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TXC2: Hello Everybody
Didero: Hi!
DiscordianTokkan: Hello!
TheWriterAleph: hewwo
TXC2: hello Didero and DiscordianTokkan and TheWriterAleph
Genie_M: hi everyone
Didero: Today is more speedrunning, right?
Alma_v: sergeLurk doogLurk
Genie_M: well "speed" and "running"
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, it's Speedrun 3: the road to Speedrunmania.
LoadingReadyRun: Yup, more speed run
LoadingReadyRun: probably last week of it.
Didero: Should be fun, thanks
CaptainSpam: Llllllet's get ready to speedrun!!!!!
Didero: I assume all three of you spent the whole week studying speedrunning videos :p
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TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL jlrrPunch
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (40s ago).
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
RandomTrivia: Let's make fast go!
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RandomTrivia: I guess there's no intro timer today, they must be saving the timer budget for speedruns :D
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James, Uno, and Serge are back for this weeks Mine O'Clock attempting the entirely possible. Let's beat Minecraft as quickly as possible, or die trying... and then try again pending a server reset! ||
Genie_M: MoC doesn't use intro timer
Genie_M: it uses music
TXC2: as long as it doesn't brake into the tarp budget, we'll be fine Kappa
RandomTrivia: Has it never? Huh. I guess I wasn't paying enough attention
RandomTrivia: LUL
steelfox13: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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dappercuttlefish: hey y'all!
Didero: @RandomTrivia What a... time to notice :p
oldsport77: !advice
LRRbot: Scan the taint.
racoonius: how is everyone doing today ☺anything amazing happen?
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RandomTrivia: @Didero benginFingers
Snowcookies: afternoon speedrunners
TXC2: hello Snowcookies welcome
Genie_M: and we start
SAJewers: pinkkiHatHi
SergeYager: and meeeeeee
TXC2: Here we GO!
racoonius: whoo
oldsport77: ! sergeHubris
PsychoI3oy: coeHype
Bartlebad: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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stizzet: hello friends!
Alahmnat: here we gooooo!
Orgmastron: AND SERGE
Genie_M: and SERGE!
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CyberCypher: I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!
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MaybeTara: oh heck yeah
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jordorowsky: speeeeeeed
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SniHjen: have they finally fixed the nonsense village spawns, with roads going off cliffs, and houses floating, or being half burried?
JqlGirl: jlrrPunch
Genie_M: heyyo
TXC2: Hello James
MagnusCarter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
MagnusCarter: 41! Thats a number of months
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
Didero: Hello James, Uno, and Serge!
corwyn256: I was literally just watching a vod on YouTube when I got the notification for this
Didero: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
JqlGirl: P
TXC2: Hello Serge and Uno
TXC2: !dos
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CrazymattCaptain: so if the intro gets an update for 1.17 James is falling into one of the new caves right?
sirgrenadealot: Hey Guys!
Snowcookies: hello
Wolfstrike_NL: !onemore
sora_mayura: ooooh speedrun
RomanGoro: Again for the first time for the last time
DiscordianTokkan: SpeedrunOneWord: Minecraft edition
Genie_M: pray to the RNGods for a seed less punishing
TXC2: it was 5 times
Genie_M: spectacularly
theovenbird subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
theovenbird: Yeah Minecraft!
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RandomTrivia: the8bitFaster the8bitFaster the8bitFaster the8bitFaster
thefightnerd: failure is the window to success
RandomTrivia: Last time had some horrendously bad seeds
oldsport77: chose to stop
Genie_M: you found 5 different ways on how to NOT win in 90 minutes
chickenace11: hello everybody
PsychoI3oy: what's your nether split from the first time? seems like a good breakpoint if you're not there in time
TemporallyAwry: Given you have 3 people, it might be worthwhile for someone to just brute force getting into the nether to sneak a peak early.
TheWriterAleph: James "Just Happy to Be Here" Turner
Chillie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Chillie: Got the most important part of 1337 months.
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starlightwyvern: haaaaiii
Mysticman89: it says not good, but you might still be world contenders
Didero: Do you want to discuss an attack plan before diving in?
JqlGirl: Booooooooooooost
sora_mayura: Shamrock100 sending the luck of the Irish to the RNG gods
Genie_M: what's this boost?
Nigouki: what do the boosts actually do?
TheWriterAleph: can you turn boost messages off?
sora_mayura: boost?
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Mysticman89: boost is increased liklikhood the channel show sup in peoples recommended channels
Didero: I don't even know what a boost is but it's a good way to get rid of channel points
northos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
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TheWriterAleph: sounds like we need to campaign Twitch
Genie_M: ew.
noSmokeFire: #engagement
binglejingler: xDDDDD
TXC2: #Capitalism
CaptainSpam: It's still nice to have something to drain off channel points... we need more ice cream challenges!
azureHaights: All Hail The A L G O R I T H M
LurkerSpine: I thought the cost reflected the channel size?
TemporallyAwry: "Engagement to poke the Algorithm" ... except technically a feedback loop so not perfect system.
Mysticman89: front page is like a special manually scheduled thing through twitch staff as i understand it, so streamers can prep for the big surge
PsychoI3oy: yeah, the other channel I've seen with the boost thing only had a 200k goal
ashiok_nightmare_moose: dont you just run bets til people have millions of points?
northos: can we spend channel points to boost a message to twitch that we would like to be able to hide the boost messages? :P
Genie_M: well, that's on par with twitch them
Jeezy56: come on RNG
Genie_M: forest!
TemporallyAwry: Good Luck :P
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: slow_clap.wav
deadly_winchester: At least ice cream challenge gave ice cream to crew
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TheWriterAleph: goodstart goodstart
Didero: Restart number one! :p
Genie_M: first try!
SAJewers: lrrSCOOP
sora_mayura: that doesn't count
RandomTrivia: No-one saw that
CaptainSpam: @deadly_winchester Did it, though? Kappa
steelfox13: False start! lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Server time will progress regardless
sora_mayura: lrrFINE
oldsport77: sergeHubris
creasehearst: that is provably not how it works
TXC2: that's the one free mullagun for being multiplayer Kappa
MagnusCarter: Tick disabled with no connections is a mod setting
JoeKim: #blameComputer
TheWriterAleph: ah the old PICNIC error
TXC2: hello JoeKim
Bartlebad: PEBKAC
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: PEBCAK
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, PEBKAC errors
noSmokeFire: PEBCAK
RandomTrivia: PEBKAC
creasehearst: pebkac
malc: ah the project manager reveals himself
JoeKim: hello friends
RandomTrivia: Wonderful acronym
TheWooglie: ID 10 T error
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Joe!
JoeKim: how's the speed run?
Genie_M: just started
sora_mayura: false start
JoeKim: oh no
JoeKim: thats terrible
RandomTrivia: @JoeKim lrrFINE
TXC2: JoeKim we had to restart because of night time start
JoeKim: so . . .pave teh save?
UnkeptFlea: off to a roaring start
CaptainSpam: I'd be willing to say this run doesn't count... :-)
JoeKim: lmao
thefightnerd: who hasn't punched a flaming zombie in the morning before?
Didero: At least it's a useful way to get experience? :p
sora_mayura: Witch: GeT oUt Of MaH sWaMp!
TheWriterAleph: "Doing a speed run, eh boys?" -every mod on the server, probably
TheWriterAleph: *mob
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IsaTheEngie: SOON
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Didero: oot and aboot, very Canadian :p
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TemporallyAwry: Cool Shovel
RandomTrivia: Neat shovel at least
Genie_M: it's always strange to not see the coordinates and the clock
TXC2: "many a man has plundered this icy depths, searching for....stuff, never to be seen again!"
JqlGirl: 107, -495
Wolfstrike_NL: 107 -500
Radjack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
Radjack: 15 months of March! No wait...
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malc: "that down"
sora_mayura: 107, -500
RandomTrivia: malc pls
RandomTrivia: Wait, did James not take the Fire Charge?
IsaTheEngie: Oof
RandomTrivia: Wow that's a bad shipwreck
TXC2: did we use a map to find a map? like getting a key to unlock a key?
sora_mayura: full enchanted leather, nice
JqlGirl: permanent pants
noSmokeFire: curse-ed pants
TemporallyAwry: Nice Pants :P
IsaTheEngie: permapants
Tandtroll_OG: What a worthless set of chests
Genie_M: you don't die, so they're fine
RandomTrivia: Minecraft is a horror game now TXC2 , didn't you know?
TheWriterAleph: "I... AM... IRON... PANTS..."
CaptainSpam: Iron pants? In this economy?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: runs cursed
TXC2: RandomTrivia always has been Kappa
RandomTrivia: LUL
thefightnerd: is there a trick to finding a village? I'm always terrible at it
RandomTrivia: @thefightnerd Get lucky
IsaTheEngie: Use a seed mapper
RandomTrivia: And looking in the right biomes, too
Tandtroll_OG: Project manager Serge
IsaTheEngie: Even then, seed mappers can do neat things like give you coords to abandoned villages
FelanEntane subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
FelanEntane: hurray 2 years!
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RandomTrivia: Better than Project Manager Snerge, I suppose
malc: hadouken.
TheThromborax: speedrunning an RNG-heavy game seems *really* stressful but makes for great television
CAKHost: Punching blocks with Force!
sora_mayura: niiiiice
RandomTrivia: malc was that a "down-right" joke?
TimeToFry: Rip
malc: randomtrivia: it was from the music. this track contains just that word :)
sora_mayura: rip Serge lrrSERGE
RandomTrivia: Ah, fair
creasehearst: sure is a far away treasure chest
noSmokeFire: this chest is mega far away
TheThromborax: is this treasure further away than normal?
TXC2: are we SURE James is going the right way?
JqlGirl: none. they're all crouch, Uno
RandomTrivia: Are we ever sure?
TXC2: RandomTrivia nope :p
DiscordianTokkan: James'll actually have a use for that gold shovel now
TheThromborax: @txc2 I trust James to know north from south just as much as I trust James to fall into a hole
noSmokeFire: ahahaha
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: LUL
RandomTrivia: lol
RandomTrivia: Dammit Uno!
PsychoI3oy: i think i saw in a video or stream that the chest is always at 7,7 within the chunk
TemporallyAwry: :D keeping ya' on your toes
RandomTrivia: Woah
TXC2: Potjack!
RandomTrivia: Worth the trek
Genie_M: nice haul!
markaci: Nice!
stizzet: turtle 🐢 friend
TemporallyAwry: Lava next to wood. Classic Skyblock :P
RandomTrivia: Or with a Fire Charge, like you didn't take from the first shipwreck
Genie_M: it's not hard, it's long
Genie_M: even longer going the other direction
sora_mayura: no, that was at the portal
sora_mayura: rip
TemporallyAwry: Now if a firework explosion could light a netherportal, that would be a fun way to do it PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: @TemporallyAwry Nothing says exciting like risk to life, limb and possessions! :D
thopter_spy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
thopter_spy: lrrHORN
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TemporallyAwry: @RandomTrivia I was thinking shooting with a crossbow, but hands-on is fine too
creasehearst: he could also make two diamond shovels
RandomTrivia: You know that sword is going straight into lava at some point today
Genie_M: netherite hoe for the cheevo
RandomTrivia: Or one Diamond Boot
thekrakenwithin: Cheer50 Luck for the Nether!
oldsport77: how long is this run so far?
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:31.
RandomTrivia: Gahhh, Basalt columns again!
Alahmnat: oof
Genie_M: so pretty
Genie_M: and deadly
oldsport77: I meant the run but thanks @txc2
thekrakenwithin: The new nether has a very high chance of ruining speedruns.
rockstar_trx: Hello
RandomTrivia: jlrrCoolgame
TXC2: hello rockstar_trx welcome
anclag: Afternoon all!
noSmokeFire: the parkour maps were all training for this
Alahmnat: they just want to be your friend, Uno
rockstar_trx: Does he have a command for doanting?
JqlGirl: jlrrFall
Tandtroll_OG: This the real parkour challenge
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
Neddy471: This is a weird "Escape from Tarkov" map (See description... is it just me?"
TXC2: rockstar_trx nope
rockstar_trx: Oh ik
rockstar_trx: Oh ok*
Monocerotis2010: I was unaware the biomes in the Nether were so big
RandomTrivia: @Neddy471 Have you had Twitch open since yesterday?
Mysticman89: old descriptios do seem to stick aorund if you dont refresh for awhile
RandomTrivia: Sometimes the stream title and description don't update properly until you refresh
TXC2: so do fortresses not show up in bassalt ?
Genie_M: pretty but not really usable places
RandomTrivia: They can be in any Nether biome
malc: lrrHERE
Neddy471: @RandomTrivia It's possible, I generally just put my computer on sleep rather than shut down. But I've been in a bunch of different channels since last I was here, it's weird that it didn't refres.
RandomTrivia: But the columns can generate through them I think
TXC2: RNGesus
malc: whoever it was, they were cackling madly
Mysticman89: #blamejames?
malc: jlrrFall
cassaclyzm: This Nether is rouuugh
Genie_M: probably time to reset
Tandtroll_OG: Suspiciously empty
Tandtroll_OG: Think somehow this nether is the worst yet
RandomTrivia: oh no
Genie_M: 22 minutes
JqlGirl: 219, 45, -220
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that's precisely 4 years!
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RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
malc: lrrCOW
cassaclyzm: Good wither hug
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
Genie_M: "a terrible fortress"
noSmokeFire: bus is coming!
malc: now we have one fish
Alahmnat: rofl
DiscordianTokkan: Doofa
malc: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Everything is under control
sora_mayura: ah bus
Angnor33: lrrFINE
Neddy471 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Neddy471: That's almost 1/2 year... non sequentially, because Prime.
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RandomTrivia: benginRip
malc: welp
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: good hustle
m_logan2000: got the pants off
malc: so close
Genie_M: choose your next seed
RomanGoro: Maybe it makes sense to try to get some bows for next time?
TXC2: we found an blaze rod
sora_mayura: get bows
RomanGoro: Oh, right, the feathers aren't easy to get
TXC2: gotta go fast etc etc
Genie_M: you could type something to the seed :)
RandomTrivia: the8bitFaster the8bitFaster the8bitFaster
Tandtroll_OG: Maybe a diamond pick if you find enough diamond somewhat easy. So that you can move the nether portal
RandomTrivia: 15 seconds per Obsidian block
RandomTrivia: Huh, I remembered that very wrong
Decaped subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
Decaped: speedrunalloneword fourwordsalluppercase
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malc: pretty good going if you could really break a cubic metre of obsidian with your fists in under 5 minutes
Mysticman89: get everything optimised in a speadsheet first for peak fun
RandomTrivia: Welp, apparently I remembered it right but from Beta 1.9 LUL
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Tripleyew: 'afternoon, James and howdy all
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TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
Tandtroll_OG: I just figured since the nether has been the problem every time
Tandtroll_OG: lrrHEART lrrHEART
malc: jlrrPunch
combo_off: Serge why
CyberCypher: isn't that just Trogdor?
TXC2: it's what us karate ninjas do Kappa
RandomTrivia: Nether didn't have it :D
sora_mayura: dangit
MDrift314 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
MDrift314: I believe in elite speed running team Mine O'Clock! jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
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TXC2: !clips
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satyropodobny: never say Nether
ExachixKitsune subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
ExachixKitsune: Good luck team! May the luck be ever in your favour and may reality bend to your whims
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TXC2: never, never, never say neither again
RandomTrivia: Wow this is better
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romulish: craftcraft speedrun
ExachixKitsune: I assume this is the 2nd attempt of the day?
Didero: Man, James is already so quick at crafting
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: door?
RandomTrivia: Indeed it is ExachixKitsune
evan_333333: uh no flint then?
sora_mayura: correct
TXC2: "hmm, there's lava in them there deserts"
JAndersonCAD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
JAndersonCAD: Thanks for all the excellent content. Also James you got me into Tarkov.
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m_logan2000: carrot carrot milk?
themightybucch: Carrots to make milk with?
TXC2: big if serge
RandomTrivia: "carrot carrot stew, carrot stew, carrot stew|"|
cassaclyzm: Dang, good iron roll
CAKHost: You want to take that chance Serge with how RNG has been for you all?
kinslayer6788 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
kinslayer6788: Good Morning Mine O'Clock. I hope you guys get good RNG
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malc: jlrrCoolgame
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
LurkerSpine: rejoin server?
RandomTrivia: Did somebody shoot down a GPS satellite? LUL
LolCamAlpha: uhhh
TheWriterAleph: owo what's this
m_logan2000: im on boat
MTGRanger: Oh lol that's an actual glitch
RandomTrivia: Server won't be enjoying all the exploring
RandomTrivia: Just a de-sync
MTGRanger: The server fails to register you left the boat, and you become invisible to other players
JAndersonCAD: Thank you all for the amazing content. You all are wonderful and great <3 Cheer1000
IsaTheEngie: 1.17 is real diggy-diggy hole hours
TXC2: JAndersonCAD lrrHEART
LurkerSpine: 200, 50
stizzet: so we're getting the mines of moria with a canal on your channel Serge?
RandomTrivia: *distant sounds of a disgruntled Simon Lane*
combo_off: Serge me on the hubris server has proven that statement wrong about being the best dwarf
m_logan2000: 200, by found village
TheThromborax: Serge is going to need a new avatar with a beard.
SandwichKed: "boost this stream"?
Rustymagus: That village on the hill looks gorgeous
m_logan2000: blood magic
TXC2: SandwichKed twitch promo thing
sora_mayura: time to do food quest, back in a tick
charliepindar2003: <message deleted>raid Chaz_sturdy at the end of this stream ?, just tryna help out a friend who's tryna start up.
LurkerSpine: beds at least in village?
TXC2: charliepindar2003 we don't do that sort of thing here
TheWriterAleph: lrrHEART mods
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove
noSmokeFire: lots of little server hiccups on this run
BasilBrushOff: sergeModLove
Anubis169: please no recommendations charlie :)
TXC2: I was thinking James was gonna do the portal in the floor :p
thraximore: This portal is very scuffed :D
thraximore: but we take those
RandomTrivia: This portal is a fixer-upper
IsaTheEngie: scuffed 2x3 works as good as any other
RandomTrivia: Ok, one time good nether!
Taylorton147: whats the objective?
DiscordianTokkan: The End
LurkerSpine: coal next to lava pit, Serge
TXC2: Taylorton147 beat the ender dragon as fast as possible
Taylorton147: is there a time to beat?
RandomTrivia: "DNF"
pointless_man: jlrrFall
RandomTrivia: The time to beat
TXC2: Taylorton147 90 mins is the goal for us
Taylorton147: @TXC2 cheers
noSmokeFire: fortresses can't spawn in this biome, can they?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Need all 3 of you for splitting the party purposes. :)
RandomTrivia: Fortresses can generate in any Nether Biome
Taylorton147: think fortress is its own biome
quietcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
quietcat: You got this! I believe in y'all!
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Goombill: How rare all the fortresses?
RandomTrivia: They're a structure, not a biome
ArcaneLaboratory: fortresses are not biome-specific
fiftymcnasty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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RandomTrivia: They generate approximately every 200 blocks in North-South lines
ArcaneLaboratory: ^
RandomTrivia: Extra context for viewers: finding a Warped Forest is good because Endermen spawn in them, but bad because visibility is poor for spotting Fortresses
Daggothur: what is the overall goal/agenda of this game? i never really understood it
ArcaneLaboratory: defeat the ender dragon is their current objective
RandomTrivia: Get to The End, defeat the Ender Dragon
TemporallyAwry: Is there a common elevation they spawn at?That might also be something worth staying mindful of.
RandomTrivia: Jump in portal, roll credits, win game
TXC2: Daggothur we;re doing a speedrun, which means getting to end to beat the ender dragon
Didero: Oh, are we doing Parkour again this week? :p
evan_333333: who has the gold??
TheWriterAleph: sounds like Serge is between in oink and a hot place
pointless_man: jlrrFall
Zael250: Parkour!
ArcaneLaboratory: @TemporallyAwry the nether is short enough that it shouldn't matter
northos: @daggothur if you're asking about minecraft in general, it's basically a sandbox for exploration, resource gathering, and building
noSmokeFire: @Daggothur sort of player-defined. Minecraft is a survival crafting game, which means that some people play it to make fancy buildings, others to survive, and others to make contraptions.
RandomTrivia: @TemporallyAwry Fortresses? The bridges/platforms tend to be around the middle of the Nether, Y=65 ish
RandomTrivia: That said, the pillars cut downwards into whatever is beneath them when they generate
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
thraximore: umbraS
Earthenone: !next
Harvest25: 18 minutes
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quietcat: I feel like fortress finding would be a sticking point for me too if I tried to speedrun, I always have the worst luck finding them
RandomTrivia: This run started so well
RandomTrivia: The overworld was pretty good
ArcaneLaboratory: just getting killed by a bad nether
CyberCypher: I wonder if a strider with saddle would also work?
chickenace11: What is this seed I kinda want ot build in
TemporallyAwry: The runs will continue until RNG improves
thekrakenwithin: The new nether is great for exploration and cool new things, but terrible for speedruns.
TXC2: Mincraft says otherwise Serge :p
pointless_man: And a partridge in a pear tree?
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, could we get the seed afterwards? The spawn area was delightful
RandomTrivia: Welp
malc: F
cassaclyzm: Poor Serge is Cute
angryoptimist: F
ArcaneLaboratory: RIP
TXC2: one more time!
Didero: Next attempt should be "SergeIsNotCute" so we can get to the bottom of this
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: haha james funny die
RomanGoro: Maybe it makes sense to move away and try a second portal?
TheWriterAleph: The Seedgen has spoken!
TXC2: !break
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embyrr_the_dragon: If you find a saddle, I feel like strider strats might be a thing for fortress hunting
7gorobei: you could use the PaC feb2020 seed, there was a fortress not to far from your original home portal
RandomTrivia: @7gorobei They're specifically doing the "random seed" category, any prior knowledge invalidates the attempt
CyberCypher: @chickenace11 looks like it's "sergeiscute"
Mangledpixel: boop
RandomTrivia: Hey there Mangledpixel!
chickenace11: Thank you @CyberCypher
RandomTrivia: Wait, was it actually?
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: and we're back
malc: RIP Serge
CyberCypher: from what I can tell on Chunkbase's Seed Map
momma_tatts: Serge has turned into chair . . .
chickenace11: again
chickenace11: I will turn it into a masterpeice of building
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TXC2: that bluff there is a llama, change my mind Kappa
TXC2: "might"
ArcaneLaboratory: with the dolphin it's faster to swim
RandomTrivia: Could still be a "Chat Lethal" village
m_logan2000: chat planned it on the break
TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
TheWriterAleph: "Curb your enthusiasm"
RandomTrivia: The stream title is doing a lot of Mod work for you
romulish: the mood of the day right there
malc: jlrrFall
circusofkirkus: "Moderately Accelerated Minecraft"
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
CaptainSpam: jlrrFall
TheWriterAleph: jlrrFall
Orgmastron: jlrrFall
thraximore: jlrrFall
ExachixKitsune: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
momma_tatts: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
anclag: jlrrFall
cassaclyzm: jlrrFall
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
FenrisSchafer: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
Mangledpixel: Highlight reeeeel!
GapFiller: jlrrFall lrrHORN
ExachixKitsune: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
Snowcookies: jlrrFall
TehAmelie: y'all are much faster than me at least
m_logan2000: boo non-lethal fall
Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, we need to include Serge's congrats in this clip :P
RandomTrivia: #OnBrand
malc: yup :D
SeriousTyroo: jlrrFall feliciaYEAH
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde Already on it :D
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like the reaction is at least as important as the actual fall :D
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia lrrHEART
Tandtroll_OG: sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: (Also hi I'm lurking because work)
ExachixKitsune: Ah good RandomTrivia 's on it I don't have to work out how again
GapFiller: hai Sarah
malc: (hi Sarah)
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde enjoy your lurking
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Monocerotis2010: too much Valheim for Serge he is turning part viking
Tandtroll_OG: Valheim has made Serge favor the axe
RandomTrivia: Ah crap there's a typo in my title. Never mind.
ExachixKitsune: Excellent work RandomTrivia !
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia You can actually edit titles, and also on my end I'm just happy for good clips :P
TXC2: ^
malc: I too am hungry
SeriousTyroo: Mood
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde I was today years old when I learned that, thanks!
Genie_M: i've had dinner 2 hours ago
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Yeah you have to go find them on the creator dashboard under content, and you can edit or delete them from there
sora_mayura: have returned, what i miss?
TXC2: sora_mayura we're on run number 3
RandomTrivia: Apparently you can edit the titles while watching them
ExachixKitsune: I think if you re-open the link to a clip you made it suggests you can edit it... let me check
Didero: So what was the seed, James? Who do we blame for this? :p
sora_mayura: tanqu @txc2
Sarah_Serinde: Look maybe they'll luck into a nether fortress to make up for the rough overworld start
RandomTrivia: What ExachixKitsune said
Sarah_Serinde: It could happen
charlieweber45: lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: That's also good to know about not having to go to your dashboard to edit :)
ArcaneLaboratory: using the gapps for food, feels bad man
ExachixKitsune: (I.e. don't need to go into the dashboard you can just open the link)
Tandtroll_OG: Ah yes, that crucial diamond horse armor
Didero: No more server restarts?
CyberCypher: just casually eats the golden apple, lol
amras0x00: I feel like it'd be faster to dig straight down into the pyramid and build back up with sandstone
RandomTrivia: I don't think you can edit the clips themselves, but certainly the titles
CyberCypher: *enchanted golden apple
Sarah_Serinde: Didero They said on the third restart they had to stick with it
Sarah_Serinde: They want to at least finish a run
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Oh yeah probably not, I was only talking about editing titles personally
Didero: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, right, I forgot that. But surely this is the worst run so far
RandomTrivia: At least this Savannah is pretty
Mangledpixel: starting over until you get a good seed is par for the course in speedrunning heavy-RNG games
RandomTrivia: at sunset
Sarah_Serinde: It's not a great start :D
TheWriterAleph: one more?
Genie_M: i like savannah biome
Zoso_Wolf: One Mo Again!!
TemporallyAwry: It's a very pretty world - but not a lot in it :D
RandomTrivia: Uno, that's mutton to be proud of lrrBEEJ
Genie_M: boo
ExachixKitsune: RandomTrivia : I don't seem to be able to edit a clip from the dashboard either, unless there's a way I'm not seeing
Sarah_Serinde: Haha oh dear
TheWriterAleph: it's mutton to sneeze at
Sarah_Serinde: So next is JamesIsCute right?
Mangledpixel: oh, you input a seed? that would invalidate the run anyway
chesul: James has now looped around.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: If JamesIsCute works for the run... we will NEVER hear the end of it.
BlindProphet32: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
Mangledpixel: jlrrFall forever clap clap clapclapclap
Sarah_Serinde: Yup :D
ExachixKitsune: Uno Mas?
cassaclyzm: you've got this
TXC2: more?
sora_mayura: 4/3
RandomTrivia: Attempt Omega
anclag: In the words of Daft Punk "One More Time!"
ShifuDaxiongmao: this time, begin by sacrificing Serge to the Minecraft gods for better luck.
diamondmx: Wait, I thought there wasn't any One More anymore?
sora_mayura: they made one up
TXC2: one more lives on in our hearts diamondmx
romulish: inb4 Jamesiscute seed
ArcaneLaboratory: stream aint over yet
diamondmx: F for Daft Punk
IsaTheEngie: that wasn't attempt 3. that was attempt 2.8 HD Final Chapter Prologue
getsomeinya: one more ti.e for draft punk
anclag: ChatIsCute?
Gadora: ^
Sarah_Serinde: Chat IS cute
sora_mayura: ^
steelfox13: Mineoclock
corwyn256: What formatting for the seed?
romulish: we are
angryoptimist: I both can't believe Daft Punk is over and that they made it this long. That's a long time for a band/duo.
cassaclyzm: Just add more U
ShifuDaxiongmao: ModsAreCute
sora_mayura: ^w^
TheWriterAleph: also just like Daft Punk, let's hope we Get Lucky with this one
MyBuddySuperfly: this is the Juan
sora_mayura: Shamrock500 ThisIsTheRun!!!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TheWriterAleph They have to try for at least one full day cycle... "I'm up ALL night to get lucky"
RandomTrivia: Can confirm previous seed was unoiscute
TXC2: lets do it!
Monocerotis2010: "Spawned" ready
Genie_M: here we go!
Genie_M: (againagainagainagain)
TXC2: I like how that river is a hard boarder between two biomes
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: that was a jump, admit it
ShifuDaxiongmao: that's not classic James... he survived this fall :)
RandomTrivia: Savannah biomes aren't amazing, they're Okacia lrrBEEJ
Tandtroll_OG: Bit is Uno cute?
Genie_M: acacia boat!
TXC2: RandomTrivia booooooo Kappa
TheWriterAleph: confirmed that unoiscute and has the best seed of the three of them...? >_>;
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: And James has exposed lava... this is good.
evan_333333: chat is there a command for music?
RandomTrivia: !bgc
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pointless_man: And Serge!
KiaStirling: Will tennis replace Bingus?
KiaStirling: wc
KiaStirling: (watching multiple streams at once is hard sorry)
RandomTrivia: @KiaStirling Wait, did Bingus die?
BasilBrushOff: incoming sergeHubris
Orgmastron: jlrrPit
RandomTrivia: jlrrPit
pointless_man: jlrrPit
zblust: Do you want extra beds so you can leave intermediate spawn points?
MikaelFoxy: Where's the timer? Shouldn't there be one considering this is a speedrun?
LurkerSpine: Uno's got it
TehAmelie: hay hay hay
TXC2: Uno has a timer up on his stream
Didero: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
TXC2: !dos
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KiaStirling: @RandomTrivia no but Ben got a fighting/psychic which is a better fit than Bingus Remastered
7gorobei: golem
circusofkirkus: missed some bread?
MikaelFoxy: @TXC2 Ah thanks!
Tandtroll_OG: You missed bread james
RandomTrivia: @KiaStirling Ooh, interesting
Narcuru: in the chest you got the leather armor there was 2 bread
RomanGoro: Picked a saddle instead of some bread, yeah
TehAmelie: food? oh, we have hay. strap on a feedbag
7gorobei: there's a golem in that village
Sarah_Serinde: I mean maybe he can use that saddle in the nether :D
sora_mayura: so much bread
TehAmelie: would it then be a . . .blazing saddle?
KiaStirling: @RandomTrivia and Merlin just finally evolved! :D
Tandtroll_OG: Get past the lava by eiding a strider
Narcuru: just need a fishing rod :p
TheWriterAleph: @TehAmelie eyyy
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Grab some cobble for better tools while you wait?
amras0x00: still counting how many runs it takes James to build nether portals without replacing the water
AmberLampLight: wow, for some reason it had never occurred to me to try re-mining gravel for flint
ArcOfTheConclave: shouldn't that be a 2x2 pool of water?
Didero: Hey, only 7,400 channel points to reach the boost goal
7gorobei: there's a golem in James' village, if you need more iron
RandomTrivia: LUL
BasilBrushOff: LUL
Alahmnat: good sign
RandomTrivia: CurseLit CurseLit
TXC2: ah bassalt again
RandomTrivia: Basalt! Our arch-nemesis!
Genie_M: another pretty basalt country
TehAmelie: is this a new Nether biome? it looks so strange
romulish: no fun, only basalt
TheWriterAleph: "Imagine, if you will, a world without water..."
NickPenrhyn: Just a lil' basalty about it
TXC2: this feels like the overworld in the Matrix to me :p
Didero: For a next run, maybe it's worth it to create two Nether portals very far apart?
7gorobei: its a very pretty basalt hellscape
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TheWriterAleph: "Su... per... maaaan..."
RandomTrivia: @TheWriterAleph Noooooooo
ExachixKitsune: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Why would you do that...
TXC2: "I have the high ground, ana-Golem-kin"
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malc: jlrrBaby
pointless_man: jlrrBaby
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malc: finally, no more boost messages
TheWriterAleph: boost the roost!
RandomTrivia: Boosting into SPACE
Mangledpixel: boooooosted!
NickPenrhyn: Congrats on the boost!
EscherichiaCole: I don't know what that does!
Chillie: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
TXC2: and well never boost again :p
TemporallyAwry: Hooray Achievement Get - good riddance banner!
RomanGoro: Now let's not do this ever again
romulish: I dunno what it does either but I contributed, lol
Didero: You're very welcome, James :p
malc: Sub Par Hype!
ArcOfTheConclave: What does the boost do?
NickPenrhyn: Boost promotes the channel across Twitch iirc
malc: arcoftheconclave: makes the channel more likely to be recommended by Twitch for a while
Sarah_Serinde: The boost just makes it more likely for people to see this stream in their recommendations on Twitch
TheElrad: Hey now, Subpar is a strong vote of confidence in you three :p
AmberLampLight: Come for the speed run, stay for the accidental setting themselves on fire
TheWriterAleph: m e d i o c r e
RandomTrivia: Supposedly it shows the channel another 60,000 times or so in people's recommended feeds
Tandtroll_OG: I mean the speed might not be there, but you are absolutely the cutest speedrunners on twitch
AmberLampLight: ljgami1Adequate
malc: poor Jerf
pointless_man: jlrrPit
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPit jlrrPit
Orgmastron: jlrrPit
Mangledpixel: jlrrPit
Narcuru: poor Adam Mk.II
Jeezy56: jlrrPit
RandomTrivia: jlrrPit
AmberLampLight: welp time to dig a hole
amras0x00: did not realize you can pot cactuses
Snowcookies: except for the one we don't talk about?
AmberLampLight: jungle%
TemporallyAwry: I've been watching too much minecraft, but I could have sworn you started in a uselessly tiny jungle the one time.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Need one lava... which is there.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
RandomTrivia: 41 seconds later...
malc: jlrrDang
Chillie: Yeah that corner cost you...
Chillie: Oh. Good to know
TheElrad: but why did James just throw away 4 perfectly normal pieces of Obsidian? :p
Narcuru: cant use the crying obsidian
Sarah_Serinde: Those purple blocks would need to be removed and replaced
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I thought the crying was in the corner... and not needed.. must have mis-seen.
TheWriterAleph: obsidian cries when you abandon it and refuses to work anymore
Jeezy56: that's a crying shame
malc: it's like obsidian, but it makes you sad when it doesn't work
TXC2: it's a crying game
Mangledpixel: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn there were two pieces
Chillie: How do you make 'em happy? ^_^
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ah, missed the one. Makes sense.
momma_tatts: @TheElrad, he does not have a diamond pick to harvest the obsidian with
SAJewers: imagine building a base there serge :P
TheElrad: @momma_tatts I know, but there were 4 pieces in the chest ^^
momma_tatts: Oh, I missed that!
DiscordianTokkan: Serverm plz
Melanqolia: is that speedrun?
malc: jlrrDang
DiscordianTokkan: *server
Didero: Hey, at least you can blame lag for everything that goes wrong!
circusofkirkus: jlrrBreak
RandomTrivia: jlrrBreak
TheElrad: no problem, I think James just forgot he couldn't harvest the rest of the obsidian
pointless_man: jlrrBreak
Angnor33: jlrrCreeper jlrrCreeper
malc: ah, holes
TXC2: time to dig our way out
Alahmnat: we need to go deeper... no. *deeper*.
Tandtroll_OG: Dig a tunnel dig dig a tunnel
Abavus: txc2, our way in..? maybe?
Abavus: down, in, out, who knows!
gualdhar: I didn't know El Funko played Minecraft
Gadora: Did they bed to set spawn by the portal?
TheElrad: James digging down in the nether, that seems to be quite a safe thing
TXC2: in, out, shack it all about
sora_mayura: I'm so laggy...
malc: game pls
RandomTrivia: Basalt Monolith? :D
TXC2: in before we find out old portal Kappa
TXC2: *out
RandomTrivia: That probably is the same biome
TXC2: *our
ArcOfTheConclave: what are they looking for?
sora_mayura: nether fortress
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
malc: yikes!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TheWriterAleph: nice assist!
malc: PigChamp
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
BasilBrushOff: ooofa
IsaTheEngie: lrrFINE
TXC2: so close
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Alchemistmerlin: my heart
Gadora: katesScared
Abavus: lrrFINE clearly
Krat_Arona: You thought, Pigboy
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
LadyMCHall: ooo Parkour?
TheElrad: damn you serge, how could you deny us the jlrrFall sergeFall
evan_333333: eat tho
RomanGoro: For a moment I thought Serge was ahead and saw James fall before we did
Monocerotis2010: Pigkour
TheWooglie: food?
sora_mayura: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: He was scared of the zombies
malc: jlrrPit
TemporallyAwry: !goodidea
malc: !goodideas
malc: huh
Mangledpixel: this would be a bad time for a lagspike
SeriousTyroo: !plurals
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
odhtate: on this channel?
Jeezy56: after the end of the end chunk this isn't so bad really
cassaclyzm: Cooool
Tandtroll_OG: Interesting strategy
TXC2: fine? in this economy?
sora_mayura: lrrFINE lrrJAMES
Sarah_Serinde: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
Sarah_Serinde: May be what you all were looking for
smallimprovement: anybody else find it way harder to locate a nether fortress after the nether update
malc: oh that's the one
Melanqolia: why is chat soo slow??
malc: thanks :D
RandomTrivia: Rip Serge
BasilBrushOff: oh no Serge
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes chat is chill, nothing wrong with that :)
TXC2: blow out soon, fellow stalker
malc: it was James
TheElrad: James Turner?
Snowcookies: riv Serge
Melanqolia: alright
TheElrad: @malc jinx :p
IsaTheEngie: parkour!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Things are going well then :D
Jeezy56: go James!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
malc: lrrHERE
TheWooglie: James died last? shocker
diamondmx: Okay, solo run?
Melanqolia: btw where is timer?
TemporallyAwry: I feel like we've learned a valuable lesson from these streams. Beginners-Luck is a real thing, and RNG punishes you for it PrideLaugh
malc: there's a timer on uno's stream
TXC2: Melanqolia on Uno's stream
malc: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
circusofkirkus: but james is only good at punching chunks
DiscordianTokkan: !dos
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MikaelFoxy: !music
Sarah_Serinde: !bbc
Sarah_Serinde: !bgc
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Sarah_Serinde: I can letters
RandomTrivia: Welp, Hoglin gonna Hoglin
MikaelFoxy: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks!
Mangledpixel: !vagh
LRRbot: bIQtIq labtaH RebelliousUno je. bIQtIq jorchanDaj yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'!
malc: I didn't know about that one
azureHaights: They call him... MISTER PIG
Sarah_Serinde: malc it's fairly recent
TXC2: it's fairly new
RomanGoro: Are there any stronghold finding strats that you're missing?
malc: what even is it
TehAmelie: Uno, the master of beds
Mangledpixel: malc, I translated it :)
Tandtroll_OG: Never know when one might get sleepy
TXC2: malc klingon
malc: ah. :)
Didero: Oh no, is James gonna jump?
Didero: Oh phew
RomanGoro: Maybe it makes sense to create a new portal closer to whenever James is?
northos: well I know one easy way to get back quickly Kappa
RandomTrivia: Not intentionally Didero
smallimprovement: pauseChamp
TXC2: some clench there
Didero: That's the main difference between a jump and a fall I guess, yeah: The intention
Sarah_Serinde: Hallelujah
TheWooglie: isn't almost died James's normal?
smallimprovement: POGCHAMP
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Fortress ho!
Sarah_Serinde: benginTry
RandomTrivia: WHAT
odhtate: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
IsaTheEngie: NICE
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jeezy56: nice!
malc: lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: Diamonds!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW lrrSACK
BlindProphet32: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
Tandtroll_OG: benginYe benginYe benginYe
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
ShortRound2099: woweeee
evan_333333: ayy thats a dub
Snowcookies: nice
SeriousTyroo: feliciaYEAH
smallimprovement: LETSAGO
Orgmastron: POG
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
TemporallyAwry: Lol - wheelerGreed
TXC2: Diamonds ho!
pointless_man: jlrrWalldiamond
SAJewers: pinkkiManic
NimrodXIV: jlrrCoolgame
Statist42: benginDab benginDab benginDab
BasilBrushOff: sergeHolyMoly
cassaclyzm: wooow
DiscordianTokkan: sergePongChamp
RandomTrivia: Nether didn't have it!
ShortRound2099: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: Now don't die to mobs
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN
floki4242: lrrWOW
eshplode: Now don't die!
TehAmelie: Diamond Hound Turner strikes again
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TheElrad: maybe make a shield?
chesul: maybe make some boots and a sword/
chesul: ?
IsaTheEngie: A shield may be useful
Mangledpixel: forge a weapon with which to kill a god
TemporallyAwry: Echoing Shield.
PsychoI3oy: james you dumped your logs
Narcuru: James you dumped your logs
TemporallyAwry: ^^^
pointless_man: james, you left your logs behind.
Tandtroll_OG: Easymode now
IsaTheEngie: I guess he could grab some nether wood to make a shield
Sarah_Serinde: Well, what could James possibly need wood for, it's not that useful, right? Kappa
RandomTrivia: What even IS this fortress?!
PsychoI3oy: look at james clearing all the hallways. Funko would be proud
TXC2: have we found the blazeless blaze fortress? :p
malc: hahah
RandomTrivia: Checking corners is a good habit to have
angryoptimist: ^
TXC2: "clear the corner's rookie"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean, you don't check your corners IRL? Weird.
Sarah_Serinde: Garbage and also logs, apparently
DiscordianTokkan: Get your logs back also, James
TemporallyAwry: I guess in the middle of a forest, the wood isn't that big a deal?
lemmel: Gotta watch out for the skeleton with a Mosin
pointless_man: Garbage logs.
Tandtroll_OG: But where are all the blazing blazes?
TXC2: you mean you don't look for the exit EVERY time you enter a room?
PsychoI3oy: there was an nup from one of the other downs that might have something?
TehAmelie: do blazes spawn like regular mobs or are they some kind of bosses?
angryoptimist: Well, you know how how fortresses can hide a fair amount of their bulk...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Jeezy56: good lord
Sarah_Serinde: Uh
circusofkirkus: that's a few friends
smallimprovement: OMG
BasilBrushOff: you wanted withers Kappa
Juliamon: TehAmelie They have physical spawners
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Nigouki: hahah
evan_333333: uhhhhh
Foxmar320: You got this
TXC2: oh there we go
RandomTrivia: Blazes can spawn anywhere within Fortresses, but mainly from spawners
Tandtroll_OG: Holy
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV foxmarNOV foxmarNOV
TemporallyAwry: Wow, RNG is punchy today.
RandomTrivia: Welp
Alchemistmerlin: Accidental witherskeleton spawner
angryoptimist: That's a lot of wither skeletons.
TXC2: Pumba!
RandomTrivia: This fortress is a rollercoaster of variance LUL
Gadora: Whee~
RandomTrivia: They avoid fall damage
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
evan_333333: was that pig missing a tusk?
Alahmnat: mobs: smarter than James
TXC2: Strong words there Uno
chesul: I was just waiting for James to knock it down onto the fortress.
circusofkirkus: can we speedrun the wither fight?
Foxmar320: You made a farm that fast? This really is a speedrun
TemporallyAwry: Forget the dragon, lets get a wither lrrBEEJ
PsychoI3oy: it's a speedrun to defeat a whither, right?
malc: lrrFIRE
evan_333333: watch james get 3 wither skeleton heads
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
RandomTrivia: Such a rude Blaze
Juliamon: Try not being on fire.
TehAmelie: who built this fortress? it's a fire hazard
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Avoid the Pew Pews.
RandomTrivia: Does LRRbot have that one yet Juliamon? :D
TXC2: good advice
Juliamon: RandomTrivia It does!
TXC2: an blaze rod
RandomTrivia: Fantastic
Didero: How many blaze rods and pearls do you need again?
RandomTrivia: One (1) Blaze Rod
TehAmelie: we're going hot rodding
TXC2: Didero at least 10 rods
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Does it extend into that nether hill?
Didero: @TXC2 Oof, that's a lot
Sarah_Serinde: "Try being on fire" is one of the original advice entries
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: At the corner?
Sarah_Serinde: Don't see "not being on fire" though :D
JohnLockeCole: tiny forress?
RandomTrivia: jlrrBreak
Foxmar320: lol
Foxmar320: He got there
Sarah_Serinde: There we go
RandomTrivia: There it is!
Jayrod1220: There it is
Mangledpixel: we told you, a while ago
pointless_man: Hmm... I wonder where those logs are...
odhtate: its fine, there's wood right there
Juliamon: "Be less on fire" is in there
TemporallyAwry: We tried to warn you lrrAWW
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
Sarah_Serinde: Chat tried :D
DiscordianTokkan: If only chat warned you lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Ah that's the wording, I hadn't searched for "fire" on its own yet
TehAmelie: of course, ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire
RandomTrivia: Where in the database are the advice lines stored?
Sarah_Serinde: That's also among the first entries
Sarah_Serinde: !help
RandomTrivia: It only shows one at a time there
Sarah_Serinde: I forget if you all can see the responses
TXC2: RandomTrivia in a part only us mods can look at probably
RandomTrivia: That seems reasonable
circusofkirkus: Pearl Jam?
Sarah_Serinde: Probably not since we surprise you with things sometimes :P
sora_mayura: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:56.
TXC2: heck I get surprised we some of the stuff we add to lrrbot :p
Juliamon: You can refresh the page to get a new one, but no, non-mods can't access the responses page
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Oh yeah there are things in there I have no idea of the origin for, and sometimes just discover them in chat :D
RandomTrivia: !quote 7019
LRRbot: Quote #7019: "Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions." —TXC2 [2020-06-23]
TemporallyAwry: Well, there are arrows sorted.
evan_333333: does one really need 4 stone swords?
TXC2: I stand by that quote of mine
RandomTrivia: It's still accurate
DiscordianTokkan: HA!
CaptainSpam: Look, be more specific next time.
Didero: @TXC2 Aren't all videogames a series of weird interactions?
TheWriterAleph: this is the worst shop i've ever been to. one star.
TXC2: Didero yes, but it's much more noticeable with minecraft
Didero: Yeah, fair
RandomTrivia: "Piglin trading is just lootboxes" Send Tweet
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
evan_333333: james turner professional gamer
TXC2: hot take there RandomTrivia Kappa
TemporallyAwry: That was too close for comfort PrideLaugh
Juliamon: I really really look forward to being able to recover health without having to spam food.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Chillie: Tarkov skill are getting one in the noggin at spawn
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
RandomTrivia: Funko eating peas was amazing
RandomTrivia: Poor Funko
Jayrod1220: Sniper blaze
TehAmelie: blazes are made of like ten rods and a face, right? how do they fail to drop even one rod?
RandomTrivia: A Blaze spawner in a contained box? That's called an oven, James.
TXC2: clearly we break their rods to kill them, thus the difficultly in harvesting them
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSACK
DiscordianTokkan: Phooooooooo
chris365: Maybe make a shield?
Alahmnat: James how do you keep getting away with this?
circusofkirkus: James is toying with fate
RandomTrivia: That was clenchy
TheElrad: he had a whole half a heart left
SerGarretCameron: it was just a heavy bleed, got the heal off.
BasilBrushOff: 0.5 != 0
TehAmelie: mm, imagine putting a blaze in a furnace. should last longer than lava
TheElrad: it was 1 is not zero, but that leaves him with a whole 0.5 heart he could have also lost and not die
RandomTrivia: Weird that Blaze Rods only smelt worth 1.5 pieces of coal
RomanGoro: Why are we using axe instead of sword?
TehAmelie: "balance" or something
Juliamon: Axe does more damage, technically
CaptainSpam: This is an excellent bread-to-blaze-rod conversion machine!
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE
TemporallyAwry: So fighting Blaze, they actually have a "punch" that does more damage than the fire dot, so it's generally not advisable to smash your face into them while fighting.
TXC2: we got a lot of questions to axe them
circusofkirkus: problem for future james
RandomTrivia: That's a problem for Future James
Mangledpixel: Future James falls down neon cyber holes
TXC2: 6, 6 rods ah ah ah
sora_mayura: ^^ Nice Count Von Count
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
TheElrad: Mobs never look down, it is known
RandomTrivia: That was Drax Invisiblity clearly LUL
Jayrod1220: That's not how holes work.
RandomTrivia: Also not how straight lines work
TXC2: "if"
TemporallyAwry: Maybe dig under them?
RandomTrivia: I feel like there *MUST* be an easier way of doing this
DiscordianTokkan: Will... the light from the fire stop more from spawning?
BasilBrushOff: sergeHubris
TheWriterAleph: this is going GREAT
RandomTrivia: James no! Our hearts can't take this punishment!
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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SerGarretCameron: we're camping.
TXC2: "this is actuly.. SHARP INHALE"
ContingentCat: sneak better
Alahmnat: this is going well
chris365: Or shield
RandomTrivia: Everything is under control
CaptainSpam: lrrFINE
sora_mayura: sergeHubris lrrJAMES
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE James im going to run out of emotes at this rate
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Maybe run far enough away they despawn and start again with fewer?
circusofkirkus: maybe just bail?
7gorobei: face full of fire
BasilBrushOff: James "6-DEX rogue" Turner Kappa
circusofkirkus: better part of valor time?
LurkerSpine: get those splints working
kevenwith2es: Either Tarkov skills do not translate to Minecraft or there are no skills in the first place. 🤔
Jeezy56: maybe 7 is fine
m_logan2000: abandon the run
TemporallyAwry: So - when you get a fully enclosed spawner like this, you can actually dig under and create a 1 block high trench for them to fall into.
rogerivany: Jameas is carbo-loading for the dragon I assume?
TheWriterAleph: "Nope." *closes door*
m_logan2000: leave with what we have
angryoptimist: They're just gonna keeps spawning, aren't they?
angryoptimist: *keep
TheElrad: have you considered using a shield?
angryoptimist: No power greater than CHEESE!
TehAmelie: these nerds are gonna blaze. . .in hell
chris365: @loadingreadyrun make a shield
PotatoJimmy: we doing speedrunning today bois
circusofkirkus: how many are we at?
sora_mayura: go over them?
TXC2: circusofkirkus 6 rods at least
TehAmelie: (rip Hellblazer)
RandomTrivia: This is the scrappiest way to do this it's great :D
Alahmnat: this is hilarious
Chillie: please heal up =((
TemporallyAwry: 9 rods - good enough?
Alahmnat: still glad the spawner is nice and enclosed?
evan_333333: enough rods yet?
Foxmar320: You live here now
Juliamon: lrrHERE
DiscordianTokkan: Time to break the spawner..?
chris365: The rods will burn in the fire
LurkerSpine: why not 12 rods?
Alahmnat: that seems counterintuitive...
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: The neck abides.
angryoptimist: A blaze rod in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
RealGamerCow: So we needed 10 rods and 14 pearls, but 9 and 7 is okay?
circusofkirkus: LurkerSpine each rod = 2 powder
TemporallyAwry: That was far more stressful than it needed to be lrrSPOOP
LurkerSpine: @circusofkirkus Ah. Thank you.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: What direction do you need to go James?
RandomTrivia: Probably left lrrBEEJ
Mysticman89: perhaps if james digs a hole and serge builds a canal, thing will work out
circusofkirkus: I second the canal motion sergeCanal
BasilBrushOff: sergeCanal sergeCanal sergeCanal sergeCanal
RandomTrivia: sergeCanal
TXC2: Motion carried
thekrakenwithin: sergeCanal sergeCanal
AziraphalesShop: It's a bow James, what could it cost
mystdream: sergeCanal sergeCanal
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: James, you still have that saddle? :)
TemporallyAwry: Just pillar up to the roof and tunnel back - with a diamond pick it would only take 3-4 minutes. Gives them time to find string for a bow?
Jeezy56: you don't remember that circuitous route through the red forest?
RandomTrivia: This looks familiar
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TemporallyAwry Good call
circusofkirkus: AllThingsConsidered is a great NPR show
RandomTrivia: James is at X=-4800 in the overworld...
zblust: Wasn't the portal high anyway? Tunnel through the ceiling?
RandomTrivia: This is good, this is good
Alahmnat: gotta head out. good luck to you gentlemen :)
TXC2: so long Alahmnat stay safe
RandomTrivia: Take care Alahmnat!
TemporallyAwry: String/Bow would be good to work on still right?
TehAmelie: forgetting your entry coordinates is sort of like losing all your ID huh. such existential dread
RandomTrivia: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
TheWriterAleph: coxChicken
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: James finding all the enderfriends on the way back.
sora_mayura: 1 feather makes 4 arrows? kinda backwards
Juliamon: Gameplay!
LolCamAlpha: jlrrPunch
Quaseymoto: Back to the pit
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, I recognise this hole
RandomTrivia: Or not
RandomTrivia: An existing tunnel! lrrHORN
TemporallyAwry: You survived the return trip - that's wild.
angryoptimist: It was indeed!
TXC2: have we looped back round? :p
DiscordianTokkan: That was yours yp James. Almost there!
Mangledpixel: to the right
northos: "a hobbit lay here..."
Mangledpixel: there you go
IsaTheEngie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
IsaTheEngie: found the way back!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
Jeezy56: quite the nether trip
RomanGoro: What's our current time?
sirgrenadealot: Yeah hahah, never been so stressed by a mc stream
sirgrenadealot: or a nether trip in particular
evan_333333: probably want the blocks james
TehAmelie: i only read the words "blocks James" there and it was strange
TXC2: "look to the east!"
rogerivany: Did Serge cook Irene?
LurkerSpine: are they doing the triangulation method?
RandomTrivia: Once the Eye changes direction, yes
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It shouldn't be able to delete the portal apparently... unless that's changed.
angryoptimist: Do you even need to triangulate? Triangulation is for a 3-dimensional point is space, right? On a 2D plane, all you need is two lines.
RandomTrivia: Things could generate through End Portals up until 1.16.2, when they fixed that
Harvest25: I had 2 locations with no portal. I beacon mined the place out to confirm
SandwichKed: angry - no, that is triangulation
IsaTheEngie: You need four points to locate something within 3d space if memory serves
angryoptimist: Ah, right.
Juliamon: ooh diamonds
Narcuru: iron in that chest
Juliamon: You missed one iron
DiscordianTokkan: Grab the iron?
chris365: Iron
TXC2: isn't it 6 lines 'cause you need the 3 lines to intersect, or has Stargate lied to me all these years?
Thagnok: What was that cat idle?
TXC2: *6 points
Mangledpixel: or, if a certain scifi franchise is to be believed, 6 points plus a point of origin :p
IsaTheEngie: I don't remember. It's been 15 years since the geology unit of earth science
Mangledpixel: ah, same thought TXC2
LurkerSpine: -223, -1434
TemporallyAwry: inb4 the murder hole gets someone
Mangledpixel: and yeh, Stargate's mathematics is as incorrect as its history
amras0x00: that's not how 2x1 digging works
TemporallyAwry: Hooray - shields !!!
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IsaTheEngie: speaking of ravines cutting through fortresses
Juliamon: Siiigh
angryoptimist: @Mangledpixel Didn't they +1 it for, like, extra-galactic travel?
malc: hahah
Mangledpixel: angryoptimist yep, and then another +1 for journying to the Destiny
DiscordianTokkan: Atarka has blessed this stronghold
BasilBrushOff: Serge "cursed one" Yager
circusofkirkus: LUL
RandomTrivia: Booo, zero eye portal
malc: -232 35 -1439
Jeezy56: haha of course
TheWriterAleph: z e r o
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: lol
evan_333333: break spawner?
TheAinMAP: Again?
RandomTrivia: Phew
TemporallyAwry: RNG is cruel. How do you do that.
chimenea1: Zero wtf
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: My son and I got a stronghold like this with a chasm through it. And the dumb portal was behind a wall... dug up half the thing before we found it.
Juliamon: I mean, at least the chasm didn't wreck it?
angryoptimist: lrrSACK ?
Taylorton147: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (52m from now).
TXC2: how has it been both times we've made it this far, the portal had NO eyes? :p
malc: hah
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
BasilBrushOff: sergeFall
RandomTrivia: Wait that's a sergeFall
TemporallyAwry: use the diamonds for a SergeAxe?
circusofkirkus: make a diamond helmet?
evan_333333: diamond helmet?
CaptainSpam: Ooo, enchant-o-arrows, too.
evan_333333: give serge sword?
angryoptimist: Alright then, fingers crossed!
Snowcookies: use that diamond James
SerGarretCameron: emergency soak apples?
Harvest25: Share the diamonds
Taylorton147: sharing is caring
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: There was a chasm... might be some
circusofkirkus: in the chasm!
thetoastmonster: bottom of the chasm?
DiscordianTokkan: There was some in the chasm?
zblust: ^
Taylorton147: find water in the mind shaft
DiscordianTokkan: I think?
sora_mayura: water in the chasm
Taylorton147: no better armour for uno?
CaptainSpam: Drop iron doors?
Narcuru: james has 4 ore and2 bars
SquirrelEarl: Also Iron ore
circusofkirkus: 4 iron ore too
thetoastmonster: like... John Malkovich?
RandomTrivia: Good luck and good hunting
malc: may the best dragon win
TheWriterAleph: good luck; don't die
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheElrad: you have 20 minutes left to kill the dagron
TehAmelie: "take a second before you start shooting-" *boom*
malc: if only we had elytra
Didero: Is it worth it to tower up there so you don't waste arrows?
RandomTrivia: Without water buckets it's too dangerous
Mangledpixel: fitting music for this
Taylorton147: what does exploding those blocks do?
kerbalized_: I had one work call and we're at the dragon???
LurkerSpine: Would the bed method be easier?
ggodopaste: The crystals explode, dealing damage and knocking you down
Mangledpixel: LurkerSpine it's not easy to do at all
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malc: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
TXC2: Taylorton147 they heal the dragon
BasilBrushOff: many whelp! deal with it!
RandomTrivia: Pour on the deeps!
Mangledpixel: hit the butt!
Jeezy56: hitbox pls
ContingentCat: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
TehAmelie: such hit box porn
evan_333333: isnt head the best hitbox
RandomTrivia: Any part of it deals the same damage
TheElrad: that's a 50 DKP minus James
TXC2: Head also where the fire comes from, so......
circusofkirkus: do we still have the fire charge?
CaptainSpam: Sounds like someone's TV is on the fritz, so an Enderman must be angry.
RandomTrivia: She's just flying through the obsidian to show off that she can
TehAmelie: wait if axes do more damage than swords what are swords for
RandomTrivia: Not taking double durability damage when hitting mobs
Taylorton147: gg!
IsaTheEngie: swords swing faster and have a lower recharge time
RandomTrivia: And better enchants
TheWriterAleph: yeaaah booiiii
CaptainSpam: BOOM!
Jeezy56: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
malc: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: ah
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN GG! lrrHORN
Alma_v: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BasilBrushOff: yeah boiiiiiis
RebelliousUno: 83:42
TehAmelie: also lrrHORN
Didero: Woo, grats!
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTime gdqClap gdqTime gdqClap gdqTime gdqClap
steelfox13: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Decaped: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWriterAleph: sub-90!
kinslayer6788: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
IsaTheEngie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jobot180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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FenrisSchafer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Snowcookies: woo
odhtate: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Run it back!
PsychoI3oy: GG
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: that might be a new record
EpiiMeth: GG!
rogerivany: lrrHORN lrrHORN
zazamost: nice job!!!
ArcOfTheConclave: masaePB masaePB masaePB masaePB masaeSmirk
rythyming: congrats!
RechargeableFrenchman: That's a HUGE jump. Congrats team, that's really solid.
ExachixKitsune: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thekrakenwithin: Hooray!
noSmokeFire: at that rate you just need 4 more runs to beat the world record
BasilBrushOff: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jayrod1220: rebell1Eggs jlrrTenner sergeIrene
badpandabear: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
cassaclyzm: gg!
circusofkirkus: James never died!
sora_mayura: whoop whoop
FelidarSov: And zero eyes
Diabore: bedrock or java?
rogerivany: Did they start late today?
frnknstn: cheer83 New PB!
evan_333333: nether took at least an hour
ArcOfTheConclave: masaePB masaePB masaePB masaePB
RandomTrivia: @rogerivany They restarted twice
Sarah_Serinde: rogerivany No, they just reset a few times
TXC2: rogerivany no, that was the 4th run
Juliamon: Bad nether, empty portal, still PB'd
Didero: A solid 1442nd place on Speedrun dot com!
OldManJohnsonMB: James is banking up those deaths for when he really needs them
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sora_mayura: Party100 congrats!
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:45:46.
Sarah_Serinde: Really good timing too
TheElrad: so the 2 man speedrun world record is only 18 minutes and 57 secons
Diabore: is this bedrock or java?
BasilBrushOff: Java
Didero: Wait, no, wrong list. 113th place on the co-op list
sora_mayura: java
circusofkirkus: time to statistically analyze this run to see if you were "too" lucky :P
ShifuDaxiongmao: also the pearl luck
evan_333333: @TheElrad so next time we get world record right?
TXC2: looking at it, we have the 16.5 record
RandomTrivia: And that incredible chest upon first entering the Nether Fortress :D
SquirrelEarl: 3 extra diamonds, 6 extra iron
chris365: Did you know that the end poem on screen was written by an Irish writer
LurkerSpine: parkour?
Knightlyvalor: Thanks for streaming James, Serge, and Uno!
JohnLockeCole: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (41m from now).
Diabore: lets get sub 60 pb
TehAmelie: it has a bit of a Finnegan's Wake feel
rogerivany: speed dig holes?
LegionofLashes: a bit different so....digging large holes?
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno and Serge
rasterscan: Raid?
Tandtroll_OG: Love!
Knightlyvalor: Thanks mods!
Snowcookies: woo diifferent
TheElrad: on the Speedrun leaderboard for 3 players you'd be 57th or 58th
TheWriterAleph: JamesLRR! PLAYER OF GAMES
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
ShifuDaxiongmao: JamesLRR the Undying. ;)
DentedPockets: James, I have a revelation Mine a Chunk Speed runs exist
TXC2: !discord
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Didero: Parkour is always fun
SAJewers: minecraft bedrock edition Kappa lrrBEEJ
Decaped: Valheim lrrBEEJ
TXC2: !next
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ContingentCat: start
TXC2: !events
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malc: byeeeee
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR:
DiscordianTokkan: Later James!
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
ContingentCat: thanks James
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream James! Thanks Uno and Serge too! lrrHEART
TehAmelie: James practically owns the "mine a chunk with only materials from that chunk and all the other arbitrary restrictions James made up" run, but maybe that's not good enough for speedrun dot com
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (38m from now).
Snowcookies: bye James
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Juliamon: The category rules for chunk-mining make me laugh.
thetoastmonster: Someone at LRR played Control on a NewDay stream didn't they? It was very enjoyable.
Juliamon: Paul did
thetoastmonster: Ah yes.
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2, take care!
thetoastmonster: Well ,at least they don't have to buy the game again :D
dumbo3k: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (35m from now).
vegetalss4: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (28m from now).
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (23m from now).
wildpeaks: Control soon, fellow janitors