Fruan: !next
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Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Rhythm Cafe! | This week Heather and Ian continue the 2nd adventure in Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack! | We're voicing all the characters whether you want us to or not. :p | 📷 ||
IbunWest: Why would anyone NOT want them to voice the characters? feenT
mtvcdm: I hear we're throwing our friends
serramarkov: Hi all!
johnalogue: just in time!
Jigokuro: !next
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constablecrab: hallooo
Bellpei: lrrHEATHER in the Studio lrrIAN in the Net!
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mtvcdm: It's live, so *something's* gonna happen
Hexi_Lexi: hey LRR and LRR Fans! hope yall are doing well <3
constablecrab: I have hot cocoa, so yeah, doing decent.
Rogue_07: Good evening, @Hexi_Lexi !
Rogue_07: I hope all is well.
Rogue_07: Same to you all, Ian, Heather, and chat!
constablecrab: Evidently very good for waving fans at wind turbines though.
Jigokuro: Mario Party speed runners (yes those are a real thing) are quite sure the die is completely random and not based on timing at all.
constablecrab: Mawwiage!
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
LordZarano: Dolphin emulator has "golf mode" that allows 1 player at a time to have no latency
johnalogue: "June Bride" sounds like a proper name
Jigokuro: If it wasn't random, they'd be very happy. But, alas.
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Hexi_Lexi: "i had a horrible idea" so an ian idea? Kappa
johnalogue: @Jigokuro I refuse to believe Mario Party has achieved true randomness
RandomTrivia: IAN NO!
mtvcdm: Subscribe to monthl-- Ian actually beat me to the joke I was going to make
Hexi_Lexi: tiltyhPLS
RandomTrivia: Wait what?!
constablecrab: NO
Phailhammer: benginFacepalm
niccus: here comes the next tinker tailor
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Hexi_Lexi: gdi, humans
mtvcdm: I can't scream IAN because if he didn't say it I was gonna
constablecrab: I forgot snap bracelets existed.
Phailhammer: I had to search it myself, because I wasn't 100% convinced Ian wasn't doing a bit.
Rogue_07: Oooh, Idea- a combination bride box and a Toho Kaiju box.
Rogue_07: The Bridezilla box
SquareDotCube: would they also make the mistake of giving bags of rice?
RandomTrivia: Oh that's cute
RandomTrivia: Tia is cool, and also adorable
CaptainSpam: That's... quite the clipping issue.
Juliamon: I'm sure it's just a matter of time
mtvcdm: Actually, Finland does do a "baby box" as a matter of government policy, a box full of supplies they send to every new mom to get them started on the right foot.
Hexi_Lexi: a chariot in a rhythm game? what is this, chariot requiem?!
constablecrab: Congratulations!
Rogue_07: I think they call those "blinders", Ian.
EricTheOrange: So I was watching the vod of last weeks stream and The boss music was from smash bros, which makes me wonder if it was changed for the switch release.
mtvcdm: Just stapling cash to Donm
Bellpei: We have glued money to ourselves.
RandomTrivia: Huh.
Juliamon: It's more "making it rain" than actually rich
Hexi_Lexi: i dont know what i expected for "rich" but it wasnt that
CaptainSpam: @Bellpei We have also glued money to... above ourselves?
niccus: being rich is like having psoriasis
PMAvers: Well, is there a way to hold down a button to make random encounters go away?
constablecrab: You have yourself genetically altered to grow cash from your skin.
PMAvers: By throwing cash into the air
RandomTrivia: Oh right, the Gacha fountain
EricTheOrange: we just beat the dragon with hercules
CaptainSpam: Ah, and there's Professor Jimmy John's.
mtvcdm: You super-glue the money to yourself; buy things and pay people in 'whatever they can peel off'.
IbunWest: Mx. Ed is a strong name.
EricTheOrange: so why is the ":two girls" enemy a greece thing?
mtvcdm: Ben sings it at Desert Bus
Hexi_Lexi: its a lovely song
Raiger: I just assumed that was a 2020 mood Ian was referring to...
JqlGirl: and there's an excellent mashup of it and space jam
Despoiler98: UM those eagle fish are terrifying
CaptainSpam: @EricTheOrange Fishbird isn't confusing you?
Phailhammer: "I am gonna DON it, through this year, if it KAs me!"
SajuukSjet: the mashup with that song and the Space Jam song is _amazing_
Bellpei: Grift Fish.
PMAvers: Matt?
constablecrab: Matt Griffish?
IbunWest: Matt Griffish
gualdhar: Andy Griffish?
Bellpei: Justin Wong?
EricTheOrange: @CaptainSpam greek myth nas a ton of chimera animals
Hexi_Lexi: Matt Griffithshs
johnalogue: oh we still have that 7 limit
betweenmyself: Is that song on the soundtrack for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres?
EricTheOrange: yeah this music has no song title befpore the match but I SWEAR this is from smash bros
LordZarano: Hercules surrounded by those horses sure is an image
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johnalogue: it's great how those horse men basically leave out the best part of the horse and the best part of the man
johnalogue: Heavy dumb horse head + weak little man legs
Juliamon: johnalogue Says you
constablecrab: Hercules is never not flexing.
johnalogue: so many jokes to make about "popo kaka" I must now resist
mtvcdm: Steel yourself!
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, Lilly, the eternal :3
Hexi_Lexi: The Enor Voice is one of my faves
JqlGirl: Enor!
Invitare: was Hercules a Jojo?
constablecrab: I guess Enor got out of jail.
Rogue_07: Berserker is the strongest in the world!
PMAvers: "It's okay, this isn't the weirdest adventure I've ever been on. Especially since you aren't a kid, a duck, and a giant... dogman?"
johnalogue: please tell me we named the enemy "OOPArt"
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: ew
Hexi_Lexi: he cast FIST
johnalogue: ew no
CaptainSpam: Meat Magic? Are we in the Kingdom of Loathing now?
constablecrab: A Muscle Wizard!!
CururuGuasu: Muscle wizard!
EricTheOrange: M E A T M A G I C
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johnalogue: it's like whaling but slightly more justified and they breathe fire
gualdhar: did we name Popo Kaka?
PMAvers: Ah, right, the Fords.
niccus: that's the game.
PMAvers: *Four Lords
Juliamon: gualdhar nope, that's its name
constablecrab: Are we going to end up saving someone's dying dragon mother?
johnalogue: @gualdhar I can only HOPE a bunch of these names were player-made
mtvcdm: So we are time traveling, but we're bringing time to us
RandomTrivia: Am Herc ok?
johnalogue: The TV news has started, destroying Herc's mind
CaptainSpam: "Well, we've missed the entire news report because you people wouldn't stop talking about the magic of TV."
EricTheOrange: what is that moon speak?
Hexi_Lexi: i cant judge, im still using an iphone 4
mtvcdm: Easter Island got trees? That's way better than Moai!
EricTheOrange: time to get us some moai
Juliamon: The TV text is about the missing Moai
mtvcdm: Let Easter Island have its trees!
CaptainSpam: BAM! Ow! That apostrophe! Right in my face!
Hexi_Lexi: wait, the "Old Man Moe"?!?!
johnalogue: Two sudden reality-warping events in the same place might be CONNECTED? Nah.
constablecrab: Moe Szyslak?
Hexi_Lexi: tiltyhPLS
johnalogue: if we get rid of the dragon, we can wipe out Easter Island's native culture again!
johnalogue: are we the baddies? Kinda seems like the dragons just need healthcare
Favre_Studios: Didn't easter island wipe themselves out?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what is the secret to meat magic?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5709: "You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?" —Graham [2019-01-11]
CaptainSpam: To be fair, "Scylla" is a solid name for one of those.
johnalogue: Scylla isn't even a name, isn't that just what that creature is called?
johnalogue: @Favre_Studios Nope!
EricTheOrange: oh right thta's his name
RandomTrivia: Fusion mechanic?!
mtvcdm: Oh no we're Shin Megami Tensei now
RandomTrivia: OMG
Hexi_Lexi: i totally just read it as Isekai, too
Juliamon: Time to feed a bunch of taurcens to each other, huh
niccus: mulch! mulch! mulch! mulch
PMAvers: Ah, it's the most the Ancient of Gachas
Manae: Is Luka guarding the Mana Seed of water?
EricTheOrange: time to grind up our hourses into amilkshake
constablecrab: smash them monsters
johnalogue: ah, we can shove allies into that bin and make abominations of them
niccus: throw em all in the blender
johnalogue: Ethics!
Hexi_Lexi: do the monster mash!
RandomTrivia: We can make Yokai Soup!
mtvcdm: "material character units"
CaptainSpam: Oh, so it's less "fuse them together" and more "feed them to another character".
johnalogue: @CaptainSpam make your allies into sustenance and absorb their power!
LordZarano: "when they are made into material"
CaptainSpam: "Choose ingredient ally, don!". It says it RIGHT THERE!
RandomTrivia: If we fuse a horse with a horse, we can make a HORSE
CaptainSpam: Ingredient. Ally.
niccus: if you merge two centaurs together, which halves are you left with
mtvcdm: We've made Bojack Horseman
rasterscan: Are we killing sentient beings?
RandomTrivia: Tournament arc when?
CaptainSpam: You get the octo-centaur-hydra?
CaptainSpam: Eight horse legs, two heads?
PMAvers: That's how you summon a Beej.
mtvcdm: If Professor Isaki wins three championships, he will Evolve
niccus: as you do.
PMAvers: Oh Conception 2?
GDwarf: Oh, we're talking about Conception 2?
GDwarf: All I know about it is that the creating a child thing is called "Classmating"
RandomTrivia: Oh that sounds deeply cursed
GDwarf: Which, I just...
mtvcdm: "and then babies happen"
johnalogue: Definitely cursed
constablecrab: subtle
johnalogue: @GDwarf that makes it worse
PMAvers: The infamous scene near the start where this guy you're friends with has the line "I give you permission to make star children with my sister."
RandomTrivia: @PMAvers OH DEAR
GDwarf: Steam keeps thinking I want to play Conception 2, which I find mildly insulting. :P
johnalogue: I mean the game is apparently literally titled "conception" so
mtvcdm: Where are all the eggs?
mtvcdm: I was promised bunnies, and chocolate
constablecrab: Hercules: Noted Christian evangeilst.
Rogue_07: Known phantom thief, Jesus Christ.
johnalogue: I mean, Easter celebrates that time Jesus conspicuously stopped being where we left him so it's not totally unreasonable
niccus: oh, just like outer wilds
PMAvers: Okay, I need to dive back into my vault of cursed memories. The Main Character is the MC because they're called the God's Gift, since apparently actually making star children is hard and rare, and usually only produces one pokemon. The MC, the first time they did it, got like five?
johnalogue: @PMAvers I have so many questions I want unanswered
RandomTrivia: Always be... Bee?
PMAvers: Which is helpful, since they were barely holding the line against the monsters as-is, and now they can actually have enough babies to throw into the combat meat grinder to fight back.
constablecrab: cabbages!
ContingentCat: oh my
mtvcdm: Cozy Bride In Shell Burrito
johnalogue: @PMAvers so the main character is unusually fertile and therefore the best for producing child soldiers. That's messed up
mtvcdm: Run away.... on *Easter Island*
mtvcdm: Where do you think you'd be running to
constablecrab: Authentic jungle corn and cabbages.
GDwarf: I don't know why I'm always surprised by Vocaloid in this, but I am
EricTheOrange: this sonds vocaloid
GDwarf: I don't remember which song, but it's definitely a Vocaloid
GDwarf: I think that's Luka
EricTheOrange: or mayby just heavily autotuned
Juliamon: Probably a Vocaloid
Juliamon: There's a few Vocaloid songs in here
PMAvers: If memory serves, there was also a bit of a Darkest Dungeon vibe, where you could send star babies off to work at the different facilities in town to get passive XP and level up.
GDwarf: I recognize the recording from the Project Diva games
GDwarf: It's...something synthesizer
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN SingsNote lrrHORN
Rogue_07: Dang, that kinda slapped
mtvcdm: MEAT MAGIC
GDwarf: "Happy Synthesizer", there we go
Rowenald: 100 combo!
Rowenald: it's like a anime guitar hero
Rowenald: mixed with early zelda graphics
constablecrab: I like that we're the Goods vs. the Bads.
EricTheOrange: this sounds very JRPG
JqlGirl: pretty sure having a burning drum is a bad thing
Bellpei: Isn't this Kiki?
constablecrab: Yeah I think it's Kiki
GDwarf: I think it's Kiki, yeah
Rowenald: those are good to use a chuck e cheese
Rowenald: mouse coins
mtvcdm: Impact's better
Jigokuro: Wasn't that "town with an ocean view" or something like that?
constablecrab: I've only seen Ocean Waves on bootleg DVD. It never got brought over here did it?
Rowenald: it's dragon quest with sick beats
Juliamon: Catdog, but instead it's Snakesnake
johnalogue: Ah yes, the old question of two-sided creatures
EricTheOrange: woah, OK is that racist, cuz I think putting mokeys in traditional native wear is racist
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mtvcdm: Tuxedo
JqlGirl: Grandma
ChainedDreamer: Eldorado
Rogue_07: @EricTheOrange Yeah, it's probably not a good look, tbh.
EricTheOrange: If I was playing I'd do the jungles in order
johnalogue: Yeaaah, I was expecting "vaguely" racist imagery to show up when they said they were doing Easter Island
Rowenald: dum dum, you give gum gum
EricTheOrange: wait did the moai head turn into the person it was made to look like?
Phailhammer: Anyone else flashing back to a DB...6? Derpline bit because of this voice? :D
Hexi_Lexi: "im going to beat something up" Enor, probably
constablecrab: He's not wrong.
beckett_brass: Wait, did I hear that someone was a baby?
beckett_brass: Also, Hello. Sorry I'm late.
Rogue_07: That gator is adorable
EricTheOrange: I mean to be fair the enor voice is just Ians Ray Ramono impression
constablecrab: double snek
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LordZarano: welcome
Rogue_07: also how is that top one not a pokemon yet?
ContingentCat: those horses(?) are horrifying
beckett_brass: So, what's the game like?
niccus: a lot of this, mostly
EricTheOrange: ooooh that snail is VERY good
Juliamon: That flower thing is absolutely an alternate evo of Cottonee/Petilil
EricTheOrange: @beckett_brass have you seen/played a taiko game?
beckett_brass: @EricTheOrange I don't think so, though not sure.
nebman227: are you playing this with one of those drum accessories?
mtvcdm: Gatrade
Juliamon: nebman227 They are not
Rowenald: gatorade
RandomTrivia: IAN
Juliamon: IT ME but my name doesn't fit
JqlGirl: Gatorade
EricTheOrange: @beckett_brass oh well it's a rhythm game where you press two buttons for the red and blue circles. If you have the arcade controlls theirs an actual drum and the red circle is the drum surface and the blue one is the drum side
DaSunao: I have seen people playing the actual arcade cabinet of one of these games and realized I couldn't
RandomTrivia: That is amazing
beckett_brass: @EricTheOrange Interesting.
EricTheOrange: well I LOVE that surfing maoi
constablecrab: Is that a poison arrow frog?
Rowenald: there's the uwubat in the back
DaSunao: Japanese kids are utterly ridiculous playing the drums in public
niccus: is the tutorial fight a triangle
constablecrab: Top horse is close to dead.
Rogue_07: Ian, you know that the oboe is truly the greatest of all evils
RandomTrivia: Well yes but actually no
iris_of_ether: Yeaaaah, no. The tuning gauges are approximate
Rowenald: this is where they pick up Goldpa
JqlGirl: Polly
iris_of_ether: Also: We never used them, but my HS marching band had *marching tympanis* in their back room.
RandomTrivia: The tuning gauges are adjustable, so you should never assume that a strange Timp has an accurate gauge
beckett_brass: @iris_of_ether Ooh, cool! I don't know when you'd use them, but cool!
iris_of_ether: @beckett_brass I mean, some marching songs do have tympani! I've played them. Just, we put them in the pit. :)
Rowenald: crushed it
Rowenald: GARY
JqlGirl: Irony
beckett_brass: @iris_of_ether Exactly. The timpanis are supposed to be in the pit. I don't know why you'd march with them, lol.
Hexi_Lexi: GARY
Juliamon: Gary
serramarkov: Scargo
SuddenlyARabbit: Ironail
NonjaBiru: Sniron (snail iron)
johnalogue: MarkIV?
iris_of_ether: @beckett_brass Spectacle or stubbornness :D
EricTheOrange: I. RON Butterfly
RandomTrivia: Marching timps would normally be played on horseback, you can still find them occasionally in military bands
nebman227: does ian not know spongebob?
iris_of_ether: @RandomTrivia HUH
MadmanOreo: (solid snake voice) metal snail?
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia Huh. Interesting. You live up to your name.
JqlGirl: check chamelon body?
RandomTrivia: #OnBrand
Rowenald: i guess they could have called the snail Iron Waitin'
johnalogue: @beckett_brass No they don't, that trivia was on-topic, not random
beckett_brass: Those symbols are coming up fast!
JqlGirl: Zubat
Rowenald: UWUbat
ContingentCat: Batbat
Juliamon: UwUbat is good
mtvcdm: Bat Cam
RandomTrivia: @johnalogue I mean, most trivia is on-topic at the time it comes up, given how it is raised
Hexi_Lexi: Man Bat
iris_of_ether: Au Bat :P
JqlGirl: oden bat?
Hexi_Lexi: dang it @JqlGirl now i want noodles
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johnalogue: @RandomTrivia Cryptographers would be ashamed of this pseudo-random sham! Nobody else minds though so you're probably fine
RandomTrivia: @johnalogue LUL
Hexi_Lexi: ian
Hexi_Lexi: pls
Rowenald: watch out there's a basalisk afoot
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RandomTrivia: Cryptographers would be ashamed of any key that could be deduced with contextual clues
DaSunao: That's a Dr Stone reference isn't it
JqlGirl: "Allright Ogenbat, get eating..."
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beckett_brass: The voice over is slightly different from the subtitles, I notice.
johnalogue: @beckett_brass it often is
beckett_brass: Big boy.
Hexi_Lexi: @beckett_brass i notice no difference. its absolutely 100% the same with 0 alterations :p
Rowenald: the script got lost in the shipment
johnalogue: seriously is OOPArt what they are actually meant to be called
CaptainSpam: So the real power in this world is Object Oriented Programming Art?
beckett_brass: Arnold? Like Schwarzenager?
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Hexi_Lexi: omg i just realized his name is arnold
ArdCollider: john mayer
ArdCollider: but who's counting
Hexi_Lexi: OF COURSE his name is arnold
RandomTrivia: LUL
CaptainSpam: @Hexi_Lexi To be fair, he didn't give his name until just now.
PMAvers: Heather is calling Cori up to get the knife.
ContingentCat: !findquote portmanteau
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serramarkov: OMG Arnold is Asta from Black Clover.
johnalogue: he doesn't even look like Arnold Schwarzenager though
DarkMorford: More like portman-NO tiltyhPLS
ContingentCat: oo Heather PIF next
johnalogue: @LordZarano it's an actual term and I'm angry now
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Rowenald: oh my gosh when did James get so small?
Rowenald: not that James was so big but he is substantially smaller now. I have been away from LRR for a while :/
niccus: probably two years now?
Juliamon: James is James
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
RandomTrivia: Hey there wynternyghtynggale!
hexingale: hello
Rowenald: I didn't mean that in a negative way. I was not sure if it was him or not when I saw that shirt ad.
Juliamon: It's still not great to comment on someone's appearance unless they ask you to
sendatou: when is "is this your card" happening?
Juliamon: !schedule
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ContingentCat: I don't think we heard anything
beckett_brass: @hexingale Hello
beckett_brass: @wynternyghtynggale Hello
sendatou: ah yes, time zones are a thing *east coast confused noises*
niccus: don't forget, next weekend is daylight savings for the affected areas
beckett_brass: That snake has two heads.
beckett_brass: Well, had two heads.
Juliamon: yuuup
ContingentCat: yeaah
iris_of_ether: I am not ready :X
RandomTrivia: Yep
wynternyghtynggale: was it never not march ?
hexingale: a hibiscus?
beckett_brass: When is daylight's savings?
hexingale: Biscuit?
beckett_brass: @wynternyghtynggale Oof.
LordZarano: We never even left March
Juliamon: I love hibiscus
BlankOpera: we've now entered March v2.0
wynternyghtynggale: my tie
ContingentCat: @beckett_brass depends where you are, in North America it's the 14th
mtvcdm: YES
CaptainSpam: It's Daylight Saving Time again soon, which means about four weeks of kvetching about Daylight Saving Time! Kappa
beckett_brass: @ContingentCat ...I am not ready. I have been slightly tired due to being busy for a while, and now I have to spring forward.
mtvcdm: Bellossom again
ContingentCat: blaze it
niccus: you don't need to get that far, just convince the two-headed snake to eat each other
RandomTrivia: It's so derpy! I love it
ContingentCat: @beckett_brass is one ever really ready?
beckett_brass: What does Taiko Magic do?
RandomTrivia: This song is utterly adorable
mtvcdm: Taiko Magic is just the specials from the last game but we choose when we activate it
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mtvcdm: Chorby
sendatou: this is sweet
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 ah the only cafe I feel safe visiting right now
geldaran: not I. I loved books.
beckett_brass: @e_bloc Hello. Welcome to music!
BrowneePoints: I got at least 1 book every year since Kindergarten and loved it
geldaran: socks however... grrrr.
beckett_brass: Left or Right?
BrowneePoints: I got a lot of Kid's Zoology and Botany books growing up. Was fascinated with Nature stuff
Rogue_07: Have you had your snake today?
Hexi_Lexi: silly twin snakes, twix are for kids
Rogue_07: Though if you get another snake, name them Miso for Ben.
Juliamon: I got manga, y'know, back when your only options were flipped Vis collections that cost like $20 and no library would ever have. Loved that.
betweenmyself: Occasionally getting books that glorify the majesty of Jesus when you’re an atheist from family members that *really* worry about you going to hell...
PMAvers: Snap into a slim mirror!
mtvcdm: I thought it was Meat Magic
EricTheOrange: I prefer the term meat magic
Rogue_07: That man is wider than he is tall.
mtvcdm: When did it change from Meat Magic to Muscle Magic, I demand to speak to a manager
CaptainSpam: Did he just vomit rocks at Hercules?
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon the town I grew up in our library had a TON of Viz manga. like entire collection of Ranma 1/2 kind of stuff. I Just want to know who the Nerd Librarian was I had to thank
RandomTrivia: LUL
Juliamon: BrowneePoints Oh man I'm so jealous!
beckett_brass: Are we observing a flex off?
CaptainSpam: Well, I do believe we have been taken to what is known as the Gun Show.
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I may have accidentally stolen 3 issues of DBZ cuz I had them checked out and then moved cities that summer :I
Phailhammer: I'd forgotten about Muscle March.
LordZarano: So strong he can even move the fourth wall
EricTheOrange: I feel like we need some cho aniki music here
PMAvers: Next week, at WRESTELEMANIA! *points at the sign*
EricTheOrange: rivals plural?
mtvcdm: Worst henchman
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon But yea I think they had Sailor Moon, Ranma, the Pokemon Manga(back when it still got translated to english) Dragon Ball/Z, they had about 7-8 series with 30+ volumes? I'm very thankful
Hexi_Lexi: by god, thats john cena's music!!!
RandomTrivia: Well that was certainly a scene
EricTheOrange: it doesn't look very sheildy just a mirror.
BrowneePoints: If the heroes break their morals then haven't the villains won?
EricTheOrange: muscle rivals
beckett_brass: What was the last one like?
LordZarano: I'm very impressed with all the improvements they've made
mtvcdm: Whet
ContingentCat: yes
ChainedDreamer: Moistoi
LordZarano: Definitely did not expect this many changes from the 1st game
LordZarano: names should be at least twice as long though, agreed
beckett_brass: Wait, what?
RandomTrivia: LUL
voslan: Neat
Sarah_Serinde: !nexty
voslan: "Is this your Card?"
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler for a 3 episode look at Legends of Runeterra. Game: Legends of Runeterra) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (10m from now).
calward1976: thats what im here for!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Hexi_Lexi: !uptime
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photosinensis: Eeyup. Or LRRMTG
photosinensis: For mugic the yugliohemoning.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !homestreams
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photosinensis: Super Paper Mario was a pretty fun game.
photosinensis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler for a 3 episode look at Legends of Runeterra. Game: Legends of Runeterra) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (7m from now).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !schedule
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aerobeing: I quite enjoyed Control. It's fun.
ContingentCat: hey Heather is the Ceiling Egg still up there?
aerobeing: Very conspiracy theoryist.
aerobeing: Or rather conspiracy theory-themed.
Juliamon: ContingentCat I think Cori updated us like a week ago (it's still there)
aerobeing: And other paranormality.
ContingentCat: @Juliamon ah good thanks
bearsofinsanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
bearsofinsanity: A couple more subs, you say?
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corwyn256: Isn’t Wheeler’s stream starting in 5 minutes?
benjamin_wheeler: first "competent" stream
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Ian! lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Phailhammer: cya :)
RayoConDios: wheelerMuldcb
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RayoConDios: It's a me, Wheeler-o
PMAvers: Ben goes hard and tries to qualify for the next seasonal tournament?
Jigokuro: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
RayoConDios: The wheeler on the stream goes round and round
emily_t_g: ive been waiting for Is This Your Card? since the anouncement :)
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler for a 3 episode look at Legends of Runeterra. Game: Legends of Runeterra) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (1m from now).
emily_t_g: good things!
Veraphage: good things
RandomTrivia: LUL
Jigokuro: moistHug
Boon_33: good stuff
mtvcdm: "someone"
Sibwow: this IS my card!
PMAvers: Good things.
RandomTrivia: OMINOUS
RayoConDios: Positivity in chat, will doo
RayoConDios: +++++++
Hexi_Lexi: @benjamin_wheeler youre wonderful and amazing and youre a constant source of inspiration to me
Sibwow: +++++
emily_t_g: ive been wondering if Legends of Runeterra is right for me im so hype fot this
photosinensis: Okay, not crossing Heather. Because I don't want to be lit on fire. Or be on Beej's bad side.
BrowneePoints: LoR is a pretty good game
beckett_brass: @RayoConDios But, according to how electromagnetism works, wouldn't that attract negative things?
CyndaneTierney: Wheeler is that member of LRR that I always forget about until he shows up and then I'm all like, "I forgot about how much I liked him."
PMAvers: It's a very cleverly put together game, and probably has one of the best free-to-play models on the market.
serramarkov: I'm looking forward to learning all kinds of things on this stream!
Getter404: Really been meaning to try the Shurima expansion, I usually duck in & out depending on how viable Jinx FACE! decks are.
LordZarano: If Benjamin was an ebay transaction he'd be rated A+++++++++++++++++++
Getter404: Well, that or Kalista/Those Who Endure ramps.
photosinensis: The problem is that what I *really* want is F2P Legacy Magic. It's never gonna happen.
serramarkov: I've never seen Runeterra, so we'll see if I want to play or not.
Getter404: Also, looking at the Shurima champs... Renekton's another case of them really nailing the League mechanics
Getter404: He's an early game powerhouse who can chunk any 1v1, but he has NO scaling (X/4 without Tough) so he falls off late-game
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
hd_dabnado: wheelerMuldcb
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MichaelVYee: On the air!
Loonatic93: Left Justification, please!
teavian: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
photosinensis: lrrSIGNAL again
jdgmoney: perfect timing
MrPandaaaGaming: would slay the spire classify for this show, or is he specifically looking at ccg/tcg type games?
jdgmoney: just got back to the computer
benjamin_wheeler: I've crossed my fingers and toes hoping everything works
photosinensis: We get lrrSIGNAL, main screen turn on
revjakenash: wheelerClown wheelerClown
34Witches: lrrSIGNAL
MrPandaaaGaming: also, i cant wait for wheleer to get into digimon because its my favorite card game atm
Haroldholmes25: wheelerPog
Juliamon: MrPandaaaGaming Specifically CCG/TCG
hd_dabnado: knowing wheeler this is going to be a honk fest wheelerClown
benjamin_wheeler: because everything is fancy and new
BlightningHelix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
BlightningHelix: Subbing for the new show.
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benjamin_wheeler: I didn't even know the logo did that
MrPandaaaGaming: @Juliamon ty
jdgmoney: I'm really excited for this
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MrPandaaaGaming: @benjamin_wheeler has the new digimon tcg hit your radar yet?
jdgmoney: I'm a big fan mr wheeler and I love tcgs
DarkMorford: You got this, Wheeler
Sibwow: benjamin_wheeler did yo ucross your is and dot your ts
benjamin_wheeler: @MrPandaaaGaming oh I'm very familiar
Loonatic93: Could you please consider Left Justifying the logo text?
photosinensis: naaaaaaah
MrPandaaaGaming: @benjamin_wheeler oh lovely! what do you play?
Getter404: What, not a fan of SSRD?
Paranundrox: oh wheelerPog dude
Juliamon: Loonatic93 That text doesn't need to justify anything
mtvcdm: 3 of clubs!
MichaelVYee: Snort I was still considered on the old stream...
djalternative: SSRD Baby!
asthanius: @Loonatic93 But this is the Right way to justify
benjamin_wheeler: I haven't played yet, but I've heard good things from fellow card players @MrPandaaaGaming
WolfgangCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
WolfgangCloud: Let's learn about non-magical cards!
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BigGayJulia: So is "Is This Your Card" just TCG streams?
revjakenash: Legends of Runeterra? I thought this was a Legend of the Mystical Ninja speedrun
MrPandaaaGaming: @benjamin_wheeler ahh gotcha! the online scene both digitally and physically is very popping, so i hope to see you wheeling and dealing there soon
Gekyouryuu: this should be fun to watch. I've heard positive things about the game but not played it myself
mtvcdm: TCG games *that aren't Magic*
pkj3st3r subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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ToastyLoaff: oh, hey, look. My card
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> BRAND NEW STREAM! | Join @BWheelerMTG for the first episode of IS THIS YOUR CARD? as he explores digital card games! | This month: @PlayRuneterra | Live now! | 📷 ||
asthanius: @BigGayJulia It's about getting into TCGs
Loonatic93: SSRD? Single Subject Research Design?
laikagoat gifted a Tier 1 sub to MrPandaaaGaming! They have given 40 Gift Subs in the channel!
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LoadingReadyRun: @BigGayJulia Yes, a new game each month. This month Wheeler is looking at Legends of Runeterra.
jdgmoney: Digimon was my jam back in the early aughts
hd_dabnado: @Loonatic93 just gonna point that out
BigGayJulia: Neat!
Gekyouryuu: also, in non-MTG card news, I pulled a $300 pokemon card today. so that was cool.
MrPandaaaGaming: @laikagoat why thank you very much!
wtrob: wheelerY wheelerH
benjamin_wheeler: Super Saiyan Research & Development
RayoConDios: Is that Paul @LoadingReadyRun ?
laikagoat: @MrPandaaaGaming fionaLove lrrHEART fionaLove
PMAvers: Yeah, there's a bunch of interesting stuff going on in card games, both physical and digital, right now.
benjamin_wheeler: Alright check this
LoadingReadyRun: @RayoConDios This is lrrGRAHAM at the moment
Gekyouryuu: @benjamin_wheeler isn't that just Goku and Gohan's time in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber during the Cell arc?
BigGayJulia: vibe check?
Getter404: I'd recommend Arkham for Asmodee's pretty lawyer-happy these days.
Juliamon: drumroll...
LoadingReadyRun: Peep this intro from @mangledpixel though
LordZarano: South Sea Roller Derby? That's the only SSRD Wikipedia knows of
BigGayJulia: oooh
Getter404: but*
BigGayJulia: fonky
RayoConDios: Oh, hey G
Paranundrox: intro time
Haroldholmes25: wheelerPog
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Fracaswell: oh dang
laikagoat: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: this is a bop
OnyxOblivion: CARDS
saucemaster5000: nice!
34Witches: Ooh fancy
AllTheWeasels: wheelerPog
Two_Hats: : D
alexanderthefine: wheelerPog wheelerPog
wtrob: Oh hell yeah, this is great
djalternative: hell yes
NotCainNorAbel: oh hell yeah
RandomTrivia: Oh that is a STRONG opening
BigGayJulia: this slaps
RomanGoro: Banger alert
asthanius: Funky AND Fresh
RayoConDios: That's sweet juzBanger
RandomTrivia: the8bitVibe the8bitVibe the8bitVibe
jdgmoney: This is very impressive
emily_t_g: dude thats 100000/10
mtvcdm: Neat
Hexi_Lexi: yooo!!!! that intro is rad as hell
greg1756: Baaaaanger!
TheThirdTail: Excellent intro
Sibwow: this IS my card how did you know
calward1976: banger song as well
ButterBall000: Nice!
MrPandaaaGaming: yooo that was amazing
SnowBuddy18: that's a good intro
laikagoat: zoeyPogcat zoeyPogcat
wtrob: Hi Ben!
LordZarano: Ooh Saul Bass inspired
hd_dabnado: FOOLS
teavian: hahahaha
Getter404 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
Getter404: Runeterra stream? Take my Bezos Bucks! Here's hoping for a Mono-Shurima Azir deck.
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calward1976: SO SMOOTH
niccus: unlimited power
ChippTunes: that intro tho 😚👌
hd_dabnado: wheelerRita
RandomTrivia: Absolute props to whoever made that intro
TheOtherTrevor: perfect
BigGayJulia: Ah Ben, ever the showman
Paranundrox: wheelerRita
Scar_Red_Tiger subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
Scar_Red_Tiger: New show, New Intro, Same Ben.
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Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
photosinensis: We are fools.
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: New Wheeler Stream? wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
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Travilogue subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
Travilogue: Ah hell yeah! Great intro for a great host!
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NonjaBiru: Totally normal laugh to start with
SnivianMoon: "And just look how happy he is!"
ContingentCat: katesLoaf !
PMAvers: "Oh right, pants."
WolfgangCloud: lrrHAM
Mattmitchell45 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
Mattmitchell45: This stream looks classy as hell
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RayoConDios: I see a wheelerMulder
Nahmbra subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Nahmbra: New Show!
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serramarkov: You're good.
RebaMcEncheese subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
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Saturnify: wheelerY wheelerH
RogueLink: Love the new intro :D
RayoConDios: wheelerMulderce
RandomTrivia: benginHype the8bitHype katesHype
RayFK: Nope
Sibwow: premier episode for the premier runeterra pilot of the format
wtrob: Runeterra hype!
Loonatic93: You Really Got Me by when you were working out the Kinks.
DrFromage: The premier pilot?
MaladyDark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
MaladyDark: Well, time for a new entry on the bingo sheet.
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Veraphage: The First Edition episode
prismwynnter: is ben going to do real magic?
wtrob: This new Runeterra expansion slaps
saucemaster5000 converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
saucemaster5000 converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
kitcat97: Both wheelerY and wheelerH
BigGayJulia: YOU? PogChamp
sendatou: Hyyype
Getter404: Pour one for our fallen brothers at Legend of the Five Rings
cambo212: It’s 2am and I’m here to support the new stream
Sibwow: is the first guest mulder wheelerMulderce
saucemaster5000: Welcome to the channel!
ContingentCat: also a cat
Scar_Red_Tiger: I'm confused. Is this a monthly or weekly stream?
kitcat97: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
NotCainNorAbel: geographic is distance.
hd_dabnado: wheelerMuldcb
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler so this is the first printing of the first edition of Is This Your Card?
BigGayJulia: @Scar_Red_Tiger weekly, changing games monthly
floki4242: this is how I'm ending my 12-hour shift
Sibwow: its a very good place to start
emily_t_g: im so happy to be here
TheThirdTail: This is such a great concept.
serramarkov: Kitteh sleeping on chair!
MrPandaaaGaming: time to redownload legends of runeterra if this goes well
PMAvers: So this is the Alpha Edition of Is This Your Cards.
RebaMcEncheese: wheelerY wheelerH
kitcat97: wheelerY wheelerEed
RandomTrivia: @PMAvers Does that mean they forgot to put the Volcanic Island in this version? :p
Two_Hats: May looks good for this stream
ViralStitch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 45 month streak!
ViralStitch: Oh hey new stream/game!
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revjakenash: Gold bordered german foil episode
satyropodobny: thoughts on Artifact getting the axe?
teavian: The mythical 6 week month
Scy_Anide: Or a 208 week month
RandomTrivia: @Scy_Anide That is the LARGEST off
RandomTrivia: *oof
LoadingReadyRun: It's been March for a year
ritchards: it's always Match
Getter404: ARISE
Carsonogenics_: it's been march for the last 52 weeks
Fantusta: !March
emily_t_g: its STILL march??!?!
Veraphage: Second March
wtrob: Bird man!
ContingentCat: yup still March, has been for a looong time
MaladyDark: it's still march - points. always has been
Deathrite_Sharkman: PokPikachu lrrHEART
Saturnify subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
Saturnify: Looks pretty pog streamer
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PMAvers: So if we ever take over LRRMTG on Thursdays, would that make the stream LRRTerra?
CyndaneTierney: Is it weird I'm super interested in the pokemon game?
Feriority: Hey Ben! I'm excited to watch this - your previous Runeterra stream got me into the game and I've been playing it semi-regularly ever since
TeiranDragon: Welcome back to March. Everything is right where you left it.
RandomTrivia: Looking forward to guest Ben for PTCGO
Sibwow: poker month when
corwyn256: It has been March for over a year now, hasn’t it?
Fantusta: d-d-d-d-duel?
Scar_Red_Tiger: King of Games, boy!
Loonatic93: Are you going to be trying anything that is New To You on this strea.?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
emily_t_g: bridge when? /j
alexanderthefine: omg duel links ahoy
djalternative: can't wait for Ygo
RayFK: Yo homie let's Duel
kitcat97: Magic online digital objects lol
Getter404: I knew it!
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
voslan: Nice
Fantusta: In a few hours, the sun will rise!
Gaytanic_Panic: noleLG noleLG noleLG noleLG noleLG noleLG
Haroldholmes25: good joke streamer
BigGayJulia: I have one in my shed you can borrow
Gekyouryuu: HA
Deathrite_Sharkman: modo?
Hexi_Lexi: cribbage, anyone? :p
hd_dabnado: eyyy
sendatou: lol
ContingentCat: good ol' cousin Joey
Kreiseler: how did I never see t he co nnection!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: I better see some tahm kench plays wheeler
laikagoat gifted a Tier 1 sub to corwyn256! They have given 41 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Scar_Red_Tiger: I've owned a duel disk since age 12.
El_Funko: I really enjoyed Runeterra when it first came out, I'm excited to see where it's at these days
Feriority: Open your rewards! Stop having them be closed
BigGayJulia: JOEY
kitcat97: Everyone knows that you’re related to Seto
NotCainNorAbel: I hope that it will become a running gag of 'next month yugioh'
ritchards: !patreon
LRRbot: 2468 patrons for a total of $18,968.26 per month.
MaladyDark: I hope Faeria get a showcase
RandomTrivia: How long do you think he's been waiting to do the "Cousin Joey" joke?
wolvsbane: make it rain
SnowBuddy18: is this Amonkhet?
Fantusta: no James no rules
Sibwow: he might wake up by the end of the stream
Stormthius: Cheer50
Karfsma778: @RandomTrivia yeeeeeeeeeeeears
Kramburger: Ah yes, Turner has entered the Odinsleep
ContingentCat: yeah there's no record of this
RandomTrivia: @Karfsma778 Yeah that scans
PMAvers: So that means you're going to borrow James' credit card and going on a coin buying stream for cosmetics?
Fantusta: How much have you played of this in between the bonus stream and now?
teavian: :o
voslan: Well if James isn't here you should do better, as his curse won't be here
theevermist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
theevermist: what James doesn't know can't get us in trouble