djalternative: hola chattington bear
DeM0nFiRe: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always encouraged.
DeM0nFiRe: Well that's wholesome
DeM0nFiRe: Well unless they are encouraged to do bad things
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
djalternative: muahahahaha
ihlendrax: Seems apropos for a Commander stream. LOL
ihlendrax: Do we know who is playing tonight?
Juliamon: Ben, Ben, Nelly, Tabby
ihlendrax: Nice.
djalternative: or, 4 body snatchers pretending to be Ben, Ben, Nelly and Tabby
greatwahooney: hello chat
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Or, 1 thing pretending to be all of them as the same time
Greypelt: !next
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djalternative: ah. 16 off
djalternative: good try to
djalternative: tho
DarkMorford: Four Pauls in a disguise.
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RockPusher: !advice
LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
IbunWest: Is the thing ‘these hands’?
TimeToFry: !next
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RandomTrivia: It's always amusing to see how many people arrive and immediately !next because they're worried. The chat just fills with it LUL
TimeToFry: @RandomTrivia Sometimes I mess up the timezones! It can't hurt to check :P
DeM0nFiRe: I am surprised by how many people think they missed a 3 hour stream in 5 minutes LUL
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RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: School is not important.
RandomTrivia: The schedule adjusts to your local timezone, keep it bookmarked
ihlendrax: I usually !next to confirm wish stream I’m watching.
IbunWest: It was a really fast game of commander.
TimeToFry: Smart
Chipton: I think it's mostly because if you come to the page cold the chat log is empty, there's no way to see if !next has been called recently
ihlendrax: *which, not wish
djalternative: what do you mean, LRRbot? That's good advice
letfireraindown: !next
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ihlendrax: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
djalternative: the only time I ever use !next is when mine o clock gets pushed
ihlendrax: Oh no! 😳😱
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djalternative: \o/
bvorhies: Is there magic tonight
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fcloud: it's the final countdown!
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Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: !decks
Bengineering: benginNo benginHeck benginYe
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Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: !deck
AWildMeeep: hi hello!
jacketedrock: !decklist
jacketedrock: !decklists
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Fruan: Oh heck! Tappy is on tonight? That's fantastic!
coachNelly: fact
fcloud: would you say that Tappy is ... on tap??
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wtrob: Oh boy, magic time
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Ammondale: got here just in time, it seems
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
Rogue_07: Hey! It's Tappy!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Everyone looking great as ever
emily_t_g: some good commander folks!
TimeToFry: We're doing it live!
SecretAgentMonkey: POCKET BACON
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Juliamon: Tappy with that great sweater
RayoConDios: Bongjammin Weedler
RandomTrivia: Tappy HYPE
Masslost: its the return of pocket bacon!!!
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
RockPusher: Purveyor of Pocket Bacon!
KidAmn: yay, Tappy benginDab
Gaytanic_Panic: TEAM POCKET BACON
SnowBuddy18: yay Tappy
TamesLovesGames: Tappy Time!
fcloud: he's so...soaked?
bvorhies: Clap
kouthnar: first time making it to a live Friday Night Paper Fight
flatluigi: but cameron isn't here for tappy to clown on
bvorhies: She is so cool
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MidgardSerpent: Pocket Bacon!!
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Nameless_Sword: Wooo Commander time!
Gaytanic_Panic: noleLG noleLG noleLG noleLG noleLG noleLG
sheer_falacy: What happens when she runs into the Untappy phase?
KyojiTakenouchi: HELLO LOUD DINOSAUR FROM THE INTERNET
Stoffern: Is Tappy drinking an iceberg?
fcloud: oooh, is that ginger ale? water? looks heckin cold
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Gaytanic_Panic: TREE BONES AND BEAST SKIN
Juliamon: hmmm 🤔
TimeToFry: LUL
gualdhar: that glass is bigger than her head
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DiscordianTokkan: Chronal Naruto!
sblue333: cam was initially slated for this stream but he had a thing come up at the last minute
KyojiTakenouchi: Nelly, your child is on the lose
asthanius: Temporal Whirl
snowewolf: Is that ASMR Wheeler i can hear?
TimeToFry: !decks
greatwahooney: Ah yes, Rejiggered Temporal Helix
sheer_falacy: sweet, a little button that says Nelson!
Juliamon: [mute]
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TimeToFry: That's so good wow
garunkl: Clockscrew - The Set!
RockPusher: Good Game, Good Game, Oops, Good Game
Ammondale: very good button
Juliamon: The sleep animation is SUPER CUTE
RandomTrivia: That's so cute
aitsu100: yep its so ood
Nameless_Sword: Huh, wasn't aware of that
slappypants: what up fam
aitsu100: *good
RayoConDios: A chrono eddy
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fcloud: by ME??!? oh dang
greatwahooney: You're welcome!
ChippTunes: yeet yeet yeet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we did this? I'll take that
sheer_falacy: decide who goes first with a game of magic
RandomTrivia: I mean, Ben will get a container of dice
Rogue_07: The Crown Royal bag?
emily_t_g: woooo goblin pile bag!!!
RayoConDios: Wait, Ben Ulmer isn't playing pokemon? I'm confused, what is happening. juzSmug
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerT wheelerY wheelerT wheelerY wheelerT
DiscordianTokkan: Shiny Math Rocks
SnowbirdMike: Roll a dice to see which dice you roll.
TimeToFry: I'm curious to see what decks everyone is playing!
aitsu100: as a kobold i agree with Tappy's grab tech
sheer_falacy: roll 2d6 at the same time and multiply them
fcloud: "keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN" -- ben "limp bizkit" gineering
RandomTrivia: Magical Polyhedra of Decision Making
TimeToFry: Oooh, interesting decks here
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sheer_falacy: you can choose to draw because it's multiplayer
grimshade: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
RayoConDios: !card Krark, the Thumbless
LRRbot: Krark, the Thumbless [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy. / Partner
Rogue_07: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw!
Sibwow: hah i get it rock-ing
circusofkirkus: time for Geology facts
A_Dub888: !findquote rock
LRRbot: Quote #3252: "The rocks are burning! Why are the ROCKS burning?!?!" —Beej [2016-08-17]
xantos69: Oh he such a good gobo!
AirTony7: How can we be sure that they are rolling dice, and not just splicing in dice rolling footage for a better result
RockPusher: Good ole Rock
Dmc3628: so create one Dwayne Johnson and
sheer_falacy: it's not legendary?
Rogue_07: Legendary Artifact: Rock
bullseye3265: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:57.
RayoConDios: Dwayne the ROck Johnson would do more than 2 damage!
sblue333: hmm definitely hearing some breathing, seemingly off screen?
control_rig: Stop the rock. Can't stop the rock.
fcloud: at least two of those
sheer_falacy: sacrificing the rock seems impolite
Rogue_07: Excuse me. Legendary Artifact: Equipment Rock
garunkl: Two Dwayne Johnsons? In this economy?
ElektroTal: i do not want to hear about your johnson,
Dmc3628: IT DOESN't matter what you think
RayoConDios: Shivam! juzHi
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Dmc3628: or Ardenn and Roggakh for Saitama
A_Dub888: Ben wants to Rock
control_rig: Rockling Gun? Gatling Rock?
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
circusofkirkus: with his trusty Drying Pan?
Fruan: You have to tap to rock though. I don't think that gattles very well.
control_rig: Stab Manthrust. Rock Hardmeat.
Dmc3628: or the opposite you know one Bork lazor
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RandomTrivia: Brock "Gatling Gun" Lesnar, to go with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
RayoConDios: 44th US President Barack O'GaitlingGun
LRRbot: Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric [2/3] | Deathtouch / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. / {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate this ability only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.
Gobukiller: Just some dude named Brock being repeatedly fired out of a machine gun
TimeToFry: Tappy's playmat is REAL cool
JessKay: cool alter!
serramarkov: Hey, Bengineering- have a fab day tomorrow!
NeroTheArsonist: I know! I'll use my trusty drying pan as a gattling gun!
lamina5432: just played a fun krark/sakashima deck last weekend
Goban3: oh thats good
RandomTrivia: Sacrifice another Pokemon?
emily_t_g: hot take series like game knights also reduce diversity in the meta because people want to emulate the show
DiscordianTokkan: I found out that Brock in French Pokémon games is named Pierre. Which translates to Rock or Stone.
RandomTrivia: LUL
TimeToFry: This is off to a great start
sheer_falacy: I sense a theme
RandomTrivia: This deck is wonderful
LRRbot: Soul's Attendant [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
Sibwow: !card nurse joy
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
JessKay: oh it's *all* alters
Goban3: GOTTA SAC THEM ALL
JessKay: even better :D
themcclintalk: Woooooo!
ZeLink44: georgYa georgHa georgHa
sheer_falacy: We're gonna have a real war when Wheeler breaks out the Clefairies
thegitrogsquirrel: wheeler for the win, my is with green
control_rig: Is this an Alter deck? Woooowe
RayoConDios: Does Tappy have a link to the art?
Nadskeem1: not legal, cant play them
control_rig: Yes please link the art
Goban3: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
TimeToFry: @Nadskeem1 This isn't sanctioned :P
Rogue_07: Zeta, eat the bread!
RockPusher: Zeta, Eat the Bread!
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grimshade: someone needs to que up the music from the pkemon tcg game on the game boy colour to be opn theme with tappys deck
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature — God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with converted mana cost X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
Dmc3628: ah Nelly on Dio
DiscordianTokkan: Well, SHE'S the link to the art. :P
RayoConDios: Just don't mix them up, baked magic cards aren't great
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
themcclintalk: lrrHAM lrrHAM wheelerGuts benginButt
Juliamon: Zing!
SnowBuddy18: @thegitrogsquirrel also the only one in blue
A_Dub888: benginFingers
Nadskeem1: @TimeToFry just fucking around lol
LRRbot: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor [5BR] (front: Valki, God of Lies) | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | As Tibalt enters the battlefield, you get an emblem with "You may play cards exiled with Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells." / [+2]: Exile the top card of each player's library. / [−3]: Exile target artifact or creature. / [−8]: Exile all cards from all graveyards. Add {R}{R}{R}.
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Pharmacistjudge: So the Play/Draw rules only applies in two player games.
DiscordianTokkan: Or Jace.
DiscordianTokkan: Let's be honest
Gobukiller: I mean, with the way he's dressed, who's surprised?
HundreydAundre: Guess we know whom be getting voted out, right game?
sheer_falacy: when the moon is in the seventh house
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TheTruePhantomAngel: Go Pokemon Trainer Tappy!
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fcloud: loving nelson's background
Dmc3628: i see Nelly on the webcam hell
Dmc3628: because Tibalt + is gonna be wild in webcam world
Dog_of_Myth: Hola all
Pharmacistjudge: Wheeler, it's at best a warning
RayoConDios: Are you sure you want to let him draw, the stakes are so high. wheelerKappa
sblue333: if wheeler plays sol ring
sheer_falacy: 3 colors? In this economy?
RandomTrivia: Yeah it's a warning at Comp. At super casual webcam friends it's like a "whatever"
lamina5432: yes krark
RayoConDios: Temur juzLove
LRRbot: Krark, the Thumbless [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy. / Partner
NotCainNorAbel: A turn counter. The wizard creates.
TimeToFry: amazonCat
revjakenash: disintegrate them!
RayoConDios: Wheeler's board is more expensive than my entire collection at this moment
control_rig: Oh hey a card that's worth more than my entire collection just hit the field
sheer_falacy: !card kydele, chosen
LRRbot: Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {T}: Add {C} for each card you've drawn this turn. / Partner
thraximore: wheelerMulderce
RandomTrivia: Oh god I miss CompREL
Dmc3628: the one card wheeler plays is worth more than my entire account
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LRRbot: Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {T}: Add {C} for each card you've drawn this turn. / Partner
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LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Oneiros96: who is breathing so hard ?
emily_t_g: Kydele might be one of my favorite magic cards, ever
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sunforger?
Dmc3628: Forger or ye ole Jitte
LRRbot: Sunforger [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+0. / {R}{W}, Unattach Sunforger: Search your library for a red or white instant card with converted mana cost 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle your library. / Equip {3}
Goban3: boros plays
jacketedrock: Is there a decklist command?
Juliamon: Oneiros96 You can see Nelly's frame vibrating from it
lamina5432: decklist!
Juliamon: Decklists have not been provided to the command-makers yet
Gaytanic_Panic: Ben, Chaos Warp the Sunforger I dare you
Oneiros96: ähm sry
LRRbot: Blind Obedience [1W] | Enchantment | Extort / Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
lamina5432: does wheeler have a thumb?
sheer_falacy: oh no tapped equipment
Dmc3628: thus taxation begins from Tappy
RandomTrivia: Good choice
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote violence
LRRbot: Quote #4192: "If you don't have agility, you can use violence." —Dale [2017-05-05]
control_rig: Good reasoning
sheer_falacy: Orzhov not really into eat the rich
asthanius: Wheeler muted
Ammondale: but Nelson fetched
LariatWest: beat the rich
SnowbirdMike: I support this choice.
ChaoticObserver: Wheeler is muted
revjakenash: ben doesn't know he's muted
CallMeCJ_: So what card is the Pokemon alter?
fcloud: meet the rich
mgknominator: Wheeler is muted
Sibwow: hes doign a bit
fcloud: those grunts are value! gotta unmute the grunts
DiscordianTokkan: That S.Def to thicc
Pharmacistjudge: it's a chancey with no seimic toss, it does no damage
Goban3: what card is the chancy?
Dmc3628: and thus webcam hell begins
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature — God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with converted mana cost X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
Juliamon: !decks
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: soul's attendant @Goban3
sheer_falacy: !card show and tell
LRRbot: Show and Tell [2U] | Sorcery | Each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
circusofkirkus: wheeler had the bolt!
wtrob: Yooo I'm loving Wheeler's deck already
CallMeCJ_: What card is the Chansey?
Dog_of_Myth: A signed bolt too.
Goban3: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat thanks!
RandomTrivia: Wheeler couldn't bring himself to kill the Chansey
sheer_falacy: !card soul warden
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
garunkl: how has tappy only three handcards?
CallMeCJ_: Thanks
garunkl: missed some draw?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Training Center | Land | Training Center enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Goblin Electromancer [UR] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
reptile___: electromancer should ETB tapped
Goban3: zappy gobo
rasterscan: :O Izzet love!
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
bvorhies: Is it tapped the creature ben played ?
rasterscan: Gobbo Electromancer is so good.
bvorhies: Just wondering
Goban3: oh no!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: oh my
RandomTrivia: Thanks Judge!
Goban3: I've been there
garunkl: that monument!
rasterscan: Pfffthahahha
DiscordianTokkan: These are AMAZING
TimeToFry: Those are WONDERFUL
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Gaytanic_Panic: These alters YES
TamesLovesGames: BONTU
RandomTrivia: Those are amazing
wtrob: Oh my god these are great!
Goban3: oh those are beautiful
rasterscan: That monument made me die laughing
fcloud: i want a second stream that's just closeups of tappy's cards
jdb399: That is SO good
Dog_of_Myth: That is amazing
tehfewl: that officer Jenny though
petey_vonwho: Tappy's deck is making me love her even more. this is great
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SnowBuddy18: I think everyone needs to just concede to Tappy's alters
NarishmaReborn: yay for science though
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
ShaneLeeAtk: Worth the price of admission
aceofroses_: When did it star? (sorry)
Hexi_Lexi: quick! someone tell the streamers that i love them all aggressively!!!
CallMeCJ_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:16.
SnowbirdMike: Everyone but tappy lose 10 life cause her cards are better looking.
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Dog_of_Myth: I don't even like pokemon but I love it
TheTruePhantomAngel: @tappytoeclaws Tappy, is the beer already kicking in? LUL
Rogue_07: I think Tappy should draw 2 prizes instead
LRRbot: Reckless Fireweaver [1R] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Reckless Fireweaver deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Goban3: you're doing great tappy! tappyt1DabURheartout
Gaytanic_Panic: actualjakeEllie actualjakeEllie actualjakeEllie actualjakeEllie actualjakeEllie
yatagarasu1177: tappy just arbitrarily draw cards as long as you keep revealing thm
El_Funko: "Don't trust his scries."
TimeToFry: !card beacon of tomorrow
LRRbot: Beacon of Tomorrows [6UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one. Shuffle Beacon of Tomorrows into its owner's library.
TheTruePhantomAngel: @Hexi_Lexi Hexi_Lexi love you all aggressively!!!
DiscordianTokkan: @El_Funko Niiiice
RandomTrivia: Literally "drawing" a card
Hexi_Lexi: @TheTruePhantomAngel NO U MORE
Sibwow: wrong kind of draw a card nellly
lithopseffect: mood
RandomTrivia: The biggest mood
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
aceofroses_: i feel offended by the cleaning thing
sheer_falacy: oh if that's soul warden what's the other one
OliverWight: what's up with the lili on tappy's board?
Dmc3628: Flip card
Dmc3628: in a see through sleeve probs
OliverWight: ohhhhhhh I see thank you!
OliverWight: no worries
RaklarLS: the other soul sister, soul's attendant @sheer_falacy
fcloud: did tappy remember to draw this turn?
LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
reptile___: fcloud yeah she drew the swamp
Rogue_07: As a matter of fact, Nelly, it's not! How dare you! ;)
fcloud: ok thx
Gooseblast: Looting! Woo!
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stinkydinky_: what are the archetypes
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TotallyNotaBeholder: !guest
LRRbot: Krark, the Thumbless [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy. / Partner
Sogheim: is that... Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny???
TotallyNotaBeholder: shucks, stab in the dark, I am unfamiliar with Tappy and was hoping
DiscordianTokkan: Down down, to Goblin Town?
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
TimeToFry: Krark enters tapped, right?
RandomTrivia: (Krark is tapped)
AttackCowboy: Nice Goblin Tribal deck Wheeler
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Sogheim: why can't I have Officer Jenny cards?!
Ammondale: krark is hit by blind obedience yeah
sheer_falacy: Toggo the Doggo?
SnowbirdMike: Blind obedience
LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
Fruan: T O G G O
aceofroses_: if you tell the deck what you want before drawing it usually gives it to you
Goban3: rocking toggo
BigGayJulia: Hey friends!
RandomTrivia: Things enter Tappy'd lrrBEEJ
Electrodyne: Who's playing Pikachu/Zekrom?
fcloud: mystic sanctuary town
BigGayJulia: I heard someone was throwing rocks
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
RaklarLS: blacksmith's town?
RandomTrivia: Hey there BigGayJulia!
CyberColossus: Angels in flight?
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lowman02: you showed it to valki
SnowBuddy18: Ben with the soul read on wheeler
lowman02: we all good
Goban3: clap clap clap
bullseye3265: sounds like a van morisson song
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Sogheim: I'm cool with Treetop Village, super great hangin' on Kashyyyyyk
SK__Ren: Give 'em the Wizness
RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
jameswanders: They could've put the Olympic Village in Mystic Vale.
TimeToFry: LUL
fcloud: take me down to the sanctuary city where the grass is green and the mystics are critty
BjjBrain: LOL
circusofkirkus: :O
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
lowman02: need me a diligent farm hand
KeytarCat: Wheeler knows what I'
Saturnify: Muscle Wizards do be out here deserving an entire town
sheer_falacy: I hope you prepared Create Water because they're Thirsty
KeytarCat: m about
LRRbot: Sorin, Lord of Innistrad [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with lifelink. / [−2]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+0." / [−6]: Destroy up to three target creatures and/or other planeswalkers. Return each card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
Electrodyne: I Twiddle your Spitting Slug
tergonis: i dunno, y'all are crafting a rich narative here
Goban3: uh oh
Goban3: POKEMON MASTER SORIN
aceofroses_: Tappy already being Universes Beyond before its cool
garunkl: the " I promise..."
Dmc3628: Tappy can Aetherflux somebody
Swakling: Says the person who had Cam eat pocket bacon
moxpebble: she'll only exile your stuff nicely
robinkijktstreamers: shouldnt everbody take a damage for toggo enterening
BjjBrain: @wheeler, Muscle Wizards is my new fav thing lol
bullseye3265: can we sing the rest of the game?
SnowbirdMike: Friday Nights; the Musical
Sogheim: sad Go-Bot
bullseye3265: that is a good theme night...
RayoConDios believe Tappy
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
sheer_falacy: if you tap a creature 4 times it's untapped again
Goban3: poor sad boi
chesul: comes in tapped and exerted.
Saturnify: I would in fact argue that most of the things I personally exile are in fact things I do not like, so Tappy's story checks out.
aceofroses_: Friday Night The Musical episode ? yes please
circusofkirkus: what pokemon is the vampire?
RandomTrivia: Golbat?
robinkijktstreamers: @LoadingReadyRun shouldnt everbody take a damage when toggi entered
sheer_falacy: Did Tappy make a vampire? I don't see it
Masslost: is a vampire not just a Zubat?
SnowBuddy18: still drawing
Sogheim: are vampires as annoying as Zubat?
aceofroses_: Gliscor
LRRbot: Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {T}: Add {C} for each card you've drawn this turn. / Partner
falingard: drawing the vampire on infinitokens!
fcloud: i think we figured out why tappy wasnt drawing: she was too busy drawing
lamina5432: yeah I paired krark with krark to fix my flip win chances
Electrodyne: @aceofroses_ 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
Dmc3628: so Sephiroth but Vampiric
circusofkirkus: that is a very good vamp
CallMeCJ_: !card Krark the Thumbless
LRRbot: Krark, the Thumbless [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy. / Partner
Gaytanic_Panic: Trouble in the air, whatcha gonna do? It's a cold, it's a fever, or maybe it's the flu. A-a_choooooo
tergonis: we live here now
wtrob: Oh dear...
Masslost: wheelerDroopy
RockPusher: wheelerDroopy
A_Dub888: !findquote droop
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
garunkl: Ben.....
grimshade: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
RandomTrivia: AWwww
atreeinflames: did tappy gain two off of kydele?
Dmc3628: love comes from the heart
TheOneCalledStu: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
DeGunner: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
Jella: !decklist
tehfewl: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
LRRbot: Knight of the White Orchid [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / When Knight of the White Orchid enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
devoidmelody: wheelerDroopy
fcloud: just grant tappy two life every 90 seconds
floki4242: wheelerDroopy
sheer_falacy: this is a deck where you need to keep a history of life total deltas or else it'll end up off
falingard: a tapped rock! :D
Fruan: Rock comes in tapped, for what little that's worth
Dmc3628: one tapped Dwayne
aceofroses_: I think thats Mr.Rock just rock is his son
theamc2000: Are tappy’s cards alters or alter sleeves?
RandomTrivia: @theamc2000 They're alters
theamc2000: Ty
Electrodyne: PokBlastoise PokPikachu PokMaskedpika PokGardevoir PokGengar PokCroagunk PokMachamp
AttackCowboy: The Plains is untapped though
fcloud: just tap the rock! just tappy tap tap it! give it a little tappy tap
garunkl: But Dwayne never tapped out
Dmc3628: land one
circusofkirkus: full art probs
Goban3: hahahaha
Dmc3628: Swords is Life one
RandomTrivia: Nelly...
CallMeCJ_: !card Path to Exile
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
rasterscan: !card Path to Exile
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
aceofroses_: ahaha 1st world magic player problems
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
Fruan: This is going to be one hell of a stream, isn't it?
RandomTrivia: You're thinking of Winds of Abandon?
Pharmacistjudge: Asassin's trophy can't target your own
sheer_falacy: as compared to
Dmc3628: Dec in Stone is oppo
RandomTrivia: Or Trophy
Carsonogenics_: nelly is getting it confused with ass trophy
Pharmacistjudge: taht's what you are thinking of Nelson
sheer_falacy: !card swords to plowshares
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
reptile___: reading the card expl....er, wait
Goban3: if you play mono white you know
A_Dub888: Assassin's Trophy doesn't let you target your own stuff
theevermist: it's assassin's trophy that cant hit your own
Masslost: tappy just needs pocket bacon to power up
coachNelly: yes thanks team
lowman02: thinking of winds of abandon likely
fcloud: well done tappy!
coachNelly: it was asstrophy
fcloud: a+ draw
Dmc3628: huh Dec can get anybody's
Goban3: good stuff
rasterscan: @coachNelly Ewwwwwwww
BjjBrain: @coachNelly I will never call it anything except AssThrophy until the end off time!
Dmc3628: inb4 smothering tithe
CallMeCJ_: I mean this totally respectfully, Tappy really is smoothbrain tonight
sheer_falacy: that's pretty catasstrophic
garunkl: That sounds tempting Wheeler
LRRbot: Bontu's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | Black creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sasu010: question... Was Tappytoeclaws the person that played WUMBRG and offered Camron Pocket bacon?
Anubis169: rum ham? travCLINK lrrHAM ?
circusofkirkus: such a good monument
Jella: Feraligatr Bontu PogChamp
chaostreader: @sasu010 Yep.
Sogheim: whaaaat is this Crocnaw Monument?
garunkl: @Sasu010 yes
Sogheim: and Ben's got this Rock in a Tophat
Dmc3628: desparate times
A_Dub888: Croconawntu's Monument
Anubis169: lrrGARBO
Sasu010: thats what i thought. wonder if he still has nightmare about that
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL sadly, I don't have scans of all of Tappy's cards for the card viewer :P
leeblackwood: This game needs more Space Marines! They will be the best Magic cards. Guns and bombs beat arrows and spells.
LRRbot: Chandra, Torch of Defiance [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 2 damage to each opponent. / [+1]: Add {R}{R}. / [−3]: Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 4 damage to target creature. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."
CallMeCJ_: do you at least have the normal version?
circusofkirkus: ayli whited out
sheer_falacy: I believe now Tappy loses half her life? Or is that just money?
Sasu010: i wish someone could ask her if she remembers doing that
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL Paul, if you did, I don't think I could take this game seriously anymore
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Dmc3628: destroy three creatures or walkers and get them as yours
sheer_falacy: huh, doesn't work well against commanders
gpark6: Ben the plains from knight of the white orchid doesn’t enter tapped
LRRbot: Clan Defiance [XRG] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Clan Defiance deals X damage to target creature with flying. / • Clan Defiance deals X damage to target creature without flying. / • Clan Defiance deals X damage to target player or planeswalker.
Gaytanic_Panic: Oh hey. Zippo Tricks McEdgelord. How's it going'?
Dmc3628: alright Krark time to win a flip
SeismicLawns: We love the Clan defiance!!!
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emily_t_g: YEAHHHH clan D!!!
emily_t_g: I LOVE That card
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aceofroses_: Wheeler is Sooooo defiant
Sibwow: kill the cop?
thehokeypokey: ACAB
Carsonogenics_: acab, that includes jenny
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Dmc3628: hold on Krark has to intervene on a flip of chance
Electrodyne: Bye officer
sheer_falacy: big 50/50
floki4242: o no
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: AMAZING
TimeToFry: What a coin
F1SHOR: Officer Jenny was way better then joy but still tough
RockPusher: lrrGREED
RandomTrivia: That is the perfect Wheeler coin
thraximore: wheelerGreed
TimeToFry: Aw man, I wanted to see Fireweaver pop off
sheer_falacy: does the copy need to have the same modes?
grimshade: should be using vascaline or barcode
SnowbirdMike: Yes
RandomTrivia: Value!.....?
LRRbot: Krark, the Thumbless [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy. / Partner
Fruan: The copy needs to have the same modes
sheer_falacy: it did in this case, I'm just curious
Carsonogenics_: @sheer_falacy same modes, different targets
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: incremental value
circusofkirkus: Greed = good, Hubris = bad
Ammondale: rocks go up?
Dmc3628: Greed wins and Hubris fails
lowman02: hubris means your wings fry up in the sun--at least I'm pretty sure
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLurk I has make no choices, I watch all the things
RandomTrivia: Benjamin "Two Rocks" Ulmer
squirrels_are_mighty: rock hard rolls
FrozenRoseFour: Ah yes, path to exile, the best piece of mono-white ramp
monkeymasterse: would that have stopped the Chandra dying
TimeToFry: Oof
LRRbot: Smothering Tithe [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token.
Ammondale: whooooof
RandomTrivia: Oof indeed
Dmc3628: and now Ulner's arch get'em
CallMeCJ_: womp womp
Sogheim: oh no, the treasures come into play tapped?!
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garunkl: this would be sooo good with the fireweaver...
DigitalSeahorse: nice sketch tokens
possummtg: Treasyres are tapped yes
monkeymasterse: since it no longer has all the legal targets
RandomTrivia: LUL
aceofroses_: here we go again
circusofkirkus: time for that to be added to the sound board
TimeToFry: Treasures enter tapped btw
fcloud: tappy can't afford 2 life, she only has 57
CallMeCJ_: She doesn't negotiate with terrorists
falingard: DRAIN!
sheer_falacy: @monkeymasterse A spell needs at least one legal target to resolve, it only needs all of them on cast
TimeToFry: PogChamp
LRRbot: Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric [2/3] | Deathtouch / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. / {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate this ability only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.
Sibwow: @Bengineering but wasnt the real treasure the friends we made along the way
aceofroses_: hover isnt fly
monkeymasterse: @sheer_falacy thanks
fcloud: the real treasure was the friends we tapped along the way-- wait, strike that, reverse it
RandomTrivia: This 2WB Sorin makes 1/1 Vampires that don't fly, not to be confused with the Khans 2WB Sorin which makes 2/2 Vampires which *DO* fly
TimeToFry: !card ugin's nexus
LRRbot: Ugin's Nexus [5] | Legendary Artifact | If a player would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. / If Ugin's Nexus would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, instead exile it and take an extra turn after this one.
Goban3: i want to make a pokemon fight deck now..
derritter42: I heard a child, was it Tappy or Nelly?
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
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RandomTrivia: Ben I hope you've recorded that onto your soundboard already LUL
aceofroses_: getting a discworld Grim Reaper vibe from Ben
Gaytanic_Panic: THe tax sound should just be the "B R E H"
Sogheim: don't joke about that!
Dmc3628: oh YEAH that's the sound
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fcloud: now imagine your KID doing that
ChippTunes: Oh my
Max_Mckayful: We Must Go Deeper
LRRbot: Riku of Two Reflections [2GUR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay {U}{R}. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {G}{U}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
lowman02: stangg?
ChippTunes: d e e p
sheer_falacy: if there are 2 reflections shouldn't there be 3 Rikus total?
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
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bobAkirafett: I had a coworker drop an entire shelf of olive oil once....that was a fun clean up
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LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Tygersrule: what tapped riku?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Some kid dropped a Baby Ruth in the pool again..."
sheer_falacy: a tapped rock
Dmc3628: ye ole Obedience
thraximore: a tapp-ed rock
aceofroses_: how do you drop a self @bobAkirafett
Tygersrule: ahh i see it now
Goban3: do you have to pay to crack the rocks?
LRRbot: Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist [2W] | Legendary Creature — Kor Scout [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to target permanent or player. / Partner
aceofroses_: Ardenn is soo riped
DiscordianTokkan: Deeeeeez ROCKS
T2_zain: Loving the bot card reader posting
LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
Naarius: Toggo's pretty poggo
sheer_falacy: maybe he's juggling rocks
DiscordianTokkan: Zolo
aceofroses_: Zoro
RandomTrivia: Dammit Wheeler LUL
Ammondale: Dreaming, don't give it up Toggo!
loki_lxix: pay to equip?
wtrob: Gee Toggo, how come your mom lets you have THREE rocks?
reptile___: tappy have you been gaining life from ETB triggers?
bobAkirafett: @aceofroses_ it wasn't in the standards/uprights correctly, so he stocked it, fully, then it fell on like, the last bottle
Max_Mckayful: @sheer_falacy The role I only just read up on says Riku split themself into two. So two reflections through destroying old self
garunkl: Ooooff Wheeler
Goban3: a thran turbine would go great with a Toggo deck
Gaytanic_Panic: B O N K
RandomTrivia: *boop*
ChippTunes: I cast ROCK
CallMeCJ_: *touch*
Sogheim: it is a kunai disguised as a rock and Rock Lee is carrying it for someone else 'cause he can't use ninjutsu
RandomTrivia: !genius
LRRbot: I'm a genius!
rasterscan: !advice
LRRbot: Channel your inner buttsoft.
loki_lxix: he didn't pay to equip rocks?
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
Dmc3628: Ardenn cheats them all
sheer_falacy: !card ardenn, int
LRRbot: Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist [2W] | Legendary Creature — Kor Scout [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to target permanent or player. / Partner
loki_lxix: got it
T2_zain: @loki_lxix his commander can attach them on ETB
DiscordianTokkan: @loki_lxix No, because his other commander does that for him
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
tahoebyker: smothering tithe or treebeard?
Max_Mckayful: Meyrn has me convinced it's En-Gyne-Er
Dmc3628: only fair things can come from that Zurran orb (saying tat sarcastically)
aceofroses_: I never heard of this cards its...interesting
fcloud: demonic tudor!
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: gooset6POG POG
Goban3: oh thats awesome
TimeToFry: That's really cool
aceofroses_: niiiice
TimeToFry: That's hilarious
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Goban3: daaaaaaaaam
Gaytanic_Panic: Just show up and D U N K
RandomTrivia: That's just good value right there
Gaytanic_Panic: Nice.
CallMeCJ_: nice
RandomTrivia: Amazing
KaleidoscopeMind: wait he's not?
tehfewl: i feel like thats cheating, and i love it
Max_Mckayful: Respect the hustle
1y1e: I mean.... greatest thief in the multiverse
ArgentumFlare: What a hustle
Gaytanic_Panic: Just fleecing people.
SnowBuddy18: I guess we have a new nickname for Ral
hd_dabnado: sounds like wisconsin
Loonatic93: That's not right! He's an Aetherpunk Dr. Strange!
TimeToFry: Damn
RandomTrivia: Welp
Goban3: hahahahaha
MadWolf1290: Yeah it is!
fcloud: cheap drinks or a very small bar
circusofkirkus: yup, that's wisco
LRRbot: Smothering Tithe [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token.
DigitalSeahorse: pegaChamp pogs used as mtg tokens
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Dmc3628: TIME TO FIGHT
letfireraindown: Ah soconies
TamesLovesGames: Wisconsin hype
F1SHOR: $50 gets me 5 shots here 😂
Gaytanic_Panic: These taxes have gone too damn high
aceofroses_: I would love to do that just to yell *Next round is on me!
Saturnify: Everyone who can play this smothering tithe now has smothering tithe
TimeToFry: @F1SHOR Where do you live D:
Saturnify: powerful
Dmc3628: right Wheeler we need a Bane of progress stat
Loonatic93: Greetings from across the Mississippi!
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RandomTrivia: Aw yeah, get those Etherium Cells in there
falingard: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
F1SHOR: @timetofry Sydney Australia lol
Goban3: tisk tisk tappy
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sheer_falacy: it's a different shade of white
ArgentumFlare: "MtG is a game where you cast creatures and they interact with your opponents creatures"
RayoConDios: Izzet glass, orzhov deck, that's got to be a faux paux
LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
Juliamon: Looks like how my sister drinks water. Fill glass with ice, add water into the cracks around it.
Loonatic93: A whiter shade of pale?
Goban3: HE TOOK THE SPOILS FROM THE TOWER
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature — Horror [2/2] | When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Goban3: that was funnier in my head
LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | Worn Powerstone enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.
TimeToFry: This board is really looking great
alex666dancause: You just love to see the green deck having less mana than the orzhov and boros decks. Even better, its because of a white card
thraximore: wheelerHub
sing_o_muse: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
sheer_falacy: he needed to reveal a card in his hand
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
Goban3: HUBRIS
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
ArgentumFlare: The Hub ris
thraximore: wheelerHub wheelerHub
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
laikagoat: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dmc3628: three in a row
sheer_falacy: well that's a heck of a Bris
Jwiley129: FOUR
RandomTrivia: WOW
wtrob: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
TimeToFry: Oh my goodness
odocoelus: Is there a Bane of Progress in Wheeler's deck?
harju: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Dragonality: He's all thumbs today
Dmc3628: highlight reel here we come
ArgentumFlare: Statistically Unlikely
Jwiley129: FIVE
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT
grimshade: this is so going i nthe highlight reel
garunkl: less stress on the second O in Idiot. Its said rather fast
RandomTrivia: WHAT?
TimeToFry: You hate to see it
thraximore: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerHub wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
shurtal: HAHAHA
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: is that a two-sided hubris coin
emily_t_g: woooooo
RandomTrivia: Poor Krark...
TheOneCalledStu: WOW
PigmyWurm: Does the coin flipper work?
aceofroses_: paul is the coin broken?
Sogheim: Paul! did you rig the coin for comedy?!
yatagarasu1177: welcome to the highlight reel
Juliamon: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Gaytanic_Panic: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
grimshade: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
RandomTrivia: 1/32
Pywodwagon: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
wtrob: That's so hubris
Goban3: tappyt1Valanicepog tappyt1Valanicepog
Loonatic93: 1 in 32
RayoConDios: #weighted coin
Max_Mckayful: I don't blame Paul, but I also blame Paul
whystronaut: what a gamer moment am I right?
ThorSokar: That is what we call extremely unlikely
LariatWest: Definitional Hubris
LarkSachrosis: Are... are you doing this Paul?
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler, welcome to the highlights
Saturnify: Just one wheelerGreed is all we need
storiers: it's getting a little opening scene of rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead in here
frogomb: Private Hugh Bris reporting for duty
Loonatic93: 1 in 32 is no where near extremely unlikely.
VazSun: it's about 3%
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edmaffei: casual 3,125%
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL blame javascript Math.random I guess?
SnowbirdMike: Cheated?
Sogheim: I blame the javascript!
Max_Mckayful: Hire a better tutor?
thraximore: no ben, that was never an option LUL
falingard: That's like ulting Ral Zarek and getting no extra turns
LariatWest: was the Pir player running both?
Fruan: Sounds to me lik Krark needs some thumbs
sheer_falacy: Always play around the 1 in 32!
SnowbirdMike: Hacked the coin app
fcloud: actually calls javascript Math.tails() instead
bullseye3265: groan
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TimeToFry: I'm off, catch y'all in the vod!
Manae: Ah, so if he would have just waited 0.01 seconds longer to push that button he might have gotten a different random seed
Max_Mckayful: Krark and the Five Coins and the Finger of Doom
RandomTrivia: Take care TimeToFry!
Hewdra: In the void...
Max_Mckayful: banger alert
RandomTrivia: Aww yeah, this is my absolute favourite BGC track, specifically this remix
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InsaneMuadib: 29 months, wow it's been a long time. Thanks for making a great community
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bernardo013: 69 woo
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aceofroses_: is that a new playmat? seems cool
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sheer_falacy: Ben + Wheeler is... slightly more
Max_Mckayful: Arch-Tappiny
Qvdv: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: that can be accomplished without life gain!
SK__Ren: Actually both bens are 68, technically more than 65
aceofroses_: damn, tappy breaking walls
TheTruePhantomAngel: @tappytoeclaws Four more life!
BigGayJulia: Oh snap
Favre_Studios: 66
LRRbot: Sunforger [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+0. / {R}{W}, Unattach Sunforger: Search your library for a red or white instant card with converted mana cost 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle your library. / Equip {3}
SamanthaVess: @SK__Ren It's 66. And how is 68 "technically" more than 65?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: That was REALLY good though, Wheeler
Max_Mckayful: Tappy uses Relevant Social Context. It's super effective
RandomTrivia: Nelly yes!
circusofkirkus: get a soprano trombone
stizzet: how's the new place Wheeler? it's been about a week right?
BrindleBoar: USBone
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SgtBrink: I have 3 trombones
Loonatic93: It's just a regular Trombone with a USB Mic tapped to the inner bell.
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Loonatic93: taped?
LRRbot: Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist [2W] | Legendary Creature — Kor Scout [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to target permanent or player. / Partner
LarkSachrosis: There is indeed an app for that.
Favre_Studios: sunforger is tapped
sheer_falacy: sunforger being tapped does not seem like it matters
bullseye3265: sunforger is good
Dmc3628: teferi's protection
LRRbot: Sunforger [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+0. / {R}{W}, Unattach Sunforger: Search your library for a red or white instant card with converted mana cost 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle your library. / Equip {3}
rasterscan: Does Red or White instant also allow RW instanct?
Gaytanic_Panic: Warp a rock?
TheTruePhantomAngel: Ben Ulmer appears to have several Gorignaks...
lowman02: fracturing gust, please
Gaytanic_Panic: @rasterscan yes
Dmc3628: gust is 5 right?
lowman02: @Dmc3628 yeah it's an utterly illegal target
tergonis: the shaggy setting only works when you say "it wasn't me"
Dmc3628: ooh deflecting swat
LRRbot: Deflecting Swat [2R] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.
bullseye3265: nice
Gaytanic_Panic: dorf swort
RandomTrivia: Shaggy is much more the accent and mannerisms than a sound, a changer can't do much for that
garunkl: nice move
LarkSachrosis: That is one cool rock
AdamYMHMI: Doubles as a Matthew Lillard setting (which we know Wheeler has been lacking.
bullseye3265: well deflected
Dmc3628: huh thought'd we pick tithe to end the nonsense
rasterscan: @Gaytanic_Panic TY!
Dragonality: If deflected, wouldn't combat still resolve?
Gaytanic_Panic: benginFingers benginFingers
grimshade: did they foirget combat
Dragonality: (not trying to backseat, just curious)
bullseye3265: bens turn makes me jens for syr gwyn
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL redirecting an ability is weird and silly
lowman02: !card divert
LRRbot: Divert [U] | Instant | Change the target of target spell with a single target unless that spell's controller pays {2}.
sheer_falacy: yes, they forgot combat
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Loonatic93: Help! My cat has my left hand and wrist; and she is being really cute about it! It's hard to type things with one hand!!!!!!!
fcloud: or drawing
bullseye3265: damage still resolves
Favre_Studios: damage
circusofkirkus: just say Tappy blocked with the vamp she sacced
Dragonality: M'kay, it's only a little damage so it isn't super important other than my own understanding of mechanics
grimshade: do we need to bring in the level 5 super judge?
RandomTrivia: @Loonatic93 I'm sorry for your loss, but that hand belongs to the cat now
petey_vonwho: @Loonatic93 tough, that is your life now.
RayoConDios: Ari Lax, the winner PT Khans?
bullseye3265: it follows
Loonatic93: She's holding it like some sort of teddy bear.
NextLevelTabletop: pocket bacon was a GREAT play!
garunkl: Are you summoning Beej? lrrBEEEJ
Baakem: What a treat! Tappy is on tonight! Where's her mizzet suit?
fcloud: life better be an int
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
codyfoti1999: I LEGIT just told my girlfriend about the time she beat a vegetarian so hard he ate bacon.
GamesAndInk: WHEELER
bullseye3265: cheer 500
RandomTrivia: I would absolutely watch that
Blasteg: @fcloud Just desserts entered the chat
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Jadaris: cast Janet next
codyfoti1999: Who would be Sean? I vote Wheeler
RandomTrivia: nice
metaphics: what's the nurse joy card?
RomanGoro: Nice
JAndersonCAD: Cheer100 Just a reminder you are all wonderful and valid. Good night and wonderful weekend to all my guys, gals, and non binary pals
RandomTrivia: @metaphics Soul's Attendant
bullseye3265: cheer500
metaphics: nice
frogomb: 69 blaze it
LRRbot: Suture Priest [1W] | Creature — Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.
falingard: suture self PrideShrug
RayoConDios: Dammit Ben
BigGayJulia: What’s sex katesSass
lowman02: just a cleric
sheer_falacy: is Erebos a creature?
rasterscan: So, who brought board wipes today?
Dmc3628: no but Monument cares it's a creature on the stack
garunkl: @BigGayJulia It's the thing old timey sailors navigated with
RandomTrivia: Nelly is exactly right here. On both counts.
asthanius: Erebos is the fifth devotion
asthanius: Ayli?
RandomTrivia: Ayli is not in play
asthanius: Oh gotcha
Dmc3628: Ayli is off in zone landia
Dmc3628: thanks to Ulmer's swat
Robot_Bones: Cause I'd like to know where you got Devotion SingsNote
RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
RandomTrivia: The deep cuts
BjjBrain: LOL
JessKay: wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Qvdv: LUL
BjjBrain: I mis heard, he said greeneedle right?
DaCardCzar: Pretty sure he's made that joke before a few times too
sheer_falacy: awww, that's so sweet
Saturnify: That doesn't sound like Wheeler at all wheelerKappa
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, are we Balancing?!
RandomTrivia: Wahey!
Dmc3628: OH MY GOD
LRRbot: Jokulhaups [4RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
garunkl: Wooooooaaaahhh!
lowman02: woof
underhill33: Holy crap
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaang
Max_Mckayful: Ice Age technologies!
A_Dub888: benginOh benginNo
Dmc3628: so Ulmer about that Teferi's Protection
RandomTrivia: Has Ben got Sunforger for Boros Charm, perchance? LUL
Saturnify: Zuran Orb coming in clutch?
LarkSachrosis: Joe Kel Hops
codyfoti1999: Nelson why
Favre_Studios: artifacts die
RandomTrivia: And that's GG!
SamanthaVess: Oh no!
Landgraft: superfriends all star jocular hops
Kadenus: LUL
TwitchingPokki: OH YES
ImmortalLen: Nice Ben!
underhill33: my god
DionysusRevelry: only true villians play with that card
RandomTrivia: (probably)
circusofkirkus: that seems solid
Dragonality: woof, good play
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
SamanthaVess: Writes down "Zealous Persecution"
sheer_falacy: sure is powerful to always have the perfect answer
bobbyglitzer: Isn’t land destruction against the social contract of edh?^^
RandomTrivia: But those Tithes are going to carry Tappy and Ben for the rest of the game
DaCardCzar: Tappy could flip her lili?
fcloud: all of ben's permanents have indestructible though
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Tribal Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
sheer_falacy: it does because it's exile
Kadenus: it would work yes
garunkl: it should work
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AllTheWeasels: I was not expecting to see Jokulhaups this evening. Wild!
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RandomTrivia: You can replace an indestructible thing with a very destructible 1/1
Dmc3628: enchantments and PW's would
dangerous_safety: for whatever reason I always think boros charm is only creatures.
Favre_Studios: lands in graveyard
Dmc3628: so i guess Tappy's not paying 10 for Ulmer's tithe
MadWolf1290: 1/1 ? or VI ?
circusofkirkus: well this is quite the turn
LRRbot: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor [5BR] (front: Valki, God of Lies) | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | As Tibalt enters the battlefield, you get an emblem with "You may play cards exiled with Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells." / [+2]: Exile the top card of each player's library. / [−3]: Exile target artifact or creature. / [−8]: Exile all cards from all graveyards. Add {R}{R}{R}.
garunkl: did nelly have 15mana?
Dmc3628: alright time to flip cards off the library
RandomTrivia: Is that a Rite?!
RandomTrivia: Oh boy
luxxybunny: doesnt lili flip now
rasterscan: !card goblin welder
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
RayoConDios: This seems over tbh
AllTheWeasels: @luxxybunny I think not, because she died at the same time as everything else
RandomTrivia: @luxxybunny Liliana only leaves and comes back transformed if she's on the board when the ability resolves.
circusofkirkus: Perma token
Dmc3628: it seems over because Jokul has sent everyone back to the stoneage
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sheer_falacy: Tappy is getting a black lotus a turn by default
RayoConDios: Poor wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Did Nelson not get an Infinitokens care package?
garunkl: Wheller chug that beer!
garunkl: *Wheeler
Dmc3628: yeah Jokulhaps is an ender for a reason
RandomTrivia: I mean, there are 2 Tithes in play, they do a lot of work through Jokulhaups
lowman02: second sunrise
sheer_falacy: one of the tithes is on the person who has land anyway
codyfoti1999: Show off
codyfoti1999: Imagine having lands
sheer_falacy: he's joining the rest of them
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fcloud: what do the rocks do?
falingard: mana goes away at combat?
sheer_falacy: !card Toggo
LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
Dmc3628: so i guess that mana all disappears if we're moving phases
Loonatic93: They ask you to smell what they are cooking.
RandomTrivia: Yep, there it is!
LRRbot: Faith's Reward [3W] | Instant | Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh you guys destroyed all your lands? Ok I will join you! Jk, I got my lands back"
sheer_falacy: so many different rocks!
djalternative: let's just say ben did it first main
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ben is Rock Rich
Decahawk: We just say that happened in first main, it wouldnt really change anything
vrecken: Ben has demonstrated a loop, you must concede
Loonatic93: Nelly messed everything up!
SnowbirdMike: restart at 20 life?
RandomTrivia: Ben wins, game 2!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
AllTheWeasels: Clutch Boros Charm there, for sure
RandomTrivia: the8bitClap the8bitClap the8bitClap
Dmc3628: i honestly thought it'd be Teferi's Protection off the forger
RandomTrivia: Praise be unto Paul!
fcloud: i'm interpreting this as nelson, wheeler, and tappy conceded
RandomTrivia: The mighty wizard!
lirazel64: Charmed by Boros.
Hewdra: In love with the Jokulhaups <3
asthanius: Or if two people on the stream can swap exact decklists
bullseye3265: new decks! Yay!
AllTheWeasels: C is a passing grade
Qvdv: :D
Hewdra: Thanks for letting me see someone resolve that today
Kadenus: it would have been perfectly symmetrical if it wasn't for that pesky boros charm
DeM0nFiRe: Hey a C- is 70%
aceofroses_: Paul is The Technomancer
sheer_falacy: does the deck tracker need to know the exact versions of each card used?
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: c is for diploma. no wait.
coachNelly: stoked there is some love for jokulhaups <3
Nobodycris: themys15Bluefish themys15Bluefish themys15Bluefish themys15Bluefish
MadWolf1290: Tappy appeals to a higher power of lrrPAUL . It appears to work!
Max_Mckayful: uhg, why is Paul soooo competent. It's amazin'
TwitchingPokki: Commayyyynnder commin later on
sheer_falacy: wait isn't the deck tracker just a person now
garunkl: I wish everyone an ongoing wonderful evening. I'll go to bed. See ya!
Dragonality: Let's Jokulhaup on down to the next game of commander
AllTheWeasels: @coachNelly making me want to sleeve up my own rakdos list with that, tbh
Landgraft: always here to love a red card that summons a lot of water
JadenMina: Did a jokullhaups happen?
sheer_falacy: yes, and a boros charm
JadenMina: Nice
sheer_falacy: and then some concedes
JadenMina: Thanks, I came in at the concedes and saw the board state
Max_Mckayful: Also, shoutout to Sunforger being a crazy good card
sheer_falacy: repeatable tutor pretty good
RandomTrivia: Yeah, shoutout to Sunforger for being a Tutor, a Ritual and sometimes a Quicken all in one
RandomTrivia: Oh no, it doesn't get Sorceries.
RandomTrivia: Still very good though.
Goban3: ah crap did I miss the game?
ShaneLeeAtk: They are going to game 2
RandomTrivia: Game 1 is done, but another game coming shortly!
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Splosion: 4 years?! that's almost... 4 years!
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Goban3: sweet! who won?
RayoConDios: @Goban3 Boros Charm
ShaneLeeAtk: Bulmer by quorum
Juliamon: oh, this new deck looks fun
Goban3: boros Cham is always a winner
RandomTrivia: Ben won game 1 by saving his board from Jokulhaups with Boros Charm
lirazel64: That charming Boros boi, Ben Ulmer.
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bloodstar: 7 months let's go
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Goban3: I have just learned that Popeyes has fish sandwiches
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petey_vonwho: Game 2! Game 2!
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, Alela!
DeM0nFiRe: Good luck!
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Decahawk: Same decks for everyone?
codyfoti1999: Gl hf
Juliamon: New deck for Tappy
RandomTrivia: I hope it's Alela, Alolan Forme! lrrBEEJ
codyfoti1999: Who’s gonna be on repeat “Good Game”?
djalternative: !card Woo Jesus
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | Ketria Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
sheer_falacy: how many plains do you want? You can have all of them!
lirazel64: Are we all playing the same commanders?
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
Goban3: oooooo
sheer_falacy: !card land tax
LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Krark, the Thumbless [1R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy. / Partner
codyfoti1999: Too much value. Illegal
sharkeyandthewizard: if we see a second jokulhaups i'm gonna be hooting and hollering so dang loud
Saturnify: Our Gobliny boy!
derritter42: The Sensei's Beyblade!
strangelee: Oh cool, I just finished my Alela deck earlier this week
Goban3: ooo fancy land
strangelee: Hope Tappy takes hers to victory!
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
fcloud: that's one pointy bauble
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Pristine Talisman [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.
Loonatic93: Did Tappy introduce her new commander?
Robot_Bones: she did Alela
RandomTrivia: Welp
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
sheer_falacy: first flip worked!
RandomTrivia: Krark pls
Saturnify: He has no thumbs, he likes eating spells, this goblin flips coins... at an inordinate rate against Wheeler's benefit
sheer_falacy: The rest not so much
lamina5432: wheeler needs his thumb
grimshade: as someone that made a krark deck i know the feels
sharkeyandthewizard: krark just pushing wheeler into a locker over here
raulghoulia: Pir draws toothy
lowman02: wheeler is a very unlucky magic player
sheer_falacy: Who has two thumbs and wins coin flips? Not this guy!
MillerDark: Is there a theme/gimmick tonight?
LRRbot: Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist [2W] | Legendary Creature — Kor Scout [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to target permanent or player. / Partner
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL idk! I far as I know the random code is fine
LRRbot: Etherium Sculptor [1U] | Artifact Creature — Vedalken Artificer [1/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
MillerDark: One future sight away from drawing deck MonkaS
LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | Worn Powerstone enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Goban3: best looking swamp
sheer_falacy: that's an interesting place to put a swamp
rasterscan: !card Kralk
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: OMG
AllTheWeasels: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
fcloud: i demand a recount
Loonatic93: Is that 10?
lowman02: someone hacked the hubris coin
Kadenus: how is this even possible
asthanius: It's cool that Paul made it always come up tails
DiscordianTokkan: I have yet to see a Heads
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
Saturnify: wheelerHub wheelerHub
thraximore: unbelievable.
asthanius: Try vaseline or barcode
strangelee: It's 50/50 every time, but this is wild
Kadenus: the hubris coinin
Hewdra: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
AllTheWeasels: I got here late, it has actually come up heads at some point, right?
RandomTrivia: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Saturnify: A tale in two discard
derritter42: Are we sure that the coin is working properly?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL we saw one heads?
Loonatic93: The very first time he rolled heads.
strangelee: The first one
derritter42: This seems absolutely ridiculous
thraximore: the very first flip was heads
RayoConDios: juzFeels
niccus: is your new house haunted
AllTheWeasels: Thank you Tappy, same thing went through my head lol
LRRbot: Valakut Exploration [2R] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are cards exiled with Valakut Exploration, put them into their owner's graveyard, then Valakut Exploration deals that much damage to each opponent.
RandomTrivia: We have seen Greed, so it's not actually broken. Variance is just repeatedly gut-punching Wheeler
asthanius: Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak
fcloud: and off-by-one errors
AllTheWeasels: I count two things
sheer_falacy: He got to kill 2 planeswalkers with one spell
Qvdv: 1 thing btw
Gooseblast: LuL
sheer_falacy: and the game never forgave him for it
Nefarious_Ned: Um...that's three things...
RayoConDios: Ain't no holla back girl...unless you're wheeler casting Ponder
RandomTrivia: Goes into the graveyard Ben
derritter42: We're a game of tails from being able to say that the coin is not fair according to statistics
RandomTrivia: From exile
pyrojakk: Ben, Valakut exploration returns the cards to your graveyard eot
falingard: did nelly take the krark commander damage?
AllTheWeasels: Back in your graveyard if you don't play it
RandomTrivia: You can play it from exile, if you don't play it it goes into the yard
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
sheer_falacy: Alela, who sort of smiles at death
RayoConDios: Storm count 3
RandomTrivia: Alela, who smiles at many things, especially you when you get pranked
AllTheWeasels: Alela, you've got me on my knees
rasterscan: !card Time Twister
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
sheer_falacy: wow, a power 9 card!
sheer_falacy: it must be the 1st-9th best card in the game
lamina5432: how about an echo
ADTalks: Could have had a twister for a couple grand around 6 months ago, now it's reaching 10k
RayoConDios: So Nelly is going to cast Tibalt, so the question is, will Nelly resolve more of Wheeler's instants and sorceries than Wheeler does
Goban3: woof
YeetTheRich_: i just tuned in ... how does nelly have 8 mana in rakdos and wheeler 2 mana in temur? lmao
rasterscan: !card Grinding Station
LRRbot: Grinding Station [2] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target player mills three cards. / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield, you may untap Grinding Station.
Loonatic93: Time Twister is probably #9 on that power ranking.
LRRbot: Grinding Station [2] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target player mills three cards. / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield, you may untap Grinding Station.
r10pez10: hi chat hi all
Juliamon: o/
djalternative: hola
r10pez10: is this a Game 2?
RandomTrivia: Good luck Wheeler.
RandomTrivia: Hey there r10pez10!
derritter42: @YeetTheRich_ Wheeler has failed 4 Ponders with Krark
RandomTrivia: It certainly is!
LRRbot: Spinerock Knoll | Land | Hideaway / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
fcloud: he's failed more like 8 in a row
sheer_falacy: it is game 2, game 1 ended via jokulhaups vs boros charm
YeetTheRich_: @derritter42 yeah that seems on brand lrrGREED
Max_Mckayful: Shelldock cycle!
r10pez10: that's ... a very strong win
r10pez10: oh hey a turn counter
r10pez10: nice tech, paul!
BrowneePoints: Ulmer should name his deck Starship, cuz it built this city on Rocks(and roll)
RandomTrivia: LUL
AllTheWeasels: Big same Nelly
lamina5432: importantly the boros charm was Ben jokulhaups was Nelson
orimazer: wait what
asthanius: Friends with a literal child
DiscordianTokkan withers into dust
Goban3: boss ben boss ben
strangelee: Wait, Ben and I are the same age?
r10pez10: ben "boss baby" ulmer
rasterscan: Poor Ben always get that reaction.
strangelee: Wild
lirazel64: And so CUTE!
BrowneePoints: Mom's Daretti
asthanius: Oh is that why people have kids? For the steady stream of blood?
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrBaby
AllTheWeasels: You're not helping Ben - just turned 28 today, and it's a lot breezier up top than it used to be :(
strangelee: Daretti's spaghetti already
jessieimproved is old
LRRbot: Daretti, Scrap Savant [3R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Daretti [3] | [+2]: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / [−2]: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−10]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step." / Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.
BrowneePoints: I freakin love daretti. Those commander decks were just fun
djalternative: Why does it feel like I was one of the few people her that knew Ulmer was in his 20's
RandomTrivia: WOAH
RandomTrivia: Gottem!
YeetTheRich_: well since beej is timeless he technically isn't older than 30 either
RandomTrivia: There goes the Top!
xythrogar: sacrifice?
notbehaving: learning that I'm older than both the bens in LRR makes me feel things
AllTheWeasels: Nelly just getting people tonight
RandomTrivia: @xythrogar He sacrificed the Grinding Station to itself
sheer_falacy: !card cloud cover
LRRbot: Cloud Cover [2WU] | Enchantment | Whenever another permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may return that permanent to its owner's hand.
xythrogar: oh, right it needs you to sac something. thanks!
AllTheWeasels: He doesn't lose the loyalty
RandomTrivia: Tibalt does everything! He even taps for mana!
AllTheWeasels: He's the most loyal land you've ever seen
RandomTrivia: The Wanderer is clearly Bolas in disguise LUL
RandomTrivia: WHEELER NO
fcloud: somehow i doubt that any mtg lore contains the phrase "dies on the toilet"
thraximore: I thought the Wanderer was Urza umbraThink
Loonatic93: It's my moon, and I want it NOW!!!!!!!
RandomTrivia: Go to Moon Jail!
strangelee: I have a structured settlement and I need MOON NOW
fcloud: it's fair-y
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TristalMTG: Ducktales Moon theme?
RandomTrivia: Wooooo!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Nefarious_Ned: That's no moon!!
DeM0nFiRe: It's cosco
r10pez10: close enough
thraximore: LUL
Goban3: perfect!
nudibranch_art: I haaaave a rude enchantment, but I NEED MOON NOWWWWW
niccus: is there a k-mart theme?
fcloud: what are all the numbers that are sometimes around commanders?
RandomTrivia: It makes me so happy that the Fantasy Costco button still lives
TristalMTG: @fcloud amounts of commander damage dealt
AttackCowboy: Moon now the only reasonable position besides Moon Big
Gooseblast: LuL
BrowneePoints: Paul, that got a freaking slow clap out of me
BjjBrain: Eva episode 24 "It's Andy Williams"
strangelee: He's playing Moon Now, right now
fcloud: @TristalMTG why are they in different colors? im so lost
asthanius: holy shit
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Qvdv: LUL
F1SHOR: 😂 perfect
Goban3: oh
RandomTrivia: PAUL YES
Goban3: oh no
Alex_Frostfire: Paul MVP
thraximore: was waiting for it
GamesAndInk: PAUL is a GOD
strangelee: Paul real MVP
LRRbot: Feast of Succession [4BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −4/−4 until end of turn. You become the monarch.
holidayMD: What stream is fantasy Costco from?
RandomTrivia: EIther that or Wheeler is playing a VERY long game
HundreydAundre: At least the stream partially exists in the same game, somehow.(...but not really)
Dmc3628: sure is a wrath and an introductory of king
sheer_falacy: all hail King Nelson!
BrowneePoints: @holidayMD adventure zone board game afk
Qvdv: that Feast of Succession art though
HundreydAundre: I like Nelson's pre-empt approach
lirazel64: "Paul, play 'O Fortuna' from Carmina Burans."
r10pez10: did you know MOON NOW upsidedown is MON NOOW
LRRbot: Pull from Tomorrow [XUU] | Instant | Draw X cards, then discard a card.
Triforcecwp: I asked my play group if i could make a boardwipe tribal and i got a very strong NO from everyone. :\
adambomb625: Turns out tomorrow is an Island
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: !card paul from tomorrow
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ADTalks: LUL
fcloud: "impatient sinatra"
r10pez10: tangent: does the moon even have hours? isn't it tidally locked?
HundreydAundre: Preceding all hostilities and betrayals against you.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
BjjBrain: Nelson Muntz is upset lol
strangelee: I love this stream
lowman02: that ponder was a 3 mana Omen
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
RandomTrivia: Krark is just one of those arcade claw machines, programmed to pay out in a very specific ratio
sheer_falacy: first hit of Krark is free
frogomb: Former FSU QB Christian Ponder
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT WHEELER
fcloud: walked right into that one
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Goban3: baited
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: very nice
raulghoulia: wheeler discards guttersnipe and cultivate? those are my favorite cards. What's in his hand?
sheer_falacy: he could also just look at his tattoo
strangelee: Presented the glass for you to burst through
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
ADTalks: Jebaited by Wheeler
BjjBrain: That sounded more like "the love boat"
josh___something: damn it wheeler
HundreydAundre: Ponder Two The Moon?
r10pez10: what is mana crypt in japanese
LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
ThorSokar: Pretty sure that ponder is tattooed on his forearm
fcloud: the way the coin is going tonight, mana crypt is a very bold move
Earthenone: Manakuriputo
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Earthenone: (マナクリプト)
ADTalks: Inb4 Ulmer losing in 12 turns
sheer_falacy: no, use the other side of the gambler's fallacy, after so many tails it must be heads
asthanius: "bolt myself for two"
Blasteg: chat, I'm not familiar with commander, are we on pace for a 5 hour game?
MillerDark: If only there was a better way to say it
HundreydAundre: @r10pez10 Card is CARD if yous already know card from here, right Ben?
MillerDark: NEW BUTTON
Triforcecwp: Shock for 3?
lowman02: firebolt myself, he mean
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
HundreydAundre: Crap. Witch en was that meant for?
sheer_falacy: play soul warden, bolt myself for -1 every time a creature shows up
Nibblitman: All damage is now Bolt
MillerDark: Play Land, Bolt Myself for 2
fcloud: someday i will be able to understand these jokes
LRRbot: Walking Atlas [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
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lowman02: more 2 damage bolts than 3 damage bolts
asthanius: Ooh the Creature!
strangelee: Blasphemous Act, just a wide bolt
Saturnify: My friend!
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Blasteg: @fcloud Bolt, as in, lightning bolt, deals 3 damage
LRRbot: Sunforger [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+0. / {R}{W}, Unattach Sunforger: Search your library for a red or white instant card with converted mana cost 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle your library. / Equip {3}
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Saturnify: Creature - Construct!
fcloud: but why "bolt yourself"?
asthanius: bolt for 1
HundreydAundre: Bee back, Sun of Four-Jers
lowman02: @fcloud pump spell for Death's Shadow
Decahawk: Why wouldnt you bolt yourself tbh
strangelee: He paid 1 life to search for a land, then played a shock land for 2 life @fcloud
deyja429: Bolt myself for 2 is the next LRR button right?
fcloud: i get the sense that even if i understood it, i wouldnt get it
asthanius: "Play Kitchen Finks, un-bolt myself for 2"
sheer_falacy: !card lightning bolt
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
lowman02: I'll Rouse myself putting in this land
Blasteg: @asthanius color identity, that card is illegal
YeetTheRich_: next card kingdom button "bolt myself for 2" pls
deyja429: Salve my self for 4
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Play Kitchen Finks, Healing salve for 2
Saturnify: Ah Bitterblossom and Biggerblossom
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
RayoConDios: I prefer savoryblossom personally
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LRRbot: Chandra, Torch of Defiance [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 2 damage to each opponent. / [+1]: Add {R}{R}. / [−3]: Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 4 damage to target creature. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."
tehcrashxor: ZippoTricks McEdgeLord!
r10pez10: hard agree wheeler, this is a good 'un
strangelee: Bolts do 2 on the Moon, that's what I've gathered
RandomTrivia politely applauds Tappy's additional reference
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Loonatic93: Fighting evil by Moonlight.
RandomTrivia: Nelly is "The Bad Guy" tribal
AllTheWeasels: I love it
Dmc3628: Nelly refuses to concede the throne
strangelee: Damn that one fairy in particular
HundreydAundre: Best Pre-empt Nelson
asthanius: Oh, Tog, dude
fcloud: fairy gets destroyed AND is single? dire
BrowneePoints: "I stubbed my Toggo"
coachNelly: twitch chat if only they knew how many board wipes i have in hand
sheer_falacy: One is the loneliest number, so try zero!
asthanius: @coachNelly They do now
Stoffern: single fairies no longer in your area
BrowneePoints: @coachNelly Was it 2? It's 2. I bet it's 2. It was 2 wasn't it?
Qvdv: coachNelly love this subtle foreshadowing
fcloud: how many boards could a nelson wipe if a nelson could wipe boards
niccus: if there's extinction event, that's half a wipe
r10pez10: wheeler
Goban3: pogo my dogo
raulghoulia: how is ben 28 and knows HR puffinstuff?
Saturnify: Oh I see
Hewdra: gosh dang Wheeler
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
Loonatic93: Oko?
Saturnify: More coins
Dmc3628: the great O-khan
fcloud: single fairies no longer in your battlefield
HundreydAundre: @coachNelly awe, yea!? That sounds about a ripe hand. a bomb answering all bombs
deyja429: Cthulu Fthagan what a wonderful phrase
fcloud: lion king 4: lion king meets space jam
Nibblitman: Lion King 4: Lions in Space
underhill33: Lions in spaaaaaace
DiscordianTokkan: Lion King: Endwalker
fcloud: lion king 4: event horizon
misspokeycat: amoona matata
r10pez10: question
Gaytanic_Panic: Lion King: This Time, It's Personal
niccus: and now wheeler decks himself
thraximore: wheelerGreed
Tiber727: Everything the light touches is yours.
raulghoulia: stop there
r10pez10: does ben's mana crypt trigger with zndrsplt
Nibblitman: lol
RandomTrivia: sergeHolymoly
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
fcloud: 4
Nibblitman: 4
ThorSokar: 4
sheer_falacy: 4
strangelee: 4
Qvdv: 4
r10pez10: 4
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: 4
Saturnify: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerEed
yatagarasu1177: paul rigged it in the other way to make up for the tutor
Nefarious_Ned: Have you heard?
orimazer: ah, regression to the mean
r10pez10: so if ulmer wins a flip wheeler draws a card right
HundreydAundre: @fcloud @Nibblitman WAIT, Wait wait...!!! Hold on a second! F O U R!? Wut's with the fours!? Naw, now, the 4s *snatch* half got two go!!!
MilesNaismith3: Bayesian statistics - not a reference I was expecting on Friday Night Paper Fight
RandomTrivia: LUL
AllTheWeasels: LUL
RandomTrivia: Go to Moon Jail
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: !card shock
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
sheer_falacy: that's a real nice one sided howling mine you have there
Nibblitman: @HundreydAundre Now that you say it I am feeling more like a 3
strangelee: Can this whole game just be the next Highlights?
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle your library. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
lowman02: argentum armor
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
DeM0nFiRe: P... pog? Did I pronounce that right?
r10pez10: coughpogcough
BrowneePoints: But Pig isn't on screen?
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
fcloud: a paranoid android?
Dmc3628: that's Pepsiman version
Goban3: my favorite sad boi that isnt in a band
LRRbot: Need for Speed [R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a land: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Nibblitman: He feels the need
r10pez10: what a weird card
MilesNaismith3: Paging Tom Cruise
RandomTrivia: Huh. I was today years old when I learned this card existed
TwitchingPokki: @r10pez10 it's so good tho
r10pez10: oh wait he got crucible
strangelee: same
r10pez10: oh no
Gaytanic_Panic: Nord For Spord
Dog_of_Myth: Pög
Dmc3628: yeah is a card used by the Khans narset decks to get their Narset speedbois
r10pez10: gonna need a cactuar alter of nord for spord
Gaytanic_Panic: PORPSI MAN
LRRbot: Scion of Oona [2U] | Creature — Faerie Soldier [1/1] | Flash / Flying / Other Faerie creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other Faeries you control have shroud.
BrowneePoints: Pög my Bröther
deyja429: The alt art of Solemn does kind of look like Pepsi Man.
lowman02: waiting for the mistbind clique in a cold sweat
Rowenald: need to get me a good fairy deck
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
MilesNaismith3: Queen Tappy
Dog_of_Myth: Join the crowd Tappy
sheer_falacy: anything is a hat with just a little effort
falingard: it'S fine, tappy your webcam in shot looks like a hat
Rowenald: Nelson, what are you actually playing as commander?
lowman02: Valki
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Goban3: wow
r10pez10: MVP walking atlas
Goban3: is that a wizard rock?
lowman02: that a 4ED swamp?
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
coachNelly: @lowman02 unliminted
DoctorHutch: hangerback walking?
LRRbot: Double Vision [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
lowman02: gotcha--couldn't see the edging, wasn't revised not washed out enough
darkflame0994: Hey all! Ooh Tappy playing Alela? Faerie Tribal, flying tribal, or enchnatress?
r10pez10: spiderman casting at spiderman
DoctorHutch: walking phoenix? christopher walking?
lamina5432: now if he losses a flip he still gets a copy
AWildMeeep: benginHi
Goban3: jocatCharge
sheer_falacy: didn't come up greed, technically lost the flip
AWildMeeep: ayyyooo
r10pez10: does uh
r10pez10: does wheeler draw a card from that
Dog_of_Myth: Paul is a wizard
r10pez10: !card Zndrsplt
LRRbot: Did you mean: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom; Zndrsplt's Judgment
r10pez10: !card Zndrsplt Eye of Wisdom
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
MilesNaismith3: Ben draws a card
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
RayoConDios: Branding is important
strangelee: Wheeler over there turning into Deckard Cain
MilesNaismith3: since other won a coin flip
Rowenald: oh i see now. i didn't know valki god of lies was a flip card with red on the back. i was confused how he was running red.
Dmc3628: yeah anyone wins coin flips they both proc
r10pez10: lol nelly
LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
Dmc3628: Toggos my Poggos
fcloud: the cutest rock
strangelee: Warp Nelly's Moon Now
Goban3: uwu rock
Dmc3628: where's that DAMN 4th Chaos Warp
Rowenald: target for the warp?
r10pez10: mods aren't allowed to troll we can only make really bad puns
asthanius: Rock...a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
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LRRbot: Indomitable Creativity [XRRR] | Sorcery | Destroy X target artifacts and/or creatures. For each permanent destroyed this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until an artifact or creature card is revealed and exiles that card. Those players put the exiled cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle their libraries.
Dish_KP: look at those Massive Claws!
sheer_falacy: chaos warping a rock seems like it would be pretty good
Goban3: NOT SAD BOI
AllTheWeasels: There's no basics for Bauble, right?
r10pez10: if you chaos warp a rock where does the rock go
AllTheWeasels: now I wonder what else bauble might be good for
sheer_falacy: it's not a cost
r10pez10: does it just hit sorin
Goban3: the rock goes to rock heaven
asthanius: That rock had an elk in it!
Rowenald: it gets thrown into a library
asthanius: That rock had a rock in it!
lowman02: mox diamond right on time bud--like always
thraximore: wheelerDiamond
sheer_falacy: shuffle, solemn, shuffle
sheer_falacy: maybe skip the first shuffle?
grimshade: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
asthanius: ping everyone for two
r10pez10: bolt everyone for two
Rowenald: for solem
sheer_falacy: !card solemn
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
sheer_falacy: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
lowman02: are we resolving Mind's Desire?
AllTheWeasels: Solem only shuffles on etb, it draws on die, chat
r10pez10: more like hivemind's desire
josh___something: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
AllTheWeasels: Ah, that's why he saved the bauble
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Rowenald: you shuffle for solem when it etbs
sheer_falacy: yeah I got confused
falingard: also 1 from reckless crucible
Rowenald: its all gravy, i had to google it lol
obijam_: does ben have something that lets him draw when solemn enters?
MilesNaismith3: you ping them from crucible appearing too
MilesNaismith3: I think
AllTheWeasels: The solem died chat, it was already in play
obijam_: cuz solemn finds a land no? draws a card on death?
r10pez10: that is a good zombie token
obijam_: o i c
obijam_: thatnk you
Genderi: Hi future self! Hope you're enjoying the VOD!
obijam_: missed that
Rowenald: solem grabs a land at etb and then when it dies it draws
RandomTrivia: And there's the callback!
Nefarious_Ned: Yes! I was outside in Seattle today and there are blossoms on the trees already!
Rowenald: the token engine
LRRbot: Cathars' Crusade [3WW] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
AllTheWeasels: oh that's a good enchantment
RandomTrivia: No counters here
sheer_falacy: Alela is a cast trigger
lowman02: big faeries!?
Goban3: so anyway here's wonder- cathars'
RandomTrivia: Cast trigger
aiamethyst: Aw, I remember the cherry blossoms in Victoria were beautiful
MilesNaismith3: scion of oona
asthanius: 2/2? Ooh! Now it dies to bolt!
RandomTrivia: Still won't be a trigger, Cathar's is still on the stack
MilesNaismith3: lol scion of urza would be a very different kind of card
notbehaving: they don't get +1s its a cast trigger
Angreed66: wouldn't the first fairy not trigger cathar's
RandomTrivia: Ah well, REL:Axed :D
Loonatic93: first fairy also gets counter.
Loonatic93: It's a ETB effect.
HundreydAundre: Alt-Attack_All
r10pez10: do rocks fly
AllTheWeasels: wheelerLUL
r10pez10: wheeler
r10pez10: loool
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Depends, how good is your arm? :p
AttackCowboy: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerClown
Angreed66: The first fairy hits before cathar's enters
sheer_falacy: Cathar's crusade is an ETB, but Alela is cast so fairy enters before ETB can happen
AllTheWeasels: wheelerKappa
Hewdra: The first fairy shouldn't trigger Cathar's bc it's a cast trigger
Hewdra: not on the bf yet
r10pez10: "did anyone take seven" > "do you pay the two"
Hewdra: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerH
RandomTrivia: Who do you think she is, UntappyToeClaws?!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
lowman02: force spike
Rowenald: that card art though
AllTheWeasels: Which song? Moon River? wheelerKappa
sheer_falacy: Carl Jung, Wizard
fcloud: Yung Wizard also blowing up soundcloud fyi
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Rowenald: he can use white, green, blue now
LRRbot: Shatterskull Smashing [XRR] (back: Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass) | Sorcery | Shatterskull Smashing deals X damage divided as you choose among up to two target creatures and/or planeswalkers. If X is 6 or more, Shatterskull Smashing deals twice X damage divided as you choose among them instead.
AttackCowboy: Moon Big
asthanius: We saw that
asthanius: Thank u
AttackCowboy: We saw you moon us
Rowenald: theres a moon out?
ADTalks: lackChamp lackChamp lackChamp
RandomTrivia: @Rowenald Tibalt is in Moon Jail
Robot_Bones: BreH
Rowenald: oh i see
ImmortalLen: Stop it you weebs
asthanius: Fly me to the m-uwu-n
Loonatic93: A YGO Abridged reference?
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. / Suspend 2—{G}
Decahawk: Thought wheeler said "Serge" for tomorrow and I was a bit confused
RandomTrivia: LUL
LRRbot: Twinning Staff [3] | Artifact | If you would copy a spell one or more times, instead copy it that many times plus an additional time. You may choose new targets for the additional copy. / {7}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Goban3: pinkies up!
lowman02: what is this Pros Bloom
RandomTrivia: Hey, once your Thousand-Year Storm gets going Growth Spiral is the best ritual ever printed
AttackCowboy: Has Paul made a Moon-coin yet?
sheer_falacy: porque no los dos?
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Phosphatide: lrrAWESOME
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gengarofnightveil: lrrHEART
r10pez10: the coin is always greeder on the other side
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
asthanius: oh god
Goban3: haha we are in danger
r10pez10: oh god
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, here we go!
Rowenald: more like annoying procession amirite
LRRbot: Reckless Fireweaver [1R] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Reckless Fireweaver deals 1 damage to each opponent.
tehcrashxor: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 83 (new subscribers: 10, returning subscribers: 73, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 1350, new followers: 23
RandomTrivia: Ben's gonna take so many game actions!
Rowenald: ben has a crush on kaladesh cards that really only work in 100 card formats
r10pez10: haste stacks, right
sheer_falacy: I believe that means it could have attacked starting 9 turns ago
DeM0nFiRe: gdqFAST gdqFAST gdqFAST
ThorSokar: SANIC speed!
overthot: just dropped in, what am i watching?
DeM0nFiRe: gdqSanic
Dog_of_Myth: Super haste
Makimachine: Need 9 Speed?
sheer_falacy: Commander
ChippTunes: What is Storm if not spells persevering?
BjjBrain: Taping into that speed force
BjjBrain: Dont sue me DC
r10pez10: oh god
Rowenald: haste haste, to send a message
asthanius: You can do it in response to the Toggo
overthot: thx
RandomTrivia: OOF
LRRbot: Deflecting Swat [2R] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.
r10pez10: did anyone take 7
rhayvenloft2111: nicely done
RandomTrivia: Whirlwind Denial maybe?!
aussie_rob_w: Ben help! Save us from Ben!
fcloud: did anyone take 7 and/or pay 2
niccus: that's where i'm putting this on layaway, kaiba
LRRbot: Feedback Bolt [4R] | Instant | Feedback Bolt deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of artifacts you control.
HundreydAundre: Do it, Ben!
fcloud: tappy toeclaws, stuff-doer
asthanius: With one red mana available, right?
niccus: jenga stack
AllTheWeasels: LUL Tappy
fcloud: thank you tappy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: good job\
RandomTrivia: Tappy pls
r10pez10: lol tappy
tehcrashxor: katesLol
AttackCowboy: TAPPY
jeepless: TAPPY!
AttackCowboy: wheelerUro Tappy
aussie_rob_w: TAPPY YES
bobAkirafett: lol
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerGuts
r10pez10: ggs great bants
asthanius: wheelerGuts
aussie_rob_w: This is why you run Lightning Bolt. 😄
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN GG!
AllTheWeasels: GG
tehcrashxor: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrBEN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrBEN
aussie_rob_w: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
RandomTrivia: Well there's a mood
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Rowenald: so i've been away from the home fire for some time now. is Gram, Alex, Paul, Kathleen still LRRing?
asthanius: That's a good life
quillilian: "You can find me in the place that I am"
ushiikun: And she serves pocket bacon
lirazel64: @rowenald Yes.
aussie_rob_w: @rowenald yes, sometimes, yes, and yes.
Nefarious_Ned: Truth and pocket bacon
alex666dancause: did she manage to go all stream without swearing?
xantos69: Cheer50 Thanks very much for the great stream!
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom Dot Com: A Kingdom of Cards
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! lrrHEART
aussie_rob_w: Does the “rocks off” joke count as swearing?
RayFK: (make sure to comment asking for the button, link alone is not enough)
Decahawk: When does the button design change?
RandomTrivia: Wheeler new stream HYPE
Rowenald: ok, i'm glad to know that. it's been a while since i've been around this scene and i was hoping they were still around
AllTheWeasels: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
laikagoat: zoeyHype zoeyHype zoeyHype
Saturnify: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
fcloud: can't wait to see those rotating guests!
RandomTrivia: benginHype the8bitHype katesHype
aussie_rob_w: “LRR sent me, button please”
AdamYMHMI: This month: solitaire
Qvdv: rotating the guest sounds like it would be uncomfortable for the guest
bobAkirafett: I hope you do Mythgard on the new show, and/or netrunner.
lirazel64: @rowenald How long is "long"?
SnowbirdMike: Oh God, I have spent how much money.
Goban3: YES
RayFK: FUCK YEAH
AllTheWeasels: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
fcloud: love that eye contact
RayFK: LET'S GO GAMER
RandomTrivia: Expecting solid Ben+Ben action for PTCGO
tehcrashxor: Will there be Yugio?
frogomb: I demand Spellfire
vrecken: Artifact?
Goban3: he looked into my soul for that
Rowenald: i think the last time i watched intently they just started doing the North 100 podcast
HundreydAundre: Oh my...
aceofroses_: Digimon2020 Tcg please and thank you
Nefarious_Ned: Have you considered doing Yugio? Kappa
Robot_Bones: But how will you play without a Motor bike?
HundreydAundre: the flashbacks sir....
lirazel64: Because if you left before Road Quest, immediately binge Road Quest.
lirazel64: Oh my!
niccus: an extra-long episode too
Juliamon: Second-last
ushiikun: Yes, Road Quest was amazing!
HundreydAundre: James still working on escaping...?
Max_Mckayful: So excited for Benny Wheelz getting a lead role in the LRR entertainment megasphere!!!
Banrael: cheer200 lrrCHKN
fcloud: "the weird taiko drumming game" way to narrow it down
RandomTrivia: It's an unrelated plot
DeM0nFiRe: Taiko No Tatsujin does translate direcly to "Weird drumming game". yes
asthanius: time has travelled to them in this one
RandomTrivia: Nothing to do with Professor Subway and the time travel nonsense
DiscordianTokkan: Not a sequel, just a different game with the same taiko things, IIRC
Rowenald: i will look into road quest because i do not recall seeing it
Max_Mckayful: Very weird? Oh, so it's Japanese. Got it
Dog_of_Myth: It's a rich narrative...
fcloud: ben "very normal" wheeler
RandomTrivia: (for a given definition of "normal")
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
aussie_rob_w: LUL
HundreydAundre: It could be all of yous, Ben
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Spacepup: Finally ready for Finch to snap into a xenomorph.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE Simulator 2021
lirazel64: Graham was producer/director.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
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fcloud: humans gettin mowed down tbh
Nefarious_Ned: No spoilers! I'm halfway through this week's episode!
AllTheWeasels: two out of three ain't bad
fcloud: bongjammin weedler!
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
RandomTrivia: A wildcard thrown into the mix!
SnowbirdMike: As always thanks you guys for a great evening of entertainment.
RandomTrivia: Roll Credits!
Spacepup: Good Problems to have.
RandomTrivia: Plus there are cool easter eggs in the scroll
aussie_rob_w: Ooh, a credit scroll!
Rowenald: they still do the sub names!! man i missed this crew
RandomTrivia: Ah, THERE'S the loud dinosaur! LUL
Fruan: lrrHEART
falingard: tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon
lirazel64: @rowenald If you want to see Graham and/or Kathleen, check out Croseing the Streams on Wed. or LRRMTG on Thursday.
HundreydAundre: You do?
Nickiatori subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Nickiatori: woot
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Rowenald: i will have to do that as well!!
The_Color_Twelve: Yay!
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: Da bits
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaLove fionaLove fionaLove
Phailhammer: cya :)
AllTheWeasels: lrrHEART
aussie_rob_w: Da bits da bits da bits
DeM0nFiRe: You guys got 2 games in and finsihed exactly on time, that is impressive
Nefarious_Ned: PUPPY?!
RandomTrivia: Remy HYPE!
Gobukiller: WAT
CooperTheClearestBlue: tappyt1DabURheartout
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOT
fcloud: moon streamer, watching all the subs ~~ there's such a lot of subs to see~~
Bengineering: OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
Rowenald: is there a raid or are we just done here?
Dog_of_Myth: No raid
laikagoat: critroleHenry critroleBullock
Ritaspirithntr: Dog dog dog dog
Juliamon: LRR generally doesn't raid
Phailhammer: No raid, but possible Secret Paul Message
Rowenald: :/
Dog_of_Myth: Secret Paul is a Secret Wizard
Juliamon: It complicates things with their setup.
Rowenald: oh it would be fun to hear from paul. i wonder how he's doing with all of his PS3s
Banrael: I mean, the games of Magic are fun and all, but I do tune in for the Secret Paul Messages portion.
frogomb: Paul often startles me
Juliamon: You know how sometimes you get caught in raid chains? Imagine that, but every computer in the office.
Makimachine: Paul is up to 5 PS5 these days. :P
RandomTrivia: Anyone who leaves before the Secret Paul Message is losing value
frogomb: Because I forget I leave twitch on
Rowenald: like not watching the end of the marvel movie credits
RandomTrivia: Exactly
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah, that!
Electrodyne: I'm here for the Secret Paul Message
Phailhammer: I'm just waiting for him to decide not to do one and leave us hanging. lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: i dident even watch the stream, just tuning in for the secret paul message
Electrodyne: en français, sécret Paul Massage
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
notthepenguins: good night paul!
Boon_33: good night paul
Earthenone: lrrHEART
lamina5432: gnight
Halvhir: Gnight Paul :)
josh___something: lrrHEART Paul lrrHEART
mishotem: goodnight
Banrael: G'night Paul! Enjoy the microphone!
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Paul! lrrHEART
Makimachine: Gnight Paul!
Electrodyne: awwwww yeah
frogomb: GN TY
BibitteNoire: Smooth
Rowenald: my sound was too low!
Rowenald: i didn't hear it
Ritaspirithntr: Night paul!
RandomTrivia: Fortunately, the VoD is available right now for you to watch!
corwyn256: Goodnight!
Rowenald: awesome!
Rowenald: thank you all and have a goodnight!
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Wash off that goo.
Earthenone: !findquote goo
LRRbot: Quote #5097: "Mind the goo, or else there'll be more goo." —Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]