Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1m ago).
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The Rhythm Cafe is now OPEN! Join Heather and Ian as they crack into Taiko no Tatsujin Rhythmic Adventure 2. There appears to be a monkey, so this can go one of two ways... | 📷 ||
constablecrab: I regret that I did not make it to watch this stream because last night's LRL killed me. lrrSPOOP
LunarJade: Alright. Cyndaquil, Rowlett, or Oshawatt?
Juliamon: Oshawott
RandomTrivia: Cyndaquil
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: cyndaquil
NightValien28: rowleet
Fruan: Rowlett, twice.
GredGredmansson: evening
iris_of_ether: Probably Rowlett
Fruan: Two round bois
Snowcookies: Evening chat
GredGredmansson: I just caught up on LRL
GredGredmansson: what are we talking about regards pokemon
NotCainNorAbel: @GredGredmansson You mean just caught your breath after LRL?
GredGredmansson: yes
DarkMorford: I usually go water starter, but Rowlett is too good a round boi to say no to.
LunarJade: I asked people which starter they'd take from the Legends game.
GredGredmansson: k
constablecrab: Always pick the anxious looking water type starter.
GredGredmansson: probably Oshawott for theming sake
GredGredmansson: though I guess rowlett fits the theming too
GredGredmansson: not sure about cyndaquil
LunarJade: I'd still probably go Rowlet in the end but Oshawott is a close second for me.
MAPBoardgames: You can't BEAT a good Taiko game. They are worth all the money you might SHELL out for one.
MAPBoardgames: Maybe I shouldn't STICK to so many drum puns. They are going to my HEAD.
LunarJade: Rowlet evolves into an Archer.. Oshawatt has a Samurai looking one.. both seem to work for theming I think.
GredGredmansson: none of those would be my first pick in their respective game
Snowcookies: Imagine cutting up sound effects of someone typing on a keyboard so each press lines up with the picture.
LunarJade: Cyndaquil becomes... a big.. fire beast thing?
lirazel64: Wheee!
GredGredmansson: now if it was between totodile, snivy, and litten, then we'd have a problem
RandomTrivia: Typhlosion is Big Angry Fire Badger
RandomTrivia: Nothing beats that
DarkMorford: @MAPBoardgames Puns are a dangerous thing to get mixed up in. You'd better be careful they don't snare you like so many other people.
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GredGredmansson: another streamer i've been watching has a typhlosion in their pokemon black randomizer
GredGredmansson: its practically the ace
Fruan: Too many more puns and you'll get drummed out of twitch chat
Snowcookies: Hello
WitchyWynne: hemlo iam
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: helloooo
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iris_of_ether: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
constablecrab: Is the Sun visiting the Cafe?
RandomTrivia: Anyway LUL
MAPBoardgames: Thank you @DarkMorford , good advice. kates7
DarkMorford: What flavor Go-Gurt do you have today, Heather? Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: If you expect me to believe LRR plays MTG on LRRMTG show, there's no way I am falling for that
LunarJade: Strawberry Twist
Snowcookies: I can't wait to see what this one's plot is
GredGredmansson: I wonder what that means in english
WitchyWynne: Resident Evil Rhythmic Adventure 2
RandomTrivia: Who knows what that could mean?!
MAPBoardgames: Will it be a big adventure?
GredGredmansson: AHEM
iris_of_ether: OBJECTION!
constablecrab: Some might call it an Excellent Adventure
GredGredmansson: You mean "Naruhodo Ryuichi"
Talin06: calling journey to the west
LordZarano: There's a tentacle...
GredGredmansson: UM ACTUALLY
WitchyWynne: the rules don't say a monkey can't play basketball
constablecrab: Spoilers OMG
quoth_the_raven123: phoenix wright crossed with CSI sounds interesting
RandomTrivia: Let's "Don" our drum costume! lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: I only get lag in video games when I'm losing at 1st person shooters.
GredGredmansson: THANK YOU SKY VOICE
Fruan: This is a quiet place for introspection and contemplation! I bet being loud here will sound AWESOME!
Snowcookies: So the Napoleon revolution?
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Invitare: ah that must be Napoleon
GredGredmansson: Marie Antoinette was in the previous game
nyperold: Mr. E, or Miss Turry?
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
RandomTrivia: Welp
GredGredmansson: "we've been over this, YOU'RE Don."
quoth_the_raven123: was that a drum roll?
MAPBoardgames: That's an old tablet, what version of iOS do you think it supports?
GredGredmansson: we know
constablecrab: Nobody is ever even a little bit startled by being transported to another dimension with talking drums.
MAPBoardgames: You have to listen to me, this cutscene is unskippable.
WitchyWynne: I swear I recognize her seiyuu
GredGredmansson: that's an unfortunate name
RandomTrivia: Welp
rozodru: they're surprised by a talking floating monkey? they are literally sentient drums
GredGredmansson: Is that the Yiga Clan?
RandomTrivia: They do look like the Yiga Clan
MAPBoardgames: Aren't those guys from BotW?
nyperold: Yeah, a talking drum is one thing, but a talking monkey, that's just weird!
Juliamon: Oh no she's totally a Touhou isn't she
constablecrab: At least they slide in this one instead of just immediately appearing.
nyperold: Oh no, the Yiga Clan!
Fruan: I thought that was a cape, but no. It attatches to the hat, making it... a veil? A cowl? A hood? It sure is something.
MAPBoardgames: Either Yiga clan or Shy Guys
constablecrab: a bad wig
RandomTrivia: Lilly is the best character
Fruan: And she's wearing a mantle. That's a lot of character design all at once.
MAPBoardgames: Oook?
WitchyWynne: this girl is great
DarkMorford: Lillie, huh? Get the damn bag, Popo Kaka.
DarkMorford: Get in the damn bag*
WitchyWynne: she be like >:3
RandomTrivia: Angry :3 is best :3
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constablecrab: We'll agree to Hexagree
RandomTrivia: Why is the stability of the world built on a NECKLACE?! What moron designed that?!
GredGredmansson: OOPArts are a real thing
GredGredmansson: Out-Of-Place Artifacts
niccus: objects of powerful arts
constablecrab: BELOOPArts
GredGredmansson: basically like, proof the aliens build the pyramids, things like that
nyperold: I think that's a song in The World Ends With You.
GredGredmansson: items in archaeological digs that seem out of place
DarkMorford: Okay, we gotta go get the triforce back, got it.
GredGredmansson: oh is that all
constablecrab: McGuffin established
RandomTrivia: Oddly specific
RandomTrivia: WHAT?!
RandomTrivia: We can yeet Don?
RandomTrivia: 10/10 game
GredGredmansson: good on Geoffrey
GredGredmansson: From Subway to Segway
DarkMorford: Poundmates!
RandomTrivia: That was a smooth segway lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: WELP
GredGredmansson: so its YOUR fault
constablecrab: You joke but KFC *will* make an anime.
Juliamon: I LOVED those
GredGredmansson: wait
GredGredmansson: does this game have a gacha system
lirazel64: Is real.
GredGredmansson: so yes
APODionysus: No it’s real or WAS. Not when *I* was a kid
drawnbinary: The Vancouver Aquarium does it, last I was in Canada
Talin06: i mean you had DB at the moon base
APODionysus: Becayse time is unfair
rasterscan: Wot.
constablecrab: The Gacha Pond
GredGredmansson: PILLAR MAN
rasterscan: REALLY?
RandomTrivia: What the HECC is that?
Pallal: Collumbo!
GDwarf: Columnbo?
lirazel64: I'd go to an ... wait, isn't that LRRcon?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: COLUMBO
APODionysus: Franklin Institute has done it here. Also Baltimore Aquarium did them
blip2004: I've stayed overnight at the Edmonton science center (20 years ago)
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: PERFECT
GredGredmansson: Greece is REALLY far west
niccus: if you walk around the moonbase in a JRPG, what random encounters do you get
constablecrab: Greece is the word
WitchyWynne: everything is west if you go far enough
WitchyWynne: unless it's north or south i guess
nyperold: Good think they have a Sheikah Slate!
DarkMorford: @niccus Bartleby appears behind you and asks for ice cream.
chaotic_good_ferret: hey I passed my learners license test yesterday
chaotic_good_ferret: to celebrate I bought $70 of manga
GredGredmansson: ey, congrats!
WitchyWynne: congrats ferret
LordZarano: British National History Museum had sleepovers for grown-ups
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh well done! That's especially impressive for a ferret!
chaotic_good_ferret: thanks @witchywynne
APODionysus: The closest I’ve gotten is Science After Hours at Franklin institute (in Philly). Which is... well, was... like.. Themed Events in the evenings (Prom, Clue (so lots of forensic science) , Wizard School, Prohibition, And many more) but only adults allowed so the science demonstrations were trailored older and there’s alcohol served.
asthanius: Everything's west of you
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Invitare: everything is west of where you are
asthanius: Even the east is west of you
ritchards: no one said you are taking a shortest journey
APODionysus: It was a REALLY rad program and prepandemic I went to every one
TehAmelie: going opposite of the Earth's rotation might feel shorter
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
APODionysus: I miss it
WitchyWynne: where the hell were you last game
J_Rey15: We can either go West or go Columbus East and get to Greece (Hawaii)
asthanius: I appreciate that they actually have the painted columns
GredGredmansson: goddammit are we time traveling again
asthanius: The garish, garish columns
RandomTrivia: OH NO
rasterscan: Wait... these are anti-centaurs.
rasterscan: Literally the opposite.
constablecrab: I like all the columns supporting nothing, just so you know you're in Greece.
RandomTrivia: Reverse centaurs
Juliamon: It's Sexton Wheerer!
MAPBoardgames: I stepped away for a moment, did we travel back in time again?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh my gosh yes they are Centaur leftovers XD
RandomTrivia: LUL TaurCen is the perfect name
MAPBoardgames: Literally Alex?
asthanius: @constablecrab They're in case Atlas gets tired and lets go
GredGredmansson: Horsk
rasterscan: Just call them nooooooo
Juliamon: LitAlex
constablecrab: But can you go past 7 characters?
DarkMorford: HorsHed
Snowcookies: Pluck
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LordZarano: 7 char limit again....
constablecrab: npp
Juliamon: Same as it ever was
constablecrab: boo
CommiePuddin: RL Alex
TheDailyMapleSyrup: ed
asthanius: "Normal enemies"?
MAPBoardgames: How many enemies does this guy have?
asthanius: Enough to make a norm
GredGredmansson: calling it now, popo is the bad guy
asthanius: Fight the white
asthanius: enemies
GredGredmansson: whats that MTG format where each card has a point value?
kamikazecashew: canadian highlander
asthanius: @GredGredmansson Are you thinking of Canlander? That's not every card
asthanius: Just the most powerful ones
GredGredmansson: you want them to get smaller
GredGredmansson: you want the max number to get bigger
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I mean it COULD be every card, it's just most them have a value of 0 points, right? :p
WitchyWynne: purple
GredGredmansson: whyyyyy
nyperold: Shadon
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: There HAS to be a katsudon costume, right?
MAPBoardgames: Off topic, but I really like the new boardgame smell.
constablecrab: What do you bet Nobunaga shows up in this one, too?
niccus: can you feed the horse to the other horse
constablecrab: The famous Mx. Ed?
CommiePuddin: Mixter Ed?
WitchyWynne: thanks for the non-binary rep... I think?
WitchyWynne: I guess I'm flattered
asthanius: booo
Juliamon: we'll get an octoling eventually, even if we have to grind for it
constablecrab: Walking on grass is impossible.
asthanius: ancient greece was known for incorporeal grass
MAPBoardgames: What do we call tentacle lady? Hertai?
DarkMorford: @LunarJade When we get tentacle lady, I think we *have* to call her Luka, yeah? :p
RandomTrivia: There it is!
MAPBoardgames: Look! Anime tropes there in theback!
silverwind72: Why happy sugar and bitter step playing ?
WitchyWynne: is that Cirno
constablecrab: Centurion, Oni, and... anumu girls?
silverwind72: Kekkau Senen ed
GDwarf: Isn't this Blood Blockade Battlefront's ending song?
CaptainSpam: @MAPBoardgames Where? I can't see them on account of all the anime tropes in the front! Kappa
silverwind72: kekkai sensen ed
DarkMorford: There's a cover of it in the BanG Dream! game, I know that much.
WitchyWynne: BBB is great
silverwind72: the english neam is BlooBlockade Batlefront
silverwind72: blood*
rasterscan: Why are the greeks so pale?!
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
asthanius: Wait, so if ancient greece is back in the present...what happened to current greece?
RandomTrivia: "After 10,000 years..."
GredGredmansson: so its reverse time travel
asthanius: Is current greece still here?
asthanius: Or did they get replaced?
constablecrab: You know the planet is in a jam.
Getter404: Are... are these the Golden Girls?
wynternyghtynggale: Ancient Greece is a present to all
Lupus2253: Are we sure, that we are not the ones asleep? Amd this is all a dream?
WitchyWynne: will we see Greek Nobunaga
DarkMorford: Hm, I wonder what happens if we yeet Katsu at one of the shadow enemies.
constablecrab: Nobunagoles
RandomTrivia: @constablecrab LUL
wynternyghtynggale: @witchywynne no Greek Mary Antoinette
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asthanius: time to attack and/or dethrone god
MAPBoardgames: We show up in so many doomsday prophecies that we started to charge royalties.
constablecrab: He kinda buried the lede there.
GredGredmansson: @MAPBoardgames is that 8 Bit Theater?
wynternyghtynggale: hail hydra
MAPBoardgames: Sam and Max
Invitare: yeah they did
nyperold: "A dragon? Huh. Those are suppose do be lucky! What's going on?"
RandomTrivia: Must have been a Stormbreath Dragon
constablecrab: \o/ HAIL HYDRA
GredGredmansson: @MAPBoardgames i knew i heard that somewhere before, thanks
WitchyWynne: Nobunaga could beat the dragon
WitchyWynne: Hercules is a scrub
constablecrab: He's still more on the zero end of zero to hero
WitchyWynne: Drums4Hercules, a great charity
silverwind72: ambush like p5 maybe ?
RandomTrivia: The sound of yeeting Katsu is just wonderful
rasterscan: Wait, is there evolution now?
asthanius: Drums For Hercules is my Phi Collins and Bowling For Soup - style Disney cover band. We're not doing well.
DarkMorford: @silverwind72 That's what I'm thinking, yeah.
constablecrab: I'm more a Huffleclaw than a Griffish
nyperold: Combine griffon with fish
MAPBoardgames: I like this enemy. It's my favorite debate partner.
RandomTrivia: PREACH
silverwind72: so there are a bunch of Anisongs ? in this game right
r10pez10: that horse is so angry
GredGredmansson: watcha buyin stranger
lirazel64: I'd watch out for those Icarus Wings.
lirazel64: They should melt.
constablecrab: beautiful
RandomTrivia: That is a STRONG look
EricTheOrange: we are the child icarus
MAPBoardgames: It looks like the drum is wearing woad paint.
GDwarf: Yo-Kai Watch
silverwind72: Yokai Watch
GDwarf: I was *just* thinking that, Ian
GredGredmansson: no
rasterscan: So, weirdly, the balloon hits don't up the combo. Even the initial hit.
EricTheOrange: ok just got here and i love this horse boy
GDwarf: There was a few months when everyone was convinced that YKW was gonna replace Pokemon
constablecrab: All Pokemon knows how to do is be Pokemon.
MAPBoardgames: Like how WoW killers won't kill WoW until it dies on its own.
GredGredmansson: Yokai Coin
GredGredmansson: so they are "guide coins" but there are different times, like Spirit and Yokai
GredGredmansson: types*
EricTheOrange: i never left pokemon
RandomTrivia: Nostalgia is POWERFUL
CaptainSpam: Nostalgia. It's a thing.
RandomTrivia: As many people are nostalgic as never left.
CaptainSpam: "In all my years I've never seen a talking monkey! A talking taiko drum, that's every day in this town, apparently."
RandomTrivia: It's really consistent for good jumping-in places
RandomTrivia: Welcoming
GredGredmansson: that sounds bad
constablecrab: My nephew is just now discovering all the games and memes that were cool when I was 20... so I am SET for picking out birthday and Christmas presents.
Gizmoloid: Permeable?
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RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Best feature!
CaptainSpam: QUALITY OF LIFE!!!
DaSunao: I heard walk with rhythm and immediately knew where Ian was going
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: QoL Improvements!? We're blessed
constablecrab: I can't imagine going back to the first one. For so many reasons.
silverwind72: XY&Z HELL YEAH
GredGredmansson: what is "Pokemon Z"
GredGredmansson: that's not a thing
asthanius: Did that say Pokemon Z???
asthanius: Do they know something we don’t?
MechaNoelle: aight chat, favourite pokemon spin-off?
IbunWest: Pokemon Legends: Zubat
silverwind72: IKOZE!!
EricTheOrange: wait XY AND Z did they ever actually make that pokemon Z game?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pokken
silverwind72: nope
asthanius: No they didn’t
asthanius: Wtf
DarkMorford: @MechaNoelle I'm partial to the Ranger series myself
silverwind72: but the anime uses i
GredGredmansson: oh hey a Red Ribbon
IbunWest: @MechaNoelle Super Mystery Dungeon for sure.
MechaNoelle: I was super into that one RTS one for the 3ds
Talin06: i mean i would not put it past them
EricTheOrange: can we join the red ribbon army?
Juliamon: We had at least one before being asked
SnivianMoon: Put your fingers on the Home Row, Shinji.
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Welp
Juliamon: Ambush!
EricTheOrange: so again just got here, the monkey is name popo kaka? I'm guessing they didn't know what kaka is slang for.
GredGredmansson: @EricTheOrange or they know exactly what it is
silverwind72: the final season of Kalos its XYZ
Juliamon: EricTheOrange Considering monkeys being known for throwing poo, it's definitely intentional
GredGredmansson: pokemon zet-to
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GredGredmansson: You two
asthanius: But if you say Zed then the alphabet song doesn’t rhyme
asthanius: It can’t be right
EricTheOrange: the art style of these games does really cute girls. though why were fighting these two girls I don't know
Juliamon: yuuup
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GredGredmansson: @asthanius yeah how does that work
MechaNoelle: why does the music of rhythmic adventure 2 rock harder than rhythmic adventure 1
constablecrab: If you get another one name it Ciryes
nyperold: Too bad you can't... just ask Alice for the ribbon.
CaptainSpam: Nice.
RandomTrivia: That one clearly heals 69HP
EricTheOrange: random battles are a relic of technical limitations, that just kind of stuck with JRPGs even after they didn't need them anymore
EricTheOrange: I've been playing Bravley default 2 and they do the monsters on the map thing and that works a lot better cuz you get more choice in weather you want to try and avoid encounters or rush into them.
nyperold: Gonna play a bit of Groove Coaster Wai Wai Party!!!! while I wait.
LunarJade: IIRC Bravely Default had a thing that let you turn random encounters off completely or even ramp them up to 200%. I liked that as a feature idea.
Juliamon: Heeeey apparently the Kamen Rider Ghost theme's in this one!
LunarJade: Nice
Juliamon: and, surprising nobody, at least two Touhou songs
asthanius: This song slaps
Getter404: Sounds like.. Sambamaster?
Snowcookies: why are we fighting a girl reading a book?
constablecrab: We are the Patriarchy
GredGredmansson: the incomplete link
Getter404: To the Clipboard!
GredGredmansson: we should put more people in our party
Snowcookies: blame exclamation points
TheInferno390: I know nothing about this game except the main character is a unicorn drum being
TheInferno390: And I love it
constablecrab: doggo!
GredGredmansson: yeah we should put more characters in our party
RandomTrivia: Smol Cerberus! lrrHEART
EricTheOrange: whole squad of 'em
blip2004: huh, don't think i've ever seen eagle fish before
Bionull: I just got here. Is there a story behind shy plus energetic girl as an enemy?
constablecrab: That must be the Griffish
DarkMorford: @constablecrab Most likely, yeah
EricTheOrange: so I'm guessing this is greese we are in right now?
GredGredmansson: @EricTheOrange ancient greece somehow wound up in the present
Juliamon: YES
RandomTrivia: Doggo! Yay!
DarkMorford: Kero-chan!
CaptainSpam: Its rapper name, Lil' Ce.
RandomTrivia: SO FUZZY!
TehAmelie: Spot
asthanius: Care Bare us
EricTheOrange: isn't kero the sound a dog makes?
nyperold: Kerberster
constablecrab: That's a lot of mouths to feed.
GredGredmansson: Kero is the sound a frog makes I thought
GredGredmansson: Dog is Wan
asthanius: As Sun Tzu once said: Get a bird.
EricTheOrange: @GredGredmansson right I ment frog brain slip up
CaptainSpam: As always, Cer-ber-us. Remember that! Cer-e-bus was a comic with an aardvark.
rasterscan: The enemies spawning right on top of you is rooough.
DarkMorford: @CaptainSpam I thought that was Arthur? Kappa
GredGredmansson: is doggo a healer?
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constablecrab: Therapy dog
GredGredmansson: The Reaper?
ritchards: it should be one of the international symbols
GredGredmansson: Prints
GredGredmansson: Pryntz
RandomTrivia: LUL WELP
EricTheOrange: didn't he make his name a symbol?
Getter404: The next horse must, of course, be named Ginuwine.
RandomTrivia: Maybe this one will have another QoL improvement of having a name rater
DarkMorford: There are probably renaming items in the game too.
Snowcookies: Is there a friendship limit in this game?
CaptainSpam: It's true.
TehAmelie: is there a unicode for Prince's screwing-with-the-record-company name?
TehAmelie: i recall a fun story about them needing to send all the newspapers floppy discs with the character on it so they could write about him
GredGredmansson: this monkey is rude
EricTheOrange: hydra, not dragon
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DarkMorford: @TehAmelie "the Unicode Standard does not encode idiosyncratic, personal, novel, rarely exchanged, or private-use characters"
RandomTrivia: I don't think it's a good idea to call the guy who PUNCHED OUT A GIANT LION a crybaby...
constablecrab: I thought he strangled it. But point taken.
EricTheOrange: @RandomTrivia I believe it was choked out
RandomTrivia: My point still stands
DarkMorford: Onegai Muscle!
Dog_of_Myth: @TehAmelie There isn't a unicode but there is a font for it.
EricTheOrange: is he supposed to be old? looks like he has crows feet by his eyes
GredGredmansson: seriously monkey has to be the villain
GredGredmansson: ooooh multiple dragons
EricTheOrange: dragon lord? is this dragon quest?
DarkMorford: "Dragonlord"? I knew this was a thinly-veiled DQ game!
JohnLockeCole: Hercules didn't kill a dragon, you're thinking of Beowulf, Hercules kills Hydras.. and Lions.. and wrangles Big Horses
Juliamon: Proceed directly to cat
Electrodyne: Strong as any ten! Ordinary men!
RandomTrivia: Kitty!
GredGredmansson: OOPArts are a real thing
rasterscan: I love Ian so much right now.
GredGredmansson: not catchy enough
rasterscan: So much.
RandomTrivia: I'm sure we stole the word to name the things we stole
TehAmelie: i only read it as Object Oriented Programming. so much of my youth was defined by Douglas Coupland novels. . .
Juliamon: Monkey > Pietro
CaptainSpam: Do you actually get XP, cash, and items from Katsu'd fights?
EricTheOrange: I dunno how important it is to this game but I suggest not avoiding all enemies so as not to end up underleveled.
CaptainSpam: You MONSTER.
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
GredGredmansson: fine, BE that way
RandomTrivia: We have made a powerful enemy this day
Snowcookies: sadness
GredGredmansson: We wake up and find it in the bed next to us, Godfather-style
corwyn256: Stream highlights contender?
constablecrab: You have to be best friends before you find that horse head in your bed.
TehAmelie: would you rather wake up with a horse head in your bed or a horse biting you?
EricTheOrange: I bet gold is like the metal slime of this gme
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Snowcookies: Is that a three headed cat?
EricTheOrange: @Snowcookies dog
Snowcookies: ah
RandomTrivia: gAnnPla?
RandomTrivia: Plastic model kit style
EricTheOrange: still 7 character limit... booo game boooo
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
EricTheOrange: we can replace second horse boy with something else we got
Paranundrox: what a good ED
GredGredmansson: she was to the left I thought
EricTheOrange: hes beutiful
RandomTrivia: R A I N B O W E G G
Snowcookies: sadness
EricTheOrange: I'm guessing he's not the friend type, just the give you a lot of exp and gold type
RandomTrivia: MAXIMUM horse?
rasterscan: Nonononono
Getter404: *banging clipboard on desk* HORSE HORSE HORSE
rasterscan: How many bits do I have to give to prevent full-horse party
GredGredmansson: too many points
RandomTrivia: @rasterscan Nobody can stop Ian from making full-horse party
EricTheOrange: oh neat a more complex party system
SnivianMoon: I'm not sure Ian will actually do a full horse party. I assume it's a bridle threat.
RandomTrivia: *polite applause*
InquisitorGaia: uhhhh, just got here, why are there horse heads with human legs?
GredGredmansson: they are Taurcens
RandomTrivia: @InquisitorGaia Videogames!
InquisitorGaia: ah
nyperold: Taurcens have no taursos.
Snowcookies: Until we reach the friend limit
DarkMorford: The Takamachi School of Friendship is legit. :p
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serramarkov: And the Euclideans, too!
adambomb625: Is this X/Y pokemon theme?
Mr_Dirty: Pickle potato chips are pretty good
Juliamon: adambomb625 yup
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Dog_of_Myth: haha
GredGredmansson: yes that was Perseus
Fruan: It could be a head of Theseus. Replace those body parts, but keep the same person.
DaSunao: Watching some kids in Japan in an arcade play an arcade version of this made me immediately give up on it
Snowcookies: I also stopped autoplay
serramarkov: 30!
RandomTrivia: Don't forget to use the Taiko Magic!
TehAmelie: everything's a ship of Theseus these days
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "final"
RandomTrivia: I hope she's either the primary antagonist or the next important ally
RandomTrivia: DARGON!
constablecrab: DAGRON
dustybrush: @SnivianMoon I'm so very glad I got here when I did to read that pun. Here for it.
GredGredmansson: ACTUAL DAGRON
CaptainSpam: Huh. That was sort of an unceremonious summoning.
GredGredmansson: CONSUMMATE V'S
TehAmelie: this is beginning to look like Why is This Dragon so lrrEFF Cute
rasterscan: By the power of GREYSKUUUUULL
RandomTrivia: *there follows 20 minutes of a VA yelling*
Juliamon: Why though... why can't we just befriend the dragon
EricTheOrange: he's going super herculaian
TehAmelie: is this a Hobbes' Leviathan sort of Leviathan?
iris_of_ether: Osu! tiltyhEXTREME
Juliamon: See, you should have just ASKED him
Getter404: "I am the last one!"
rasterscan: Oh my god. Literally everything can talk, why would we be surprised about the dragon?
TehAmelie: given all the mythology the game throws at us
Fruan: Leviathan?! I'm pretty sure the god of the Hebrews has something very specific to say about trying to harm Leviathan.
rasterscan: We have talking drums!!
RandomTrivia: LUL
PMAvers: Dragon Lord Charizard!
Mr_Dirty: Go Eve?
EricTheOrange: I've heard this music before but I can't place it
DarkMorford: Why is there melted cheese on our note bar? Kappa
adambomb625: Another Charizard form? Just what we needed
CaptainSpam: Well, it hits like a truck.
RandomTrivia: Ah well, at least we get to check what the track is
rasterscan: You still levelled, at least.
TehAmelie: if Charizard evolves into Leviathan i'm going home
Juliamon: We got XP out of it still
RandomTrivia: Get the turnips for the goat... wait
MAPBoardgames: I think I'm going to have rewatch this whole ep from scratch in the VoD.
GredGredmansson: OH HELLO JIBANYAN
RandomTrivia: SMOL
RandomTrivia: WELP
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
MAPBoardgames: I missed a bunch there in the middle and I need to know every plot development.
GredGredmansson: Professor Segway joined out party
SnivianMoon: I don't know about this guy. Isekinda sketchy, if you ask me.
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames "plot" is a strong word
DarkMorford: She's cute
TehAmelie: Subway vs Segway, who will lead the way?
adambomb625: Cute Cerberus
SnivianMoon: Yung Cerb
MAPBoardgames: Tripup?
RandomTrivia: FEED the Gacha
RandomTrivia: Woah
PMAvers: Oh hey Pantheon
Getter404: Oh hey, a Stormcast
Juliamon: Glod
RandomTrivia: GladiOS?
DarkMorford: Goldar?
TehAmelie: Gladi8r would be pretty funny
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun apparently Maple is from a previous game
Getter404: Nyanban, he is A CHAR
RandomTrivia: WELP
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
EricTheOrange: game breaking it's own rules
Getter404: In Rod We Trust
Fruan: The Corinthian!
Getter404: A Buff Unicorn!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: ice cold
GredGredmansson: LUL
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: but true
RandomTrivia: Shots. Fired.
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Getter404: Oh, you mean ol' Lucky Jim Howlett?
spethycakes: Wouldn't that be Scott?
GredGredmansson: @spethycakes he said "improvement"
spethycakes: @GredGredmansson Okay LUL agreed there
EricTheOrange: can we do the fun new credits list?
Getter404: Trying to remember what the Grimdark version of Cyclops was called, I want to say Gorgon?
TehAmelie: how about a Nixon and robot voice combined? there's a challenge
TheDailyMapleSyrup: yahoo the number's are getting big!
RandomTrivia: That are numberwang!
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Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
iris_of_ether: tiltyhEXTREME lrrIAN lrrHEART lrrHEATHER lunarj1Heart
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
ArdCollider: thanks Ian, thanks Heather!
Phailhammer: cya :)
serramarkov: Thanks for spending this time with me!
LunarJade: Thanks for hanging out with us today chat! lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
DarkMorford: Dammit, now I want katsudon.
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
SnackPak_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ritchards: boom!
Snowcookies: Gnight everyone
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: don!
TehAmelie: if this game was talking to the godfather he'd think it was really polite