TehAmelie: it should be a job
TheWriterAleph: @PsychoI3oy LUL
LurkerSpine: !twitter
Didero: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Parkour returns to Mine O’Clock today, just about 30 minutes later than normal. Join the guys at 10:30AM for lots and lots of jumping. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1366799272293724161
Didero: @TehAmelie Now I kind of want to play Mirror's Edge again...
RebelliousUno: Mirror's Edge was an interesting game
RebelliousUno: just...less combat please
Didero: There's two games called "Mirror's Edge" now, aren't there? Or did the second one get a subtitle?
Didero: And yeah, combat wasn't great in the first game. Though I think the goal was to avoid it as much as possible, which explains it being annoying
TehAmelie: could you run up a wall and jump off and grab an overhang 5 feet out and climb up that in Mirror's Edge?
RebelliousUno: Yeah you were supposed to largely ignore it
RebelliousUno: but it was still there and sometimes difficult to avoid
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: there is a sidescrolling Mirror's Edge in flash too. they made it to advertise the first game but i liked it better
RebelliousUno: There was Also Mirror's Edge Catalyst
Didero: Hi!
TXC2: hello Didero
TehAmelie: only downside being it lasts like 15 minutes
Last1031: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:30 AM PST (54s from now).
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:30 AM PST (1s from now).
TheWriterAleph: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:30 AM PST (1s ago).
TheWriterAleph: flanked.
TXC2: ironic, we made art with our failures :p
TehAmelie: they're 30 minutes late though so. . .counter?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:30 AM PST (54s ago).
TheWriterAleph: best kind of art. failure is usually easier.
rocketjohn: woo
TXC2: TheWriterAleph touche
TXC2: CONTACT
rocketjohn: signal!
TehAmelie: oh, 30 minutes later is now
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: GapFiller good job
GapFiller: its all in the wrist
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kaivex: The time that was then is now, soon.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let's all jump around shall we? It's Mine O'Clock time and James, Uno, Serge, and JoeKim are heading out on a Parkour Adventure! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EvfqQ7rVkAA83Xd.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1366818594064015361
Didero: Ooh, JoeKim too, fun!
malc: ah my dinner is ready just in time :-)
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TXC2: how? how on earth have I made it 6 years?
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Tandtroll_OG: Wonderful <3
TXC2: SOUNDS!
TheWriterAleph: ZOUNDS!
Didero: I was just gonna mention that there's usually music :p
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Pravikun: Jump around! Jump around! Jump up jump up and fall down!
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BlenderMTL: xounds?
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betweenmyself: What timing. Just finished watching Karl Jobst’s latest video examining the new minecraft speedrun WRs
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CAKHost: Parkour hype!
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the bois (and speical guest JoeKim) are back in town, Parkour town that is.
TehAmelie: did they find anything of note?
TehAmelie: i wonder if there's people examining like, relay race record videos on youtube. . .
TXC2: on youtube? maybe, IRL? 100% yes
CaptainSpam: A four-player Parkour? Interesting.
TXC2: welp looks like it's gonna be a 160p day today :p
Serifina: Gooooooooood morning
TXC2: Hello Serifina
LolCamAlpha: jlrrCoolgame
kaivex: It's parkfour.
betweenmyself: @tehamelie was mainly talking about how one of the new WRs didn’t use f3 to bring up information used by most MC speedrunners
ExachixKitsune: sergeLurk
TehAmelie: or is it parkparkparkparkourourourour?
malc: oh I hadn't seen Serge's lurk emote. very good
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
beowuuf: sergeLurk
brieandbacon: Ding!
TheWriterAleph: AND SERGE
KiaStirling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
KiaStirling: 7 months! That's... idk 7 months I guess
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randomfandomtigerdragon: WEEEEEEE!!!!
SergeYager: aaaaaand Serge :D
Genie_M: and Joekim!
malc: And JoeKim?
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
CaptainSpam: AND JAMES!
SergeYager: and JOOOOOOOE
stevestein: AND CHAT!
malc: And Cow! wait no. RIP Cow.
Elenodul subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months, currently on a 80 month streak!
Elenodul: thats a lot of months. Thank you for all many years of entertainment
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RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
TXC2: Hello James
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: o7
LolCamAlpha: Good morning, James
Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun Good morning! Would you mind if I sneak in a tiny announcement about my modpack? :)
randomfandomtigerdragon: Pogtime
TehAmelie: i guess internalizing the information the stats screen would give you saves time
TheWriterAleph: Mornin, James!!
Tandtroll_OG: This is one of my favorite LRR intros. Love it
GapFiller: thought yr were taking this week off from Minecraft James? Kappa
TXC2: Hello Serge and Uno and joekim
TXC2: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
GapFiller: hai Serge and JoeKim
brieandbacon: !dos
LRRbot: RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
TheWriterAleph: TO...S?
RandomTrivia: Uno pls
randomfandomtigerdragon: Why not quitty W.I.Ps?
manwichcannon: stiff whips
TXC2: what about quilt-y whip?
Didero: WAIT, RebelliousUno isn't his real name?!
randomfandomtigerdragon: What is Minecraft if not an infinite work in progress
GapFiller: real names on the internet? what is this bullshit
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TheWriterAleph: a brian kibler situation?
stevestein: RebelliousUno's real name is Conformist Uno.
randomfandomtigerdragon: LOL
CaptainSpam: Joseph "JoeKim" Kim?
JohnLockeCole: Same with James Turner Really, we keep finding the other ones
TXC2: xXTheRealJoeKimXx
walkeroftales: next thing you'll tell me that he isn't even a deck of Uno cards
betweenmyself: But if you put your real name on the internet, *they* can find you riffGasp
malc: I had someone who works for me call me "malc" in an email today
RebelliousUno: It's actually more based on the spanish for One
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Rhystic_Buddies: We got there, 2 years
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Serifina: Okay! TOMORROW, I will be releasing the first beta version of my new generalist modpack (barring something exploding tonight)!
RebelliousUno: rather than the game Uno
Tandtroll_OG: I guess Serge is the one most in danger of being ”found”
JohnLockeCole: hello TXC2, welcome
randomfandomtigerdragon: But you can use a real name that isn't yours, *they* will never know
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TXC2: hello JohnLockeCole
ExachixKitsune: But the longer Serifina works on her modpack, the longer I have to get a new minecraft skin.
chrono2x: Yay
TXC2: !serifinapacks
LRRbot: If you enjoy watching or playing, SergeCraft 2, or any of Serifina's other packs that are being played on Mine o' Clock, please consider throwing them a few bucks via supporting on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SerifinaPacks
Serifina: @ExachixKitsune Too late! Get it done! :p
NightWingMistHawk: Yay new Serifina modpack!
randomfandomtigerdragon: Hardcore Parkour!
TheWriterAleph: har cor par cor
Genie_M: is control block enabled?
JohnLockeCole: Parkour!! yayyyy
Didero: First things first: Are command blocks enabled? :p
SquareDotCube: I am absolutely in on the beta tomorrow
ExachixKitsune: Serifina D: <3 Hype
RandomTrivia: "Hey Soaryn, is PvP on?"
malc: jlrrPunch
brieandbacon: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
LolCamAlpha: jlrrPunch
Didero: Punch A Chum!
manwichcannon: for damage boosting clearly
RandomTrivia: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
TheWriterAleph: James is going through Punch withdrawal obv
randomfandomtigerdragon: So what is parkour mode exactly?
stevestein: The first rule of Punch Party is...
kaivex: They punched me right into an ad. :|
TXC2: "it's an older server sir, but it checks out"
Didero: @randomfandomtigerdragon It's a bunch of hard jumps and the goal is to get to the end of the track the fastest
bagospiders: you do not talk about punch party
randomfandomtigerdragon: Ah, so a race
polaris415 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
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randomfandomtigerdragon: Neato burrito
RandomTrivia: WOAH
LolCamAlpha: WOW
CAKHost: "its an older map!" Can't jump on leaves :T
manwichcannon: Whoa they made a map pack
TheWriterAleph: cubbies!
TXC2: gotta go fast was last week James
RayFK: Go team Joe! Beat the normals that I'm used to watching
randomfandomtigerdragon: Haha James go NYOOOOOOM
kumatsu: did someone mention going fast? rayfkSanic
TXC2: hello RayFK
RayFK: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
TXC2: I am also #TeamJoe
RandomTrivia: You're the winner in our hearts, Uno
TehAmelie: blocky leg stumps go brrrr
TheWriterAleph: oooh gauntlet has been thrown
TXC2: Uno is unbeaten in being last Kappa
creasehearst: Uno usually loses the bamboo fights
Didero: Not even 5 minutes in and James is already blaming lag :p
randomfandomtigerdragon: So it's a minecraft maze
Didero: Whereas Uno ACTUALLY has lag problems and he's never complained about it
kumatsu: @RayFK I hope you know that I use rayfkSanic a bunch in speedrun channels
randomfandomtigerdragon: A-maze-ing
BirkaBirkowski: How do you know where to go
Genie_M: little-blocks-of-parkour map
malc: lrrFIRE
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall jlrrFall
randomfandomtigerdragon: F
RayFK: That brings me joy @kumatsu
JohnLockeCole: Serge Winning is an important part of the equation
malc: ljgami1Friendlyfire
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] ooh interesting, you don't die. | while being on fire.
LRRbot: New quote #7510: "ooh interesting, you don't die." —James, while being on fire. [2021-03-02]
randomfandomtigerdragon: LOL
randomfandomtigerdragon: Perfect
CaptainSpam: James got the zoomies.
Genie_M: "we wait, james runs"
AnderKryst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
AnderKryst: MoC Parkour resub
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Didero: Which map is this?
RandomTrivia: You say that now...
TXC2: Didero paradise 2
randomfandomtigerdragon: F
Didero: @TXC2 Thanks!
Genie_M: 3-screen parkour party
RandomTrivia: LUL
heronblademaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to JohnLockeCole! They have given 7 Gift Subs in the channel!
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malc: LOL
RandomTrivia: Heh
TXC2: HAHAHA
JohnLockeCole: Thank you heronblademaster
randomfandomtigerdragon: F
DiscordianTokkan: Hubris!
TXC2: it begins!
NightWingMistHawk: Oh the hurbis :D
randomfandomtigerdragon: The higher they fly the harder they fall
DevInsanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
DevInsanity: 86 months? That's almost.... carry the one.... 87 months!
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beastlyfails: hallo
Genie_M: okay, we're up to a great start
kaivex: You ever just fall into endless abyesses?
heronblademaster: @JohnLockeCole :)
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Serifina: This is hilarious
TXC2: hello beastlyfails welcome
randomfandomtigerdragon: Hardcore Parkour
creasehearst: but is it worse than the single rod of bamboo uno :P
DiscordianTokkan: The rallying cry of Nooooo
Didero: "This one is easier than the other maps" :p
UponMyOath: “Obviously not spacebar” A+ dis serge
malc: !addcount falls yes
SquareDotCube: this is what you do in end cities when you don't have blocks or elytra
Serifina: RIP
randomfandomtigerdragon: Oh Ooooof
malc: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
DiscordianTokkan: Oofa Doof
TXC2: offa and dooffa
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, James has started making Adam noises
Didero: Supercut of James grunting
TheWriterAleph: "ERRNT" has been called.
kumatsu: :kremling death noise:
randomfandomtigerdragon: Awoo (frustrated)
Nigouki: cool cliffs
CAKHost: Just use them to replace the villager sound effects.
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] You probably could make a frustration sound board from this stream.
LRRbot: New quote #7511: "You probably could make a frustration sound board from this stream." —RebelliousUno [2021-03-02]
kumatsu: but what about Maplestory jump quests
Didero: FF XIV has jump puzzles?
DiscordianTokkan: I STILL need to do Kugane Tower
DiscordianTokkan: FFXIV has MEGA jump puzzles.
CaptainSpam: Vicious carnivorous sheep!
NatShido: oh boy, GW2 jumping puzzles are horrendous.
TheWriterAleph: did someone say GW2 Halloween Tower???
Didero: Ooh, Charity Parkour stream!
Genie_M: I remember Maple Story Jump maps....
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Eklinaar: Right Serge? A platforming puzzle in a MMO where people often have significant lag, it's a terrible idea.
TXC2: GIVE 'UM THAT DOLLAR!
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrIcream !
Alma_v: sergePongChamp
randomfandomtigerdragon: Heck yeah!
malc: one dollar less paypal fees
heronblademaster: I used to play CS:Source jumping puzzle maps
Didero: Once again the road to success is money :p
Darleysam: $2 for the second try!
ritchards: 2nd try is $2 then?
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry sergeOffByOne
randomfandomtigerdragon: doodle2Pog
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Darleysam!
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TwitchTVsFrank: nope
chrono2x: nope
DiscordianTokkan: Nope
Darleysam: many thanks, kind gifter! (who I definitely don't know)
PsychoI3oy: we just saw the minecraft not moving
malc: I saw it because I have Serge's chat open :)
Serifina: Heeeeere we go, I knew I forgot to do something! lrrJAMES_SQ
kumatsu: no secret behind the watefall? 0/10, unplayable
heronblademaster: Weird. The stream on the iOS Twitch app is consistently several seconds behind the website on PC
TXC2: oooh good point Serifina
Serifina: :D
TXC2: !findquote waterfall
LRRbot: Quote #1231: "Oh, I see! Waterfalls push you down!" —Paul [2015-12-07]
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to le_humph!
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DiscordianTokkan: James has PRACTICE on these Ladders from Punch a Chunk
le_humph: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
CaptainSpam: Big mood change from "NOOOOOOO!" to "Oh, I made it first try".
TXC2: boy is it disconcerting when we see the inside of JoeKim's face :p
malc: jlrrNo
randomfandomtigerdragon: That's a big oof right there
TXC2: !shhhh
Scarbble: ASMRkour
DiscordianTokkan: PASMR
Genie_M: someone send 5000 bits to james' stream
TXC2: jampu!
TehAmelie: parquiet time
anclag: Afternoon James, Serge, Uno and chat
TXC2: hello anclag welcome
randomfandomtigerdragon: Night here
malc: there totally are people who make ASMR Minecraft videos
kaivex: I think there is an ASMR video of pretty much anything you can think of.
malc: probably true
TXC2: given that there's ASMR porn, I assume there's ASMR videos of everything :p
Cepsys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 37 month streak!
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 is that like rule 34 in reverse?
randomfandomtigerdragon: ASMR is like the wholesome version of Rule 34
CrazyZonie: James? Doing Mine O'Clock? I thought he was going on vacation
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat not exactly reverse, more parallel
RandomTrivia: This IS his vacation, it's one of those outdoor adventure vacations lrrBEEJ
malc: hmm I seem to be unable to lrrCOW
randomfandomtigerdragon: As I aid, the Wholesome version
randomfandomtigerdragon: said*
notbehaving subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
notbehaving: its actually a full year!
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malc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
malc: lrrCOW
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randomfandomtigerdragon: So many subscribers
randomfandomtigerdragon: Woot Woot
randomfandomtigerdragon: 100 bits if James does this next bit first try
SniHjen: just doing the challange again, without missing a beat
randomfandomtigerdragon: Cheer100 A promise is a promise
ypsilonkappa: just dropping by to resub, happy minecrafting you guys!
TXC2: hello ypsilonkappa welcome
ypsilonkappa: bye all! stay safe!
TXC2: so long ypsilonkappa stay safe
ypsilonkappa: bye!
brieandbacon: slime blocks?
Genie_M: good idea!
kainboa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
kainboa: One more for the road
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kaivex: I kind of love the aesthetic of these dyed-concrete trees.
brieandbacon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:03.
TXC2: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 28 (new subscribers: 3, returning subscribers: 25, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 100, new followers: 9
SniHjen: Creeper in a suit is a pretty good skin.
RayFK: No
Genie_M: last one stays
PsychoI3oy: it's easy, just don't be last
PsychoI3oy: lol
TXC2: this is bullying Kappa
Manae: That edge guarding
CrazyZonie: It'd like gang beasts
randomfandomtigerdragon: F
brieandbacon: Now this is pogracing!
TheWriterAleph: Punch-a-Chump
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
TXC2: lrrWOW
cassaclyzm: Wooow
DiscordianTokkan: Hateful!
Serifina: AHAHAHAHA
Genie_M: smart!
polaris415: omg. well played Serge
Scarbble: hahahaha
Serifina: Now that's a galaxy brain move
cassaclyzm: lol
SniHjen: SLOW CLAP
randomfandomtigerdragon: The secret YEET command!
RandomTrivia: Well then
badpandabear subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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polaris415: YEET
Cepsys: op is too OP
Genie_M: oh well
randomfandomtigerdragon: Lurk mode
Eklinaar: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
CrazyZonie: "And this is why no one should give James Admin commands," the narator spoke annoyed.
GapFiller: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
SniHjen: May I recommend the Jump button? I hear it's lovely this time of year
Nigouki: this would be so much easier if you didn't need to do all the jumping Kappa
anclag: So it’s parkour-a-chunk?
Genie_M: are these chunk sized?
TXC2: BLOORF
TheWriterAleph: No jump, no fall. *taps forehead*
Serifina: NO JAMES
Serifina: PLEASE NO
Elenodul: boorf
RandomTrivia: ew
Serifina: I literally cannot watch that
TwitchTVsFrank: please no
Didero: Worse, WE are gonna get motion sick!
chrono2x: This is how I see speedrunners do these
CaptainSpam: ALL OF THE VOMIT
NimrodXIV: vomit vomit vomit
RayFK: Great, vomit time
RayFK: This was a mistake
guy_dudeman: Nice
CaptainSpam: Like, literally all of it. Outside of my digestive system and back through my mouth.
Serifina: I cannot understand how people play like that
Serifina: It literally causes me massive vertigo
CaptainSpam: It is both a gastrointestinal wonder and horror rolled into one.
TXC2: I don't get motion sickness, but I have no Idea how people can play like that
kainboa: i guess you get used to it, kinda like you get used to a particularly bad itch
corwyn256: How can you NOT play on quake pro?
Genie_M: that's the mario galaxy region
TXC2: "you gotta SWEEEM!"
chrono2x: !squeek
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
cassaclyzm: sergeSqueak
brieandbacon: sergeSqueak
Nigouki: is there a lava/magma type of distinction for vomit that's inside and outside of you?
Genie_M: running on fire on tnt
IsaTheEngie: The fire can give you a little extra height if you time it with a damage tic
Genie_M: always a good choice
erloas: I think it's just bile if it's still inside?
kaivex: It's only vomit when it comes out, inside you it's bile.
CaptainSpam: If that TNT primed, James... :p
TXC2: Chat I'm gonna ask to not talk about vomit now please
TehAmelie: or used food
NatShido: James "first try" Turner.
matrixguy_gaming: hi
TXC2: hello matrixguy_gaming welcome
Genie_M: of right - James has particle effects off
SniHjen: and then he tried to land on the wrong thing
TXC2: uno with the pro gamer skip
c0lur3s: whats the server
NightWingMistHawk: !server
TXC2: a private server
TehAmelie: the map is public though, right
TXC2: good old minecraft capitalism Kappa
TXC2: TehAmelie yeap
Genie_M: Private Server, reporting to duty
RandomTrivia: UH
Serifina: ahahahahahahahaha
TheWriterAleph: SLAP
RandomTrivia: Hm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: denied
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: somebody has to stay behind, there's nothing else for it
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Serifina: ahahahahahahahaha
beowuuf: lol
TK_thats_me subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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Genie_M: left
Genie_M: slime and left
TXC2: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: it would be pretty funny with team speedrunning exercises where you have to sacrifice people to get to the end
TehAmelie: (in videogames)
Genie_M: why are particle effects turned off?
TehAmelie: are you particular about pariculates?
TXC2: effects off for smother running?
Scarbble: in canada is it ezed pzed?
TehAmelie: James "Omniscient third person narrator" Turner
CrazyZonie: Do you know the way to San Jose?
brieandbacon: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
Nigouki: TehAmelie I like how you had to specify "in videogames" since sacrificing others to get ahead is just the capitalism dystopia we're already in
Genie_M: should have turned left at Albequerque
kaivex: Somehow that view made me imagine James being the Phantom.
TXC2: I know what you mean JoeKim
TheWriterAleph: oh, gross.
TXC2: there;s your ASMR Kappa
CaptainSpam: But ceilingrun?
Cepsys: ew
Serifina: Groooooss
CaptainSpam: Just jam your hair right in there.
Genie_M: it's .... a thing
RandomTrivia: It's going to take ages to get that out...
TheWriterAleph: don't need gel now
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat welcome
TXC2: Circling yourself sounds dangerous
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: snakes do it all the time, must be safe
CrazyZonie: The recovery is your punishment?
Genie_M: it's not recovery, it's the path
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat yes, 'cause snakes are never dangerous Kappa
stevestein: Do you go left ore right here?
brieandbacon: @stevestein boooo...
stevestein: Your fingers type boo but your mind says ... boo
TemporallyAwry: @stevestein ysbrydPunjail lrrWOW
TXC2: stevestein :D
Genie_M: subtle arrow
brieandbacon: Andy my body. My body keeps telling me yes
brieandbacon: *and
TXC2: Andy, My body......
Serifina: ahahahahaha
Genie_M: wrong way
SniHjen: you didn't turn right
brieandbacon: James just circled himself...
Genie_M: should have turned right
kaivex: Congrats, you get to try again!
CrazyZonie: Even funnier... James led everyone else back to the start.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: like a rocket jump
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Genie_M: bouncy castle
TheWriterAleph: oh that's clever
TXC2: tricksy
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That's cool
TheWriterAleph: that's some videogame-ass videogame right there
LadyMCHall: Pride100 Afternoon! Happy to see more parkour :D
Genie_M: this looks so silly
jackbellinghton: hi
TXC2: hello jackbellinghton welcome
stevestein: In the water?
CaptainSpam: Ah, yes, the famous parkour button-finding. A common parkour thing that parkoursm'ns do!
noSmokeFire: ceiling?
jackbellinghton: it might be on the roof
CodeGorilla: On top of the bookcases?
corwyn256: The button opens a door at the top of the stairs
chickenace11: does it have to be night?
TehAmelie: maybe it's. . .the hardest button to button
Drunkenvalley: Wait until they realize one of the book cases is a painting? :D
SniHjen: maybe there were surposed to be one?
JqlGirl: jlrrBreak
Drunkenvalley: Any speedrun link?
kaivex: They found the way to open the door!
NatShido: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat I'm pretty sure yes.
Marcanius: Maybe a command block is meant to put a redstone torch there?
TXC2: the platonic sigh there
TehAmelie: the soundtrack makes this feel like a Greek tragedy or something
CodeGorilla: Just checked a speedrun; that button is supposed to operate the door, so something broke.
Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun After checking a video - yes, that button was supposed to open the door, something broke there.
TehAmelie: clearly this much handsomeness in one map was too much for the game
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TXC2: OSHA intensifies here
creasehearst: do play in lumbar yards though
TXC2: lrrHERE
TXC2: so SAW, but with parkour?
TXC2: parSAW?
CaptainSpam: Okay, that's cute.
heronblademaster: “I’ve lived here for 40 years and never figured out how to get out.” <newcomer solves first try> “... huh.”
TheWriterAleph: lol shulker goes pbbththth
kaivex: Worst time to develop shulker-immunity.
TXC2: Jumping: it works
RassilonDND: hey chat this parkour map is neat. How many stages are there?
noSmokeFire: jumping has its upsides
TXC2: RassilonDND 100
RassilonDND: nice thanks james and @TXC2
malc: jlrrCarrotmilk
CrazyZonie: Carrot, Carrot, Milk, Carrot, Milk, Carrot, Milk!
SquareDotCube: easy to sell to farmers for emeralds
CaptainSpam: Is there the telltale Nether fog?
TheWriterAleph: parkour h e l l
TXC2: "GET UP HERE!"
Wodar9: does james prefer 1st person perspective for parkouring?
Wodar9: or is that forced
SquareDotCube: nice FOV
SniHjen: and then a ghast spawns in and shoot him off
TXC2: James is always in first person when playing Minecraft
Mistborn83: Hi friends
SquareDotCube: now there's a challenge: third-person parjour
SquareDotCube: parjour
Wodar9: my instinct is that it is easier to parkour in 3rd person
SquareDotCube: '...bah
TXC2: hello Mistborn83 welcome
Genie_M: almost halfway there
TXC2: lrrWOW
NatShido: @wodar9 it's very much not.
TheWriterAleph: jlrrFall
CrazyZonie: Fall Counter
Serifina: lrrJAMES_SQ
polaris415: jlrrFall
Orgmastron: jlrrFall
CrazyZonie: Or do we have a shove counter?
rogerivany: That's what you get for being nice and waiting I guess.
Cepsys: lrrHERE
TXC2: grim fandango art?
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always watching. Waiting. Planning.
TXC2: EVIL!
SAJewers: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make fun of the sun.
CodeGorilla: Ah yes, an important part of every museum: the lava room.
TheWriterAleph: critroleFire
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
SnowbirdMike: look. there is orange carpeting in this museum
chickenace11: was the other part a secert skip
CaptainSpam: JoeKim and Uno are just sitting there wondering what James and Serge are doing.
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: School is not important.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dye the crabs.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: James has given up... :D
TheElrad: James, stop cheating
Serifina: lrrJAMES_SQ
creasehearst: a swiftly tilting james
Serifina: James "Big Cheats" Turner. :p
TXC2: James "Cheats more then I do in age of empires 2" turner
TXC2: take the higher path, just like in Sonic 2
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Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
SniHjen: just hold jump?
TheWriterAleph: just don't jump bad 4Head
Serifina: Right over!
TXC2: don't use the slime blocks that are lies
odhtate: lmfao
Wilcroft: jlrrFacepalm
PsychoI3oy: go go go go go go go noooo
TwitchTVsFrank: elfunkPopcorn
TheWriterAleph: noooo jlrrFacepalm jlrrFall
TheElrad: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
BadWolfBay87: jlrrFacepalm
tyrew0rm: jlrrFall
TXC2: so close
brieandbacon: !ragequits
Orgmastron: jlrrFall
Cepsys: lol, so close
TXC2: there we go
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
SniHjen: ♫ Don't. stop. me now ♪ cause I'm having such a good time ♫
CrazyZonie: Insert "Survive!" Meme
LordZarano: You're not done yet
frnknstn: I love these parkour streams
TheWriterAleph: b e h o l d
TXC2: like Sky sanctuary zone
TheOtherTrevor: Jump
Serifina: What is this, Minecraft for ants? :p
CaptainSpam: I'd imagine there's a zone that'll transport you back to the platform.
SniHjen: is that a sheep?
SniHjen: over on the left, second room
RayFK: Do it Joe
RayFK: Do it
Serifina: Get BEAMED UP
TheWriterAleph: a s c e n d, my friends
CrazyZonie: You fall into one of the teens levels and have to do most of the course over again.
kaivex: Yeah, the later maps work way better for more people, too
TXC2: !addquote (JoeKim) [now] James' face is constantly in my way.
LRRbot: New quote #7512: "James' face is constantly in my way." —JoeKim [2021-03-02]
OldManJohnsonMB: Parkour you say?
TXC2: I'd like to know what those 2 big rings are
TheWriterAleph: s t o m a c h d r o p
kaivex: That would be a terrible place for a slimeglitch
CrazyZonie: This would be a bad time to push Uno off the thing when he jumps
tyrew0rm: "speedrun"
pokemon0megaruby3: hi
Orgmastron: Superman 64!
TXC2: hello pokemon0megaruby3 welcome
rocketjohn: was there a secret room on the right half way down that cave?
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kaivex: The elytra run is cool
TXC2: rocketjohn looked like it to me
creasehearst: C is for Cheating
Serifina: Rank C: For Cheater.
DarthRagnar815: C is for cheating
Mangledpixel: Cs get degrees!
TXC2: !break
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brieandbacon: jlrrBreak
TheWriterAleph: C is for cookie.
kaivex: I mean, cheating, but also waiting for each other.
MolaMolaphant: but lrrbot, I just *took* a break!
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TXC2: and we're back
readyforperfect: i'm lurking and that return from break just scared the heck out of me
TXC2: lets find out, for science
kaivex: Parwhynot?
malc: porqoui?
TheWriterAleph: pork ear
chickenace11: What are they going to do about the wonky iron door if they get there
TXC2: bold assumption we'll get there in time Kappa
kaivex: It should still be gone from when James removed it, right?
TXC2: possibly yes
malc: jlrrPunch
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
malc: jlrrFall
BadWolfBay87: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFall
NightWingMistHawk: Ah the karma of that punch coming back to haunt James :D
malc: bed always calls to me
chickenace11: I said if we get there TXC2
TXC2: chickenace11 touché
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momma_tatts: 18 months of mainly watching this lots have fun in the mines and crafts!
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Wilcroft: James is on fire!
Didero: Go James go!
Statist42: hay friends, is this map made by the same person as the pyramid parkour map?
chickenace11: No Wilcroft that comes later in the run
Wilcroft: LUL
TXC2: Statist42 yes
ExachixKitsune: hadouken
TXC2: Hungry for justice
kaivex: I kinda hope that somewhere there is a restaurant called Victory
Statist42: @TXC2 ty!
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KingKuPaa: wierd, I thought minecraft consited only of punching chunks?
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kaivex: NOW James is on fire..
stevestein: I'm on fire, let's jump on some TNT.
CodeGorilla: Strats!
TXC2: is the next level of difficulty after bamboo kudzu? Kappa
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PixelArtDragon: Is this first time through the course?
TXC2: PixelArtDragon 2nd
DiscordianTokkan: Still don't enjoy THAT noise
creasehearst: huh, the record for this map is apparently 22 minutes 59 seconds, most of the other maps are like ~7 minutes
TXC2: fewer skips I suspect
Didero: Turns out the slowdown was the friends we made along the way
JadedCynic: James! Just caught your PIF stream from last night - congrats on the 200m+ *shotgun* snipe! Also you want special requests? Maybe mess around with grenades before it's all over? (also nice moves! jlrrCoolgame )
Didero: Don't panic, James, you got it
TXC2: "oh right this stupid" he said, at the start of every level
Didero: Wait, how is James floating here?
PixelArtDragon: Turns out James is actually quite good at Minecraft parkour
JadedCynic sits, enthralled by the acrobatics...occasionally uneasy from the acrophobia-triggering falls O_o
CodeGorilla: Invisible floors.
TXC2: prismarine blocks
Lord_Hosk: James has never messed up
noSmokeFire: There are invisible blocks floating above the sea lanterns
LordZarano: @Didero barrier blocks
TXC2: #TheDoorIsStillMissing
Didero: It's weird how Minecraft after all this time still has blocks I've never herad of
Didero: Thanks LordZarano
PixelArtDragon: It helps that they keep adding new ones
noSmokeFire: they're pretty much exclusive to adventure maps. you'd never see one in a regular survival world.
PsychoI3oy: I grabbed a snack, is james still ahead of serge?
TXC2: PsychoI3oy yeap
LordZarano: They're only used in Adventure and possibly Creative modes
Didero: Also my only exposure to Minecraft these days is James's home stream and this stream :p
creasehearst: over a third of the way done
Didero: That's Spanish for "Why not run DOS?"
Trahas: How many levels are there?
TXC2: 100 levels
TXC2: !dos
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malc: !tres
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Ivalenz_: jlrrFall
randomfandomtigerdragon: Go James Go!!1
Didero: It's ok, we can keep ourselves entertained :p
TXC2: !shi
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PixelArtDragon: Is each "level" the size of a chunk?
momma_tatts: James is so good at this!!! Also, he's very good at giving me heart failure while doing so!!
Mangledpixel: !vagh
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CaptainSpam: "Where am I supposed to go from here? Oh, directly forward, I see."
JadedCynic: Maybe next time have Paul 'host' things for us the viewers and HE has the 'scores' in his overlay (and maybe the ability to 'switch cameras' to follow diff competitors)
TehAmelie: straight ahead, the least obvious direction
PixelArtDragon: I'm really happy that we, as a community, decided that when making a joke about different languages made sure to include Klingon.
randomfandomtigerdragon: Are we just on full on racing mode now?
Wilcroft: Was JoeKim... Bamboo-zled?
CaptainSpam: So are each of these levels in one chunk? No wonder James has an advantage. Kappa
randomfandomtigerdragon: @Wilcroft Ayyyyy
kaivex: It could be amusing sometime to do this with someone being "sports commentator"
PixelArtDragon: Get someone who doesn't play Minecraft to commentate
randomfandomtigerdragon: Man the music really sets the mood, I feel hyped as if I'm actually running the course
malc: jlrrFall
CorvaxIsClever: @kaivex someone like Gibb
JadedCynic: These are PERFECT tracks of BGC to accompany the frantic racing pace of this :D
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BillTheCat: just 1.5 years away from 100 months :O
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momma_tatts: You need Alex or Graham to do the commentary . . . or better yet, Adam!
TehAmelie: when you parkour in the Nether, you parkour at 8:1 the scale of the overworld. such impress, very athlete
TXC2: get Heather and Graham to Commentate
tyrew0rm: so is this the Jump-a-Chunk?
JadedCynic: @randomfandomtigerdragon hivemind! :)
randomfandomtigerdragon: Same braincell!
PixelArtDragon: #BlameJames
creasehearst: #blamejames
SniHjen: !advice
LRRbot: Over there, next to the thing.
LordZarano: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
randomfandomtigerdragon: #blamejames
TheElrad: yes, look at us James, you can't resist chat
malc: hey we were off in the other window distracting Uno, don't look at us
brieandbacon: how dare....
JadedCynic: YES, blame us, WE hold the power!!! Muah-hahahahahahaha
rogerivany: #blameJames
TXC2: it's only chat's fault 53% of the time
CodeGorilla: When it's safe to do so again, I could definitely see this being a segment for a LoadingReadyLan.
JadedCynic: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
PixelArtDragon: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Magic the fire.
CaptainSpam: Oh, crap, the museum...
TXC2: CodeGorilla oooooh yes!
MolaMolaphant: wait, was that a baby Manny Calavera??
TehAmelie: on reflection, was there not plans for a LoadingReadyWAN or did i dream that?
Didero: Simple solution: Don't mess up
JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon I like yours more tha mine :D
CaptainSpam: James, you almost one-shotted that.
TehAmelie: also, do yourself a favor and read/watch Blame
randomfandomtigerdragon: Speaking of #BlameJames
JadedCynic: @Didero aka "Just git gud, scrub"?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Who else misses CommodoreHustle?
TXC2: LoadingReadyWAN basically became how we do Crossing the streams now so.......
TehAmelie: i guess
OldManJohnsonMB: I don't think JoeKim is catching up, unless James falls 8 or 9 more time
Didero: @JadedCynic I'm not that much of a jaded cynic :p
TXC2: I got that reference James
malc: jlrrDang
CaptainSpam: Yep, this is the end.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: From one jump short of one shotting it... to every possible miss.
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrDang
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ouch
PixelArtDragon: Let's go Serge!
CodeGorilla: Man, when your recovery needs a recovery, that's rough.
creasehearst: it's pretty much gone at this point
TwitchTVsFrank: wheels are gone
Knightlyvalor: randomfandomtigerdragon I mean, yes, but I also understand why there aren't any.
rocketjohn: james has 100% choked out..
malc: lrrFIRE
TheElrad: you can't do this James, Serge is going to win
CrazyZonie: On good news, this level also ate Serge and co
rogerivany: The Urn is done
MolaMolaphant: ljgami1Friendlyfire ljgami1Friendlyfire ljgami1Friendlyfire
JadedCynic: James: stop, breathe, relax, count to 10, and then get your groove back :D
PixelArtDragon: Look, you can't blame us for this. We didn't start the fire.
TheElrad: James didn't stop the fir
RassilonDND: Picnic panic plunge
rogerivany: Have you tried NOT being on fire ;)
tyrew0rm: james had a 7 level lead...
aconcernedscienceparty: Step in the bubblevator
TXC2: it's St Elmo's fire burning inside and outside kappa
rocketjohn: serge is going to overtake you...
JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon speak for yourself - I'm old ;)
ContingentCat: Breaking news, James says being on fire is bad
CaptainSpam: Serge should've been all "Go away? Sure!" and then he hits level 47. :p
TheElrad: Serge did it James
creasehearst: serge ahead
Didero: Maybe go to the third ladder first?
cassaclyzm: Yeah this kind of big unfun recovery goes away in more recent maps
tyrew0rm: james, go round the corner
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Just use the third ladder, worth it.
TehAmelie: <Johnny Cash voice> you stay the hell away from me, y'hear?
JadedCynic: James, gonna have to goALL the way around the ladder column to the 3rd ladder and shorter jump
DiscordianTokkan: then perish
Mangledpixel: then perish
Mangledpixel: hah
TehAmelie: you gotta be firm with the fire
JadedCynic: James' issue? "haste makes waste"
CrazyZonie: There are THREE ladders! (Said Picard)
SniHjen: it's because you are looking to far towards the wall, it slows you
rogerivany: Isn't there a ladder on the far side of that pillar?
JadedCynic: *cough*
TehAmelie: why does the lava not burn us? is this the fourth verse of Sinnerman?
rocketjohn: almost as if there was an easy way that you rushed past.
malc: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
TheElrad: catchup mechanics
creasehearst: it honked on bobo
ContingentCat: !findquote honk
LRRbot: Quote #6480: "Now chat's all 'TEETH' and honking. What have I done?" —Serge [2019-10-12]
malc: jlrrDang
BillTheCat: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: Yeah, that's why Serge just finished it in one shot forehead. Kappa
CrazyZonie: Noooooooooooooo....
TheElrad: now it's JoeKim's time to shine
Didero: Is there a shortcut anywhere here maybe?
brieandbacon: Teeth?
tyrew0rm: the reset wasnt the issue
malc: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #7271: "If you don't win, you're fired, also have fun." —Ben, as Graham [2020-10-09]
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seanmrwick: well thats an oops
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeGameplay
Mangledpixel: !findquote lava
Didero: Just cheat James, we won't tell :p
rocketjohn: rebell1FILTH rebell1FILTH rebell1FILTH
JadedCynic: If y'all excuse me, I'm going over to Cassandra's place for some drinks - she's got some cool new brand of bitters called "I told you so"... B)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh for a bucket to steal that water source block with... obsidian is better than lava.
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
JadedCynic: break? Hydrate?
TXC2: !clips
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TehAmelie: i understood that reference
ComplexedOne: I think James is done with this now
DiscordianTokkan: Grip it and RIP IT, James
creasehearst: i think that's ashley laughing, not james weeping
readyforperfect: no more relatable content than this
cassaclyzm: Ashley comes in and cracks her knuckles like 'let's do this'
floki4242: did he just walk into the sea
malc: is he getting Ashley's water spray for when he catches fire :P
brieandbacon: He's gonna get Ashley to do it?
ContingentCat: jlrrIcream ?
Cepsys: remember chat, weep time for the streamer is weep time for you as well
randomfandomtigerdragon: elcome bacl
nihilus_42: chair stream
SniHjen: doesn't help that this punishment pit is harder than most other rooms were
randomfandomtigerdragon: Hydration is important
malc: that wasn't a glass of water, it was a glass of *pop*
keroan0: My rice cooker plays that song too
Didero: Don't give up, you can do it!
LordZarano: Ah, a glass of water for the lava. Clever
CodeGorilla: James lives here now, I guess.
TXC2: giving up is for quiters
rogerivany: We live here now.
Didero: Channel your inner Adam
randomfandomtigerdragon: Live laugh Lava
TwitchTVsFrank: giving up is always an option
CrazymattCaptain: is there a way to get that roof access open?
tyrew0rm: serge has powered ahead now
randomfandomtigerdragon: OOF
SniHjen: just fly back up to the start of the level, this is dumb.
PixelArtDragon: Somewhere else, for sure
TehAmelie: hmm how screwed would you be if you managed to put an obsidian block in your path playing with water and lava?
TheElrad: would you say you just bricked that jump?
malc: haha
gavosaur: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:06:35.
randomfandomtigerdragon: When James completes this Imma toss in another 50 bits
cassaclyzm: In this case I #BlameMuseum
malc: jlrrDang
Didero: What can we bribe Jo with to sabotage Serge's computer? :p
PixelArtDragon: I mean, how long would it take James to go to Serge's place, cut the power, and come back?
TehAmelie: James "Down with the spiders" Turner
creasehearst: joekim closing in
RassilonDND: And I dub thee, el spidro gigante
Zu_o: people think James is the villain, but Serge seems to be the antagonist to me
Didero: @PixelArtDragon About as long as it's taking him to beat this level :p
rogerivany: Serge has gotten 20 levels since James got to this level.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Didero: Woo, got there! Welll done James!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Knightlyvalor: Got there!
MelvinMTG: Cheer100
deadly_winchester: Good job James
malc: James is on fire, and no longer on fire
PixelArtDragon: Now it's time for James to come back and win this!
readyforperfect: yay!
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
TehAmelie: now aren't you glad you didn't give up ten minutes ago?
RassilonDND: does anyone else miss the chair stream
SniHjen: why did you wait?
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cassaclyzm: Celebratory sub baby!
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nihilus_42: of course
SniHjen: these last 5 rooms were easier than the punishment pit was
PixelArtDragon: Nonstop! *stops*
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brieandbacon: sergeModLove sergeModLove
rocketjohn: thanks modses
PixelArtDragon: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
momma_tatts: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
deadly_winchester: <3 mods
malc: such a hacker
Cepsys: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
beowuuf: sergeModLove
stevestein: Mods are the true hackers
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
SniHjen: darn!
Knightlyvalor: Thanks mods!
ContingentCat: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
PixelArtDragon: Woah. That's so cool!
JadedCynic: sergeModLove ysbrydMod
PixelArtDragon: James is closing the gap!
TXC2: challenged without being frustrated
RassilonDND: james is closing that gap
momma_tatts: WHOA!! Vertigo!!
OldManJohnsonMB: What happened to J. Turner? How did he fall so far behind?
MolaMolaphant: It shouldn't be harder to reattempt after failure, than to do it right the first time
TXC2: OldManJohnsonMB lava happened
OldManJohnsonMB: Ah Lava, his oldest foe
PixelArtDragon: A good challenge should make you feel like the reason you lost was a lack of a required skill, but also that you have the capability to acquire that skill.
malc: not his coldest foe though
creasehearst: 23 minutes
stevestein: Actually gravity is his oldest foe and that's what happened
malc: game pls
malc: jlrrCoolgame
DiscordianTokkan: Rude
MehallD: god I hated this level
TXC2: gotta go fast
NimrodXIV: run?
quillilian: What boshy time is this??
TXC2: nice
BadWolfBay87: nice
DiscordianTokkan: Nice
corwyn256: I think it says 29:59 on the website
CAKHost: Nani?!
malc: wow that's awful
creasehearst: the current world record run is 22 minutes 59 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrRuVjsBygE
CAKHost: Octo friend!
randomfandomtigerdragon: I'm back from AFK, did James make it out?
JadedCynic: Okay, that was MEAN! :D
NimrodXIV: good octo friend
randomfandomtigerdragon: He did!
TXC2: randomfandomtigerdragon sure did
beowuuf: but joe is now stuck there instead :(
JadedCynic: But also - some of these levels are *GORGEOUS* lrrWOW
TXC2: james has closed that 15 level lead Serge had down to 5
Wilcroft: Has anyone made a "Serge you need to stop, you're at the nice number" joke yet?
Reydien: you fell
malc: lrrHERE
randomfandomtigerdragon: Party50 For getting out of the hellish lava building
TXC2: Wilcroft yes
AmberLampLight: fall in the lava
beowuuf: joe did it!
beowuuf: noooo
brieandbacon: JoeKim just got hitch-slapped?
beowuuf: uno caught up
KitteyWolf: wow the difference in where everyone is is pretty interesting
TXC2: is Uno gonna take 3rd place?
tyrew0rm: use the minecart
momma_tatts: try going on the train track . . .
JadedCynic: okay, that doesn't seem to be the path - go right and go minecart
JadedCynic: aka, James is just as smart as we are :\
randomfandomtigerdragon: That's not saying much >.>
PixelArtDragon: Are all these parkour maps made by the same people, or are there a few different groups?
malc: F
JadedCynic: LOL
RandomTrivia: Welp
Cepsys: F
DiscordianTokkan: F
CrazyZonie: F
BadWolfBay87: jlrrCoolgame
brieandbacon: o7
JadedCynic: EEK
TehAmelie: talk about flyin too close to the sun
JadedCynic: I *hate* those loooong drops into even water...
ContingentCat: somehow I don't think that's OSHA compliant
randomfandomtigerdragon: Tiny bouncy square
SniHjen: did serge fold the side of the light?
RassilonDND: maybe raise one of the doors?
JadedCynic: brb, gonna make supper
TheElrad: get back in the toilet, James
heronblademaster: Raise a trap door to jump from?
malc: lrrGARBO
brieandbacon: lrrHERE
RandomTrivia: How long have we had that emote malc?
creasehearst: @LoadingReadyRun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrRuVjsBygE
SniHjen: now you made it harder for yourself
DiscordianTokkan: Get in the toilet, James, or else Rei will have to do it again, wait wrong genre
malc: randomtrivia: many years but everyone forgets it :-)
RandomTrivia: It's VERY strong :D
malc: lrrCOW ?
ContingentCat: nice
TheWriterAleph: nice
randomfandomtigerdragon: Nice
CaptainSpam: Ladder.
creasehearst: ladder on the dirt
DiscordianTokkan: Ladder on dirt
TXC2: lrrCOW is the one true emote Kappa
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
chrono2x: lrrCOW
TehAmelie: ironic how you said that with a Kappa
stevestein: Way to go, Joe!
TXC2: TehAmelie indeed
malc: oof
beowuuf: lrrHORN
CaptainSpam: James concedes the game to Serge.
PixelArtDragon: Moving platforms!
randomfandomtigerdragon: Hot damn
NimrodXIV: flaming moving platforms
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: frogger!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Can you jump off the last block onto itself?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: nevermind, yep
Didero: So I take it there won't be any more MoC Parkour streams any time soon? :p
TheElrad: Serge is your Winrar
TXC2: this will probably be that last for a while yes
CaptainSpam: Oh god, the video's in Quake Pro mode.
randomfandomtigerdragon: That's a lot of levels
randomfandomtigerdragon: A-maze-ing
SirenSongSeas: Speedruns of minecraft parkour are usually in quake pro
TXC2: Look away chat if you can't handle Quake pro
ContingentCat: gesundheit
randomfandomtigerdragon: Bless you
Didero: Since the stream started half an hour later, is it also going to end half an hour later?
polaris415: music?
malc: ugh that FOV
randomfandomtigerdragon: I get so happy anytime any streamer says they like me Twitch name
CaptainSpam: What I want to see is that stupid door working. :p
Orgmastron: I imagine they don't want to bump up against Talking Sim @didero
creasehearst: it's a very new record apparently, it's from feb 20th 2021
SK__Ren: The high FoV keeps the ground in frame longer making it easier to jump at the very edge of blocks
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Didero: @Orgmastron Yeah, that makes sense
Diabore: is the fov off?
TXC2: Diabore this is quake pro level fov
TehAmelie: it's like i'm watching a DeFrag velocity map
OldManJohnsonMB: This is someone who knows where they want to go and how to get there, that's for sure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i actually can not watch this fov
TehAmelie: strange since this game doesn't have diagonal jumping for infinite acceleration
CaptainSpam: Hm, we were missing a lot of particle effects, it seemed.
CaptainSpam: Yeah, wow am I starting to get a headache from this FOV.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Jumping from a crouch while on slime gives you boosted jump?
rocketjohn: quake mode works nicely on the honey cieling
SniHjen: when you are for enough off of the edge of off honeyblocks, it treats you as not on honey, even if you aren't falling off
CodeGorilla: RNG manipulation, that's all it is. ;)
CaptainSpam: Yep, button was just broken for us, I guess?
TehAmelie: can you get a special keyboard where W is just always pressed? that's gotta be the secret right
beowuuf: just gets stuck at 46 like eeveryone else :p
RassilonDND: i mean you can tape it down
SniHjen: the rest of the video is just 46, and then "I win!"
SniHjen: :D
TehAmelie: no no the keyboard has to be made for it or the key will wear out
PixelArtDragon: You might just be able to get your computer to always consider it pressed
TehAmelie: of course. big hax
PixelArtDragon: Just don't miss 4head
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: The skip is being good
malc: byeeee Uno
TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno
Nigouki: byeeeeee!
JadedCynic: I guess the secret jump strats is "knowing when to NOT jump"
ContingentCat: Thanks Uno, byee
CaptainSpam: Bye, Uno!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: enjoy yourself Uno
Knightlyvalor: Bye!
SniHjen: oh wow, looking at their timer on the left, they just cut off a full 10 seconds
SniHjen: and another 8
beowuuf: bye uno
SniHjen: and another 7... and then 9 in the time it took me to write this
wildpeaks: oh I didn't realize it was a video, I was amazed how good James was playing
TehAmelie: imagine how much practice it takes just to keep cool when you see you're headed for a world record
wildpeaks: spicy
SniHjen: that was STILL -10, WITH that mistake
PixelArtDragon: If you're going to fail, you want it to be because you're bad, not because you were fooled
Tripleyew: 'afternoon, Parkourers, and howdy all
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TehAmelie from what I've seen of speedrunning, the answer is you don't
creasehearst: the one attempt skips might require some momentum they don't have after they fail
RassilonDND: It's also good to know that the world record has enough extra time to mess up a few times during the run
TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
JadedCynic: Yeah, there's two types of these - 1) the 'puzzles' that need time to figure out, and 2) the 'races' - where you know what to do, and just are challenged to make the obvious challenging moves
malc: !findquote flush
LRRbot: Quote #1524: "Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?" —Donner
tyrew0rm: interesting to see that the run isnt perfect, in theory there is a better run to be made
F1SHOR: I thought this was actually James 😂
TheMerricat: be interesting to see the team do one of the parkour maps that the folks are making out of the create mod
JadedCynic: @tyrew0rm you have a point there - there's room for improvement....maybe
TehAmelie: my claim to fame: for a while i held the world record on "Come Sail Away" by Styx (easy) on Audiosurf
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (17m from now).
malc: minicart
SniHjen: yoko blocks
TXC2: gotta have good timing for that one
kdefinition: literally wallrunning in minecraft
ManWithThePlans: Uh, what's with the FOV?
jumpingupanddown: I appreciate a more explorymaps, find your way,
TheMerricat: it tends to be the FOV people use when they do this sort of stuff
TXC2: ManWithThePlans it's at quake pro level
jumpingupanddown: Will you ever do fan-submitted maps?
RassilonDND: we mario galaxy now boys
malc: neat
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Space jump!
TXC2: "USE SPACE JUMP!"
NimrodXIV: oh the water planet is wild
JadedCynic: @TXC2 lrrFRUMP
ManWithThePlans: James, you're too good at this
DiscordianTokkan: It's nice that it shows they're human also
malc: this isn't James, this is a video of the world record run :)
badpandabear: I wonder how that would work in multiplayer, would one player going through the low grav area give low gravity to everyone?
TXC2: and this is STILL a world record, wow
ManWithThePlans: Well I feel silly now
RassilonDND: At least this isnt as bad as dodging lightning in FFX
malc: then simply remove the head
TXC2: fear is the mind killer
wildpeaks: waaaaat
TXC2: what a ski[
TXC2: *skip
BillTheCat: flying is not allowed on this server
wildpeaks: nice
rocketjohn: very cool
Jeezy56: someone stole James' diamond vault!
DiscordianTokkan: Bus your Superman 64 level! -them, probably
Catcard: 👏
cassaclyzm: Thanks for the stream!
MolaMolaphant: that was delightful
Didero: Thanks for the stream, everybody!
Cepsys: cool stream. thank you!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming James
rocketjohn: cheers for the streeam :)
quillilian: badpandabear, the loading up to space probably includes forcing a modified slow fall potion
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Serge and JoeKim
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: thx for the fun!~
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream PrideFloat
TheAinMAP: Than you for streaming.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (9m from now).
malc: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
Knightlyvalor: Thanks!
TXC2: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
CAKHost: thanks!
badpandabear: @quillilian Ahhh that makes sense.
rocketjohn: twitch.tv/joekim
corwyn256: Are you raiding today?
CleeKru: ityc!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (8m from now).
rocketjohn: go give Joe a follow he's good people! :)
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
RassilonDND: rotating card games means he can play every card game without content getting stale
ContingentCat: Thanks James lrrHEART
JadedCynic: o/
malc: and some of them will be upside down
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !discord
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malc: byeeeee
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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LordZarano: @corwyn256 LRR never raids. Also Talking Sim is too soon
TXC2: goodnight Everybody
Juliamon: Well, not "never" as there have been one or two instances, but they're always planned in advance.
Juliamon: And yeah, the nature of LRR's streaming schedule means most shows don't have opportunity for them anyway
priestofzentu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
priestofzentu: baby shower time
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Mister_BlueSky: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (6m from now).
LordZarano: In order of how far they got: twitch.tv/rebelliousuno twitch.tv/joekim twitch.tv/james_lrr twitch.tv/sergeyager
CleeKru: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PixelArtDragon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dared00: signal!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cori and Cameron continue their training day as new director of the Federal Bureau of Control. | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EvgTIoyU4AAsjYq.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1366863531899904001
wildpeaks: paging director Faden
wildpeaks: do not panic, a rubber duck appears to be on the loose
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Does that tweet mean that Cori and Cam are the two directors of the FBC, or are they both part of some other being that is the director of the FBC?
wildpeaks: two sides of the same coin
corianderd: depends on who has the gun
wildpeaks: and chat is the Board
wildpeaks: after a year a quarantine, I'm between a triangle and a circle :D
wildpeaks: *year of
corianderd: those both go in the square hole
wildpeaks: oh god this video :D
johkmil: Now I miss Road Quest again
wildpeaks: drone intensifies
Orgmastron: I wonder what Jimmy's up to?
Orgmastron: lrrFINE
Juliamon: I hope he's well
LordZarano: 2020Pajamas
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I too wonder what Jimmy's up to. There was that letter writting thing that they did sometime this last year
silkandstone: Oh hey I heard it was just out
silkandstone: I still need to read Memory of Empire
wildpeaks: where do you put the batteries ?
LordZarano: But that's not important right now
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> February's askLRR is live! | Reminder if you're a YouTube Member to check out the our YouTube channel's community page to submit questions for the March Episode. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2t6bQ612aU || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1366865125190164480
wildpeaks: does it understand voice commands ?
Dared00: father, I can't click the book
wildpeaks: what are its hopes and dreams
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snailkane: I'll have to watch this in the vods but I hope you'll be having fun!
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Robot_Bones: Assuming Direct Control
PixelArtDragon: I have a buuk but I think it's broken, it's not doing anything no matter how much I poke it
wildpeaks: hacking brains for fun and profit
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Hawkwreak: Vsync actually being helpful... that's.. new!
SK__Ren: "Technicolor Yawn"
CleeKru: i cams a bit quiet again?
wildpeaks: behold, a scene transition
CleeKru: *is cam
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Brains are... strange things. Maybe they were a mistake?
CleeKru: or is it just me
SachielOne: Reminder: Control is in this month's Humble Choice Bundle.
johkmil: I had a buuk, but it is defective. I closed it the wrong way, and now it won’t open.