Juliamon: aka The One With Paul
Juliamon: I'm sorry if I forced you into a hug, Paul from forever ago!
Juliamon: Boundaries are hard!
ElementalAlchemist: Paul is the only missing signature on one of my playmats, and I have no idea how I'm going to fix that
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe Last year's shift pins were the first pins of that sort I ever bought, and I spent a few minutes before the million-dollar bonus stream affixing them to my shirt
DiscordianTokkan: I should put more LRR pins on hoodies and jackets. Maybe THIS time I won't freeze up and go "Uh... Yep!" when someone goes "Hey! Is that a LRR shirt!" during a Prerelease. Hahah... haa... uuuuuuugh
PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist Back in the before times, I had a joke theory that lrrPAUL *was* the Moonbase, which was why he could solve all the tech issues, and almost never showed at cons. And any time the Moonbase changed? That was because his needs had grown
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah the shift banner pins? Those were what really made me decide I needed to buy some DB pins, they were so cool looking I needed them
Juliamon: anyway I need to go place some blaseball bets before it's too late, so here's our cat being cute earlier today https://photos.app.goo.gl/dwXrSRd8ytK9KJRd7
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe Exactly
ElementalAlchemist: I vaguely remember that. That's a good theory.
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon katesAw
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon yessssss
Juliamon: oh looks like Jaylen feedbacked while I wasn't looking!
Juliamon: Welcome to Yellowstone, Jaylen
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, dang!
DeM0nFiRe: ?
DiscordianTokkan: The Jaylen World Tour continues!
iris_of_ether: Awww, hi kitty
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe she can tell Chorby how to not swing at Dot's pitches... hahaha
PharaohBender27: Wait, is Yellowstone even open? I'm not even talking in terms of Covid; my Dad and I went there in May-June 2012, and when we first got there, at least parts of the park had only *just* opened for the year
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I think they are talking about blaseball lol
PharaohBender27: Ahhh
PharaohBender27: That suddenly makes way more sense
DeM0nFiRe: Well I gotta go, night chat o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Like, even the name and phrasing now make way more sense, and I barely know anything about Blaseball
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @DeM0nFiRe !
Sarah_Serinde: Yes, that is indeed breaking Blaseball news :D
DiscordianTokkan: (For those that missed it, in Blaseball, Polkadot Patterson is a good pitcher. Chorby Short is a bad batter, that has the Team ability of not being able to strike out until they have a Ball. And then proceeded to rack up 111 foul balls in a row. in the first game of the Season)
iris_of_ether: I'm going to head off and continue escaping Hades as well. :) Night folks! lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: I mostly know the term "Feedbacking" from that banger of a Seattle Garages song. I should buy more of their music
Juliamon: lrrEFF I forgot the Infinite Cities livecast was tonight
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, dang
PharaohBender27: I love the idea of Blaseball, I just never get around/have the time to, you know, actually follow it :p
DiscordianTokkan: G'night DeM0nFiRe and iris_of_ether !
Sarah_Serinde: Valid
Sarah_Serinde: Blaseball is a lot
Juliamon: (if anyone needs a blaseball podcast that's only marginally about the game itself and more about the Taco experience and also sometimes weird pizza choices, I do recommend Infinite Cities Blaseball)
DiscordianTokkan: It's a lot a lot. I'm glad they seem to have shifted the concessions around passive income more than active betting, so I can just Idol York to make money while I'm doing other stuff
7gorobei: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (2m from now).
PharaohBender27: All right, I'm going to floss and brush, and might pop up a bit in Tarkov, but for most intents and purposes, good night!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night @PharaohBender27 !
LoadingReadyRun: that was the wrong button
LoadingReadyRun: whoops
Juliamon: lol
Sarah_Serinde: I figured :D
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
LoadingReadyRun: oh well
NotCainNorAbel: that was a new one
Earthenone: that shocked me
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and @El_Funko are set to wrap up Escape from Tarkov this week and they have an end goal. What with the whole "escaping" aspect of this game still impossible, let's instead focus on mining fake, but also kinda real cryptocurrency! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1366599316505198600
Dumori: The music scared me much like nade sounds do Funko
thefightnerd: are we doing hardcore today?
7gorobei: liberate those tacos
quillilian: I was very confused why the show I was watching decided to use such dramatic music .. nope just Tarkov
PharaohBender27: tqsLurk katesLurk
rucdoc makes a note: late
GhostValv: tqsBweh tqsBweh tqsBweh lrrHORN
gundamschwing: Late night Tarkov stream. In the kindest and least creepy way possible, I can't wait to fall asleep to this.
Lord_ZYRK: Wow that audio is messed up WutFace
ActionJB subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
ActionJB: Got into Tarkov after watching some of these streams. Just hit lvl 10!
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LurkerSpine: Audio messed up for anyone else?
Sarah_Serinde: Huh, well, the sound is still doing the thing I guess
MAPBoardgames: skipping audio
ghyllnox: Sounds weird from the start now
stizzet: hello friends
7gorobei: audio glitch is back
Mysticman89: the audio choppy thing from the other time is happening
ChekhovsCannon: yes, audio skipping
Arclight_Dynamo: Audio is indeed horrible.
TwitchTVsFrank: audio is bad
ghyllnox: o/
rucdoc: audio skipping
corpocracy: Audio is skipping :(
Sarah_Serinde: That's exciting
quillilian: The audio jitters have returned
Stoffern: Sound is hopping again
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Dumori: We have some skipping voice too
Easilycrazyhat: Nope
AgileDinosaur: Oh no audio
ghyllnox: Nope!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh thank god that wasn't on my end.
Nyxjbm: I just assumed that was my Australian internet haha
Sarah_Serinde: The voices are Not Okay
Lord_ZYRK: No they are not
paper_tigger: bad audio
TheBloodsparrow: voices are skipping
MAPBoardgames: no voices are bad too
VacillantVarlet: yeah, tarkov music was smooth but the audio issues started as soon as the intro did
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Audio jitters are indeed back
FoxFyr subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
FoxFyr: #scavgangscavgang
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TacitusVigil: Did James break something? lrrBEEJ
Dumori: yeah the intro music was 100% fine before the video
ghyllnox: Nooe
Easilycrazyhat: Nope
Dumori: No
Bratmon: Txe xoxcxs xrx nxt xkxy.
RunningMonkeys: still bad
TheBloodsparrow: nope
TwitchTVsFrank: nope
7gorobei: nope
MAPBoardgames: better, not good
Easilycrazyhat: Wrong franchise
DigitalSeahorse: shandEre
Joalni: OBS restart helped last time, correct?
DiscordianTokkan: Nope
El_Funko: Yeah he's trying that now
TheBloodsparrow: BibleThump BibleThump
Bratmon: T||ha||t d||id n||ot|| fi||x an||yt||hin||g.
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkPopcorn
TheBloodsparrow: @bratmon LOL
codatski: @el_funko It has been super cool to see you on stream. I normally can't catch you, you know, timezones.
MAPBoardgames: Yes
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL
Lord_ZYRK: Seems so
corpocracy: fixed!
Easilycrazyhat: Sounds good
ChekhovsCannon: ayyyyyy
VacillantVarlet: smooth audio
7gorobei: fixed
Sarah_Serinde: You do sound better
Mysticman89: you sound good now
SompSmash: that sounds better!
rucdoc: better
PharaohBender27: Sounds better!
Boon_33: can hear
Dumori: seems good
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds good.
TacitusVigil: James detected
Bratmon: You sound better now/
MWGNZ: benginTry
Sarah_Serinde: Intro is better too
El_Funko: @codatski Yeah I feel that. Lots of folks tell me they mostly catch my VODs
corpocracy: Intro song is so good
GhostValv: benginTry
Easilycrazyhat: Seems like it's fixed!
Dumori: Yay it not broken!
Lord_ZYRK: lrrFINE but for realsies
ghyllnox: \o/
rucdoc: the intro is sooo much louder than james and funko
PharaohBender27: Yep, that's muuuuuuch better
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: benginTry
stizzet: fixed!
SompSmash subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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TacitusVigil: Oh hey, I catched the stream just as it was starting. Nice.
ghyllnox: Intro has always been loud
quillilian: First try, every try!
TacitusVigil: First time.
DiscordianTokkan: Thar we go
TheBloodsparrow: @el_funko So I can't get Twitch on my Roku. Do you have Vods on YouTube or is there a YouTube channel you recommend if I want to watch a Tarkov streamer?
Lord_ZYRK: As far as YouTube knows everything was working the whole time :)
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the intro has been loud for every episode of Tarkov
wikisome subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
wikisome: Whoo!
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rucdoc: BONUS content
TheBloodsparrow: BITCOIN HYPE!
visiting_from_the_vods: Finally caught up to the live Twitch stream. Just want to tell both of you that I’ve been really enjoying watching this series. Not anything I could ever play, though. Don’t have the reflexes or skills for shooters.
El_Funko: @TheBloodsparrow I don't really upload my VODs to YT, but I guess I could start doing that. My favourite Tarkov youtubers are Pestily and Deadlyslob.
PharaohBender27: tqsBORK
TwitchTVsFrank: OhMyDog
TacitusVigil: Doggo?
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade!
TheBloodsparrow: Cool thanks!
Lord_ZYRK: There are important things that need borked at
BrindleBoar: dogecoin
TacitusVigil: Doggo stream!
Dumori: Jade loves Dogecoin
GhostValv: farming? is this minecraft?
RunningMonkeys: invested in doge coin
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Jade!
TwitchTVsFrank: jade loves dogecoin
Xenguin47: Oh hey, what up late night nerds!
gundamschwing: Cheer150 Bonus Tarkov, Bonus Bits. Have fun, good luck.
TwitchTVsFrank: time to run into barbed wire
Mysticman89: so ??? and ram food into your gob
DiscordianTokkan: Time to eat crackers while dancing in barbed wire!
PharaohBender27: Does chugging pea wet help increase metabolism? Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: Eat dehydrating food and then drink something.
Mysticman89: so mayo/drinks/mayo repeat?
TheBloodsparrow: For the record, I'm mostly just into CrypoKitties
FoxFyr: I literally ate mayo and drank water in my hideout to get to lvl 3
TwitchTVsFrank: eat mayo again?
Xenguin47: What, no salad? :P
Dumori: Still get more inraid with the whole blue dealk
Mysticman89: hellmans, devildog, same idea
DiscordianTokkan: I hate that the verb for mayo is drink
TheBloodsparrow: Is there a Costco in Tarkov where we can get a vat of Mayo
stizzet: I vote for the alcohol
Firnsarwen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Firnsarwen: Happy March everyone! Glad we're getting this extra week of Tarkov babycore! Thanks to both the best bois! elfunkHeart jlrrPillow lrrHEART
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Evil_Clock subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Evil_Clock: 48 months sure is a measurement of time!
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asthanius: Don't tell Cam about this
FoxFyr: took me about 10 jars of mayo to get from where youre at to 3
Mysticman89: is 3 the max, or just make this a lifestyle and get all the perks of <high level metabolism>
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
libraryrulesrule: OwO what's this
Frankenfruity: Miracle mayo FTW!
BrindleBoar: peak video game
rucdoc: Power Thirst
MAPBoardgames: But we don't get the "glug, glug" sound when we drink mayo outside of raid.
stizzet: only james
TheBloodsparrow: Mayo is just vegetable oil and raw eggs BTW
Boon_33: 200k worth of mayo for lvl3
7gorobei: we've broken the meta
PharaohBender27: I dread to think what our bathroom trips will be like
gundamschwing: I'd probably watch a stream of this out of a very morbid curiosity.
libraryrulesrule subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
libraryrulesrule: Mayo smoothies are the best smoothies
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Firnsarwen: You get some weird fever dreams chugging mayo and water. lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: "Is this healthy? No, but now I know"
RunningMonkeys: drink so much mayo you never want to have to drink it again so you upgrade kitchen
FoxFyr: mayo is the lifeblood of the scavrat
GhostValv: mayo smoothies are very powerful SeemsGood
gundamschwing: also isn't this one of the sins in the movie Seven?
TheBloodsparrow: What's in the jaaaaar???
LurkerSpine: Hmm... stream didn't autorefresh
Dumori: Out of raid you don't get the down arrows but you don't get the up arrows
benjamin_wheeler: flea market mayo
TwitchTVsFrank: if you change up the food does it work better?
TheBloodsparrow: I hear Flea Market Mayo is playing Cochella in 2025
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep just consuming mayo bought off the russian black market
Firnsarwen: @DiscordianTokkan @TheBloodsparrow LUL
ryuhimora: !advice
libraryrulesrule: why is it devil dog mayo? what part of the mayo is from the devil dog?
Mysticman89: optimising the mayo exchange.
asthanius: is this how the stock market works?
Wilcroft: James spiking the price of Mayo
FoxFyr: just another 12 pack of mayo to go lol
Mysticman89: devil=legally distinct hell, dog=not a man, hence its not hellmans
DiscordianTokkan: Selling condensed milk to buy mayo is certainly a sentence that was said
gundamschwing: who needs bitcoin when you have mayomoney?
stizzet: it's getting less
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, the metabolism gain was a lot less that round.
benjamin_wheeler: @asthanius I'm shorting Tushonka
asthanius: get steve1989 in on this
meowzhuxi subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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DoodlestheGreat: You were making a full point each round earlier. You may have to do a raid to reset it?
Bratmon: When do we get the stream of James actually buying all the Mayo he can carry at a flea market and wolfing it down?
Firnsarwen: @ThePov42 Welcome to Tarkov! lrrBEEJ
AlchemicalPanda: Wait, did I miss him dringing a ton of mayo?
Dumori: So deminished is 50% less Exp it's not crazy low
TheBloodsparrow: @bratmon I think this is it
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Timezones are confusing.
FoxFyr: I just did two or three between scav raids, dunno if thats enough time to reset it
TwitchTVsFrank: now do crackers?
MrQBear: AlchemicalPanda Yeah like, 8 jars?
benjamin_wheeler: James said he'd shotgun a jar of mayo for each time he dies in raid
DiscordianTokkan: It's true
gundamschwing: "well that was a good boost." Something that was never said after pounding mayo.
tangokilo421: I think we should take Wheeler at face value here wheelerKappa
TheBloodsparrow: I like somebody's suggestion of shooting mayo while dancing on some barbwire
TacitusVigil: That sounds like James. I believe you.
Firnsarwen: "If you're not James Turner power-scumming Mayo." That's a pretty good quote.
CavemanKellen: i hate this quest