RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Race completed! lrrHORN
gsyhiap: Didn't get lapped!
TehAmelie: *chants* didn't DNF!
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the bonus stream! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: DF? for Did Finish?
Electrodyne: Yay finish!
Mangledpixel: hehe, bottom
Texan_Reverend: Ian, the wedges will also help you bring the gas and brake out if plane with eachother, making heel-toe a bit easier.
Leonhart321: Not last, the true victory
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel nice
Texan_Reverend: out of*
Snowcookies: THanks for the stream
Leonhart321: Have fun
TehAmelie: it's been a. . .vroom
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the bonus Ian!
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Texan_Reverend: Ian, as to the speakers, I have an updated frame layout if you want to get those straightened out for use at some point.
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gsyhiap: I look forward to seeing more driving in the future
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TehAmelie: Ne Mans today
gsyhiap: next month!
Texan_Reverend: This stream was great, and it was terrific to see you having lots of fun with it.
plummeting_sloth: alright, time to start my lentil dal. Later all!
Phailhammer: cya :)
LordZarano: Thanks Ian! See you imminently!
Texan_Reverend: T I L - T Y DOT - H O U S E! Tilty hooousse!
Texan_Reverend: It scans.
PixelArtDragon: !דקברקא
PixelArtDragon: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always just dead here.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Woah PixelArtDragon, what were those characters?
TehAmelie: hebrew i thought
DarkMorford: Looks like Hebrew, I think
Koios7: yep, hebrew
PixelArtDragon: Yeah, I forgot that I had switched by keyboard before typing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh sweet
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
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MAPBoardgames: 41? Nice!
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Earthenone: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
LunarJade: hi!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: Hi Heather!
Hexi_Lexi: HEATHER!!! <3
pn55: lrrSIGNAL katesAir
CAKHost: Hello!
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
CAKHost: lrrSIGNAL !
RandomTrivia: I hear "Don"s and "Ka"s
TehAmelie: shalom
elah806: Years later what really stands out to me is that Cam needed to specify it was at a LAN party
LordZarano: lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: Interesting, I had to refresh for Twitch to let me do that again.
TehAmelie: Cam has at least two stories about sitting on his nuts. wild
LunarJade: Hope you're already for the destruction of Professor Subwya
elah806: If you find yourself doing that once generally you'll probably do it at least one other time
Juliamon: Well, the setting was important for the incident.
DarkMorford: @LunarJade But where will I get my delicious $5 foot-longs?
LordZarano: I assume I need to refresh to boost again?
xantos69: I don't know if I am just lucky, but I have never sat on mine. Perhaps Cam is just built different.
Juliamon: Almost blacking out at home? Whatever. Almost blacking out in front of your friends? Yikes.
CAKHost: Quiznos?
xantos69: Or maybe he just sits down wrong.
Juliamon: Maybe underwear styles affect the positioning
xantos69: @Juliamon That is a really good point. I hadn't considered that.
TehAmelie: i haven't done it either. and i've had an unconsciously antagonistic relationship with mine for 40 years
LunarJade: So much talk about elephants today in chat.
Hexi_Lexi: Elephants are wonderful and cute and deserve so much love
CAKHost: I'm trying to figured out where it came from.
Juliamon: Elephants and hot mics.
TehAmelie: remember The Elephant in the Room?
constablecrab: hawoo
CAKHost: I just refresh the page and boom! Elephants!
LunarJade: Mics are best hot
Hexi_Lexi: 5 ho-ot mics!
KBKarma: OK, that's professional as all hell.
gsyhiap: scorching mic CurseLit
TehAmelie: the stealth game where you are an elephant at a dinner party and you can't get acknowledged
DoppoBijou: Made it just in time!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
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KBKarma: Awww yeah!
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TehAmelie: hi again!
JohnLockeCole: Hello Ian
Hexi_Lexi: hi ian and heather! <3
CAKHost: Hello, Ian!
JohnLockeCole: I haven't seen you stream in literal minutes
constablecrab: Bring out your dead!
CAKHost: Hello, Heather!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrIAN lrrHEATHER
Phailhammer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PMAvers: Oh my god, that's Heather's music!
MAPBoardgames: I like Heather in Dice Friends.
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MidnighterKnight: lrrHEART
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CAKHost: Nice framing on the emojis team!
gsyhiap goes wild
TehAmelie: Parks & Rec
LordZarano: SNL?
Juliamon: SNL
Hexi_Lexi: "Who" for Dr Who
fcloud: buffy (the vampire slayer)
TehAmelie: it's Parks and Recreation :p
JohnLockeCole: Live with Regis and Kathy Lee just being called Live?
ArdCollider: B5.
constablecrab: Mando!
PixelArtDragon: BSG
MAPBoardgames: Who's Line?
lirazel64 waves at the rest of chat.
TehAmelie: nobody ever said F·R·I·E·N·D·S
constablecrab: Or M*A*S*H
vermilionmana: DBZ
Raiger: You've ruined the future? But why?
constablecrab: Pretty sure this universe was already ruined before we got here.
KBKarma: A friend of mine got a new monitor so she could play this with the drum on her Switch.
Hexi_Lexi: im at the RPG. im at the rhythm game. im at the combination RPG and rhythm game
mercano82: Is it the Yakuza 7 of rhythm games?
constablecrab: Cyberninjas, knife bees, and sea slugs!
BlueChloroplast: ooh noodle drum!
Invitare: Nandai Bamco
Hexi_Lexi: bandaid noogie? :p
fcloud: Justing Beeber!
GDwarf: Waspinator, clearly
GDwarf: Hah
RandomTrivia: Nicely done
Juliamon: Waspn8r
TehAmelie: that's some solid licence plate coding
KBKarma: Where does Super Robot Wars stand with regard to their products.
fcloud: waspinatin the countryside, waspinatin the peasants
KBKarma: :O
GDwarf: ToS
Hexi_Lexi: @Juliamon YES
mercano82: The Waspinator is key to Heather's plan to take over the tri-state area.
Juliamon: NO
CAKHost: Wat!
fcloud: TOS
constablecrab: excuse?
KBKarma: *eyebrow waggle*
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
CAKHost: Context?
Hexi_Lexi: DO IT COWARD
Juliamon: CONTINUOUS
MAPBoardgames: Shove your hand into that box?
Juliamon: ENTHUSIASTIC
TheAinMAP: RPGEmpty
Juliamon: CONSENT
PixelArtDragon: I will not fear, fear is the mind killer
TehAmelie: man i hope Alex watches this
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
constablecrab: Can drums feel pain?
TehAmelie: you know how he feels about sexy boxes
PixelArtDragon: Look, you don't even have a gom jabbar at your throat!
KBKarma: @TehAmelie *An* Alex is watching this.
GDwarf: Unless you're a surgeon
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Koios7: succinHead
mercano82: What if you're a surgical oncologist?
LordZarano: Unless you are a qualified doctor
BlueChloroplast: katesSweat
RandomTrivia: benginWat benginWat benginWat
Hexi_Lexi: unless youre a medical professional
Juliamon: If you're a surgeon you should still be using tools in there
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote mimic
LRRbot: Quote #256: "Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?" —Adam [2015-05-09]
Hexi_Lexi: i refuse to get over the fact that Cleopatra has a stand
TehAmelie: can you feel how sharp my teeth is? i'm worried they don't feel sharp
KBKarma: An angry anchor.
Invitare: scorpions have very high charisma
Earthenone: usualy the frog, so it can drown
KBKarma: Are there like fifty people hanging around in the party?
Earthenone: the party is huge
KBKarma: Oh! Sea Butterfly!
fancymelibe: oh man, scorpion but with hands is a great idea
constablecrab: O was stepping on scorpions today in Diablo 2.
RandomTrivia: D'awww, Rose has the comically oversized hammer :D
KBKarma: Hearts aren't normally shy.
RandomTrivia: Comically oversized hammers are great
MAPBoardgames: katesBonk
fcloud: this is a pretty jrpg level
DarkMorford: Rose has learned a new skill: [Tsundere]!
graal_smith: Saitama Saitama F.O.E!
constablecrab: The Shy'ning
fancymelibe: I want to eat this jello
CAKHost: Space Jelly?
fcloud: oh look, you're battling all of time and space
KBKarma: Take it from someone who is *very* aware of his heart.
Hexi_Lexi: were literally fighting THE UNIVERSE ITSELF
MAPBoardgames: It's not great on normal, either.
DoppoBijou: Aaaah! It's that Jello-Mono hybrid again!
RandomTrivia: Does "all of time and space" include us?
RandomTrivia: Does this set of all sets include itself?
KBKarma: GIVE IT TIME, IAN.
graal_smith: "Thank goodness no-one wants to talk to us." I'm getting High school Flashbacks
DarkMorford: Gambling? I'm in!
BlueChloroplast: it is an awesome mech'
Bionull: I've been ignoring this stream till now thinking the adventure part was just LRR being cute. I did not know this was possible.
Juliamon: yeah, it's Baymax but with Buzz's colorscheme
TehAmelie: if you punched out the universe in a moment of scale changing weirdness, would relativity mean you wouldn't see any effects of it inside the visible universe in your lifetime?
RandomTrivia: Any mech can be palette-swapped, with sufficiently large quantities of paint
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
RandomTrivia: nice
Juliamon: RandomTrivia And LEDs
DarkMorford: 🔥
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, those are just as important
JohnLockeCole: oh no Skeletor died
MAPBoardgames: Made from pure McGuffinium
KBKarma: Skeltor is made of dead.
TehAmelie: are they just gundamium golems
constablecrab: Gunobtanium
Earthenone: its made of plavosky particles
graal_smith: Heather doesn't have a Deskanium Desk?
KBKarma: Veryobtainium?
Mangledpixel: Dalek are made from Dalekanium
fancymelibe: Come to Gundamania
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Bionull: My desk needs the ZERO system
RandomTrivia: Welp
TehAmelie: i read somewhere the secret to making self-replicating machines is finding the right complexity of components so you can have about twenty different modules that recombine into everything you need. . .
Hexi_Lexi: welp
saltius11: F
KBKarma: GAME OVER.
PMAvers: That's... possible?
KBKarma: NO MORE GAME.
TehAmelie: gundams made of simple gundamium would be very streamlined that way
fcloud: gundamania! sunday sunday sunday
TehAmelie: ooh gundamania is good
TehAmelie: have they used that in some gundam wrestling thing? they must have
KBKarma: Katsu don?
BlueChloroplast: maybe I can't tell if it is chicken
GamemasterAnth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
GamemasterAnth: Ah yes...a game where you die if you have no groove...
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Earthenone: you might want to heal between fights here
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Ramen Bowl only does so much
fcloud: don katsu, tatsujin no godfather
KBKarma: lrrAWESOME
RandomTrivia: Character too lorge, pls move
RandomTrivia: Hammer time!
TehAmelie: the Wright brothers are a single average sized character? now i'm curious about this size system
Mangledpixel: touch the screen. It is warm. Like flesh. But it is not flesh. Not yet.
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Pretty sure you just put the small one on top of the bigger one's shoulders
KBKarma: The thing about this game that distresses me is that it cuts the tracks short. :(
fancymelibe: hey, is there supposed to be a wierd pitch bend to the music right now, or am I hearing things?
Earthenone: !card mecha-godzilla
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mangledpixel: fancymelibe that sometimes happens on Twitch, it's a compression issue
RandomTrivia: @fancymelibe Sometimes if your stream gets behind it will stretch the content to catch up without missing any out
fancymelibe: ah, alright then, thanks for clearing that up! I was worried I was having brain problems haha
KBKarma: I briefly saw someone's stream and they were arguing with someone who kept watching their stream and telling them they needed to get a compressor.
RandomTrivia: Aww, I was rather enjoying that rendition of Summer
TehAmelie: omg it's Mr Fish
RandomTrivia: Dargon Fish!
fancymelibe: Nobunga???
KBKarma: It's a Japanese game that involves time travel. Ergo, it has Nobunaga.
TehAmelie: wait now i remember this stage from Mass Effect. it's going to get stormed by large headed alien cyborgs soon
Mangledpixel: nonsense story, and a villain whose logo is clearly based off of that of Subway
Unpronounceable: Did Ian forget to tweet again?
RandomTrivia: Very possibly
Earthenone: why would ian tweet silly
KBKarma: GET THE CHEST!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for Rhythm Cafe! | Ian and Heather are on the edge of victory, and the cusp of starting a new story. Time for Taiko no Tatsujin Rhythmic Adventure! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Euye0l0VgAE2Kx_.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1363647987860213763
Juliamon: 100%
RandomTrivia: It was fantastic
xantos69: Communication on its own is never the problem. Only some kinds of communication can be a problem.
KBKarma: I have not seen that bird. :(
RandomTrivia: benginOh benginNo
DarkMorford: Yandere creepy doll...
fcloud: dont forget the chainsaw, thats a key component
KBKarma: And there's a creepy doll That always follows you...
KBKarma: If the doll steals the target's wallet, then it can be *very* profitable.
DarkMorford: Hm, I'm pretty sure I prefer the Roselia cover of this song...
jessieimproved: It's a creepy doll, with a broken eye, that's always...watching...you
SnivianMoon: Selling haunted dolls is really expensive. The real estate costs are the worst - Your whole shop has to disappear after every sale!
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Juliamon: You aren't a dog
Ingavar_Khaos: anybody else trying to phantom play along?
KBKarma: @jessieimproved It's got a pretty mouth To swallow you whole...
RandomTrivia: Ian you are not elderly, stop trying that
lirazel64: This old lady concurs!
lirazel64: x2flowPizzaBagel x2flowPizzaBagel x2flowPizzaBagel
KBKarma: Elderly robot bird gives The Book of Ambush. :|
HeirSquared: Does anyone else really love Don-chan? Like, a LOT
TehAmelie: lrrHAM bush yes pls
JohnLockeCole: Book of HAMbush
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
constablecrab: Maybe it's time to start equipping all these books and tails and other nonsense we keep getting?
KBKarma: lrrHAM of lrrHAM bush
KBKarma: @constablecrab don't be silly.
KBKarma: They must be hoarded, and never looked at.
SnivianMoon: "Now I asked the man at the store, and he said this was the one you'd want..."
gualdhar: Careful on your naming Ian, Rudy Giuliani might show up
breadisbest1: get me a shrubbery or I will say nee at you
johkmil subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
johkmil: Attitude Era!
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HeirSquared: Oh, I love this song!
LunarRai: Teenagers in a coma aren't teenagers with attitude
RandomTrivia: "It's for a bit!"
constablecrab: Alpha, delete my google search history!
KBKarma: Teens with attitude kinda grow on trees in the 90s.
TehAmelie: i need several teens. i have to mold their minds and bodies into, um, damn, i can hear it now too
niccus: zordon, as a virtual being in a tube, is the first vtuber
Mangledpixel: fun fact: only one of the actors who played the original Power Rangers was actually a teenager when they filmed the pilot episode, and by the time the episode aired he had had his 20th birthday
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
DarkMorford: But Zordon, why does the flute sound like a trumpet?
HeirSquared: @niccus That's an extremely astute bservation
LunarRai: Uhh, hollywood, do you know what a teenager is?
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
TehAmelie: little monsters with terrible child labor law protections
constablecrab: Like a timestone cowboy...
Invitare: thyme heals all wounds
LunarRai: What do you mean? It takes time to digest your food, after all
Invitare: it's medicinal
PMAvers: There's only one time, and it's mail. We don't need more delays on it's return.
TehAmelie: (in Hollywood's point of view)
johkmil: It sounds like Inspector Gadget is going to stop Ian soon.
PMAvers: So instead of bad Professor Subway, he becomes Good Professor Penn Station?
TehAmelie: i'm almost positive Dr Claw never actually gets stopped. TV shows never had finales until like, Scrubs
KBKarma: Oh no, they all look sickly.
CaptainSpam: They have to team up to fight their common enemy: The villainous Dr. Quizno.
KBKarma: Oh hey. They disappeared.
HeirSquared: I love how Don-chan adds a don at the end of all their sentences
KBKarma: Must have been pushed off the platform.
TehAmelie: eef it with your teef
RandomTrivia: Eeeeeeeeee smol Subway is so damn adorable
CaptainSpam: God of Sandwiches!
1ug1a: "I will, in fact, become God" is the best quote
BrowneePoints: No, I want money, to punch God with
PMAvers: I dunno, I want money now.
Snowcookies: oh is that who that kid is?
RandomTrivia: To be fair, one of the best lines in written fiction is "I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Ages"
CaptainSpam: "And I will classify this hot dog... AS A SANDWICH!!!"
SnivianMoon: Time to attack and dethrone Subway
TehAmelie: can God make a sandwich with too much sugar to be called a sandwich and still pass it off as a sandwich?
1ug1a: Time to dine
KBKarma: @RandomTrivia So looking forward to the last book of the second trilogy.
TehAmelie: wait, Subway already really does that
RandomTrivia: @KBKarma Cannot wait
RandomTrivia: Ahhhh where did our barlines go?! He stole the barlines!
RandomTrivia: What is this, Satie?
RandomTrivia: Oh there they are
KBKarma: HE KILLED NOBUNAGA. THE TIMELINE IS IRREVOCABLE!
RandomTrivia: Victory!
KBKarma: Stage 2!
Snowcookies: WooT1
TehAmelie: time paradox!
RandomTrivia: 70 is not zero!
KBKarma: Oh wow. So close.
CaptainSpam: Have you eefed the freef?
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
TehAmelie: things are over. only verbs now
johkmil: “How can this be, I cannot lose” is the most villain line ever.
DeM0nFiRe: "Can I at least have stuff?" -- Prof. Timedyne, probably
KBKarma: "That deplorable timeline!"
RandomTrivia: Oh no, 100% of his power!
RandomTrivia: UH
Snowcookies: Goku?
KBKarma: CODE ONE WINGED ANGEL!
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, now we're doing One Winged Angel nonsense
TehAmelie: Jared?
KBKarma: Called it!
CaptainSpam: This is in DIRECT violation of the Subway franchising agreement!
TehAmelie: he has become Dr Mechasubway
1ug1a: time to dine (again)
Earthenone: its not a JRPG if you dont kill god
TehAmelie: part subway franchise, part actual subway
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone And then god's second form
KBKarma: @CaptainSpam He's gone BEYOND Subway franchise laws!
KBKarma: Where he's going, he's almost... beyond Subway Corporate.
constablecrab: Are we fighting Subwayroth?
CaptainSpam: @KBKarma You don't mean... he's a shareholder now?!?
RandomTrivia: @constablecrab PERFECTION
KBKarma: @CaptainSpam Possibly even... *MAJORITY*
CaptainSpam: Is this the first time you ever lost a fight in this game?
BrowneePoints: Okay the tempo changes are a bit brutal
RandomTrivia: We lost a fight about half an hour ago
TehAmelie: when Subway corporation tried to legally become a person, Professor Subway went the other direction: to illegally become an abstract corporate entity
Earthenone: want to use every item on bebemdum?
RandomTrivia: Oh nooooo
KBKarma: Right. Bed time for me. I've not slept in... ummm... over a day, I think.
KBKarma: Enjoy all!
Earthenone: you need to pee on the taxi to have it remember you
PMAvers: Well, for like five minutes until you get to the BUSINESS ZONE
fcloud: stick your hand in the taxi's mouth. it will sample your dna
Earthenone: probobly only one of them is a mimic
Earthenone: and mimics are just XP chests :)
constablecrab: A different costume might help for the boss fight since you heal anyway.
BrowneePoints: Oh it's that song from that gross anime!
HeirSquared: Oooh, I still haven't played Yakuza 7....
HeirSquared: I need to get on tha train
BrowneePoints: The Yakuza director is also a well known Dragon Quest fanboy
RandomTrivia: Yeah that one was WEIRD
HeirSquared: A lot of Japanese people hold Dragon Quest very dear to their hearts
TehAmelie: the diaper dungeon, most fearsome of all trials
PMAvers: There's the movies as well.
Garry_Guyface: Gotta be Miku
Earthenone: hatsune?
Garry_Guyface: oh no
RandomTrivia: Welp
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hey Ian/Chat, I have access to yakuzas 0-5, should I just start with 0?
Unpronounceable: Yeah, 0 is a good place to start
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Thanks
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
couldntpickausername: starting with 0 will be very unpopular with ancient romans at least
Unpronounceable: :v
JohnLockeCole: Start With Zero, Be Really Into Majima by the start of One
TehAmelie: it's true, in the invention of numbers, zero came very late
BrowneePoints: Kaguya
couldntpickausername: Sailor Moon
BrowneePoints: Chang'e
couldntpickausername: name them Serena
Earthenone: does this use its weird feet to make mochi on the moon?
Ingavar_Khaos: @couldntpickausername speaking of sailor moon, theres a phone number you can call 24/7 that let's you listen to an episode of sailor moon
Bellpei: I hope it's the DiC dub.
TehAmelie: the language of anime?!
RandomTrivia: LUL
DoppoBijou: the8bitLUL the8bitLUL the8bitLUL
HeirSquared: Oh, that's almost as good as that one telephone number you can call anytime to listen to "A Cruel Angel's Thesis"
RealGamerCow: I honestly didn't know what mic he was offscreen on
Ingavar_Khaos: english
MechaGai: Eyyyy congrats to Taiko no Tatsujin on 20 years today.
wynternyghtynggale: questsChaos
BrowneePoints: When creepy men hit on your in bars give them the sailor moon number
1ug1a: wow 20 years?
BrowneePoints: hit on you*
1ug1a: wild
GredGredmansson: I was introduced to it from Law & Order
MechaGai: Yeah to the day.
TehAmelie: it would cost me like $5 to listen to a 20 minute TV show on the phone. seems like a bad deal
GredGredmansson: thought my TV was on the fritz
Earthenone: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Easilycrazyhat: Oh no. The person paying for the line had the costs increase over 10x after mention it on twitter recently. Oof.
Ingavar_Khaos: im gonna go listen to a sailor moon episode during break lol
TehAmelie: oh if you want something to do for five minutes, i can recommend staring at this picture https://i.imgur.com/pMJNlMB.jpg
Dog_of_Myth: @TehAmelie Don't put that evil on me again...
Ingavar_Khaos: if you press * and then 2, it'll play an episode in japanese instead
TehAmelie: "what are they talking about? is that someone crouched over behind the. . .wait, why is there four bottles? is this some photoshop junk?"
RealGamerCow: oh hey, this game is on sale
Easilycrazyhat: Actually, I misread. Their costs increased by like, 3600x.
TehAmelie: yooo
LordZarano: That's good camo
fcloud: rhythmasts? sounds like a painful operation
fcloud: surgically remove all the rhythm
Rynehawk: is it ok to start here or will i be confused by the cerebral plot?
fcloud: no, you need to play 1-6 to even have a chance of understanding the plot
TehAmelie: the plot is a lot of things but
LordZarano: How strong is the entire universe?
Rynehawk: well heck
RandomTrivia: Also, Demon Train's sprite looks amazing
asthanius: Cleopatra’s skill should be kept in mind
asthanius: It reduces damage you took
JonnyGlitch: MoO? Masters of Orion?
1MGSpiral: I haven't played rhythm games outside of rhythm heaven DS and Wii, is this any fun?
JonnyGlitch: also, henlo everyone
TacitusVigil: Remember, the answer to all your problems isn't always Nobunaga, Ian lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Hey there JonnyGlitch
Earthenone: also remember to equip new drum parts
niccus: are these just infinitely stackable? do they imply that some hardcore gamer would feed party members to cap?
fcloud: SYWS, rolls right off the tongue
Earthenone: i assume they stack forever, a lot of old school jrpgs had consumable stat items like that
RandomTrivia: Doggo
RealGamerCow: Yeah, holy crap, this game is 70% off right now, $15
RealGamerCow: wait, no, thats another game. This one is $35
Earthenone: remember the other spirit
Earthenone: its 5 levels per
Earthenone: hyper spirit i belive was the name? a ball with a face sprite
MAPBoardgames: Oh dear.
RandomTrivia: oh no
MAPBoardgames: How much did that hat cost? A Buck?
CAKHost: That's so weird. I love it
PMAvers: So which of the Wright brothers ended up moving to Japan, and their grand-son ended up becoming a lawyer?
DarkMorford: @MAPBoardgames It set us back a good bit of doe
MAPBoardgames: Thank you Morford.
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, phase 2!
CAKHost: I want to imagine that mini don is higher pitch in everything. Including da beats
MAPBoardgames: Time to Dine... on Subway
CaptainSpam: Subway: Eat Time
JohnLockeCole: That regen actually does seem somewhat relevant at this point
MAPBoardgames: The deckbox only heals 4HP per hit. Doesn't seem worth.
CAKHost: It's a bar race peep!
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the Wright brothers!
RandomTrivia: WAT
RandomTrivia: PARDOn
rasterscan: Wow.
rasterscan: Uh.
CAKHost: WAT
JohnLockeCole: Ahem
RandomTrivia: That happened
SnivianMoon: The heck was that?!
legiondivided: ha what
rasterscan: What the fuck is with this difficulty spike?
JohnLockeCole: lrrNOPE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
rasterscan: Or is this just a flat out difficulty cliff?
ArdCollider: spouse and I both went "okay, this is terrible" simultaneously watching that bit
GredGredmansson: Or is that just a "took too long, now die" situation?
CAKHost: Sir, you are not supposed to mess with the speed slider
niccus: not enough dps...
CaptainSpam: "Okay, Professor Subway, as a god, please explain your ridiculous getup here. What is this, a pneumatic clock?"
JohnLockeCole: WHAT NOW
RandomTrivia: Huh.
SnackPak_: huh
CaptainSpam: Welp.
GredGredmansson: oh wow it WAS
Snowcookies: wow
Ingavar_Khaos: EXCUSE YOU?!
MAPBoardgames: Right. We'll call it a draw.
DoppoBijou: exCUESE ME?
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rasterscan: Oh my god.
rasterscan: Highlights.
GredGredmansson: there's a TIME LIMIT
CaptainSpam: Well, lrrEFF you, too, game.
RandomTrivia: Pardonfuck?
rasterscan: Guaranteed.
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Bellpei: WTF, mate.
CAKHost: What do you want from us game?!
Earthenone: i guess we want a dps specced party now that we have easy mode to stay alive
JonnyGlitch: didn't you just fix that chair?
SnivianMoon: That seems like a WEIRD thing to put in a final boss fight.
legiondivided: perfect fight or no fight?
PMAvers: I guess that was the enrage timer?
Bellpei: Dakka Dakka Dakka.
constablecrab: Meter is more charged now though.
MAPBoardgames: Need Moar Dakka!
Everspace: The universe doesn't hit very hard it seems.
RandomTrivia: Mostly empty space I guess
JohnLockeCole: Miku?
Earthenone: the universe hit harder before we changed dificultys :P
RandomTrivia: The odds of anything in the universe hitting anything else in the universe are pretty low, as it turns out
ArcOfTheConclave: Usagi stronger than the universe? this is sailor moon!
CAKHost: Or a draw. Which sounds like a middle ground but no progress is made so it is still a loss :T
MAPBoardgames: This song is like all the worst parts of dubstep.
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: great job Ian
CAKHost: Progress!
Dog_of_Myth: Awww no draw....
Juliamon: You don't get any loot?? Not even the timestone???
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Victory! lrrHORN
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
Everspace: Why is it "Time to Dine" instead of "Time to Dyne"?
MAPBoardgames: Prof. Subway isn't the only one with time powers.
Earthenone: beacuse you eat fresh, not eat frysh
RandomTrivia: Big Button ex Machina?
Everspace: Sybway, Eyt Frysh
voslan: Or... Chessy Bread
voslan: Cheesy Bread*
RandomTrivia: HEATHER NO!
PMAvers: "Meatball with a bit of Parmesan and oregano sprinkled on it"
Bellpei: If she doesn't get this sandwhich she'll starve!
GredGredmansson: and, then, EEEEEEEEVIL
CAKHost: Where did that involve you turning into an angel-god-thing-coming-out-of-a-clock, sir?
lasersuit: sadwiches
MAPBoardgames: She reached OT, then it was sudden death.
Earthenone: she will die in 358/2 days
Dog_of_Myth: Eat fresh or your mother dies?
Rynehawk: why are the rootbeer barrels talking, and why do they look like they're watermelon flavored?
Earthenone: we can take her out back to the dinosaur past and put her out of her misery?
RandomTrivia: Let's just steal the child and comfort him for a while
Rynehawk: side note: This may be the greatest love story ever told
niccus: so when are we going to break it to nobunaga and marie antoinette
CAKHost: YES
Snowcookies: lmao Heather
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GredGredmansson: wait, we can do that?
CAKHost: That's better than whatever this time stone stuff is!
RandomTrivia: LUL
fcloud: it's a lot BREADer
Earthenone: thanks talking dinosaur
PMAvers: "Yeah, especially with all the stupid shonen fighting!"
GredGredmansson: huh, guess everyone in the 1910s really did talk that like
RandomTrivia: Najimu's smile melts my cold dead heart.
DocTie: the way of the wraps?
DarkMorford: Bread? No, we'll save Mom through the power of DRUGS!
PMAvers: And the universe shatters from the paradox
CaptainSpam: "I'm rooting for you, boy, you need to *explicitly* create a paradox and apparently erase me from existence by making different decisions than I did."
GredGredmansson: so, this whole game is basically the Lucca sidequest from Chrono Trigger?
Juliamon: GredGredmansson I mean, Lucca was one of Timedyne's flunkies
niccus: the single festival that will happen in all of time
GredGredmansson: @Juliamon I need to check out the rest of this then
GredGredmansson: oh wow she is
Juliamon: (not literally but, well, LOOK AT HER)
RandomTrivia: Why are we endangering the fabric of spacetime like this?!
MAPBoardgames: Ticky doesn't get involved. He just likes to Watch.
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames benginFingers
Dog_of_Myth: @MAPBoardgames LUL
GredGredmansson: look, the timeline can stand to be broken for another 3 hours or so
PMAvers: "Some English guy in a blue box showed up and started yelling at us."
wynternyghtynggale: this is my favorite retelling of Bill and Ted
CAKHost: NO
Bellpei: Hand in mouth is DENTIST
PMAvers: We Final Fantasy 4 now
RandomTrivia: We have TIME TRAVEL, we can put him back whenever he needs to be!
PMAvers: "Oh no one of the fireworks went back in time through a portal and set California on fire!"
wynternyghtynggale: I heard breader
fcloud: definitely breader
CAKHost: I heard breader too
GredGredmansson: so who are the pirates
CAKHost: But my brain might not good time.
Earthenone: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
RandomTrivia: Alright, dump them all back when they came from
GredGredmansson: "This is so exciting, I'm really losing my head over this"
Dog_of_Myth: Time for the mind wipes everybody!
fcloud: lucky thing mario antoinette speaks japanese
MAPBoardgames: The voice acting is the best part of Rhythm Cafe.
RandomTrivia: Everyone into the hole!
asddsa28: no dont
Bellpei: I'll decide my own future... with GUNS!
CaptainSpam: Oh god. We're MONSTERS.
RandomTrivia: Uh oh. Nobody tell her
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
fragilepaper: No guarantee you will get back to the right time zone Mhahaha
RandomTrivia: Goodbye, fluffy dino friend
PMAvers: "I mean, now that I know everyone loves festivals, I can buy everyone some cakes! That'll make everyone happy!"
GredGredmansson: and who are you two? couldn't get any actual pirates?
PMAvers: "So many natives to murder!"
Bellpei: Wait Chris is Christopher Columbus?
RandomTrivia: Time to try defying gravity?
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Cheezmo: djyukkHype bonk that drum
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GredGredmansson: there's always that guy who leaves last
Juliamon: Why do you still EXIST
Bellpei: Sorry about going all one winged angel on you. My bad.
RandomTrivia: "Sorry I tried to kill you as a Time-Angel-Demon-Monstrosity"
CAKHost: Tell your past-self to not spend so much time on making an icon instead of trying to save your mom
zed_alpha: "Look, who here, in a moment of weakness, hasn't tried to kill all your acquaintances in a fit of Time Madness? Just, just a quick show of hands, who here can truly be called innocent?" ... "What are you doing, put your hands down..."
PMAvers: "I need to go to Hello Work and talk to the lady there to class change."
CaptainSpam: "Hey, what about your lackey squad? Do they get to say any-" "Nah, they're fine. Bye!"
GredGredmansson: did someone say "Mother's Death?"
RandomTrivia: If PMD2 taught us anything, it's that time-travel duplicates aren't dangerous and can exist safely
rasterscan: HOLD ON.
RandomTrivia: Welp
1ug1a: ?????????
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1ug1a: oh my god????
Ingavar_Khaos: the paradox this created!
fcloud: i bet oldmom could really go for a sandwich
GredGredmansson: wait, how old are they?
Everspace: Age: Old and Very Old
fcloud: this is a special long-duration time gate
Juliamon: Silver is his natural hair colour, so he's probably what, early 40's
GredGredmansson: at this point, the mother is living with HIM. It's not that strange
Earthenone: do you know what the cost of living is on THE MOON
CAKHost: So this whole time...you could have just used the time stone to tell your past-self mom's dying, try to find a cure and you didn't have to become some god thing to do that!
GredGredmansson: @CAKHost yeah, imagine
zed_alpha: Yes, yes, future events will affect you who live in the future.
niccus: a real wisconsin goodbye
RandomTrivia: Got there!
Snowcookies: Finally!
RandomTrivia: One down, one to go!
GredGredmansson: "Where Are They Now?" They're all dead
CaptainSpam: Huh, they actually DID just ditch the lackey squad without so much as a last word.
Everspace: What about the Post Game Content
Rynehawk: bread is medcine
Bellpei: Remember kids, just say no to bread. Use medicine.
CAKHost: I have this feeling now that JRPGs are just "Well, we have kind of written ourselves into this role of making people fight gods in our games, so I guess we have to keep doing that now and forever"
LordZarano: "Please roll credits" certainly makes a change from recent highlights
fcloud: what about the dlc? what about the superhard extra dungeon
RandomTrivia: Time travel is just an anachronism generator
zed_alpha: All these end credit vignettes show like...more interesting potential games. Can we go back to the hot fox dinosaur people and play *that* game?
GredGredmansson: hey there's lackey squad
Juliamon: I'm glad Pietro's future seems to accept them for who they are
MAPBoardgames: TD has naturally silver hair
Earthenone: look when you use timetravel, medicine advances a lot
Snowcookies: How many games in this series?
GredGredmansson: yeah, the past kid was still from the future, right?
CAKHost: Making sure the timeline does timey things?
CaptainSpam: So next week we'll get to whatever the next completely bonkers world is.
QuietJay: post credit scene?
GredGredmansson: We are literally drums, brother. It is our destiny
fcloud: time for us to take down this entire festival set ourselves
MAPBoardgames: NG+?
RandomTrivia: I guess there's no postgame then
RandomTrivia: Oh this is Phase 1...
asthanius: T I M E L O O P
Bellpei: That's right campers, on nights just like this one you can hear Taiko on the winds.
lirazel64: Yeah, it sounds like corn.
GredGredmansson: ah one of those deals
CaptainSpam: Ian! You've doomed us to a stable time loop!
GredGredmansson: no postgame
fcloud: professor subway! i've come to bargain
Earthenone: to be fair with a free play mode and a second game includedd, dont really need postgame
wynternyghtynggale: I remember nothing
Rynehawk: push the button frank
MAPBoardgames: Throw the lever, Cronk!
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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zed_alpha: Push Frank's buttons, lever the Cronk.
CaptainSpam: It's Escape from Tarkov, not Vacationing in Tarkov.
Bellpei: They seem to be enjoying it.
PMAvers: And then on Wednesday... Garfield Kart?
MAPBoardgames: It's a funny game...
Earthenone: 4 is the start of the action game era
zed_alpha: On a scale of 1 to Yakuza, how many games are there in Resident Evil?
iris_of_ether: Oh NO
RandomTrivia: Oh boy!
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
RandomTrivia: I have no idea what that is!
CaptainSpam: This was inevitable. It was fortold.
kamelion84: wat
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sorry, Garf Kart!?
RandomTrivia: It looks cool!
Snowcookies: I can't wait
DeM0nFiRe: Garfield Kart is the real reason you had to get your wheel upgraded, right?
Earthenone: will your wheel be compatible?
iris_of_ether: This is going to be very silly and I am here for it
RandomTrivia: Gotta get that wheel!
MAPBoardgames: The best racing game, everl. EVER.
TheAwkes: I have Garfield Cart. It's not good, but it's a surprisingly competent cart racer.
Ivalenz_: !yt
Ivalenz_: !youtubr
Ivalenz_: I give up. lolx
Bellpei: !youtube
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !patreon
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kamelion84: lol
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the Spokesman is spreading!
Ivalenz_: !homestreams
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RandomTrivia: Overcompensated a bit there LUL
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
xantos69: cheer50 Bits!
RandomTrivia: Sometimes you die even if you *DO* have groove!
MidnighterKnight: I just love to tie and twist tounges with abominable abnormal alliteration.
RandomTrivia: Da bits! Da bits! Da bits are on fire!
BlueChloroplast: :D @MidnighterKnight
Snowcookies: Oh my
Rynehawk: medicine good; bread bad
MAPBoardgames: Medicine > Sammich
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Bye
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
DarkMorford: Drugs > Bread
Phailhammer: cya :)
RandomTrivia: Thanks Ian! Thanks Heather! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LunarJade: Thanks for hanging out with us everyone! lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
TheDailyMapleSyrup: night paul