malc: neat
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Space jump!
NimrodXIV: oh the water planet is wild
JadedCynic: @TXC2 lrrFRUMP
ManWithThePlans: James, you're too good at this
DiscordianTokkan: It's nice that it shows they're human also
malc: this isn't James, this is a video of the world record run :)
badpandabear: I wonder how that would work in multiplayer, would one player going through the low grav area give low gravity to everyone?
TXC2: and this is STILL a world record, wow
ManWithThePlans: Well I feel silly now
RassilonDND: At least this isnt as bad as dodging lightning in FFX
malc: then simply remove the head
TXC2: fear is the mind killer
wildpeaks: waaaaat
TXC2: what a ski[
TXC2: *skip
BillTheCat: flying is not allowed on this server
wildpeaks: nice
rocketjohn: very cool
Jeezy56: someone stole James' diamond vault!
DiscordianTokkan: Bus your Superman 64 level! -them, probably
Catcard: 👏
cassaclyzm: Thanks for the stream!
MolaMolaphant: that was delightful
Didero: Thanks for the stream, everybody!
Cepsys: cool stream. thank you!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming James
rocketjohn: cheers for the streeam :)
quillilian: badpandabear, the loading up to space probably includes forcing a modified slow fall potion
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Serge and JoeKim
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: thx for the fun!~
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream PrideFloat
TheAinMAP: Than you for streaming.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (9m from now).
malc: !uno
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Knightlyvalor: Thanks!
TXC2: !homestreams
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CAKHost: thanks!
badpandabear: @quillilian Ahhh that makes sense.
corwyn256: Are you raiding today?
CleeKru: ityc!
TXC2: !next
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rocketjohn: go give Joe a follow he's good people! :)
TXC2: !events
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RassilonDND: rotating card games means he can play every card game without content getting stale
ContingentCat: Thanks James lrrHEART
JadedCynic: o/
malc: and some of them will be upside down
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LordZarano: @corwyn256 LRR never raids. Also Talking Sim is too soon
TXC2: goodnight Everybody
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Juliamon: And yeah, the nature of LRR's streaming schedule means most shows don't have opportunity for them anyway
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Mister_BlueSky: !next
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LordZarano: In order of how far they got:
PixelArtDragon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dared00: signal!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cori and Cameron continue their training day as new director of the Federal Bureau of Control. | 📷 ||
wildpeaks: paging director Faden
wildpeaks: do not panic, a rubber duck appears to be on the loose
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Does that tweet mean that Cori and Cam are the two directors of the FBC, or are they both part of some other being that is the director of the FBC?
wildpeaks: two sides of the same coin
corianderd: depends on who has the gun
wildpeaks: and chat is the Board
wildpeaks: after a year a quarantine, I'm between a triangle and a circle :D
wildpeaks: *year of
corianderd: those both go in the square hole
wildpeaks: oh god this video :D
johkmil: Now I miss Road Quest again
wildpeaks: drone intensifies
Orgmastron: I wonder what Jimmy's up to?
Orgmastron: lrrFINE
Juliamon: I hope he's well
LordZarano: 2020Pajamas
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I too wonder what Jimmy's up to. There was that letter writting thing that they did sometime this last year
silkandstone: Oh hey I heard it was just out
silkandstone: I still need to read Memory of Empire
wildpeaks: where do you put the batteries ?
LordZarano: But that's not important right now
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wildpeaks: does it understand voice commands ?
Dared00: father, I can't click the book
wildpeaks: what are its hopes and dreams
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Robot_Bones: Assuming Direct Control
PixelArtDragon: I have a buuk but I think it's broken, it's not doing anything no matter how much I poke it
wildpeaks: hacking brains for fun and profit
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Hawkwreak: Vsync actually being helpful... that's.. new!
SK__Ren: "Technicolor Yawn"
CleeKru: i cams a bit quiet again?
wildpeaks: behold, a scene transition
CleeKru: *is cam
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Brains are... strange things. Maybe they were a mistake?
CleeKru: or is it just me
SachielOne: Reminder: Control is in this month's Humble Choice Bundle.
johkmil: I had a buuk, but it is defective. I closed it the wrong way, and now it won’t open.
LordZarano: "The Board" which takes the form of a large inverted pyramid
wildpeaks: chyrStairs
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Further reminder: Control is well worth playing. Source: I enjoyed it.
wildpeaks: oh no, controllers are duplicating
wildpeaks: was a clock seen nearby
SK__Ren: Did someone get the controllers wet? Didn't the old shop keeper say not to get the contollers wet?
CAKHost: What is a controller anyways?
johkmil: This is the right game for controller issues.
johkmil: The title screen is mocking you.
wildpeaks: so you're saying we'.. out of conrtol
CAKHost: Don't plug your controllers after midnight!
wildpeaks: I love this font
chaotic_good_ferret: @loadingreadyrun hi, I'm trying to give away steam codes, would you or anyone you know want a copy of peaky blinders mastermind or cyber hook?
PixelArtDragon: Excellent dancing, Cori!
wildpeaks: sergeChair
Juliamon: !codefall
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The_Color_Twelve: sick moves
CleeKru: @SachielOne every time i want to cancel they have another good game....
CAKHost: Oh I just notice that the N and the T are combined
Robot_Bones: Cori Turned in to ClapTrap
CleeKru: welp have to continue my classic subscription i guess
CAKHost: Or merged in a weird letter humonguli
xerjen: Welcome to connecting cables with Cam and Cori!
wildpeaks: three-sided USB plug would fit this game
TehAmelie: if you want to have a strong logo, give your thing a title that's one word with seven or nine letters and the middle one is a T
LordZarano: the NT ligature is certainly interesting
EvilBadman: Thank god the new xbox controllers embraced USB-C
CAKHost: There is the Door to the Dinosaur Past!
SachielOne: Nah, he's gonna fall into the mirror dimension
Ivalenz_: I like how the 'T' is the middle of the word and splits the logo in half.
johkmil: This font is okay, but the in-game font that shows up when you enter a new area is great!
Darleysam: we livestreaming the Navidson Record now?
TheMerricat: Is Pump19 still alive? Last time I tried playing with Codefall it was having issues
EvilBadman: That button on top of the controller is the sync one, try holding for 3 sec
CAKHost: Don't come in! I'm Pairing!
LordZarano: CON TROL
wildpeaks: is it sentient
nyperold: Or he'll enter a wardrobe and be in Wonderland, whichever.
wildpeaks: and if so, is it friendly
KevinTheShark: Wait... I just got here, we doing chair stream? sergeChair
Anaerin: This Control-ler
Ivalenz_: "The video game's title uses tightly spaced caps from ITC Avant Garde Gothic Bold with an NT ligature."
wildpeaks: "there are only two controllers", he said
CAKHost: tornado just takes him to Oz
EvilBadman: If the controller has a 3.5" jack on the bottom then it has bluetooth, otherwise no.
wildpeaks: ohh
CAKHost: I see blinky!
SachielOne: Maybe he needs to restart the game for it to see the controller?
elquis_merl: i thought it started in 15 minutes did i miss muich
wildpeaks: may I be an heretic ans suggest.. *gasp* keyboard ?
Darleysam: there is some irony in being unable to find a working controller for this game
KevinTheShark: Or... use a long usb micro cable Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: People in the past being like "man can't wait for wireless controllers".
TheMerricat: Codefall | Generation Zero® (Steam)
wildpeaks: the game may have eaten the controller
silkandstone: Control was jealous of controller for its three additional letters
thetoastmonster: use mouse and keyboard?
wildpeaks: the controller is just social distancing
johkmil: The keyboard controls for this game are not good, so it’s worth spending some time finding a controller.
Kaorti: has anyone made an "unanticipated controller shift" joke?
KevinTheShark: Hah! I called it
SachielOne: Zero too first break of 17 minutes
thetoastmonster: oh I thought that was a tiny volcano
2Flower: I'll miss Cameron.
bytecaster: Should be 1 right
djalternative: this is 1
EvilBadman: Ash Lake, DS1, i think
LuveenW: whoa Cameron looked really concerned there - is everything okay?
Kaorti: 1
djalternative: ash lake
KevinTheShark: sergeChair sergeChair sergeChair sergeChair sergeChair
DionysusRevelry: the sub ocean
EvilBadman: Good news if Cam gets a cord, it should just resync to the PC after he disconnects the cord. Should.
PixelArtDragon: This is from the actually 100% optional (and hidden) area
TehAmelie: double hidden, even
bytecaster: It is also in an optional area.
elquis_merl: also cam i had issues with motion sickness with control as well it when i tried to play with special lighting settings you get with the 20 series cards if your using that
Kaorti: Ash lake is ridiculously missable
TheMerricat: Codefall | PC BUILDING SIMULATOR (Steam)
wildpeaks: oh don't let Alex hear this, he has.. opinions about 2 vs 1
Anaerin: Difficulties, of the technical variety.
Kaorti: It's double hidden
Dared00: maaan, I hope that after this whole kerfuffle, Control doesn't make Cameron immediately nauseous again
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Mister_BlueSky: 2 wasn't great at launch, it's much better now.
BanditoHorse: Majula is the best
EvilBadman: Bloodborne rewards aggressive way more
wildpeaks: I hope Bloodborne comes to PC one day, i'd really like to play it
BanditoHorse: I still don't like ds2 that much which is too bad
thetoastmonster: @TheMerricat thanks very much for PC Building Simulator!
bytecaster: You hear "Seek, Seek, Lest" and you feel right at home
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Kaorti: *everyone* huh?
TheMerricat: Enjoy @thetoastmonster :)
Kaorti: there's a theme here
PixelArtDragon: I'm sensing a theme here
Gekyouryuu: I hear monster hunter tak
bytecaster: A lot!
Kaorti: angry big bois
Gekyouryuu: talk*
thetoastmonster: There are 3.
wildpeaks: as the legends foretold, Cameron returns victorious, having defeated the controllers demon
Henshini: all of them. they're universal
PixelArtDragon: There are too many USBs, so we need a new standard Kappa
SachielOne: A, B, C, Mini, Micro
thetoastmonster: Usb, Usb 2, and Usb 3.
bytecaster: God, I wish
Darleysam: we rating all the monsters on a scale from Chunky to Anxious?
KevinTheShark: its Micro
Anaerin: Yes, you're looking for Micro.
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SquareDotCube: mini can die in a fire now
EvilBadman: Older android, yeah
Anaerin: The small flat one with the two teeth on the bottom.
KevinTheShark: Some android use USB - C
TehAmelie: don't forget Printer USB slot
SachielOne: Mini is pins on the device, Micro is pins on the cord
wildpeaks: math is hard
EvilBadman: Most stuff has "graduated" to C now, thank god.
PixelArtDragon: USB C is good, though.
innovativemethods: mini is what printers use.
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Dozerdell: So how's that Blaseball going?
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innovativemethods: you can tell it's not mini because it's *HUGE*
TheMerricat: Codefall | Genesis Alpha One Deluxe Edition (Steam) ----- Codefall | Rover Mechanic Simulator (Steam) ----- Codefall | Space Run (Steam) ----- Codefall | Tacoma (Steam)
SquareDotCube: In standard fashion, TI still uses Mini. Which makes me ask a gigantic WHY
innovativemethods: which makes it mini. because apparently full-size B is... even bigger?!
BanditoHorse: C is also a lot stronger, as long as you don't crush it
wildpeaks: now it only has two sides instead of three
KevinTheShark: C seems better, if not only for that reason
vellebastet: Hello!
Kaorti: no more inexplicable trinary symmetry?
elquis_merl: yeah C is super useful in dark and easy to not break
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innovativemethods: C is worse in *every other regard* though
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Creideiki_SE: What if, while we wait for the playing of video games, we listen to Finnish metal from video games?
vellebastet: What did I miss??
Stormthius: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:59.
Kaorti: technical difficulties
innovativemethods: USB-C is not one cable, it's forty cables that all look the same.
wildpeaks: usb hot takes
SquareDotCube: I'm just glad thunderbolt decided to fit within the USB-C form factor
Anaerin: "Connector"
xerjen: USB thingimabopp
The_Color_Twelve: standard
TheMerricat: Standard
Unas84: how excited are you for Cameron to get to 'that' part of the game? (though we won't get there today)
SachielOne: Standard?
PixelArtDragon: Modern Kappa
BrindleBoar: they fought Sphinx Kappa
ritchards: obXKCD
wildpeaks: ominous
KevinTheShark: @innovativemethods Its a series of tubes!
EvilBadman: i know this is Talking Sim, but we're being nice about not spoilin' right?
SniHjen: sounds like they are playing Controllers, instead of Control
TheMerricat: That was an evil Cam laught
empyreon: lrrCAMERON
wildpeaks: very sus
Unas84: was that a good or a bad Cam laughh?
Gekyouryuu: the osi protects people from the league of calamitous intent
elquis_merl: normalllll
wildpeaks: definitely not a cylon
PixelArtDragon: Chat? NORMAL?!
Anaerin: A cable!
gibbousm: Look its a Cameron
johkmil: Nothing is going on here!
Anaerin: And it fits!
KevinTheShark: *cough*
vellebastet: oh hi
johkmil: lrrFINE
Halabast: What's that word? "Nourmal"?
DionysusRevelry: Cameron: cause a ruckus!
BanditoHorse: hello. "cameron"
PixelArtDragon: Which number clone is this?
Plasterboard: If it fits, we sits
Kaorti: this is what? cam mk 5?
PixelArtDragon: I MEAN. Hi, Cameron
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TehAmelie: i spent all that time figuring oit how to write COΛꓶΓROL. time well spent
djalternative: hello "cameron"
johkmil: Nice to see you, “Cam”.
vellebastet: lrrHEART
elquis_merl: hello entirely regular cam
Kaorti: who in chat
Kaorti: who in chat has learned to cut their own hair?
Kaorti: I have!
TehAmelie: i have learned to shave it
SerGarretCameron: I remember doing that, and I eventually got done with sitting on it.
bytecaster: Me too :D
SniHjen: waist length? are your hair bamboo?
wildpeaks: until last year, I thought everyone knew how to do that
KevinTheShark: Honestly Cam, that sounds cool AF
Creideiki_SE: Does "run a trimmer over it every two weeks since quarantine started" count?
vellebastet: I only get a haircut like once a year anyway, so..
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logophile99: Oh Hi Cam
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Kaorti: wut
PixelArtDragon: I haven't had that since I was less than 3
TehAmelie: strangely little known fact, your head hair usually grows for seven years, so after that time it's as long as it's going to be
TehAmelie: though mutations are pretty common
Yakster221B: Oh, hi folks
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
Kaorti: I miss my long hair. I cut it for a job search, and now I'm balding. :[
ritchards: by the way, the floor has holes
Darleysam: oh that's just the music video for Gantz Graf by Autechre, don't worry about it
Foxmar320: Hello Cam and Cori
wildpeaks: typical student having a gap year there
EvilBadman: Gap status: not minded
gibbousm: its a hungry boy
vellebastet: @foxmar320 Hello!
logophile99: shoot thing you don´t like with your virtual gun
Yakster221B: I'd call it a hostile, weird blobby thing
SachielOne: It's pain, mostly
wildpeaks: void puppy is having the zoomies
Foxmar320: Hey vellebastet !
gibbousm: you cannot kill those things, only run
Kaorti: and the pain too
TehAmelie: my headcanon is Jessie has been taking every arm and leg day in her life very seriously to prepare for this day
vellebastet: sykLaugh
fubargames: It has a health bar. That's not a great sign for potential friendship....
EvilBadman: But you can always run away from your problems
nyperold: I cut my forehead hair, my mustache, and less frequently, my beard.
SniHjen: your feelings?
gibbousm: pick up the phone
wildpeaks: moshi moshi
EvilBadman: Ahoy hoy
Angnor33: Haven't we built bombs capable of killing literally all the ideas?
Yakster221B: What a neat phone
gibbousm: obey the mighty bakelite
BanditoHorse: Is The Board just Station Management from Night Vale?
TehAmelie: ah, i liked that cutscene of the phone ringing in the empty room with the chair. such symbols, very wow
SniHjen: you can go into the menu to view the ENTIRE cutscene you just saw
thetoastmonster: ah, the classic nosebleed from using telekinesis
UncannyJimjams: Director Zachariah "Pull Yourself up by your Bootstraps" Trench
SachielOne: There are longer versions of the Trench cutscenes in the archive's multimedia section
2Flower: You JUST named them the Hiss an hour ago and already we have official paperwork
34Witches: hsssss
TehAmelie: say did we find that painting that commemorates the house being "discovered" in 1964?
Anaerin: Oh, I love file [REDACTED]
BasilHunter: @2Flower my thoughts exactly
GirlPainting: Hey Cameron, what power and toughness is your Shellephant?
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SquareDotCube: the rifle-propelled grenade is a heck of a choice
r10pez10: hi director, hi chat
Unas84: thanks for the [REDACTED] mods
UncannyJimjams: @2Flower If memory serves the only files that refer to the Hiss as such are these research papers that Emily compiles. You named them to her so I guess it makes sense on some level? It is definitely odd though
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Yakster221B: Ah damn I need to get on that
TehAmelie: i saw a video with a parkourier lifting his body weight by his fingertips multiple times today. . .
PixelArtDragon: Wait, didn't WE name it HISS? Who wrote these reports?
r10pez10: emily did
RomanGoro: Good question
Kaorti: Emily pope
Kaorti: see the right side of the screen
TehAmelie: the power of the director transcends chronology
Creideiki_SE: The Director named it The Hiss. Of course official research reports follow The Director's directives.
r10pez10: jesse has that weird power where she can name something and everyone just sort of starts calling it that
PixelArtDragon: Oh right, WE aren't Emily, but huh.
SniHjen: the Director named it "hiss", so that's the offical name of the bureau. and always has been
nyperold: Who WILL wrote these reports?
djalternative: on the right you will see a compiled by and a by order of
TheMerricat: Emily created these and they were created by here because we told her to.
RomanGoro: Also good question: why are the documents redacted if Jesse is the director? And my theory is that they're redacted for the player, not for Jesse
TheMerricat: her even
r10pez10: also i think jesse talked to emily in a cutscene earlier
vellebastet: Connotation vs denotation
DionysusRevelry: It matters to Cameron
johkmil: So the agents use, the hiss utilises?
Kaorti: yeah, Emily was the person we gave the 'hiss' name to.
Ferisar: what did the moleman do to you?
TehAmelie: the director only runs the human section of the Oldest house. that leaves her subordinate to the Board as well as the house itself
SniHjen: I like the idea that WE, the player, is the entity that Jesse talks to.
Yakster221B: Good example Cameron, I'll keep on the watch for morlocks in my area
djalternative: oddly, being director of the FBC ≠ high security clearance.
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Foxmar320: oh good lethal
34Witches: Good old lethal [REDACTED]
Ferisar: cause lethal in magic the gathering
Ferisar: is how i choose to read it
vellebastet: Cam and his burps
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
wildpeaks: wooow
vellebastet: Grooooossss
Yakster221B: Very good bitterLOL
Foxmar320: wow
Kaorti: y. plz
BanditoHorse: hello highlight reel lol
Kaorti: plz stahp
vellebastet: sykLaugh
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Gnuttor: There is more where that came for
nyperold: Probably not how Merry and Pippin meant it, but sure.
TehAmelie: tfw you're not sure they redacted stuff because making up specific names and numbers was too boring, because there's plot elements they want to hide from the player or because they couldn't be bothered to figure something out
SniHjen: "exploring a NEW area of the house" "EXPLORING a new area of the house"
r10pez10: i think so yes
EvilBadman: It's where I was born. Does that count.
corianderd: yes
r2gamer2: I didn’t know control was an SCP game
jessieimproved: I think the redactions are purely atmospheric
Kaorti: yeah, something odd happened in the US embassy. it was poorly explained.
nyperold: "You've seen a lot of plateaus and sloping hills before, but this one's a butte."
UncannyJimjams: I can say from experience with travel regulations that agent will never get reimbursed for the whiskey
djalternative: @r2gamer2 long story short, yes
EvilBadman: Third Encounters was Devil's Tower Wyoming. Which is a big Butte, not not the montana city.
TehAmelie: motel minibar whiskeys would be the most expensive liquor you can get on the streets of the US, wouldn't it
SniHjen: This is where all the letters to santa ends up :D
Unas84: ah, the book club :D
Foxmar320: Red = foxmarWELP foxmarNOV
Creideiki_SE: If they are "frequent", are they really unanticipated?
Ferisar: oh i remember these
TheMerricat: - book was created for game @corianderd
TehAmelie: i got the impression everyone in the book club read completely different books called Unless You
Ferisar: yep
Kaorti: yep
Unas84: right?
kdefinition: Uh
UncannyJimjams: Definitely remember to go back to these book reviews at the end of the game
raaabr: That has peak David Cage on Blade Runner vibes
vellebastet: What?? That's not a reason..
Yakster221B: God I need to see No Country for Old Men...
Ferisar: i love dead letters
Foxmar320: huh
johkmil: Dead letters is the best
SquareDotCube: a literal deus ex machina
Rhynerd: What model of Lawnmower does this person have?
TehAmelie: Dead Letters sounds cool and horror-y i guess but i like the Paper Street nomenclature
Gekyouryuu: this sounds like it'd be good as a Dave's spokesman bit
Darleysam: next Desert Bus, we need a Dave's Spokesman reading of these
Gadora: The "I had a dream" thing starts like a Dave's Spokesman speech.
niccus: AU Ian is powerful
CleeKru: so dead letters is a try to keep tu supernatural away from the outside world?
wildpeaks: "I had to use the dialing plate on God" is such a sentence
thetoastmonster: what does god need with a starship?
BanditoHorse: oooh dave's spokesman
The_Color_Twelve: wow
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: UM
Yakster221B: Dead Letters really ARE the best
wildpeaks: praise belopa
Foxmar320: Where can I get this fish?
randomfandomtigerdragon: All about that bass, huh?
PaperDoopliss: God bless whoever's job it is to sift through those
s0lesurviv0r: God requires an N64 rumble pack and a Sega Saturn memory pack
thetoastmonster: is it just me, or does this guy sound a lot like Ian ?
ZethRuss: the volume on those in game movies is realy low
jmhodges: No game sounds are coming though
innovativemethods: An actual object of power -- the singing fish!
thetoastmonster: @jmhodges oh yes they are
SniHjen: game sound is EXTREMLY low
Foxmar320: There are game sounds it's just low
Kaorti: volume is just quite low. my home volume is cranked way up
Ferisar: yeah he is
Foxmar320: Yes
UncannyJimjams: He is
s0lesurviv0r: yup
wildpeaks: it is very good
Darleysam: he also played Will Scarlett O'Hara in Robin Hood Men In Tights
Foxmar320: Caspers voice actor is Dr Darling
better_seasons: Yep and trench is max payne
s0lesurviv0r: duck and cover
Foxmar320: Matthew Porretta = Dr. Darling and voice Alan Wake
TehAmelie: hey, this really happened i believe
djalternative: typically, these audio only collectables are heard in full when first found in world
SniHjen: you know what sucks? going to the toilet, the building shifts, and you exit into the dead letters department, and you have to WALK all the way back to your department
Yakster221B: Lovely little office in The Void
Yakster221B: Oh it's just a big cylinder, not The Void
better_seasons: Wow the way Cameron reacted when he saw the next film was thershold kids... just nope out of there
Dared00: Anna Coke chamber
bytecaster: Only Pepsi
niccus: realistically that's a really inefficient use of sound bafflers, fictionally i want in this room
Rhynerd: @snihjen and what if your department changed floors too?
EvilBadman: Is Pepsi ok
BrindleBoar: Yeah definitely no Coke in the Oldest House
Rhynerd: Pepsi is not okay either
LordZarano: Anechoic chambers exist for both audio and for radio
Kaorti: brands: super dangerous
niccus: god, what if they allow RC Cola
vellebastet: Anti Coke chamber?? That's an anti Velle chamber
BrindleBoar: Marsh Mallowm'n
TehAmelie: now i'm picturing everyone lazily teleporting through the control point system to get to their favorite bathroom and such
djalternative: it's darling presentations and hotline messages that have extended versions in your collectables menu. also, you should always check the hotline messages because they're usually super useful
niccus: or, shit, what if this is faygo territory by necessity
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
SquareDotCube: (Butte is landlocked)
nyperold: Suddenly, Chester Cheetah.
TehAmelie: there's a typo, "Oceaniew". seems deliberate
34Witches: A █ █ █ █ █ █ , of course!
BrindleBoar: vomit-based ownership
BrindleBoar: can't be worse than capitalism
delta__vee: so many questions, don't want to know the answers to any of 'em
Yakster221B: "No more questions"
TehAmelie: i guess they got the stuff that was still wet
PixelArtDragon: Well, the janitor, whom we know is interesting
wildpeaks: heck yeah, reading's cool
DionysusRevelry: no, that guy just had a meeting to get to
thetoastmonster: I'd be disappointed if you didn't
Kaorti: wouldn't have it any other way
djalternative: yes. read all of these and watch all hotline messages
LordZarano: Vicera cleanup detail: Control
KevinTheShark: Ahti's work is both mysterious and concerning
Gekyouryuu: I climbed to the top of Mt. Everest, peed on the highest spot on earth, and now own everything in the world
SachielOne: I think holding down Start when that prompt is up makes it go straight to the new document
Dared00: IIRC, if you hold the inventory button, you go directly to the new document you picked up.
Kaorti: And here we see why it's worth having the bureau here, with all the danger.
Dared00: ninja'd ;D
Kaorti: sure, the building might kill you, but our funding will always be granted.
Creideiki_SE: Yes, opening the menu fast enough after picking up a document goes directly to it.
oneiropticon: How far in to this run is it?
TheMerricat: Codefall | Endless Space 2 [DIGITAL RETAIL] (WW) (Steam)
Ferisar: like two hours @oneiropticon
oneiropticon: Cool, thanks
SniHjen: Note: when Arti is, well, saying wierd things, it's because it's a Finnish idiom, that he translates into english
SniHjen: Ahti is Finnish
TehAmelie: extremely Finnish
TheMerricat: Codefall | Homestuck Pesterquest (Steam) ---- Codefall | Kingdom Two Crowns (Steam) ---- Codefall | Love Letter (Steam)
oneiropticon: But I haven't heard him say Perkele even once!
Kaorti: @TheMerricat Thanks a bunch, grabbed ES2
TehAmelie: his swearing is on another level
TehAmelie: Jessie pegs him as Swedish at some point, amusing everyone in the Bothnia area
randomfandomtigerdragon: Disclaimer: Do not get past this current lockdown.
nyperold: Yes, Jesse, but if we lifting them prematurely...
nyperold: *keep lifting
SniHjen: Theory: Jesse is immune to the hiss, because she is already possessed, by the player.
TheMerricat: Enjoy @Kaorti :)
Kaorti: oh, I will!
SirenSongSeas: And that's a theory: A GAME THEORY
s0lesurviv0r: lifting lockdown? *sweats in texas*
richard_ermen: The...Janitor!
niccus: if you are (mumblemumblespoilers), then you too can break past lockdown like her here
KevinTheShark: Ahti! My dude!
richard_ermen: I love him and his walkman ^^
Mister_BlueSky: Jan Itor
Yakster221B: Very sloshy noises here
CleeKru: thx for the code @TheMerricat !
TheMerricat: Enjoy @CleeKru :)
s0lesurviv0r: the DMCA hates his walkman
wildpeaks: good ol' totally normal generator
Creideiki_SE: Ahti is immute to the Hiss because, as a Finn, he has the power of Metal.
KevinTheShark: Well thats nice and ominous
Kaorti: Remember: a Finn's vacation is sacred.
TehAmelie: he does have headphones
Foxmar320: Control points
TheMerricat: It just told us on the screen to do it at the control points, you didn't gget to see it because we went into menu too quick :)
Mister_BlueSky: Is there not gonna be music in that one part?
Kaorti: afraid not, it's copyrighted
TehAmelie: there's some suggestion Ahti is an agent of a higher power. . .like Finland
Mister_BlueSky: :(
djalternative: yeah. we talked about ahti being a god of portals? last week
TehAmelie: "Almighty Janitor" is even a whole thing at TVtropes
Kaorti: makes me think of Lu Tze from Discworld.
djalternative: no. but ahti was a specific god from folklore. I forgot which
Kaorti: "the sweeper"
HundreydAundre: Cool. Control-LRR Two: Episode 1
SniHjen: The janitor always has the highest security rating, he needs to clean your office, and around the powerplant, after all :D
corianderd: djalternative we were talking about the word janitor being derived from Janus
TehAmelie: truth. i was a janitor at city hall for two weeks and they let me in literally everywhere. alone.
Kaorti: @djalternative there was a discussion on "janitor" being abstracted from Rome's
Kaorti: Janus
djalternative: that's it
Foxmar320: Yes... she said words
Foxmar320: :P
techstorm45: yes, I understand all of what she said.
Mushbie: @loadingreadyrun there are some videos in the "hotline" tab that have some interesting information, especially about the maintenance sector when you get there.
vellebastet: She got louder and talked faster. haha That was cute
ContingentCat: yes I understood all those words
KevinTheShark: "Ahti" is also the name of the Finnish god of the sea and fishing
Kaorti: even worse, she probably thinks that that explanation means something to people
HundreydAundre: Persona seems a bit off. Does it stand out from her facial animation too?
Foxmar320: Darling acting sus
CleeKru: Codefall | Yoku's Island Express (Steam)
Darleysam: @KevinTheShark which, in is probably in no way connected to the lead writer's surname
TehAmelie: dang, you can see the outlines of multiple locked skill trees
nyperold: So Health Reimbursement Arrangements might keep you from becoming Hiss, eh? Good to know.
wildpeaks: yeet mastery
djalternative: yeah. possibly the most important information you get is inside the "hotline" collectables menu
Unas84: also went for the full yeet-tree, fun gameplay :)
EvilBadman: Unlock Chaos dunk
Mushbie: @foxmar320 "Dr Darling was ejected"
BrindleBoar: the best defense is killing your enemies with their own offense
TheMerricat: Codefall | Outward Soundtrack (Steam) Codefall | Outward - The Soroboreans (DLC) (Steam) Codefall | Pandemic: The Board Game (Steam)
KevinTheShark: Who do you mean @Darleysam ?
RandomTrivia: Ah, I see I've arrived just in time to get another cup of tea!
RandomTrivia: Hi friends
Kaorti: hullo
TehAmelie: yeetology is great fun. with the special difficulty sliders set so your MP regenerates even slightly faster it gets silly
xantos69: Ok, just got here what have I missed so far?
TehAmelie: we talked with the creepy smiling boss lady
wildpeaks: controllers mischief
wildpeaks: and we picked up the phone
TehAmelie: also we caught up on mail. i think that's taken up most of the time
KevinTheShark: We read a lot of the documentation
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Zappeljakob: Do you also hear the Voices? Quite...intriguing
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TehAmelie: cool technology! the book Unless You seems to give the reader a prediction of their own death. i'd never have picked up on that without the wiki
corianderd: same
johkmil: Was Samson the guy in the doorway to the pneumatic room, then?
TehAmelie: hecked if i know :x
wildpeaks: oh it would be perfect if so
CleeKru: @TheMerricat could you check what i whispered to you?
corianderd: yes he was the guy we saw murdered by the floppy disk
johkmil: The review said something about being killed by a thrown cylinder
CleeKru: yeah by some kind of vacuum right?
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TheMerricat: - spoilers except chat has already shared them :)
TheMerricat: has the fates of all three reviewers.
johkmil: I don’t want to spoil the other ones for myself.
CleeKru: Codefall | Pandemic: The Board Game (Steam) (from @TheMerricat claimed accidentally)
Mister_BlueSky: I'm gonna read all the Dead Letters because I'm sure I missed some.
RomanGoro: corianderd are you planning to do the whole game on TS or just a couple of streams more?
djalternative: I mean, talking sim is a fully spoiled stream
corianderd: @RomanGoro the whole thing
RomanGoro: Awesome
Mister_BlueSky: Neat.
ZealousCrow: o/
Foxmar320: Welcome back
Juliamon: DLC as well?
Dared00: hello!
TheMerricat: Remedy is good with it's hidden lore shit, I remember geeking out over the hidden crap in the first two Max Payne games (before Rockstar turned the 3rd one into just a GTA murder simulator)
ContingentCat: still alive
better_seasons: Swiminly thanks Cameron
KevinTheShark: Splendiforously
Sly_chocobo: Not too bad, but thanks for asking :)
elah806: I'd rather not talk about it
emily_t_g: I got here over the break
djalternative: oh. we have to cover DLC
ZealousCrow: I just got here, but I'm not dead yet.
Foxmar320: The DLC is real good
Gekyouryuu: my hands are freezing but otherwise i'm ok
TheMerricat: Codefall | Splendor (Steam) Codefall | Splendor - The Cities (DLC) (Steam) Codefall | Splendor: The Strongholds (DLC) (Steam)
Masslost: they put words in my shooting game
KevinTheShark: It has really good lore, really good design?
Kaorti: strong theme setting?
RomanGoro: This game is what the kids would call "entirely your shit"
Mushbie: because the game has more flavor than most food
KevinTheShark: Ahti! My dude!
Invitare: AH AH AH
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Cam, do you want us to tell you how to unlock some costume stuff? (When you reach those points of course.)
Sly_chocobo: Does anyone know what languate Athi is actualling speaking?
johkmil: Finnish
Gaz_L: Finnish
richard_ermen: Isn't it finnish?
Creideiki_SE: Finnish.
spethycakes: Suomi
Gaz_L: Remedy are based in Finland
Sly_chocobo: Ahhhhh, I wasnt sure, had a heck of a time understanding it
KevinTheShark: Finnish god of sea and fishing i believe
PendelSteven: 'Ello
Sly_chocobo: Lots of very weird phrases and idioms
johkmil: I like that you are told from the beginning that you are the janitor’s assistant, aka the director.
TheMerricat: "In Finnish mythology, Ahti is a heroic character of Finnish folk poetry. Sometimes given in folk poetry the epithet of Saarelainen. Ahto is also a Finnish sea god. The connection between the heroic and godly Ahti and Ahto, if any, is unclear."
Gaz_L: Yes and No
oneiropticon: She is definitely talking to us.
Kaorti: she's talking to the triangle effect
Invitare: wait is the Janitor an all-powerful terrifying being in this game? Is this Scrubs?
vellebastet: That is a nice touch
Sly_chocobo: Huh @TheMerricat The more you know!
nyperold: A Pony Wal... portable audiocassette player.
Foxmar320: Yeah what Cori is saying
djalternative: yeah. she's def not possessed by the player
ArcOfTheConclave: could the white triangle entity be you?
wildpeaks: yes, these are definitely words you're saying
34Witches: BBCs?
Mushbie: but it's glass
KevinTheShark: Break the windows?
2Flower: I think it’s kinda both. On a plot level it’s an entity but on a thematic level it’s us.
xantos69: I think it is a fair read to think of "the white triangles" as the player avatar in the game. But what does that mean when we are controlling the player?
Kaorti: boots.
barringtonstabb: Been going through old LRR stuff recently, thanks for being a ray of joy in these *gesticulates around* times
oneiropticon: she's talking to a separate entity, who we play. the entity we play is controlling/guiding her.
Foxmar320: Clearance 02? Guess we break glass
Vyous: The entity she communicates with exists at times when the player doesn't, so I don't think it being the player lines up
johkmil: The entity is more than the player, it does things that the player can’t.
Rhynerd: Cameron, if you were actually a collection of sentient white triangles, would you tell us?
richard_ermen: Are we still a 100% spoled stream?
Foxmar320: I love just doming someone out with random stuff
PixelArtDragon: "Call the ambulance. But not for me!"
johkmil: It could be Cam, though. I don’t know what Cam can do.
Gaz_L: She's on fire!
Dog_of_Myth: That never gets old. :p
KevinTheShark: Since you levelled up the throw, its pretty much deadly now
Kaorti: Gotta appreciate some good hard-wearing boots.
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vellebastet: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: Chat don't read this line if you don't want spoilers but canonically Jesse is talking to Polaris - this doesn't become explictly stated till near the end of the main game.
KevinTheShark: I think you just ran out of stamina
Kaorti: we've got limited yeet energy, that's all.
BrowneePoints: That was a GOOD sound
wildpeaks: it definitely wasn't a terrifying sonud at all
wildpeaks: *sound
oneiropticon: You can also hit them by pulling things to you, smack them coming and going.
BrowneePoints: we call that the old "Bingo Bongo"
ZethRuss: Cam, you don't actually have to pick up anything specific, you can use the power without targeted items
wildpeaks: express delivery
richard_ermen: Experience...BEEJ!
Kaorti: twofer!
Foxmar320: I love that if Jessie can't find something to grab she just rips concrete from the floor/walls
112 raiders from Seabats have joined!
EvilBadman: Bonfire Litted
TehAmelie: just ripping and tearing whatever's closest
the_fanerdic: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
accountmadeforants: seabatBRAIN seabatSKYLADY
Dog_of_Myth: Hola Raiders
Foxmar320: Welcome Raiders!
KevinTheShark: Hey Adam!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: yea, it will auto grab environmental objects for you without targetting
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
Gaz_L: hi Adam + friendos
Butternades: Hello Radiators
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Kaorti: real statement of power that
flikerz1: Adam was showing us his toilet.
Juliamon: Hello trogs!
BrindleBoar: shortgun
KevinTheShark: Shatter is like a shotgun. its very handy
rosesmcgee: I just want to reiterate: you can use down on the D pad to change the shoulder/arm for a better camera angle around cover
Dared00: you have to hold to construct
wildpeaks: who needs more guns when one gun can be all guns
Mushbie: you have to hold to construct
CleeKru: @Butternades Raidiators?
TheMerricat: Codefall | The Lord of the Rings: Adventure Card Game (Steam) Codefall | Train Simulator: MRCE BR 185.5 (DLC) (Steam) Codefall | Valkyria Chronicles 4 Complete Edition - Retail - [Digital] - (WW) (Steam) Codefall | XCOM: Chimera Squad (Steam)
Butternades: I’m feeling a bit cheeky today @cleekru
Foxmar320: That had to hurt
the_fanerdic: Oh I see. You have superpowers.
TehAmelie: the mold is serious business
TheMerricat: Last dump of code for a bit chat, Steam has rate limited me :)
danisfine: o hi Cameron, Cori, are you having a good time?
Rhynerd: Can’t weaponize those bigger fungus chunks?
Easilycrazyhat: Mind bullets!
KevinTheShark: But what about the power, to move you
Jeezy56: tele-k-what?
PendelSteven: Well not quite my game
PendelSteven: Bye bye for now
PendelSteven: Have fun! Good luck! Bye bye!
Gaz_L: How about the power of flight? That do anything for ya?
TehAmelie: imagine being hit with a fire extinguisher so hard it explodes
TheMerricat: Have a good one @PendelSteven
logophile99: are you young nasty man or wonderboy?
RandomTrivia: Take care PendelSteven!
wildpeaks: at least it would be quick
Dared00: @TheMerricat grabbed Valkyria Chronicles, thank you so much :D
KevinTheShark: What was that noise?!
TheMerricat: Enjoy @Dared00 :)
Gaz_L: I believe this is the only one of these that is optional
BrindleBoar: gottem
CleeKru: lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: foxmarFALL
Yakster221B: time for Pit
SachielOne: IT'S A TRAP!
KevinTheShark: Ahhhhhh yes
Gaz_L: Or is that the other one?
Kaorti: same
TehAmelie: learning to dodge is optional in this game. whatever that may tell us
The_Color_Twelve: horse tornado thank you
Juliamon: I wish mods had the power to specify !advice because this one's in there
Yakster221B: Horse Friend bitterHype
EvilBadman: First select the pistol, then select your horse
accountmadeforants: Let's see if we can hit this one, yeah
accountmadeforants: !advice
LRRbot: Be less on fire
richard_ermen: Ahh, so nice to have the Board do a Tutorial for us.
Anubis169 coughs
RandomTrivia: Ah useful, a VROOM button
wildpeaks: amazingly, we weren't a jill sandwich
Foxmar320: Yesssss
Unas84: @LoadingReadyRun btw, is this the full version of the game, i.e. with the DLCs?
Anubis169: Juliamon: what would you like added to !advice?
wildpeaks: and I spoke too soon
Boon_33: airdash exploits
SirenSongSeas: Air dash
Anubis169: like the exact wording
richard_ermen: Also can double evade, can't you?
KevinTheShark: Not evading hard enough
RandomTrivia: *squdge*
CleeKru: i think i have to pay my humble monthly a little eraly this month. my god is thie game good
Easilycrazyhat: Crunch will continue until morale improves
richard_ermen: In comparison to Quantum Break, this really ios another good one.
Yakster221B: Golden enemies are immune to attacks. Unfortunately, you are not immune to grenades.
Dog_of_Myth: Horse Friend
Kaorti: jump with your mind!
KevinTheShark: It'll get so much better lates
richard_ermen: If you think this is weird, it gets weirder further in.
KevinTheShark: ^later
Gaz_L: Friendship with Ahti ended, now Horse is my best friend
richard_ermen: Also...that soundtrack...mhmhmmm
BrindleBoar: chest tho
wildpeaks: chyrCube
wildpeaks: yessss
Dared00: here we GOOOOO
Juliamon: Anubis169 "Cleanse the merry-go-round hors object of power." It's about 2/3-ish down the !advice list.
Kaorti: do it!
cambo212: oh no
KevinTheShark: OH GOOD
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Gaz_L: Correct answer, Cam
ContingentCat: oh no
Kaorti: yaaaassssssssssssssssss
Creideiki_SE: YEEES!!!!
InquisitorGaia: i love these
UncannyJimjams: OH YES
Yakster221B: barbYikes
Anubis169: remove that one?
Unas84: Threshold Kids!
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Anubis169: oki
Juliamon: No
Ellipseis: Threshold Kids PridePog
Anubis169: oh, add it in
Anubis169: gotcha
Juliamon: I just wish I could call it directly
Zappeljakob: the kids^^
TheMerricat: I like that we are visible in the reflection of the tv
jmhodges: Control is so good
Juliamon: the way we can call quotes
emily_t_g: so this is how my day is gonna go
Anubis169: oh i seeeeeeeee
Anubis169: !quote cleanse
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mizzytastic: lets all agree to never be creative again
Saulens181: I think I need to play this game for myself sometime
Anubis169: balls, that's changed then
richard_ermen: Awww, it's the Board ^^
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHERE
KevinTheShark: Like me!
Anubis169: !advice Cleanse
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Anubis169: oh well
Tangsm: Yeah, so what's with your dog, Topher?
snowmonkey99: and it runs on modems
TehAmelie: the aerial dash is the point i think where the game manages to become "both" SCP and a game about jumping around and blowing up bad guys with as much style as you can manage
nyperold: Oh man, dial-up modem noises. Sort of nostalgic, but not missed.
CleeKru: can someone explain the name threshold kids to me? in a game like this i expect it has some kind of meaning?
cambo212: is this just control mocking talking sim, cam as topher, cori as meg?
Jeezy56: Endut! Hoch Hech!
richard_ermen: Remember..."for kids!"
EvilBadman: Only 90s kids remember the nightmare sounds of a modem
Gaz_L: Oh good, we're now logged into AOL
KevinTheShark: The dialup sounds trigger me a little
tenthtechpriest: MOM DON'T PICKUP THE PHONE I'M PLAYING STARCRAFT. sorry, deeply ingrained reaction.
Ellipseis: I feel smarter already! or at least some other pressure in my skull...
Kaorti: we always need more Rangers cam!
Gaz_L: Open door to reveal Ahti in same pose
Dog_of_Myth: @tenthtechpriest I know that feeling
Easilycrazyhat: Ahti is great
UncannyJimjams: well hey there David Lynch janitor
nyperold: It was better than no internet access, until it became no internet access.
TehAmelie: the most understated congratulations: jippii, saatana
Gaz_L: She says that like the two roles are different
richard_ermen: Ahti knows ALOT MORE than he lets on.
Sasha_conyst: ahti is great
Jeezy56: now if I've learned anything from Finnish black metal, saatana means satan
Zappeljakob: At least with Ahti it still feels like everything is all right
KevinTheShark: Well. It's good that she's spending all her time cleaning up the Oldest House Kappa
richard_ermen: Hihi, all those weird finnish sayings ^^
CosmoHelix: I have a feeling Ahti will be putting the Janus in Janitor I see
Easilycrazyhat: Do grouse's sons get stale quickly?
ghyllnox: We get to kill rats in the basement!
Gaz_L: Fun fact, the weird turns of phrase Ahti uses are Finnish proverbs and such, just translated literally
oneiropticon: Ooh, he really is Finnish!
Kaorti: um. pensioner?
KevinTheShark: Thats a phrase and a half
Unas84: perkele!
DandyGeek: Ahti’s my fav
wildpeaks: totally normal power plant
BrindleBoar: Yes. A very normal power plant.
johkmil: I love that Ahti tells you just how things work, but you don’t know it.
UncannyJimjams: @kaorti yes, pensioner-- it's a great weird thing they should find along the way
KevinTheShark: Did he just hear her thoughts?
raaabr: Did he just read our thoughts
Ellipseis: is he reading our thoughts?
Easilycrazyhat: Yup XD
Rhynerd: Yes.
EvilBadman: Sure did. Again
Darleysam: Ahti's role reminds me so much of The Stranger in The Big Lebowski
KevinTheShark: @raaabr high five
TheMerricat: @Ellipseis very much :)
richard_ermen: Perkele!
raaabr: @KevinTheShark *high fives*
richard_ermen: Hihi ^^
Saulens181: finnish curse word
oneiropticon: Obscenity.
Unas84: common finnish swear
Saunabath: a swear word
Makimachine: Curse word
Yakster221B: Finnish for something
PixelArtDragon: Is he reading our thoughts, or are the thoughts said by a character both of us can hear?
djalternative: I love that ahti hears our inner monologue
niccus: it's a word seasoning
TheBearBee: It's really interesting listening to ahti's lines in hindsight
wildpeaks: hey hey, don't burn me
TheMerricat: "Perkele means evil spirit or variation of words "god damn" in Finnish and is a popular Finnish profanity. It is most likely the most internationally known Finnish curse word. "
richard_ermen: Perkele basically means "god damn"
Yakster221B: My dad says perkele
Foxmar320: Ahti best character
Yakster221B: ^
richard_ermen: Ahti best Ahti!
Unas84: what @Foxmar320 said
Easilycrazyhat: tbh, I don't really get the reason for that particular "short cut"
Kaorti: glad to have people here to translate Ahti
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
oneiropticon: It seems to have the variable usage of Fuck in English.
richard_ermen: Ahti is this game's Tom Bombadil. Someone who knows what's up, but can't be arsed to do anything about that.
djalternative: oh right. burn the trash. that means chance for fashion
Yakster221B: I haven't seen too much of Ahti, but they certainly seem very fun
Tangsm: Walk it off.
DeM0nFiRe: You have friends. Friends have rocket. Now you have rocket! Sharing is fun!
KevinTheShark: Perkele is almost as good as Malakas Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: In the face
techstorm45: man those headshots are brutal
TehAmelie: i imagine Ahti deliberately parses all the magic junk in mundane terms as a way of staying sane
richard_ermen: Malaka!
DandyGeek: Ahti’s not gonna trouble himself with anything that might interfere with vacation time
richard_ermen: Also, I really like how the game makes headshots count ^^
Masslost: well cam just acted like FedEx there with a fragile box
Easilycrazyhat: I missed the beginning, have we upgraded the yeet to work on grenades yet?
KevinTheShark: Nicely done
Foxmar320: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
Angnor33: lol
Kaorti: I love how you can change your angle of attack by timing when you release
Foxmar320: Thats just science
The_Color_Twelve: works every time
Tangsm: That way the teeth don't get in the way of the bullet.
BrindleBoar: Easilycrazyhat no, we're one point short
Mr_Horrible: it seems a very satisfying 1-2 combo
xantos69: Somebody write that down.
Yakster221B: Shoot 'em right in the gargler
Easilycrazyhat: @BrindleBoar Rough. Thanks.
BrindleBoar: oh. Were, I guess. Could buy it now.
Gaz_L: This process can be complicated if their teeth are not all contained in their head at the time
CleeKru: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
theinvisiblevoice: "Burn the trash" is very good
elquis_merl: cams so violent killing all these innocent his monsters
djalternative: it's the yellow ??? area
Foxmar320: The yellow ???
TehAmelie: i got so lost in the reactor area. despite signs everywhere
KevinTheShark: It is identified by yellow diamond
Dared00: Yellow diamond on the map, bottom left
KevinTheShark: yellow diamond on map is your friend
richard_ermen: We'll be in here soooo often anyway.
Foxmar320: Map is not super helpful but the signs are
TehAmelie: hehe, doody
djalternative: now, head into the "hotline" menu for the actual message
Creideiki_SE: Map makes it seem like you can just walk between two areas just because they are next to each other. Lying Euclidian geometry...
wildpeaks: this kind of cutscene has a longer version in the hotline menu
SpacePotato01: spooling up that attack.
BrindleBoar: LUL
LordZarano: !patreon
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Gaz_L: Yeah, if you go to the menu there's a more full version of all the FMV scenes
RandomTrivia: @SpacePotato01 *polite applause*
Kaorti: me and this roll of industrial cabling have an appointment with destiny
Rhynerd: My bet: Astral Plane
KevinTheShark: It just entered a spacial tear and will suddenly appear elsewhere
Easilycrazyhat: "...I'm the director"
ContingentCat: speaking of coming down, is ceiling egg still up there?
TehAmelie: they need this cable in Valhalla
Kaorti: someone hasn't seen the new portraits out
SpacePotato01: @RandomTrivia *bows*
Rhynerd: You’ll get a tutorial for a new power and have to dodge being hit by that spool
Dared00: I absolutely love the power plant lore, and the fact that you can just miss the entire thing is just wild
ZethRuss: I probably spent half an hour looking for that door ...
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun that scattered message about the explosion can be heard in full in the collectables menu like the darling presentations
Easilycrazyhat: The Clog
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "The hiss? That's catchy" "Yes. That's the problem"
ContingentCat: gesundheit
Foxmar320: Nice
Kaorti: The Clog huh
KevinTheShark: Curious whether Salvador is a vague Dali reference?
TheMerricat: I love the NPC's in this game, not all of them are Ahti, but they are all 'characters' with character.
Gaz_L: "Uh Ms Director Ma'am, you keep staring at me and not talking for like 15 seconds at a time..."
SpacePotato01: the Dutch.
Kaorti: lots of proper nouns
TehAmelie: the Klog
Ellipseis: full of clogs. the shoes, that is
wildpeaks: a category 4 captain's log
nyperold: Wooden shoes, then.
xantos69: For some reason....I find that even grosser.
oneiropticon: By and large, if your question is "what is causing ---" the answer is broadly the Hiss.
KevinTheShark: A wooden clog.... great for Sabotage Kappa
Gaz_L: Friends
TheMerricat: It's a Cronenburg.
Gaz_L: They want hugs
TehAmelie: heh on the 1-5 category scale of dookers the klog is at least a 7
Kaorti: file under "do not punch"
Foxmar320: Love it when the hive send cursed thralls at us in waves
KevinTheShark: These guys are just exploding bags of fun
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Waves in Cursed Thrall
theinvisiblevoice: that's a very good introduction to new enemies
vellebastet: I love the distortion
jmhodges: Did that site get cleansed? I thought the red went away
wildpeaks: now you're thinking with cube
Foxmar320: Cube
KevinTheShark: The square hole thing tilts me out every time
Foxmar320: Praise the cube
Kaorti: that meme
DeM0nFiRe: Please put it in the triangle hole NotLikeThis
ZealousCrow: lmao
RandomTrivia: I love that video so much, it's perfect
TehAmelie: gold cubes are indestructible. so appropriate
Gaz_L: Weighted Compan- Power Cube
cambo212: just plug it right in there
wildpeaks: boop'd
Yakster221B waves at an indeterminate amount of narwhals in a trenchcoat
TheMerricat: Just in case anyone hasn't seen it, this was what Cameron was just refering to -
Easilycrazyhat: Violent part maintenance
wildpeaks: percussive maintenance
SachielOne: So, when do we find the threshold that goes to the Xenomorph dimension?
KevinTheShark: btw, you dont have to wait for the item to get to you before you throw it.
Gaz_L: Fair warning the explosions do a LOT of damage
TehAmelie: i haven't figured out if the dodge has any i-frames but it feels like it
accountmadeforants: Dodge once, shame on me, dodge- can't dodge again
Gaz_L: Tip: if you grab something behind those guys, they can't dodge on the incoming pull
KevinTheShark: I do love the house shifts
SachielOne: Next, on Unfuck the Oldest House...
SachielOne: *Unfuck this
Easilycrazyhat: oooh, fire
richard_ermen: It's like we're banishing brutalist architechture Oo
Easilycrazyhat: Ahti's always rockin' the tunes
djalternative: here is a chance for fashion I believe, right chat?
wildpeaks: uhhh
Steelwolf171: That was too close
Gaz_L: Definitely a normal fire
JKBalch: "Hazardous biological material? Why do we even have this!"
vellebastet: bamf
tenthtechpriest: it went in the square hole
nullvoid8: @djalternative fashion?
richard_ermen: Trust me my dear, the oldest house doesn't care one bit about the environment.
Dared00: this game is very pretty
vellebastet: um
niccus: it's fine if you can create more environment
xantos69: I think it would smell like burnt sinuses
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
TehAmelie: in an infinitely fucked house the degree of unfucking is always going to be near-infinitely small. . .
BrindleBoar: LUL
Foxmar320: lol
WalrusOntheCourt: Is this a tre-bucket? For throwing buckets?
wildpeaks: task failed successfully
TheMerricat: It's not as if we are in the same plane as the earth, I'm sure whomever is breathing in our pollution won't care.
mycosect: what's the worst thing that could happen from wearing no PPE and chucking hazardous material into an incinerator?
Gaz_L: They're just big tubs of Ecto Cooler
wildpeaks: exactly as planned
KevinTheShark: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders
WalrusOntheCourt: Strong nose
TehAmelie: yeah that carousel horse don't lrrEFF around
oneiropticon: Oops, did I accidentally a concrete pillar?
nullvoid8: it's fine. The Foundation is made of stronger stuff
StarlitGhost: built different#
KevinTheShark: Im glad you dont ACTUALLY have to touch them
vellebastet: Almost there
ZealousCrow: It's fine, probably
djalternative: oh no. this puzzle gets a weapon mod for grip
TheMerricat: Oh I remember Paul in this level trying to find the last barrel.
Kaorti: Ahti probably knows what he's doing right?
PixelArtDragon: It's okay, you're never touching the barrels yourself
Easilycrazyhat: There's an audio log up top, too
wildpeaks: the barrel is just happy to see us
WalrusOntheCourt: The barrels are made of indestructium.
TehAmelie: or maybe Ahti just knows he's as doomed as the Chernobyl mining team
kdefinition: No thanks, i don't want to go to Botulism City
Gaz_L: Sealed in ALL the freshness
djalternative: Now is a good time to mention there are secret puzzles within Control that reward cool things
ZethRuss: theres a good recording in that room
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, this is where you can get one of, if not the best mod
Kaorti: there's a sound file in the furnace room too
JKBalch: Neat radio record in this room
wildpeaks: ^
KevinTheShark: Everything.
Easilycrazyhat: There's a recording by the fire
djalternative: You can burn some TVs
Alienfirst: there's some tvs that should be burnt, just sayin' ;)
TehAmelie: just left of the furnace
BrindleBoar: he can't access all the TVs yet anyway, may as well leave it
Easilycrazyhat: Passed it
EvilBadman: That collectible is radiation poisoning
vellebastet: Collectibles lrrHEART
Easilycrazyhat: I never went behind the fire, huh
Gaz_L: at the vac tubes
Alienfirst: oh that's right! i forgot that some of the tvs were a bit off the path
Rhynerd: Don’t worry about it
djalternative: If you find TVs with fire on them, burn those too
Easilycrazyhat: ok then XD
wildpeaks: well fudge
Rhynerd: “This song sucks.”
wildpeaks: now we'll never know why it smells like bacon
Gaz_L: I assume we've decided upgrading health is an admission of weakness?
WalrusOntheCourt: Every time she seems to break something, it sounds like someone is knocking down metal water bottles.
TehAmelie: ah yes, it's a spectacle fighter, after-action-report-horror game AND Metroidlike
KevinTheShark: I'd indulge in some health, certainly
jmhodges: The launch stuff is pure value
Foxmar320: lol
Dared00: yeeeeah
richard_ermen: Its interesting how Cam doesnt got for any sort of health upgrade, which might come to bite him.
Creideiki_SE: Maximum yeetage?
SachielOne: But more energy means you can throw things more times.
xantos69: show me any world where more launch is not correct.
theinvisiblevoice: the game is 100% completable without any health upgrades
rosesmcgee: why throw things more if you can throw them harder?
Ciancon: Yep, good call on the uogrades
nullvoid8: @xantos69 trick question, it doesn't exist
Kaorti: cam used rock on guy!
Foxmar320: Heard what?
xantos69: It was super effective.
SirenSongSeas: Do you enjoy... rock?!?!
2Flower: We have now reached the throw stuff with puns stage of this game.
rocketjohn: anyone who heard it now has a rock in them.
Masslost: these guys suck at rock paper scissors
oneiropticon: Try grabbing things from behind enemies to throw
wildpeaks: I guess the other person played scissor
rocketjohn: Masslost their papers were clearly not in order
Masslost: @rocketjohn agreed
Gaz_L: Good ol' rock, nothing beats rock
Foxmar320: Gross
Easilycrazyhat: eww
niccus: this is why you don't use flushable wipes to clean your thoughts
Gaz_L: The Great Mighty Poo
BrindleBoar: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: Dander-Poop
xantos69: Oh he didn't like that.
Kaorti: died of gross
Foxmar320: Extra gross
RandomTrivia: Uh
KevinTheShark: Nice
DeM0nFiRe: WutFace
Dared00: you got CLOGGED
Fofo57007: gross
Easilycrazyhat: *Danger-poop
CrazyZonie: Ooooo... a living Fatberg. (BTW, fat bergs are a thing in sewers.
TehAmelie: feel the power of poo
BrokenGolem: HypeFire
vellebastet: whoops
Creideiki_SE: Attack the weak spot for massive damage!
Foxmar320: The giant butt pooped on you
richard_ermen: Things not to do....attack from a close distance.
KevinTheShark: The good thing about a fun.... is that you can be at a distance Kappa
mycosect: rogueb10Lipsticky rogueb10DIED rogueb10Lipsticky
Gaz_L: It was all a dream
KevinTheShark: *gun
Fofo57007: so we are drainx
Kaorti: The Clog will remember this
accountmadeforants: So, how's that rank for worst ways to die?
InkyGhoast: what never happened *innocent eyes*
mycosect: not getting paid enough for this shit
SpacePotato01: the shot of the blue machine coming into view is so good though. The colors and lighting just work so well.
Gaz_L: Just remember Cam, the glowing weakpoints are definitely not corn
CrazyZonie: is the fatberg singing?
techstorm45: control doesnt come with smellovision?
SachielOne: Hey, is that Mike Rowe's body in the corner?
xantos69: Oh...smells like burnt rubber and old socks.
BrokenGolem: The Golgothan
vellebastet: Right??
Easilycrazyhat: @CrazyZonie Ahti leaves his radios everywhere
tenthtechpriest: oh look its' the slow moving fan with the light behind it
Fofo57007: ewwwwww
CrazyZonie: @techstorm45 Linus tech tips did demo a prototype of a smellovision...
vellebastet: Grooooossss
Foxmar320: Everything is gross
tenthtechpriest: is this just the next location in first law?
TehAmelie: it's made of grease, poo, eyes and maybe some hair. simple and effective
BrindleBoar: a little bit of clog juice goes a long way
InkyGhoast: just gonna get the fire house
wildpeaks: shitter's full
InkyGhoast: *hose
TehAmelie: i admire its purity
CrazyZonie: No, the main character just wanted to find her brother, not become the director.
TehAmelie: Kappa
oneiropticon: why hit the clog with small bullet, when you can hit it with much larger anything lying around?
techstorm45: @CrazyZonie bet that was hilarious
Gaz_L: Well, if you fix this, then you can use it!
niccus: please, it's the johnathan
xantos69: was YOU who used the bathroom! Cam, What did you EAT?!?!?!?
DeM0nFiRe: Sewage treat mints is a thing, right?
rosesmcgee: so these are the sewers under the moonbase... got it
Foxmar320: Taco Bell
PixelArtDragon: With the Oldest House comes the Oldest Indoor Poo
GhostValv: I prefer calling then Abbott
CrazyZonie: @techstorm45 more interesting than entertaining. they didn't play anything that would generate disgusting odors, but Jake was the one who set up the tests for Linus.
ghyllnox: Lots and lots of dairy.
KevinTheShark: Just gonna say, this is what you get when your work office is built next to a Taco Bell
RandomTrivia: LUL
oneiropticon: LUL
Foxmar320: Flush it away
CrazyZonie: Cam, when you're done there, can you come help me with the plumbing in my house?
johkmil: Even after watching several streamers reach this point, I never knew that you were supposed to follow the clog to a final showdown.
Easilycrazyhat: and the Clog was never seen again
Fofo57007: you pile of poo, run away
Butternades: That was not a Taco Bell blockage that was White Castle blockage
tenthtechpriest: this is why the 7 layer burrito had to leave the taco bell menu
BrokenGolem: is this why dishwashers are changing from macerating to filtering?
Gaz_L: Prey Slaughtered
bytecaster: That is a robust interface.
SpacePotato01: Ok, so if the facility personnel are all hiss zombies now, who is making all that doodoo?
Foxmar320: yes
xantos69: Very Breifly.
CrazyZonie: @tenthtechpriest Bite thy tongue... The seven layer burrito was one of the few things I could eat at Taco Bell.
vellebastet: Jesus. You just jam it in place, huh?
Kaorti: for an instant
KevinTheShark: They'll experience something
TehAmelie: sir, that shot was offside
Luminaire_p: Cursed thrall incoming
Foxmar320: Screebs!
Gaz_L: Have you heard the tragedy of Ahti Plagueis the Wise?
Easilycrazyhat: "I need your insides on my insides, please and thank you"
KevinTheShark: They went to see.... "The Janitor"
djalternative: I love that enemies drop health where they die so you have to run into combat to heal.
mycosect: love the Spider-Cam quipping
Gaz_L: It makes it a hot seller
Easilycrazyhat: Y is the put down button, I think
PixelArtDragon: It would be neat to have the game tally up how much it will cost to repair all the damage you've caused over the course of the game
InkyGhoast: don't worry, given my understanding of the federal government's funding, you're the type of agency who never experiences a budget cut
CrazyZonie: @Foxmar320 can you put this as a quote "That looked expensive... now it's on fire" Cam 3/2/2021 4:25
Gaz_L: Um... manual means using your hands, Jesse
Easilycrazyhat: @InkyGhoast There's actually an in game memo about that XD
ashteranic: just don't throw them in the ocean
BrindleBoar: outnards, now
bytecaster: Gun, meet Crate
vellebastet: sykLaugh
TehAmelie: imagine if one of them went like "Miss director, I don't feel so good". just one
Easilycrazyhat: Elevator = teleporter?
LordZarano: Never bring a gun to a telekinesis fight
Gaz_L: Good news, the elevator is here
Gaz_L: Bad news, someone was in it
CrazyZonie: @TehAmelie The game establishes early on that your character isn't strong enough to heal the possessed dudes, so you don't feel too bad killing them.
TehAmelie: i know
vellebastet: benginDab
Easilycrazyhat: right?
CrazyZonie: Cam, why is Tiny a nickname for rather big people?
ArcOfTheConclave: they used to be larger
Dared00: because you can destroy a Mini with it
Boon_33: mini relative to the navel gun that pre-dates it.
oneiropticon: More importantly, why don't they put bayonets on them?
vellebastet: Good point sykLaugh
Creideiki_SE: Have you seen a Vulcan cannon?
InkyGhoast: im just imaging that from this guy's perspective of he gets off the elevator guns blazing and watches this lady just bounce off the walls
TheMerricat: "Miniguns are called that because they're 'mini' in comparison to the gun they were based off of: gatling guns. An example of such a gatling gun would be the M61 Vulcan, chambered for 20mm Vulcan. ... Miniguns are more often than not chambered in rifle cartridges, such as 7.62 NATO or 5.56 NATO."
Foxmar320: !quote 7513
LRRbot: Quote #7513: "That looked expensive... now it's on fire" —Cameron [2021-03-02]
RandomTrivia: M A X I G U N
KevinTheShark: Miniguns are smaller Gatling guns
Lunareclipse123: Macrocannon
richard_ermen: Macroguns exist. We call them HOWITZER.
Fracaswell: that would be the GAU-8 Avenger
TehAmelie: it's mini if it can be moved by hand at all
xantos69: That call that the "Maxim" gun Cam.
InquisitorGaia: cam its called a macro cannon
Easilycrazyhat: Do not anger the Macro-Gun
ArcOfTheConclave: Yes, it's called a gatling gun
vellebastet: foxmarLOVE ysbrydMod
PixelArtDragon: I think the macro gun is just a ship's turret
BrindleBoar: the gun so awesome they built a plane around it
Gaz_L: We could use some Macros
Sasha_conyst: yep howitzer carried by a macro is a macrogun
Gaz_L: Or indeed Macross
Lunareclipse123: Macrocannon are mounted on the broadsides of Imperial Cruisers
oneiropticon: Can I get a family size gun?
niccus: a medigun is larger than a minigun
PaperDoopliss: Based on this system, I assume a microgun is a handgun
TehAmelie: let's see if i can remember this one. Gyrazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30?
Orgmastron: An SDF-1 Macross, even
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Does it not also imply a Gun-C that phones are being ported over to
PixelArtDragon: But are there type A, B, and C guns?
Easilycrazyhat: She's probably fine...>.>
KevinTheShark: Saving people? Nahhh, you know why? Because IM THE DIRECTOR
InkyGhoast: you see we were over on the bench
journojared: what about an absolute gun, like a planck gun
CleeKru: what about a milligun?
oneiropticon: An 8 gun bucket?
CrazyZonie: Just do as my dad always says, "Rub some dirt in the wound and walk it off."
Gaz_L: Executive privilege
Kaorti: rightsizing
Foxmar320: Ahti will clean it up later... or make us do it
PixelArtDragon: It's going to be some intern's job to clean all this up after the crisis is over
InkyGhoast: we are creating SO MANY job opportunities
wildpeaks: we're doing a deep cleaning
ruscobrog: Great 5Sing
Gaz_L: You can order the plebs to fix it later
Orgmastron: We're liquidating assets
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is a macro scale version of Tarkov
PaperDoopliss: @PixelArtDragon An AK-47 or, as the PUA community calls it, an alpha gun
KevinTheShark: Well. As they said, you'll always get funding!
ArcOfTheConclave: moving to an open concept floor plan
Gaz_L: While you go play golf
nyperold: Micro Gum? Isn't that in Chulip? ;)
Easilycrazyhat: Has Cam messed with the mods yet?
niccus: i guess this is one interpretation of the kondo method
jmhodges: We didn’t finish cleansing that site, so give it another go
djalternative: upon further reading/remembering we can't complete the eternal fire puzzle atm anyway so no point in doing it now
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, what happened to the stuff? Is Conservation of Mass not a thing in this game?
wildpeaks: the furniture didn't spark joy
djalternative: @Dread_Pirate_Westley nope
CrazyZonie: @Dread_Pirate_Westley more conversion of stuff... into kinetic energy... and then into bad guys
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Immersion ruined.
InkyGhoast: we're in an eldritch dimensions, physics are a little loose
mycosect: Launch uses some of the mass as energy?
djalternative: assume no laws of the universe are followed in the oldest house
TehAmelie: i almost had it right. Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 is the name of the maxgun
mycosect: gotta pay for the telekinesis somehow
CrazyZonie: @Dread_Pirate_Westley You want the rules of Thermodynamics to be obeyed when spacetime can't even keep itself from knotting up?
djalternative: Chat, do we guide Cam on how to get the cat ears when the time comes?
Kaorti: we ought to minimize backseating
TehAmelie: it fires 6000 500 gram bullets per minute, the shrapnel of which create a 150 meter death radius where they hit
RomanGoro: djalternative we ask Cam if he wants guidance to find them
CrazyZonie: @djalternative I suggest you ask cam if he wants info on the backseat before doing the backseat
djalternative: correct but there's telling cam now to find them, and letting cam know there's something to be found
TehAmelie: i don't care much for guns but that sticks in my mind for some reason
RandomTrivia: This game gives you cat ears?! 10/10, best game ever made.
RomanGoro: This is a fully spoiled stream, so that wouldn't be an issue
RandomTrivia: There's a difference here between spoilers and backseating though
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RomanGoro: Sure, but saying "this thing exists" shouldn 't be a problem
djalternative: I mean, it's one of the 5? literal secrets of the game
Easilycrazyhat: I missed the beginning. Did Cam fix whatever was making him feel bad last time, or is he just powering through it?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: as far as we know it's better now
mycosect: I was wondering that too, I hope he's ok
Easilycrazyhat: Cool :)
oneiropticon: Suffering nobly.
CrazyZonie: Nice to meet you "Ihave Returned".
Pteraspidomorphi: Never left
wildpeaks: it is.. a day
vellebastet: Welcome back
CrazyZonie: Or is it spelled "I. Have Returned."
TehAmelie: the crafting materials have such flavor
djalternative: gun mods and forms
Easilycrazyhat: The mods are pretty handy.
Anubis169: why thank you Kappa
Foxmar320: We try
Easilycrazyhat: @Anubis169 @Foxmar320 np :)
Dared00: the obscured mods get useless pretty quickly, you get a ton of those in random drops
CrazyZonie: But, Cam, I didn't think you could upgrade Foxmar or Sarah and higher than they already are.
djalternative: personally, I don't feel the need to ever craft gun mods because they have a high enough drop rate
Easilycrazyhat: pause menu
Kaorti: oh, and those components are also used for constructing and upgrading weapon forms
Dared00: in your pause menu
Foxmar320: CrazyZonie im still waiting on my upgrades.
Kaorti: start menu IIRC
Easilycrazyhat: er, select menu?
Easilycrazyhat: one of those >.>
Calaban161: iventory
RaklarLS: the other pause menu
CrazyZonie: @Foxmar320 Did cam forget to equip your upgrades?
EvilBadman: The _other one_ with the documents
Getter404: Maybe the *other* pause menu? Minus Button, two squares, touchpad... god what have controllers become
TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
Easilycrazyhat: is it still called "select"? That's the only name I use for that button.
TheMerricat: Just remember that the mods you are getting ATM are junk mods, eventually you'll just be using them for materials to create nice mods.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
TehAmelie: i mean it's either call it "select" or call it "that button with two overlapping screens or some lrrEFF shit"
Kaorti: donk
KevinTheShark: And then that person never existed
Easilycrazyhat: Cam's real good at sniping with the yeet.
Getter404: There is never a bad time for Galaxy Quest references
Foxmar320: CrazyZonie i think he ran out of upgrade mats
vellebastet: @easilycrazyhat He really is
RandomTrivia: LUL
wildpeaks: box is rich in fibers
Gobukiller: I mean... okay...
oneiropticon: That's a statement to stand behind.
niccus: eatbox is a subscription service, probably
ghyllnox: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
Kaorti: I like that the flymans dodge, but don't perfect dodge
wildpeaks: oh good, more friends
MAPBoardgames: kaboom
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
TheMerricat: Cam is scary good at FPS/TPS(?) ing
Getter404: Fire indeed bad!
Gobukiller: @oneiropticon Or kneel in front of
SuddenlyARabbit: Don't lie, Cam, you just wanted to blow something up.
wildpeaks: the power of cube compells you
KevinTheShark: The power cubes are indestructable btw
CrazyZonie: Well, we know how that the gas canisters are Hazmat class 2a "Flammable Gas"
nyperold: "Let me introduce you to my CARDboard of directors!"
Foxmar320: lol
josh___something: Hello friends!
djalternative: oh no. the modl
MAPBoardgames: Are the voices telling you to kill people again?
djalternative: mold*
vellebastet: unarmeClick
Easilycrazyhat: Mmmmm, mold...
KevinTheShark: Ohhh i hated this room
RandomTrivia: Cori pls
wildpeaks: and stay hydrated
KevinTheShark: Dont worry, these antique computers are merely conceptual entities, and mean nothing at all
CrazyZonie: Aiming means less waisted shots, so bad guys get more bullets. Bad guys always want more bullets.
Kaorti: outgoing!
SachielOne: Outgoing!
ThirdFloorDraft: always about the men mouths when it comes to telekinesis
Foxmar320: lol
CrazyZonie: Does Cam have the "Men in Black" government suit?
wildpeaks: yeet power is so much fun
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Pseudonym_Ken: 58 months?!? How? How has it almost been 5 years?
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wildpeaks: not dead
KevinTheShark: Please define "life"
wildpeaks: goodbye companion cube
TehAmelie: should i feel bad about deciding to shoot all the levitating people after i realized they verbalize the hiss?
KevinTheShark: At this point, youre like "Awwww, you got a shield? How quaint" Kappa
vellebastet: "Gently"
MAPBoardgames: If you had powers like Jesse here, do you think that you would mentally catalogue objects in a room you could lift and chuck?
Foxmar320: lol
Foxmar320: Saint says be gentle Guardian
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TehAmelie: nah, i'd just pull first and see what shows up after
raaabr: @TehAmelie I wouldn't say so. They spread the hiss, and in-universe they mention they can't be saved iirc?
Easilycrazyhat: Is that lift the "Perkele"? XD
CrazyZonie: Trash80 clones?
TehAmelie: yeah i estimate about a 75% chance we'll find out they can be saved and killing too many of them will bite you in the butt
Officinalis: I ended up finding that mission real late.
KevinTheShark: Do not
Kaorti: lotsa spores
vellebastet: The punch behind throwing objects in this game gets me every time.
KevinTheShark: That is the bad place. And is not the training course
Dared00: you can always just melee that barrier if you want
InquisitorGaia: what do you think the batteries are powered by?
InquisitorGaia: or are they just industrial resistors or something
Officinalis: Maybe the most confusing map in the game right ehre.
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MAPBoardgames: I do love how wonderfully destructible everything in this game is.
Anubis169: Welcome raiders :)
KevinTheShark: Looks like someone didnt get their concrete mix evenly mixed and at the right consistency, so its crumbling
Easilycrazyhat: They actually talk about how the other Directors weren't as...efficient with the OoPs as Jesse is.
InquisitorGaia: hey raiders
BrindleBoar: Trench mostly avoided attuning with Objects of Power, because he didn't want to end up like his predecessor.
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MAPBoardgames: I, too, are bad at numbering lists
Easilycrazyhat: Anyone ever listen to "Alice Isn't Dead"? The inner monologue really gives me the same vibes here.
TheMerricat: You know chat what I'd really love Control 2 to be? The 'shit' that Jesse got into before she became the Director. She keeps alluding to stuff that happened before she walked into the FBC....
Officinalis: Jesse seems much closer attitude wise to Arish than Emily.
tenthtechpriest: the greatest superpower: gun
KevinTheShark: Not gonna ask about Ahti?
CrazyZonie: Isn't red areas bad? Why is this area still red?
Foxmar320: Just Titan fly across the gap
KevinTheShark: Until later on Kappa
Kaorti: presumably there is a bottom eventually
mycosect: @easilycrazyhat Alice Isn't Dead had some great monologues, hot daaaaamn, it's been a while since I listened to that
Dared00: dodging through the toilets rules
SachielOne: Bust a cap in the red things
Easilycrazyhat: @mycosect It really did. I haven't kept up with it or Nightvale fore a while now. I should catch back up at some point.
Officinalis: Black Rock Processing is the name of my coffee roastery
Calaban161: destroy the red things on the wall
shurtal: Black Metal: Tired
shurtal: Black Rock: WIRED
Getter404: Wrong way for main, but right next to the trainy-mabob!
jmhodges: This area is always so confusing
Officinalis: It took me so long to realize I needed to do that.
Kaorti: apply the procedure as outlined in the memo
TehAmelie: i must have wandered through that room ten times wondering what way i was supposed to go, but it didn't occur to me to shoot the evil thingies
shurtal: would a hiss-teraectomy joke be too distasteful?
mycosect: I totally feel like that, I fell off the wagon when they started branching out to 3+ projects
nyperold: In the heart of the facility, is there a bundle of Hiss?
Foxmar320: lol
Easilycrazyhat: I love the memo saying this guy got upset they used this for the training when he thought it was just a practice run.
Getter404: Oh, I remember this part of Skyfall
Foxmar320: I believe in Cam. You got this next run
TheBearBee: Classic Cam
CrazyZonie: I think I dated Ms Every Shot
KevinTheShark: Its almost as if you have to be good at it Kappa
Kaorti: knowing what's coming helps a lot
Easilycrazyhat: I found m&kb most helpful for this part. I can't aim for shit with a controller >.<
shurtal: the blatant apathay of that person's recording really speaks to me
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Dog_of_Myth: Didn't get this on my first run through.
Easilycrazyhat: @shurtal There's a collectible that I think is a complaint from him about how he thought it was just an audtion/practice run. It's great XD
wildpeaks: so close
vellebastet: You got this
SachielOne: Should have put some points into Energy
Mysticman89: professionally unprofessional
RandomTrivia: Well yes, like a technician
KevinTheShark: It's quite method
Dared00: the memo you picked before the course talks about that
shurtal: @Easilycrazyhat Really? never found that file, kinda wish i had
PaperDoopliss: There's a note elsewhere in the facility where he's demanding a reshoot and they're not letting him
Foxmar320: idk
vellebastet: Carefully
Foxmar320: I manage somehow
xantos69: Honestly...they all die to me with my keyboard and mouse.
Foxmar320: LOL
CrazyZonie: Hehehe...
hippofant: Did we literally just not go through the last door? rooREE
Easilycrazyhat: @shurtal Yeah, it's called "Field Training Actor Complaint" if you wanna google it.
ContingentCat: sergeHubris
Getter404: I mean, you shouldn't have styled on them
Mysticman89: I find I futz with the controller aim sensitivity a bit to really be comfortable
Angreed66: stopped in front of the finish line
Dog_of_Myth: GG
KevinTheShark: Do you need an aimbot? Kappa
josh___something: "Fuck you awkward voice recording" LUL
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah there's one more door to go through.
Getter404: Didn't they add a bunch of Assist Mode options in the recent patch? Like is there an auto-aim you can turn on?
CrazyZonie: Square Peg, Cam square peg!
vellebastet: whoo!
wildpeaks: woohoo
Easilycrazyhat: XD
Easilycrazyhat: Failed and Success
BrindleBoar: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
hippofant: Course Failpleted rooPog
KeytarCat: Overlapping audio!
Kaorti: got the fail and success message :P
Juliamon: We failsucceeded
josh___something: Task failed successfully
oneiropticon: Task failed successfully.
MWGNZ: course failed successfully
Kaorti: fission mailed
GhostValv: tqsBweh tqsBweh tqsBweh lrrHORN
CrazyZonie: You'd prefer to unsuccessfully fail the course?
KevinTheShark: Ah, you have experienced Schrodingers Live Fire Course
oneiropticon: Punch it?
KeytarCat: Bless this Mess
Easilycrazyhat: The answer is awlays punch
wildpeaks: hulk smash ?
Getter404: Clearly this must be solved with violence
josh___something: Oress the other violence button
Mister_BlueSky: Bop it. Twist It. Pull it.
BrindleBoar: I think you need to hit it with a thing, not just peel it
tenthtechpriest: where is it getting all these tires from?
Easilycrazyhat: @tenthtechpriest The Tire Realm
KevinTheShark: You can just press to levitate stuff and it'll find the nearest thing
Easilycrazyhat: So, it's like the shields the hiss use
nyperold: Tire Kingdom.
Foxmar320: Have we tried asking nicely
vellebastet: Do you..?
Easilycrazyhat: Got there
Primarch_IX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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MWGNZ: game really struggling with the concept of pass/fail
Easilycrazyhat: I love that the Board sees you as "leveling up"
KevinTheShark: Shield uses way too much energy IMO
TehAmelie: everything uses way too much energy on the default difficulty lrrBEEJ
Getter404: @KevinTheShark I just ignored it until I unlocked the fling upgrades
BrindleBoar: KevinTheShark it was originally not great; supposedly one of the DLCs juiced it up, but I haven't gone back since finishing the release version
KevinTheShark: Thats fair
Easilycrazyhat: Cori XD
TheMerricat: ysbrydPunjail
CrazyZonie: I love it when the rubber meets the bad guys
Mister_BlueSky: I wish they had the assist features on release. I had such a rough time with this games combat that it soured my opinion of it.
KevinTheShark: Wanna go for a spin?
nyperold: "Was it a Goodyear for you?"
BrindleBoar: the pitter-patter of tiny Hiss feet
Lunareclipse123: That joke gave me flashbacks to watching Alex play modded Half-life 2 six years ago
red2wedge subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
red2wedge: I think this is my first time catching TS live, nice.
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shurtal: "Tree Procedures", god i love the file names in this game
TehAmelie: the combat here does have a lot in common with S-mod
BrindleBoar: Tree Procedures: Do Not Anger The Tree.
Easilycrazyhat: All the collectibles in this game are great.
incredulouspasserby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
incredulouspasserby: Man I never get to catch streams live and now I get one of the best. Heck yeah.
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incredulouspasserby: Also nice.
KevinTheShark: Then go back there?
nyperold: Tree Procedures: tree(1) and tree(2) are fine. Do NOT go to tree(3).
SquareDotCube: Does Cam know he has a map in the pause menu?
Kaorti: yes, but it's not super helpful
Officinalis: I think there was an interactable there that we didn't toggle.
KevinTheShark: I dont know where you're going though
Goombill: Has Cam or Cori played this before, or is it a fresh playthrough?
vellebastet: @kevintheshark Yes
oneiropticon: He has used it, but may have forgotten, like you do with maps.
BrindleBoar: The in-game map is also terrible by design, so. Meh.
until_may: Hey whats up? its 616
vellebastet: Whoops, I mean @squaredotcube yes
Kaorti: there's a door at the top of the energy converters that may have been missed
KevinTheShark: Nice
Easilycrazyhat: Damn :\
shurtal: the in game map for Control is my one real complaint
iris_of_ether: oh noooooo
CrazyZonie: They're redundant for ammunition
Easilycrazyhat: The map doesn't do great conveying which level things are on.
mycosect: you taking dramamine for that Cam?
riking27 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
riking27: fwoosh fling
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KevinTheShark: Yes. Those control panels dont do very much in this already failing power plant
ghyllnox: I have been getting a tad motion sick myself, enough to need to take breaks, but it's pretty light for a 3D game
Boon_33: for somone who can yeet heavy objects your melee skill is a lil underwhelming
Easilycrazyhat: Gun? or Key?
TehAmelie: it's The service weapon
BrindleBoar: Like if Kingdom Hearts were American Kappa
SquareDotCube: keygunblade
ghyllnox: It's a Quest Item!
Easilycrazyhat: I love that place
vellebastet: It unlocks their death
TheMerricat: what's better chat gun blade gun key or keyblade
DeM0nFiRe: Not really sure how this game fits into Kingdom Hearts lore
red2wedge: That is surprisingly accurate in terms of a reactor control panel.
vellebastet: And objects
Rhynerd: Does that make shatter mode a masterkey?
Getter404: Emily is the best part of this game don't at me.
oneiropticon: That fractal overlay is like a response from the thing she's talking to, yeah?
Getter404: She's just so excited about science that violates the space-time continuum
Easilycrazyhat: "You're saying I was stuck in a hallway for a week and I *don't* get paid? What the hell!?"
BrindleBoar: oneiropticon yes
KevinTheShark: @oneiropticon yep
Namboto: "Hi, I was trapped in a hell dimension for a week, can I get overtime pay" "way I see it, that was a no call/no show"
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
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CrazyZonie: Apparently you're the golden child
Kaorti: Nah, they were calling Darling the golden child.
TheMerricat: ^^
Kaorti: Arguing over whether Darling caused this.
Easilycrazyhat: I love all the Ordinary AWE case files.
riking27: yeah they're so good
Getter404: And there it is. The crystal spiral is your Navi.
CrazyZonie: I wish the game gave you options to the dialog
KevinTheShark: When did you get these!?
Kaorti: when did you take readings?
Easilycrazyhat: @KevinTheShark Don't wory about it
ArcOfTheConclave: Her midichlorian count was of the charts.
Officinalis: Darling was just enamored with Zendikar. We all have our own favorite planes.
TheMerricat: before we went to the power plant . Emily asked us to be tested. didn't show the testing
KeytarCat: I appreciate the level of technobabble in this game. Because that's a hallmark of SCP!
CrazyZonie: @Officinalis Mine's the F4-U Corsair
LightingExpert13: interesting insight @TheMerricat
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
jmhodges: So much fun. Thanks!
xerjen: That was a perfect cliffhanger ending for a drama series
Getter404: The moral: Don't fuck with the Janitor. Because he has the keys to everything.
vellebastet: What an interesting game.
Easilycrazyhat: The mystery is quite compelling
CleeKru: it reminds me more of metroidvania?
riking27: The mystery and classified chic
nyperold: Man, imagine your job being such that all that stuff Jesse said is entirely plausible.
shurtal: i was never particulary interested in Remedy games, until Control. NOw i wanna dig in to Alan Wake and Quantum Break SO BAD
Officinalis: I wish Ahti was my grandpa.
Getter404: It is a startling monument to bureaucracy.
wildpeaks: and once you get flying, levels open up even more, definitely metroidvania
riking27: Yeah the map being fairly useless fits with the theme
LordZarano: The increasing psychic powers remind me a lot of Second Sight
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for the streamer folk!
vellebastet: Glad I could actually make this one.
nyperold: No "that's impossible", or what-have-you.
R2JL subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
R2JL: Hi Cam and Cori! I love this game so much, and I'm also thoroughly enjoying First Law.
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niccus: oh you'll be as lost as the rest of us, don't worry
R2JL: Shoot, I missed the almost two years joke
TemporallyAwry: Glover has been doing good as well HahaBall
TehAmelie: blaseball, more like blasé-ball Kappa
josh___something: Well, not as much bank as before, but still bank
niccus: the ticker just became sentient!
josh___something: ^^^
gualdhar: please don't choke Cam
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BasilHunter: half a century of Months!
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Primarch_IX: Correct Sanguinius
RandomTrivia: >POW<
Tangsm: Biff
vellebastet: Lots of TWACK!
TehAmelie: zot!
iris_of_ether: Vorp!
Easilycrazyhat: *snikt*
RandomTrivia: We were VERY surprised
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stephentoostronk: Cam and Cori time
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
DeM0nFiRe: You were surprised by how fine everything was?
Sarah_Serinde: Surprises ocurred
vellebastet: It was so goox
Dog_of_Myth: Things happened
vellebastet: *good
ContingentCat: very surprising
nullvoid8: oh good, that sounds like a VoD I'm going to enjoy
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE benginRip
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aWabbajack: Ground Control to Major Cam
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Old-School Mario Party HYPE
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming! See ya later! lrrHEART lrrHEART
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhBeer lrrCAMERON
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: ooo book
TehAmelie: yay for learnding!
ghyllnox: Yay book
vellebastet: Bye Chat! ysbrydMod foxmarLOVE
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART
Coogrr: is that the sequel to memory called empire?
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART lrrHEART
Coogrr: Enjoy!
ghyllnox: unarmeHeart lrrHEART
BrindleBoar: waiting for paperback
RomanGoro: Wooooo
ContingentCat: thanks Cam and Cori byeee
ghyllnox: o/ Thank you!
RomanGoro: I got the ebook today, it's the next one in the line after the latest T.Kingfisher
DeM0nFiRe: aWabbajack omg the arm with the glass emote lines up too well with lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: the cover reminds me of this disaster, probably unjustly
ghyllnox: !next
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Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make fun of the sun.
Earthenone: !findquote sun
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LarkSachrosis: Stupid day-star...
InquisitorGaia: day star fighter of the night star?