TXC2: Hello Everybody
Metric_Furlong: hello txc2
TXC2: mi Metric_Furlong
TXC2: *hi
Snowcookies: hello
Metric_Furlong: mimetric would be a serviceable pok茅mon name, to be fair
TehAmelie: sup
TXC2: hello Snowcookies and TehAmelie welcome
TXC2: Metric_Furlong Electric/psychic type
TehAmelie: let's all form a wheel with our hands to send Ian our energy. that's how it works right
TXC2: sure why not
TehAmelie types with elbows
TehAmelie: whee
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
richard_ermen: Iiiiits a Bonus Stream ^^
RandomTrivia: Cars! Cars! Cars! Cars! Cars!
RandomTrivia: Also, hi friends!
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
cbtbftf: iM mI
banana_warfare: hellllo alll
Wrexadecimal: ohaiiii manokaHoy
cbtbftf: adds >:(
TXC2: hello banana_warfare and Wrexadecimal welcome
banana_warfare: I'm new here to the streams but I watch all the yt
Juliamon: Welcome!
Wrexadecimal: @TXC2 hello hello
SoldieroFortune: well, greetings, then banana_warfare
62MGcobra: elfunkPopcorn
TXC2: hello Juliamon
cbtbftf: welcome
RandomTrivia: Dramatic music!
TXC2: this music is way to epic :p
cbtbftf: :0
TXC2: Here we GO!
Wrexadecimal: lrrIAN
TXC2: Hello Ian
Jeezy56: yo
TehAmelie: hello!
RandomTrivia: It's our boi!
NightWingMistHawk: Hi chat. I may have made the mistake of watching a racing stream in bed - I鈥檝e discovered the sound of wheels on pavement can make me drowsy :p
banana_warfare: hi, ian
NightWingMistHawk: Also hi Ian
Texan_Reverend: Hellooooo, Ian!
TehAmelie: maybe you should look into a racing car bed eh
TXC2: it's Sunday Sunday Sunday
Texan_Reverend: And hey, chatfolk.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
cbtbftf: ive actually never watches race onditions
TXC2: hello Texan_Reverend and PharaohBender27 welcome
Jeezy56: today we are Ray Singh
TehAmelie: is the wheel the real deal?
TXC2: a real wheel Reveal
Jeezy56: oooh nifty shifty
banana_warfare: Ian u in the lrr studio or ur house??
neacon: which on is for the ejection seat or oil slick?
TXC2: try saying that 5 times fast
Texan_Reverend: @tehamelie Literally a 6-bolt 350mm raving wheel meant for real cars.
Too_Many_Knives subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
Too_Many_Knives: Literally just finished watching the TTSF VoD and saw this was on.
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Texan_Reverend: T-LCM Pedals.
TehAmelie: i was just doing wordplay but funky
TXC2: them pedals are CHONK
Texan_Reverend: T.hrustmaster - L.oad C.ell M.agnetic
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Jeezy56: that seems deece, part of the trouble I have with my cheap pedals is the brake has no feel
cbtbftf: this is road quest online
TehAmelie: ah, the old familiar excited menu music
TXC2: this is going to war music, not have a fun time at the races music :p
Texan_Reverend: @jeezy56 These have _feel_ in the brake. With adjustable spring options and a load cell sensor to gauge how hard you're pressing rather than how far the pedal is moving.
Jeezy56: neat!
TXC2: I.E. how breaks work IRL
LurkerSpine: oh man I'm late. How's the new wheel?
TehAmelie: hmm this track is the UK. think our record of racing in the rain is not like to change today
Texan_Reverend: It's much easier to train your muscle memory to resistance than to specific position.
TXC2: LurkerSpine we're just finding out
Texan_Reverend: @lurkerspine Literally just set off.
CaptainSpam: Sounds good.
Too_Many_Knives: Perfect
Texan_Reverend: It's fine after I adjusted. The mix is goood, though.
TehAmelie: might get too noisy in a heated traffic moment. . .
RandomTrivia: *CLUNK*
Too_Many_Knives: That's some authoritative clunk
Jeezy56: good clunkfeel
Too_Many_Knives: Like the Model-M. Good clunks.
LurkerSpine: @TXC2 @Texan_Reverend thanks!
Jeezy56: is it direct drive?
TXC2: "For real?" "for really Real"
TehAmelie: hmm what would be the next step in simulation? having feedback strip the gears if you forget to clutch and such maybe?
DrakoniteStreams: therea48Wave
cbtbftf: he is road safe, good for him
Too_Many_Knives: Seat rumble is the next level, obviously
Juliamon: Race cars... have signals?
myytgryndyr: that was brake light
CaptainSpam: The real question is, why aren't YOU signaling?
myytgryndyr: a*
DrakoniteStreams: @Too_Many_Knives so you think Ian needs a buttkicker?
PharaohBender27: It looks like he didn't signal, but rather his brake lights are a yellow-ish color for some reason?
RomanGoro: How's the new wheel smell?
Jeezy56: GT cars are basically souped up road cars, yes they have turn signals
Jeezy56: they're used in mulitclass racing sometimes to so the faster cars know which side to overtake
TXC2: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [21h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Grab an egg and take a break, we've got some highlights! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVBnCFpC4eM || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1363280292383842308
TXC2: hmmm
Jeezy56: smooth is fast
DrakoniteStreams: does GT require cars to be street legal? I seem to recall some big racing league does
Juliamon: Summon the Forgot to Tweet Ghost
Juliamon: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: amazing, i just had an egg sandwich!
Snowcookies: lrrSPOOP
Field94: Remember, dont Tweet & Drive. EVER
PharaohBender27: Now that I've seen the highlights, that "Grab an egg" bit makes so much sense :D
CaptainSpam: Pull over FIRST before you text and drive.
Lord_ZYRK: Going to the Twitter, gonna make a lot of Tweetses
Jeezy56: @DrakoniteStreams not the ones I know of, but there's probably some out there
Jeezy56: series I mean
cbtbftf: at least he pulled over to tweet
TheGreatDeox subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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TXC2: twitch. tuvalu
Field94: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [21h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Grab an egg and take a break, we've got some highlights! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVBnCFpC4eM || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1363280292383842308
Jeezy56: using your phone while you drive? That could get you an Indycar seat lrrBEEJ
TXC2: gotta give lrrbot a moment
Jorsh029: Responsibility responsibly
PharaohBender27: Oh, there's birb?
CaptainSpam: Lap time's going to suffer, though. :p
TXC2: I like that fastest lap time has stopped
PharaohBender27: katesAw
RandomTrivia: D'awwwwwwwwww
Izandai: That is absolutely incredible.
NotCainNorAbel: tires got cold
TheGreatDeox: therai3Love
LadyAiluros: woooo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We are LIVE with a Project Cars 2 Bonus Stream! Ian is putting some of the new equipment through its paces. Join us for fun at the track! | http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 馃摲 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eux5-StVgAEaNed.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1363598911265406977
LuveenW: Is the bird doing okay? Are they just hopped up on too much food?
TXC2: entropy go brrrrr
LadyAiluros: how's the wheel doing?
LadyAiluros: noice
PharaohBender27: @LuveenW I got the impression it was a young bird, maybe?
TheMerricat: I was assuming it was taking a bath
Texan_Reverend: If nothing else, it feels more comfortable and familiar. Like an actual car.
Izandai: Ah, the water in the dish wasn't really visible onstream.
LuveenW: @PharaohBender27 I suppose so
TehAmelie: maybe birds can sense the subocean
TXC2: man let me tell you, we have a bird bath in the garden, and they go hod wild in it when we fill it in the summer
TXC2: *hog
LadyAiluros: yeah my aunt has one and she has had birbs legit fight over it
Snowcookies: Race director is mean
Izandai: Has Ian completed a single valid lap yet today?
PharaohBender27: (shaking fist) RACE DIREEEEEECTOOOORRR!!!
LadyAiluros: I need to watch the beginning of that one
TehAmelie: we did take like a five minute tweet break. . .
CaptainSpam: We shall call it the Horner Corner. Wait, no...
TheMerricat: hornier corner?
TXC2: they're all horner corners if you believe enough Kappa
mitomanox: lrrIAN Ian stats: Even when in deep concentration, he never stops smiling with his eyes! That's quite a superpower.
Texan_Reverend: Much smoother!
TheGreatDeox: Good recovery there
mtg69420 subscribed at Tier 1.
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Lord_ZYRK: Is this the Dark Souls of racing sims? lrrBEEJ
DrakoniteStreams: protip for turn one: git gud?
VmKid: Acquire Fast Times; Disregard Race Director
TXC2: how do we corner lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Give your George Stick a little wiggle.
VmKid: Oddly not bad advice?
TehAmelie: shut up race director! you're not my real dad um wait
VmKid: Given the question
RandomTrivia: Thanks LRRbot
TXC2: so change gear I'm guessing
saucemaster5000: and yet no one asks what's the project cars of from software games...
Izandai: Sekiro
LurkerSpine: Armored Core
Izandai: Is I think the fastest-paced From Software game.
DrakoniteStreams: caught your wheels on the rumble strips and lost some traction, otherwise that was a good one
TXC2: ah yes the last Unskippible game
Texan_Reverend: guyjudgeFirst guyjudgeTry
RomanGoro: The shifting has a very satisfying *clunk* to it now
CaptainSpam: Nicely turned.
Texan_Reverend: Indeed, @romangoro
Anubis169: Greetings Ian & Racers!! lrrAWESOME
Anubis169 huggles everybody
TXC2: hello Anubis169
CaptainSpam: Hey, Anubis.
TehAmelie: gotta go fast, but also brake sometimes
TheGreatDeox: Is the pedal not responding right or just has a weird bite point?
Texan_Reverend: It even sounds better on stream. Which I hope means it feels even better than that.
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis
TXC2: it's next to Godlyness Kappa
Anubis169: like in a taxi behind a screen
Randoplh: Howdy Anubis
Texan_Reverend: @anubis169 It's the helmet.
Izandai: @Anubis169 He's wearing a helmet.
PharaohBender27 virtually hugs @Anubis169 in a public-health responsible manner
Lord_ZYRK: Got that t h i c c c l u n k k
Anubis169: ohh!
Randoplh: that's so nice!
Anubis169: nah keep the helmet on, it keeps you safe
Izandai: oops
fastmamajama: do you have shifter and pedals?
TXC2: eh, we're a main character, we've got plot armour Kappa
Texan_Reverend: @fastmamajama TH8A shifter and T-LCM pedals.
TheGreatDeox: Ian does not seem to be a fan of the new brake pedal
Texan_Reverend: THE shit. Not shit.
TehAmelie: the good kind of crap
Izandai: OH I heard "this brake pedal is shit"
RandomTrivia: English, everybody!
TheGreatDeox: Ah, fair enough. So you would recommend then
TXC2: it's the dog's bollocks, vs being bollocks
Texan_Reverend: Perhaps the black and grey springs instead of black red?
manwichcannon: jam on down
TehAmelie: jam on down to the strawberry patch
el_hdh: that gear shift has a satisfying THUNK
Texan_Reverend: If black & grey is too light, the red & grey would be in-between.
fastmamajama: wow
DarkMorford: Jam on the gas on down to Dave's Surplus Go-Karts!
PharaohBender27: Ah, "Flap on down to the apple patch," that old meme katesLol
TXC2: you joke, but that episode is like 3 years old now :p
Saunabath: So how is the driving feel with the new wheel?
VmKid: Mmmm... delicious Egmelts
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 I mean, that's why I put it that way :p
Lord_ZYRK: Der springensproingens :O
RomanGoro: Is that "march 2020 three years" or "three rotations around the sun" TXC2 ?
TXC2: RomanGoro both :p
VmKid: Surprise TTSF
Texan_Reverend: Ian, do you have anything very heavy which you could place behind the chair to keep it from scooting?
TXC2: PharaohBender27 fair
PharaohBender27: @RomanGoro 3 rotations. In March 2020 years it's more like a decade ago
TreeGamer35: ohhhh those are nice
TehAmelie: hmm that racecar looking gamer chair should have lockable chairs. i've got one and i don't think it does, but it should
TreeGamer35: i highly recomend getting new wheels for your chair that have brakes built in if possible that or a heavy object to keep you in place
fastmamajama: those are some heavy duty pedals
TehAmelie: lockable wheels
TXC2: once you pop you don't stop, 'cause then the breaks don't work Kappa
TheGreatDeox: Are those feet from a mannequin?
Lord_ZYRK: Ian why do you have shoe trees in the streaming office
TreeGamer35: im one step away from the full rig... and yes that is an accurate statement
LadyAiluros: I mean you're mosto f the way there :P
TehAmelie: next on TTSF: Ian builds one of those flight sim chairs from Black Panther
el_hdh: You're spending time testing wheel springs, and you don't think you're already Sim Rig?
Texan_Reverend: The area under the metal plate inside the wheel housing is actually a bottle filled with sand to add weight and help keep it in place.
PharaohBender27: @Lord_ZYRK Who says he's in the streaming office? ;)
TXC2: Water: it keeps you alive
DanielJGrouse: once you get a sim rig you're one of those people who own a sim rig
Texan_Reverend: They make some f
TehAmelie: sand is probably the cheapest heaviest ballast you can get. . .or can you?
TXC2: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
TXC2: lrrbot says to have it on, but up to you Ian
PMAvers: What if we just throw James in the boot as weight?
Texan_Reverend: They make some pretty good folding wheel stands which stow out of the way easily.
fastmamajama: have you played grand turism? i think it is easier racing
Texan_Reverend: And it keeps all the control pieces together rather than having to mount and unmount them every time.
son_of_boxy: Hi
TehAmelie: of course the next level would be putting in lead weights. to take the lead
TXC2: hello son_of_boxy welcome
PMAvers: It's been a while, I need to fire up Burnout Paradise again sometime.
el_hdh: Burnout Paradise is still the peak of arcade racers
DrakoniteStreams: Forza is a bit more arcady than GT. GT is what happens when someone a bit nutty about racing doesn't exactly understand what people like about their game.
TheGreatDeox: I want to get myself a nice little rig, but have no space currently, so a foldable one would be useful
Texan_Reverend: The GT Omega Racing Apex is my current favorite. Very adjustable. Very stable. Super easy to fold.
TehAmelie: isn't Paradise the open world, mostly multiplayer one? i never heard it was any good
Dog_of_Myth: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
el_hdh: Yeah, that's the one, it's fantastic
CommiePuddin: Paradise is bae
fastmamajama: the psvr headset sells for $150 in game stop and it work with pc with the ivry driver for VR racing
CommiePuddin: I've bought Paradise on like four different platforms.
fastmamajama: very confortable
TheGreatDeox: How long before Ian orders a few off AliExpress and Frankenstein's them together?
CommiePuddin: Having missed the TTSF, bigger wheel?
Texan_Reverend: @commiepuddin Indeed. 350mm now.
CommiePuddin: Was that the only upgrade?
TXC2: bigger wheel, chonker-y sound gear shifter
Texan_Reverend: New pedals, new button box, and modded shifter.
DrakoniteStreams: next TTSF: hoola bobble for dash, or fuzzy dice for mirror?
CommiePuddin: We gotta get you the hot-swap latches for LRRmans
DarkMorford: @CommiePuddin So he can just grab the wheel out of the Mini before the race? :D
fastmamajama: i play auto and use the shifters in the wheel
CommiePuddin: Or, you know, the Batmobile
TXC2: why do I feel like Jacob Burgess would be the one to bring his own wheel? :p
TehAmelie: can you use a pipe wrench as the wheel in an emergency as if it was the Mad Max War Rig?
Texan_Reverend: As the new wheel is an actual car wheel, Ian also built a button box to add back the controls that were on the original wheel.
Texan_Reverend: @tehamelie If you can put a standard 6-bolt mount on it, anything could work.
DrakoniteStreams: @TXC2 wouldn't he just steal one from the prop room? :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I FINALLY MADE IT!
TXC2: hello Bobtheninjagoldfish welcome
TXC2: DrakoniteStreams only if it also kept him warm Kappa
el_hdh: take out the mystery board? but that's where the mystery is kept!
DrakoniteStreams: don't mind me, I'm just distracting myself instead of working on resume
Texan_Reverend: Ooh that was a clean turn!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Bobtheninjagoldfish !
Texan_Reverend: I think this brake tension is easier for you to modulate the way you were wanting to.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's been a ...heck.. of a day. time to relax with some racing
TXC2: relax-ciciting!
Texan_Reverend: Too furious.
DarkMorford: And in a couple of hours, we get Subway! Kappa
TXC2: too fast, for the naked eye
DrakoniteStreams: 2Fast 2Furious 2Ian
JohnLockeCole: Hello Ian, Hello Chat, how are the cars?
TXC2: hello JohnLockeCole welcome
TehAmelie: if daddy Ian is driving the race car and the chat starts chanting for Subway, what's his response?
DanielJGrouse: the MX Clear of pedals
TehAmelie: of course
TXC2: do they serve coffee at Subway?
el_hdh: i've definitely been playing too much hitman when i realize Ian is a shave and a black suit away from a good Agent 47 cosplay
62MGcobra: would recalibrating the games brake settings after the spring swap change anything?
DrakoniteStreams: can we stop for ice cream?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the answer is EGMELT
CrookedPenguin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
CrookedPenguin: Dropping by to say hi and I love getting to catch even a little car action. Happy driving!
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fastmamajama: whats that ding?
Texan_Reverend: Yes. Calibrating the Thrustmaster software after spring swaps can help.
saucemaster5000: first time watching ian drive, wondering where his seatbelt is... or helmet at these speeds.
62MGcobra: i have no idea about the load cell operates. it was just an idea
el_hdh: i want to see ian stream in a full fireproof suit, for safety's sake
Texan_Reverend: Mainly for dead zones and such as mentioned.
TehAmelie: we're still wearing a helmet, it's just a graphics glitch
TehAmelie: (for certain definitions of "glitch")
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian do you have the recommoended racing line off for a reason?
DarkMorford: Always clean your pot, chat Kappa
Texan_Reverend: Imagine the analog trigger in your controller being controlled by how hard you squeeze rather than how far in its travel you pull it.
Texan_Reverend: That's the difference between load cell and traditional potentiometer.
TehAmelie: isn't that what the PS2 had?
TXC2: didn't the OG Street fighter Arcade buttons work like that?
Lord_ZYRK: I don't know if they were load cells, but they were analog buttons
DrakoniteStreams: PS2 had domed conductive rubber button contacts that would deform and make more contact the harder you pressed them
ThirdFloorDraft: Magnets, how do they work?
Texan_Reverend: @tehamelie Controllers are position based. Like how many degrees of position has it moved out of its total range.
el_hdh: the only PS2 game I remember taking advantage of that was MGS2, where you'd aim by pressing lightly, then shoot by pushing all the way down
ThirdFloorDraft: they are fun to program with...
blacktiebartender: how did the mods go ian?
DrakoniteStreams: a load cell is a metal rod with a sensor that measures how far it bends
Lord_ZYRK: el_hdh or accidentally break someone's neck while trying to make them take a nap
TehAmelie: hey, in Bouncer they managed like, three stages
DanielJGrouse: you could measure velocity for some fun rhythm game stuff with two stage buttons
Zhalkir: The only time I ever saw them used was you could adjust the map zoom in Ace Combat with them
DiscordianTokkan: Frig I loved The Bouncer
DrakoniteStreams: no, the PS2 face buttons were absolutely analog, but they were rarely used, in part as people had a hard time controlling them
DrakoniteStreams: (I was a PS2 developer)
Too_Many_Knives: I imagine calibration would be a constant problem for analog face buttons
el_hdh: yeah, they were hard to control cuz an analog button needs way more travel than they had
DrakoniteStreams: Gran Turismo 3 used them for throttle and brake
DrakoniteStreams: @Too_Many_Knives TBH, much easier than analog sticks, but much harder for players to be accurate with
62MGcobra: lrrWOW
Texan_Reverend: Good avoidance and accidental overtake.
62MGcobra: nice 6th now
DrakoniteStreams: nice corner
DrakoniteStreams: first time on this track?
TXC2: it's like we make progress or something :p
Texan_Reverend: That's a quote.
Texan_Reverend: Take your foot off the gas and die.
Dragoonspirits86: o wait, is that the same thrustmaster you tore open the other day?
DrakoniteStreams: @Dragoonspirits86 yep, it is
el_hdh: Gas pedal is angular momentum provider. Angular momentum: good.
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, especially when you're on a bike with nothing betwen you and the fence.
Dragoonspirits86: lol, I can see that, im sure the warranty people hate you
TehAmelie: you're going to be the master of thrustmaster
blacktiebartender: to be fare you would do better most likely if you didn't have to read chat. phones and driving and all thar
el_hdh: "oh no i am the crumple zone"
Texan_Reverend: A sandwich of metal with you in the middle.
DrakoniteStreams: what is the color bar under the mirror?
TXC2: chat is a 3 sec debuff at minimum Kappa
DrakoniteStreams: I think I see how it works now
TXC2: DrakoniteStreams it's the difference between this lap, and our fastest lap time
Texan_Reverend: @dragoonspirits86 Delta between current lap time and best lap time as of where you are on the track.
Texan_Reverend: Whoops, that went to the wrong person.
RealGamerCow: Hi chat, how goes the new wheel?
Texan_Reverend: @realgamercow Smiles and enjoyment so far.
DrakoniteStreams: right is ahead, left is behind, color is how the delta is changing
bladed_shadow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
bladed_shadow: Just popping in on a lazy Sunday, enjoying the many right turns.
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Saunabath: But maybe have a couple practice laps with the emptier tank. The car is goin to be a couple dozen kilos lighter
TXC2: the race director is a fickle, capricious god
RandomTrivia: ^^
TehAmelie: the subtle shift between red and green must be staggeringly useless to the colorblind, but the numbers are the important part
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Yes it is, and yes they are
RealGamerCow: I think the tradition is to run qualifying with just enough fuel to finish it?
blacktiebartender: what car are we driving?
Texan_Reverend: I believe there are colorblind options to change what some of the various indicators are colored like.
TehAmelie: neat
RandomTrivia: Oh cool
RealGamerCow: The synchronicity between Ian's hands and the driver's hands is uncanny
RandomTrivia: The motion of the bar is really good
RandomTrivia: It could maybe do with a marker at zero
Zhalkir: The 86 is pretty nice, I've been thinking I might try and get a BRZ (its subaru variant) when my ancient impreza finally stops working
wolfkid229: hi
Blasteg: Is this a test drive for the new wheel?
bladed_shadow: was there an audio glitch there?
RandomTrivia: Hello there wolfkid229
TehAmelie: i heard it
TXC2: hello wolfkid229 welcome
Blasteg: I said Wheel controller
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, it was a Scion, but that's not a problem anymore, as Scion is gone.
Blasteg: LUL
wolfkid229: hi I love LRR
wolfkid229: <3
Hexi_Lexi: hey nerds who i love beyond mortal comprehension!!!
TehAmelie: hiya!
PharaohBender27: Would you hunt it down using your current mini, the way you did for that pre-record?
Texan_Reverend: Hi @hexi_lexi
Snowcookies: hello
PharaohBender27: *Mini
TehAmelie: it is a proven hunting vehicle
Texan_Reverend: Ian, do you still feel the shifter difference in the heat of the moment now that you've used it for a while?
TXC2: "a Solitary killer, the Ian stalks it's prey.....the Ian can consume 10 times It's own weight, the Volkwagons will have to wait their turn."
Hexi_Lexi: fun fact: Mini's are my favourite car
DrakoniteStreams: As soon as that prerecord started and showed you with your mini, I instantly knew "Ian is going to catch everyone"
Texan_Reverend: Good to hear.
PharaohBender27: Oh, we got another of those boost challenge thingies
dreaminginautumn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
dreaminginautumn: Drive well, Horner-Sensei
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bladed_shadow: once a month: Ian on Wheels
Jeezy56: jlrrBreak
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TheJoe743: Use the boost to get through!
TXC2: right chat i'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Ian
Bobtheninjagoldfish: noght TXC
TehAmelie: stretching feels good
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2, sleep well!
RandomTrivia: Thanks Suggs!
Phailhammer: lrrSPOOP
patbaer: Not enough echo
Hexi_Lexi: tiltyhPLS
TehAmelie: i thought i heard wild hounds. that would make an interesting addition to a race
RandomTrivia: LUL
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62MGcobra: sunday sunday sunday!!!!!
RealGamerCow: *skanks*
patbaer: Somebody's trying to open the next highlights
TehAmelie: you need videogames to have dogs that can run as fast as the cars, of course. and eat them
RandomTrivia: Bonus points to Ian for the Madness reference
GerrardUK: One Step BEYOND!
RandomTrivia: *Ska plays*
RealGamerCow: pickituppickituppickitup
Texan_Reverend: I can't really pinpoint what exactly that was, other than amazing. Thank you for being you, Ian.
Eklinaar: Oh no, the chat is filled with point spam again, what did James do now?
dreaminginautumn: One drive beyond!
LordZarano: A baker's dozen of fuel liters, because you're such a good driver
teaspoonC: are they willing to sacrifice our love?
CAKHost: Thanks Ben, where ever you are, for making the voice changing thing a bit that now every LRR member have to use now.
JadedCynic: ahoy Ian! Sorry for the late join, but how's the wheel working?
62MGcobra: wrong side ian!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: willing to sacrifice?
DrakoniteStreams: uh, unsure what that was I came back to
DrakoniteStreams: did Ian remember to remove fuel?
JadedCynic: yay! \o/ lrrAWESOME
TehAmelie: we have measured our fuel like we were going to space
TehAmelie: well, Ian has
kristian_fischer: But nobody puts Baby Horner in the Corner!
Hexi_Lexi: also: some cars have an arrow pointing towards the side the hole is on
JadedCynic: yeah, those can be subtle, but often I finde a little arrow beside the pump icon pointing to the 'fill side'
Driosenth: what about vehicles with fuel caps under the license plate?
GerrardUK: Not necessarily true. A lot of cars I've been in has an arrow/triangle denoting which side the cap is on
Texan_Reverend: That is generally correct. However, for regular road cars, fuel caps should be on the driver's side.
JadedCynic: Hivemind @Hexi_Lexi o/\o
62MGcobra: well in the pit the wall is on the right side so the filler is too?
DrakoniteStreams: usually I see a tiny arrow
Texan_Reverend: Not that it's always that way, but rather that it SHOULD always be.
JadedCynic: @Driosenth 80's era Cadillacs? ;)
Hexi_Lexi: @JadedCynic o/\o
TehAmelie: cars today have so many conveniences, and they're all inconsistent. my dad now gets lost whenever he has to park a car without an obstacle radar. . .
JadedCynic: yeah texan, that makes the most sense - it's closer and thus simpler
Texan_Reverend: Like, it's easier and safer.
RandomTrivia: That works fine once people learn that you can use BOTH SIDES of the fuel pumps
teaspoonC: my mind was blown when I learned about the little arrow showing what side it's on
GerrardUK: I would say against a standard size as everyone would queue for one side of the pump
PharaohBender27: I was about to say, says the guy who's drive a right-side drive car in North America
PharaohBender27: *who drives
Driosenth: Great Idea, Lets make the fuel tank a structural member of the body
VmKid: Thankfully, my Civic does it right and has the gas cap on the drivers' side. My mom's car does it wrong and it drives me bananas.
TehAmelie: drives? :3
Texan_Reverend: @gerrarduk That just means you turn around in the lot and approach from the other side.
JadedCynic: @Texan_Reverend on the other hand, on the opposite side from the driver encourages the driver to walk around the car - I always make a point of doing a walkaround inspection of the car during a fuel-up
VmKid: @TehAmelie jlrrNo
GerrardUK: Mute point I guess what with EV's coming, where they aren't all either at the front or rear or side!
JadedCynic: I mean, I already do that this time of the year whenever I start using the vehicle - I gotta scrape off the snow & ice after all LUL
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
DrakoniteStreams: eh, just have everyone go all-electric, and lay out some power strips on the shoulder every few miles ;)
patbaer: Welp, didn't die.
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic That's a good idea - last time I filled up, the attendant noticed one of my tires was low (I live in Oregon, where it's illegal to do self-service as gas stations)
Texan_Reverend: @jadedcynic I definitely want people to pay attentiom to their cars, but many AFAB people will remind us of the safety concerns of being made to do so by filler position.
62MGcobra: three of my cars filler caps are on the back
Driosenth: fueling up is the only time I wash the windows. So walking around is normal. What else am I going to do while filling up 35+ gallons
JadedCynic: I love the idea that you yelled "We're gonna DIE!" right at that other driver as he strikes us, startling him even more :D
RealGamerCow: There's the whole idea of induction roads
teaspoonC: when I drove semi's I did walkarounds and fluid checks for the truck daily, and then didn't do that ever for my personal vehicle
JadedCynic: @Texan_Reverend true
RealGamerCow: at least induction highways
DrakoniteStreams: ooo, or overhead wires, and those poles on top of every car
GerrardUK: They are trialing a pantograph system for truck in Germany I think
TehAmelie: the cobbler's children are all barefoot, the truck driver walks to work, etc
DrakoniteStreams: if we're all going to drive slot cars, I demand the pedals are replaced with one of those controller trigger things
Dog_of_Myth: Almost drifted that entire turn there. :)
JadedCynic: If I can't reliably connect my TIRES to the road surface (in winter) I feel induction highways are going to be moot....
RandomTrivia: Nooooo, don't put overhead lines above roads that will make so much mess
JadedCynic: @DrakoniteStreams I'd vote for that on a referendum <3
JadedCynic: 'pantograph' DOES have a pleasant mouth-feel
RandomTrivia: They'll last just fine once we stop driving on top of them
JadedCynic: yeah....roadworks, with all those fumes coming out of the machine heating up all that tar and stone....
Dog_of_Myth: Hovercrafts?
RealGamerCow: Get rid of suburbs?
GerrardUK: Brake dust is also a contributor, which EV's can help with with regenerative braking.
JadedCynic: literal 'cable cars' <3
LordZarano: I see where this is going
DrakoniteStreams: catapult to work?
JadedCynic: rubber tires...
RandomTrivia: I definitely see where this is going
Snowcookies: ian no
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no.....
RandomTrivia: Seems about right
JadedCynic: ultra-light rail system, ian?
Blasteg: isn't that train?
LuveenW: aren't trains already built to do this?
Phailhammer: A *rail* road, if you will.
Juliamon: Chat catches up to the joke
62MGcobra: powered by steam?
quillilian: Big cars, linked together, to make long cars
LuveenW: gosh we're spoiling Ian's joke
Snowcookies: Ian are you reinventing trains?
patbaer: Some sort of one rail system. A mono-rail, if you will.
PharaohBender27: So, at the risk of throwing a huge wrench into this: Wouldn't having overhead wires make them vunerable to storms, falling tree branches, etc.?
TehAmelie: i vote for brass. if well made it's practically indestructible. it's theorized it's going to last longer than gold
Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 Yes
DrakoniteStreams: iron wheels don't steer wheel though, so we need to limit to set paths
VmKid: @patbaer It worked so well for Disney, right?
TheMerricat: and if everything's in brass we can pretend it's steampunk!!!
JadedCynic: I mean, I'm sure we can talk some Silicon Valley Billionaire Tech Bro into backing this, @LoadingReadyRun ....just so long as we can find some way for him to exploit this system for obscene amounts of money
LuveenW: @PharaohBender27 rail seems to have that down. Electric trains are still able to run during inclement weather
ZealousCrow: Tires are AWFUL. When I was a kid, the town filled the playground in my neighborhood with rubber from ground up tire. It was the most disgusting filthy thing.
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 It would, so instead you run an extra, a "third road" so to speak, to fix that problem. These "rail"road vehicles will have a shoe that runs next to the third road to draw power through!
LuveenW: @ZealousCrow Blacktop is so bad I'm sorry you had to experience that
JadedCynic: and then we don't have this unsightly network of wires suspended above us in towns and cities
VmKid: Just put a cow in each car, and use the methane they produce to power the cars Kappa
RealGamerCow: vmkid I volunteer as tribute
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Well then how do you ensure pedestrian safety? Could you cover this third rail at crosswalks, or would all crosswalks need to become pedestrian overpasses?
rubikdarkwill: fuel
Driosenth: Ian, what about inclined planes? trains don't like slopes above 5%
JadedCynic: @VmKid no, we put the cow in FRONT of the car, to haul it - bio-kinetic propulsion!
TehAmelie: but i think we should just have wormhole teleportation. a gateway in every town and a lot of small towns and we have practically no need for roads
rubikdarkwill: FUEL!!!
DrakoniteStreams: @Driosenth neither do cars
ZealousCrow: LuveenW Not even blacktop. It wasn't a solid surface. It was literally just loose chunks of ground tire.
Jeezy56: Driosenth engage the cog wheel!
ZealousCrow: Like loose gravel, but made of tires
GerrardUK: You add a third toothed wheel for inclines!
VmKid: Chat reinvents the horse and carraige
rubikdarkwill: HAHAHAHA
LuveenW: But just think about all the road rage we won't get to experience, Ian! Don't propose obviating the lived experience of countless commuters and hundreds of billions in lost productivity!
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 maybe we should make a suitable network of passenger pathways that's not NEXT TO THE ROADS?
Phailhammer: lrrHERE
LuveenW: @ZealousCrow 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃挃馃挃馃挃
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 I propose that these "rail"roads be sectioned off from pedestrians, as highways are now.
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends. I'm working on something, so somebody please tell me when to yell GANT
Snowcookies: All of us? I took no part in this
PixelArtDragon: It's not on me, I just got here, what happened?
Hexi_Lexi: i saw some folks in chat mention it, ian
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic People are going to need to cross those roads, is the thing - that's just unavoidable
Jeezy56: just be glad there isn't a simulated stewards office
LordZarano: Out of fuel and.. Across the LINE!
Juliamon: Ian got so wrapped up in a joke that he ran out of fuel
JadedCynic: To be fair, I'd lose my profession of taxi driver, but vOv I have other skills
GerrardUK: funicular is another word I don't get to say enough I feel
patbaer: Blame everyone but @rubikdarkwill who said FUEL a few times
RandomTrivia: For this reason I propose we build delightful bridges out of cast iron.
DrakoniteStreams: isn't it supposed to make an annoying noise when low on fuel?
Hexi_Lexi: while i agree that twitch chat generally enables poor choices, sometimes chat does a good
DrakoniteStreams: lrrAWW
TehAmelie: maybe we were already low at 12 liters
rubikdarkwill: @patbaer He was past the pit entrance and wasn't going to make it back by then
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Reminder: You would need to attach elevators on each side of these bridges, for accessibility
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 sure, they'll cross the roads....on their isolated pedestrian pathways that are NEVER at the same level as the roads - just 'overpasses' that the pedestrians don't even notice any difference from their other dedicated walkways
LuveenW: @RandomTrivia while we're at it, can we PLEASE figure out a way to not murder entire populations and ecosystems by literally railroading them? Wildlife-train collisions are a HUGE threat to several species; and transport infrastructure "development" drives massive deforestation
DrakoniteStreams: that is very true
Blasteg: @JadedCynic isn't that just... subways?
TheMerricat: elevated trains go over, not through
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Of course. Perhaps we could have some kind of moving staircase as well to ease the burden of stairs?
DrakoniteStreams: @RandomTrivia no, those things are evil and I hate them
JadedCynic: @Blasteg not when the roads remain above ground, and the walkways are just isolated from the roads (skywalks, perhaps
VmKid: @RandomTrivia "When do we get to the ride?"
Hexi_Lexi: so i woke up from a nap just before i got here and ive been trying to remember a good dream i had, which ive just succeeded at! i dreamt i was working in antarctica on a marine physics project
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia They'd need to be a lot better than current escalators - I doubt a wheelchair could go on one of those
TehAmelie: careful, escalators have already been invented twice
PixelArtDragon: @DrakoniteStreams How dare you, those are the best and I love them
Blasteg: @DrakoniteStreams Well, that Escalator-ed quickly
Electrodyne: 10 fuels remaining
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Oh no, as well as elevators.
DrakoniteStreams: @Blasteg ... *facepalm*
RandomTrivia: @Blasteg benginFingers
PixelArtDragon: The real answer is we need a system of moving sidewalks a la Caves of Steel
VmKid: @PharaohBender27 We gotta make the W I D E escalator
TheMerricat: if we are sci
VmKid: or the D E E P escalator, as the case may be
PharaohBender27: @VmKid Wide AND deep
Electrodyne: The roads must roll!!
TehAmelie: escalathicc
PixelArtDragon: @Electrodyne I was about to say that!
RandomTrivia: Perhaps a rotating system of large platforms, constant but slow-moving so people can board/disembark them easily
JadedCynic: escalator with each step large enough to hold a wheelchair (and probably a companion)
62MGcobra: lrrJUDGE
Electrodyne: 9 fuels remaining
ZealousCrow: What if justwe put twitch chat in charge of the government? We already beat pokemon together.
PixelArtDragon: @RandomTrivia People will get used to the timed hops
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeee!
RandomTrivia: *That one song by Dead or Alive plays*
Hexi_Lexi: 8 fuels remaining
PharaohBender27: @LuveenW I don't have a good answer for the deforestation issue, but if we walled off the railroads that are in more rual areas but provided underpasses, that could help with the roadkill issue - at least for non-flying animals
SeiichiSin: Good morning Ian! Hope you are having a good day today.
Electrodyne: 8 fuels remaining
trilemma85: I was getting hungry, but my problem was solved now that Ian made me some donuts.
JadedCynic: @ZealousCrow okay, have you got the funds to launch an election campaign? I got a slogan "Vote for Twitch Chat: on average, we represent you better than any one person can."
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JadedCynic: OUCH - you okay ian?
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TheMerricat: we are going asimov's route, I want the graded moving sidewalks where the inner walks were going somewhere around 60mph and the outer tracks just got progressively slower
Hexi_Lexi: "that was the worst thing that came out of my throat" wanna take that one again, horner?
TehAmelie: your mouth wants to be playing with motors too?
plummeting_sloth: I do wish taht cowboy would give back the robotic horse he stole
Texan_Reverend: Bahahahaaaa, L started singing along with you.
Electrodyne: 7 fuels remaining
RandomTrivia: Or we just have the Perpetulite roads from Shades of Grey (Jasper Fforde, excellent book, highly recommend)
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Considering how a lot of Twitch channels' chats are, the negative campaigning would TANK us in the election
ghyllnox: Oh hey, thank you @bobtheninjagoldfish! unarmeHeart lrrHEART
SeiichiSin: Possibly.
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie it sounded like his voicebox downshifted unexpectedly
Hexi_Lexi: dangit, ian, now i wanna listen to Neil Young
plummeting_sloth: well, it had a name, but the band Kansas can't pronounce binary
Lafajet: I hear there was a band of them
JadedCynic: it depends on whether that steel horse was ever named
PharaohBender27: You mean America, Ian, not Asia
Electrodyne: 6 fuels remaining
Stoffern: Is there some sort of cowboy-horse-song extended universe?
TheElrad: do you mean something in you shifter is a bit shifty?
CaptainSpam: There goes more boosty juice to do... whatever boosting does, I guess.
TehAmelie: and is Johnny Dicklegs part of it?
squatchmo1: Did you ever get he shifter internals turned back around?
minifig911: SHINGO MOMENT
Bobtheninjagoldfish: nah the steel horse was Thirty/Thirty from Bravestarr
JadedCynic: Best Lap Delta....and we shove another driver a moment later
plummeting_sloth: okay, the fuel count reminds me of the extremely commited countdown guy from Diamonds are Forever
trilemma85: Are we allowed to put more fuels inside of the car in this style of race, or is it one of them where you aren't allowed refueling?
JadedCynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish okay, so 30/30 couldn't have been America's "Horse With No Name" lrrAWW
TehAmelie: we tried to be clever by getting just enough fuel to not be weighed down
RandomTrivia: We're min/maxing the fuel for optimal lap times
Electrodyne: 4 fuels remaining
CaptainSpam: I mean, that's how real qualifying runs are done.
JadedCynic: because remember - we're here for a good time; not a long time. So have a good time, the sun can't shine everyday
TehAmelie: ah, the liter, the most civilized unit of volume
trilemma85: I was more wondering for mid-race fuel adding.
Blasteg: without that many its on the wall though
plummeting_sloth: we want the car to cross the finish line and then immediately have the engine to sputter to death
DrakoniteStreams: two laps of fuel remaining
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
DeM0nFiRe: Bonus stream inside a bonus stream!
plummeting_sloth: but... I was told rubbing is racing?
Electrodyne: Spontaneous Tinker
Jeezy56: you *could* stop for fuel but the race won't be long enough to warrant it
quillilian: @PharaohBender27, perhaps to focus our election efforts we could form some sort of collective entity that distinguishes us from others. Some sort of "party"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
blacktiebartender: a pit stop if you will
JadedCynic: Ian's taking the rig into the pits
CAKHost: [Insert back to the pits ref]
LordZarano: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box
Hexi_Lexi: mic 5!
Electrodyne: !holes
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
TehAmelie: my favorite thing i wish you'd learn in school is the metric system is fully based on the size of the earth
Electrodyne: also, the size of the meter.
TehAmelie: one kilogram is the weight of a liter of water is the size of a cubic decimeter is one tenth of one ten millionth part of the distance from the north pole to the equator
TehAmelie: (at least that was the idea)
PharaohBender27: O_o
TehAmelie: should we call this segment a pit stop?
Unpronounceable: I think the current definition of a metre is now a specific fraction of how far light travels in a vacuum in a second
Electrodyne: The mIan machIan
TehAmelie: it's that to be exact, but it was built on measuring the earth
PharaohBender27: katesLewd
CAKHost: Within the Thrust with Ian (wait no that's bad)
teaspoonC: how weird is shifting on those, without the feedback from a physical transmission?
SnowBuddy18: uhhh, that's a hell of a thing to come in to
Texan_Reverend: Glad that the hex key fits down in there easily.
TehAmelie: the French thought it would be a very democratic form of measurement
Hexi_Lexi: balls rubbing against sticks? no possible way to take that out of context
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I hope that these bonus racing streams are going to be continuing, Ian. they really are fun and relaxing.
quillilian: The meter is defined as that specific fraction, but what that specific fraction /is/ is Earth-based
RealGamerCow: What's wrong with the shifter? Too tight?
Texan_Reverend: @teaspoonc The mod currently being adjusted is meant to help with that very thing.
Electrodyne: Some say that the metric system is based on the size of his planet. And that he sings in a frequency that attracts bats. All we know is... he's called Ian.
Texan_Reverend: It provides a stiffer, more positive action when shifting.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I note you took the ring off that shortened the action of the shifter? Was it not what you wanted?
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Texan_Reverend: Using the Thrustmaster nomenclature, I dub that the THNK mod.
LordZarano: Maybe it needs lube?
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teaspoonC: oh, interesting. is it dynamic in any way that might simulate rpms? are there sticks that do that, even?
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Electrodyne: All we hear is Raidey-o-Gaga
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
CAKHost: O hi ben!
TehAmelie: halo
Juliamon: The posse
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RandomTrivia: (Plaid Posse)
Leonhart321: Plaid posse
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
rosesmcgee: It's a TTSF bonus stream all of a sudden
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne Well played
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Tandtroll_OG: Such a handy man
Electrodyne: @randomtrivia thanks buddy :D
TehAmelie: we're having a pit stop, so to speak
CAKHost: Aesthetics are nice to have.
Texan_Reverend: @teaspoonc No, it is merely added resistance to make it feel like you're really clunking into gear. However, it's identical no matter the RPMs or gear.
teaspoonC: ah, well that's something at least
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zed_alpha: wait, is it time for LRRMans already? Neat!
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teaspoonC: my only manual driving was on a semi (so, asynchronous transmission). so I didn't even use the clutch when I was in a groove, let the feedback tell me what gear I could be in. I miss that a little
RealGamerCow: Oh you got rid of the inserts to shorten the throw?
TehAmelie: say Ian how would you like a chrome death's head gear stick handle?
RandomTrivia: Side note: "asynchronous" is another word that has a great mouth feel and doesn't get used enough
Electrodyne: 3-ish fuels remaining I think
3and4fifths: Neutral drop!
TehAmelie: not that i can ever organize things but maybe chat wants to get you something for christmas. . .
teaspoonC: you got through 6 gears before you were through 30 mph. stop signs were hectic haha
PixelArtDragon: Hello Ian, driving
Electrodyne: 3 fuels remaining
SeiichiSin: I remember my dad owned a dump truck that had 18 gears.
Leonhart321: So having not seen anything about this game, how deep can you go in customizing both the car specs and the car designs?
Electrodyne: That yellow car there? Spoiler alert
TheMerricat: am I understanding correctly that a lot of semis now have automatic transmissions?
Electrodyne: good drift
TehAmelie: cool drivers do a little extra 360掳 spin in the turns, right
RandomTrivia: One (1) donut
TehAmelie: kind of a flourish
Electrodyne: 2 fuels remaining
teaspoonC: the fancy ones do, yeah. it makes actual driving nicer but is really a pain for backing into a door
zed_alpha: I wish there was a game like this, but set in the Car Wars universe so you could do co-op with someone on a turret.
TehAmelie: might have to coast on fumes in the straights eh
plummeting_sloth: polite of the rest of the cars to wait while you made your steering wheel adjustments
DrakoniteStreams: you're going to reach bingo fuel as you cross the line
Leonhart321: See the last racing game I did a deep dive into the tech side of customizing for was Gran Turismo 3, hence my curiousity
RandomTrivia: @plummeting_sloth Oh they didn't *choose* to wait, we paused time and they never noticed :D
Electrodyne: 1 fuel remaining
DrakoniteStreams: GT3 had a heck of a lot of tuning options
SnowBuddy18: @Leonhart321 only if they have a turret controller
SeiichiSin: Do the gages on the actual dashboard work? They are constantly blurry so I can't tell.
SnowBuddy18: whoops, pinged the wrong person
CaptainSpam: Almost perfect amount of gas.
SeiichiSin: Nice!
plummeting_sloth: just driiiift it in
RandomTrivia: Welp, better get out and push then
SnowBuddy18: @zed_alpha only if they had a turret controller
accarrotate: you gotta rock it
RandomTrivia: I would love to see tracks designed for coasting races
plummeting_sloth: now put your hazards on
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zed_alpha: All you need to do now is coast directly into the driver's seat of the guy in pole position, thereby knocking them out of the race and stealing their Quickening.
RandomTrivia: Everyone gets the first straight to accelerate, then has to coast the lap
xantos69: get out and push
Electrodyne: EVERYBODY get out and push
TehAmelie: there can be only one!
RandomTrivia: Hi Graham!
SeiichiSin: Hello Graham!
PixelArtDragon: Time to get out and push?
ContingentCat: Hi Graham voice
TehAmelie: oh, that was just practice. but it felt so real
PharaohBender27: Oh, I guess lrrIAN is in the Moonbase after all
Texan_Reverend: I'm very glad to hear that you're enjoying so much, Ian.
DrakoniteStreams: @PharaohBender27 or Graham is at Ian's
RandomTrivia jumps to the left
Electrodyne: Hey can we get a bigger spoiler
SnowBuddy18: what start?
CaptainSpam: No penalty for the other racers for jumping ahead of you in the formation lap like that?
Electrodyne: First try!
RandomTrivia: RiverSong dot gif
Jeezy56: you can't really change the hardware on the cars in this game, but you can change the setup all you like
SeiichiSin: Got to go get ready for work, have fun and don't do anything to crazy. Or wait, actually do lots of crazy stuff, I wanna see the highlights.
plummeting_sloth: sounds like quitter talk to me
Electrodyne: Hm. What about "Dave's" sponsorships on the car
RandomTrivia steps to the right
plummeting_sloth: pretty bad penalty. They made you crash into a wall
Electrodyne: Okay, now for our first try
SnowBuddy18: people keep pushing you off the track then YOU get the penalty for not staying in position, race director really does hate you
CaptainSpam: Okay, they DID get a penalty behind you.
CaptainSpam: Wait, WHAT?
RandomTrivia: Huh?
TehAmelie: we're a PC on a track of NPCs, we can't complain about being singled out
SnowBuddy18: race director needs to be investigated for betting against you
Jeezy56: rude
DrakoniteStreams: wat
greenkingwashere: vroom
RandomTrivia: That was just rude
CaptainSpam: This AI needs a stern lecture.
gsyhiap: wow, that was rude
TehAmelie: just gotta drive twice as well as everybody else to get half the recognition. i think that's how it usually works
RandomTrivia puts hands on hips and brings his knees in tight
DrakoniteStreams: you were penalized because someone hit you
Texan_Reverend: That was a textbook pit maneuver.
Leonhart321: And the cars behind us weren;t disqualified BECAUSE?
fcloud: almost made it to the start of the race
Texan_Reverend: Very rude.
PharaohBender27: Clearly this race is rigged against you
Lord_ZYRK: Just don't get hit 4Head
plummeting_sloth: ah the "fighting in middle school" style of penalty
RandomTrivia: This is a classic RPG race, the AI doesn't have to win, it just has to make the player lose
SnowBuddy18: @Leonhart321 race director put down a bet on them
accountmadeforants: Look, as we all know, in a rear-end collision the one *being* rear-ended is always at fault. KappaHD
RandomTrivia: Fffffffffuuu-
plummeting_sloth: we did it reddit!
TehAmelie: that was way more exciting than a rolling start
Leonhart321: Boogie boogie boo, let's go racing
DrakoniteStreams: aww, he helped you out
plummeting_sloth: thanks other car!
SnowBuddy18: the AI drives like you're not there, and they're supposed to be directly behind the person in front of you
RandomTrivia: Thanks friend!
CaptainSpam: Damage IS on, right?
Rynehawk: kinda looked like lucky acceleration tbh
Electrodyne: Bump turn
plummeting_sloth: can we ask that car to stay at our side for most of the race? Seems pretty helpful
DrakoniteStreams: that's a quote
mitomanox: ouch
Rynehawk: roads? Where we're going we don't need roads :)
plummeting_sloth: ah, no helper car this time
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TehAmelie: it would be funny to have a game where you could get a sidekick driver like Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights
Electrodyne: I feel like we need more downforce, like you get from a comically large spoiler
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne Darth Vader is Luke's father.
RandomTrivia: That comically large?
Electrodyne: good drift
Leonhart321: @TehAmelie Wasn't that just the old Colin Mcrae Rally games?
TehAmelie: always happy to run interference for you or let you slipstream to victory. and then sleeps with your wife if you don't treat them right
LinearGif: @RandomTrivia No, that's impossible
Electrodyne: @randomtrivia Ozymandias killed The COMEDIAN
mitomanox: this just reminded me of a mytchbusters episode in which they had to drive for hours non stop to check if the air conditioning system would affect the consumption of gasoline
Electrodyne: oops caps
Leonhart321: @Electrodyne Rosebud was the sled
Electrodyne: good drifting
plummeting_sloth: "Great job keep it up.... and I'm working on bribing some folks about that penalty"
RandomTrivia: LUL
Rynehawk: man you're way better at driving games then me. I'd be in the air helicopter by now
CaptainSpam: "Bad news, turns out the counter-bribes were out in force, your penalty's been doubled."
Electrodyne: Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
TehAmelie: this race is 21 on 1. maybe 22 if you count the director
Electrodyne: See? Big spoilers help
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne All of these are comically large spoilers, but they don't seem to be generating extra downforce
Jeezy56: 7 minutes but only 6 fuels
plummeting_sloth: look pit guy could we not put that kinda pressure on me okay?
fcloud: they're bringing me down
CaptainSpam: Your pit crew *might* be on your side. More likely they're neutral.
SnowBuddy18: @TehAmelie either 22 on 2 or 23 on 1 depending on where you land on our engineeer
Rynehawk: i saw nothing wrong with that
DrakoniteStreams: oh no, you're not going to have enough fuels
Electrodyne: Kaiser Soze isn't real
Jeezy56: it'll be close
TehAmelie: the car is against us too! it's eating too much
PMAvers: Gas gas GAS!
RandomTrivia: *Eurobeat intensifies*
SnowBuddy18: you used a litre in like 45 seconds, I don't think so
Onehalfcupflour: Better switch the car from Performance back to Fuel Efficiency
Electrodyne: Brad Pitt is going to be Wrath at the end
Leonhart321: Forever young, we're born to run
plummeting_sloth: heh, yeah quick set the engine to ECO mode
TehAmelie: the princess is in the 8th castle
Jeezy56: more lift and coast!
CaptainSpam: Interesting. The HUD is in MPH, the dash appears to be in KPH.
plummeting_sloth: "Slow down" says the race organizers "this isn't a race"
DrakoniteStreams: Okay Ian, this is the last lap you have enough fuel for
TehAmelie: there are five stop lights!
PixelArtDragon: Gall?
DrakoniteStreams: fuel empty alarm go brrr
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Leonhart321: The race director is more biased than Ecclestone at the USA Grand Prix
plummeting_sloth: no fighting in the war room and no speeding on the race track
Electrodyne: Tom Cruise loses his Groundhog Day power but beats the aliens anyway
PharaohBender27: Don't we all?
CaptainSpam: You ARE in receipt of less than the highest honor, true.
RandomTrivia: Delicious Egmelt
Koios7: rofl
RandomTrivia: Welp
DrakoniteStreams: HAHA
RandomTrivia: LUL
plummeting_sloth: hahaha!
SnowBuddy18: wtf
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
CaptainSpam: Okay, the pit crew is against you.
plummeting_sloth: you MELONS!
ContingentCat: whoops
PharaohBender27: katesWot
plummeting_sloth: YOU SPOONS!
RandomTrivia: Damn you Pit Wizards!
Onehalfcupflour: Whoops, pump was off.
Snowcookies: lmao
gsyhiap: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: So this race is going well, then? Kappa
The_Voices: oh my
Rynehawk: lol
Rynehawk: sweet eggmelt
RealGamerCow: an egg melt, clearly
Wolfstrike_NL: uhm...Pittwizards? please?!?!
TheElrad: did you tell them to put more fuel in?
Leonhart321: Milk and cookies?
Electrodyne: They find Nemo.
TehAmelie: are you robots? do you not read the fuel gauge? you people need to save me from myself!
plummeting_sloth: did you think I wanted a window shine
fcloud: see, to get fuel, you have to say pretty please
SnowBuddy18: they didn't put new tires on either
gsyhiap: They mopped your brow and sent you on your way
DrakoniteStreams: no
blacktiebartender: thats a force india pit stop that was
TehAmelie: one more try, one more liter?
The_Voices: car hungry
Jeezy56: F
plummeting_sloth: and so we blocked the pit for everyone
DrakoniteStreams: F
gsyhiap: Now we enjoy the view
Leonhart321: And now we wait
TheElrad: you still haven't told the Wizards you want more fuel
ContingentCat: o7
gsyhiap: o7
62MGcobra: o7
Dog_of_Myth: Press F for fuel
Blade_Tiger: o7
Koios7: o7
Phailhammer: o7
DeM0nFiRe: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
Field94: benginCry 7
RandomTrivia: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Ed25519: what... no slide whistle!? =D
PharaohBender27: kates7
Unpronounceable: o7
RainyMint: o7
xantos69: Ian I admit I am not a "race expert"....but have you thought about just putting more fuel in? Kappa
TehAmelie: F for fill 'er up
PixelArtDragon: o7
Leonhart321: o7
Electrodyne: Hugh Jackman killed like 500 of his clones.
Texan_Reverend: L is absolutely LOSING it!
CAKHost: o7
rrtycoon2: Someone on the pit crew is getting canned.
Texan_Reverend: Priceless.
plummeting_sloth: maybe just throw a jerry can in the passenger seat there for next time
Wolfstrike_NL: Uno mas?
Electrodyne: Great work, Spoiler Team!!
RandomTrivia: D-N-F! D-N-F!
Rynehawk: thats just good safe driving tbh
SnowBuddy18: where do we lodge our formal complaint about the race director?
Anubis169: "Back to the pit"
plummeting_sloth: hey, we didn't have the worst penalty seconds at least
PixelArtDragon: At least someone else got a larger penalty!
RandomTrivia: jlrrPit
TehAmelie: was that driver called Paul Walker? isn't that the actor from The Fast and the Furious who died?
RandomTrivia: The sponsors are not happy
plummeting_sloth: I tell you want happeend, the pit crew let us leave with an empty fucking tank!
Onehalfcupflour: I dunno, I think this is the kind of thing you tell stories about forever
Leonhart321: Engineer wants a debrief? Here's one: Hire A New Pit Crew
Anubis169: custom long drive and a nice relaxing marathon
RandomTrivia: Half an hour until the Cafe opens
Anubis169: isn't Le Mans in June?
DentedPockets: I would like to point out, that on the rankings screen, it showed how many pits each of the other drivers took, and Ian was the only one who went into the pit.
Anubis169: btw Ian, boom mic
RandomTrivia: We must save smol Subway. He is adorable and precious.
Texan_Reverend: Is anyone else noticing some fuzziness when Ian is talking?
Juliamon: Your mic audio is fuzzy and the mic itself is in shot
RandomTrivia: There's weird static
Lord_ZYRK: Yes
Texan_Reverend: But not when he's quiet.
PharaohBender27: Yeah
RandomTrivia: There's a hiss coming from the mic
TehAmelie: you may have bumped the mic
Eklinaar: I thought that was just Ben under the desk hissing at you
Anubis169: Yeah there's a hiss but the noise-gate is taking it out
Electrodyne: Yeah the sound is fuzzy
Lord_ZYRK: The hisser is inside the house lrrSPOOP
Anubis169: it's ambient
RandomTrivia: Unless it's a loud PC fan?
RandomTrivia: That'll get ya
Anubis169: what mic do ya have hten?
TehAmelie: darn oscillating devices
Anubis169: then*
RandomTrivia: The noise gate removing it gives it away
Anubis169: Beej! lrrAWESOME
RandomTrivia: Hi Beej!
ContingentCat: hello Beej
PharaohBender27: A wild lrrBEEJ appears!
DeM0nFiRe: hi Beej o/
PMAvers: It's the Beej.
fcloud: btw ian your beej is in shot
RandomTrivia: ^^ LUL
ContingentCat: wow the rare Beej in a tshirt
Electrodyne: Good mask Beej
Anubis169: LOL
Snowcookies: Twitch isn't letting me clip sadness
Texan_Reverend: Ian, I have an updated frame design that has actually been tested for those.
ghyllnox: Beej-in-a-t-shirt, two bits!
PharaohBender27: SingsNote One more race . . . SingsNote
PixelArtDragon: That's a kill!
RandomTrivia: SingsNote One race more! SingsNote
TehAmelie: ah, a little roughhousing
RandomTrivia: (the song of angry race directors)
plummeting_sloth: other race commisioner is just screaming to himself in his booth in England
TehAmelie: nice what you can get away with when the race director hasn't bet the bank on you eh
plummeting_sloth: "HE'S HAVING FUN, THAT'S NOT ALLOWED"
TehAmelie: cones gotta die. that's the law
RandomTrivia: Take that, stupid cones!
Rynehawk: they were coooones!
Anubis169: how heavily do you get penalised for collisions in real races?
Anubis169: LOL
Rynehawk: get wrecked noob
Koios7: succinHead
fcloud: somewhat aggressive
RandomTrivia: I don't buy that, AI drivers on rails don't make mistakes unless we bodily force them to
plummeting_sloth: another p6 move
PixelArtDragon: Two confirmed kills!
PMAvers: This is DJ Atomika on CRASH FM, and someone's out there on the track with some sweet moves just taking people out!
plummeting_sloth: Today's Race official "I like this one's style. He fights. No penalty"
PixelArtDragon: Be! Aggressive! Be! Be! Aggressive!
Anubis169: that's P8
RandomTrivia: ABC - Always Be Crashing?
TehAmelie: sand, bah, who needs it
Leonhart321: Nice remix
Rynehawk: *radio static* we, um apparently went clubbing in turn 4
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, got one of those massaging seats. Very nicqe.
Anubis169: Hold on to your road grip baby
Lord_ZYRK: nice*
fcloud: Mines. Energy shield. Rockets. Rockets.
PMAvers: Today's BLASCAR race is brought to you by: Violence. Have you used enough?
RandomTrivia: LUL
The_Color_Twelve: wait I know that turn
Anubis169: PMAvers: Nice
plummeting_sloth: ah, I see the strategy trying to put more grip on the tires with multiple dirt detours
TehAmelie: hey, that one was blasting fire out of their exhaust pipe. that's just wasted fuel
TehAmelie: get an afterburner on there, buddy
PixelArtDragon: You're doing fine overtaking on corners, but straightaways are where you really accel.
plummeting_sloth: nah, they just used a mushroom
Anubis169: you using the flappy-paddle gearbox?
RandomTrivia: Should be fine for time
TehAmelie: now all of chat doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion
Anubis169: yoooooooo you got the shifter?
Anubis169: nice!!
Anubis169: Don't Twitch and drive kids
Anubis169: (my fault)
Texan_Reverend: Thrustmaster TH8A with a tactile feedback mod and short throw kit.
RandomTrivia: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
PixelArtDragon: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Juliamon: rayfkDONT
gsyhiap: Always look at chat, never look at chat.
Juliamon: rayfkDont
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: Don't expose pigs to politics.
Anubis169: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your bone in the zone.
gsyhiap: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
Juliamon: argh, case sensitivity, my nemesis
JadedCynic: we're not helping! ralph_wigum.gif
TehAmelie: huh, should bones not be in the zone?
RandomTrivia: Not *all* the time
TehAmelie: we're just enjoying this chill drive through the countryside
RandomTrivia: Don't mind us, Ian. We'll just have distracting discussions that you should definitely ignore
TehAmelie: with minimal sibling fighting in the backseat
Electrodyne: Gant
PixelArtDragon: I don't believe you'd actually turn this care around if we're not quiet
RandomTrivia: Good save though
LordZarano: You should be going faster on some parts and slower on other, different parts Kappa
TehAmelie: ah, but he could turn chat off
TehAmelie: a fate worse than death
Electrodyne: We're picking up zero passengers, this is the strangest Crazy Taxi ever
TehAmelie: i don't think we're making even sane amounts of money either
Electrodyne: agreed
gsyhiap: This track sure is lumpy
cynimo: also I ahve never seen a cabbie with gloves so tylish
RandomTrivia: I'm sure I recognise that hill, I think we're going in circles! lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: actually, are there any virtual prize moneys on the line?
plummeting_sloth: nah, we're making plenty of money on endorsements. Lots of companies are paying us not to put their name on our car
RealGamerCow: I still question the gearbox, it seems that taking your hands off the wheel and the shift time would take more time than flappy paddles
RandomTrivia: But, and hear me out here, flappy paddles don't have the same *ca-chunk* haptic feedback that is so satisfying
PharaohBender27: About 5 minutes ago?
PixelArtDragon: About five minutes ago?
Texan_Reverend: Once LRRMans comes back around, I'll be really interested to see how the uninitiated respond to the more car-like wheel and pedals, even if they don't use the shifter.
ContingentCat: about 5 min ago?
RandomTrivia: About 5 minutes ago
Hexi_Lexi: about 5 minutes ago
Phailhammer: About five minutes ago. lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: Turns out Arm and Hammer actually saved money by sending us a check for a couple hundred than paying a lawyer to tell us to take their name off
Leonhart321: You'd be surprised just how many people prefer stick shift over flappy paddle
RandomTrivia: Oh good, we *ARE* that predictable
Caffine1138: Bout 5 Minutes ago !!!!!
TehAmelie: i just realized the dashboard gets blurry when we throw up g-forces. this can't be healthy
RandomTrivia: I'm just looking forward to a LRRMans where other people can take a turn driving
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, that's fair.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LUL
Leonhart321: Especially in the year of our Lord 2020.9
TehAmelie: is the queen the car?
Electrodyne: Tokyo Drifting it there
RandomTrivia: *boop*
Qvdv: keep it up, he said
plummeting_sloth: Well chief... i didn't keep it up
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Race completed! lrrHORN
gsyhiap: Didn't get lapped!
TehAmelie: *chants* didn't DNF!
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the bonus stream! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: DF? for Did Finish?
Electrodyne: Yay finish!
Mangledpixel: hehe, bottom
Texan_Reverend: Ian, the wedges will also help you bring the gas and brake out if plane with eachother, making heel-toe a bit easier.
Leonhart321: Not last, the true victory
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel nice
Texan_Reverend: out of*
Snowcookies: THanks for the stream
Leonhart321: Have fun
TehAmelie: it's been a. . .vroom
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the bonus Ian!
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Texan_Reverend: Ian, as to the speakers, I have an updated frame layout if you want to get those straightened out for use at some point.
gsyhiap subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
gsyhiap: I look forward to seeing more driving in the future
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TehAmelie: Ne Mans today
gsyhiap: next month!
Texan_Reverend: This stream was great, and it was terrific to see you having lots of fun with it.
plummeting_sloth: alright, time to start my lentil dal. Later all!
Phailhammer: cya :)
LordZarano: Thanks Ian! See you imminently!
Texan_Reverend: T I L - T Y DOT - H O U S E! Tilty hooousse!
Texan_Reverend: It scans.
PixelArtDragon: !讚拽讘专拽讗
PixelArtDragon: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always just dead here.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Woah PixelArtDragon, what were those characters?
TehAmelie: hebrew i thought
DarkMorford: Looks like Hebrew, I think
Koios7: yep, hebrew
PixelArtDragon: Yeah, I forgot that I had switched by keyboard before typing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh sweet
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
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MAPBoardgames: 41? Nice!
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Earthenone: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." 鈥擟ameron [2015-01-16]
LunarJade: hi!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: Hi Heather!
Hexi_Lexi: HEATHER!!! <3
pn55: lrrSIGNAL katesAir
CAKHost: Hello!
CAKHost: lrrSIGNAL !
RandomTrivia: I hear "Don"s and "Ka"s
TehAmelie: shalom
elah806: Years later what really stands out to me is that Cam needed to specify it was at a LAN party
LordZarano: lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: Interesting, I had to refresh for Twitch to let me do that again.
TehAmelie: Cam has at least two stories about sitting on his nuts. wild
LunarJade: Hope you're already for the destruction of Professor Subwya
elah806: If you find yourself doing that once generally you'll probably do it at least one other time
Juliamon: Well, the setting was important for the incident.
DarkMorford: @LunarJade But where will I get my delicious $5 foot-longs?
LordZarano: I assume I need to refresh to boost again?
xantos69: I don't know if I am just lucky, but I have never sat on mine. Perhaps Cam is just built different.
Juliamon: Almost blacking out at home? Whatever. Almost blacking out in front of your friends? Yikes.
CAKHost: Quiznos?
xantos69: Or maybe he just sits down wrong.
Juliamon: Maybe underwear styles affect the positioning
xantos69: @Juliamon That is a really good point. I hadn't considered that.
TehAmelie: i haven't done it either. and i've had an unconsciously antagonistic relationship with mine for 40 years
LunarJade: So much talk about elephants today in chat.
Hexi_Lexi: Elephants are wonderful and cute and deserve so much love
CAKHost: I'm trying to figured out where it came from.
Juliamon: Elephants and hot mics.
TehAmelie: remember The Elephant in the Room?
constablecrab: hawoo
CAKHost: I just refresh the page and boom! Elephants!
LunarJade: Mics are best hot
Hexi_Lexi: 5 ho-ot mics!
KBKarma: OK, that's professional as all hell.
gsyhiap: scorching mic CurseLit
TehAmelie: the stealth game where you are an elephant at a dinner party and you can't get acknowledged
DoppoBijou: Made it just in time!
KBKarma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
KBKarma: Awww yeah!
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TehAmelie: hi again!
JohnLockeCole: Hello Ian
Hexi_Lexi: hi ian and heather! <3
CAKHost: Hello, Ian!
JohnLockeCole: I haven't seen you stream in literal minutes
constablecrab: Bring out your dead!
CAKHost: Hello, Heather!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Phailhammer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PMAvers: Oh my god, that's Heather's music!
MAPBoardgames: I like Heather in Dice Friends.
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MidnighterKnight: lrrHEART
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CAKHost: Nice framing on the emojis team!
gsyhiap goes wild
TehAmelie: Parks & Rec
LordZarano: SNL?
Juliamon: SNL
Hexi_Lexi: "Who" for Dr Who
fcloud: buffy (the vampire slayer)
TehAmelie: it's Parks and Recreation :p
JohnLockeCole: Live with Regis and Kathy Lee just being called Live?
ArdCollider: B5.
constablecrab: Mando!
PixelArtDragon: BSG
MAPBoardgames: Who's Line?
lirazel64 waves at the rest of chat.
TehAmelie: nobody ever said F路R路I路E路N路D路S
constablecrab: Or M*A*S*H
vermilionmana: DBZ
Raiger: You've ruined the future? But why?
constablecrab: Pretty sure this universe was already ruined before we got here.