DoodlestheGreat: Put all those meds away.
ChekhovsCannon: Can we see James walk around his hideout with the lights on just to see how it's looking?
Firnsarwen: Excuse me, I believe you mean a very FASHIONABLE Scav.
ChekhovsCannon: Wrong screen
NathanJay_GA: Booth cam!
amative1: Still on booth view
MrQBear: Booth
Lord_Hosk: Booth
Firnsarwen: we're on booth
Lord_ZYRK: James, you're on booth you ding dong lrrBEEJ
zeldakid1999: You're on booth cam
Firnsarwen: Where's Funko's "Funk you're on booth you ding dong" from TQ? lrrBEEJ
Downrangespy: booth
drcanonball: we want to see
Lord_Hosk: TQ "you're on booth you ding dong"
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Booth Cam
Firnsarwen: LUL
ChekhovsCannon: This is a darn shame, I just wanted to see the hideout
ChekhovsCannon: I feel cheated
gualdhar: james froze?
MidgardSerpent: we get a narrated tour of the hideout, though.
Firnsarwen: @gualdhar yep, James is froze
Firnsarwen: but he knows :)
Lord_ZYRK: TV PogChamp
ChekhovsCannon: neato
Mysticman89: fps_doug would be proud
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: Well done, James!
Bearudite: the frozen cam makes you look very uninpressed
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream, James and Funko!
Lord_Hosk: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
Firnsarwen: Thanks for the stream! elfunkHeart jlrrPillow lrrHEART
Lord_Hosk: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Juliamon: We'll have fun, at least
Orgmastron: GARF KART
GredGredmansson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
Firnsarwen: Garfield Kart Furious Racing...? -blink-
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
LRRbot: 2470 patrons for a total of $18,935.19 per month.
GredGredmansson: uhhh
Phailhammer: cya :)
Firnsarwen: bye forever, James!
Snowcookies: night James
InsaneVioletMage: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (11s ago).
Sunmare_Dragon: Hi all
Juliamon: Hi!
dreamingwaves: Hi
Ashen_Prime: Hello fronds! Do we know what they're playing tonight?
Juliamon: Garfield Kart
MAPBoardgames: GarfKart
asthanius: Finally
Ashen_Prime: Thank you. This is going to be a glorious mess.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello, I'm here for the Garf A Day Karting Championship stream?
Juliamon: This stream is Andrew's fault, and let's face it, even if you didn't know that you probably *did* know that.
asthanius: Everything cool is Andrew's fault
Sunmare_Dragon: The greatest racer ever
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: In some way, isn't everything Andrew's fault. Especially when it involves Garfield
asthanius: Andrew Garfield?
RandomTrivia: Garf Kart! Garf Kart! Garf Kart!
Loonatic93: So has James Escaped from Tarkor?
Snowcookies: Yes and no
Snowcookies: He keeps going back to escape again
tehcrashxor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (3m ago).
chaostreader: Soooooooooooooon
tehcrashxor: !badadvice
LRRbot: Accept limitations from hot rich people.
letfireraindown: so soooooon
northos: wait no that's good advice
corpocracy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
chaostreader: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #6386: "Soon I will have shoulders." —James [2019-09-12]
northos: oh, limitations not invitations
northos: never mind
DarkMorford: GlitchCat GlitchCat
Diabore: !advice
LRRbot: Stab it in the deadly lasers.
Juliamon: We have an A+ lineup for this stream
Snowcookies: !findquote car
LRRbot: Quote #1277: "I am a pretty terrible car." —Ian [2015-12-15]
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Implying that not all of them are A+?
chaostreader: !findquote Garf
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: Just reiterating an always-true statement.
Diabore: !findquote wa
TheWooglie: Juliamon you mean their names all start with letters A or greater?
Garfman314: @chaostreader you rang?
Snowcookies: Why does nothing render videos at 360p anymore
tehcrashxor: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #2079: "Oh, there's some sort of *** mission going on here." —Alex [2016-03-11]
TheAinMAP: Title change.
tehcrashxor: !quote cam
LRRbot: Quote #7200: "Paradise sucks." —Cameron [2020-09-18]
chaostreader: !Findquote kart
LRRbot: Quote #343: "These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!" —Ian [2015-06-13]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
tehcrashxor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months, currently on a 78 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tehcrashxor! (Today's storm count: 25)
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (7m ago).
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: How can the box be a mimic when I AM A MIMIC
chaostreader: No, you’re a Ninja Goldfish.
RandomTrivia: There are allowed to be multiple mimics
empyreon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
iris_of_ether: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
NimrodXIV: oh boy!
RandomTrivia: Soundtrack is already PERFECT
serramarkov: lrrSIGNAL
mitomanox: yay
TheMerricat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
asthanius: The dulcet tones of Garf Kart
SkylerRingtail: I'm curious to see if this is just a Mario Kart ripoff, or if it's good in its own right
RandomTrivia: I'm expecting both SkylerRingtail
Mcgwee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
Mcgwee: Almost a year!... god its almost been a year
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mcgwee! (Today's storm count: 26)
chaostreader: !quote Wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
AWildMeeep: TIS TIME
serramarkov: I hope everyone is having/has had a super day!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: for those who want to check it out themselves.....
Mysticman89: we're trusting that is is in fact good, and not just a meme
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail Everyone I've seen comment on this has indicated it will be a little W+P-ish :p
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! We hate Mondays, but luckily it is Wednesday, so we are playing Garfield Kart Furious Racing! 📷 ||
Megaparsec256 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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Lord_ZYRK: SourPls b a n g e r a l e r t SourPls
coachNelly: @RandomTrivia for the remainder of this stream, perfect will be spelled with a U (-ian)
NightValien28: I beg your absolute fucking pardon, garfield kart?
SkylerRingtail: Oh joy
Manae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
Manae: It's going to be weird when they aren't technically Bezos Bucks anymore.
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TheMerricat: "8 CHARACTERS: Garfield, Odie, Jon, Nermal, Arlene, Liz, Harry and Squeak"
AffinityForFun subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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RandomTrivia: @coachNelly My bad, I should have guessed :D
RandomTrivia: Soundtrack is purrfect
djalternative: oh god. what fresh hell is this?
BusTed: garf kart garf kart
Bobtheninjagoldfish: If this is the Soundtrack for GrafKart.. I'm in.
Mr_Dirty: Team Nermal!
AffinityForFun gifted a Tier 1 sub to InsaneVioletMage! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
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GredGredmansson: no way, Odie for life
asthanius: @coachNelly Uerfect? Alright, I guess.
lord0rcus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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Lord_ZYRK: coachNelly ah, perfuct
Vn497 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Vn497: The Garf comes for us all, in the end
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Featherweight_: Arbuckle up.
RandomTrivia: @coachNelly Wait, are you Ian signed in on Nelly's account?!
asthanius: @Featherweight_ I guarantee someone on the stream was planning to make that joke
chaostreader: I wonder if there is a Paws menu?
coachNelly: no i'm just the mouth of Ian
asthanius: Is that comfortable?
100abrahamlincolns: I was about to watch something on another channel and then I see "garfield kart". Excuse me?
BigBenS221: the puns, they burns us
damn_i_am_pretty: @coachNelly like the mouth of sauron, just prettier?
coachNelly: it's an important position in dark lord Ian's army so mom is at least proud
Lord_ZYRK: Please, if you want animal puns then what they need to play is Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football
Sibwow: coachNelly on this blessed day we are all the mouth of ian
TheMerricat: "RECENT REVIEWS: Very Positive (96) ALL REVIEWS: Very Positive (1,315) STEAMDB RATING: 84.47% (?)" - sadly the first two pages of reviews are all memes so no idea if the game is actually any good.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 35 month streak!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Has LRR been fully taken over by Jacob, because this game truly feels like it belongs in the World of Darkness.
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Bratmon: What is about to happen to us?
circusofkirkus: who is going to be Nermal?
SkylerRingtail: Getting, like The Sims and Toontown Online vibes from the music?
damn_i_am_pretty: The horrible eye of Dark Lord Ian gazes upon us from Birbador
Mysticman89: the teeth of ian will hopefully remain in the safesty of the mouth
Sarah_Serinde: Well this is certainly a Very Ian Tweet
TheMerricat: Omg, please don't bring back memories of Toontown online, I was devistated when it was canceled.
SkylerRingtail: @TheMerricat I know they brought it back as a fan thing, but I think that has also shutdown?
RealGamerCow: Hey chat, what's the opposite of a banger?
averythetiger: Ah. More horror. I was just watching First Law.
100abrahamlincolns: This game better have Lyman
SkylerRingtail: @RealGamerCow A mash?
Mcgwee: Dub step?
Juliamon: A flop?
TheWooglie: RealGamerCow brand new car?
TheMerricat: @SkylerRingtail the site is still up and being updated but I never actually tried out the fan remake -
GredGredmansson: a dud?
Mr_Dirty: @RealGamerCow Mondays
R_Craddz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
R_Craddz: greetings from the VODs
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BigBenS221: a ballad
BigBenS221: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LordZarano: I sure hope Ian has set the wheel travel very short for this
LolCamAlpha: woo!
MyrddintheWizard: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes sharkf11JAM
RandomTrivia: benginHype ysbrydHype the8bitHype
nyperold: We're ready to party! We're ready! (And hope you bring lots of spaghetti!)
Mcgwee: SingsNote lrrHEART SingsNote
HQueso subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months, currently on a 84 month streak!
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BusTed: Garf Kart Garf Kart!
steven_strangle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
steven_strangle: Honestly, can't imagine a more fitting game to resub on than Garfield Kart
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, all!
Alchemistmerlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 71 month streak!
Alchemistmerlin: Who do we blame for this?
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circusofkirkus: nyperold this is a lasagna only stream
TheAinMAP: Hello.
RandomTrivia: Oh this is a STRONG lineup
PharaohBender27: I see what lrrIAN did there katesLol
Getter404: Hello! I can see all of your face and body!
Snowcookies: * times in Pacific
GredGredmansson: Hello lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEEEJ lrrIAN :lrrWHEELER lrrCORI :lrrNELSON
NightValien28: this is gonna be a hell of a thing
BusTed: Strange angle.
number_1_the_larch is gifting 3 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
Mcgwee: man I haven't had lasagna in ages...
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MAPBoardgames: RIP AFK katesSus
Fluffy776: I did this
RandomTrivia: mattlrConfus mattlrConfus mattlrConfus
BusTed: But we'll take it.
Sibwow: is wheeler playing big tiddy goth garfield
corpocracy: Did we?
DoctorBobnarAwesome subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
DoctorBobnarAwesome: All the garfing?
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TheWriterAleph: ah yes, revel in the natural segues
damn_i_am_pretty: Don't blame me for this disaster
Garfman314: it's you're fault
AffinityForFun: I refuse to be blamed for this
NightValien28: we did this
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to jim_davis_himself! They have given 2944 Gift Subs in the channel!
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rizulli subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
rizulli: Something something, hating Mondays
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nyperold: Friends are there to help you get started, to give you a push on your way.
SquareDotCube: I thought it was Andrew...
averythetiger: I did do this, and I'd do it again!
Lord_ZYRK: All your friends are here. You're not allowed to have other friends :)
BusTed: That is a classy lasagna, Ian.
Mcgwee: were we the demons?
RocknGrohlNerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi everybody, breakout the gaming cutlery and think of Lasagna, Garfield time
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GamesAndInk: Paul, you need a Smooth Segue button that just has a segueway drive across the screen then explode.
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to lasagna! They have given 736 Gift Subs in the channel!
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mitomanox: yay
amative1: Patreon.Com/LoadingReadyRun. You did this.
mitomanox: hello beej
iris_of_ether subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
iris_of_ether: Heck yeah, CTS!
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IgorApp subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
IgorApp: Love to see this lovely friends showdown!
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Joalni: I was told this was actually Andrew's fault this time.
GredGredmansson: greetings to beej
Fluffy776: Mooood
petey_vonwho: I did this? you did this!
RandomTrivia: (translator's note: It's our boi)
GhostValv: ya :0
Snowcookies: That orange colour
mitomanox: dont hate the potate
Orgmastron: Mood Nelson
nyperold: As one of many contributors to Square Root of Garfield, I am up for watching this.
laikagoat: HahaGingercat
SkylerRingtail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
SkylerRingtail: Can't be around for Live this month, so figured I'd drop this for...whatever we're about to witness.
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Juliamon: CtS the overall show is Our Fault, this particular game is Andrew's fault.
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to nergle! They have given 737 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Fluffy776: So I thought this game didn't have multiplayer
theleerm: garf karf?
averythetiger: Fake Gamer Garf
Lord_ZYRK: Who hasn't played Garf Kart?
TheWriterAleph: on PURPOSE?
RandomTrivia: That almost constitutes deliberate practice! LUL
RustyPryde: Beej is doing the Kathleen "Come At Me" dance!
Joalni: Did you leave it on AFK?
Alas_Babylon: Garf Karf: Furious Rurious
Fluffy776: Yes!!!!
RocknGrohlNerd: It has been monday every day, for like a year, I feel like
petey_vonwho: I've never heard of GarfKart
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Thrustmaster HYPE
Joalni: Oh yes!
Xafty: ah, i was fully expecting Ian to be farming trading cards like i do
GredGredmansson: the way Jim Davis intended
RobocracyNow subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Just gonna put this in here again gabyLul
circusofkirkus: DRIFT STIK
Garfman314: deja vu!
SkylerRingtail: Ian takes his Garf *seriously*
PharaohBender27: Oh dear, lrrIAN 's going to have a HUGE advantage, isn't he? :D
Durzostarfire: Ian gonna go initial D on this
MuadDab subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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TemporallyAwry: I tuned in for "Drift Stick" ... this is going to get weird.
jazzyjrw subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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Sibwow: unlimited breadsticks
NarishmaReborn: in comparison, everyone else is driving actual trays of lasagna
hattingston: to go with the lasagna
circusofkirkus: is Wheeler the resident Garf expertt?
LolCamAlpha: breadsticks go with lasagna
TacitusVigil: Is Ian committing to 24 hour Garfmanns stream on the Abu Dhabi track?
RealGamerCow: mozzarella stick?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Corndog feels more like a sonic thing
TotallyNotaBeholder: or was that chilli dog
Vn497: Buckle Up
GamesAndInk: IAN
Garfman314: @TacitusVigil you called?
ShaneLeeAtk: Ian Horner...
petey_vonwho: I vote seeing all 6 views, a la oldschool split screen
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
asthanius: There it is
Rootpotato: i just had spagetti for dinner, does that count
GredGredmansson: i'm pretty sure Garfield has always preferred Italian in general
asthanius: I knew it
herph subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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Anaerin: Spin! That! Wheel!
taareek1976 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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hattingston: @totallynotabeholder Sonic is chilidogs
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil Oh goodness I hope so :D
TacitusVigil: @Garfman314 The official sponsor of Garfmanns! What an honor! :D
SquareDotCube: still on booth?
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you amazing people who i love beyond mortal comprehension!!!!!
SkylerRingtail: Oh boy
SquareDotCube: oh nevermind
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to AbuDhabi_Gaming! They have given 42 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Mcgwee: oh my
blooperman12: Huh
blooperman12: This is... something
TotallyNotaBeholder: @hattingston that's right, it's been a while, cheers
theleerm: are we on ian's gameplay?
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Hexi_Lexi! They have given 738 Gift Subs in the channel!
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gibbousm: is everyone Garfield but with a different hat?
RomanGoro arbuckles up
100abrahamlincolns: I had super low expectations but this could conceivably look worse
GredGredmansson: I think this is Kathleen
Hexi_Lexi: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub! How Dare you be nice to me!!!
Getter404: Same hat!
averythetiger: Who's Swamp Ritual?
SkylerRingtail: oh boy, that sure is a framerate
Dog_of_Myth: @Hexi_Lexi How dare you be a nice person.
BooperOfHonks: We love you more, @Hexi_Lexi ! At least if you sum all our love up :-D
GredGredmansson: so the pie is the red shell
RandomTrivia: I think that was attempting to be a shortcut...
Anaerin: TYRE-d?
Alas_Babylon: You know, I'm getting a sort of, uh, vibe from this game, but I can't quite place it
theleerm: i hope this was in partnership with Garfield eats
Durzostarfire: Ian is not keeping the tofu safe
RandomTrivia: I love how unhelpful the track map is
PharaohBender27: When did this come out?
Vn497: Garf -Spurt?
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Too soon
RandomTrivia: And not soon enough
TacitusVigil: Wheeler is the expert on Garfield as he looks like Jon but with a mustache. Kappa
Mcgwee: I'm kinda reminded of Jak X racing. the handling looks kinda on par
IgorApp: Wheeler, the in-house Garf expert
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia I mean, beside that :p
MegaDosX: Ah, the not!lightning bolt
Robot_Bones: Wheeler edits the Garfield Wiki
Fruan: It this just literally a Mario Kart reskin? That's disappointing.
Radyin: Is there some kind of indicator showing whose gameplay we are watching?
TheMerricat: who are we watchihng?
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
CaptainSpam: I see one Garfield, two Lizzes, a Jon, three Nermals, and... one other character?
TSSaloic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
TSSaloic: Fourthly Sebben Monthes. Thyme tou eat Lagsagnaë.
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Juliamon: Ask and receive, Radyin
nyperold: The comic strip is a few months older than I am.
Vincent_VonDoom: Uh oh, this is making me a bit queezy
LolCamAlpha: I love watching Ian just yeet himself off the cliff
theleerm: that comic sans aint it
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 2019 apparently
SkylerRingtail: Same @Vincent_VonDoom . The framerate is hard to watch
Rootpotato: is this fast and furious tokyo drift?
Hexi_Lexi: excuse me?! WET WAGGLE
TacitusVigil: The Fat and the Furrious: Abu Dhabi Drift
averythetiger: I feel somehow that this was not designed for a high-end steering wheel.
RandomTrivia: Technically it's only a remaster that adds multiplayer
Radyin: Can we get an indicator showing whose gameplay we are watching?
Juliamon: This is actually a "remaster"
SquareDotCube: Discord sharing is not liking this at all
Dog_of_Myth: @Radyin bottom of the screen
Mcgwee: ok it wasn't just me getting sick from it...
Radyin: Ah, chat lag.
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia katesWot Did not expect that
neisan2112: Wtf, BTTV just caused Twitch to just completely F up and covered the stream.
Feminine_Desires: Ian is realizing how buggy this game is
GhostValv: f
BigBenS221: this looks like hot garbage so far
Hexi_Lexi: is Ian using The Wheel?
niccus: i'm not sure that's a good thing
Despoiler98: Ian with the actual driving setup got LAST hahahahah
TheTekkieman: Ian is indeed using The Wheel.
TheMerricat: I feel as if maybe Ian's focus on Project Cars has ruined his Karting ability :P
TacitusVigil: Oh, Liz isn't playing without a camera? Disappointed.
TheWriterAleph: Bad Nermal has a goatee.
100abrahamlincolns: The sight of Garfield driving off a bridge into a ravine...
Killer_Pie: Everyone wanna be nermal
Kipstar: "Bad Nermal"
Fruan: All Nermals are bad Nermals
DeM0nFiRe: Is the framerate low for anyone else?
RandomTrivia: Ian's issue is that he's accustomed to driving with actual good physics
Graham_LRR: Kathleen you came 7th :(
LordZarano: Looks like without force feedback Ian's wheel has no auto-centering, causing ha lot of weaving
Juliamon: DeM0nFiRe It's the game.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I'm probably the bad Nermal.
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: the whole stream is pretty janky
asthanius: Cori's a Garf Kart tryhard Kappa
Getter404: Nermal Only, No Items
Darleysam: put Garfield in Smash?
tehcrashxor: Don't be Nermal. Be Ab-Nermal.
Hexi_Lexi: @Graham_LRR SHH let her have this!
Sarah_Serinde: Darleysam sergeHi
niccus: i'm glad we don't have spoilers
WonderfulGlory: Chat request to view 3rd place gameplay
TheWooglie: you beat Ian though
Killer_Pie: Oh and hi from Brazil, chat and LRR
theleerm: who is swamp fellar?
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde hello!
TheAwkes: "Pull out to engage speed" Just going to leave that on there out in the open.
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Anaerin: They do have gears. They have "Go" and "No go".
100abrahamlincolns: @Killer_Pie Hi to Brazil!
TheWooglie: when Ian said he got the wheel working...
RandomTrivia: Yeah, Ian getting that sweet DRIFT
Graham_LRR: This game doesn’t even let you adjust resolution, god forbid the karts have gears
nyperold: Cat hairpins!
Painfully_Dyslexic: oh god this game is giving me motion sickness
Despoiler98: the Wheel was not meant for this
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
TacitusVigil: I love this classic Garfield setting of "a factory and loading dock"
RandomTrivia: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: LUL Nelly
damn_i_am_pretty: that framerate really grinds my gears
chesul: I know why Ian is doing so badly on this one, he's not in a forklift!
serramarkov: The jam was pumped.
TheMerricat: btw chat - here are the power ups if you are trying to figure out what eacht hing does
Garfman314: can you not reverse?
nyperold: I'd believe a factory as a setting for the cartoon.
SkylerRingtail: Garf Kart? More like Barf Kart
Fruan: This framerate is making me a little sick.
niccus: also, there's no lane guide for learning the track
Anaerin: Rhodes Garfield Scholar
TheWooglie: Graham_LRR are you sneaking a watch and play in here?
Feminine_Desires: He does not
theleerm: i have a phd in garf
RomanGoro: Statistically yes
gibbousm: Maybe in the TV show?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: hell no Paul
white_sedan: lmao this is probably the most viewers we've had on this streaming category
SquareDotCube: maybe in a race to the fridge
CaptainSpam: Ian's constant swerving to break up drafting is sort of distracting. Kappa
HundreydAundre: Race of wits, sir?
LordZarano: Neither does Mario in the main games?
amative1: I don't recall ever seeing Garfield race a car, in G&Friends nor in the comic
100abrahamlincolns: Unlikely in the comic Paul he mostly doesn't do stuff
TacitusVigil: More shameful profession Garfield Scholar (president) or Garfield Scholar (the cat)?
GredGredmansson: what is the lore of Garf Kart
RandomTrivia: I mean, it's wednesday, so...
TheWriterAleph: "Gotta go fast" -Garfield
niccus: like a programmer!
RomanGoro: Is Garfield the original Orange Cassidy?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
GredGredmansson: ah, the "Laborious Laziness" trope
Genderi: So happy to see Watch and Play is back!
nyperold: I remember him imagining himself in a race, but in reality, he's in a cardboard box.
DeM0nFiRe: So which game makes sense from a lore perspective, garfield kart or sonic racing?
gibbousm: fun fact: Charlie and Chocolate Factory predates the creation of OSHA
lord_wertornion: i saw this on the schedule and was fearing for everyone's sanity
TheMerricat: Sonic Racing
tergonis: learn from senpie
Juliamon: Welcome to all Garf Kart fans new to LRR!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: why isn't Alex on this watch and play?
Featherweight_: There was a time he exorcised a volcano with a convertible. Thats kinda like a race
100abrahamlincolns: I honestly like the visuals of this game even with the obvs frame-rate issues
MyBuddySuperfly: 24h GarfielfMans
Killer_Pie: "I'm speed incarnate" Garfield 2020
Fruan: "Round 3/3"?! They're called LAPS
TacitusVigil: Oops all Garfs!
RandomTrivia: "When was the last time we saw a car?"
MyBuddySuperfly: 24hours GarfieldLeMans
nyperold: Occasionally he'll put effort into annoying and angering others. I think he actually likes it more than eating and sleeping.
DeM0nFiRe: Juliamon Typical streamer gaming the system by just playing whatever game is most popular
Genderi: @Fruan yeah, it's 3 goes around!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The falling off the course is more of an issue, it seems :P
Onehalfcupflour: Real-life Garfield Scientist here, Jim David makes Garfield race every Saturday, and the winner of the race gets to be eating the lasagna in the cannon timeline known as the Sunday Strip.
Despoiler98: its called NARCLEPSY
HundreydAundre: Yes, Wheeler; Tell Us More About How Much Effort Is Applied Effortlessly?
asthanius: French?
asthanius: Why is it in French?
theleerm: could we get a wheeler cam?
GhostValv: :O
Feminine_Desires: Yep. It's a normal bug for this game
gibbousm: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 1964 Creation of OSHA 1970
GredGredmansson: Wasn't the 3d Garfield Cartoon made in France?
TheWooglie: Canadian version?
asthanius: Chat-Rivari Chez Jon
Genderi: Chat-Rivari Chez Jon
Bobtheninjagoldfish: does someone else's view have less wabbling on straights?
Talin06: a bug in this game... /s nooooo
GredGredmansson: France is well known for making cartoons
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: like Ladybug
Feminine_Desires: Yes this is a confirmed bug
Hexi_Lexi: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: The French have attacked Ian's computer!
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
asthanius: Ah yes, the well-known Garf Kart French Crash bug
TacitusVigil: Le Garf
RandomTrivia: What a quality program LUL
Feminine_Desires: this is exactly what happens
Despoiler98: LOL "turn French"
Bratmon: That's just how Canada works right? Randomly everyone speaks in French?
Snowcookies: brake to avoid pies or use bonuses at the right time
white_sedan: haven't seen that bug before LUL
GredGredmansson: Everything is France
100abrahamlincolns: Here's Garfield /thinking/ about racing cars in an old strip:
Feminine_Desires: I've seen some speedruns of this and this exact thing just destroys runs
RandomTrivia: SingsNote Let's all go from the lobby SingsNote
Talin06: yeah that scans
Genderi: "Oh this is Canada? Gotta turn on the French?" "Oh this is French? That shouldn't happen!"
CaptainSpam: The French animation industry is nothing at which to sneeze.
Alas_Babylon: That famous Vapors song, "Turning French"
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Veraphage: The game is all like "but I am le tired".
Killer_Pie: Your pc was banished to France
LordZarano: Play it in the original Mongolian Kappa
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Pheonix888: very Quebequois
GredGredmansson: I thought that was only in Montreal
Mysticman89: the winners of these things ouaght to get paid time off to make things more spicy
asthanius: French Beej is way less funny
TheMerricat: Those Quebecers are getting really aggressive, just going straight into the games and taking over to switch the game to french.
AquaUmisa: Oh I gotta see this
HydraWiggins: Turn French then go on General Strike in protest of... just about anything
HundreydAundre: Pizza!?
BluTGI: fire ze missiles!
Garfman314: what is "loading ready run" in french?
googoltudoris: how has this OBVIOUS rip-off of Diddy Kong Racing not gotten sued into the ground???
TacitusVigil: LoadingReadyRun dot FR is nothing but Le Love Doctors
MyBuddySuperfly: Less lasagne than expected
TheWooglie: now I'm hungry
GredGredmansson: @googoltudoris because Rare doesn't exist
HundreydAundre: That can't be right; it should be at least shaped into: LASAGNA
leebenningfield: I *just* listened to the Garfield Kart episode of How Did This Get Played
asthanius: You must be at least this French to race
Graham_LRR: Shoutouts to the LRR French re-stream, they work hard. They are also fictional, but hey.
ANeMzero: Desert Bus France is a lot more reasonable
MAPBoardgames: A bunch of sundae drivers in here.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Cool game!
MyBuddySuperfly: Sundays are better than Mondays, amirite?
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE lrrFINE_HF
nyperold: In the Sundae Cup, do you engage in a bit of sundae driving?
Mcgwee: lrrFINE
googoltudoris: @GredGredmansson oh yeah. Thanks, Microsoft! /s
coachNelly: damn i really want desert bus france to be real
BluTGI: Auto-Fil Friends!
Dog_of_Myth: @Garfman314 Chargement prêt Run according to Google.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: as someone who has frequently had to shout out forgienlanguage restreams at speedrun marathons, this is hitting close to home
TacitusVigil: I'm not my own friend either. I rather hate myself.
RandomTrivia: @coachNelly Be the change you want to see in the world? :p
PharaohBender27: @VmKid There is! This why I titled my clip the way I did
VmKid: Derp
circusofkirkus: eSports ready
Killer_Pie: Desert Bus international. it is a re-stream that have subtitles for every language know to man.
HundreydAundre: Kays, I'm begin n' gin the problem with this game...
Feminine_Desires: oh yeah this game has A LOT OF BUGS
MegaDosX: "Maybe"
GredGredmansson: We've got garfield working on it right now
HundreydAundre: This game has UPDATES?
jesse9008: "My program became French again" is my go-to for software crashes now
Garfman314: i do not
Mcgwee: lrrFINE_SG
BluTGI: garf-cart-erinos
niccus: grand prix with cheese please
Onehalfcupflour: Jim David came to me in a dream once does that count?
RandomTrivia: French DB is just cooking segments making cakes and pastries all the time, it's called Dessert Bus lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: My Uncle works at Garf Cart lrrBEEJ
Bratmon: Are you telling me that the netcode in the game isn't the greatest code every built?
asthanius: This is an interesting W&P spinoff
damn_i_am_pretty: I didn't know a game could make Animal Crossing's multiplayer seem rock solid
Dog_of_Myth: Obviously this game needs rollback netcode stat.
Killer_Pie: Desert bus for hope in french is just the guests battling with baguettes
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GredGredmansson: this game could benefit from room codes
BluTGI: Will the owner of the white sedan please report to the guest kiosk!
SkylerRingtail: I didn't know Watch + Play was back
SquareDotCube: Maybe not... do grand prix?
white_sedan: thats me
white_sedan: Kappa
SnowbirdMike: How many things go downhill after someone says "i have an idea"
RandomTrivia: Ok, here's the plan: Everyone make your own lobby, then argue about which lobby is best and everyone else should join
TheWooglie: this is mid 2000s LAN party feels
damn_i_am_pretty: garbage day!
Tangsm: The first elimination round is being able to race at all.
GredGredmansson: !findquote Friends
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IbunWest: I am starting to think this game isn't well put together.
GredGredmansson: fitting
Feminine_Desires: Enjoy the many many many bugs this game has XD
gualdhar: crossing the tech support
RandomTrivia: The spirit of Watch&Play is alive and well, and it's here with us today :D
Pal_Friendpatine: Is it weird that I do believe this is part of the game?
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PharaohBender27: What an apt quote, LRRBot
niccus: this is the garfield spaceplan game right
Tangsm: I don't understand. The game should be able to work since it's not Monday.
BluTGI: Lasagna!
asthanius: oh god those laughs
PharaohBender27: @Dog_of_Myth katesLol
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
hattingston: Wild that lasagna, super heavy food with lot of noodles and cheese, acts as a speed boost
TheWooglie: Top parenting right there
Lord_ZYRK: Covering both the food groups. Very good.
kalira77: that QA
SnowbirdMike: This reminds me LAN parties in the early 90s.
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
RealGamerCow: Get in the sea!
BrowneePoints: FUCK yea Garfield Kart!
RandomTrivia: Paul, I just want to thank you for your choice of Comic Sans for the captions LUL
SkylerRingtail: At least the framerate is watchable. For now
Dog_of_Myth: But Mario Kart is actually good....;p
GredGredmansson: oh so there is a "go backwards" button
asthanius: He's on a stick?!
TacitusVigil: I assume this game just breaks completely on Mondays.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "I'm not a fan of the physics they use for..... anything"
Lord_ZYRK: Glad to see some people still drive stick
MegaDosX: If nothing else, the flippy mechanics in this game are pretty funny. Wheeler's character ate shit a second ago when they flipped
RandomTrivia: Wait, it's not quite that after all... hmm... Graham! Halp!
Killer_Pie: Well, he is better than most americas who cannot drive stick :v
TheTekkieman: All stick, no shift.
Masslost: ohhh this is from the company that made the XIII remake .... yikes
circusofkirkus: so we have a fight stick, an actual wheel, what else?
Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_ZYRK Well played. LUL
asthanius: Garf Kart for Evo
nyperold: I think I'm not up on the right part of Garfield lore to know who Harry is. I'll hit the Garfield wiki later, since it doesn't matter right now.
DeM0nFiRe: Good PSA for not driving while tired. You might drive into a lake
white_sedan: playing odie with the red car, football helmet, and red spoiler is the best character customization for most tracks
TacitusVigil: Awesome Garfs Done Quick
asthanius: Garf Kart ultra shortcuts
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
MegrimTV: i actually think it was at a gdq
plummeting_sloth: I don't know how, but I feel it seep in my bones that somehow if I donate bits to this Jim Davis, that magnificent bastard, will get a cut
RomanGoro: Dang, Wheeler literally beat me to the joke, I was typing "SummoningSalt"
SrMuskrat: The Garf Kart Revolution
SnackPak_: sergeIntoTheSea
TheMerricat: - The "French bug" really is a thing :D
amative1: <SummoningSalt intro music plays>
theleerm: fight stick is workin real well ngl
Ashen_Prime: This does seem like it would fit right into an Awful Games block.
TheWooglie: that spider does look impressed
Tangsm: The vet should have a special move that's just romantic rejection.
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun the speedruns do indeed use lasagna launching, but they all clip through the map in its many bug ridden walls mario kart wii style
spiffinn: there was a new mario kart summoning salt vid recently
RandomTrivia: I envision this game being like FZero, where a TAS just ignores any kind of maximum speed limitation
spiffinn: always hype when a new video drops
GredGredmansson: yeah, shortcut!
Kipstar: "short cut"
NonUniqueGuy: I don't think that was a short cut
MyBuddySuperfly: that was some sentence, lol
LordZarano: Speedruns of this game are pretty impressive actually. So many bugs/exploits!
MyBuddySuperfly: using lasagne to speedrun
HundreydAundre: Garfield Kart Furious Racing/ Sorcery/ 2RRU: Create a new game after this one. If a player can't begin a game before it starts, repeat this process for each player. The first turn must be taken by a different player each time.(Otherwise, end the stream.)
Genderi: How good job LRR member Jon!
GredGredmansson: LT to reverse?
plummeting_sloth: I think i might briefly mute this and put on the Garfield Monstrosty from MbMbaM
IbunWest: The quality of a game is not always proportionate to the quality of the speedrun.
Garfman314: just.... ending... is really frustrating
SnowBuddy18: so, AI in on min level, right?
Pal_Friendpatine: @hundreydaundre wattsLOL
Manae: "One clean lap" I feel we've heard that before
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun @HundreydAundre found the online game joining issue
asthanius: This music is amazing but does NOT match the track
Graham_LRR: Does it just end when some number of players finish?
RandomTrivia: Overlay font choice is purrfect
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
amative1: Graham_LRR I think so
MegaDosX: For this game? What other font would you use? :p
Feminine_Desires: you can indeed fall off the cliff for profit here XD
SnackPak_: the sleep is brutal
GredGredmansson: @Graham_LRR if its like mario kart, it ends some seconds after the winner does
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Comic Sans
Garfman314: what does the perfume do?
RandomTrivia: This is exactly the correct usage of Comic Sans
blip2004: this looks miserable to play
Graham_LRR: @themerricat that looks like an MTG joke and not an actual thing?
HundreydAundre: @Pal_Friendpatine @TheMerricat Nah, I'm just itching to meme, sir.
TheTekkieman: Graham_LRR, there is a 15 second timer after three people finish, it seems.
theleerm: the music levels are a bit high
TheMerricat: LOL :D
Kanitaria: this looks crazy!
IbunWest: I like how they are called 'rounds' and not 'laps'
GredGredmansson: I don't think he wrote him IN the series
Killer_Pie: did he just boost backwards?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL wheeler's discord stream seems to be delivering a little better quality (probably since Ian and Cori are both playing/sending their facecams from the same internet connection)
RandomTrivia: Who put that snowman there?!
nyperold: Right into the Garfrail!
Diabore: pardon?
GredGredmansson: huh?
white_sedan: jon is absolutely dominating
Veraphage: A Podcast About Nothing
VmKid: Do you think that Jim Davis saw this and was like, "eh, whatever, nobody's gonna play this crap anyway"
Kanitaria: this is just like Diddy Kong racing
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, Fraiser revival is happening
amative1: Nah, you need Wiggins for a rewatch podcast
theleerm: i would watch the shit out of that
ChaoticObserver: Will be on Paramount+ in the USA
TacitusVigil: As long as they don't recast Eddie.
Manae: Tossed Salad and Rewatched Eggs
Sibwow: call it "tossed salad and scrambled eggs"
asthanius: The Salad and Eggs Cast
SkylerRingtail: Why are they "Rounds" instead of "Laps?!"
MyBuddySuperfly: Road Quest looks... different
zeldakid1999: Fun fact the show this game is based on ran from 2009 to 2016
RandomTrivia: LUL just boosting into a wall
Juliamon: boo
Killer_Pie: LUL
SnowbirdMike: the Same pillar of ice
Kanitaria: Wheeler you're as good at this as I am playing rocket League lol
LurkerSpine: boo
RandomTrivia: Quality reference there Ian
plummeting_sloth: Ah, Jim Davis. The only person who's real voice sounds like it's some doing the "I'm Jim Davis and I sound like this " voice
GredGredmansson: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #228: "I'm in a dark void!" —Graham [2015-05-04]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this is actually hard to watch...
MyBuddySuperfly: pro strats
Tangsm: What?
TheWooglie: the save
MegaDosX: WOW
FDMajora: i feel like my eyes are crossing watching this
amative1: GAMER
NimrodXIV: zero G!
Juliamon: PHYSICS
MegaDosX: Wheeler with the pro moves!
TheAinMAP: Nice save.
CaptainSpam: You just Big Rigs'd that ledge.
white_sedan: in time trails you can use a skip called the "bruh skip" where you can skip most of the track without lasagna
NightWingMistHawk: Ok that was an Initial D-level move Wheeler
white_sedan: it works on like 3 tracks
MegaDosX: Jon OP pls nerf
asthanius: Jon
HundreydAundre: RoadField: The Won Truth Lasagna
asthanius: Jon's cheating he has a driver's license
VmKid: Oh, that's the only thing that's "kind of bad", Paul?
RealGamerCow: and they don't list times at the end
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Most racing games do that, to prevent grievers that decide to never finish
asthanius: Very bad car game
CaptainSpam: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
Juliamon: If there's a clip being made, it will explain it
Alas_Babylon: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
SnowbirdMike: So far i have learned not to let cats drive.
plummeting_sloth: Oh, is it from the Big Rig game?
RandomTrivia: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing was a REALLY shitty game that had "physics"
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Killer_Pie: Jon pls you don't need to crush everybody, those guys are just trying to have fun
NightWingMistHawk: Big Rigs is a really badly made game that was played on W+P
ANeMzero: Big Rig Over the Road Racing, infamously bad game that got a 0 on Gamespot
Alas_Babylon: It has infamously awful physics
ATrophonian: There is a timer at some point near the end...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The is a game called Bitr rigs with is VERY BROKEN
empyreon: Yeah, it's a hell of a "game"
TacitusVigil: It was a famously unfinished game released as if it was finished.
DeM0nFiRe: "I got french'd" LUL
GredGredmansson: oh no Ian
DarkMorford: IAN
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Ian got French'd!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: There is no limit on speed in Big Rigs if you are driving backwards
steven_strangle: It has no upper limit on backwards acceleration, iirc? You can reach infinite speeds by just reversing
RomanGoro: Big Rigs is a totally finished game
call_me_Aras: Not a game that was ship a year before it was ready
circusofkirkus: no
ChaoticObserver: Like the fact you can go infinite speed if you drive backwards
circusofkirkus: it's a known bug
plummeting_sloth: I'm just glad they're incorperating all these iconic Garfield backgrounds
TheWriterAleph: Ian got Frenched by Garlfield.
amative1: <Morgan> You just got French'd. FRENCH'D! </Morgan>
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun the french thing is just a thing that happens there's nothing you can do about it
ANeMzero: Big Rigs lets you accelerate infinitely when in reverse
asthanius: something something Le Mans
GredGredmansson: And it happens after the 2nd race
plummeting_sloth: or maybe US Acres
Dog_of_Myth: His game just want to go to Le Mans
RandomTrivia: Big Rigs had "Skyrim Horse" levels of vertical driving
FDMajora: these frames make my eyes hurt
VmKid: Wait is Ian using the steering wheel?! LUL
LordZarano: In the game Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing you can go up any slope without loosing speed. Even shear cliffs
Feminine_Desires: Many a speedrun dies to "getting frenched"
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun people are complaing about it happening in the Steam forums too, I think it's just a plain bug. I'd hate to think there are other folk out ther crazy enough to setup a racing rig for Garfield Kart.
TacitusVigil: [LoadingReadyRun has since been banned from France for the next 20 years]
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Graham_LRR: @loadingreadyrun according to chat, the French bug just happens sometimes and that’s the size of it.
HundreydAundre: Oh, crap Ben. Imagine if he looped the fall throughout the entire round that time
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, do you have a button mapped to "Set Language to French"?
ANeMzero: Big Rigs also had no collision with any man made structures.. you just phase right through houses.. and bridges.
ATrophonian: Double Out of Bounds!
GredGredmansson: so i'm confused, does the item not disappear from the icon after you use it?
TacitusVigil: Sonic Racers?
TacitusVigil: That's harsh
Anaerin: Is "Big Rigs" the one where they only cap the speed on forward, so you can reverse infinitely fast?
TacitusVigil: lrrBEEJ
VmKid: @Anaerin Yes
Mysticman89: I assume the french is related to sensing ian's tendencies towards the french lrrmans
plummeting_sloth: Publishers Warning: Do not put lasagna, or any other pasta, in your vehicles fuel tank
GredGredmansson: oh my god tht's it
MegaDosX: This game appears to only have a vague relationship with physics
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PharaohBender27: @Anaerin Yep. And the bridges have no colliders
NonUniqueGuy: Clearly next time they should try the Sonic Go-Kart racing game instead.
F1SHOR: the handling in this looks so rough
Gurtiess: just tuned in dont know what im watching but i love it
TheWriterAleph: "Use the Boost to get nowhere!"
Featherweight_: The man at the store said this was the kart racer you wanted
RandomTrivia: This game mugs physics in a dark alley and only takes one of its shoes
GredGredmansson: !findquotes french
GredGredmansson: !findquote french
LRRbot: Quote #4175: "I've never been told to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig by a lady with a french accent before but I assumed I would have enjoyed it more. Maybe it's the carpet." —Graham [2017-04-29]
NonUniqueGuy: @CaptainSpam I don't think so
GredGredmansson: @CaptainSpam yep, the button prompt goes away but the picture doesn't
TacitusVigil: So assume there's some sort of multifranchise fighter that has Garfield in it too?
Painfully_Dyslexic: why does this game exist?
dweebert91: This seems like a level in Lego Racing
CaptainSpam: @GredGredmansson Incredible.
SnackPak_: Cori is good at most games
mariomario42: omg
RandomTrivia: @Painfully_Dyslexic One of those "scientists could/should" situations
TheWooglie: oshiRip
TheMerricat: Wheeller......
laikagoat: lrrFINE
Mysticman89: I've noticed over the years that cori is a very cpmpetent gamer
TheWriterAleph: this is just painful to watch...
RandomTrivia: Oh Wheeler honey...
MegaDosX: Poor Wheeler
NonUniqueGuy: Now is the time it lets you finish
saucemaster5000: I just checked and find it hilarious this has decent reviews
VmKid: The Humiliation Conga at the end
CaptainSpam: You've lost a player.
circusofkirkus: wheeler lost to a guy who got frenched
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 It's a meme
rasterscan: I think Cori also practiced. xD
VmKid: Just THIS course, Kathleen?
Killer_Pie: Can Cori beat Jon?
HundreydAundre: @plummeting_sloth Me whom has just invented synthetic lasagna-line: lrrSPOOP lrrIAN lrrSPOOP lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSPOOP lrrGARBO
TheAwkes: Cori gets good at every game.
Graham_LRR: Go for the shortcut!
GredGredmansson: walls do not like movement
Sarah_Serinde: Turns out Cori is good at video games
rogerivany: I really don't recognize the character that Wheeler is playing
MyBuddySuperfly: Garfield on Talking Sim soon?
Alas_Babylon: The fact that you just stop when you run into something makes this so swingy
Juliamon: rogerivany It's some generic roster-filler alleycat
amative1: Fifth!? Must be nice.
MegaDosX: This game hates Wheeler apparently
Killer_Pie: Oh of couse the tomato factory with gigant ice cuves
Mysticman89: she gets good at games she couldnt have possibly practiced for and during first playthroughs, so I'm fine considering her the lesser known boshy.
VmKid: Wheeler's about to pop a gasket
MyBuddySuperfly: I wanna hug Wheeler, poor thing!
GredGredmansson: oh i think the perfume is the super star
CaptainSpam: Yeah, looks like we've got a spare Odie in here.
TheWooglie: can we watch Cori's POV?
nyperold: Those claws make me think of... Final Egg? In Sonic Adventure?
asthanius: They say insanity is trying the same thing 100 times and expecting different results...
RechargeableFrenchman: Wheeler my dude, you're great but ... yikes
TheMerricat: Why not both?
RandomTrivia: Or a combination of ALL of those things
MrQBear: Everything is Cat Sized, including the Humans?
HundreydAundre: What if this particular character has preset skill levels that may or may not affect the controller's gameplay?
RandomTrivia: Or, and hear me out here, this game doesn't really go for realism LUL
Kipstar: the humans are just further away than the cats
TacitusVigil: I assume this is all in Jon's head as he's having a stroke.
Tangsm: It's all forced perspective.
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no
Genderi: plEAse do not discuss macronization
GredGredmansson: which one
ATrophonian: Protoculture!
white_sedan: no one is gonna ask how animals can drive?
VmKid: I just noticed that the lap counter is labeled "ROUND" instead of the obvious "LAP"
gibbousm: why is there a countdown?
SnackPak_: sweet release
TheWooglie: 2 hours more
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asthanius: Why is Ian's name blank?
Basic_Human_Decency: wheeler's great he's just rubbing against all those walls trying to escape to the subocean Kappa
rasterscan: I feel bad for the whole team here, this looks so effing awful to drive in.
NonUniqueGuy: Ian got Frenched
TheMerricat: @asthanius he dropped
asthanius: ah
GredGredmansson: @asthanius because he got frenched
RechargeableFrenchman: This does looked pretty wretched
asthanius: I expected it would keep the name, but...
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
VmKid: lrrHERE
plummeting_sloth: Garf won't let Wheeler die
TheMerricat: A for Confirm ?
TacitusVigil: might be in Hell.
Tangsm: Lasagna factory is your purgatory.
GredGredmansson: don't forget, you're hear forever lrrHERE
Getter404: We live here now.
circusofkirkus: Hotel GarfKart
RechargeableFrenchman: Would be interesting to see a Mario Kart or Diddy Kong Racing (you know, an actually good kart racing game) Crossing the Streams some day as a point of comparison
RandomTrivia: Trapped forever in a prison of Lasagne and racetracks
amative1: Press A to confirm. PRESS A TO CONFIRM. Why are you not pressing A, Garfield? PRESS A.
gibbousm: you're trapped forever!
Mysticman89: welcome to purgatory
RechargeableFrenchman: And something actually fun
rogerivany: Don't forget: You're here forever!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ESPORTS READY
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHERE
LordZarano: lrrHERE
Killer_Pie: Get banished to the lasagna factory
RandomTrivia: jlrrCoolgame
jdkaiba: lrrHERE lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: Spoilers: You won't! lrrBEEJ
Mysticman89: note it's pronounced purr-gatory
Tiber727: Welcome to the kart race California!
Snowcookies: lrrHERE I see why ppl say this game is W+P
Featherweight_: You all could just play gang beasts if you wanted or any other game really. You have free will
SkylerRingtail: Even the post-race AI can't drive
HundreydAundre: Garfield Game Is Here Two Bargains...
MegaDosX: Hotel California: Garfield Edition
TheMerricat: Enter to confirm?
GredGredmansson: it swaps between "A" and "Return"
F1SHOR: esports ready
MAPBoardgames: n.o.e.s.c.a.p.e.
RandomTrivia: Even the AI can't drive well
NonUniqueGuy: The company that made the game is also stuck in the game forever
DeM0nFiRe: Cool game!
Tangsm: Have you tried asking it nicely in french?
RandomTrivia: Ctrl-Alt-Del time!
rogerivany: Seems like a quality game.
MidgardSerpent: game of the year?
Alas_Babylon: This is a strange reboot of Watch+Play
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Dix: someone get me some lasagna for my resub.
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Genderi: I don't like this isekai
RandomTrivia: Praise be unto Watch&Play!
Killer_Pie: There is no LRR anymore, just lasagna factory
TheWooglie: sonic racing seems better than this
SkylerRingtail: Who do we have to blame - er, thank - for this stream?
RechargeableFrenchman: Can the game come back to Mario Kart on the Switch, and just change the title? A nice surprise for chat and glorious reprieve for the players
multeyemeteor: Congratulations, Garfield Kart... you played yourself!
Earthenone: andrew
TSSaloic: Watch+Garf&Friends
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail Andrew, apparently
GredGredmansson: @SkylerRingtail France
VmKid: sudo killall garfkart
TacitusVigil: I mean, if we can't get Garfield Kart to work, we could switch over to "Tenet: The Movie: Official Tie-In Racing!"
poryout: Sonic Racing Transformed is actually one of the best kart racers ever imo
Pteraspidomorphi: RechargeableFrenchman: It's funny with all the bugs but I was thinking the same, if they're miserable they could just Mario Kart :D
TheMerricat: Sonic Racing rocks.
TheMerricat: And the stages are so nice.
FrequentToast: Unironically, the original Garfield Kart is a much better game than this
nyperold: It's like attract mode, where the character makes a serious error just so it doesn't show you how to beat the level.
TSSaloic: I wonder if Big Rigs made it to Steam.
VmKid: @poryout Oh yeah, Sonic & All-Stars is actually quality stuff
TheMerricat: @FrequentToast and ironicly, not multiplayer.
RechargeableFrenchman: @TacitusVigil the only racing game where the finish line is sometimes in different places, always in different times, and almost everyone finished before they even start
GredGredmansson: there's an ORIGINAL Garfield Kart?!
Earthenone: are we going to alternate kart racers with jackbox for CtS now
HundreydAundre: Would we actually take a lasagna-powered kart for a drive?
TacitusVigil: @RechargeableFrenchman And you only really understand what happened after a second or third replay of the match.
Loonatic93: You know what this CtS is really missing? Alex. Like, this is some Watch & Play level shenanigans.
FrequentToast: @TheMerricat It does kind of have multiplayer although it does not work great.
DeM0nFiRe: Earthenone When is the last kart race they played before this one? There's been a pretty decent variety of games. We Need To Go Deeper, Deep rock Galactic, Mario Party, Life 2, Wingspan
VmKid: This stream better end with a panel of Garfield smoking a pipe
Killer_Pie: The year is 2037, every franchise has a karting game, Garfield racing it's in the 7th stallment
chaostreader: But Alex would want to reach the Sub-ocean.
TheMerricat: If for some god awful reason you decide to buy the one they are playing make sure you buy the bundle that's the same price and comes with #1
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Weagle: Needs more cats
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GredGredmansson: @Killer_Pie you mean they finally made Kingdom Karts?
Dog_of_Myth: They found the ocean, can they find the sub-ocean this time? Nest on Crossing the Streams....
TacitusVigil: Stream ends with Cori mailing Ian to Abu Dhabi.
RandomTrivia: We may yet find the Sub Ocean, the stream is young
RechargeableFrenchman: @chaostreader as his is way, and his right. Besides, shouldn't that be everyone's goal at least for a little while?
Pteraspidomorphi: Pummel Party, you mean?
SnowBuddy18: @Killer_Pie The Elder Scrolls X: Karting
InsaneVioletMage: Just noticed I am wearing the Pride Shirt Right now
HundreydAundre: @TheMerricat Why not skip two the 1, dough?
RechargeableFrenchman: @SnowBuddy18 But the "carts" are the wagons that serve as a sort of in-universe fast travel between towns in Skyrim
RechargeableFrenchman: It's like the wagon races from Red Dead
GredGredmansson: Wasn't there an EGM April Fools or something that had a Skyrim Kart game article?
Killer_Pie: @GredGredmansson Why not? Racing other keyblades :v
ANeMzero: My brain just remembered Half-Life Rally exists and now I kind of want to see it streamed.
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Sarcastic_comma: thats alot of months
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GredGredmansson: Or like Assassin's Creed Cart or something
tehcrashxor: !quote Cam
LRRbot: Quote #640: "*crushes fly* Hah! I read your book, you son of a bitch!" —Cameron [2015-09-02]
Dog_of_Myth: Magic on Motorcycles!
derritter42: WHen did LRR start streaming?
Loonatic93: Roughly 10 years ago.
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:30.
Killer_Pie: Magic the karting
GredGredmansson: !quote 1
LRRbot: Quote #1: "There's no worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something." —RebelliousUno
RechargeableFrenchman: Cam misquoting Patton while killing a fly? I do not remember that and really wish I did
Earthenone: 10 years magic, 8 years variaty
TheMerricat: @HundreydAundre if you want #1, it's only $5 but _IF_ and only _IF_ you want the one they are playing "Furious" then that game is ~$15 and the bundle of that game and #1 is ~$15 so no point in not getting the bundle.
derritter42: Cool, and in youtube?
GredGredmansson: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #1959: "Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake." —Alex [2016-02-23]
GredGredmansson: @derritter42 they predate youtube pretty sure
MegaDosX: !findquote strontium
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: I think it's been established they started streaming late 2013 or so?
TheMerricat: There's a mod for Skyrim Karts.... :D
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derritter42: @GredGredmansson Really? Did they upload content on their page before?
PharaohBender27: Nice storm count
derritter42: Alla Smosh?
HundreydAundre: Ah, yes. The LRR B.Y.T.: (B4 Yous Tubed)
PharaohBender27: @GredGredmansson They do - LRR started in October 2003
Pal_Friendpatine: You’d be lucky to get this game at $15. It $30 on Xbox
orthiar: @derritter42 The early LRR stuff is from 2003 - Youtube was a couple of years away at that point.
PharaohBender27: @Pal_Friendpatine katesWot
Juliamon: derritter42 They used a lot of video hosts over the years, resisting Youtube as long as they could
TheMerricat: @Pal_Friendpatine not worth.
Pal_Friendpatine: Def not
derritter42: Has any of you been with them since the days of yore?
RandomTrivia: Oh right
Despoiler98: Theres a whole LRR Wiki about their history :D
derritter42: Just curious
RandomTrivia: SUB HYPE NICE
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TacitusVigil: Has the LRR Wiki been updated?
Mysticman89: some of the early intyernert video pioneers along with red vs blue, pure pwnage, homestar runner, and various others im surely forgetting
RandomTrivia: (Since TXC isn't here to do that)
TacitusVigil: I seem to remember it being...very out of date.
Juliamon: I got in after Desert Bus 3
RechargeableFrenchman: YouTube was founded in 2005, bought by Google in 2006. LRR video content was first uploaded to the internet back in 2003 and they were even a bit late to the YouTube party
Mysticman89: I've been here in some capacity since the days when they shared a store front with pure pwnage
Mysticman89: I have no idea what the time line on that is
TheMerricat: I used to watch LRR skits back when they were still postiing quicktime files to their own website. Then lost track of them for a few years while life happened, then came back and found out they had gotten huge :)
Despoiler98: There are at least updates on the Wiki from 2019 I dont know how more recent
RechargeableFrenchman: It was like 2008 or 2009 or something before they got on YouTube. Though looking back, "old" YouTube was a very strange thing compared to what we have now.
Garfman314: i showed up around 2007/2008
LordZarano: I remember the episode of ComadoreHustle where they talked about hating YouTube and not wanting to join
Despoiler98: I started watching in 2009ish
Killer_Pie: I don't remember the year, but i started watiching when they were transitioning from MoonBase 1 to 2
orthiar: I first started watching LRR stuff in early 2009. No prizes for guessing how I got introduced.
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DoctorBobnarAwesome: Yeah, I was around 2007 that I first started watching their stuff I think
Despoiler98: God I feel old now >.>
Garfman314: thanks!
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Seth_Erickson: That's a fourth of a good time. Here's to another 3/4ths
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HundreydAundre: @derritter42 Right from the beginning of Moonbase 3...?
F1SHOR: 2015 for me
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: DB5, but I am a massive lurker.
derritter42: Yeez, no wonder the rabbit hole I'm in seems to have no end
Cartographers_Ink: I feel so late to the party because I started watching in 2016
derritter42: Started watching last october
GredGredmansson: I first found a random Desert Bus stream, but I have no idea when I actually started following them
iris_of_ether: DB5 or DB6. but I missed some years in the middle, and didn't properly make the jump to LRR streams until a few years ago :X
Despoiler98: @derritter42 yeah you can fall down a big ole hole
PharaohBender27: Saw episodes of Unskippable around 2012-2013, but when I discovered W+P in late 2014 was when I really started getting pulled into the LRR orbit. Though it wasn't until 2018 I signed up to Twitch
GredGredmansson: probably around the same time i became interested in MTG again, between Aether Revolt and Ixalan
Talin06: i love how in the gamer chair add everyone is leaning forward
PharaohBender27: @Cartographers_Ink Everyone's got to start at some point :)
Despoiler98: One of us
Juliamon: It's never too late to get into LRR
kataanglover1: DB6 and have been here ever since... has it really been that long?
PharaohBender27: ^
Despoiler98: One of us!
TheMerricat: It matters not how you found us, it matters that you now here and one of us :D
Juliamon: All fans are valid no matter how long they've been fans!
Camthelion: current time is always best time to get into lrr
Mortimew: TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride PrideLion
TheMerricat: now are here even
PharaohBender27: Whoops, that ^ was meant for Juliamon's post :p
GamesAndInk: One of us!
Despoiler98: ONE OF US
RandomTrivia: We are LRRfans. WE.
GamesAndInk: ONE OF US
iris_of_ether: Yeah, my local group of fans is 50/50 'long time' and 'DB2019' :D
GredGredmansson: I mean, i've watched for a while but haven't been subbed for long, but that's because i held off of subbing in general for the longest time
kataanglover1: @PharaohBender27 sniped :P
derritter42: One of you (?)
rasterscan: Unskippable got me started.
GredGredmansson: this is one of only a few streams I actively sub to
Despoiler98: we are LRR Fans we are LEGION :D
derritter42: I mean, one of us
F1SHOR: Ohh god chat here we go with the chanting again
rasterscan: It still makes me crack up sometimes.
NotCainNorAbel: MANY OF US
Getter404: I literally only started watching during Quarantimes because THE ALGORITHM started throwing The Long Game at me
Alas_Babylon: I subbed to this channel ~ a year and a half ago, but I think I popped in during... Ravnica PPR?
Cartographers_Ink: @PharaohBender27 I am glad to be part of the community, it's filled with some of the best people!
Dog_of_Myth: Is it the chanting time again?
Alas_Babylon: This is a *stellar* community, hands down one of the best I've ever joined
rasterscan: Anyone else start watching because of Unskippable?
Despoiler98: @Dog_of_Myth yes
Juliamon: I love the many varied ways people find LRR
Despoiler98: one of us
nyperold: I started watching with the Jackbox VODs.
TheEmperorofIceCream: It's cool that they're basically just streaming personalities now. Transitioning to that from scripted sketches isn't a jump many people could make.
ladylinzington: @rasterscan yes!
RandomTrivia: This is the best large online community I've ever known, by a considerable margin
GredGredmansson: oh no
GredGredmansson: Beej got Frenched
derritter42: Scripted sketches are great tho
iris_of_ether: Beej oh no
rasterscan: @ladylinzington Yessss!
RandomTrivia: At least it's nothing worse
Despoiler98: LOL
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
amative1: The More You Know ---*
TheMerricat: Beej would have been proud.
RandomTrivia: Dammit Ian!
Despoiler98: hot cart on cart action
BrowneePoints: @TheEmperorofIceCream They still do sketches but well...*gestures at pandemic*
asthanius: "Now all of China knows you're peeing"
Dog_of_Myth: Sing it from the hills!
SnowBuddy18: GI JOE
Killer_Pie: Oh no, beej was banisehd to France
HundreydAundre: We didn't half to, but mmm'kay.
empyreon: lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: I remember watching the Twitch VODs and very occasionally lurking on a live stream 2017-2018; DB2018 was when I took the plunge to make a Twitch account, and right after DesertBus is when I first subbed. Been a Patreon supporter since 2015, though.
RandomTrivia: For *FRIENDS* not for *FRANCE* important distinction there LUL
Tangsm: I really expected Ian to come back with a beret.
Hexi_Lexi: no more beej?
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
TheMerricat: I've got an idea! Exactly what Ian just said! :D
RechargeableFrenchman: IIRC I got in through Pre-Prerelease, and then watched older PPRs, and then like two weeks later I had binged their entire backlog of cHustle and Crapshots
Dog_of_Myth: Is Beej doing a man's romance in France?
GamesAndInk: Garfield and French!
DeM0nFiRe: lol, can't get frenched if you french yourself
methodical_monk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
methodical_monk: Garf-Kart?! I am HERE for this!
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Getter404: Maximum French
dangerous_safety: joining french
GredGredmansson: i hear about the LRR "community" where else can I go beyond Twitch? it feels like i'm missing a bunch
GDwarf: "I'm playing in French mode so that hopefully it will stop making everything French"
Alas_Babylon: !discord
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Despoiler98: AHAHAHHA
Mysticman89: ah, the can't beat them, so may as well join them approach to the frenching
Alas_Babylon: @GredGredmansson There's a discord server
RechargeableFrenchman: I watched a LOT of LRR in a pretty short period and I've been around since, and that was a few years ago now because it was a while before I first subbed
LordZarano: The French: If you can't beat them, join them!
GredGredmansson: i should really get on discord, I think I have one but keep forgetting i have one
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Ian French'd himself!
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
GredGredmansson: @LordZarano If you can't beat them, WHY.
TacitusVigil: I mean, being Canadian, surely Ian has an excellent knowledge of French! [narrows eyes]
Despoiler98: Hoisted by Ian's own Picard?
Alas_Babylon: Pffffffffffffft
DeM0nFiRe: This is a video game
dreamingwaves: Oh Ian.
empyreon: woooooooooow
asthanius: The French can never race
Killer_Pie: He banished himself to france
GredGredmansson: but Mario Kart is different each game
circusofkirkus: HAT
RechargeableFrenchman: @TacitusVigil despite both my name and my own also being Canadian (I don't even live that far from LRR) my French is TERRIBLE
Tiber727: Ian achieved the ultimate victory.
F1SHOR: wait all nationalities aren't the same??
Foxmar320: amative1 yes
HundreydAundre: Four Of Us....Four Of Us....4 DUB US
Despoiler98: Ian has won by not playing the game
LordZarano: @GredGredmansson The French resistance was pretty badass tbh
TacitusVigil: @RechargeableFrenchman Oh I know, LRR's talked about it before, I'm just teasing.
RechargeableFrenchman: @Despoiler98 ah yes, the only way to win
GredGredmansson: @F1SHOR that's why we have 50 states, so we can separate our nationalities
derritter42: This is Mario Kart: Food Dash
Killer_Pie: Oh the lava pits in Egypt, of course
TheMerricat: This is a Unity game...
Despoiler98: OMG that would be hysterical
empyreon: AHAHAH
RechargeableFrenchman: @TacitusVigil yeah fair. Also a couple of them do have pretty good French. Or at least good for Western Canada generally. Quebec would probably still be displeased but then Quebec are always kind of displeased.
SnowBuddy18: you joke Paul, but I had to deal with that issue at work
quillilian: F1SHOR, LUL that is a powerful autocorrect
leopard_wolf: what would happen if you deleted the French files
RandomTrivia: *crashes through wall* Did somebody say "GO LEFT"?!
DrakoniteStreams: french also has a difference in how wordwrap and punctuation spacing works, which can be a HUGE pain when localizing. Might be a bug in the code that handles that
TacitusVigil: @RechargeableFrenchman Eh, from what I understand France is generally displeased with Quebecois French too, so...[shrugs]
trilemma85: Is Ian playing on a racing wheel?
Despoiler98: Did he just call Nermal "Nurgle"? Cause that would be really funny
ShhIAmARealCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:38.
GredGredmansson: no, that's a different liz
mawisms: This game looks familar :P
Tangsm: Isn't france where those garfield phones keep washing up on shore? Maybe all things Garfield just naturally migrate to french.
Despoiler98: @trilemma85 yes and doing terrible
RechargeableFrenchman: @TacitusVigil yeah in general people don't really like Quebec. They're basically all the Parisian stereotypes even more extreme than Paris while also kind of idolizing and hating France at the same time and resenting the rest of Canad
trilemma85: Excellent.
Killer_Pie: Get lasagn'ed
GredGredmansson: huh, Cori doesn't have the item bug Wheeler does
RechargeableFrenchman: Canada*. So really a winning combination.
MegaDosX: Crashing into someone making you both lose all momentum is so /weird/
derritter42: For some reason that Cori Come on sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger
mawisms: This game looks just like... lego racing ;)
derritter42: Comann!
TheMerricat: Perfume is invinicibiltiy and speed boost
Despoiler98: @derritter42 get to da choppah!
Alas_Babylon: So that's something tha'ts different from Mario Kart: the AI are gods
Killer_Pie: Will there be lava pits in the construction site?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is Ian using his race wheel?
TacitusVigil: @RechargeableFrenchman I know there are groups of Parisian French speakers that are not terribly kind toward regional French accents and dialogues too.
RandomTrivia: Gant-field Kart? lrrBEEJ
mawisms: @Killer_Pie of course, its a construction site
Mollylele: Wednesday is the new Monday
derritter42: With his lasagna money
NewtyNewts: Oh wow this game.
Garfman314: can anybody tell me why wheeler's name is "swamp ritual neg"?
DeM0nFiRe: Garfield is trying to take over Kaiba Corp
TacitusVigil: *dialects
RandomTrivia: @Garfman314 Swamp, Dark Ritual, Phyrexian Negator is a line you might take in a game of Magic. It's not great, but it's Wheeler's brand
GredGredmansson: !findquote no
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RechargeableFrenchman: @DeM0nFiRe at this point who has not tried previously and is not also actively trying presently
Garfman314: gotcha. MTG stuff
GhostValv: :O
A_Dub888: Donkeys can be an ass
Despoiler98: Wheeler is DONE
Mr_Horrible: Cori with the sick crowd skips
nyperold: The computer you beat, might be your own.
RechargeableFrenchman: @RandomTrivia "Wheeler's brand" overly complicated sequence for a mediocre payoff you say?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: nelson the garfield kart shark
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RandomTrivia I'm surprised it's not Lotus Negator then. If only for the reason that it could be mistaken for an actual name
ScurvyMitch: 'Furious Racing' seems a bit aggressive for Garfield HahaSweat
zimmercj23: Fun fact: The Garfield TV shows the models and scenery are modeled after was in part created by French 3 (French Public TV), so you can blame the French Government for part of this.
RandomTrivia: @RechargeableFrenchman That's exactly Wheeler's Brand :D
Tiber727: For the rest of this stream, "yes" and "no" are now the only acceptable things to say.
RechargeableFrenchman: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat ah but you see, Lotus is a very real and independently very strong card. I mean I guess Ritual is too, but not nearly on the same level
circusofkirkus: I love the rivalries that have formed
Ba_Dum_Tish: Those are certainly sound effects from Kathleen
hattingston: Kathleen going Super Saiyan
mawisms: god damn it odie,
Rootpotato: nobody lieks harry
Garfman314: that's kinda scary
TacitusVigil: Which character is Harry?
Getter404: Suddenly, Tony Hawk?
RechargeableFrenchman: @RandomTrivia Oh yeah I know lol, I'm subbed to the Rodeo too wheelerY wheelerT
harrybuddha: The team vs the Game
GredGredmansson: Did Ian get Frenched again?
RandomTrivia: "A very long walk for very little payoff" are his own precise words, I believe LUL
Getter404: BONK
GredGredmansson: or did he actually make the 3rd race?
RandomTrivia: Wait what
Pteraspidomorphi: Good level design!
NewtyNewts: What a jump!
head_cannon: @RechargeableFrenchman I would argue that Turn 1 Dark Ritual is simplicity itself rather than being overly complicated, but it's still a risk you might not want to take. :P
Getter404: *Goldfinger Intensifies*
asthanius: I love this crossover level with Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
Killer_Pie: Everything comes back, the french were so annoyed that they needed to make models for the tv show they decided to take revenge in the kart game
rasterscan: !card dark ritual
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
CaptainSpam: You are CLEARLY driving on the bike path, you MONSTERS!
RechargeableFrenchman: @head_cannon ot'
mawisms: nelson, no. you CANT say Sloppy lasagna, PLEASE
GhostValv: BOP
A_Dub888: Sloppy Lasagny
nyperold: Welcome to Mario Falcon Arbuckle Wasteland...
TacitusVigil: Garfield Kart: The racer that says "My parents bought me this instead of the Switch I asked for."
DirgeNovak: moist lasagna
RechargeableFrenchman: @head_cannon oops lol, It's more the Negator that's mediocre and overly complicated under basically any circumstances
Mysticman89: sloppy lasagna might actually be a term that exists, and shouldnt.
RechargeableFrenchman: Card can pop off, but so can so many others much more easily. Especially in Black.
Tangsm: They should include that Garfield and Friends character that was a chicken that never hatched. Just an egg with legs.
mawisms: Id rather moist than sloppy lasagna, believe it or not
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
mawisms: I say that now..
derritter42: Do the pie's look like shells or is it just me?
derritter42: pies*
nyperold: @Tangsm Sheldon.
Alas_Babylon: !card Negator
LRRbot: Did you mean: Gravity Negator; Phyrexian Negator
head_cannon: @RechargeableFrenchman See, in 1998, it was exciting... *turns to dust*
GredGredmansson: the pies are shells, but they stick around like banaas
Alas_Babylon: !card Gravity Negator
LRRbot: Gravity Negator [3U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / Flying / Whenever Gravity Negator attacks, you may pay {C}. If you do, another target creature gains flying until end of turn.
zimmercj23: Do not look up sloppy lasagna on urban dict
amuseoffirebane: I may have missed this in chat earlier, but has anyone brought up the garfield pizza shop that was in toronto?
Tangsm: @nyperold That was it. Thanks!
LordZarano: Is that Grommet fro Wallace and Grommet in 2nd?
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
MegaDosX: That was /so close/
RandomTrivia: That's not the Negator Wheeler's name is referring to...
orthiar: That was shockingly close.
asthanius: Can someone explain what aliens, magic, and evil gems have to do with the garfield universe?
GhostValv: :O
GredGredmansson: @LordZarano mean Odie?
RandomTrivia: @asthanius Don't worry about it
73 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
MegaDosX: There was, like, half a second between you there, surely
TheMerricat: RAID!!!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
vellebastet: Hullo
RandomTrivia: Welcome Olivia and raiding friends! lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Also hi Olivia and raiders!
Amberzenn: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
F1SHOR: wheelerY wheelerH
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
RandomTrivia: The Bust Chut crew is here!
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
RechargeableFrenchman: !card Phyrexian Negator
LRRbot: Phyrexian Negator [2B] | Creature — Horror [5/5] | Trample / Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
affinityartifacts: hey hey hey
Pharmacistjudge: breyaBust breyaChut
AtrusOfMyst: breyaBust breyaYeah breyaChut
dreamingwaves: Hello raiders!
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
trilemma85: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaTreasure
MegaDosX: Welcome to...this, I guess
RechargeableFrenchman: Helloooo
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
ChaoticObserver: Hello Olivia and crew, and sorry
kalira77: hello raiders, welcome to madness
zimmercj23: @asthanius believe it or not it was all in the latest tv show so it's canpn,
Dog_of_Myth: This is a game....
TacitusVigil: @asthanius When Garfield was forged in the fires of Mount Lasagna, Sauron knew that-
RechargeableFrenchman: A warm welcome to the deranged nightmare that is ... this
Killer_Pie: There are no short cuts, just France
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK
MegaDosX: @Dog_of_Myth I mean, technically correct
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RandomTrivia: "Shoot the cyber demon until it dies" is the level of advice this game gives
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kalira77: I hope yuo fall off a sea cliff
MegaDosX: I love this Cori/Wheeler rivalry that's sprung up in this game
BrowneePoints: I HATE there's no minimap
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
undeaddragon960: hey, i think i played this game on one of those airplane moving screens
GhostValv: :O
asthanius: SHORTCUT
TheAinMAP: Wow!
PharaohBender27: Yeah, so for raiders sticking around: This is actually something of a Crossing the Streams that also fills the Watch+Play void :p
RandomTrivia: Telefragged Kathleen on the way back in LUL
rasterscan: Go Kathleen!
nyperold: I probably would've kept it to characters in the Garfield portion, like Binky, Penelope, Swindler, The Buddy Bears (all in one car!) and Cactus Jake.
Mollylele: I don't remember any of these locations from Garfield
RechargeableFrenchman: @RandomTrivia I'm a big fan of "just don't get shot". Can't remember where I heard that one but it's stuck with me over a decade at this point.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
GhostValv: :O
MyBuddySuperfly: that player? dead
empyreon: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: "I baked you a pie!" "Oh boy what flavor?" "Remote controlled flavor!"
GredGredmansson: !findquote shot
LRRbot: Quote #7489: "I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!" —Adam [2021-02-02]
GredGredmansson: ooh a recent one
Killer_Pie: I surely would be a killer pie Kreygasm Kreygasm
RechargeableFrenchman: What a very Adam quote
asthanius: Fastest hat
SkylerRingtail: It really sucks that the game takes your items when you go off road
nyperold: And pies of (and pies of) all sizes!
GredGredmansson: so Liz is the Funky Kong / Daisy of this game?
Tiber727: @DeM0nFiRe I'm more a fan of proximity pies, myself.
derritter42: That seems like the least aeordynamic hat
Pharmacistjudge: this highlights why the map was so important in mario kart HUD
NewtyNewts: The "Just be fast" strat
RandomTrivia: Aerodynamics, pffft
GDwarf: So, which Garfield comic introduces the exploding diamond of death?
RandomTrivia: Ooh, good save Cori
TacitusVigil: I feel like Cori has become the unwilling master of Garf Kart
TheMerricat: Cori honestly has me on the edge of my seat this track
RechargeableFrenchman: Cori apparently a student of the Daniel Ricciardo school of late braking
mawisms: cluth plaaays
PharaohBender27: You know, I honestly remember the last time I actually read a Garfield comic :p
nyperold: The only diamond I know from Garfield is The Klopman Diamond?
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
AtrusOfMyst: YESSSS
BrowneePoints: Who the hell came in first!?
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Success!
derritter42: @RechargeableFrenchman Another F1 fan I see
BrowneePoints: They were MILES ahead!
AtrusOfMyst: We are the Garf
derritter42: A man of culture
RandomTrivia: Cori is a MONSTER
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
derritter42: Or woman?
Seth_Erickson: Harry everytime NotLikeThis
GhostValv: ur a driver Harry
GredGredmansson: wait who DCd no?
RandomTrivia: Ian french'd himself at the start of this race
TheMerricat: "The Klopman Diamond is a legendary diamond said to have a curse on it." "It is also featured in the Garfield Kart Video game as a stinky time bomb."
RechargeableFrenchman: @derritter42 Man, got it in one. Can't wait to see what Vettel with AMR and Dani Ric at McLaren can pull off this season.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So do we get driving wheel Ian?
RandomTrivia: The Frenching is coming from INSIDE the TiltyHouse!
empyreon: he frenched hisself!
gualdhar: the Frenching will continue until morale improves
niccus: can you excise french support from windows
DeM0nFiRe: Every Wednesday it's Garfing the Karts
derritter42: @RechargeableFrenchman Same! I am a big Vettel fan, although I think Merc will just win everything again... I still feel a bit sorry for Albon though
BrowneePoints: "I uninstalled Garf Kart and put it in purgatory"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think uninstalling GarfKart solves a LOT of issues.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Uninstall Qubec
zimmercj23: C'est pas terrible d'être "Frenched" quand t'es bilangue.
TheTekkieman: The Garfield CGI cartoon was originally French, yes.
Juliamon: Yes, the 3D show it's based on is French
SnackPak_: Beej is so smart
raulghoulia: Hey they didn't Sub
GredGredmansson: French Cartoons are a thing
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ives Bledhole?
Mr_Horrible: Garfaux
CaptainSpam: Sacre bleu.
GredGredmansson: I mean France is known for giving up
RechargeableFrenchman: @derritter42 yeah me too basically across the board. Albon had a good while to prove himself, but RB have also not been the best about cultivating talent and a good environment for their lower drivers.
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Artefacts Studio, Lyon, France
RechargeableFrenchman: And how can anyone not be a fan of Vettel. Seb is just wonderful.
Killer_Pie: Just now i realized there is a lasagna behind Ian
TheEmperorofIceCream: My new headcanon is that Garfield is wildly popular in France
RandomTrivia: This one will come with a GIF, because it's too good not to
BrowneePoints: Same studio that released Dungeon of Naheulbeuk late last year
GredGredmansson: Wasn't the 2nd Bill Murray Garfield film set in France?
TheMerricat: - their 20 best video games, first two listed are the Garfield Kart games.... :D
zimmercj23: @TheEmperorofIceCream it sort of is. Not terribly popular, but more than USA
Diabore: cori wanted to see the sharks up close
BrowneePoints: Garfield USED to be popular in the US, then the character lost appeal
LordZarano: This course has a massive shortcut in the speedrun iirc
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cori is apparently playing a Mario game just bouncing on her fellow hosts
MegaDosX: Wheeler laughing and then stacking it had real big "I'm a genius! ... Oh no!" energy
TheMerricat: Garfield's popularity sorta followed the news paper comics page, as those became less and less of a thing....
derritter42: @RechargeableFrenchman Yeah, RB seems like quite a discouranging environment. I hope Checo doesn't give in to pressure, but I wouldn't be surprised if he fails (at least it would show that RB is the culprit and not the drivers)
ChaoticObserver: Garfield without Garfield Kart
Mai_Andra: "Go directly into the sea."
HundreydAundre: Garf-Kart: The Twin-Teen/Twen-Teeth Highlights
jibkat: you should read Garfield without Garfield
djalternative: we have something new for !advice
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zuchen_120: So this is a legit game?
Makrosian_Tae: @jibkat I have and it's actually depression-inducing
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
TheEmperorofIceCream: Garfield without Garfield is fantastic
Easilycrazyhat: life is a highway
Killer_Pie: Garfiel minus garfield is great existencial dread :v
RechargeableFrenchman: @derritter42 for sure. I've never been the biggest fan of Checo but I definitely hope RB's car and the team having good money and infrastructure helps more than the environment and politics hurt.
NonUniqueGuy: That was almost an amazing move
neacon: its an airbrake?
HundreydAundre: @zuchen_120 You'd probably believe any of us if we said "This game was made in 2020..."
RechargeableFrenchman: Even if he's hardly my favourite driver I don't want to see a bad season because he doesn't mesh with a team it seems meshes with Max and Max alone.
NonUniqueGuy: No wall running. Lame
SquareDotCube: spoilers seem OP
DeM0nFiRe: Did Ian get frenched again?
BrowneePoints: Well Screw You John Arbuckle
TheMerricat: not yet @DeM0nFiRe
Fruan: This game is so bad. And not even in interesting ways.
BrowneePoints: Man, John is the worst in the Comic AND the Racing Game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ian sent to the shadowrealm again?
HundreydAundre: Karts can run walls? Ware, though?
neacon: So i just joined, is Ian using the driving rig from his other stream for this?
GredGredmansson: Ian?
DeM0nFiRe: I think he did lol
Sarah_Serinde: neacon He sure is!
NonUniqueGuy: Yeah, but it might be causing him to crash occasionally.
derritter42: @RechargeableFrenchman Same, Checo always seemed quite unimpressive, that is, until he lost his seat and then he started pushing again. I wanted another driver to have that seat
GredGredmansson: !findquote French
LRRbot: Quote #4175: "I've never been told to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig by a lady with a french accent before but I assumed I would have enjoyed it more. Maybe it's the carpet." —Graham [2017-04-29]
RandomTrivia: Another shitty GIF from RandomTrivia productions
jibkat: When you die in game you DIE FOR REAL
GhostValv: :)
iris_of_ether: @RandomTrivia Fantastic
SkylerRingtail: Oh my god
MrPhlip: goodbye
Pteraspidomorphi: Cori leaves the race
DeM0nFiRe: RandomTrivia LUL
GredGredmansson: away
derritter42: Cori just launched
Lord_ZYRK: Someone here is going to prison for a long, long time
ANeMzero: Cori reached space
zuchen_120: @HundreydAundre haha, I just found it on Steam. I had been a huge Garfield fan. I was THIS close to being able to meet Jim Davis. Live a couple hours from where he lives. Think my brother served him in a bar once.
DarthRagnar815: Karma.
Makrosian_Tae: @RandomTrivia Bless your sou
djalternative: damn it. that would've been a great skip
BrowneePoints: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
Makrosian_Tae: soul
ChaoticObserver: Cori returned to the home planet
odamadillo: Wait what is this game!?
ANeMzero: Has Ian tried switching the language to German
gibbousm: did Ian get Frenched again?
RandomTrivia: @odamadillo A glorious mess (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing)
HundreydAundre: You assumed that sleep is on the schedule?
Mysticman89: ian comes back and suddenly his cam is frozen and he only speaks french
DeM0nFiRe: Cori is learning a lot of things you aren't supposed to do, like drive upsidedown , drive up walls, drive through walls LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Protection against Garf
odamadillo: A Garfield racing game? What a strange idea
leopard_wolf: luanch through the air
DeM0nFiRe: Imagine if the cat characters had small cars and humans had full size cars
plummeting_sloth: its a Garf eat Garf world out there
derritter42: Wait isn't John 1 meter tall?
Lord_ZYRK: Garfield always has been, and always will be
quillilian: You'll know the french bug has spread when you get "É" instead of "?"
DeM0nFiRe: Uh oh LUL
Makrosian_Tae: @plummeting_sloth Ah Garf, my favorite Re:Zero character
BrowneePoints: It's cuz Odie is the best
rasterscan: If this game actually allowed wall driving it would be 10% better
DeM0nFiRe: Cool game
jibkat: #false
derritter42: Wheeler launched!
nyperold: Garfield is 42 years old. 43 near the middle of the year.
DarkMorford: @DeM0nFiRe I mean, Cori is/was a game dev, I imagine she knows how to find glitches :p
jibkat: Driverx
asthanius: Racer X
zuchen_120: Benjamin Wheeler, dedicated Dark Souls streamer, takes up a new game....Garfield Kart.
GredGredmansson: get keeps getting frenched
neacon: The stigs cartoon cousin
DeM0nFiRe: zuchen_120 ... Garf Souls
gibbousm: what is the speed on that AI
Mr_Horrible: Well I drove into Garf on a Kart with no name...
ButButTheJesus: hi folks. how's the racing, is it fast or just furious?
asthanius: furry-ous
GredGredmansson: its fast at time
derritter42: lol
DoctorBobnarAwesome: The crab bucket effect
PharaohBender27: @ButButTheJesus Mostly just furious
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 FBtouchdown
odamadillo: How long had the stream been on?
RandomTrivia: I should probably write a formal apology to the mods who have to sift through these clips and pick *some* of them
asthanius: Isn't that just that one section in Snake Eater?
GredGredmansson: I'm sure Kojima has thought of it
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:27:44.
Getter404: I THINK there was a Konami cart racer that was like launch-era GBA
ANeMzero: They made a Metal Gear Card game, but not a Metal Gear car game.
gibbousm: is next week Sonic or Nicktoons?
GredGredmansson: oh right, Kojima can't make one anymore
Garfman314: anybody remember the name of garfield's original voice actor?
plummeting_sloth: I think after Survive, Metal Gear Racing would be totally sensible
odamadillo: Ah Thanks Juliamon.
HundreydAundre: Truce Vs AI Derby
Killer_Pie: Garfiled kart: The Fat and the Furryous
GredGredmansson: @Garfman314 Lorenzo Music, yes?
Juliamon: Garfman314 Lorenzo Music
TacitusVigil: a racer to surpass metal gear!
Garfman314: that
asthanius: "My trunk is too dummy thicc"
Garfman314: that's it!
DarkMorford: RIP Lorenzo Music
BrowneePoints: I wonder if it's a weird form of rubberbanding
Tiber727: Honestly, I just want to see the story Kojima would come up with for a Metal Gear Kart racer.
GredGredmansson: rubberbanding without physics
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
RandomTrivia: WHAT?
rasterscan: Bonk.
Flying_MTG: woah
RandomTrivia: LUL
MadWolf1290: WHAT
plummeting_sloth: eat shit, Newton
gektek: how did ...what ...i don't. yes
Flying_MTG: that physics is so bad
HundreydAundre: BOINK!!
BrowneePoints: Does France understand the concept of Physics
Killer_Pie: It's the frist place rubberbanding the last place
zimmercj23: Game said Nope! to Cori
TheMerricat: Ian's doing well
GredGredmansson: ian has shed the shackles of his former master
MadWolf1290: the fact that running into someone causes YOU to stop is ...a choice
Killer_Pie: Who would thought, the best play is not to play
GredGredmansson: my god i just remembered
RandomTrivia: That was a well-timed nap
PharaohBender27: Your title's better, @RandomTrivia :P
GredGredmansson: who else was here for "Odieseus"?
Mr_Horrible: wait... isn't cannabis Nature's Cannabis?
BrowneePoints: Potatoes are also Nightshades!
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 I was going to go with just "*BONK*" but I already used "*BOINK*" this stream and I don't want it getting missed as a duplicate :D
odamadillo: @GredGredmansson I was literally just thinking about that!
Graham_LRR: There’s 100% a shortcut inside the building, off the conveyor
nyperold: A tomato factory would be a neat location to explore... in a free roma.
DeM0nFiRe: Speaking of halloween I recently watched the LRL where they did cards against humanity trick or treating and graham dressed up as ian LUL
ChaoticObserver: Get Garfed son
Foxmar320: Beej is agro
MaverickArtist: Get Garf or Get Gone
GredGredmansson: !findquote garf
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
rogerivany: Is every cat a Garf though?
pantslife: @nyperold LUL
BrowneePoints: Some days you're Garf, Some Days you're Field.
Foxmar320: Also no one is ever catching the AI
AdmiralKip: CORRII
derritter42: There it was, the shortcut!
AdmiralKip: nooo
SnowBuddy18: @Graham_LRR how do you get to it though?
derritter42: @SnowBuddy18 Spring?
Graham_LRR: @snowbuddy18 spring jump
circusofkirkus: nelly and wheeler just sabotaged each otehr
TheMerricat: so appearently there are puzzle pieces you can find in one of the modes and that's where the springs really shine.
Killer_Pie: Someone call PETA for Jon, he is crushing his own cats!
derritter42: uptime!
RandomTrivia: An improv comedy troupe vamp?! Who do you think they are?! lrrBEEJ
regularnormalperson: You can't get out! That's what being a ghost is. you're haunting the game now forever
plummeting_sloth: "The man at the store said this was the one the kids like"
RomanGoro: I can see a grandma buying that from a bucket in walmart
Feminine_Desires: Sonic Team Racing (or one of them, not too sure which one) is one of the best non-mario kart kart racing games
YeetTheRich_: why does bens grandma sound like the dark souls intro voice?
Grevas13: oh god i just realized ian's background is lasagna
TacitusVigil: but grandma died 7 years ago!
regularnormalperson: The Dark Souls of online lobbies
monakai: Grandma saying "Prepare to Die" seems ominous
NoTomToLose: "The real Garf Kart starts here."
Darleysam: the website said "les âmes sombres des courses de kart"
RandomTrivia: BEEJ!
Mr_Horrible: godammit Beej LUL
GredGredmansson: :findquote chest
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
regularnormalperson: WoW!
Killer_Pie: The french dark souls confirmed
GredGredmansson: !findquote chest
LRRbot: Quote #256: "Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?" —Adam [2015-05-09]
Foxmar320: Bravo
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: the8bitClap the8bitClap the8bitClap the8bitClap
Alas_Babylon: That was *beautiful*
Nimiphi: That Foley was SOOO GOOOD
spiffinn: full on thought that was a sound he triggered
RechargeableFrenchman: Benjamin Wheeler IS the saddest trombone
BrowneePoints: Good lip control
iceborn_dragonkin: nelly playes the Bone? cool!
ButButTheJesus: @spiffinn same
asthanius: Wait can other people not do that?
regularnormalperson: BRIGHT EYES!
TheAwkes: #Trombonist
BrowneePoints: A lot of old jazz scatters (and Bobby McFerrin) are VERY good at doing brass instrument sounds
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asthanius: I’ve been making those noises since I was 10 is that seriously a talent? Sweet!
TacitusVigil: the garf prix
Foxmar320: So have we found this games "Rainbow Road" yet?
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frostownik: the comic sans
Killer_Pie: The rainbow road is the tomato factory
RandomTrivia: @Foxmar320 Maybe the one by the ocean?
regularnormalperson: Is game performance bad or is it my stream?
PharaohBender27: @regularnormalperson Game performance isn't great
caimheul: @Foxmar320 Joining the lobby is the rainbow road of this game
Juliamon: regularnormalperson It's the game and also Cori/Ian sharing a connection
Fruan: @regularnormalperson The game performance is very very bad
Foxmar320: Game not great but entertaining
Killer_Pie: You need a rtx 3080 just to leave the lobby
RandomTrivia: This is one of those games that's an utter trainwreck and you can't look away
Alas_Babylon: You can see Cori interact more with aliens every Monday at twitch dot tv forward slash loadingreadyrun at 5 PM Pacific
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL THe discord feed from Cori is looking ok to me
Foxmar320: Stream looks fine to me
regularnormalperson: Oh wow this is just Mario kart but strictly worse, isn't it?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, everything seems fine
Foxmar320: regularnormalperson Yep
GredGredmansson: ok i have to check out, have a huge day at work tomorrow
GredGredmansson: good luck everyone
HundreydAundre: Garfield has E.T. continuity?
Grevas13: @regularnormalperson Worse? Or better?
PharaohBender27: So long, @GredGredmansson !
odamadillo: I am watching on a phone and the stream is fine for me
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Turns out Ian was playing at *4K* which might have been the problem with his gameplay
Killer_Pie: @GredGredmansson Good luck
RandomTrivia: Cori using the lasagne-boost to break out of naptime, sick tech right there
plummeting_sloth: If I had to compliment this game, it's taht you don't have to play it very long
ButButTheJesus: cori no!
rasterscan: CORI
caimheul: The french language is well known for not working on high definitions /sarcasm
SnowBuddy18: how does this game play on HOTAS?
DeM0nFiRe: SnowBuddy18 Sounds like you just volunteered to do that research
mljesus6222: Is this the new mario kart?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @SnowBuddy18 Poorly
SnowBuddy18: @DeM0nFiRe I don't have HOTAS and was making a joke
Butternades: This game absolutely is the new twitch hotness
DarkMorford: @SnowBuddy18 I imagine it plays like... hot ass :p
regularnormalperson: TBF it doesn't look worse than Switch graphics in terms of fidelity
DeM0nFiRe: SnowBuddy18 I know, I was kidding too :P
RandomTrivia: Well played DarkMorford, well played
asthanius: How does Garf Kart's performance compare with Crysis?
TheMerricat: Beej is God Tier blind dodging everything Cori sent his way
nyperold: Fat and Furrious: Muncie Drift
RandomTrivia: WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
obijam_: that shot was amazing
rasterscan: WOW.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Sub-Ocean achieved!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
asthanius: BURIED
regularnormalperson: Sub-ocean'd
TheDailyMapleSyrup: now you're drifting with power
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Hexi_Lexi: SUB OCEAN
Snowcookies: lmao
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RandomTrivia: Watch&Play successful! lrrHORN
underhill33: rood
derritter42: Cori has spun, launched and now she's been grounded
regularnormalperson: NANI?!
chaostreader: Sub ocean. Get!
doubleayrun: wait is no one using actual garfield
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
Killer_Pie: It's all over cori, he have the high ground
amative1: Garfield is overseeing the mayhem
Juliamon: Look upon them, and despair
asthanius: I wish I could play as Halo
regularnormalperson: Garfield doesn't seem like the type to do racing. Much too lazy
TheDailyMapleSyrup: he's sleeping
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CaptainSpam: Halo McHaloington.
head_cannon: While I embrace the concept of wiping out, it seems odd how the game just seems to arbitrarily decide "You're done now."
RandomTrivia: It's only a matter of time until someone mods in Thomas the Tank Engine, I suppose
CaptainSpam: From the game, Halo.
quillilian: Garfield (Kart) without Garfield
asthanius: Or the titular Legend from the Legend of Zelda franchise
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
nyperold: Halo Odie ST
regularnormalperson: Sir 'Not appearing in this racing game'
derritter42: What are those splashes?
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah the splashes are kinda dumb lol seems like a bug
asthanius: @derritter42 That's the particle system not registering that she left the water
ButButTheJesus: @nyperold dammit
RandomTrivia: Nooooooo!
Foxsploder: I find a morning lasagna is a great pick-me-up
rasterscan: Still counted!
Killer_Pie: Into the lake she goes
NightWingMistHawk: It's still good!
plummeting_sloth: wake up super < wake up sagna
HundreydAundre: We get stronger, check; world more dank'rr'esque, check; reality do be balancing checks out.
amative1: Cori, with the sleep-finish!
underhill33: We take those
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea for everybody!
TheMerricat: Ian better sleep with one eye open.... :P
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RandomTrivia: Cori's so good at this she can beat everyone literally while asleep
SnowBuddy18: @nyperold is that Odie covering the OST?
regularnormalperson: the mathematicians among us know that lines are infinitely long
RandomTrivia enjoyed Kathleen's joke
asthanius: wut
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeeeeeee!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: why are there so many police cars
zimmercj23: @regularnormalperson but since it has 2 defined end points isn't it a segment not a line?
Flyingdelorion: Little River Band reference WoW
Ba_Dum_Tish: Looks like a park shortcut
doubleayrun: the cops are onto garfield's street racing gang is why
BrowneePoints: I miss prima guides
HundreydAundre: Game is practically an April Fools joke.
asthanius: what
DeM0nFiRe: What was the name of that show on tech tv / g4 that like told you secrets in games and cheats?
Graham_LRR: Shortcut though that square near the line, on the left
regularnormalperson: @zimmercj23 should've called it Finish Line Segment then :3
head_cannon: Garfield Kart: The Bad Nap(TM)
DeM0nFiRe: like code something? something code?
RandomTrivia: Sneaky shortcut strats!
couldntpickausername: LRR Magic the Garfield
asthanius: @Graham_LRR Did you just tell them to Go Left?
Hexi_Lexi: @BrowneePoints i dont, i remember them having tonnes of misinformation
ChaoticObserver: Garfield's on the run
Graham_LRR: @asthanius look
Makrosian_Tae: @couldntpickausername As Richard Garfield intended
HundreydAundre: Any chance to play it on the 30th before then?
ChaoticObserver: Hasn't paid his lasagna to the IRS
nyperold: @SnowBuddy18 Actually, it's a scout transport shaped like Odie. It walks bipedally.
TheAwkes: You don't get gas from lasagna, you get it from the side of broccoli.
amative1: Wait, everyone finished, and you /still/ have to wait the 15 seconds!?
BrowneePoints: @Graham_LRR I mean, it's Good Advice
rogerivany: Has the computer won every race?
derritter42: Now I want to see a Richard Garfield, PhD alter
DeM0nFiRe: Hey Ian made it an entire grand prix without getting frenched
regularnormalperson: "I am offended that I am getting better at this game!" - Alex Steacy
RandomTrivia: Yeah, the AI that's intended to win just GOES into the distance at the start and is never seen again
plummeting_sloth: let's all leave and have a drink
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Killer_Pie: So the game just Git Gud everyone?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Layers of Garf
Ba_Dum_Tish: Between layers of kart
odamadillo: If there was a Lrr cart game who would be OP?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrSERGE
Bionull: 6:57 well noted break time
HundreydAundre: @Ba_Dum_Tish Lasagna does hath lairs...
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrFRUMP
Irsaan: Is Garfield's body with Pam Anderson's head a playable character?
Ba_Dum_Tish: @odamadillo I assume a LRR member who can drive
Hexi_Lexi: lrrBEEEJ
BooperOfHonks: @odamadillo Definitely Beej xD
NightWingMistHawk: odamadillo either Bartleby or Creepy Doll, with Gibb all the way in last
PharaohBender27: @odamadillo Whoever had the Crown Vic, so probably Beej. Also, long time no see! :)
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrBEEJ
Makrosian_Tae: @Irsaan You keep that cursed ccontent OUT of here!
LordZarano: What's everyone's favourite, non-Mario, Kart game?
HundreydAundre: Any wild anomalies that Garfield will steer into Shrek's route?
JadedCynic: Ian, James, Beej, Matt Wiggins, maybe Kathleen?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrHAM
TheMerricat: Sonic All Stars by a mile
odamadillo: Yeah Hi Pharaoh. Beej would be OP for sure.
benjamin_wheeler: @LordZarano Garfield Kart Furious Racing
suburbanguitarist: ctr
iris_of_ether: !findquote offended
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: Diddy Kong racing
zuchen_120: @LordZarano I used to enjoy Diddy Kong Racing. That was around the same time frame.
BrowneePoints: @benjamin_wheeler Initial (garfiel)D
Cavemanhar: jak x combat racing
benjamin_wheeler: does Twisted Metal count?
corianderd: yes
benjamin_wheeler: Twisted Metal 2, & 3\
BrowneePoints: Diddy Kong Racing
BrowneePoints: That soundtrack is etched in my memory
BrowneePoints: Thanks David Wise
corianderd: S.C.A.R.S.
BrowneePoints: OH WAIT
TheMerricat: I can't remember the name of it but there was a Kart game for the Wii that was a mix of JRPG characters driving through tracks like steampunking war balloons blowing up floating islands. I liked that a bit.
BrowneePoints: Blizz is releasing an HD Rock n' Roll Racing!
Hangedman: Wacky Wheels
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BrowneePoints: I played the CRAP out of Rock n' Roll Racing on my SNES!
ButButTheJesus: Onrush
iris_of_ether: My husband loved Rock n' Roll Racing :)
TheAwkes: Rush 2049 on Gamecube.
TheMerricat: @iris_of_ether does he know Blizzard rerelased it recently? Or is going to? Not sure, it was in the recent Blizzcon'
TokenMickus: Micro Machines for the PC, old one
iris_of_ether: @TheMerricat I wasn't aware until just now, so I'm definitely passing it on :D
WhoseGamewasitZ: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Juliamon: One of my worst feelings in "recent" memory is of picking up a used copy of DKR for DS, taking it on a trip with me, and discovering on the plane that it was a physically-damaged cart that didn't work
DeM0nFiRe: oof
DeM0nFiRe: It's absolutely the worst when you are saving a game for like a trip or something and then you find out it doesnt work or is bad lol
suburbanguitarist: i always check as soon as i he home
iris_of_ether: Oh no, not having a game you were looking forward to *on a plane ride* sucks, I'm so sorry @Juliamon D:
Juliamon: I picked it up FOR the plane ride, the day before
PharaohBender27: Ooof
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I blame Wizpig
Juliamon: nah, I blame Gamestop
MyrddintheWizard: Big oof.
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Is that better or worse than getting a completely different game that was sticker-swapped?
Juliamon: Not the employees but corporate that doesn't enforce checking preowned games
DeM0nFiRe: Eh if you got a different game at least yo uhave something to play
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Same, I worked there, we're supposed to test everything
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Someone got fired when I worked there for accepting too much defective product
Juliamon: But I did also get a used Wii from the same store that hadn't been wiped by the previous owner, so it had some eshop games and enough credit for another
BrowneePoints: Our District was a HAAAAAAAAAAAARD ass(and also the reason I quit)
Juliamon: so it's a wash
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Tempest2097: Hold up, does it say Garfield Kart?
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, is it over?
Tempest2097: Is that ACCURATE?
TheAwkes: Very accurate.
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
RandomTrivia: @Tempest2097 It certainly does, and yes it is
Juliamon: Tempest2097 You've missed two hours of this already
Tempest2097: Is it going to continue?
PharaohBender27: @Tempest2097 It is. This has been something of a stealth Watch&Play stream
BrowneePoints: One of my good Friends got fired for selling an Xbone X for 40% off cuz they fit it in the Black Friday bag, and the policy was ANYTHING that fit got the reduction @Juliamon
Tempest2097: Because I kind of need to see it.
nuthouse01: they were indeed "playing" garf kart, if that is the correct word to use
NoTomToLose: Until morale improves, I'm pretty sure
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It is actually really rare, to see a game that is this bad, and not actually be a complete scam.
DarkMorford: You've missed Ian getting Frenched multiple times Kappa
PharaohBender27: @Tempest2097 They'll be back before long - and there they are!
SkylerRingtail: "Experiencing" Garf Kart perhaps?
Tempest2097: Ah Excellent I am not missing Garfield Kart
Juliamon: BrowneePoints LMAO
TheMerricat: Bleh just pulled up Kotaku to browse some news during the break and it looks as if Bioware has officially given up on Anthem.
RandomTrivia: It's clear that some people genuinely cared about making this game, whether or not they made a *GOOD* game is often secondary
Koshindan: More like death advice.
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Even worse, they changed it the next day cuz it was *a thing* and yet still fired him for FOLLOWING PROTOCOL
Treble252: That logic tracks.
Juliamon: Good ol' Gamestop
JadedCynic: "This game hates us." ...yeah, made by a French dev house in Lyon; that tracks.
odamadillo: This game seems like, do anything, you die
Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit I forgot about Cromag Rally
asthanius: frunch
Dog_of_Myth: Get Frenched
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BrindleBoar: from Fronse? Kappa
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the French'd is spreading!
Lord_ZYRK: Childhood computer lab is flooding back through my memory NotLikeThis
BrowneePoints: So yea this was by Artefacts studio, based in Lyon, France. They most well known for their tactical RPG Dungeon of Naheulbeuk last year
RandomTrivia: It's infected Ian's central nervous system!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: we come from France!
nyperold: Meowssively Multiplayer.
zuchen_120: Does this game have a rainbow road style track?
HundreydAundre: It's almost as if you having a D&D Campaign where someone thought it was a good idea to have GARFIELD for a DM.
MTGRanger: Oh those crazy Frenchman! lrrAWESOME
Baldrash: Laguna Seca in Garfield Kart when?
asthanius: What's the portmanteau of Le Mans and Lasagna?
TSSaloic: Lemons!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrSLOTH
CaptainSpam: Ah, Moo Moo Farm.
NightWingMistHawk: asthanius Lemansgna?
PharaohBender27: @asthanius Le Mansagna?
NazTMann: @asthanius Le Mangna?
asthanius: It feels too hard to say
RechargeableFrenchman: @asthanius I have to assume Le Magna personally
zuchen_120: I was going to say that too, @CaptainSpam
NoxStryx: wait
RandomTrivia: Oh god I forgot about the Tabletop Sim Crokinole board with invisible walls
PharaohBender27: That filthy cheating AI!
Snowcookies: AI's a hacker
nyperold: Le Manicotti
sirspate: Huh, the original Garfield Kart is a freebie right now over at indiegala.
NoxStryx: this is a garfield game, why is cori Marge?
Juliamon: because hats
asthanius: If there are fewer than 8 racers, the game explodes
asthanius: It's like Speed but weirder
Raiger: That's some solid corn
BrowneePoints: I mean, this IS the country that popularized Sad Clowns
RandomTrivia: So what we're learning is that the game will be easier if you recruit more friends... got it
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
LuveenW: wow this framerate is alarmingly low
djalternative: garfield sans garfield is a great strip
Mysticman89: its a representation of how all our jobs will be replaced by the superior AI
BrowneePoints: Le comedie ees funnee duz liyuf ees 'orrible and meeneengloos
BrowneePoints: cuz* not duz
asthanius: TO SPACE
CaptainSpam: UM
NotCainNorAbel: launched
Makrosian_Tae: I must go, my people need me
Killer_Pie: YEET!
RandomTrivia: So this stream has now incorporated elements of Watch&Play AND Talking Sim. Soon all of LRR content will be assimilated into GARF KART
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @LuveenW I'm not noticing any framerate issues.
RandomTrivia: LUL
DAC169: I believe she can FLY! aipOMG
poryout: my planet needs me...
asthanius: WoW
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Makrosian_Tae: Yike
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Nelly
fatherllymic: Clip?
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
Koshindan: We need Garfield lore.
eric_christian_berg: CoriYEETer
Triforcecwp: i looks like its just the farmerate of the game.
spiffinn: i feel like you could have a separate speedrun category for this game where you play multiplayer but try to get one person to have the fastest time
Lord_ZYRK: I thought the star of this game was Garfield
sirspate: 'whoa nelly'?
Tempest2097: Garfield can smell your soul at all times
spiffinn: just launch them
zuchen_120: "Sand & Sable" perfume
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: Apparently it's called "Vroom Perfume"
Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit Beej
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
Makrosian_Tae: *multiple people are typing*
plummeting_sloth: and now we're back to the Garfield Monstrosity
Snowcookies: Beej wut
JadedCynic: lrrBEEJ lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Paging QAnon. Paging QAnon
asthanius: I am reeling from that
WhoseGamewasitZ: is this more like Mario Kart or more like Sonic and All-Stars racing?
cryomancer20x6: I have to admit that Reddit has completely ruined Garfield for me
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL we are streaming at 30fps (as usual) so that might be what you are seeing
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NotCainNorAbel: not this week
rasterscan: Is... is Jon from Garfield just the ultimate nadir of the "Nice Guy" archetype?
asthanius: I will not forget the phrase "garfield incel community" for years
Killer_Pie: No
Mysticman89: lasagna or your partner, choose one
JadedCynic puts on the flak jacket and blast helmet, and hunkers down in his foxhole for the incoming conflagration
Makrosian_Tae: @cryomancer20x6 ImsorryJohn is the bane of my existence. I've seen thing no human should have to see
Koshindan: I think as long as the food doesn't path through you too quickly, you always take lasagna with you to bed eventually.
HundreydAundre: uhhh, ye- no sir, Kart-stars
00busyhands: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
BrowneePoints: Garfield Incels are just John Arbuckle *dab8
Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast: Is this a public lobby?
Makrosian_Tae: ODST
MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] Let's drop that topic. I almost regret having said it in the first place.
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Juliamon: Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast Nope
JadedCynic: ALMOST regret?
Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast: That’s a shame
Manae: I'm pretty sure Jon has a live-in girlfriend in the comics now, for the occasional ones I see
sirspate: r/wallstreetbets are all in on GICs. (garfield incel community..)
CaptainSpam: Mmm, street pie.
LordZarano: @Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast Welcome!
TheMerricat: chat there are so many incel related usernames on twitch........
sirspate: us Canadians will never look at GICs the same again
RandomTrivia: Oh no, someone reboot Wheeler :D
TheAwkes: Marfield
BrowneePoints: Gar(dot)io
Juliamon: TheMerricat Maybe don't
nyperold: I've heard of road pizza, but...
NoTomToLose: Garf! Garf! Garf-i-ohhhhhh!!
Killer_Pie: GarfSouls
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat :\
asthanius: @TheMerricat You don't need to gift them subs maybe
SrMuskrat: GarGar's Bizzare Adventure
SquareDotCube: Mario Gart
Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast: Too bad I can’t crush this lobby under my iron go kart
FadedOverseer: Garmander, Garmeleon Garizard
TheMerricat: Yeah, that one I'm skipping...
CaptainSpam: @Manae Jon's been after Liz for most of the comic's run, and apparently in recent years she found his buffoonery charming.
TheAwkes: What if one of our items could be mistaken for bad netcode rubberbanding them?
Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast: Garfield has been a thing since the early 1970s
Mollylele: @garfield_kart_enthusiast please do not garfsplain to us
Garfield_Kart_Enthusiast: I will spit all my nonsense
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Tempest2097: Garfield has been a calculated corporate plan to make a marketable character and make money since the very beginning.
RandomTrivia: Molly LUL
BrowneePoints: And Garfield has been irrelevant as a cultural icon since like the 1990s
Killer_Pie: Do not recite to me the old magic, I was there when it was writen
RandomTrivia: What the what the WHAT?!
JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam obviously decades of gradual Stockholm Syndrome
DAC169: double triple? aipS
Koshindan: Can you create a wall and wall in the AI?
asthanius: Go directly to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of Garfield, and found a guy in a top hat instead. What's going on, guys?
Texan_Reverend: Having only just arrived, I must ask: did Ian get this working with his steering wheel?
Juliamon: Texan_Reverend He did, but it wasn't as good as controller
Tempest2097: Garfield is only good as an object of parody or modified art now
MrPhlip: @Texan_Reverend He did, but it kept going French, so he isn't any more.
DarkMorford: @Texan_Reverend Yes, but he's since decided using a controller is easier.
nyperold: @beckett_brass That's Liz, but... hats.
Texan_Reverend: @juliamon I am unsurprised by that.
Juliamon: Gunfield
NoTomToLose: uh, it's a 'video game', of course there's guns in it
JadedCynic: @Texan_Reverend some localization bug kept hitting him and then, "omg it works SO much better with a controlelr!"
PharaohBender27: @Mollylele "garfsplain" is such a great phrase :D
asthanius: Is Shadow Nermal, or Odie?
Killer_Pie: Only bad games don't have guns
Mollylele: you may only garfsplain to me on mondays
DAC169: I'm sad we only get one point of view aipCry
BrowneePoints: Ah yes I remember that cartoon "Garfield meets Doctor Sleep"
steven_strangle: It's all coming up Nermal is such a powerful quote
rasterscan: @asthanius Odie is definitely Tails
DarkMorford: Oh hey Molly
Texan_Reverend: @lordzarano Thanks, that's terrific.
JadedCynic: @Killer_Pie also All Generalizations Are Bed Kappa
Mysticman89: suspect it might be a pecularitiy of ians desktop softward, since no one else has been french'd and now he's doing fine on laptop
DAC169: I'm assuming there's a reason for it though
Mysticman89: or desktop hardware rather
Tempest2097: By the way if you've never seen this you're missing out
TacitusVigil: But does it have e-frames? (Rewatches ExoSquad)
Tempest2097: It is an HOUR LONG philosophical breakdown of Garfield.
RandomTrivia: Intangibility is just 100% I-Frames, change my mind
Tempest2097: Specifically one strip
sirspate: nobody named themselves InitialG?
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ButButTheJesus: you wanna take that one again?
DarkMorford: Kathleen is no longer a sea bass? ;)
MrPhlip: Wheeler and Garfield Kart for next Play It Forward series
Ba_Dum_Tish: Was there a putt putt racing game?
Killer_Pie: Monday meeting - Garfield gave us lots of views, should we torture ourselfs again?
RechargeableFrenchman: Nailed it
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
Mysticman89: good effort
NoTomToLose: parfait
zuchen_120: I remember when you used to have to all be in the same room to play mario kart... yells at cloud
Triforcecwp: That hurt my soul Kathleen. lol
BrowneePoints: That was wonderful Franglish
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Raiger: Kathleen are you okay? Are you having a stroke?
RandomTrivia: "Ceci ne pas d'un lobby"
Mollylele: @Dog_of_Myth ahoy lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
quillilian: bon effort
Koshindan: They killed the Garfield servers. They never expected 6 players at once.
JadedCynic: It was good, but it wasn't French
Kramburger: Kathleen's french is almost as good as the online multiplayer
NoTomToLose: try 'foyer', that sounds French :D
TacitusVigil: I would remind LRR that France is a nuclear power...
DarkMorford: Kono robii wa iya desu!
JadedCynic: @Kramburger it's also better than the game's steering wheel hardware support
circusofkirkus: un baguette?
RandomTrivia: Welcome back to the LRR French Restream! LUL
amative1: James Garfield!
MyBuddySuperfly: Joey
OldManJohnsonMB: Carte du Garfield
RechargeableFrenchman: James A. Garfield
Tempest2097: Okay if you could a DLC to this game and you had to pick a theme what would it be chat?
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RechargeableFrenchman: Cleveland's first name was Grover
Koshindan: He went from cards to karts.
CaptainSpam: Calvin "Garfield" Coolidge.
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW
amative1: James Garfield, and his VP: Odie.
Mollylele: Garfa go fast
JadedCynic: Calvin "Garfield Sucks" Coolidge
quillilian: TacitusVigil, Quebec on the other hand is a hydro power Kappa
Tempest2097: This game is a testament to exactly how good Mario Kart's visual design and level design is.
RandomTrivia: VR GarfKart when? lrrBEEJ
Koshindan: What about Garfield Kart in VR?
Koshindan: Hey.
couldntpickausername: Heathcliff DLC
RandomTrivia: @Koshindan #DriftCompatible
PharaohBender27: @amative1 People forget that the 21st president was really Odie Kappa
Mollylele: I think you mean VRfield
Killer_Pie: @Tempest2097 Of course it would be Doom guy
sirspate: I remember this pyramid from the comic strip.
TacitusVigil: @amative1 Pretty sure Odie was never president.
TacitusVigil: Kappa
couldntpickausername: actually do they have the farm characters for drivers?
Ogrekidd: how well does Garfield cart run on a valve index
TacitusVigil: @quillilian That's for the best.
JadedCynic: @quillilian sure....due to a pro deal to purchase power at 60's rates and resell to NY etc at post-energy-crisis rates Kappa
Tempest2097: @Killer_Pie I would play Garfield goes to Hell.
DarkMorford: U.S. Acres characters would be good DLC
amative1: couldntpickausername no, US Acres characters aren't in this game
Tantusar: mmm tasty tasty flat colour
Natedogg2: Just play some President Evil.
amative1: DarkMorford agreed
BrowneePoints: "James A. Garfield supported abolition, Black suffrage, and education for all American citizens." He got assassinated 6 months in cuz he didn't give some nutjob a position
Juliamon: couldntpickausername This is based on a more modern TV adaptiation so it doesn't have anything from the & Friends series
TheMerricat: So apparently in order to change the resolution of this game, you have to edit the registry......
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: TheMerricat Somehow that doesn't surprise me...
CaptainSpam: Macaron, macaroon, macaroni, marconi...
LordZarano: Macron Macaron Macaroon Macaroni Marconi
couldntpickausername: so that would be the theoritical DLC, the farm characters
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Mollylele: fun fact, James A Garfield was assassinated on a Monday
nyperold: That's a bit pillar to swallow.
BrowneePoints: So yea, Garfield the President seems like he was a pretty reasonable guy
asthanius: macross
TacitusVigil: @BrowneePoints And his assassination led to civil service reform. So there's that.
amative1: BrowneePoints Charlie Guiteau!
sirspate: Cori keeps getting hit by the 'french hours' powerup
DarkMorford: I need to find a macaron recipe. I've never made them before.
NoTomToLose: "Put a feather in his cap, and called it..."
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Sorry I've done the same emote twice in a row at you, but . . .
CaptainSpam: I've just realized most of my chat lines tonight have been absurdist strings of words.
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
TheMerricat: :P @PharaohBender27
asthanius: when nermals deserve to diiiiiiiiii-
LordZarano: Macaron is the French thing and Macron is the other French thing
RealGamerCow: Wake up Garfie I think I've got something to say to you...
DarkMorford: Wake up, get up, go back to bed! 🎶
Killer_Pie: Once again the IA saying "GIT GUD"
BrowneePoints: Oh no... @amative1 President Lincoln's son was at the station when Garfield was shot...
RandomTrivia: Nelly you mispronounced "game" :D
TacitusVigil: Replace "race" with "game" and-
Kramburger: Are we still talking about presidents?
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I remember that era of PC gaming - post-CONFIG.SYS but still somehow post- peri- and pre- "actually GIVE the players options with decent UX" era
j3573rblack: what am i watching?
JadedCynic: because the AI has faster reactions than the best human
asthanius: garf kart
amative1: BrowneePoints wow, really? That's unlucky
j3573rblack: why am i watching this?
asthanius: because garf kart
amative1: j3573rblack why not?
ImmoralEthicist: This is my kind of chaos
odamadillo: Is it weird that I have never consumed any Garfield media before this stream?
elah806: Jesus I have been watching this game for all of ten minutes and it looks miserable
JadedCynic: @j3573rblack it's more about the journey, not the desitnation
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic but this was released in Nov 2019! It's using UNITY. You have to WORK at that level of fail....
BrowneePoints: I feel like at 28 years old I may be among some of the last kids that legitimately read Garfield comics in the newspaper
j3573rblack: @JadedCynic seems like a terrible journey...
JadedCynic: or maybe a game's quality doesn't equate it's entertainment value
YurikosWife: i keep waiting for the frame rate to improve and it never does
asthanius: @TheMerricat Knowing Unity and multiplayer don't have to work *too* hard to make something not work well
iris_of_ether: Well, for what it's worth, my friends' kid (around 8?) loves her Garfield books.
BrowneePoints: @YurikosWife I'm getting dips every now and then but it's relatively steady
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat wait, WHAT?!? I figured this was the early 21st century
Koshindan: Garfield is never over.
CaptainSpam: It's never over, Kathleen.
CaptainSpam: This is your life now.
j3573rblack: @BrowneePoints I read a garfield comic in the paper yesterday, and it was just sad. not even funny bad
Ogrekidd: Not only will wheeler have the first ever speed run of Garfield cart racing he will have the first ever full game completion
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints I legit can't remember the last time I read a Garfield strip :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: PIF Gar kart
Tempest2097: Would watch out of ten
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NoTomToLose: The race continues as long as the donations hold out, welcome to Garfield Bus
RandomTrivia: There it is! It's canon now!
TacitusVigil: You're asleep right not Ian. Tomorrow is Desert Bus.
JadedCynic: Man, didn't take long to go from "man the races are too short with only 3 laps" to "oh god, this race isn't over YET?"
TacitusVigil: *now
Natedogg2: I can't wait for Desert Bus - Garfield Kart.
Dog_of_Myth: GARF GARF
Juliamon: Ogrekidd You underestimate this game's fanbase
Tempest2097: Nice Cori!
markaci: wtg Cori
corpocracy: lrrHORN lrrHORN
circusofkirkus: lrrHORN
EvilBadman: more like Prrmans
underhill33: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
NightWingMistHawk: Huzzah!
PharaohBender27: ShowLove600 Got to leave, but thanks for doing this stream that helps fill the W+P-shaped hole in us!
YurikosWife: Cori is the one true Garf!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Good job Cori!
jmhodges: Cori!!!
notthepenguins: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Garfman314: the spider had a hat
HundreydAundre: The Garf-Kart Bus Cometh.
odamadillo: Well done Cori!
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat but....I've seen games with better textures and graphics from the 90s...
RealGamerCow: Everyone on this stream could get on the leaderboards now
RomanGoro: Is that the first non-AI win?
ThisCatHasSeenGod subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
ThisCatHasSeenGod: Oh, The Dark Lord Garfologhin is here?
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RandomTrivia: Cori is the undisputed champion of GarfKart! (as yet undisputed)
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrCHKN lrrHORN
LordZarano: Congratulations Cori lrrGOAT
PharaohBender27: Also, congrats lrrCORI ! lrrHORN
Fanklok: Garfield Cart? Did someone lose a bet?
asthanius: groont
Juliamon: Fanklok Andrew sent them all copies
sirspate: Tony Hawk Garfield Kart?
BrowneePoints: Jump n Jive has been replaced by Grunt n Grind
JadedCynic: @Fanklok apparently it was a six-way tie loss
NoTomToLose: we are explicitly driving on the bike lanes X(
RomanGoro: I think this isn't the one Andrew gifted to them
asthanius: garfitti
zed_alpha: Has anyone made an entergagement joke yet?
TheNerdWonder: Did Graham sign off on that use of Comic Sans in the overlay?
RandomTrivia: Nice shot with the pie!
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AttackCowboy: wftdaRL wheelerY wheelerH wftdaRR
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Makrosian_Tae: It's more than a feeling
JadedCynic: very profound thoughts, Paul - thank you for taking our attention away from the game itself
TheDailyMapleSyrup: My Garfield has a first name
sirspate: @TheNerdWonder Graham seeing the font would be worthy of a reaction vid
Killer_Pie: Garfo in portuguese means fork :v
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RandomTrivia: Garf, Garf, Garf, gonna step on the Garf, tonight! LUL
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Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
amative1: You want "any Eurobeat", you're getting Deja Vu.
elah806: kart is coming
RealGamerCow: Throw some hyperpop on?
Cavemanhar: thank you @zed_alpha
TacitusVigil: I was just imagining Cori and Ian solving all their arguments by playing Crossfire.
Lord_ZYRK: Running in the 90's?
MrPhlip: Dragostea Din Tei
MyBuddySuperfly: gas, gas, gas
TheMerricat: Iniial D
sirspate: this is reminding me about Daft Punk :(
JadedCynic: @MrPhlip o/\o
Tantusar: warning: low hanging banner
odamadillo: I don't know about what ever Wheeler mentioned
DAC169: thanks for the gift sub @zed_alpha lrrAWESOME
UncannyJimjams: oh my god I can't believe you guys are playing this masterpiece
suburbanguitarist: rest in beats daft punk
Opera707: this game is DB worthly
quillilian: @JadedCynic, I've been sent to the rabbit hole of Hydro-Quebec, I-live-here-temporarily
asthanius: Like Port Garfield
Killer_Pie: DOOR STUCK!
Tempest2097: Don't worry Wheeler I put on Spark in the Dark in my browser
Tempest2097: It's much improving this
RandomTrivia: Probably the Eurobeat
odamadillo: Hey paul quoted me!?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: spark in the dark is by manpower
RandomTrivia: @odamadillo Paul sees ALL
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RandomTrivia: What?!
Tempest2097: CORI WHAT
partsofmanny: lol cori
RandomTrivia: Excuse what?!
partsofmanny: into the subocean
TheAinMAP: Um.
Dog_of_Myth: SUB OCEAN
Fruan: Horse is big dog, but dog is small cow.
Killer_Pie: What
odamadillo: And yeah I meant the Eurobeat thing
BrowneePoints: Horses are like big dogs, if dogs were dumber and had more temper tantrums
Easilycrazyhat: New speedrun strat
RandomTrivia: Did Cori find a SECOND way into the Sub Ocean?
zed_alpha: This is the most entergaging racing game I’ve ever seen. Does Mario Kart have this much entergagement? I think NOT.
sirspate: I think it was the powerslide she was in?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Damn should have gotten out the W+P card
Koshindan: Amphibious Garf! PogChamp
Talin06: i am loving this Crossing the Nope
Graham_LRR: Wheeler, it’s on Bratt Sinclair’s Eurobeat Style Volume 9, which inexplicably came out in 2019
Tantusar: why does arlene get to sit on the left side of the progress bar
asthanius: Alaska?
zed_alpha: This is both the best and worst looking racing game I’ve ever seen.
nyperold: Nanowrimo?
sirspate: did anyone clip cori's subocean?
Fanklok: Newfoundland?
MyBuddySuperfly: Rio?
Lord_ZYRK: d e e p s h i t
Fanklok: What are we figuring out?
aussiebraindoc: Willow Point?
amative1: Chemainus?
TheMerricat: PIE bomb PIE
fcloud: pipe bomb? i don't know, i dont read LORE
benjamin_wheeler: @Graham_LRR right but I'm talking about the Supermixes that have existed since Youtube Antiquity
RandomTrivia: Take care Nelly! lrrHEART
nyquister_: Subliminal messaging pipebombs?
Snowcookies: thank gods
zeldakid1999: Thanks for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Ogrekidd: I cant wait to tune in next week for alvin and the chipmunks tennis
MyBuddySuperfly: MIAUU
MichaelVYee: You could play while reading the subs katesLurk
RandomTrivia: I'm so glad this stream happened, let's never play this game again LUL
MichaelVYee: (Plz don’t)
TacitusVigil: Cori is already setting her computer on fire.
asthanius: five whole jigglebytes
nyquister_: What?!?!?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: On what?
couldntpickausername: it's what?
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP
TSSaloic: HOW!
Koshindan: 5 Garfbytes.
frogomb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
frogomb: Thank you
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Lord_ZYRK: Three of those are just the French
NoTomToLose: Optimization not their forté
niccus: every follicle of fur
Rokudan96: All the textures were just for Lasanga
RealGamerCow: Like that 400 meg poster in STALKER
fcloud: did ian use his driving wheel? for maximum realism
Juliamon: !patreon
NotCainNorAbel: it is all the language packs
LRRbot: 2470 patrons for a total of $18,871.48 per month.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Patreon we made you play this
niccus: you can't spell kart without art
Juliamon: fcloud He did to start, but it was suboptimal
nyperold: Garfield K-art.
fcloud: can't spell "garfield kart" without ART
RandomTrivia: 20! 20 clips from this one stream!
RandomTrivia: Overlay pls
Snowcookies: This was like W+P but only one game
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Koshindan: Unlimited GarfieldKart.
HundreydAundre: A R T Field, subs
RandomTrivia: There is only GarfKart now!
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LordZarano: Thanks for supporting this Garfield-K-Art
empyreon: GarfKart is E T E R N A L
Fruan: Gart Kart
Juliamon: Watch + MultiPlayer
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Tempest2097: All is GARFKART
head_cannon: Kart-For-Ev-Er *clap clap clapclapclap*
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quietcat: magic the garfening
Tempest2097: Who doesn't love a good Garfkart
niccus: just as garfield intended
Dog_of_Myth: New exotic mission is very very good. No spoilers
benjamin_wheeler: very upset I don't have that user @TheMerricat
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Tempest2097: All according to Keikaku, Translator's note, Keikaku means Garfield Cart
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RandomTrivia: 21! God this stream just keeps on giving
Lord_ZYRK: He hasn't tried to escape ONCE
TheMerricat: @benjamin_wheeler looks like there's a wide field out there still open :P
TacitusVigil: James [doesn't] Escape From Tarkov.
fcloud: on saturday, james and elfunko present Stay In Tarkov
iris_of_ether: !!! LRL!
RandomTrivia: Such a lovely place LUL
RandomTrivia: LRL HYPE
niccus: short month
Tempest2097: Oh I am so excited!
CaptainSpam: Visit Lovely Tarkov
RandomTrivia: Things will happen!
TheMerricat: WOOT! That's when my sub renews!
TacitusVigil: Beej eats the entire jar of wasabi?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is more GarfKart going to happen?
asthanius: Garf Kart
RandomTrivia: The waveform hasn't collapsed yet, nothing is certain
LordZarano: Something! Something will happen! LIVE!
fcloud: spoilers: professor subway was us all along
TacitusVigil: Was it Dr. Jimmy Johns all along?
SnackPak_: double villain!
TheMerricat: Ming's hand reach out for his ring and the title screen changes from "The End" to "The End?"
RandomTrivia: We defeated/saved Professor Subway by creating a paradox. Don't even worry about it
DeM0nFiRe: Isnt that what actually happened? Wasnt the bad guy of the first game future you?
box_spy: Hey! I speedrun this game and it’s really cool to see a bigger channel stream it, very cool guys!
RandomTrivia: Nope, but we met smol Subway as well and he was adorable and precious
Juliamon: They were technically dead before you started, but...
RandomTrivia: We saved Big Subway by saving Smol Subway
MrPhlip: @box_spy My consolences
niccus: how many times have you gotten frenched, box_spy?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh right the character wasnt the main character the drums are the main character
fcloud: wheeler is really enjoying something
Ashen_Prime: Two people have died _that you know of_
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
box_spy: Yo thank you lol @themerricat
SnackPak_: subs are a flat circle
steven_strangle: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: So many LORGE numbers
Easilycrazyhat: All Garfield things are Jim Davis
Mysticman89: people are gonna hit triple digits if we're not there yet
Tempest2097: Wait he stopped drawing Garfield?
Tempest2097: Garfield is OVER?
Juliamon: box_spy Welcome! Even if this was a one-off stream, you may want to give LRR a follow--they play a wide variety of things and the community is top notch.
MrPhlip subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
MrPhlip: It's a multiple of 9
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TheAwkes: Months!
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box_spy: He still draws every day
SkylerRingtail: Yes, there is!
Tempest2097: Ah, he's just subcontracting out Garfield.
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RandomTrivia: Oooh! We love surprises!
Juliamon: Fresh new Panalysts for all!
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: New Panalysts ysbrydHype
cryomancer20x6: Is their dab a killing word?
TheMerricat: "While retaining creative control and being the only signer, Davis now only writes and usually does the rough sketches. Since the late 1990s most of the work has been done by long-time assistants Brett Koth and Gary Barker. Inking and coloring work is done by other artists, while Davis spends most of the time supervising production and merchandising the characters"
iris_of_ether: benginDab benginRip
Tempest2097: Got it, Subcontracting Garfield.
NotCainNorAbel: good gig if you can get it
Tempest2097: He's Subletting Jon's apartment
RandomTrivia: Just train a Neural Network to make Garfield strips :D
Juliamon: Well, technically yes, but his design keeps changing, so the art gets outdated
GamesAndInk: Ow
TacitusVigil: Deep Fake Garfield for the Rogue One sequel
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA
fcloud: louder for you than us? not possible im afraid
TheNerdWonder: Quadrophonic Ian
RandomTrivia: Cori gets it in stereo
Ashen_Prime: At one point in time, the Garfield website had a "comic maker" that was just a clipart compilation that you could throw into whatever panels.
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RandomTrivia: Merricat you are a treasure
corianderd: nice
LordZarano: Oh no Merricat
RandomTrivia: I wonder who will get that
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LordZarano: Hello kitty tail
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SniperPumpkin: what is time
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RandomTrivia: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: the8bitCat
serramarkov: Whacks self in head with heavy book.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: Beej pls
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fcloud: it's spooky enough
RomanGoro: I'm with Wheeler here
corianderd: wow @Ivalenz_
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
WhoseGamewasitZ: nliAhhh
RandomTrivia: That will definitely make 23 LUL
ContingentCat: ah good just n time for the end of the subs
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TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Box_Spy happens to be a Garfield Kart Speedrunner.
TheNerdWonder: oh no
couldntpickausername: my name is greg, for a moment it felt like Wheeler was talking right ot me
RandomTrivia: LUL Fantastic
head_cannon: Perfect!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
ContingentCat: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA
RandomTrivia: Purrfection LUL
kalira77: 24?
TacitusVigil: "Hey Cori, how did Ian lose his voice?" - us, tomorrow, probably
RandomTrivia: I guess we're getting 24!
electra310: So good!
RomanGoro: We heard enough of it
MrPhlip: it came through to the stream
Snowcookies: Chat heard it
geldaran: oh good. flash backs to Serious sam...
couldntpickausername: lrrIAN_SG
Snowcookies: da bits
RandomTrivia: 24 clips from one stream. Bless this utter trainwreck of a game
couldntpickausername: KarfGart
Snowcookies: Garf KArt is cancelled
asthanius: I will unsub if no more Garf Kart
kalira77: get in the comments!
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TheDailyMapleSyrup: no more
quillilian: Play it Forward Garfield Kart league
RandomTrivia: We would like to pre-emptively apologise to Heather for the confusion that will arise :D
Snowcookies: lmao Kathleen
electra310: Garfield Cart for Despair
Sarah_Serinde: I'm with Cori on this one...
RomanGoro: I hope so!
HundreydAundre: Fool's Eve Garfield?
ContingentCat: katesLol
SnackPak_: lrrHORN ?
Darleysam: should've used your channel boost for this stream
Mysticman89: I particularly like how theres like 400 people here now
NotCainNorAbel: Garfield Kart 2
Fruan: NO
asthanius: Just get Bill Murray
RandomTrivia: *distant sounds of Fugi screaming*
asthanius: No kancoll collab
asthanius: never
electra310: anime? jk unless?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Tempest2097: I would read Junji Ito's Garfield
afantastico: Cats are pregnant for nine weeks. The More You Know! katesParty
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
laikagoat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DarkMorford: Big NO on Garfield x Kancolle collab
electra310: Byeee!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
frogomb: Need a Garfield version of Smash next
ContingentCat: byee
head_cannon: G'night, all!
Easilycrazyhat: G'bye!
Snowcookies: Good night
Phailhammer: cya :)
serramarkov: Thank you!!!
markaci: lrrHEART lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the stream
RandomTrivia begins massaging his face after laughing for 3 hours straight
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Chat you all are awesome people. Stay safe, be well, and be happy!
Pal_Friendpatine: I definitely haven’t laughed that good in a while
RandomTrivia: I'm so glad I was here to witness this live
cryomancer20x6 gives everyone a kiloliter of ice cream.
RandomTrivia: no more? lrrSPOOP
Electrodyne: no more?
RandomTrivia: I didn't imagine that right?
Nigouki: but what if more? D:
NotCainNorAbel: no more
ButButTheJesus: pls no more
TheAinMAP: Good night Paul.
Electrodyne: Plz more
LordZarano: No, more.
Snowcookies: no more
Riandisa: Good night Paul
quillilian: Ah yes, One More's counterpart No More
NotCainNorAbel: know more
rogerivany: Nermal?
TheNerdWonder: Know more
SkylerRingtail: Goodnight!
Amentur: Good night, Paul lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: *flump*
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, that'd be nice
lamina5432: night
Electrodyne: Night Paul
NotCainNorAbel: zzzzzz
Nigouki: gnight!
electra310: goodnight!
v4lmond: good night Paul
TheDailyMapleSyrup: night paul
RandomTrivia: Good night Paul! lrrHEART
Snowcookies: night Paul
TheMerricat: Night Paul!
ButButTheJesus: zzzzzz
Electrodyne: zzz
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
kalira77: lasagna nap
amuseoffirebane: zzzz
MyrddintheWizard: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
SmithKurosaki: already on my way. gnight folks
LordZarano: 💤
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: OH NO my one weakness—NAPS! D:
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Make a rhythm game that uses a theremin.
Earthenone: !findquote game
LRRbot: Quote #1542: "Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst." —PC Gamer Magazine
DeM0nFiRe: Man my internet went all screwy and I couldnt watch stream for like 3 minutes and then couldnt chat for the last like 15 minutes