Bobtheninjagoldfish: o/
JohnLockeCole: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6m from now).
JohnLockeCole: yayyy
GredGredmansson: Just saw the Wheeler trailer, sounds neat
GredGredmansson: and glad they are giving Hearthstone some room, a major revamp just got announced so we need to see how that shakes out first
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
GredGredmansson: so i haven't been following Dice Friends AT ALL, what do I need to know so far?
Juliamon: oh boy
DarkMorford: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
GredGredmansson: from the highlights I know Cam is the DM
Juliamon: Cam is GMing, yes
GredGredmansson: GM sorry
DarkMorford: Cori is a force of chaos, as usual :p
PharaohBender27: So, a couple of people are already dead, and there's a doctor who was put into punitive hypersleep who has communicated with our synth characters and filled them in about what the creature is, and who is presumably using them for some sort of plot
Arclight_Dynamo: This is set in the Alien universe. All players are androids. An alien is loose on a colony. The players' usually obey Asimov's laws, but a new law was uploaded into each. We do not know what those are.
Juliamon: All four players are synthetics. Cori is a medic class, but in the 'motivational speaker' kind of way more than actual nursing skills. Andy is a worker class with a ridiculous accent. Matt is a pilot class with no patience for humans and their nervous habits. Alex is a scientist class just trying to get by.
DiscordianTokkan: benginChaos is extra fun to watch here though
PharaohBender27: Also one of the humans is named Dr. Martin, and lrrCAMERON did not make that joke intentionally, and only realized it last week
GredGredmansson: sounds fun
GredGredmansson: and I don't get the joke either
Juliamon: A team of humans went to check on something and did not come back. Two are confirmed dead (as seen in the highlights) with the cause being facehuggers. Some of the humans in charge want to quarantine because ALIENS YO, others are against it because they're already behind schedule.
PharaohBender27: There's a shoe brand called Doc Martens
GredGredmansson: ahhhh
beckett_brass: Hello. I heard the sound of things turning up aliens, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody diong?
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
serramarkov: I'm not late!
DeM0nFiRe: Doing ok, how are you?
Juliamon: I'm trying to recap the story so far for Gred
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
awmcmillan: and I missed the Doctor Martin reference as well, but was getting messed up by the fact one of my co-workers is Dr. Martin (and I've also never connected that with the shoe until last week when I saw it mentioned on stream)
PharaohBender27: Pretty good, @beckett_brass - enjoying my first beer in a month (my folks and I did a dry February), how about you?
beckett_brass: @DeM0nFiRe Pretty good.
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Pretty good.
ContingentCat: is the dice friending imminent or has their been word of a delay?
PharaohBender27: I assume it's imminent
ContingentCat: good
DarkMorford: Nothing like the calming tone of a Dice Friends game while I put together my new computer chair. :D
Juliamon: anyway, the former scientist of the colony was placed in punitive hypersleep (they were responsible for the only death prior to this incident) and has managed to communicate with the player synthetics via a dream interface. It is thought that one or more of them may be compromised with a 'new' first law that takes precedence over the 'don't harm humans' one.
jessieimproved: I get to enjoy a Dice Friends game along with Viking purgatory
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon thx!
PharaohBender27: DigitalSeahorse showed the clip of how Andy capitalized on the Dr. Martin thing. Meanwhile, here's where lrrCAMERON realized it:
GredGredmansson: maybe this is what I need to actually put together a grocery list for tomorrow
TehAmelie: thanks for the summary Julia :D
Juliamon: I think that's the broad strokes?
RandomTrivia: Very HYPED for Wheeler's new stream, only just seen the tweet
PharaohBender27: Pretty much, yeah
DarkMorford: I still can't believe Cameron never realized it.
Juliamon: Anyone else is free to correct/add to it
chaostreader: Soon?
PopeWorldbuild: Soon!!!
PharaohBender27: I think the only thing to possibly add is that Marshall Carver (Marshall is his rank, not name) gives off a vibe of knowing more about what's happening than he lets on
ContingentCat: sooon
JohnLockeCole: and umm quarantine is actually a nonissue by now, because one of Them is already in the walls
DarkMorford: SOON™
DeM0nFiRe: You forgot the part where actually everything is totally lrrFINE because an inspection is going to happen soon and it would be bad if everything wasn't totally lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah! There was also a Space Jockey severed head, and it was scanned, and determined Dead. Which is important, because it means it wasn't a plastic model.
chaostreader: So, while we wait, who else is playing BlaseBall?
DiscordianTokkan: o/
ContingentCat: yesss
DeM0nFiRe: Oh nvm you did say that part
corpocracy: Go Beams!
Juliamon: Oh right the game started
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
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DigitalSeahorse: brickiHype lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beckett_brass: This sounds like a good tune.
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DiscordianTokkan: I had my Concessions reset sometime today, which is good because I'd accidentally deleted the Hitter foods to see Forbidden Stats, but... I like those.
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends!!!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @camelwizard !
beckett_brass: @camelwizard Hello
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrSIGNAL PrideTake PrideWingR
CyndaneTierney: Oh good, I'm here in time.
serramarkov: I made the soda/chip run & back just before the music started. Yeee!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
raaabr: I hope peeps have fun with Dice friends this week!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Electrodyne !
CyndaneTierney: I was in the kitchen when I heard the music start, lol.
beckett_brass: @CyndaneTierney But are you also in time with the music?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaUWU
Electrodyne: Yo ho ho, @pharaohbender27 !
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Is the first law of robotics more of a guideline? @UnarmedOracle, @apsalar, @AndrewCownden, @goatprince and @alexsteacy find out in First Law Session 3! 📷 ||
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lirazel64: Wheeee!
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DarkMorford passes @PharaohBender27 and @Electrodyne a bottle o'rum
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MaverickArtist: someth2LuckOfTheMunky
Electrodyne: Yarr
CyndaneTierney: @beckett_brass No, my friend Huey is here, so I'm a little behind the time. Back even, perhaps.
lirazel64: Squishy inwards time!
TemporallyAwry: lrrDOTS HahaBall lrrARROW
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PharaohBender27: Was Coffee Crisp one of the candies tested during LRL, or is that from lrrMATT
PharaohBender27: * Matt's personal supply
Juliamon: It wasn't part of LRL
beckett_brass: @lirazel64 But synthetics don't have squishy stuff :) .
DiscordianTokkan: It wasn't part of LRL; just delicious
Zyme86: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: How would you rate it on a scale of Coffee to Crisp?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Juliamon: I've never tried one, sadly
maxthefourth: on time for once benginDab
Arclight_Dynamo: Coffee Crisps are S-tier.
InkyGhoast: btw i am now into blaseball thanks to LRR. go garages!
DiscordianTokkan: @DarkMorford More of a 8. It's more Coffee Cake flavoured than Coffee proper, I find!
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VmKid: In space, no one can hear you SKRT
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vmob: gooding!
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Juliamon: I know where I could get one, but it's not at all convenient and also the whole 'voluntarily giving Nestle my business' thing.
DigitalSeahorse: just as well, Juliamon, Nestle as a company doesn't deserve to be tried
mowdownjoe: Time for Fur Slaw!
DigitalSeahorse: *except for in court
Juliamon: Exactly.
DiscordianTokkan: I used to bring full-sized bars of Coffee Crisps to conventions in the US, to bring Canadian Joy, but have eased back on that for obvious reasons
Juliamon: But enough of that.
MAPBoardgames: Aha! I hit refresh just in time! lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Snowcookies: lrrFINE
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PharaohBender27: By the way, for anyone who missed LRL and hasn't seen the VOD, they've revamped how sub reads are done - it scrolls by, so not every name will be read. But lrrPAUL put some very delightful touches that makes it visually interesting :)
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enki1256: lrrFINE
amuseoffirebane: lrrFine
ButButTheJesus: FINE
vellebastet: lrrFINE
vellebastet: HELLO
woolynelson: lrrFINE_BW
TehAmelie: halo
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DigitalSeahorse: yay
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Yay books!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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PharaohBender27: Evening, lrrCAMERON , lrrCORI , lrrMATT , Andy, lrrALEX , and of course, lrrPAUL !
vellebastet: AAAAH
lirazel64: Hey, niz peepl
Eramis8: It's Dice Time!
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GragSmash: Fourth Law of Robotics is do shit that's funny. Sadly the other three take precedence.
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ArdCollider: whew made it before play starts
DarkMorford: We did this?
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Juliamon: time to break some laws!! ...oh wait
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath bookkeeping that reminds me I have yet to do taxes
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Eramis8: lrrHORN lrrFINE lrrHORN
vellebastet: @lirazel64 HELLO
MAPBoardgames: I'm ready to have the PCs cut a bloody swath through the morale of the NPCs.
Kramburger: Got to the Podcast Dispensary
vellebastet: ysbrydMod
DigitalSeahorse: behave!
gawag_: I am ready to run my podcasts which have been loaded
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove ysbrydMod sergeModLove ysbrydMod
Kramburger: Chat BE COOL
SnackPak_: sergeModLove
Juliamon: Sarah & I are HERE and WATCHING
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared
PharaohBender27: The Mods see all. The Mods know all.
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon lrrHEART
PopeWorldbuild: lrrAWESOME
Neon_Hime: but who watches the meta mods watching the mods?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Dave. Dave watches them
vellebastet: All of you ysbrydMod ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
DiscordianTokkan: I never Metamod I didn't like
DigitalSeahorse: the mods watch each other
Juliamon: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
woolynelson: time for xenomorph mouth cuddles
MAPBoardgames: Panopticmods
PaperDoopliss: They can ban each other if necessary
Eramis8: Metamods? Are those similar to Metapod?
Sarah_Serinde: Don't even worry about it
KV1NN4: Mig Mad Metamods
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: Mod Squad IA. i'd watch that show
Despoiler98: Cam PLZ
PharaohBender27: katesLol
kalira77: i just got here -- why are we being threatened with banhammers?
ButButTheJesus: chat watches the mods
mowdownjoe: O-o
Alas_Babylon: Self-Lubricating Mods... wait
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
vellebastet: CAM
TehAmelie: (internal affairs)
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
TemporallyAwry: Maybe a random mod is selected each stream to serve as the meta-mod. unarmeHmm
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
RandomTrivia: LUL Smooth segue there
Anubis169: 👀 we saw it anyway
Kramburger: You've killed Morale
PopeWorldbuild: "Not directly"
asthanius: As far as you know, you have killed nobody
DiscordianTokkan: "I am not actively touching you!"
DarkMorford: Paul is the meta-mod, clearly
ButButTheJesus experiences stress
DiscordianTokkan: SUCH a good intro
NightWingMistHawk: What was the old intro music called again?
Alas_Babylon: Spiegel im Spiegel if I recall correctly?
HundreydAundre: Is this what the intro always be like?
DigitalSeahorse: if you're panicked enough to run into traffic pegaRIP
NightWingMistHawk: Alas_Babylon That sounds correct. Thanks!
PharaohBender27: @NightWingMistHawk Spiegel im Spiegel (Mirror in Mirror)
PaperDoopliss: @HundreydAundre They had to change the music for copyright reasons
PopeWorldbuild: So good
Alas_Babylon: yey
vellebastet: lrrHEART
Electrodyne: I have a block of Ultra High Molecular Weight Polyethylene on my lap right now! It's not self-lubricating but it's darn close
HundreydAundre: By the way, campaigns have intros1?
beckett_brass: @HundreydAundre no; at Session 0, they had different music. However, copyright changed that
beckett_brass: @HundreydAundre A few do, yes.
HundreydAundre: It do vibe a bit Gravity Falls but murks darker
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne is it self cleaning?
PharaohBender27: @HundreydAundre Dice Friends campaigns have often had special intros
Sarah_Serinde: HundreydAundre Most Dice Friends ones do have their own intros if they're more than a session or two long, yes
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DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD owee texcubFire
Juliamon: Note: this box text is a direct continuation of last week's
Juliamon: (for those who missed last week)
tenthtechpriest: cam is still best at box text
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RandomTrivia: ^^
RandomTrivia: Gah, sniped by a notification benginFacepalm
Alas_Babylon: The Grail jebaited him
DigitalSeahorse: when you outlive everything and everyone
DiscordianTokkan: The Grail: Progenitor of NO TOUCH, ONLY LOOK
fcloud: the grail...screwed him, basically.
DarkMorford: The Holy Grail is corrupted? I think I've seen this Nasuverse franchise Kappa
vellebastet: Strong "The Red" energy
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! Is it can has be Fun Time right meow?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight Cori
Alas_Babylon: Resident Kineticist
vellebastet: FINCH lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: Gunner Pilot is a Pilot Gunner
MAPBoardgames: It's not rocket surgery
fcloud: a two dow shay is a two show day
TacitusVigil: I'm kind of worried that this story is in a kid's guide.
arcaneIllumination: @darkmorford High-fives you for reference.
beckett_brass: So, how long will Positive Seal stay around?
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floki4242: 15 months that's so much content
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PharaohBender27: A definitely *not* freaking out the workers there
Alas_Babylon: Me and the Boys About to Cause Some Stress
arcaneIllumination: @tacitusvigil that was my thought as well.
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Electrodyne: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
DeM0nFiRe: I'm sure that was nothing bad
fcloud: that is OMINOUS
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: To shreds, you say
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCringe
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: no reason!
TacitusVigil: @GredGredmansson Oh, you meant lunch. To shreds you say?
PopeWorldbuild: lrrFINE
fcloud: he is leaking
TacitusVigil: I'm sure the reactor is fine. I was made by the lowest bidding contractor.
arcaneIllumination: They don’t want the synth there for some reason.
chaostreader: Yes. Leave the human alone in the medbay. Nothing bad ever happens to someone alone in the medbay.
PopeWorldbuild: ^^^^
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
tenthtechpriest: I feel attacked
vellebastet: OMG
ElementalAlchemist: oh NO
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: OOF
BrindleBoar: the biggest oof
Snowcookies: wow
Eramis8: Alone in the med-bay is a quick way to die in any horror.
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
mrsarkhan: lrrWOW
fcloud: wait are the others there? i thought it was just gidget and carver
VmKid: I know that using this word is frowned upon, but I *sigh* cringed a bit when he said that
JadedCynic: *whispered to Reactor Chief* "Doesn't Carver look tired to you?"
PharaohBender27: @fcloud We switched scenes from Gidget and Dr. Martin to Carver and the rest of our characters
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFail triple fail
MAPBoardgames: 3 ones? delete one of your laws.
fcloud: oh ok
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic You just reminded me that the Doctor is a jerk.
fcloud: im behind on state
mrsarkhan: lrrFINE
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vellebastet: sykLaugh
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
fcloud: true of so many washrooms!
TacitusVigil: Wait, do synthetics not poop?
TacitusVigil: They can eat, no?
BrindleBoar: Just Don't Think About It
DigitalSeahorse: not
ButButTheJesus: oh noooooooooo
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil ...he gets mean when he get near the end of a regen cycle - good thing Gallifrey gave him the equivalent of a Snickers a life or two later. LUL
SachielOne: @TacitusVigil It's more like an extruder than it is pooping.
MAPBoardgames: Rule number 4: Be careful when you go to the restroom. When your pants are down is when you are most vunerable.
Sarah_Serinde: katesSweat
fcloud: they are if you clean them!
DigitalSeahorse: if you use bleach to wash dishes then that part of the rinse sink is clean from germs
fcloud: everybody's a synth, yes? all four players
GredGredmansson: i believe so, yes
DiscordianTokkan: Yep!
PharaohBender27: Yes
beckett_brass: @fcloud Yes
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic I'm not saying they're not the protagonist, but I'm kind of worried they're not a hero. Maybe we *should* stick them in a box....
DeM0nFiRe: This phone call is definitely not related to the other phone call
fcloud: we are getting a lot of spoopy mileage out of these one-sided phone calls :3
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PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
jedi_master_zll: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: "What do you mean you can't find them?" "..." "What do you mean 'there's only soup'?"
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
TacitusVigil: "HELLO friend!"
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil just remember "helpful" and "kind" still isn't always in mesh with "what you want"
fcloud: is he twirling his revolver?
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vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE lrrFINE_HF
manwichcannon: my self defense friend
floki4242: I have one of those
JadedCynic: fidgeting with the holster - snapping and unsnapping the strap
MAPBoardgames: Carver gets another point of stress
vellebastet: lrrFINE
FerociousPeach: that's a lot of weasel words there, Gray, lol
fcloud: ok, gray. gray, ok
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
FITorion: hydroponics?
RandomTrivia: One of these things is not like the other...
beckett_brass: I leave for one minute, and come back to lrrFINE . May I ask what is going on that everyone has to be assured that lrrFINE ?
JadedCynic: I feel like Ross is going to become an unintended obstacle to our heroes...
PharaohBender27: @FITorion Oh that's a good idea!
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass Just normal Alien stuff
RandomTrivia: Don't even worry about it
vellebastet: ^
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia ...I've never watched Alien. What is normal for Alien?
DigitalSeahorse: there are donuts in there that's all I know
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass Did you watch the first two sessions of this? Like that.
TacitusVigil: Just try not to think about how we're all constantly redrinking our urine.
manwichcannon: they can reuse it all, its just a little musty
DigitalSeahorse: oh good
RandomTrivia: Poor Carver is up another stress die since 5 minutes ago
notthepenguins: @beckett_brass Ross seems to have realized Gidget lied to him
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia Oh. Then I am definitely reassured.
FerociousPeach: @beckett_brass everything goes well, no one has a bad day, ice cream all around ;) (no, not really)
fcloud: everyone gets their own bathroom, and theres one big communal jacuzzi
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wet and warm? Have they checked the Greenhouse
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass Ross, the synth maintenance tech did some scans and checks on our heroes. He was a *little* concerned, and now he's been calling the ranking staff where our Artifical Persons have been located, and the half of the phone conversations we've been hearing might be...worrying.
TacitusVigil: Ah, the Medieval Great Hall
arcaneIllumination: @notthepenguins wait, what did Gidget lie about again?
DigitalSeahorse: recycled
TacitusVigil: Being promoted up the chain in the Company Kappa
PopeWorldbuild: The jacuzzi is part of the "Easy Package"
MAPBoardgames: East sumpacres
averythetiger: Processing fertilizer sounds wet and warm
fcloud: got a question about how the colony works? Ask The Roughneck
JadedCynic: a high-tech compost heap - it'll be WARM there...
notthepenguins: she said she didn't know why carver asked rods
JadedCynic: @fcloud you're NOT wrong.
notthepenguins: ross to check on them
DigitalSeahorse: I am squishy
notthepenguins: iirc
e_bloc: do androids dream of electric disgust
arcaneIllumination: @notthepenguins oh yeah. Thanks!
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PopeWorldbuild: Oh my
PharaohBender27: Suuuuuure, Finch
Arclight_Dynamo: Interesting. I was getting "I want to be at the reactor"vibes from Finch last time, but this clinches it.
JadedCynic: split the party!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
bjorlamn: Mhm yeah finch
bjorlamn: Sure thing
vellebastet: womp womp
nqbw: Cheer100
PopeWorldbuild: Finch has... a desire to stay
JadedCynic: judith: mission accomplished
bjorlamn: Finch sure likes reactors for some reason huh
Electrodyne: Putting the "rough" in "roughneck"
fcloud: it's where we worship our waste
Despoiler98: Its the Internet, its tubes
notthepenguins: tbf @arclight_dynamo Finch has wanted to go to the reactor since before he got the new Agenda
shurtal: does the cool water wear sunglasses?
codatski: Like from Control
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. The Wet Room. Just like Alien. Perfect.
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCool water!
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JadedCynic: like the heat exchanger in your basement, only MUCH bigger and more complex
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Arclight_Dynamo: @notthepenguins Hm...
Despoiler98: Stupid Fans NEVER WORK
PopeWorldbuild: The aesthetic is KEY
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL mmmm sweaty pipe organ
ButButTheJesus: @nqbw omg thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
JadedCynic: the fan isn't spinning under POWER; it's off, but loose and the light draft is spinning it slowly
fcloud: it's like total recall,, it's exactly like total recall
quillilian: The atmospheric fan and chains
ContingentCat: real commitment to the aescetic there
Arclight_Dynamo: "We won't lose it, I promise."
RandomTrivia: Pffft, that reactor is clearly going into space
TacitusVigil: "What do you mean we LOST the fusion reactor?!?"
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beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia 3-dimensional space or space of higher dimensions?
asthanius: I mean, two people died
ContingentCat: looking like we have a checkov's fusion reactor
TacitusVigil: Wait, how do we measure time here, since the day/twilight/night cycle is so weird?
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass Little of column A, little of column B
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
fcloud: mad at the synths
RandomTrivia: Oh dear LUL
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia the xenos show up in a hijacked cargo hauler and pack the fusion reactor into it and hightail it off to lv-426
TacitusVigil: Is it still on an earth 24 hour clock for the people?
DigitalSeahorse: texcubLUL lucidLUL
arcaneIllumination: Isn’t “anything out of the unusual” effectively a double negative?
vellebastet: Aaaaand add another stress die
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
fcloud: ineffectively
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Interesting question, and I don't know
manwichcannon: Get the hell out of my hair before you accidentally torment me to death
TacitusVigil: Go-gurt. It makes you go.
DiscordianTokkan: Apple squeezie! The Fuit Gummy for Synths!
FITorion: like 30 in
maxthefourth: Protein Squeezes and reboot once a week
RealGamerCow: not long if you yank em out
Rhynerd: Isn’t it also important for androids to run in place for a little bit?
TheMerricat: I know you aren't reading chat, but according ot the sourcebooks they run on microfusion reactors.
Electrodyne: Beef Synthanoff
DigitalSeahorse: can just swap out a charging cell during the breaks
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 I can see them doing a 24 hour cycle regardless of the actual light because people would do badly otherwise. But I was wondering about that.
JadedCynic: so jokes aside, as one of the PC-'Artifical People', I'd be measuring my success in this adventure as how many of my human colleagues survive.
ButButTheJesus: @TacitusVigil "it achieved some kind of quantum reaction state and now the reactor is both here and not here"
Electrodyne: and a side of Soylent Beans
Arclight_Dynamo: Norbert and Bess.
fcloud: Thing One and Thing Two
beckett_brass: Oil and fire
DigitalSeahorse: potat
PopeWorldbuild: I'm here for the Meat Crawler
JadedCynic: Bert & Ernie
maxthefourth: Channel
DiscordianTokkan: Patetos is the favourite, over Maet.
JadedCynic: Rhythm & Blues
DiscordianTokkan: (Spelling intentional)
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic I wouldn't be surprised if the Company considers the synthetics more "valuable" than people.
niccus: the artist?
FerociousPeach: @JadedCynic unless your secret goal is to see how many you can give heart attacks ;)
asthanius: androidgynous
rhodgejr: !uptime
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DigitalSeahorse: hehe
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Yeah, that makes sense, but it'd be interesting if they tried to recalibrate the calendar based on how the planet's movement, since that's partly how we designed our calendar
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DigitalSeahorse: PrideLion
JadedCynic: @FerociousPeach well, yeah, barring explicit goals given to me (overtly or covertly)
PopeWorldbuild: Concern
FerociousPeach: @TacitusVigil they likely do, human colonists are self replicating, with minimal resources and facilities; synthetics require a lot of complex infrastructure to replace
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 Yeah. I'm also wondering practically for when Cameron says "In the morning" or "2am" too just for picturing time of day.
JadedCynic: "Doctor, I wonder if you'd care to assist me on performing surgery on a photon torpedo?"
JadedCynic: man, when did we stop playing RPGs and start playing Diplomacy? :D
DiscordianTokkan: Pspspspsps
DigitalSeahorse: pspspsppspsp here kittehs
fcloud: hypersleep! the fastest sleep
RomanGoro: Cori is kinda quiet
Sarah_Serinde: Cori does seem like maybe she's on a different mic?
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Oh God Diplomacy (you mean the board game, right?) Our Western Civ class played that one time, and I had a baaaad time, mostly on the last day
DigitalSeahorse: shand7 insecure environment
vellebastet: 🍿🍿🍿
asthanius: the tubes look tubular, dude
Despoiler98: is there Tube A Lube
notthepenguins: oh no
fcloud: the tubes are full of internet
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 exactly - people think players get suspicious of each other playing POKER? *laughs in The Great Game*
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
gamercat88: wrut ruhoh
HorusFive: That's a word you don't hear on its own very much
FerociousPeach: @PharaohBender27 to be fair, no one has a "good" time playing Diplomacy, and anyone who claims otherwise is lying, lol
Despoiler98: oh good more holes
ladylinzington: therrrrre it is
notthepenguins: uhhhhhh
zazamost: oop
Despoiler98: SUPER ded
fcloud: not just merely dead
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
asthanius: so freakin dead
spiffinn: yikes
DigitalSeahorse: pegaRIP
DeM0nFiRe: Darn was hoping he was only slightly dead
vellebastet: "exceptionally dead"
MAPBoardgames: lrrCOW
mrsarkhan: supremely dead
Jobot180: ew
HorusFive: I mean, is he really any MORE dead than any of the other dead people we've seen?
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: the Uber Dead
thephyrexianeggroll: Give em the splej
DigitalSeahorse: not mostly ded
FerociousPeach: i'm sure that's fine, nothing to see here, move along
zazamost: Can we settle with "possibly dead"?
RurouniGeo: Big Dead lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
arcaneIllumination: Given that the same person gave them all their tasks, I’d be surprised if their secret tasks conflict with each other, unless this is some sort of experiment on the frozen guy’s end.
JadedCynic: @FerociousPeach enjoyed one game...for a while - I went to the efforts of aging a piece of paper for my treaty between Italy and France. :D (of course, I didn't so much attach my enjoyment on 'winning' tho )
DigitalSeahorse: dead with a side of croaked
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
DiscordianTokkan: ruh roh
RandomTrivia: This seems fine
Despoiler98: Starting early with the bodycount tonight
DigitalSeahorse: :O
RandomTrivia: UHHH
PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
e_bloc: oh noooo
ladylinzington: oh dear
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh boy.
vellebastet: ooooooh
Zyme86: ra ro
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
KeytarCat: Alex Pog
RandomTrivia: Welp
ButButTheJesus: "attached"
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
BrindleBoar: WELP
notthepenguins: oh no
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: was she empaled?
zazamost: So she's elevated.
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mrsarkhan: well that's not good
DigitalSeahorse: impaled?
Despoiler98: They got a fun thing in their chest now
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 well, ep 2 had NO (known) deaths, and ep 1 had two bodies already...
DigitalSeahorse: oh wall sleep attachment
Despoiler98: THERE it is
notthepenguins: its just a fancy alien wall hammock
JadedCynic: attached to the wall by that 'secreted resin'
Bobtheninjagoldfish: APPLY FIRE
PopeWorldbuild: These gestate fast
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck gross
JadedCynic: and 5hrs...
beckett_brass: First death coming in 3...2...1...
zazamost: 52 survivors left in the settlement, 52 survivors to go...
vellebastet: @bobtheninjagoldfish sykLaugh
SpacePotato01: oh that egg timer is about to go off.
averythetiger: Welp! Back in the tube with you!
e_bloc: every little thing is gonna be alright
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic @FerociousPeach Real talk: Long story short, I was playing Britain, and allied with France, and we wanted to attack Russia, so France was placing naval tiles near Britain so we could attach Russia by going around Scandinavia. Then, on the last day, France invaded Britain. I literally stormed out of the classroom and had to be talked down by my teacher, and I didn't talk to the guy who had played France for *weeks*
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass we've got two bodies in Medical (one of which was the chief med officer)
Electrodyne: Alice please enjoy this Nintendo Switch XIV inside a cargo container.
asthanius: This is a problem that everyone needs to know about
e_bloc: claxon
fcloud: KLAXON
Despoiler98: Klaxon
DiscordianTokkan: Klaxon
DigitalSeahorse: oof
ContingentCat: time to fin out!
Electrodyne: The guy with the megaphone in Kentucky Fried Movie
ButButTheJesus: is it splortin' time?
DiscordianTokkan: Gidget gonna give it to 'em
fcloud: cam: i dunno, i'm not the medic here
averythetiger: They probably can't make it WORSE.
PharaohBender27: Are they EXTREME drugs, perchance?
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Fair enough. Next death coming in 3...2...1...
quillilian: Formerly drugs, ex-drug Kappa
fcloud: SPACE drugs
fcloud: narcotic stimulants
gawag_: gon' give X to ya
PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: "that good shit"
vellebastet: ooooo
PharaohBender27: Also, right now that would probably by a baaaaad trip
ButButTheJesus: there we go
ladylinzington: secreted from what
PopeWorldbuild: NOPE
PharaohBender27: ^be
Zyme86: bless you alex nice save
JadedCynic: ROLL CREDITS - said the trope
DigitalSeahorse: icker
DiscordianTokkan: Very public resin
PopeWorldbuild: CONCER
ContingentCat: oh no
Zyme86: He has lupis
ButButTheJesus: @Zyme86 :D
JadedCynic: 5hrs since Ellis (she) entered Hibernation
FerociousPeach: so this is ominous: we've got a second critter from the tube, and a third facehugger was present
e_bloc: (not a dream)
Snowcookies: oh no
vellebastet: Poor thing 😦
JadedCynic: it's lupus
DiscordianTokkan: "A dream... about Gogurt
PopeWorldbuild: EEEEP
Zyme86: @ButButTheJesus somebody else also watched too much house
TacitusVigil: Bubababoo?
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
HorusFive: Storyteller goes BBBBB
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Despoiler98: FUUUUUUUCK
PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
ButButTheJesus: @Zyme86 i've actually never seen it... i've just heard that everything is lupus
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: Bye Gidget
JadedCynic: here we go
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
BrindleBoar: IT'S TIME
zazamost: o h n o
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
tenthtechpriest: IT BEGINS
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
vellebastet: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
DiscordianTokkan: sergeFriend
jedi_master_zll: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FerociousPeach: and it's too soon for the first one to have metamorphized into a queen to lay new eggs, so where did they all come from?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Wrexadecimal: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared
e_bloc: Gidget's about to become a widget
Fruan: I E A T
Arclight_Dynamo: Welp. Shoulda gone to the garage like you were told. Kappa
SachielOne: HERE WE GO, BOIS!
vellebastet: GIDGET
DigitalSeahorse: black is glassy
mowdownjoe: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: probablly behind some of the machinery
BluJester: New friend!
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrFINE
thephyrexianeggroll: uh oh
fcloud: wHaT dO yOu SeE iN tHe GlAsS
MTGRanger: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
spiffinn: oooh
Questhere: oh hi puppy
ContingentCat: lrrFINE_HF
FerociousPeach: as long as Gidget does nothing threatening, it should ignore her
ButButTheJesus: katesYell katesYell katesYell
maxthefourth: hullo fren
PaperDoopliss: I really like the descriptions of the Alien as seen by synthetics
DigitalSeahorse: shandClassy
vellebastet: GIDGET RUN
Sarah_Serinde: This sounds like the perfect time for a break Kappa
PopeWorldbuild: erpPanic
Featherweight_: Give it the drugs
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse glassy/ceramic - able to hold in the hydroflouric acid blood it has
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! Run!
chaostreader: Don’t aliens kind of ignore synths?
Electrodyne: It's right here, Ray
FerociousPeach: @Featherweight_ i endorse this plan
beckett_brass: No! Come back Seal!
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic neat
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RandomTrivia: VROOM!
JadedCynic: @chaostreader not if it's interfering with a gestating host
PopeWorldbuild: Two synths running
vellebastet: NARUTO RUN TO HER
DigitalSeahorse: Gray is speedrunner
fcloud: a stealthy approach to firefighting
fcloud: sneak up on it
Despoiler98: @fcloud backstab the fire
JadedCynic: @fcloud sneak up and shoot the fire out
notthepenguins: shoot the fire, thats how you win a firefight
Arclight_Dynamo: They do.
JadedCynic: actually in an emergency, EVERY Colonist is a firefighter
Spacepup: I kinda want to see Finch tear a xenomorph in half right before realizing why CQC and xenomorphs don't mix.
Despoiler98: and magnetic fields
RandomTrivia: They put out radiation, which is how one might extract energy from them...
ritchards: is EM Flux related to Aeon Flux?
HorusFive: See also- Antartic Fire Department @JadedCynic
JadedCynic: keep it away from data storage banks, and computers etc
PaperDoopliss: I wonder what Finch's new first law is
ContingentCat: we can hand wave saying future ones don't if we want
PopeWorldbuild: Oh dear
JadedCynic: @HorusFive aka USN fire suppression teams ;)
vellebastet: @spacepup yes
JadedCynic: "there are better people than you, but you are HERE NOW"
PharaohBender27: katesScared
fcloud: and high fives you
Arclight_Dynamo: "Fire on a ship" is only followed by "Fire in space" on the Bad Things list.
iris_of_ether: CurseLit foxmarFALL
Despoiler98: lol
Despoiler98: move obstacle
PopeWorldbuild: Uh oh
JadedCynic: "back away from my son"
fcloud: i was HOPING youd do that
ButButTheJesus: "i flop over"
KV1NN4: oh mu god my stream froze at "and it p--"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE texcubFire PridePaint
gamercat88: babies
Arclight_Dynamo: Oboy.
PopeWorldbuild: Movement
ButButTheJesus: skittering
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
JadedCynic: a 3rd facehugger?
tenthtechpriest: they want to hug
Despoiler98: DROWN that sucker
PharaohBender27: @KV1NN4 It pushed Gidget aside
vellebastet: 🍿🍿🍿
TheMerricat: Game over man, GAME OVER! They've multiplied
KV1NN4: @PharaohBender27 thank you XD
JadedCynic: ooo, hope Ellis' head is tipped forward and not letting water get down her throat
PopeWorldbuild: They are multiplying quickly
e_bloc: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
tenthtechpriest: lrrWOW
vellebastet: sykLaugh
fcloud: cori about to spit take
HorusFive: Ross is less than amused....
PopeWorldbuild: Ross is gonna have a moment
Electrodyne: If only that cool villain guy from The Crow was here, he'd know what to do about aliens
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
HorusFive: narrator [he would not be right back]
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
vellebastet: Famous last words
DigitalSeahorse: shandShock texcubFire
TheMerricat: Finch walking into a trap?
PharaohBender27: That's my thinking
chaostreader: Go and get the Big Gun!
JadedCynic: I wonder if Ross is ever going to make it to Hibernation...
PopeWorldbuild: Need the BIG bug zapper.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: no - go and get my BIG gun...
gamercat88: so many huggers
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
ContingentCat: lrrFINE_HF
Despoiler98: oh noooooooooo
JadedCynic: oh MY
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE katesFine lrrFINE
ContingentCat: whoopsies
notthepenguins: lrrFINE lrrFINE
FerociousPeach: how.....many.....tubes.....
RurouniGeo: thats super bad
PopeWorldbuild: Easy Package has been compromised
tenthtechpriest: yeah this seems like a good time to pop that
KV1NN4: Huggers.. or bursters.. <:x
DigitalSeahorse: oh Kate has a fire emote now! :O
KV1NN4: or both i guess!
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RandomTrivia: Oh that ain't good
MAPBoardgames: The snack closet
TheMerricat: Xeno's found the food pantry and now we have a hive.
Sarah_Serinde: little bad, yeah
asthanius: yikes
e_bloc: oh we built the alien an egg bank
Arclight_Dynamo: So we're going with the Alien lifecycle, not the Aliens "queen" lifecycle.
DigitalSeahorse: texcubFire texcubFire texcubFire
Alas_Babylon: Well, it's gonna be Hibernation for *something*...
Alas_Babylon: or somethingS
PopeWorldbuild: Nuke it from orbit
JadedCynic: gee, I wonder if the xenos have the ability to infect the gene bank...any black oil?
HorusFive: Almost as if they grow exactly as fast as the plot requires
Despoiler98: katesSweat katesSweat
e_bloc: ah more food is coming
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW
fcloud: i wish i hadnt broken through...
PharaohBender27: @HorusFive katesLol
Despoiler98: They are all going to die
Sarah_Serinde: whoops
notthepenguins: dinner bell...
FerociousPeach: Alien) oh look, desert
InquisitorGaia: feck, i just realized its march ... again
fcloud: there's a killer alien there! also, im pretty sure theres no fire
JadedCynic: as in ZIP
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JadedCynic: BYE!
Dog_of_Myth: @InquisitorGaia It's always been March.
PopeWorldbuild: erpPanic
TheMerricat: Alien Isolation time folks. it's in the vents :)
fcloud: @InquisitorGaia still
averythetiger: It knows to ambush, not openly fight.
vellebastet: sykLaugh that sound effect
InquisitorGaia: so its double march @Dog_of_Myth
HorusFive: it's gone as in you don't know where it is- not in the you don't need to worry about it any more...
JadedCynic: ^^^
Electrodyne: Zoop 👈😎👈
JadedCynic: no fresh meat
InquisitorGaia: well zippidy zoop on down to daves remainder go carts
PopeWorldbuild: Lol
Despoiler98: Ew crud
DigitalSeahorse: well crud
averythetiger: Not taking stress in these circumstances seems fantastic.
wildpeaks: fiddlesticks
JadedCynic: wait, how long ago did our four go to Hibernation....wait, long has it been since ANYONE has checked on Hibernation before Dr Ellis heard the alarm and went?
Alas_Babylon: about 5 ours
Alas_Babylon: hours*
ladylinzington: Brad!
JadedCynic: five hours for multiple organisms to 'secrete resin'
notthepenguins: our four never went to hibernation
JadedCynic: Rocky!
ladylinzington: Janet!
MAPBoardgames: Captain? McCloud?
DigitalSeahorse: tubes lightly less tubular
notthepenguins: it was a vision thing
PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
Electrodyne: Synthetic Descendants, when you review this chat log hundreds of years in the future, please turn on your WiFi.
Despoiler98: they are just blocks of meat here
TacitusVigil: Evacuate to *where*?
JadedCynic: @notthepenguins I realized that - that's why I changed my question, which has still been unanswered
DigitalSeahorse: to away
wildpeaks: so aliens like ice creams too
asthanius: Not an android's call, either
PopeWorldbuild: This is just a giant meat locker
zazamost: Oh boy, here we go. . .
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE texcubFire texcubFire we're here
JadedCynic: they've got crowbars to rip the secured door open...
TacitusVigil: Xenos can survive a long time without food, right?
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Asbestos
JadedCynic: "Here comes the second course!"
PopeWorldbuild: Yes
tenthtechpriest: it's the future, everyone has guns
MTGRanger: They have super-soakers, if that helps
novrdd: guns! GlitchNRG
XIIV13C100111: !uptime
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TacitusVigil: Oh my god. We're all going to die.
HorusFive: "you really want us to accept an organism with concentrated acid for blood? Ahrhhrrghe....."
zazamost: Oh boy!
PopeWorldbuild: HERE WE GO!
BrindleBoar: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
vellebastet: OOF
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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HorusFive: Evacuate to where?
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: So... this is going well.
jedi_master_zll: lrrDOTS
novrdd: aaaaaaarrkkkkk*the scream* the cut
DiscordianTokkan: Excellent
ritchards: but what about second break?
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW
JadedCynic: I'm beginning to realise that Cam is rp'ing the NPC humans as slow-thinking compared to the Synth PCs (or is that intentional?)
vellebastet: sykAds
markaci: katesADS
bjorlamn: Well things seem to have escalated rather quickly
averythetiger: Cam did mention he wanted to lean away from highly capable npcs this time
zazamost: I'm not sure what kind of background music we should be playing because these are synthetics. Abject spooky horror music, or slapstick Benny Hill shenanigans music.
chaostreader: The base IS the ship correct? Like they can’t just leave, it would take a lot of effort to leave?
Despoiler98: @chaostreader yeah the ship was disassembled
BloodForTheCorelab: !live
TacitusVigil: I'm hoping there is some other solution other than "rig reactor to overload and destroy the infection/source of food/everyone."
JadedCynic: @averythetiger and have to worry about killing his players - all the squishy ones are the annoying jerks that populate the average Ridley Scott film, so no remorse for Cam! :D
chaostreader: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:46.
JadedCynic: @zazamost why not both?
JohnLockeCole: only the most Atmospheric and Setting appropriate Break Music here
BloodForTheCorelab: thanks chaostreader
DiscordianTokkan: A Xenomorph just happily bopping along
vellebastet: sykLaugh
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Do synthoids dream of alien sheep?
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BloodForTheCorelab: JohnLockeCole just imagine metallica shredding away?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL What? Aliens attacking doesn't make you think of Peanutbutter Cupquakes?
quillilian: Atmospheric breaks seem dangerous
wynternyghtynggale: @johnlockecole no they count RAMs
serramarkov: Wubbage?
Despoiler98: katesDance katesDance katesDance katesDance
vellebastet: This song fucking slaps
wynternyghtynggale: this is my ringtone...
DiscordianTokkan: It is a very good song
TacitusVigil: So, any chance a Predator shows up and "helps" us? lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS openseMoon_BW lrrARROW
Sarah_Serinde: !bgc
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DarkMorford: Yay, new chair assembled. :D
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for Cam's cool story.
JadedCynic: ♫One million dollars!♫
DigitalSeahorse: brickiEyes w brickiEyes
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford oh! How is it?
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vellebastet: @sarah_serinde ysbrydMod
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
wynternyghtynggale: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic Not bad so far. I had to kinda guess which armrest was for the left side and which was for the right, but other than that it was easy to put together at least.
Sarah_Serinde: Just kind of interesting
Sarah_Serinde: Little bit of note
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE texcubFire
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that seems about right
wildpeaks: oh good, this seems safe
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford hope it works well <3
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sounds of humans screaming that this group are not responsible for
PopeWorldbuild: amelia17Beep amelia17Beep
notthepenguins: ah, so they're food
Sarah_Serinde: Poor fragile humans
PopeWorldbuild: Oh no
SpacePotato01: The firefighters are basically human wraps.
manwichcannon: just gotta rip of those face masks
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: @Ba_Dum_Tish well, you could argue that our four Synth colonists are responsible for EVERY squshy human here
j0hnicus: mole miner energy
ButButTheJesus: *muffled* "go go go!"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Cameron's descriptions are always top notch
Despoiler98: maybe the face huggers cant get past the masks that would be good
RandomTrivia: Is the Pyro just Beaker behind the mask? Someone has probably written that headcanon already
PopeWorldbuild: erpPanic erpPanic erpPanic
DigitalSeahorse: texcubFire texcubFire texcubFire texcubFire texcubFire
zazamost: They're making a big buffet in the Hibernation Room!
JadedCynic: even with the bunker coats - they feel the spray of blood of their former colleague painting their backs
asthanius: OH
manwichcannon: these seem to be chest exploders rather than face huggers
wildpeaks: good ol' ragdoll physics
JadedCynic: @zazamost they're making a big buffet in the hall OUTSIDE Hibernation
fcloud: drops it's HOT? eh he he he
PopeWorldbuild: EEEP
embyrr_the_dragon: foxmarICE foxmarICE foxmarICE
mtvcdm: Silly firefighter, that's not where those parts go!
gualdhar: uh, how many episodes are left? cuz this sounds like the last one
FerociousPeach: yet another example that pulling a fire alarm when there isn't actually a fire is never the right plan
averythetiger: Catastrophic Deliquescence was a good recommendation. I'm gonna save this for a DnD heartdrop reveal.
Ba_Dum_Tish: It is inadvisable for humans to keep their inside parts outside
JadedCynic: trying to keep their loose intestines inside their body, missing a limb or two...
Sarah_Serinde: gualdhar 2 more after this
Despoiler98: Lets gooooooo
mtvcdm: Even Positive Seal is running away
drdudeman: !uptme
Arclight_Dynamo: Am Gray going to die?
zazamost: Oh boy!
kirbytronic: I love the looks Andy is making
drdudeman: how long has the stream been up?
ButButTheJesus: well I enjoyed Gray...
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:10:35.
DigitalSeahorse: go Gray! lrrALEX
drdudeman: ahhhhh
vellebastet: That would be how that goes sykLaugh
drdudeman: I missed an hour
j0hnicus: attack them with your mind
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo 'die' is kinda moot issue for Synths...
manwichcannon: the science of smashing
zazamost: It doesn't seem to pay any attention to you... *yet*.
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PharaohBender27: Was just away for a little over 15 minutes for dinner - how many died while I was gone?
JadedCynic: get its attention
averythetiger: "The humans come first" or "How my Paladin Get Themselves Killed."
ladylinzington: oh so many
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Bigger problem: things are about to get worse.
DigitalSeahorse: boing!
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 One firefighter, and everyone in a hibernation tube.
RandomTrivia: OH
spiffinn: pharaohbender27: probably more people than were actually awake already
PopeWorldbuild: It's thick
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
ButButTheJesus: oh I'd like to see that
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
PharaohBender27: Thanks, everyone! :)
elah806: Tha twas a good time
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 some people in Hibernation were found to be gore-ified, others implanted, and then the fire fighters got sent to a fire alarm and then the warriors cut THEM up from behind
PopeWorldbuild: Experience Information
vellebastet: OH NO
ButButTheJesus: your torso servos experience stress
JadedCynic: "we learn more from our failures than from our successes"
chaostreader: You KNOW pain.
fcloud: this thing is made of black glass? lookin hella tough
RandomTrivia: OMG Alex's tiny "hello" is adorable and soul-crushing
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
PopeWorldbuild: Oh no
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic I had gathered the hibernation people part (I left right when the alien started scurrying away), but missed the massacre of the firefighters
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "dead" end
zazamost: Look at Adam's smile...
JadedCynic: good news - the facehuggers might have trouble with those breathing masks...
zazamost: *Andy's smile!
TheMerricat: Gidget summoned the colony to it's death :P
mtvcdm: Oh, that sounds super bad for firefighters who aren't lucky enough to be robots
PopeWorldbuild: Andy is delightful and terrifying
DiscordianTokkan: It's shaped like Matt?!
fcloud: waitin for the dinner bell to do the bell thing ~~ dinner bell, dinner bell, ring
Despoiler98: so Andy is the BBEG
DigitalSeahorse: face huggers can burn through masks with their acid
CyndaneTierney: Finch is just going to blow the place up when the alien infestation becomes to great.
Arclight_Dynamo: I think Andy is the failsafe. He wanted to stay near the fusion reactor in case he needs to blow this thing off the face of the planet.
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 the warrior that confronted Cori/Gidget skittered up into the ductwork...and a pack of firefighters blocked the doorway...and then started to start panicking and pushing into Hib - one known dead and another maimed...and now
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
PopeWorldbuild: Finch has new priorities.
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic I see
DigitalSeahorse: yeah those things come with carts to move them
arcaneIllumination: This impending massacre brought to you by the letter "E"
PharaohBender27: @arcaneIllumination tqsLol
fcloud: how much standing water is there?
chaostreader: @arcaneillumination That was amazing
RomanianMyEscutcheon: So I can't find the video Alex mentioned, but I can find a .GIF of it on Reddit? I'm assuming this is what it looked like:
JadedCynic: panicked crowd plus heavy cumbersome gear
MAPBoardgames: Insert Three Stoogies music here.
DiscordianTokkan: The most Stagnant, dank water
HorusFive: Brackish is a good adjective for it
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
vellebastet: Grooooss
PopeWorldbuild: This place is foul
DigitalSeahorse: lime crusty
PopeWorldbuild: Oh hell
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Dat bad deep wadah, dat dark wadah. lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: finch: hides in garage for rest of game
RandomTrivia: @RomanianMyEscutcheon Holy shit that is one HECC of a GIF
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: yep, I wager The Company doesn't want to waste resources on 'freshening/recirculating' that water in the
arcaneIllumination: @RomanianMyEscutcheon I believe that is precisely the gif/video that Alex was referring to.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
SpacePotato01: alien is gonna leave a bad review for this colony. '1 star, the humans mostly killed themselves
Despoiler98: andy is EVIL
JadedCynic: oh DAMMT
chaostreader: @romanianmyescutcheon I mean, that was at the last MoonBase.
TacitusVigil: Ah yes, Classical Music.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
RealGamerCow: Killer Queen soooo appropriate
vellebastet: What a song to cut to
PharaohBender27: @RomanianMyEscutcheon Dang. Though that reminds me of the LoadingTime where lrrALEX tried to sword a pop bottle not only failed, but also hurt his wrist a little
fcloud: havin a good time HAVIN A GOOD TIME
PopeWorldbuild: Killer Queen
SachielOne: DMCA strike GO!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop pegaBop pegaBop
JadedCynic: Stone Cold Heart Attack?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Dynamite with a laserbeam"
Alas_Babylon: Having a good time, HAVING A GOOD TI-...
ButButTheJesus: @RomanianMyEscutcheon omg and we have a literal glass "shark"
Rhynerd: Gauranteed to blow your mind
Rhynerd: Or in this case, guaranteed to blow your chest
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @chaostreader Ohhhhh, I was not aware of this, and now I need to go find it post stream.
RandomTrivia: LUL
PopeWorldbuild: Fossilized Donut
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @PharaohBender27 Ah, that would explain it.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm imagining the firefighters panicking as the most violent keystone cops routine
averythetiger: I mean... there's a killer queen somewhere if there are eggs.
JadedCynic: @ButButTheJesus well, glass is a good way of containing concentrated hydroflouric acid - makes sense for the exoskeleton
DigitalSeahorse: firefighters > cops
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun remember those 'panicked herd of passengers' scenes in "Snakes on a Plane"?
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic ah, I didn't know that
arcaneIllumination: Good ol' VFD
PopeWorldbuild: lrrFINE
vellebastet: FINCH
PopeWorldbuild: STRESS
vellebastet: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
fcloud: finch grins loudly over the radio
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
zazamost: BBEG grin
CyndaneTierney: uh oh, the robot is showing the emotion of worry. run
DigitalSeahorse: synthetic worry
asthanius: Finch is going to be decommissioned so fucking fast
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Finch pls
RomanianMyEscutcheon: To be fair to Finch, the fire is *DEFINITELY* not the biggest problem in the compound right now. lrrFINE
JadedCynic: @ButButTheJesus also, obsidian is really tough (if brittle when you surpass its tensile strength) and can get a REALLY SHARP edge....
PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
Questhere: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: Finch is gonna nuke em all
vellebastet: sykLaugh
HorusFive: Ways to not get somebody to call Finch...
Despoiler98: LOL
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
tenthtechpriest: direct orders are a hell of a drug
notthepenguins: to be fair @asthanius he did get explicitly ordered twice to go to other places, and there are firefighters on the job too
PharaohBender27: O_o but also katesLol
HorusFive: [power save mode]
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic neat!
chaostreader: @jadedcynic Obsidian can form mono-molecular edges.
RealGamerCow: Just standing still, Queen's greatest hits blaring in his ear
JadedCynic: just standing there, listening to his Queen tape...
wildpeaks: uh oh
CyndaneTierney: Arms are optional for robots, right?
vellebastet: OH NO
RandomTrivia: oh no
RomanianMyEscutcheon: The organism asks "Which limb would you say is your *least* favorite." lrrBEEJ
fcloud: LIKE LADY GODIVA sorry, its in my ear now
Despoiler98: oh NOOOOO
JadedCynic: @chaostreader *nods eagerly and evilly*
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeep_TK openseQuel_TK lrrALEX it boops the Gray
TacitusVigil: Is Cameron going to make a Supersonic Man out of Gray?
Despoiler98: An inanimate object just struck it
vellebastet: I'm scared for Gray
DiscordianTokkan: "tha fuq was that? *swat*"
mrsarkhan: lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
FerociousPeach: "Why did the furniture just hit me?"
vellebastet: 🍿🍿🍿
HorusFive: "Did that piece of furniture just hit me with a crowbar?"
wildpeaks: slightly crunchier human
JadedCynic: @FerociousPeach why is the background being annoying?
DiscordianTokkan: Kicking the chair that you stubbed your toe on, but because it actually DID take a swing at you
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL arm wrestling is right out
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan chef's_kiss.gif
fcloud: its also made of BLACK GLASS which is intimidating as heck
Despoiler98: LOL
PopeWorldbuild: Oh my
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: a cat bats at a mouse
wildpeaks: like a roomba bumping into your feet when you're having breakfast
RandomTrivia: Farewell, Positive Seal! LUL
zazamost: He's about to be a sour Kraus.
JadedCynic: and.....facehugger comes down the corridor in 3....2....1....
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
DiscordianTokkan: Saur Krauss
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
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mr3is6: sub alien baby
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DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
vellebastet: MATT
fcloud: WOMP WOMP
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
beckett_brass: Bad pun. I appreciate.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: Sour Krauss
PharaohBender27: Oh God DAMMIT lrrMATT (or should I say Gott Verdammt?)
JadedCynic: footyYellow
fcloud: i respect alex's willingness to expend resources
Pheonix888: toolshed!
Rhynerd: Krauss, Out!
fcloud: big empathy, no whammies, come on empathy! ...damn
JadedCynic: if you can make your voice sound right, Krause will instinctually just do it...but oh well, guess not
ContingentCat: gross
JadedCynic: "my fingers are in the intestines of someone - maybe it was a friend?"
TacitusVigil: Tool Time!
wynternyghtynggale: (>°-°)>
RandomTrivia: t h e o r g a n i s m
mtvcdm: Hello, organism, excuse me, I have a meat shipment
Despoiler98: LOL
vellebastet: sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: LUL
zazamost: HA
ButButTheJesus: "the microwave would like you to stop calling it a piece of shit"
kalira77: that's where you're wrong, cam
PopeWorldbuild: LOL
MAPBoardgames: I had this exact experience playing AvP as the Alien running into synthetics.
PharaohBender27: It's looking at it's young!
wynternyghtynggale: !findquote microwave
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: *its
JadedCynic: to steal what someone else said earlier: You stubbed your toe in the dark kitchen, because the table jumped in the path of your foot
DigitalSeahorse: the kambuka attacked it
fcloud: push it...toward kraus?
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, is this genius?
averythetiger: She's trying SO hard to help these little idiots live.
mtvcdm: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
ButButTheJesus: i attempt a shunt
MAPBoardgames: "The coffee maker would like you to stop calling it a piece of shit."
ContingentCat: katesLol LRRbot
RandomTrivia: Woooooo!
vellebastet: whoo!
quillilian: Ramming speed!
Despoiler98: lets gooooooo
Alas_Babylon: airhorn dot mp4
JadedCynic: !findquote furniture
LRRbot: Quote #7385: "It's a World of Darkness, it's not a World of Let's Go Get Good Furniture." —Jacob [2020-12-07]
mrsarkhan: nice!
vellebastet: Gray lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: texcubPride gooset6Dab
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Smoke Beej e'rry day.
RandomTrivia: LUL LRRbot that's new to me
wildpeaks: yeet
Rhynerd: Please tell me we get another ungraceful alien moment
JadedCynic: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
PopeWorldbuild: Ninja Microwave
NotCainNorAbel: Next lunch I will be on the lookout
Despoiler98: Now I'm scared of my Microwave katesScared
JadedCynic: bull rush
Featherweight_: Microwave strike!
kalira77: has it been lored in the Alien universe that the xenos basically ignore synths? I haven't seen all the movies
Rhynerd: “What happened to you?” “I got tackled by a microwave.”
beckett_brass: @Despoiler98 Don't worry. It's actually the Fridge that's attacking you.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: *punch* *turns around* *DING* "oh no"
ButButTheJesus: erm actually
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Alas_Babylon: np Static-X - Push It
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 oh shit...I am alone in a dark room filled O_o
zazamost: It squeals!
DiscordianTokkan: "Hey! Rude!"
fcloud: the universal language of pissed-off
PopeWorldbuild: Alien uses cat audio
elah806: Never seen someone try to lobotomize themselves with the bridge of their glasses before
maxthefourth: !findquote rude
LRRbot: Quote #6670: "Not to be rude, but it looks like Serifina's base is full of farts." —Serge [2019-12-31]
ContingentCat: ah good, now it's annoyed
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheMerricat: I really hope gray doesn't find out what happens to synths when aliens get pissed at the microwave attacking it.
vellebastet: "Get microwaved!"
mtvcdm: Now see here, Mrs. Furniture
FerociousPeach: "The fookin' wall pushed me?!"
FITorion: noice
DigitalSeahorse: get nuked
PharaohBender27: katesScared
fcloud: hibernation needs to chill out (ironically enough)
JadedCynic: "GUK!*
averythetiger: By all rights Gray dies here. I just hope she can save some of these lemmings.
Arclight_Dynamo: This room is going to turn into a blender full of meat.
PharaohBender27: Oh nnnnooooooooo
PopeWorldbuild: Uh oh
ButButTheJesus: skittering!
DeM0nFiRe: "There's the sound of -- boop boop boop boop boop"
ButButTheJesus: @iris_of_ether omg the name katesLol
TacitusVigil: Sounded like a phone notification noise, like a text
vellebastet: sykLaugh Love that sound effect
wynternyghtynggale: tiltyhYAS
PharaohBender27: Don't do it, Gidget, don't go in that basem- I mean, hibernation chamber!
MAPBoardgames: It just wants a kiss
ButButTheJesus: the crawler crawler
iris_of_ether: @ButButTheJesus You're welcome~ lrrHEART benginFingers
PopeWorldbuild: Face Hugger!!!
asthanius: alive and rigid
Duwani1: he has been mentioning eggs for 2 sessions
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cameron) [now] It is not floppy nor dead.
LRRbot: New quote #7509: "It is not floppy nor dead." —Cameron [2021-03-01]
zazamost: So this is a "Now Kiss!" stream, huh?
ButButTheJesus: @mtvcdm :D
DigitalSeahorse: shandWich ssandCATWICH head sammich
Ba_Dum_Tish: Start the doom soundtrack
vellebastet: oooooh that's how you add quote
PopeWorldbuild: DOOM music begins playing
Alas_Babylon: np Mick Gordon - Rip & Tear
vellebastet: Anyone can?
Juliamon: vellebastet You need to have special LRRbot perms
JadedCynic: "Greetings human! Let me kiss you by my peoples' customs before I bestow upon you a gift and blessing"
mtvcdm: It's a mod-only function, vellebastet.
Sarah_Serinde: vellebastet It's mod-only though, mtv can do it because he's a Discord mod
MAPBoardgames: Mask swap
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
ContingentCat: katesRip
JadedCynic: SNAP!
vellebastet: ah, thanks, all
DigitalSeahorse: snap
ButButTheJesus: *thwip*
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
vellebastet: ysbrydMod
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PopeWorldbuild: STRESS
ButButTheJesus: lrrWOW
xantos69: So this is going well I guess.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: katesLol
GoodHabitsGaming: Ah, the best kind of hug
Despoiler98: GDI Alex
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Juliamon: "Why do we even HAVE humans here??" --Judith, probably
Despoiler98: I forget did anyone succeed in stopping a facehugger attack once it was ON someone?
spiffinn: in comparison to the previous campaign this scene is pretty hard to sit through
fcloud: advanced chiropractic maneuver
FerociousPeach: @Despoiler98 not once the fingers have wrapped around the head
ladylinzington: @Despoiler98 on their face? No.
Despoiler98: LOL
ContingentCat: to be fair Judith can't really make their situation worse
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
PopeWorldbuild: Highway to the Cryo Zone
RandomTrivia: LUL
HorusFive: @Despoiler98 Ripley had a tail around her face- that was about it
Alas_Babylon: "Is this the real liiiife..."
fcloud: that's 100% a phone
HorusFive: *neck, not face
FerociousPeach: the stopped one in Aliens, but it took like 3 people and it hadn't managed to do more than wrap it's tail around their neck
DigitalSeahorse: we will, weeeee wiiiill rock you
Despoiler98: At this point I would rather someone shoot a bullet through the hugger into my skull than let whats going to happen happen
zazamost: Oh no
ButButTheJesus: A DOZEN?!
Alas_Babylon: This colony's gone to hell
arcaneIllumination: Finch, your hilarious antics are going to kill us all.
mrsarkhan: !panic
notthepenguins: i imagine even if it could be removed itd be super risky to try to do so without... breaching it and just leaking acid all over them
HorusFive: What a great visual. I hate it
corpocracy: I hate it
Despoiler98: Well this game is pretty much over
TacitusVigil: Channeling my Picard: "Don't let them touch you!"
Rhynerd: Oh, we need to just blast open this area.
ContingentCat: "this" referring to the person
PharaohBender27: And this is session 3 of *5*, remember
arcaneIllumination: Only face huggers though, better then a dozen 2nd stage ones.
Sarah_Serinde: Judith is trying so hard :D
zazamost: Heck yeah Judith
JadedCynic: Oh RIGHT - we have RADIOS O_o
Sarah_Serinde: With much exasperation
PaperDoopliss: That sounds like some stress dice to me
HorusFive: "Aliens" did make mention of somebody dying when they removed a facehugger by force
notthepenguins: god imagine being one of the random base workers with absolutely no context for what this message would mean
mtvcdm: "If a facemask has been provided to you by others, please keep it on. Because hey, free facemask."
Alas_Babylon: @PaperDoopliss It's a good thing Synths can't accumulate Stress
Ba_Dum_Tish: Judith just keeps the mic on while announcing her sighting the creature
averythetiger: The game title was appropriate. They're not in danger. They just need to try to protect the humans.
corpocracy: Good thing everyone trusts the synths...
vellebastet: Pls live pls live pls live
HorusFive: Congratulations- it has recognized that you are an individual with agency. Bad news- same
JadedCynic: @HorusFive also Alien - Ash tried to remove the one on his crewmate and any action caused it to threaten its host
PopeWorldbuild: Attack Modes
Duwani1: is it yelling at a roomba
PaperDoopliss: @Alas_Babylon Oh, I meant Judith inflicting stress on other people
JadedCynic: it's optimized to disable and incapacitaate potential hosts....
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhh
mtvcdm: 'Hi, friend!'
zazamost: When the dog attacks the roomba
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Iit's Microwave clobbering time!
PopeWorldbuild: Wrestling Face Off
JadedCynic: when the dog *barks at* the roomba (works for cats, squirrels, etc)
JadedCynic: Cam, you are SOOO nice <3
Despoiler98: YEEET Human
Alas_Babylon: This man empty
PopeWorldbuild: Yeet the Krauss
JadedCynic: See, I was expecting Gray to KICK Krause and he slides into the room...
PharaohBender27: Left! Left!
ElementalAlchemist: recalculating.
HorusFive: Nonono, MY RIGHT!
CyndaneTierney: Oh good, my GPS is now pushing me around.
mtvcdm: Are we a dekraussing machine?
maxthefourth: You have reached your final destination.
ContingentCat: Meanwhile Finch: quietly singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody
averythetiger: The GPS just wants you to leave the car compactor.
PopeWorldbuild: Gidget is DONE
JadedCynic: @asthanius nope; first rule have to prevent human from coming to harm - maybe some bruises (and offended ego) is lesser harm than say being in the path of a speeding cargo hauler trolley
vellebastet: OH NOOO
PharaohBender27: Of COURSE lrrCORI wants to tackle katesLol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ah! The roomba has friends!
RealGamerCow: You would think that they woudl say "Hey, our VERY strong friend could be helpful here."
asthanius: ~How could this happen to meeeeeee~
notthepenguins: "why do the roombas keep bumping into me?"
arcaneIllumination: You ever find yourself fighting your microwave only to be interrupted as your toaster attempts to fling at you.
arcaneIllumination: *fling itself
JadedCynic: "Okay, FINE - the room itself is getting in my way. I just have to keep shoving it out of my way....grrr"
Alas_Babylon: I cast animate objects, targeting my kitchen
mtvcdm: 'Why is everything in the closet just falling on me today?'
Featherweight_: That xeno is having the weirdest day!
Arclight_Dynamo: Gidget is a Brave Little Toaster.
vellebastet: ^
Alas_Babylon: Holy COW
RandomTrivia: How many?!
asthanius: oh
Alas_Babylon: "Instead of 12..."
Juliamon: This is the ACTUAL worst time for the wind to be snapping tree branches off and flinging them onto the roof above me. But GOD if it's not atmospheric as FUCK
JadedCynic: Note To Self: armor and arm self before going for midnight snack later...don't trust the appliances
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon :D
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Dang. Hope the wind doesn't get too too bad where you are
vellebastet: Alex lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: Man, Mondays, amirite? lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeep_TK openseBeep_TK openseBeep_TK
JadedCynic: @Juliamon well.....I hope you can 'enjoy' it? <3
DigitalSeahorse: xD
vellebastet: That's how you know shit just got real
PopeWorldbuild: Oh hell
DiscordianTokkan: Naruto running!
Alas_Babylon: Finch doesn't run, he translates
averythetiger: Hopefully it was just finishing "Don't Stop me Now"
Featherweight_: Dondondon don don
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
arcaneIllumination: So finch's new first law is to protect certain people? Or does it just have no relation to his new one so his old first law comes into effect?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heeeeres Finch!
RandomTrivia: That's a proper anime BS launch right there
PopeWorldbuild: Kool Aid
Rhynerd: @averythetiger or was part way through Don’t Stop Me Now
HorusFive: Oooooh Yeah! Cool Aid Man it
ContingentCat: Sanic ain't got shit on Finch
asthanius: "You naruto-run across the facility"
RealGamerCow: Buster Keaton was extremely athletic
PharaohBender27: Been a long time since I seen a Buston Keaton film
RomanianMyEscutcheon: For reference:
vellebastet: @averythetiger sykLaugh sykLaugh I just imagine we cut back to Finch and we hear that line and then a *click* to stop the music sykLaugh
bjorlamn: The Tom Cruise run
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @Zyme86 and @RomanianMyEscutcheon
ButButTheJesus: @Zyme86 @RomanGoro holy SHIT
JadedCynic: @arcaneIllumination if the previous rules haven't been interefered with, he'd have the entire human population under its 'protect humans' clause
j0hnicus: basically roadrunner
beckett_brass: @Zyme86 thank you
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @Zyme86 ...well played.
fcloud: roll negative one dice
JadedCynic: @Zyme86 @RomanianMyEscutcheon thank you <3
Zyme86: @RomanianMyEscutcheon my young padaway my google foo is still stronger
Zyme86: badawan
Zyme86: padawan
PharaohBender27: @incredulouspasserby The 1940s? katesSass
Zyme86: frak I cant type tonight
Arclight_Dynamo: Haddaway.
Arclight_Dynamo: :P
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 zing :D
DiscordianTokkan: OH! Acid concentrate in water is not a good thing
fcloud: i googled "buster keaton run" and it's just as andy described
ContingentCat: uhhh
RandomTrivia: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: not great but not the worst
MAPBoardgames: My chem teacher always said "Add acid to water like you otter."
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
CyndaneTierney: Always Add Acid
ritchards: and diluted acid is never stronger...
e_bloc: acid to water, never more bother
TacitusVigil: Water to acid, never is placid
e_bloc: water to acid, not as placid
SpacePotato01: and then everyone in the water melted
asthanius: acid to water, never felt hotter. water to acid, what's all that racket?
incredulouspasserby: @PharaohBender27 Sure he's not contemporary any more but he's got to be AROUND enough to be seen at least.
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Ian making goose noises?
thephyrexianeggroll: Someone's clearing their nose in the background
mtvcdm: Water to acid, oops
fcloud: if nethack has taught me anything, it's "dont combine acid and water"
TacitusVigil: @e_bloc :D
e_bloc: :D
Featherweight_: I wanna see Finch ol timey fisticuffs a xdno
JadedCynic: add water to acid? We never know what happens in that case as no one has survived to report results...
PharaohBender27: @incredulouspasserby I was just being snarky, sorry. I don't actually know how well current youth knows about him. Admittedly, silent films don't get that much airplay nowadays
asthanius: Heave! HO!
TacitusVigil: Roll credits!
PharaohBender27: @incredulouspasserby At least not that I know of
RandomTrivia: "On the count of 3! THREE!"
Despoiler98: I bet the firefighters have rubber boats on you could electrify the water and fry am
Despoiler98: boots not boats
Arclight_Dynamo: Classically, one teats out the second, smaller mouth. Kappa
ghyllnox: The microwave and the toaster are colluding!
Arclight_Dynamo: *tears, even
DigitalSeahorse: club sammich
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I appreciate everyone having their own Acid/Water memory aid
e_bloc: the only way this game could be better is if Finch used cockney rhyming slang
MAPBoardgames: Catch the tiger, um, Alien by the tail.
RandomTrivia: But Hauler was from Best of Intentions! lrrBEEJ
woolynelson: Now is the time to simply walk away and set the reactor to blow. While not "from orbit", this place needs a nuke.
Mysticman89: I just recall more generally that you add concentrated to less concentrated, for splash related reasons
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath
TacitusVigil: Quick! Sack it!
PharaohBender27: @woolynelson Well, that would make for an interesting next 2 sessions
gamercat88: sleeper hold
Zyme86: armbar
Ba_Dum_Tish: RKO out of nowhere
PopeWorldbuild: Kimura?
SpacePotato01: They should slap the alien repeatedly!
mtvcdm: Armbar?
Arclight_Dynamo: Give it a noogie.
TacitusVigil: Just keep twisting the neck until you hear a snap!
PharaohBender27: As opposed to a rear clothed choke? Kappa
HorusFive: Take it to Suplex City
DigitalSeahorse: naked rear choke?
JadedCynic: I remember an old Buster Keaton taking a cross-country voyage on a rail worker's trolley in a National Film Board short from the 70's
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Suplex a train onto it!
asthanius: videos preceding disaster
fcloud: did he say "weird naked choke"? not sure how to imagine that
RandomTrivia: oh no
valravenapocalypse: Now I'm just thinking about a xenomorph in pro wrestling
woolynelson: Yes. The age old balance between resolution and content.
kalira77: RNC would only work if it has relevant blood or oxygen passages that could be cut off in the neck
DigitalSeahorse: Alien origami
mtvcdm: boing!
HorusFive: and then "how did I get on the ground over here?"
chaostreader: @fcloud He said Rear but that’s not less strange.
kalira77: @fcloud rear naked choke
wynternyghtynggale: Mom the toaster is acting weird!
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun Duncan didn't teach them that move
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Would that have been a nod to "The General?" Because I'm pretty sure he did that gag in that film
JadedCynic: nope, sorry - that short must've been from the 60's - he died at the age of 70, in 1966
fcloud: ok ill assume thats some legit mma jargon
TacitusVigil: [Tape player now starts playing "Hit me with your best shot"]
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what's your take on how this is going?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #156: "I take instructions from other people like orangutans take typing lessons." —Kathleen [2015-04-22]
RandomTrivia: uh oh
PopeWorldbuild: OH DEAR
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 I think so, showed off all the scenic countryside of Canada
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE texcubFire
LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic lrrPAUL I remember that short!
chaostreader: Finch enters with an RKO out of nowhere.
Arclight_Dynamo: *Rottweiler notices microwave*
RandomTrivia: By the power of *BONK*
DiscordianTokkan: Get OVER here - It
notthepenguins: well... krause got away...?
fcloud: i know theyre all synth and stuff, but i feel like successfully defeating an alien in hand to hand combat should be SUPER hard
Arclight_Dynamo: @fcloud Finch folded a steel gurney in half with his bare hands.
notthepenguins: i think current events are bearing that one out fcloud
DiscordianTokkan: I'm just waiting for Finch to arrive and go full Terminator and punch through it, not heeding the damage because metal skeleton
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun @PharaohBender27 "The Railroader" 1965 -
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I'd like to think that when Finch arrives, the tape starts playing "Holding out for a hero"
jae_dorian: I hope Finch brings his spot welder
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil :D
Mysticman89: I wonder where an aliens center of mass is
chaostreader: Finch has a Strength Stat that is impossible for humans. I think.
fcloud: when finch arrives, the tape begins playing "somebody to love"
arcaneIllumination: @TacitusVigil Unfortunately, I think he paused the tape before heading off.
Mysticman89: finch apparently can bend metal with his hands like its no big deal
DiscordianTokkan: If this thing is twice as strong as Gray, Finch is like, two stronger than it
fcloud: he did but this is my headcanon ok
TacitusVigil: @arcaneIllumination Uh, it accidentally gets his on when he arrives. lrrBEEJ
PopeWorldbuild: Finch's love for you is like a truck
ButButTheJesus: @arcaneIllumination the player falls over and hits the play button by accident...
TacitusVigil: *gets hit
chaostreader: Finch has a 6 in strength if I remember correctly
SpacePotato01: Is Finch going to 'you are becoming hysterical' the alien?
vellebastet: sykLaugh
arcaneIllumination: @TacitusVigil @ButButTheJesus I accept these head cannons.
DiscordianTokkan: I thought Finch had an 8?
VmKid: Hello Gordon!
Featherweight_: Finch is a human shaped forklift and xenos are weak to human shaped forklifts. It isknown
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX flip land on feet entrance
PopeWorldbuild: erpTentacleheart
ButButTheJesus: ooooh nice!
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse Superhero Landing™
DigitalSeahorse: yes
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
PopeWorldbuild: The terminator is running
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DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
JadedCynic: leaving a series of foot-shaped dents maybe ten feet from each other...
Questhere: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: "Never seen a synth run that fast before."
JadedCynic: *flutter-flutter*
fcloud: cameron eagerly attempting to give the other players a chance to be saved by finch
SpacePotato01: Finch is Naruto Running.
Getter404: @SpacePotato01 That or T-1000
JadedCynic: @SpacePotato01 Naruto is being left behind by a MOTIVATED traveller
valravenapocalypse: Finch tears off clothing to reduce drag, shows up naked. Except for the tape player
ButButTheJesus: @valravenapocalypse "havin a good time, HAVIN A GOOD TIME!"
TacitusVigil: The Company won't like this at all! These synths are expensive! Oh and the dead colonists are uh debuba de buba [trails off]
fcloud: they thought they were fighting a fire!
DigitalSeahorse: hit it with all the cold water
JadedCynic: Next track on Finch's Queen tape ♫Tie Your Mother Down♫
Featherweight_: Co2 blast
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I had to step away have we checked in with Finch recently?
RealGamerCow: fire hoses are *heavy*
JadedCynic: A thick canvas strap
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
PharaohBender27: @valravenapocalypse Who's to say the tape player *isn't* part of Finch's body?
beckett_brass: @Bobtheninjagoldfish He is still running fast, but not there yet.
JadedCynic: rope - lasso
fcloud: finch is FLYING toward the action
TacitusVigil: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Moving very very *very* fast
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I've seen this Jackie CHan movie
Duwani1: Bridle
valravenapocalypse: @ButButTheJesus Nah, I like the idea that Holding out for a hero is playing
MAPBoardgames: There's already a lot of flailing going on.
TheMerricat: TBH I would have expected a the fire systems in someplace like Hibernation to be be halogen or otherwise non-aqua based.
JadedCynic: THERE YA GO, Alex
Bobtheninjagoldfish: thank you all
valravenapocalypse: @PharaohBender27 It's funnier if it's seprarate
DigitalSeahorse: lasso
j0hnicus: pin arms
TacitusVigil: Ride the Alien like a bronco! lrrBEE
TacitusVigil: lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: @valravenapocalypse Fair
Featherweight_: Tie it up like an atat
Arclight_Dynamo: *animal
JadedCynic: ♫Get you party gown, and get your pigtail down - get your heart beatin' baby!♫
DiscordianTokkan: Ride animal: Exotic
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our droids are not built for combat
vellebastet: "Take 1100 watts, bitch!"
mtvcdm: If you were human you'd be dead a long time ago
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel you would have about 10 stress dice now
tenthtechpriest: pretty sure this one session has had more rolls than all of heat death
chaostreader: @ba_dum_tish Finch is!
gamercat88: stop hugging yourself ailen
DarkMorford: 🎶 I shoulda been a cowboy! I shoulda learned to rope 'n' ride! 🎶
PharaohBender27: Those are some pretty hefty "if"s, though, I think
JadedCynic: @chaostreader well, not ORIGNALLY, but yeah, easily translates to tho
valravenapocalypse: Hey, so when's that chestburster popping?
JadedCynic: @valravenapocalypse "Kill the adds"
averythetiger: How bad does a stress roll need to go before you just die, Darkest Dungeon style?
DiscordianTokkan: "Eff THIS couch in particular!"
SpacePotato01: @valravenapocalypse They should have set an egg timer...
ContingentCat: oh no
e_bloc: "face"
ladylinzington: uh oh
Arclight_Dynamo: Inside? A tiny Beej!
e_bloc: you are unfaced
TacitusVigil: "Neat"
PopeWorldbuild: EEP
DigitalSeahorse: eep
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like the image of three synths just standing in a circle and curb stomping on the alien
zazamost: "Neat!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Teeth
JadedCynic:'s a question: Does The Alien get Stress Dice? *evil grin*
Snowcookies: neat
PopeWorldbuild: TEETH
mtvcdm: You must need so many toothbrushes, sir!
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
valravenapocalypse: The next Alien movie needs a director that is particularly skilled in black comedy
TacitusVigil: @valravenapocalypse Like Prometheus? lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPR
NotCainNorAbel: I like the thought that this alien is starting to get really pissed that all of these kitchen gadgets are hitting it.
valravenapocalypse: I mean intentional black comedy
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo oh my GOD
TacitusVigil: Oh, "intentional"
ButButTheJesus: @Arclight_Dynamo yaaassss
JadedCynic: @e_bloc I feel "in your face" is more metaphoric here as in 'confronting' rather than 'bite down and remove'
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan I have no idea who made that, but it's so good. :D
LoadingReadyRun: @DigitalSeahorse lrrCREEPL lrrAWESOME lrrCREEPR
fcloud: you hear in the distance the sound of something running very fast toward you
RandomTrivia: Huh.
asthanius: yeah that's fair
PopeWorldbuild: YUP
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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valravenapocalypse: Actually, can we petition to give LRR the chance to direct the next Alien movie?
vellebastet: Aaaaaaaahhhhh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
PopeWorldbuild: SCREAMS
e_bloc: dah
RandomTrivia: Noooooooooooooo
JadedCynic: wait, second break, or end of ep?!?
ButButTheJesus: katesYell
vellebastet: This is so gooooooooddd
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic End, I'm pretty sure
TacitusVigil: He's just going to Kool-Aid Man through the wall
chaostreader: Don’t worry. Finch can definitely get through the door.
Sarah_Serinde: These sessions have usually been closer to 2 hours than 3
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde yeah
RandomTrivia: Holy Grail style
Getter404: Lariatooooooooo
Aswanlikeneck subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
Aswanlikeneck: Lovely to hear that Bach played like that in the opening
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PopeWorldbuild: FUUUU
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
asthanius: ffffffff
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
TacitusVigil: What a crazy afternoon, huh?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck texcubPride lucidDuck
RandomTrivia: It's fine, Carver has faith in you all!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Arclight_Dynamo: We cannot hear Paul.
DigitalSeahorse: hi Paul
valravenapocalypse: BY GOD. THAT'S FINCH'S MUSIC
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Snowcookies: woo
vellebastet: That was intense
gamercat88: no one is dead yet...
JadedCynic: But I guess, at least we get to see Finch 'Kool-Aid Man' thorugh the door at the start of Ep 5 ? :D
DiscordianTokkan: This was so bussing GOOD
jae_dorian: Finch making his way downtown
ButButTheJesus: oh hey I found the Alex hitting bottle with sword:
e_bloc: Corgo1000 hell yeah Cameron and fameron
serramarkov: But, but, but!
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo In space, no on can year Paul talk.
TacitusVigil: *hear
ContingentCat: katesLol
Snowcookies: oh my
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Pffft.
RandomTrivia: Pardonfuck?!
RandomTrivia: Welp
ContingentCat: Everyone can have an off day, even the Xeno
Jobot180: yikes
Pheonix888: Big IF
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrSACK
vellebastet: whoo! Glad for that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sometimes lucky
e_bloc: horrible alien
Snowcookies: !clip
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DiscordianTokkan: "Why are all these roombas stopping me from getting at my hotpockets"
e_bloc: haven't you read cat's cradle
e_bloc: oh no Cori
RandomTrivia: Cori no!
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNi
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNo
DigitalSeahorse: but what if Ocean has gone acidic?
j0hnicus: matt dont challenge 2021 like that
corefluxx: Cheer100
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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PharaohBender27: Corgo300
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks, great stream tonight.
ghyllnox: Certainly don't put the ocean in a car battery
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde ...a spray bottle is just going to make that situation worse! Kappa
TacitusVigil: @DigitalSeahorse Like all the oceans on Earth in the Alien universe? We only did that to like 10 planets.
TacitusVigil: Tops.
MAPBoardgames: Will the sub read be 'regular' or credit roll?
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo ...oops :D
DigitalSeahorse: TacitusVigil ohgood
Sarah_Serinde: MAPBoardgames I believe credit roll, they said they'd be using that for any end credits going forward
PharaohBender27: So LRR Twitter actually indicates Tarkov is undergoing maintenance, so there might actually not be Tarkov this evening?
Sarah_Serinde: Streams where they thank subs throughout won't change
vellebastet: I will actually be home for this one!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty
awmcmillan: I forgot is next episode supposed to be the finale?
JadedCynic: well, the game is still in beta/early access - the content doesn't go all the way to the 'escape' part yet, but he'll probably ready for the Final Mission (So Far)
DigitalSeahorse: shandLove gooset6Heart
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 We're still waiting to find out
MAPBoardgames: I'd love to see Paul guest on Talking Sim.
wildpeaks: brains can be butts
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Ah
ContingentCat: glad it's something you can fix
josh___something: huh
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
ghyllnox: unarmeOkay
JadedCynic: Cam - humans are diverse
ArdCollider: I have vsync-related migraines but, yeah, turning it off so it desyncs to refresh is what kills me
jessieimproved: you did not play it a couple of years ago, remember it's still March 2020
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink texcubThink
Juliamon: jessieimproved We're in March 2 now
ArdCollider: (my neurologist really hates asking "so, Minecraft again")
jessieimproved: It's just March 2020 prime
Ba_Dum_Tish: A mario party
vellebastet: @awmcmillan I believe he said this would be 6 sessions. This is what you're asking, yeah?
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh, old-school Mario Party!
JadedCynic: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:15 PM
DeM0nFiRe: Mario Party 2 and 3 are obviously the best ones
JadedCynic: !date
ElementalAlchemist: I like the new one, but there's not a huge amount of it
JadedCynic: !march
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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InkyGhoast: parsec is freind
Sarah_Serinde: ~lasttweet wheeler
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KV1NN4: me and my partner like the new Mario party
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh!
awmcmillan: thanks vellebastet
RandomTrivia: Wheeler's Card Shop HYPE
markaci: New show hype lrrHORN lrrHORN
JadedCynic: *me, having missed previous announcements, perks up*
TacitusVigil: Yu-Gi-Oh?
vellebastet: hmmm I love Wheeler
ContingentCat: oh cool, that sounds great
RandomTrivia: YEE, and I can't stress this enough, HAW
DarkMorford: @TacitusVigil CARD GAMES ON MOTORBIKES
Fistacles: runeterra, then pokemon TCG next month. im hype!
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia katesLol
Ba_Dum_Tish: 4 weeks of complaining about standard
TacitusVigil: @DarkMorford I play TIME WIZARD
JadedCynic: LoadingReadyRun's "Is This Your Card?" featuring Ben Wheeler
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for Paul's new system!
couldntpickausername: the subwelcome arms race continues
ButButTheJesus: we are A Lot!
JadedCynic: yeah, there's reasonable limits
RandomTrivia: They said the thing! Roll Credits!
vellebastet: Yes! lrrHEART I am happy for all of you
RealGamerCow: I still love this
DigitalSeahorse: texcubLove pegaBooty lucidLove pegaLove lrrHEART lrrDARK feliciaHeart
MAPBoardgames: New record!
DiscordianTokkan: Niiiice
tenthtechpriest subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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RandomTrivia: That is SO MANY months
PharaohBender27: Cheer69 For how nice lrrPAUL 's system is
ButButTheJesus: @nqbw hey thanks again for the gift sub!
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Sarah_Serinde: sergeModLove
JadedCynic: <3 mods
RandomTrivia: Oooh, the swords are sweet
Snowcookies: lrrHEART
jessieimproved: This is an embarrassment of riches lrrGREED
Jobot180 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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vellebastet: ysbrydMod
DigitalSeahorse: shandLove gooset6Heart LuvGift LuvHearts PrideLove 2020Glitchy PrideLionChomp
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vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Could be any time, really :D
head_cannon: The "credits roll" at the end of the stream is a pretty elegant way to do it.
ElementalAlchemist: It was probably when everything was fine lrrFINE
Mysticman89: interesting to see all the little side features to the scroller
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Spacepup: Nice.
RandomTrivia: (nice)
Mysticman89: I wonder if theres any sneaky features we haven't had occasion to see
DeM0nFiRe: It was just 2 hours of relaxing and absolutely nothing not going well
incredulouspasserby: nice
ContingentCat: Thanks all lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: 21 Nice
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
vellebastet: Thanks for this amazing stream!
JadedCynic: I like this - it's faster but still giving people their due <3
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2445 patrons for a total of $18,885.62 per month.
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty lucidLove pegaBooty
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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vellebastet: All of you are lovely people. :)
serramarkov: Nice that Alex stuck around this week, hope he does again.
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (40m from now).
Fistacles: cant wait for next session, where everything will continue to be fine
wildpeaks: one day, James will escape
vellebastet: ysbrydHeart foxmarLOVE ysbrydMod lrrHEART benginHeart braven10TRI lrrDARK
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeeee
JadedCynic: Hope that was easier for you Alex lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART Bye everyone! Thanks for the show! lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: @Mysticman89 Well, we *did* see it during LRL, but if it's your 69th month, your name is pinkish, and it's flanked by thumbs-up emojis
ghyllnox: o/ lrrHEART unarmeHeart elfunkHeart
TheMerricat: @serramarkov from my understanding he wasn't able to commit to 45 minute long sub welcomes so.....
vmob: goodbye! good bing!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun all, and rest well - cya next week! o/
vellebastet: Goodbye, Chat!
vellebastet: lrrHEART
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
serramarkov: Got it, thanks!
vellebastet: ysbrydMod
FerociousPeach: good night chat!
ButButTheJesus: lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Now to wait for a potential lrrPAUL message (which I failed to do for LRL, to my shame)
Mysticman89: neat. I remember noticing the lack of anything special for the 69th sub of the session, but 69th month is probably more reliable
serramarkov: lrrHEART
DarkMorford: @PharaohBender27 I'm a little sad there's no indicator for sub babies.
DiscordianTokkan: I think I'll have to catch the Tarkov stream on VOD mostly, because it'll be p. late for me. Though... I CAN watch on my phone...
vellebastet: I may still be lurking for Paul message
PharaohBender27: @Mysticman89 Yeah, for how many subs there are, I believe it's just per 50
Juliamon: Sub babies kinda got classed out over time, much like "madness" in Desert Bus
Mysticman89: LRL didn't go over 420 did it? thats another auspicious number
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan That's how it usually is with me for the Monday ones. I really just kind of lucked into seeing what might have been lrrJAMES 's finest moment of the PiF live a week ago
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Fair enough.
Juliamon: (Though maybe the first sub baby might still be worth noting...)
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I remember "madness" being explained in DB2019 and thinking, "300? Like, live auctions start over $1k at this point"
vellebastet: I wonder if Paul is just testing us to see how long we'd stay
Mysticman89: possibly there collecting ideas for sub scroller features
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 You know what's wilder? Celebrating each thousand-dollar milestone on the blog
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Daaaang. Like, I can see that being a thing in the early runs, but as someone who first watched DB live in 2018, that seems wild
DiscordianTokkan: Beep Boop!
Snowcookies: Thanks Paul
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Very important law
vellebastet: Thanks, Paul
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL openseBeep_TK openseQuel_TK openseBeep_TK
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
josh___something: Thanks paul <#
vellebastet: Goodnight!
PharaohBender27: Beep boop, thank you, lrrPAUL
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrHEART lrrPAUL
head_cannon: Beep Boop, thank you Paul.
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
MichaelVYee: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (35m from now).
Snowcookies: beep boop to you too Paul
ElementalAlchemist: PharaohBender27: In that context, "madness" lasted a surprisingly long time as a meme (at least within Bidbot)
ArdCollider: beep boop, thanks Paul
Juliamon: I assume madness is still coded in Bidbot, it just... never has a chance to pop
ElementalAlchemist: They took it out this year
Juliamon: aww
ElementalAlchemist: There were madness increments going all the way up to 9k (I compiled them)
ElementalAlchemist: or 6k or something ridiculous, I forget now
ElementalAlchemist: so if it was still there we'd still have seen it (auctions aren't that ridiculous yet)
ElementalAlchemist: "Decuple madness!" etc.
PharaohBender27: Oh, it applied to any increase by 300? That seems more reasonable for sticking around; I somehow thought it was only if the highest bid hit $300
Juliamon: Well, there's been more of a trend to go for unique numbers and I assumed madness only procced on the exact multiple
Juliamon: But now I know!
ElementalAlchemist: It was any time the previous multiple was exceeded
Sarah_Serinde: I remember when madness was exciting...
Sarah_Serinde: With my current income those auctions would've been affordable for me :P
Juliamon: It WAS. I remember winning a live auction for $350
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
ElementalAlchemist: This was the official list at one point:
Sarah_Serinde: I was a student for the early DBs so my budget was very low
ElementalAlchemist: That dates back to DB6 or 007
Juliamon: I still had a job back then
ElementalAlchemist: Yeah, DB007 was the first one I could donate to; 5 and 6 were when I was still a student
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Heck, the very few times I've tried to make a bid in a live auction for the hell of it, it might have made it into the running several years ago, but now? I'm outbid before I even finish typing!
Juliamon: but Hosk DID help me get the stained glass for 6
Sarah_Serinde: aWW
iris_of_ether: One of my local friends tried to bid $1000 for my item last year (to keep it local) and got outbid basically immediately :O
Sarah_Serinde: I don't even consider trying for the live auctions. My income hasn't risen fast enough for them to ever be affordable haha
Sarah_Serinde: I could technically manage some of the silent auctions, but they're generally still more than I'm comfortable paying
Juliamon: I lost my job after 7 so that ended that
PharaohBender27: Yeah, as I said, the few times I did, I did so not even thinking I'd win, but just for the heck. I've only gone "I'm seriously going for this" with giveaways
ElementalAlchemist: I did live auctions for a few years but now they're getting past where I'm comfortable
Juliamon: Now I just throw at giveaways and pray.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah. The most I've been able to go for is trying for a few of the raffle ones. Though I DID finally win this last DB! So I won a DBloon! And other stuff that isn't as important as the DBloon. :D
ElementalAlchemist: like, I'm not rich
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Juliamon that's always been my tactic :D
Juliamon: One of these years I'll get a dbloon!
Sarah_Serinde: I won some Card Kingdom credit once, many years ago, but that's it since DB2
ElementalAlchemist: Silent auctions still tend to be in reach
iris_of_ether: I feel blessed that I started donating the year they gave DBloons to crafters <3
Juliamon: even if, y'know, there's no way to *use* them in the current circumstances
ElementalAlchemist: I'm not excited for that to change
PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist Heck, I'm pretty well off and I wouldn't be comfortable plopping down the amount I see being done for some live auctions
Juliamon: hard to challenge folks at conventions that aren't running 'n all
Sarah_Serinde: I'm still utterly baffled at mine from last year lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: PharaohBender27: I'd put myself in that category, too, not rich but hard to argue I'm not at least somewhat well-off
Sarah_Serinde: James still owes me DBloon ice cream, like, twice
ElementalAlchemist: but live auctions have exploded a bit too much
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde I mean, your Road Quest cross stitch was amazing.
iris_of_ether: @Sarah_Serinde I imagine it's 1) great item, 2) referencing a loved show, and 3) you're well regarded :)
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Honestly, I'd like to get a DBloon one of these years, not even to challenge, but just because.
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you! I'm proud of it but that auction was like twice as high as any of the past ones and I think my last few were already pretty good :P
ElementalAlchemist: I still kinda wish I kept going on Sarah's BotW cross-stitch that year
Juliamon: It was a stunning piece to be sure.
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde That auction was *wild*
Sarah_Serinde: ElementalAlchemist If I remember right, that's the one that's taken me the most hours out of any of them
ElementalAlchemist: dang
ElementalAlchemist: I believe it though
DiscordianTokkan: I should probably put my DBloon in my wallet one of these days, just in case I find myself in [city in Ontario] and somehow recognize Sarah. ... Wait no, that sounds terrifying
Sarah_Serinde: Funnily enough, I feel basically no pressure next year because last year's was so far beyond what I could've expected. It could go for half that and I'd still be happy
Sarah_Serinde: (I'm also pretty excited about my plan for the next one, though)
PharaohBender27: Same.
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Yeah, I mean, same, but also I remember as a child throwing a huge fit because I had a Canadian quarter and used it by accident and I was SO UPSET that I no longer had this one arbitrary coin, and as an adult I think about that and go "well, I don't have to be that child anymore"
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan Eh, it's fine, I wouldn't expect to be recognized but my face is out there a tiny bit so it wouldn't be creepy unless the person was creepy about it :D
ElementalAlchemist: wait
ElementalAlchemist: how many DB2018 DBloons do I have?
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Well yeah, I'm not upset I don't get it or anything, to be sure, but it isn't *not* a motivation for donating for giveaways
ElementalAlchemist: If it's more than 2 I'm very confused, but I thought I had two upstairs, but there's one right here (???)
DiscordianTokkan: I'd def go "Wait, is that Sarah? I recognize them from the G Vlogs... ... Maybe not. I'll not bother them" haha
Sarah_Serinde: Understandable haha
ElementalAlchemist: I'm definitely the type of person who assumes someone I've seen on the internet walking around town probably doesn't want to be bothered right now
Juliamon: Anyone who's seen my hat knows I have a bad habit of trying to have complete collections. I'm trying to step away from the mindset that not having one of everything is the end of the world.
Sarah_Serinde: I wouldn't mind if someone asked, but I understand not wanting to try and find out you're wrong :D
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Actually, if you don't mind my asking - you're in the GVlog for the PAX East right before everything went to hell, right? I sort of recognized you from your user profile picture (if I'm right)
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Your hat is fantastic :)
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Correct!
DiscordianTokkan: I don't think I've seen Juliamon's hat..!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm next to Graham looking tiny in comparison :D
Juliamon: There's photos out there somewhere of it.
PharaohBender27: Ah, good! My basic recognition skills are working! :D
ElementalAlchemist: It's amazing that that PAX just slid right in there
Sarah_Serinde: I'm so, so glad we managed to have a PAX and that it was safe
ElementalAlchemist: If I knew this was going to happen I'd have gone to that one
Sarah_Serinde: I needed the good times with wonderful people
PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist I mean, it was *right* before shit hit the fan in North America
iris_of_ether: LRR seems to skew really tall. Like, I think I'm the same height as one of the "shorter" men on staff, and I'm a reasonably tall lady
ElementalAlchemist: exactly
Juliamon: I don't regret daytripping for Last PAX.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, most of LRR is very tall
Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad I got to see you Juliamon :)
Juliamon: I got to hang with Sarah!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: Everyone in DB chat (who does a big meetup at PAX East usually) is also generally amazed that that East managed to happen, so under the wire before everything shut down
PharaohBender27: Fun fact: In February 2020 we moved all the collections in the research library where I work to our offsite warehouse in advance of planned renovations. Had we planned to do that a month later, we would have been *so* fucked
Juliamon: Even being there I don't know how they got away with holding it.
DeM0nFiRe: I've never gone to any convention before, I was considering going to pax east before all this. Probably should have lol
ElementalAlchemist: PharaohBender27: fortuitous timing
DiscordianTokkan: I remember for one of the few US cons I've gone to (GeeklyCon a few years back), a friend met me at my motel en route, and we went out for good Michigan Chilidogs and pizza. Got a 50 cent coin in my change, and, ultimately, passed that along to a NZ friend that was actively seeking out weird NA coins. :D