MelvinMTG: !next
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DarkMorford: I should figure out what to do for dinner. Maybe order a sammich or something, I dunno
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Collect trillions of blops!
TehAmelie: blops can be exchanged for food and services! (not really)
DarkMorford: Cod blops?
Earthenone: i mean with trillions of anything, you can probobly convert into something else
SoldieroFortune: Even if you have trillions of something no one wants, you can blackmail them into giving you what you want in return for not dumping the trillions on them!
TehAmelie: i've had quadradecillions of cookies in cookie clicker and they did nothing :x
Juliamon: Anyone else think it's wild that this week's session of First Law ended with communicating with a sleeping human, and then doing just that became the hot science news of the week that wasn't Mars-related?
Juliamon: Because I think that's pretty wild
TehAmelie: haven't heard about it :o
Earthenone: weird, the tv show im watching (over a decade old) had an episode on that i just finished
TehAmelie: heck, i even put my cookies into this amazing device https://orteil.dashnet.org/cookies2cash/
RomanGoro: I missed that story, Juliamon
Earthenone: all i have seen sciency this week is people celebrating mars rover and people celebrating the us joining paris agreement again
gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic! Tonight, The Gladiator Mono Colour Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (21s ago).
MelvinMTG: Signal at the ready...
SoldieroFortune: Red Five standing by
TehAmelie: groovy
corpocracy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic! Tonight, The Gladiator Mono Colour Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
Earthenone: as someone who spends weeks of time every week in a halucinitory world aware that it is one, im glad i have some teather to this one
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Greypelt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic! Tonight, The Gladiator Mono Colour Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Friday Night Paper Fight, we determine once and for all what is the best Magic colour with a Mono Colour Gladiator showdown! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuoZlZ3VcAEA1bB.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1362930438122078209
MelvinMTG: Is Nelson playing artifacts? omg
Ritaspirithntr: Either Nelson or Serge
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's nelly
lirazel64: Wheee!
MegaDosX: Going to make a bold guess: Kathleen is playing mono-black
TehAmelie: i may have misunderstood but i thought i heard everyone was going to be splashing brown
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TehAmelie: (so to speak)
Ritaspirithntr: @megadosx what’s interesting is that their screen shot of them has colored borders for each person and Kathleen’s is Black
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX I think you're right, there's a preview image on Twitter and it displays everyone's color as their name tag
Alas_Babylon: And Kathleen's border is black
sentientstump73: magic time!
SirenSongSeas: Hype for mono-brown to win
NightWingMistHawk: Looking over the borders I can't say I'm surprised by what colors everyone is playing, unless they switched the colors just to mess with us :p
Alas_Babylon: THere is indeed a mono-brown
lirazel64: So, my son and I have birthdays a week apart. We're splitting a box of Kaldheim boosters and one of Ravnica boosters, and opening them tonight. Wheee!
sentientstump73: please tell me wheeler is playing mono brown
TwitchTVsFrank: kathleen said she was playing black on lrrmtg
Alas_Babylon: @lirazel64 good luck friends :D
Alas_Babylon: @sentientstump73 Green
Diabore: nelson on mono brown seems fun
TehAmelie: maybe they just picked their favorite colors for the overlay magic
Alas_Babylon: Nelson is brown boi
djalternative: hola chat
Pavlovs_Dog_: I haven't watched a Paperfight in ages.lets go!
MegaDosX: @Alas_Babylon I didn't notice that, but I was partially kidding. I believe Kathleen just really enjoys mono-black, so her playing mono-black seems like an ice cold take >_>
NightWingMistHawk: Nelson posted his deck on Twitter a little while ago I believe
Alas_Babylon: Yep, not a single colored pip
sentientstump73: thats surprising, mono brown is such a wheeler thing
Pavlovs_Dog_: oops spacing is important
Diabore: cam seems...concerned in the twitter image
SirenSongSeas: I love mono-bornw so much
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DeM0nFiRe: The screen taunts me. It knows well there is no way I could prepare myself for what is coming
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TehAmelie: aloha
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TheWriterAleph: hellooOOO
Diabore: is my body ready
Earthenone: i heard on lrrmtg that cmc is dead, its now travis or something
codatski: I like that everyone's border matches their color that they are playing
TheWriterAleph: i'm full of rumble and ready to pizza!
Alas_Babylon: @Earthenone Travis, also known as mana value
Professor_Rakor: The politeness is deafening.
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TehAmelie: i thought it was Marcus
SnowBuddy18: Magic and pizza, Serge is having the perfect Fridat
sentientstump73: oh their frames are the colours they are playing, nice touch
ElektroTal: ol' benny wheels
djalternative: you breath it out for the most part
SnowBuddy18: Friday*
vellebastet: Hullo
Earthenone: marcus sounds more correct
DeM0nFiRe: I mean technically we don't know for sure that Cam is not sitting on a toilet right now
Diabore: for real though intestines are only about 15 feet
bullseye3265: that doesn't sound right...
asthanius: If you wrap your small intestine around the equator, you'd have no small intestine
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revjakenash: I too have pizza on the way and am happy to be here
NightWingMistHawk: Card Kingdom: A Clean, Well Lit Place to Storm Off
odocoelus: I'm looking forward to these games. I rarely see mono-colored decks when I play Gladiator through the discord.
OksanaSean: Cameron’s blue?
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azureHaights: ding
theaggrokrag: wow, nelly on brown. strong play
TehAmelie: imagine if you could have a flip button that also said Creature: Changeling
rocketjohn: Tonight, we don't get to see James' mouth
ElektroTal: wheels is the evangelist
Diabore: champion
SRJables: Gladiator is awesome woo
Lavaeolous1: I love Serge's helpful motions
CyberColossus: WOO not late :) hi chat!
MelvinMTG: I'm glad Wheeler's on green because I tried to build mono-green Gladiator
MelvinMTG: and it was bad
m_logan2000: Spartacus
BrindleBoar: Dr. Wheeler
theaggrokrag: ben....abusing magic
Electrodyne: Gladiator starring Wheeler as Maximus Decimus Epididymis
revjakenash: we call him Pogliacci
thraximore: ok Mr Wheeler wheelerPog
HundreydAundre: Wheel-Padre?
MegaDosX: The Wheelfather is an outstanding title
azureHaights: Yawgmoth's Wheel
revjakenash: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
Professor_Rakor: Gladioso
FionasGotIT: wheelerClown
Graham_LRR: Gladiator Ambassador
TehAmelie: you're forced to play on the up and honest or they'd start calling you the Cheese Wheel
floki4242: pogfather
codatski: @Graham_LRR What's up G?
bullseye3265: im diggin wheelers shirt
elah806: Canadian Gladiator
GredGredmansson: Ah yes, Brown Mana
GredGredmansson: the deep cut
TheWriterAleph: critroleFire
vellebastet: Nothing, I'm sure
lirazel64: @tehamelie Loling here, thank. you.
ArdCollider: I heard Cameron's generating brown mana.
BrindleBoar: train of thought: lost
SnowbirdMike: Evening all.
OksanaSean: Cam’s All Jace All Day?
Lavaeolous1: is Nelson running colourless?
niccus: brown, the color of children
Alas_Babylon: @Lavaeolous1 Yep, brown is an old term for artifacts
sheer_falacy: blue
sheer_falacy: blue and brown?
HundreydAundre: Brown? Like uhhh...C+S?
Lavaeolous1: ohhh cool
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
maximumgray36: skeli deck?
HundreydAundre: Colorless and snow?
TehAmelie: something something can you handle Nelson's brown
Cartographers_Ink: There is a fatal flaw, I'm colourblind, the bottom 3 colour frames look like variations of either green or brown
SRJables: but I saw a mono W D&T deck went 5-0 in the league!
Earthenone: so if red or green wins it gets an asterisk?
Diabore: @Cartographers_Ink james is red, wheeler is green, and nelson is artifacts/colourless
MegaDosX: You mean you don't want four voices in your ear while you're playing?
azureHaights: Wouldn't that be six chaotic, not two chaotic? lrrBEEJ
SnowBuddy18: @Earthenone especially red
elah806: So Nelson is racing to Ulamog, got it
ElektroTal: petition to bring Shivam back for a FNPF, i hear he's a cool dude
maximumgray36: MingLee
sheer_falacy: Kitchen Finks in every deck, got it
Diabore: so we're playing kitchen finks commander
Catastrophil: Did Serge somehow get Kitchen Finks into his deck?
azureHaights: FN Alex-style monocolor?
djalternative: Seconded
Earthenone: ohh. so kitchen finks is mono white then?
NightWingMistHawk: ElektroTal I'll third that
MegaDosX: Serge definitely found a way to put Kitchen Finks into Arena for his deck
niccus: no wastes on Arena
TehAmelie: we could call it "glass" but that color reads so badly on the overlay
Juliamon: James: we didn't hold everyone to strictly monocolour. Chat: K I T C H E N F I N K S
theaggrokrag: judging by the sandwhich, maybe cam should be on brown
Electrodyne: Nelly casting Brown Lotus all night long
BjjBrain: Nelson, do you have Shimmering dragon??
MegaDosX: @Juliamon But the memes!
rocketjohn: wheeler on 5-colour monogreen
BjjBrain: shimmer wing*
maximumgray36: eldrzi......NO
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KingOfDoma: I'm pulling for Serge. White is the underdog!
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snowewolf: hello all
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bernardo013: pumped to watch this unfold!
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RendezVoodoo: so serge can have kitchen finks and not breaking the rules
odocoelus: Ohhh...the color indicator lightens the louder the speaker is.
Pavlovs_Dog_: just cause a deck has blue in it doesn't mean its not mono red
AtlasCrafts: lrrAWESOME I miss all of you - 50percent I havent't met - hope you're all well
Earthenone: oko is not in your mono green deck?
djalternative: Okay. The motion to bring Shivam on for another FNPF has recieved enough endorsements to move to the floor. All in favor say Aye
code1300: or the land
BjjBrain: @coachNelly thank you
rocketjohn: aye
NightWingMistHawk: Aye
Electrodyne: Gooooooooo Nelson
Catastrophil: @LoadingReadyRun I like the voice-level indicator you had going on there
TehAmelie: question, if Spider-Man showed up for this would you allow him to play Izzet?
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
MegaDosX: Azorius Flyers was a solid thing prior to last rotation
Electrodyne: HA-haa
Diabore: oh thats loud arena noises
interiorexplosion: Technically none of those are birds
Flyingdelorion: Aye
code1300: what the 2/2 zombie token land
sheer_falacy: mono bird
RayoConDios: Could we lower volume please?
sendatou: kinda lound
sheer_falacy: !card field of the dead
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun very loud arena noises
MegaDosX: First blood!
elah806: Arena is quite voluminous as usual
SnowBuddy18: birds is part of Wheeler's contract
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Diabore: ty
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL better?
MegaDosX: Thanks Paul!
MelvinMTG: Yes, thank you Paul!
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun very much ty
elah806: Much better, thank you based Paul
RayoConDios: Thank you Paul, you're the best
MegaDosX: And thanks Serge!
Hexi_Lexi: ty paul and serge
sheer_falacy: 1/2 can't defeat the power of a weird chicken
MelvinMTG: Most polite chat in the world
MegaDosX: Oh that fourth card in Serge's hand is rude in this match
RayoConDios: @MelvinMTG I mean, it's a Canadian stream.
MegaDosX: That second line is so /rude/ against mono-brown
Hexi_Lexi: that archon is a thrashing
elah806: Serge Yaeger? Playing prison?
SmashTCG: I mean nelson gets Ugin
SmashTCG: so theres that
Diabore: !card archon of emeria
LRRbot: Archon of Emeria [2W] | Creature — Archon [2/3] | Flying / Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
Yakster221B: Serge on "Birds that hose your opponent" tribal
Yakster221B: Hi everyone
Hexi_Lexi: @SmashTCG he gets both ugins
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bullseye3265: i feel like tezzeret fits thematicaly for artifacts
sheer_falacy: reach and flying cancel out and you can't block flyers anymore
RomanGoro: Serge is on hatebirds.dek
TehAmelie: i thought reach and flying would allow you to block double flying
MegaDosX: Serge says while playing the Archon to shut him down :p
MegaDosX: !card crystalline giant
LRRbot: Crystalline Giant [3] | Artifact Creature — Giant [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose a kind of counter at random that Crystalline Giant doesn't have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on Crystalline Giant.
theaggrokrag: caravan is fabulous
Hexi_Lexi: "i am gonna lose by playing so many cool cards" is how ive lived my entire mtg career
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sheer_falacy: just play a spine to kill that archon
TheWriterAleph: choo choo
Easilycrazyhat: This white deck is just rude
Diabore: i guess all we can do is hope serge doesnt draw archon game
RayoConDios: Angry birds > Hate bears
Diabore: 2
DiscountDoubleCzech: ghost quarter and caravan thouhg
wtrob: Choo choo
sheer_falacy: some of it is symmetrical
djalternative: it's the one from the "can you feel with a heart of steel" lair
Electrodyne: Serge needs more Benalish Hero
sheer_falacy: ah, the chalice from the palace
MegaDosX: Imagine if Nelson had Crucible of Worlds in his deck with Ghost Quarter
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SmashTCG: coulkd have killed the giant by floating maan
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of white, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
Hexi_Lexi: you still did well, Nelly!
Electrodyne: The chalice with the palace has the pellet with the poison, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: !decks
niccus: when artifacts go off it's extra gross
beckett_brass: So, came in a little late. What's the format?
MelvinMTG: Is someone spreadsheeting the various matches between LRRfolk?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: gladiator
sheer_falacy: I hope everyone draws all the colors they need
BleedingToast: Hello guyjudgeKevin
rocketjohn: why does that say peasant cube?
SnowbirdMike: So at what point was that fledgling no longer a fledgling. I am saying 6 counters.
beckett_brass: @BleedingToast Hello.
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Bl1ghtn1n6: generally yes, you wanna go fast, but like this hand works
Juliamon: Because it got triggered before I hit 'save'
ashiok_nightmare_moose: hes not playing plating lol
Juliamon: !decks
rocketjohn: ah, sadness.
rocketjohn: thank you Juliamon :)
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MegaDosX: That card Serge was highlighting is spicy
Gaz_L: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:54.
OksanaSean: Whose red? And can we expect turn 2 trickery?
CorruptDropbear: Do you foretell Unleashed or save it for Turn 5 to get two?
Gaz_L: James is red, i think
MegaDosX: James also doesn't have Trickery in his deck
asthanius: noises?
InsaneVioletMage: A wild small human!
SmashTCG: what is that NOise?
sheer_falacy: someone is ratcheting
Hexi_Lexi: background child go ZOOM!
RomanGoro: SmashTCG Nelly's kid
ashiok_nightmare_moose: it shuts down a lot of value, smart play imo
CorruptDropbear: lawnmower
Sogheim: I appreciate the small human in the back
Dr_Shandor: Tiny hooman
SmashTCG: Ah
cotillion1850: It is a child's toy of some kind
Gaz_L: a foraging miniature human
NightWingMistHawk: Hello Spawn of Nelson
zhrang911: Nelson’s child is going HAM
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: LUL
asthanius: Great work!
CorruptDropbear: two angels!
Easilycrazyhat: Dad to the rescue!
MelvinMTG: Nelson is better with Magic artifacts that IRL artifacts
Hexi_Lexi: LUL at least you tried, nelly
asthanius: Awwww
InsaneVioletMage: Awwwwwwwwww
Hexi_Lexi: awwww!!!
asthanius: Candy is important, though
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: help my heart
Desruprot: desrupLUL more candy
Hexi_Lexi: pfft!
whitefirecomix: The Monster, Serge
Gaz_L: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SmashTCG: larsfestKEK
Dr_Shandor: Candy break!
Olomag: Serge win faster for candy!
Cartographers_Ink: Nelson best Dad participation award ever!!
Nox_Invictus_: Serge, the great destroyer!
MegaDosX: Imagine getting called out by your kid for your card choices
Desruprot: 2 for the price of 1
CorruptDropbear: Well, you spend 2 mana on Turn 4 for it
sheer_falacy: Serra Angel inflation
MelvinMTG: "Dad, is Crawling Barrens really efficient enough in this matchup?"
SmashTCG: whats better5 mana for2 serra angels, Or3 mana for 1
cotillion1850: I mean he spent 7 mana techinically still a great deal though
Desruprot: Traxos entered double tapped
RaklarLS: oh, terrible. Just look at those angels, they can get removed so easily by this white 3 mana board wipe.
Gaz_L: Nelly handicapped by not being allowed to play basic Wastes in his deck
wtrob: Traxos is such a large lad
Dish_KP: came in just in time for the 'too bad white doesn't have good cards
SmashTCG: alwayas?
Gobukiller: Serra Angel, serge?
Dish_KP: PERFECT! :D
Sibwow: wheelerRita
Hexi_Lexi: always?
TehAmelie: Wall of Swords?
Electrodyne: Mesa Pegasus
sheer_falacy: why not play the traditional flying color, green?
Yakster221B: Aerial Responder is so dang good
Earthenone: you see theres this card called serra angel
theaggrokrag: oh man, traxos reminds me of Dominaria, and dominaria reminds me of Yargle. who's on black and are they bargling?
elah806: Well, Nelson, in Das Kapital, Karl Marx outlines this concept called Immiseration
Ritaspirithntr: 1993
MegaDosX: That'll help a bit?
Hexi_Lexi: like, everything but green seems to get regular flying things
CorruptDropbear: Angels can fly so
sheer_falacy: why did it go in that order
TehAmelie: blue used to have big flyers be a big part of its identity. that probably seems weirder
MegaDosX: Arena always does weird things with trample and protection
MegaDosX: Exactsies!
Electrodyne: Green has Scryb Sprites, they fly
Lafajet: He definitely did not have 11 points
Gaz_L: blue and white are the main flying colours, i think black and red only get them for rare creature types (powerful vampires and dragons, respectively)
circusofkirkus: CANDY :D
Ritaspirithntr: !card Traxos
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge of Kroog [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [7/7] | Trample / Traxos, Scourge of Kroog enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos.
TheWooglie: you get to play with your son now
Wolveroo: go get candy!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: banished to the candy zone
TehAmelie: consolation candy!
MelvinMTG: The old 0-1 candy drop
SirenSongSeas: rip mono-brown
Easilycrazyhat: As punishment, you must play with your children! MWAAHAHAHA
RomanGoro: !decklists
SnowbirdMike: Have a great evening Nelson
Gaz_L: should've played purple instead
dayofthehippo: surg surg surg
MegaDosX: Why is Serge's deck blue in LRRbot's list?
gibbousm: wait, Wheeler isn't playing White Weenies?
Countjondi: i assume cam is blue?
dayofthehippo: Play harder
sheer_falacy: only one can play white weenies
Wolveroo: Surge Exiled Nelly
Moonspeak721: it'd be cool if arena let you change starting life totals in friendly games
Gaz_L: benny wheels and his thicc green bois
dayofthehippo: Draw FIRST
sheer_falacy: it's a friendly game, let's start at 200 life
dividesBy0: I think a free mulligan option would be nice too.
RaklarLS: oh boy, what is this hand
maximumgray36: drinks, when anyone has land fall
dayofthehippo: one land is plenty
Earthenone: did you win both times?
beckett_brass: Mono-blue. I appreciate that.
Earthenone: if so keep it :P
Desruprot: 1 land to rule them all
dayofthehippo: Kathleeen dont need no land
OksanaSean: Nice Cam! I like it :)
Gaz_L: let you change the deck limits as well, maybe do a 100 card historic brawl with 40 life LUL
theaggrokrag: the irl and lrr cannon classic matchup of the century, cam on blue and kathleen on black.
sheer_falacy: would also be nice to set mulligan rules in friendly games
MegaDosX: I like your sleeves Cam!
Countjondi: The Kath Path vs The Cam Fam
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revjakenash: They should have a mode where you can only play 70 copies of the same creature and 30 basics
SnowbirdMike: Nce
dayofthehippo: Jank ramp... love it
Desruprot: Well Penn tends to be with Teller
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vellebastet: I like them both, so I guess I'm rooting for a good game. lrrHEART
SnowbirdMike: blue aggro
Haroldholmes25: be aggressive
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: apply pressure directly to forehead
RaklarLS: close enough to a wrath
sheer_falacy: Attack her life points directly
Hexi_Lexi: head on, apply directly to the forehead
MegaDosX: Imagine if black had a 2-mana wrath
SmashTCG: INb4Mutilate
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KidAmn: it's not NOT a wrath
Gaz_L: wait, snow lands, but what snow payoffs does blue hav- oh wait
sheer_falacy: it's half a wrath. A hath.
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Desruprot: no it made sense that call
CorruptDropbear: menache
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: cam I cant believe you murdered that pteremander
hmwd138: You can play spells without mana if you cheat
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: you monster
Nimiphi: yeah, but when I do that I draw 7 land in a row =/
RaklarLS: oh this is confusing, we have kathleen's sound?
SmashTCG: a 9 turn clock Oh no
OksanaSean: Turn 4 obliterator maybe?
SmashTCG: Id say yes
ashiok_nightmare_moose: worth
sheer_falacy: 9 turn clock and a one sided howling mine
MegaDosX: Good plan
Hexi_Lexi: i agree with that play
TehAmelie: eventually everyone reverts to this basic online table program where you load up image files of your cards, move them around as needed, write your own notes on the table to track life and whatnot, and nothing else. primitive and flexible
MegaDosX: It's more that it saves his creature and Curious Obsession
MegaDosX: Imagine if Kathleen just slammed Phyrexian Obliterator here
KidAmn: Large Oof
Gaz_L: @TehAmelie maybe use little cardboard rectangles to represent the deck, lands, creatures etc
SnowbirdMike: Plan B?
Hexi_Lexi: all your oofs are belong to doof
thraximore: yeah I think we have Kathleen's sound. odd
CorruptDropbear: Flipside, you're blue so you're drawing a lot
Gaz_L: lrrPAUL to the rescue!
sheer_falacy: that castle looks like a star destroyer from far enough away
KidAmn: another one for the Collector Oof
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: sound seems good now
SnowbirdMike: Great art
Gaz_L: yeah, just go to options and slide the master volume down
Earthenone: card 3 is a sorcery
OksanaSean: I love both these decks so much
MegaDosX: Well at least Cam has that second option
ic52404: What would the Friday Nights crew be doing during pandemic?
revjakenash: Ambient toodling mean a servitor of the outer gods is right... behind... you
Electrodyne: Junding
sheer_falacy: the most aggressive possible colors
SmashTCG: traditional Blue black matchup
JA_Pinkerton: Cam on the Draw Go plan
Gaz_L: you are a powerful plansewalker
ActionJB: Cam's got a clock
JA_Pinkerton: Kathleen on the Everything I try is stymied plan.
niccus: that castle is doing work. not sure whose side
Kykiwi: the spicy guardian idol
Gaz_L: smol zombi boi tryin his best
Dish_KP: come on Kaffleen you can do this! Do it for us! Do it for BLACK!
MegaDosX: Now here comes a storm!
gibbousm: Suddenly: GIANTS
MegaDosX: Thryx making big spells uncounterable would be helpful if anyone else were playing blue I guess :p
hd_dabnado: hey everyone, im here for some amazing gladiator
Gaz_L: when you play black, 14 life means 13 cards you can draw
boonf: flyin gyin
Earthenone: red has a counterspell in this format :P
CorruptDropbear: is Shoreshark have flash?
revjakenash: 4/5 flash flyer is good enough in gladiator
CorruptDropbear: yep nem
beckett_brass: @hd_dabnado Hello. I've never seen Gladiator format before. What is it?
Gaz_L: it's basically Arena Highlander
Earthenone: !gladiator
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revjakenash: @beckett_brass , there is a whole discord!
hd_dabnado: oh good lrr has a gladiator command
hd_dabnado: but yeah its a cool format
MelvinMTG: That pastebin list could be updated to gladiator.blo
MelvinMTG: blog*
theclawmasheen: I think castle locthwain is the permanent that dealt the most damage this game.
HalcyonPrime9: is this the first or second pairing?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: second
revjakenash: 2nd
benjamin_wheeler: @HalcyonPrime9 2nd
rocketjohn: MelvinMTG gladiator.blog is out of date, last i looked
HundreydAundre: The Epiphany of Control
Gaz_L: that's not a blue card!
Greypelt: Faceless Heaven is SO GOOD
MegaDosX: Faceless Haven is like the aggro version of Crawling Barrens
maximumgray36: cast cold beer, equip ice cold cup
niccus: where does it land among the creaturelands?
SergeYager: Are all 6 decks running Faceless Haven?
Electrodyne: Facepunch Haven
rocketjohn: and now it isn't, my bad MelvinMTG
revjakenash: @rocketjohn , it's under new management, expect updates
SmashTCG: shame its a human, and canot be a shark
CorruptDropbear: to be fair, blue vs black
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Gaz_L: gary for 2
SnowbirdMike: First round was an action movie, This round a drama.
boonf: do havens generally have faces??
CorruptDropbear: castle star destroyer
Gaz_L: lochthwain might be the best castle
beckett_brass: @boonf How much do you want to know the answer to that question?
Yakster221B: I knew someone named Haven in elementary school, I think he had a face
MegaDosX: With difficulty
revjakenash: I know a guy named Steve Haven's confirmed he has a face
HundreydAundre: @SergeYager No....Five other Faceless Havens are running you!
TheWriterAleph: Castle George
JA_Pinkerton: that's not welsh - it has vowels
TehAmelie: i like Castle Ochladdie
MegaDosX: Also it looks like from the decklists, Kathleen is the only one not running Faceless Haven
call_me_Aras: I thought it would Loghhwain
ArdCollider: R&D used to pronounce it lock-thwain, apparently
HundreydAundre: I actually hoped snow would only be a part of the 'sixth' color with the brown matchups.
MegaDosX: Kathleen's getting the other end of the pendulum swing from Nelson
beckett_brass: It's not bananas, it's a game called Magic: the Gathering.
Laserbeaks_Fury: katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
TheOneCalledStu: I for one blame jame's curse
SnowbirdMike: Use the castle
IbunWest: lumeBanan
NightWingMistHawk: Kathleen's deck overcompensating for the games where she started with one land hands
SmashTCG: clearly james is hideing inside Kathleens room
JonnyGlitch: very nice that it doesn't tap to activate
sheer_falacy: funny how in constructed 3 snow is a lot like 3 colorless
Earthenone: !searchforjames
sheer_falacy: well, in monocolor constructed
Micsig: faceless haven atac and defen
MegaDosX: I also love the shapeshifter theme for Kaldheim, so Faceless Haven is fun in that regard too
JonnyGlitch: wait that would make it useless. don't mind me
JonnyGlitch: I just woke up
rocketjohn: my only issue with the art is that it clearly has a face
theclawmasheen: Oh tym you screamy boi
TheWriterAleph: !cardname Tymaret, Chosen from AAAARRRGGGHHH
Gaz_L: yeah, kinda like that one blue creature that lets you look at the top card and put a snow card in hand becomes 'draw a card' in constructed
RaklarLS: I forgot how angry Tymaret was
Nimiphi: Who, the Murder King? Why would you say he's angry?
Desruprot: It looks like Tymaret lulled a little, he is less murdery nowadays
djalternative: Tymaret abdicated the Murder Monarchy
Countjondi: when you need quality of cards rather than quantity, the line between scrying and drawing is thin
HundreydAundre: Blue to himself in 3rd person: Blue has creatures?
MegaDosX: That one, notably, won't work with Faceless Haven due to it being all creature types
sheer_falacy: you don't need to be angry to be a murder king
JonnyGlitch: that shark looks like a pain to play against
MegaDosX: Though I'm not sure why you'd use it with Faceless Haven >_>
sheer_falacy: you can murder very calmly
dividesBy0: Tymaret stubbed his toe on the entrance to the underworld and has been screaming ever since.
vellebastet: It is very hard for me to say Shoreshark
HundreydAundre: Cool Tail.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I forget does the Mutate also get flash?
sheer_falacy: the shoreshark redemption
benjamin_wheeler: grindfest
JonnyGlitch: it would if it's discounted right?
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Micsig: @Laserbeaks_Fury yes when it has it
djalternative: I wonder if all cards referring to cmc will be errated to mv when strixhaven comes out
Gaz_L: i believe mutate is technically casting it, so yes
OksanaSean: He is playing storm :)
djalternative: on arena*
TehAmelie: imagine if the gods did something like with Prometheus who gets his livet eaten all day every day forever, but with toe stubbing
sheer_falacy: they're renaming it, so yeah
SmashTCG: if I mutate shore shark onto a Street wraith, do i get a street shark?
TehAmelie: liver too
Micsig: OOFA
JonnyGlitch: Cam you're too keen XD
TheWriterAleph: Cam's poker face LUL
Gaz_L: yeah, all mill cards on arena now say 'mill' instead of 'put x cards from the top of your library into graveyard'
SmashTCG: Nooo
SmashTCG: lethal in haaand
Gaz_L: one day more
RaklarLS: but at what cost?
Desruprot: another day another destiny
MegaDosX: I think Cam could've won there with that card on the left, but w/e
Earthenone: its hard to go for leathal in this kind of deck, dont want to overexpose to black removals
djalternative: it's 4 for that ability, chat. not 3
HundreydAundre: Game is GOOF, Eyes say...
Countjondi: some of my favorite people battling with my favorite colors, life is good
Earthenone: the attacking haven can tap while attacking
JonnyGlitch: mono blue vs mono black, so surprising it's slow! Kappa
Earthenone: so it was posible
Diabore: its casting the spell
Soniczephyr: Could the idol trigger be stifled?
Gaz_L: another topdeck another destiny
MegaDosX: Big chups!
JonnyGlitch: not done yet
boonf: chupa dupa
KidAmn: Arf? Oof.
Gaz_L: stifled
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: dog tales
JonnyGlitch: oof
Micsig: @Soniczephyr yrr
hd_dabnado: stifle!
sheer_falacy: that poor chupathingy
benjamin_wheeler: damn this is a good game
SnowbirdMike: Agreed
MelvinMTG: She had it!
Diabore: this is close
KidAmn: hooooold
vellebastet: It's exactly what I hoped for.
Soniczephyr: @Micsig So that could've been lethal
OksanaSean: Love both those cards
JonnyGlitch: Is this going in the compilation of Cameron blowouts?
Desruprot: castle vs castle action
Gaz_L: i mean, she's at 7 basically
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niccus: so mutate targets...
TheWriterAleph: when castle fights, castle wins, castle maaan
sheer_falacy: Mutate onto it for lethal =P
Gaz_L: 9 if she activates Tymaret
JonnyGlitch: 3 is not 0
benjamin_wheeler: from what I've seen weren't any good spots for lethal
sheer_falacy: what a comeback
rocketjohn: the wheelfather has spoken
Nimiphi: wait, is this lethal? *holds up spirit activation*
cotillion1850: Cam could go for the kill here by making the land unblockable right or does that not work?
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gibbousm: is this still game 1?
cotillion1850: or could have I should say
KidAmn: it's time for the Shoreshark Redemption
plainmitchell: Pouncing shark do-do-da-do--da-do
Graham_LRR: Laaaand Shaaaark
Desruprot: woah
Fistacles: Mono black just doing mono black things
laikagoat: lrrWOW lrrWOW
gibbousm: hulk smash
MegaDosX: Kathleen has definitely stabilised
JonnyGlitch: wait, is this game 1 round 1? As in a 55 minute game?
TheWriterAleph: step on me noxious daddy
peazful: It’s a shark eats dog world
Yakster221B: bitterHype Mah gawd
El_Funko: Quick, scry them to death
SnowbirdMike: and then that happen
Diabore: @JonnyGlitch round 2
niccus: scry us a river
SnowBuddy18: @JonnyGlitch round 2 game 1
MegaDosX: @JonnyGlitch Nelson vs Serge was quick. This has been going for I think about 15 minutes?
Diabore: @JonnyGlitch serge butchered nelly round 1
hd_dabnado: i like attacking here
Gaz_L: castle vantress reads "look at the bottom 2 cards of your library"
JonnyGlitch: Thanks!
MegaDosX: !card bog spirit
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themlin: !uptime
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sheer_falacy: bog spirit human coward lhurgoyf
MegaDosX: !updog
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JonnyGlitch: my how the turn tables
Desruprot: well
RaklarLS: oh wow
MegaDosX: Holy moly
circusofkirkus: oh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey Chupa thingy
RandomTrivia: And also a Mutant Ninja Turtle
niccus: well bye
Gaz_L: scoop?
RandomTrivia: OOF
TheWriterAleph: Hail to the Queen
Hexi_Lexi: lrrWOW
beckett_brass: Welp
Dish_KP: yes like this!
boonf: LILY!!
symphonicmerchant: @benjamin_wheeler Cam missed Lethal. He could have attacked with bothe creatures and after attacks before blocks, mutate the shoreshark on faceless haven to bounce the idol.
SnowbirdMike: and the another thing happened
SeismicLawns: recurring threats? Cam doesn't have a chance
sheer_falacy: I believe I can see the future
Tregelen: in this economy?
Diabore: its bleak
plainmitchell: Two creatures? In this economy?
JonnyGlitch: Outlook doesn't look good
KidAmn: you get to see which 2 creatures Liliana eats!
benjamin_wheeler: @symphonicmerchant but he's doing it into 3 cards + 3 open mana vs mono-removal.dek
RaklarLS: I mean...
TheWriterAleph: gee bill, your mom lets you have TWO creatures??
Gaytanic_Panic: noleLG serfYell noleLG serfYell noleLG serfYell
MegaDosX: It's worth noting that Cam couldn't mutate the Shoreshark onto the Faceless Haven, because it being all creature types makes it also human
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: And mutate only works on non-human creatures
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Favre_Studios: Fuck
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Diabore: i think black is going to finals, it has so much removal
Gaz_L: lrrFINE
vellebastet: lrrFINE
hd_dabnado: !decklists
turambar87: he could have mutated onto the other creature though
hidingbox: Believe!
Fistacles: i appreciate the deck lists being in WUBRG order
asthanius: @turambar87 When it becomes the target of a spell it has to be sacrificed
JonnyGlitch: oh dear
niccus: ouch but also it's an honor to die to gonti
MegaDosX: Kathleen's gotten past the flood into just good card after good card
Gaz_L: mmhm mmhm yes yes this seems fine
sheer_falacy: WUBRGA order
Dish_KP: sorry, @turambar87 but the pirate would have sacc'd to its own effect
symphonicmerchant: @benjamin_wheeler he sure is. But at that point, if Kathleen would have had a removal spell, she would have already use it.
RayoConDios: Holy crap is this still game 1?
Diabore: @turambar87 i think if he tried to mutate onto sailor it would have sacced itself, because you target to mutate
Diabore: yup, round 2 though
turambar87: wrong creature. i was referringn to the turn he attacked with the haven and the flier
Radyin: Where is the advantage marker pointing right now?
MegaDosX: He maybe could have mutated the Shoreshark under Thryx to bounce the Idol, but Kathleen could have had removal in hand
JonnyGlitch: damn I want to punch that fairy
Gaz_L: it's cute until the 5th time they play it in the match
Desruprot: that castle did work........
MegaDosX: WOW
Fistacles: LUL
neisan2112: ahahahahah
niccus: OH NO
Diabore: OOF
RandomTrivia: OUCH
laikagoat: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
niccus: outblued...
El_Funko: Sharked to the shadow realm
Gaytanic_Panic: YES
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Juliamon: symphonicmerchant If you came here hoping for perfect plays, prepare to be disappointed.
Yakster221B: Just Gonti things
Dish_KP: ah, then yes, @turambar87 . ^^
RandomTrivia: benginRip
MegaDosX: Huh. That happened.
sendatou: LOL
neisan2112: Fuck I love Gonti so much
RayoConDios: juzSniped
The_Quiet_Alestain: Amazing!
RaklarLS: that was amazing :D
gibbousm: SHAAAAARK
Kykiwi: gEt GoT
Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
TheWriterAleph: you're gonna need a bigger boat, Cam
Diabore: kathleen just stole camerons soul
JonnyGlitch: lrrHERE
underhill33: oof owie my bones
themenace1: hoisted
KidAmn: Hoist? By my own petard? It's more likely than you think!
TheOneCalledStu: Et Tu brutus the shark
sheer_falacy: can't believe black played a blue card
Gaz_L: counterspells suck, huh?
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeD bozeD bozeD
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Radyin: There's a special pain in being countered by your own spells.
SnowbirdMike: I hear the Jaws theme playing
Laserbeaks_Fury: You gonna need a bigger boat
MegaDosX: I spoke too soon about Thryx making things uncounterable I guess
Gaytanic_Panic: kathle3EYE kathle3TRI kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX
neisan2112: That was so good
ComradeMik: what the hell did I miss?!
Dish_KP: Win with casual 5 mull! GO KATHLEEN!
El_Funko: You ever been counterspelled... ON SHARK?
vellebastet: Thanks for such a great game!
lirazel64: Excellent!
MegaDosX: Also yeah Voracious Greatshark is pretty great. A 5/4 body with a counterspell attached to it.
Phosfur: It couldn't happen if it wasn't in the deck after all lol
JonnyGlitch: Add that to the clips compilation of Cameron getting streamrolls!
RaklarLS: Trai-tor shark dudududu
Diabore: there is no timer on direct challenges so we can take a break now
hd_dabnado: oh damn, I would keep this
vellebastet: gg
Earthenone: the turn 1 combo!
gibbousm: your shark smelled blood and decided it was hungry
ComradeMik: last I saw Kathleen was dob
SmashTCG: but Cam, you ARE home
symphonicmerchant: @Julimon I myself punt a lot. I'm just pointing out the facts.
Gaz_L: the MTG equivalent of doing sick kungfu to take the enemy's gun and shoot them with it
Gaytanic_Panic: kathle3TRI kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
lirazel64: gtg, friends... see you on the flip side.
CorruptDropbear: baby shark
Dish_KP: good snow friend. scary
mitomanox: cameron passive-agressively playing with kat's feelngs
SmashTCG: Judge, Thats a white card
vellebastet: yes!
JonnyGlitch: murder shark do-do-do-do-do-do
MegaDosX: Ascendant Spirit given a chance to get going is spicy
Dog_of_Myth: Hola all. Hope I haven't missed much.
Desruprot: oh no
Gaz_L: well... you need.... multiple snow sources
hidingbox: lrrFINE
niccus: hurbis
vellebastet: @lirazel64 See ya!
ComradeMik: that Japanese opt is so good
Radyin: We may be in some peril here.
MegaDosX: Well.
KidAmn: not like this
laikagoat: lrrFINE
TheWriterAleph: Cam mah boi
underhill33: the jp cards are all SO good
MegaDosX: This is going poorly.
JonnyGlitch: oh deat
Desruprot: well
Gaz_L: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: one lander... not ideal
benjamin_wheeler: oh no Cameron no
SmashTCG: Jude, my oppnent stole all my lands
asthanius: My heart hurts
asthanius: Cam no
TheWriterAleph: one. like how many lands he has.
Dish_KP: Cam nooooo
niccus: it's ok, cam is drawing brainstorm next
Diabore: 1 land is how its going
MegaDosX: "This one goes to eleven" - Cam, probably
neisan2112: Out of?
JonnyGlitch: Let James pilot the deck for a round, you'll get 11ty hundred land
boonf: let's do this again
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KidAmn: It's about 3.6. Not great, not terrible.
Durzostarfire: canadian highlander what about,,,canadian one lander
HalcyonPrime9: out of?
hd_dabnado: to be fair, I think you were right to keep a 1 land there
Nimiphi: He forgot to visual Serge shaking his head in disappointment. never keep the 1 lander
endangeredconfusion: 7 land in a row would be pretty nice
gibbousm: okay, everyone give Cam a hug
RandomTrivia: James, invoke your power!
asthanius: always cursed never wasn't cursed
TheMandrew: Cam, don't ever change. your boundless optimism sustains me
Gaz_L: fear is the mindkiller fear is the little death that brings total oblivion
redbomber2000: words to live by "never ever keep a one land hand"
niccus: what does ascendant spirit do when you're an octopus
Diabore: time for spirit to die
RandomTrivia: It keeps those abilities ayway
MegaDosX: Doesn't it keep them anyway?
Diabore: you keep them anyway no?
RandomTrivia: *anyway
superdude097: It would still have the level ups
neisan2112: It keeps them tho?
Desruprot: I think you keep them anyways
SmashTCG: you get them anyway:
Soniczephyr: You kept them
migelino164: You still keep them
asthanius: Spirit's base p/t is most important
SRJables: oops that should have been over
Alas_Babylon: THey do, but the creature doesn't become the correct creature types
Gaz_L: they're all dependent on creature type
SergeYager: lmao
neisan2112: Well didn't matter
RandomTrivia: Welp
Moonspeak721: doesn't the text stay regardless of what's on top? mutate is confusing
Dish_KP: nonzero for sure
Dr_fragenstien: it has them, but he can't use them becasue it stops being a spirit
MegaDosX: I mean. It's a moot point now, but I think you'd have kept them anyway.
Soniczephyr: mutate was a mistake because of this...
e_bloc: Corgo100 my own shark doo doo do do do doo
TheMagicalSazerac: Quantum has taught me that anything is a nonzero chance. Like your lands all tunneling to top next turn.
JonnyGlitch: play to your outs? so... disconnect?
Alas_Babylon: The problem is that Ascendant Spirit checks creature types, and it's no longer a Spirit
SmashTCG: Omen on upkeep?
asthanius: Spirit on top was still correct, chat. Because the spirit's p/t is what changes
Diabore: !card ascendant spirit
LRRbot: Ascendant Spirit [U] | Snow Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {S}{S}: Ascendant Spirit becomes a Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 2/3. / {S}{S}{S}: If Ascendant Spirit is a Warrior, put a flying counter on it and it becomes a Spirit Warrior Angel with base power and toughness 4/4. / {S}{S}{S}{S}: If Ascendant Spirit is an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
bernardo013: katie dey is fantastic
endangeredconfusion: wow black has all the nice things
MyBestHat: Scion of the Ur-Data
elah806: Katie Dey's remix album is STACKED
Diabore: @asthanius i think the p/t would change regardless, but i aint no judge
JonnyGlitch: Ur-Quan-Data
elah806: Kelly Moran
Desruprot: looks like the first level up doesn't check type
PaperDoopliss: Black is the colour of card draw
MegaDosX: I have literally never seen Callaphe's animation before
asthanius: @Diabore Without looking into layers, I would always put spirit on top just to be safe. I'm not a judge, I ain't taking that risk :P
MegaDosX: That was pretty neat
RandomTrivia: "Haha! Target this with your removal spells! Nooo, don't actually do that!"
boonf: good thought
vellebastet: lrrHEART unarmeHeart kathle3TRI
JonnyGlitch: did we lose game audio?
Gaz_L: "excuse me, i'm just choosing which of these good cards to play"
Gaytanic_Panic: kathle3EYE kathle3TRI kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX
SmashTCG: hey cam, do you happen to be running any uphevals?
MegaDosX: James pls
JonnyGlitch: never mind
asthanius: Just rip Cyclonic Rift
RandomTrivia: Go get 'em Terry!
Diabore: @asthanius fair enough, from what i understand my thought would be if either is on top when the first ability goes off it changes, but if youve already done phase 1 on the spirit under is correct for the mutate
JonnyGlitch: audio is fine
benjamin_wheeler: blue-gi-oh
Gaz_L: play pot of greed
RomanGoro: Let's all say it with Pteramander: Trans Rights are human rights
p3nguinkin: can we get a podcast that is just Cameron Kathleen and Wheeler talking about music?
JonnyGlitch: Yeah, that's why you play blue
JA_Pinkerton: kam - there's a bunch of videos of you being the ultra blue player
SmashTCG: Cam Loves boros decks
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
niccus: yall kids hear about dreadmaw
MegaDosX: I think I know which creature Kathleen will want from Cam's bin
benjamin_wheeler: James stopped playing Yu-gi-oh after repeatedly falling into his opponents Trap Hole
JonnyGlitch: I seem to recall Cam being a pretty good Boros pilot
SergeYager: he can't help himself wheeler
rocketjohn: Cameron shuts down the camera, goes away and puts on his "i love gruul" sweater gently rocks in his seat.
Desruprot: well Dreadmaw is the new Giant Spider
Earthenone: why was james normal summoning reasonably sized monsters?
sheer_falacy: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LUL
JonnyGlitch: this too shall pass
SergeYager: booty all the time
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We're gonna be fine
MegaDosX: That devotion tho
RandomTrivia: Perfect timing
Gaytanic_Panic: RIP
Dmc3628: Kathleen can yoink Spirit and then take'm all the way up right?
SmashTCG: just rip 9 lands
benjamin_wheeler: lol
Snowcookies: lrrFINE_HB
Dish_KP: lol
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeYeah
asthanius: With heels?
MelvinMTG: Kathleen!
underhill33: lrrWOW
MyBestHat: an absolute dump truck.
SmashTCG: 2
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
laikagoat: benginButt
SmashTCG: 2 tall
A_Dub888: That is a T H I C C lad
Dish_KP: with heels and hat
SmashTCG: 8 wided
RayoConDios: Dump truck ass I believe is the technical terminology
benjamin_wheeler: look at that wagon he's draggin
Gaz_L: please answer in comparison to lady dimitrescu
elah806: I feel like Friday Nights has been trying to ease Cameron's persona out of blue control since OG Theros
OldManJohnsonMB: 6'20 fucking killing for fun
boonf: Tymaret, From Your Zoomba Classs
SnowBuddy18: 4'10"
OliverWight: !decks
Gooseblast: SeriousSloth 2/8!
SnowBuddy18: 4'20"*
Soniczephyr: That's the jankiest most cheap animation I've ever seen
Diabore: we can steal tome!
OliverWight: worth a shot
SergeYager: hi jade
asthanius: Jade!
Dmc3628: huh i guess Kathleen doesn't want spirit for the 3rd chapter
JonnyGlitch: "stabilizing" in the face of Kathleen's x12 removal deck
SmashTCG: Bork
RomanGoro: Hi, Jade!
MegaDosX: So much card draw on Kathleen's side
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Jade has opinions about cling to dust
beckett_brass: Hello Jade
circusofkirkus: JADE
Alas_Babylon: Betrayal
Snowcookies: Hi Jade
neisan2112: Kathleen's showing off why I love monoblack. Just lifelink and carddraw
Diabore: inb4 we cant handle this
RayoConDios: Gary?
Dr_fragenstien: incoming chupa
Gaz_L: it's not like she has a chupacabra
MegaDosX: I feel like the Ascendant Spirit would've been a funnier pick, but fair enough Kathleen
SergeYager: ggs
SmashTCG: no you cant
MegaDosX: Hot take there Cam
HalcyonPrime9: oh hey, people in chat are saying hi to me Kappa
sheer_falacy: it's ok, just counter all of it
vellebastet: gg
JonnyGlitch: yeah mono black has definite advantage over mono blue
rocketjohn: but blue gets access to countermagic
asthanius: Hi Nelson's chair
SmashTCG: but cam, where were all of your hexproof creaturees
rocketjohn: so that might be worth consideration
Nimiphi: solution, play more hexproof :D
Diabore: @Gaz_L or a noxious gearhulk
MyBestHat: Nelson has been abducted
odocoelus: Was Ravenform in Cam's list?
Diabore: fighting words
JonnyGlitch: beat... with a stick
Desruprot: limesD
sheer_falacy: the anti-Serge
SnowBuddy18: shots fired
JoshManVGH: Defeats ONLY Serge
MegaDosX: If James is talking shit, is he gonna get hit?
niccus: how medium is this red
Gaz_L: if James hasn't won by turn 4, i predict he loses
plainmitchell: Specifically Benjeneered to beat Surge
vellebastet: oooooo shots fired
sheer_falacy: !card Giant's amulet
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Arikell: So James is on Red Land Destruction?
hd_dabnado: !decklist
asthanius: Shots fired, just like Serge if he loses Kappa
sheer_falacy: would have helped except for all the sac effects
Gaz_L: that's midgame for a monored player
JonnyGlitch: it's just homebrewed cards that say "counter target Serge"
Earthenone: !card kor firewalker
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beckett_brass: @JonnyGlitch But what if Serge is uncounterable?
hd_dabnado: so I got here late, is there not a mono white deck?
beckett_brass: @hd_dabnado There is.
Snowcookies: Seeing Metalica playing 8-bit music in a twitter clip was cool
hd_dabnado: serge and cameron have the same deck it looks like
odocoelus: Huh. No Ravenform...
Gaz_L: i was honestly expecting Wheeler on white or 'white' with like, Tazri, Kenrith and so on
HalcyonPrime9: arg, me internet failed, lucky we were on break ig
Juliamon: hd_dabnado Looking into it
SnowBuddy18: time to go get food, hopefully I don't miss the super aggro match]
hd_dabnado: alright thanks
Juliamon: https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3773128 That's the correct link, I'll go update LRRbot
Malazim: Hi Graham
ShaneLeeAtk: Warp Factor WUB!
pn55: This remix is so good. sharkf11JAM
DeM0nFiRe: Where did 🌵 🚌 come from?
Snowcookies: !bgc
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Gaz_L: wait... when did Graham do the Cave Johnson monologue?
sheer_falacy: Boros time!
niccus: questionable tempo but likely to murder
MegaDosX: Well that's a hand
benjamin_wheeler: real shame about blue
beckett_brass: Clearly the competition's rigged, blue lost.
RandomTrivia: Welp, time for Two Ships Passing in the Night
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGE
Pavlovs_Dog_: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Snowcookies: they say blue is OP
sheer_falacy: pyroclasm?
MegaDosX: You mean Cinderclasm?
Kadenus: blue just can't draw cards like black, unfortunately
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Dmc3628: oh sweet
MegaDosX: You were saying? :p
RandomTrivia: Gottem!
Kadenus: LUL
Haroldholmes25: rude
kaziel0: !oofa
Dmc3628: who can say
e_bloc: mostly eight drops and a four drop
Blackcross187: what's with the game sound?
hidingbox: Shadow Realm
korvys: Anyone else getting extremely crunchy audio?
Daggothur: pog
magical_writer: Ah the old Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, red deck.
CaptainSpam: What? You said not to use pyroclasm.
e_bloc: *three drop
notthepenguins: well it wasnt pyroclasm...
pn55: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Absolutely BODIED
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
Desruprot: :o
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SnowBuddy18: oof
Gaz_L: wrath of god is in red now?
petey_vonwho: good news, it wasn't pyroclasym
Daggothur: bomat and warboss james!!!
98paperboys: This is making me feel shades of the Beejlander finals
Dmc3628: welp time to slam the door
Gaz_L: that'll show discord
Diabore: electric tomato
HalcyonPrime9: :P
Malazim: Like crunchy reverb
RandomTrivia: Time to make some sideways friends
Dmc3628: is it?
Daggothur: the goblins strikes back
kaziel0: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: the courier is basically a turntable
Desruprot: my how the turn tables
boonf: choo choo
JonnyGlitch: oh I remember Bomat Courier being a bomb
Gaytanic_Panic: You get a board state? I get a board state.
Snowcookies: bark
Gaz_L: the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate
RandomTrivia: Welp
sheer_falacy: oh no you can't lightning bolt it
JonnyGlitch: now, is 0 an odd number?
neisan2112: Uhhhh
Anexmedia: Zero is even
Veraphage: Never tell him the Odds
DeM0nFiRe: "Choose odd or even. Protection from creatures with Marcus of the chosen value"
RandomTrivia: 0 is even, in maths AND in Magic
beckett_brass: @JonnyGlitch I believe in the official ruling 0 is even
Dmc3628: that smells like Cleaves music
Diabore: ???
Diabore: oh, nvm
control_rig: Good nose
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: called
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: out
Daggothur: nah, you're just having a stroke
beckett_brass: Also, I looked away to chat, where did all the creatures come from!?
JonnyGlitch: Serge ghosting
MegaDosX: Red, red, you're dead
Diabore: nice nose serge
Diabore: pain
control_rig: Baconm
RandomTrivia: DEATH
korvys: RR
MegaDosX: Brimstone
Juliamon: It's not ghosting if YOU TELL HIM, chat
Dmc3628: an RKO
magical_writer: Pennies
Yakster221B: BLOOD AND STEEL
plainmitchell: Burnt toast
Gaytanic_Panic: Steak
Gaz_L: when playing against red: THEY ALWAYS HAVE EMBERCLEAVE
niccus: moderately long pork
Himyul: the pot roast is you
JonnyGlitch: melting plastic
Gaytanic_Panic: Steak and pennies
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: life totals burnt to a crisp
SquareDotCube: hickory smoke
gibbousm: BELIEVE IN THE CLEAVE!
Diabore: @Juliamon can the players see chat?
sheer_falacy: not sure but Chandra probably uses it as perfume
Juliamon: Yes, they can
ashiok_nightmare_moose: no its so hot its like a crucible when it gets hot that like ashy hot smell
Dmc3628: look if i see a red deck swinging in with ANY creatures it's always cleave
boonf: puts you in the grave... so it smells like dirt
MegaDosX: Swinging with that many creatures in mono-red, where you explicitly left RR open, definitely smells of an Embercleave even without chat, imo
Gaz_L: if they're not tapped out and attack, they ALWAYS have it
djalternative: a warb oss
Gaz_L: that was goblin Tony Danza
MrBevers: Whose the boss? Not that guy anymore
JoshManVGH: Now the Goblin worker have inherited the means of mana production!
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
sheer_falacy: I think we're just dead here
notthepenguins: well at least the taunter is... odd...?
Daggothur: is path/swords in this format?
notthepenguins: iirc one of them is
Haroldholmes25: nope
Diabore: neither iirc
benjamin_wheeler: oooh loving that greedy gobbo
notthepenguins: oh huh
gibbousm: Classy James not using Snow-Covered Basics
Haroldholmes25: path was in jumpstart, but got replaced for being too powerful for historic
Daggothur: so if we dont have to worry aboiut 1 mana removal i think cleave is the winning play?
MegaDosX: I think the card on the left in James' hand will help with the trample
niccus: wait, he also had faceless land
Gaz_L: yeah, neither. kinda hope they decide to put the mystic archive reprints in Arena from Strixhaven, but i doubt it
RandomTrivia: That *is* the problem with Embercleave. It takes the advantage away from the defending player (which is normally where Magic puts said advantage)
hd_dabnado: if I were james I would be greedy and play taunter flashback the damage wraith but I also love taunter too much so
matleigh35: @Gaz_L i believ they are putting them in draft, but i know some of the cards arent going to be playable in historic
Diabore: but the cleaaaaave
matleigh35: ie swords and dtutor
gibbousm: is it outside assistance to remind people of the CMC of tokens?
Soniczephyr: mana value :b
Diabore: the stakes have never been lower
Favre_Studios: They are putting all of the mystic archive on arena, but some (demonic tutor, swords) won't be historic legal
theblakdeth: im pretty sure both players know the cmc of tokens
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: did you confuse equipping embercleave with casting it? cus I do that all the time
MegaDosX: And now the police are coming for you
Diabore: serge has a chance
EvilBadman: Not all Mystic Archive is coming to Arena. I. E. not Sword to Plowshares
Gaz_L: god, that's gonna make Strixhaven sealed.... fun
MegaDosX: That card in James' hand is pretty cool though
sheer_falacy: just needs to dodge lava axe
Favre_Studios: Swords is, just not historic lega
Dmc3628: ah it's the question of who to exile
djalternative: all mystical archive cards are coming to arena, but not historic
sheer_falacy: don't you have 4 health?
notthepenguins: settle the wreckage ;)
Haroldholmes25: I'm guessing mystic archive won't be in packs on arena, but legal in historic styles will be offered as a cosmetic
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: what if you exile embercleave?
Gaz_L: someone opens a pool with demonic tutor, swords and like, ancestral or something
MegaDosX: If Cleave goes away, James can animate Crawling Barrens, make tokens, and swing out
djalternative: DT and Swords have already been confirmed to be not legal in historic
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: oh wait crawling barons to good
sheer_falacy: oh right
MegaDosX: Serge was really stuck that turn
Gaz_L: RDW
boonf: gg
Anexmedia: Moves to death step
MegaDosX: He had no options that would save him, unfortunately
Diabore: break on through to the other side
belgo1: Who has played so far?
asthanius: but the red deck DID win
asthanius: therefore
asthanius: rdw
MegaDosX: Sweltering Suns is pretty sweet
Diabore: @belgo1 all but wheeler, this is serges second go
Koshindan: R did w.
MegaDosX: Not only does it wipe three toughness things off the board, you can cycle it if you don't need it
belgo1: neat
Daggothur: ooof i love what i see
Diabore: wheeler faces kathleen next
djalternative: my personal favorite RDW doesn't involve creatures attacking
MegaDosX: Ah, protection from all of James' black cards
MegaDosX: Well that's a problem for Serge
Anexmedia: inb4 "It has menace?!"
Dmc3628: inb4 Serge thought gaining life was on the mnu
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: James "friend to dinos" Turner
Diabore: @Anexmedia *menache
asthanius: <3
MegaDosX: <3
Haroldholmes25: <3
RandomTrivia: <3
sheer_falacy: <3 damage
JonnyGlitch: <3 you
CaptainSpam: <3
TheSeraphmin: <3
djalternative: <3
benjamin_wheeler: just kill him serge
coachNelly: Man this is like a chessboard of hatred
e_bloc: lrrHEART <4
RuiFaleiro: unarmeHeart
EdmundJuniper: >3
ghyllnox: unarmeHeart
Gaytanic_Panic: It's ya girl ThallI
gibbousm: so mean James
coachNelly: Like what happens when anyone does anything? Well first we play mousetrap...
gibbousm: why so mean to poor Serge?
sheer_falacy: I believe that Serge exists
TheBorzoi: Is Oko still the only banned card in Gladiator?
Juliamon: No, there's a few others
CorruptDropbear: I think Field of the Dead is too?
coachNelly: No @theborzoi we have four or five banned cards
CorruptDropbear: !gladiator
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boonf: dang i've never read harsh mentor. seems deece
benjamin_wheeler: hot local garbage is very strong
Gaytanic_Panic: That's me!
CorruptDropbear: Field of the Dead (Core Set 2020) Nexus of Fate (Core Set 2019) Nissa, Who Shakes the World (War of the Spark) Oko, Thief of Crowns (Throne of Eldraine) Teferi, Time Raveler (War of the Spark)
Lavaeolous1: drawing lands is op
sheer_falacy: Oko is banned in this format by default - who would ever use a gold card?
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MegaDosX: Hot local garbage in your area
voslan: 1(555)555-5555-5
benjamin_wheeler: @TheBorzoi Oko, WAR Nissa, T3feri, Field and Nexus
TheBorzoi: Thanks
notthepenguins: uh oh
TheWriterAleph: daring, aren't we
Dmc3628: banned in standard all star Fires
MegaDosX: A banned card? James pls
scarlet_feverish: in MY area :D ?
notthepenguins: F
gibbousm: DARGONS!
Radyin: Huh.
Gaz_L: it's now quicker to list formats Oko ISN'T banned in
MegaDosX: Serge is in /trouble/
Durzostarfire: serge may lose
laikagoat: lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Serge was thinking of Experimental Frenzy I believe
walkwithoutrhythm: seems ...medium
coachNelly: No experimental frenzy
TwitchTVsFrank: is mana tithe on arena?
coachNelly: God my brown deck just had no chance against the field 😂
MegaDosX: I mean, how long has Fires been banned in standard for now? I feel like we no longer expect to see it
coachNelly: I don’t think so Frank
Gaz_L: i mean, just draw doomskar
asthanius: very wise
kaziel0: Goldie-dragon!
MegaDosX: !decklists
sheer_falacy: I recommend drawing land
benjamin_wheeler: what about a fires of yavimayaÉ
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: honestly serge has been putting up a pretty good fight for being stuck on 2
Wormsbane: Anything is possible if you resolve an Ugin
asthanius: Serge I have terrible news
Dmc3628: Fires got banned in the before times Summer 2020?
MegaDosX: Anyone else smell a flaming sword?
Gaz_L: still wouldn't kill the dragon anywa
benjamin_wheeler: @Wormsbane what about Craterhoof?
BibitteNoire: Chat, what’s the difference betwen “medium” and “midrange” type deck?
kaziel0: About that round 1...
Wormsbane: Seems harder in mono brown
hey_kelvin: yavimaya well known for its white mana
Daggothur: does james have lava axe?
MegaDosX: WOW
MegaDosX: THE PLAYS
asthanius: @BibitteNoire Medium is about mana cost, midrange is about play style
Yakster221B: y o
DeM0nFiRe: oof
hidingbox: headshot
Dmc3628: BM'ed by Ferocidon
notthepenguins: yooo
CorruptDropbear: KOBE
kaziel0: lrrWOW
SnowbirdMike: nice play
gibbousm: pew pew
lithopseffect: chef's kiss
MegaDosX: James with the sniper shot on Serge there
TheSeraphmin: that sure was a play
Gen2Gengar: @BibitteNoire Medium is like Midrange aggro
coachNelly: Pew pew pew
Radyin: I think with the speed of these matches, can get get some exhibition play? Colorless vs Blue for example?
Gaz_L: clean doubletap
sheer_falacy: to be fair Serge did get mana screwed, twice
endangeredconfusion: well mono red did mono red things
beckett_brass: Bless you
MegaDosX: Gesundheit Kathleen
Gaytanic_Panic: kathle3EYE kathle3TRI kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX
kaziel0: Bless you, Kathleen!
niccus: pollen op
laikagoat: zoeyChou zoeyChou
Yakster221B: Bless you
Juliamon: She's allergic to green
The_Quiet_Alestain: Gesundheit
asthanius: with each sneeze she grows more powerful
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BibitteNoire: So is midrange about the middle of the game? Sort of? But not specifically about mana cost!
Radyin: @Juliamon Green is the color of pollen.
Gaytanic_Panic: PowerUpL kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT kathle3TRI kathle3EYE PowerUpR
kartik_221: Wheeelerrrrrrrrr
smauxkin: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Snowcookies: lol
Lavaeolous1: rip Graham
beckett_brass: @asthanius So, what I'm hearing is, we can make Kathleen infinitely poewrful if we dust her with tons of pepper.
Graham_LRR: Wow
MegaDosX: Poor Graham
Snowcookies: Hi Graham
Snowcookies: Sorry you learned that
MelvinMTG: This sentence started "in my defence" :D
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Nice.
Graham_LRR: No no. I get it.
Graham_LRR: I get it.
MegaDosX: I wonder who does have the account number #42069
SnowBuddy18: oh no, I missed the Boros matchup, who won?
sheer_falacy: red deck wins
MegaDosX: @SnowBuddy18 James
Wormsbane: That's lord bong wizard
Juliamon: Embercleave did its thing
MegaDosX: So Kathleen might beat Wheeler with his own creation here!
SnowBuddy18: @MegaDosX given that I saw the Sweltering Suns then the Warboss+Bomat play, that tracks
notthepenguins: @SnowBuddy18 turns out drawing more than 2 lands is pretty good
LordOfMalice: Look at all these mana dorks
hd_dabnado: oh god scooze
MegaDosX: That is a spicy hand
Radyin: Huh.
sheer_falacy: ooh this deck has good cards in it
asthanius: I thought he hated that card
Xx_JAG_xX: the ultimate hand
SnowBuddy18: but now I have pizza
Xx_JAG_xX: yeezus
MegaDosX: I was about to say, I wonder what he's gonna name
sheer_falacy: we can't see the top of his deck :(
MegaDosX: Also what sleeve is Wheeler running for this deck?
Diabore: wheeler has fancy bear!
sheer_falacy: guess it doesn't matter now
Gaz_L: well, we solved that problem
Diabore: a scoozy
boonf: scoozy bop a boopy
MegaDosX: I think your only options this cheap are Cry of the Carnarium, which wouldn't hit the Druid, or Witches' Vengeance which wouldn't hit the Scooze
sendatou: questing beast?
Durzostarfire: questing beast?
Daggothur: questing best?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
kaziel0: Questy B!
notthepenguins: "Turns out I put good cards in the deck"
kaziel0: CaCaw!
kaziel0: cacaw?
sheer_falacy: can birds whisper
RandomTrivia: (Ca-caw)
RayoConDios: It says die
Yakster221B: ASMRaven
Wormsbane: I was expecting a beast that he speaks to of the questing variety
CorruptDropbear: Not Questing Beast? Or just setting up
endangeredconfusion: i doubt the beasts are the ones whispering
beckett_brass: @CorruptDropbear Setting up, I'm guessing.
kaziel0: @Yakster221B *claps*
SirMorek: birds can whisper, they just don't want to barbBird
Makrosian_Tae: is the footage laggy for anyone else or is it just me?
MegaDosX: Yike.
sheer_falacy: the exceptionally gifted aetherborn
Yakster221B: : ) @kaziel0
Gaz_L: can you grasp birds?
CorruptDropbear: all good, probblay smart if you can combo out multiple draws a turn
Gaz_L: asking for a friend
CorruptDropbear: that's two draws already so
Stormthius: !decklists
CorruptDropbear: worth
sheer_falacy: no that's hearthstone
SnowBuddy18: Gifted Aetherbird
RayoConDios: Hoof one time
MegaDosX: Beast Whisperer is just good in green when you have enough creatures
Daggothur: a stew?
MegaDosX: Like, it's just a solid card draw engine
Yakster221B: Some sort of stew?
Dr_Shandor: What's taters?
djalternative: you traded your rec sage for the most powerful card in the format
legiondivided: soufle
petey_vonwho: burger and fries?
boonf: a weird sammich?
SK__Ren: A Rueben?
MegaDosX: And looking at Wheeler's list, boy howdy do I think he has enough creatures for it to be good :p
Veraphage: The cursed potato salad
niccus: nothing good, probably
HalcyonPrime9: burger and fries?
CommunistBakery: Cornbeef and Cabbage @benjamin_wheeler
Lavaeolous1: a burger with potato bread?
SK__Ren: Wait no thats Cabbage
MegaDosX: Welp.
boonf: brual
sheer_falacy: owie
MegaDosX: Hey look it's a bigger version of the last one
CorruptDropbear: BIGGER WHISPERER
Durzostarfire: beast shouter
elah806: Wowee zowee, oofa doofa
DeM0nFiRe: Is it just me or is the stream full slideshow status?
Gaz_L: beast talker
RayoConDios: That one is just yelling
ComradeMik: anyone getting mad chops
kaziel0: Swole Whisperer!
volpec: face the beast yeller now
odocoelus: Is the Arena going slow for anyone else?
kaziel0: aka Olivia?
SnowBuddy18: this one's a may
RandomTrivia: This is Beast Shouter
matleigh35: super beef
SnowbirdMike: Beast whisper on a McDoalds diet
Yakster221B: No it's OG Ravnica
RayoConDios: !card primordial sage
LRRbot: Primordial Sage [4GG] | Creature — Spirit [4/5] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.
TheWriterAleph: Ravnica: City of Guilds
Alas_Babylon: Beef Whisperer
MegaDosX: First printed in Ravnica: City of Guilds
damn_i_am_pretty: there is no way to know
Radyin: Ravnica: City of Guilds.
Yakster221B: Oh dink, do I have to ask to post links?
MegaDosX: Welcome back Nelson!
niccus: oh, yeah, i've found out the hard way that i can't comprehend podcasts while playing slay the spire
HalcyonPrime9: wheeler Might have played a lot of magic
Juliamon: Nah, you're good as long as the context is obvious
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
NotCainNorAbel: Neslon, how much candy?
SnowbirdMike: welcome back
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MegaDosX: Who won the Mario Kart?
Yakster221B: bitterOK
Alas_Babylon: Did you put the candy *on* the pizza?
Snowcookies: Go Nelly
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
pn55: Haha!
SnowBuddy18: I want the Nelly treatment
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good night, Nelson
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh lrrHEART
Gaytanic_Panic: Father of the Year material. FBtouchdown sergeJustRight
CorruptDropbear: GG
circusofkirkus: Kathleen playing commander over there
RayoConDios: Wheeler, how many lands are you running? wheelerKappa
SnowBuddy18: a little lorger
Haroldholmes25: eh seemed fine atm, just kinda ran outta gas anyway
SRJables: did we miss 2 counters there? can't crawling barrens tap for its own mana
superdude097: Ben Wheeler, noted John Avon impersonator.
Gaz_L: bold choice to run 70 snow forests
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SirMorek: you've yee'd your last haw, wheeler!
SergeYager: tyvm <3
Alas_Babylon: And the top deck is.....
sheer_falacy: of course, of course
mitomanox: !next
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Haroldholmes25: oof
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsHYPE
sendatou: oufff
tsmtg: Not if you're using a bucket as a spitoon.
Alas_Babylon: oof
Gaz_L: munky that hit like trukk
MegaDosX: Good timing :p
sheer_falacy: we can't see what you're talking about
Veraphage: flawless
mitomanox: giant ape
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SnowBuddy18: Wheeler's just hovering over his 70 lands Kappa
Gaz_L: was expecting 7 swamps
circusofkirkus: arena is only good for voice lines
Dr_Shandor: ROWAN!
Gaz_L: so much card draw
Gaz_L: black's natural strength
moonwaffers: hello gamers
Redleafz: vanaAYAYA LuvSign
MegaDosX: He angy
beckett_brass: @moonwaffers Hello. Welcome to an alternate universe where blue somehow lost.
Dog_of_Myth: Big angry zombie
Earthenone: because skyrim sold well with the target audaince
ashiok_nightmare_moose: whats that about voice line volume wheeler? XD
moonwaffers: @beckett_brass this truly is the worst timeline
beckett_brass: @moonwaffers Everything else is going somewhat as expected, though.
sheer_falacy: hangry
TheWriterAleph: nah, in hell it's Mario Party
Gaz_L: it's why orpheus failed, he decided to pack animal crossing instead
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
HadesLeprechaun: waaaait a minute I think there's some black on that green card
thraximore: wheelerClown
Gaz_L: it's mono bleen
stinkydinky_: wheelerGre wheelerT wheelerPog
RandomTrivia: Looks like Heather was wrong after all LULL
SnowBuddy18: @HadesLeprechaun you got black card on my green card
Gaz_L: card draw, life gain, is there anything black can't do?
Haroldholmes25: james is clearly rooting for wheeler to lose
A_Dub888: !card nighthawk scavenger
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
ningbao: presence into swamp
legiondivided: !card elvish warmaster
LRRbot: Elvish Warmaster [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Whenever one or more other Elves enter the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {5}{G}{G}: Elves you control get +2/+2 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
bernardo013: looooool
Tiber727: @Gaz_L It still could have been Mario Kart. You never look behind you, because then you know how bad the rubber banding is.
ComradeMik: @coachnelly can you please move back slightly from your mic?
TheWriterAleph: Henga bus is coming
MegaDosX: Black definitely good at getting ride of artifacts
coachNelly: @ComradeMik i'm all the way back /shrug
ComradeMik: Ah, ok. just getting some breathing noises.
Gaz_L: about that
Haroldholmes25: lol
MegaDosX: That's a spicy get
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: !decks
Gaz_L: 3 forests
MegaDosX: Though it sounds like it didn't work out
Haroldholmes25: ancelfstral recall
coachNelly: i do be breathing
ComradeMik: wait, unless that's wheeler
Alas_Babylon: Kathleen is the gamer of the century
RandomTrivia: @coachNelly That's good, don't stop doing that
Makrosian_Tae: Reported for breathing
ComradeMik: in which case, I apologise for accusing you
Gaz_L: a little shame, as a treat
ChaoticObserver: A bit of shame and then a round of Mario Kart
MegaDosX: More banned cards!
bernardo013: my sweet child - ive missed you
Dmc3628: Ula One time
bernardo013: rip OUAT
sheer_falacy: I don't think that was the first card you've cast
Moonspeak721: once upon a time is a lot less fun when you're not playing it for free imo
djalternative: notably not banned in historic brawl
asthanius: @sheer_falacy Tapped henge for it
sheer_falacy: pretty big misplay not having it in your opening hand
Moonspeak721: ^
bernardo013: @Moonspeak721 big agree
tmpldg: A frisson of shame.
MegaDosX: At least Kathleen gets a card from that
Gaz_L: you fool, you played right into her keikaku
Gaz_L: *translators note: keikaku means plan
HalcyonPrime9: lrrFINE
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SnowbirdMike: flying lifelink, nothing to worry about
hd_dabnado: !card Liliana, Dreadhorde General
LRRbot: Liliana, Dreadhorde General [4BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [6] | Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card. / [+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / [−4]: Each player sacrifices two creatures. / [−9]: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.
bernardo013: too much candy and pizza
bernardo013: before bed
moonwaffers: wait was there lethal there im bad at math
MegaDosX: Wow!
MegaDosX: I don't think Kathleen had lethal there.
A_Dub888: Biggles Piggles
moonwaffers: yeah i think it was 2 off
TheWriterAleph: Henge LaGrand
teaspoonC: do you have a moment to talk about Henge?
asthanius: pigs can't look up
RandomTrivia: WOAH
MegaDosX: I love seeing wraths do that
notthepenguins: first time ive ever seen that actually cast lol
Gaytanic_Panic: kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM kathle3TRI kathle3KNOT kathle3EYE
MegaDosX: Just vwoomp across the screen
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Gaz_L: how can one survive such reckless hate
neisan2112: Again, best Planeswalker
Haroldholmes25: well that's a card
sheer_falacy: I wonder what Bontu's First Recoking was like
Dmc3628: uh oh
MegaDosX: Oh no
Gaz_L: the one that takes her earrings off and gets down to clown
MegaDosX: Sick value incoming
sheer_falacy: bad things
gibbousm: value is happening
RandomTrivia: Speaking of Ancestral Recall...
bernardo013: what glorious synergy
stinkydinky_: when is the gladiator games kicking off tomorrow? i got my times all mixed up
BongJamminWeedler: Value town, population Ben D:
Dmc3628: yeah henge and lili are not may draws
Gaz_L: i've actually milled myself with Lilly, actually
sheer_falacy: it's a hundred card format, so.. good luck
Gaz_L: turns out that Teysa's double death triggers applies to the Liliana card draw
bullseye3265: this is what i believe "going off" is
Dog_of_Myth: Always bet on black
asthanius: 8 v 48
Dmc3628: yeah and Kathleen's lands are locked
RandomTrivia: It's definitely the most broken card from Eldraine that *isn't* banned yet
asthanius: henge is french for henge
gibbousm: Le Grand Cromlech
plainmitchell: French is henge for French
sheer_falacy: there's a famous Stone one
Haroldholmes25: henge royale with cheese
teaspoonC: circle of pillars, basically
Moonspeak721: rocks stacked all funny
asthanius: Looking things up is for people who are willing to admit when they're wrong
Dmc3628: Cromlech is what MagicVille has it as
Just_Herby: Stone henge isn't technically a henge
belgo1: its an old structure made our of rocks
UWDJohn: Sparkling rocks
teaspoonC: there were wood henges
MegaDosX: From memory, the Great Henge is a bunch of stone pillars that when activated in a certain order make portals going to different places on Eldraine
neisan2112: The Last Henge on the Left
eye_h_bar: a henge is a circular bank and ditch usually from Neolithic times
sheer_falacy: I love going to Tofu Henge, it's so nutritious
e_bloc: henge on a street where you live
Mattmitchell45: Upright Circular Monument
djalternative: there's probably at least 2 henges on your door right now
Haroldholmes25: oh pog dude
bernardo013: imagine if TGH also gave you life when every creature entered the battlefield
circusofkirkus: I heard you like mana
belgo1: a prehistoric monument consisting of a circle of stone or wooden uprights.
Haroldholmes25: wheelerPog
Gaz_L: see, now he's got 14 land, he can ramp
Dmc3628: time to TRIPLICATE
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: I-
OksanaSean: Leave no henge unturned
Dmc3628: BAM
asthanius: OH
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Haroldholmes25: oh my
Moonspeak721: that card's not green
BongJamminWeedler: o o f
MegaDosX: Well
beckett_brass: Does she have another boardwipe? Does it matter anymore?
Veraphage: So rude
moonwaffers: I wanted to make fun of you but then had to google it: its a prehistoric monument of a circle consisting of wood or stone
notthepenguins: OH
Xx_JAG_xX: OOOH YES
RandomTrivia: Welp
Gaz_L: hey, that's not green!
dividesBy0: Wikipedia is telling me there are three types of henges, one of which is a hengiform monument
MegaDosX: Wheeler is now squarely in the driver's seat
MelvinMTG: He was so close to dead!
eye_h_bar: gg
hidingbox: Wait a minute, that's not green!
Graham_LRR: Wikipedia: There are three related types of Neolithic earthwork that are all sometimes loosely called henges. The essential characteristic of all three is that they feature a ring-shaped bank and ditch, with the ditch inside the bank.
sheer_falacy: that seems like a bit of a problem
CorruptDropbear: Ulamog is colourless, not green!
Daggothur: it is not green?
Makrosian_Tae: WHO INVITED ULAMOG????
Haroldholmes25: he's still got 17 mana
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ulamog, the always Hangry
odocoelus: Sometimes I confuse hedge and henge. Is there such a thing as a hedge henge?
sheer_falacy: you never here about Stone Henge's ditch
CorruptDropbear: drawing two cards every turn
RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Fascinating *furiously making notes*
beckett_brass: @Makrosian_Tae Wheeler, apparently.
MegaDosX: Seven months until Eldraine rotates
Dmc3628: drawing elventy billion
PaperDoopliss: @CorruptDropbear All creatures with CMC10+ are honorary green
gibbousm: Henge is over $40. Most expensive card in the set
MegaDosX: WOW
SergeYager: hoooooooof there it is
SergeYager: nailed it
asthanius: lethal
MegaDosX: Uh, eleventy-billion
Fistacles: 83
gibbousm: a lot
Alas_Babylon: A lot
plainmitchell: 208
hey_kelvin: +69
BongJamminWeedler: 6
Gaz_L: carry the 20 cards she mills...
asthanius: chat lethal
Daggothur: 42
SnowBuddy18: a lot
superdude097: 30 gets through
theblakdeth: 420
Snowcookies: LoadingReadyRun if I remember the commercial properly, it just needs a snickers bar
moonwaffers: 34?
95 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
crabbaskets: RAWR
SergeYager: hey olivia :D
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
absalom_liolf1: 45
Dmc3628: the elf can have base 4/4
MethInJune: wheelerY wheelerT
MegaDosX: Olivia!
Snowcookies: Hi Raiders!
affinityartifacts: <3 <3
djalternative: hola Olivia
Haroldholmes25: oh hey great time for a raid
beckett_brass: @affinityartifacts Hello. Welcome to Ulamog in green.
bernardo013: @affinityartifacts <333
blue_lore: breyaBust breyaChut
ChaoticObserver: Hello
SergeYager: @affinityartifacts we can't keep crossing paths like this :D
CommunistBakery: Welcome friends!!
Wormsbane: like 100
vellebastet: Welcome, you came at a great time!
Graham_LRR: Hey thanks @affinityartifacts!
Fracaswell: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
franzincolor: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
vellebastet: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
Ritaspirithntr: Hey @affinityartifacts, just in time for Craterhoof behemoth
MegaDosX: You got here just in time to see Wheeler really pop off
CorruptDropbear: genuinely might mill out
germangaryoak: I just arrived and I think Benjamin is in the lead i think
mishotem: #BUSTCHUT
BongJamminWeedler: Just in time for the hoofening
affinityartifacts: anything for LRR <3 <3 <3
gibbousm: Win the Game or Draw 25 Cards
SergeYager: LOLOL
asthanius: henges are standard metalworking stuff
sheer_falacy: I think metal workers are more likely to interact with hinges than henges
Wormsbane: @benjamin_wheeler Would have been cooler if it was Ugin
Gaz_L: next turn wheeler will play noted green standout Ugin The Spirit Dragon
corpocracy: Okay, I need to know what bustchut means
moonwaffers: henges are just dumb circles people worship
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the fx can take it down a notch
Haroldholmes25: merely a flesh wound
Dumori: I go get a water and come back to this borad state
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
Dmc3628: that go past an indestructable ulamog
Daggothur: damnation
stinkydinky_: wheelerGre wheelerT wheelerY
SK__Ren: I mean metal... stone... same thing really
plainmitchell: Just give your zombies +3/+3 and flying
beckett_brass: @Dumori Henge and nyxbloom ancient
stinkydinky_: wheelerH wheelerEed
shell_shock3d: lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: Massacre Girl would probably sweep up here
MegaDosX: Hidetsugu's Second Rite?
Electrodyne: I pity the foolamog
germangaryoak: I think Kathleens out here is either asking Wheeler to Concede
Gaz_L: TTC
BongJamminWeedler: GG, that was a wild one
Alas_Babylon: @RandomTrivia nope, she wouldn't, everything is at least 2 toughness :<
germangaryoak: or wheeler flies to close to the sun and draws his whole deck
Field94: Powerful Magic
MegaDosX: Kathleen's out there was promising Wheeler pizza and ice cream if he concedes
Fistacles: Arena y are you like this
vellebastet: Yeah, what a game
TheWriterAleph: lrrEFF
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
vellebastet: lrrHEART
Soniczephyr: henge just makes me groan these days :(
SnowBuddy18: sideboarding is an admission of defeat. It's also not in this format
LordOfMalice: MTG arena with the hateful mulligans.
affinityartifacts: @corpocracy my chat ran with it after i typed "bust chut" instead of "best chat"
Gaz_L: i might keep vess, actally
HundreydAundre: Josu not happiny anyway...
Alas_Babylon: She needs Presence for draw, Weight is good removal...
Alas_Babylon: Then again...
Alas_Babylon: yeah, that's fair
TheSeraphmin: I think it's josu and never, but dread is fair too
boonf: good advice nelly
franzincolor: Fun fact: I'm am ironworker, and modern "henges" are typically a form of precast: metal rods intertwined and filled with concrete. It makes them more flexible, and is particularly important for the construction of pre/post-tension bridges.
germangaryoak: i personally wouldve probably kept the dread to hope to catch up on cards due to mulliganing
MegaDosX: You need that mono-black artifact removal that definitely exists
asthanius: !card dolmen gate
LRRbot: Dolmen Gate [2] | Artifact | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.
moonwaffers: @franzincolor huh google told me its just upright stone or wood in a circle
theblakdeth: the color pie though
Haroldholmes25: this is now the hengeductational stream
franzincolor: @moonwaffers That's why I said "modern" henges. lmao
HundreydAundre: No worries. All formats probably have some odd tutor in black.
CorruptDropbear: OH HO HO HO
sheer_falacy: Don't just want to be one - reach out for your dreams, you can do it!
moonwaffers: @franzincolor lol right
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX Just looked it up on Scryfall. IT does exist, just not very much.
bernardo013: loooool
JakeOpaque: Kicks your ass but you like it uWu
MegaDosX: https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Garenbrig if anyone wants lore deets on the Henge. There's a paragraph that talks about it.
Gen2Gengar: Sailor Merucry is the best Sailor Scout
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Trashweazel: relatable content
MegaDosX: @beckett_brass It wouldn't surprise me if it exists, I just don't think there's anything like it in Arena]
I_Am_Clockwork: "Fools I can only be defeated by the Power of Love" "We use the power of love!" "CURSES! I have been defeated!"
asthanius: Just draw swirls on your own glasses
asthanius: Way cheaper
SK__Ren: Anyone ever notice the Villains were all middle aged and jaded?
more_alpacas: Sailor Uranus and Neptune the greatest OTP
moonwaffers: drama
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX This is true.
HundreydAundre: @I_Am_Clockwork All in the same day...
hidingbox: pivot into storm
Gaz_L: isn't there one specific card that came out recently that was criticised because it gave black artifact removal?
sheer_falacy: !card tenrils of agony
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Xx_JAG_xX: tendrils? I barely no her
Simriel: When your opponent suddenly says 'storm count 1'
sheer_falacy: !card tendrils of agony
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
mishotem: He meant to say Twelvedrils
asthanius: No, no, he said Tender Eels
sheer_falacy: clearly she's running an OTK deck
Daggothur: i miss my LGSs
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djalternative: Tendrils? I can barely do 9 drills!
pyrehand: Nelly turns heel on stream, catch it now on Loading Ready Run
blue_lore: I Wish I had friends :(
MegaDosX: And you've also found the remote solution to paper magic, which has been fun to watch
niccus: when you follow too many gimmick accounts, that's tendrils
JakeOpaque: Oofa doofa
Dumori: 2020 taught me I mostly had co-workers....
hidingbox: unfortunate
beckett_brass: oh dear
neisan2112: Dril?
neisan2112: Good old dril
Decaped: no one wins when drawing all land
dividesBy0: It is more a hengiform monument
asthanius: Is the Arc du Triomphe a henge?
Koshindan: We need a henge alignment chart.
bullseye3265: its an ok henge
Veraphage: Maze's End is a henge
MyrddintheWizard: Most things are henges if you try hard enough.
I_Am_Clockwork: new youtube channel, "Will it Henge?"
HundreydAundre: Every LRRMTG Chat: Thanks James...!!!
NatShido: gates
BongJamminWeedler: A henge cycle
Earthenone: are all gates also henges?
Dumori: Henge as a subtype for lands and artifacts
gibbousm: big beats
RandomTrivia: It turns out, it IS easy being green!
Alas_Babylon: She did done did good
vellebastet: gg
Alas_Babylon: Henge is a silly card
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HundreydAundre: They are pretty and green.
moonwaffers: I agree i enjoy when wheeler is losing
djalternative: now time for the gruul fight
Daggothur: whoa
beckett_brass: Hold on a minute. Black got beaten. What happened in this timeline!?
RandomTrivia: Green happened to it
SnowBuddy18: Henge happened
moonwaffers: wait are james' parents in chat?
gibbousm: but I thought James was Dad and Wheeler was Daddy?
bernardo013: Greenge
circusofkirkus: drawing 10 lands in a row happened
sheer_falacy: apparently the OP color predictions were accurate
Simriel: I mean green is probably the best colour in gladiator
MTGRanger: I missed most of the stream, who won before James beat serge?
Fanklok: I'm not a fan of how the arena play mat assume my keyboard size. I demand a full size keyboard version of it.
wolfiezz43: why is this the techno danny phantom theme....I love it lol
Earthenone: !bgc
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SnowBuddy18: @MTGRanger Serge beat Nelly and Kathleen beat Cam
vellebastet: @wolfiezz43 sykLaugh sykLaugh I can't unhear that now
MTGRanger: @snowbuddy18 thank you for the info
wolfiezz43: @vellebastet glad I could help 😂😂😂
SnowBuddy18: @MTGRanger Nelly was on mono brown and Cam on mono blue
Earthenone: are finals going to be best of 7? :P
Fanklok: Where's the seventh color's representation?
Earthenone: in chat
SnowBuddy18: chat is the mono-snow deck
Earthenone: snow covered wastes
Earthenone: whingdings with a snowflake on them
HalcyonPrime9: man, I want snow covered wastes :(
hd_dabnado: hi
moonwaffers: @HalcyonPrime9 eat enough snow?
beckett_brass: hello
bigthonker4: snow-eldrazi?
sheer_falacy: rude
Pharmacistjudge: gruulfriends!
vellebastet: whoo!
djalternative: snow eldrazi or as it's better known as, eldrazi winter
Daggothur: that just proves that red is even better
sheer_falacy: it's very equal, but some are more equal than others
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: Then we need a Cam/Nelly matchup!
SnowBuddy18: so, if we have time, Cam v Nelson game?
Houseboy23: How many subs do I need to give to get James' hair proper gelled up in a fancy pompadour?
Snowcookies: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
lamina5432: kinda wanna see the biggest loser
Fanklok: Did Nelson get a new job as a lumberjack? Or flapjack box model?
Figgyleaf: I love you channel Nelson!
SnowBuddy18: @Fanklok Bengineering's stunt double Kappa
HalcyonPrime9: sneldrazi if you will
ghyllnox: unarmeOkay
damn_i_am_pretty: Wheeler, let the wookie win. Wait, if James is not a wookie, then never mind
sheer_falacy: I block
Dog_of_Myth: One shinning moment.....
Earthenone: color comentary is apropriate for this event
odocoelus: Mono-color commentary.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
sheer_falacy: They're all green! Or lands. Or artifacts.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Fanklok: Start off pretending like you don't know what you're talking about then slowly descend in to the realization that you actually don't know
blue_lore: who reads the card?
Easilycrazyhat: Magic players don't read cards
MegaDosX: Spoilers: Wheeler has green spells in his hand
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Koshindan: Maybe they'll start printing pictures on the cards so you don't have to read.
MegaDosX: Strixhaven has the possibility for some wordiness, but we'll see
Dumori: coachNelly don't make me actually work out the word count of MTG cards in every year....
sheer_falacy: that sounds like theft
enki1256: Questing Beast.
CorruptDropbear: no sac?
neisan2112: The one that I JUST got a game started on??
Dog_of_Myth: It has reach?
MegaDosX: !card jace, the mind sculptor
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
HalcyonPrime9: more words than god
PaperDoopliss: Elder Gargaroth: More Words Than God
bigthonker4: No one ever reads the reach
sheer_falacy: how many millijaces long is that sentence
nyquister_: Also, isn't Gladiator is a scryfall filter?
Blightfight: "Elder Gargaroth has more words then God"
Koshindan: Wow a kiloJace!
asthanius: !card takklemaggot
LRRbot: Takklemaggot [2BB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a −0/−1 counter on that creature. / When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that Takklemaggot could enchant. If the player does, return Takklemaggot to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return Takklemaggot to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura en…
sheer_falacy: !card dance of the dead
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Dance of the Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Dance of the Dead." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach Dance of the Dead to it. When Dance of the Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacr…
MegaDosX: Holy shit, really?
thehokeypokey: how many ice cauldrons
erfunk: Oracle wording means your unit of measure is subject to change.
MegaDosX: Amazing
Snowcookies: riv lrrbot
hidingbox: !card Chains of Mephistopheles
asthanius: !card island
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: omg
denitar: !card ice cauldron
LRRbot: Ice Cauldron [4] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: You may exile a nonland card from your hand. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. Put a charge counter on Ice Cauldron and note the type and amount of mana spent to pay this activation cost. Activate this ability only if there are no charge counters on Ice Cauldron. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Ice Cauldron: Add Ice Cauldron's last noted type and amount of mana. Spend this mana only to cast the last card ex…
MTGRanger: !Card Jade the mind sculptor
circusofkirkus: I'm not hearing an Arena audio
circusofkirkus: *any
asthanius: We didn't hear it
bigthonker4: now we are
JakeOpaque: Now we do
MTGRanger: !card jace the mind sculptor
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
bernardo013: loooool
Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
MegaDosX: It's uncanny
Sibwow: Will kenrith time
CorruptDropbear: Zippotricks McEdgelord
sheer_falacy: and she's a streamer, apparently
asthanius: "Pogchamp!" -Chandra, probably
Figgyleaf: Rowen!
MegaDosX: Gargaroth triggering on both attack and block is so good
Wicker_Guide: I'll usecmy firesona!
Fanklok: Wheeler does a very good Zippotrick McEdgelord
TheWriterAleph: Paul. Hush.
Gen2Gengar: God I want a PW that sayqs "like, comment, subscribe"
RandomTrivia: OH NO
niccus: that's that one curse cycle planeswalker
Fistacles: please no. its already happened with league.
Juliamon: Chandra would absolutely use poggers
erfunk: That's just Curse Guy
1y1e: Wow I'm right here guys -Niko Aris
JakeOpaque: Karen, Zoomer Raiser
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon LUL
Veraphage: Worst Secret Lair ever
Fanklok: Is Niko not the influencer PW?
posty91: Not the return to cyberpunk kamigawa?
mycosect: Strixhaven, the blue red school
Sibwow: Niko is theran
erfunk: Niko is from Theros
Alas_Babylon: No, they're from Theros
frozenphoenix7: Niko is from Theros
mycosect: totally influencerhome
DeM0nFiRe: What is the proper name for chandra again, was it zippotricks mcfirehands?
MegaDosX: Got that mono-red handhate there James?
ComradeMik: they were inspired by big gids
MegaDosX: Damnit Serge get out of my head! :p
JakeOpaque: music
Daggothur: physics
Dog_of_Myth: HOOF
bernardo013: 69
MegaDosX: 39
frozenphoenix7: Yes actually, it was Nelson
Haroldholmes25: 39
djalternative: physics
Dmc3628: 37
Xx_JAG_xX: 42069
phyrexian_agent: 39
JakeOpaque: Hell yeah. I'm a choir teacher so that's dope Nelson
MTGRanger: Yes damage
Blightfight: 8675309
vellebastet: Any science class, really
ComradeMik: my best was english
mycosect: biology
Gen2Gengar: My best subject was English
SnowbirdMike: My best subject was detention.
hidingbox: just don't lose obviously
MelvinMTG: Gladiator games are fast huh!
Zephramtripp: What are people's records like at this point?
ComradeMik: the games can be pretty fast
Graham_LRR: I see a lot of folks saying English in chat. That’s me also.
LithelyUnshod: Mine was math, and I forget all of it.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Hola @Graham_LRR
pyrehand: Physics for me
Sibwow: I excelled at lunch
Fistacles: My best was math, my most enjoyed was definitely english
HalcyonPrime9: for me it would be theatre or english I think?
djalternative: @Graham_LRR that would've been me had I not constantly had teachers that valued strict form over interesting writing
SnowBuddy18: chat's going to day 2
Makrosian_Tae: I missed round one, what happened?
Wicker_Guide: Hoof
manwichcannon: both teams played hard
asthanius: gave it 110%
Wicker_Guide: 110%
JakeOpaque: 10%
Fistacles: craterhoof @Makrosian_Tae
asthanius: 1%
underhill33: Just gotta get out there and play our game
PaperDoopliss: 0.1%
Dandinstorm12: hey chat
asthanius: 0%
Madbearv: Green's just a better color than red
Makrosian_Tae: thx
bigthonker4: when they made nissa
JakeOpaque: When did green start doing it all?
Wicker_Guide: planeswalkers
MegaDosX: I mean, Wheeler's deck is majority creatures
Dandinstorm12: lol green
beckett_brass: @Dandinstorm12 Hello. Welcome to red and green.
blue_lore: when did green get more card draw than blue?
pyrehand: When did green just become the best color?
manwichcannon: in 2021 every deck is a planeswalker deck
Gen2Gengar: It's like Green got absurdly good this past two years
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Madbearv: Blue is still just as good as Green
revjakenash: how many levels of planeswalker are ya on there bud?
RandomTrivia: Green has always had creature-based planeswalkers. They just started being powerful when the green creatures started being busted
damn_i_am_pretty: Remember when they used to have five colors in Magic? I miss White. Too bad it disappeared
Dish_KP: it's a deck of Reeds
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bigthonker4: Waiting on green to break the color pie more and get free counters
MegaDosX: Commence the bonkening
Dandinstorm12: it comes back
sheer_falacy: that has reach?!
Fistacles: i mean, veil of summer is basically just a counter.
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MegaDosX: "They have reach?!" - James, probably
Madbearv: Green being on the same level as Blue makes blue players sad
Maarlfox: It feels like I die to that Vivien a disproportionate amount of the time it’s cast.
aussie_rob_w: this is awesome!
bernardo013: hahahahaha
Earthenone: silly james, reading the card dosent explain the card
underhill33: just spear em with their antlers
ComradeMik: on ikoria they are
ComradeMik: with those frogs tongues they got
RandomTrivia: This is the GOOD one
Dandinstorm12: dag
Sibwow: the plural is aunts viv
MegaDosX: Oh good lord
RandomTrivia: LUL
aussie_rob_w: LUL
TheWriterAleph: "she recast Aut Viv?"
hidingbox: game of skill, best wizard always wins
couchboyj: They travel single file to hide their numbers
MegaDosX: T3feri
asthanius: t3po
MegaDosX: Vivi3n
PaperDoopliss: Vuh-threev-ee-an
coachNelly: a3nt viv?
manwichcannon: 515
circusofkirkus: win?
blue_lore: Lose
Madbearv: give up
asthanius: concede
Wicker_Guide: viv3an
Dandinstorm12: draw more spells
beckett_brass: Do the good thing.
MegaDosX: !card immolation shaman
LRRbot: Immolation Shaman [1R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [1/3] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, Immolation Shaman deals 1 damage to that player. / {3}{R}{R}: Immolation Shaman gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: that's what you do
petey_vonwho: concede just to deny him the pleasure of playing the third Viv
SnowBuddy18: VivThreean
Earthenone: concede the game, go get icecream
RandomTrivia: I mean, the 5-mana one is just V-ivien
coachNelly: i like viv3an
frozenphoenix7: I recommend invoking rule 104.3a
Wicker_Guide: live in the woods james
Sibwow: vIVian is 4
Dumori: vIV is obviously the 4 manna Vivian
bmw_225: !deck
Fanklok: Have you tried reducing your opponents life total to zero while keeping yours above zero?
asthanius: beep beep aggressive
couchboyj: Vrrrroom
Dumori: Sibwow same page I see
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN Vroom
Sibwow: yep Dumori
Stormthius: !decklists
xantos69: cheer50
sheer_falacy: triplets!
Fruan: This is gross
MegaDosX: I mean, Hazoret's a whole thing for green to deal with
RandomTrivia: The Reid sisters are here!
asthanius: Is triple green Viv in the deck?
MegaDosX: So that'll help
aerohydra: jlrrCool
Dandinstorm12: could be worse, they could be Hoof
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Threevian
aerohydra: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
dividesBy0: vIIIvian?
MegaDosX: !card vivien reid
LRRbot: Vivien Reid [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vivien [5] | [+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / [−3]: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance, trample, and indestructible."
Veraphage: Vivian Threed
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Vivian Threed
couchboyj: Vivian Threed
MegaDosX: Oh good lord that ultimate
frozenphoenix7: You mean The Fresh Prince of Great Henge*
Fistacles: i want the 4-drop vivien in here, just so you can 3-drop, 4-drop, 5-drop vivien curveout
Alas_Babylon: Aaaaaand Star of Extinction off the top
blue_lore: I am so sorry James....this isn't fair
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Dmc3628: James you should know better
asthanius: Three Vivs and a Henge
vellebastet: Love that
Fanklok: Imagine working for Wheelrr LTD CO and the uniform is looking like Vivien
Dandinstorm12: hoof time?
MegaDosX: Oh no.
Dandinstorm12: yesss
Dmc3628: finds hoof
Madbearv: yea that's it
Dandinstorm12: not block is bad
revjakenash: can we see three aunt viv's ult, some sort of Karen's Coven?
blue_lore: he has to block
bernardo013: it is
circusofkirkus: who gave hoof flash?
asthanius: not lethal, unfortunately :(
RandomTrivia: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
bigthonker4: more tan lethal
blue_lore: trusting twitch chat? really?
Dmc3628: more than
Sibwow: 43
Daggothur: math is for defenders
Koshindan: 700 lethal
lamina5432: 47
Dandinstorm12: nice
pyro_asc: 87
MegaDosX: OH MY GOD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think this is lethal.
Wicker_Guide: chat lethal
bernardo013: James still has a chance
RandomTrivia: "Chat Lethal" is a known phenomenon
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
blue_lore: not leathal
sheer_falacy: owie
MegaDosX: Fuckin' Vorinclex from the top rope
Veraphage: exactcies
bernardo013: according to my math
pyro_asc: off by 20
pyrehand: Didn't you know vorinclex hatches from the back of craterhoof behemoths
asthanius: The best color is Vivien
manwichcannon: V I V is 5 1 5 in Arabic numerals and DXV is 515 in Roman numerals
vellebastet: WOO
DeM0nFiRe: Let it be said that NO ONE puts James to -51
Fruan: 2020 green is ... a thing
Fanklok: I think Wheeler missed some damage there
asthanius: um
circusofkirkus: LUL
MegaDosX: Woah
Khalahd: The best color is Craterhoof
asthanius: uh
MegaDosX: This is an interesting view
SnowbirdMike: cant party without a vorinclex
asthanius: aaand back
Kyir: the ghosts are back
circusofkirkus: I liked the talking frames
revjakenash: the frame view was actually legit
manwichcannon: Vivian is now DXV
Dish_KP: black still best in my heart
JohnPraw: It was fun to watch, though.
Favre_Studios: Nellie v Cam
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theaggrokrag: How is Cameron's sandwich feeling?
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MegaDosX: James is now in a crater of his own
Dandinstorm12: I blame Arena's lack of Bolt
BjjBrain: Cam vs Nelly please!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:38:27.
RandomTrivia: Can't remember if I put this here yet https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulExquisiteCobblerTriHard-IyHxdYVjOAXEr6Xr
CorruptDropbear: Craterhoof, honourary elf
SnowbirdMike: Yes. Blue
Dandinstorm12: Also Fireblast
circusofkirkus: next time best color pairs
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:30:21. lrrSPOT
thunderous_dragon: I hear Vorinclex throws the best parties
Fistacles: wheeler must destroy his own creation
Dandinstorm12: and Chain Lightning
OksanaSean: All the decks were great
blue_lore: then James buys Ice cream
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now, now. We've established green is the best color. We still have to identify the best green cards.
HundreydAundre: RIP Glads-Eat-8rr
Malazim: Preferably with bacon
revjakenash: I'll be there in the morning
Dandinstorm12: James should be putting off buying ice cream
ComradeMik: oh crap, when is the gladiator games?
SnowbirdMike: Thanks Guys
BjjBrain: when's thats tournament ?
ComradeMik: tomorrow?
Earthenone: so are we banning craterhoof to balance things out?
Snowcookies: THanks for the stream
ghyllnox: Mono green-on-green-on-green-on-green-on-green-on-green to determine the best green cards
vellebastet: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
revjakenash: 0900 tomorrow PST
Snowcookies: !schedule
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crowleyskitten: the dnd people?
HundreydAundre: Yea, just concede to every green deck and the colour will just ban itself.
ComradeMik: crap, I gotta register my deck
ghyllnox: Why try?
revjakenash: yes you do @ComradeMik !
Fruan: 30%
wolfiezz43: what time do decks need to be registered??
TwitchTVsFrank: 80 percent tetris
Kadenus: running around a shooting people do not necessarily go together in that game either
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The combat in Tarkov is very lethal. The shooting at people doesn't last very long.
circusofkirkus: so James is a prepper
Juliamon: You lose a lot of gear when you die
hidingbox: these bags of holding
revjakenash: I think before 0800, but double check, you ha ve to check in tomorrow AM as well
MegaDosX: Doesn't that open a portal to the astral plane if you put a bag in another bag?
bernardo013: cue that episode of spongebob with the chocolate carrying bags
Vyous: It's an infinite backpack nesting doll
manwichcannon: thats a very talking sim way to play tarkov
pn55: lrrCAMERON lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Backpack Bibendum?
SeismicLawns: what is a man? a miserable pile of backpacks
MegaDosX: "It is I, Backpack Man!" - James, probably
hidingbox: Use it as armour
TwitchTVsFrank: pouches are just small backpacks
Easilycrazyhat: A tinier, backup shield
revjakenash: damnit, I missed the end of that Rob Liefeld joke
Snowcookies: Yay cars
62MGcobra: so tarkov on talking sim when?
Earthenone: also kind of an extension of TTSF, as he is using what he tinkered with
manwichcannon: teeth makes make race better
Fanklok: From what I understand Ian did someting with his Thrustmaster?
A_Dub888: Ian used Bite. Its super effective!
sheer_falacy: I'm sorry, you'll need a wheelectomy
Koshindan: If it drive backwards, just turn the wheel around.
Wicker_Guide: wheel has now submitted and knowsits master
Juliamon: TTSF was alarmingly successful
MegaDosX: What a sentence
MagicalObjects: djjazzyjeff is streaming now, just saying
manwichcannon: "And now crimp the upholstery by biting it"
Snowcookies: Woot more alien
vellebastet: Yeeees
Wicker_Guide: VOID LLAMA lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah 3 projects completed successfully in one TTSF
RandomTrivia: "Episode 3: Session 2"
LordZarano: TTSF was triple successful. 3 mods which all went well
manwichcannon: pooptube
TwitchTVsFrank: elfunkPopcorn
RandomTrivia: Fun-ko-pilot? lrrBEEJ
Pharmacistjudge: and he did it on his birthday!
RandomTrivia: GoFast
RandomTrivia: the8bitFaster the8bitFaster the8bitFaster
Easilycrazyhat: speedrunalloneword
Easilycrazyhat: I just played that recently. It's quite fun.
Mattmitchell45: Control is marvelous
Jo_Baited: I must say, I am in love with Cameron's living space. So simple!
ComradeMik: ok, got my gg decklist registered
RandomTrivia: Paul confirmed that one character from Konosuba :D
ComradeMik: with no playtesting
ComradeMik: gonna get wrecked
ghyllnox: Same Jo
Figgyleaf: @RandomTrivia Megumin?
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ghyllnox: It's got nice framing and perspective going on
RandomTrivia: @Figgyleaf Yeah, that one. Thanks!
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Figgyleaf: I got chu
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Fruan: It's official - Serge likes Chat more than James
MegaDosX: Has James given the promised ice cream to everyone yet?
DeM0nFiRe: jlrrIcream
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
LordZarano: jlrrIcream
MegaDosX: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Figgyleaf: Thanks, I Hate It!
niccus: oh, you don't want adult ice cream
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
gayghostprince: hello all!!
RandomTrivia: Hey there gayghostprince! Unfortunately you've arrived just in time for sub welcomes
gayghostprince: that's what I'm here for
RandomTrivia: Fair play
RandomTrivia: DeM0nFiRe Excellent shot
gayghostprince: lrrHEART lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
gayghostprince: fuck
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gayghostprince: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
bernardo013: thank you so much!
vellebastet: Daaaa biits
Pavlovs_Dog_: do do do do ya have it?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
lamina5432: gnight
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
gayghostprince: aw man :'(
vellebastet: Thanks for a lovely night!
gayghostprince: too late
volpec: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
vellebastet: See ya! lrrHEART lrrHEART
theaggrokrag: your great
Snowcookies: night, bye
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
vellebastet: lrrHEART sykHeart <3 benginHeart unarmeHeart ysbrydHeart foxmarLOVE ysbrydMod kathle3TRI
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
bernardo013: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
gayghostprince: good night bye!!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I've been experimenting with different voice level visualizations. I'm curious about if folks prefer the border color change or changing the width of the bottom border (or both)
Snowcookies: I think just the bottom width is fine
Juliamon: I liked the bottom border width, it's kinda like the frame is talking
aerohydra: i liked the bottom yeah
LordZarano: I love the bottom level meter thing
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah my first thought is changing just the width because changing colors might make it weird in cases where the border is a specific color due to e.g. the color deck they are playing
Dumori: LoadingReadyRun I preferred the bottom bar
LordZarano: But the colour change is also good
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Interesting! I've also tried making the whole border pulse, instead of just the bottom, but with the name tag, I think just the bottom works better
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL LUL
MyrddintheWizard: o7
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
SK__Ren: lrrPAUL lrrJUDGE
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: And that Craterhoof is the best colour in Gladiator
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL yup, Kermit just needed more mana elves and a Craterhoof
Juliamon: Everything's better with 'Hoof