 
Randoplh: Adam you're the GOAT
 DeM0nFiRe: Eh, it's a pretty good ornament but idk if I would call it the GOAT ornament
 BrindleBoar:   
 Tangsm: They use the service entrance.
 fastlane250: 
KeytarCat: I'm excited for y'all to play RE5 co-op
 Seth_Erickson: They have secret tunnels behind the pictures
 jetpixi: I just got goats in Stardew. Im very pleased.
thraximore: 
 Kramburger: What's the matter? I just talking about biting into a banana and feeling something moving in your mouth
the_fanerdic: You're a close Second Ben 
 BusTed: gotye
Cupstr: i think you're both great
Randoplh: U are the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
NoTomToLose: @BusTed Somebody you used to know?
 Pharmacistjudge: you can't believe you are the GOAT...you have people to believe you are the GOAT for you.
Cupstr: take the d'angelo wallace approach and just say you're the best until it's true
 Makrosian_Tae: Believe in the Ben who believes in you
 BusTed: @NoTomToLose Right.
KeytarCat: So cool thing, you don't have to find yourself cool to BE cool
 DiscordianTokkan: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Seth_Erickson: might even be another lalafel monologue 👀
NoTomToLose: Here it is again for you, chat https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulLovelyPterodactylEagleEye-R5W903tIFTePbkMh
 DiscordianTokkan: Frig, I need to start trying to craft stuff for my Skybuilders Relics in FFXIV.
 jetpixi: crafting! my new favorite thing.
dutchmoose: I do wanna say about the MtG bannings that my UW control deck got caught in the crossfire, I'm so heartbroken
Cupstr: does anyone here play destiny 2?
  Juliamon: !destiny
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a Destiny 2 Clan!: Main Clan PS4: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2070847 Sparrow Squad PS4: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupId=920093 
 DiscordianTokkan: It's Extremely fun, I just am not ready for the Expert Craft biz, despite having... SO many pentamelds.
  Juliamon: !destinypc
  Juliamon: destiny pc
  Juliamon: fff
Cupstr: damn that was quick, thanks friend
  Juliamon: !destiny pc
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a Destiny 2 PC Clan! We Live Here Now: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2074776 Mercenary Solutions: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2687323 Suspiciously Fast Movers: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupId=2785292 Questionably Legal Clan: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupId=2856979 DEFINITELY ILLEGAL CLAN: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupId=2909169
 HundreydAundre: The BUG argument is so YEET and dumb...!!!
  Juliamon: I promise I'm not drunk, just distracted
NoTomToLose: Sure, sure
Cupstr: i've been thinking of getting the game and i wanna know what y'all think
  Juliamon: I am full of cheesecake and water
 HundreydAundre: @Juliamon You could also say neither. Then you can never tell.
 codatski: @juliamon Oooh birthday cheesecake!
Cupstr: i'm also drunk af
 ducking_mad:  
 ky0dar: wowser
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon 
 BrindleBoar: Mulletbats!
 BusTed: That scruff.
ComradeMik: the mullet is giving me flashbacks
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
  Juliamon: Cheesecake is best birthday cake
 Seth_Erickson: my hair was down to below my shoulders before I finally decided to cut it
 kalira77: so much flash
Cupstr: god i need a haircut, i'm getting an afro and i don't like it
NoTomToLose: Do you enjoy shooting each enemy for awhile before they die? Destiny might be for you
 BusTed: Surely this time...
 Sogheim: how long before we get to see the tiny vampire in capris again?
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 korvys: Like those chain doors
 GhostValv: I guess you can't get in.
 theleerm: gameplay!
 BusTed: The cold darkness of nothing.
 jonasjonIV: { }
NoTomToLose: "I fill the moat with Darkness"
thraximore: n o t h i n g
 Tangsm: Just a moat of pure despair.
 HundreydAundre: Hinge Shatter
 itomeshi: Ben, try logging into WoW and taking a flight point then. It's super borked.
 gualdhar: the Platonic ideal of nothing
 Lord_ZYRK: "Have you seen Neverending Story?" "Oh, I see where this is going."
 Seth_Erickson: @Bengineering what about that moat we filled with rats in A Plague Tale: Innocence
Cupstr: what's a bird?
 BusTed: Known bird-hater.
 GhostValv: jerk birds
 jetpixi: flying dinosaurs
 BrindleBoar: much like wolves
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 Pharmacistjudge: no one cares when you shoot crows or vultures
 itomeshi: I've never heard birds described that way.
 Tangsm: You ever offer seagulls a french fry?
 BusTed: Like that one Hitchcock documentary.
 jetpixi: 
 theleerm: seabats "known birdhater"
 InquisitorGaia: yall ever seen the movie Birdemic?
 jetpixi: crows are smart. they remember.
 ducking_mad: The crow was BBEG
 ButButTheJesus: holy heck
 Kramburger: Sounds like magpie season in Aus. Every summer, man
 DeM0nFiRe: It is pretty creepy when you are walking down a street and there's no cars or people around and just a fuckload of crows
 Sogheim: is that a hedge maze?! who are these guys?!
 Pharmacistjudge: it's hedge maze time!
NoTomToLose: you mean the black flying velociraptors?
 empyreon: 
 jonasjonIV: this area is aMAZEing
MoralBacteria: I've had a red winged black bird swoop at me unprovoked. It was cute up until it attacked
 ButButTheJesus: we get flocks of geese landing outside this apartment and they get into honk fights
 Sogheim: hahahaha! what the heck?!
dutchmoose: My high school had to cancel outdoor lunch a few times because of huge groups of seagulls
 BusTed: "Ya gonna finish those friiies?"
 Kramburger: "Nice bag of food, be a shame if something happened to it..."
 ZealousCrow: Crows won't actually attack you for your food though. They're polite about it.
 DarknessKingCoH: indoor recess was the shit, get yourself a little a scooty thing and a jump rope
 EvilBadman: That Out going image though
 62MGcobra: murder friends
 Seth_Erickson: sagacious?
 Seth_Erickson: what does this mean
 CaptainSpam: "Ah, Mister Kennedy. Still reaching for an earpiece despite the fact this is a video link that shows your face and you clearly have no earpiece here."
 teaspoonC: "nice food you got there, be a shame if some birds happened to it"
NoTomToLose: "Look at my maze, this maze is a... uh... pretty cool"
 kalira77: wise iirc
 eric_christian_berg: This kid has distressingly deep eye sockets.
 Sogheim: gosh, Jacob was right. when you become a vampire, your taste in fashion is stuck forever
 Pharmacistjudge: Umm...the girl that saved you
Cupstr: you forgot to mention at the beginning of the stream that the vampire boy you met was also a fucking pirate
 predlord890: what did the rats do to you little man
 Lord_ZYRK: No, Leon, the castle has a rat problem. Did you not listen to what he just said?
 Pharmacistjudge: the one that saved you from Saddler
 jetpixi: You're not wrong
 Nigouki: didn't Ada already save us once?
 NavelWarfare: Boy it's a hedge maze. I can just climb it. I WON'T, to prove my supremacy. But I can.
 EvilBadman: Live forever or die trying yeayeaaaaa
 Pharmacistjudge: the one you have an entire bottle cap, screaming her name?
 magical_writer: Death is the ultimate esacpe.
 MinniChii: Two Moons make one? Find an extra butt!
 ducking_mad: Have you ever gone through a hedge that shit hurts
 jetpixi: shit shit fucking hedge maze shit
 ZealousCrow: We literally have a bowie knife\
 jonasjonIV: I mean, he's short. the walls might only be chest high.
thraximore: ouch
NoTomToLose: good doggo
 62MGcobra: that dog petted you
 jetpixi: also guard dog
Rynehawk: rugged
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: not blood, jam
 Lord_ZYRK: Turns out solving a maze isn't the threat here   
 Sogheim: awww that poor doggo was just hungry you should have given them the egg
 GhostValv: 
 Lord_ZYRK: Who wants to go out? Who wants to go out?!
 BrindleBoar: 
 circusofkirkus: 
thraximore: 
the_fanerdic: YOU EFFED UP
Randoplh: 
Rynehawk:   
 DiscordianTokkan: FETCH
ClankyLily: 
 BusTed: It was I who was the dumbass!
 ButButTheJesus: 
ArrestedHouse: LuL
CaptainSpam: You made it worrrrrrse!
ArrestedHouse: 
 Dumori: that nat 1
 itomeshi: hahahaha
zeldakid1999:   
Haroldholmes25: ah yes the consequences of your actions
 ducking_mad:  
ClankyLily: 
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
thraximore: YOU DUN GOOFED
 Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:03.
 BrindleBoar: Ben is dying 
 ruscobrog: An error has been made.
the_fanerdic:   
Haroldholmes25: 
Jemixene:   
 thegitrogsquirrel: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
Transmuted_Elf: oh nooooo
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 ZealousCrow: That went well
Randoplh: TOUCHDOWN
 62MGcobra:   
TheOtterWhoLies: Well we know now WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
thraximore: 
 saucemaster5000: I've never seen anything more earned
 GhostValv: 
 Stormthius: 
 ladylinzington:   
 Lord_ZYRK: Savidan problem solving at work there 👏
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 Nigouki: 
Cupstr: welcome to the highlight reel ladies, gentlemen, and those who lieth betwixt
 aussie_rob_w:  
 ButButTheJesus: @TheOtterWhoLies who? who who?
 HundreydAundre: Clipped to cell
Raenel1: *you deserve it* clap clap clapclapclap
 jetpixi:  
 HundreydAundre: Even worse, sir.
 teaspoonC: I hate the way the worms schlep back in when they die
KeytarCat: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpoopyAverageDaikonRlyTho-WP4GwQPcJyZpWbD4
 Makrosian_Tae: See Adam, now THAT was hubris
 circusofkirkus: pog
 Sogheim: 
thraximore: 
 aussie_rob_w: That was hilarious.
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousInquisitiveTireCoolStoryBob-QAddPXcyqHtMPTCt
thraximore: no, that was hurbis
Cupstr: hurbis
 MegaDosX: Moonstone? You can evolve your Clefairy!
the_fanerdic: Mmmmm love them textures
 Manae: You can't joke about even a single gun is so hard to come by for these cultists, and then wonder why it's only bullets in a chest
 aussie_rob_w: “Stupid dogs- AHHHHHH”
 Makrosian_Tae: When the moonstone hits your eyestone like a big pizza-piestone, that's a more!
theanthonydee: that better end up on stream highlights 
the_fanerdic: Nice triple kill
 BusTed: tha triple
thraximore: so polite, they waited in a queue
 jetpixi: Just like Taylor Swift says..."Shake it off"
KeytarCat: ooh baby, a triple
Cupstr: running riot
GlennSeto: Apparently that fanmade texture upscale is coming along nicely.
 thegitrogsquirrel: golf clap
 saucemaster5000: I guess I know who not to invite to the puppy parade
 fastlane250: I’ve seen worse hedge mazes.
 aussie_rob_w: TMP ammo? You don’t even have a TMP!
 DiscordianTokkan: He IS very short
GlennSeto: Homie got short legs, it takes him longer.
FlyAwayGimpy87: those are not doges they beasties
 Tangsm: This is why you should deworm your pets.
 MegaDosX: They're like displacer beasts
 Sogheim: so the dogs can jump through the hedge but you can't?
thraximore: Takes him longer to cover the same distance
succulent_club: My short stature leaves me vulnerable to overwhelm.
 BrindleBoar: 
the_fanerdic: TRUUUUUUUUUUUE THO
 aussie_rob_w: Oh god I hope the hubris makes the highlights this week
 teaspoonC: can confirm, tall and bad at hedge mazes
 jetpixi: He complained the whole time too
 saucemaster5000: short people can't solve puzzles. It's too tall an order
Ferisar: maybe the fellows of the fellowship were polite
 jetpixi: dwarves are natural sprinters lol
thraximore: Very dangerous over short distances
Cupstr: dwarves aren't meant for cross country though
Ferisar: and waited for their friend
 ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 oh U
 MegaDosX: Well known documentary Lord of the Rings
Kaorti: dwarves have better cardio tho
 BrindleBoar: 
Haroldholmes25: 
the_fanerdic: 
 BrindleBoar: 
qaz1291: the hubris
 fastlane250: 
thraximore: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
Rynehawk:  
Cupstr: jesus the internet truly is a hivemind
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 thegitrogsquirrel: 
Gaytanic_Panic: 
MyBuddySuperfly: 
 Dumori: The HILIGHT REEL!
 ducking_mad: 
 predlord890:   
 GhostValv: 
zeldakid1999: Clap
Gaytanic_Panic: 
the_fanerdic: YOU LOVE IT AND YOU KNOW IT!
 ky0dar: pump dog
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, you have to admit it's harder to do Long Division when you're Short
 jetpixi:   
 Sogheim: dog's got iframes
qaz1291: 
GlennSeto: He only kept up, because the eagles were carrying him offscreen. Also the reason the eagles didn't take the ring to Mordor.
Gaytanic_Panic: SKETTI DOG
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/BillowingCoweringKoalaTBCheesePull-OtyaapJDpgTdulHf
 circusofkirkus: "Don't touchdown me, you assholes" - Adam Savidan
 theleerm: 
 Pharmacistjudge: and then Adam getting jumped on by Ben's dog
NoTomToLose: that 'paws'?
 MegaDosX: Just so long as Adam doesn't shoot Ben's dog
 DiscordianTokkan: Heh, paws
Cupstr: it's a free twitch stream, we can touchdown whoever we want
 NavelWarfare: Hey! 5000G
NoTomToLose: they're not gold, they're Parent Teacher Associations
Ferisar: how did he get lost )))))))))
 Sogheim: oh no we're gonna be lost in this maze for the rest of our lives!
Gaytanic_Panic: woooooooooooow
 ducking_mad: If only you were taller
 circusofkirkus: 
thraximore: Yeah that's called being lost
 aussie_rob_w: 
MyBuddySuperfly: Leon is not tall enough
 Dumori: Ahahahah we go bamboozled
thraximore: 
 saucemaster5000: looks like you two are shorter than you thought
 circusofkirkus: I'm not lost, I'm just "lost"
 ButButTheJesus: 
 GhostValv: 
Zath_: 
 ky0dar: 
 ducking_mad: 
the_fanerdic: 
Gaytanic_Panic:     
 shurtal: 
thraximore: 
 MegaDosX: 
 Bladinus: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 quillilian: I'm not lost; my directions are absent
Rynehawk:  
 Seth_Erickson: 
codatski: stick to the right wall it's how we short people do hedge mazes Adam
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 ladylinzington:   
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Dumori: 
 jetpixi: 
ComradeMik: why? you're never nice to us?
MyBuddySuperfly:  
Kaorti: you be nice to you first!
 circusofkirkus: I didn't sign a contract
Gaytanic_Panic: Are we?
 StarWarsTHX1138: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin:  
 ky0dar: obligated by whomst?
Cupstr: we love you adam
 ZealousCrow: Be nice to adam. He is too sweet to be mean to.
 Sogheim: Adam, you're my favorite Resident Evil streamer!
 gualdhar: don't we pay you so we can be mean?
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
ClankyLily: 
 ducking_mad: whoa Adam is 65% nice
 StarWarsTHX1138: we love you Adam
 magical_writer: Ben
 kalira77: are we though?
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleNiceCattleGingerPower-cvKn6eV1oPdt_icj
 predlord890: then start being nice to dave he just wanted to be part of somthing
Jensling: Look, it's very disorienting for Adam to suddenly play a short person 
ashesandmochi:  
 aussie_rob_w: We love you Adam. Also, 
 NotCainNorAbel: Graham, james, Ben
nyquister_: Never = 99% of the time?
Cupstr: he called us all funny earlier, he's nice to us
 DiscordianTokkan: Adam's always nice to Chat as a whole, and just singles out people he knows/recognizes
 HundreydAundre: Kay.
 MegaDosX: Oh hey it's the woman from the bottlecap
 Dumori: Ada
 dreamyxcupcakes: Ada Wong!
 jetpixi: 
ArrestedHouse: ada 
 ky0dar: Bayon-Ada?
 jetpixi: you ok Adam? 
 ducking_mad: Anime meets matrixs
 Kramburger: Your boss pays you and they're still legally obligated not to bully you, chat
 aussie_rob_w: It’s Rat #2!
 serramarkov: I'll always be nice to you, Adam!
 shurtal: Just think, she was watching you get attacked by dogs, and lost, in the maze the entire time.
 GhostValv: 
 MyNameisJennieFuchsia: Tuesdays are my Mondays and looking forward to this stream got me through the day. Thanks, Adam!
thraximore: OMFG
Rynehawk: Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada
 HundreydAundre: So why can't funny things happen to the NPCs more often?
Cupstr: THIS GAME SUCKS
 Tangsm: Yeah, idiot. Try bringing more knives to a gunfight.
the_fanerdic: 
Gaytanic_Panic: 
 MegaDosX: I missed what he said, what did he say to her?
 ky0dar: Leon is the worst and we love him for it
Ferisar: resident may be evil and cry
Ferisar: also devil
 aussie_rob_w: Leon you asshole
ashesandmochi: leon PLEASE
MyBuddySuperfly: cool glasses
thraximore: cuz they KNEW
 Mattmitchell45: Neo Tokyo Ada's glasses are About to Explode!
Cupstr: why is that a functionality of the glasses?
NoTomToLose: cool, cool glasses
 ducking_mad: he only has a knife
 Lord_ZYRK: It's called having manners, Adam
 MegaDosX: What just happened.
 Electrodyne: Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Glasses
GlennSeto: Ada reverse-ages between games, huh?
 NotCainNorAbel: knives only
 BusTed: She was flipping too dramatically to shoot.
thraximore: NO adam, knife ONLY
 Dumori: Why she got flashbang specitcals
Gaytanic_Panic: Cool game
 Dmc3628: look flash bang sun glasses should be a real thing
KeytarCat: Glasses/flashbang
 MinniChii: Why is she running around in an Evening Dress!!! \
 ky0dar: he's not going to shoot her. He feels love for Ada
 DiscordianTokkan: They also said "Warning, about to explode"
 ButButTheJesus: VIDEO GAMES
MyBuddySuperfly: glasses be like yolo
 BrindleBoar: Dumori for this exact scenario, obviously 
Cupstr: what if that went off in your goddamn face on accident?
Ferisar: come on adam they wouldn't shoot each other
 Lord_ZYRK: Explosions are no reason to be rude
 Makrosian_Tae:   
Ferisar: they're in love
 shurtal: it costs nothing to be nice
GlennSeto: Eh, coding is boring, gotta amuse yourself.
 kalira77: because they're not rude, Adam
 GhostValv: you can throw knives 
 itomeshi: I'm starting to wonder if this game might be bad.
 magical_writer: the knife has sentimental value
TheGreySeraphim: just use gun 5head
Haroldholmes25: definitely a horny game
 ducking_mad: That's his favorite knife
Forgotten_Lizard: Look, if I was coding something like that, you can bet your dollar I'd put some stupid stuff in there
thehokeypokey: Every programmer I know would put that in
 jetpixi: nap time?!
 saucemaster5000: the glasses thought they'd be missed
ArkhamArchivist: the type of person that invents a flashbang sunglasses is gonna be a bit extra
Cupstr: this game is absurd
Ferisar: you think localization is responsible for that ben
 aussie_rob_w: @itomeshi it aged badly, I think.
Mister_Dee: They've spent at least twenty minutes together over the course of several games. It's TRUE LOVE.
Ferisar: have you seen capcom games
 HundreydAundre: Weird cameo...?
Cupstr: i need more booze
 jetpixi: what
 raulghoulia: Very sus
 ky0dar: Right. Localisation is responsible.
 rasterscan: And yet, despite all the ridiculous localization like that, this is still my favorite Leon out of the series.
 HundreydAundre: Maybe the glasses were being sentient?
 Makrosian_Tae: Serra? Famous 4/4 for 5?
 jetpixi: 
 Electrodyne: She doesn't tap to attack
 Arclight_Dynamo: "The Female." Yuck.
 BrindleBoar: Crapture that woman!
 MegaDosX: The "female"? Good lord.
 ButButTheJesus: the "saaaaaaaaample"
thraximore: Her objective is obviously [INSERT HERE]
 raulghoulia: gross
 saucemaster5000: wow Adam have you ever considered voice work?
 PerfectDarkRitual: They were very much leaning into the dialogue by this point in the series
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 Makrosian_Tae: @Arclight_Dynamo It's more tolerable if you read it with a Ferengi voice
 DiscordianTokkan: Dispose of him, as you Ring Fit
 Makrosian_Tae: FEEEEMALE
GlennSeto: Salazar is absolutely the guy to refer to women as "feeemales".
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Makrosian_Tae I legit can't do it otherwise. 
 JonnyGlitch: Hi Ben! Hi Adam! Hi Chat! Are we winning?
 shurtal: "I was. You have no game, Stranger"
 Dmc3628: I mean Salazar is abasolutely going to say it in that cadence
NoTomToLose: "Bit of advice, try using guns next time, Stranger"
nyquister_: "Stranger, I'm all out of knives"
Ferisar: ^
 NavelWarfare: I suggest picking a funny word. Any word that makes you laugh. Replace "sample" with it and go to town
 NotCainNorAbel: you didn't hear me just read that out loud to myself did you...
 ButButTheJesus: smoosh all the things together
 itomeshi: Rub things against other things! - Ben
 HundreydAundre: Oh. That's why the steel door was locked up so ridiculously.
Raenel1: don't think any of them combine, might want to check out the revolver though
 DeM0nFiRe: Adam the 1% just rubbing it in
 circusofkirkus: Ol' Moneybags Savidan
Gaytanic_Panic: DIAMOND HANDS BAYBEEEEEEEE
 aussie_rob_w: Also sell your TMP ammo. For the inventory space.
Ferisar: a millionaire in bits
 Electrodyne: Goat ornament goes on the hood of Goat Car
 korvys: @Bengineering Hey I made a thing for you https://i.imgur.com/EbNnONV.png
 MegaDosX: Why else would you be doing Twitch streaming if not to become fabulously wealthy?
 Electrodyne: 💎👐
 circusofkirkus:  korvys
 JonnyGlitch: "money has never been an issue" hasn't got enough for weapon upgrades
 DiscordianTokkan: @korvys Gold
 jetpixi: that's good @korvys 
 Makrosian_Tae: People always ask "what are your buying" but never "how are you buying"
thraximore: korvys that's very good
 BrindleBoar: 
Gaytanic_Panic: 
 GhostValv: nice
 BusTed: Well done.
 SmoreThanAFeelin: oh thats good
 ButButTheJesus: @korvys 
 jetpixi: yeeeahhhh
 jetpixi: 
 Mattmitchell45: Le Resistance
 Makrosian_Tae: @korvys you're a genius
 BusTed: Ooowaahh
 jetpixi: Viva La Resistance!
 HundreydAundre: Or how are you buying
 korvys: @Makrosian_Tae Oh no!
 saucemaster5000: you hear that it sounds like a giraffe is dying over there!
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Kramburger: All white? Sounds like a AA game then
 korvys: Would you believe that is not the first time i have used that meme for Adam specifically 
 aussie_rob_w: @korvys you legend
 Electrodyne: Hurberus, the three-headed hound of hubris
 jetpixi: what
NoTomToLose: A desert? Watch out for Ramunap Ruins
 teavian: meat
 jetpixi: meat dessert? meat cake?
 saucemaster5000: Imagine being so confidant in your writing you chisel it in stone and frame it
Ferisar: is this gonna be a puzzle
 HundreydAundre: Oh, look. A table prepped, just for you.
 Tangsm: Who invited the Sphinx to give the dinner toast?
Ferisar: definitely is
 Capt_clown: I just wanted a freakin happy meal damn!
 jetpixi: shoot the art?
NoTomToLose: "Welp, that probably doesn't mean anything"
CaptinOfBeez: Steve we've had some complaints....
 NavelWarfare: Shoot the food in order?
tiptapdrats: Meat for celebrating the day! Dessert to celebrate company! Drink to remind us that entropy is an inescapable truth, and all return to their constituent pieces in time
GlennSeto: Yeah, you can shoot the painting.
 BusTed: We haven't had a good snake in a box in a while.
tiptapdrats: Bread to celebrate being alive!
Ferisar: kinda sounds like the plaques are in order
 TheBearBee: Bullets on table too
thraximore: ah, horror game puzzles
 Tangsm: Let's not let a thing like sense interfere with our puzzle solving.
 NavelWarfare: I think bread is first
 BusTed: That was a positive sound.
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 BusTed: It's like in Mario games.
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 jetpixi: 
 BrindleBoar: 
Rynehawk: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin: lets rage in the cageeee
 wargodmogis:  
 Lord_ZYRK: No please, keep going
 circusofkirkus: so smart
ANeMzero: so smart you fall into an obvious trap
Munchill: 
 Capt_clown: here we go
 MWGNZ: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 BusTed: Cage fight!
 jetpixi: Cage Match!
the_fanerdic:   
 Dmc3628: ocked in with a gyardor
Haroldholmes25: 
 Dumori: HELL IN A CELL!
ANeMzero: Cage match, it's hell in a cell
 JonnyGlitch: Bonesaw is ready!
 ducking_mad: Introducing the Human Spider
 jetpixi: climb up and jump from the top!
 GhostValv: 
the_fanerdic: DECAPITATED
Forgotten_Lizard: 
 Dmc3628: or that
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Manae: daaaaamn
 TheBearBee: That does smarts
 Capt_clown:    
 JonnyGlitch: don't lose your head Adam
 Tangsm: What's smart?
 BusTed: Where's your head, dude
 Lord_ZYRK: So smart, very smart 
the_fanerdic:   
 circusofkirkus: 
 ducking_mad: 
GlennSeto: That head to hurt.
thraximore: decapitation is 
 DeM0nFiRe: "You know what's smart?" *gets head chopped off* 
ANeMzero: Someone call The Undertaker
ClankyLily: F
 jonasjonIV: that's not how yuo....get ahead
 MinniChii: No need to lose your head over a boss fight
 predlord890:  
 HundreydAundre: When food looks nothing like F O O D
 Electrodyne: ⚽ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL ⚽
 Pharmacistjudge: Leon didn't get a plaga?
Transmuted_Elf: dont get ahead of yourself
 Makrosian_Tae: Never
 Capt_clown: Way to get your head in the game
 jetpixi: 
 sydnius: Smrt
 ducking_mad: BONESAWWWWWW
 codatski: Let's not lose our heads okay?
 itomeshi: Um.... Boshy, Sonic boss?
NoTomToLose: Is this the Savidan Guarantee?
GlennSeto: Sometimes he loses three times in a row.
 JonnyGlitch: "yes dear"
 Capt_clown: How about a head start?
 HundreydAundre: Not this Wolver-pool again...
 predlord890: dave gots you now
ANeMzero: Watch out for the Voldo cosplayer
 JadedCynic: ♫Where's your head at? Wheresyourheadat - wheresyourheadAtAtAtAt♫
 Dmc3628: it's you who's getting infied
 JonnyGlitch: Will he blend?
 HundreydAundre: Watch.
KeytarCat: Ben was blender boi earlier, I think he knows how this ends
 HundreydAundre: We'll see...
 Capt_clown: Shoot the lock
 jetpixi: getting repeatedly stabbed, your one weakness
Clide_Vanguard: Have they not realized he's blind?
KeytarCat: Let streamers solve the puzzles
 jetpixi:  
 Kramburger: Q3 has been pretty tight
 JadedCynic: that pistol is 19th Century...
NoTomToLose: "They wouldn't give me... a bug..."
Ferisar: salazar is a larper, we couldn't get any guns
Ferisar: please leon
theanthonydee: Adam Savidan never loses twice
 aussie_rob_w: Cash money!
 MegaDosX: Good lock, game
 iris_of_ether: Crossbow bolt goes into the square hole!
 JonnyGlitch: you'd think a crossbow would have higher overhead and maintenance costs than modern firearms
 Makrosian_Tae: GAMEPLAY    
 thegitrogsquirrel: very good steam y'all
nyquister_: *Rolls a 1*
the_fanerdic: Sirus would like to have words with you, Adam
 MegaDosX: e g g
 JonnyGlitch: gripping content
 BusTed: 
 JonnyGlitch: watch out YouTube
 PMAvers: Oh look Adam is now a Tarkov streamer.
 circusofkirkus: 
Clide_Vanguard: I love this inventory not gonna lie
Ferisar: i am
Ferisar: so clean
 ButButTheJesus: 
tiptapdrats: Truly, the best menu in all of video games
 GhostValv: 
 ducking_mad: 
 wargodmogis:  
 Pharmacistjudge: Serge would be proud
Cupstr: twitch chat i can't hear youuuuuuuuu
 NotCainNorAbel: we watch Trakov
 ZealousCrow: Inv management is v. important
 MegaDosX: I would laugh forever if someone logged into this between streams and just shuffled Adam's inventory
 Capt_clown: Inventory edging
 BusTed: Hell yeah SPDs all day
 JadedCynic: Adam, here's the punchline - the 'Red9' pistol you shot the crossbowman with while taunting? It's a Mauser C96 - as in a design that was first released in *1896* - as in the NINETEENTH century 
 Dergib: isn't this like the most not resident evil resident evil game? or is that 5?
 aussie_rob_w: That’s 5.
 jetpixi: "Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requim"
 JadedCynic: he was drinking his red bull?
 Makrosian_Tae: It had wangs?
 MegaDosX: That's a facehugger!
ashesandmochi: it's like a centipede no thank you
Ferisar: can't wait for that to get remastered
 JadedCynic: 
 Dmc3628: level 3 plagas can go sentient off their host
 MegaDosX: That was disturbingly close to a facehugger from Alien
 aussie_rob_w: Kinda spidery
tiptapdrats: Oh g o d that's spooky
 druidofspores: my internet dropped out, but I'm back baby! 
Clide_Vanguard: Ah yes
Gaytanic_Panic:    
 JadedCynic: aka "Thanks, I hate it!" 
 Electrodyne: Patagia-spider-head
 HundreydAundre: cuz Ben's voice said so
 aussie_rob_w: @megadosx close to, you say?
 jetpixi: that shield was pretty useless
 Vanbael: Time to keep them flashbangs handy
 aussie_rob_w: What’s missing? 
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 jetpixi: giant useless shield
 BrindleBoar: Onimusha so good.
 Electrodyne: Cool house
 BrindleBoar: It definitely has tank controls and monsters.
 circusofkirkus: Let's (loosely) spoop
 aussie_rob_w: Hey!
 saucemaster5000: does onimusha have a napolean child?
the_fanerdic: 
 jetpixi: Stop! Hammer Time
 theleerm: spiders included!
 JadedCynic: wow, nice sneakup, guiz
ashesandmochi: that kick never gets old
 MegaDosX: If this is Adam's house one day, will he have the really extra dining room with all of those notes on the wall?
 Zoso_Wolf: You guys should check out Eternal Darkness Sanity’s Requiem
 Pharmacistjudge: toasty!
Gaytanic_Panic: *lisp* Hey
 GhostValv: 
Ferisar: are those grenades tournament legal?
 aussie_rob_w: Ben you can’t say that when the facehugger JUST showed up.
 HundreydAundre: Which was that?
 Electrodyne: Synchronized flame dancing
 MegaDosX: Excellent falling animation, game.
thebluecosmonaut: i'm such a flail user
 Kipstar: flykick the door!
Ferisar: i'm just a level one virus (((
 JadedCynic: clipping is SUCH a giveaway 
 GhostValv: show feet
 JonnyGlitch: I'll laugh so hard if he hits you
 HundreydAundre: That's what I thought some hour ago
 BrindleBoar: 
 BusTed: 
ComradeMik: what the hell is this show toilet nonsense?
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Ben, have you heard about Omori? It might be interesting to run on the show. It's an RPG that deals in emotional horror. Like, visions of monsters under the bed, and being alone, and such. It's supposed to be a real punch in the emotional gut
 JonnyGlitch: that painting is trying to kill you!
Cupstr: what's a toilet?
 Dergib: adam is into feet pics?
 BusTed: @ComradeMik Just a weird dream that Adam had.
CaptinOfBeez: is toilet a thing?
  Juliamon: ComradeMik He had a dream where Twitch Chat was demanding "show toilet"
 Dumori: So that middle of the room is 100% a trap
ashesandmochi: are those just guns you can take
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 JadedCynic: it's a meme
 druidofspores: the terlot
 JonnyGlitch: my cat is totally into feet
 Dergib: it was a joke
 Dmc3628: free rocket launcher
 jetpixi: oh.
thraximore: Adam is a man of culture 
 ButButTheJesus: twice!
 BrindleBoar: I love that they rush you with flails while there's a rocket launcher here in a fucking display case.
 MegaDosX: Video game logic
thraximore: That's the DISPLAY model
Clide_Vanguard: Money or boss kill
 Capt_clown: RE logic
 theleerm: its america
 Dmc3628: minus del lago cause
 JonnyGlitch: dO ThEy?
 circusofkirkus: did we lose an egg?
nyquister_: Glass cases are intended to protect the weapons
 Tangsm: Those were the collectors edition bullets. You've really devalued them by taking them out of the box.
 aussie_rob_w: Basically. One or two shots
 Electrodyne: It's a diorama featuring major exports
 ZealousCrow: We have so much rifle ammo
  Draynus: All about consent!
 Pharmacistjudge: in case of emergency break glass and get rocket launcher
 Electrodyne: You didn't pick up the sorghum
 JonnyGlitch: R.A.C.K
 ky0dar: Always practice RACK
 jetpixi: gotta go up the stairs like a pleb
Gaytanic_Panic: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
 JonnyGlitch: Risk Aware Consensual Kink
ashesandmochi: does that lamp drop anything
 Capt_clown: But kink shaming is my kink  
 ky0dar: Risk Aware Consensual Kink
 ruscobrog: rack gang rack gang rack gang
ClankyLily: 
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 aussie_rob_w: No, sell the TMP! Keep the rifle ammo.
thraximore: CONTINUOUS. ENTHUSIASTIC. CONSENT.
 jetpixi: We're learning today
thraximore: Boneathan!
Rynehawk: HELLO STRANGER
 GhostValv: why not
 JonnyGlitch: Don't be RASH though. Risk Aware Shit Happens
Ferisar: setting up shop right here baby
 circusofkirkus: nice of the cult to build him a spot
 ButButTheJesus: BIDEO JAMES
 MegaDosX: The game is telegraphing a boss /hard/
 GhostValv: gotta hustle
Clide_Vanguard: I'll be lowkey impressed if he beats the game with only a handgun and shotgun.
 BrindleBoar: "it had blue torches and everything, why not set up shop?"
the_fanerdic: Because VIDJA GAYM
 raulghoulia: he's gotta climb over
 PerfectDarkRitual: Expanding the franchise
 Kramburger: No further questions, streamer
 Makrosian_Tae: Ben, have you heard about Omori? It might be a hella long play, but it is a horror game of a sort
Ferisar: he's just following his userbase
 SmithKurosaki: Wait, why is Xur here?
 NavelWarfare: Hmmmm. Free rocket launcher, merchant, and save point
 NotCainNorAbel: not the best shop location but the rent is cheap
Ferisar: he got the heat map
 MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
JadedCynic: "You'd be surprised what good customers those monks were - they bought all my crossbows"
erinmicah_: shotgun upgrade is reall good
 SmithKurosaki: Does he have any exotics?
 Capt_clown: Who do you think sold the flails and shields
 NavelWarfare: I see no foreshadowing
 aussie_rob_w: Oh no
 PMAvers: I assume he is a cousin to the Shopkeeper from The Messenger.
 BrindleBoar: the big box!
Clide_Vanguard: This is my favorite video gamey video game
 shurtal: He sees you when you're creeping, he knows when you're find fish, he knows when you're gonna fight a boss, so pay him or you'll lose face
 BusTed: Hahaha.
 MegaDosX: Ben no.
 BusTed: Ok, that was a good one.
 GhostValv: 
ClankyLily: if it's over 50ft, she's a ship
 circusofkirkus: Is that all, Ben? 
erinmicah_: better shotgun is awesome
Raenel1: now get butterfly
 korvys: Gotta do "Whatta ya buyin'?"
 Pharmacistjudge: no,you can't tune up the rocket launcher
ComradeMik: yeah
Clide_Vanguard: yes
 JonnyGlitch: bigger inventroy!
 rasterscan: Yes
 theleerm: its just better!
ClankyLily: whoops wrong chat 
 Dumori: Yes its the same but better
thehokeypokey: riot gun is worse damage
GlennSeto: Pass on the riot gun.
 Capt_clown: Same ammo
 Pharmacistjudge: riot gun has a wider arc it hits in, but deals less daamge
Raenel1: revolver hits so hard
 shurtal: juist better shotgun
 BrindleBoar: they both use shotgun ammo, but each weapon has a unique final ability
 Lord_ZYRK: It's a riot 
 circusofkirkus: this stream is a fever dream
 JonnyGlitch: aaah
ComradeMik: someone take this sound board away from ben
 HundreydAundre: Dimmat, Ben...
Gaytanic_Panic: 
ComradeMik: he's gone mad with power
 Makrosian_Tae: A fever stream
 aussie_rob_w: Dammit Ben
thehokeypokey: typically the move is to skip the riot gun and save for the striker
 MegaDosX: Suitcase of Holding
 ZealousCrow: hahahahaha
 until_may: WHy have you no recorded "Whatyre buyin?"
 HundreydAundre: He already sounds like Ben.
 aussie_rob_w: @thehokeypokey this is appropriate for a first run though.
 theleerm: yes
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 Tangsm: Mary Poppins seems like the Mary Poppins of ass kicking.
Clide_Vanguard: I gave up on adam min-maxing long ago
 Capt_clown: *Laughs in GTA*
 MegaDosX: Gross.
Gaytanic_Panic: HE DEAD
 jonasjonIV: what
ComradeMik: that'll buff out
 62MGcobra: willy's not good at this
ClankyLily: nooooo
 niccus: well bye
 JonnyGlitch: he's ok, it's only flesh wound
Cupstr: well that's a shame
K_t_Imp000: Whelp
 wargodmogis: Wow, i know nothing about thta character
 Orgmastron: F
 PMAvers: Plaga and zombies and assholes with wings, these are a few of my least favorite things!
 ducking_mad: 1 Rat down
 Electrodyne: poor french guy
 Capt_clown: Spoilers!
 ky0dar: you okay lady
Gaytanic_Panic: It'll buff out
 quillilian: Just rub some herbs on it
Cupstr: say sike right now
the_fanerdic: Are you okay?
 Kipstar: walk it off
 ZealousCrow: Riot gun might be good in this case because he uses the shotgun a LOT, not just at close range.
GlennSeto: Nasty tapeworm.
 ky0dar: french?
 NavelWarfare: It was their dick
 Makrosian_Tae: It's Ivan OOZE
thraximore: That's a big donger 0_0
 korvys: It was his penis
 HundreydAundre: @Bengineering Is he cool?
 JonnyGlitch: he has a pulsing staff
 aussie_rob_w: Hello Sadler!
 jetpixi: Im gonna hear "heheh whaddya buyyyin'?" in my nightmares tonight
 Kipstar: Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine
 circusofkirkus: I've got some herbs that'll patch you right up
 korvys: Rub some herbs on it
 DiscordianTokkan: "I have some herbs if you want"
Cupstr: how tf you speak when you don't have any goddamn lungs
 Earthenone: 51 
 Electrodyne: Yep that "tail" disappeared under the front of his robe
 DeM0nFiRe: Pain is weakness leaving the body. Also the blood and organs leaving too
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 Hangedman: stuff some green in there and get back to work
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 Nigouki: just hit him with that spraycan health and he'll pop right up
 ky0dar: YESS
 Makrosian_Tae: SNAAAAAKE
 ButButTheJesus: F
Cupstr: f
 iris_of_ether: F
 jonasjonIV: emotion!
Rynehawk: 
 ZealousCrow: turns out he was... a researcher?
Gaytanic_Panic: JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Clide_Vanguard: pronounced his name wrong till then end
 Capt_clown: KHANNNNN!
 ky0dar: f
ashesandmochi: sure did last a while after getting impaled
 JonnyGlitch: He was too pretty to die!
 Bladinus: F
 Tangsm: He didn't say "sample" like it had quotes.
 Pharmacistjudge: Those capsules are HUGE
 PMAvers: Hey Louis. What’ya buying?
DakSomm: steal his shoes
 Capt_clown:   
 Pharmacistjudge: they are each the size of your thumb
 DiscordianTokkan: Φ
 JonnyGlitch: BG 13
Ferra0729: use Phoenix Down
erinmicah_: he didnt tell you how many pills to take a day
 MegaDosX: Adam no.
 ButButTheJesus: ADAM
Cupstr: i chose the wrong stream to get hammered for, holy crap
 raulghoulia: stop reloading
 ky0dar: wow.
thraximore: Is that AShley?
 Pharmacistjudge: the ashley bar is back
Rynehawk: HEY I REMEMBER HER
 JonnyGlitch: immersion broken, can't blow the head of Lewis's corpse
 ZealousCrow: lol
 El_Funko: Friends make sure friends don't come back as zombies
 aussie_rob_w: I thought you didn’t want to reload the shotgun.
 jetpixi: 100 100 heheheh whaddya buyin?
 GhostValv:  got there
 ky0dar: LEEOONNN
KeytarCat: Can you not unload?
DakSomm: pro gamer strats betray me again
 JonnyGlitch: watch as he does it 20 more times
thraximore: there she is
 NavelWarfare: "I'm not gonna throw this ammo away. I'll shoot my dead partner with it!"
 ZealousCrow: Lol they just left her there?
Gaytanic_Panic: HAAAAAAAALP
 Pharmacistjudge: Luis is a horrible pharmacist. doens't counsel the patient on how much to take,when to take it, what the side effects are...
 HundreydAundre: Rated BG: For Bengineering's Guidance
 ducking_mad: 
 ZealousCrow: Wasn't Saddler JUST here? Why did they leave her there?
the_fanerdic: 
 aussie_rob_w: We’re helping!
 GhostValv: Adam don't be good to yourself 
 JadedCynic: that's getting on the highlight reel 
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 Electrodyne: were we just "pownzored" as they say on the internets?
the_fanerdic: I thought you were just gonna RPG the boss
 MegaDosX: Adam pls
 BrindleBoar: F
 jetpixi: DUDE
 JonnyGlitch: HA
 Lockraemono: owned
thraximore: LMFAO
 iris_of_ether: ADAM
 ky0dar: adam
 jonasjonIV: huh
 GhostValv: 
Clide_Vanguard: ah yes use the shotgun for the rifle section
 ZealousCrow: ADAM NO
Gaytanic_Panic: WOOOW
ashesandmochi: BRUH
the_fanerdic: 
NimrodXIV: woooow
 JadedCynic: with a shotgun...
 JonnyGlitch: Do it again!
 DiscordianTokkan: orz
 ducking_mad:   
ClankyLily: F
 NavelWarfare: ADAM
 Capt_clown:   
Gaytanic_Panic: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin:  
 ButButTheJesus: 
zeldakid1999:   
 wargodmogis:  
 MegaDosX: "I'll save you!" - Adam, probably
thraximore: 
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
the_fanerdic:   
Rynehawk:          
Haroldholmes25: 
 Bladinus: 
 ShortRound2099: 
 HundreydAundre: Shameless, no?
 CyberColossus:    
 ky0dar: 
Ferisar: ah yes
 Electrodyne: ⚽ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL ⚽
Ferisar: precision weapon
 jetpixi: Just a LITTLE BIT
Ferisar: shotgun
ClankyLily:   
 Seth_Erickson: 
BlindProphet32: Adam you are just the best
 MegaDosX:  
 DiscordianTokkan: "I dunno! I thought she'd BLOCK or something!"
 circusofkirkus: 
 Capt_clown: What are you? American?
 abaoa_qu: 
Cupstr: 
 JadedCynic: yeah, use shot (cluster munitions) for precision shooting
 aussie_rob_w:      
 quillilian: 
ashesandmochi:   
the_fanerdic: Try to free her again
the_fanerdic: But use the RPG.
 Electrodyne:   
zeldakid1999: I needed precision aiming. so I grabbed my shotgun
 gualdhar: remind me, if I ever need to be rescued, check that it's not Adam rescuing me
DakSomm: "please ask if shes okay"
 BrindleBoar: now, with the rocket launcher
 druidofspores: if only she had covered her face with her hands
 jetpixi: just do better
GlennSeto: misses twice
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 ZealousCrow: jaded, yeah should've used the riot gun, fires slugs instead of shot.
 JonnyGlitch: just STEP
 Lord_ZYRK: Expecting Adam to be better 
 Seth_Erickson: I'll never miss
 Capt_clown: Just throw a grenade
Cupstr: what the fuck is this game
 DeM0nFiRe: That is the exact opposite of getting out of there
GlennSeto: Ashley, not the time, Luis' dead body is right there.
 Hangedman: tower defense
 MegaDosX: You hit Ashley from here with your shotgun, should work on them
 ducking_mad: Dont turn around
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/GoodObliviousRatFeelsBadMan-7h6vhsahezH1t-P0
 ZealousCrow: Riot gun has better range damage
 MegaDosX: lmaooooo
 jetpixi: she could try to run?
 theleerm: use the new one!
 NavelWarfare: You killed Ashley with it
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingAnnoyingLardDatSheffy-H1Ofhl-iX4gJzBej
 GhostValv: 
 ButButTheJesus: YES
 circusofkirkus: 
Gaytanic_Panic: F
the_fanerdic: 
Clide_Vanguard: welp
ashesandmochi: NOOOO
thraximore: 
 DiscordianTokkan: F
 jetpixi: lol
 ZealousCrow: New shotgun is for long range
the_fanerdic: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Capt_clown:    
 MegaDosX:   
ComradeMik: 
 JonnyGlitch: you've now wasted more ammo than you would have saved
 Electrodyne: Reload, Adam
 HundreydAundre: You're. Welcome...?
KeytarCat: just sell it as is...
 JadedCynic: Ben, it's a shotgun - it fires a spray of pellets...over a distance it gets less effective
Rynehawk:  
the_fanerdic: DO IT YOU COWARD
 HundreydAundre: Re-wut?
 jetpixi: she RAN TO IT
 Pharmacistjudge: Ashley is the worst kind of DPS
 Lord_ZYRK: "Hey idiots! . . . No, not you!"
 Pharmacistjudge: standing in the fire
 jetpixi: she went face first into the blast lol
 Dmc3628: 50 DKP -
 Capt_clown: Suicidal Idiot
 Pharmacistjudge: and now for the ashley section!
 Dmc3628: yepper
Clide_Vanguard: here we gooooooooo
thraximore: oh YEAH
Rynehawk:  
 raulghoulia: good luck have fun
 MegaDosX: Well, you wanted to not have to do an escort mission
 CyberColossus:  
the_fanerdic:   
 niccus: now when she dies, it's your fault!
Cupstr: ah yes, the best part of this game
thraximore:   
Gaytanic_Panic: STEALTH STEALTH STEALTH
 Capt_clown:   
Haroldholmes25: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Hey, player 1, do you wanna play Ashley? 
 ducking_mad: And the worst has begun
 Electrodyne: Ashley pick up all the bullets they dropped
 iris_of_ether:  
 aussie_rob_w:      
 empyreon: 
 JadedCynic:  Gee, that wheel of Karma sure does keep turning 
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 predlord890: guess i'll die
 Capt_clown: Clocktower sequence
 Pharmacistjudge: < in the gamecube version, this is where you can get Ashley to suplex a ganado >
 JonnyGlitch: Now you get to kill Leon accidently-on-purpose
 Tangsm: Finally, you're in the driver's seat! now, ditch the redundant sweater.
 NavelWarfare: $20 can buy many peanuts
 jetpixi: what inventory?
Cupstr: quit and que up darkest dungeon, you won't
 aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge did they cut that from the remaster?
 JonnyGlitch: smoke dat 'urb
 Nigouki: Ashley just got some weed
 Lord_ZYRK: Don't tell her dad she has that, though
Clide_Vanguard: stealth?! HA!
thehokeypokey: It sucks they took out the ashley suplex
 PerfectDarkRitual: It's not a stealth section
Master_Gunner: turns out she's actually being a master of Brazilian Ju-Jitsu this entire time
the_fanerdic:   
Rynehawk: yeet
 Pharmacistjudge: @aussie_rob_w it was removed in the PS2 port, which this is based on
DakSomm: YEET
Clide_Vanguard: I've never seen her miss!
 Rhynerd: A chance to tale out the guard
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KeytarCat: It's dbd!
 druidofspores: I uhhhh gotta go to bed now.... 
 JonnyGlitch: rope-a-dope
 BrindleBoar: there's another lamp over there
Rynehawk: hes as dumb as a baby
 jetpixi: um
 DarknessKingCoH: did he just say ass blaster?
 azureHaights: No, DbD has the Silent Hill crossover. 
 aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge 
 Capt_clown: Crank dat Soldier Boy!
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/LazyHappyWebWow-CaEUEUBOTunxkKtY
Clide_Vanguard: yeet til well cooked
Rynehawk: kobe!
 jetpixi: into the fireplace?
 MegaDosX: Dude no-sold getting set on fire, what the fuck
the_fanerdic: Kiss him
 jetpixi: it worked in Indiana Jones
 aussie_rob_w: Wait, does that mean this has the bonuses that were exclusive to the PS2?
 JonnyGlitch: would you die if someone threw a lamp at you?
 BrindleBoar: That guy? Dead.
Rynehawk: churn the butter
 iris_of_ether: Crank dat
Ferisar: my iron body is invicible\
 DiscordianTokkan: Crankin' it with Ashley
 Capt_clown: Work those gluts
thehokeypokey: yeah, pc version has all the unlocks available
 druidofspores: crank that soulja boy
 iris_of_ether:  
 MegaDosX: What a throw!
 jetpixi: damn
 azureHaights: FROM DOWNTOWN
Ferisar: better throwing arm than leon
Clide_Vanguard: from down town!
 Dumori: YEET
the_fanerdic: Fucking YEETED
 JonnyGlitch: 3 pointer!
Ferisar: holy shit
 ButButTheJesus: YAEET
 circusofkirkus: 
 JadedCynic: THRU A GRATE
 wargodmogis:   
 CyberColossus: My gurl said YEET
 DiscordianTokkan: YEET
 SmoreThanAFeelin: YEET
Rynehawk: jesus
 iris_of_ether: 
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 CyberColossus:    
Gaytanic_Panic: NO MERCY
 MegaDosX: She'
 raulghoulia: from downtown!
 PerfectDarkRitual: From downtown!
thraximore: what a throwing arm
 Capt_clown: KOBE!
Haroldholmes25: 
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 MegaDosX: She's on fire!
 predlord890:   
 Electrodyne: gottem
 SmoreThanAFeelin:  
 Tangsm: She used those lever crankin arms to yeet it.
Rynehawk: she uncle rico'd that shit
 ducking_mad:   
 theleerm: 
 Pharmacistjudge: she has amazing arms....can't climb a ladder.
Jemixene:   
 Neddy471:   
 aussie_rob_w:  
 PMAvers: It’s what she does. *drains a three-pointer*
 MegaDosX: So if you know that's there you can get through without faffing about with the crank, neat.
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Jemixene: 
 jetpixi: Ashley is a little color blind
 raulghoulia: hey we were all 16 once...and fictional
 MegaDosX: Imagine if she finds, like, an RPG or something
 JonnyGlitch: CAW
 Makrosian_Tae: POG
 circusofkirkus: MINE?
 ButButTheJesus: CAW
 sydnius: Ashley loves dank
 MegaDosX: Razor Ramon?
 wargodmogis: CAW CAW
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 azureHaights: Senor Senior Sr.
Clide_Vanguard: it's fine this game knows how goofy it is, it's great.
Cupstr: wait what the fuck why are the lore people seagulls what did i miss??
 HundreydAundre: Ashley: What? Wait, which wire do eye cut first!?
 JonnyGlitch:   
 CyberColossus:   
 MegaDosX: Generations? How old is this guy?
ClankyLily: yeah, they specifically have served for generations?
 aussie_rob_w: An extremely old butler.
 JonnyGlitch: tHe SqUaRe HoLe
 aussie_rob_w: Gotta be at least 90.
 jetpixi: 
 CyberColossus: where did she get a light?
 JonnyGlitch: I love that girl freaking out over it
Clide_Vanguard: where did she get the flashlight?
 ButButTheJesus: "no..."
 Makrosian_Tae: That video is both upsetting and DEEPLY funny
JonnyGlitch: don't worry about it
 predlord890: space
 SmoreThanAFeelin: those boots
 Tangsm: You store it in your giant boots.
 JonnyGlitch: a lady never tells
 ButButTheJesus: oh you know where it came from
thraximore: :I
 aussie_rob_w: It was on the wall.
 Capt_clown: Prison Wallet
 Lord_ZYRK: Y'know, nature's pocket. . . the boots
 JonnyGlitch: I thought this was on PC not Switch 
 AziraphalesShop: Why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Ferisar: you ever think about how your character just randomly takes shit from the house they're in
Ferisar: like oh cool a tablet at the fireplace
Ferisar: i'm ripping it out
 jetpixi: Secret tunneeelll
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/NaiveRamshacklePeafowlBrainSlug-5ZUMLigEsutk2UI1
DakSomm: this thing got games on it?
 JonnyGlitch: "this random piece of carved stone is important, I must take it!"
 druidofspores: through the mountain!
 aussie_rob_w: Like Agent 47. Just filling your pockets with stuff.
 JonnyGlitch: Doritos?
Clide_Vanguard: rub the walls with your body
 JonnyGlitch: Wolfenstein 3D it and hu8mp the walls
 Capt_clown: Soft lock  
 druidofspores: whoa
Clide_Vanguard: video game solutions are great
 thegitrogsquirrel: just start the game over
 korvys: Looks like tile from a sliding block puzzle
 Makrosian_Tae: Did you check the vending machine?
 PMAvers: Adam: “Or course there is.” *hits the end stream button*
 Makrosian_Tae: There may be a key
 CyberColossus: P9G
 circusofkirkus: Secret switch!
 jetpixi: she's over it
 circusofkirkus: she's got places to be
 JonnyGlitch: she ain't playin'
thraximore: It's been a long day ok
Ferisar: salazar in the dracula school of storing his money
 BrindleBoar: 
 NavelWarfare: fuuuuuuuuuuu
 jetpixi: these fuckin puzzles
thraximore: 
 Capt_clown: puzzle time
thehokeypokey: just rotate around the center
 ducking_mad: FORCE IT
 ducking_mad: BLUNT FORCE
 JonnyGlitch: "ha it's a fake sword!" *proceeds to get beaten to death with a 4 foot piece of metal*
 Capt_clown: don't forget to rotate the pieces
 JonnyGlitch: I hate these types of games
 62MGcobra: nope goes the other way
 JonnyGlitch: I find them not challenging but tedious
 circusofkirkus: go left?
 Capt_clown: it's upside down
 JadedCynic: those pieces are oriented fine, they just need to change position
 iris_of_ether: I eventually learned the rotation tricks for it
 PMAvers: Six hours later...
 aussie_rob_w: You can brute force these, right?
thehokeypokey: I love this puzzle because it starts in a place that is both extremely easy to solve and easy to mess up
 Blue_Anteater: Slider puzzles are all over the place in early Nancy Drew games, and I hate them with a fiery passion
 Dergib: these puzzles suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
 wargodmogis: I believe in you
 Capt_clown: Ages 4 - 10
 Makrosian_Tae: Rotate in 4-block chunks
 korvys: The trick to these is to get a side of 3, then do the other 5
 druidofspores: you got this!
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/EncouragingSlickGazelleStrawBeary-yZ_E-6dax-Trei3l
thehokeypokey: all you had to do was rotate the pieces clock wise around the center a couple times
 Electrodyne: Move in circles
Gaytanic_Panic:    
 Bladinus: oh.. I suck at these puzzles too... 
Clide_Vanguard: "I know what will slow them down!....... this awful puzzle!"
 jetpixi: The True Boss of the game
 PerfectDarkRitual: @thehokeypokey Yeah, this puzzle pissed me off when I finally solved it because of that.
KeytarCat: I've always hated these puzzles...
 iris_of_ether: You can sort-of do a figure 8 to swap the rotation of 2 pieces, I think
 Capt_clown: Try rotating it
 sydnius: GAMING
 Makrosian_Tae: @Capt_clown I'm pretty sure that isn't a function available to the player
 62MGcobra: unfuck this puzzle
 iris_of_ether: Yes! Now just don't touch the top row 
 JadedCynic: going row by row, left to right it's 1,2,3 then 4,5,6 and 7,8,9 right? we want to get 1 2 and 3, then it's just a two row puzzle, then you do 4 & 6,
Haroldholmes25: getting there
the_fanerdic: Its such good s#*!
 theleerm: cool game!
 MWGNZ: 
 62MGcobra:   
 JadedCynic: the fun part is - it's easier to do it, thinking a couple of moves ahead
 iris_of_ether: 
 BrindleBoar: 
the_fanerdic:   
 jetpixi:   
MyBuddySuperfly: 
 circusofkirkus: 
Gaytanic_Panic:       
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
Fattness132: 
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 ButButTheJesus:   
 CyberColossus:      
 HundreydAundre: Seis cientos secenta y siete horas despues...
 Seth_Erickson: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 Bladinus: 
 PerfectDarkRitual: 
 thegitrogsquirrel:   
 ducking_mad:   
 Capt_clown:     
 theleerm:  
 MegaDosX:    
 druidofspores:   
thraximore:   
Ferisar: 
 Nigouki:    
Golldum:  
ThirdGames: 
the_fanerdic:   FBtouchdownFBtouchdown  
Xenovita: 
 gawag_: 
Cupstr: 
 JonnyGlitch: I no have that emote
zeldakid1999:   
ashesandmochi:     
 druidofspores:    
 aussie_rob_w:  
 Capt_clown: Bout time
Xenovita: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
qaz1291: 
 wargodmogis:  
 Electrodyne: ⚽ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL ⚽
 theleerm:   
 Tangsm: 
Clide_Vanguard: 
 ruscobrog: 
 Stormthius:     
 JadedCynic: yeah, adam, that's why I said "the fun part is..."
 circusofkirkus: Adam barely thinks about the present move, let alone the future
 aussie_rob_w: @jonnyglitch  ?
Cupstr: what are you talking about, you play street fighter, you always think ahead
 wargodmogis: Adam, didn't you just say the opposite earlier today?
 druidofspores:   
zeldakid1999:    
 JonnyGlitch: @aussie_rob_w 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Lord_ZYRK: Tried your best, bless your heart
 Electrodyne: 50 ⚽ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL ⚽
 theleerm:  
 Capt_clown: I'm teasing, You legit rocked it!
 jetpixi: goat?
Clide_Vanguard: it's rumble time
 saucemaster5000: we can time you next time that'd be fun
Haroldholmes25: where's the rest of the bangles
 JadedCynic: but good job with that one! ironically 4x4 puzzles are a little easier to do since there's more room
 jonasjonIV: its a tarp!
 Tangsm: There was a butt in that chest.
 jetpixi: i knew that was gonna happen lol
Ferisar: the virus possesses the armor too!
 Dumori: You got that sword GRATZ
 JonnyGlitch: nice dodge
Ferisar: who would have known!
 Rhynerd: Dude hiding in the armor?
Gaytanic_Panic: Dyin' Squirtle
thraximore: nice QTE streamer
Clide_Vanguard: he just wants to AXE you a question
CARZYAUTUMN: we want gaint vampire ladies. not a small guy who things he's Napoleon
 Pharmacistjudge: honestly game, you had to give an underwear shot?
KeytarCat: that was a shot
 InquisitorGaia: i like that it just turns to dust
 jetpixi: 
 druidofspores: seems random
 jetpixi: good job hiding dude
 JonnyGlitch: nope
thraximore: lol no it was not
 HundreydAundre: I KNEW IT!
 Neddy471: @Pharmacistjudge Japan's gotta Japan.
 jetpixi: Da Bois
Ferisar: lead them to the stairs
 HundreydAundre: i FOUR-TOLD IT!
 ButButTheJesus: daaaa bois
 wargodmogis: My milkshakes!
 Makrosian_Tae: @Pharmacistjudge I'm right there with you
 SheWantsTheDandD: THE BOIS ARE BACK IN TOWN
 korvys: Jon De Bois?
 ATrophonian: Get Turnt!
 Capt_clown: Leg it!
Ferisar: the boys can't do anything against stairs
 JadedCynic: Day-as
 Dumori: OH YEAH IT LADDER TIME
 druidofspores: Quick! Deploy the bulba!
ashesandmochi: meanwhile leon's just taking a nap probably
 InquisitorGaia: she learned how to use a ladder adam!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
 Pteraspidomorphi: What a thrill
 Makrosian_Tae: @Ferisar I know that reference! Stairs is the police force of Raccoon City, right?
 circusofkirkus: wait, how did she get up the ladder?!?!
 jetpixi: hell yeah money. that's what she needs.
KeytarCat: Japanese video games have a tendency toward casual sexualieation, and I don't have to like it
 jetpixi: she managed it this time
 PerfectDarkRitual: waiting patiently
ashesandmochi: sight-seeing
 Tangsm: He's probably sharpening his knife.
 BrindleBoar: he's enjoying his ten minutes of no-Ashley-time
thraximore: Literally was just standing there
 JonnyGlitch: Now Kiss!
Cupstr: i am now officially too drunk to play metal gear so im just gonna lay in bed, vibe, and listen to you two play this game
Ferisar: @Makrosian_Tae unfortunately no
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 korvys: !time
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 Pharmacistjudge: I want Ashley to go to merchant and just buy a grenade launcher
thraximore: Good timing
 Pharmacistjudge: she has money now
 Nigouki: awww
 MegaDosX: "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl." - Ashley, probably
Ferisar: lbr if leon got that puzzle he'd just scratch his head
 JadedCynic: "Oh MONEY - yeah found a pile - I thought you asked about RED HERBS, Leon."
 Electrodyne: Ashley has an orange mystery-solving sweater like some kind of Velma wannabe
 korvys: How did you get a phone!
KeytarCat: those herbs are upside down
Ferisar: ??? salazar why are you on this frequency
 Lord_ZYRK: You know you could move that green grenade up top so all the blue ones are on the same line
 JonnyGlitch: Wait my sub renewed yesterday and there is no button!
 NotCainNorAbel: i love that this is the idea how video phones would work in the future
 MegaDosX: What even is this conversation.
 jetpixi: is this...my writing class in college?
 HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailEvilEmuCeilingCat-eu6MQ2gItHDbT-5s
 Capt_clown: Does the lollipop guild know what you're up to?
Haroldholmes25: what is this dialogue
 MegaDosX: God the writing in these games is such garbage
 predlord890: na ill just stap you with myknife
 druidofspores: like...what?
Clide_Vanguard: don't worry a later one makes up for that one
 Neddy471: BABY SPANISH NAPOLEON PLAGAS VILLAIN!
the_fanerdic:   
 JonnyGlitch: clip it!
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Mister_Hush: Video games!
zeldakid1999:   
 Lord_ZYRK: English isn't his first language. Cut him some slack.
 Seth_Erickson: nothing of value was gained
 Capt_clown: Trapped in a metaphor
 JonnyGlitch: This is horror game dialogue in a nutshell
 JadedCynic: @Electrodyne it's sleeveless, that probably removes the sweater's mystery solving capabilities
 teaspoonC: but then we would miss out on that killer writing
 MegaDosX: I mean, you did literally just save
 Kipstar: he's probably bored and wanted someone to talk to
 quillilian: did the game just describe it's future self as a first class script?
 Electrodyne: @jadedcynic Ah, yeah good call
Ferisar: capcom writing is a beautiful gift
thehokeypokey: The dialogue in this game is a perfect masterpiece
 Neddy471: Okay: What part of "LITTLE PERSON NAPOLEON PLAGUE MASTER" isn't being understood? Because... that seems pretty definitive about the level of effort in this game.
KeytarCat: There's a whole genre of J-pop that is designed around the sound of the words before the meaning. They end up all nonsense but lots of fun!
 JonnyGlitch: Adam you made me yawn!
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 druidofspores: i dig this music
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 iris_of_ether: 
 ducking_mad: Good night people
Cupstr: @KeytarCat isn't that just scatting?
 Makrosian_Tae: RIDERS OF BROHAN!!
KeytarCat: kinda, but they use real words
 jetpixi:  Riders of Brohan
 druidofspores: oh hell yeah
Raenel1: save music sound like Dark souls title music
  RayFK: THAT'S IT
 Ivalenz_: !next
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  RayFK: IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER
 MegaDosX: "And that's the final LoadingReadyRun stream. Ever. Bye everyone!" - Adam, probably
 theleerm: (.)(.)
  RayFK: ADAM CALLED IT TODAY
Cupstr: glad i inspired ben to grab a beer this stream
 JonnyGlitch: Thanks for the show Adam and Ben! Thanks for the company chat!
 ButButTheJesus: ITS ALL OGRE NOW
 MegaDosX: Jackbox hype!
 Ivalenz_: !schedule
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 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye 
 lemmel:  
NimrodXIV: 
 markaci: 
 druidofspores: jackpont?
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 A_Dub888:    
Raenel1: thanks for the stream!
 jetpixi: a...what
the_fanerdic: Thanks for the funny stream Ben and Adam!   
 Seth_Erickson: A lil' Thruster
 Seth_Erickson: 
 serramarkov: Hope Graham's feeling better.
 MegaDosX: Neat
 Lord_ZYRK: Join Ian for a good thrusting 
 MegaDosX: Who's one blue Oops All Counterspells? 
 Capt_clown: Sequel to a thighmaster?
 MegaDosX: Who's on*
 Ivalenz_: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
 SnowbirdMike: terrific episode guys, Thank you.
 jetpixi: oh i need to get back into Outer Worlds
 aussie_rob_w: Thanks for the awesome stream guys!
 druidofspores: livin your life
 Lord_ZYRK: Ben is playing whatever the hell he wants, and there's nothing you can do to stop him
Ferisar: path of exile streamer?
the_fanerdic: You play what you want Adam! Don't listen to the haters
  RayFK: I just gave a dragon an eye back in ffxiv
  RayFK: was weird
 ButButTheJesus: same adam
 jetpixi: yeah there's a whole thing about eyes
 niccus: slam all the gcds at once
 Makrosian_Tae: Big same
Cupstr: imagine having a brain
Cupstr: i can't relate
 iris_of_ether: That expansion is solid, @RayFK
 MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 quillilian: *writes down description that of myself*
 JonnyGlitch: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 DiscordianTokkan: People are allowed to play more than one game for fun
 jetpixi: 
 MinniChii: sweet dreams\
 aussie_rob_w: I’m like that, but longer term. I was deep into Rocket League, now I’m deep into Hitman 2
 SnowbirdMike: Gnite
 Electrodyne: Adam's brain has two wrinkles for two games
 Makrosian_Tae: Byeeee
 serramarkov: G'night!!!
 Capt_clown:    
ashesandmochi: 
 JadedCynic: o/
 SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeee
 druidofspores: later gators!
 aussie_rob_w: G’night everything!
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, Ben, Adam and Chat!
 ButButTheJesus: byeeee
 Electrodyne: Good night awesome streamers and internet friends
BirdSorcerer: night. go get that maven girl an orb
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