LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's @El_Funko birthday, so James got him something real nice. The gift of waking up stupid ass early to tell him how to play a video game! It's time for more Escape from Tarkov on Play it Forward! 📷 ||
NotCainNorAbel: Happy Birthday Funko!
Snowcookies: Happy Birthday El Funko
El_Funko: ty!
normtron: Wooooo!
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malc: oh huh I'm actually here for this stream for once
AlchemicalPanda: Woo Tarkov Day!
pog_poggers_pogchamp: Hi thanks for the sub
ritchards: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
malc: is it just me or is the intro sound doubled?
RomanGoro: Is it me or that's loud?
AlchemicalPanda: Also Happy Birthday Funko!
malc: also Happy Birthday Funko!
NightWingMistHawk: Happy Birthday Funko!
RomanGoro: Happy Funk, Birthday!
mackstashmarshall: Heya! Happy birthday Funko!
JoTyler: Happy Birthday!!
DrFromage: Happy Birthday!
Snowcookies: happy Birthday
FoxFyr: Happy Birthday!
malc: Happo Birthy, Funkday!
ShadowyAeon: Happy Birthday Funko!
DoodlestheGreat: Joyous natal anniversary felicitations, Funko!
Lord_ZYRK: May your birthday be maximum Funk \ seabatTROG /
mackstashmarshall: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
JoTyler: Funky Birthday!
kaziel0: Happy Birthday Funko!
quillilian: "My show, my birthday!"
FoxFyr: lrrHEART elfunkHeart elfunkChunk
TheElrad: Happy Borfday Funko
Tikosh_: SMASH x Xenoblade Chronicles 2 announcement o .o
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malc: 100% proof James can manipulate video
ChekhovsCannon: Happy birthday Funko! 🎉
FoxFyr: Got a graphics card from giving tree yesterday and I was reminded again what true fear feels like when I was running to extract
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kitty!
mackstashmarshall: elfunkCat
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Manshadow3: don't usually watch many James streams mostly cause I don't like Minecraft but I have been absolutely loving this series.
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Snowcookies: lol
Snowcookies: rude
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown
malc: lrrWOW
DoodlestheGreat: No, James, I've seen other streamers cut it that close.
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah I was killed in a scav run on the way to the Rail extract with 6 mins to the end from someone camped somewhere near
Stoffern: Maybe his name is just Richard...
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ArdCollider: happy birthday, Funko
SoundGuy0dB: i still need to find the white armour for the Skier quest... every time I get it I get murdered
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah! Happy birthday Funko!
Dumori: TarkovRich would be a delightful username
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SoundGuy0dB: Fuel for richard...
Lord_ZYRK: Don't forget to bump the notifier back up
Dumori: SoundGuy0dB just check the flea now and again you can get lucky and find zero'd stuff in fence sometimes ect
Tikosh_: Looking at that damage I would say.. you had SuperFormance slugs last raid?
Dumori: Fence selling not FiR stuff is a source of some wierd gems sometimes
SoundGuy0dB: cool cheers, @Dumori
Dumori: SoundGuy0dB yeah Fence shows up as any other trader on the flea market screen too
MWGNZ: mystery grab bag!
Lord_ZYRK: Christmas comes early PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: Bonus Lootcrate gatcha!
Dumori: I mean they are so full, that they might have been TAKE EVERYTHING ditch bad loot to trade up
Dumori: It's OK but the .380 MDR is better
MAPBoardgames: Yeah @Dumori , but James was doing that too. And more crappy loot is better than less crappy loot.
trevor110406: hi @pog_poggers_pogchamp
Dumori: MAPBoardgames not saying it's a bad plan for looting just explains the broken LCDs and jammed full pack
DoodlestheGreat: And a partially used Surv kit will still be useful.
DoodlestheGreat: CONGRATS!
trevor110406: hi
Dumori: Early gift form Papa Tarkov
FoxFyr: HOLY elfunkChunk
mackstashmarshall: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Tarkov-ing?
Dumori: Red key is basicly like the other labs cards barter only on the flea
FoxFyr: sold a labs access for 350K this morning
Tikosh_: Omg you abolute madlad Funko
DoodlestheGreat: It's also the map most likely to have cheaters/hackers on it.
Lord_Hosk: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
Dumori: Ahahah
Dumori: Shit stolen
Lord_Hosk: Don't put golden star on your lips
Dumori: I need me a "Cheese slice" medkit, cause Tarkov, Metro and STALKER all use it and it's a cool prop
Tikosh_: Fee is not even that bad when listing the red keycard for 70kk
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, a drill. There was one of those in the trash backpack.
Orgmastron: Kreygasm
Dumori: Funko you can get them from Mill-Surp sites too
PharaohBender27: @Dumori Just don't keep it in the refrigerator, lest you have an unfortunate midnight snack mix-up Kappa
ritchards: do you need so many vests?
Tikosh_: ~50 million profit after fee
Dumori: PharaohBender27 it's a pretty chunky slice.
Manshadow3: which tarkov stream is this I feel like I might be missing a stream
Dumori: like 3cm thick
PharaohBender27: @Dumori So more like a cheese slab than a cheese slice, then?
Manshadow3: is this stream 5 or 6?
Dumori: Yeah it's a plastic case with stuff in it
RunningMonkeys: I like the layout james went with for the top section. it's clean
Lord_ZYRK: A tasty chunk of cheddar to heal all wounds
PharaohBender27: @Dumori Oh, it's a kit! For some dumb reason I had thought it was meant to be some sort of bandage :P
Dumori: PharaohBender27 nah it's a little med kit mostly injectables and tablets IIRC
Dumori: you can also get IFAK (pouches) from milsurp sights
Dumori: Sites
Dumori: IFAK pouches are also super cool IRL it's fold flat insert that you pull off the velcro
DoodlestheGreat: Of course, you can get a case for dogtags from Therapist L2 directly.
Lord_ZYRK: Keep Talking and Nobody Funkos
Tikosh_: You have moved so many times right next to the old factory on Woods.. at least 3 times
Lord_Hosk: What? Items still in the computers?
DoodlestheGreat: WTF. I just watched Tweak get three GPUs on a single raid.
diamondmx: It's also probably a laser. I tend to turn on the laser.
Tikosh_: 3 GPUs? Probably Tarkov Prime
Tikosh_: They might have heard James
Lord_ZYRK: James fail English? That's unpossible!
LurkerSpine: oh no I'm late. Chat, what did I miss?
Lord_Hosk: James won the game
Dumori: Yeah ya got me for a second
TheElrad: only it's already like 3 AM in Russia :p
Lord_ZYRK: Prerecorded runs, and Funko showed some neato IRL loot, LurkerSpine
Lord_Hosk: on scavs
petrasdown21: even when only watching im terified
TheMandrew: hello chat, how are we doing? Have we escaped yet?
Tikosh_: James did not start a trend
Tikosh_: Kat usually emties their mag on extraction
FoxFyr: I mean, I do it every time I scav extract now lol
Tikosh_: empties*
FoxFyr: not worth it on my main because its like 2k a shot for a 5-7 right now
Lord_Hosk: Celebratory Killer attack
rocketjohn: Charity shops here still take them
DoodlestheGreat: I'm keeping my DVDs. I have a lot of them that never made it to Blu-ray.
Tikosh_: Grenade crafts are not worth it. Same for almost all nutrition, lavatory and medstation crafts
diamondmx: And do you have any movies people might have heard of?
Manshadow3: I like having the physical copy cause I hate not being able to find it on a stream service or subbing a new one
Lord_Hosk: Charity shops around here, ask you not to drop of "VHS, DVD, Books, Records, or Furniture with missing legs these items are all junk and should go in the garbage no matter how much you love them"
AlchemicalPanda: Moving books is the worst. and I have so many of them.
LurkerSpine: uh... does PS4 have a blu ray player?
Manshadow3: also I'm a console gamer so I have a built in player in my xbox
Manshadow3: ps3 has nluray6
rocketjohn: hosk, your charity shops don't take *books*?
LurkerSpine: Oh it can't do 4k blu rays right?
rocketjohn: oofa
Manshadow3: xbox one s and up does 4k media
korvys: But what do you use to play your many, many HD-DVDs? lrrBEEJ
Lord_Hosk: People dont buy them, why would they take them
rocketjohn: people round your way don't buy books?
rocketjohn: oh dear.
Lord_Hosk: Not from charity shops.
korvys: Craigslist
rocketjohn: gumtree is in the uk as well
rocketjohn: i should have guessed it was aus origin
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah we have Gumtree
LurkerSpine: used book stores is usually the place for books in the US
mackstashmarshall: I love a good used book store
Tikosh_: Your sorting is wrong..
Tikosh_: ~25 minutes till Jaeger restock
RunningMonkeys: I would love to see some modded guns.
Tikosh_: Well James can't
Tikosh_: Crafting mats for them cost more than the grenades are worth though
DoodlestheGreat: Still have one more tank to mark on Customs.
Tikosh_: Pistol quest leads nowhere
Lord_Hosk: RocketJohn The trouble is, the people who drop off books to charity shops are dropping off 50-100 paperbag pulp novels either spy thriller, military thriller, or romance novel. and as much as your grandma and grandpa love buying those at the grocery store, the people who are going to get cheep jeans, and dishes, and maybe an end table, arent looking for fabio joins the navy to stop the Russians from assassinating the president.
BootySlapper: whatup everyone hbd @El_Funko
Tikosh_: "Almost all Interchange" there is a Woods quest from Ragman
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk Yeah, seems like dropping off books at a charity shop is like saying, "The used bookstore won't even take these."
Tikosh_: Maybe not wear tier 5 armor with a pistol
quillilian: Well put Hosk. There's a big difference between a curated collection of books (library, stores, used or otherwise), and a mass of flattened fibers with ink on them
Tikosh_: Some heal item..
RomanGoro: The key word there is "curated", even if people did go to charity shops to get used books, it's still a lot of work to keep them in a somewhat browsable order for those potential customers
Tikosh_: With a pistol you won't need that much ammo
ehisitu: I saw a bit of funko's stream, why does he have so many filters?
ArdentSlacker: The inventory-tetris of this game always kinda... intimidated.
macrossfiru: Hippy Bathday El_Funko!
RomanGoro: Why are you carrying a thing of vaseline, to make decisions on the road?
ehisitu: ty
Lord_Hosk: The inventory tetris is one of the most interesting bits of the game to me ArdentSlacker ;) to each there own I guess.
LurkerSpine: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
mackstashmarshall: lol really!
mackstashmarshall: hahaha!
meanderingMyra: tqsHi tqsHi
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Lord_Hosk: Funko keeps saying the same thing though "Im going to clean up this stash off stream its boring" and im like "AWWWWW MAN"
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @meanderingMyra !
meanderingMyra: @PharaohBender27 hiya friend!
Tikosh_: That's how Beej is able to do all the stunts at LRR
RunningMonkeys: did james get the shades back on insurance or did he flea that whole rig of them.
Lord_ZYRK: Probably loaded with birch tar
Dumori: Or just morphine
ArdentSlacker: It's not really any weirder than using oregano to restore health in Resident Evil games.
nyquister_: Does ibuprofen increase bleeding given it is a blood thinner?
Dumori: Just jam some morphine before combat just incase, no down sides
ArdentSlacker: Mauled by zombie, hit the spice rack!
Juliamon: It's probably meant to be, like, Neosporin or something.
meanderingMyra: tqsLurk tqsLurk
ArdentSlacker: Nah, this is Russia. They have Sporin Classic.
ArdentSlacker: none of that neo stuff.
PharaohBender27: katesRip
mackstashmarshall: notthatRIP
DoodlestheGreat: Hey, at least you helped HIM get his quest done...
Lord_Hosk: You made mincmeat of that guys legs
quillilian: Hate it when the stair-gremlins chew your leg up with bullets
Tikosh_: APB
Dumori: 18C is fun fun
Dumori: 18c 50 rounds who needs to reload!
FoxFyr: 5-7
Lord_ZYRK: Fastest reload is no reload
Dumori: 5-7 is good, 18C is FUN
FoxFyr: check if it has a mag in it when you buy, the mags are like 20k
Tikosh_: The one above.. the silenced one
MrTulip: Don’t forget to buy a stock for the auto pistols
Dumori: Yeah 5-7s are expensive this wipe
Lord_ZYRK: Is that one where the fire-select is whether or not the stock is mounted?
Dumori: Lord_ZYRK nah that was that HK one used in Aliens ?VPO?
Tikosh_: You bought the version that does not support it
FoxFyr: you have to buy it supressed I think
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (58m ago).
FoxFyr: the APB is supressed
Lord_ZYRK: Dumori there are a few pistols with similar mechanisms
Tikosh_: Sp7 is L3
Dumori: Lord_Hosk VP70 and yeah true I think one of the Chinese contract Mausers had the same deal back in the 20s too
Dumori: Might be wrong warlord era guns to china is a mess...
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, it does have the "holster that functions as a stock" but isn't dependent on it for full auto
Tikosh_: ~5 minutes till Jaeger restock
Dumori: Yeah there's a few of both out there but I know the VP70 only allowed the 3 round burst with the stock on also the military version had no safety just the fire slector on the stock
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: how goes the shoot n loot n scoot?
LurkerSpine: shclooter?
Tikosh_: Pestily's "advice" how to use it: Once you encounter an enemy go prone. Their shot misses you and you leg-meta them
RayFK: What is with your pistol
RayFK: Why do you do this
LurkerSpine: @Mangledpixel James had a successful Scav run, now is trying to get pistol kills in the factory
Mangledpixel: awesome, ty LurkerSpine
RayFK: Do it you coward
RayFK: Real one
Tikosh_: Sounds like James wants to completely mod a Glock17
Tikosh_: But it has a crapload of attachments to throw money at
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Lord_ZYRK: haha handcannon go BRRR
Tikosh_: Bleeding
BrindleBoar: so many mags
MAPBoardgames: did you reload?
Malazim: Headshot kills
FoxFyr: hotkey glock?
MaelstronSolenor: was there a reason not to get the body armor?
Dumori: That damn hard hat on the box gets me 50% of the time and I think it's the top of some player peaking that box
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Tikosh_: 8/30 hits :D
PharaohBender27: That's like over 25% accuracy!
Tikosh_: It looked like way more hits on the geared player. And why did they legmeta you? They had a better weapon..
Lord_Hosk: The best meme gun is to have a Alpha rig with 4 loaded TOZ shotguns in it, and two in your hands. Mark the TOZs in the rig as 4 5 6 and 7 then take your shots hit 4 which drops the one in your hand grabs the fresh loaded one from your rig and you can keep firing. (repeat) 12 shot TOZ!
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
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Lord_ZYRK: That's as many as nine tens, and that's terrible
PharaohBender27: That's 7.5 years!
Lysander_Gustav: how goes the Tarkov-ing?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Lysander_Gustav ! I asked that exact same question when I tuned in :D
Lord_Hosk: 90 months? thats 15 6 month subs!
Lord_ZYRK: We are in the "full-auto pistols LOL" stage
TheBloodsparrow: Awww I’m late! Stupid rolling blackouts!
FoxFyr: man they went down, I bought big sticks for 22k this morning
Lysander_Gustav: Drum mags on a handgun seem silly to me
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Lord_Hosk: Im sorry TheBloodsparrow hope you are safe
Dumori: Lysander_Gustav I mean the 18C is a PDW masked as a pistol
seltier596: are they taking suggestions? i recommend the pb pistole with the 80 round drum. its wacky fun lol
TheBloodsparrow: @lord_hosk Thanks! I’m okay but I was busy using a rubber mallet to break the ice sealing my car shut. Thanks for asking!
seltier596: woooooo! lol
MrTulip: Auto glock sans stock is going to be a hoot
Dumori: It should that glock mount is top bottom I'm sure
Tikosh_: Do you have a shooting range? Testing that dumb recoil would be nice
Dumori: RMR is a nice sight
Dumori: No lie 5-10 rounds of GT at the bottom of a mag is tech on the 18c or vector
Dumori: if you want that end of mag warning
Lord_Hosk: James wears his sunglasses at night... he wears his sunglasses at night
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk katesLol
Dumori: OMG no stock is so wild I forget that
GapFiller: Lord_Hosk well if yr cant see anyway whats the diffrence eh
MrTulip: Murder that roof
Lysander_Gustav: there was a quest to unload your handgun?
markaci: lrrJAMES_SG
Tiny_Ghost_of_Emily_Carr: I brrrt in your general direction
Lord_Hosk: reloading those drumbs takes the rest of the raid
Dumori: Remember the 18c no stock is a melee weapon Kapaa
Dumori: Just get so close you can't miss
Lord_Hosk: but people see you doing it and they are like 50 round pistol mag? Oh... never mind.. and they wont kill you its just common curtesy
Tikosh_: James could get the golden TT for 26k, too.. nice animation and so..
Kuolar: Sometimes you just gotta have fun in your video games
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:12.
RunningMonkeys: if we lose it someone else gets to have fun with it
karpma: are you saying my time doesn't have value?
Mangledpixel: I've yet to see you punch a chunk in this game, though
Lysander_Gustav: hahaha
Lysander_Gustav: wow that weapon-climb
Dumori: Yeah 18c is wild with out the stock
Mangledpixel: idiocy is always an option
electric_claire: Has James escaped from tarkov yet?
Dumori: I wanna see the 18C with elite pistols and recoil control though I bet it would be crazy
Dumori: you get something like 90% recoil reduction with both the weapon and recoil skill maxed
Dumori: oh looks more like 70% less now but still its gotta be fun
vainsalmon: grab the KS 23
FlyboyZeb: Tuning into these and listening to Funko's laid back attitude and "maybe do this or I would maybe go here" while james is in a warzone has me at the edge of my seat almost yelling at the tv everytime lol.
Dumori: 2 auto cannon barrels going ham with 2x23mm
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DoodlestheGreat: OH YES, KS-23!
Dumori: Nice raid!
Angnor33: Nice!
markaci: \o/
Tikosh_: Bitcoin at 715k and still going up \o/
TheBloodsparrow: Ooof!
Dumori: It goes fewer uses, or the normal pocket, rig, pack and container stuff IIRC
Tikosh_: Never had to use that trade
MillerDark: Splatoon 3
mackstashmarshall: New Mario Golf :P
GapFiller: Golf... thats James sold then
tangokilo421: Skyward Sword Joycons are hella pretty
GhostValv: new tactics rpg by the octopath traveller people
MillerDark: @LurkerSpine Motion controls are optional now
MehallD: they didnt confirm it in the Direct, but they've confirmed separately that Camelot are making the new Mario Golf too
LurkerSpine: oh thank goodness
Tikosh_: I guess Adam will play it because golf? :D
Lysander_Gustav: It's the time-loop game
Easilycrazyhat: Outer Worlds is the Obsidian one
nyquister_: Talking Sim did it at least once
MWGNZ: outer wilds is the one Ben isnt playing
howdoipunch: Outer Wilds is the Not-New Vegas Spiritual Successor
Angnor33: Outer Wilds is Spce Time Loop. Outer Worlds is Space Skyrim.
malc: Outer Worlds is also good
DoodlestheGreat: James, it's the one they played on Talking Sim. Cam & Cori loved it.
diamondmx: Outer worlds is also the space game with a time mechanic. (That's fallout-esque)
howdoipunch: goddammit i'm still confusing them lol
CaptainSpam: Aw, yes, more Mario Golf.
Mangledpixel: err
PharaohBender27: What - what just happened?
MAPBoardgames: Flash bang?
Mangledpixel: oh I see, flashbang
BobaThaiTea: flashbang round?
Lysander_Gustav: Is that screen effect because he was shot in the eye?
PharaohBender27: Oh yeah, flashbang would explain that
Mangledpixel: I thought the stream had frozen
Lysander_Gustav: oh flashbang
Tikosh_: So they threw a 20k flashbang at you, huh?
electric_claire: Outer Wilds is one of the best games of all time but it really got hurt by being an Epic exclusive and having a similarly named AAA game release at almost the same time
Dumori: got scaved
MAPBoardgames: Bled out?
Tikosh_: Scav name
Dumori: Oooh thats some nasty flesh ammo
stinkydinky_: I may be mistaken but I thought wheeler said that he was going to be on something today
Darleysam: outer wilds is also relies heavily on discovery and exploration so it's extremely difficult to tell people specifically why it's so good
PharaohBender27: katesRip
stinkydinky_: idk if theres a lrr schedule i don't know about
Juliamon: !schedule
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Easilycrazyhat: Skadoosh
stinkydinky_: tyyyy
Juliamon: They'll be playing Jackbox later
Tikosh_: The pkayer died to a scav
Tikosh_: Player*
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, Jackbox tonight? Yay!
Lord_Hosk: I have idea of what we could do...
electric_claire: @Darleysam Yeah, it's tough to convey just how good it is without spoiling it
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:18.
stinkydinky_: @juliamon tyvm for help
stinkydinky_: i love outer wilds so much
Juliamon: Just doing my job, friend lrrHEART
malc: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
SquareDotCube: that's just speed golf
xantos69: That is an incredible use of battle royal.
MAPBoardgames: I believe it is the 354th of March today.
FoxFyr: jesus christ I just tried to do a solo run to marked room and ended up running headfirst into a 3 sqad...
Lord_Hosk: If you win the challenge James will fly to Perth and bring you Ice cream! (editors note: after they invent commercially viable ram jet passenger aircraft.)
xantos69: Yay!
MWGNZ: bonus tarkov!
RunningMonkeys: yay!
Tikosh_: For me scav runs are making money or getting specific stuff from maps I don't want play as pmc
Dumori: 9 more HOURS
MillerDark: Why not move this over to One More..?
plummeting_sloth: one extra week, and then it switches over to One More
BrindleBoar: Funko, you should track how many rubles you actually make per slot, to see how much you can exceed the 10k rule by
Joalni: These streams have been a lot of fun!
PharaohBender27: Oooh
Lord_Hosk: Ill give you Ice Cream Funko! (editors note: after they invent commercially viable ram jet passenger aircraft.)
FoxFyr: oooh
Joalni: Can we bribe with canned peas?
Tikosh_: Half of the LRR Tarkov group are kinda lewd..
FoxFyr: #scavgangscavgang
plummeting_sloth: exactly, forget squad streams. I want pea eating streams
SmashTCG: VAaaaaaaaalue
Dumori: <message deleted>BtC GET
plummeting_sloth: WOW
MatthewDennisMTG: wow
xantos69: What?
mackstashmarshall: notthatSpicy
Tikosh_: 715k
Joalni: Dang!
plummeting_sloth: Soo, leave
SmashTCG: Thats a solid 600k
Kuolar: Shame this challenge wasn't for bits
Dumori: <message deleted>also BtC is 700k+ now
Raiger: Seems deece
SmashTCG: and even a nice gun
DoodlestheGreat: @smashtcg, 700...
MatthewDennisMTG: isn't the one by the sawmill Northern UN Roadblock?
SmashTCG: @DoodlestheGreat What the Absolute F
Lord_Hosk: 800k... are we bidding?
plummeting_sloth: you're going to give whoever kills you a wonderful present
DoodlestheGreat: @lord_hosk, no, but Elon Musk is.
SmashTCG: Thats .25 BCS technicly
Dumori: <message deleted>^
SmashTCG: btc
Dumori: <message deleted>SmashTCG .20
SmashTCG: oh .2
plummeting_sloth: finally, a real world application for Bitcoin
DoodlestheGreat: At max level, a farm creates 4.8 coins a day.
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth katesLol
Dumori: <message deleted>I fully expect next wipe for pysical coins to be worth .1 to deal with the fact BitCoin is 2x+ more than it was
MWGNZ: 0.2 BTC currently 'worth' about 10usd irl right now
SmashTCG: dont forget the fuel shortage
Joalni: I remember when James sold the last bit coin for ~600k(?)
MWGNZ: sorru 10k USD
malc: lol
plummeting_sloth: bit of a difference
Raiger: @MWGNZ curse those decimals! :D
mackstashmarshall: haha that makes much more sense :D
Lord_Hosk: Bit coin of a differance... OHHHH
MWGNZ: what a time to accidentally a letter
SmashTCG: and currntly, 10k USd is 737,507.00 Rubles
Raiger: Dangit Hosk
SmashTCG: Accurate
DoodlestheGreat: 20BTC & 20 GP gets you a a Thicc weapon case.
Dumori: <message deleted>DoodlestheGreat for 2-3 times the cost on the flea!
Lord_Hosk: its pronounced THHHHIIIIICKKkKK
plummeting_sloth: I do agree with the game though. If I had bitcoin on a drive, I would totally make that drive look like an actual gold coin
Dumori: <message deleted>All the Bitcoin barters are FUCKED
Dumori: <message deleted>they are such a bad deal now it's funny
plummeting_sloth: hell, that could finally make the whole Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of gold coins finally be safe
plummeting_sloth: and even more impressive, financially!
Tikosh_: We have UN Roadblock not North/New UN Roadblock
ALEISmALPTO: how's it going so far?
MatthewDennisMTG: this is Northern UN Roadblock
plummeting_sloth: I hope the UN lets up keep our bitcoin
plummeting_sloth: We have the UN Roadblock and the Famous Original UN Roadblock
Aarek: woods is also butts because half the map is hills trees and rocks and the other half is hills trees and rocks and lakes
Raiger: Wish I could just find a random bitcoin IRL :D
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RayFK: That scared me too
Spooky_Noises: Jumped out of my chair
mackstashmarshall: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Tikosh_: I jumped.. benginTraitor
DiscordianTokkan: That deffo made me jump
Mangledpixel: I knew he was going to do that and it STILL scared me
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Dumori: I've seen 3 coins spawn in the same place once, all in the same room
DoodlestheGreat: And once you get a decent scope, that SVD will help you out nicely.
Dumori: Yeah I think they made good ammo much rarer or not possible
Dumori: Yeah chasing container upgrades seems a good idea
plummeting_sloth: ah, that 1 dollar discount. Ever the wise salesman
LurkerSpine: woah that bitcoin value
blacktiebartender: !next
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Dumori: I think beta is keeper 2 and yeah EoD saves you millions in stash and container costs
DiscordianTokkan: It's the FFXIV undercut method, until someone gets angry and undercuts by a full 20%
Dumori: I still think they are worth it
Dumori: Wait why can you buy an Alpha? incase you accidently sold yours?
walkingcorpse94: I think it's Better to put him in the way to do the punisher quests
Dumori: Punisher is kinda a long quest line though to do with only 2x2 means you can really put a mag in your case ever
ChekhovsCannon: I missed the end of the last episode, did you end up upgrading your stash?
Mangledpixel: it was 3
DiscordianTokkan: 3
Tikosh_: You can probably delete your container
MWGNZ: you could mess up and drop your secure container during a raid?
Dumori: That is either to let you use it on EoD for (reasons) or just a way to get one incase you sell or delete it for no reason
ALEISmALPTO: wait! why did you sell the alpha container?
Dumori: ALEISmALPTO I mean it's worthless now we have the beta
NathanJay_GA: had to step out for a bit. did we get ye bitcoin?
Dumori: it's not space positive
ALEISmALPTO: @Dumori aren't they both the same thing
DiscordianTokkan: @NathanJay_GA Yep!
Dumori: Gamma is 2 slots bigger
NathanJay_GA: @discordiantokkan awesome. thanks for the update
Dumori: alpha is 4 beta is 6
DiscordianTokkan: Beta is Betta
ALEISmALPTO: ok i guess
Lord_Hosk: Gold is better isnt it?
Dumori: Yeah to think EoD used to have an actual unreachable stash and case sizes
Dumori: Pre the kappa quest EoD still had the bigger container too
Dumori: Omgea and Epsilon have been talked about for a long time
Dumori: Epsilon is the spilt one isn't it
Dumori: that isn't in game yet
Dumori: I forget tbh
Tikosh_: Punisher is Epsilon, yes
Lord_Hosk: "I just use the Gamma" -speeks in gold name
rasterscan: "Great question. No further questions."
Lord_Hosk: Don't yuck peoples yum
LurkerSpine: I love my Walker Razor Slims
walkingcorpse94: the only reason that i bought the eod Is beacuse i love the game and i wanted to support it
Dumori: Really I don't like how deafening nades are in Sordins
walkingcorpse94: Also sordin Is the best headset
walkingcorpse94: for me
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL 100k? What are they, Beats by Dre?
GapFiller: hai Paul
Lord_Hosk: Deats by bre... everything is offbrand in Tarkoc
Tikosh_: It tells you what key you need in the quest objectives
Dumori: PearPodMax
plummeting_sloth: Beats By Andrepov
Lord_Hosk: Turnips by rey
plummeting_sloth: Beets by Vasiliy
Lord_Hosk: they are pauls favorite brand
Sarah_Serinde: Oh sweet
Orgmastron: Yay MIchelle!
MrQBear: What's Hardcore in Tarkov?
walkingcorpse94: @james Is this your first experience with tarkov?
nyquister_: Can we link Funko's stream in chat please? Would like to warm up
Juliamon: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
PharaohBender27: That sounds like it'd be a real pain
Lord_Hosk: !Funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
Lord_Hosk: AHHHH too slow
Dumori: I'm really concidering doing somthing like Hardcore next wipe but I think I'll not go as hard in no traders, I think I'll go no buying on the flea and sell everything bar starting pistols
nyquister_: @Juliamon Thank you!
SoundGuy0dB: does that include scav runs?
Tikosh_: *checks clock* so is your bday on the 18th or 19th.. no idea how much your timezone adds
plummeting_sloth: Really? Huh, i thought you only did ARMA on 18games
GoblinRanger: Hello!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
malc: lol
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
Dumori: Surpise GUEST
Raiger: Hahaha that was great
diamondmx: How is Michelle's Russian? She should come back and do scav lines to freak James out.
walkingcorpse94: this Is the first wipe i got to lvl 40, the other wipes i wasn't that motivated
walkingcorpse94: people give a lot of crap to this game, but it's getting better and better each wipe
Dumori: I like some of the idea of Hardcore but I 100% want somthing a little less insane when it comes to the start and looting, but I love the not buying from the flea part in making hideout upgrades real fun loot runs
Firnsarwen: Hardcore Tarkov is basically just the Torchless Bloodmoon of Tarkov then, eh?
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
PharaohBender27: Nice, @Earthenone ! :D
plummeting_sloth: be aware of Skimbleskanksev, the Tarkov railway cat
Tikosh_: Red warehouse side is rough.. people sometimes stay here for 20 mins
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Lord_Hosk: do it now
Lord_Hosk: awwww
LurkerSpine: loot em
Tikosh_: Shooting in red warehouse
Lord_Hosk: indecision is the killer
TiredAndTrueTech: why would he want to ditch his own bag?
mitomanox: !next
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plummeting_sloth: soggy gear is incompatable with Tarkov
Dumori: Nah he dictched his insursed gear for sure
Lord_ZYRK: TiredAndTrueTech you can put insurance on gear, and then if you die and it doesn't get looted you can get it back
RunningMonkeys: could we have ditched our bag in the water instead of the bush as well?
Dumori: Smart move from player though
Dumori: real dirty/smart
Tikosh_: Remember: Players were shooting in big red
walkingcorpse94: big red should be open, two guys were fighting there
Lord_ZYRK: Control. . . you must learn control!
Tikosh_: Maybe mark the tank first?
walkingcorpse94: Did you choose bear or usec?
Tikosh_: You can get on top of these shacks btw
RunningMonkeys: @walkingcorpse94 I think James is usec
MrQBear: I don't suppose the box is small enough to be crammed into the container?
diamondmx: @MrQBear Quest items go in a seperate inventory which is lost on death
Tikosh_: I would always clear the building first. Looting the first room without making sure the 2nd is clear is just asking to get killed o.O
MrQBear: Oh. Dang. ' -'
walkingcorpse94: pockets and bags of scavs hide treasures pdvFraok
MrQBear: Greed is Murder. ' <'
MrQBear: No sorry, Greed will get you murder. '> '
walkingcorpse94: tarkov Is greed simulator
MrQBear: Fair.
Mysticman89: a bit of vaseline should prep you for gunshot wounds, just as beej has always taught us
MrQBear: That's why Beej is so strong, right?
diamondmx: It'll make you so slick the bullets just slide off.
Tikosh_: If there were somebody doing sbih here James would be dead while standing still using vaseline
Mysticman89: what benefit do kills provide when you're not looting them?
Aarek: xp
MrQBear: Quest progress mostly, I think
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out that's a real brand of salve, and it's just vaseline and mink fat
Aarek: and quests yeah
Lord_Hosk: you get XP for kills and your skills level up
Mysticman89: ah right, the xp and levleing aspect is one of the more attractive aspect sof this game to me, so i should have guessed
azathoth_idiot_god: so when do we start playing red?
Tikosh_: They looted this room for documents. The door starts closed
walkingcorpse94: you can do Money of the new scav vests and some items you can find in their pockets, but if you don't feel safe it's ok not to loot them
Mysticman89: the old police quest games reinforced sliving the pie for me as a wee lad
walkingcorpse94: also @loadingreadyrun loot the dead scav room
Mysticman89: slicing the pie*
Lord_ZYRK: Mmm, pie
Dumori: Also stairs SUCK to clear
Dumori: they are so nasty
walkingcorpse94: he doesn't have the key on him
walkingcorpse94: for zb013
Tikosh_: You really don't want James to experience the sniper border, do you?
BootySlapper: PogChamp
walkingcorpse94: #streamerloot
Tikosh_: They come into that area. Have fought them at the gate befire
walkingcorpse94: reshala?
Tikosh_: Before*
Tikosh_: Reshala does not spawn at old gas
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
DoodlestheGreat: The fortress.
walkingcorpse94: it did before the expansion right?
Tikosh_: At the start of the map James complained about campers, now he waited in a bush and killed his target once they went past him. They grow so fast~
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Tikosh_: Of the stream*
GapFiller: !next
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TheThromborax: so the object of the game is to mine dunning krugerands?
walkingcorpse94: It you do It with a toz and slugs you unlock godmode
DoodlestheGreat: Can we do anything with the hideout?
DoodlestheGreat: Keep it. You'll need it soon enough.
Mysticman89: I noticed there was a random unexmined items during that raid. Is there value to just going through the market and examining all the things, or is the xp at this point negligbile?
LeeshaJoy: !next
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Lord_Hosk: you could also just go to the flee and sit there all day
DoodlestheGreat: The bots have found out about the fuel shortage event, so Jaeger sells out of fuel almost instantly now.
Dumori: Fence can have gems with not FiR rare stuff getting sold to him
Mysticman89: yeah flea market was what I was thinking, but new shiny adrenaline certainly has it's value too
Aarek: there is always going to be some weird random gun part that has like 4 different types with you only knowing 3 of them
Mysticman89: wiki+completionist motivation might offer some inspiration if one is bored and doesn't want to actually go on raids
Tikosh_: Stashes or maybe power station and then stashes on the way out
walkingcorpse94: in interchange as a scav there's only One option #rushkiba
Lord_Hosk: a team went for killer and all died
Tikosh_: 40 minztes is possible too
Tikosh_: Minutes*
Lord_Hosk: like a team of ninja coming out of elevator at the protaganist of a movie, Killer mowed them all down
Lord_Hosk: there is going to be a pile of bodies
plummeting_sloth: heh, I do love the idea that you keep lucking into Bitcoin, so you end up having to trade bitcoin for graphics cards, which is usually not the direction that works
Earthenone: !next
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plummeting_sloth: right sell sorry
walkingcorpse94: go to idea office to check tetriz and gpu
walkingcorpse94: oh right no time
walkingcorpse94: how much are bitcoin today in tarkov?
walkingcorpse94: damn
Lord_Hosk: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
Lord_Hosk: !Funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming guys
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: HAP BIRF Funko!
GoblinRanger: Thanks and happy bday Funko
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream!
PharaohBender27: See you Saturday, and happy birthday, Funko!
GapFiller: and happy bday Funko
GhostValv: welcome to birf!
snowmonkey99: Happy Birthday Funko!
Snowcookies: Have a good birthday!
serramarkov: Happy Birthday!
Joalni: Happy birthday!
malc: Happo Birthy Funkday
DoodlestheGreat: See you later, James! And tonight, Funko!
Questhere: cake?
walkingcorpse94: Happy BDay and cya guys!
iris_of_ether: Happy Birthkov!
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
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nyquister_: Happy Birthday :)
Firnsarwen: Happy Birthday, Funko! See you on your stream! lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBirthday
SoundGuy0dB: Cool, Was fun & Happy Birthday Funko
Lord_Hosk: !store
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Firnsarwen: Thanks for the stream, guys!
Easilycrazyhat: Same scav time, same scav channel
Firnsarwen: have a good evening, everyone!
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RandomTrivia: Jackbox and Chill HYPE
Lord_Hosk: thanks for being a good chat
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Fluffy776: katesDance katesDance katesDance
SergeYager: hai friends :S
Lord_Hosk: last minute raid!
SergeYager: :D :D :D
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98paperboys: Hi all!
PixelArtDragon: !next
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malc: jlrrDang
Firnsarwen: Hi raiders! Crossing the Streams is coming up momentarily!
Fluffy776: Hold the line!
Snowcookies: Jackbox is happening in a few minutes!
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee, happy birthday Funko!
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
ScourgeOfNeltoth: hi bye
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tehcrashxor: !updog
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Sage0fMadness: just got in before the line haha
Ivalenz_: !next
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Mikey_McC: Jack-Box coming up, worth sticking around for, take this time to grab a soda
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Snowcookies: Tarkov is over, but party will happen
Phailhammer: cya :)
Pteraspidomorphi: Excited for jackbox, it's been a while
Sage0fMadness: it has been a bit
RandomTrivia: Take this opportunity to cycle your fluids, grab a snacc and get comfortable!
Sage0fMadness: good night for some goofs and giggles
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DarkMorford gets ready to box Jack
Snowcookies: I'm eating a Jamaican patty with sour cream and hot sauce cos I don't know how to eat the cream faster
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Fruan: Oh right, I forgot about the twitch intergration for jackbox. Neat.
Sheikun07: yeeeeeeeeeeeah
PharaohBender27: Corgo300 Time to Jack! That! Box!
malc: !box
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Earthenone: !jar
RandomTrivia: I leave him there
Sogheim: !sir
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PhoenixMelior: Woo jackbox
Fruan: I let the man out of the jar, but not out of the box.
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ocelot's unite
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TehAmelie: Michelle, who art thou?
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DrSoupPHD: Can't stay, but excited to see the VOD later!! Have fun y'all!
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malc: !findquote ocelot
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sheqesi: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Feminine_Desires: why did this stream not autoplay what
SkylerRingtail: 7 whole(some) humans!
jamesk902: Non-Binary Ocelot is my favourite Metal Gear Solid character.
Feminine_Desires: its stuck on the offline screen
TehAmelie: stage (?) left (?)
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BrowneePoints: Oh jeez almost 2 years! Hope Y'all are holding in there, you deserve every bit of kindness you show us!
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hi_im_emily: refresh perhaps?
PhoenixMelior: I haven't been here for a while... beejs hair is now its own being
LinearGif: Matt is my boy, don't even
Dog_of_Myth: My boi!
ZealousCrow: Ian, my boy!!!
laikagoat: michelle!
SnackPak_: Classic Serge
SnowBuddy18: yeah, that tracks Serge
lady_olynder: Serge being bluntly honest
DAC169: aipLUL
DoodlestheGreat: And Michelle's new to Tarkov as well! :tf:
kamelion84: lol
Sage0fMadness: Serge? Blush? never
IbunWest: Checks out
lithopseffect: honesty
RandomTrivia: LUL
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control_rig: Parenthood!
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TheKingWiggins: Nelllllyyyyy
Snowcookies: a magical podcast
RandomTrivia: 7 perfectly accurate descriptions
jessieimproved: nelly with the real real talk
Kumakaori: sergeHeart Nelly: Best Dad.
BrowneePoints: No Matt, you're Goat's Boi
LinearGif: That fire
PhoenixMelior: Ah the dad life
TehAmelie: that's how it should be. kids don't follow no schedule
manwichcannon: Leave gradually this time please Nelson
A_Dub888: Nelly over here being a responsible parent
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A_Catastrophic_Success: Ian is my boy? I'm a Dad?
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Sarah_Serinde: (You can also still go to if you want)
DAC169: it's an overlay now? aipOMG
MAPBoardgames: It's Kathleen's black eye
matthaus_c: *w h e n y o u r t i m e c o m e s*
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Fruan: Add transtemporal game support, you cowards!
polybees: yeah suck it youtube
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DAC169: aipLUL
Dergib: is beej ok?
azninsect: hey wait hold on subs wait
malc: good stream everyone
hi_im_emily: i like that ian is in patently stupid land
damn_i_am_pretty: support LRR so they don't get jack on this twitch box
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DrSoupPHD: I'm a Youtube!
azninsect: good stream everyone pack it up
Juliamon: Dergib As much as he ever is
SnowBuddy18: is Beej's hair okay?
Terr0rc0tta: You love that we're watching?
hi_im_emily: bring back applewood smoked pulled prok
hi_im_emily: pork
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TheKingWiggins: Is Beej okay?
hi_im_emily: is he ever?
Diabore: theres an on screen chat!
rasterscan: Chat's gonna win it this time.
NimrodXIV: oo start with a game we're good at!
malc: chat on screen? what is this, the Yrr of Lrr?
Orgmastron: I see us!
SnackPak_: Let's go chat!
SkylerRingtail: Oh hey, chat on screen is new
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AWildTransgirlAppeared: Woot! Woot! Time for Laughs.
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Nigouki: look ma! I'm on TV!!
Fluffy776: Hi, youtube! katesAw
Earthenone: we are on TV!
Dova_0: Hey we get our own overlay corner
TehAmelie: Murder Party is always fun but it's not really interactive for us is it?
Sheikun07: GASP we get to be seen
polybees: im on the stream!
niccus: sometimes nobody lives!
Blue_Anteater: hi mom
MegaDosX: Come on chat, let's get our win!
TheWriterAleph: We're famous, chat! WE MADE IT
PhoenixMelior: Chat hasn't been on screen in a LONG time
CaptainSpam: Nothin' But Butts.
DrSoupPHD: Can't wait to see this later on YouTube!
Mysticman89: we're all green names folk now. A quality choice
nighthawk_986: Hello YouTube
azninsect: hi mom im on stream!
LinearGif: Mom said it's my turn to be dead
vellebastet: Hullo
damn_i_am_pretty: :o
asthanius: we're all so GREEN
polybees: look me famous
DoodlestheGreat: The Audence can win. ariW
CyndaneTierney: I'm going to mess up these questions, just you wait and see.
Anemscol: whoa on screen chat neat
HundreydAundre: Yea, right Serge...
quillilian: Oh hello DB-chat screen?
PhoenixMelior: Hehe, db nifty notifier chat i see
Arclight_Dynamo: Game is a bit loud.
adambomb625: Ooh on stream chat, that's new
monakai: C'mon chat! Let's claim another victory!
MythicDiva: Hello world! I am on the screen now!
m_logan2000: have had all players die even without an audience
mechmagic: I gotta see a round with everyone dieing and it was great
Getter404: RIP Serge
Reduce_Sanity: Hello
asthanius: Energy from the Kine
theleerm: woooo, whats this!
iris_of_ether: I won't judge but as an engineer I'll totally judge if you forget this :D
Serifina: Time to FINALLY reclaim our title!
LinearGif: K'nex energy vs lego energy
MegaDosX: Serge making excuses already :p
jonnykefka: first question shows. Chemist spouse: *long sigh*
MAPBoardgames: Likey story, Serge
TehAmelie: thermodynamics, the law of the universe
blue_lore: but do you really Serge?
Fruan: Come on, chat. We can do this.
Snowcookies: go Chat
bmac_oceanusborealis: An early start for Serge
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh cool The widget has latency correction
TheWriterAleph: all of our nonsense recorded forever for posterity. no pressure.
SnackPak_: sure is
Mysticman89: I mean, technicakky isnt _ also _
Mysticman89: yeah
ChekhovsCannon: but... yea what Kathleen said
Solipsody: Does everybody have a "Failed to load module" ghost in the middle of their screen?
malc: yes Kathleen, that was bugging me
RandomTrivia: Kathleen! Not here! LUL
HundreydAundre: Or do we....?
thatguy575 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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Serifina: Heat is caused by motion and friction, not just motion.
TheAinMAP: Oh Serge.
GaelanS: chat on stream? not sure I can handle this power
BrowneePoints: Heat is a signature of Energy
NimrodXIV: at least your pants didn't explode?
Irsaan: heisenLove
quillilian: large scale vs small scale
hi_im_emily: gotta think of a good word
asthanius: motion is caused by atomic motion
hi_im_emily: like "waxy"
LinearGif: Heat is a subset of motion
PhoenixMelior: Heat is a byproduct of the movement, trchnically heat is a process inefficiency
Yakster221B: bitterWave
PharaohBender27: It's going to be interesting for people watching the YT version of this with all of us onscreen :D
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Physics!