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LurkerSpine: woo tarkov time
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AutobotTopper: This series got me into Tarkov and I hate it XD I have yet to buy the game because I'm not sure I'd like to play it but watching you has been a blast! <3 LLR
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manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
lyletorok: woooooh well timed I just escaped my first scab run
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is back with Australia's 2nd best* Tarkov player @El_Funko! The best said "No, please stop emailing me"**. Join us for more Escape from Tarkov on today's Play it Forward! | *No actual proof to back this claim up. | **Didn't actually. Joeks! | 📷 || ⤵
TheGcsmith: Never actually seen any Tarkov gameplay, so worth a watch
manfred909: oh I got a gift sub thank you whoever that was lrrHEART
lyletorok: I got a labs key card :-0 no idea if that's all that great but I'm pleased
Dumori: lyletorok the entry card or one of the coloured one?
TehAmelie: ohaio
lyletorok: white
El_Funko: @lyletorok if it's the access card, it's needed for a quest if it's Found in Raid, or worth about 300k on the Flea market
lyletorok: thanks James and funko :-p
Dumori: ^
lyletorok: been watching you Voss and no word of a lie ... you've got me addicted already
lyletorok: your vods"
TheAinMAP: Hello.
manfred909: Good Morning All
BrindleBoar: yikes
DoodlestheGreat: Another day, another raid.
Dumori: Yeah, Tarkov dreams!
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aClonedPickle: honky-tarkov fever
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TwitchTVsFrank: oof
TwitchTVsFrank: mmmm mac and cheese
manfred909: full of gamer fuel
RayFK: Don't fuck up
SniperPumpkin: kitty!
manfred909: elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat
MrQBear: Cat time!
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WampaX: I made day 2 in the arena open with 7-2 - you can do it James!
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MWGNZ: elfunkCat elfunkCat
MrQBear: elfunkCat elfunkPopcorn
TwitchTVsFrank: elfunkCat
amative1: You really wanna win, cause you really wanna in.
RayFK: Nah
TheGcsmith: You made day 2 James?
RayFK: It's too much $ for Sealed that I don't enjoy. Kaldheim is just too spooky as a Sealed
RayFK: Draft is so good
Tikosh_: completely forgot that today is Play it Forward
TheGcsmith: I went 4/3 :(
amative1: lol my sub triggered an interrupt
Niahlah: Kaldheim is kinda insane
amative1: THERE we go
MWGNZ: watching tarkov is less stress than playing
amative1: Oh yeah, I'm having a TON of fun watching... this would be way too stressful to play
martypunker: I like that hat.
BrindleBoar: The Time Has Come.
MWGNZ: funko has many good hats
El_Funko: @martypunker ty
Niahlah: what is that on his hat?
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
Snowcookies: woo
DiscordianTokkan: Snikt, bub
martypunker: @Niahlah "SNIKT!"
NotCainNorAbel: lol
AlchemicalPanda: You need a booth command like funko :P
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
BrindleBoar: LUL
MrQBear: @MWGNZ I'm sure I would be more stressed if I was playing it, but I have the opposite feeling. I stress so hard watching James and Funko trying to escape. D: I get so invested!
Dumori: Ahahahaha
TheAinMAP: jlrrPunch
Niahlah: what does SNIKT mean?
Meark: well lets watch that :D
Tikosh_: still booth
DoodlestheGreat: wdingCute wdingCute wdingCute wdingCute wdingCute wdingCute
martypunker: @Niahlah It's the sound Wolverine's claws make when they extend.
Dumori: !boothdingdong
TwitchTVsFrank: booth
manfred909: speaking of booth
LurkerSpine: booth
Snowcookies: You aren't showing us
Niahlah: ah.. I thought it might be loading a magazine
sivakrytos: speaking of the wrong scene
DiscordianTokkan: Booth cam
manfred909: tqsLol
aClonedPickle: may we see it James
ashiok_nightmare_moose: LUL
amative1: @loadingreadyrun (still on booth)
RunningMonkeys: your still on booth just like the recording. LUL
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the new curse
Dumori: tqsLol tqsLol
Malazim: Booth
bjorlamn: Maybe this is just a booth stream
Niahlah: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrJAMES
DoodlestheGreat: I think he got the Glock back from that factory run where he and the last PMC traded dying, because there wasn't time for player scavs to spawn in.
Niahlah: Jaeger is da bomb :P
Robot_Bones: Ah Snikt-bub
Tikosh_: which makes no sense as the tri zip does not give you free extra space
MWGNZ: just realised that James isn't running hardcore so normal loot values apply
Dumori: Got you Skire 2 no
Dumori: with the rep?>
Raiz0k: Ooooh, Tharkov got very elaborate compared to the earlier versions.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: it would be nice if they just had a float area for reorganizing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: like in real life i can put stuff on the ground
DoodlestheGreat: How's your hideout coming along?
Tikosh_: fo the first time I had no problem at all with the health quests.. hideout management skill doing work
manfred909: oh a FAL
BrindleBoar: twinsies
MWGNZ: that scav knows what they're about
Robot_Bones: Tomato Town
Raiz0k: Or maybe even a Dogecoin?
Raiz0k: Oh not, did they actually tie a part of the economy to BTC? That's both fascinating (as El Funko is talking about), and scary.
MWGNZ: bye Alley elfunkCat
PinballGeek: overall it is a neat mechanic, but they probably need to put in a scaler.
TehAmelie: imaging using bitcoin as a sign of legitimacy :o
Dumori: Basicly from the start of the wipe it's gone up like tripple the value
Tikosh_: 33 minutes left..
Raiz0k: Imagine using the stock market as a sign of legitimacy ;).
Wodar9: Wow, bitcoin miners ruining games in even more ways than just buying up all the good graphic cards
Raiz0k: Ah, so it mostly pulls the higher-tier "end" up. So that's smart - that's already a bit of a buffering, at least it protects the "newbs" from the volatility.
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BrindleBoar: the shore
Raiz0k: @Wodar9 : BTC is looooooong beyond the point where graphics card mining makes sens.
MWGNZ: "water feature"
Easilycrazyhat: Water place
Wodar9: @Raiz0k Don't ruin my joke :(
Dumori: @Wodar9, it's more Etherium mining thats effecting GPUs
Tikosh_: just plan raids so you don't miss the Jaeger reset
Dumori: the've basicly doubled the costs for all the hideout bitcoin upgrades
Juliamon: Like crypto in general, it's a good idea that isn't holding up to the test of time.
Raiz0k: Sorry @Wodar9 , as El Funko was talking about it, only now I remembered that this game has miners in-game. Your joke was good and still is :).
edagenerotv: I like this "Coach Funko" stream dynamic. Next will you teach some other streams how to be expert pubg melee throwers?
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
manfred909: elfunkSad
Snowcookies: wut
Easilycrazyhat: interesting
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkSad
ritchards: jlrrFacepalm
Riiiiiiis: yup, thats tarkov
TehAmelie: realistic sound physics eh?
RayFK: Just freeing up inventory space
Raiz0k: Very rare actuallly.
vainsalmon: I got mine from filing cabinets
gundamschwing: @RayFK The name of the game.
AlchemicalPanda: Lab!
DoodlestheGreat: He could go to interchange and explore the mall.
Tikosh_: maybe James is feeling punchy and wants to go to Reserve huntin' some Glukhar
Tikosh_: (that was a joke. don't like that map as pmc)
amative1: Lab?
diamondmx: Oh, nice. Beta container - that's a big milestone for you.
RunningMonkeys: 1.5 times the space is nice
MrQBear: and painkillers won't ruin the 'no medicine' clause?
Raiz0k: Painkillers for that pinch in the back of your head?
Wodar9: I thought this was just a lotty shooty game but this is way more complex than I expected
diamondmx: That's why they always tell you to take a drink of water with your ibuprofen.
manfred909: is it worth getting a CMS at this point?
amative1: "20 minute limp across the map... twice"
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes Inventory Tetris?
Dumori: manfred909 we have 1 in the meds case
manfred909: I mean taking it in the secure maybe
Stoffern: Self surgery is cool?
Dumori: I'd still bring a splint
gundamschwing: @PharaohBender27 This Resident Evil remaster looks sick ;)
r10pez10: tetris stream!
Dumori: Stoffern what isn't cool about stapling your guts back in
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LiveFaust: Escape from Tarkov... Hades... DBD... Has quarantine made Sisyphean games "the thing"? #relatable?
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cpomery: hey Guys !
Raiz0k: Hello!
LiveFaust: (Also, hey Funko!)
LiveFaust: How's everyone?
Dumori: Doubled solar and I think Rig 3
Raiz0k: Oh, yeah, and speaking of BTC, *how* is it synchronized? Quasi-real-time, update per day, update but weighted, something else?
gundamschwing: Hey Faust, got outside for the first time in a few days today and it felt nice, but exhausting. How are you?
plummeting_sloth: Yeah, Bitcoin nuts... think of the new Tarkov players!
LurkerSpine: I don't get why they don't create something like Tarkoin
TehAmelie: maybe they want to simulate the real world's economic growth
Raiz0k: It's not like that happens with cryptocoins *shoots a stern look at ETH*.
manfred909: it's T H I C C indeed
plummeting_sloth: They don't want to create something not connected to a real cryptocurrency because think of the edginess though
r10pez10: that's so weird
Tikosh_: they changed it into items case from thicc items case
RunningMonkeys: a possible solution if they still want to keep the feel is set the price of btc at the start of the wipe and keep it static until the next wipe
Dumori: RunningMonkeys I mean the issue is just a massive spike on the sacle we've never had before so I don't know what fixes it other than making the .2 coins woth say .1 or .05
plummeting_sloth: so, it's going to be inevitable that a bunch of Tarkov streamers are going to move in together and call their new home "Scav-house" right?
manfred909: yes
Dumori: plummeting_sloth the games been out for years so it might have happend...
Dumori: I think in reality BSG needs to ask them selves why BtC is in game and what they want from that, then they can make the fix that works for their reasoning
cpomery: Is this the ASH-B
Dumori: Right now they are trying to do quick fixes that don't fix the problem or the underlying one
ritchards: do you get feedback if you kill someone? (eg a pop up or something?)
manfred909: nope
Dumori: ritchards no
manfred909: you listen and watch
Dumori: Watch them go limp and hit the floor
TheMerricat: "let the bodies hit the floor"
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plummeting_sloth: @Dumori yeah, honestly with the whole ascetic of like "This is a cut off place where things like basic screws and water are at a premium" why the fuck would anyone care about BTC
RunningMonkeys: @dumori I agree I think btc probably shouldn't be in the game at all.
DoodlestheGreat: Sometimes you'll know you got a kill because it complete's a quest, but that's uncommon at best.
plummeting_sloth: It'd be like finding a bar of fucking gold
Riiiiiiis: mines?
ritchards: link to GME ;)
DoodlestheGreat: So do we all blame Elon Musk? :tf:
Dumori: plummeting_sloth I mean we trade with rubles and dollars still it's not completely cut off at least some of the traders have outside links
Dumori: DoodlestheGreat yeah we do
cpomery: no milk
bokochaos: How about locking it to another currency like Etherium where the value is still fluctuating, but because its a fraction of the cost it enables deflation at the start of the nextwipe?
plummeting_sloth: like yeah it's not completely cut off but it just seems like crypto being something valuable in this scenario seems off. It's so many layers removed from being in a place where it would have value
cpomery: I'm currently Driving myself NUTS trying to do Shooterborn in heven right now never normally play reserve
plummeting_sloth: like, how many places here even have reliable power and internet
Raiz0k: IMO @plummeting_sloth is right in that it is more than a bit an immersion-breaking mechanic. Still, it's an interesting idea from a game mechanic standpoint.
Dumori: For the record I'm not against BtC being in game and up till now it's kinda worked fine, it's just this sudden spike in price (that might not be long term) means right now it's made the game weird, end game players don't have any loot worry but making it harder to get there doesn't fix that problem it just lessens it
cpomery: NS
plummeting_sloth: Like, it's an expensive mcguffin, fine. Just make it something else. Like some really rare medicine or something
Raiz0k: "Russian Tetris", talk about tautologies ;).
manfred909: elfunkDab
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab
Dumori: plummeting_sloth you get physical coins so my guess (and given the farming quest) is your basicly mining for Mechanic and he's giving you a cut of your earnings
ritchards: does killing players who aren't player-scavs count?
r10pez10: tetrizcoin
manfred909: slickers
plummeting_sloth: yeah, that's is thing, right? What is it you're actually picking up there? A coin shaped flashdrive?
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, Winstons.
Tikosh_: IDEA, OLI
SK__Ren: Malboro is literally latin for Bad Breath
Dumori: plummeting_sloth we already have LedX and other things as super rare drops the issue here is the passive income
Raiz0k: Which is weird, because there's so many energy drinks in every country RN....
Dumori: plummeting_sloth kinda physical BtC is a IRL thing
ritchards: need to put in Yummies cakes
Riiiiiiis: what is Oli in the real world?
amative1: "MEGA Dybenko" is the example they provide
DoodlestheGreat: @ritchards, no, has to be a scav. And raiders don't count, either.
amative1: @Riiiiiiis Obi
Riiiiiiis: amative1 thanks, never heard of it :-)
Dumori: Or where a real thing, basicly it's a thing that holds the coin adress and has tamper evident stuff
Raiz0k: Relax, smell the flowers....
amative1: (neither had I)
plummeting_sloth: huh
Riiiiiiis: we learned something then
gundamschwing: How many players spawn each match?
amative1: It's been a very productive day for me! I bought some computer parts, and learned about an obscure (to me) Russian store!
Riiiiiiis: 10-15 ish?
amative1: BIG BOOM
Riiiiiiis: depending on the map
Tikosh_: remember, don't heal
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
TheMerricat: The thing I love about Malboros is that they were originally marketed as a 'womens' cigarette. Including having a red band around the filter to hide lipstick stains (hence the red banding for the marketing). They only switched to marketing it to men after the studies linking smoking to lung cancer came out and they needed to drum up more sales. Malboro was suppose to be a 'lighter' cigarette that 'wasn't as dangerous'
Dumori: plummeting_sloth they where a thing before 1BtC got crazy they where in 1-1000 values
plummeting_sloth: man, not healing would fight against every hot-key instict I have
gundamschwing: Gotcha, so we've seen 3 of 13ish so far?
amative1: Definitely not a question that I need a demonstration for now (don't want to distract James from extracting): How do you tell how much ammo is left? Is there an indicator or something that's behind the overlay, or is there a marker on the magazine that James is looking at?
ritchards: got the third yet?
Raiz0k: @TheMerricat : which also brings about sad correlations re risk aversion and who you are :/....
AlchemicalPanda: @amative1 There is an indicator on the bottom right
AlchemicalPanda: Hidden by the logo
manfred909: yeap we got all three @ritchards just escaping
ritchards: cool! cheers
manfred909: still can't med thought so this might be trouble
Tikosh_: and quest failed..
manfred909: and a bleed yeah
Kuolar: James is feeling punchy
Tikosh_: unless James dies and extracts next raid
manfred909: rip
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Raiz0k: Wait, can't you shoot through the potties?
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
Tikosh_: quest not failed yet
Tikosh_: saved
manfred909: tqsRIP
Tikosh_: it is the unsilenced one
MrTulip: the ringmount for this is stupid expensive on flea iirc
amative1: @loadingreadyrun @El_Funko quest is not failed yet, as James didn't actually heal. If he enters Woods and extracts without healing, it should complete.
plummeting_sloth: got there!
manfred909: well ok
dougma: been having so much fun going on a scav run, getting an OK weapon, and a bunch of money, to get a bunch of $$ and use the flea to upgrade the weapons to something great, only to loose them on the next run :-) I should be frustrated, but I love it.
manfred909: didn't heal juts died
diamondmx: They were just stopping you from healing and failing the quest. Good PMCs.
ritchards: lrrAWESOME
Dumori: Buy the .380 MDR it is strictly better
amative1: Good PMCs indeed
plummeting_sloth: heh, that's true. Maybe them icing you was helpful
dougma: TY for getting me into this, I would never have tried the game otherwise
manfred909: decent chance of getting it out. duos might be getting partners gear out
Tikosh_: do you have a fir one?
AlchemicalPanda: Just turn on your tarkov prime and you'll find it in no time
Dumori: You have one FiR Funko?
Dumori: Yah can't sell on the flea like that no more
SoundGuy0dB: Hey all, How's the Tarkov coming?
Tikosh_: check the price for 34mm one piece magmount made by Nightforce with a Multimount rail
amative1: Almost level 17.... 18.....
Tikosh_: looking at the stats all 3 34mm should work. they can all fit the scope
MrTulip: mechanics quests are singlehandedly funding my hideout upgrades
Dumori: Tikosh_ I forget if that quest called for it or not tbh some times they call out a part by name and I forget what quests are what
diamondmx: I think that's the best way to do that quest
Dumori: like you don't "need" the MP5 SD for Smith 3 you can do it with other parts
MrTulip: English cigarettes are just russian cigarettes with added tea, checks out
Tikosh_: it does not specify the part
DoodlestheGreat: Apollon Soyuz cigarettes + tea for the cigarette craft
Raiz0k: Completely normal cigarettes.
Tikosh_: @LoadingReadyRun @El_Funko any of the 3 34mm mounts should work. they all fit the mount and ergo should be fine anyway
Dumori: diamondmx the wiki often lists trader items not can onlybe found in raid ones, but often the "harder to find" are cheaprer on the flea as they aren't used in builds that people post
Tikosh_: fit the scope*
amative1: It's been an hour, upgrade should be complete as well
Raiz0k: @MrTulip : with added *chay ;).
MrQBear: mixing tea and cigarettes... and now I'm thinking of the movie coffee and cigarettes.
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends! Are we playing more Inventory Simulator 2021?
cpomery: Excel spread sheet (now with military images
PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne Ahoy-hoy! Indeed we are
Dumori: Keep it, SSDs and money
Autarkis42: lrrHAM
moosethatsmiles: food?
Electrodyne: Nice! Hopefully James will minimize the "running and shooting" bits so we can enjoy the important pieces
Dumori: I'd maybe still take in the extra ammo
Raiz0k: Ouch.
Electrodyne: Hey where did the inventory go
Dumori: head in with like ~20min left so before player scavs but after players (kinda
Raiz0k: We're now in the FPS minigame.
Electrodyne: Ah, thanks @raiz0k . Hopefully not for long, to cut down on the motion sickness
Dumori: You can get it down to 90-10 if you wannted
r10pez10: the shooty part has a definite end
r10pez10: the inventory management can go on forever if you want
Mysticman89: I imagine there people who just play the market without doing raids, just buying stuff and reselling fopr profit
Tikosh_: depends how much you want to mod guns.. there have been times when I took over 20 minutes to get a single loadout together
r10pez10: red dot on a shotgun pogChamp
Dumori: Mysticman89 can't do that any more, things need to be FiR tagged to sell to players
Dumori: Before that you could buy from vendors and sell to players for more or by at a slow time for less and sell at peak for more
Broken_Sin: Can someone explain Tarkov to me, is it basically a battle royale where you start with a loadout?
cpomery: this week the stashes on interchange have gotten me 2 hexgrids and a lion statue and a bastion
r10pez10: Broken_Sin it also has mmo-style quest elements for game progression
Dumori: spicy
cpomery: next bush
cpomery: past the dino on the wall
Tikosh_: low ground > high ground
Electrodyne: Let's all playfully heckle and disparage the Inventory on Mine o Clock next week
Dumori: Broken_Sin not really a BR you enter a map with players get loot and escape
Dumori: How you get the loot is dependent on other things
cpomery: passed two stashes on the way here
plummeting_sloth: it's over Anakin, I have the low ground and you're ridgelined
cpomery: why not keep the 3rd mag in your rig ?
Raiz0k: @Electrodyne : as in "you've got your optics wrong, going against that iron golem" ?
MrQBear: Man, those were some real good 'cronch'es
Broken_Sin: So its like The Division dark zone 24/7, i feel that.
Electrodyne: @raiz0k :D
Dumori: Broken_Sin more or less
amative1: You need an empty spot to put your current mag
Broken_Sin: I'm only comparing to help me understand, not tryna say they copy
Raiz0k: :)
r10pez10: glad there's no tinned peas for funko today
cpomery: ah right i thought you were wearing the triton for some reason
plummeting_sloth: ooh, I should actually start my pea soup thank you for reminding me
Raiz0k: Completely unrealistic carton drinking BTW. Who drinks out of a carton without tilting one's head up?
Electrodyne: Does this game have hot sauce?
theaggrokrag: finally catching a Tarkov James stream, and boy oh boy is this game 70/30 inventory management to combat lol!
Dumori: Guzzelean
plummeting_sloth: ooh! We've been hearing about the fuel shortage
DoodlestheGreat: SCORE
MrQBear: Please don't guzzle the guzzlean.
Tikosh_: hey, you are training strength now
cpomery: then the next one in on the other side of scav camp
brainbosh: That's where taking the docs case was a mistake
theaggrokrag: got it haha, I've only been here since the spawn
Tikosh_: you are yellow
Electrodyne: All the military and paramilitary people I've ever known, share an interest in hot sauce
Tikosh_: oh no, that's the effect of the juice. sorry
Dumori: Yeah I'd dip with that fuel can
Lord_Hosk: Run and drop that fuel in a bush near your extract that way when you are ready to get out its there?
Broken_Sin: okay ima have to talk to my friend and see what he thinks
Dumori: that's big money and big weight
cpomery: the middle grassland area just past the scav camp is the next stash by the tree
Broken_Sin: Is it super hard to learn?
plummeting_sloth: woof
DoodlestheGreat: There's some spicy boys in the mall.
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plummeting_sloth: did we already did the first stash upgrade? I don't remember losing that 3 million
betweenmyself: @electrodyne that’s why I could never be in the military, don’t like spicy stuff... Also an abundance of cowardice.
Raiz0k: That hit one of my pet peeves - hitting "flat" sand with a squishy sand effect, because apparently the sand is wet.
plummeting_sloth: ah, tx. Must have missed it
Lord_Hosk: That scav had a purple keycard and a bitcoin on him
Dumori: Broken_Sin I wouldn't say super hard but it's not easy, it requires a chunk of knowledge and it doesn;'t have much if any onboarding
cpomery: keda
theaggrokrag: i definitely hear it, but i also hear a gravel crunch too
cpomery: or klin xD
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Dumori: The well hard part is map knowledge and then understanding how people play
cpomery: treee here is next stash
cpomery: ah
Electrodyne: Jeez these geocachers take it way seriously
plummeting_sloth: yeah, knowing where enemies CAN'T be is almost as important as knowing where they are
Dumori: Geocache+airsoft...
Dumori: that's Tarkov loot loops
amative1: Same gun he already found
theaggrokrag: so as a nub 7 minutes in, how many enemies are nearby and how big is the map?
Electrodyne: Extreme Geocache Simulator 2021
cpomery: between an thin an thick tree
plummeting_sloth: When Geocaching plays for keeps
cpomery: next one is between two skinny trees before the bag
Tikosh_: we might run into other people extracting..
Electrodyne: I feel like the devs are missing out by not putting hot sauce in the geocaches
plummeting_sloth: if you love something let it go
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plummeting_sloth: and then collect insurance fraud on it
Wodar9: 2, 3, 1?
diamondmx: James - that's not the order those numbers go in
Raiz0k: @cpomery so the loot cans are constant?
MrQBear: @Electrodyne No no, obviously you craft it yourself. It's one of the Lavatory crafting recipes. ' <'
cpomery: yeah not whats in them but where they arre is
Electrodyne: good thinkin @mrqbear
plummeting_sloth: I for one love the craft on the crapper
cpomery: then theres the bag on the chair
Raiz0k: Heh, that explains James' "sniped in..." remark xD.
cpomery: i do this loot run soooo much x D
Tikosh_: you can put the sas in the docs case
DoodlestheGreat: We've found squash!
AlchemicalPanda: drink your juice?
cpomery: another gun
cpomery: oh no
BrindleBoar: fill this man with juice
Mysticman89: is crafting always a worthwhile endeavor, or do raw materials exceed product sometimes? and/or is there xp gains from crafting?
cpomery: poxearm
DoodlestheGreat: PSUs are not worth it now.
cpomery: soap is good for crafting
cpomery: but pliers can go
DoodlestheGreat: Then again, PSUs are needed for the hideout, so, whatever,
cpomery: ah fair enough
PharaohBender27: Not going to lie, anytime I hear "PSU" I just think "Portland Statue University" :p
plummeting_sloth: heh, that would be a fun antigreed mechanic. IF you're bag and pockets are full of small square items you start to rattle more when you run and can be heard by opponents
Dumori: OOOOOh
Dumori: My fav 7mm gun in Tarkov
manfred909: was that soap just sitting next to the stash?
manfred909: shrug
Electrodyne: don't drop the soap
cpomery: @plummeting_sloth thats kinda how it works . if you're so overweight you make more noise while moving, and take more fall damage ect
plummeting_sloth: ah, neat
DoodlestheGreat: GG
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theaggrokrag: whenever i see PSU i think PCU starring Jeremy Piven
cpomery: sell or use the fuel ?
gundamschwing: Got fuel, got fire, got that which you desire?
cpomery: use Im guessing ?
62MGcobra: james got...
cpomery: its a bug
Electrodyne: A Bridge too Far! Caine and Hackman in the same movie
theaggrokrag: sorry.... fuel event? is there like a functioning marketplace?
manfred909: good ammo to
Raiz0k: No, that's not "game design", at least, not a good one....
plummeting_sloth: tries to unload unknown gun, removes barrel by mistake
theaggrokrag: wow, this sounds super cool
Tikosh_: and 1 can keeps your hideout running for a whole day
62MGcobra: doesn't the gun have the mag release?
cpomery: I've had it happen on one that i had examined already
cpomery: this morning on an AK74
Dumori: Tikosh_ more than a full day even before solar and skills
62MGcobra: though AK's not my expertise
MaelstronSolenor: I'm wondering what is your opinion on the game Hunt: Showdown? It seems similar in some fashions to tarkov, but with a bit more pve.
amative1: Fuel's already gone
PharaohBender27: tqsBweh tqsBweh tqsBweh tqsBweh
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DoodlestheGreat: SAS drives are used in strength training. Fill a docs case with them and schlep 'em around a map.
Raiz0k: @El_Funko : no worries, I was making a snarky value judgment on the design choice, not disagreeing with you in principle :).
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Mysticman89: paid: shadow legends? The ever popular russian mobile game?
plummeting_sloth: uhh... yeah. Super shitty you guys *erases death threat letter*
Damion246: WHAT?! jk
moonwaffers: developers want that feedback anyways
Mysticman89: usually the social media humans aren't even the ones making the decisions you don't like too
manfred909: money money money
DoodlestheGreat: Interchange and Shoreline.
MrQBear: does james need to examine the stock on the smg in order to fold/operate it?
Tikosh_: "best"
Muriel_Madunur: What would be your advice for a beginner when engaging combat with another player?
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Tikosh_: it has issues because the dot deviates pretty hard from where you would shoot while moving
Tikosh_: 2nd highest deviation of all reflex sights
Raiz0k: The recoil for a bullpup is "pretty intense". Holly Hell, are the cartridges loaded with nukes?
El_Funko: @Muriel_Madunur I'll answer this when we come back, because I do have some tips
Muriel_Madunur: Thanks :D
kais58: omg, just had best scav run ever, killed a chad running a modded mk18, aacpc etc, my stash value went up ~2M
Raiz0k: BTW, enjoying the stream so far, the "maven-player" approach is really conducive to understanding the mechanics in play.
El_Funko: I'm glad you enjoy it! It's been fun to hang out with James and teach him this weird dumb great game
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Raiz0k: :)
Lord_Hosk: Make sure you have discussed your future plans before hand including living situation, life goals and children, before moving to an engagement...
Lord_Hosk: oh the other type of engagement... never mind
Easilycrazyhat: It's fun to think about levels
Raiz0k: I wonder which type you meant originally.
LurkerSpine: it's like fighting games :D
Mysticman89: master players in league won't necessarily move to dodge skill shots, since they expect people to aim for where people would sidestep.
theaggrokrag: so, what, generally, are we doing right now? there's different missions we're doing now? simultaneously as other people? or its open world and encounters are happenstance?
kais58: theaggrokrag it's instanced, with a set number if players per
Tikosh_: map knowledge is a big part too that will come with time
VacillantVarlet: knowledge is an advantage that can't be taken away from you by opponents
theaggrokrag: got it.
theaggrokrag: thanks @kais58
DoodlestheGreat: Take two.
Muriel_Madunur: I see, thank you and chat for the information and advice
thegitrogsquirrel: no biggie, but could you plz try to use they when the pronouns don't matter. always using he can be gatekeepy.
kais58: oh is this not duos? funko just walking james through?
theaggrokrag: but the primary objecrive isnt necessarily kill kill kill, theres other stuff were trying to do?
PharaohBender27: That a German truck over there? Kappa
Dumori: Playing tarkov as PvP means you loose a lot of loot :P
Tikosh_: yeah.. could go through goshan into the upper office area towards idea
Raiz0k: The dark rail-mounted ACOG is really unsettling ;).
Raiz0k: Steps?
Dumori: Maybe
manfred909: elfunkChunk
TheElrad: reload?
kais58: that looked like his helmet...
Dumori: Not killa
Lord_Hosk: wasn t me I didn't grenade
wolfkid229: I love you
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Dumori: just a duo/trio
manfred909: elfunkSad
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
manfred909: I doubt it was killa
manfred909: Killa cosplayer
manfred909: ?
Dumori: wasn't killa was the black altyern like
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe they spawned in underground.
Dumori: I don't think I saw the stripes
Kuolar: Oh wow, I spawned with one of those watches on my first scav.. didn't realize it was worth that much. Glad I didn't sell it or trade for that gun yet.
Tikosh_: what was weird in my opinion.. why did they want to rush the back of goshan? maybe they killed killa and wanted to extract at the no backpack fence?
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Dumori: Fore grip and a laser/light maybe
Unas84: rk-4 is pretty decent and cheap (usually?) , I believe
Raiz0k: So, what's the convergence on the laser(s)?
mitomanox: !next
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Dumori: Raiz0k good enough for close range IDK about using with a scope but when clearing rooms 100% fine
Tikosh_: 5 lower durability
Tikosh_: I am not sure if it blocks hearing a bit
Unas84: as long as you can wear headphones it doesn't, I think
Tikosh_: you could change light settings to candles..
blue_lore: Don't die
Unas84: for that romantic shooting range vibe
Unas84: thanks!
cpomery: wDiabetics unite!
blue_lore: link to the stream so I can follow?
cpomery: Is it the same rules as pestilys ?
Unas84: what's the hardcore challenge?? no HUD ?
El_Funko: !funko
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blue_lore: Thank you
blue_lore: that sounds fun but difficult
Unas84: oh oof, that sounds tough
cpomery: are run throughs permitted ?
Max_Mckayful: Nuzlocke: Tarkov edition
Unas84: kinda like that trade from a button up to a car thing, but with murder
Mysticman89: thats tamer than 'delete your character if you ever die' level of hardcore i was guessing it was
kais58: can you scav run?
TheElrad: are you allowed to scav?
cpomery: No you can't scav from my memory
Tikosh_: "leave behind".. you are eating the sugar cubes all the time
cpomery: so yeah same as pestily's ?
Dumori: yeah
manfred909: sugar is tasty
margravetech: ratting is the way ratJAM
Tikosh_: only wilston are missing
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theaggrokrag: sounds like the tin man stomping around
amative1: James "doesn't know how to sneak" Turner
TheAwkes: More of an amshrubbery, sometimes.
Unas84: so I haven't seen James play a lot of Tarkov, any cool/fun moments happen?
PharaohBender27: @Unas84 This stream, or the whole PiF generally?
Unas84: whole PiF generally
blue_lore: so james needs friends is what I am hearing
Unas84: yeah, that's how that goes in solo
MrTulip: He's died a bunch of times, that was entertaining
Tikosh_: you could shoot the roof to scare them xD
Unas84: but still, getting kills always is satisfying in Tarkov :)
PharaohBender27: @Unas84 lrrJAMES has had some good raids, though as MrTulip pointed out, he's also died a lot - sometimes very loudly
theaggrokrag: [buy moccasins]
plummeting_sloth: whoa!
Dumori: Killa be going HAMMMM!
plummeting_sloth: the heck makes that noise
kais58: taht sounds like some good loot for you
Dumori: plummeting_sloth killa's RPK
Unas84: loud scared or loud angry? (I'm guessing the answer is 'yes' :P)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Grab an egg and take a break, we've got some highlights! | ||
KCazduke: Beef bois
KCazduke: Show us the meat~
amative1: T Rend? Not "Trend"?
Unas84: oooh highlights, I'm sure there'll be some of those moments in there
Juliamon: ah, the RE4 highlights begin
KCazduke: Is this Dead Rising?
Unas84: any other quests we're doing beside checking out the stores?
Raiz0k: "Up and to the left": Thomas Was Together?
Dumori: Killa has been hunted by the sound of it
KCazduke: Boy this game seems anxiety inducing
Dumori: IDK if he won or died but he was hunted
Unas84: @KCazduke absolutely, especially inside this map/building; frayed nerves
ritchards: oh, those manniquins...
Dumori: Good kill
diamondmx: You can shoot through the clothes racks, right?
KCazduke: Feels like you could be killed at any moment if you aren't hypervigilant
Dumori: diamondmx I think I never know what is penatratable with what off hand in Tarkov
Dumori: KCazduke or if you are
Dumori: Tarkov can get you killed with out any way of knowing at times
diamondmx: One would hope t-shirts are penetrable by every bullet :)
UnhappyYak: what if they're kevlar t-shirts
Dumori: diamondmx I know IRL wet wool will stop 9mm and .45 not dead but slow/deflect
diamondmx: Huh, interesting.
wolfkid229: <3 I love lrr
Dumori: diamondmx same way bushes/shrubs can deflect bullets
Unas84: I've been killed by a stray fragment to of my own grenade that I threw away 200-ish meters ... hit me right in the eye XD
Tikosh_: shots sounded somewha close
Unas84: took me a while to figure out what happened that time
MrQBear: cram an ibuprophen and start running?
KCazduke: Damn, that's some crazy physics engine, @Unas84
wolfkid229: :}
PharaohBender27: katesScared
MrTulip: where there's one..
Raiz0k: The one interesting difference between Tarkov, and, say, PUBG, is that the players don't immediately twitch-react on sounds.
diamondmx: The lootboxes are shooting back, what's up with that.
Dumori: rude boxes
plummeting_sloth: finally mimics in Tarkov
amative1: Arm surgery?
Kuolar: On the plus side we need scav kills on interchange right?
Dumori: I'm wating for player mines/traps
Dumori: Said it's coming
diamondmx: I hope not, I think that would add even more unfun to the game.
wolfkid229: is he missing an arm :|
MrQBear: It's just got a few holes in it, you know, for ventilation!
wolfkid229: o
Raiz0k: FootYellow
PharaohBender27: @MrQBear But won't that add to his wind resistance when moving? Kappa
TheElrad: did we reload a full mag?
DoodlestheGreat: TOZ SUPREMACY
plummeting_sloth: speed holes make the arm/car go faster
MrQBear: @PharaohBender27 But think of how better his arm is breathing now, instead of being stifled in all that cloth.
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wolfkid229: he needs to moov
thevestige69: the pp with the ekp is my go to early wipe
Raiz0k: Not anymore.
manfred909: always the way
diamondmx: I've definitely seen non-ammo things in scav vests (meds I think). But... could have been player scavs.
Kuolar: I don't think railway was one of his extracts?
thevestige69: yeah generally i dont even loot scav vests
thevestige69: ulach PogChamp
brainbosh: I have seen once or twice something other than ammo? But no guarantee it wasn't player scav
diamondmx: If you're leaving, why not keep the helmet?
thevestige69: insurance fraud is more reliabe
Lord_Hosk: make room for the next cache
wolfkid229: he should jump the wall
Dumori: diamondmx space for loot and not getting looted by a player
diamondmx: Oh, so you're not leaving right now.
Kuolar: I think his extract is emercom, not railway
Lord_Hosk: we dropped the helmet for that poxaram
KCazduke: So what happens if he gets killed? Is all progress wiped out?
brainbosh: Loot for the looting xp. :P
Lord_Hosk: good good paxaram
plummeting_sloth: hehe, I would love to make a character called Johnny Dollar that would try to hunt down PMC's he finds committing insurance fraud
wolfkid229: he will need some cover soon
thevestige69: I'm honest I forgot the beta container existed
MrQBear: @plummeting_sloth Hunt the PMC's or specifically hunt for their dropped items? :p
KCazduke: Thanks for the concise answers! I appreciate it.
plummeting_sloth: both!
plummeting_sloth: to make sure the insurer doesn't have to pay out
wolfkid229: this is not good I am gussing
brainbosh: Is picking everything up and ditching the crap worth it for the XP and skill gains?
KCazduke: So what's the balance of PvP over PvE for this game?
wolfkid229: :|
TheInferno390: Just a general "What sort of game is this?" Looks interesting but I am unsure what the objective is
manfred909: !tarkov
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Lord_Hosk: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
amative1: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
wolfkid229: it seems to be a PVC game
thevestige69: tarkov is an addiction
amative1: lol
TheInferno390: interesting
LurkerSpine: part rogue lite
MrTulip: it's a survival game in that you want to survive, sure
wolfkid229: hi lrrbot
Network_Overseer: so is it like a loot n shoot survival game?
Tikosh_: I date you to drink the whiskey benginTraitor
RealGamerCow: lunchable!
Tikosh_: dare*
amative1: Final stream idea: James drinks all the whiskey
thevestige69: did they fix the scavs yet
creasehearst: the developers intend to make it the "dark souls" of looter shooters
diamondmx: "fix"?
thevestige69: i mean the aimbotting scavs
diamondmx: What was broken?
Network_Overseer: aww yeah crack into that MRE
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KCazduke: The Dark Souls of Looter Shooters sounds terrifying
DoodlestheGreat: You _do_ need your search skill up to 9 for a future Ragman quest.
DoodlestheGreat: Radiation, chemical, and biological.
Lord_Hosk: they "fix" the scavs all the time it depends on what you mean by fix I guess
MrTulip: good peepers on that scav
plummeting_sloth: once could save every time James dies in a Scav run that is a player fixing a scav
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT there!
TheWooglie: LUL
thevestige69: factory time lol
DoodlestheGreat: GG
Lord_Hosk: The darks souls of X is such a bad descriptor though because its so overused. what does it mean? "the game is not easy" so descriptive
amative1: Quest turn in, you'll get the XP
KCazduke: The Dark Souls of TTRPGs
KCazduke: The Dark Souls of Rhythm Games
KCazduke: The Dark Souls of Basketball
MWGNZ: The Dark Souls of flushing the toilet
KCazduke: The Dark Souls of Cooking Mama
plummeting_sloth: big brain James has seen everything Tarkov has to offer
MrQBear: The dark souls of explaining how difficult a game is in a vague fashion?
brainbosh: Just go into the Flea Market
manfred909: didn't you have a part of the SMG to examine?
Lord_Hosk: You nailed it MrQBear
Network_Overseer: what about the dark souls of dark souls?
Lord_Hosk: Go to the flee
MrQBear: I am going to draw myself a gold star as a victory.
Tikosh_: you could just open the flea market..
LurkerSpine: any weird itemsin the flea?
DoodlestheGreat: Check the other vendors.
cpomery: go to flea and list go through items
amative1: You're assuming there are guns being sold with attachments
Network_Overseer: ooooo high level of gun customization. neat.
MrTulip: try mechanics barter trades
VacillantVarlet: could you do a linked search and examine the attachment lists that come up?
MrTulip: he always puts weird shit on the guns
amative1: DoodlestheGreat: he's already gone through all the other vendors
Unas84: now we're playing a point-and-click adventure game, Tarkov has it all!
amative1: VacillantVarlet: he could, yes. he won't, but he could!
Lord_Hosk: that shotgun had a spur
amative1: El_Funko: for the XP, obviously
TheElrad: it's cause people take off the attachments before selling
DoodlestheGreat: @amative1, as they said, he didn
Tikosh_: you don't have to go back and open him again.. he has a refresh button as every other trader next to his name
DoodlestheGreat: didn't recheck Ragman when he went to level 2.
plummeting_sloth: tehrer's one!
plummeting_sloth: ahh
plummeting_sloth: this is like Punch a chunk Tarkov
RomanGoro: What are we trying to do?
PharaohBender27: @RomanGoro Get enough XP to level
MrQBear: Trying tog et the last 10 or so XP james needs, by ONLY looking at Fence. :p
Lord_ZYRK: Level up at Fence
plummeting_sloth: so many pointless abritrary restrictions on moving forward
Lord_Hosk: DING!
Mr_Horrible: lrrGOAT
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
TheElrad: now you can turn in the quest :p
amative1: OK, now turn in that quest and get a few hundred
ritchards: now do that to level 20!
Tikosh_: it sucked hard in the past but with the btc price it should be worth it (was at least for me)
MrTulip: the rsass is like 100k, it ain't no thing
Lord_Hosk purges james for using a potty word
cpomery: most people have donen the mission now so demand has dropped off
wolfkid229: what did i miss
DoodlestheGreat: R-sassy! ariW
Lord_Hosk: We won the game wolfkid229
wolfkid229: yaaaaaaaaaaaa i love LRR
wolfkid229: SeemsGood
MrTulip: jaeger tasks, lovely
plummeting_sloth: I love that our doctor is also our bitcoin fence
MrTulip: also, musk could decide tomorrow that bitcoin is for chumps
plummeting_sloth: it's like medicine, really
Dumori: you loose like 2 spaces or somthing with 3 doc
wolfkid229: what type of game is this
Lord_Hosk: 8 is enough was a tv show with a guy that used to tour with and warm up the audiences for galagar.
Dumori: 7/10 crickets
amative1: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
Lord_Hosk: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
Lord_Hosk: damn
amative1: I got you that time, Hosk
Lord_Hosk: I was busy with usesless 80s trivia!
amative1: I don't think we can easily add a cooldown
MrTulip: It's shootin', lootin', and scootin', not necessarily in that order
amative1: "we" being Hosk and I
BrindleBoar: BSG logic
brainbosh: It only counts the outer 2 bags I think?
manfred909: tqsShrug
cpomery: differnt weights and designs on them but yeah its broken logic as always
MrTulip: Look, don't ask questions about what can and cannot be taken into raid
brainbosh: I tried it with nesting blue bags, and no, but scav/green worked
Firnsarwen: hello friends :)
plummeting_sloth: @MrTulip Be lootin', be scootin, and by god by shootin' but most of all be kind
manfred909: it's Funkos favorite shot gun
Tikosh_: well you cannot load the magazines for other weapons either while they are in the weapon
amative1: James 23, Funko 13.
amative1: (putting it in here to keep them honest)
TheInferno390: so what's the advantage of playing a scav versus your pmc?
brainbosh: I end up normally with about 10 min each scav
amative1: You don't lose anything if you die, but you start with random gear and partway through an existing raid
MrTulip: Depends on the time of day for me, feels like it corresponds with activity
Spacecarl: Thats the face of a man who means business
Lord_Hosk: free loot
brainbosh: Scavs are *free*
Lord_ZYRK: and Scavs bring their own equipment instead of putting yours on the line
RealGamerCow: Do you think that they're going to make this game more accessible to newer players when it goes full release?
TheInferno390: Makes sense
Lord_Hosk: they have sa id specifically no RealGamerCow
BrindleBoar: with a scav, you risk nothing; with a PMC you risk the gear you bring in, but can improve your skills, complete quests, and can guarantee a little loot with the secure countainer
diamondmx: That's why you should never name your scav.
RealGamerCow: Lord_Hosk Oh great. Fuck them then.
Lord_Hosk: t he devs like that the game has a i mpenetrable reputation
Robot_Bones: Fun DansGame
Max_Mckayful: Also seems lower stress, can just kinda chill a bit
Mysticman89: if the spreadsheet says im having fun, then it must be fun
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BrindleBoar: ninja'd
Lord_ZYRK: This Scav has doublejump seabatPjorg
MrQBear: pulling off the rare 'air ju mp'
brainbosh: Ditch the GK
Gregarious_Potato: I have a lot of fun just playing as a scav in this game, playing as a pmc makes me really stressed mostly
amative1: Eat the lunchbox?
brainbosh: Go find dead Scavs
plummeting_sloth: oh man, yeah you are screwed on space
MrTulip: it's a way of learning maps that's more fun and rewarding than offline raids
plummeting_sloth: stuff things in your hat
gundamschwing: Best way to learn a map is to have Funko guide you through it
BrindleBoar: should've popped that scav for his terrible pack
Max_Mckayful: Having a Tarkov guru seems a good way to learn :)
MrQBear: But then his Scav Safety Ritual would be broken
diamondmx: Surely 2x circuit is more than hose?
Lord_Hosk: go find a scav with a bag and put a bullet in th eir face
MrTulip: ditch the esmarch
codyfoti1999: Hey James, just watched highlights. Headphones on right? Just checking :)
Dumori: ^ x2 baord is like 50-60k no
MrTulip: hemostat?
diamondmx: Right this second, 1x circuit board is 40k
diamondmx: And hose is 18k for 2 slots.
Kerrisis: Aren't there bag spans in the clothing shops on this map?
Mangledpixel: boop
BrindleBoar: eyyy backpack
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
MrTulip: I've had a hell of a time with flashdrives
Dumori: Player scav be doing the same loop
Mangledpixel: oh boy that was... bracing
plummeting_sloth: No soliciters!
diamondmx: Time to take everything that isn't nailed down and some things that are.
MrTulip: might have to craft the last one
manfred909: so much room for activitys
MrTulip: even comes with bonus loot
Lord_Hosk: so much space for computer parts
DiscordianTokkan: That's a full on loot crate
VacillantVarlet: you can also wear the mask, since your face slot is free rn
LurkerSpine: go get the circuit board?
BrindleBoar: can swap barter stuff in pockets for his meds
plummeting_sloth: well if you can't be excited by a thermometer James are you really even living?
diamondmx: Almost everything they looted isn't worth 10k/slot
MrTulip: measuring tape is dirt
Gregarious_Potato: Didn’t you have a heavy bleed?
diamondmx: Go get those circuit boards.
amative1: one more heal, your mid-section is a bit hurt
gundamschwing: How you doing on time in raid?
BrindleBoar: at least ten minutes left, because the counter isn't visible on its own
plummeting_sloth: ah, perfect. with enough CPU fans we can build a helicopter and leave
Lord_ZYRK: There was someone crouching by that trailer HahaSweat
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
amative1: got 'em!
GhostValv: nice
Max_Mckayful: neat
Lord_Hosk: you know its coming but it still scares you
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
BrindleBoar: pure profit
manfred909: nicely done
Lord_Hosk: thats why you do scav runs sometimes
Lord_Hosk: bitcoins
gundamschwing: "Thanks for doing this run for me, Scav. Now take off all your clothes."
diamondmx: I go factory to get PvP practice.
Tikosh_: you can spawn with flash drives too afaik
MrTulip: FiR respirators, half face masks, ushankas, etc etc
Kuolar: I'm super new and I've already spawned in with a roler and a marked key
wolfkid229: what did i miss
BrindleBoar: just sell everything Kappa
PharaohBender27: tqsBORK
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOT
wolfkid229: tsqhug
wolfkid229: what is that
wolfkid229: when are they going to start
manfred909: this is the game at least part of it
PharaohBender27: @wolfkid229 Start what?
plummeting_sloth: Does flea market rep reduce the fees you pay for selling there?
MrQBear: Also you missed a scav run, they're still running through all the loot they got
wolfkid229: the game
PharaohBender27: Well, as manfred909 said, this *is* part of the game
Tikosh_: flea market rep gives you more slots to sell stuff at the same time @plummeting_sloth
Mysticman89: Are helper programs a thing for this? Are they condoned?
plummeting_sloth: ahh, that was it, thank you
AutobotTopper: think one of those mags were empty
blue_lore: One of your mags looked empty
ritchards: Still need to kill Interchange Skavs...
abracadaver23: Monke
Tikosh_: there is the Sherpa program to help newer players @Mysticman89
PharaohBender27: Jade seems real worked up this evening
Mysticman89: I'm imagining programs that overlay market prices for stuff while in raid kind of thing. Which seems cheaty to me, but probably exist
Tikosh_: sherpa program has a discord
Lord_Hosk: You could always hire Funko Kappa
Tikosh_: I think sherpa are green?
plummeting_sloth: huh, interesting
AutobotTopper: Hot damn, a whole hour?
plummeting_sloth: JAmes will allow you to truly, finally, escape Tarkov
PMAvers: Probably a better value than a secret lair.
blue_lore: 5k/hour.....someone has a high opinion of themselves xD
Tikosh_: this is a sherpa discord they can help you and play w you
manfred909: !discord
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NotCainNorAbel: We are good people
plummeting_sloth: I for one only climb mountains with sherpa who neg me and tell me to get good the whole way
Dumori: ^
amative1: *cracks knuckles*
Tikosh_: half of the lrr tarkov community is somewhat lewd :D
amative1: Oh we'll uphold the standards...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Tikosh_ I've come to accept that the LRR community as a whole has a background level of lewd
MrQBear: amative1 I feel both terrified and well taken care of.
brainbosh: Does anyone else turn on the power just to keep people from coming when you spawn there?
plummeting_sloth: sturdy container, that
amative1: Eat & Drink!
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, hoverjuice
MWGNZ: thats now how shelves work, juice
plummeting_sloth: ah, swan tanks. Where they keep the swan oil
TheAwkes: Swan population control is important in Tarkov.
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plummeting_sloth: "Queen can't protect your oil here, my mute friends"
MWGNZ: diorblo
plummeting_sloth: mmm tan cubes
brainbosh: Metal Scissors always necessary for crafting
DiscordianTokkan: Just CRAMMING a lunchables
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Dumori: SAS can go in your Doc's case btw
brainbosh: 30k is cheap???
plummeting_sloth: for a 2 slot
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, the matches he has are worth 38K
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plummeting_sloth: oh dang I forgot I 've had this sitting around
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amative1: SAS drives are kinda like regular SSDs, but they're a different connector (regular uses SATA, SAS connectors are different)
amative1: so it makes sense that they would go in there if SSDs do as well
blue_lore: it's 5:30pm for James, what time is it in AUS?
GhostValv: it's a hard copy :)
MrQBear: They're quite small, at least as small as a small journal, which seems like it would fit in that case?
Dumori: I don't get why SSDs do but HDDs don't
blue_lore: you part of it that is
amative1: SSD = Solid State Document
DoodlestheGreat: Drive
amative1: SSDs are a lot smaller (irl)
VmKid: *Drive
PharaohBender27: katesLol
plummeting_sloth: SSD= Stupid Sexy Danders
amative1: Sorry, did I forget to Kappa on that?
amative1: (I know what an SSD is)
VmKid: The choir pedantic sings again
Lord_ZYRK: Feels like I'm storing nothing at all.. . . nothing at all.. . . nothing at all.. . .
TheAwkes: SSD is a spoiler. Solid Snake Dies.
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DiscordianTokkan: SSD = Super Smash Druthers
VmKid: SSD: Seventy-Six Ducks
DoodlestheGreat: I'm autistic. Yes, you need the Kappa. Not a joke.
blue_lore: Severus Snape Deatheater
plummeting_sloth: and now chug some mayo and dehydrate
DoodlestheGreat: @plummeting_sloth, that was last time. :tf:
plummeting_sloth: Graham, a man is GAMING here
TheAwkes: Some Sloths Dance
Graham_LRR: Look I forgot
amative1: Wait, texts from LRR will distract James... quick, get everyone to text James! (don't actually do this)
PharaohBender27: Sub-Standard Dingos
TheInferno390: Season Seven Dinos
MrQBear: Spicy Slaw Dog? Foot long hotdog, topped with slaw that's about 30% hot peppers by volume?
Earthenone: i made day 2 :D
plummeting_sloth: hah, no it's the usual feature of Shooter games, Sub-Standard Dialogue
blue_lore: @Graham_LRR how did you do?
TheAwkes: Sub Stack Developers
Graham_LRR: “Why isn’t James replying? Oh heck is he streaming??!” LOGS IN, “Graham go away” :(
VmKid: No, it's what I say when I'm about to trip and fall "Shit, Shit! Damn."
manfred909: tqsLol
TheInferno390: Hello Graham
amative1: HELLO GRAHAM </richter>
SoundGuy0dB: Hahaha, Hi Graham
withr: hello graham
BrindleBoar: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: RIP Graham, also Hello Graham. lrrHEART
Easilycrazyhat: @Graham_LRR How goes the card battles?
Graham_LRR: lrrGRAHAM
E2WStreams: Is this the friday night paper fight?
Lord_ZYRK: When will you be going? lrrBEEJ
TheAwkes: Stream Sniping Dingus
VmKid: If you're gonna annoy James, Graham, you have to do it in the chat like the rest of us.
Graham_LRR: @lord_zyrk haha!
blue_lore: Serious Streaming Dudes
AutobotTopper: James has a point
BrindleBoar: E2WStreams Yes. As you can see, James is running an equipment deck. Kappa
amative1: Hat Drafts are entertaining
E2WStreams: Gun seems overpowerd in limited
gundamschwing: No @Lord_ZYRK It's Tinker Tailor Soder Fry
E2WStreams: Might break modern too
MrQBear: @E2WStreams It's just Grapeshot Catapults.
TheInferno390: Simic Shapeshifter Deck
Lord_ZYRK: So is Graham next on the docket for Funko's Guide to Tarkov?
RockPusher: Graham_LRR dunno if you are aware of this site, but I came across it the other week and thought you'd find it useful:
blue_lore: Magic streaming seems to be more about interactions with the stream and reactions....but maybe that is just the ones I watch
plummeting_sloth: the James in the Iron Mask
Graham_LRR: @rockpusher that’s awesome
DiscordianTokkan: @RockPusher *bookmarking that site immediately*
HundreydAundre: What is real Tarkov anyway?
RockPusher: lrrAWESOME
amative1: "Escape from Tarkov is set in the fictional city of Tarkov, the capital of the Norvinsk Special Economic Zone in Northwestern Russia"
amative1: (in case you were actually asking)
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, survive and leave.
HundreydAundre: @amative1 I was going to look it up, but kay.
amative1: That was just a copy/paste from the Wikipedia article about the game, btw
Dumori: Tarkov is fake st Petersburg kinda this mall is that mall for example
Tikosh_: my best drop this time was the kiba grate door.. so I could just sell the quest reward key
HundreydAundre: But if it were real, I'd imagine it to be like this, only as a 'Prison State' where it portrays an entire city/province that'd be inhabited by inmates supposed listed as 'enemies of the state' sort of bit.
Lord_Hosk: Everything in Tarkov is "legally not the item you think it is" including tarkov itself
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb
Dumori: SICK 1mil
amative1: Almost at the 8 mil we need...
DiscordianTokkan: oopswhoops
brainbosh: Keeps dropping
JadedCynic: DING!
plummeting_sloth: that... seems the backward way of making sugar
Dumori: brainbosh Jager restocks in like 12min so folks are maybe going I can wait try my luck
Ammondale: you have an extra 114 key
DoodlestheGreat: Toz supremacy!
BrindleBoar: just need one cowboy
DoodlestheGreat: But I _like_ watching inventory management.
NotCainNorAbel: more space just means more stuff. just like a house
diamondmx: That just gives you more inventories to manage!
Wodar9: Inventory management simulator
amative1: Immediate extract
Lord_ZYRK: m u y c a l i e n t e
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
DoodlestheGreat: Hey! It's F**K Chicken!
Lord_Hosk: Drill! thats worth it!
DoodlestheGreat: Mil and a half, these days.
JadedCynic: wait, those ruins have GPUs in stock?!? Hella yeah, fly me to Tarkov; I'll risk it just for that ! LUL
Lord_Hosk: Ye ol' go left
Dumori: JadedCynic we'll build a crack team to get out alive with a GPU
amative1: I mean, if you can find one =D
amative1: I'm not sure what's rarer: graphics cards in Tarkov or graphics cards IRL
Dumori: IRL
JadedCynic: IRL
plummeting_sloth: "Look down to see what's up" is the title of my funk album
JadedCynic: gtx 1030 is the 'newest' in stock card as of today
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manfred909: yeap that's Killa
BrindleBoar: Killed'a
JadedCynic: I wasted half a day checking all of canada's online stores, Memory Express has a couple of 1650's in hamilton (not for online sale) and a 1660 in Burnaby, rbc has a 1070 ti in Ottawa, and even amazon isn't selling anything in canada - only listings are 'profittering' from 3rd party sellers in isreal, china, etc. (wanna spend four figures for a 1660 super? :p )
JadedCynic: again, there's NOTHING, no 10's, no 16's no 20's, and 30's are 'backorder' at best, and radeons? sure if you want *ATI* radeon cards :p
fastets: drop those toz mags lol
JadedCynic: GOOD
amative1: I was just at MIcro Center today picking up a cpu (5600x), and checked on their graphics cards... they had TWO in stock, both older models
BrindleBoar: got me
amative1: EVERY TIME, GOT EM
Wodar9: wasting bullets
VmKid: I have a friend who potentially wants to build a PC in a few months. I'm betting that we'll end up pickup up an old GPU off eBay :(
VmKid: *picking
JadedCynic: I remember Linus sebastian getting hold one of those when they were still in research and rewired it to take an hdmi ;)
DoodlestheGreat: It's a red key card!
AutobotTopper: Bonus Stream: Tarkov Inventory Management Sim?
amative1: Tarkov Inventory Management Experience (TIME)
HundreydAundre: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
VmKid: RollerTarkov Tycoon
JadedCynic: I'd planned on getting a new rig in april of 2020...and then the pandemic happened, and everyone needed 'work from home' pcs, and the production hiccup killed supply, and now I could win the lottery and I'd have to resort to paying 1900us for a gtx 1070! lrrAWW
manfred909: you're a holodilnick
Tikosh_: pistol case is aweful
diamondmx: Pistol case isn't worth it. Too little space for the size it takes up.
Lord_ZYRK: Language, manfred lrrWOW
JadedCynic: by the time I got my tax refund back, there was nothing to buy, and I waited...and ended up spending my pc fund on rent and food :\
RockPusher: Thank you James lrrHEART Thank you Funko elfunkHeart
Tikosh_: you get many ammo boxes from quests
Lord_Hosk: !funko
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Lord_Hosk: !Patreon
Tikosh_: like.. 3+ ammo boxes
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manfred909: Later yall
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun james - good hunting and hope the inventory management is easier :D
DoodlestheGreat: Take care, gents!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lord_Hosk: !discord
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JadedCynic: o/
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the stream
Phailhammer: cya :)
Lord_Hosk: he pointed to the sign! they love it when you point to the sign!
RomanianMyEscutcheon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ian’s made some changes to his race gear setup, let’s see how they pan out. Let's get back to the track. Game: Project Cars 2) at Sun 01:00 PM PST (18:46 from now).