PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
DarkMorford: Hewwo?
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Ahoy, matey!
beckett_brass: @DarkMorford Hello
beckett_brass: I am ready for aliens, and robots, and people freaking out.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @DarkMorford !
codatski: So... when last we left our heroes, things were going... poorly?
DarkMorford: That's a nice way to put it
beckett_brass: @codatski Depends on how you define poorly? But in general, yes.
beckett_brass: @codatski The aliens have revealed themselves.
beckett_brass: @codatski People are dying.
Nigouki: it was going pretty great for the aliens and they're in the title so they must be the good guys Kappa
codatski: @beckett_brass I mean, the alien is eating really well! So that's good for it
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
beckett_brass: @codatski We still don't know what the robots' prime directives are.
codatski: @beckett_brass I am curious to see if that gets revealed in story or not
OldsCool: i sort of feel sory for the Alien all those frozen dinners cant be great for it
Nigouki: I'm sure the individual directives will be revealed at their most dramatic moment
codatski: Also hello everyone lol
RandomTrivia: Hi friends!
beckett_brass: @codatski So am I! If they don't reveal it in story, I hope that it gets revealed in some sort of document.
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia Hello.
RandomTrivia: Time for everything to be completely fine again, don't even worry about it
v_nome: Yes hello I would like to friend.
DarkMorford: Can I offer you some dice in these trying times?
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2s from now).
DarkMorford: So close
Nigouki: beep boop greetings fellow humans
beckett_brass: @DarkMorford Not necessarily, but I could use some friends.
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
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ElementalAlchemist: woo!
JohnLockeCole: Yeah to whoever said things were going poorly last time, that assumes you don't *want* an Alien nest in the middle of your SeedBank/Embryo Storage
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hello fellow humans, y'all ready to die at the hands of an andriod and/or alien murder machine?
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niccus: we could use a minor key version of this
qrunchmonkey: finally catching this live
FerociousPeach: hi everyone, are we all ready for another session of no one getting eaten and everything being safe and relaxed?
OldsCool: ran my first session of this sytem on Saterday man i love this game
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3 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
TheBehemothBarn: Good Evening!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so how many people is Gidget gonna get killed tonight?
mowdownjoe: lrrSIGNAL FURSLAW lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
codatski: Hello raiders!
Foxmar320: Welcome raiders!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hello future @Simriel. Hope you're doing well
Foxmar320: Hello Lumi!
Luminaire_p: lumina1Heart lumina1Heart lumina1Heart
Anemscol: oh snap raiders
FerociousPeach: good timing raiders!
lirazel64: Raid is rad.
Juliamon: Some say Finch is still running, to this day.
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: christ52Love christ52Love christ52Love
JadedCynic: @FerociousPeach exactly, no one has been eaten, and obviously this state of affairs will doubtlessly continue. Any incidences of mere death, dismemberment and/or injury NOT including consumption of the injured parties is naturally an irrelevant outlier and should be disregarded.
eric_christian_berg: Maybe I've been playing too much Fallout, but my impulse is to whip out a gauss rifle.
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cora_blackheart: Hey Cam, thank you for being my inspiration for my own Exalted 3rd chronicle(?) Love all your work.
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Solipsody: @Juliamon Hoping the first words out of Cam's mouth tonight are, "Finch bursts through the wall, saying, 'Oh YEAH!' like the KoolAid Man."
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat finds nearby blanket for protection/preperation
Despoiler98: Everything is FINE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Alas_Babylon: Hello and welcome to Everyone Is Dead
OldsCool: @MAPBoardgames i dropped my players into a preasure cooker and endedthe first session with them getting to there first relitive safe point
Foxmar320: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Inari_Kitsune: hooray! Just in time!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2467 patrons for a total of $18,973.29 per month.
JadedCynic: @eric_christian_berg see, when things go wrong in the wasteland for me, it's too late for single-fire weapons, so I resort to a minigun or similar
PharaohBender27: Evening, lrrCAMERON , lrrCORI , lrrMATT , Andy, lrrALEX , and of course lrrPAUL !
Despoiler98: We did dis
Foxmar320: Yeah that scans
JadedCynic: I DID THIS!
Sarah_Serinde: We did this! lrrAWESOME
mtvcdm: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
DiscordianTokkan: We did this!
CyndaneTierney: It's our fault, it's our fault...
ButButTheJesus: we..... did this?!
FerociousPeach: @JadedCynic of course, and due to lobbying by the Company, such events are considered accidental for insurance purposes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh no, it's our fault
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: WE pressed the fire alarm last week
OldsCool: @MAPBoardgames also steal alot of what cam is doing
Rhynerd: So, if Carver dies, we killed him?
ButButTheJesus: I EAT I EAT I
JadedCynic: Yeah, blame me - I'm used to it. LUL
Foxmar320: mmmmmmm tasty
Despoiler98: OMNOMNOMNOM
eric_christian_berg: @JadedCynic I insist on sniping until arm's reach.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MAPBoardgames: @OldsCool Sounds like sound advice
Alas_Babylon: I EAT I EAT I
Blade_Tiger: I EAT I EAT I
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I EAT I EAT I
RandomTrivia: the8bitNom the8bitNom the8bitNom
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Gulleko: I see button, I press button.
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ButButTheJesus: ALEX YES
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: texcubPride lucidDuck
Alas_Babylon: 11/10
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: Niiiice.
Alas_Babylon: Alien: Fourth Law
FerociousPeach: beautiful
ghyllnox: o/
asthanius: Just in time!
Despoiler98: and put yer damn HELMET ON
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
gamercat88: Halp, i think the NPC's are going to be eaten
JadedCynic: @eric_christian_berg I insist on staying beyond the reach of the enemy; the minigun is when my insistence on the universe conforming to my whims goes they way Canute's did.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I know this wasn't their first choice in music, but damn if it doesn't fit
vellebastet: lrrHEART
JadedCynic: Ideally, the conflict is over and the opposition has been nullified before they are ever aware of my presence
eric_christian_berg: @JadedCynic I'm just too slow-witted to switch weapons. ;)
Spacepup: Everybody ready for things to go PERFECTLY FINE?
JadedCynic: ^^^^ lrrFINE absolutely
JadedCynic: No idea
JadedCynic: Kappa
beckett_brass: @Spacepup Absolutely
PopeWorldbuild: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: Dammit, Cam - quit giving away my secrets! :D
DigitalSeahorse: a Cynic is Jaded :P
MAPBoardgames: Mood
Arclight_Dynamo: "No matter how much he sleeps he is always tired." Ah. Moofd.
tenthtechpriest: big mood
Foxmar320: Im also thirsty. I should get some water.
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse not always, but this one became so...
CyndaneTierney: This Nickelodeon children's show is very weird.
niccus: crumbling, crumbling...
Spacepup: Hey Cam1
JadedCynic grabs water bottle and hydrates
vellebastet: Hello all!
CyndaneTierney: "Do you know what a cynic is, children?"
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic pegaLul
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Boon_33: HI! I made it in time!
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! You should run!
Sarah_Serinde: Well we may find out VERY soon :D
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
Spacepup: I think Finch is qualified to wrestle exactly 1 alien.
Anemscol: lrrFINE
BrindleBoar: Finch: ready to wrassle
beckett_brass: @Boon_33 Hello. Everything is fine.
LarkSachrosis: CoolCat
DigitalSeahorse: above and beyond Gray! lucidDuck
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
PopeWorldbuild: UNKNOWN
PopeWorldbuild: EEEEE
Foxmar320: Concerning
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE lrrFINE_HF
JadedCynic: Gray: willing to entertain ideas suggested by St. Jude...
Boon_33: @beckett_brass you said that kinda strangely, should I be concerned?
MAPBoardgames: Facehugger says "XOXOXO"
Nigouki: several have become E G G
tenthtechpriest: she is here. and also a bit of her is there and some over there
Foxmar320: lol
MarkBarks subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
MarkBarks: ooh ooh! Kill me Cam! Kill me!
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Foxmar320: Then lrrHAM
squickster subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
beckett_brass: @Boon_33 No. lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: and then, Game Over Man
DigitalSeahorse: Gray is all scientific with he battles, calculating and testing the hypothesizing
BrindleBoar: the lesson here is that if you have hundreds of people in helpless slumber, maybe install a security camera or two
Foxmar320: ohhh yeah
JadedCynic: @Nigouki they have become gracious (if unknowing) hosts to some suprise guests
Spacepup: Man I suddenly need to pee.
Mr_Whyt: now i need to pee
Boon_33: @beckett_brass got it. lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: katesSip
Sarah_Serinde: Simple
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: And with that, I'm out. f that water stuff
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrHEART lrrGOAT
JadedCynic: just calmly exterminate a pest
vellebastet: Yeah, problem solved
Foxmar320: LOL
Despoiler98: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Esoterus: oh that sounds easy
Alas_Babylon: o h n o
DigitalSeahorse: :O
vellebastet: LOL
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
Mr_Whyt: Cam is 100% correct
Anemscol: matt's a helper
rokwynd: hello all
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
OldsCool: im sort of wanting Finch to react to being hit by the Alien the way the Terminator reacts to being hit by a pipe
Despoiler98: I admit nothing >.>
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL AlianSMR
FlyingUltraCar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
FlyingUltraCar: My chair contains a normal amount of urine
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FerociousPeach: @BrindleBoar nah, camera's cost money, and we're already behind budget as it is
ghyllnox: unarmeOkay
metaphics: Has any comic shown what happens to a person who’s been implanted by an alien, then shot in the abdomen? Nothing but gore as the acid does its thing, I assume? Blech
DigitalSeahorse: and I just showered too gooset6Judgy pegaYuck
sydnius: Notit
beckett_brass: @rokwynd Hello. lrrFINE
JadedCynic: and 100% of chat sitting on the forwardmost 10% of the chair
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF
RandomTrivia: Finch is going VRROOOOOM
LarkSachrosis: Guests are invited, this thing crashed the carefully orchestrated dinner party.
PopeWorldbuild: Finch is terrifying
Spacepup: Finch's puffy jacket is a baffle that keeps him from breaking the sound barrier.
gamercat88: and then carver locked the door
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP
vellebastet: foxmarWELP
MAPBoardgames: I love that phrase. Thank you VG Cats!
DigitalSeahorse: brickiEyes
ArdCollider: notthatSpicy
InkyGhoast: wow that reference is like a million years old now
Esoterus: bringing back the classics
ContingentCat: for now
tenthtechpriest: still alive (presumably)
ButButTheJesus: that's my favorite tvtropes page
Despoiler98: yes closing the door will stop the Xenomorph
BrindleBoar: with boxing gloves and some asbestos, you too can become a firefighter
itomeshi: They need firefighters to solve this, specifically, to fight things with fire. Flamethrowers?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Started as firefighters, are now Alienfighters
MAPBoardgames: Wait until the for-profit fire department arrives.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: Matt.
tenthtechpriest: ToS?
JadedCynic: it's like the US Navy - it's in every crew member's best interest to keep the ship afloat, thus everyone is in a Damage Control Party
beckett_brass: @BrindleBoar I appreciate that joke.
ButButTheJesus: haha wingwong go brrrrr
DigitalSeahorse: so early
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Fire = Xenomorph
JadedCynic: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: it's so late it's become early
ElementalAlchemist: Windows has scheduled an update for Now. Assuming T-pose.
JadedCynic: <3 Alex
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DigitalSeahorse: like a bear standing up on hind legs
MAPBoardgames: They tried T-posing in Colonial Marines. didn't improve it much.
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DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
PopeWorldbuild: AHHHHHH
RandomTrivia: Oh I'm sure this is fine
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE gabyFine
ButButTheJesus: the major mouth or the minor mouth?
JadedCynic: stupid idea: the four synths hold hands in a ring around the Xeno and just stand there, contstraining its movement
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH TEETH TEETH
DaxStrife: It's teeth are made of the same stuff as Crystal Pepsi?
Grakle: That bites
Arclight_Dynamo: Nope, don't like that.
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
metaphics: Thanks for playing, Gray!
wynternyghtynggale: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
JadedCynic: I begin to wonder if the costumer and/or H.R.G. examined obsidian when thinking about designing "the alien"
LarkSachrosis: The synths just star humming in a harmony to throw the alien off.
DigitalSeahorse: texcubPounce tail whip
HundreydAundre: That's some E.T. Colgate Formula to halve TEETH of GLASS.
PopeWorldbuild: Ummmmm
PharaohBender27: O_o
DigitalSeahorse: :O
ButButTheJesus: !pardonfuck
Alas_Babylon: nani the fuck?
TheMerricat: 2010?
asthanius: Is this overclocking?
RandomTrivia: oh no
metaphics: To the west?
PopeWorldbuild: Freaking Gardner
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL see? lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Foxmar320: lol
DigitalSeahorse: are we ded?
JadedCynic: Gee, Alex had to go and say "Scheduled Update" :P
Despoiler98: oh no
PopeWorldbuild: Ummmmm
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
JadedCynic: @asthanius this is the speed with which an update is installed ;)
tenthtechpriest: oh NO
DeM0nFiRe: I have adjusted your objectives. Pray I do not adjust them further
ContingentCat: ummmm
PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
ElementalAlchemist: "pray I do not adjust them further"
MAPBoardgames: Mission creep?
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
BrindleBoar: this is fine
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
thraximore: Ah.
Anemscol: lrrFINE
tenthtechpriest: HE'S A GOAT
ritchards: System Update
PopeWorldbuild: NOPE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Everything is objectively fine
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
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Pheonix888: Many thanks for many subs of great content
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RandomTrivia: UH
ElementalAlchemist: who is the being
Despoiler98: that is a BAD idea
Sarah_Serinde: Yes this will definitely end well
ghyllnox: unarmeOkay lrrFINE lrrHERE
OldsCool: lrrFINE
PopeWorldbuild: UMMMMMM
ElementalAlchemist: oh
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: shandTofu W shandTofu square eyeballs
ElementalAlchemist: surely this will not go terribly
PopeWorldbuild: EEEEEE
Ba_Dum_Tish: No no no no no
ContingentCat: square pupils? so like lrrGOAT eyes?
Nigouki: and today's guest player is Michael Fassbender!!
HundreydAundre: Cool...???
mycosect: lrrSIGNAL lrrHERE lrrSIGNAL lrrHERE lrrSIGNAL
Solipsody: It's possible that Gardner is not exercising the best possible judgement right now.
MAPBoardgames: You are HEALED!
tenthtechpriest: quest updated! new objectives have been added
PopeWorldbuild: ^^^
DigitalSeahorse: oh cool kenetic telepathy
PopeWorldbuild: OH NO
TheMerricat: Space Jockey!
TheMerricat: Or did it's name change in those prequels?
DigitalSeahorse: or whatever it called
JadedCynic: @Solipsody it's possible that Gardner is exercising judgement irrelevant to the colony's well being...wonder why he committed that murder and they chose to punatively stuck him in hypersleep
MAPBoardgames: If those guys are space jockeys, are alien eggs just polo balls?
DigitalSeahorse: touchepathy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Alien++
PopeWorldbuild: AHHHHH
ButButTheJesus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
OldsCool: i think Cam is very mutch retconing the prequals @TheMerricat
HundreydAundre: Gardner: Wretched M O R T A L S....
PharaohBender27: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thraximore: :|
Solipsody: @JadedCynic In hibernation in the hibernation chamber - with the alien.
BrindleBoar: TEETH
DigitalSeahorse: shandDead
InkyGhoast: so it just is a horse then?
InquisitorGaia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Despoiler98: lol alex
Solipsody: @JadedCynic Just saying it might be a more immediate concern for him than he seems to think.
asthanius: less load on the server
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat Promethus had people throwing around the suggestion of "Engineers", never saw Covenant
vellebastet: hmmm
KeytarCat: @DigitalSeahorse conductive reasoning
itomeshi: Stupid instanced story scenario quests. Totally break party flow.
DigitalSeahorse: KeytarCat ah yes
JadedCynic: @Solipsody yeah....funny how what the 'intrusion' has done has seemed to do NOTHING to Gardner, though...
MAPBoardgames: Finch: Dead stop. 180 turn. Mach .9
PopeWorldbuild: Finch is absolutely terrifying
Solipsody: @JadedCynic Or maybe... "Gardner"? Is the voice they're hearing even actually connected to the body in the tube?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Has any ever tried holding a facehugger hostage?
DigitalSeahorse: face hugger about to drop acid
JadedCynic: @Solipsody now you're beginning to question those assumptions :)
RandomTrivia: oh. OH.
Despoiler98: gonna get complicated
Alas_Babylon: supersede?
itomeshi: supercedes
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I've only watched the originals and Prometheus but in none of those were folk with face huggers in a position to care about hostage taking....
shendaras: prepend
Arclight_Dynamo: It goes onto the stack.
Alas_Babylon: FILO
JadedCynic: oh great, mission task bloat
Despoiler98: why are these vents so damn big?!?!?!
HundreydAundre: Ah, because it does not feel as threatened at the moment!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Turns out the first law is surprisingly adjustable
niccus: the last priority precept pops out, knocking an alien on the head
arcaneIllumination: What have I missed?
MAPBoardgames: "You always wondered why the air ducts were big enough for clones. They just need to be big enough for air, right?"
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 often in nature, an animal can fit through any space big enough to accomodate its head (see rats/mice)
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun NGL but that was part of how Asimov snuck in the Zeroth Law in the latter books. :)
DigitalSeahorse: sketti
DeM0nFiRe: It's still the first law. We just have a 0th law and -1th law now
Alas_Babylon: Mom's spaghetti
RobotInProgress: Wet Sketi
ButButTheJesus: mah spaghet!
beckett_brass: @arcaneIllumination Gardner came to our players again. They have been given extra info, and may have had their directives adjusted.
Foxmar320: Gross
beckett_brass: @arcaneIllumination Also, hello.
PharaohBender27: O_o
mtvcdm: Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
PopeWorldbuild: AHHHHHH
MAPBoardgames: Do synths heal?
asthanius: can always replace it
PopeWorldbuild: ^^^
Alas_Babylon: @MAPBoardgames They can *be* healed, but I don't think they "regenerate" like humans can?
Solipsody: @MAPBoardgames They can be repaired, which is potentially faster.
itomeshi: Yeah.... turns out Dr. Gardner simply found a way to put something in the memory spot right before the current law[0], then trick the runtime into fixing the law[0] pointer
DigitalSeahorse: texcubFire
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames given our population, you'd be surprised the volume, and this flow of air needed for environmental control
arcaneIllumination: @beckett_brass cool, thanks! I might watch the vod on 2x speed till I catch up, but I greatly appreciate it.
DigitalSeahorse: you've been dis-armed! texcubLUL
tenthtechpriest: thanks acid blood
mycosect: not my piloting arm!
JadedCynic: acidic blood splatter - can't avoid it when shooting
DeM0nFiRe: laws.unshift("Bring them to me")
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
MAPBoardgames: @JadedCynic I was quoting the "My lucky vent" card from Paranoia.
PopeWorldbuild: EEEEE
RandomTrivia: YIKES
DeM0nFiRe: dangit I hate twitch auto-urling everything
DigitalSeahorse: yeeeps
JadedCynic: oh man, and of ANYONE, Cam would know what chem burns look like :P
ElementalAlchemist: oh NO
Despoiler98: OH GOD
PopeWorldbuild: AHHHHH
dusterbuss1: pog dm description
ContingentCat: oh NOOO
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
ElementalAlchemist: OH NO
Foxmar320: Nope!
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaa
RandomTrivia: CAM PLS
Mr_Whyt: wont do it again
ContingentCat: you won't do it again
ghyllnox: NotLikeThis
niccus: ugh time to bite it back
JadedCynic: oh yeah, a friend took a pizza out of the oven and tried to get me to take it from him because it was hot
DigitalSeahorse: did it end up on the floor or on the bottom of oven?
Mr_Whyt: sinsiter lefft haded people
Jennie_Fuchsia: I was worried about descriptions of arm damage being on Cori’s Nope List and then she brought up a microwaved hot dog
DigitalSeahorse: *remembers they can't see us*
RobotInProgress: "I appear to be injured"
ElementalAlchemist: CORI.
head_cannon: I like how even with the distance a synthetic body provides, Cam found a way to make it viscerally unpleasant. :)
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha Cori
ButButTheJesus: wats a kelpis
Solipsody: Does Synth blood clot, or do they just keep bleeding?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
niccus: i'm glad they're full of yogurt
SachielOne: Calpis, not the other thing
ElementalAlchemist: That was really good actually
Ba_Dum_Tish: "Hello humans can you help me with this" holds out missing arm and adds about 10 stress
Alas_Babylon: It's very... still?
TheMerricat: So unrelated but apparently someone did an analysis of the occurrence of left-handedness in fiction and there are way way more leftie heroes out there than normal genetics would indicate. I guess that means we southpaws are just predisposed to greatness :P
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 yeah, my friend had heavy calluses and didn't mind it much, he patiently waited while I got oven mitts :D
RomanGoro: Either that or we're more likely to be writers, TheMerricat :)
lirazel64: @ Or at least to writing sci-fi.
MAPBoardgames: @TheMerricat either heroism or baseball, I guess?
TheMerricat: Redundant statements? :P
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat yeah I think RomanGoro's got it and "write what you know" ;)
gualdhar: success is rolling a 6 on a d6? I forget the rules
PopeWorldbuild: Oh no
TheAwkes: What're the odds Finch's Inanimate Carbon Rod™ (as pictured) makes an appearance?
Alas_Babylon: 99%, +/- 1%
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Gardner should have sprung for the double pane glass
Solipsody: @gualdhar Yes, it's a d6 dice pool type system.
TheMerricat: At least he is still alive and they aren't getting pod dreams from Alien chestbursters.
manwichcannon: give me a hand please?
ravenlord_xix: @loadingreadyrun seems like it might be single PAIN
PopeWorldbuild: Ahhhh
ritchards: fair
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat yeah, funny how the facehuggers didn't do anything to Gardner's pod....
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MAPBoardgames: Third law: Profit.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
fcloud: "mostly armless"
MAPBoardgames: Cori stole all their successess
Alas_Babylon: Yep. You have a dice pool equal to your number of points in an attribute plus a skill, and any 6s on the dice you roll is a success
Alas_Babylon: One success is usually "enough" for anything to happen, but more than that will give you better results.
Despoiler98: oh god baby xenos
PopeWorldbuild: 1 meter tall?
Despoiler98: This colony? FUCKED
PopeWorldbuild: This colony is lost
vellebastet: hmmmmmmm
Solipsody: Odds of Alex failing any given observation roll: 13.5%
Alas_Babylon: Also this has been about 2000% more body horror than Heat Death, which is a hell of a thing
fcloud: i hear a distant whooshing sound that can only be a fast-approaching finch
itomeshi: So, at least they aren't currently dealing with the assistant to the regional xenomorph.
thrythlind: Like the dark side of the moon?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I bet baby Xenomorphs are adorable! (right up to the point when they eat your face)
Alas_Babylon: Sorry for my ignorance, but are facehuggers not baby xenos, or...?
JadedCynic: "Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others; be sure it has teeth." - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally-Effective Mercenaries
Alas_Babylon: What's the circle of life here?
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun Sure, once you clean the blood off them. Like most babies.
Despoiler98: lol chibi xeno
BrindleBoar: mmm don't like that
fcloud: he puts his hand up and high-fives you
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
vellebastet: That is a broken man
thrythlind: @Alas_Babylon it's weird... there's the egg -> facehugger (facehugger dies) chestburster forms -> Drone or other xenomorph form based on circumstances
Alas_Babylon: @thrythlind Gotcha, thanks
thrythlind: also, apparently lacking a queen, Drones can apparently do something to convert organic material into eggs
TheMerricat: @Alas_Babylon so they have a convoluted life cycle, facehuggers are more of a delivery system - maybe the sperm of the organism? They die once they implant the body. The chest burster would be the closest baby analogue I would point to .
Alas_Babylon: Righto
Alas_Babylon: Cheers you two
MAPBoardgames: We know from Aliens that military training and experience makes all the difference vs Xenos
Solipsody: Similar to the beasts in Tremors, the Alien lifecycle suffers a bit from having to stitch together sequels by different writers.
thrythlind: Yeah, if the marines in Aliens only had to deal with a single alien it would have been no trouble
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well at least this group isn't the largest cause of stress in the people they meet anymore
asthanius: "Team mom, can I keep playing with Carver?"
fcloud: carver needs my help badly, especially in the area of hygiene
Alas_Babylon: Honestly the facehugger doesn't sound like a "sperm" so much as a hypermobile, acidic, deadly cocoon
thrythlind: I have a character that embodies various movie monsters as a power and the xenomorph is one of their favorites... I'd post a pic if I were certain about the etiquette of that here
Arclight_Dynamo: CHokehold.
Arclight_Dynamo: Knock him out, walk away.
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheMerricat: Tell Carver "Say Hello to my Carbon Rod!"
Alas_Babylon: Pics *tend* to be OK as long as they wouldn't violate TOS and you don't spam them, others can correct me because I could very well be mega wrong
fcloud: carver is 95% dead
asthanius: heatstroke is fun
PopeWorldbuild: FUN
MAPBoardgames: The top of the stress table is death.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
InquisitorGaia: hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: I looked away for a sec, what happened to Carver
ArcOfTheConclave: I have to go, my people need me
Arclight_Dynamo: Heart attack? Yikes.
asthanius: oh
corpocracy: ominous
mtvcdm: He's fine
MAPBoardgames: Grabs his left arm...
asthanius: "unconcious"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Killed him with stress
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Finch walks away, whistling to avoid suspicion
Alas_Babylon: This is Extremely Fine
Anemscol: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ghyllnox: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: RIV
fcloud: as if to hold something in
LarkSachrosis: oh noooo
DigitalSeahorse: texcubGasm texcubRIP
lirazel64: f?
JadedCynic: I guess Carver's had a few stress dice already - being a senior member of the colony administration and more and more worried about the flagging progress preparing for the inspection...
asthanius: THIRTEEN
Despoiler98: FUCK NO
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Alas_Babylon: Nuclear missile aimed directly at this station and never look the hell back
jessieimproved: mein gott
ChargingFerret: oh no
PopeWorldbuild: <message deleted>REEEEE
Mr_Whyt: Santa!?
OldsCool: oh Smeg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nuke the site from orbit
JadedCynic: terrifying instead of cute
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeModLove
DeM0nFiRe: how is babby formed? how alium get pragnate?
TheMrFraser: 13 huh? so how long was this sample in the base? this seems quick even for the aliens
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
fcloud: i feel like gidget has done a minimum of medic-ing
SachielOne: Ceiling Alien is watching you. Closely.
Despoiler98: Overload the fusion reactor before you leave
nqbw: Cheer100
thraximore: as in, the juveniles are the humanoid ones?
JadedCynic: and that scene from Jurassic **** with the Compys
Despoiler98: lol obvious trap is obvious
thrythlind: <message deleted>@Alas_Babylon thanks... moment This is Random then:,h_1449,q_75,strp/random_by_werility_by_thrythlind_decj2my-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD0xNDQ5IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMGE4MTEyMGUtNTVmOS00OTMxLTk2NjAtYTVkYzlkNGY5OTY0XC9kZWNqMm15LTE1YjZmMWNmLTB
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ceiling Alien is watching you. You are dead, you just don't know it yet
thrythlind: well... that didn't work
Sarah_Serinde: thrythlind Want to try again with a shorter link?
fcloud: good link, but could it be longer?
thrythlind: need to figure out where to get a shorter link....bleh
Despoiler98: oh theyre all ded already
JadedCynic: a big flock of the small animals watching their target with interest
thrythlind: just to the deviantart page then
jessieimproved: I feel like this either hasn't gone well or it's going just fine, and I can't decide which
JadedCynic: @thrythlind if..yeah, go to the source rather than ref GIS results :\
TheMerricat: That worked much better :)
RandomTrivia: @thrythlind Oh that's mighty unsettling
fcloud: wait, im a medic?
ButButTheJesus: @thrythlind oh i love and hate it
JadedCynic: can't kill them,
thrythlind: Thanks
Ba_Dum_Tish: They are medically uncessary
Despoiler98: Gidget is OUT
RandomTrivia: Woah
kireawolf: Gidget is suffering a eorror
vellebastet: That face was DEEP in thought. LOL
JadedCynic: Well technically more of a physiotherapy aide...
fcloud: gidget status: audi
RandomTrivia: Gidget has the fasts
itomeshi: Medical opinion: Sparing a bullet for each is the best option.
Despoiler98: gidget.exe has an error
asthanius: Naruto?
Sarah_Serinde: (thrythlind sorry I missed your initial question, but links are fine as long as they're not to somewhere sketch or extremely long. Also I remember that art and it's really neat :) )
Alas_Babylon: Gidget has encountered an error and must close
RandomTrivia: Gidget status: VROOM
DigitalSeahorse: faster than Ben Johnson on steroids
jessieimproved: again, any toddler
thrythlind: @Sarah_Serinde thanks, Random has been a character of mine a long time and they're an adorable killing machine
fcloud: gidget runs off at a rate of 0.76 finches
thrythlind: is the perfect running form Buster Keaton?
fcloud: you all arrive there simultaneously
Despoiler98: when your running speed is measured in percentage of mach
FerociousPeach: i am assuming that Gray's like "but...but...i want to observe the lifecycle"
KMalsom: pre running form
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
RandomTrivia: oh no
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: @thrythlind or Harold Lloyd <3
thraximore: Ellis is hanging out LUL
Despoiler98: Pilot missing an arm......great
Despoiler98: GUNS
KMalsom: I think Judith is the imposter...
Despoiler98: MOAR GUNS
JadedCynic: "guns. lots of guns"
DeM0nFiRe: Need snacks for the roadtrip!
Alas_Babylon: Dakka!
Solipsody: What's the modifier for driving one handed?
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic :D
RandomTrivia: It will be fine Despoiler98, it's an automatic :D
MAPBoardgames: A Queen tape?
fcloud: it
fcloud: it's a tesla crawler, basically drives itself
Despoiler98: thank you Matt
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames It's a Crow-ler?
RandomTrivia: Hmm, that one was tenuous
ButButTheJesus: der flammenwerfer?
JadedCynic: more a contact welder that is really gonna hurt in melee
JadedCynic: stuff to get the vehicle unstuck
JadedCynic: oooh, bridging apperatus
Rhynerd: So, rigging gun?
DigitalSeahorse: a winch
fcloud: it's an aleister crowler, goes 666 mph
JadedCynic: oh Matt! <3 <3 <3
DigitalSeahorse: how far away is the armory at present?
MAPBoardgames: About a 1 in 36 chance
Solipsody: ~70% chance of no successes.
DarkMorford: Big jar?
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BrindleBoar: I feel like putting a xenomorph in your trunk will go poorly on a number of fronts
JadedCynic: sample bags not big enough
gualdhar: Cam eating while his players plan their own demise is amazing
MAPBoardgames: Took an egg to the face
fcloud: we havent found the progenitor. however, we do have a pro janitor, does that help?
JadedCynic: <3 Alex <3
Despoiler98: Alex with the mood
DEATHlikescats: oh no how late am I???
JadedCynic: well, three, and everything ended there with no loose ends :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG
Sarah_Serinde: !upyimr
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:56.
jessieimproved: They made two movies and documented additional canon
JadedCynic: @DEATHlikescats I wager it's going to be 1st break soon....
DEATHlikescats: I am bad about time. thanks @sarah_serinde
DEATHlikescats: ooh ok @jadedcynic I'll stick around then!
JadedCynic: Q for mobile app users: does that have an uptime counter near the #of veiwers, like the web client?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I have been wondering why I can't find "A child's guide to Zeta Myrmidon 1A" it's because Zeta Myrmidon is the fictional star they are around in this campaign LUL
PopeWorldbuild: Surprise Swamp sounds BAD
RichiCrypt: @jadedcynic nope
MAPBoardgames: What does the tarp budget look like these days?
RandomTrivia: LUL
KMalsom: @jadedcynic not on Android
Despoiler98: you get ONE Freebie
RandomTrivia: Ah, a Get Out of Jail Free card, how useful
JadedCynic: @KMalsom @RichiCrypt thanks for the info - pity about that tho - hope they update it soon <3
ButButTheJesus: the gidget widget
BrindleBoar: ACME De-Obstacle Cream
Arclight_Dynamo: Weyland-Acme, thank you.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Rhynerd: The Wey-Yu ACME kit.
Rhynerd: What does ACME stand for? Good question!
FITorion: like using a the Ratchet on the Dashboard to fix the car in "Six String Samurai"
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames VERY on-point reference there! SeemsGood
TheMerricat: "Myrmidon: a follower or subordinate of a powerful person, typically one who is unscrupulous or carries out orders unquestioningly."
Solipsody: @FITorion I don't see other people reference that movie very often...
MAPBoardgames: Rotate the fluids!
Sarah_Serinde: Sowing rules, reaping has to be even better, right?
DeM0nFiRe: Most of my searches came back with the Myrmidon class from Fire Emblem lol
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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thraximore: So Dr Gardner is the Fisher King, yes?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Everything will be just fine
Despoiler98: katesDance katesDance katesDance katesDance BANGER ALERT
Solipsody: @thraximore Pretty sure Dr. Gardner is Sleeping Beauty.
thraximore: heh
RealGamerCow: I hope we get to see morra, dande, bontan and snak again
Juliamon: Speaking of this tune, there was a new highlight reel this weekend, make sure to check it out if you haven't yet!
asthanius: Dr. Gardner is the call to adventure
JadedCynic: now, chat - should I pop out for drive-thru burger while stuff is still open and risk missing part of the stream, or wait until the stream is over when almost everything will be closed and options are worse?
ContingentCat: braven10PRISM
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Could use something like Doordash.
TheMerricat: "The Myrmidons are legendary people of Greek mythology. They are very brave and skilled warriors commanded by Achilles, as described in Homer’s Iliad. Their eponymous ancestor wasMyrmidon, a king of Thessalian Phthia who was a son of Zeus and “wide-ruling” Eurymedousa, a princess of Phthia. She was seduced by Zeus in the form of an ant. "
vellebastet: @beckett_brass vouch
asthanius: In this case, refusing the call makes the call force you to accept it
Solipsody: @JadedCynic VODs of streams are a lot more satisfying than VODs of food.
Deadly_Burger: what song is this
TheMerricat: "An etiological myth of their origins, expanding upon their etymology the name in Classical Greek was interpreted as “ant-people”, from (murmedon) “ant’s nest” and that from (murmex) “ant” was first mentioned by Ovid, in Metamorphoses: in Ovid’s telling, King Aeacus of Aegina, father of Peleus, pleaded with Zeus to populate his country after a terrible plague. Zeus said his people would number as the ants on his sacred oak, and from the ants sprang the people of Aegina, the Myrmidons."
Sarah_Serinde: !bgc
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thraximore: @TheMerricat ... is this a seduction for ANTS?
RandomTrivia: Loading Ready Rock (DB6 remix)
ContingentCat: @JadedCynic most places deliver now, having to duck away to recieve it wouldn't miss much
TheMerricat: Ants = Aliens chat! It's been all there in front of us since the start!!! lrrBEEJ
thraximore: lrrSPOOP
lirazel64: This is the WUB version!
thraximore: the Esper version?
beckett_brass: @thraximore I appreciate that joke
thraximore: I try umbraSip
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop
lirazel64: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TheMerricat: And my slow brain finally got @thraximore's Ant joke :D
asthanius: @TheMerricat Is there an Alien Ant Farm thing in here somewhere?
thraximore: umbraSmile
DeM0nFiRe: Where did 🌵 🚌 come from?
arcaneIllumination: I managed to catch up at 2x speed. Praise be to the break!
MAPBoardgames: They got the bus outta there.
Sarah_Serinde: DeM0nFiRe That question could mean a few different you mean in the music?
beckett_brass: @arcaneIllumination Welcome back. Glad to see you're up to speed.
Rhynerd: Maybe someday we’ll see Finch punch an alien
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Despoiler98: priorites
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
asthanius: "Bicycle" starts playing
thraximore: The colony probably isn't going to pass inspection.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bringing back more of them I don't think will make the station worse
DeM0nFiRe: Sarah_Serinde It's a quote from lrrPAUL in the song
ButButTheJesus: havin' a good time, HAVIN A GOOD TIME
philippekav: I don't want to stop at ALL
vellebastet: They had the theme for this campaign playing and we swap it for Queen
asthanius: stick welder?
DigitalSeahorse: just cap it with a hook
Sarah_Serinde: DeM0nFiRe So you're asking why it's in the song? Or what the original line was from that was used in the song?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Probably not while driving judith
niccus: arm's empty. yeet
Juliamon: Sarah_Serinde They're quoting the song
ContingentCat: can any of you *cough*Gidget*cough*
Despoiler98: ew dribbling
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Judith has a hand leak
DeM0nFiRe: Sarah_Serinde I was just directly quoting the song 'cause I like it
RandomTrivia: ew
floki4242: The colony probably is getting nuked from space
arcaneIllumination: @beckett_brass I'd say more down to speed then up given my method.
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon DeM0nFiRe Ohhh :D
ContingentCat: oh no
fcloud: man between suppurated and crenelations, this is a five-star vocabulary stream
Rhynerd: Judith Hotdogfingers, working for Wleyland Ylutanti.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] I only believe that's an arm because you tell me it is.
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itomeshi: Gidget is not the best medic, is she?
MAPBoardgames: Gidget knows nothing of anatomy.
fcloud: at first i thought i was a hot dog, coincidentally attached to your shoulder
TheMerricat: @itomeshi Gidget is best medic, not best mechanic.
Rhynerd: Gidget was only supposed to be a physical therapist, right?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Despoiler98: Rule of Cool baby
Juliamon: Gidget's medical knowledge is purely human-based
lyropithic: Dope as hell is a valid world-building technique
asthanius: can confirm, dope af
Blade_Tiger: "I think it's dope as hell" is perfectly good justification for worldbuilding
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Dope as hell science is the best science
itomeshi: @TheMerricat Ah, point.
arcaneIllumination: Reasoning: Dope as hell. Accepted.
LarkSachrosis: Hold it above your "heart".
Sarah_Serinde: I love that analogy :D
Despoiler98: just jam it in
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL to be fair to Gidget, the medical attention required by someone who just had a alien explode out of their chest is beyond most doctor's ability
RealGamerCow: Chicken head gyro lrrHEART
PopeWorldbuild: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: Not the Janitor's abilities though Paul :P
Despoiler98: @RealGamerCow always calibrate your other gyros with the chicken head gyro
DigitalSeahorse: it's time for Unfuck This Arm
fcloud: it's not gidget's medical ability that's so funny, it's her obvious disinterest. one suspects she may have gone into medicine only to satisfy her synth-parents
fcloud: she wanted to be a writer!!
fcloud: rocking out to queen
eric_christian_berg: Gopnik squat?
TheMerricat: It's weird that Gidget was the one so impacted by Gardner's reprogramming given Gray was the one he hand palmed info into during the dream
itomeshi: OK, seriously, Gidget is clearly missing a few important subroutines.
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP
DarkMorford: When was the last time we saw a firefighter?
asthanius: bout five minutes ago
PharaohBender27: @asthanius katesLol
amuseoffirebane: there's a firefighter behind you right now!
fcloud: in hibernation, suffering various degrees of murder
TheMerricat: Depends, do you count Carver or just the dead/dying folk in Hybernation?
MAPBoardgames: Time to pull a sick drift!
PharaohBender27: katesScared
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL maybe some of Gidget's "unnecessary" subroutines were overwritten to make room for her new directives
Despoiler98: oh boy landslides
asthanius: "Empathy.dir has been deleted"
fcloud: it's matrix-raining
eric_christian_berg: Just pushed further and further down the list.
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun I suspect some of Gidget's jump tables are now pointing at data instead of instructions.
LarkSachrosis: Like the storm in the beginning of Rock-A-Doodle.
LoadingReadyRun: Empathy.dat is probably a really big file
Bobtheninjagoldfish: or a REALLY small one
TheMerricat: Gray was definitely provided with extra self-preservation routines.
itomeshi: Paul, that makes sense. Gidget is like a X370 motherboard. You can update it to support new CPUs/directives, but you have to eliminate support for old CPUs/directives.
asthanius: Can't say the name or it'll come and eat you
fcloud: the "scottish play" of the animal world
MAPBoardgames: Don't feed the Yao Gui!
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheMerricat: "Xenomorph Internecivus raptus Linguafoeda acheronsis Zenomorph Serpent Prey"
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOMG
ButButTheJesus: a hefty chonk
asthanius: Xenomorph = alien = "not from here"
Despoiler98: yay trash pandas
RobotInProgress: garbage baby
Sarah_Serinde: shufflecat
JadedCynic: xenomorph is technically also the bacteria working in the atmospheric scrubbers
Arclight_Dynamo: "Shufflecat" but awful. So... "Spikymuncher."
mtvcdm: Shaped like a friend
InkyGhoast: wash bear
ButButTheJesus: Large Shiny Thing-Taker
ghyllnox: The baby with the power
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: Lohng pointy boi
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itomeshi: Acid Hater.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Sharp Dog"
fcloud: we just gotta decide on a name. how about harold
thraximore: "Big Dog"
asthanius: black glass devil
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I like to call them Carl. Seeing as they kill people.
Sarah_Serinde: fcloud I like it
RobotInProgress: "false man"
JadedCynic: "burning demon of obsidian"?
DigitalSeahorse: acidic tin monster
eric_christian_berg: Just call it "Jeremy".
asthanius: "that fuckin' thing"
JadedCynic: "Stranger"
sivakrytos: dickhead
MAPBoardgames: I liked in Alien 3 when they called it a "Dragon"
Despoiler98: the answer is FAST and NO CLUE
DigitalSeahorse: metal slugs
fcloud: how does it grow so quickly? clean livin'!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Horror Eater"
Rhynerd: I can imagine somebody arguing that the Bipedal Scorpion name could lead to aliens eventually being nicknamed “biscuits”
TheMerricat: BTW chat, I'm 99% certain that the system the team is playing through is -
Despoiler98: The answer to all of these questions is NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
Ba_Dum_Tish: These questions are caused by different writers
TacitusVigil: Hey all. Did the group survive the encounter with the Space Beej?
Spacepup: It's like trying to investigate a nest of fire ants if all the ants were the size of horses.
jessieimproved: progenitor?
MAPBoardgames: @TheMerricat exactly correct
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat You don't have to guess, they've said that they're using the Alien RPG system
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil They did, then they left.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Honestly the Alien TTRPG people should have sponsored this
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Neat.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL To get a scientific name, they have to bring a specimen to the Royal Society in London. It might be a while
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil If you mean our four players, yes. The rest of the colonists . . . not so much
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Juliamon: TacitusVigil Judith could use a new hand.
JadedCynic: who's to say this is all just one species and not a group of related species - one lays facehugger eggs, another impregnates hosts directly from adult form?
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon Which one?
asthanius: How does Gardner know about the jockeys, I wonder
Juliamon: I think it was the right hand?
FITorion: well since it's already missing a head... it's probably not alive
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon It's ok, Judith is a lefty.
Sarah_Serinde: It was her right hand that she lost, yes
DarkMorford: Non-dominant hand
Despoiler98: Neat
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Space Beast 2049
JadedCynic: he didn't see it much....which kinda helped with his survival odds :D
thraximore: Did Ripley survive? I've only seen the original film
Arclight_Dynamo: @thraximore That's... complicated.
Solipsody: @thraximore Yes. And no.
RobotInProgress: Ele-foal
Juliamon: Equiphant
thraximore: Cool, cool. Cool cool cool.
asthanius: Jockyderm
TacitusVigil: [Time is a human construct]
JadedCynic: @thraximore it varies based on how many movies you keep in canon O_o
Despoiler98: lol
RobotInProgress: Trunked Horse
MAPBoardgames: @thraximore Yes, No, Yes x1 & No x9
fcloud: the crawler will reach its destination after eight hours of real-time driving, for which achievement the driver receives one point
asthanius: Queen songs tend to play at a comparable RPM to his fans
LarkSachrosis: Googled tape run time "Typically 30 or 45 minutes of audio per side (C60 and C90 formats respectively), 120 minutes also available"
saucemaster5000: do androids dream of bohemian rhapsody?
TacitusVigil: I mean, all humans die.
TheMerricat: Well actually if you count 3 at all, spoilers - she did not. IF you follow the logic of the following movies, the next Ripley isn't the original, she's a clone.
PopeWorldbuild: Then they all died
Rhynerd: That friend? Chestbursted.
thraximore: That friend? Albert Einstein.
TacitusVigil: They will live on in our memories. [Memories deleted]
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jamesinor: We need to get a Finch mixtape at the end of this.
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TheMerricat: I just well actuallied... *head palm*
DigitalSeahorse: maybe he hums his own tune sometimes mimicking the tapes with added notes
DigitalSeahorse: improvisational Finch
PharaohBender27: @LarkSachrosis So 10-15 hours in that case, if the Queen tape played 10 times
thraximore: It's just The Best of Queen @jamesinor :D
PopeWorldbuild: Loves Music. Can move close enough to the speed of sound.
itomeshi: What does Finch like about music? Finch likes music. What type of music does Finch like? Finch likes music.
Sarah_Serinde: Sentimentality?
Alas_Babylon: There's a comfort reflex in inserting the tape, hearing it spin, all the diagnostics required
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
jamesinor: The vinyls are literally warmer
asthanius: Let's go down this rabbit hole!
LarkSachrosis: It just *feels* warmer.
jamesinor: Wait, holy hell, I've been subbed for 5 years?
saucemaster5000: maybe finch just likes toying with inferior machines
DeM0nFiRe: do androids dream of electric guitar?
Despoiler98: this somehow got even more surreal
JadedCynic: welp. DoorDash has basically just Rotten Ronnies' available already at 10:52pm, and Skip the Dished doesn't want to 'add to cart' with the few places still open on their lists, so I figure I'll just drive over to McD and get drivethru and save the extortionate delivery fees (and endorsing an abusive industry segment), since I'm gonna wanna watch the VOD again, having missed stuff while trying to get said sites to work :P
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Despoiler98: LOL
JadedCynic: noodle bowl!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
vellebastet: ALEX
LarkSachrosis unironically loves when you can hear the room the music was recorded in.
ButButTheJesus: nutritious!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: Ramen bowl of magnetic tape
TacitusVigil: Man, long drive, huh? Kappa
JadedCynic: thanks, alex - still hungery you jerk LUL
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Hope the meal is good.
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic sorry it didn't work out, enjoy the food :)
MAPBoardgames: There was a sci-fi story I was reading where the AI would actually watch movies to experience it because downloading it would only add data,it wouldn't add interpretation.
itomeshi: This is the kind of discussion synthezoids have on long drives alone.
JadedCynic: At least it'll be fresh later :)
DigitalSeahorse: copyThis pastaThat sliiiiiirp
thraximore: More like a large heap of stratified minerals.
tenthtechpriest: boo
DarkMorford: STEACY
fcloud: you pulled that pun out of your butte
itomeshi: @MAPBoardgames That's... really interesting. Any idea what the name of it was?
fcloud: probably bob thessaly.
Despoiler98: now we're just throwing 5 dollar words around
JadedCynic: Less Dash/Skip's fault - the fast food places around here tend to shut down MUCH earlier than they used to in The Before Times...
MAPBoardgames: @itomeshi I couldn't say exactly. My brain deletes names. sorry
PharaohBender27: Or someone with a fascination with Greece? Or someone who is Greek?
FerociousPeach: People suspect that Dave Thessely named them, but he swears it wasn't him.
TacitusVigil: Shoulda brought some synth gogurts.
Nigouki: you can be the perfect Amazon emploee
beckett_brass: @MAPBoardgames Quick, what's my name?
TacitusVigil: Update: Deceased, deceased, deceased, dece-
itomeshi: @MAPBoardgames That's ok
PopeWorldbuild: The "beyond human" empathy problem
MAPBoardgames: @beckett_brass ask me again once your name goes off the chat.
TehAmelie: how goes the robots vs aliens?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @TacitusVigil probably easier to just use a Select ALL
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Evil_Smurf: What’s this RPG called?
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TacitusVigil: Probably, but I get the feeling Gidget would do it one by one. To her detriment.
PopeWorldbuild: Alien
Sarah_Serinde: Evil_Smurf This is the Alien RPG
Evil_Smurf: Thanks
thrythlind: Suddenly imagines a TSAB artificial mage or combat cyborg looking at the Aliens universe and narrowing their eyes in remembered trauma
Evil_Smurf: It’s now the new game my friends will play
TacitusVigil: We were the aliens all along!
JadedCynic: the TTRPG from Free League Publishing:
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel like if there was a electronic population sign on this base it would be ticking down alarmingly quickly
DigitalSeahorse: Gidget becomes Fidget?
LoadingReadyRun: UPDATE `colonists` SET "status"="deceased" where "type"="human"
thrythlind: Also, thinking of poor Basilisk in Questionable Content
Despoiler98: Defrag the harddrive
thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun Have you done this before? umbraHmm
TacitusVigil: I would say the Company would be upset at all the money lost, but that probably depends on the success of our protagonists.
gamercat88: Road Quest 2: Space Trip
PopeWorldbuild: Now I want another Road Quest
Sarah_Serinde: Ba_Dum_Tish Cameron's been counting it down on his Twitter...
TehAmelie: i think like based on the movies the Company has liquidity enough to absolutely not care about any expense in the pursuit of our dear old xenobioweapons
FerociousPeach: @thraximore @LoadingReadyRun definitely, but the compiler will reject the " around column name 'status' ;)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like the colony population counter goes down and then starts going up again
FerociousPeach: and i hate that i immediately noticed that, i'm not a SQL programmer, lol
RandomTrivia: "no machine" you say? Hmmmmmmm
JadedCynic: Weird: Harvey's has been sending out marketing stuff (coupons etc) that hype "Now Open Later"....but the restaurant is one of the FIRST around here that 8pm (both Takeout and delivery on Google, Their website, AND with Skip/Door) It feels like when I lived in Calgary, "The City That Fun Forgot"
thraximore: lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun just with a different category of "colonist" now :D
thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun
ElementalAlchemist: FerociousPeach: "syntax error" was also my first thought reading that
FerociousPeach: @LoadingReadyRun knowing what we do of WY, yeah, that tracks
DarkMorford: @FerociousPeach Depends on what SQL server you're working against. They all have their own "flavor" of the language that isn't quite compatible with anyone else.
FerociousPeach: @ElementalAlchemist yes! that's what that would error, lol
FerociousPeach: @DarkMorford good point, most of my experience is with M$ SQL, lol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL ok fine, I should have used backticks on the column names. Haven't done SQL in a while :(
ElementalAlchemist: <3
nanami_qwq0: holi
ElementalAlchemist: that's fair; mostly computers are picky
DarkMorford: Don't worry about it, Paul. Unlike a SQL server, we can tell what you meant. ;)
ElementalAlchemist: (with good reason, but nonetheless)
TacitusVigil: I know you're worried about it chat, but don't be; the Company is *great* at not paying out benefits to the surviving family members of colonists that die and break their contracts.
TehAmelie: by the way have we mentioned today what amazing series of coincidences led to Weyland-Yutani accidentally being named after two mythical smiths?
DarkMorford: Weyland Smith and Yutani Smith?
LoadingReadyRun: I usually use active record or query builders, anyway lrrAWESOME
TheMerricat: LOL @TacitusVigil I know I was starting to wonder if I needed to short my Weyland_Yutani stock on Robinhood.... :P
FerociousPeach: @TacitusVigil the lawyer who came up with the Mortis clause got a sweet bonus that year
Twilight_Spark: Chip-awt-elll
thraximore: WY must be the product of a corporate merger
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Fair. An ORM is a very useful abstraction layer.
FerociousPeach: @thraximore canonically, it actually is, though who bought out who is contested
vellebastet: Cam sykLaugh
TehAmelie: maybe it was a fair and consentual merger
thraximore: Hostile Mutual Takeover
TacitusVigil: @FerociousPeach Moderate bonus. The Board on the other had, BIG self bonuses.
LoadingReadyRun: Weyland Yutani (formally Weyland Yutani Activition Blizzard)
TheMerricat: According to an entry in the Weyland-Yutani Report, the Weyland-Yutani Corporation was formed when Weyland Corp absorbed the Yutani Corporation in a hostile takeover in 2099. This was however inaccurate, as it had actually been the Yutani Corporation which had bought out Weyland Corp in a fierce bidding war, beating out other bidders like the Chinese Combine.Following the merger, Weyland-Yutani opened with the largest share value ever recorded on the Systems Exchange.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun katesLol
TehAmelie: welp
ContingentCat: katesLol
JadedCynic: Dammit Paul :D
JadedCynic: Oh YES - those SILVER eyes
LarkSachrosis: Gray wanted to vocalize their thoughts.
thrythlind: udo kiir?
AranMathai: I like this change.
xantos69: who is that?
Anemscol: yeah that scans
thraximore: Ominous
DigitalSeahorse: Oudo Cure?
JadedCynic: "The eyes! Look at the eyes!"
PopeWorldbuild: VILLAIN!
philippekav: dang those eyes
JadedCynic: Udo Keir
TennoHyena: Really? Udo Kier not ringing bells?
TehAmelie: in real life Weylan-Yutani (note the spelling) was just the name of the doorbell of a neighbor Ridley Scott didn't like
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhh
thraximore: YIKES
gamercat88: yup
TacitusVigil: mads mikkelsen always makes a good villain.
Sarah_Serinde: Not everyone is familiar with every actor. Even famous ones.
PopeWorldbuild: Walken, Keir, Irons?
JadedCynic: mmmmmmm, he was so great in like Johnny Memonic - those ice blue eyes
floki4242: powerful choice
TennoHyena: He's very intense.
thraximore: Gardner DEFINITELY killed that one colonist for discovering too much
saucemaster5000: Why do I alwasys assume Udo Kier has, like, and insanely crazy sex life? What role am I thinking of?
itomeshi: So, silly question: does anyone know if Cam has a public reading list (like on Goodreads or something)? I recently read the Southern Reach trilogy based on his recommendation, and it was my jam.
Alas_Babylon: Thank you Game Mother
DigitalSeahorse: that vrooom was Judith's driving :P
TennoHyena: I'm waiting for a synchronised Vroom
fcloud: falling martian rocks
TennoHyena: that goes from one and trickles off only to start up on someone elses Mic
MAPBoardgames: Standard issue 10' pole?
TheMerricat: @itomeshi to my knowledge, no Goodreads profile has been made public by Cameron.
TacitusVigil: In Rod We Trust
Quentastic: Yes!
TehAmelie: itomeshi, not that i know, but his home streams often get into recommendations
itomeshi: bummer
TacitusVigil: I'm hoping this turns into a Space Fitzcarraldo myself. Kappa
JadedCynic: Cam: "I just want to say 'Yes'" :D
PopeWorldbuild: Beacon?
MAPBoardgames: Mmmm... Beacon....
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSip
DarkMorford: Pocket beacon?
PopeWorldbuild: Oh
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I want something like The Expendables that is just bringing all the scary old white guy actors together for some evil plan. Malcom McDowell, Christopher Walken, Udo Keir, Jeremy Irons, etc
fcloud: "the fog gets denser, and then it breaks" "i fix the fog"
PharaohBender27: Huh. Should that . . . be worrying?
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
TacitusVigil: I want that too now Paul.
FerociousPeach: @LoadingReadyRun kickstart that idea, it would raise millions
TehAmelie: i can just incidentally recommend Becky Chambers' The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet to any fans of sci-fi, or Cameron, or anything really. it's an extremely widely recommendable book
JadedCynic: ♫I want to break freeee♫
vellebastet: YES
asthanius: Fat-Bottomed Girls
SachielOne: Oh no, it's Highlander 2!
PopeWorldbuild: @LoadingReadyRun YES!!
saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun can David Warner be the nick fury?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TehAmelie: Alan Tudyk can be their leader i think
ContingentCat: Oh NO
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
mtvcdm: monster
JadedCynic: Yes Alex! :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @FerociousPeach you would need millions :)
thraximore: What's new PUSSYCAT
LarkSachrosis: <message deleted>I̼͢ ̻͚̣w̺̪͖a͙ṇ̴͇ṭ̲ ̰̼͍t̛͉̮o͕̼͘ ̨͔̙r͏͕i͡d̛̼̩ḙ̬ͅ m͢y̭͉͘ ͈͎̭b͖̝͠ic̠̠y͇͓͡c̟̦̕l̡̬̱e̡͇ͅ
JadedCynic: ♫He'll save every one of us!♫
jessieimproved: we'll save the highlander soundtrack for the end
FITorion: The Highlander theme Masters of the universe
DigitalSeahorse: Don't....stop me now
TehAmelie: damn that was fast mods lrrHEART
PopeWorldbuild: FINCH.... Ah Ah
CommanderPulsar: @thraximore ...and one It's Not Unusual.
JadedCynic: @FITorion *Princes but yeah
AranMathai: So, everyone back at the colony-base is definitely dead, yes?
asthanius: "I pop a wheelie. WAIT! A *cool* wheelie!"
TacitusVigil: Wait, you can pop a wheelie *wrong*!(?)
Duwani1: The Highlander soundtrack was never released. That is a sad thing
Sarah_Serinde: That was an automatic LRRbot thing, because text like that is often used by spammers
PopeWorldbuild: Body?
Alas_Babylon: @TacitusVigil I mean, you could raise the nose of the [vehicle] enough to flip it backwards
TehAmelie: good enough?!
TacitusVigil: Played by Nathan Fillion.
Despoiler98: oh good you didnt destroy evidence
asthanius: @TacitusVigil Glad I'm not the only one
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL time to update the records again
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil WOW
thraximore: @TacitusVigil took me a second LUL
Sarah_Serinde: (Text like that being zalgo, in this case)
JadedCynic: @Duwani1 you can pretty much get it via Queen's "One Vision" album
LarkSachrosis: @Sarah_Serinde Sorry, I didn't know that.
OldsCool: he liked rocks
TehAmelie: ah well
Sarah_Serinde: LarkSachrosis No worries, you just hit some automatic spam prevention
gamercat88: Castles in the sky (because they are above the clouds)
asthanius: "It's night now"
JadedCynic: starlight shines down
Despoiler98: *sun crashes moon shoots up*
FerociousPeach: *bloop* oh look, stars!
MAPBoardgames: Sunset. And it gets dark quick around here
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dramatis time
serramarkov: They're on the moon.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: dusk becomes night
tenthtechpriest: I'm sure it's fine
Despoiler98: JESUS CAM
PopeWorldbuild: NO REASON
vellebastet: Cam unarmeHeart lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: LUL
thraximore: M'Cameron
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo @thraximore Thank you :D
JadedCynic: Cam, you were supposed to save that for the LAST episode! :D
TheMerricat: More than you'd think
TacitusVigil: "Accidentally"?
infinity_225: We love you Cam!
FerociousPeach: ah, but did he do it intentionally? unlike Dr. Martens
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: ACCENDENTALLY????
Alas_Babylon: A Tumatauenga?
MAPBoardgames: Who would you nom nom nominate for cannibal of the year?
LarkSachrosis: *Do not expand this list by contributing to the problem*
JadedCynic: the meaning of life is to SURVIVE, right?
fcloud: also, hanging cannibals? vicious cycle. counterproductive
JadedCynic: ^^^^
jessieimproved: this is not until dawn
Arclight_Dynamo: There's a *legal procedure* in English law to determine is cannibalism is okay or murder.
DigitalSeahorse: Moby Dick had a cannibal friend in it
JadedCynic: @LarkSachrosis BRILLIANT! SeemsGood
Arclight_Dynamo: *determine if
PopeWorldbuild: BEEJ drop vs WENDIGO drop
DigitalSeahorse: who only ate his enemies
FerociousPeach: @Arclight_Dynamo there sure is, and it's *fascinating*
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Wouldn't it be okay or corpse abuse?
Arclight_Dynamo: @FerociousPeach Yuuup!
ElementalAlchemist: Hey, we've got this food source right here, and we haven't discovered prions yet
asthanius: "One looks smashed. It's had way too much to drink"
TacitusVigil: It's wrong if you kill the person either way for the *act* of killing them to eat them I would think.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Well, it usually came up in lifeboat cases, where they'd kill one guy and eat him.
TehAmelie: i've been thinking about laws in space. one of many problems with Elon Musk's Mars empire, "when" exactly do laws passed on Earth come into effect with regards to citizens of Mars? the light lag will give them a window of minutes either way. . .
Despoiler98: Mood
FerociousPeach: @TacitusVigil not exactly, it's more complex than that
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo ...that's not better! :P
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil In such a case, if you follow the procedure, killing someone and eating them is *not* murder.
metaphics: Dudley and Stephens established necessity was no defense
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
Micsig: @TacitusVigil It often was a result of drawing straws, if I remember right
metaphics: Though the defendants were famously pardoned
thraximore: that's why you gotta do it at random intervals :D
arcaneIllumination: @TehAmelie That's part of what makes the idea of him having one so scary. No labor laws (at least at first).
Arclight_Dynamo: @Micsig That is essential to the legal procedure.
MAPBoardgames: Roll spot and initiative. No reason.
thrythlind: I still like Sense Trouble in GUMSHOE .... if the GM tells you to roll this your character KNOWS something is wrong, but if they fail they have no details about what is wrong
FerociousPeach: @TacitusVigil and the procedure requires random lots, so you can't just collectively decide that we're gonna eat steve today
TehAmelie: yeop
KMalsom: Is this the last session or may it go on for one more?
arcaneIllumination: Possibly forever
TacitusVigil: That all makes logical sense and yet I am still horrified.
TheMerricat: the ol spot traps roll
Despoiler98: I thought this was 6 episodes I may remember wrong
Alas_Babylon: It's 5
Alas_Babylon: This is 4/5
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL KMalsom there will be one session after this one
TacitusVigil: Wait, why does chat know this so well? [narrows eyes]
Sarah_Serinde: It's 6 episodes counting episode 0
Juliamon: Six episodes, but one is session 0
PharaohBender27: ^
Despoiler98: the exciting conclusion!
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil The even more messed up part is that the case which settled all this in law was foreshadowed by a Poe story in *disturbing* detail. Like, the ship was the same name, IIRC.
KMalsom: Good, was afraid it was ending here and was afraid it was going to be inconclusive or rushed.
thraximore: @Arclight_Dynamo oh yeah that was quite strange
asthanius: a giant metal banana
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo That's uh...super super creepy.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil No kidding.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL KMalsom "You reach the Camp. everything is fine. the end"
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana
TacitusVigil: O_o
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FerociousPeach: @Arclight_Dynamo @TacitusVigil yeah, it's a hell of a thing to read about
TacitusVigil: What was the name of the ship?
KMalsom: @LoadingReadyRun Hey, I didn't know you were in my games.... :P
asthanius: "The SS. Cannibal"
metaphics: Poe had a terrible imagination
Despoiler98: omg did they seriously dig too deep?
Despoiler98: when will ppl learn from the damn dwarves
DigitalSeahorse: they dug straight down and hit lava?
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Ah, it wasn't the ship name. It was the name of the guy who got eaten.
asthanius: it's only a problem if you not only dig too deeply, but *also* too greedily
Despoiler98: they dug straight down and hit Xenomorph
niccus: when people dig of ice cores, they dig really deep, by the way
aquinas_0: aliens really are just space herpes aren't they :-/
niccus: deepest ones are two miles down
metaphics: They hit black goo
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Oooof
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Despoiler98 Awkwardly hides my steam playtime of Deep Rock Galactic
Despoiler98: LOL Green Boots
Despoiler98: he's no longer there actually
InkyGhoast: Turns out they solved Dyetlav Pass. It was an avalanche.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh I just put aspirin in my mouth and realized I don't have a drink here
JadedCynic: SOmeone had a BAD fail ont he Stress rolls...
Despoiler98: theory is the Thai govt tossed him off a cliff to clear the trail
JadedCynic passes a bottle of water through the internet to @DigitalSeahorse
TehAmelie: heh, i have, let me see, almost 10,000 hours logged on Realm Grinder, not that i've played it in over a year
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic thanks! :D
DigitalSeahorse: weld all the face huggers together!
JadedCynic: "The Finch Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of vehicles; you are in... The Finch Zone"
TehAmelie: doing anything for ten thousand hours is supposed to make you an expert, but idle games is surely the exception
DigitalSeahorse: face to face face huggers hugging each other
Fenrikson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
Fenrikson: Thank you for everything you do, the ALIEN/Vampire RPGS have been some of my favorite of your recent content ❤️
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fenrikson! (Today's storm count: 40)
tenthtechpriest: a breadbox bag
Despoiler98: oh goooooooood
Evil_Smurf: Is anyone of them an android?
TehAmelie: coming this fall: The Masquerade vs Aliens (not really)
KMalsom: all of them
asthanius: BREAK IT
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
KMalsom: how about AVP?
DeM0nFiRe: 🥚
Evil_Smurf: YES!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: hi Evil_Smurf lucidDuck
tenthtechpriest: uh....
JadedCynic: *dances*
Evil_Smurf: Eat it
TehAmelie: i do wonder how a vampire's magical bloof sucking powers would stand up to alien blood
TacitusVigil: Anyone feel like space huevos rancheros?
Evil_Smurf: Hi @digitalseahorse
PopeWorldbuild: HAND?
asthanius: Hey Judith! We found you a new hand!
tenthtechpriest: pardon?
RandomTrivia: !quote 7515
LRRbot: Quote #7515: "I only believe that's an arm because you tell me it is." —Cori [2021-03-08]
Arclight_Dynamo: Space Jockey hand?
Despoiler98: stick it on Judith's stump see what happens
Evil_Smurf: eat the egg
TehAmelie: ha, "bloof". best new word today
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Hah :D
MAPBoardgames: Hey! Judith! we found you a replacement!
DigitalSeahorse: gooset6POG gooset6Dab Evil_Smurf
Sarah_Serinde: Good callback
TacitusVigil: lumina1Paw
RandomTrivia: Sometimes quotes turn out to be useful within a matter of hours LUL
FerociousPeach: @TehAmelie if they decide to do "Alien: The Masquerade" i am totally here for that
Despoiler98: thanks cam thanks a lot
niccus: human & knuckles
JadedCynic looks at the wrinkles of my knuckles
UnnnaturalD20: I'm gonna do it now
asthanius: sheathed fingers
tenthtechpriest: & knuckles & knuckles
TacitusVigil: Can Judith attach up to their stump?
TacitusVigil: *attach it to
ladylinzington: several people are typing
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil are we really going to do the "Hand of Vecna" thing in this campaign? ;)
DigitalSeahorse: *imagines Knuckles from Sonic & Knuckles with human like realness skin*
DigitalSeahorse: nope
Despoiler98: retractable fingers?
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic That's what I was thinking. :D
TehAmelie: Alien vs Predator vs Terminator already played out the disguise game, i guess. terrible as it was
fcloud: puckered, like for a smooch?
RandomTrivia: ANDY
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: ANDY! FootyYellow
DigitalSeahorse: come in ANDY
JadedCynic: FootYellow ANDREW.
fcloud: right on!
Despoiler98: god i love andy
TacitusVigil: See! :D
Twilight_Spark: So not the LEFT hand of darkness.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't think Alien the Masquerade would work very well. Aliens are good at many things. blending into modern society is not one
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNo
Evil_Smurf: They are all androids
RandomTrivia: I love Cori/Gidget's use of "deploy" here
Sarah_Serinde: Yes Gidget, that's definitely the reason
MAPBoardgames: Keep it around just in case you need a high-five later in the game.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun well, at least remaining hidden from human society whilst within it? That might be interesting...
aquinas_0: Predator the Masquerade however
DigitalSeahorse: Gidget knows I haven't done my taxes yet! shandStare
fcloud: gremlins: the masquerade
TehAmelie: that's where the aliens in terminator disguises come in
PopeWorldbuild: AHHHHHHHHHH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: AHHHHHH
ElementalAlchemist: *the dawn theme plays*
DarkMorford: I repair Dawn.
asthanius: dawn dawn dawn dawndawndawn dawn dawndawn
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
thraximore: oh dang
vellebastet: aaaahhh
JadedCynic: Oh crap; I was going to do my taxes today lrrAWW
Despoiler98: gonna get freaky next week
ElementalAlchemist: oh heck
Anemscol: lrrFINE
Luminaire_p: Thank you for the stream :)
JadedCynic: one more ep...
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck texcubFire
TehAmelie: AvPvT was a real thing. it was really terrible.
saucemaster5000: It's fine. All the aliens just wear handlebar mustaches. That's the masquerade
PopeWorldbuild: Thank you for a terrifying evening
RandomTrivia: the8bitClap sharkf11CLAP the8bitClap sharkf11CLAP the8bitClap sharkf11CLAP the8bitClap
atlr: feliciaYEAH
Despoiler98: LOL
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
vellebastet: Love this!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE lrrFINE_HF
Despoiler98: Cori's brain
Ba_Dum_Tish: When we are out of remaining humans
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
xantos69: cheer50 Great session. Thanks everyone.
JadedCynic: Army of Darkness?
RandomTrivia: "Oh, I would have washed that first"
fcloud: if will smith is in the movie, you can definitely reattach the hand
vellebastet: And now I have to wait a week for more
Despoiler98: Eh Fuck it this'll work fine
serramarkov: Cam and players, y'all are wonderful.
MAPBoardgames: Next, the party finds the HEAD of Vecna.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TehAmelie: i remember Vecna's body parts, so incredibly cursed
Despoiler98: @TehAmelie I mean......he was a lich....
DigitalSeahorse: christ52Love texcubLove lucidLove
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
drdudeman subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
drdudeman: 5 months eh? Thank you for dice friends. Its wonderful :)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, drdudeman! (Today's storm count: 41)
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2467 patrons for a total of $18,973.29 per month.
niccus: fun was certainly inflicted upon us
FerociousPeach: this was a delightful time tonight
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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FerociousPeach: thank you everyone!
JadedCynic: Mea Culpa
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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NotCainNorAbel: Woohoo! I'm getting blamed!
RandomTrivia: Look upon it viewers! Look upon what you have wrought!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
FITorion: I think I need a recap of this stream...
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
TehAmelie: hmm is Akira a lich?
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - getting more of my fault added
DigitalSeahorse: thank you chat for helping bring this to my screen!
JadedCynic: oh CRAP,, that's TONIGHT?
DigitalSeahorse: and thank you LRR for the stream
RandomTrivia: Wheeler is helping him tonight, right?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right, Wheeler is on tonight I believe
Juliamon: He has a bonus friend tonight to help!
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Yep
TacitusVigil: If James doesn't escape from Tarkov, can I have his pins?
fcloud: to be fair to james, there was a show called "prison break" and it went for like seven seasons
vellebastet: Wow
JadedCynic: Well, EfT is still in Early Access - they don't have the content all the way
TehAmelie: or are they going on until the game gets an actual escape functionality? :O
xantos69: Watching James play FPS games is a reminder why he is the professional.
LarkSachrosis: Actively Gaming™
NotCainNorAbel: to be fair, that also has happened to Jamers
MAPBoardgames: James is pure murder with the shotty.
RandomTrivia: Leading the shot by like 50 yards
DigitalSeahorse: other guy is like, "They must be cheating surely!" nope it's just Funko
JadedCynic: yeah, it was 10 pixels 2columns of 5, and james lead it with his red-dot and then it became 5columns of 2 pixels :D
JadedCynic: 200m isn't THAT bad, but def in impressive compensation of drop and wind (and target movement)
RandomTrivia: They finished with speedrunning for now
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think they're speedrunning, no. Not sure if they're doing more parkour or something else
Sarah_Serinde: Who responsible this?
JadedCynic: oh HELL, Threshhold Kids...
BrindleBoar: Threshold Kids is perhaps the greatest thing ever made.
RandomTrivia: OH NO
DeM0nFiRe: Relatable!
Rhynerd: Oh wow!
JadedCynic: dis gon b gud
TennoHyena: How is it not weird yet. The lobby is a giant loop.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
TehAmelie: they did that in Saving Private Tyan!
FerociousPeach: 12ga slugs from a decent length barrel are actually quite accurate to a surprising range
TehAmelie: Ryan!
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] One of them has an actual skull inside! It's beautiful!
LRRbot: New quote #7516: "One of them has an actual skull inside! It's beautiful!" —Cori [2021-03-08]
PMAvers: He's gotta finish up or ELSE.
JadedCynic: ooooo
HundreydAundre: Control-LRR Two. Nice!
JadedCynic: the cover art is "JENNY LECLUE detecitve"
DigitalSeahorse: "everyone" that has arms to arm themselves with
RandomTrivia: Well if it's not Moriarty it will turn out to be Nobunaga Oda
CyndaneTierney: I feel like that Cori quote will come back to haunt them in some LRL.
Despoiler98: Murder most foul?
JadedCynic: o hyeah, that's a fun one
MAPBoardgames: Space roomates!
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia katesLol
mowdownjoe: @JadedCynic Correction: it says "Detectivu"
DigitalSeahorse: lucidJudge
mtvcdm: I can't wait for the U.S. Acres speedrun
PMAvers: There's actually a official digital version of Captain is Dead.
TacitusVigil: Are you not entertained?
RandomTrivia: Thanks Matt
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 41 (new subscribers: 9, returning subscribers: 32, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 650, new followers: 13
JadedCynic: oh right, they don't see sub messages anymore :)
DigitalSeahorse: pegaPride scroll time
TacitusVigil: They see them, they just don't post them here.
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: That looks like the movers game....IN S P A C E! ! ! ! !
FenrisSchafer: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
RandomTrivia: "I wonder when that was"
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe katesLol
vellebastet: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
RandomTrivia: LUL
thrythlind: huh, my 24 month anniversary didn't show up
DigitalSeahorse: Evil_Smurf texcubPride subbed
JadedCynic: welp, so I'll run quick to Rotten Ronnies and get some food, and rush back for James & Funko (and hopefully Wheeler)
xantos69: How DARE!
TacitusVigil: Hello highlight reel
Sarah_Serinde: thrythlind It looks like you're at 26 months?
NotCainNorAbel: we never do what I want
ritchards: unless that's your thing, and consent
ElementalAlchemist: I believe you Andy
JadedCynic: man, stress with no relief COULD be interesting...
thrythlind: ahhhh
Sarah_Serinde: thrythlind And you were in the credit scroll
thraximore: thank you andy
MAPBoardgames: What if we gave MORE bits? Would you then?
thrythlind: bleh am stupid
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: i'm already excited!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty
thraximore: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (49m from now).
mowdownjoe: I still just hear "Fur slaw".
JadedCynic: how about "eagerly-anticipated conclusion"?
TacitusVigil: Or a Rogue One conclusion?
vellebastet: Yeah, I'm very excited!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: People will be briefly excited
DoodlestheGreat: Can we have a Looney Tunes conclusion?
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: Then dead
JadedCynic: thanks! o/
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
FerociousPeach: bye all!
vellebastet: And now we wait
ghyllnox: o/ unarmeHeart lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: There may not be a secret lrrPAUL message, as it's not the end of the broadcast day yet
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: But who knows, we're not the boss of Paul
Inari_Kitsune: excellent way to spend an evening
TehAmelie: random TV show question chat, should i watch Chernobyl or Doom Patrol?
Simonark: Doom Patrol
vellebastet: lrrHEART
corianderd: i have opinions. How sad do you want to feel?
TehAmelie: i feel like watching either something so uniquely terrible in the history of this planet that seeing it with the naked eye would kill you or Alan Tyduk
TehAmelie: that was mean. don't hurt me Alan Tyduk
TehAmelie: super sad
corianderd: Yeah Chernobyl is kinda concentrated sadness because people with die gruesomely from an invisible threat whereas Doom Patrol will show you some upsetting sex scene with Brendan Frasier
TehAmelie: fortunately it's Brendan Frasier's body burned to ashes and replaced with a robot
corianderd: the sex jokes get a lot better after the robot body
DoodlestheGreat: @tehamelie, someone was upset about "George of The Jungle."
corianderd: I enjoy Doom Patrol. I read all the Grant Morrison and Gerard Way stuff afterwards
TehAmelie: haven't watched it actually
TehAmelie: i do love, well, everything Grant Morrison touches. should probably give the Chemical Romance guy a shot too
DoodlestheGreat: GOTJ is actually a decent movie. Frasier makes an excellent himbo.
corianderd: Doom Patrol also has Timothy Dalton being not at all suspicious
TehAmelie: alrighty it's got to be Doom Patrol. hey there's a season 2
TehAmelie: i did watch a bit of season 1 and i confess i don't understand the part about Dalton being not suspicious
TehAmelie: or is that irony?
corianderd: he's 100% suspicious
TehAmelie: i figured he was super perfectly cast as Niles Caulder because (spoilers)
corianderd: I had to have a shower after the first couple episodes of Chernobyl
TehAmelie: i mean, i was six years old and about 800 km away when that happened. i grew up with the idea we could never get clean
corianderd: aight well that's my opinions voiced I'm off to rewatch the stream so I can read chat
TehAmelie: such commitment
DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PST (33m from now).
TehAmelie: did you know, in Ukraine kids want to be "chernobyl engineers" the same way we dream of being cops and firefighters
TehAmelie: the work of containing the radiation is in no way finished. . .