the_fanerdic: We killed a Fat man today
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shadowxviii: There's a lot of FFXIV to get through
SnowbirdMike: Nite all
aussie_rob_w: Thanks errehbody!
Nenluen: (in one class)
PMAvers: Well, Adam's almost done with 5.0.
Easilycrazyhat: Night! Thanks for the stream times!
SmoreThanAFeelin: thanks for the stream!
aussie_rob_w: Much appreciate
Ba_Dum_Tish: So did we finish on time
BusTed: G'niiiight!
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did we satisfy James?
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream
Mysticman89: watch all 3 of them inventory manage
ApodoNuevo: Have a good night!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Kipstar: thanks!
fastlane250: okay byeeee
aussie_rob_w: Goodnight Adam and Ben you are the rads
Phailhammer: cya :)
Electrodyne: so it'll be full of dong jokes
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun! bye o/
Capt_clown: VirtualHug gdqHeart VirtualHug gdqHeart VirtualHug VirtualHug gdqHeart
the_fanerdic: Thanks for the stream Ben and Adam. Have a nice night! seabatBRAIN benginHeart
Electrodyne: night night
JadedCynic: that's why james has to finish tonight
itira: gbye!
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeee
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeee
Nigouki: byeeeeeeee
MegaDosX: Thanks again for the stream
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
HundreydAundre: Wait. Tarkov got pushed, right? Or was tweet changed overtime through the day?
aClonedPickle: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (With the help of Tarkov "expert", and friend of the channel El_Funko, James will attempt to Escape from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Tue 08:00 PM PST (11m from now).
DeM0nFiRe: AFAIK tarkov is happening in like 12 minutes?
Electrodyne: we shall see
HundreydAundre: Tues is Dues Day Den
LoadingReadyRun: Tarkov shortly
asthanius: aw, i was hoping for tarkov longly
MrQBear: @asthanius Or Tarkov, Longingly?
asthanius: por que no los dos
MrQBear: a true and fair statement
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
markaci: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL elfunkPopcorn
itira: i was tabbed out and got really confused about where the music was coming from lol
Stormthius: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's the final episode of Escape from Tarkov on tonight's Play it Forward. James never did escape, so he did the next best thing... drag another friend into this farce. Join James, @El_Funko, and @BWheelerMTG as they "finish" up Tarkov! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwFr9iDU8AMkMGY.jpg || ⤵
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - I have been loving EFT. Need some sleep but here are my VOD bits.
AttackCowboy: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE
Ba_Dum_Tish: What is tarkov if not shooting longingly
MrQBear: Usually shooting pretty close and personal, I think.
dougma: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Juliamon: Okay, chat. Over/under on how many times James accidentally shoots Wheeler?
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JadedCynic: @MrQBear ...did you miss James' 204m shotgun slug snipe?
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Electrodyne: accidentally? Zero
NathanJay_GA: We did it, everyone. We got to the finale of EfT. what a journey it's been
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Dergib: "Accidently"?
JadedCynic: @Juliamon ACCIDENTALLY, once. Total, - how many mags is he carrying?
asthanius: what is tarkov if not scavs persevering?
JadedCynic: @asthanius funnily enough, that's more apt than just a mere joke
MrQBear: @JadedCynic Unless he's made a habit of it, I said Usually. :p (but yes it was a great shot.)
TheAinMAP: Here we go.
Dergib: I'm kinda sad to see this end. Funko and james work well together.
Dergib: Ahhhhh. why is this intro so loud?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
JadedCynic: GEEZ that STILL hasn't gotten any less deafening
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Seabats: kappa keepo now rub my meepo
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niccus: well then
asthanius: Apt
aClonedPickle: good labels
NathanJay_GA: well then
RunningMonkeys: love the labels
dougma: OMG
Sparkana42: lmao those lables
BusTed: BabyRage jlrrBaby
NightWingMistHawk: Fantastic lables :D
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkPopcorn
itira: widdo bebe! :D
TwitchTVsFrank: elfunkPopcorn
Sibwow: oh pog its a wheeler
RunningMonkeys: elfunkPopcorn
Sparkana42: Funko without a hat too
azarax13: elfunkPopcorn
JadedCynic: I mean, THESE levels are decent - they're not peaking yet not hard to hear, but CHRIST that intro music is about 150-250Db!
Carsonogenics_: wheelerPog
dougma: elfunkPopcorn
Lord_ZYRK: B-B-B-Bennie and the James
Ba_Dum_Tish: The first player was too australian, the second was too Cool but the third player was juuuuuusst right
TheAinMAP: PopCorn
Gnrt: just click on heads
dougma: wooooo
Dergib: sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWGNZ: neat
asthanius: "old" branding
SmoreThanAFeelin: wooooo
Lord_ZYRK: New old show
Stormthius: wheelerY wheelerH
ActionJB: I love it!
markaci: Woooot
SrMuskrat: Yay more tarkov
aClonedPickle: until you stop saying one more stream, p much
Ba_Dum_Tish: Uhhhhhhhhhh Tarkov more
Joalni: Yes!
JadedCynic: B)
DoodlestheGreat: This will be fun.
ritchards: assuming maintenance isn't happening
JadedCynic: hell, james wheeler and funko if the devs weren't so draconian about lag and pings...
niccus: the only dark soul left was the one inside
MrQBear: This sounds like the intro to like, a meeting for addiction "hello my name is wheeler and I'm playing tarkov" 'hi wheeler'
Sparkana42: Just gotta wrangle 3 other LLRsmen in for a Factory rumble
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300 Yay, the games servers are finally cooperating!
SrMuskrat: Now I just have the mental image of Ben bum rushing someone while making ape noises
ChippTunes: yeet
DoodlestheGreat: Two in one spoteat grenade practice.
JadedCynic: james it's what it ALWAYS is "Normalcy"
Robot_Bones: classic night books
PharaohBender27: In before there's a YouTube upload of shaky camera footage of a computer screen titled "RETURN OF ONE MORE CONFIRMED!?!?!?1?
PMAvers: So who's PapaBongGolem or BongGolemette?
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LairofLore: Still can't brain playing this game but love watching y'all play, thanks for doing this.
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JqlGirl: bong golem!
Seabats: james BUD
Kuolar: I had a friend do that.. immediately shoot me from fear
TheInnsanity: who needs weed when you have a bong golem
SergeYager: i had no idea wheeler was into the shooty bois, neat
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler is your BUD, man...
ActionJB: *sweats nervously*
JqlGirl: jlrrCoolgame
chrono2x: Serge, would you be into this game? Lots of inventory management and base building.
SergeYager: this really is the dark souls of shooters
Carsonogenics_: everyone is here to know what it sounds like when Benjamin gets shot
JadedCynic: who needs weed when you have painkillers, morphine, pineapple juice, and peawet?
pblackcoat: okay, odds of blue on blue?
Mysticman89: tarkov could be said to be the dark souls of shooters, so theres that
Electrodyne: I feel like everyone is here to watch the accidental team kills
DoodlestheGreat: They do, Funko. It's called Path of Exile.
HundreydAundre: @SergeYager That's what the streamers claim.
JadedCynic: james - wheeler is holding a moisin, and wearing a black balaclava
Dergib: that was some horror movie stuff
LadyMCHall: Hello
chrono2x: Does this game have a streamer graphics mode?
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Lord_ZYRK: Now. . . which one shoots the other first?
TheInnsanity: James if it's an accident, wheeler if it's intentional
dooppatrol: what do you get for a scav run vs a regular run?
MWGNZ: now i really wish we had the ability to play the frag sound like on funkos channel
pblackcoat: lol @mwgnz
chrono2x: Does loot in containers spawn per person?
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK I'm saying james will do his traditional 'going out with a bang' at extract - but wheeler will suddenly step in his line of fire
TheInnsanity: @chrono2x per map
PharaohBender27: Well, that or James accidentally shotgun snipes Wheeler Kappa
LairofLore: MWGNZ no one said you had to be evil everywhere
Electrodyne: i need elite pliers irl
JqlGirl: scav goblin
MWGNZ: LairofLore but now we could get 3 for the price of 1, think of the value
diamondmx: I'm really hoping for a friendly fire incident. It would be hilarious.
dougma: Now I feel bad for nading that pair of player scav's earlier today. not I don't.
TheInnsanity: @dooppatrol scav run you bring no items, spawn in the middle of the map, but spawn halfway through the round, you're basically the cleanup crew
TheMrFraser: i imagine there will be several friendly fire incidents and for chat it will not get old
JadedCynic: see, that's what I'd do in EFT - avoid combat and literally just scavenge
TheInnsanity: you get a random loadout
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic That would be a heck of a moment :D
Tikosh_: Should be double tap Y I think
Lord_ZYRK: JadedCynic honestly, if it takes THAT long I'm expecting James to shoot him with that on purpose
DiscordianTokkan: HyperParkour
pblackcoat: I've never succeeded at that jump
Seabats: no one calls you jump man
JadedCynic: SPRINT
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK shhh, ben might be watching chat
Electrodyne: I have my FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown ready for friendly fire incidents
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MWGNZ: funko mic a little quiet for anyone else?
Sparkana42: Yeah a little quiet
JqlGirl: did funko get a haircut?
aClonedPickle: prob just distance
Sparkana42: Still audible though
JadedCynic: yeah, teamwork...
brainbosh: Oh, that was a bigger backpack for him
Lord_ZYRK: JadedCynic which just means he'll do the same Keepo
Sparkana42: "Funko once told me, the world was gonna roll me..."
asthanius: le boy
TheInnsanity: Kinder
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK mexican standoff?
JqlGirl: мальчик
Stoffern: kinder is german...
JadedCynic: Kinder is german
JqlGirl: malchik
juneblue58: Kinder is German, and plural.
PharaohBender27: ^
TheInnsanity: I knew Ben would know the Gernam :D
JadedCynic: kind is one
Electrodyne: garçon
serramarkov: mahlahdoy chelovek is young man.
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
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PharaohBender27: Das Kind, to be exact (you kind of need to learn German nouns with their articles because otherwise you will get *so* grammatically tripped up)
Vyous: Is wheeler taking damage from running on a broken leg?
RunningMonkeys: would james splint help wheeler?
Tikosh_: I guess Ben will die..
wikisome: Funko wears my option to make everyone paranoid about Tarkov grenades?
TheInnsanity: James holding out with bandages and a splint :)
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerDroopy
ghyllnox: Don't shoot mama bear Turner! elfunkPopcorn
Carsonogenics_: wheelerDroopy
Tikosh_: he won't die from one jump
Tikosh_: you can jump that with blacked/broken legs
Juliamon: WHAT
Vyous: James has a splint if the limb isn't blacked out
Juliamon: Bye Wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Holy MOLY
PharaohBender27: katesLol
brainbosh: Is his leg broken or blacked?
dougma: give him the pain killers
Kuolar: Put him out of his misery
Joalni: That is quite the loot box
circusofkirkus: can James lift wheeler?
Lord_ZYRK: Needing legs to jump in 2021 LUL
DoodlestheGreat: Blue tank is 183k
MAPBoardgames: Just arrived. What's the friendly fire count?
Bluedevyl: Its the crapshot where ben and beej have the dots ticking!
MWGNZ: MAPBoardgames currently 0
Hadhayosh: wheeler shot himself because he wants out Kappa
JadedCynic: damn!
JqlGirl: nice haul
MAPBoardgames: Also, Funko has hair? since when?
Easilycrazyhat: Kind of expected James to nail Wheeler in the head at the end there XD
DiscordianTokkan: I'm glad James aimed AWAY from Wheeler for the Final Report
dougma: That is an insane haul. that poor scav
Hadhayosh: the reward is more inventory management? leave wheeler to die next time Kappa
Dergib: Wait!!! I just noticed Funko isn't wearing a hat.
mackstashmarshall: Funo, an honourary Canadian
pblackcoat: @discordiantokkan i was really tennessee for a sec
TheInnsanity: Australia is just upside-down Canada
JqlGirl: Funko's a southern canadian
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan I'm not - I was betting wheeler would randomly wander into james' line of fire :D
pblackcoat: labs!
MrQBear: What do you believe in wheeler? Magic? Life after Love?
Easilycrazyhat: We're doing Labs tonight, right? lrrBEEJ
DoodlestheGreat: Water filters 169k, propane 47k
Vyous: Have they confirmed they are doing more shortage events?
diamondmx: You think they haven't learned fuel shortage events suck?
JadedCynic: @diamondmx wait - 'learn'?
Hadhayosh: is that a slice of cheese?
Juliamon: It's basically a slice of cheese
JadedCynic: @diamondmx player"this feature sucks" dev"yeah, isn't it great? it's so lifelike!"
PharaohBender27: More like a slab of cheese, since it's thick enough to have stuff inside it
DoodlestheGreat: Dr Lupo has one million dollars. That's 126 million Rubles.
TomeTwister: A thick slab of cheese, why not?
pblackcoat: hey, I'm stuck on that too!
dougma: I am level 19 and I am still stuck on this one
dougma: Enter factory, and die
JadedCynic: @Hadhayosh we callit 'a slice of cheese' because it resembles that - flat pack of medical
JadedCynic: hey, james you got your fancy red gun back! <3
Hadhayosh: thanks for the clarification. i dont play or watch this
DoodlestheGreat: Oh yes, the metal shed on the landing outside of the office area.
Tikosh_: Ugh.. I could join to fill slots if you change servers to Washington DC so the game does not yeet me..
Stoffern: Wait, didnt James loose that red gun? Did it come back after all?
dougma: you can go prone and plant
JadedCynic: @Stoffern the reason you pay for insurance - guess no one scaved it off him! :D
dougma: I keep dying due to people rushing spawns
Stoffern: lucky
diamondmx: And then James can shoot him and take his stuff.
JadedCynic: @Tikosh_ moot- then it'd yeet THEM for the high ping :P
JadedCynic: oh did wheeler choose USEC or BEAR for his PMC?
Tikosh_: @JadedCynic no idea what their ping is as canadians. DC is the server we use for US-EU play on the LRR discord
diamondmx: I see James is liking the vector.
MAPBoardgames: Mk 18?
JadedCynic: @Tikosh_ can/us is irrelevant - I'd probably be great for you in the atlantic provinces, but they're on the west coast - BC (next to seattle, basically)
LurkerSpine: You need the office key
JadedCynic: it's the timezones :P
TheKoder: Oh boy Delivery from the Past, to Big Red we go!
stizzet: at what point can james expand his secure case again?
Max_Mckayful: Go team!
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JadedCynic: cool! this should be fun; a whole Romeo & Juliet sitch, like funko hinted :D
TheKoder: Punisher is certainly a trek
Stoffern: just search for bong?
Xuethewatcher: I was afraid I'd miss this when it was rescheduled, glad I made it, what have I missed so far chat?
TheKoder: currently doing punisher part 2 iirc and Spa Tour. enjoying a lot of time on shoreline right now
JadedCynic: it got exciting near the end...
stizzet: it was entertaining hehe
Sparkana42: Just speedrun to collector, easy Kappa
pblackcoat: and no blue on blue yet
degenfrom_upcountry: scav run where James made out like a bandit
Dergib: james shoot wheeler in the legs for added difficulty
JadedCynic: "we survived" that's a win right there
JadedCynic: NOICE, Wheeler!
LurkerSpine: that helmet
aClonedPickle: those who live in glass bongs shouldn't throw stones
JadedCynic: and wheeler would probably draw a better map than what the devs give you
TheKoder: Oh god wheeler knows woods? with the update, I now only know half of woods
JadedCynic: orienteering!
JadedCynic: you make your own map, technically
Lord_ZYRK: Markable maps as loot, though
dougma: The game does track what parts of the maps you have or have not been to before. It is how you get the exploration bonuses
Sparkana42: Easier? Heresy!
JadedCynic: we suggest 100 things and wait patiently, and the least popular of the hundred gets adopted
TheKoder: I wanna say I regret having like 300 hours on it.....but I love the game to much to say that LOL
smitser93: Wheeler my bby
Easilycrazyhat: It's weird to think how many games I wouldn't have played/finished if there wasn't a detailed wiki available.
Vyous: Those docs are impossible to get even when you know where it is.
TheKoder: Nikita and team sure do love hiding quest items in some really weeeiirrd places
Easilycrazyhat: So many games these days would have died to obscurity in the early 2000s sans wikis
dougma: I spent 15min on the local test server with the instructions on another machine trying to find that, and I was watching a video of someone else doing it!
JadedCynic: I got into scores of online shooters over the past few decades, and 90% of them lasted only a few months
Vyous: Wheeler cam froze?
pblackcoat: wheeler's camera looks frozen
Max_Mckayful: I do like the mystique because of it.
BrindleBoar: an Alien Swarm-style pre-mission map that you can draw on to outline strategy for your team should be an industry standard for team shooter style games
TheKoder: do a little cheeky dorms hit maybe? 👀
Juliamon: There's not much they can do about the cameras mid-run
LurkerSpine: could waste some time hitting caches
Tikosh_: If it is a Kolpak.. that thing is a liability
JqlGirl: wheeler down
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler's cam is gone XD
NathanJay_GA: there goes wheeler
TheKoder: If you have access, ULACH is a good helmet to run
aussie_rob_w: bye wheeler we'll miss you
DoodlestheGreat: Whgeeler's camera is down.
Boon_33: Wheeler camo works
aussie_rob_w: wheeler's got excellent camo!
mackstashmarshall: so stealthy
TheAwkes: Streamer in the back works better for seeing the action, anyway.
LurkerSpine: there's a cache here
Rootpotato: didnt know you had john cena on tonight
JadedCynic: it's some pretty good aimations, really
Mysticman89: gardening with greg means theres a suitable image around in the lrrchives
DoodlestheGreat: Focus on the game, Wheeler.
Sparkana42: Wheeler doing the classic thing James always did and hitting every tree and bush <3
TheKoder: One of the scariest things ive experienced in this game is randomly taking a LAPUA bullet outta nowhere
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Mysticman89: does tarkov have flashbangs? the impact of those was explored in lets nope
TheKoder: They do!
Sparkana42: Yes, both grenades and shotgun shells
El_Funko: @Mysticman89 Both flash bangs and a shotgun that shoots flash bangs
pblackcoat: they do, and they're deafening
Mysticman89: spicy
JadedCynic: they even have starshells for shotty's
Dergib: I've noticed Funko whispers like he is in the game when he hears a shot
TheKoder: Star rounds are such a wonderfully toxic thing to shoot your teammates with, on purpose or on accident :)
Lord_ZYRK: Dergib I think it's more so the players can hear game audio better
Dergib: I get it. just thought it was funny
mackstashmarshall: James salting :P
VacillantVarlet: "My arm's broken" \ "Oh, do you need a splint?" \ "No, the pain suits me."
TheKoder: iirc there are 5 pmc spawns on this half of the map
Sparkana42: Yeah no fracture, might as well surgery it
Wilcroft: Ah, the patented Funko Sniping Shack
TheKoder: Wild
Kuolar: He thought about it for a second
brainbosh: I thought that *wasn't* a guy since they just walked up to them
Lord_ZYRK: He just wanted a good look at Wheeler's sexy, sexy loadout lrrBEEJ
LadyMCHall: wait friendly fire is a thing in this game?
Sparkana42: Definitely a thing
Lord_ZYRK: Friendly fire is very yes
TheKoder: More exp for skills is always a plus :)
Lord_ZYRK: And there's no clear indicator of friendlies, so remember what your buds look like
TheKoder: There are arm bands you can wear into a raid to help indicate to your teammates, but other people can have them as well
JadedCynic: next run
MAPBoardgames: This is a great send-off for this PiF
TheAwkes: *hacker voice* I'm in.
Lord_ZYRK: It would be interesting if you could design your own insignia to wear in-game, but that would quickly go south
JadedCynic: of course there is
Mysticman89: while having enver played the relevant game, I am on board with team mystic
dumbo3k: I found a twitch rivals armband once, in a cache. Traded it for a graphics card back when those were like 2.5 mil each
Kuolar: Quick, chase him like a cat!
aussie_rob_w: have fun escaping from Tarkov friends!
Easilycrazyhat: Why were you cheating, Ben?
diamondmx: Well, you shouldn't have been cheating Wheeler.
TheKoder: Ben? Cheating? Crazy
Boon_33: Wheeler Camo hack got noticed
merciful_pepper: hacker man
merciful_pepper: "im in"
Max_Mckayful: The bait is set
Lord_ZYRK: Working with James AND Funko? That's cheating in their book.
Sparkana42: *stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.....*
DoodlestheGreat: It's not cheating when it leaves you with your ass out in the open making noise.
Robot_Bones: He's Bait
merciful_pepper: lol
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Tikosh_: there are only barters
diamondmx: James is considering it
Lord_ZYRK: Billy Brickfeet over here
dumbo3k: I just want to invest in some soft soled boots, anything to muffle the noise
Easilycrazyhat: James and Funko don't cheat, so that tracks
diamondmx: I've had it before, it just failed randomly and I don't even have discord overlay.
Lord_ZYRK: Get this man some moon shoes
Easilycrazyhat: Loafers the new Tarkov meta strat?
Tikosh_: you have to disable "exclude bartering offers" as there are none for cash. if there are none with your current filters it does not show at all
Stoffern: One pinky on each hand? Thats all my pinkies!
JqlGirl: shoot the bird?
Kuolar: Load in and voice line to freak him out
Sparkana42: I'm kinda suprised nobody else has turned up
Lord_ZYRK: Definitely won't forget James is right in front of him lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: well, how far does the trotting noise carry? maybe no one in this end of the map anymore?
TheKoder: Horses in tarkov? Imagine 👀
TheKoder: Horses in labs
pblackcoat: @jadedcynic the problem is that someone might come over to extract where they're trying to
Lord_ZYRK: I like the way you think, TheKoder
lamina5432: flying is not allowed on the server
JadedCynic: yeah....how much time left in the round?
BrindleBoar: the pitter-pat of disconnected feet
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCoolgame
TheKoder: cool game. good game :)
mackstashmarshall: elfunkPopcorn
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCoolgame
Makrosian_Tae: CONTENT
TomeTwister: Wow what an entertaining game
Robot_Bones: This is why Wheeler will never escape from Tarkov
TheKoder: inb4 player scav spawns in the area
chrono2x: In a moment you just see Wheeler's character go trotting by into the trees
MatthewDennisMTG: hup hup hup hup
HundreydAundre: You said that in the perfect moment while be watching clip of Matt "lying" to Cameron.
LurkerSpine: c'mon tarkov
TomeTwister: Suddenly, the jogging starts coming from behind
xantos69: cheer50 Well its been a hoot and a half, but I got work tomorrow. I'll catch if Ben can make it back in on the VOD. Looking forward to more Tarkov on One More!
Kuolar: Good protection
MAPBoardgames: I've been jamming out with the sound of running a metronome.
MatthewDennisMTG: this situation happened to a friend of mine when we were duoing yesterday
SergeYager: who is this perpetually running person?
MatthewDennisMTG: I just waited while they reconnected, it was very scary
TheKoder: forever the runningman in tarkov
JadedCynic: yeah....it's starting to get a little interesting
Sparkana42: One Benjamin Wheeler
GoblinRanger: Great cardio
aClonedPickle: baby ghost
Tikosh_: that is the longest reconnect I have ever seen..
Sparkana42: Running in the sun
chrono2x: ugh, this is way too stressful
TheKoder: @GoblinRanger LUL
SergeYager: wait, is wheeler the running man?
SergeYager: oh no
Sparkana42: Yep
pblackcoat: yep,
SergeYager: lmao
diamondmx: I've rebooted my computer and rejoined a game faster than this
Magnifisquatch: Go Funko GO
JadedCynic: @SergeYager Wheeler - he got disconnected for some cheat-blocker error...and he's taking forever for the game to let him reconnect
Wilcroft: jlrrCoolgame
chrono2x: @SergeYager Yeah, he was kicked for 'cheating'
Sparkana42: Thanks, Tarkov!
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, Wheeler's getting his Fitbit reps in
TheInnsanity: he's going to reconnect at the edge of the map
SergeYager: lol, wheeler op dc'd for hacking
smitser93: you can blame me Wheeler I've been ddosing Tarkov
SergeYager: big 2021 energy
JadedCynic: Man, Wheeler's steps is gonna be HUGE for today LUL
TomeTwister: I thought this was a shooter game, I guess it's a jogging sim
stizzet: wheeler's face cam keeps freezing too
TheKoder: I wonder if wheeler is leveling endurance while he is DC's?
Magnifisquatch: is there some scav sprinting into a wall next to you?
GoblinRanger: Would be hillarious if it makes him cover all the distance he would have run when he reconnects
diamondmx: I see one easy kill
TheInnsanity: James, get exactly one kill
smitser93: I think James forgot that it's leg day
MWGNZ: kill him and do an insurance fraud
Magnifisquatch: lmao
Magnifisquatch: that's amazing
TheKoder: just graze him
pblackcoat: leg him
SergeYager: oh, the classic wheeler lure
TheInnsanity: wheelure
SergeYager: it's a classic kansas city shuffle
JadedCynic: @stizzet one time of some stutter...
Lord_ZYRK: GAMING
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyy
JadedCynic: YAY!!!! \o/
Magnifisquatch: aaaaand his camera stopped
Lord_Durin: lets go
TomeTwister: Aww yes
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SergeYager: cool game
mackstashmarshall: hahahahaha
JadedCynic: oh man, we were THAT close?
asthanius: Ben's webcam froze. I think there's some wifi issues
chrono2x: Oh my god, you were so close
Robot_Bones: I would have loved for him to keep running as a gag
Easilycrazyhat: Literally steps away
TheKoder: EZ
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: I figured he was further off
VacillantVarlet: a years and three steps from victory
VacillantVarlet: 8*
GoblinRanger: Only after he reconnected, was fine before that
MAPBoardgames: After one second / Ben Wheeler rejoins the game / Shot in the head.
JadedCynic: Wheeler - have you got Chrome open or something?
TomeTwister: Welp
asthanius: Did he remember to restart Arena?
mackstashmarshall: all of this is accurate
JadedCynic: TWO EPISODES!
DiscordianTokkan: Rolling your face into barbed wire, and then sniping with a shotgun
Makrosian_Tae: CONTENT
JadedCynic: well, two-half eps, total of one, yeah
pblackcoat: wait, what's the barnes wire quest?
diamondmx: That's some dark schooling. Barbed wire homework
7gorobei: that was the longest 11 mins
asthanius: oop goodbye ben
Sparkana42: Vitality skill @pblackcoat
Lord_ZYRK: Important question: how do you feel about the consumption of gourds or squashes, Wheeler?
Kuolar: Lets hope this doesn't happen in Factory
JadedCynic: they HAVE been doing a lot of server maintenance....
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TheKoder: Turns out if you wanna escape Tarkov, you just have to cheat apparently :)
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Arakasi01: Happens sometimes in other games too - usually just an error with the anti-cheat that causes it to close and then it'll kick you from the game just in case you were trying to do it deliberately
SergeYager: Wait, yeah, hold on a sec
JadedCynic: the old "okay got 15 bugs in the server to fix, here's a patch to sort out three of them...now there's 20 bugs on the server..."
SergeYager: wheeler was out
SergeYager: he escaped
SergeYager: he bascially won the game there
TheKoder: he beat the game
HundreydAundre: Wut? Hau!?
LurkerSpine: fraud cannon time
Angreed66: The game is just escaping to different parts of tarkov
Lord_ZYRK: JadedCynic 26,000 bugs in the code, 26,000 bugs. Take one down, add three more, 26,003 bugs in the code. . .
JadedCynic: ^^^^
Kuolar: Also the middle customs extract, which is nice
pblackcoat: @jadedcynic 99 bugs in the kanban board, 99 bugs on the board, take one down, patch it around, 103 bugs on the kanban board
JadedCynic: ^^^^^
MAPBoardgames: Kill. All. Humans.
JadedCynic: These programming memes are why I got out of IT ages ago
Max_Mckayful: Excited for this one
Max_Mckayful: Also, we doing armbands?
pblackcoat: armbands!
MAPBoardgames: LRR Blue
Lord_ZYRK: Tired: armbands Wired: wearing big-ass analog clocks on chains
Max_Mckayful: Better than bandarms
TheKoder: Dang James has got 13 mil liquid? been making tons of roubles
TheKoder: let me craft clock necklaces on the workbench Nikita
JadedCynic: it looks cyan on the stream
JadedCynic: and the blue is a nice royal blue, like lrr
VacillantVarlet: i wonder if any squads run mixed armband colors intentionally
TheKoder: lemme guess....12
TheKoder: oh wow lets go wheeler
pblackcoat: go hunt down a boss
SergeYager: single digits sergeJustRight
MAPBoardgames: 1-in-11
mackstashmarshall: 9% buddy
Lord_ZYRK: Offline LUL Listen to these scrubs
JadedCynic: you do get your kills....and then paying for it...
TheKoder: Wheeler is here to click heads, take gear, and take names
diamondmx: Offline is for cowards! (I have been offline for my past 5 raids)
quillilian: Dull yourself to the pain of dying
Tikosh_: You cannot even lose the armband
Sparkana42: Not too important for Factory, but check your energy and hyrdo after this raid
00gogo00: how does this game work
BrindleBoar: 00gogo00 you try to shoot the mans and fit their things into your inventory. Mostly they shoot you, and do the same.
JadedCynic: calling it now: LRR 's EFT clan: [BONG]
MAPBoardgames: Who does #941 work for?
00gogo00: so its like rust?
00gogo00: kinda?
LadyMCHall: sergeLurk
Lord_ZYRK: Ate your broccoli as a kid
Juliamon: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out https://bit.ly/2zGqu0y
SergeYager: what's up funko?
SergeYager: oh, i don't work here
Tikosh_: LUL
Tantusar: and so serge wandered off into the forests of tarkov
Easilycrazyhat: You've got the sword, you've got the responsibilities, mister
Sparkana42: The eternal problem of James, not having enough space
MAPBoardgames: If you die, you don't need to worry about the loot.
SergeYager: oh this sword? it's a totally sweet katana i got from a boss drop
TheKoder: HexGrid is small but very powerful.
Sparkana42: While somehow having a near 50% survival rate somehow
LadyMCHall: sergeModLove
GoblinRanger: Arm-er
Tantusar: so moderation works like highlander?
Joalni: Serge is just here for the free mod coffee
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pblackcoat: there can be only one?
TheKoder: Serge bought his mod sword of his friends older brother who works at Knifeworks at the mall
SergeYager: lol
Juliamon: There's free mod coffee??
LadyMCHall: Didn't know Valheim had Katanas @SergeYager
JadedCynic: sergeHeart @SergeYager :D
Juliamon: and I've been PAYING like a CHUMP
VacillantVarlet: that mask looks very Mortal Kombat inspired
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JqlGirl: ah yes. strap clipping through the balaclava
SeiichiSin: A friend of mine actually got shot in the butt and it was hilarious.
Kazman20a: what is that a 6in barrel on the ak?
TheKoder: Wheeler, reprising his role as "SCAV"
TheKoder: YO
Stoffern: This is the one you kill each other right?
Easilycrazyhat: Labs Labs Labs Labs Labs
diamondmx: Tell him where to loot
Easilycrazyhat: nvm XD
diamondmx: Run wheeler, run!
BrindleBoar: LUL
JadedCynic: forklift
TheKoder: RIP labs card
JadedCynic: o7
mackstashmarshall: welp back to Customs
JadedCynic: easy come, easy go
Easilycrazyhat: Now Wheeler is 8%
mackstashmarshall: notthatRIP
JqlGirl: behind the forklift. all like "fork you"
Max_Mckayful: Factory not the best place for casual loot swapping eh
pblackcoat: @mackstashmarshall was a scav run
Sparkana42: Just a scav run, nothing lost yet
DoodlestheGreat: Standing around a corpse, great plan in Factory. FailFish
Joalni: BibleThump bye, card
El_Funko: The looting was fine, they just could've dipped out the other side of that high area
LadyMCHall: As long as James doesn't lose a really expensive item it will be fine
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JadedCynic: wow, the smell of mahogany, old books, leather furniture and cigars, from all this armchairing LUL
Joalni: It happens, that's Tarkov.
El_Funko: you gotta break some scavs to make a delicious russian omlette
Sparkana42: Mmm tarkov omelette, tastes like rats
JqlGirl: Did you get a haircut @El_Funko ?
El_Funko: last week yeah
JqlGirl: cool. looks good
Tikosh_: @El_Funko don't forget that you can join to fill a slot.. and I could do, too (or even play if you change to Washington DC and James' ping is fine at ~ <120)
El_Funko: lol true
smitser93: That was seriously quick
Kuolar: Just a bit cheesey...
Sparkana42: Little cheesy though :P
Boon_33: El "lootbag" Funko
LurkerSpine: I mean, chat could also load in lol
degenfrom_upcountry: love it
degenfrom_upcountry: cheese
JadedCynic: ahhh, the cheese - and me here with a few crackers left - thanks guys! <3
smitser93: Wheeler plays mono white Kenrith so of course he would take your gun
brainbosh: Watching that extra mag in the righ and betting on wether or not he remembers to take it out
manfred909: Afternoon All
ghyllnox: Aww heck yeah, regular Tarkov streams by LRR!
brainbosh: Ah, he spotted it
Stormthius: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
manfred909: wait Funko can play to???? when did this happen
manfred909: YESS
Sparkana42: Well, "Play"
manfred909: lol
MAPBoardgames: Funko is larger than life.
JadedCynic: Ben - it's a diagonal line - center is closest and left gets further back
Stoffern: Funko is the largest from a certan point of view
LurkerSpine: there was that switch shooter
Easilycrazyhat: I would definitely be a tiny ass character on a game like that XD
Vyous: PoE does that with headhunter Kappa
JqlGirl: Why does the biggest scav not eat the smaller ones?
Sparkana42: Funko's PMC looking increasingly ballsy with no armor
Mysticman89: lulu ult on stone plate chogath is a big boi
LadyMCHall: Gentlemen Cho'gath is the best LoL skin imo
Sparkana42: Cho'gath mains unite!
BrindleBoar: ritually execute
TwitchTVsFrank: mattlrBork
Dergib: I disagree Ninja Rammus best
Dergib: or full metal
Mysticman89: ok but robot nunu
smitser93: this is small..... and this is far away..... (Fr. Ted skit)
MrQBear: Ghost Gangplank, so I can pretend to be Ghost Pirate LeChunk from Monkey Island. ' <'
LadyMCHall: Arcade Sona is amazing
JadedCynic: 230ms? I used to be a LPB in Quake II for that...
Dergib: we all agree garen's legendary skin is trash tho right?
Sparkana42: Don't get sketchy sniped this time
Robot_Bones: aww no running in place Funko
JadedCynic: mmmmm duck down
mackstashmarshall: hahaha
JadedCynic: nice and warm
MinniChii: Goose??
JadedCynic: @MinniChii kids game "duck-duck-goose"
Mysticman89: HahaGoose
JadedCynic: funnily enough I'd NEVER heard of until my 30s
JadedCynic: welp
Tantusar: good raid good raid
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JadedCynic: good luck, ben!
LurkerSpine: back to customs
MAPBoardgames: I walk away for ONE MINUTE...
JadedCynic: and wheeler's not out of the match YET...
AziraphalesShop: Woo got my 4year badge!
JadedCynic: @AziraphalesShop congrats!
Sparkana42: There goes his cam again
smitser93: RIP Wheeler cam
Robot_Bones: Did you kill James?
Sparkana42: Wheeler under cover
AziraphalesShop: Did Wheeler get banned? lol
LurkerSpine: the extract is near the plant location, which helps
Sparkana42: James finally has more space!
smitser93: Mom James left Wheeler in the factory again!!!
Sparkana42: Immediately grabs the other vector lmao
Tikosh_: @LurkerSpine depends.. it is also on everyone's way to the extract
JadedCynic: @AziraphalesShop Wheeler's been having lag in his facecam thru discord
JadedCynic: oh well
Sparkana42: What ain't broke
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, what else would you do with a million dollars?
smitser93: James Mom said you have to go to your room for leaving Ben behind
JadedCynic: so the other fight james heard didn't result in a kill...so person A got james and wheeler got person A, then person B got wheeler :p
Kuolar: The other fight could have been with a scav too
JqlGirl: how many levels of bag are you on?
brainbosh: Using VOGs? burning money
brainbosh: They are *way* more expensive than I expected
Kuolar: Confidence
JqlGirl: weighted earmuffs
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D1cey1: Chatthew is here!
Dog_of_Myth: mattlrGolden mattlrGolden
mackstashmarshall: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
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RockPusher: lrrJAMES mattlrBork
chrono2x: Hi Chatt!
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mrMorphius: numbers go brr
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Stormthius: TombRaid TombRaid TombRaid
DoodlestheGreat: It's the Wigglers!
chrono2x: Matt, you must be getting super close to a full year!
Ba_Dum_Tish: mattlrBork mattlrBork lrrJAMES
D1cey1: 4 more daysssss
wiggins: chrono2x: 361 days now
Joalni: Chatt! Did you gain more Control?
Electrodyne: hi Chatthew friends
D1cey1: We want Paninis? I think?
JqlGirl: is the plan to stop at exactly 365 or?
chrono2x: Stream 365 days and then just quit forever
RockPusher: March Mattness never ends
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote march
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RockPusher: James has been carefully conditioned to do Funko's bidding
RockPusher: Funko plotting an absolutely wild ice cream heist and needs a stooge
Mysticman89: I do believe james entered a legally binding contract the other day with funko involving ice cream
MWGNZ: hug the gas station, for warmth
F1SHOR: have we escaped yet?
pblackcoat: man, I've never not seen scavs at the checkpoint there
Mysticman89: it works 9% of the time!
MAPBoardgames: Was that the sound of the hunger games cannon?
chrono2x: hahaha
LadyMCHall: lol
distrustingspectator: friendship
manfred909: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
RockPusher: elfunkChunk
Sparkana42: Friendship bullets
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
Tikosh_: well.. .366 TKM are slugs..
Stoffern: Well that was vBizmo
Stoffern: So avenged
ghyllnox: Mama bear James
00gogo00: is that a bigger backpack?
chrono2x: Grab Ben's stuff?
AlchemicalPanda: Every time someone calls Wheeler Ben I get confused.
MadmanOreo: So why are kraft singles so important in post apocalyptic eastern europe?
MWGNZ: MadmanOreo they're medicinal
F1SHOR: just adds suspense
Boon_33: There's drugs in the cheese
MadmanOreo: So we're dogs that need to be tricked into eating our heartworm pills them?
pblackcoat: i basically use them to turn them into akmn at the workshop these days
PMAvers: Yes... but free.
pblackcoat: 366 vpo > weapon parts, weapon parts into an akmn
MAPBoardgames: Only a 91% chance of Wheeler dying.
Lysander_Gustav: hello folks!
Kuolar: We know how well "I'm to your right" works when Funko tries to direct James with those directions LUL
Lysander_Gustav: I forgot about the duos tonight
MWGNZ: hey Lysander_Gustav
doodlord2: forgot to add "laser"
pblackcoat: kitty!
Kuolar: Just constantly voice line in russian
pblackcoat: now James needs a black and white kitty
pblackcoat: wait but wheeler went bear, so wouldn't he "speak" in russian?
F1SHOR: its not my kinda of game but i enjoy watching this
MAPBoardgames: This HAS been cool. Thanks James! Thanks Funko! Thanks Wheeler!
aClonedPickle: buy it forward
Mysticman89: it's still too early to be sure non one will be stabbed
Sparkana42: I want to play this game, but I don't want to play Tarkov. Hope someone else makes a game like this that isn't quite as inpenetrable
Mysticman89: I kinda want to play this game, but I don't really like going outside of steam for games to limit where my cc goes
TheInnsanity: if someone made this game but Fantasy, I'd never play anything else
Lysander_Gustav: I didn't know you could climb trees
pblackcoat: @mysticman89 you can just do PayPal
Mysticman89: also don't have a paypal
RockPusher: Rub body A against wall B
Kuolar: Tarkov parkour
Mysticman89: havent dug into what info paypal wants for me to make that exist
Omthebox: Stelf
PsychoI3oy: Tarkour
MWGNZ: Tarkour!
Joalni: HyperParkour
RockPusher: unarmeClick
LurkerSpine: cache here
MAPBoardgames: When I was a kid, I used to be able to hop a 7' wall, no problem. I tried to jump a 5' wall 2 years ago. It sounded like wheeler just then.
LurkerSpine: at the corner of old gas
JqlGirl: can you crawl through pipes?
Dandinstorm12: #notallpipes
mackstashmarshall: ce ci n'est pas une pipe
AlchemicalPanda: @MAPBoardgames That sounds like me... except I could never jump tall walls
BigBenS221: is this a battle royal?
Juliamon: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out https://bit.ly/2zGqu0y
BigBenS221: ty
Sparkana42: On this series though, I've really enjoyed Funko being here to help James along. Never been a fan of watching people get stuck over and over, so Funko being here helping is really enjoyable for me :)
MWGNZ: James has learnt to tarkov walk, making him at least a toddler
Joalni: I would like to see the baby
TheInnsanity: the baby is wearing a red toque @Joalni
Joalni: The toque makes him easier to keep an eye on
JqlGirl: I see a Mulder
Dandinstorm12: came so far, and tried...so hard......
Dandinstorm12: wait
RunningMonkeys: wheeler giving heart attacks to everyone
Mysticman89: really, stuff just means less iframes
pblackcoat: lrr def needs a bits for grenade sound
JqlGirl: would have been 2001/200
Easilycrazyhat: I loved that game so much, and it is *rough*. Went back to it fairly recently. Oof
Mysticman89: matrix 'hacking' was more fun than the game
MWGNZ: I enjoyed the gamecube matrix game
thornyberry: the gamecube matrix game is cannon LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, I thought Funko meant the MMO
JqlGirl: the animatrix was hot
betweenmyself: In Matrix Revolutions you don’t dodge bullets, you sit through twelve minutes of self indulgent navel-gazing philosophy.
RedRaptor: Wasn't what happened in the MMO considered cannon?
MAPBoardgames: 3rd Matrix movie? They made one awesome movie, and the Animatrix, which was good. I'm sure I'm not blocking any sequels from my brain.
thornyberry: animatrix klinkGasm
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, I heard it was pretty interesting and was like "wait, why are we shitting on this?"
LurkerSpine: Didn't they give everyone godlike powers for the final days of it?
PMAvers: I remember they were running in-game story events and there was a cast of characters basically being run by GM's
LurkerSpine: maybe just see how long funko can live?
PMAvers: Funko Imperial Guard player confirmed?
JqlGirl: clog the sewers with their dead!
LurkerSpine: I think it'd be hilarious though to have a hatchling run down glass hallway to distract
MAPBoardgames: Even in death, Funko is more effective than I would be in the game.
Kuolar: If he can get himself to auto-run on disconnect he may be good bait Kappa
JqlGirl: or our dead. doesn't matter
Tikosh_: no weapon?
DNAplays45: dude in the middle is pretty hot
Tikosh_: guess Funko will attract all the scavs in the map
manfred909: toz?
manfred909: not a Makarov leave them something
Mysticman89: just bring a bunch of red keycards and mkae it rain
JqlGirl: beard beard beard
JqlGirl: what does the crown and gold name mean?
LadyMCHall: Christmas is early
Easilycrazyhat: Would Funko have still bought it if it was just the name?
Carsonogenics_: so... pay to win?
F1SHOR: i mean if you enjoy the game no shame in supporting it
Tikosh_: Jaeger is the only one you might get stuck on reputation as EOD because his quests SUCK
scratchmonkey: like a gold name
Carsonogenics_: I didn't meant to come across so negative but thank you for taking time to give your thoughts on it funko! ^-^
manfred909: well they can never get a Gamma just upgrade past it to the Kapa
RockPusher: Wheeler on the "Eat the Rich" train
pblackcoat: also, can't armor the legs
JqlGirl: Kappa
JqlGirl: PogChamp
Mysticman89: need a lot of vaseline for kappa
betweenmyself: Had some bullets in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? that got outsmarted... EDGE CASE!
MAPBoardgames: katesBless Pweeze?
pblackcoat: elfunkCat
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb elfunkCat
JqlGirl: KomodoHype
manfred909: perfect
MAPBoardgames: Get down, and boogie!
manfred909: elfunkCat
Tikosh_: don't stand where they can see you from the outside D:
Tikosh_: I understand how Wheeler dies here all the time if he plants it crouched in the doorway
manfred909: if Wheeler had killed Funko tqsShrug
Joalni: Did you loot Funko?
Max_Mckayful: Love seeing James be all know what he's doing these days
AlchemicalPanda: check the scavs?
Joalni: Did the game go dark for a sec there?
DoodlestheGreat: Could be the one James shot.
PsychoI3oy: wow
manfred909: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Carsonogenics_: wheelerGreed
Tikosh_: found the 2 players
AlchemicalPanda: Its worth Looting Exp
Joalni: Nice shooting
pblackcoat: elfunkChunk
AlchemicalPanda: check the scavs?
AlchemicalPanda: Stupid insurance fraud
JqlGirl: what's BEAR?
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scratchmonkey: i've heard the voice lines
mackstashmarshall: hahah!
scratchmonkey: they're American
manfred909: Battle Encounter Assault Regiment good old backronym
Kuolar: You also have (had?) a Funko lion
pblackcoat: yeah, we keep telling wheeler to use his voice tags to freak james out cause he'll think they're scavs
Sparkana42: IIRC the devs plan on adding functional differences between them, but like all things with this game, they talk about doing a lot of things that may or may not end up happening :P
Kuolar: Smarter, but less gambling!
El_Funko: Correct, I think the plan is eventually USECs would have better handling skills with M4s, MP5s, and other Western guns
El_Funko: and BEARs would be better at handling AKs and other Russian weapons
Max_Mckayful: No shorelines. Go fish
dumbo3k: killing group members does not count towards quests
AlchemicalPanda: One was a bear
Kuolar: One was definitely a bear last raid
pblackcoat: one was used one was bear
LurkerSpine: one was definitely a bear
RaemonDamon: One was BEAR
AlchemicalPanda: To the Labs!
AlchemicalPanda: I mean, of course it will be!
DoodlestheGreat: Labs is for the more experienced.
Max_Mckayful: We have a very experienced voice-in-head, so there's that
manfred909: that really looks like a lego brick
historyman_admu: also maybe repair that korund
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historyman_admu: True it loses some
Carsonogenics_: need to get cam into this game so he can continue to not wear pants
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Sparkana42: inb4 spawns on the wrong side of the ma
Vyous: People also use stims to run to dorms
Boon_33: Did he say 40%?
Kuolar: But Wheeler is here for the pain
Sparkana42: Maxed skills are a wild thing
manfred909: !tarkov
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
mackstashmarshall: elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn elfunkHeart
RockPusher: elfunkHeart elfunkCat elfunkPopcorn elfunkFart
TwitchTVsFrank: elfunkPopcorn
Lord_ZYRK: elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn elfunkHeart
Sparkana42: Lets goooo
Aarek: elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn elfunkHeart
Tikosh_: Just get 1 pmc kill every 2 minutes and everything will be fine (also don't forget to grab dogtags)
Dumori: Tikosh dog tags don’tatter
Dumori: Matter for the qualifications
LadyMCHall: foxmarWELP
RockPusher: elfunkSad
Sparkana42: rip
MAPBoardgames: My stream skipped during the only part of the action.
Dumori: What a trade!
Tikosh_: oh so that part is only for the tournament.. my bad
Sparkana42: wonder if he had anything good
Sparkana42: Or just shoved whatever into his container
BrowneePoints: Nah, Still them. Opp could be NB or Female
Tikosh_: you should get out fast.. blacked stomach will kill fast
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Tikosh_: James and Ben walked part of the way, they lost some time that way
ritchards: maybe they hadn't looted, only just got there then you turned up?
pblackcoat: yeah, if he stimmed so he could sprint the whole way
Vyous: You could always buy sprint stims if you want to try and rush dorms
Tikosh_: they pretty sure had the close spawn on the other side and got there 5-10 seconds earlier I guess
thornyberry: I use the sound of landmines going off to get situated in woods
pblackcoat: they just can't nest, bit you can have as many as you want
LurkerSpine: stash isn't inventory
dumbo3k: you can have 2+ pilgrims in stash, but only 1 on your character at a time
manfred909: SCAV squad go
DoctorBobnarAwesome: I feel untrusting of a Ben Wheeler just existing in a Tarkov stream
Easilycrazyhat: Perfection.
chrono2x: hahaha
MWGNZ: perfect
Vyous: Yikes
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
AlchemicalPanda: FFS
NathanJay_GA: they funko'd the scav!
manfred909: tqsLol
SergeYager: Lmao
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
pblackcoat: hahahahah
DoctorBobnarAwesome: It just doesn't make sense
Sparkana42: James got impatient
SergeYager: omg
AlchemicalPanda: When did Funko get in this game?
pblackcoat: god the ppsh sucks
chrono2x: Getting out now?
Boon_33: FBtouchdown ?
AlchemicalPanda: Thats because you ARE being attacked Funko
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DoctorBobnarAwesome: Oh, I get it, Karkov is simply a digital card game
pblackcoat: "wiggle if it's you!"
DoctorBobnarAwesome: I stand by my K
AlchemicalPanda: Hilarious
asthanius: All about building an intricate deck and getting demolished in two seconds
DoctorBobnarAwesome: One might imagine it is a wasted effort, but the fun is in the deck building
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLurk
BrindleBoar: Stargate MMO when
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Tomorrow
Carsonogenics_: when will we get the LRR and friends warcraft raid?
pblackcoat: raiding mask in EQ
AlchemicalPanda: Oh I would play the hell out of that
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
BrindleBoar: oh fuck a Stargate Tarkov clone would be radical
snowmonkey99: It's been a thing, definitely
Kazman20a: reminds me of my EQ days
MWGNZ: good eyes there James
Easilycrazyhat: This is so bizarre XD
Sparkana42: last action of the series
RockPusher: gabyLul
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
Lord_ZYRK: That's teamwork, baby! seabatPjorg
Juliamon: lmao what is this pubg
Sparkana42: lmao
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck 'em up!
pblackcoat: jajajajajaja
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: Baby's first kill
RockPusher: LUL
DragaFireHawk: What in the world simplLOL
AlchemicalPanda: LOL
F1SHOR: im so confused
manfred909: hm
BrindleBoar: he's comin
manfred909: um
Sparkana42: LOL
TheKoder: LOL
DragaFireHawk: Get him Wheeler!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Stormthius: benginHeck benginYe benginHeck benginYe wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
SergeYager: Lolol
VacillantVarlet: maryelLenBully
Carsonogenics_: Welcome to the highlight reel.
Ba_Dum_Tish: What?
SergeYager: Jesus
PsychoI3oy: what a way to end the month
Enmity777: LUL
SnackPak_: this is cruel
Sparkana42: LUL
RockPusher: hahahhahha
DoctorBobnarAwesome: I appreciate the effort Wheeler
DragaFireHawk: That was fantastic
Sparkana42: What a perfect end for this series
SergeYager: Omg
RockPusher: What a way to wrap up
Lord_ZYRK: Just your typical Tarkov match
Joalni: LUL good grief!
Saintnex: we bullied that person
Kuolar: That was.. something
BrindleBoar: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: This is what I tuned in for
GoblinRanger: Well that was beautiful
TehAmelie: good morning friends
pblackcoat: Welcome to the highlight reel
RockPusher: hahahahaa
TheKoder: Good quality end
AlchemicalPanda: Lol
Lord_ZYRK: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
RunningMonkeys: LUL
SergeYager: Lol
Lord_ZYRK: Bullets are just fast knives
7gorobei: betrayal on tarkov hill
Easilycrazyhat: I need a regular "James and Ben Play Tarkov" stream
NathanJay_GA: "knife is just a slow gun" :D
smitser93: What.... an.... ending! BibleThump
Saintnex: welp, that was the Wheeler heel turn betrayal we were all waiting for
stizzet: lol that was amazing
Max_Mckayful: That slow walk forward to James
pblackcoat: he was a gamer to the end
TwitchTVsFrank: i think james was using rubber bullets
Lord_ZYRK: "Kill meee. . . kiiill meeeeeee. . . "
dumbo3k: I think his slow walk was because his legs might've been gone
doodlord2: elfunkChunk
snowmonkey99: You're never topping that, time to end the series
TehAmelie: that's the whole game
SergeYager: Cool game
Joalni: They were probably dying of laughter too
RockPusher: Thank you Funko elfunkHeart Thank you Ben wheelerBless Thank you James lrrHEART
Max_Mckayful: Knife kill Mondays, got it
JqlGirl: Will funko be here?
GoblinRanger: This has been a great series, looking forwards to one more
Lord_ZYRK: It'll be great, but it just won't be as Funkalicious elfunkHeart
smitser93: oh btw Wheeler I hope you resolve Ponder with Krark every time in the future
RockPusher: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Easilycrazyhat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
AlchemicalPanda: WOOOOOO Funko!
DragaFireHawk: Thank you Funko! simplLOVE
Bluedevyl: thanks for this, the series was fantastic
stizzet: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
PsychoI3oy: Thanks all, it's been amazing
GoblinRanger: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart lrrHEART
MWGNZ: elfunkHeart elfunkCat elfunkHeart
snowmonkey99: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
TwitchTVsFrank: elfunkHeart
Dergib: Can we have funko pop in every so often too? watching you 2 was great
DoodlestheGreat: THANKS, FUNKO!
Sparkana42: Thank you funko <3
Aarek: lrrDOTS elfunkHeart lrrARROW
manfred909: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Lord_ZYRK: More Wheeler in Tarkov jams seabatTROG
RunningMonkeys: elfunkHeart
Stormthius: wheelerUro wheelerUro elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
AlchemicalPanda: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkChunk
smitser93: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
pblackcoat: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkFart
Joalni: Thank you, Funko!
Max_Mckayful: This series was super enjoyable. Funko's been an amazing senpai
Trashweazel: thanks gang!
Juliamon: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
Juliamon: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
RockPusher: elfunkHeart elfunkCat elfunkHeart
Sparkana42: Not ttv/bonggolem?
Sparkana42: :P
snowmonkey99: Can we upgrade Wheeler to toddler?
JqlGirl: 8pm PST? what's that in aussie time?
Easilycrazyhat: Gbye
RockPusher: lrrHEART elfunkHeart lrrHEART elfunkHeart
SergeYager: Sure dont
El_Funko: noon perth time, 3pm AEDT
ritchards: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:14 PM
Lysander_Gustav: oh heck it's wednesday
Phailhammer: cya :)
Carsonogenics_: James: "what've you got there?" Ben: "A KNIFE!" James: "No-!"
Tikosh_: what is the next PiF?
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Heather takes the PiF reigns taking on the role of Jenny LeClue, while she tries to clear her mother of MURDER! Game: Jenny LeClue) at Wed 12:00 PM PST (12:45 from now).
ritchards: Jenny LeClue
satyropodobny: WE'RE FREE
Sparkana42: GG everyone <3
TehAmelie: the only way to escape Tarkov. . .is turning it off
LoadingReadyRun: foR SerRIals. fOllOw FuNko! twitch.tv/el_funko
LoadingReadyRun: And you can tell I'm serious cause I used my serious type.
RockPusher: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
TehAmelie: that keyboard stance. . .