Juliamon: Every time, I forget how extra the Tarkov music is lrrSIGNAL
LoadingReadyRun: Extra what?
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
Orgmastron: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
Juliamon: Yes.
LoadingReadyRun: Is it to loud?
Juliamon: No, it's fine
Juliamon: I mean in the emotional sense
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and @El_Funko are back for the penultimate episode of our Escape from Tarkov journey on today's Play it Forward! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ev0-UkuVcAAuS4s.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1368320288639754240
Joalni: Time for more inventory tetris!
JadedCynic: yay!
LoadingReadyRun: Maybe we'll even finally find a Tetriz!
LoadingReadyRun: To play tetris with!
ghyllnox: o/ elfunkHeart lrrHEART unarmeClick
Joalni: The dream.
LoadingReadyRun: oh dang, that's a good emote Cameron has
JadedCynic: now are we getting another try to have James and Wheeler team up with <150ms ?
ghyllnox: For sure, especially for this game
LoadingReadyRun: Monday night. And Wheeler and I will be fine. It's Funko and I that can't play together.
Stoffern: weird sound speed?
JadedCynic: Oh, cool - thanks for the update @LoadingReadyRun <3
Stoffern: anyone else?
delta__vee: yeah, pitch bends in the track or is something up with the audio?
Juliamon: Stoffern Sounds like your Twitch trying to catch up
ghyllnox: Not here
PharaohBender27: ^
Lord_ZYRK: The audio is just Twitch
Joalni: Not here either
PharaohBender27: Whoops, that ^ was for Juliamon's post
accountmadeforants: Odds are Twitch is trying to catch up, and that makes the pitch go all weird.
delta__vee: trying a pause/play
Juliamon: Twitch speeds up the stream to avoid skipping if you lag
JadedCynic: yeah, that'd be Twitch ^^^
delta__vee: seems to be fine
PharaohBender27: Go go go!
ghyllnox: The dangers of trying to reply in a busy chat :D
manfred909: hallie2Hello
DoodlestheGreat: HEWWO
Tikosh_: tired
Joalni: Hello!
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ghyllnox: o/
Orgmastron: Hi James & Funko! lrrHEART
NathanJay_GA: lrrDOTS elfunkHeart lrrARROW
JadedCynic: I will say this - the audio in the PIF intro is SO much louder than the music before, and then the game & mics after....
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manfred909: tqsIrene tqsIrene tqsIrene
PharaohBender27: Happy anniversary, Funko!
JadedCynic: maybe they finished up getting the headsets from not clipping through helmets etc with this last update?
El_Funko: ty!
JadedCynic: GPUs...
Vyous: It's new as of a few weeks
manfred909: ouch
JadedCynic: of course - #ThanksGame
Tikosh_: oh.. that was a short raid then
xantos69: !uptime
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Riiiiiiis: Eyyyy, I was watching Pestiyl - but I'll much rather watch you guys :-)
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit
PharaohBender27: katesWot
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
manfred909: nice work
PharaohBender27: Daaaaang
JadedCynic: whoo!
Joalni: Nice nice!
Tikosh_: well you can't hold your distance for the sub 25m kill quest
TacitusVigil: Did James escape from Tarkov yet?
JadedCynic: just bravely standing there and letting his full-auto recoil his shots away from you, then pop him in the back as he runs to reload :D
Riiiiiiis: how are we with joining up with Wheeler?
TacitusVigil: You'll get there James. Remember to renew your passport.
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PharaohBender27: @Riiiiiiis Apparently that's the plan for Monday
creasehearst: it's pretty hard to escape from it when the developers haven't even added a method to do so yet
Tikosh_: share with chat, too
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Riiiiiiis: PharaohBender27 nice!
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JadedCynic: yay. :(
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FoxFyr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
JadedCynic: you have become the very thing I loathe in this world. ;)
PharaohBender27: Our electric bills are going to be BONKERS
Joalni: Yey! Let's get rich(er)!
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 That's Tarkov's problem.
JadedCynic: grinding those blockchain hashes
JadedCynic: nice organization
Joalni: It looks so neat
TacitusVigil: I am slightly worried Escape From Tarkov is just a Trojan Horse to convince people Bitcoin is good...
Tikosh_: don't need to upgrade the farm if you have less than 10 graphics cards though
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Tikosh_: I am upgrading mine right now.. got 18 cards so far
Tikosh_: pretty stable right now
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic I'm still constantly amazed that people that are upset that money is made up went and made a money that's made up.
Tikosh_: Peacekeeper and Skier buy bitcoin, too
manfred909: you can get a pistol grip for the Mosin don't
Riiiiiiis: lol thats a deep bag
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil most of the TechBros' 'reinventions' can be summed up as "<thing> is great but there's too many poor people/POC involved; how can I keep them out?" *bigotted-inspiration*
PharaohBender27: "It's not a cowboy hat, it's *kinda* a cowboy hat"
Lord_Hosk: Ill buy your bitcoins from you... for 8 dollery doos
Lord_ZYRK: Wait, is that a Sleepytime Gorilla Museum reference?
DoodlestheGreat: WABS
manfred909: get your best gear and burn it in Labs
Lord_Hosk: James Go labs... James James James go labs James go labs there you got the Tarkov streamer experience
DoodlestheGreat: You could probably save it for five minutes before Funko leaves, because you're not gonna last much longer. :tf:
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic Taxis, busses, subways, the entire concept of government...yep. :(
JadedCynic: Don't listen to hosk - I've got 1k Cdn Tire money - that ACTUALLY has exchangable value! :D
Tikosh_: "real labs"
Easilycrazyhat: damn
TacitusVigil: What if Funko has been training James so that James will get lots of stuff and then Funko will hunt down James in game and take it all? :O
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil katesWot
Juliamon: TacitusVigil Ping means he can't, but... maybe IRL...
manfred909: ahh a never reload scav
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon Ah, the most dangerous game of all...
DoodlestheGreat: Damn, that's a lotta ammo to start with.
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil dude...I pick up the phone and say "terrorist nuclear cocaine" just to get the NSA wasting some storage in Echelon for my boring calls, and *I* think that idea is the needlessly paranoid! LUL
DoodlestheGreat: DAMN, nice spawn.
manfred909: so many mags dam
Tikosh_: well, the ofz are not the bad part of that quest
manfred909: it's a drum so you'll drop it anyway
DoodlestheGreat: What ammo do you have?
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic That's why they pay me the Beejcoin, to think up these things!
DoodlestheGreat: Ehhhhh.... could be worse.
Tikosh_: I think the only tank battery I got last wipe was from scav case. 0 from reserve despite RB-ST key
ritchards: if a raid ends due to time, do you automatically get out or do you just die?
JadedCynic: IIrc you just die?
DoodlestheGreat: CPU fans are 36K at the moment.
FoxFyr: i'm pretty sure that ofz round is 200k+
Creideiki_SE: 2.5M for a GPU? I didn't know Tarkov was that close to reality.
Riiiiiiis: James is fearless :-)
FoxFyr: I spawned with two yesterday and though nothing of it until i made close to 600k on the flea after extract
DoodlestheGreat: The 30 mil shell can be used to make M995
JadedCynic: fellow scav
Riiiiiiis: Have you heard that they are planning to link the spawnrate of graphics cards to the real world availability of graphics cards :-)
JadedCynic: yeah, but @El_Funko here's the fun - NewEgg.ca only has GT 730s in stock at the moment, not even any 10's - and scapler prices for even a 1060 is a number higher than the model number :D
JadedCynic: NOTHING
DiscordianTokkan: Did the stream get choppy for anyone else?
JadedCynic: ebay sells 1650s for 600cdn
JadedCynic: I will start punching artists if NFT art catches on
Juliamon: DiscordianTokkan The grass will do that.
JadedCynic: exactly
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Thanks!
Vyous: The environmental impact of cryptocurrency is real, and quite frustrating
JadedCynic: pull the other leg, it's got bells on it
Tikosh_: ooh.. you could boost Hideout Management and Crafting skill really good with the gas mask -> filter craft
MWGNZ: cryptocurrencies have undone basically all energy conservation gains made since the 90s
ThePov42: Bitcoin mining feels so much like lighting the planet on fire just to make the number go up
JadedCynic: 'for the people'
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JadedCynic: it's just another commodity to be exchanged, like stocks, currencies, etc
MWGNZ: is game a lil framey for anyone else?
manwichcannon: bitcoin is like a microcosm of capitalism now
Lord_Hosk: No one actually spends crypto currencies. that would be wasteful
LurkerSpine: gdi that shot still gets me
MehallD: I've just joined stream, is the FPS kinda bad for everyone?
Tikosh_: god.. stop that, James!
JadedCynic: you get stuck on that old vicious cycle :D
MehallD: ahh, thanks James!
ManOCatherby: I was prepared for that one
FoxFyr: part of the issue with bitcoin is that it just keeps getting more popular and each year it is functionally designed to produce less of the currency as demand increases
Joalni: Yeah, that jump scare with the end shot is still real
Riiiiiiis: FoxFyr yeah, there is a specific amount possible in bitcoin
JadedCynic: @ManOCatherby yeah, now that james is almost finished, I've finally gotten to expect it :D
DoodlestheGreat: DrLupo says the Ash-12 is the "best worst best weapon" in the game. 8)
RayFK: What's this Tetris stuff? I came here to watch you snipe someone with a shotgun
MWGNZ: shotgun sniping is the mini game that generates more tetris blocks for the real game
DiscordianTokkan: It was a hellova shot
JadedCynic: that was epic - it was like ten pixels (2wide, 5high) and he aimed, lead his target, and made the pixels lie down :D
Tikosh_: I could max my Hideout management skill by just crafting gas mask -> filer for ~58 hours :/
Lord_Hosk: The tetris is the real game, the pew pew is a optional minigame
Joalni: @rayfk but this way we get to appreciate the neatly organized inventory.
Joalni: Though it's not that neat right now
Tikosh_: I sold it for more graphics cards
Tikosh_: like 2.5 million for listing
JadedCynic: yay, Captialism!
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Vyous: It's a net-negative craft at current prices anyways
Tikosh_: you also use that air filter to craft the big filter for the Air Filtering Unit
Sparkana42: Woo finally managed to catch this live. Shame about the Wednesday stream though.
JadedCynic: yeah Spark
Tikosh_: that looked like a non-zero amount of customs quests
JadedCynic: but did James ever survive a run in Reserve?
manwichcannon: i wish making your bitcoin mining rig in this game was a pc building simulator minigame
Lord_Hosk: Do a gunsmith quest but use parts other than whats on the wiki
herrahidalgo: Could you make big gun using the Lapua Magnum rounds?
JadedCynic: @manwichcannon just logout and play PC Building Sim while you wait for the EfT bitcoin-rig build task is finished ;)
JadedCynic: You'll learn to hate your Uncle Tim ;)
Lord_Hosk: You could show of how much cheaper you could do it by doing it with other parts.
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JadedCynic: vector
Tikosh_: Mk-18 one shot one opportunity run? no mag, single round of lapua magnum ap
JadedCynic: I still wanna mill a cannon for the arty rounds :D
Vyous: You could also buy one of the big vector mags
visiting_from_the_vods: Has James talked about him Tarkov clearing corners in a Minecraft Nether Fortress this week yet? :)
JadedCynic: @Vyous james HAS (had?) a couple of drum mags for his vector
MrTulip: what's in those mags?
JadedCynic: Compulsive behaviour now (not necessarily a BAD thing, either)
JadedCynic: @MrTulip about 90 rounds of 9x19para
MrTulip: I mean yes, but what kind.
Tikosh_: juice works too
JadedCynic: they're for his vector SMG
MrTulip: Ap 6.3 was the answer I was looking for.
JadedCynic: no wait, 50 rounds, so 100 total
JadedCynic: nuts - twilight :P
Tikosh_: I prefer crafting SP6 as it nets ~40k more profit after flea market fees
Lord_Hosk: Honestly with the rate of fire of the Vector you could use skittles or M&Ms and they would probably be lethal if you hit flesh
DoodlestheGreat: What. Is. That. Mask....
manfred909: this way please Hosk
JadedCynic: true, but we want to err on the side of dealing with body armor
Tikosh_: Wow.. not "this" year?
Juliamon: It sure is a mask
JadedCynic: betcha it'd look better under a helmet...
Lord_Hosk: James gets shot from behind in 3...2...
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Joalni: I'm not so sure @jadedcynic The colour would still show probably
JadedCynic: @johkmil oh yeah, but at least it wouldn't leave the pate all bare like that :D
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PharaohBender27: katesScared
BrindleBoar: lrrFINE
manwichcannon: @Lord_Hosk do you remember that loading time where they shot candy from an airsoft grenade launcher?
JadedCynic: o7
Joalni: Time to limp out
JadedCynic: loot a bandage off him?
manfred909: elfunkSad
DoodlestheGreat: He doesn't have anything great on him, either. Ah well.
FoxFyr: you have another bandage in inventory
manfred909: die in the extract?
JadedCynic: whew
BrindleBoar: lrrHORN
JadedCynic: extract was closer than I thought
Joalni: Geez, nice work
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MatthewDennisMTG: tark've
JadedCynic: can always do with less npc scavs out there; we're 'cleaning up the streets' ;)
FoxFyr: for sure, didn't realize how close extract was
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Thagnok: Hey, they said my name.
JadedCynic: and for those ignorant of emoji - yes, I was only joking
Tikosh_: they expanded shoreline, too.. but that is way in the past
Joalni: That was maybe the most hurt I've seen James' character (not including deaths ofc)
manfred909: another Killa like?
manfred909: YES
Joalni: Ooh! That is interesting
Tikosh_: that sounds like he will die FAST
VacillantVarlet: that's awesome
creasehearst: should be in massive armor like the hammer elites in division 2
JadedCynic: leaves a dent in your kevlar helmet :D
MagicalAttackGecko: *BONK*
Wicker_Guide: THat is going to create so many highlight reels :D
manfred909: they better have tier 6 armor
JadedCynic: lotta body armor
JadedCynic: 'boss armor'
FoxFyr: oooh finally a use for all my rip shells
JadedCynic: sounds hilarious
Tikosh_: the damage people deal in factory is no joke
VacillantVarlet: do you think that factory scav boss will be there only some of the time?
JadedCynic: wait, what
Sparkana42: Can't wait for it to kick through doors into the middle of thunderdome and start mauling people
JadedCynic: I mean, it looks like it's just a sand bar - not much for tactical options
manfred909: nice
RunningMonkeys: nice
Tikosh_: they planned to release lighthouse last year before releasing streets.. and then there were no news regarding that map at all
Lord_Hosk: If its like Factory size with a small enclosed tower in the middle
MWGNZ: simple math
Vyous: Actually if it has large beach dunes, that could be a neat terrain feature for lighthouse.
Wicker_Guide: fizzix
creasehearst: i mean, making a graphics card by taping some cpu's together is also how real life works (not)
JadedCynic: yeah, that's some Ork-tech there...
FoxFyr: @Vyous so what you're saying is lightouse is gonna be the spice? ;P
Vyous: Haha
Wicker_Guide: that's impressively in-game and bad
manwichcannon: so realistic it hurts
PharaohBender27: Quick! Anyone here know Russian?
Sparkana42: wow, that's... a bad map
MrTulip: only the filthy parts
manwichcannon: needs more coffee stains though
Tikosh_: maybe the armored rig instead?
Lord_Hosk: You know the best part about that map... They paid someone to make that map, they paid someone to make that map look that bad ON PURPOSE
Wicker_Guide: @Lord_Hosk "NO, It's too informative. Do it again"
JadedCynic: @creasehearst well...if you took a notebook PC, ripped off all the frills and sodered the minimized mobo/cpu/ram onto a PCI-e pcb...run some custom bios...and you could probably emulate like an old 3Dfx era "graphics acceerator" :D
Wicker_Guide: "We need the player to FEEL their eyes crossing when they stare at this thing"
Lord_Hosk: They probably did Wicker_Guide, "no do it worse"
Wicker_Guide: :D
manfred909: you might want to swap sights
JadedCynic: sad_trombone.wav
manfred909: the Mags from that last scav would have worked great
stizzet: there was an unknown item on that first screen
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manfred909: Drums are not used much
manfred909: Marked quest with out markers Hard mode
Wicker_Guide: I feel like Drum mags are for not the kind of situations that arise in this game
Wicker_Guide: I doubt people do much suppressing fire here
Sparkana42: You have to go camp them and home someone comes to do the quest and dies with them
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide exactly - or defending a fixed location
manfred909: it's a LMG scope really not great for this use
JadedCynic: it could do the same effect with less
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TheElrad: should we get back the 75 drum magazines that we got for free with that gun?
manfred909: red makes bullets go faster?
JadedCynic: nah, eldrad - we don't use the weapon with suppression fire or fixed location defense
Wicker_Guide: that is a PUBG level gun design
Lord_Hosk: That gun is all full of holes
pblackcoat: red onez moar dakka?
Sparkana42: always more dakka
Lord_Hosk: The red gun fires faster if you believe it fires faster... I heard that somewhere.
JadedCynic: that's tiring
VacillantVarlet: oh, like in Hunt: Showdown!
MrTulip: that's going to be so gd fiddly
VacillantVarlet: (except that game doesn't have stamina, IIRC)
JadedCynic: @MrTulip ...but seems it should fit in with the game's existing fiddliness
Vyous: Can't wait for an elite skill to remove that penalty and die to that over and over
JadedCynic: new players can only move with the longarm slung Kappa
Sparkana42: Oh boy more mechanics that will have no tutorial and makes it even more impenetrable
MrTulip: I'll take "things that already annoy me" for 500
manfred909: that sounds very Tarkov
JadedCynic: need stamina lvl-1 just to walk with gun in 'ready' position
JadedCynic: @Sparkana42 so, they're staying on brand, then? LUL
pblackcoat: It would make low ergo guns...better
Lord_Hosk: The Dev team has always been very clear that they are making the game they want. if other people pay them for it, thats incidental to the process.
pblackcoat: like, a small, light subgun might not hit as hard, but if you can get it up and ADS half a second faster than someone with a rifle...
PharaohBender27: O_o
JadedCynic: I thought james accidentally hit a voice bark hotkey, then rememebred his PMC is a yankee
Sky_Kast: Hiya lrrJAMES
creasehearst: or the trees that sound like metal when you jump into them
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JadedCynic: funko wants to have trench warfare ;)
pblackcoat: elfunkCat
JadedCynic: @creasehearst oh, you mean 'disguised cellular towers'? You get those more in the US tho ;)
Tikosh_: surprise sanitar incoming?
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Dabari49: I'm full rat in this game. my ability in combat sucks. I think the scavs are laughing at me
MrTulip: which quest is this again?
Kuolar: I thought 2 ambulances are by tunnel and 1 at the resort?
Tikosh_: you don't mark this ambulance
JadedCynic: marking stuff in this map, but wrong vehicle
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
JadedCynic: @Dabari49 yeah but you spend FAR less time in medical recovery than they do SeemsGood
Dabari49: @kuolar you are right cause I'm doing that quest too
Lord_Hosk: You mark those tables next to the house for some quest
Tikosh_: would surprise me if there are no players.. usually somebody rushes villas
JadedCynic: 1.....
JadedCynic: yeah, I saw a leg in the trees
JadedCynic: huh
Easilycrazyhat: They're learning
JadedCynic: ^^^
MrTulip: is it late enough for player scavs?
MrTulip: this is the "pre-med, run, pray" part of this quest.
Kuolar: Time to take Road to Customs to get to Customs
manfred909: speaking of do we have splints?
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkPopcorn elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
manfred909: Hi ChekhovsCannon
manfred909: elfunkChunk
Kuolar: Subtask completed?
MrTulip: oh, you have collegues pt 1
Sparkana42: random quest progress lol
MrTulip: could have done that at villas
PharaohBender27: Hey, lrrJAMES didn't fire a parting shot that time!
JadedCynic: pmc uses expensive ammo :D
MrTulip: collegues is the corpses
PharaohBender27: Huh. Guess I somehow missed that aspect :p
MrTulip: Yeah, I thought you were still going
JadedCynic: parting shot is for joke, and at ammo prices the PMC uses, it's not THAT good a joke :D
boilersnake: Shooter born in Heaven is Quit easy for me the only map that trubels me is reserve
PharaohBender27: I mean it makes sense now that I know, but I somehow had just failed to pick up on that he only did it for scav runs
Kuolar: He almost got all 3 in the first raid
manfred909: Funko almost got it in one Raid
PharaohBender27: It's $100 worth, but costs more than $100 to get it
Dumori: on the topic of SBH? You still on 1/3 in customs?
Kuolar: We never got the first players tags, so we never knew how close that one was
stizzet: do you have splints?
stizzet: lessons learned from funko streams
manwichcannon: seems like a chill time
Wicker_Guide: what in holy heck is that helmet
Tikosh_: night time customs has been awful for me in the last few days.. people still in the map shooting with 3 mins left
boilersnake: on customs I can recoment Apc brige there is a concrete wall chill beside it for ther it is pefect distens
DoodlestheGreat: It depends on server and time of day.
Creideiki_SE: "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too popular."
MrTulip: half of the players might be dead withing 2 minutes
JadedCynic: if you can predict everyone else's double-think, you can have a great time
FoxFyr: I went in as a trio the other day and there was no one in dorms and we looted both buildings and ducked out without firing a shot
TheThromborax: Why does James have four goggles?
DoodlestheGreat: Meanwhile, LVNDMARK goes to Shoreline scores two LED-X and a Red Key Card...
FoxFyr: pretty sure reshala was at skeletor though, so that's my reasoning
TheThromborax: two goggles for seeing at night and two for seeing excellent sale prices at Kohl's?
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
Dabari49: I think he's down
Vyous: Unfortunately that sight kinda blurs with NVG
TheElrad: change back to a big mag?
TheThromborax: if you down someone at night, is there just no chance of finding their body?
JadedCynic: without NVG or a flashlight, probably
JadedCynic: even with NVG, in a shaded spot, maybe?
JadedCynic: !!!
PharaohBender27: O_o
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
Easilycrazyhat: This one's talkative XD
Tikosh_: they heard you clicking your laser (?)
ZealousCrow: wtf
PharaohBender27: RUDE
Dumori: Rude PMCS
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manfred909: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Sparkana42: dropped
manwichcannon: crispy
Dabari49: I jump into wood last night with no nvg or flash. got so lucky with my spawn that I knew where I had to go or I would have been lost for sure. could see the gun that was by my face
ZealousCrow: was that a real person or npc. I don't know this game
JadedCynic: he might've even been trying to bait us?
JadedCynic: @ZealousCrow had to be player - npcs only speak russian
Tikosh_: pretty sure they were shouting at you because they heard you
Vyous: I think raiders sometimes speak english, but there are none on this map
Tikosh_: isn't the quest item 203?
NextLevelTabletop: Does James use a trackball?
Dumori: JadedCynic not strictly true the Scav Raiders have English speaking members but they only spawn in labs and Reserve
JadedCynic: @Dumori Raiders, yah, so not a factor here
Dumori: I don't think they've changed them THAT much yet
JadedCynic: ^^^
Lord_Hosk: I thought your middle name was Englerbert
Sparkana42: James "Risky" Turner
JadedCynic: ppl would already be talking about it if they did
Vyous: Guessing the marked room item went in someone's pouch
JadedCynic: you said RIGHT funko :D
FoxFyr: I have 100% died from getting stuck in geometry on that staircase
MrTulip: now to avoid getting shot in the noggin going across the water
ZealousCrow: Is there a map?
JadedCynic: oof
ZealousCrow: wow
gsyhiap: No, other left!
SmashTCG: id check if that shotguns light is on
Joalni: Snacking time?
Dumori: The ingame map is laughable but very realistic
amative1: tick, tick, tick, tick...
JadedCynic: @ZealousCrow well, after a fashion - it's a pamphlet, probably held 90 degrees off, etc
SmashTCG: np
SmashTCG: ive gotten shot in the ass becasue of that
chaostreader: Why is James not wearing ear gear?
stizzet: lol I do the same thing with directions. my husband gets mad at me all the time for it lol
Mangledpixel: "an Australian study from 1990 found that about one-third of people at least sometimes experienced frustration with everyday situations that involve the discrimination of left and right"
pblackcoat: Hmm, now I'm debating going to customs at night to see if I can just get to the waarehouse and get the hell out and not see anyone
SmashTCG: @chaostreader helmet has ear slots coverd
Joalni: At least yall try to use directions, instead of just saying "There"
JadedCynic: ^^^
SmashTCG: every time
JadedCynic: the tiny bit of lag doesn't help
gsyhiap: Effective comms is hard.
Kuolar: Well oiled machine of team kills
MrTulip: you could have shot each other so many times by now
Easilycrazyhat: scary shadow
TheElrad: James would just follow Funko around and wait for them to get shot
amative1: Surgery?
JadedCynic: yeah, in that timeline, everyone locked down in february for 6months and covid-19 was a minor 'fizzle' for a pandemic
Dabari49: cut threw the alley
TheElrad: and then steal funko's gear and run away
LurkerSpine: frames
Spacecarl: I do appreciate the talking James through stuff dynamic, for the record.
SmashTCG: just take a painkiller to quiet the wineing
SmashTCG: Dunno, i dont quest
amative1: I think he gave you a key for it
Dabari49: Funko where in reserve is best to find the virtex?
TheThromborax: did James get into a firefight or fall in a hole?
SmashTCG: someone sniped his belly
JadedCynic: ambushed
creasehearst: could fix stomach while waiting
SmashTCG: ohhh i heared the other player
FoxFyr: man he one tapped that korund
SmashTCG: I heard steppers
JadedCynic: two players
SmashTCG: nice
Dabari49: Craft with what?
Joalni: Got out alive, another succesfull raid
JadedCynic: ^^^
JadedCynic: I think we even have stepped progress in mission SeemsGood
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LurkerSpine: I have a 27% success rate in this game. I am super impressed by James and Funko.
NathanJay_GA: that stomach hit did a number on energy and hydration
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amative1: What's the name of the quest?
MrTulip: there are a couple of very similar keys
TheElrad: it is there
MrTulip: ah, lovely korund
TheElrad: it has the same description though
TheElrad: okay, they start with the same description :p
JadedCynic: and they're made from the same style :P
Sparkana42: *shakes fist* tarkov!
PharaohBender27: Yeah that outing got pretty hairy
Lord_Hosk: So its like me, who after (mumble mumble) years and living in 12 homes... I have like 8 keys on my car keyring that I was like "wait what are these plain silver keys for?" and they are now on a seperate keyring in the kitchen drawer
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk katesLol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Lord_Hosk but what if you need one of those keys in an emergancy in 20 years!?
Juliamon: Lord_Hosk And one of them isn't even for any home you've ever lived in, but for a neighbor who you were housesitting for one week
Tikosh_: getting that marking quest is great, same spot as colleagues 1
PharaohBender27: Speaking of keys, why are "key pockets" in the right pocket of most pants? That's where I keep my wallet; I keep keys in my left pocket
Wicker_Guide: right-handers
Sparkana42: Easy solution: Cargo pants. One pocket per item, not matter how small
PharaohBender27: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Wouldn't that depend on Lord_Hosk remembering what the key was for? :p
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PharaohBender27: @Wicker_Guide I *am* right-handed. I've just developed the habit of putting my wallet in my right front pocket and my keys in my left front pocket.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: They're the off-cuts from the femine pants @PharaohBender27
ZealousCrow: So, tarkov is a single player campaign where you fight other players along the way? Sort of like dark souls with guns?
Lord_Hosk: My dad was like "I think this one is for your grandpa's old house...(matches it to his keyring) that he sold when you were 10... why did you ever have that key, and why do we still have it (mumble mumble) years later?
El_Funko: @ZealousCrow Kinda sorta, we have a command that gives the elevator pitch *pokes Hosk*
Juliamon: !whatstarkov
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ZealousCrow: Thanks Funko
PharaohBender27: Never got the whole putting your wallet in your back pocket thing, honestly - a) it makes it uncomfortable to sit, and b) won't it just bend your driver's license and credit cards all to heck?
DoodlestheGreat: So, I had to step out for a bit. Did he get anything completed on Shoreline, or did he get blapped?
El_Funko: I don't put my wallet in my back pocket because I'm afraid of being pick pocketed
GapFiller: welcome back
Lord_Hosk: Wow... you poked me so hard that Juliamon did the thing
El_Funko: front pocket is much harder to pick
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 its also easier to steal
PharaohBender27: @El_Funko Which is another reason I think putting a wallet in the front pocket makes more sense
PharaohBender27: Sorry, I got on this whole tangent because Hosk was talking about keys and it reminded me of how my putting keys in my left front pocket has often resulted in holes in the left pocket :p
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 that's actually a 'fob pocket' - back in the days when people carried pocket watches, even when wearing dungarees - just deep enough to secure a watch, but shallow enough to remove it easily
MrTulip: I used to put my wallet in my back pocket, fucked up a nerve by sitting on it and had leg pain for a year, was awesome.
PharaohBender27: @MrTulip Ouch - I hope you're better now
ritchards: if you get a bad spawn, would you just extract and try again?
MrTulip: I mean, it was fifteen years ago. =P
JadedCynic: yeah, I don't know how people can sit with ANYTHING in their back pockets.
JadedCynic: in before spawn-camp ;)
FoxFyr: That’s 6 graphics cards right there lol
Vyous: Just run interchange for 90 minutes or so
control_rig: Good thing it doesn't use the UK weather
Tikosh_: did they say anything about the bad vision on night time with scopes compared to withou scopes?
JadedCynic: I mean, it's cool - but yeah maybe they're starting to learn the rule "there's a balance point between 'realistic' and 'fun'"
Dumori: TBH I kinda like rain for mid range stuff, cause people think they are safer than they are at distance
Tikosh_: never wear black sunglasses
Tikosh_: they are buggy
MrTulip: no sunglasses at night unless you like getting headeyes
Dumori: you get a lot of folks thing it's a little foggy I'm safe in the open ect
JadedCynic: well, more importantly, he knows where everyone else is, apparently B)
Stoffern: My head is my favorite place for eyes
Dabari49: I think I've spent way to much time in customs
JadedCynic: but I need to watch you weave then breathe your story lines, @MrTulip B)
floki4242: shoot everything that moves
leopard_wolf: what do you have against leaves?
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Tikosh_: those sunglasses you have.. throw them away. they are a liability
JadedCynic: oh well, next time
JadedCynic: @Tikosh_ don't tell James to spurn his RayBrand brand
Dumori: I mean theoretically this site has NVG modes IRL but I've also struggeled to work out the EoTechs in this game
Cw3040: Find the new nighttime enemies yet?
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ZealousCrow: Woah close one
JadedCynic: cultists? I don't think James has encountered them...
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Tikosh_: @JadedCynic don't want him to die to his sunglasses
SoundGuy0dB: Cultist hunt would be fun
PharaohBender27: lrrJAMES refuses to wear sunglasses at night Kappa
Cw3040: @JadedCynic my first fight with them was with another person, saw a cultist motoring towards my teammate yelled BEHIND YOU! and shot him with a TOZ
Relentless_Bread: Just got here is wheeler joining us
Juliamon: Wheeler on Monday
JadedCynic: @Relentless_Bread on monday
Tikosh_: @El_Funko sunglasses (at least the black ones) are buggy and render in front of other stuff. you could be behind the thickest wall of bushes or windows one can not see through from outside and the enemy will be able to see the glasses clearly
Cw3040: Tarkov is a horror game
JadedCynic: NOW it is, with the cult
Tikosh_: the back side of scopes does that too
Cw3040: oh btw the cultists absolutely follow you out of that area
Dumori: They coming for us!
Dabari49: do cultists only spawn at night? and do scavs shoot at the cultists?
Cw3040: @Dabari49 10pm to 6am iirc and no
MrTulip: god the vector is just a laser
JadedCynic: the RAIN is coming for James Turner! :D
ZealousCrow: man this game is tense
TheThromborax: so there's less looting than I thought
Dabari49: thanks @cw3040
Cw3040: they will stalk you and try to knife you, will only shoot in retaliation @Dabari49
JadedCynic: yeah, looting is a 'risk/reward' issue, and once you're estabilished, you don't NEED every last thing you can grab
Vyous: I might still check for intel in the building
MrTulip: short mp5 mags, poor baby
Dabari49: glad I mostly do day runs right now.
Dumori: American_Funko is a horror movie parody I wanna see!
Sparkana42: This is some Tarkov ASMR going on right now
MrTulip: this is the most geared I've seen anyone do this plant
Dumori: I mean you got the gear for a nice night run use it
Kuolar: We survived with the jinxed vector
MrTulip: I mostly mean the vector
Tikosh_: should be 3 I think
SamNu_RV: Any plans to take on a scav boss?
Firnsarwen: hello friends! Forgot it was Tarkov time! jlrrFacepalm
DoodlestheGreat: Launcher rounds always sell.
Firnsarwen: Heya Funko! Was watching the VOD earlier where you had a great Woods run, finished quests, killed 3 scavs, got jumped on by a trio and came out alive... and then none of your heals worked on the bleed for some reason and you died in a bush! Highlight reel indeed!!! elfunkChunk elfunkSad lrrWOW
LurkerSpine: keys?
Lord_Hosk: Do we take bets on how long he lives?
Firnsarwen: That was a super wild run.
Dabari49: did james do the kill PMC with a pistol quest yet?
MrTulip: been to labs before?
Dumori: No labs boss YET
Firnsarwen: and you 100% had the proper things to heal, the game just said "hey y'know what would be fun? Not letting you heal." lrrBEEJ jlrrFacepalm
MrTulip: Time for some quality entertainment then.
Dumori: I hope the dumb Scorpion back ends up ion Labs Boss
Lord_Hosk: The boss of labs is... the friends we made along the way
Dumori: Funko you seen that screen shot of the ammo feed back pack they are gonna add? 550 round for a PKM
TheThromborax: hoard mode?
Firnsarwen: @Dumori lrrWOW
LurkerSpine: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
Dumori: I mean they've shown the untexured model for it and it's an IRL Russian made system for Spetnaz since 2017
TheThromborax: sorry, HARD mode?
Dumori: So yeah you can go full on heavy weapons man
TheThromborax: why is this offline and all the secrecy?
Lord_Hosk: did you forgert to check the box for loot?
PharaohBender27: Wait, does that wall say, "Nobody who ever gave their best got it?" Or did I misread that?
Lord_Hosk: This is offline because James has never been in Labs before
Firnsarwen: @PharaohBender27 I saw it, I read it, I went "ah, motivational poster nonsense,"I no longer remember what it said.... jlrrFacepalm
GhostValv: I think the saying was "nobody who gives their best ever regretted it"
PharaohBender27: @GhostValv OK, that makes more sense\
Firnsarwen: ah yes, that sounds right, @GhostValv
MrTulip: also just patently untrue
diamondmx: I bet a few people on the manhattan project would disagree.
PharaohBender27: I almost was thinking it was meant as a subversive parody of tech culture, i.e. "Your best isn't good enough!"
Firnsarwen: The guy who decides to give it his best and try and jump over the grand canyon unassisted would regret it, I bet... if only for a short time..
Dumori: Ah yes the LOUD floor
PharaohBender27: @MrTulip Yep. Just like whoever first came up with the sentence, "If you love what you do, you'll never work a single day" is so full of shit they should legally be classified as a septic tank
diamondmx: James: gg ez, Raiders.
Dumori: Ah pocket full of nades
Dumori: Classic raider
Dumori: my nades than mags
JadedCynic: "Gee, you know what'd be great right now? Some grenades!" :D
Dumori: more*
Lord_ZYRK: There's always time for grenades
diamondmx: Is labs worth going to before the game makes you - as an average player?
Dumori: I think it's just buttons that could give announcements that spawn raiders
MrTulip: also mountains of exp
DoodlestheGreat: There's some safes you can open.
diamondmx: You also have grenades.
JadedCynic: James would really suck in an action movie - he'd keep cutting off goons' funny lines. :D
JadedCynic: Director: "Look, we've been TRYING to explain the exposition and setup of this story, but you KEEP KILLING everyone in mid-word!"
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic katesLol
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Dumori: I think offline Scavs have less chance to get randomly triggered by another PMC and agro to you as they search
diamondmx: I've also always thought the loot tables seemed a lot worse. I wonder if the game does that to mask where the good loot is?
Dumori: diamondmx I think so I know it hashes loot diffrently
Kuolar: Will propane explode if you shoot it?
PharaohBender27: Depends - is it red? If it is, and doesn't, this isn't legally a videogame Kappa
NathanJay_GA: dropped the mag on the ground there
NathanJay_GA: though it doesn't matter, since its offline
diamondmx: Turn on flashlight?
JadedCynic: I mean, the first shot to open up the tank and have the gas leaking into the air, and then you need some sort of source of ignition....but the idea of 'pressurized container flying around loose' is always fun for distraction/etc
JadedCynic: yeah THAT one with the spotlight I think we heard running
diamondmx: Ctrl+T
JadedCynic: oh that's a whole squad; time for nades, James
MrTulip: it's on now
Dumori: The Scav army comes
diamondmx: These are non-raiders?
Dumori: Only raiders spawn in labs
Dumori: and PMCs
diamondmx: How many players are usually in Labs?
leopard_wolf: what's the chemical on the wall?
JadedCynic: click
delta__vee: talk about not being punished
diamondmx: Was that "fuck you, grenade!"
DiscordianTokkan: Grenadaaa
diamondmx: lol
PharaohBender27: katesRip
JadedCynic: whale plaid!
Dumori: Gamer armour
diamondmx: elfunkSad
gsyhiap: That was pretty spicy
Lord_ZYRK: That's labs elfunkPopcorn
Firnsarwen: benginRip
Dumori: Can you max labs as a squad like factory or is it a 6 man map/
Dumori: I forget
Tikosh_: don't D:
RayFK: It'll go fine
JadedCynic: wait,REALLY? lrrWOW
JadedCynic: oh, right
Firnsarwen: that was fun! elfunkPopcorn :D
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RayFK: Take the vector you coward, this is how you get cursed
Dabari49: what though labs was for the last episode?
gsyhiap: What's your vector, Victor?
Lord_Hosk: That Vectors Name is Victor Garbo
JadedCynic: okay, I instantly relaxed a little - I think I've got the same 'loyalty bond' with that vector :D
stizzet: too bad we can't name it Glory Vector
Tikosh_: and no backpack
FoxFyr: I have a p226 that survived 6 raids including 3 factory runs and now It's name is lucky and it lives in my pistol case
Kuolar: I approve of Funkos optimism
PharaohBender27: @Dabari49 Due to that server maintenance messing up the schedule, the finale will be squads with Wheeler, as I understand it
Tikosh_: don't take a backpack, the first raider should get you one
Dumori: I mean the docs case would be nice if we found lots of cash or some keys
manfred909: get a "real" helmet
manfred909: add a face shield to that Fast MT?
MrTulip: exfil + faceshield maybe
Dumori: I mean a good helm is much less important than thorax armour
Dumori: as unless you go for t5-t6 helmets you're open to one shots form most "good" guns no matter
gsyhiap: Now we're ready for a riot
FoxFyr: flashlight/laser?
JoeKim: hello friends
JoeKim: hows the murder/tetris
Tikosh_: *checks lrr schedule* oh the stream today is loooooong
Tikosh_: guess I will go to bed then. gn8 everyone
JoeKim: PMC Run incoming?
manfred909: HI Joe James is about to try Labs for real
Juliamon: PMC Labs run
Juliamon: it's gonna be spicy
JoeKim: OOOOooOOOoo
manfred909: we just did a offline one
JoeKim: nice
Sparkana42: Get your clip buttons ready for the 15 second death
JoeKim: i believe in you james
Sparkana42: LUL
JoeKim: alright so we're gonna do a prediction for life/death right?
diamondmx: I believe in your ability to have a little fun and then die, James.
amative1: 500 bits if you safely extract
Lord_ZYRK: The important thing is to have fun
ghyllnox: Can we get a prediction on time?
FoxFyr: 10 minutes later walking out of here with like 3 m4a1s
Firnsarwen: Here we gooo! :O benginOh benginNo
diamondmx: N
Dabari49: N
Lord_ZYRK: I hope everyone here in the splash zone has a tarp elfunkPopcorn
amative1: Will James Extract? N / N
JoeKim: free points incoming
ghyllnox: Oh, I was talking time until you die XD
GapFiller: N/N /illusionofchoi
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gsyhiap: I believe in you James
stizzet: lol
MrTulip: I'll take the under on 5 minutes
Lord_Hosk: Im with you Amative
Easilycrazyhat: I always take the long odds ;)
Firnsarwen: seabatCHOICE
TheThromborax: nawp
Vyous: Run through doesn't count ;)
gsyhiap: OK, maybe I don't believe in you as much as funko
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SK__Ren: loot glitches its all bitcoin
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stizzet: I have faith!
Sparkana42: here we go lads
BrookJustBones: Right, predictions are illegal where I live XD
Firnsarwen: faith gang, faith gang!
ghyllnox: I also have faith!
JoeKim: ohhh
Juliamon: I'm surprised how many people have faith
Lord_Hosk: Im putting 300,000 channel points on you getting to the extract James.
JoeKim: that was also my 2 year badge
JoeKim: PogChamp
Sarah_Serinde: Hah, that prediction timing worked out perfectly
manfred909: elfunkDab elfunkDab elfunkDab
PharaohBender27 posts to see if my vote shows
Lord_ZYRK: I got 100K on you living, Turner. Don't fuck me on this lrrEFF
MadmanOreo: I bet it all on you winning james, do me proud.
loomingpanda: seabatCHOICE
NathanJay_GA: alright then let's go
FoxFyr: I got 940 points that you will win, I believe
Easilycrazyhat: That was honestly way more split than I thought it would be XD
manfred909: all my points on NO
amative1: https://www.strawpoll.me/42751782 Will James Extract?
JoeKim: live the dream
JoeKim: i voted 20k on no lmao.
Sarah_Serinde: Easy way to see who in chat has faith in James right now :P
Juliamon: A solid 34% put points on you getting out
PharaohBender27: Maybe I didn't bet enough, but I bet yes, mostly because I figure I'd win more if it proved correct :p
manfred909: tqsLol
Orgmastron: I put 100K on No
PharaohBender27: Oh, there's my vote in my chat identity! :D
Easilycrazyhat: @PharaohBender27 This is what I generally base my choices on, hah. It's way more fun that way.
FoxFyr: how do you put that many points down? it would only let me do 10 at a time and I had to spam the button
Lord_Hosk: I put 500,000 on Yes (mods cant vote)
NarishmaReborn: I want him to get out, but I bet on no so that either way I get something I want
Sarah_Serinde: FoxFyr There's also an option at the bottom to enter a custom amount
Easilycrazyhat: @FoxFyr There's a custom amount option
Anubis169: i put an amount on everything
manfred909: custom amount button FoxFyr
Lord_ZYRK: FoxFyr below the 10 points button there's one to use a custom amount
ghyllnox: I'm all in, but that's because I want him to make me lose it
FoxFyr: ah, I guess next labs run I'll look again lol
MrTulip: button pushed
PharaohBender27: Huh, I hadn't noticed the custom amount thing - TIL
Firnsarwen: oh that announcement SCARED me....
Sparkana42: jeeps that announcement
FoxFyr: because James is gonna crush this one and run it back 100%
Dumori: I forget what the annoucements mean
Mysticman89: is there unique loots in the labs, or is it just better than normal but not labs exclusive?
Dumori: they are saying what buttons got pressed
DoodlestheGreat: I think that was the elevator power.
SkylerRingtail: Well this is stressful
amative1: "The White Zone is for Loading and Unloading (bullets) only."
Dumori: Reasons to learn Russian lol
theaggrokrag: are ya winnin son?
PharaohBender27: @Easilycrazyhat Also, I figure I have so many points in this channel I can afford to burn some :p
MrTulip: I hear sounds of fun happening
Easilycrazyhat: For real
Sparkana42: no shots yet which is worrying
Lord_Hosk: We found loot! its a win!
Sparkana42: as i say that
gsyhiap: Well we managed more than 2 minutes
Dumori: Need to earn 300k minimum to break even... such steaks...
Dabari49: James has already lasted longer then I would have
diamondmx: Clank Clank Clank
TheElrad: okay, so what happens if James finds nobody and just extracts? .p
FoxFyr: how big of a squad can you bring into labs? because what if there's like a you and a 6 stack in here...
Easilycrazyhat: @Dumori Mmmm, steaks...
Firnsarwen: hello darkness, my old friend...
diamondmx: I think James is looking for a kill, so it's unlikely he'll not get in at least 1 fight
amative1: TheElrad then I give him 500 bits
Sparkana42: here we go lads
Sparkana42: otits time
Dumori: 1
Lord_ZYRK: Yeeeah boooi
diamondmx: Grenade back?
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade :D
PharaohBender27: Daaaang
TheElrad: oh hey, free Vector
ThePov42: Second Vecotr
Dumori: I need to get my food out the microwave but this TOO tense
Kuolar: Loot some nades?
DoodlestheGreat: MK18 or Ash12...
MrTulip: nothing free about that vector
PharaohBender27: Oh, I hear steps
stizzet: this is the most intense eft I've watched
TheThromborax: either a lot of people are going to be marginally better off or a few people are going to be incredibly rich in channel points. too bad there's nothing to spend them on....
Dumori: stizzet stiff like this gets real tense
Dumori: it's why labs is fun to stream
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PharaohBender27: katesSweat
Lord_ZYRK: Now it's a party elfunkPopcorn
doodlord2: @ elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Kuolar: How many PMC spawns in Labs?
Lord_Hosk: elfunkPopcorn
Sparkana42: Party in the basement
gsyhiap: TheThromborax - we can just splurge them on the next poll
Dumori: Kuolar 6-10 I think
DoodlestheGreat: Trying to draw you out.
FoxFyr: duo?
Dumori: it's double Facotry
Dumori: Taking the escalator
FoxFyr: lrrSPOOP
ZealousCrow: did that guy yell 'freeze'?
diamondmx: I am stunned that the first Labs run is going so well.
VacillantVarlet: oooh, hopefully they think the fight was between one of the folks James was fighting and the other (who James killed)
FoxFyr: lrrHERE
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Kelderan: Absolutely got me into this game with this series. You two are the best.
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DoodlestheGreat: Labs is a patience game.
Kelderan: Also, anyone else getting into this game, 16 second runs where you get domed in the back of the head are real things.
PharaohBender27: Fishing with dynamite?
stizzet: my vote is for the ventilation shaft. that sounds fun
leopard_wolf: that's a effective but ecologically bad fishing method
Lord_ZYRK: stizzet Die Hard starring James Turner PridePog
TheElrad: if you are going loud, reload to get the 50 mag in?
stizzet: @lord_zyrk omg yes please!
diamondmx: Are those all the players, Funko?
Firnsarwen: the tension is palpable.
PharaohBender27: @leopard_wolf Yeah, just the mention of grenade and then fishing within a couple of sentences of each other reminded me of that, which I only know of from jokes
Dumori: I think first PMC we where fighting called the extract then that Duo killed him and took his ride out
Dumori: but who knows
Dumori: That's a hard call to make
diamondmx: Did James reload yet?
diamondmx: Oh yeah, he did
diamondmx: And the pistol
Sparkana42: I would have expected a duo to be a lot more impatient but I don't know if that connects with what tarkov players do
PharaohBender27: @stizzet So often the use of vents in video games just reminds me of the final part of the original Red Faction, where your character is in a ventilation system and one of the enemies figures it out and goes, "He's in the ventilation system! Flush him out!"
Easilycrazyhat: POINTS
BootySlapper: yay nice labs run
FoxFyr: HOLY
TheElrad: nooo, my points
Lord_Hosk: You did it!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
JadedCynic: WOOF! :D
Kuolar: SUCCESS
TheWooglie: GG
GhostValv: :)
diamondmx: Wow, well done James!
gsyhiap: Success! lrrHORN
Anubis169: woohoo!!
manfred909: good job dam
TheElrad: only made 200k loss
MrTulip: almost breaking even
ghyllnox: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk unarmeClick elfunkPopcorn
ThePov42: Pay me my useless points!
NarishmaReborn: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: HELL YEAH lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
spiffinn: we love to see it
Lord_Hosk: I got my 3 million points!
PharaohBender27: tqsHype lrrHORN katesHype
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
FoxFyr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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VacillantVarlet: went to labs, did some murders, and left alive. nice work
Firnsarwen: Heck yes! Way to go!
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TheThromborax: LOL Lost it all!!!
JadedCynic: James "The Survivor" Turner!
NathanJay_GA: wow. big payday. congrats
stormgradgames: @GoblinRanger Thanks for the gift sub!
Lord_Hosk: He left the mags
BiggPapaValk: Nice
stizzet: woot! congrats on the extract!
Sparkana42: Oh no I lost 50 points D: how terrible
Orgmastron: Happy to lose 100K points :)
diamondmx: Party100 Well done, James! Party100
TheThromborax: lost +60k points LOL
amative1: cheer500 Wow you actually did it!
TheElrad: a second spare Vector :D
FoxFyr: RUN IT BACK lrrJAMES lrrHORN lrrHORN
ghyllnox: Happy to lose 144k! Time to start fresh
Dumori: I mean it was a raider Vector so
MrTulip: did not expect the quakemaker there
Kuolar: Armor at full durability too
dougma: Arriving very late. There is tier 6 armor!?!?!?!
JadedCynic: got PRACTICE doing Labs :D
FoxFyr: Pride69
BootySlapper: ggs funko
space_235: Is this game worth it
GhostValv: bye :)
RockPusher: Thank you Funko elfunkHeart
diamondmx: Bye Funko
NotCainNorAbel: bye Funko
PharaohBender27: So long, Funko!
Kelderan: Bye Funko!
gsyhiap: Bye Funko!
Easilycrazyhat: Bye Funko! Congrats on the 3 years!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun @El_Funko - have a great day!
Kuolar: See you shortly Funko!
BootySlapper: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
GoblinRanger: Bye Funko
Firnsarwen: Bye Funko! We love you! :D elfunkHeart
DrFromage: Bye Funko!
Sparkana42: bye funko o/
FoxFyr: elfunkHeart
TwitchTVsFrank: bye funko
manfred909: Bye Funko
jester_badger: Bye Funko!
Lord_ZYRK: Later Funko elfunkHeart
PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Dang, I really need to use that custom bet amount next time - I bet 90, and think I got like 300 katesLol
PharaohBender27: katesHype
Lord_ZYRK: What a GAMER
GhostValv: benginTry
karpma: meets expectations
Firnsarwen: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN James is a GAMER! seabatBRAIN
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
notthepenguins: bold words!
BrindleBoar: hooray adequacy
JadedCynic: InB4 dies on next PMC-spawn
AnOddSmith: sick brags
Firnsarwen: benginTry
MrQBear: OH man, Survived labs? I can't wait to catch the VOD for that later!
Lord_Hosk: You are the best James, we never had a shred of doubt
Sarah_Serinde: Aww I don't have my Adequate emote anymore, that would be perfect :D
ghyllnox: Yeah @pharaohbender27 I always bet it all! Nothing else to do with it lol
Lord_ZYRK: PharaohBender27 I got over 291K LUL
JadedCynic: sergeJustRight
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCool
Easilycrazyhat: Nice
Firnsarwen: Nice. sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSACK
Firnsarwen: Good squash.
El_Funko: or he gets real hungry and forgets
Firnsarwen: Very luck.
LurkerSpine: did you ever do the lion trade?
Kuolar: Did you get a lucky bronze lion from funko too?
PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Fair :D
Dumori: Can you rename/tag it? IDK if you can do that to none containers
El_Funko: ooh right we forgot about the lion
DiscordianTokkan: The Eternal Gourd
Relentless_Bread: Where did funko go
El_Funko: We can do that when you get a sec, just put something FiR up for a lion
Estyl_: taking off the training wheels i guess
DiscordianTokkan: He's joined us, in Chat
PharaohBender27: @Lord_ZYRK Daaang, you won more points than I actually have at the moment! (at 282k)
Sparkana42: funkos eating and preping for his stream later
El_Funko: There's a FiR Mp7 you could try
El_Funko: that would be decent value so you don't get beaned for a million on fee
El_Funko: Do the one without the pk06 on it
El_Funko: that worked
Dabari49: having internet issue did he survive labs?
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher gabyHmm benginHi sergeHeart
PharaohBender27: @Dabari49 He did!
Dabari49: My Points!
RockPusher: benginFingers sergeModLove gabyTehe
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
gsyhiap: What's the significance of the lion?
BrindleBoar: fill this man with lions
Dabari49: so glad my internet is getting buffed on monday
Kuolar: @gsyhiap It's a rare item that funko found and James needs for a hideout gambling upgrade, so they traded it saving James like $250k
gsyhiap: Kuolar - ah, thanks. lrrHEART
El_Funko: Yeah I didn't need to sell it, and I could barter it to James so he gets a discount
RayFK: Too much crap? Simple. Just die.
Sparkana42: You should probably be more ruthless with weapon selling, you have so damn many LUL
gsyhiap: RayFK - I think I've seen that house clearance
PharaohBender27: "I have too much stuff, but it could theoretically be useful and/or worth money, so I can't just chuck it" - a common theme in video games
JadedCynic: ^^^
Kuolar: How far are we from the Scav Case James?
gsyhiap: A common theme irl too
Sparkana42: Glad I'm not playing this game, My entire stash would just be containers at this point lmao
diamondmx: He has 2 scav cases already, do you mean the THICC case?
Sparkana42: More stuff!
JadedCynic: I think it's also - "This gun is cool so I'll want to run with it soon" syndrome; kinda like me with my steam library 'short-list' folder :P
NotCainNorAbel: stuff makes us happy lrrGREED
diamondmx: Oh, that thing. It costs a fortune.
FoxFyr: @PharaohBender27 I have max inventory space, and 17 vests and I still cant bear to part with the gear even though I will never die that many times in a single day
Dumori: thats what 4-6mill?
BrindleBoar: Escape of Dorkness.
DoodlestheGreat: Edge of Darkness.
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah, I upgraded with the 20% off
PharaohBender27: @gsyhiap I feel like video games take it to a new level, though - if I hoarded as much IRL as I do in say, Skyrim or Fallout 4, I'd be dead from having been suffocated by all my material goods :p
Mysticman89: looks to me one could construct a glorious master spreadsheet (or consult one that inevitably exists already) without everything you need FIR, and then if its not on there, sell it.
Stoffern: Thats a look
Dumori: Precipice of Penumbra
diamondmx: I too, spent over a hundred dollars on a game that's not even finished yet.
manfred909: will you be streaming your personal account?
gsyhiap: PharaohBender27 - most people aren't that bad, but there are some who really are
Dumori: diamondmx same and I can't even play it right now...
FoxFyr: Loading ready lan tarkov someday?
JadedCynic: maybe not yet....maybe 1/14d?
FoxFyr: Fly Funko in in like 2022
Firnsarwen: this Scav is definitely a look, eh?
manfred909: cool Thanks James
Mysticman89: the freedom to get stuff back (via buying it from flea market) makes this one looks less worrisome for packrat purposes compared to various rpgs, where selling stuff goes into the marketplace void
PharaohBender27: @gsyhiap True. I guess I mean it's much more likely for someone to become an extreme hoarder in a video game than IRL
stizzet: how much advance notice do they give before a while?
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stizzet: wipe?
Lord_ZYRK: Funko PrideLaugh
PharaohBender27: @El_Funko tqsLol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: @stizzet 'season' - the devs wipe accounts and start things over
Dumori: tqsLol tqsLol @El_Funko
Sparkana42: That's a lotta bodies
Firnsarwen: @El_Funko LUL
PharaohBender27: Which, James? The shooting or Funko's sub message? katesSass
amative1: Woo, almost extracted
Dumori: Nearly escaped by accident there
LurkerSpine: more loot space in the blue bags
amative1: that timer was under a second
Dumori: like 0.2 on the clock
stizzet: @jadedcynic right, but do they give like 2 weeks (or whatever) notice before they do it?
gsyhiap: LUL nice try Funko
Firnsarwen: Has James realized he's on an extract?
JadedCynic: Not sure @El_Funko how much notice do they give before a wipe?
Dumori: SURPISE
RayFK: AHAHA
Sparkana42: Looks like this was a good factory match
RayFK: Oh fuck that was good
Firnsarwen: oh look, we did a thing!
gsyhiap: Boo!
JadedCynic: whale plaid, OpFor!
Firnsarwen: fantastic!
Lord_Hosk: the man survived labs, but couldn't take on factory
RayFK: You shot em in the dick
Dumori: Op never gonna have grandkids but he still won
Sparkana42: Woo! Not getting more stuff!
Firnsarwen: Definitely read out your subs in their entirety, James.
dougma: ooooohhhh..... we gonna loose an expensive sniper gun!
Firnsarwen: whee!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Question!
NotCainNorAbel: I have wasted so many sub messages
Sarah_Serinde: Dread_Pirate_Westley You heard the man
Kuolar: Which map we sniping on?
PMAvers: I mean, Funko has to come to Victoria to collect that ice cream otherwise it's null and void.
amative1: El_Funko Way to go. He will now buy you ice cream, in Victoria, and ship it to you. Hope you like spoiled milk!
Dumori: Reserve or Bust james we gonna dome folks from dome!
JadedCynic: Mr. Turner! Mr. Turner! Can I get an opinion - what do you think of recent events?
Kuolar: Woods is nice, weather permitting
Sparkana42: Factory obviously
dougma: yes, woods. All joking aside, I don't want to see you giving that weapon to someone on customs
Dumori: Ah yes 100m headshots in Factory
diamondmx: I'd be surprised if there's a single 100m angle in factory.
Dumori: diamondmx I think there might be comer to comer in the rafters
Dumori: Now I wanna see
Sparkana42: You never know after they expand it
El_Funko: ZB-014 bunker key can be useful
El_Funko: but it's not 100% necessary
JadedCynic: well, now having dropped the doc case, james...dang Funko beat me to it
El_Funko: Seems good to me
TheElrad: is that the expensive helm with face shield?
El_Funko: it is not
manfred909: are you happy James?
Juliamon: uh oh
El_Funko: Welcome to my world
JadedCynic: sad_trombone.wav lrrAWW
ghyllnox: Labs?
Orgmastron: Happy is a strong word Kappa
PharaohBender27: DAMN YOU, RAAAAAAIIIIN!
stizzet: the weather lies
manfred909: thats Tarkov
Sparkana42: Ayy rain
El_Funko: Killing scavs on shoreline is an easy one
El_Funko: you can use that red akm from the xmas gift
chrono2x: 2 quests to kill a bunch of scavs on customs
Sparkana42: Go have fun on shoreline resort
Sparkana42: Just get aggro
JadedCynic: man, I haven't been so disappointed from rainy weather since I was a teen playing golf
PixelBoshi: wait James plays tarkov now? have I been under a rock?? I love that game :)
Sparkana42: Yep you have
MrTulip: The red akm is not an akm for this quest
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah James has been playing this 3 times a week for a month or so now
MrTulip: Iirc
JadedCynic: @PixelBoshi ....oof; he's almost FINISHED his Play It Forward series with this :(
manfred909: it should be
El_Funko: it does count
El_Funko: I did it with that gun
El_Funko: and the wiki confirms
MrTulip: Huh
El_Funko: AKM, AKMN, AKMS, AKMSN
chrono2x: @PixelBoshi This is actually the penultimate stream of this (next on Monday night). The VODs are pretty good
JadedCynic: one more stream - he's even got a bitcoin rig set up in his hideout
MrTulip: I might be wrong
PixelBoshi: oh wow never noticed, i picked up the game about 2 weeks ago and have been playing nonstop
Dumori: AKM series gun (AKM, AKMN, AKMS, AKMSN). wiki says your golden
JadedCynic: @PixelBoshi yeah, at least you've got plenty of stream vods to enjoy (most on LoadingReadyLive YT channel too)
Juliamon: Definitely catch the VODs now that you know, they're very good
PixelBoshi: awesome will do! thanks yall :)
Lord_Hosk: markers
JadedCynic: @PixelBoshi to be fair, PLAYING the game is also loads of fun, so we can't exactly blame you :D
El_Funko: The radar dish is on the roof of the west resort, but that's not a marker
El_Funko: yeah both are pretty rough
PixelBoshi: @JadedCynic oh yeah ive been playing non stop, actually just ended like a 7 hour sesh an hour ago to do homework and watch some twitch XD
JadedCynic: where's the worst possible location, that's probably it ;)
El_Funko: but scavs are easy. Gas station near pier, the power station in the middle, scav island, construction, etc
PharaohBender27: @PixelBoshi Since you said you got the game a couple of weeks ago, the VODs might potentially give you some tips for your own gameplay ;)
Sparkana42: At least you'll finally lose some gear!
Lord_ZYRK: Do you really think heels are the best choice of footwear for this?
El_Funko: have we died as a PMC today yet
El_Funko: offline labs but that doesn't count
MrTulip: Could do collegues if you’re running around resort ambulance anyway
Sparkana42: Not on PMC iirc
PixelBoshi: @PharaohBender27 definitely could help! I have a few people I met in this game that have been playing for over a year that are dragging me through :)
SK__Ren: I for one, love the rain
Lord_ZYRK: Way to jinx it, Funko
JadedCynic: @PixelBoshi oh yeah - El_Funko has been coaching James for the whole run, so yeah, tips may well come from watching :D
Stoffern: a knife!
amative1: A KNIFE!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's not a knife. This is a knife!
DentedPockets: SingsNote It's like raiiiin, in your Tarkov game!
DiscordianTokkan: tqsKnife
PharaohBender27: That's a heck of a rain
PharaohBender27: Like, it's coming down
TheMandrew: bless the rains down in tarkov?
DiscordianTokkan: As Serge would say, Aw Buckets (of rain)
JadedCynic: ♫it's like finding a <rare drop>, when you've already <bought it on flea market>♫
El_Funko: I'm sure he would love the stash order
RayFK: He might check corners
NotCainNorAbel: Pretty accurate.
amative1: Next LAN party, James needs to lead two others through a raid
DentedPockets: He wouldn't look up though
JadedCynic: OH LAWKS, now THERE would be a stream of 99% Stash Tetris, 1% scav runs
PharaohBender27: @TheMandrew Eh, doesn't scan as well, what with "Tarkov" being a syllable shorter than "Africa"
JadedCynic: and who knows, he might love that
stizzet: serge on let account you on your personal account as a bonus stream. epic!
manfred909: that would be the most organized inventory ever
TheMandrew: @PharaohBender27 fair, fair
NotCainNorAbel: but could you pay him to organize your player?
MrTulip: That sounds like me when I’m feeling lazy
Phailhammer: He'd find a way to make a Scav grinder.
PixelBoshi: i did a run earlier today with us wiping a full team with IR scopes and full wild kits, next stop night game and being those jerks with IR sights benginHeck benginYe
GoblinRanger: Some zen to go with your adrenaline
RayFK: It's been a whiiiiiile
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 it's always easier to put a shorter word in a longer 'space' - in stead of 'Ahhhh-fr-caaaaaa', it'd be "Taaa-aaar-kov"
JadedCynic: here we go, I meant to mention using a decent map...
Vyous: I get this spawn really frequently for some reason
JadedCynic: my bad for not mentioning it earlier
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic I mean, I thought of that, but it feels like that particular spacing would come off awkwardly
Sparkana42: Man this would really suck. Rainy day by the sea would be freezing
JadedCynic: we're bundled up dry and warm, honest ;)
MrTulip: Could go something like weather-heps-gas-scav island
diamondmx: Where's "heps" @MrTulip ?
MrTulip: Power station thing
diamondmx: The office by pier has 2 safes and 2 pcs, good money
amative1: Death. Death is the worst that could happen.
MrQBear: Non permanent death!
Sparkana42: But then we have more stash space
Sparkana42: So its a win
ThePov42: quillWCGW quillWCGW quillWCGW
SurfDownstage: Or, worse, expelled!
Vyous: Diary can go in the docs case
MrQBear: Is pier extract up? ' -'
MrQBear: Oh, right.
Dumori: Pier sucks... it is the ONLY extract with out a way to tell if its up or not other than touching it
amative1: Rainy day. The SCAVs all stayed inside, playing Tetriz.
Mysticman89: swim out of tarkov, like a free fish
SurfDownstage: Simply go into the sea
JadedCynic: the one thing I would NOT do is go out and check pier extract :D
SK__Ren: Did you get him when you returned fire?
JadedCynic: not sure - maybe a flesh wound...
MrTulip: Getting off this pier is a legit pain
NathanJay_GA: might be camping out there, since that player knows you have to pass by there
JadedCynic: ^^^^
JadedCynic: maybe peep from 2nd floor....
NathanJay_GA: if thats the case, consider making some noise to attract some "helpers"
j3573rblack: hey all
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
JadedCynic: maybe just to peep at things out there
CavemanKellen: fog sniping no bueno...
Vyous: Yeah, fog makes this tough
Lord_ZYRK: Have you tried using an aussie accent?
Gobukiller: Have you tried eating Vegemite?
Kuolar: Pretend harder!
Sarah_Serinde: Solid Funko advice in chat right now :P
gsyhiap: You need to work on the accent, mate
Lord_ZYRK: Oh wait, you need a small animal to interrupt you! Jade, come here. . .
PharaohBender27: Quick! Put on a baseball cap and light your room with pink tones!
JadedCynic: quick, someone get James a cool cap and a cat for Operation Funko!
Vyous: This is when we need funko's grenade bits
Lord_Hosk: You have to speak with an Australian accent... try saying Vegemite and drop bear.
gsyhiap: Such visibility, much wow
Sparkana42: Strap in folks, we're here forever
Sparkana42: Or 30 minutes
Sparkana42: Same thing
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk you know what the really weird thing is? I read that hearing it said in Funko's voice? :p
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrHERE
gsyhiap: Time for a nap
MrTulip: Depending on how invested in your own survival you are, finding a hole to sit in for five minutes solves lots of problems
Vyous: You could try for the boat extract. Dunno if that's safer than pushing the intersection
gsyhiap: It's a talking gun?!
SK__Ren: Well if you go MIA at least insurance is guarnateed to save it
chrono2x: Can you swim?
amative1: You should throw it in the ocean, to make sure no one can steal it
j3573rblack: anyone been getting 100% disk usage on tarkov recently? game has become unplayable for me for a week now
Lord_Hosk: Nope, if you touch the water, you instantly die, like in mario
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk I feel like lrrKATHLEEN 's saying "Yarrow River" the way the locals do is a better prep word for doing an Australian accent
Stoffern: I asume somewhere someone is sitting on like 5 of these guns after christmas...
JadedCynic: it's insured, right? - how far can you fling it?
BrindleBoar: Tarkovian water is extremely toxic Kappa
Sparkana42: Just go for it
Sparkana42: No fear
amative1: Lord_Hosk ...what....Mario game are you playing?
chrono2x: Maybe they got bored
ImposterArchitect: Just bob and weave
NotCainNorAbel: instead we just need to kill a player
PharaohBender27: I actually got to leave for dinner, so I guess I'll see how this turns out in the VOD! :p
Riiiiiiis: davey jones insurance??
PixelBoshi: can toss it in the juice and commit insurance fraud
JadedCynic: In before james actually lucked a headshot on the other player with his snap return fine and we've been being paranoid this all time...
Sparkana42: He probably got bored by now and ran off
JadedCynic: oh for- that figures
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I have not.
Stoffern: Or he bled out and been dead the whole time
JadedCynic: I mean, it's the NA server, 9pm eastern on a Saturday night...
NathanJay_GA: full auto or single fire?
Sparkana42: No I have not played tarkov :P
SoundGuy0dB: I managed to get one by spawning next to the wall in interchange near emercom, heard 2 guys coming bropped prone in the grass & dropped em when they came through, thought I was dead for sure!
Kuolar: Killing him and being too scared of him being alive to check is very Funko
JadedCynic: okay, that was unfortunate coincidence with the background noise :D
SurfDownstage: He probably got bored, left, quit, uninstalled, and is currently in queue for a League game
PixelBoshi: that was a nice nade oh lord
JadedCynic: wow, that was a LOUD grenade! :D
Lord_Hosk: thats at the gas station
JadedCynic: mind you, remember - if you can snipe the gas station from here....they can snipe YOU from THERE
SurfDownstage: Is that your shoes or are you eating potato chips while you sneak
fatherllymic: C'mon James, 360° no scope comeone
JadedCynic: @SurfDownstage loose gravel on the concrete/tarmac
SurfDownstage: @JadedCynic sounds like an odd snack but I won't judge
JadedCynic: and now loose scree on the slope
Stoffern: sneaky sneek
gsyhiap: fatherllymic - more likely to get a 42069 let's nope
JadedCynic: @SurfDownstage good for roughage/ballast ;)
Sparkana42: Where else would you keep your food if not your shoes
SurfDownstage: :D
gsyhiap: because they heard your grenade and ran away
Lord_Hosk: that sounded like power station
amative1: James Turner, Certified Tarkov Expert (tm)
JadedCynic: hey, you announced you were a "perfectly adequate tarkov player"
SurfDownstage: !findquote expert
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Lord_Hosk: Says Lord "Never played the game but an expert at Tarkov" Hosk
JadedCynic: so a near-miss with the location id of noise, yeah, that works
fubargames: Anyone else think fog in real life just looks computer animated due to how common it is in games?
Lord_Hosk: No snipey on this map
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk to be fair, you've probably watched more gameplay and done more research on the game than the median player...
BrindleBoar: ABRIS
Kuolar: Sounds like a direct quote, yup
BrindleBoar: Always Be Running Into Shooties
Sparkana42: It's gamer time
MrTulip: Running at gunfire leads to content
Sparkana42: Strap in folks
Stoffern: I ran out of strapsafter the lab run
Sparkana42: That's a shame
Kuolar: elfunkChunk
gsyhiap: g33kCount1
JadedCynic: one- ONE Scav, ah-hah-hah!
Sparkana42: Classic James Turner
MrTulip: Progress!
JadedCynic: @gsyhiap love that emote :D
Lord_Hosk: Gonna loot that body?
JadedCynic: don't need nuthin'
Lord_Hosk: resort
Kuolar: Watch out for that tank up there
NotCainNorAbel: 5 minutes without a coach and we go running towards gun fire, go into sketchy spots, and now have a sniper after us
gsyhiap: JadedCynic - you'll see some more if James gets successfully shooty
JadedCynic crosses fingers
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Best way to not die is to kill them first.
JadedCynic: yeah, best defense is a good offense
Sparkana42: Just have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Sparkana42: And you'll live forever
JadedCynic: dead scavs shoot no PMCs
Lord_Hosk: That was someone dropping a grenade in El_Funko's stream, don't worry about the boom boom noise
gsyhiap: g33kCount2
JadedCynic: theres' that sni-
fatherllymic: Cheese it!
JadedCynic: per
gsyhiap: mvpRIP
DiscordianTokkan: That was a HECK of a spark from the van, and... Oh.
MrTulip: Found a player
TheAinMAP: benginRip
amative1: who knows, you may get it back
BootySlapper: 2 for the price of gun
Stoffern: it might come back
Gobukiller: I guess you DID do a Funko
Gobukiller: Just gotta get one more
MrTulip: Probably not getting the gun back, some of those parts are good
Sparkana42: Aaaaa One More (Scav)
ShaneLeeAtk: Uhhhhhhh.... One more?
Mysticman89: the rare LRR raid. May have only encountered one of these oncebefore
ShaneLeeAtk: Seems deece
gsyhiap: Also, Funko is great and we should all go say hi
Kuolar: A nice hexgrid that we'll be too afraid to ever use again Kappa
Sparkana42: Mostly unrelated, anyone remember which is the good stalker game?
MrQBear: Wasn't it just the first one, with a few mods?
SoundGuy0dB: @Sparkana42 the original with some mods is prob the best
Sparkana42: Which one is that
gsyhiap: that ammo pouch is great
JadedCynic: so...is that going to be AFTER Dice Friends on Monday?
SoundGuy0dB: I played the 2nd & kinda got bored of the 3rd
Sparkana42: I know clear sky was bad
Lord_ZYRK: Dinner sausages :O
SoundGuy0dB: @sparkana Shadow of Chernobyl
JadedCynic: yeah, I can't stay up that late on the extreme east coast here - I'll check the vod the next morning while you sleep? :D
Juliamon: welp
SoundGuy0dB: Shadow is the 1st
NotCainNorAbel: probably not
Kuolar: Better go check if anyone needs help
MrQBear: Jaaames nooooo
Mysticman89: I actually found all 3 stalkers a fairly similar experience, but it was awhile ago
Lord_ZYRK: Shit
xantos69: ouchie
Riiiiiiis: behind?
TheAinMAP: jlrrFacepalm
MrQBear: leapt the stairwell?
gsyhiap: lrrWOW
SoundGuy0dB: seems like my usual runs at factory
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkFart
JadedCynic: well, there's your "quick scav run"? :(
sirspate: worst jump-scare ever
JadedCynic: was it from behind?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for a total surprise death.
Juliamon: It was definitely quick
Sparkana42: @SoundGuy0dB Cheers
gsyhiap: When you said that was going to be a quick run...
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
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ghyllnox: elfunkHeart lrrHEART elfunkPopcorn unarmeClick
Lord_Hosk: He is
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, J - you have a good dinner! o/
DiscordianTokkan: (in my mind, Funko's fart emote is in the same tone as Alex's PffrrRRRT! noise)
SoundGuy0dB: Raid time
TheAinMAP: lrrHEART
JadedCynic: rawr
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DiscordianTokkan: I still have 2 hours left on my Prime Sub with him. I guess I need to convert that to a real one! :D
Sparkana42: Great play it forward series <3