PharaohBender27: I love the idea of Blaseball, I just never get around/have the time to, you know, actually follow it :p
DiscordianTokkan: G'night DeM0nFiRe and iris_of_ether !
Sarah_Serinde: Valid
Sarah_Serinde: Blaseball is a lot
Juliamon: (if anyone needs a blaseball podcast that's only marginally about the game itself and more about the Taco experience and also sometimes weird pizza choices, I do recommend Infinite Cities Blaseball)
DiscordianTokkan: It's a lot a lot. I'm glad they seem to have shifted the concessions around passive income more than active betting, so I can just Idol York to make money while I'm doing other stuff
7gorobei: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (2m from now).
PharaohBender27: All right, I'm going to floss and brush, and might pop up a bit in Tarkov, but for most intents and purposes, good night!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night @PharaohBender27 !
LoadingReadyRun: that was the wrong button
LoadingReadyRun: whoops
Juliamon: lol
Sarah_Serinde: I figured :D
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
LoadingReadyRun: oh well
NotCainNorAbel: that was a new one
Earthenone: that shocked me
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and @El_Funko are set to wrap up Escape from Tarkov this week and they have an end goal. What with the whole "escaping" aspect of this game still impossible, let's instead focus on mining fake, but also kinda real cryptocurrency! ||
Dumori: The music scared me much like nade sounds do Funko
thefightnerd: are we doing hardcore today?
7gorobei: liberate those tacos
quillilian: I was very confused why the show I was watching decided to use such dramatic music .. nope just Tarkov
PharaohBender27: tqsLurk katesLurk
rucdoc makes a note: late
GhostValv: tqsBweh tqsBweh tqsBweh lrrHORN
gundamschwing: Late night Tarkov stream. In the kindest and least creepy way possible, I can't wait to fall asleep to this.
Lord_ZYRK: Wow that audio is messed up WutFace
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ActionJB: Got into Tarkov after watching some of these streams. Just hit lvl 10!
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LurkerSpine: Audio messed up for anyone else?
Sarah_Serinde: Huh, well, the sound is still doing the thing I guess
MAPBoardgames: skipping audio
ghyllnox: Sounds weird from the start now
stizzet: hello friends
7gorobei: audio glitch is back
Mysticman89: the audio choppy thing from the other time is happening
ChekhovsCannon: yes, audio skipping
Arclight_Dynamo: Audio is indeed horrible.
TwitchTVsFrank: audio is bad
ghyllnox: o/
rucdoc: audio skipping
corpocracy: Audio is skipping :(
Sarah_Serinde: That's exciting
quillilian: The audio jitters have returned
Stoffern: Sound is hopping again
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Dumori: We have some skipping voice too
Easilycrazyhat: Nope
AgileDinosaur: Oh no audio
ghyllnox: Nope!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh thank god that wasn't on my end.
Nyxjbm: I just assumed that was my Australian internet haha
Sarah_Serinde: The voices are Not Okay
Lord_ZYRK: No they are not
paper_tigger: bad audio
TheBloodsparrow: voices are skipping
MAPBoardgames: no voices are bad too
VacillantVarlet: yeah, tarkov music was smooth but the audio issues started as soon as the intro did
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Audio jitters are indeed back
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FoxFyr: #scavgangscavgang
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TacitusVigil: Did James break something? lrrBEEJ
Dumori: yeah the intro music was 100% fine before the video
ghyllnox: Nooe
Easilycrazyhat: Nope
Dumori: No
Bratmon: Txe xoxcxs xrx nxt xkxy.
RunningMonkeys: still bad
TheBloodsparrow: nope
TwitchTVsFrank: nope
7gorobei: nope
MAPBoardgames: better, not good
Easilycrazyhat: Wrong franchise
DigitalSeahorse: shandEre
Joalni: OBS restart helped last time, correct?
DiscordianTokkan: Nope
El_Funko: Yeah he's trying that now
TheBloodsparrow: BibleThump BibleThump
Bratmon: T||ha||t d||id n||ot|| fi||x an||yt||hin||g.
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkPopcorn
TheBloodsparrow: @bratmon LOL
codatski: @el_funko It has been super cool to see you on stream. I normally can't catch you, you know, timezones.
MAPBoardgames: Yes
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL
Lord_ZYRK: Seems so
corpocracy: fixed!
Easilycrazyhat: Sounds good
ChekhovsCannon: ayyyyyy
VacillantVarlet: smooth audio
7gorobei: fixed
Sarah_Serinde: You do sound better
Mysticman89: you sound good now
SompSmash: that sounds better!
rucdoc: better
PharaohBender27: Sounds better!
Boon_33: can hear
Dumori: seems good
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds good.
TacitusVigil: James detected
Bratmon: You sound better now/
MWGNZ: benginTry
Sarah_Serinde: Intro is better too
El_Funko: @codatski Yeah I feel that. Lots of folks tell me they mostly catch my VODs
corpocracy: Intro song is so good
GhostValv: benginTry
Easilycrazyhat: Seems like it's fixed!
Dumori: Yay it not broken!
Lord_ZYRK: lrrFINE but for realsies
ghyllnox: \o/
rucdoc: the intro is sooo much louder than james and funko
PharaohBender27: Yep, that's muuuuuuch better
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: benginTry
stizzet: fixed!
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TacitusVigil: Oh hey, I catched the stream just as it was starting. Nice.
ghyllnox: Intro has always been loud
quillilian: First try, every try!
TacitusVigil: First time.
DiscordianTokkan: Thar we go
TheBloodsparrow: @el_funko So I can't get Twitch on my Roku. Do you have Vods on YouTube or is there a YouTube channel you recommend if I want to watch a Tarkov streamer?
Lord_ZYRK: As far as YouTube knows everything was working the whole time :)
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the intro has been loud for every episode of Tarkov
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rucdoc: BONUS content
TheBloodsparrow: BITCOIN HYPE!
visiting_from_the_vods: Finally caught up to the live Twitch stream. Just want to tell both of you that I’ve been really enjoying watching this series. Not anything I could ever play, though. Don’t have the reflexes or skills for shooters.
El_Funko: @TheBloodsparrow I don't really upload my VODs to YT, but I guess I could start doing that. My favourite Tarkov youtubers are Pestily and Deadlyslob.
PharaohBender27: tqsBORK
TwitchTVsFrank: OhMyDog
TacitusVigil: Doggo?
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade!
TheBloodsparrow: Cool thanks!
Lord_ZYRK: There are important things that need borked at
BrindleBoar: dogecoin
TacitusVigil: Doggo stream!
Dumori: Jade loves Dogecoin
GhostValv: farming? is this minecraft?
RunningMonkeys: invested in doge coin
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Jade!
TwitchTVsFrank: jade loves dogecoin
Xenguin47: Oh hey, what up late night nerds!
gundamschwing: Cheer150 Bonus Tarkov, Bonus Bits. Have fun, good luck.
TwitchTVsFrank: time to run into barbed wire
Mysticman89: so ??? and ram food into your gob
DiscordianTokkan: Time to eat crackers while dancing in barbed wire!
PharaohBender27: Does chugging pea wet help increase metabolism? Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: Eat dehydrating food and then drink something.
Mysticman89: so mayo/drinks/mayo repeat?
TheBloodsparrow: For the record, I'm mostly just into CrypoKitties
FoxFyr: I literally ate mayo and drank water in my hideout to get to lvl 3
TwitchTVsFrank: eat mayo again?
Xenguin47: What, no salad? :P
Dumori: Still get more inraid with the whole blue dealk
Mysticman89: hellmans, devildog, same idea
DiscordianTokkan: I hate that the verb for mayo is drink
TheBloodsparrow: Is there a Costco in Tarkov where we can get a vat of Mayo
stizzet: I vote for the alcohol
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asthanius: Don't tell Cam about this
FoxFyr: took me about 10 jars of mayo to get from where youre at to 3
Mysticman89: is 3 the max, or just make this a lifestyle and get all the perks of <high level metabolism>
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
libraryrulesrule: OwO what's this
Frankenfruity: Miracle mayo FTW!
BrindleBoar: peak video game
rucdoc: Power Thirst
MAPBoardgames: But we don't get the "glug, glug" sound when we drink mayo outside of raid.
stizzet: only james
TheBloodsparrow: Mayo is just vegetable oil and raw eggs BTW
Boon_33: 200k worth of mayo for lvl3
7gorobei: we've broken the meta
PharaohBender27: I dread to think what our bathroom trips will be like
gundamschwing: I'd probably watch a stream of this out of a very morbid curiosity.
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libraryrulesrule: Mayo smoothies are the best smoothies
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Firnsarwen: You get some weird fever dreams chugging mayo and water. lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: "Is this healthy? No, but now I know"
RunningMonkeys: drink so much mayo you never want to have to drink it again so you upgrade kitchen
FoxFyr: mayo is the lifeblood of the scavrat
GhostValv: mayo smoothies are very powerful SeemsGood
gundamschwing: also isn't this one of the sins in the movie Seven?
TheBloodsparrow: What's in the jaaaaar???
LurkerSpine: Hmm... stream didn't autorefresh
Dumori: Out of raid you don't get the down arrows but you don't get the up arrows
benjamin_wheeler: flea market mayo
TwitchTVsFrank: if you change up the food does it work better?
TheBloodsparrow: I hear Flea Market Mayo is playing Cochella in 2025
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep just consuming mayo bought off the russian black market
Firnsarwen: @DiscordianTokkan @TheBloodsparrow LUL
ryuhimora: !advice
libraryrulesrule: why is it devil dog mayo? what part of the mayo is from the devil dog?
Mysticman89: optimising the mayo exchange.
asthanius: is this how the stock market works?
Wilcroft: James spiking the price of Mayo
FoxFyr: just another 12 pack of mayo to go lol
Mysticman89: devil=legally distinct hell, dog=not a man, hence its not hellmans
DiscordianTokkan: Selling condensed milk to buy mayo is certainly a sentence that was said
gundamschwing: who needs bitcoin when you have mayomoney?
stizzet: it's getting less
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, the metabolism gain was a lot less that round.
benjamin_wheeler: @asthanius I'm shorting Tushonka
asthanius: get steve1989 in on this
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DoodlestheGreat: You were making a full point each round earlier. You may have to do a raid to reset it?
Bratmon: When do we get the stream of James actually buying all the Mayo he can carry at a flea market and wolfing it down?
Firnsarwen: @ThePov42 Welcome to Tarkov! lrrBEEJ
AlchemicalPanda: Wait, did I miss him dringing a ton of mayo?
Dumori: So deminished is 50% less Exp it's not crazy low
TheBloodsparrow: @bratmon I think this is it
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Timezones are confusing.
FoxFyr: I just did two or three between scav raids, dunno if thats enough time to reset it
TwitchTVsFrank: now do crackers?
MrQBear: AlchemicalPanda Yeah like, 8 jars?
benjamin_wheeler: James said he'd shotgun a jar of mayo for each time he dies in raid
DiscordianTokkan: It's true
gundamschwing: "well that was a good boost." Something that was never said after pounding mayo.
tangokilo421: I think we should take Wheeler at face value here wheelerKappa
TheBloodsparrow: I like somebody's suggestion of shooting mayo while dancing on some barbwire
TacitusVigil: That sounds like James. I believe you.
Firnsarwen: "If you're not James Turner power-scumming Mayo." That's a pretty good quote.
CavemanKellen: i hate this quest
TacitusVigil: Mayo is to James as spinach is to Popeye
manfred909: Afternoon All elfunkPopcorn
Firnsarwen: heya @manfred909 benginHi
LurkerSpine: did you have 2 quests from therapist?
AlchemicalPanda: Time to get another docs case for money
DoodlestheGreat: I think you did?
CavemanKellen: yup
TacitusVigil: Can we have that on the next LRL? "James eats an entire bottle of mayo"?
InquisitorGaia: ah had a coffee nap and now awake
CavemanKellen: golden swag goes into friend from the west
Vyous: zippo -> friends from west -> peacekeeper
CavemanKellen: he needs the key right?
TheBloodsparrow: Wow, that character looks super boss
InquisitorGaia: ew, no, dont make people do that @TacitusVigil
DiscordianTokkan: Eating IMPs/MREs, Tarkov Edition for a LRL would be great
gundamschwing: James, how much mayo do you think you could eat in a single sitting?
asthanius: And why is the answer "a vat"?
benjamin_wheeler: @DiscordianTokkan get them on a tray
manfred909: @benjamin_wheeler nice hiss
Joalni: I think there was a Live where they tried poutine MREs. They apparently weren't good.
TheBloodsparrow: Your Scav is Mario???
asthanius: What if you got paid $500 for every jar you ate?
Halvhir: Are we allowed to consume the mayo in some sort of salad?
benjamin_wheeler: James has an allergy bracelet that just says "Miracle Whip"
gundamschwing: I'm from Wisconsin in the US, we grew up on mayo sandwiches.
TheBloodsparrow: How big of a jar are we talking about?
PharaohBender27: @asthanius As someone who loathes mayo, you'd need to offer a *lot* more for me to even consider
Dumori: I'd hand over it's worth it IIRC
asthanius: @PharaohBender27 $503. Final offer
PharaohBender27: Pass
asthanius: More mayo for me
DiscordianTokkan: Garlic aioli and fries, Tarkov style. It's a jar of mayo, a clove of garlic, a potato and a knife
7gorobei: i would think your body would react the same as power eating milk, the protein would trigger the slow down reflex
gundamschwing: that begs the question, @benjamin_wheeler is a jar of miracle whip more palatable than a jar of mayonnaise?
Dumori: 5 wires 5 caps for 3 bit coin pays for the next GPU though
manfred909: elfunkChunk
manfred909: stream as well.. oh it was the game ok
benjamin_wheeler: IDK I'd eat a jar of mayo if it meant $500 to help feed those in need
Firnsarwen: The silent shots were weird :O
Dumori: Silent bullets new meta
CavemanKellen: never gpus in techlight...
ritchards: Hi Ben!
Dumori: benjamin_wheeler allowed to buy my own fries? I think I'd get most of a jar done OK with fries
DoodlestheGreat: He was also adamant that the best SVD round was the SMB...
stizzet: funko is quiet again tonight
Firnsarwen: hey @El_Funko , not really anything to do with James, and I'm not quite fully caught up with the Hardcore, so I'm not sure if you noticed this, but there IS a vendor L1 barter trade for 2 green and 5 blue gunpowders you might want to keep in mind :) elfunkPopcorn
gundamschwing: wasn't there a recent LRL that involved a jar of Nutella? Mayo can't be much wors..
gundamschwing: nevermind
CavemanKellen: beware killa...
DoodlestheGreat: Um, that sounded like Killa.
Firnsarwen: oh durp, I didn't say what the trade was for... it's for an ammo case, which is awful nice... I was wondering if you'd forgotten it since there was a point you found a blue gunpowder and used it as an example for what you'd not be interested in in hardcore :)
Dumori: Yeah RPK got BRRRRR
rucdoc: don't forget all the computers in the office4s
Firnsarwen: lrrFINE
Firnsarwen: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN Good ol' alarm :D
CavemanKellen: keep track of time
FoxFyr: I stepped out to grab my dinner, did James do a murder yet?
CavemanKellen: geez better than mine and i'm in the us
manfred909: elfunkSad
benjamin_wheeler: tale as old as time
TheBloodsparrow: big oof
Firnsarwen: all that AND a kitchen 'nade!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooof
ArdCollider: elfunkSad
Firnsarwen: elfunkSad
stizzet: funko is quiet compared to james
Firnsarwen: That sounds a bit better
benjamin_wheeler: Funko sounds good for me
stizzet: better
gundamschwing: he's further away
DiscordianTokkan: Funko sounds fine to me
Arclight_Dynamo: I do notice that every time James goes from intro booth view to game view, the levels change. The scenes have different elvels.
Arclight_Dynamo: *levels
tangokilo421: Funky sounds pleasant and well volumed
MWGNZ: gundamschwing being in australia will do that
Firnsarwen: yeah, the levels are definitely sounding good now :D
DoodlestheGreat: Find the food storage on Reserve? That should get Jaeger up to 3.
Firnsarwen: Funko: Go get hurt for content. lrrBEEJ
Mysticman89: can you jump of a cliff for minor damage to farm it that way?
gundamschwing: can he eat mayo while doing it?
Mysticman89: I guess barb wire is more sensible yeah, ddin't realise that was a thing
Firnsarwen: It does indeed sound pretty boring, entertainment-wise, but it's still an amusing concept :D
manfred909: lol
Dumori: it's context menu only iirc
AlchemicalPanda: Lets Go CQC!
Dumori: but you can right click reload from container now according to the notes
benjamin_wheeler: tarkov loading is perfect for downing a jar of mayo
benjamin_wheeler: depending on loot load you can maybe get in two jars
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PsychoI3oy: that's one way to level vitality
ritchards: wow, this place looks dangerous. you should be careful
MrQBear: You seem pretty confident on these times, wheeler. You secretly an expert on speed mayo consumption?
AlchemicalPanda: Pipe why
benjamin_wheeler: oof robbed
dumbo3k: Might be able to just have one clip and reload like a typical mosin? Just a larger capacity? I know some top loading guns like the sks can use a singular mag as just a larger ammunition counter
MAPBoardgames: That pipe robbed you.
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
Dumori: shot the pipe bore-offset claims another life...
Kuolar: You Funko'd that ambush Kappa
RunningMonkeys: mayo time!
MAPBoardgames: maybe he swapped when he moved up
manfred909: they must also have watched Pests video
RunningMonkeys: did you reload the mag in that raid? is that why it's gone from the pouch?
dumbo3k: @runningmonkeys No, it’s in his stash now, just above the korund
RunningMonkeys: ah thanks
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DaSunao: Tarkov seems like it needs too much micro for me to enjoy playing it
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Ins0mniZack: gotta get a sprut and 3 flashlights on that thing brotha
dumbo3k: I want to make a meme mpx, with 6 of the really bright flash lights
RebekahWSD: I can not play first person shooters because of motion sickness. I can watch them though
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, Signal 1 requires surviving and leaving the area.
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkPopcorn
ChekhovsCannon: RebekahWSD I am the same way. Love to watch though!
manfred909: HI ChekhovsCannon
Vyous: Yeah, you can break the signals & leaving up
ChekhovsCannon: Hey Manfred909
Vyous: Did the quest earlier today that way
RebekahWSD: <3
dumbo3k: Yes funko, don’t need to visit the dishes and survive the same raid. It’s not the bunker quest
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkHeart
Stoffern: Diablo?
DoodlestheGreat: Now if you spawn near the resort, that could be tricky.
TheBloodsparrow: Diku MUDs?
Firnsarwen: I play Avatar MUD :D ... which also has a little nod to Dragonlance in one area ;)
Scrubbodiestobears: truer words have never been spoken about dragonlance lmao
dougma: yea, that one was based on the Diaku engine I believe,
pimiento: lizstarHi elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn lrrHEART
dougma: The other popular engine was circle. And of course the anime mush at MIT
TheBloodsparrow: @El_Funko Okay, i'm more hyped for Diku MUDs than I am for Crypto!
TheBloodsparrow: Wooo! Nostalga!
Wilcroft: The Dragonlance War of Souls plotline was... fine?
RebekahWSD: I play Lusternia occasionally, as far as muds go
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkChunk
MrQBear: Man. I wonder if I remember any of my old MUD logins...
Firnsarwen: I mean, I started playing Avatar MUD (nothing to do with either of the Avatar movies, or the anime for the record...) only about 6 or so years ago... so I was all about the graphics and then went back to text xD
Firnsarwen: I don't play as much as I did a couple years ago, but I still enjoy it when I do :D
Firnsarwen: need to get all my macros set up again...
Vyous: I really hope they keep wipes in some form after release
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds like the Spa's a-jumpin'.
Dumori: Is Tarkov a MUD in this essay....
Mysticman89: resets/wipes are actually a big turn off for me in games where you can build your stats. like my grinds to have lasting consequences
Agnememnon: I mean these wipes are because we are in beta. I hope they have a long game no wipes and seasons.
DoodlestheGreat: That's why Path of Exile has two different systems. Standard for casual players, League for frequent ones/
Firnsarwen: I definitely like the ideas of wipes, or seasons, as @Agnememnon said.. Gives new players a chance to get in on the ground floor with everyone else, or alternately choose to start mid-wipe so early quest spots are likely less contested
Dumori: My understanding is Nikita has said that’s what they want to do with some kind of seasons system as well as long term progression
Aarek: tarkov would work well with the same system as Diablo 3, where you can make a season character, and at the end of the season, the character is moved to an "Open character"
Mysticman89: I'm totally down to spend a weekend ramming mayo and water into my face for 10 hours to max metabolism, but I never want to need to do that again after
pimiento: a prestige like system where you basically choose when to start again is another option, that way it's not everyone restarting at once
Firnsarwen: yeah, it is (was?) the same with D2 and PoE
Mysticman89: I'd probably have a special npc that basically offers a series of quests that reset and are/or are different each 'season'
benjamin_wheeler: makes no sense, that fence is filled with holes
RunningMonkeys: collision is hard
Firnsarwen: I mean, there's also glass that doesn't break but you *do* shoot through...
Jug_R_Not: It is loading your 8.5 and 7.5 it appears... might not be hitting how you want
ChekhovsCannon: One-way fences? Someone explain that physics to me
asthanius: @benjamin_wheeler Exactly. *Filled* with holes. You can't go through something full.
Firnsarwen: @asthanius LUL
Easilycrazyhat: That's a big boomer over there.
TheBloodsparrow: @checkovscannon It involves a drop that you can't get back up on one side. Like a roach motel.
TheBloodsparrow: I think
ChekhovsCannon: Well sure, I mean for bullets
TheBloodsparrow: Oh!
dumbo3k: I mean, you can go down cliffs, you just might not be moving afterwards
Xenguin47: Well, I mean, you can get down a cliff once...
TheBloodsparrow: Sorry, was drinking tea and misunderstood your question
ChekhovsCannon: hahaha no worries
TheBloodsparrow: I was pretty pleased with my roach motel analogy. Darn.
ChekhovsCannon: It was quite good
VacillantVarlet: i'm not sure about fences, but things like bars or thick grating IRL are pretty good at deflecting/interfering with the paths of bullets
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Xenguin47: "How do we find the barbed wire?" "Stop running when you get stabbed."
VacillantVarlet: this just seemed like a video game thing, though
Firnsarwen: I was amused by it @TheBloodsparrow :D
TheBloodsparrow: Yay!
dumbo3k: the mines are pretty close to the wall, and are marked like woods
Jug_R_Not: Behind the fence
benjamin_wheeler: there are anti-bullet fences, but even those aren't super effective vs like any AR
Jug_R_Not: Yes the step was it
dumbo3k: It blends in way too well, tbh
dumbo3k: I once spent 15 minutes looking for that cache
AlchemicalPanda: aka it actually does its job
Dumori: jäger put work in to hiding that one
asthanius: hidden in plain sight
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MAPBoardgames: rub it all over you! oh yeah.
Easilycrazyhat: Very itchy back.
Firnsarwen: seabatYIKES
F1SHOR: interesting tactic 😂
dumbo3k: turning around also works pretty well in that barbed wire
MAPBoardgames: I'm reminded of doing Moria's quests in Fallout 3.
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Mysticman89: is there like a medic skill that you're training as a side effect of this too?
benjamin_wheeler: dude you need to lay off the morphine
dumbo3k: health goes up anytime strength, vitality, or endurance get xp
Jug_R_Not: The plan to hit a couple hidden stashes on way out or just get out?
Dumori: Yeah there’s a first aid skill
dumbo3k: the only medical specific one I can think of is surgery, which only gets xp by fixing blacked limbs
gundamschwing: Local man eats 7 jars of mayo, then impales self repeatedly on barbed wire, more on this story at 10.
Dumori: I think it may be one of the not yet implemented skills
Jug_R_Not: One up the coast on the way out.
dumbo3k: yeah, First Aid isn't implemented yet
Dumori: I weirdly don’t remember
Dumori: Off hand what’s not implemented and what just isn’t worth levelling
benjamin_wheeler: @gundamschwing he blames the nausea on the mayo and not the dihydromorphinone abuse
tardispilot_phoenixrising: Why are you injuring yourself, tactic wise?
MAPBoardgames: Is that a can of Raid in your bag? you should drink that.
asthanius: If the designers didn't want to let you cheese the skills, they wouldn't make the mayo so deliciously salty
dumbo3k: a lot of the Practical skills aren't implemented. AFAIK just Crafting, Hideout Management, Surgery, Mag Drills, Searching, Covert Movement, and I think Aim Drills
Mysticman89: also trying to addressand awful itch you have on your back
Dumori: Oh yeah getting that deep exfoliation
pimiento: the 'play it forward' bug going fuzzy just as you stepped into the razor wire was a nice touch
benjamin_wheeler: this is like the Russian version of Baloo singing the Bear necessities
Dumori: A true resort experience
VacillantVarlet: Found in Raid Paid
MAPBoardgames: Someone scopes in on James and is like "What is he doing on that barbed wire? Too weird, leaving him alone."
Dumori: 19.5
benjamin_wheeler: barbed wire over a fruit tree
Arclight_Dynamo: It bothers me that you are putting the morphine syrette directly into the part of your sleeve that has armour on it. Where the needle would not penetrate.
pimiento: it's a real sharp needle
Arclight_Dynamo: "Oh, he's shaving. Looks like he told his mate a joke." *BANG*
Jug_R_Not: That is too high a bar for Tarkov players... you would be shot for the Shooter Born in Heaven quest
asthanius: "I want to kill this player, but I don't want to be a dick"
pimiento: yea there's no need to be a dick about your murdering
asthanius: polite assassination
benjamin_wheeler: lol Funko that's real nice, but see player kill player
Arclight_Dynamo: "I may be a murderhobo who dives into dumpsters and eats warm peas from a can, but I'm not a MONSTER."
dumbo3k: The Lands mines are marked like Woods, and are real close to the wall
AlchemicalPanda: Oh shit, I missed that
benjamin_wheeler: James you haven't hit a mine?
AlchemicalPanda: Sadness
asthanius: Buddy you haven’t LIVED until you blow off your own legs
Aarek: Yeah, the mines near USEC camp are really sudden
DoodlestheGreat: YET
Jug_R_Not: Passed the hidden stash
Jug_R_Not: No biggie obvious
benjamin_wheeler: nothing like spawning in Woods, accidentally taking 3 steps in the wrong direction and losing your pilgrim
ritchards: but has he fallen in a hole?
pimiento: well i think i know how we have to end the last stream of this
dumbo3k: When you first get the red arrow, you only get 50% progress, after 3 minutes of not getting any xp for that skill, it reduces to only a 25% penalty. If you haven't leveled that skill for 16 minutes, it resets to 100%
Dumori: It’s still quicker to extract
dumbo3k: Oh yeah, just clarifying the timeline a bit, and about how much of a decrease it is
FoxFyr: 53 meter sniper buckshot
j3573rblack: What lvl is Jame's PMC?
Dumori: Plus you get bonus exp on a fresh raid
dumbo3k: Also funko, the mines are really close to that wall, and are marked with signs like the edge of Woods, so you can pretty easily cross there
DoodlestheGreat: Got some Euros, too.
Dumori: Oh did we just fly past and not realise.
Arclight_Dynamo: Eat an entire turkey dinner, no effect. Do one sit-up, meal procs, gain 30 lbs.
DoodlestheGreat: So now you need to try getting that second signal source. Hatchling runs?
Mysticman89: I don't suppose the metalbism xp was coming in ovver time, as you thematically metabolised all the mayo/water
dumbo3k: West wing, roof
DoodlestheGreat: Folks will always be rushing to resort, because the loot there is very good.
Firnsarwen: Have a great rest of the stream, all! It is time for me to go to bed! benginHi lrrHEART elfunkHeart jlrrPillow
LurkerSpine: did y'all already do the gunsmith quest?
Vyous: Oh, I need to do that. I want to see james run 5 flashlight shotgun
j3573rblack: immediately shoot wheeler
j3573rblack: "accidently"
manfred909: and where you are
AlchemicalPanda: Several times... in the face
MAPBoardgames: Shiney!
manfred909: can you and shpould you move the red dot?
manfred909: so yes
Kuolar: You should always be terrified James
pimiento: elfunkChunk
MAPBoardgames: maybe had no plan on looting anything?
manfred909: I want tools to be more usefull. maybe need them to open certian contains
Arclight_Dynamo: "It's kind of hard to see because of all the pain." That's Tarkov, bay-bee!
manfred909: real Leatherman have a gun multitool so I can see it
RedRaptor: Can you get tetanus in this game?
Arclight_Dynamo: Just go mung yourself into some razorwire.
Vyous: This is one of the downsides of doing so much scav gameplay, the more you PMC, the more these kinds of skills lvl naturally
number_1_the_larch: It's like doing pull-ups in MGS2
MAPBoardgames: So it's James' fault he hasn't been shot enough. #BlameJames
Vyous: Eh, but sprinting builds your endurance skill which is excellent.
PsychoI3oy: push button, drop scav
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
AlchemicalPanda: F off
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
AlchemicalPanda: lrrSACK lrrSACK
smallimprovement: poggy
TheInferno390: What a legend
RockPusher: elfunkChunk
Kuolar: Guess the arrows really were bad
TheInferno390: Cool game
RockPusher: jlrrCreeper
MAPBoardgames: That dude: uninstalling right now.
Stoffern: Get in James' lavo!
Agnememnon: numotB numotB katesWot katesWot
tangokilo421: jlrrPunch
RagnorakTres: cheerwhal500 Hot shot James Turner out here styling on fools elfunkChunk
dumbo3k: bp ammo
dumbo3k: in his vest
DoodlestheGreat: GG
Stoffern: no farewell shot?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is that feet or metres?
MWGNZ: the only downside to that kill is no commemorative dog tags
pimiento: elfunkDab
manfred909: you have got to be kidding me
pimiento: elfunkChunk
GamemasterAnth: Sniper, the Striker from Borderlands 2? (A weapon I wish came back for 3...)
manfred909: that must be SCAV island
dumbo3k: 201.19 for me, I think off a scav sniper on customs a month or so ago
MWGNZ: was that when we got to scav island and just found bodies everywhere?
PsychoI3oy: The game's detailed enough I'd imagine there's more than a few people with their 'longest shot' being some random miss on a close target hitting someone on the other side of the map
GamemasterAnth: Longer...harder... *SNERK* Dangit, man! PHRASING!!
DoodlestheGreat: Craziest shotty snipe I've seen was a 300 yard+ one on Reserve at night by Dr Lupo.
Kuolar: ++
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RunningMonkeys: hydrate as well?
DoodlestheGreat: The other Grizz is more than half full. That's plenty of heals.
Stoffern: How many bullets was left in that other gun anyway?
tangokilo421: Thirst and hunger?
pimiento: just thirstin' for the water
LurkerSpine: just went on a scav run, spawned with a labs keycard. 333k - pays for all my failed woods missions.
manfred909: roll through yeah
manfred909: that sounds about right
manfred909: just before the first drops event
Vyous: I assume they aren't going to add the whole "run through streets to get to lab" though if they add it mid wipe though
Vyous: Oh wow, that would be a big change
MAPBoardgames: Don't stroll on the beach. Seagulls will poke you in coconut there.
Aarek: Seagulls, stop it please!
Seagulyus: and the seagulls might steal your boat like in valheim
PsychoI3oy: are sniper scavs back in?
TheInferno390: lmao
TheInferno390: That's great
MAPBoardgames: That's hilarious!
dumbo3k: oh, that explains the blobs that steal my corpse stashes
DoodlestheGreat: And it's party time at the Spa.
BootySlapper: good memory
pimiento: the dizzying highs, the gut wrenching lows, and the so-so middles
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GoblinRanger: Yay more Tarkov, these streams have been a great watch
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BootySlapper: just got done playing some tarkov. time to watch some tarkov
BootySlapper: lrrHEART
Vyous: I find myself doing both at once and then getting confused, lol
Mysticman89: I see mr tech tips is playing tarkov now, so it's spreading
rucdoc: watching tarkov, while playing tarkov, is dangerous
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pimiento: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE elfunkDab
tipulsar85: No it's TI Pulsar.
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StarFreak359: The two years!
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BootySlapper: @tipulsar85 ti85 huh, is that a reference to the calculator?
EkuDeku: 35h until done with Farming pt.4, it has been so expensive
pimiento: lrrDOTS elfunkFart elfunkDab
pimiento: uep
MAPBoardgames: What he said.
Ammondale: clip that
TheInferno390: Now he is
tipulsar85: The calculator wasn't out yet when I made that tag in 2000 @BootySlapper
DoodlestheGreat: Am I wrong or did I hear a *ding* when he shot the scav?
BootySlapper: @tipulsar85 seems like the calculator is biting your style
PsychoI3oy: there might have been a ricochet off the big metal tank barrier thing
Ammondale: eeek, that's a sound
pimiento: tqsIrene tqsIrene tqsIrene
RockPusher: tqsIrene tqsIrene tqsIrene
manfred909: tqsIrene tqsIrene tqsIrene
Mysticman89: chickens gotta train their vitality too
Easilycrazyhat: I always think of Dr. Who when I hear the word chicken. Dunno why. It's just stuck in there.
tipulsar85: The 83, 84, 89 and 92 were out, but no 85. It was early internet, and LRR hadn't even fully formed yet.
tipulsar85: I still have My TI-89.
BlindRift98: im weirdly enjoying the barb wire runs
Kuolar: And use your new bitcoin funds to buy a grenade launcher!
tipulsar85: This game uses real bitcoin?
BootySlapper: @tipulsar85 i gifted my ti-83 to my nephew when he went to high school
00gogo00: what is this game and why does it involve bitcoin
pimiento: the in game bitcoin price is pegged to the real workd price, yes
EkuDeku: 670k in Tarky atm
DoodlestheGreat: 490K is still a ton more than prior wipes.
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
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Lysander_Gustav: I'm guessing this mayhem with the razor-wire is having to do with some quest?
pimiento: hihi Lysander_Gustav
Xilats: Heya yall.
pimiento: hi Xilats
pimiento: Lysander_Gustav, grinding stats
DoodlestheGreat: Level 50 generated 4.8 coins every 24 hours.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, _that_ would be amusing.
MAPBoardgames: It would make them more expensive
Easilycrazyhat: Wouldn't that increase demand?
mtvcdm: It'd get money back out of the game.
tipulsar85: I think we found where all those 3060s went....
DoodlestheGreat: TOZ SUPREMACY
RockPusher: Tarkov - the murder-tetris datacenter management simulator lrrBEEJ
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00gogo00: does the bitcoin rig make the game mine actual bitcoins in the background
pimiento: maybe they can put nvidia's new mining specific cards in here :P
rucdoc: I mean, massive inflation would sound about right
AlchemicalPanda: But it lowers efficiency, which would make them less optimal
EkuDeku: Graphics Cards are1379k roubles
MAPBoardgames: What was that music sting?
Kuolar: Shame SbiH isn't with shotguns - James would fly through that quest
Lysander_Gustav: I don't think I've ever eaten herring
Tantusar: You eat from the tin of fish. The tin remains full.
Xilats: @Lysander_Gustav It just tastes like red
Lysander_Gustav: ah, so a distracting taste. Good to know
Xilats: Mmhmm.
tipulsar85: Bitcoin Mining IRL has made me getting an upgrade to my aging 950 SSC a nightmare for the past 6 months on top of the paper launches.
00gogo00: is this multiplayer?
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pimiento: yea tipulsar85, i ordered a 3080 in november.. at this stage the ETA is end of april.
Izandai: 'Sup nerds?
manwichcannon: Hello from the Wiggins
pimiento: hihi raiders
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vellebastet: Hello
wiggins: in a row?
Easilycrazyhat: Sup wigglers
Xafty: @Easilycrazyhat thank you for keeping the name alive
DefinitelyIsntKyle: 2 different tasks
Joalni: Did you beat the Ballad, wigglers?
DefinitelyIsntKyle: i think the axe actually does nuts damage for a melee
Xafty: @Joalni we did all the divine beasts of it, but not the rest
Easilycrazyhat: When's the March-iversary anyhow? Coming up on it soon, I would guess, yeah?
Xafty: today was 356 i think
Easilycrazyhat: Cool cool
DefinitelyIsntKyle: wow sugars at 100k now damn
KodeMage: So, how many backpacks do you own now James?
DefinitelyIsntKyle: alright im off to bed gl with the raids
Vyous: The fact that you can stack backpacks infinitely in the stash has led me to hoard backpacks >.>
Thomas: 'Ello, boys
BootySlapper: shotguns are so fun and satisfying.... BOOM!
DoodlestheGreat: I think his scav is better equipped than his PMC at the moment. :tf:
AlchemicalPanda: Not James', but in someone's hands
dabigkahuna420: they raised thorax health too, so it cant one tap chest as easily
LurkerSpine: sawed off is pretty cheap
KodeMage: is there an explainer for the 2 kinds of runs you can do? I'll bet it's been explained but I either missed it or just forgot.
dabigkahuna420: in a scav run you spawn late in the raid with random gear, and on pmc you bring in your own gear and spawn at the beginning @KodeMage
Lord_ZYRK: Scav run: random loadout and no character progression. PMC run: not that.
KodeMage: @dabigkahuna420 and the rewards are different?
dabigkahuna420: no you can find the same loot on the map no matter if you are a scav or pmc
dabigkahuna420: but on a scav you are later and most of the good loot is already gone
KodeMage: ok, interesting mechanic
dabigkahuna420: scav runs are good for early on in the game when you have less gear bc there is no risk
Vyous: Pav & therapist
dumbo3k: prapor to therapist I think
dumbo3k: turn in to therapist, then collect from both
KodeMage: yeah, it's an interesting solution to the dumb NPC problem, right? Have the players play the NPCs.
dabigkahuna420: yeah, player scavs can be deadly lol
dabigkahuna420: head eyes is my nightmare
dabigkahuna420: I like that they wiggle at you now
Vyous: Buckshots from 75m head, eyes
LurkerSpine: Do the scavs get more powerful as the wipe progresses?
dabigkahuna420: I love running around with a pp19 early wipe, so fun
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dabigkahuna420: @LurkerSpine no they are always the same
dabigkahuna420: there are some harder scavs on some maps called raiders though
Lord_ZYRK: I'm having flashbacks to Graham talking about that time they had a client in the Moonbase after that door kick. . .
Lord_ZYRK: 👀 💦
pimiento: lrrFINE
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
Mysticman89: I take it melee isn't remotely viable? even in situations like that where you're out of ammo?
BootySlapper: elfunkSad
Spacecarl: that was a hell of a click empty
manfred909: elfunkSad
pimiento: lrrAWW
Lord_ZYRK: Too bad you can't just club 'em with the mosin
BootySlapper: they already have a quick melee button, why not?!
xantos69: Cheer50 Been super fun, but I gotta head to bed.
pimiento: see ya xantos69
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, Mosins are beefy. Doing that with something like an MP5 on the other hand. . .
PsychoI3oy: do you have one already?
Arclight_Dynamo: An AK that shoots NATO ammo. Sure.
EkuDeku: Btw, Funko, did you see that they posted pictures of the Mk47 Mutant for Tarkov
pimiento: yea the AK-100 and from there does NATO rounds
KodeMage: useful to be able to shoot the rounds you capture I guess?
pimiento: well, the 101 and the 102
TheBloodsparrow: Okay, I keep falling asleep. night all
LurkerSpine: gnight
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DoodlestheGreat: They're a million two now.
MAPBoardgames: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
BootySlapper: ooh lucky you got the blue backpack. that's used in a new pilgrim trade
BootySlapper: craft*
Tantusar puts his headphones back on and is immediately shot.
BootySlapper: i like to think of those closets as where they keep all the spare jackets before they put loot in them and scatter them around the maps
Mysticman89: that some of these pcs are just empty cases is silly.
LurkerSpine: there are some PCs in the shop but they are risky
MWGNZ: nah i've worked in offices with empty pc's on desks with all the parts taken out to fix other broken pcs
Mysticman89: to be fair I guess im out of touch with non-pc peoples computer habits. Looked at someones laptop a few weeks ago and they had 5 browsers installed
BootySlapper: click clack
manfred909: elfunkSad
DoodlestheGreat: Well, you didn't have anything extra valuable, anyway.
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 After Dark Bits are the best bits, IMO. lrrBEEJ Thanks for the stream!
BootySlapper: they made the korund prapor lvl 4 today i think :(
Mysticman89: oh I just realised how late it is. never figured I'd be wattching lrr at 3am
Tantusar: and i never figured i'd be watching at nearly 6:30pm
Tantusar: but here we are
Tantusar: i mean, except like, lrr mans
PsychoI3oy: mmmm nackles
Tantusar: c-c-c-cross promo
Joalni: Thanks for the stream!
RockPusher: Thank you Funko elfunkHeart Thank you James lrrHEART
Lysander_Gustav: oh sounds pretty fun
PsychoI3oy: GGs, and thank you again for the new obsession with Tarkov
GoblinRanger: Thanks for the stream
AlchemicalPanda: Bye friends!
Phailhammer: cya :0
RockPusher: lrrHEART elfunkPopcorn
Phailhammer: :)
Tantusar: g'evening!
RagnorakTres: Hey, thanks for the stream! Good to watch you boys hanging out and Escaping. lrrHeart elfunkHeart
Lysander_Gustav: good night!
Xilats: Good night.