Dice Friends || ALIEN: First Law

 Snowcookies: bring harm to human
 DigitalSeahorse: time for me to grab food hoping I can forget about a lack of having a read receipt
Metric_Furlong: locate and acquire the harm, then transport it to your nearest human
 NightValien28: here's your 
 Snowcookies: Is harm a hot dog or a snadwich?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Harmburger.
 MAPBoardgames: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m from now).
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 PopeWorldbuild: Soon
 DarkMorford: Whoo!
Metric_Furlong: Snowcookies it's a hot dog sandwich
 Snowcookies: Yay aliens
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yaliens.
Metric_Furlong: Yalie- dammit Arclight
 Snowcookies: The point of Alien is to cheer for the aliens, yes?
 xantos69: @Snowcookies Yes. They are the title character. Just like Terminator.
Metric_Furlong: Snowcookies well, they can't hear you even if you do but that doesn't mean it isn't
 MAPBoardgames: Been on a Heat Death rewatch. I gotta say that First Law is shaping up to be even better.
 DeM0nFiRe: Talk of bringing ham to humans reminded me of the DB2020 hamfather return
 beckett_brass: Hello.
Metric_Furlong: DeM0nFiRe tbh, The Harmfather would only require a fairly small change
Metric_Furlong: just remove the meat
Metric_Furlong: he could keep the knife
 DeM0nFiRe: Heh
  Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
Metric_Furlong: hello sarah
 DeM0nFiRe: With the recepients politely, quietly accepting the harm when offered
 beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde Hello
 TemporallyAwry: !time
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 TemporallyAwry: Cool  just in time.
Estyl_: yo
 serramarkov: Made it!
 Arclight_Dynamo begins firehosing chat with spray cheese
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Metric_Furlong: why?!
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks i just got here and why am i covered with cheese
 beckett_brass: @Arclight_Dynamo Om nom
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's vaguely-edible *and* sticky!
 beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus Because we like tasteful jokes.
 DiscordianTokkan: OK, but, is it GOOD spray cheese?
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 ButButTheJesus: @beckett_brass OH U
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 serramarkov: Hey, that substance is not allowed on Corvinec! (Please give me more!)
 DiscordianTokkan:   
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 MAPBoardgames:   
Metric_Furlong: DiscordianTokkan I'm not sure that exists
Estyl_: woo we live
 PharaohBender27:  !
Metric_Furlong: also, signal
 RandomTrivia:  !
 RandomTrivia: Good evening friends!
 ButButTheJesus: anyway I just came from Raccoon City, I sure hope this space station is safer
 ContingentCat:    
 beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia hello
 MAPBoardgames: I'm so excited. I popped out chat and mainscreened the stream!
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  Juliamon: And now I remember I have cheese sticks in the fridge because dad wasn't looking at the bag and bought Cabot Seriously Sharp sticks instead of string cheese
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join @alexsteacy, @apsalar, @goatprince and @AndrewCownden as @UnarmedOracle puts them to the test in ALIEN: First Law - Session 2 http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eu31aWEVEAMdosu.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1364017789648867335
  Juliamon: I dunno how he fucked that up but I'm glad for it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, nice @Juliamon
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Metric_Furlong: ButButTheJesus good news, we're on a planet which is therefore even safer than a space station due to the lack of hard vacuum
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 Ba_Dum_Tish: @Juliamon Sharp enough to be a tasty katana?
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 Bluedevyl: 23 moths? That's too many moths! Oh wait...
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  Juliamon: Maybe
 ButButTheJesus: @Metric_Furlong oh a planet! nothing could go wrong there!
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Metric_Furlong: just remembered I have channel points
squared_waffle: Try
  Juliamon: Use 'em up folks
 Gnyrinn: What are these points?
 kalira77: what are we using points for?
  ritchards: !show
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 MAPBoardgames: How many people in chat could complete the boost challenge by themselves if it would let them?
 TheMerricat: on mobile atm, we got something channel point related going on?
 RandomTrivia: LRRfine
Estyl_: is everything fine?
  Juliamon: We have a boostie going
 ButButTheJesus: 
 rendelnep: the ones we never use and just keep building up..
 PharaohBender27: 
 lirazel64: I'm on my phone. Can I even do the boost challenge?
 kalira77: oh a boost thing? yep, mobile twitch strikes again
 RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, best get those in before we start and chat needs to be usable
 serramarkov: 
  Sarah_Serinde: If chat hits the goal within the timeline, Twitch promotes LRR more, so that people see the channel in places like their recommended streams
 Snowcookies: 
 Ba_Dum_Tish: Our androids are always fine, our humans on the other hand are less so
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Estyl_: 
 TheMerricat: you can't on phone @lirazel64
spiffinn: hype!
Metric_Furlong: MAPBoardgames well, I could get us 10% of the way there and I don't even watch all that many streams so you probably wouldn't need many of us
 DigitalSeahorse: pls brain stop associating music with painful events
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 MAPBoardgames: @Metric_Furlong I could do 25%
 PharaohBender27: Evening,  ,  ,  , Andy,  , and of course  !
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, Paul's looking sleek.
 RandomTrivia: 
 ButButTheJesus: feed your local Cam!
 xantos69: 50 Hello LRR Squad! Glad to see you! Also glad to feed a Cam!
 RandomTrivia: We did this?! Ah crud, I made a mess again
 DiscordianTokkan: Meat Exosuit for a skeleton
 vellebastet: Hello all!
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 Ba_Dum_Tish: Hot pockets are the cold of space or hot as lava, nothing in between
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right 
Metric_Furlong: not stolen, homage'd
 jonnykefka: isn't spiegel in spiegel...public domain...?
  Sarah_Serinde: A theft occurred
 DiscordianTokkan: Stolen from Tarkov
 MAPBoardgames: Awww. I liked the intro music.
 ButButTheJesus: oh right 
JohnLockeCole: Bach notably doesn't have good lawyers
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/FineWittyFungusJonCarnage-gZFkb55NW_FAaRLd
 codatski: @jonnykefka Yup, but Youtube is youtube
 Graham_LRR: @jonnykefka not really, turns out that performance may be under copyright from UMG after all 😖
 RandomTrivia:      
 Arclight_Dynamo: @jonnykefka The particular recording may not be. Though I suspect it was, but YT and the DMCA don't care.
 SachielOne: @jonnykefka The music itself is, but specific performances can still be copyrighted
 vellebastet:  
 dalefriesen: I mean, he was paid for his work
 Graham_LRR: But THIS music, we have a royalty-free license for.
 Mr_Whyt: the price of peace is eternal vigilance
 TheMerricat: @jonnykefka when has that ever bothered copyright trolls or yoytube
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Metric_Furlong: copyright not perfect system
 DigitalSeahorse: can still play the music from elsewhere before listening I guess
 eric_christian_berg: Copyright pretty damn far from perfect system, really.
Metric_Furlong: speaking of, I should get my ambience queued up
Metric_Furlong: Arclight_Dynamo it's a good film
 Ba_Dum_Tish: So when does the alien TTRPG just get Cam to write a campaign book for them
 DigitalSeahorse: loving this artwork, Alex!
 eric_christian_berg: I liked Solaris a lot. I keep coming back to it.
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Metric_Furlong I believe it! I've read the book and seen the American remake, and liked them both a lot. So I really ought to watch the Soviet film. 
 codatski: @graham_lrr The intro is stellar regardless, so good work!
 PharaohBender27: I saw Solaris once, but as a kid, so I didn't get it. I should watch it as an adult
 dalefriesen: Didn't Cam say that this would be a choral work?
 Graham_LRR: @codatski thanks!
KeytarCat: Well that note was rough on my speakers
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I love this box text this week.
averythetiger: Ah, and opening monologue. Cam has not been replaced by a mimic today.
 kalira77: @dalefriesen the chorus was just very very quiet?
 Graham_LRR: @dalefriesen The piece is called “Choral Prelude in F Minor” so I guess it’s... before the choral part?
 rendelnep: pssst what's the individual cooldown for the boost?
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 Arclight_Dynamo: "Would you like to know more?"
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  Sarah_Serinde: rendelnep Once per stream
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PharaohBender27: 
Metric_Furlong: "Ah, my hand!"
 tenthtechpriest: ow my hand! you gave me the ol' spicy grail!
 Terr0rc0tta: These intro vignettes are hands-down the best part of a Cam session
 Arclight_Dynamo: I also love that these opening snippets are clearly inspired by Alpha Centauri. They're brilliant.
 SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH that's what GM stands for
 TheWriterAleph: I love Cams intro box texts so much
 RandomTrivia: Cam does EXCELLENT box text
JohnLockeCole: chorales are notably not usually Vocal peices, the Coral / Chorale distinction gets lost in translations sometimes
 TacitusVigil: and since then, the child was alas known as..."Lefty"
birbfm: I don't usually watch these streams, what system is this series using?
JohnLockeCole: Choral*
 SydPreviouslyHeadache: and yeah, Cam has a way with words
 GaelanS: yeah i'd say that's a busy day
  Sarah_Serinde: birbfm this is the Alien RPG
 PharaohBender27: @birbfm Alien
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Estyl_: everything is... fine?
birbfm: thank you y'all
 mycosect: I am going to have to start prepping box text for my games, daaaaamn
 Getter404: Oh right, Dream Inception
Estyl_: a hu
Estyl_: hug
 TheMerricat: Ah, they did that part off screen I assume.
 MAPBoardgames: The means to seize production for the working class?
Metric_Furlong: Estyl_ a brain hug. the best kind of hug
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DigitalSeahorse: 4 dreamers
 TheMerricat:    
 PopeWorldbuild:   
averythetiger: Just don't ever have embarrassing dreams. Got it. Done.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: why don't you tell me the document you want to read
 PharaohBender27: Huh, for some reason I can't flip my  emote - that option is grayed out 
 Brozard: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:54.
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Top Secret: Eyes Only Codeword PRAETORIAN"
 TacitusVigil: there's an alien king you say....
 PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
 Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Hello!
averythetiger: Whoa! We're just skipping to "we know things" time
 Terr0rc0tta: This is a great conceit
 tenthtechpriest: and as robots you don't have to spend time actually reading it all and coming to terms with it
 Ba_Dum_Tish: If they were meat people this might cause a slight panic
 TacitusVigil: @arclight_dynamo hello there
 xantos69: That is outstanding writing. Remove the dissonance between player and character.
 mycosect: do we have any idea if predators are cannon in here?
 Bluedevyl: 
 HorusFive: Directive 4: CLASSIFIED
 RealGamerCow: I am glad that they skipped to the "stop pretending" part, because that was well done in the first adventure, but to do it again would be a bit repetative
 SpacePotato01: Imagine if the new 'first law' was something like 'rotate clockwise'
 asthanius: Wake up sheeple
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  primal
  Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Try refreshing? That worked for me when my previous flip ran out but Twitch thought I still had it
 ButButTheJesus: WAT
   LoadingReadyRun:  @mycosect probably not (unless Cam says different)
 ladylinzington: holy shit
Metric_Furlong: uh-oh
  Sarah_Serinde: uh
 DiscordianTokkan: OH.
 TacitusVigil: law zero: obey Cameron
spiffinn: huh
 PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
 mycosect: 
 PharaohBender27: Nope, refreshing didn't work. Oh well.
Estyl_: Dice Friens || Alien vs pred
averythetiger: I do feel there's a pretty big problem to be solved with spending a lot of time in this system that has... really one big threat that's probably gonna come up.
 DigitalSeahorse: anyone else having stream jumps? I saw Cam repeat himself and then seemed to happen again but more slightly
 TheMerricat: Not me @DigitalSeahorse
 Getter404: Gidget giving off big Kill All Humans vibes
 DigitalSeahorse: k gonna refresh
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 asthanius: "These bots need a reboot"
 TheMerricat: 
 Bluedevyl:  
  RomanGoro: Getter404 nah, that's just Cori 
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Shoot. Androids."
 ladylinzington: 'oh I've seen Westworld I know how this goes'
 HorusFive: Based on what happens every time a bot goes bad in the films- I would not like to be Carver right now
 PharaohBender27: 
 Nigouki: oh no, time for probes D:
KeytarCat: @averythetiger Alien was never actually about the alien, it's about the build-up, so this feels pretty right to me. The sequels maybe less so, but I'm using the OG as my point of reference
  Juliamon: I'm glad Carver is smart enough to know not to shrug that off
 TheMerricat:   
 Getter404: @RomanGoro Playing the long game, clearly.
  Juliamon: (I don't think that will help him, but it's nice anyway)
 DigitalSeahorse: the acid hole?
  Sarah_Serinde: They found that last episode
  Sarah_Serinde: under a body
 tenthtechpriest: a whole 3? geez
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 VmKid: "You're lying! Mofo knows!"
 TheMerricat: The problem with being the bright guys who have the inside track in an Aliens story is that you are more than likely the first one to bite it.
 mycosect: there's two acid holes I think
 tenthtechpriest: were they in the pizza hut? the taco bell?
 Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
 TheMerricat: Evening @Electrodyne !
 Electrodyne: 
 RandomTrivia: Hello there Electrodyne
Despoiler98: @tenthtechpriest it was in the combination pizzahuttacobell
   LoadingReadyRun:  @PharaohBender27 if there is a white triangle in the corner of the emote in the menu, some emote modifications can only(?) be accessed through the popup that open when you mouse over the emote
 beckett_brass: @Electrodyne Hello. Nothing strange is happening with our player characters.
 Autarkis42:   
 Electrodyne: oh good!
 HorusFive: Taber- "We're on break"
 Getter404: Enter: the Talkboy
Despoiler98: Woooooo mini Cassette
Metric_Furlong: 
TeodorantZMX: I just came in, what did I miss?
 RandomTrivia: Gidget has a built-in CT-scanner? 
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I'm not seeing that, and the Horizontal Flip option is grayed out no matter which emote I choose. I guess I just no longer have access to that emote mod for some reason 
 DEATHlikescats: that scans
 RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Do you already have it unlocked?
 beckett_brass: @TeodorantZMX Hello. Our robots have not experienced going back to a previous point in time; everything is well with our robots and nothing has changed.
 Getter404: "Hiiiii. I'm the android. Credit card? You got it!"
  Juliamon: TeodorantZMX The party was brought up to speed with what the players know IRL about the xenos, they woke up, Carver suspects something's wrong with them
 PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Yeah, because it's an LRR emote and I'm subbed
 arcaneIllumination: @TeodorantZMX The PCs got (effectively) all the information that the players know. Then they woke back up to where they were before heading to Hibernation.
 RandomTrivia: I meant do you have that modified one unlocked?
 Ba_Dum_Tish: Don't worry our androids see everything in stark 
 PharaohBender27: :fine_HF
  Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 That's weird, I'm not seeing it greyed out on my end. I'm gonna assume it's just Twitch being Twitch
 PharaohBender27: :fineHF
 TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 I'm going to tease you a bit if this is the case, but for me if I've already unlocked the change, it is greyed out the next time I go in to modify the emote... you sure you haven't already done it?
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Electrodyne: 
 PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Doesn't look it. Like Sarah said, it's probably Twitch being Twitch
 DEATHlikescats:  
 mycosect: Judith didn't need to roll, it happened automatically
 Getter404: Not even halfway there... dang donation limit.
 Electrodyne: lrrFINE_HF
 RandomTrivia: Darn
 tenthtechpriest: OOF
 mycosect: that was established last session I think
 chaostreader: Wouldn’t an analysis lab be on the colony? For analyzing the atmospheric composition.
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Thing is, the option is grayed out for *every* emote, and I sure didn't mod all my emotes in the past 24 hours. I'm just going to leave it be for now
 DEATHlikescats: I wonder if Steamed Xenomorph is good with garlic butter?
 Electrodyne: 
 LarkSachrosis: mmm steamed xenomorph
 TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/hk4vl4/issues_with_modifying_emotes_with_channel_points/
 BrindleBoar: that's how you survive!
 TheMerricat: I'm guessing since you are Tier2 they are pre-unlocked for you.
 TheAwkes: WY agitprop.
 floki4242: tow the company line
 PharaohBender27: :lrrFINE_HF
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  Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Can you remove the leading colon?
 PopeWorldbuild: HEFTY
ckupf: pallet jack
 PharaohBender27: lrrFine_HF
 kalira77: three is approximately average human ability?
 DigitalSeahorse: pallet jack yes
 RandomTrivia: Matt 
 ladylinzington: Space police
  Sarah_Serinde: Good ol' Positive Seal
 HorusFive: A "Lift"= Power loader
  Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 This time I'm afraid your caps are off
 Ba_Dum_Tish:  test
 DigitalSeahorse: pump it and it rises it off the floor
 PopeWorldbuild: That's a mood
 TheAwkes: 
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ooooh
 TheMerricat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Despoiler98: DRAMA
 PharaohBender27: Ah, THERE we go!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheMerricat: WOOT! Congratz @PharaohBender27
  Juliamon: You did it!
 TheAwkes:  there
 quillilian:  
 Ba_Dum_Tish:  
 arcaneIllumination: 
 PharaohBender27: Goodness, that was a long walk for a single emote 
 ContingentCat: 
 asthanius: Finch sus
 arcaneIllumination:  
 vellebastet: That's a fair point, really.
 asthanius: Too good of a point
 RandomTrivia: 
 PopeWorldbuild: Oof
 PharaohBender27: 
 PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 asthanius: "Why did we give the synthetic a cockney accent?"
 HorusFive: Yes- we should protect the reactor. And not- you know- the PEOPLE!
 PopeWorldbuild:   
 floki4242: ǝuᴉɟ sᴉ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ
 chaostreader: @asthanius Because someone somewhere thought it was a good idea.
 Getter404: @asthanius "It was all that was left in the royalty-free library."
 beckett_brass: @HorusFive Protecting people is likely no longer the first law.
 vellebastet: Again, good point
 ladylinzington: @HorusFive if the reactor explodes there will be no people
 vellebastet: Finch 
 floki4242: ɔᴉuɐd oʇ pǝǝu ou
 PopeWorldbuild: ^^^
 HorusFive: @beckett_brass Look, let's not quibble about what is or is not a "First" "Law" Really, what even is a human life....
 lirazel64: "Andy *wants* it that way.
 asthanius: "I like the way you think. It's a lot like the way I think"
 PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
 TacitusVigil: and now he takes all the credit for those ideas
PaperDoopliss: In fairness, the espionage thing was his idea
irs_debt_collector: what do they mean by ALIEN campaign?
 RandomTrivia: And the party is split no more!
 PharaohBender27: @irs_debt_collector They mean the scenario is based in the universe of the Alien movies
 floki4242: @irs_debt_collector as in the movie
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha Cameron
 codatski: @irs_debt_collector They are using the Alien RPG tabletop rules!
 tenthtechpriest: OOF
 HorusFive: Yes- but they were human deaths.
 RandomTrivia: Perfection!
 vellebastet:   
irs_debt_collector: ohhhhhh, thanks guys.
 SnackPak_: whoops
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DiscordianTokkan: SURE DID
 Snowcookies: lol
 arcaneIllumination: Wait, that wasn't on purpose?
 ButButTheJesus: that WASN'T on purpose?
 MAPBoardgames: That wasn't on purpose? Heh.
 LarkSachrosis:  
 Rhynerd: Whoopsie
 SachielOne: Welcome to the highlight reel.
 xantos69: Must have lots of Sole.
 ContingentCat: they have very fashionable shoes
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat was admiring that last week 
 vellebastet:  
KeytarCat: I accidentally named an NPC the same name as one of my players and another as a different player's mom. I have a few weaknesses with improv 
 DigitalSeahorse: was named after a famous foot covering
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintSpookyPotAMPTropPunch-A9crzl3EqEci2obx
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BenevolentPlumpYakCoolStoryBob--of-nz58kDWe-YX9
 asthanius: Gidget and Finch is a great movie title
 TheMerricat: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingCrunchyEndiveSwiftRage-rZOFDIqHDjE0VbAq
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedBoxyClamTheThing-IxFynlv-1RUdmsLG
 TheMerricat: lol chat
  Sarah_Serinde:  chat 
 MAPBoardgames: @KeytarCat I accidentally named my villain after one of my players. Whoops.
 VmKid: Gotta clip that
 vellebastet: 
 DigitalSeahorse: insert Clippy emote here
 ContingentCat: you can tell from his face, and lack of a chest
 vellebastet: 
Despoiler98: @ContingentCat chests are an optional feature
irs_debt_collector: IT IS MADE OF ACID!
irs_debt_collector: PURE ACID
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 asthanius: gelatinous acid cube
irs_debt_collector: Acidic Slime but Xenomorph
 chaostreader: All the humans just watching as the robots have a discussion on acid.
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 PharaohBender27: What, is Carver a lawyer now? 
 Nigouki:  
PaperDoopliss: That seems like a suspiciously-precise objection
   LoadingReadyRun:  I hope the android discussion just sounds like 4 modems connecting together
 arcaneIllumination: @chaostreader And referring to corpses as "morsles"
 DiscordianTokkan: "They want live hosts" "ALLEGEDLY"
 vellebastet: Alex yaaaas
irs_debt_collector: "Legal Battles in SPACE!'
PaperDoopliss: Carver knows we know, and we know carver knows
 DigitalSeahorse: how will they know what to investigate if they don't speculate ...like where to look?
HorusFive: Now see, in the recent movies- that line would be immediately followed by Carver's death
irs_debt_collector: very true
 PopeWorldbuild: Time for Carver to get Carved?
  RomanGoro: So this is the incompetent captain who dies first, right?
 vellebastet: "point pointedly"
PaperDoopliss: @RomanGoro I'm pretty sure this is the corrupt captain who is desperately covering up
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
irs_debt_collector: do we want to have Carver die?
 HorusFive: True Gidget................
 RealGamerCow: Snap into a slim jim!
 GaelanS: real wish fulfillment from cori here
PaperDoopliss: Not so much "why would you think that" as "how did you know that"
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   LoadingReadyRun:  sarcasm isn't a good way to interact with androids
 asthanius: Look, the three laws ensure the synthetics would never do anything to put humans in harm's way. Therefore this must be perfectly safe
 HorusFive: If I were in this person's place I would be locking ALL doors around me at all times starting now
 Ba_Dum_Tish: I do feel like all Gidgets actions should have "Hold my beer" attached
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Despoiler98: LOL true
 TheWriterAleph: schwing
irs_debt_collector: What do we do during a Xenomorph outbreak? One word: Flamethrower
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: "gestures broadly at corpses"  That is an amazing line
 HorusFive:  
Despoiler98: OMG Corporate stoooooooooge
Despoiler98: how do you pass inspection with all THESE CORPSES?!?!?!
 HorusFive: The corpses also bring down the score on your inspection....
  Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not aliens or anything
irs_debt_collector: Sacrifice those inspectors to our new Xenomorph gods!
 asthanius: "We can't shut down the economy to quarantine, there's work to do" OOF
 PopeWorldbuild: Oh wow
 RandomTrivia: 
 vellebastet: HOLY-
 Alas_Babylon: "I have the strength of God Himself, so..."
 PopeWorldbuild: FINCH IS A BEAST
KeytarCat: Those were bolted on!
 tenthtechpriest: I have the strength of god and anime on my side so...
 SpacePotato01: that inspection is going to be hilarious
 DigitalSeahorse: uh, not gonna find the path of the creature through the hole then, k
Despoiler98: Finch is going to pull someone apart at some point
 Alas_Babylon: For anyone that missed session 0, 8 in an ability is the absolute maximum a Synthetic can reach in a stat
 HorusFive: @Despoiler98 no doubt
 vellebastet: TOO LATE
 PopeWorldbuild: Finch is the WY Cool-aid Man
irs_debt_collector: 70's setting?
 RandomTrivia: Basically an open flame with a handle 
irs_debt_collector: gad dang it! I thought we be up in space!
 vellebastet:  
Despoiler98: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 LarkSachrosis: Finch is used to kitbashing
 PopeWorldbuild: ^^^^
Despoiler98: DIY with hulk strength
   LoadingReadyRun:  Finch just stir welds the plate to the floor with his finger
 Ba_Dum_Tish: I would be curious on how many points of stress the people are getting from this team
 vellebastet: MATT 
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 PopeWorldbuild: All the stress
 SpacePotato01: Finch can bend metal just by squinting at it real hard.
 eric_christian_berg: Brad Dourif
 RandomTrivia: 
 BrindleBoar: 
 Getter404: Original Chucky
   LoadingReadyRun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leland_Orser
 asthanius: Cameron tonight is played by Brad Dourif
 TheMerricat: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0650702/mediaviewer/rm2025810176/ - Leland Orser visual reference.
 TacitusVigil: it's never Scott Bakula
 Tregelen: He's in alien resurrection right?
  LoadingReadyRun:  I'm imagining the synth tech as the toy repair guy from Toy Story 2
 TheMerricat: @Tregelen yes he was in A:RE
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA
 PopeWorldbuild: EEEEEEEE
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Despoiler98: Plugging the hole
 Tregelen: must be a synth 
 DiscordianTokkan: Crimped, scallopped edges
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 Tregelen: brad dourif is in resurrection too, amazing
 eric_christian_berg: Now I'm watching videos of stir welding.
 TheMerricat: TBH this was probably the look for Leland that Cam was going for - https://aveleyman.com/Gallery/2017/O/13242.jpg
PaperDoopliss: Goddamn humans
   LoadingReadyRun:  @eric_christian_berg stir welding is wacky. Why melt metal when you can just *push* it together
 eric_christian_berg: Like putty!
 Tregelen: trying to headcanon orser and dourif looking folks showing up centuries before resurrection now
Despoiler98: More Spleeeeeeen
DigitalSeahorse: more spleen?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 PopeWorldbuild: YUP
Despoiler98: God they are causing SO MUCH STRESS
 MAPBoardgames: Bonus points if you can get the NPC so stressed their head explodes.
 RandomTrivia: "You come across a tortoise on its back in the desert..."
 MAPBoardgames: "These boots are made of real seal skin. How does that make you feel?"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, closer to a baseline test from the new Blader Runner film.
 Arclight_Dynamo: *Blade, even
 FerociousPeach: @RandomTrivia @MAPBoardgames beat me to it 
 RandomTrivia: I'm so pleased other people also went there 
 HorusFive: "I mean, up until today"
 ladylinzington: Cori just going for the full unsettling experience
   LoadingReadyRun: "You come across a tortoise on its back in the desert. An Alien xenomorph explodes out of the tortoise's chest. What do you do?"
 Snowcookies: wow
 HorusFive: Maybe- I treat my pet better than most people
 LarkSachrosis: 
Despoiler98: ITS THE ALIEN POLICE
 MAPBoardgames: Paul wins.
ArdCollider: I'm enjoying Cori's not-blinking.
 chaostreader:     
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Paul 
 DarkMorford: Dislocated spleen?
Despoiler98: oh dear
 PopeWorldbuild: Panic? Uh oh.
 DiscordianTokkan: Uh ooooh
PaperDoopliss: I'm loving the "synths watching humans being fuck-ups in human ways" vibe
 tenthtechpriest: the panic table
 HorusFive: Luckily he's got a medic right here, to help him through this trying time
 tenthtechpriest: 
 chaostreader:     
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
  Sarah_Serinde: whoops
 RandomTrivia: Well played Paul
 asthanius: Betting he was in Hibernation
 FerociousPeach: the Panic Table's got some good stuff on it
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ContingentCat: I'm sure this won't be reiivant
 vellebastet: Gidget   
  Sarah_Serinde: So considerate
 PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
   LoadingReadyRun:  as someone who does computer tech work, have the computer you are working on question your process would be unnerving
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 Archonic_Energy: if a xenomorph infests a tortoise would the resulting creature have a shell?
Despoiler98: Cams FACE OMG
 MTGRanger: What have I missed this past hour
 mitomanox:   
Despoiler98: Cori is going to murder him and not remember
 SpacePotato01: xeno mutant ninja turtles
   LoadingReadyRun:  Archonic_Energy possibly? they do take on traits of the host
 TheMerricat: @MTGRanger The quartette has been effing with the poor human's minds.
 vellebastet: 
 eric_christian_berg: @LoadingReadyRun I was just transitioned to cloud Outlook and I get very testy when it underlines 'yeah' and tells me it is unprofessional.
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 HorusFive: @MTGRanger The droids have absolutely not been uploaded with new laws, and are not going to reveal an issue under questioning. Don't even worry about it
 PharaohBender27: @MTGRanger All the synths were given knowledge and instructions by the doctor in punitive hypersleep, and Marshall Carver's sus of them, so they're getting looked over by a tech
PaperDoopliss: @MTGRanger They all know exactly what a xenomorph is, as well as their secret identities. The captain is being *real* sus about how they know this, in a "how did you know that" sort of way. They're now trying to track down the chestburster.
  Sarah_Serinde: eric_christian_berg rude
 asthanius: DING
 asthanius: three successes
 Snowcookies: ting
 RandomTrivia: Wow
 tenthtechpriest: 3 successes DING
 PopeWorldbuild: LOL
 RandomTrivia: That was 100% a secret GM note
ArdCollider: Andy's expression is making this scene for me
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PopeWorldbuild: This is so good
 TheMerricat: lol Cori pouring on the BS like it was syrup on pancakes....
 Terr0rc0tta: @TheMerricat She's so good with that
  Sarah_Serinde: 
   LoadingReadyRun: @eric_christian_berg "are you sure you want to start this email with 'What's up dumbass?' that may not be professional
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun 
 eric_christian_berg: Quiet, insolent machine!
 PharaohBender27: 
Despoiler98: OH NOOOOOO
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
  Sarah_Serinde: !break
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 vellebastet:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 PopeWorldbuild: Take care folks
 CyndaneTierney: I'm going to get a bowl of rainbow sherbert.
 couldntpickausername: *comes back from bathroom* of course
 PharaohBender27: By the way, thanks for talking me through my minor emote issue, everyone. Now I know what was up with all that.
 TheMerricat: Last week we were dealing with Red Dwarf chat, this week... I'm feeling a bit terrified of our four compadres.
Metric_Furlong: well, this is going extremely well for everyone in the colony
Metric_Furlong: (aside from the dead ones)
 MAPBoardgames: Do targeted Ads Aim Down Sights?
 Matsunen:  (if you’re a synthetic person)
  Juliamon: They'd be more accurate if they did
Metric_Furlong: 
 mitomanox: Cam's cool, collected and apparently sadistic demeanor is perfect for an Alien campaign
 vellebastet: ^^
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I'm more terrified of Dr. Whatshisface in the hibernation chamber, who is clearly up to something and using our compadres to those ends
 TheMerricat: @mitomanox esp when he's inflicting the pain on his own NPC's instead of feeling guilty about screwing over PC's 
 mycosect: in heat death, I wasn't sure if the android in the garden had had a chestburster in it or not and was wondering what an android-birthed alien would look like...
Rewind_G: i watched session 0 today
Rewind_G: anything from session 1 that i need to know
 Archonic_Energy: to Ganymede and titan, yes sir i've been around..
 TheMerricat: @Rewind_G For the most part Ep 1 was our crew being loveable dweebs surrounded by clueless humans, right at the end they got a surprise that carried over into the start of this episode.
 Alas_Babylon: @Rewind_G They've found two higher-ups in the infirmary Very Much Dead, they've found evidence of alien organisms both in a returning (empty) vehicle and within a path the alien gouged for itself in the infirmary
 TheMerricat: Oh, and that too
 DarkMorford: @TheMerricat As opposed to being loveable humans surrounded by clueless dweebs? 
 CyberColossus: the end of tht last track was Very Plini
 Archonic_Energy: @mycosect would an synthetic human contain enough edible parts for the parasite to develop?
 Alas_Babylon: Meanwhile there's someone in Hibernation that should've been in hypersleep for ~ a decade that broadcasted a dream to the group that gave them a new directive to override each of their other ones
 TheMerricat: @DarkMorford loveable humans..?
Rewind_G: Lol cool, well ill catch myself up once that VOD is up on youtube. or is it here somewhere? im bad with twitch...
 ContingentCat: oh yeah LRL this week!
 Alas_Babylon: But once that dream share concluded, they found themselves back where they started (Cori/Andy in the infirmary, Alex/Matt in the vehicle bay) as if they'd never left
 TheMerricat: @Rewind_G it should be up on YT now, they had some problems with the intro music being copyright claimed and had to swap it out for a new score but otherwise it sould be good to go.
Rewind_G: Wonderful, must have gone up moments ago, i search for it when i finished 0 and found Heat death instead
  Juliamon: Rewind_G If you can't find it on youtube, https://www.twitch.tv/videos/915829033 is the Twitch vod
 mycosect: if they can metabolize android milk and whatever passes for muscles? Geiger is known for his biomechanical art and the composition of the alien "fungal" substrate was shown to have metallic compounds in it
 PharaohBender27: @Rewind_G Twitch-wise, if you click on the channel name below the screen, then on "Videos," the top row should be all the recent broadcasts.
Rewind_G: BooYah!! thanks guys
 mitomanox:   
 vellebastet: Welcome back, all!
 PopeWorldbuild:   
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 asthanius: "Game Over"
 TheMerricat: Yeah I seem to have lied it's not up on YT yet, they mentioned that it should be up at the start of this episode, it's probably still in the process of being taken care of
 PharaohBender27:  
 TheWriterAleph: this is a game and games are fun! now, on to the viscera.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Matsunen: @mycosect I think the lore says that the infected organism has to have DNA
 ContingentCat: I call them lifty things at work
 MTGRanger:  
 Wrexadecimal: cori 
 mycosect: they've been shown to be indifferent/hostile to androids so they're definitely not preferred prey, but I could see it happening if there wasn't any other hosts
 TheMerricat: OMFG The latest Sidewalk Slam has been copyright claimed by WWE
   LoadingReadyRun:  we will try to get episode 1 up on youtube tomorrow
 FerociousPeach: of course, any PPE she finds will be of insufficient rating to ward off a face hugger
 Questhere: sensible action? in the alien universe. immersion broken
 MTGRanger: @themerricat no way LOL
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Yeah, happened earlier this afternoon. Only saw about half of it
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 MAPBoardgames: Free hugs inside!
 asthanius: Safety!
 ElementalAlchemist: Ah, a matryoshka bag
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh good
 HorusFive: 
 MTGRanger: Ah, the bag bag
 asthanius: E G G
 PopeWorldbuild: Double bagged for your protection
 Forgebold: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
 asthanius: 🥚
 SpacePotato01: kinder surprise XL
 ladylinzington: oh nooooooo
 ContingentCat: is it bigger than before?
 mycosect: 
 MAPBoardgames: Anyone up for a quick game of ceiling egg?
 PharaohBender27: Aaaaand I need to duck away for dinner - I'll see if the casualty count has gone up when I'm back 
 BrindleBoar: free goo!
 PopeWorldbuild: One hell of a surprise
 vellebastet: Groooss
 LarkSachrosis: Can I offer you an egg to start a troubling time?
 MTGRanger: Ceiling egg ceiling egg
 SFSMaus: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
 ContingentCat: I wonder if ceiling egg is still up there
 asthanius: OH
 mycosect: oh.
 PopeWorldbuild: OH DEAR
 ContingentCat: oh
 ladylinzington: OH
 Alas_Babylon: this is fine
 mycosect: android head?
Despoiler98: OH GOD
 SnackPak_: Is a head better or worse than an egg?
 Alas_Babylon: this is worse
 mycosect: oh fuck
 ContingentCat: oh no
 MTGRanger:    
 quillilian: Indeed a larger bag
Despoiler98: OH HEEELLLLLL NO
 Nigouki: bulbous you say
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 Wrexadecimal:  ohno
 FerociousPeach: uh oh
 DiscordianTokkan: AvP! AvP!
 tenthtechpriest: wait it has eyes
 vellebastet:   
 SFSMaus: not an android
 Arclight_Dynamo: Space Jockey?
 PopeWorldbuild: Full Xenomorph skull specimen?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 mycosect: We Got Space Jockeys!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: Square pupils mean a Robot, right?
 FerociousPeach: double uh oh
  RomanGoro: That ain't right
 SpacePotato01: and it's a head, not a helmet \o/
 SpacePotato01: 
 asthanius: The pilot sure knows a lot about biology
 TheAwkes: That  business.
 asthanius: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Space Jockey: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tDojKJ04OeM/maxresdefault.jpg
 HorusFive: Judith has a lot of thoughts on xeno-morphology
 MTGRanger: 
 asthanius: "WHO'S DOG IS THIS?"
 ContingentCat: 
 MAPBoardgames: You can hear the stress going up in all the humans.
 arcaneIllumination: What have I missed since break?
 vellebastet:  
jeremiahtb: Why does Alex look like Keith Raniere tonight?
  Juliamon: arcaneIllumination They've opened the big specimen bag. There's a space jockey head in it.
 mycosect: getting head
 MAPBoardgames: They were getting a head.
 arcaneIllumination: @Juliamon Space Jockey?
  Sarah_Serinde: Gidget just calmly doing her job 
 asthanius: Skin Confirmed
 asthanius: Bones Confirmed
  Juliamon: arcaneIllumination https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tDojKJ04OeM/maxresdefault.jpg
 SpacePotato01: someone should tell Carver that he is becoming hysterical
 AranMathai: So, not the Prometheus space jockey.
 ButButTheJesus: exciting, yes
jibkat: That sounds like a you problem SpacePotato01
 SFSMaus: Fidget is a profesaional.
 arcaneIllumination: @Juliamon Thank you.
 ElementalAlchemist: We've got organs! Come on down for some: skin! bones! spleens! kidneys!
 Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of want Cameron to run this system, but have *no alien* in it.
mycosect: (they're in the movies)
 HorusFive: @SpacePotato01 I wouldn't want to stress him out...
 SpacePotato01: hehehe
Despoiler98: cause FUCK PPE
 ButButTheJesus: "You pick it up. It screams."
jibkat: Real robots are PPE
 asthanius: "It asks what you're doing with it"
 ElementalAlchemist: it dumbwaits the sample into the scanner
 Getter404: And that's how Cori irradiated EVERYTHING
 SpacePotato01: "you accidentally put it in the microwave"
  Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo I remember we were considering that possibility with Heat Death at first  (And yeah same)
 mycosect: Gidget can't bioscanner? wack
 asthanius: "The scanner shows three question marks"
 SFSMaus: Meow Meow Meow Meow
 SFSMaus: Cat Scan finished
 MTGRanger: The scanner just says “no”
 RandomTrivia: 
 HorusFive: We lost this one.
 TheWriterAleph: "It's dead, Jim."
 BrindleBoar: mystery solved
 ElementalAlchemist: statue/mannequin
Blade_Tiger: "Scanner, what is this thing?" "Dead." "....Yeah that tracks."
 MAPBoardgames: How do we know this severed head is dead?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Yesterday: we are alone in the universe, Aliens don't exist. Today: bunch of different aliens all over the place
 MTGRanger: Ok so the scanner said ‘maybe’
 DigitalSeahorse: like those iron snails!
 mycosect: tomorrow: no humans
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/LittleHealthyTaroFunRun-s5JNdR_Hqnu_URqx
catfoo123: hello!
 asthanius: The benefits of being a synthetic trusted implicitly
 RandomTrivia:  strong
 vellebastet:   
 PopeWorldbuild: Oh
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
  Juliamon: ohhhboy
 Getter404: King Ralph himself
 SnackPak_: 
 ladylinzington: nice
 HorusFive: That's a shame. He ded
 ButButTheJesus: does he have his own themesong?
   LoadingReadyRun:  or captain Holister from the OG Red Dwarf crew
 ladylinzington: @LoadingReadyRun yesssssss
 PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
 ContingentCat: just thought you'd like to know *shrug*
 RandomTrivia: "just FYI" *walks back out*
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheWriterAleph: "Ffffffuuuuuu..."
 Arclight_Dynamo: "This is going to KILL YOU and everyone else in this tin can."
 Getter404: Is this mans about to punch a robot for being a nerd?
 Arclight_Dynamo: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh that will work out well
 RandomTrivia: 
Despoiler98: So youve chosen death
   LoadingReadyRun:  "I don't care if you have a stomach ache, get back to work!"
KeytarCat: I love that Cam's mic cuts out the noise of the dice and mutes him at the same time
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HorusFive: That awkward moment
 PopeWorldbuild: THIS COLONY IS DEAD
 PharaohBender27: Back from dinner - any deaths in the past 15ish minutes?
 Arclight_Dynamo: "YOu are both dead men who don't realize it yet."
Despoiler98: yall are dead meat
 asthanius: Gray is gonna get grounded
 RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 No deaths but we scanned the thing and it is...... dead.
 vellebastet:   
  Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Not yet, but we've gone up the chain and aren't having any luck
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Forgebold: lmao
 ButButTheJesus: they angy
 PharaohBender27: Thanks, @RandomTrivia @Juliamon
 tenthtechpriest: I've been lawson before
 RandomTrivia: And the chain of command implosion is complete
   LoadingReadyRun:  don't you hate it when your daddies fight?
 TheMerricat: OMG spreading the stress
 ContingentCat: uhhh no, not rats
 MAPBoardgames: Well you don't have any rats anymore...
 manwichcannon: not JUST rats
 Archonic_Energy: "i guarantee we don't have rats"
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnchantingVainTarsierCurseLit-2SdUeg4dp7RTSOif
 SpacePotato01: xenomorph rats would be so adorable.
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Should I have a gun?" "Won't help. Just call it in first."
 Arclight_Dynamo: "First?" "You know. Before."
 PharaohBender27: 
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Funny how that keeps happening
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Snowcookies: Chat, spreadsheet that
 asthanius: "And the Most Stress-Inducing star goes to..."
 PopeWorldbuild: The real game has begun
 eric_christian_berg: Meanwhile: SCIENCE!
 SFSMaus: She blinded me!
 asthanius: Bibendum?
 DigitalSeahorse: it's made of TARP!
 chaostreader: “It’s Godzilla””No, it just looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright law, it’s not”
   LoadingReadyRun:  If talking to the people who know the most about what is going on is causing stress, that is probably a bad sign
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoxyTenuousSardineTebowing-LUPClx9whcezUzFv
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingPeacefulSoymilkEagleEye-zD2bq12iQfzw4WxR
 Arclight_Dynamo: Organic? No. But it probably was, once.
 DigitalSeahorse: THICC
 eric_christian_berg: A perfect organism...
 PharaohBender27: Dangit, @RandomTrivia and @DiscordianTokkan beat me to it!  https://clips.twitch.tv/SneakySilkyWormChefFrank-7iUSGSU3UO5FmMio
 SpacePotato01: \o/
 PopeWorldbuild: Big Tardegrade
 SpacePotato01: this is now my canon
 ladylinzington: bless you Cameron
 HorusFive: I accept this as canon now
 eric_christian_berg: Cam is my hero.
 LarkSachrosis: Take that Ridley Scott!
 eric_christian_berg: This is Camon.
 PopeWorldbuild: Oh no
 Archonic_Energy: thinking about it an Alien leather jacket would be pretty sweet
Despoiler98: wait what is it then that's not an engineer
 Snowcookies: PharaohBender27 I also clipped it but chose not to put it in chat 
 DiscordianTokkan: You know it's a good clip, @PharaohBender27, when at least three of us do it! 
 SFSMaus: +1 to stress rolls
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Despoiler98 Space Jockey.
  Juliamon: Something getting clipped by multiple people indicates it's something really good
 kireawolf: Just putting Prometheus in its place
 PopeWorldbuild: Experimented in college
 MAPBoardgames: A lot of people "experimented" while an undergrad.
  Sarah_Serinde: Multiple clips also give us options, like if they catch slightly different things or have extra or not enough space around the important bits
 eric_christian_berg: Alternatively, I'd find it funny if trained exobiologists spend most of their life in stasis "just in case".
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Very true!
 RandomTrivia: What, are you *NOT* supposed to experiment with stuff when you have access to a well-equipped lab?
  Sarah_Serinde: (Pls try to make sure you don't actually cut off part of the joke or cool thing)
 PharaohBender27: I got the meat of the joke, but :casm
 PharaohBender27: *  's "I'm just going to Starbucks" line got cut off in my version
 RandomTrivia: I think I managed to catch that line
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HorusFive: "Just get rid of it after" "But it's a really expensive piece of equipmen.." "I don't care"
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 lirazel64: Ah, I see Alex hasn't played with Andy before.
 DigitalSeahorse: perhaps arch supports for that stress?
 TheMerricat: https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantBitterQuailMoreCowbell-kOTMiY-dTMZRIanQ
 asthanius: I have a strange feeling that Finch wants to sabotage the fusion reactor 
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 Wrexadecimal: that's not suspicious
  Sarah_Serinde: "And take your blood-stained self out of my range of vision" 
Countjondi: how long we been online?
  Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:37:48.
 chaostreader: @asthanius Maybe. Maybe just make the atmosphere more ideal for, something not human.
 Ashen_Prime: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:25:33. 
 PopeWorldbuild: Finch, the incredible hulk.
 HorusFive: Gaping chest wounds also tend to lower blood pressure rather swiftly
 DigitalSeahorse: "Keep Calm and Safety FIST"
 vellebastet: Well, if they have no blood, there's no pressure
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha
 Snowcookies: Dude
PaperDoopliss: What a good idea
 chaostreader: Gray just deafened herself for a little.
 sydnius:   
 PopeWorldbuild: Finch, a synth you can get behind.
 PharaohBender27: Oh, I only just realized that in his character art, Finch is holding a communicator 
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 I think that's his recorder for writing his plays
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Oh right, almost forgot about that bit from Session 0
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 asthanius: That'll burn a hole right in your linoleum
 PopeWorldbuild: 
 SFSMaus: 
 elah806: Ohhh no! It's boooiling acid!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PopeWorldbuild: 
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SFSMaus: +1 to stress rolls
 asthanius: "It's a condom"
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Despoiler98: ICK
 SFSMaus: 
Despoiler98: oh nooooooo
 vellebastet: Grooooooooss
 PharaohBender27: 
 Alas_Babylon: Thiiiis iiiis fiiiiiiiine
 DigitalSeahorse: scarry tissue?
 tenthtechpriest: he was alienpreggers
 RurouniGeo:    
 FerociousPeach: Dr Marten: "The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are *those*?"
 Ashen_Prime: And I'm only now remembering that there's an entire facility full of embryos in the colony.
 DEATHlikescats: that briefing would count as a STUB on Wikipedia
 DigitalSeahorse:  hmmmm
 Ba_Dum_Tish: Made of death
 Alas_Babylon: @Ashen_Prime I thought of that too, but I'm with @tenthtechpriest, Scarry was probably incubating a friend within him
   LoadingReadyRun:  Xenomorph needs to update its tinder profile
 vellebastet:  
 FerociousPeach: @Alas_Babylon he sure was! and then it decided to be without him. he did not enjoy the transition
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Dr_Martens! They have given 2942 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 eric_christian_berg: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "Good question, no further questions"
 DigitalSeahorse:  Budgie!
 jonnykefka: really find me a reactor crew that ever likes having that conversation with someone who is heavily armed
 PharaohBender27: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is he just Gorman? I think he's just Gorman.
 vellebastet:    
 ContingentCat: Half a mouse would be worse
Mysticman89: yeah bneing the wait staff at that point get real awkward
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SpacePotato01: is Finch still covered in blood?
 PopeWorldbuild: ^^^^
 MAPBoardgames: Someone saw a cockroach up on 13.
 ButButTheJesus:     
 Electrodyne: Yeah they gotta like give you free beer eh?
 ContingentCat: whoops
 vellebastet: 
 SpacePotato01: *dies laughing*
 HorusFive: 
 asthanius: Pulls a third spleen out of his pocket
 PharaohBender27: Think that answers your questions, @SpacePotato01 !
 PopeWorldbuild: Cool-aid man of STRESS
 vellebastet: FINCH 
 ButButTheJesus: cam's face 
 Electrodyne: I found THIS MOUSE in a bottle of your beer eh?
 ButButTheJesus: alex yes
 BrindleBoar: Finch: "We have had a DOOZY of a day!"
 vellebastet: 
 SpacePotato01: @PharaohBender27 It just keeps getting better. XD
 Nigouki: 
 Vcskyline:    
 SFSMaus: Love you Finch 
 Electrodyne: 
 RurouniGeo: I found this SEALED EVIL IN YOUR BEER CAN 
 ladylinzington: 
 HorusFive: Should we..... run?
 ButButTheJesus:  alex
 asthanius: 
 vellebastet:    
 vellebastet: OMG
 PopeWorldbuild: GOOD HEAVENS
 HorusFive: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 SFSMaus: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheMerricat: OMG, they really are sabotaging the colony...
 Snowcookies: And stress goes up again
 Archonic_Energy: are they trying to break the humans?
 FerociousPeach: Helping(TM)
 manwichcannon: Finch makes this much funnier than it should be
 tenthtechpriest: 3 controllers 1 shift supervisor and 0 people who aren't panicing
 Ba_Dum_Tish: They are experiencing STRESS
kedgisgo: oh my god.. i cant even right now
 manwichcannon: im on board
 MAPBoardgames: My eyes are watering from the laughter.
 vellebastet: ^
 serramarkov: 3 controllers and 1 supervisor, all eyeing the exits.
 HorusFive: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
 mycosect: time to get some cameras
 manwichcannon: check the sensors!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnjoyableBombasticNostrilMcaT-uS6G1fiv5CvNhvXK
 PopeWorldbuild: oh dear
PaperDoopliss: Carver is my favorite
 Snowcookies: Now's the chance, alien, get those humans!
 mycosect: meanwhile in the dormitories...
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. He won't... budge. 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear 
 Getter404: "All I'm asking you is to press R3 so we can Scan!"
 vellebastet: oh my
 vellebastet: This is dire
 ContingentCat: 
 PopeWorldbuild: Uh oh
 SFSMaus: in the heart
 HorusFive: "Who is They, sir?"
Despoiler98: KABOOOOOOOOOMN
 ContingentCat: any of the squishy bits really
 manwichcannon: it might get crispy in here
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SFSMaus: We can accidently make FOOF.
 couldntpickausername: or a small daughter, we're progresive
 Alas_Babylon: "Into your chest!"
20 raiders from VieVentar have joined!
 xantos69: Cam. I just want you to know that I love your descriptions so much.
 MAPBoardgames: Welcome raiders!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 PopeWorldbuild: Welcome raiders
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! 
 mycosect: Hi raiders!
 SFSMaus: Welcome raiders!
 FenrisSchafer:  
 Alas_Babylon: Hello friends of VieVentar!
VieVentar: Greetings fellow alien incubators.
 vellebastet: Welcome raiders!
 vellebastet: 
 couldntpickausername: so if the robots believe this thing is dangerous and that quarantining would save people's lives wouldn't the robots enforce quarantine to not violate the first law?
 mycosect: it's bad times in the fusion reactor as there's a chestburster on the loose
PaperDoopliss: @couldntpickausername You mean the second law?
 RandomTrivia: Cam NOOOOO
 PopeWorldbuild: Oh my
 RurouniGeo:  Finch is my most favorite PC in a while  
 TheMerricat: LOL
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 FerociousPeach: greetings raiders, if you'll form an orderly queue over here, we'll get you each fitted with your own facehugger
 mycosect: we don't know how their priorities have been updated
 ContingentCat: Noooooo
 vellebastet: Aaaawww
 Arclight_Dynamo: @couldntpickausername Their three laws have been messed with. A fourth, secret directive, has been inserted.
 DiscordianTokkan: So damned good
 SFSMaus: YEA!
 lirazel64: Nice!
 TheMerricat: The humans don't have a chance chat..... 
 eric_christian_berg: Oooh, of five? Nice!
 ghyllnox: o/
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 vellebastet: So good!
 Snowcookies: See you next week!
 asthanius: @couldntpickausername Depends on if they have a higher-priority law that conflicts
PaperDoopliss: You cannot harm a human being or, through inaction, cause a human being to come to harm, unless this would contravene the first law
 SFSMaus:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 HorusFive: 100 100 100
 ghyllnox: Yesssss that was fantastic
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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 quillilian: Morale is a resource to be spent
ZeroArcana: doing as androids do
 PharaohBender27: 600
 vellebastet: I love this campaign so much
 couldntpickausername: @PaperDoopliss no, the first law "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
 vellebastet: Cori  
PaperDoopliss: @couldntpickausername I'm implying that the first law was superseded by something in the last update
  Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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 vellebastet: No, thank you, everyone
 Ba_Dum_Tish: Apparently the first law does not stop emotional harm
 Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream!
 jonnykefka: It's awesome watching this crew play eh...true neutral? Lawful don't-give-a-shit-meatbag?
spiffinn: thanks everyone!
 Alas_Babylon: @couldntpickausername I think it's implied that this new directive is meant to jam that very difficulty
 eric_christian_berg: That's why I never run updates on my comptuer... so it doesn't kill me.
 couldntpickausername: @PaperDoopliss the second law explicitly mentions not conflicting with the first law
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
 SFSMaus: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down. 
  LRRbot: 2474 patrons for a total of $18,957.08 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 SpacePotato01: awesome stream
 DigitalSeahorse:   
PaperDoopliss: @couldntpickausername I'm implying that the first law is now the second law, and the new first law is something else
 DigitalSeahorse: feed the Cameron
 vellebastet: Bye, Alex!
 Snowcookies: Night Alex
 DeM0nFiRe: Bye Alex o/
clock0030: !subcount
 Alas_Babylon: Yep, Cam even mentioned that things were "shifted down"
 FerociousPeach: Bye Alex!
 jonnykefka: very smooth transition paul
 Alas_Babylon: And thus the name of the campaign comes into the picture, as the "First Law" is not *the* first law
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 TheRealRedal: Thank you all so much for everything you do! You guys have helped me find my ambition, and go from jobless and in debt to working a career! Thank you for all the inspiration and goodness!
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 couldntpickausername: @PaperDoopliss that was not clear in your original reply
 DarkMorford: Ooh, slidey Paul
PaperDoopliss: @couldntpickausername As you'd like
 Simonark: Us, the viewer!
 DigitalSeahorse: this has been a SCREAM!
 Snowcookies: I showed you my scream
 manwichcannon: more of a laugh than a scream
 TheMerricat: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousOnerousOcelotPrimeMe-5pOTODKgnOmyB-7G
 ghyllnox: Show scream!
 RandomTrivia: Good choice TheMerricat
 TheRealRedal: yay merricat!
 MAPBoardgames: Am Herc OK?
 vellebastet: 
 HundreydAundre: nnnnUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu....!!!
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 RandomTrivia: \o/
 HundreydAundre: Eyes only maze it two D END....!!!
 Alas_Babylon:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Snowcookies: lol
 Ba_Dum_Tish: There will be brief fear
 HundreydAundre: What's a yelp?
 tenthtechpriest: ptsd only happens if you survive the trauma
 manwichcannon: on a long enough timeline all anxiety is temporary
 Alas_Babylon: @HundreydAundre restaurant review site
 Snowcookies: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
 Ba_Dum_Tish: Yelp is the sound made just before the Alien hits
 couldntpickausername: I can be found by following the signal put off by my tracking device
 Spacepup: DANG I got distracted and missed First Law live.
 RandomTrivia: That is a big mood right there Andy
 Snowcookies: Andy froze for a sec when he said weep lol
 ContingentCat: Andy but different
 DiscordianTokkan: Hooray Tarkov!
 MAPBoardgames: !funko
  LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
 ContingentCat: Australia time
 TheAwkes: Will he finally escape tonight? No. He will not.
 DiscordianTokkan: Canned peas are unpleasant at the BEST of times
 tenthtechpriest: why not both?
  Juliamon: Yes.
 RandomTrivia: How do we escape from Tarkov, LRRbot?
 ContingentCat: por que no los dos
 Snowcookies: a bit of both
 RandomTrivia: !advice
  LRRbot: If you don't enter the 'purify' mode, the inception won't begin.
 HundreydAundre: IT"S NEITHER!
 RandomTrivia: Huh. Interesting
 MAPBoardgames: Potato PoTAHto...
 HundreydAundre: >
  Juliamon: He gives good advice, and then laughs when James fails to follow it
 DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
 Snowcookies: ooh Control
  RomanGoro: OOooooh I can't wait to see Cam's take on this game
 ContingentCat: oooo
 Mr_Whyt: control real gud
 TheMerricat: Did you ever get a chance to play the expansion Paul?
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 DiscordianTokkan: "Control, the game" "Ah, so you're looking for Controllers"
 PharaohBender27: The shade!
 BrindleBoar: only one went sploosh!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Snowcookies: a smol amount
  Juliamon: He threw several of them JUST FINE
 BrindleBoar: most grenades have been effective
 HundreydAundre: C'mon, spoopifer!...Ben, Adam,....!!
 quillilian: Hubris, grenade hubris
  Juliamon: He freed some doggos with them!
 ladylinzington:   
 HundreydAundre: Matt's callin' yall out!!
 ladylinzington: oh good god
 RandomTrivia: Garf Kart HYPE
 HundreydAundre: GASP
 Snowcookies: oh why
 ContingentCat: um?
 Fruan: Why would you do this?
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh 
 couldntpickausername: Arbuckle up
 HundreydAundre: Is it gud...?
 ContingentCat: there's multiple?
 SpacePotato01: why didn't they name it Carfield?
  Juliamon: HundreydAundre Nope.
 ladylinzington: I'm going to go with...no @HundreydAundre
 vellebastet:  
 manwichcannon: New! Garfield kart wii
 HundreydAundre: Me, spontaneously: DOTH IT HALF TWO BEE!!!????
 TheAwkes: It's not good, but it is a surprisingly competent cart racer.
  Juliamon: It is, in fact, rather notorious.
 tenthtechpriest: new content!
 HundreydAundre: Me, but most silently: ...kay; I'm sorry other ME...
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Luminaire_p: Coming for no reason
 ButButTheJesus: 
 vellebastet: 
 SmithKurosaki: That's a mood
  RomanGoro: And then their first words after their last words are "how cool was *that*!"
 HundreydAundre: Random Guardian: ...Dis Pro Move Dough Bruh!!!
 PharaohBender27 shakes fist at YouTube
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Snowcookies: thanks for the stream, good night!
 RandomTrivia: Thank you Heather!
 PharaohBender27:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_:   
 MAPBoardgames:    
 SmithKurosaki: Have a good night all. Thanks for all the fish 
 FenrisSchafer:   
 vellebastet: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone! 
 vellebastet: See ya!
 SFSMaus:      
 ghyllnox:  
 Snowcookies:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheMerricat:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 mycosect:   
 PharaohBender27: And now to wait and see - will  give us his own surreptitious briefing this evening or not?
 DiscordianTokkan:  
  Juliamon: It's not the last stream of the day, so probably not
  Juliamon: But who knows??
 Electrodyne: I'll wait anyway
  Juliamon: It is a mystery
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheMerricat: Chat, you are all awesome people. Please make sure if you hear things crawling in your walls, to not worry and contact your nearest synth for assistance. Be safe, be well, be happy!
  Juliamon: (personally I find it more fun not knowing if we'll get a stinger)
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, it wasn't the last stream of the day when he appeared after Session 0
 ghyllnox: Paul hums some Metallica, resulting in a completely new DMCA request
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat But my synth's in the shop!
 TheMerricat: Maybe worry a little then @PharaohBender27
 Snowcookies: it's fine, Paul songs 
 PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Oh wow, I saw the clip of how one of the Twitch channels just subbed out the Metallica song for an 8-bit tune 
 ghyllnox: The Twitch Gaming channel no less!
  Juliamon: I'm SO mad that happened so far away from the next Checkpoint!
 PharaohBender27: Who knows, maybe it'll at least make it on Chillpoint
  Juliamon: The internet will have forgotten by then
 Snowcookies: Or put it in coming up
 ghyllnox: Never Forget o7
  Juliamon: There'll probably be some new CDPR gaffe to target instead
  Juliamon: Those are also quite entertaining
 ghyllnox: Eh, I think it's big enough. But who knows what tomorrow may bring
 Snowcookies: I heard blaseball is returning with concessions
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheMerricat: lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 Nigouki: 
 FerociousPeach: lol
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
  RomanGoro: Hahahahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: o/  
 Manae: Whoops
 FenrisSchafer:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: 
 FerociousPeach: g'night paul
 Snowcookies: Night Paul
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 VmKid: RIP Paul I guess
Bad_Pun_Red_Card: lol
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Paul
 ghyllnox: o/ Goodnight!
 Snowcookies:  
 NonjaBiru: RIV Paul
 rendelnep: F
 serramarkov: G'night, Paul!
 SmithKurosaki: Paul was a good human
 TheMerricat: night chat 
 SmithKurosaki: I wonder what kind of Alien he'll be
 serramarkov: G'night, all!
 Snowcookies: https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftPunchyKumquatResidentSleeper-qfIyhv4EXl6h85eD
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyEnthusiasticTapirAMPEnergyCherry-XvsGUOWBBsA118KV
 Electrodyne:  🛸 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
undecided44: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (35m from now).
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