Metric_Furlong: (spoiler: usually peas)
Metric_Furlong: it made for a decent highlight reel segment
beowuuf: !findquote peas
LRRbot: Quote #7318: "I don't know what it is, but there's something weirdly erotic about those peas." —Ian [2020-11-01]
beowuuf: I didn't get what I wanted, but I got what I asked for, i feel
v_nome: Well, any eroticism associated with peas does feel like it would be weird. I'll give Ian that.
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: It is very rare that Ian is wrong. It's just maybe never the journey you thought you were going on when he started speaking
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hello beowuuf
NightValien28: hello TXC2 welcome friend
NightValien28: cannot wait for this pif, its gonna be great
TXC2: hello NightValien28
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Ivalenz_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: signal
beowuuf: your 'can't wait' has been heard nightvalien :p
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's Heather's turn for Play it Forward! And she picked a game that looked cute and has a detective. It's time for Jenny LeClue! | đź“· ||
BibitteNoire: lrrSIGNAL
2Flower: This'll be interesting -- when I plyaed this game it didn't have voice acting yet.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heather is coming to clue us in on this game.
Orgmastron: I arrive to bloops!
Ritaspirithntr: Appropriate username for an appropriate joke
beowuuf: just to switch it up ba_dum_tish
Metric_Furlong: of the genre 'Bangin' Chiptunes' - according to Nelson
Uzumaki15: I turned this song into my ringtone, it's such a bop
NightValien28: ITS TIME
lirazel64: Oh right, new PIF! Wheeee!
Mistborn83: who is piloting this PIF?
TXC2: Heather
beowuuf: heather :)
Mistborn83: NICE!
beowuuf: jenny leclue, I believe on the switch
Mistborn83: oh it is right there in the title
Mistborn83: So many times if I would just take the time I could figure out the answsers to my own questions
TXC2: ah yes the sticker bandit, who ever could it have been Kappa
beowuuf: we shall never know, there is, infact, like the lego game, no way of ever knowing
lirazel64: Wubbop?
Metric_Furlong: a mystery for the ages
sblue333: Yeet new play it forward
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Traion: Heather's Handhelds is back!
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atomic_fire_penguin: I am not prepare
beowuuf: lrrFINE lrrFIRE
TXC2: here we GO!
BusTed: Hello!
Alahmnat: hi Heather!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Ivalenz_: lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: I do love the VHS asthetic
NightValien28: heather show now
beowuuf: lunarj1Heart lrrHEATHER lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrHEATHER ! lunarj1Heart
MortifiedPenguins: we're free from tarkov!
Traion: I always knew Heather could throw James
TXC2: people have time?
sblue333: Hi Heather! I'm very excited, I've never heard of this but I like Ace Attorney, so let's solve some mysteries!
Alahmnat: No wiggins indeed ;)
TXC2: Hello Heather
Pteraspidomorphi: Finally, modern, high quality games in play it forward
beowuuf: we need to solve the mystery of where the shennanigans went
JohnLockeCole: Hello Heather, Hello Chat
KV1NN4: lrrHEATHER lunarj1Snip lunarj1Snip
DoodlestheGreat: It's either that or a really weird Tarkov mod... :tf:
TXC2: hello JohnLockeCole welcome
Mistborn83: We are here
Creideiki_SE: wolfco6Pog
Traion: 4 Swords was prob my favourite PiF so far
NightValien28: we are here
Alahmnat: lrrHEART
JohnLockeCole: Hello TXC2 Happy Christmas!
sblue333: LUL
TXC2: yes.....who would do that (looks shifty)
beowuuf: ha ahaha ha *cough* to the game!
Ba_Dum_Tish: You are in a room speaking to over a hundred of us
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Sarah_Serinde: I backed this on Kickstarter forever ago, but never got around to actually playing
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beowuuf: I hope all the clues are this simple
sblue333: Nice, so same starting point let's go
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi
TXC2: !vod
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Crokoking: i played the game all the way through. it is definitely cute
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Traion: Oh bringing the home Switch to replace the office Switch? Power Move!
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sblue333: Nintendo Stans rise up
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
Lokolos: benginHi benginHi
TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat and Lokolos welcome
beowuuf: the turn around in vods is *chef's kiss*, especailly to those of us who still recall how long it used to take...
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks, @Ivalenz_ !
beowuuf: prediction bet :p
Traion: I vote for Bat Heather
glmdgrielson: Save rotation!
glmdgrielson: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
mexfire: Best part of streams are everything that goes wrong
shea_wolfe: Save slots should always exist, even if you can just change users on switch
Traion: I like the artstyle
TXC2: I don't know brain / glmdgrielson ?
beowuuf: Yes, but where will we get five passports and a salami at this hour
Alahmnat: lrrHEATHER_TK
glmdgrielson: Exactly, beowuuf!
Metric_Furlong: two things we don't do in fire emblem: save rotate and check enemy attack ranges Kappa
TXC2: all I remember from fire emblem is all the breeding Kappa
mexfire: What is saving
beowuuf: everything is lrrFIRE
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: farmer in the dell? is Omar coming?
beowuuf: game has already sold me on it
TheThirdTail: I see nothing ominous about this situation.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jenny got buff
NightValien28: jenny is three kinds in a trenchcoat LUL
Lucidmooselid: Squid1 Squid3 Squid4
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Just an ordinary boat trip in the rain
Alahmnat: nothing sinister has ever happened when someone whistles "pop goes the weasel"
Nuurgle: Press B to BRRRRR
shea_wolfe: Who stands stiff kneed while using a boat
JohnLockeCole: maybe we'll get a sick ramp?
Mai_Andra: No jumping until you get to the sharks.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Brrrrrrrd
beowuuf: perfectly non-ominous crows
TheThirdTail: Oh, a murder of crows. No implicit meaning there.
glmdgrielson: Watch this mystery person get eaten!
sblue333: That's the crime
beowuuf: sergeJustRight ba-dum_tish
glmdgrielson: Aaaaaah, wisecracker!
TXC2: oh this puzzle
CaptainSpam: You gotta WORK for your prologue!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A puzzle? In my puzzle games? More likely than you think
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Coyoteofthenine: RIPCheer100 when in doubt C4
glmdgrielson: We're going full on adventure game here!
LordZarano: only 1 way to rotate the middle one
sblue333: Oh yes, happy Mar10 day gamers!
Alahmnat: game: "close enough!"
sblue333: noice
beowuuf: lrrGOAT never any doubt
Coyoteofthenine: I still say we blow it up
beowuuf: i am experiencing an emotion
Alahmnat: are we going to Rapture?
JohnLockeCole: errr reflection lighthouse?
Lucidmooselid: a date with DESTINY
frnknstn: romantic af
Amentur: It's just an elaborate Minecraft base at this point
Nuurgle: god, I hate this morning commute
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] Until the game tells me otherwise, we're on a date.
LRRbot: New quote #7523: "Until the game tells me otherwise, we're on a date." —Heather [2021-03-10]
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel like a hole in a boat is a bad idea
Mai_Andra: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: @sblue333 Oh right!
glmdgrielson: So we're getting abducted?
Coyoteofthenine: tell Andrew Ryan hi
sblue333: how?
MAPBoardgames: I was too busy watching a VoD, I missed the go-live.
matthaus_c: so rude to doze off in the middle of a date
TheThirdTail: Flat doggo
BusTed: lrrSPOT
Traion: Protecc doge at all costs. Doge is precious
Ba_Dum_Tish: Floor doggo
glmdgrielson: Now is not the time to sleep. We have to write our novel now!
TXC2: that dog needs more pets
Alahmnat: must be Flat Friday
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Tea first, work after!
LRRbot: New quote #7524: "Tea first, work after!" —Heather [2021-03-10]
beowuuf: for a split second i thought he said d, godammit :(
Ba_Dum_Tish: Tea stimulates work
corianderd: yay I made it in time. I just got coffee because coffee was more important that computer
glmdgrielson: The dog needs some sleep. How very feline.
Rhynerd: Why must writing be so hard?
TXC2: hello corianderd
Traion: Hey Cori
Mistborn83: I love Gilmore Girls
Coyoteofthenine: what is with that belt
beowuuf: you missed some not creepy whistling cori
mizzytastic: that was ... with feeling
matrixknight88: oh hai heather
NightValien28: and then the tea gets cold LUL
Coyoteofthenine: it might
Lucidmooselid: your obsessed
Coyoteofthenine: That pipe isn't lite
TXC2: 10000% the writer is named arthur
HailtheRNG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
HailtheRNG: I had something funny, but now I'm just gonna get tea.
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Alahmnat: the exact opposite of a dark and stormy night
chaotic_good_ferret: hayoo
glmdgrielson: I assume this prologue is 5000 pages long?
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Metric_Furlong: y'know, like a valley
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matthaus_c: mornings are great when you're out cold
beowuuf: Please, my father was mr artherton, call me picturesque
sblue333: It's always the mystery writers who get into mysteries, I've seen Knives Out
Ba_Dum_Tish: So this is a storybook tale
Mistborn83: I love the art direction in thie already
MAPBoardgames: Give 'em the beans!
HailtheRNG: Wait, is this just human lost in the woods?
TXC2: the great placebo, chef kiss
Sarah_Serinde: I have some concerns about this partnership
sblue333: I don't trust that pharmacy
Alahmnat: poor Blathers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this your pill?
2Flower: They'll make your symptoms... DISAPPEAR!@
Twinklebees: They clearly came up with "The Great Placebo" first there :P
glmdgrielson: I don't trust the Great Placebo.
CaptainSpam: ANY. WHERE.
matthaus_c: skedaddle skedoodle your sneeze is now a noodle
Coyoteofthenine: Bait and Tackle? Greedy much
Manae: The problem with a small town museum is you only really need to visit it once. They aren't pulling in new attractions every few months
GapFiller: good evening Heather lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Coyoteofthenine: Bees
Mai_Andra: "Agatha Crusties..." xivGoob
DoodlestheGreat: A Union Carbide dioxin plant!
TXC2: wheres Pharmacistjudge when you need to rate that place ? :p
JohnLockeCole: Coyoteofthenine that's when you bait out the quarterback and tackle them
glmdgrielson: Explosives!
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:21.
matthaus_c: I floss! you can't prove I don't
sblue333: It had one whole female
Ritaspirithntr: I wonder if that shop has Timespiral Remastered yet!
DoodlestheGreat: Remember to floss, kids!
Alahmnat: self-insert says what?
Lucidmooselid: not glenda
Coyoteofthenine: -2 points for the phone not being a shoe
Alahmnat: or are we outside the book again?
JohnLockeCole: We should put down the phone and pet the dog
glmdgrielson: Oh this game is off to a good start.
NightValien28: he called, why are we on hold?
MAPBoardgames: I keep reading that name as Jenny LeCleric, who is a character in Betrayal at House on the Hill.
mowdownjoe: This game looks cute.
sblue333: What if there's an IRL mystery and then a mystery in the book? That would be cool
Traion: 15 minutes in and no pets for the good dog? 0/10 game
JohnLockeCole: NightValien28 I am guessing for the Switchboard operator to connect the line?
NightValien28: JohnLockeCole fair
Coyoteofthenine: He's going to do it
Coinman1863: Movie?
Nigouki: some awful hollywood adaptation probably
glmdgrielson: Commercialization!
sblue333: The videogame interpretation
JohnLockeCole: it sounds like we *had* a switchboard operator, which ... yeah that's more of a setting marker than the typewriter
PharaohBender27: "But don't you see how much more marketable your book would be if you made the main character a giraffe!?"
corianderd: oh nooooo i have to move my laundry to the dryer :O I'm gonna miss more game
Mai_Andra: Obligatory Rolling Reliables plug?
Amentur: Now to turn this book into anime fanfiction
Coyoteofthenine: They're going to make him write the next Twilight novel
sblue333: These are the important questions
Manae: Try the middle one!
CaptainSpam: Jenny LeClue was the name of the cat, then.
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: got there
Traion: corianderd make Ian do it, this is an emergency!
LordZarano: Heather is clearly a cat
TXC2: are we a cat?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Heather secretly a cat it seems
matthaus_c: Heather, are you a cat in disguise
Nuurgle: trn around ane PET THE DOG
matthaus_c: @ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat you're one to ask.
beowuuf: oh no, you got plot in my desk simulator :(
DionysusRevelry: 2Tea-mensional
glmdgrielson: Heather, are you turning into a cat?
TXC2: turning?
matthaus_c: she may have been a girl for a *very* long time
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: @matthaus_c >.>
NightValien28: they want grimdark his book, erugh
Nuurgle: time to write the next great Tugger Nutts novel?
Nigouki: Coming up: Jenny and the Murder of the Ungrateful Publisher
LordZarano: "Go kill someone - Signed Bad Horse"
sblue333: TBH Jenny Le Clue sounds like the boxcar children or the ABC mysteries, maybe his audience is just getting older
Coyoteofthenine: If we're killing people lets start with the person who wrote the review
TXC2: NightValien28 gotta have them space marines Kappa
beowuuf: in the grimdark future of the detectivu busniess, all there is is the murder of marmalade sandwiches
Coyoteofthenine: And the letter
NightValien28: TXC2 jenny le clue, sister of battle
sblue333: Wow this the most savage letter I've ever read
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow 38 long book series
BusTed: worse piece of [redacted]
Nuurgle: he probably wrote the first 37 in a row
MAPBoardgames: All this redaction makes we think we are still playing Control
glmdgrielson: Poor arthur.
Manae: Is this an older reporter complaining about being bored by a kids' book?
2Flower: Light switch rave!
sblue333: floor pencil
beowuuf: i love lamp
Metric_Furlong: going by the review, it probably isn't actually that good for him Kappa
NightValien28: its a kids book doesn't need murder
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are we some ghost writer
Nuurgle: everything needs murder
sblue333: can you type?
PharaohBender27: I remember using my grandmother's typewriter as a kid
sblue333: "Both"?
Alahmnat: "both" oof
Traion: 2 new readers? Oof
sblue333: Like all 2 of them
beowuuf: My family had a typewriter sitting around when I was young, so much effrot but so fun to write
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Nyx_fire: you guys are awesome!
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Fantusta: Is this villain of this game capitalism?
2Flower: This series needs a gritty, edgy 90s reboot.
Alahmnat: ok that's cute though
corianderd: oh goodness I'm back and everything is different now
Mangledpixel: boop
beowuuf: you missed some savage, brutal murder...demands...
CaptainSpam: He's asking for... MURRRRDERRRRR!!!
2Flower: Let the bodies hit the floor let the
TXC2: corianderd you missed us reading a bad review of our books
CAKHost: That's an important Dog!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Asking to get the author on a watch list
PharaohBender27: @corianderd Publisher wants our writer to make an edgier book
TXC2: Hello Mangledpixel welcome
Manae: Let's mix Jennie LeClue with Stand By Me
Amentur: So 38 books in thirty years? That's quite the pace
iris_of_ether: I SAID GOOD DAY
Traion: corianderd we learned that this is the 39th Jenny LeClue book, and the last one had 2 readers that liked it
corianderd: thanks for the updates
TXC2: so time for some Finnigan's wake bullshit?
Ivalenz_: The new character that isn't dead is the murderer. The new character who is dead is the victim.
sblue333: He's boutta go all hemingworth on the publisher's ass
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "And Jenny twisted the head of the murderer and destroyed all of new york"
corianderd: murder most fowl!
MAPBoardgames: The victim will be a book publisher
Mai_Andra: These people trying to call up Agatha Christie to be more like George RR Martin?
circusofkirkus: so crows, corianderd ?
Alahmnat: do we get to kill someone in VR too?
BusTed: hunt and peck
Fantusta: no hunt and peckers here
CaptainSpam: He's good at two-finger typing, that's for sure.
beowuuf: NOOOOOOO
GDwarf: Alright, wasn't expecting that
2Flower: thespl3GG
PharaohBender27: Rather short book.
Alahmnat: that escalated quickly...
sblue333: game over
Traion: going a bit overboard there
Fantusta: Is this iZombie now?
KV1NN4: uh
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well that was quick
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Sure didn't see that coming
glmdgrielson: Well, there's a beginning. Killing off the title character.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ok writer, I'm sold
DanielJGrouse: Midsummer Murders has taught us that you can murder like a thousand people in small town of like 300 people
CaptainSpam: Well, gotta give him credit, that'd be a bit of a change.
TXC2: this is literately how misery begins
The_Voices: welp
beowuuf: lol
KV1NN4: I've had characters like this
Creideiki_SE: Haven't seen a title character die that early since Excel Saga.
circusofkirkus: :O
RebekahWSD: Dead bodies talk all the time
gibbousm: Dead bodies GENERALLY don't talk
beowuuf: cute fake out
The_Voices: dead bodies talk all the time, zombies, vampires, lichies, mummies
2Flower: This is so cute -- when I played this they didn't have the voice acting yet.
sblue333: Hahaha I love this thing in movies actually it's kinda hard to do in games so I enjoyed that
Mai_Andra: low-key "Pushing Daisies" plug =P
BusTed: tqsDone
Alahmnat: I like that they had to dress up in clean suits to do this
MAPBoardgames: She talked back. One too many times.
gibbousm: dick
PharaohBender27: I feel like these aren't the brightest students
Traion: I like Jenny
gibbousm: Not everything is murder
Mistborn83: muck duck
TXC2: moider!
sblue333: Someone hit em with the objection
2Flower: MURBLER
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Merder
beowuuf: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeirdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeir
Mangledpixel: murrdurrrrr
Alahmnat: @PharaohBender27 her mom's title card did say *dumb* students
CaptainSpam: "I had to get this parsley in my teeth to prove it!"
PharaohBender27: @Alahmnat Oh, right
JadedCynic: the movie D.O.A.....
gibbousm: given the number of ghost/detective novels I've read.....quite a lot
CleeKru: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:53.
beowuuf: what living detective gets to solve their own murder? true, not many.... by...definition, usually...
sblue333: "As you can see from the dead person's own testimony, the witness is guilty". AA Judges: "Yeah but your evidence is all circumstantial isn't it?"
TheThirdTail: I went to make an espresso... Are we investigating our own death...?
sblue333: F
JadedCynic: um....lockers don't work like that
RandomTrivia: Hi friends!
MAPBoardgames: Wearing glasses makes you 32% smarter. Science fact.
PharaohBender27: O_o
Alahmnat: environmental story-telling?
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
gibbousm: Given her attitude, I can't say I'm surprised
The_Voices: im hoping this is her dad commentating
beowuuf: our own 'death' thethirdtail as this is justa classroom staging
GhostValv: :)
RandomTrivia: D'aww
sblue333: The game's one step ahead
TheThirdTail: Ahhh, okay, thank you beowuuf
TXC2: The_Voices he's the writer
Alahmnat: that's a lot of sizes
The_Voices: of course
sblue333: It's a lot of steel in the toe
RandomTrivia: LUL
circusofkirkus: what a slogan
RandomTrivia: That is a STRONG slogan
Traion: The jokes are good
CaptainSpam: Well, we've got a new gift to get Serge. :D
The_Voices: thats a serge kind of saying
gibbousm: POISON!
Manae: How old is this kid anyway? Coffee already
Alahmnat: ok I was gonna give the coffee shop crap for not having a good shop name pun, but that makes up for it
KV1NN4: i did not like coffee at her age (which i'm guessing is 12)
PharaohBender27: Phosphorous poisoning!?:O
Manae: And bifocals seems a little early as well
JadedCynic: @gibbousm yes, FISH...wait no that's poisson...sorry, dang dyslexia again
JadedCynic: but there's no tracks, yeah
JadedCynic: proof of a second person cleaning up the scene
circusofkirkus: caffeine overdose
Alahmnat: bad job cleaning if they missed all that blood...
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: The boots did it!
Fantusta: mm I would like some coffee PrideLGBTea
beowuuf: coffee - deadly but delcious
Lokolos: Think I'm going to bow out so I can play this myself later. Bye. Have fun
Traion: This game is super cute
IbunWest: cliffSip
Fantusta: preferably coffee without phosphorous please
RandomTrivia: Take care Lokolos!
beowuuf: sergeHi bye lokolos
JadedCynic: source of the mud from the boots?
sblue333: hmm this is making me want to play this game. The eternal struggle, watch PIF or buy game?
TXC2: so long Lokolos stay safe
RandomTrivia: "What did you expect, it was ground this morning"
jkoon78076: OBJECTION
Nuurgle: straight from the civet's ass to you
DanielJGrouse: It was Greg, wasn't it?
MortifiedPenguins: @sblue333 both play along!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow the coffee must be bad if you can't tell there is fertilizer in it
Lucidmooselid: @RandomTrivia hahaha i see what you did there
beowuuf: lol
KV1NN4: uhh
CptCorallis: I'm getting Wild Velma Dinkley Vibes
sblue333: lmao
Fantusta: self inserting into fanfic, classic Jenny
JadedCynic: Kyle wants to know!!!
TXC2: so this how Greg killed his producer right? Kappa
Amentur: TIL that Phosphorous is named after the greek god and meaning 'light-bringer' coming from the morning star; Venus
gibbousm: and now for a muder spree
QuietJay: and then the murders began
RandomTrivia: How... exciting...
JadedCynic: also forensic investigation isn't just limited to murder cases
TXC2: and what is the truth lrrbot?
NightValien28: ew
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Stay focused.
beowuuf: and lol
RandomTrivia: That IS good advice
Nuurgle: eat lightbulbs for lunch, got it
MAPBoardgames: There hasn't been a murder in years. Optimist says: "We're safe forever." Pessimist says: "We're due."
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is our child not in actual school?
JadedCynic: don't eat lunch and buy a pot of vap-o-rub
2Flower: This is my jam.
sblue333: so... are they like 14 year old police in training? Or did jenny's mom take her to a graduate school class
Lucidmooselid: bt they sooo tooopid
circusofkirkus: sassy child
JadedCynic: I wanna say 16?
xerjen: We drink coffee, so hopefully not 10
Lucidmooselid: 10
JadedCynic: 15-16?
sblue333: no 16?
sblue333: I say 14
Mai_Andra: Yeah, that line doesn't work with mom.
Alahmnat: she's missing a tooth, so I wanna say, like... 8?
jkoon78076: ITS IN THE JAM
MAPBoardgames: We're 30. That's how many years the author has been writing for.
Traion: The tooth gap makes me think maybe 8-10?
JadedCynic: jam
JadedCynic: game jam?
beowuuf: jam overflowing, something in there?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This is a cute way of teaching the mechanics
RandomTrivia: J lrrHAM
circusofkirkus: ENHANCE
Invitare: this is not how magnifying glasses work
Metric_Furlong: the intense music is a nice touch
MAPBoardgames: Who would buy crime-scene jam? Fools!
TXC2: that is a odd skull
Lucidmooselid: track 3 righ ....enhance
sblue333: so dramatic
Alahmnat: lol Map
CaptainSpam: A new journal! my boots. Huh.
quietcat: mmmm new notebook smell
GhostValv: :)
BusTed: Got there.
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beowuuf: lol, called it
JadedCynic: @Invitare don't you have a moment of vertigo when you look at the enlarged image?
Fantusta: are stickers the main unlockable cosmetic
Fantusta: because if so I am in
oneiropticon: It smells like mystery, and industrial solvents!
TXC2: that's a dangerous super power
IbunWest: lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Time for my stickerts to grroOOOOOWWWW
Traion: This is the rest of the stream, and I'm here for it
TXC2: this is the rest of the stream BTW chat Kappa
Invitare: oh it's a heart
MAPBoardgames: The new book smell has nothing on the new boardgame smell.
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful people who i love more than words can express!!!
Invitare: I thought it was like a puzzle piece
beowuuf: this game must have about 90 hours of gameplay, given things like this and the desk :0
Fantusta: @PharaohBender27 are you Rita Repulsa?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Velcro stickers
Invitare: and needed to go in the corner
JadedCynic: okay, that is GOOOD UX - a very satisfying sound <3
RandomTrivia: This is already the best PiF. We have stickers.
beowuuf: lrrHEART and sergeHi hexi_lexi
JadedCynic: oooh, a glint on the glass :D
Ivalenz_: Choosiness?
MrQBear: How long until these stickers give us special powers?
TXC2: hello Hexi_Lexi welcome
Ba_Dum_Tish: The fact that it is page 1 of 4 says there will be new stickers to add
beowuuf: choosiness?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: NOOOO I'm LATE!
sblue333: Her last name is LeClue, so I'm hopeful that it keeps the AA style of prognostic last names
drshellbell: Choosiness?
JadedCynic: @MrQBear I wonder if we'll earn new stickers from solving cases and getting 'cheevos'?
JadedCynic: boys?
circusofkirkus: the birds and the bees?
Alahmnat: is this THE talk?
RandomTrivia: Oh no, is she going away on a long business trip?
Mangledpixel: taxes?
sblue333: moving is my guess
Brozard: You're not welcome back to class
Brozard: :(
CaptainSpam: "I wanted to talk about... MURDER!!!!!"
TXC2: "I think we should see other people" Kappa
randomfandomtigerdragon: Mood
CleeKru: coffee addict?
oneiropticon: The rest of the game is an awkward sex talk.
MAPBoardgames: Mom caught Jenny huffing books.
TheThirdTail: "highly caffeinated brain" is a good detail
MrQBear: @JadedCynic Don't forget finding the real special ones hidden in the world, and also maybe a gumball machine with those little plastic orbs fulla stickers!
beowuuf: lrrWOW txc2 :D
ArcOfTheConclave: that jam mess!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jam on the Jam
Bobtheninjagoldfish: that's a lot of Jam.
Traion: Mom is pregnant with our new step dad!
JadedCynic: @Alahmnat oh, no - it IS - she's going to talk to us about FINANCES....and things like INVESTMENTS...and compound interest.
thetoastmonster: a divorce?
RandomTrivia: LUL
circusofkirkus: EMOTIONAL
sblue333: hmmmm
GhostValv: :O
Metric_Furlong: eff!
Alahmnat: good subversion there
NightValien28: GASP
TheThirdTail: Emotions? In a video game?!
Invitare: Emotions DansGame
TXC2: oh no, emotions!
Hexi_Lexi: oh no! not emotions!
JadedCynic: so it IS about finances - split household complicates them.
sblue333: LOL
chaotic_good_ferret: ew human emotions
NightValien28: avoid emotions, disengage disengage
Brozard: I lost my ring! Help me find it!
wynternyghtynggale: is some in a Jam
wynternyghtynggale: someone*
RandomTrivia: Uh...
Hexi_Lexi: on WHAT NOW
Makimachine: LUL did not see that one coming.
JadedCynic: Hidden Object Collection Quest
Zaraka00: what a good class
KV1NN4: uhh
MAPBoardgames: A capital problem.
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
RandomTrivia: Jenny's sass is adorable
TheThirdTail: Essays are a weird format for the subject of decapitation...
Alahmnat: the tutorial mission!
Brozard: lrrWOW
randomfandomtigerdragon: Awwwww
RebekahWSD: Woooow
randomfandomtigerdragon: Neeeeerrrrd
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TXC2: No jenny, I'd lose my job if I did that
JadedCynic: man, this game knows us O_o
Hexi_Lexi: N E R D
rasterscan: What a monster.
Traion: I love Jenny so much already
beowuuf: press F to pay respects :p
CaptainSpam: Geez, Jenny's kinda a jerk. :p
Hexi_Lexi: god, i love Jenny so much
MAPBoardgames: I wish I could trick MY child into doing my work.
noSmokeFire: keith is not allowed butts
RunningMonkeys: Yes! we get to do mom's work for her
JadedCynic: oh, so only second base?
NightValien28: time to destroy someone's self steem
TheThirdTail: Yeah, I think I'm against Jenny
sblue333: Decapitation is a way of killing people, it is a bad way of killing people, it is an old way of killing people, my granddad is really old, one of his friends accidentally decapitated himself
Traion: That mom look!
Alahmnat: old enough
noSmokeFire: she's a very short 28
PharaohBender27: "It wasn't an offer"
Fantusta: In conclusion, decapitations are a land of contrasts
Hexi_Lexi: 100% always in trouble
Ivalenz_: 38 times at leas.
Voidhawk42: Meatloaf in the fridge? I didn't know this was a Rocky Horror game!
NightValien28: according to the data, 38 times
LavenderCreations: Not old enough to be allowed to drink the amount of coffee her mom allows, that's for sure
randomfandomtigerdragon: Jenny gives me Peridot from SU vibes
noSmokeFire: case of the misplaced sticker
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "In conclusion, the whale is a metaphor for decapitation"
thetoastmonster: a poker game.. against the tooth fairy?
Hexi_Lexi: @Voidhawk42 boo!
jkoon78076: is that missing tooth like the inverse of the anime fang?
JadedCynic: been a year...diivorce or widowing?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Omg
beowuuf: if only we'd staggered saves :p
JadedCynic: ew
Mai_Andra: Aggressive flossing created a large gap between teeth.
NightValien28: jkoon78076 its the western anime fang
Pteraspidomorphi: Seems wasteful
RandomTrivia: ew no
Alahmnat: um
sblue333: been a year.... guessing since dad died (?)
JadedCynic: yeah....okay
Rhynerd: At least 38 times, we don’t know if there’s been intermittent mysteries or a lot of trouble in her backstory
TXC2: randomfandomtigerdragon yeah I can see it
MrQBear: oh no, Mom is dating.
MAPBoardgames: Her hair was laying in a puddle of jam.
Alahmnat: why would you want to eat that anyway? and are we cleaning the used jam off the floor with our face?
frnknstn: both attract flies
sblue333: That's a student who failed
TXC2: that skull is odd right?
MAPBoardgames: Ethan would talk back, if he had the guts.
JadedCynic: there's something below the left foot of the chalkboard
TheThirdTail: I disagree with almost all of these things.
lirazel64: Why not have both? Raspberry jam and blood sausage are both part of a balanced breakfast!
Fantusta: Never Tweet
Fantusta: or Don't Forget to Tweet
TXC2: Twitter is lies
kaffeetrinken89: That animation is fire.
Mangledpixel: especially not to ask for advice about an ongoing murder investigation
noSmokeFire: oh no, sliding block puzzles
Hexi_Lexi: i like the art style of this game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Probably a multi page report
TXC2: that or the students waffle on A LOT
thetoastmonster: they just use very thick paper.
RandomTrivia: Oh we are absolutely going to touch that
sblue333: woooo gg ez game
JadedCynic: well, not 'always goes on twitter' but 'knows when to ask for help' - it's like "chat is always right. chat is never right" - the astute streamer know when each is the case
JadedCynic: were we suuposed to mark the essays?
CaptainSpam: So the entire case hinged on Jenny having a 2D perspective of the room.
JadedCynic: we got talked out of that, didn't we?
Muddy_Thunder: lol
GDwarf: I can see how those boots were 8 sizes too big
PharaohBender27: katesScared
sblue333: ugh the artstyle Kreygasm
TXC2: since 2003?
JadedCynic: jack-o-lanterns - halloween, autumn, harvest and 'homecoming'
TXC2: speeeeeeeed-LINES
Muddy_Thunder: her not look large enough to support her body... her poor ankles.
corianderd: jenny digs through garbage a lot
RandomTrivia: @corianderd She likes to get her hands dirty :D
Mai_Andra: The Case of the Hidden Collectables!
TXC2: Muddy_Thunder she has ankles? Kappa
beowuuf: fire!
JadedCynic: you were right, heather :D
Mangledpixel: "You dig through my garbage?" "Oh, don't be ridiculous. I dig through everyone's garbage."
sblue333: Ah, use a bandpass filter, I see
RandomTrivia: Hmm, Chekhov's noticeboard seems convenient
Muddy_Thunder: @TXC2 touché
Bobtheninjagoldfish: IT'S THE PURGE
CaptainSpam: I think it'd be better if she concluded the entire thing was noise, and never came back to it. :)
sblue333: but why do they have to stay indoors during an outage
TXC2: To real game
RandomTrivia: Jenny, that's a Slippery Slope argument, and it's a fallacy
NightValien28: oh no never going out what a nightmare
Orgmastron: TOO REAL
Hexi_Lexi: a shrubbery!
JadedCynic: wow, we can't even get people to wear masks, getting them to not go out after dark just for their own safety - you'd get armed mobs marching in the streets
sblue333: IT's the jilted gardener!!
Muddy_Thunder: @Hexi_Lexi Ni!
NightValien28: did he just actually
TheThirdTail: Oh nooooo... a "well, actually"
wynternyghtynggale: ah we found out botanist
JadedCynic: @sblue333 wait....oh DEAR
Mai_Andra: "pruning" xivGoob
Traion: Yes Heather this is the stealth release of Silksong
randomfandomtigerdragon: Oh boy
KV1NN4: Danny Pudi?
TXC2: this Straussberry making Illegal GMOs ?
JadedCynic: okay, the dean of the college is retiring....
2Flower: Bike is large
MAPBoardgames: This guy is so happy because once the dean retires, he gets his office.
beowuuf: so, those glowing mushrooms.... a bunch of them?
Muddy_Thunder: he murdered the dean! calling it
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Read one community board, read them all
Mai_Andra: It looks like the same notes.
Rhynerd: You can’t do crimes as a detective yet, the writer hasn’t gone hard-boiled.
JadedCynic: it's probably going to be all the same stuff on this board from the old board
sblue333: ahh college life
JadedCynic: are they gonna burn the dean in effigy?
Invitare: the word "Impending" always implies that it *should* be followed by "doom"
TXC2: !clips
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RandomTrivia: They put us in a game!
GhostValv: :(
Fantusta: You know what they say, Always Listen to Chat
sblue333: wait I'm in college why does this make me feel nostalgic
Mai_Andra: You're other left.
JohnLockeCole: yeah that's us
wynternyghtynggale: Left
JadedCynic: Nah, Chat would never wear a safety hemet
Hexi_Lexi: go left, streamer! Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Is the dean a replicate? Does 'retirement' mean something else?
Mai_Andra: "You're" ? </sigh>
Rhynerd: Isn’t that Kyle?
MAPBoardgames: !left
TXC2: Gods this is damning indictment on us
NightValien28: lego statue
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
Blade_Tiger: Why does the statue head have brains
The_Voices: they do actully
corianderd: separate head is common for statue
JadedCynic: a bust typically has more detail than the rest of the body
JohnLockeCole: they *can*
TXC2: they sure don't
noSmokeFire: maybe they're swapping out the head
Rhynerd: Some do
sblue333: It's decapitation, it's thematic
beowuuf: i'm sensing a sub-theme of decapitation in this game :p
Mai_Andra: The bottom's a little lower than the top.
JadedCynic: that's DEAN Strausberry
oneiropticon: It can be, but I don't know which way is more common.
MAPBoardgames: Kissing hands and shaking babies.
The_Voices: he is too good for this world!
HundreydAundre: Logic: vs. Statuary Assembly
Rhynerd: Oh, he dead.
Amentur: Maybe the dean got a haircut and the statue needed a new head
JadedCynic: jovial, likeable college admin
NightValien28: hello mister red flag I mean Dean
HundreydAundre: Must've been a custom job; but I don't know why....
BusTed: pennyHohoho
Bobtheninjagoldfish: check the base of the statue for bodies
JadedCynic: so who's going to take your place?
Rhynerd: Loved by everyone, figure of power, about to retire... yeah, this screams he’s going to die because of some shady stuff he’s been doing in secret.
TXC2: "I said us"
sblue333: He's dating the mom
wynternyghtynggale: is he romancing mom?
sblue333: xD
TheThirdTail: He has a spoon in his breast pocket.
JadedCynic: hmmmm
theRomanticPast: dont look at the gut
TXC2: food?
JadedCynic: crumbs on his bowtie?
PharaohBender27: Do we have a portable X-Ray on hand?
Alahmnat: "what did you have for breakfast today?"
Muddy_Thunder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:48.
Thisbymaster: up his nose?
Uzumaki15: Ask him about his empty soulless eyes
noSmokeFire: mustache dandruff
Alahmnat: you can
GDwarf: You absolutely can
Zhedor: yeah, you can
JadedCynic: I get a LOT of dandruff from my beard
oneiropticon: Can confirm.
Thisbymaster: donuts
Muddy_Thunder: is this still early in the game? like is this theoretically a well hidden tutorial?
RandomTrivia: You can also get dandruff when bald
Voidhawk42: As a mustache owner, you can
NightValien28: you absolutely can
magnus94_: Jupp
oneiropticon: I get beard dandruff.
Thisbymaster: cocaine
NightValien28: gotta oil it up to keep the dandruff away
corianderd: lick bowtie
wynternyghtynggale: grapefruit
TXC2: dandruff is skin not hair
corwyn256: I don’t think you even need hair to have dandruff
JadedCynic: 100 years is old *laughs in European*
sblue333: woah
JadedCynic: ahhhh, that meant he was running late so he rushed breakfast
Thisbymaster: oh yeah....
RandomTrivia: And there it is!
MAPBoardgames: "Meeting"
sblue333: the *themes*
noSmokeFire: he's totally getting decapitated
beowuuf: mother -> dean?
JadedCynic: she's becoming the new dean
TXC2: yes...."meeting"
Hexi_Lexi: oh, they dating
ArcOfTheConclave: it's your birthday
GDwarf: World domination!
Rhynerd: It’s a date, isn’t it?
blamemyphone: DATE!!
RandomTrivia: Aww, sweet innocent Jenny
magnus94_: I'm sure it's only for work
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
Lucidmooselid: they are a murder team
blamemyphone: she wasnt wearing her ring, moms back in the dating game
TheThirdTail: I'm impressed at how effectively he fixed that watch with only one hand.
RandomTrivia: A hairloom? LUL
Muddy_Thunder: in science, the potential for all?
JadedCynic: WOW, I LOVE that wathc where he's can just hold it and it just adjusts!
beowuuf: #notACult
JadedCynic: cool
corianderd: hair loom
rasterscan: Son... or daughter?
JadedCynic: not wrong
Muddy_Thunder: way off lol
HundreydAundre: I'm starting to gradually belief his head isn't exactly attached.
wynternyghtynggale: decoder ring
Mangledpixel: and knowing is half the battle!
drshellbell: This is really cool already
TXC2: Muddy_Thunder potato, pahtahto
Thisbymaster: Dun dun dunnnn
magnus94_: Truth important huh?
Mangledpixel: the other half is killing people
JadedCynic: background
Muddy_Thunder: lol
Voidhawk42: "Nothing is as important as the truth" "Why are you meeting my mother again?" " reason"
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: wait, is HE the jilted gardner?
GhostValv: D:
VrolikSyndrome: bruh
BrindleBoar: this is going well
sblue333: LUL
Muddy_Thunder: oh dang
magnus94_: xD
JadedCynic: grass clippings?
Thisbymaster: he can't see his pants
TheThirdTail: This has gone a bit weird.
beowuuf: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
TheMerricat: lrrWOW
Fantusta: I have a concern
InkyGhoast: sir
JadedCynic: man, that's a bit of a LONG pause there
GhostValv: BOP
wynternyghtynggale: so mom jilted the gardener for the dean in the green house
Lucidmooselid: i need an adult
Hexi_Lexi: sir? are you stomping on hitch hikers?
RandomTrivia: I mean, we all do eventually Mr Dean
The_Voices: phrasing!
JadedCynic: oh yeah, retire and breed new varieties of flowers
GDwarf: He was stabbed through the lung, apparently. :P
beowuuf: can we magnify it?
JadedCynic: weird
magnus94_: I missed the start, so how dark is this game? Do people actually die?
Rhynerd: Question is, will he die by decapitation or some other method?
GDwarf: No one has yet, magnus94_
TXC2: magnus94_ not that we've seen yet
Zalthia: People die when they are killed
Muddy_Thunder: the jam from the room!
wynternyghtynggale: jam.....
magnus94_: Ok, so lets assume they can :P
TXC2: Jam on the Jam
RandomTrivia: What? Did we just manifest the missing button?
JadedCynic: geee, strawberry mom makes
InkyGhoast: maybe you have to zoom in first? there was another area that also had the magnifying glass
BrindleBoar: the blood of fruit people
beowuuf: it's the jam from the mother's class!
Amentur: Mom had jam seecatThink
Thisbymaster: he murdered a donut
Mai_Andra: Did... she just taste his button? =o
JadedCynic: that slip of paper....
Zalthia: i want jam
MAPBoardgames: Use magnifying lens on pocket?
JadedCynic: retirement speech
Thisbymaster: pickup lines for her mother
corianderd: yeah just pull that right out of his pocket
JadedCynic: yeah, sounds right
Voidhawk42: Jam Doughnut
wynternyghtynggale: wedding vows to our mom
Zalthia: Someone get me a jam doughnut
Mai_Andra: She said she wanted to ask him questions, but then went digging around in his pockets instead...
TXC2: jam on toast is my bet
Zalthia: He keeps saying Your Mother
corianderd: only 2 donuts
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 But the powdered sugar makes me think jelly doughnut
corianderd: sure
Muddy_Thunder: wow, this is beautiful. i love this
Ham_Hamilton: mystery solved!
Zalthia: i want doughnuts :(
odocoelus: So far I like this game more than Danganronpa.
JadedCynic: the watch....and the button - it wasn't done properly
TXC2: PharaohBender27 ah I missed that bit
Montesque64: This game seems awesome so far.
JadedCynic: yes
jessieimproved: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:11.
JadedCynic: okay, I'm lliking it
magnus94_: Doughnuts for breakfast?
RandomTrivia: Pffft
JadedCynic: rasperry donut with powdered sugar
PendelSteven: 'Ello
PharaohBender27: @magnus94_ What, as opposed to doughnuts for lunch? :p
PendelSteven: Okay, the day came again when I had #3000 errors, but... I cleared my cache now
JadedCynic: mom DID kill dad?
Inept_Hope: He's having an affair with Mom?
PendelSteven: That should fix it
HundreydAundre: o.O?
sblue333: lmao
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: okay, this is getting to be a weird family tree
Thisbymaster: in the restricted section....
PendelSteven: Those HTML5 errors
magnus94_: @PharaohBender27 Well, maybe a snack... ^^´´
GhostValv: he ded
PendelSteven: But hey, who is JadeCynic on this channel now?
Traion: Oh no Keith will be our stepbrother and we don't know! Don't date Keith!
TheMerricat: so if you are just joining, this game is a story in a story. the top level story is about a detective fiction writer whose popular series is starting to fade. this is the inner story that he's writing...
Rhynerd: To the lieberry!
JadedCynic: don't mind me - just leaning on the 4th wall
PendelSteven: That is you then?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait.. why does he keep using her full name?
Metric_Furlong: 'starting' to fade :p
JadedCynic: example: see, Alan Wake before the start of the eponymous game; 2 years writer's block
Metric_Furlong: Bobtheninjagoldfish her mother does as well a bit, probably due to being the title character
Inept_Hope: definitely an affair, waits for retirement to circumvent the workplace relationship taboo. Raspberry jam in mom's office, mom finally removing her old wedding ring. It's the only conclusion.
TheMerricat: see encyclopedia Brown
sblue333: lrrHEATHER_TK lrrHEATHER_TK
JadedCynic: @Inept_Hope and both their awkward pauses...
DeM0nFiRe: Ah, the relaxing sounds of some dude faling to put a head on a statue
TheMerricat: or does Encyclopedia Brown still have readers these days?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat A few years ago it hit me how some of those Encyclopedia Brown stories were *really* dependent on certain social mores of the time for their solutions
PendelSteven: Anyhow, nice to see you all
Sarah_Serinde: Did they say anything about the dean currently being married? Why does it have to be an affair?
PendelSteven: But it's 10 pm and I'm yawning
Metric_Furlong: Sarah_Serinde chat likes jumping to conclusions
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe they just feel awkward about talking to Jenny about it or assume she wouldn't be happy about it or something
Sarah_Serinde: Metric_Furlong See I was trying not to jump to a conclusion about chat :P
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The Dean's only ring was the family heirloom, right?
Sarah_Serinde: Especially since I've been working and only half paying attention
TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 as a know-it-all kid when I read them I was always really pissed at how many of EB's cases were solved on pure speculation
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I mean as someone whose mother remarried after my father passed.. it can be super fuckin' awkward.
beowuuf: is it possible the figure at the start if jenny's father in the past?
doubleayrun: @TheMerricat same. I sure remember some absolute nonsense ones
JadedCynic: wow, such nostalgia....phonebooths
Mai_Andra: "New banana. Who dis?"
HundreydAundre: I love those thirty seconds...(plus 3...)
TXC2: " a ringing phone must be answered"
corianderd: lol
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Like, one story's solution was that this couple had (for reasons I forget) disguised as each other, and the tell was that the wife, dressed as the husband, was sitting in a restaurant with her back to the wall, and apparently a woman is supposed to sit in such a position while a man sits with his back to the crowd. It . . . it's very weird
ArcOfTheConclave: who would call a phone booth?
corianderd: o get that call once a week
Mangledpixel: Doc Brown?
HundreydAundre: That translated well...
racoonius: hello Heather and hello chat. How is everybody doing today. Has someone had something amazing happen??
oneiropticon: BRINY....DEPTHSSSS.....
TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 exactly
wynternyghtynggale: we are contacting you about your vehicles extended warranty
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well if all the mysteries were like the breakfast one I can see how he wrote 30 books
TXC2: "john has long moustache"
Alahmnat: this guy sounds kinda like Christopher Lloyd
JadedCynic: someone trying to do Christopher Lloyd
Hexi_Lexi: sir this is a wendys
Mai_Andra: The eagle flies at midnight.
neoshingundam: the real murder was the friends we made along the way! doogTrash
LathosTiran: havent seen copy protection in game in awhile Kappa :P
JadedCynic: sigh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: missed goldfish opportunity
wynternyghtynggale: sounds like doc brown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Alahmnat: um
GDwarf: Alright, I love him
TXC2: Rick?
Thisbymaster: Doc, your back from the Future
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Sam Neill?
The_Voices: why does he sound like doc from bttf?
JadedCynic: @Thisbymaster and his front, too!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this Mulder?
InkyGhoast: sir...
Zalthia: Doc Brown?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat The other example I remember is that he figured out someone was lying because he couldn't have seen someone dismount from a horse because you mount and dismount on the left-hand side . Because of that I thought for *years* that there was a physiological reason why one had to mount/dismount on the horse's left side, and not that it's an old cultural habit.
InkyGhoast: need....a better adult
JadedCynic: sounds like Chris Lloyd, looks like Sam Neill
TXC2: you watched me come here
IbunWest: feenShh
Trombone_Hero: Woah, just got on. This game looks beautiful
ImmortalLen: Ah yes, Doc Brown's less successful brother.
Alahmnat: lol
JadedCynic: CJ Brown
beowuuf: great scott!
The_Voices: he looks like doc brown
PharaohBender27: CJ plz
wynternyghtynggale: avocado hall....
JadedCynic: maybe a younger brown brother
TotallyNotaBeholder: Internet College Doc Brown
TXC2: Doc browns lesser bother Masters degree Brown Kappa
magnus94_: I have a feeling he is someone who would refuse to wear a mask in public
Mister_BlueSky: TheIlluminati
Muddy_Thunder: the dark lord!
Trombone_Hero: All seeing eye?
ArcOfTheConclave: the deathly hollows?
JadedCynic: yeah, that compass needle is a little weak
TotallyNotaBeholder: @magnus94_ or someone who makes their own mask well before anyone else started wearing one
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Trombone_Hero: Gravity Falls
JadedCynic: triangle land?
wynternyghtynggale: gravity falls
Voidhawk42: It's the same shape as the Dean's ring
Songar87: *PIF
HundreydAundre: Uh oh. Bill-wut?
beowuuf: it points to the #notACult, clearly
Voidhawk42: Gravity Falls! Yes, love that show!
snowmonkey99: How long ago was xfiles? is this dude old enough to be Mulder's kid?
TXC2: them! the CHUDs Kappa
InkyGhoast: He got it an Uncle Stan's Gift Shop
wynternyghtynggale: very sus
Songar87: lrrFINE
InkyGhoast: CJ is Sus
HundreydAundre: HA! He said it! He said that ONE game's name!
sblue333: Among Us???? lrrHEATHER_TK
TXC2: snowmonkey99 over 25 years now
JadedCynic: any other clues? okay 3
Trombone_Hero: Patch was exactly what I was thinking next
Trombone_Hero: oh or that
Alahmnat: Cemmit Jbrown
JadedCynic: O_o
Songar87: uhhhhhh
GhostValv: D:
Alahmnat: UM
PharaohBender27: WHAT
GDwarf: Tact!
beowuuf: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Espex01: lol
Trombone_Hero: Man, imagine asking if it's someone's birthday, and getting the response back "Assassination Maybe"
Muddy_Thunder: hahahahaha
InkyGhoast: UM
MAPBoardgames: In comic sans.
CaptainSpam: That is one damned specific card. Impressed he found it.
JadedCynic: dammit, CJ, that's not how you choose a card...
sblue333: LUL
GhostValv: happy deathday?
Trombone_Hero: Happy Birthday on one side, Saddy Birthday on the other
JadedCynic: so our dad's name is Clemson Leclue?
HundreydAundre: We should lead him on to confessing his...sheer, yet blunt madness.
Metric_Furlong: I love these new multi-purpose cards
Trombone_Hero: Saddy deathday*
oneiropticon: Like your MIND!
Alahmnat: CJ is... a LOT.
Songar87: Something important.... like your mind?
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JadedCynic: how about we just soak the card and remove the oils from your fingers?
wynternyghtynggale: sus
Traion: CJ my friend you need help
sblue333: even more sus!
wench_tacular: well of course they are
InkyGhoast: sus
InkyGhoast: judeSus
Trombone_Hero: "It's time for us to join the fight!" *nice happy smile*
JadedCynic: so CJ thinks her dad was abducted and covered up by a 'death'
Muddy_Thunder: I'm doing my part!
JadedCynic: remember collecting box tops?
TXC2: ah the 50's
JadedCynic: wowo 20c shipping? even in the 80's that would be cheap
TheMerricat: Kool-Aid points... so many Kool-Aid points
Chipton: Is CJ's VA doing a weird Peter Capaldi meets Christopher Loyd thing?
JadedCynic: magnifiying glass on the fine print on the left side?
PendelSteven: Stuart Krug is the voice
Trombone_Hero: Well yea it's hush hush, it's a library
JadedCynic: @Chipton
JadedCynic: that's SO MUCH better
GDwarf: Um
beowuuf: uuuum
Alahmnat: it worked in Captain America
GDwarf: Library nudity, was it?
corianderd: i haven't thought about kool-aid points in forever
xerjen: But the hat isn't made of aluminum foil...
Mai_Andra: tin foil lining
wench_tacular: incognito!
JadedCynic: Heather is NOT WRONG
Traion: I'm laughing so hard
CaptainSpam: We've never known the TRUE Heather! Of COURSE!
Seagulyus: its like superman
PendelSteven: Well, he could do the voice of ... Of...
MAPBoardgames: Truth.
TXC2: "it's the same CJ as before, just with a cheep hat!" "but he's got a new hat!"
PendelSteven: I'm so tired
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Called out
TheMerricat: this game has a lot of hidden jokes for adults.....
beowuuf: lol
PendelSteven: I'm thinking Christopher Lee, but no
wench_tacular: ewww
DeM0nFiRe: WutFace
GhostValv: not again
RandomTrivia: EW
ArcOfTheConclave: ewww
Ba_Dum_Tish: Noooo
Trombone_Hero: That's very bad. Like, actually for real
Rhynerd: WHY?
PendelSteven: Christopher Lloyd
RandomTrivia: LUL
CaptainSpam: Nice guy.
PendelSteven: Stuart Krug could replace Christopher Lloyd
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Okay CJ is amazing
Creideiki_SE: If the water tower is open for people to pee in it, it's probably also got bird poop and dead rats already.
RandomTrivia: Her mouth is DEEPLY unsettling
wynternyghtynggale: her mouth Is way to big
JadedCynic: of.....
DanielJGrouse: geogashers?
GhostValv: :O
JadedCynic: okay
JadedCynic: I'm down for this.
wench_tacular: ljgami1Adequate
beowuuf: first rule!
wynternyghtynggale: I need this
Alahmnat: generations, you say
GDwarf: Too young for *stickers*?
ArcOfTheConclave: Is Jenny the mascot?
Metric_Furlong: look, it's a very demanding application process
xerjen: There is a minimal age for sticker club? I did that wrong, when I was young
TXC2: how old is Jenny?
Rhynerd: How old do you need to be to join the Sticker Club?
Gaytanic_Panic: WOW
GhostValv: D:
CleeKru: !!!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW WOAH
IbunWest: Yikes.
Amentur: lrrWOW
sblue333: WOAH
Trombone_Hero: -wow-
RunningMonkeys: Rude!
wench_tacular: yikes
oneiropticon: OK, harsh.
Mister_BlueSky: lrrWOW
Uzumaki15: Savage!
Alahmnat: Jenny, there's this thing called a "filter"
TheMerricat: Jenny....
TXC2: Jenny is SAVAGE
beowuuf: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: Jenny, come on.
wynternyghtynggale: F for Aida
CleeKru: lrrWOW
InkyGhoast: ooof
KV1NN4: lol
Metric_Furlong: okay, this game is great
Invitare: got no chill
beowuuf: lol
DeM0nFiRe: "Thanks for the stickers. I hate you" -- Jenny, probably
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow Jenny just committed murder
Traion: How jealous are you that there isn't a detective sticker club in real life you can join Heather?
Gaytanic_Panic: I walk in and someone just gets obliterated instantly
beowuuf: nice swerve
JadedCynic: yeah.....this game has some very uncomfortable inconsistencies , but above them it's very awesome
Seagulyus: damn jenny is secretly yugi because she just Exodia'd her
wynternyghtynggale: dean killed her father and is marrying her mother
Makimachine: So she's Batman?
Alahmnat: can we scare her into losing more balloons?
PendelSteven: Curfew at 9 pm
Rhynerd: @ba_dum_tish the producers did want some characters killed off.
corianderd: k gotta grab my laundry brb again
PendelSteven: Apt
JadedCynic: if she's tween, Jenny might be lacking in tact one typically learns a little later on...and say something so blunt
PendelSteven: In my country the curfew is from 9 pm until erm... well after I wake up
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: then gt a sticker of Mom and have thim lookig at each other with hearts.
CleeKru: curfew at 9??? what a luxury we got 8 pm curfew....
RandomTrivia: Can we have any number of the same sticker?
PendelSteven: Our prime minister did say that the curfew is on the toppile to go, but we will see if that happen in two weeks
Ba_Dum_Tish: I keep expecting these notice boards to be like the ones from Kathleens dice friends campaign
TXC2: "in the name of love!"
MAPBoardgames: Go left!
PharaohBender27: Uh-oh
rasterscan: Nope nope nope
CleeKru: hes dead
Ivalenz_: Oh no, bad omen.
DeM0nFiRe: Definitely not ominous
RandomTrivia: It's translucent...
JadedCynic: don't just DROP it onto the statue....
wynternyghtynggale: decapitated
Nigouki: hmmmmmm remember those decapitation essays?
CaptainSpam: Dun dun DUNNNNNN!
Metric_Furlong: heather...
PharaohBender27: This . . . this isn't foreshadowing, is it?
HundreydAundre: 10/-10 Depth Perception
JadedCynic: that was more incompetent
CleeKru: no that was foreshadowing (probably)
PendelSteven: In other news locally
wynternyghtynggale: mom's a black widow and the dean is next
RandomTrivia: Every rule of storytelling tells us that THAT was foreshadowing
MAPBoardgames: If you don't get this statue right, heads will roll!
Mai_Andra: The class did just turn in a stack of essays on decapitation...
PendelSteven: A tree was ... raised
Seagulyus: also how was the head going to be attached?
JadedCynic: yeah, what was the criminology essay about again?
PendelSteven: Since it was fallen in a pond
JadedCynic: client?
PendelSteven: Oh, the problems we have around here
PendelSteven: :D
Seagulyus: there was no rod or anything attaching the two
JadedCynic: ooo, dusky already?
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic OH NO
Mai_Andra: Ah, the jam-fields.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I'm not sure I would want my kids to have Jenny as a role model
HundreydAundre: Whoa. Intense magnifying.
RandomTrivia: (I forgot about the essays...)
PendelSteven: thud
Trombone_Hero: looool
JadedCynic: this very much looks like the art of a picture book
Metric_Furlong: heather!
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Oh dear, so had I!
rasterscan: Rude.
RandomTrivia: Jenny is a gamer, she doesn't look up
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gamers don't look up
Trombone_Hero: Priorities
beowuuf: it's the wrench for use in the library
sblue333: Ah Jenny grew up in Boston
Seagulyus: he also isn't wearing the correct safety equipment
rasterscan: This is why you have your tools on a tie or a chain when you're working in the air.
InkyGhoast: SIR
PendelSteven: I like the accents
Alahmnat: I blame CJ
Rhynerd: @jadedcynic it’s lucky.
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Congratulate the teeth.
PendelSteven: The man is clearly from well, the east
Ba_Dum_Tish: When did this become Boston?
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
beowuuf: #team powersurge
RandomTrivia: LUL lrrWOW
Alahmnat: just.... yeet it back
PendelSteven: Somewhere around there
Trombone_Hero: @JadedCynic Wires are basically just really thin pipes
JadedCynic: nah, it's rampant utility deregulation - they aren't maintaining their grid
Uzumaki15: Why are you using a pipe wrench to repair a power line?
TheThirdTail: That's because you're not following any reasonable safety procedures. Frankly, I'm not sure why you're even still working this job.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Jenny's mom is trying to bring her dad back Frankenstien style
InkyGhoast: sir
Mai_Andra: Well, OK, but...
Trombone_Hero: oh lol
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
Trombone_Hero: Wrench, leverage, good pun
Gaytanic_Panic: Nice pun
RandomTrivia: You want a ten year old girl to just YEET a large heavy wrench up a telegraph pole?!
Ivalenz_: Calling OSHA now...
PendelSteven: Look, my list of American accents isn't hat good
JadedCynic: DIG! :D
RandomTrivia: Also, loved the leverage joke
beowuuf: muhahaaha
InkyGhoast: Chapter Two: Jenny does a Murder
PendelSteven: But it sounds between Chicago and New York to me
CoyoteSans: What's with this town? Well, for one, a dude's pee is literally in the water supply...
TXC2: Texas intensifies
JadedCynic: sounds like corrupt procurement - shoddy materials
corianderd: and back
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this book just Jenny murders the people she meets in town?
Rhynerd: If you can pull the wrench from the stone, you become monarch of the town.
InkyGhoast: welp time to do an audit
PendelSteven: how he pronounces careful
JadedCynic: @TXC2 IKR?
ArcOfTheConclave: is the supplier cutting corners?
Alahmnat: lol
PendelSteven: oh, and heirloom
HundreydAundre: Sir? Sir! This is a KID.
Muddy_Thunder: who he has a weird tatoo
beowuuf: find a ladder!
TXC2: exsitance is suffering
RandomTrivia: "If it's that important to you, come down and get it yourself!"
Alahmnat: when do we get to name this heirloom, like The Wrench Of Mourning?
JadedCynic: it's a PIPE WRENCH - what on EARTH would you use it for UP ON A POWERLINE????
Traion: Sir what do you need a pipe wrench on a power line for?
Metric_Furlong: in his defence, he's bad at his job
blip2004: wrench that wooden pole
PendelSteven: It's not Canada, Heather
Traion: JadedCynic beat me to it LUL
GDwarf: Jenny LeUpperArmStrength
ArcOfTheConclave: not safe for work?
Seagulyus: yeah what Traion said ?!
CaptainSpam: You say this as if Jenny LeClue is here for *safety*.
PendelSteven: But the accent of Jenny
NightValien28: JadedCynic electricity run in pipes
Metric_Furlong: a collectable!
JadedCynic: wouldn't - that's not....that's NOT HOW THOSE WORK
PendelSteven: It sounds so familiar to me, but I can't place it
JadedCynic: you don't, they're not BOLTS
RandomTrivia: This town has a Dark Forest? That's definitely not ominous or anything
HundreydAundre: @Traion Most likely formerly part-timed as a plumber and just stuck with it in between jobs.
Seagulyus: oh my god the sign
KV1NN4: pfft
Seagulyus: "The Ends justify the BEANS"
JadedCynic: uuugh weak puns, too watered down
sblue333: uwu
Trombone_Hero: His beautiful eyes?
PharaohBender27: ". . . His googly eyes . . ."
PendelSteven: The nattator has an English accent
Traion: Oh no we have a crush on our future step brother
LurkerSpine: yeah that's criminal
KV1NN4: a dollar an hour?!
HundreydAundre: What timeline is this?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Fight for 15!
Metric_Furlong: pre-internet times
TXC2: $15 minium wage NOW!
beowuuf: wait, is keith our friend or crush?
InkyGhoast: that's super illegal
GDwarf: 1980s dollars would make it...$2.50 USD, or so.
xerjen: What kind of dollars are we talking about?
Rhynerd: That is not enough money.
Ba_Dum_Tish: That might just still be america now
HundreydAundre: awww....???
Inept_Hope: forgotten CJ already=
beowuuf: ah, whew
Bobtheninjagoldfish: none of these people have the same accent... it's a FAKE TOWN
RandomTrivia: Awwwww, she's got a crush on Keith and he will NEVER KNOW
JadedCynic: Heather? This is last week, Keith is under 16 and being paid under the table
Seagulyus: ouch the narrator hurts almost as much as Jenny
Uzumaki15: I mean that cereal box said 20 cent shipping so...
TXC2: Dignity is a lie
Alahmnat: did they get that mascot costume from Strong Badia?
InkyGhoast: he has dignity?
TheThirdTail: I wonder if she just likes Keith because of her caffeine addiction.
BogglesUrMind: Just got here: this game reminds me of that ghost one with radios and teen drama.
TotallyNotaBeholder: We don't like Susan
Invitare: Susan DansGame
Uzumaki15: Freakin Susan
PendelSteven: Well, Jenny's just might be more Standard American
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow I wish I had the power to restore dignity
corianderd: teeny tiny hands
wynternyghtynggale: Suzie Q
RandomTrivia: Rekt
CleeKru: lrrWOW
IbunWest: Jenny is a stone cold killer.
wynternyghtynggale: that neck
JadedCynic: wow, that seems unwarrantedly mean of Jenny
HundreydAundre: Stone Cold Jenns
beowuuf: lrrWW
KV1NN4: um... Susan seems like a nice enough person so far?
PendelSteven: oh
JadedCynic: ooooo, not bad
sblue333: Also he's a college student and Jenny is not
Alahmnat: is he a moff?
PendelSteven: heard how he pronounced 'name'?
TheMerricat: Jenny is... abrasive
Mangledpixel: oof, don't use the wrong name for someone like that, even if they are a jerk
TheThirdTail: Yo, Tarquin is a way better name than "Cool".
MolaMolaphant: What are you tarquin about!?!
PendelSteven: That's fairly typical in that English accent
blip2004: cool as lrrGOAT_SG
PendelSteven: But I have problems placing things today
RandomTrivia: Jenny is going to murder all of those girls if we get our way
CaptainSpam: Suzie seems the nicest of the bunch, really.
TheThirdTail: Also, yeah, using the wrong name like that is super not cool. But then again, Jenny seems to generally be an awful person.
RandomTrivia: Do you want any coffee in that?
Seagulyus: poor Suzie seems like she was legitimately hurt by what you said
SnowBuddy18: that's a LOT of sweet tooth
TXC2: complaining about the size of a person's head around is some real pot kettle black stuff :p
JadedCynic: hmmm, they have a very 50's look, and yeah Suzie seems decent
Traion: Wait how is Keith making coffee in that suit?
Gaytanic_Panic: my T E E T H
Alahmnat: the Gretzky
GDwarf: I wouldn't quite call Jenny an awful person, but she's clearly pretty mean
Trombone_Hero: Oooh, metal near a power line, very good
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Do we need to introduce Jenny to the Wayne Gretzkey?
RandomTrivia: Go left!
MAPBoardgames: Go left!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I wonder what's draingin the power
wynternyghtynggale: I think we found the power issue
The_Voices: Left!
Rhynerd: Whose left?
RandomTrivia: Yeah, this is definitely how college radio works
PendelSteven: London
JadedCynic: that's a bit of an anachronism - 50's antenna with 80's era speaker stacks
corianderd: everything in a box to the left
Alahmnat: who DJs with a radio antenna?
RandomTrivia: I think we found the power drain
JadedCynic: you're rebroadcasting
PendelSteven: Yeah, narrator sports a standard London accent
MAPBoardgames: A numbers station?
Trombone_Hero: The thing this radio station needs is a pipe wrench
The_Voices: NOT JAZZ
ImmortalLen: A number station?
TXC2: the horror
wynternyghtynggale: not jazz!
neoshingundam: rplAyaya doogKermit rplAyaya
JadedCynic high-fives most of the chat
beowuuf: let's nope outta nowhere
xerjen: Maybe free jazz?
PendelSteven: And that's the good London, not the one in Ontario
Traion: We have stumbled onto a Soviet plot!
CaptainSpam: If we hear the Lincolnshire Poacher...
MolaMolaphant: wait, is that Einstein on the Beach???
Inept_Hope: That's how the streamed music before the internet.
Alahmnat: Arthurton has exactly one radio station
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wynternyghtynggale: Russians.....
GDwarf: I'm curious why you need a DJ for radio
JadedCynic: Heather this is a local set up from a Radio station - they're relaying the music from the studio and playing it here for the event
PendelSteven: Personally I speak with more standard English accent
GDwarf: Ah, that makes sense, jadedCynic
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Then why is there a DJ here?
CrazyZonie: Heather gets a turn? Also, how do we get a part of a YouTube video added to the clip show, and how much do you charge?
PendelSteven: But you can hear the London accent in the narrator
JadedCynic: @GDwarf less a 'dj' and more a 'audio engineer' - wait, did the game SAY he's a "DJ"???
Alahmnat: go get that guy's wrench
x0den: booo
JadedCynic: percussive matenance
Invitare: Kick it is how you do it in Dark Souls
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are setting up a lot of mysteries here
Kuolar: Bop it!
Mai_Andra: Bop it!
Alahmnat: eat it!
PendelSteven: It's no wonder really
PharaohBender27: Twist it! Pull it!
Trombone_Hero: Oh hello background, you're looking mighty feature-y today
PendelSteven: Jenny is played by an English actor
Invitare: why isn't it already down in case someone falls in?
PendelSteven: Actually I think all the actors are English
JqlGirl: How does she walk? her feet are sharp spikes
JadedCynic: Taunt It! Wait - no, we don't taunt Happy Fun Ladder
RandomTrivia: Well don't throw it back!
x0den: next catch: the same boot
Ba_Dum_Tish: Don't put it back
PendelSteven: So I think Jenny's accent is based on kind of standard American
Ba_Dum_Tish: That's why you keep catching boots
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The more I se the more I'm convined this like a Truman show thing
TXC2: "whatever i've got it's 20 times heavier then a boot"
RandomTrivia: Warming but usually unnecessary?
Voidhawk42: Restrictive
snowmonkey99: A good thing to pack for trips?
beowuuf: happy fun ladder is made from a mysterious subnstance that fell to earth#
Trombone_Hero: Very warming when you're feeling cold?
InkyGhoast: sweaty?
JadedCynic: man, mom's nosy :D
rasterscan: Okay, I've never played this game before, so this is a joke/guess and not a spoiler. But I bet this guy is evil.
electric_claire: Very useful for drag?
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish this is literally a story
Mai_Andra: Talk about boots.
rasterscan: He seems to nice to be actually be a good guy.
Alahmnat: um
CleeKru: chemicals
Invitare: radiation
CleeKru: definitly
Styxseus: THAT sounds bad....
NightValien28: maybe some radiation
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Glowing lake sounds like a problem
TXC2: maybe we should FIND OUT!
Trombone_Hero: Murky+Glow doesn't seem like a good combo
JqlGirl: undersea boot factory
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @TXC2 right, but it can be that within the story, right?
JadedCynic: and industrial dumping
HundreydAundre: Ha. It's as if all boots inhabit fictional lakes and rivers.
wynternyghtynggale: how aboot it
Traion: This seems like the local university should have like 5 departments researching this
Uzumaki15: Radioactive Waste? I'm going with Radioactive waste
PharaohBender27: Does this town have a nearby nuclear plant or something?
TheThirdTail: Wait, everyone knows the lake glows at night, and no one has taken the time to investigate?
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish fair point
Trombone_Hero: Ok NOW. Giant Red Herring huh?
beowuuf: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
PendelSteven: voice of the cop for example? from Chessington, Surrey, England, UK
RandomTrivia: Straight to business
PendelSteven: That's basicly South-London
buemmschaf: if that lake glows at light, i wouldn't eat any fish caught there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We've got bioluminescent plant life, maybe there's some bioluminescent algae in the lake?
InkyGhoast: the FDA has guidelines about how much fish you should eat from that lake and im pretty sure it's 0
sblue333: gdi
Brozard: BOP IT
CrazyZonie: I cod think of a reason why he'll never catch a red herring.
Invitare: Bop it
CoyoteSans: couldn't someone just oil the thing
RandomTrivia: Sir pls. TOS
SnowBuddy18: and then you twist it
ZethRuss: bop it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: SIR!
PendelSteven: That's Stephen the Cop to be precise
beowuuf: uuuuuh
KV1NN4: tos tos tos
JadedCynic: @TheThirdTail I mean, we have a whole college in town - surely someone would want to do a thesis on it?
CrazyZonie: It's a TROUT!
Trombone_Hero: Fishing? Tackle? uh huh I see your pun there
TLBlitz: Do not, under any circumstances, twist it or pull it
Izandai: The first thing I experienced upon opening the stream is our character's voice and I'm already in.
TXC2: need some WD40 on that ladder
NightValien28: how was pushing different from kicking?
JadedCynic: does it get 'contracted'?
RandomTrivia: What sort of adventurous child doesn't just climb down over the rocks?
Alahmnat: why is she from Fargo?
electric_claire: Jenni talks *so fast*
JadedCynic: and for that matter WHY do we raise it?
buemmschaf: "and i solved the riddle of the ladder all on my own" - Jenny, probably
Metric_Furlong: NightValien28 Reasons™
NightValien28: no
JadedCynic: why not just keep a one-piece ladder ?
CrazyZonie: @NightValien28 How is a right flam different than a left flam on a snare drum?
RandomTrivia: Was he behind us the whole time?!
The_Voices: or hearing....
Trombone_Hero: Do you also not hear well without her glasses
PendelSteven: A Katie Weiss, but there are many of them
Izandai: PrideLaugh
HundreydAundre: riiiiii g h t.
frnknstn: !game good
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia nah, he said he'd catch up with us
KV1NN4: they've hired her to keep her distracted for her Mom
NightValien28: heather is the true detective
SnowBuddy18: my second monitor just decided it doesn't want to be on, uh oh
Trombone_Hero: Nice called shot there Heather
CrazyZonie: Being assailed in a game of puns?
Brozard: dun dun duuuuuun
CrazyZonie: You can CALL the newspaper to place an advert.
Uzumaki15: Shhhhhh... don't ask questions
Invitare: er hold on. Reading Glasses are for seeing things close up, not far away
PendelSteven: Shuwre
TezzeretTinkerer: recommendation
RandomTrivia: Jenny's enthusiasm is precious and watching her disappointed every time is both entertaining and heartbreaking
Alahmnat: I think the author may not be on the same wavelength as the character he's writing
Traion: I know glasses are expensive but it wouldn't occur to me to hire a PI to find lost ones
wynternyghtynggale: what is she painting if she can't see
PendelSteven: Yeah, it's funny trying to do an American accent if you were raised learning a British accent, llike me +-
PharaohBender27: @wynternyghtynggale Maybe she's going for an impressionist piece?
CrazyZonie: @wynternyghtynggale Abstract painting
TXC2: Dan gives zero fucks
PendelSteven: 'cause erm in my 'native' accent sure sounds like shore
PendelSteven: +-
JadedCynic: but yeah, this town is endemic of poor infrastructure - ladder isn't just oiled regularly, power grid is being socked with shoddy undercut wiring that wears out
JadedCynic: did she leave the glasses at the beauty shop?
Izandai: I both love and am deeply unsettled by the animation.
PendelSteven: And if we ever play Magic IRL again and play against me on a Magic Fest you'll hear me say 'shore'
RandomTrivia: OMG they're going to be inside her hair, aren't they?
PendelSteven: as in 'ok'
Alahmnat: WOW
TheMerricat: ^__^
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Izandai: PrideLaugh
rasterscan: Um.
InkyGhoast: OOF THA
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
Traion: WOW
JadedCynic: of COURSE you are
OlePalnatoke: ouch
Styxseus: AH, ofcourse
TheThirdTail: Oh nooooo...
PendelSteven: actually? I'll say "shoa"
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KV1NN4: oh my GAWD
Izandai: When did this game come out?
TezzeretTinkerer: SmOoTh
Trombone_Hero: Lotsa bones in that book huh
Ba_Dum_Tish: I'm sure of it
Metric_Furlong: Izandai 2019
Rhynerd: @izandai I think late 2019?
Izandai: Huh
LurkerSpine: how is she painting without her glasses?
Ritaspirithntr: So original
JadedCynic: wooo!
Traion: I like the music getting quieter when we go into magnifying glass mode
Bobtheninjagoldfish: these two are just horndogs...
electric_claire: @LurkerSpine badly
Izandai: @LurkerSpine If I had to guess? Poorly.
PendelSteven: shoa(w) sounds like a completely different word than shuwre
PendelSteven: shuwrer
beowuuf: you could magnify the brush?
JadedCynic: now, you wouldn't wear glasses when using binoculars
TheMerricat: The game came out in 2019 but the kickstarter for it was in 2015 if that helps @Izandai :)
PendelSteven: In American it definately end on -r
TezzeretTinkerer: pocket has an eye thing
JqlGirl: phthalo blue?
RandomTrivia: Huh, Bob Ross exists in this universe LUL
beowuuf: lol phtalo blue o7
Alahmnat: thank you Heather
Gaz_L: oooh, phthalo blue, using the Bob Ross method
Izandai: @TheMerricat I actually don't remember when Fifty Shades was relevant, so not really. But thanks!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: PHTALOBLUE. CoolStoryBob
PendelSteven: not literally
xerjen: Get your face onto the canvas, yes
NightValien28: you can feel with your eyes, once
TXC2: the glasses are in her hair, is my wager
Alahmnat: dog racing?
PendelSteven: :) bad odds
JadedCynic: Pun on the famous Seabiscuit
PendelSteven: Definately an English game, people
PharaohBender27: She lost her glasses at the races?
NightValien28: they have horse races in there?
NightValien28: greyhound ah
JadedCynic: left them at the track?
PendelSteven: binoculars... ah farseers :)
JadedCynic: hole in the pocket!
Traion: Pockets in women's clothes? Unrealistic!
RandomTrivia: If she didn't know they had pockets, WHY WERE THE GLASSES IN THERE?
Alahmnat: I strongly disbelieve that a woman woudn't know if a pair of pants had pockets
Ba_Dum_Tish: How? Every woman I know is really aware of pockets
Izandai: Why would she have her glasses in a pocket she didn't realize exists?
The_Voices: but she just said she didnt know they had pockets
JadedCynic: I was gonna say that, but she just said "I didn't even know these pants had pockets"
TezzeretTinkerer: Would you put the glasses in a pocket you didnt know you had?
kalira77: this woman lies. there's no way she wouldn't immediately rejoice that her pants had pockets
PendelSteven: Also note she's named Gail
RandomTrivia: Oh thank goodness
TezzeretTinkerer: probs at the track
JadedCynic: @Ba_Dum_Tish @Izandai yeah, this story is clearly being written by a clueless man
PendelSteven: Not saying there aren't Americans named Gail, but... Abigail.
SuddenlyARabbit: They're obviously on her head, I forget my sunglasses are there all the time
electric_claire: In her giant coif?
Trombone_Hero: no way
Pteraspidomorphi: Good job TXC2
RandomTrivia: Wait what?
RandomTrivia: CALLED IT
PharaohBender27: katesWot
HundreydAundre: Unless...someone she trusted(also doubtly) placed him in said pocket and not noticed the hole in them.
NightValien28: TXC2 you are a genius
LavenderCreations: if she's older and is used to carrying a purse everywhere she could easily not bother to check pants for pockets
TXC2: NightValien28 I have my moments :p
NightValien28: LUL
JadedCynic: yeah, this seems like 60's - the updo hairstyles, capri pants...
JadedCynic: still got phone booths
CrazyZonie: Without her glasses, I don't think she can see where anything is going.
Juliamon: She... slept with her glasses in her hair
PendelSteven: What an accent
Voidhawk42: She slept on them
NightValien28: Juliamon some of us do that, sometimes
Bobtheninjagoldfish: only one place. Or she left them at the track. or the hairdresser?
Gaz_L: And that is the donut hole at the centre of this donut!
Luminaire_p: They're not in the last place I look. I keep looking after to make sure that's not true. :)
KV1NN4: Yes, payments!
RandomTrivia: Welp
PendelSteven: Zelda ref?
JadedCynic: @Juliamon with a hairdo like that, she wouldn't notice
TheMerricat: Chat, anyone get the feeling everyone is just humoring Jenny because HER DAD IS DEAD!?
LimbThief: why would you keep looking if you found them?
TXC2: I thought is was gonna be a sticker
Trombone_Hero: See now, this is why you agree to a fee up front
Alahmnat: Jenny gets some good line reads
Linwey: That is such an obvious saying. Of course it's always in the last place you look, you don't KEEP looking after you've found the thing!
RandomTrivia: Alright, get those glasses sergeIntoTheSea
Rhynerd: Was that a stick of gum?
Voidhawk42: Ya see, this is why you always negotiate payment up front
Traion: Let this be a lesson Jenny, negotiate fees upfront
JadedCynic: wow that's kinda starling
beowuuf: this is why jenny is so bitter and twisted :p
NightValien28: crack
JadedCynic: *startling
TXC2: we have a BAAAAD back if it's making them noises
buemmschaf: typical adults, as soon as they got what they want from you they completely ignore you
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf well, you've seen the reviews of the books she's in
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jenny is too snarky for a kids book
TLBlitz: I do love the dramatic ledge animation
vellebastet: Uuuuuggh
x0den: why were they watching?
corianderd: keith's neck is shockingly long
beowuuf: this is wanda markoff levels or back cracking
JadedCynic: wow, so nosy - huh?
beowuuf: metric: very true
NightValien28: gloves out
vellebastet: Not "your mom" jokes!
Alahmnat: haha, teachers are poor!
PharaohBender27: Um, author?
Trombone_Hero: Narrator, not now
xerjen: Oofa
InkyGhoast: oofta
TXC2: fuck you writer man
PendelSteven: frwiends
NightValien28: destroy
JadedCynic: man, I'm gonna take issue with this Narrator/Writer
Seagulyus: suzie looks like a legitimately nice person
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, time to find their deepest darkest secrets!
Styxseus: Uh oh!
Ivalenz_: Now we're going to get a murder.
Voidhawk42: Time to use your powers FOR EVIL
NightValien28: T E A R
oneiropticon: End her whole career!
PharaohBender27: You seem to not be understanding the dynamics of this relationship
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jenny about to commit a murder
PendelSteven: A pretty typcal way to say friends in London accent
CaptainSpam: See, again, Suzie's the nice one here.
MAPBoardgames: Time to use your powers for evil.
Rhynerd: Jenny is becoming the murderer.
NightValien28: R I P
InkyGhoast: Jenny LeClue does a MURDER
JadedCynic: time to pull a Sherlock Burn
beowuuf: please leave suzie alone :(
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: ooof!
RandomTrivia: Time to do a metaphorical murder before doing a literal one
Traion: WOW
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Sarah_Serinde: PendelSteven The devs are American, from what I can tell
Styxseus: Oh yikes!
InkyGhoast: HOLY SHIT
TheThirdTail: wow...
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Uzumaki15: Damn!
beowuuf: lrrWOW
x0den: that was a leap
TheThirdTail: Jenny...
NightValien28: obliterated
TheThirdTail: please, Jenny...
xerjen: Wow
PendelSteven: Ah ok @Sarah_Serinde thanks
buemmschaf: dishes it out, can't take it
JqlGirl: the ends justify the beans!
RandomTrivia: Oh no, a romantic rival?!
Alahmnat: jesus Jenny
JadedCynic: yeah.....
Trixalicious: Jenny is savage
TheThirdTail: Jenny, pleeeeease...
TXC2: Let people be happy Jenny
TheMerricat: Jenny hates Suzi because she doesn't want to lose Keith.
TezzeretTinkerer: Frienemies, love to watch them leave
InkyGhoast: Suzie seems not bad
Trombone_Hero: Well is certainly a word for it
NightValien28: jenny is kinda of a shit huh
TheThirdTail: I want to like this game, Jenny, but you're making it super difficult...
PendelSteven: Suzie's voice is apparently in tons of anime
beowuuf: everyone's dating but jenny
InkyGhoast: Jenny's terrible but like Jenny is also like 10?
InkyGhoast: how old is anyone and what year is it?
TXC2: that was a brand new sentence there Heather, congrats
Alahmnat: *sometimes*, Jenny. not *all the time*
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Montesque64: @nightvalien28 following in the grand tradition of great detectives.
Seagulyus: jenny is velma
nuggetthehugget: yeah keith
RandomTrivia: Ah, the self-demonstrating article
JadedCynic: @InkyGhoast the signs seem to point ot the 60s? But Jenny's age seems REALLY inconsistent
NightValien28: Montesque64 a very sherlock
Seagulyus: except self loathing
JadedCynic: @Seagulyus with 0 empathy
Seagulyus: yeah that too
Bobtheninjagoldfish: cue the watcher in the water in 3..2..1..
PendelSteven: Same with Keith's voice - or well, half anime, half American cartoons
CaptainSpam: Wait, that rock never landed...
JadedCynic: bad writing there
CrazyZonie: I mostly wonder what it would be like to have money.
Invitare: there is nowhere else... Not since The Event
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JadedCynic: now they're throwing completely wrong to skip them - how'd she manage that?
TXC2: you can't skip a rock over hand
oneiropticon: Sometimes you have to be the eldritch god worshipping mystery cult you want to see in the world.
Mai_Andra: waiting for the sudden <klunk> when a rock hits the water..
JadedCynic: @TXC2 it's possible, but really un-bussing-likely
Alahmnat: we never were, Keith
TXC2: we're talking about life keith!
JadedCynic: wow, almost like the writer isn't trying much
CrazyZonie: This place sounds like NIGHTVALE!
wynternyghtynggale: so confirmed we are all dead and stuck in a weird time space her dad is actually still alive
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's like The Village a fake town and outside it;s like the 90s.
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, that's repressed.
TXC2: this IS the writer's 39th book, they're running on fumes
vellebastet: @crazyzonie oh there's lots of ambition in that town!
CaptainSpam: She needs a cat!
chaotic_good_ferret: just found out my mum is in the hospital
JadedCynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish nah, it's actaully 2040's and this is a Truman Show-esque experiment village under study
NightValien28: you have no tab jenny
PharaohBender27: How large is Jenny's tab at this point
LathosTiran: @chaotic_good_ferret <3 best wishes
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @JadedCynic I've been saying that for a while lol
PendelSteven: Also, All Stars
Trombone_Hero: Yup
TXC2: chaotic_good_ferret how are you feeling?
JadedCynic: wait, they'd been trying that all along, they both suck ;)
Invitare: ALIENS
JadedCynic: toxic waste being pumped under the river
Juliamon: Oh hey, there's the red herring
RandomTrivia: That's some pretty heavy-duty infrastructure for a backwards town
xerjen: Hm, no red herring to be seen
CrazyZonie: And all of this time I thought the glow was nuclear waste
Styxseus: Sure! Why not!
PendelSteven: lis-nur
theleerm: what do you think of the game?
PharaohBender27: Sorry to hear that, @chaotic_good_ferret :(
Uzumaki15: Well that's a Dun Dun Duuuuuun moment
Traion: chaotic_good_ferret oh that sucks, hope she recovers quickly and well
JadedCynic: or let her speak?
TheMerricat: In case anyone is interested in getting this - btw, apparently when the game was first released they didn't have voice acting for the game, that came later as it got more popular.
TezzeretTinkerer: I figured from the 'Strange pieces of metal' line earlier
Inept_Hope: "biked briskly" - what a hack writer
chaotic_good_ferret: @txc2 I'm fine and she'll be fine to, thanks for your concern and sorry for bringing down the mood
Alahmnat: let people have adverbs
Pteraspidomorphi: There is nothing wrong with adverbs when used in moderation!
TXC2: chaotic_good_ferret glad to hear it, and no worries lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: break time. just snap it in half
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RandomTrivia: Suspense!
Metric_Furlong: like a dry twig
Ivalenz_: If anyone is curious about the voice actors,
PendelSteven: also typical: the u pronounced as an actualy u. London accent.
JadedCynic: @chaotic_good_ferret hope it's - oh good; hope it all clears up well and soon <3
corianderd: it said he was like santa, right?
corianderd: they 100% smooching
PendelSteven: not oa, but u
PendelSteven: Whilst I pronounce LoadingReadyRoan if you will
PendelSteven: Raon?
TheMerricat: Whomever said Suzie was an anime VA, you pegged it hard. Man she's got a list of credits.
vellebastet: Raon
PendelSteven: You're all familiar with that English way of pronouncing it
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TXC2: PendelSteven that's great and all, but this is not the time or place to discuss phonetics, take it to discord
PendelSteven: ok noted
lirazel64: @chaotic_good_ferret friends = even more important than video games.
lirazel64: All the best to your mom.
TXC2: and we're back
JadedCynic: @TXC2 wow 39 books and never expanded beyond the bounds of the single town? No wonder they're running out of ideas - sounds like time for Jenny to graduate (or move?) to new envrions with fresh material
Trombone_Hero: Shadow portraits?
TXC2: JadedCynic indeed
JadedCynic: wow all those silhouetts look the same
Ba_Dum_Tish: Exactly as quiet as it should be
JadedCynic: man, THAT's a LOT of generations
oneiropticon: The wild starusberries!
CrazyZonie: But do they taste like Strausberry
NightValien28: neeeeeepotism
KV1NN4: uhh
TXC2: do they keep dying or something?
DeM0nFiRe: Ok, I will be the Dean
Invitare: they all look identical
InkyGhoast: bodyjacking?
TheMerricat: Why is our Strausberry's portrait got wires coming out of it?
GapFiller: yr can tell hes important cz he gets proper portrait
JadedCynic: whoa - only 150 years - with that many they must've had an average tenure of like 8 years each
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also that is a lot of deans for 150 years of one family
Trombone_Hero: Wait yeah, that's a lot of deans, even for 150 years
Bobtheninjagoldfish: conspcious ring
KV1NN4: The Dean had Keith really old... still thinkt eh mom is getting a job offer
Pteraspidomorphi: They'll need a regent until keith comes of age
JadedCynic: look sticker!
xerjen: Sticker?
InkyGhoast: sticker!
RunningMonkeys: sticker!
drshellbell: Sticker!
GapFiller: Sticker!
JadedCynic: I love that they TYPED the ellipses
KV1NN4: Sytivcker?
InkyGhoast: this memo is a mood
TXC2: roar
KV1NN4: lion! c:
LordZarano: lgioLion
Amentur: PrideLion
NightValien28: that chandelier looks a bit deadly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow that is both cool and very impractical light
Trombone_Hero: Chandelier looks like something from that sub lake thing
Styxseus: and very sharp-looking..
ArcOfTheConclave: Is mom a super villian?
xerjen: Pst, Jenny, you are in a library
Traion: They are both very naked and hiding right now
Inept_Hope: That's what she said.
JadedCynic: unreliable power grid - wait, I bet the power company is dumping the toxic waste in the river - used catalyst from transformers, etc
JadedCynic: ooo stra....wait what?
JadedCynic: stepladder?
gravity_pike: lightswitch
TXC2: 150 years divide by 21 deans = 7 years per dean
Bobtheninjagoldfish: or a cart that you should stop standing on
ArcOfTheConclave: you def have to stand on the book carts
JadedCynic: unlike the Strausberrys
Trombone_Hero: Is this town made up exclusively of old families with dodgy pasts?
LathosTiran: casuall JoJo stance
TXC2: could we sell one to fix the powergrid?
JadedCynic: bet Suzie is a Glatz and nice, like every member of her direct family
vellebastet: sykLaugh
TXC2: "our ladders go in 7 directions!" "I JUST WANT UP!"
CrazyZonie: WOW that's got to be hard on her back.
JadedCynic: or maybe the Glatz quartz mine is dumping toxic waste from their mining concern...
JadedCynic: maybe crystal mine is also having .....what?
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 lol after you comments about Encyclopedia Brown's cases I had pulled up a couple of pages looking for the details of the cases I remembered till I got distracted by the stream. Now appearently Amazon has decided that I'm an EB fanatic and the first page of my reccomended items are all EB box sets. :D I guess I should assume I've got a data leak somewhere.
CleeKru: WHY
TXC2: yeap that's a death trap waiting to happen
Alahmnat: Jenny seems a little too genre-savvy for her own good
GhostValv: that seems kinda neat...
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat My deepest apologies :D
JadedCynic: if...wait, does the laddertron 6000 just stay put and the bookshelves move to IT?
Trombone_Hero: I mean, a lot of universities have moving bookshelves for space reasons, but they're generally much quieter and simpler to use
CaptainSpam: Also, less two-dimensional. Kappa
TXC2: rolling cases tend to be more uniform then this :p
JadedCynic: @Alahmnat almost like the struggling writer is attacking himself in his failing work?
TheMerricat: Usually moving book cases are || orientated not _ _ _
JadedCynic: @TXC2 yeahhh
PharaohBender27: @Trombone_Hero But in those cases, the books wouldn't be facing towards us
Trombone_Hero: correct
lirazel64: Some stacks systems actually do this... it let's books be stored more closely together
JadedCynic: but narrative causality
JadedCynic: the absent library staff?
Rhynerd: CJ...
JadedCynic: dammit, CJ - all you had to do is stay out of the damn library
JadedCynic: Kappa
Alahmnat: and a STICKER!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: or her mom who is ON TO SOMETHING
CaptainSpam: Pew pew!
JadedCynic: abandoned mines - the Glatz company?
TheMerricat: Why does that island look like a monster skull?
TXC2: this is detailed?
Alahmnat: really? never?
JadedCynic: seismic activity and mining? are the Glatz's getting into fracking
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, it does show every building
JadedCynic: wow 39 books and this is teh BEST map of the setting? wow
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe Jenny hasn't been introduced to google maps
TheMerricat: lol @JadedCynic remember it was a kid series. :P
kusinohki: hi all! guess I missed a lot. what I get for not checking the schedule...
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
CleeKru: is this gonna be like "Hot Fuzz"?
TXC2: CleeKru probably
RandomTrivia: Welp
Alahmnat: "delicately"
JadedCynic: @Pteraspidomorphi I feel like the story series is set in the 60's - still has phone booths, very updo hairstyles, capri pants are common...
Trombone_Hero: Power switches?
TXC2: why is that there?
RandomTrivia: No she didn't LUL
cuttlefishman: The writing for this is extremely good
Alahmnat: is the narrator imported from Hades? lol
Amentur: Wrong lever!
SnowBuddy18: bookcases?
TXC2: mistakes have been made
RandomTrivia: The silence unnerved her? SHE'S IN A LIBRARY!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat true, IIRC there was never a map in any of the Encyclopedia Brown novels...
Pteraspidomorphi: Aww, no sanity mechanic? Everyone loves sanity mechanics :P
Styxseus: Hah
Orgmastron: Wow this library has shoddy wiring
Trombone_Hero: oh lord
RandomTrivia: "Oh no, a waist high barrier! I will have to go a different way!"
TXC2: we learened this in Class Jenny!
JadedCynic: Yeah, Jenny should totally take some stress dice from that
JadedCynic: Yeah, the narrator sounds very english, and to be fair, building and electrical codes were still being sorted out in the 60s...
kusinohki: was the ladder electrified earlier?
TXC2: kusinohki yes
TheMerricat: For those just joining the shtick of the game is that we are playing a story inside a story, the top level story is that the narrator is an author of a 'famous' kid detective series that has started to fade in popularity. He's been 'nudged' into writing a darker more adult story in an attempt to revitalize it. What we are playing right now is that story....
Pteraspidomorphi: To keep it safe from flooding!
RandomTrivia: This library has accessibility issues
Trombone_Hero: Temperature control equipment turned off due to the power thing?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait.. if there is only one way through the floor, why do the ladders need to move?
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat Oh, ok. I missed the very beginning
NightValien28: if only we had a ladder
RandomTrivia: THanks
CaptainSpam: Jenny runs well, but she has a really awkward way of walking.
JadedCynic: Yeah, lack of ramps and preponderance of stairs, ladders, etc - seems at least pre-80s
RandomTrivia: Again, child, where is your sense of adventure?!
TXC2: CaptainSpam like her head is gonna fall off or something
Voidhawk42: The ladder can
JadedCynic: what GOOD does that do?!?
CrazyZonie: Jenny'
JadedCynic: there's only ONE place for that ladder...why have it MOVABLE?!?
CrazyZonie: Jenny's true adversary were the numerous ladders in her life.
Traion: This is a badly designed ladder system
Pteraspidomorphi: So you have to push it a bit! Gameplay!
RandomTrivia: LUL
NightValien28: LUL
RandomTrivia: What did we expect, I suppose
Alahmnat: this game is sort of delightfully self-aware
RandomTrivia: The game makes good on its threats, at least
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: Clearly, the answer is to glitch the physics engine.
Alahmnat: sure you could
Trombone_Hero: "On this episode of Lock Picking Detective""
Linwey: don't care, do crime
JadedCynic: but there's no hle in the floor, again how do we....wait, @LoadingReadyRun can we move the blocking bookshelf with that control panel back in the central atrium?
x0den: locks just keep honest people honest
TheMerricat: This is not lockpicking....
JadedCynic: well, even in the 50's there'd be several 'sweet spots' - multiple pins
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat This is a G rated stream I can't say what this is
xerjen: And that is a huge lock
Nox_Invictus_: This is so inaccurate to real life
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
TheMerricat: lol @CrazyZonie
The_Voices: its not far off actully
e_bloc: Corgo590 Heather PIF hype
JqlGirl: also how in the world is that paperclip tensioning anything?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't think we want real lockpicking being taught in game
Alahmnat: rule of threes!
kusinohki: at least the paperclip didn't break
TXC2: this lock is cavernous :p
JadedCynic: okay, apparently we can 'turn' the chamber with each pin we set?
PharaohBender27: I mean, we wouldn't want to teach people how to actually lockpick and go into a life a crime, would we?
theleerm: it's kinda similar but it's missing alot
Trombone_Hero: I mean, paper clip is the turning tool, and the pin is the pick?
LordZarano: Maybe it's a lever lock?
Voidhawk42: Can't get past Wet Floor sign. Will pick locked door instead. :P
MolaMolaphant: I mean, aside from partial turning instead of shifting where the binding is, that was pretty on the nose?
CaptainSpam: This is a very oddly-narrated book he's writing.
RandomTrivia: I would like to do one (1) crime, please!
NightValien28: *zelda fanfare*
TXC2: the room is a lie
Juliamon: I don't think the plaque lied
xerjen: I'm more surprised that Jenny takes the empty room so lightly
Juliamon: They just... don't have any rare books
kusinohki: rare invisible books
Alahmnat: to nitpick, it only said that the room was *for* rare books, not that they *had* any
Ivalenz_: The room was donated, no books were donated.
OlePalnatoke: so rare that there are zero of them..
Trombone_Hero: Maybe there used to be rare books but they've been "criminal'd" away
oneiropticon: A rare book room doesn't entirely mean that there are rare books in it.
PharaohBender27: Or maybe someone STOLE the rare books! :O
RandomTrivia: What was that standing jump?!
Alahmnat: that was far less dangerous
Montesque64: If there’s one thing I have learned about video game lockpicking, it’s how much people LOVE pointing out how bad every system is.
Styxseus: Thats, quite a jump!
RandomTrivia: This game has no respect for the laws of physics!
TheMerricat: So part of the shtick of the game is that when we get to points where Heather has a choice of one way or the other, that's picking how the author is writing the book and apparently how 'well' we write the book controls his fate.
RandomTrivia: The cart didn't even move back!
beowuuf: all the rare books have been stolen! sold! gratz family have no money left, they are dirt poor, that's why suzie is so nice!
JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam yeah, it seems like the narrator is the voice of the writer, and he's struggling against this willful protagonist?
The_Voices: uh oh
Trombone_Hero: what
xerjen: no?
theleerm: sure?
JadedCynic: is it?
Trombone_Hero: In the...... wheel track?
Styxseus: Because its.. gold?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I did point out the ring on the painting
CrazyZonie: @RandomTrivia Well, physics has no respect for my wishes for interplanetary travel. Physics deserves no respect
snowewolf: Are you in the Library from Darksouls ?
JadedCynic: Actually the bookcase is intact, but the shelves been ripped apart
JadedCynic: IRON? Who use- okay, yah maybe 50s?
Trombone_Hero: CRIMES
kusinohki: I'm betting... termites
NightValien28: dun dun dun
CrazyZonie: You mean the thing she's trampling all over is a crime scene?
oneiropticon: Wrought iron railing, probably.
SnowBuddy18: there's something happening here
JadedCynic: guessing but I bet dad's not DEAD, just disappeared
Alahmnat: a dead body, hooray!
SnowBuddy18: and what it is ain't exactly clear
beowuuf: don't disturb anything!
RandomTrivia: She's Jenny LeClue, not John McClane
JadedCynic: because we CAN use the ladder now that the dean's ring isn't in the way
JadedCynic: fragments of a star chart
JadedCynic: it's a pile of books?
Trombone_Hero: do you now
Voidhawk42: The constellation on the back of that postcard is the same shape as the skull in the center of the lake on the postcard map
Sarah_Serinde: Jenny pls
JadedCynic: yah, I'm with Jenny
rasterscan: Jenny plz
RandomTrivia: Jenny is a messed-up kid
NightValien28: child please
e_bloc: hey kid wanna see a dead body
Alahmnat: was it CJ?
Styxseus: It's that monkeys paw you wanted for your birthday.
Alahmnat: it was CJ
Juliamon: Is it even actually a dead body?
RandomTrivia: Or both!
Trombone_Hero: CJ is my bet
JqlGirl: It's... Jenny
Bobtheninjagoldfish: if it;s Cj I riot.
LurkerSpine: probably not her?
Brozard: Maybe it's that dude that was all zazzed about the beetle bush?
DragaFireHawk: It's a pillow under that curtain simplLOL
CaptainSpam: It better not be CJ.
NightValien28: you have an asylum?
niccus: it was... me!
RandomTrivia: Ah, there it is! The dread!
Seagulyus: jenny is..super messed up
kusinohki: plot twist, it's the narrator
NightValien28: not so funny now eh
vellebastet: OH
RandomTrivia: Jenny has ALL the delusions of grandeur
PendelSteven: Okay, I'm outta here
Voidhawk42: "Press X to Destroy Evidence"
JadedCynic: Yeah, they still had asylums back int he 50s, 60s or 70s (Reagan shut them all down and kicked all the inmates into the streets)
LurkerSpine: I mean, didn't she see her dad's body?
PendelSteven: More error #3000 e
JadedCynic: it's just ....
Alahmnat: um
RandomTrivia: YIKES
The_Voices: yikes
JadedCynic: oh WOW
TXC2: oh my
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yowza
TheAinMAP: mattlrWoof
TXC2: so long PendelSteven stay safe
Trombone_Hero: His bow tie is even sad
HundreydAundre: WOT?
Styxseus: Phaezon poisoning?!
PendelSteven: I don't get it
PendelSteven: Thanks
RandomTrivia: I didn't come here expecting to get Nope'd
theleerm: yikes!
Rhynerd: Holy heck what killed him?
PendelSteven: Good luck! Have fun! Bye bye!
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrHERE
BusTed: oh noooo
JadedCynic: is...glowing purple 'cracks'?
KV1NN4: D:
kusinohki: murder most fair
TheMerricat: If this were real life I'd be wondering if he had been struck by lighting with that pattern on his face
Bobtheninjagoldfish: MurderDeathKill
r10pez10: the purple lightning though
SandwichKed: horrible ladder accident
vellebastet: This got very interesting
KV1NN4: my stream had frozen and i jsut got back to this 8c
JadedCynic: okay, watch.
JadedCynic: UGH
r10pez10: nice pun game
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ah the puns
Pteraspidomorphi: I groaned too
Trombone_Hero: Dead body, you know what time it is? Puns
HundreydAundre: What channels anti-life and isn't poison that would streak purple through your veins?
Metric_Furlong: wow, late 2000s dreampop band Claire Voyant wrote a book Kappa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: his watch as an hour off remember
The_Voices: remember, the pocket watch was off too
Seagulyus: wait isn't it like 8pm?
drshellbell: He fixed his watch
JadedCynic: considering how long we spent going through these puzzles, we would've needed like a 1/2 hour
RandomTrivia: Or she might have been able to watch Dean die and get even more psychological scarring!
Rhynerd: Did he remember to correct the watch?
Traion: Nah small children are totally a match for something that can throw a grown as obsese man
Juliamon: So.... what are we gonna tell Keith
TXC2: 100% sure he fixed the watch
r10pez10: he was one day from retirement??
NightValien28: yes
TXC2: r10pez10 oh Gods he was :p
JadedCynic: @Seagulyus it's autumn in America - october or so, 4pm would start getting near sunset
CaptainSpam: Oh no! A cat will go unfed!
theleerm: how are folks liking this btw?
x0den: did the dean misspell "practice"?
Traion: theleerm a lot
Rhynerd: Oh, think the murderer might have hoped it was still 45 minutes off?
beowuuf: tell the truth? widow's drop?
RandomTrivia: @x0den Nope, he used the verb form
JadedCynic: @Rhynerd I watched him magically adjust his watch, just by holding the sides with one hand, so we could see it
CrazyZonie: You have a map of the city
Seagulyus: JadedCynic I suppose so, but its been a while since night isnt it?
x0den: @RandomTrivia i didn;t know that was a thing. thanks!
sblue333: soo uh are there actual police or...
RandomTrivia: #OnBrand
TheMerricat: I'm loving it @theleerm its next on my list to buy and if I hadn't already slam bought "Tell Me Why" from the folk who made Life is Strange this morning it'd be in my library already.
Montesque64: @theleerm speaking only for myself, the last PiF I was this interested in from the first episode was FFVII
Alahmnat: "coronary cafe"?
RandomTrivia: Oh no, we have to break Keith... our one friend
JadedCynic: tell the truth (about his feelings for her...or what happened to her husband?)
LurkerSpine: call cops first mebbe?
Trombone_Hero: The "They'll have to do it without me" is something
r10pez10: taylor heads
Traion: Taylor Heads
DeM0nFiRe: Taylor Heads LUL
Fofo57007: Tails or Heads
CrazyZonie: 50/50 on the accident thing
r10pez10: it's either an accident or not an accident
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia In Britain it's that way, but in the US both the noun and verb are spelled with two "c"s
Voidhawk42: Electrocution
Trombone_Hero: Explosion?
Inept_Hope: rope burn
JadedCynic: @Seagulyus what? what 'night'? we were out by the lake and it was late's only dark inside the library due to the lights off and lack of windows
CrazyZonie: Maybe when his ring drop, it shorted and when he grabbed it, the ring electrocuted him?
JadedCynic: we haven't had any night yet
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 I guess Americans can't cope with that much complexity? :p
KV1NN4: gasp; clones??
CleeKru: is the pin on the other side?
Seagulyus: oh that makes sense then
Fofo57007: ewww
JadedCynic: elecrical shock could cause spasms
rasterscan: Ew ew ew
Traion: Jenny now none of this stuff is admissable in court, good job
e_bloc: this means. . . the professor is also your mom!
JadedCynic: it's at least 1***
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia That or we'd just be pronouncing it with a long "i"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ew no
RandomTrivia: Don't apologise to him, apologise to the ACTUAL detectives when they find all the contaminating you've done to their crime scene!
LurkerSpine: 1963?
TXC2: Feb 9th at least
JqlGirl: 19X6
JadedCynic: looks like the last digit is a 3?
TheMerricat: 19?3?
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 LUL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I have a sad feeling that by the time the next episode starts, I'm gonna have finished this...
JadedCynic: 1953 - 1963 - not a seven...
CaptainSpam: Unless... YOINK!
Trombone_Hero: Tamporing with a crime scene
Voidhawk42: "Press X To Destroy Evidence"
Alahmnat: nineteen exty-three
RandomTrivia: Oh good, now we're going to tamper with the evidence!
JadedCynic: suits the hairstyles and clothing
LathosTiran: are we moms cleaner
ImmortalLen: 1763
Trombone_Hero: take
theleerm: leave
r10pez10: i like the fourth wall narrator
r10pez10: leave
Bobtheninjagoldfish: LEAVE IT
e_bloc: not making a decision is a decision
r10pez10: it was 50/50
GhostValv: seabatCHOICE
HundreydAundre: Maybe a...coin flip?
Trombone_Hero: No. Nooooooooo.
InkyGhoast: JENNY
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
RandomTrivia: And now the detectives will find the curtain has been deliberately pulled over the body
PharaohBender27: We're going to be so caught, aren't we?
RandomTrivia: Meaning we're implicated further
JqlGirl: more than meets the eye? it was the decepticons!
TXC2: goodnight everybody ,and thanks for streaming Heather
MolaMolaphant: certainly the case of the *dean's* lifetime
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @TXC2 !
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2, take care!
r10pez10: i like the aesthetic of this a lot
Bobtheninjagoldfish: night TXC!
CrazyZonie: So, is our job to deduce the death of the dead dean? How delightful
HundreydAundre: You should still lead them on to the incident. (...but then you'd also e labeled as sus.)
beowuuf: night txc2
JadedCynic: @r10pez10 I feel like this is the struggling writer (39th book in the series and running out of ideas) fighting against his protagonist - the sassy and (kinda bluntly insulting) nature seems almost like the writer subconsiously attacking himself?
TezzeretTinkerer: or MAYBE you connect the dots when you're not at the crime scene holding evidence
chaostreader: Electrocuted by the ladder?
JadedCynic: why did the balcony break tho
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait he had burn marks on his hand, but we're not noting the shit on his neck?
JadedCynic: needlessly complicated
RandomTrivia: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I imagine we'll talk to CJ about that later
r10pez10: u did it
r10pez10: (also we tampered with evidence)
chaostreader: Wait. Did you electrocute him when you flipped the switch?
kusinohki: is it possible to come to a wrong conclusion?
SandwichKed: I don't understand what the target audience for this is.
Seagulyus: chaostreader but didnt jenny turn off the electricity?
JadedCynic: The murderer IS STILL HERE....somewhere
JadedCynic: or...not
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
xerjen: How?
Getter404: Oh no, it was Spider-Man
JqlGirl: how do you know it's a he?
Traion: He was killed by a birdperson!
Alahmnat: perfectly safe
r10pez10: why do those lamps look so dangerous
armoredscarves: The fact that an case-related existential question is instantly followed by the game screaming "SOLVED!" at you makes my like this instantly :D
Trombone_Hero: There is no way this could end badly
JadedCynic: the ONE conveniently longer curtain than all the rest
r2gamer2: this game is so charming
RandomTrivia: Ah, there's Jenny's sense of adventure!
kusinohki: seems like a weird place to have the window open
CrazyZonie: So, he was killed by a Cirq D'soley performer?
beowuuf: or she
beowuuf: #or they
Trombone_Hero: Someone tipped of the cops... about... the dead body?
JqlGirl: The end
Trombone_Hero: dead
PharaohBender27: OUCH
NavelWarfare: ded
Traion: And we are dead
NightValien28: dead
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and dead
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
r10pez10: the end
HundreydAundre: mmm whatche say....
JadedCynic: @kusinohki it does match the era - opening at the top to vent hot air
offbeatwitch: Goodbye
HundreydAundre: you fe l L....
r10pez10: jenny
CrazyZonie: Mom
JadedCynic: is this a long, annoying 'game over'?
RandomTrivia: HMMMM
CaptainSpam: It should've been CJ.
Getter404: Yup. Mom's a murderer.
JadedCynic: no, scripted failure
RandomTrivia: Welp
JadedCynic: so mom is willing to take the blame
Brozard: uh
offbeatwitch: fore!
HundreydAundre: aw, flip!!
r10pez10: you sort of need an underdog story
xerjen: For caring for you daughter
Trombone_Hero: It's america that just happens sometimes
JadedCynic: for tressp- no wait, it's not even 5pm
kusinohki: for obstruction of justice?
NightValien28: for everything
JadedCynic: spilled the wine?
r10pez10: "the killer was right there!" "mom?"
RandomTrivia: LUL
HundreydAundre: You become the villain attempting to be a hero.
r10pez10: actually she was under a tree
NightValien28: this man has lost control of his life
PharaohBender27: How much jam does this guy have!?
x0den: stress eating is bad
Armyguy0: thats a LOT of jam
Styxseus: Ah.. Self-report? Classic
CrazyZonie: Yeah, you're no Cecil B Demills
DeM0nFiRe: What uh... what is happening right now?
JadedCynic: okay...yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: In hsi defense, raspberry jam is delicious
NightValien28: PharaohBender27 yes
armoredscarves: eating jam from a giant container with a wooden spoon is big 2020 mood
Trombone_Hero: Man, you could say he's really in a jam
Metric_Furlong: just whole spoonfuls of jam
TheMerricat: For those just joining the shtick of the game is that we are playing a story inside a story, the top level story is that the narrator is an author of a 'famous' kid detective series that has started to fade in popularity. He's been 'nudged' into writing a darker more adult story in an attempt to revitalize it. What we are playing right now is that story....
RandomTrivia: *continues eating jam*
JadedCynic: but don't stop eating
The_Voices: he has a jam problem
juneblue58: I just arrived, what the hell is going on?
RandomTrivia: Doggo?
KeytarCat: This man is not healthy
xerjen: You should talk to somebody about your jam consumption
JadedCynic: maybe at least clean up the spill
RandomTrivia: D'awww, cute doggo
RunningMonkeys: doggo!
CaptainSpam: Flat dog is flat.
x0den: and not a jar of peanut butter to be found
CrookedPenguin: Thank you @TheMerricat
JadedCynic: jam is yeah, something you add to something else
r10pez10: anyone who makes jam at home knows that you can't only make a small amount of jam
JadedCynic: can we fix this crap
NightValien28: pandemic me no longer believes in plates, I eat everything out of the cans
Armyguy0: Jam and brandy?
Armyguy0: what a way to live
RandomTrivia: Welp
Trombone_Hero: combine them into a nice good Jamdy
lear1987: j jam jars is just a tuesday for him
PharaohBender27: Oh no! :O
RandomTrivia: I guess we have to rewrite it
r10pez10: a jandy actually sounds alright
PharaohBender27: All our work!
JadedCynic: there - now he's got to rewrite that CRAP! :D
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AdmiralMemo: Holy crap! Jenny LeClue! I saw a few streams of this with someone else and LOVED it! (I won't spoil a daggone thing, but it was GOOD!)
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: that's cool
JadedCynic: normally I don't like platformers, but yeah, this - okay THAT'S cute
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall jlrrFall
HundreydAundre: oh my...
theleerm: i've very here for how high concept this all is
RandomTrivia: Busted
Juliamon: "Because she's my mom" should be a good enough reason tbh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: TRUTH
AdmiralMemo: Heather's House of Lies: Now on Saturday
kusinohki: is jenny a minor?
The_Voices: his head looks like a coffee cup
JadedCynic: well, we did move ladders and a ring...
RunningMonkeys: lawyer plz
armoredscarves: he is fairly large
RandomTrivia: Oh this is deeply unsettling
juneblue58: The only thing you ever tell a cop is "I want to speak to a lawyer".
JqlGirl: you cannot interrogate a child without a guardian present
ArcOfTheConclave: I want a lawyer
CaptainSpam: Why do I get the feeling the sheriff wants to install microwave ovens, and make custom kitchen deliveries?
niccus: good shepard tone
HundreydAundre: Another fe l L...
r10pez10: this is awesome
TheMerricat: BTW Police aren't allowed to interrogate minors without representation present in the US
DeM0nFiRe: CaptainSpam LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
JadedCynic: again, this seems 50s-60s so legal processes would be a lot less....well. :p
offbeatwitch: going critical!
AdmiralMemo: Zeno's Paradox with Mom!
HundreydAundre: Why are you so...distorted??
RandomTrivia: Also it's fictional town
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat as of what date?
Armyguy0: @CaptainSpam and maybe get move some TVs?
LathosTiran: cool way to show the emotional turmoil
chaostreader: @hundreydaundre Concussion from the fall, maybe?
HundreydAundre: Oh, nvm. I just remembered. this is a child's imagery.
SnowBuddy18: okay, who gave her acid?
AdmiralMemo: Also... Keith, you're HUGE
JadedCynic: @SnowBuddy18 the fall?
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat we both know Arthur hasn't done enough research to know that
Traion: Because police never break the laws on that kinda stuff TheMerricat....
HundreydAundre: Well this Little Nightmare escalated...
vellebastet: Wow
RandomTrivia: Here comes the guilt complex too, excellent
PharaohBender27: @Armyguy0 I want my MTV!
KV1NN4: Keith's dad was jsut murdered let him grieve girl
JadedCynic: well, the dean HAD A
AdmiralMemo: Infinite coffin recursion!
JqlGirl: matroyska coffins
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: matrioska coffin
The_Voices: this is a great way to do dreams though
Trombone_Hero: Oooh, some nice Russian Nesting coffins
vellebastet: I love this imagery
niccus: that's how you know when someone's triple dead
LithelyUnshod: casket
sblue333: Holy fuck we stepped into a different gams
Armyguy0: In the end don't we all @PharaohBender27 ?
kusinohki: I hate it when my coffin dies and needs to be buried
TezzeretTinkerer: Nesting coffins
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic What does that have to do with whether he's currently married?
JadedCynic: dream imagery of unecessary complexity....
Trombone_Hero: Oh hey there you.... guys?
Zalthia: Yo dog
r10pez10: this is extremely high concept wow
PharaohBender27: @Armyguy0 Actually, I just want money for nothing Kappa
theleerm: this is pretty spoopy
AdmiralMemo: Bring them together? (I didn't see this part of the game, so not sure.)
RandomTrivia: NOPE nope nope nope nope
Zalthia: yes
lirazel64: Yeah, I watched a different playthrough of this... it's not a happy fun game, though I like it.
RandomTrivia: YAAHHH
Sarah_Serinde: Why were the whispers both saying that Keith has no one now but also suggesting there was an affair? (aside from the reason being that this is a weird dream, anyway)
Armyguy0: MTV leads to geting money for nothing
MortifiedPenguins: that's why you shouldn't let kids drink coffee, it;s coffinated
RandomTrivia: What happened?! This was adorable and precious and now it's Let's Nope?
HundreydAundre: So...many; nightmares....
PharaohBender27: O_o
AdmiralMemo: Picture's going to eat you?
r2gamer2: Is this gonna turn into a lets nope?
vellebastet: ^^^
Zalthia: I love it
Traion: Centipede mouth photo is bad
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
JqlGirl: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde when is the book set? Modern sensibilities on different times - as reprehensible as they are....well...yeah
Voidhawk42: The past comes back to EAT you
x0den: the saying is "haunt" not "eat"
TezzeretTinkerer: is dad the badguy running the lab?
lirazel64: lrrFINE
Trombone_Hero: I am concerned with the amount of stuffed animals
AdmiralMemo: Yes, that's the worst
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Divorce, while much more frowned upon, wasn't unheard of. Also, what if he was a widower?
JadedCynic: please let us Groundhog Day....dangit...guess not
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
HundreydAundre: This is that [REDACTED] game again!
JadedCynic: yeah seesm like Suzie would totally help out
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: okay, 50s
CleeKru: hahaha
DeM0nFiRe: wat
AdmiralMemo: Oh this reminds me of Good Omens now.
Getter404: Awww, a Horse Girl
Alahmnat: lol
TheMerricat: 1950's
xerjen: Pelvis...
AdmiralMemo: Oh wait... I need to get on my alt
KV1NN4: Pink is bad, Jenny isn't like Other Girls (e.e)
Ivalenz_: Dancing
niccus: sometimes you just want a hound dog
LathosTiran: elvis was know for shaking his pelvis
Trombone_Hero: I dunno, Pelvis seems like a pretty hip dude
JadedCynic: um, Elvis was kinda famous for shaking his
RandomTrivia: Time Skip? :D
PharaohBender27: Because that's what Elvis was famous for moving?
CrazyZonie: Elvis was known as Pelvis Priestly because of his hip gyrations.
Sarah_Serinde: Trombone_Hero lrrWOW
Metric_Furlong: Trombone_Hero boo!
Lucidmooselid: cause elvis shook his pelvis
r10pez10: pelvis
TheMerricat: Is Jenny going to be redemmed and learn to be nice to Suzie?
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Styxseus: it makes sense..kindof
HundreydAundre: oh gosh, it's Susan's room.
JadedCynic: where's her lockpick hairpin?
Brozard: What a large room
Alahmnat: this is a BIG room
PelvisWrestly: Someone called for me?
TheMerricat: OK, I just noticed her legs are pins.
Trombone_Hero: Same chandelier as the library
JadedCynic: I mean, yeah you'd take it out to sleep, but...
Zalthia: big room
JadedCynic: where'd they go?
TheM8: you dont have any socks.... cant run without socks
Trombone_Hero: Also, those end tables are super 2020s
JadedCynic: @Trombone_Hero yeah...funny that
sblue333: Wait so did dean die or no
r10pez10: bedroom is lorge
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
beowuuf: also hair clip to escape
PelvisWrestly: Yep! My most famous record!
oneiropticon: lrrCIRCLE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
CleeKru: "Pelvis Crestly & the Hip Thruster"?????
PharaohBender27: katesLol
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: wow, as transparent as the 50s were
TLBlitz: “Why am I being a proper person now?” Immediately walks on bed
Alahmnat: and we're back to quirky charm
Styxseus: HAH
r10pez10: wow
r10pez10: woooow
xerjen: I would love it, if it wasn't Suzies room.
kusinohki: a chance to eavesdrop? YES!
TheM8: like i said you dont have socks
beowuuf: on. the. nose
HundreydAundre: Ooh, secret message vinyl?
JadedCynic: yeah, it feels kinda like Jenny's from a different least a beatnik from the 60s a decade ahead of her time (the tight form-fitting yet austere clothing)
theleerm: all those crystals...
JadedCynic: um...
KV1NN4: o.o
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the light from those chandaliers have psycosomatic properies.
Armyguy0: >for kittens
Alahmnat: "distrusts humor"
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The_Voices: weakness for tiny kittens!
CaptainSpam: KITTIES
Armyguy0: don't we all
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: except cats
MortifiedPenguins: grandad's a cop, boo
KV1NN4: tiny kittens tho <:x
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo katesLol
KeytarCat: oh yes, old white man
gamercat88: i have the same weakness
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, he's about to conveniently ignore the evidence to get his granddaughter out of trouble
Zalthia: a cop
CrazyZonie: Wait? @CaptainSpam Heather has kitties?
theleerm: i bet the crystals are causing some fuckery
CaptainSpam: @CrazyZonie Nah, Winston's weakness was listed as tiny kitties.
PelvisWrestly: @PharaohBender27 I mean, I HAD to give my alt a sub during this stream, :D
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: I keep wanting to read a reference to the teeth being pointy
Trombone_Hero: I was hoping the line was "Exceptionally charming and generous *pants*"
r10pez10: teeth
r10pez10: etc
The_Voices: BS
Ivalenz_: LIE!
Metric_Furlong: are they, though?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Are they?
RandomTrivia: Veronica is the bad friend
JadedCynic: um...that's so true of parents tho :(
PharaohBender27: @PelvisWrestly I see :D
Sarah_Serinde: Suzie seemed nice
Rhynerd: Holding Y to call out a Lie.
TheMerricat: Suzie
Pteraspidomorphi: Hopefully Suzie
JadedCynic: I got bullied like hell by my mother's best firend's son...
Seagulyus: this looks like Suzie
KeytarCat: They aren't good friends, no matter who is the "bad friend"
RandomTrivia: Her hair looks like Suzie's
r10pez10: look at that magritte reference in the picture there
juneblue58: How did her mother end up in jail already?
Sarah_Serinde: I would be down for all of those things tbh
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Traion: Dress Shopping?! Time for a jail break!
KV1NN4: "Not Like Other Girls!"
Voidhawk42: My question: why does the library and this bedroom have weird crystal lights?
JadedCynic: yeah, Jenny is totally an avant-garde beatnik to be
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 I've had that alt for a few years... made it to make Graham laugh during a LRL... Just had to bust it out today. (I've also got about 6 alts that are anagrams of my name, like EmailMoocher, which is the bot for my own channel.)
niccus: quartz baron family, yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: This family is extremely suspicious
KeytarCat: Oh look, this is Control, too!
JadedCynic: and also glatz has the same sihlouette as Strasberry
r10pez10: oh quartz
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a lot of THAT too
Trombone_Hero: Holy crap this town really is just old families doing the exact same thing for generations
Rhynerd: Lotta traditions dying here too.
r10pez10: foreshadowingf
x0den: @Voidhawk42 the glatz donated the one in the library, there was a plaque
RandomTrivia: YAHhhh
JadedCynic: okay, she's teenage
Juliamon: "teenage"
Juliamon: I call bullshit
JadedCynic: wow, we're TINY
AdmiralMemo: I think she's like 13 or 14
JqlGirl: Tween?
Ritaspirithntr: Don’t JUMP SCARE me!!!!
gamercat88: tweenager
Trombone_Hero: 113-SL was the case number
SnowBuddy18: both sides of that conversation felt wrong
JadedCynic: oh he gave the file to her to assure her of something, and she's returning it
TheMerricat: holy cow we've got a real evil lady
KeytarCat: This is suddenly sketchy as hell
x0den: this lady did it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this night in the woods
RandomTrivia: Wow this town is FULL of subterfuge
Alahmnat: this seems... *highly* suspicious
CrazyZonie: So, is your friend also your aunt?
Zyme86: From the enclopedia of arkansas on local quartz mining: Uses for Quartz Crystallized quartz has several properties that make it valuable. It is capable of steady vibrations, also called oscillations, that can be used to regulate the flow of electricity. Quartz chips are made of synthetic crystals that are cut into very small wafers using lasers. The chips are found in clocks, watches, computers, stereos, television, radar and sonar. Quartz is also an ingredient in synthetic stone materials that
gamercat88: this scene giving me major Corline vibes
PharaohBender27: Whoever suggesting that we're in a Hot Fuzz scenario - I think you might be right
TheM8: she is crafty
r10pez10: i think i might play this game
vellebastet: hmmmmmm
Zalthia: Huh
RandomTrivia: LUL
Rhynerd: Means she knows how to lockpick
TheM8: :D
Alahmnat: @PharaohBender27 *takes a bow*
Zalthia: quartz is neat
JadedCynic: Pizeoelectricity @Zyme86 (sorry for bad spelling)
gamercat88: gotta spring mom from jail
RandomTrivia: I love the way her eyebrows can be seen through her fringe, so she can be maximally expressive at all times
JqlGirl: it was jenny
TheM8: AdvVeture!!!
Alahmnat: nope
mowdownjoe: NOEP
RandomTrivia: Oh that is cursed
kusinohki: "she's just a kid... what can she do?" - unless YA novels lied to me, she's the only one who can save the world
Pteraspidomorphi: RandomTrivia: It is very anime/manga
KeytarCat: Oh god, that sounds like my alarm
Styxseus: oh good
Zyme86: in b4 5 nights remake
Sarah_Serinde: I was getting vibes of those two framing Jenny's mom for some purpose. Don't know if that's just what the writers want to make us think right now though
MolaMolaphant: heh, that's what she said to her grandpa when he arrested her mom
TheM8: who is the narrator?
JadedCynic: "quartz timing" for a watch means a current being run thropugh a crystal to vibrate at something approximating a multiple matching seconds
MortifiedPenguins: jenny has the correct response against cops
r10pez10: the narrator is the author
Sarah_Serinde: With the "don't let her out of your sight, she's a Leclue" implying that Jenny would investigate too much and cause trouble
RandomTrivia: A warm red embrace? Like the fire you're going to use to burn this whole town to the ground?
Metric_Furlong: Arthur the author
JadedCynic: wait....the quartz being used in an ELECTRIC LIGHT?
StreetRach: Oh boy! Dressage!
Rhynerd: There’s gotta be a vent around here to use!
HundreydAundre: That's no ordinary's a surveillance plush, maybe...
JadedCynic: the electrical current would cause the quartz to vibrate
CoyoteSans: that is a terrifyingly spiky ceiling light fixture for a minor's bedroom
kusinohki: at least it's not over the bed...
JadedCynic: why were those just unscrewed?
Rhynerd: @jadedcynic maybe that’s the problem with the town’s electricity. Quartz bulbs.
RandomTrivia: Is this what was draining the power grid? LUL
MortifiedPenguins: @CoyoteSans it's on the ceiling where they can't reach
CrazyZonie: Maybe there's a pattern?
TheM8: You need a pattern ithinl
TheM8: *think
JadedCynic: the blubs exceed the safe max current for the wiring?
r10pez10: ah yes, the pink escape room
TheM8: look for it?
JadedCynic: @Rhynerd yeah, there's something to think on
JadedCynic: agreed, Jenny
Zyme86: is kong there?
TheM8: Lake nowere
RandomTrivia: This place has some ominous names
TheM8: i love these nmes
JadedCynic: that's just a huge loss of heat
mowdownjoe: Are we doing an action escape?
RandomTrivia: Lake Noware, Skull Island, a Dark Forest...
r10pez10: now are
CoyoteSans: I live in a 60s era house, can confirm wiring and electronics from that era are terrifyingly unsafe.
Invitare: that's not protest
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
kusinohki: lake noware, where camp nowhere took place
Alahmnat: did we lose it for a bit there?
JadedCynic: thursday...was the murder
Invitare: also that should be allegedly
Styxseus: oh, so you could litterally be in the middle oh nowhere
JadedCynic: the funeral just three days later?
Invitare: whoever wrote this is a terrible journalist
juneblue58: Wow, there is no way she could possibly have a fair trial after this article.
Invitare: wild violations of journalistic ethics all round
kusinohki: @Styxseus I'd bet good money that line will happen at some point
Bobtheninjagoldfish: there was no blood.. how could she ve covered?
TezzeretTinkerer: The dean wasnt bloody
TezzeretTinkerer: tf
Sarah_Serinde: Jenny...bad news...
JadedCynic: covered in the dean's blood - we have dna testing that works that quick back in the 50s?
CoyoteSans: Oh good, implied disassociative episode.
HundreydAundre: Who hired this draft bit?
Voidhawk42: Oh look. Taking the ring has screwed up everything
JadedCynic: *sniffs* I smell a hatchett job - who paid for this coverup?
TheM8: both?
CrazyZonie: I blame the writer.
PixelArtDragon: But what if she DID do it?
Rhynerd: Porque no los dos?
CleeKru: it feels like they are setting up that the mother was the killer, right?
Alahmnat: that article is 100% "police statement" stenography
JadedCynic: @CrazyZonie yeah,'re supposed to dig UP!
r10pez10: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: Detective pyjama time
Armyguy0: oh hey
Voidhawk42: Heart pattern on ther record
CrazyZonie high fives @JadedCynic
JqlGirl: look at the record
PixelArtDragon: Wait, didn't that record have a heart?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the pattern is on teh record
Armyguy0: were have we seen that
JadedCynic: yeah, drab grey and neutr- the pattern on the heart of the wrecord!
TheM8: THEre is a heart on the Disk?
RandomTrivia: Arthur Dent style
chaostreader: Also, why would her mom be covered in blood when the Dean wasn’t bleeding?
r10pez10: oh no this game has collectibles?
sblue333: the record has pattern
CrookedPenguin: Ah the record, I see.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun there's also a heart shape on the record label - with some bright circles on it
CAKHost: Was there a heart thing by the Pelvis guy?
TheM8: there is a heart on the record!
Linwey: I remember being this anti towards all things girly at that age. It's not an attitude I look back on with fondness.
rocketjohn: Greetings Heather! I hope you are enjoying this game so far :)
Traion: Heather how backseaty do you want Chat to be? Might be good to establish that early
CrookedPenguin: THat's true, are we backseating too much?
vellebastet: Such a self-assured walk sykLaugh
rocketjohn: I think generally one should assume no backseating.
CrookedPenguin: Fair point
rocketjohn: safer to wait to be asked.
JadedCynic: ah, she's not wrong, there's something about the design of light switches that was back in the 40-90s we switched to something that doesn't 'click' as firmly nowadays...but I bet it's safer or longer-lasting, or more power efficent
r10pez10: yeah assume no backseating until they ask, please
TheM8: o.O
Bobtheninjagoldfish: uhhhhh
Metric_Furlong: Traion I don't think the answer is going to have much of an effect on chat's behaviour, I'm afraid :p
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
CAKHost: Wat
TheM8: thats a odd thing to have in a room
SpiffGames: lol
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Is the dad Atrus
HundreydAundre: No I'm not! I observing for the sake of not knowing, sort of.
JadedCynic: needlessly-arbitrary-and-complicated puzzles...
iris_of_ether: :D
rocketjohn: heather is a _good_ videogamer - they will get things without asking chat most of the time i suspect.
Alahmnat: ok I'm back on team Jenny
PixelArtDragon: I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that
Armyguy0: This is some RE shit
armoredscarves: Could someone be kind enough to explain what "backseating" is? :)
The_Voices: more pink
Juliamon: !backseat
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JadedCynic: betcha it's Suzie's Pelvis fan shrine
r10pez10: can we take the pig with us
CrookedPenguin: Backseating is giving answers to puzzles without being asked
Armyguy0: whens this turning in to a lets nope?
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 Will Jenny escape from the Glatz Manor!? Will she learn to recognize Suzi's goodness? Find out next time! Same lrrHEATHER time, same lrrHEATHER channel!
niccus: rip
Armyguy0: oh
JadedCynic: I like that trench coat
Luca0483: wow
Juliamon: uhhh
RandomTrivia: YIKES
vellebastet: WOW
Alahmnat: wow
r10pez10: wow
PharaohBender27: O_o
rocketjohn: armoredscarves it is trying to play the game by telling the streamer what to do.
armoredscarves: :D
JadedCynic: !game pls!
Armyguy0: THERES the lets nope
CaptainSpam: Ha!
KeytarCat: oh jeebers
CleeKru: oh no
LathosTiran: @armoredscarves like backseat driving a car, telling the streamer what to do in the game
GhostValv: benginO7
niccus: guess we can't quit!
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream :)
Pteraspidomorphi: We live here now
Traion: We can never quit the game it seems
TotallyNotaBeholder: Are you sure you want to quit Heather...
TheAinMAP: mattlrWoof
JqlGirl: detectivĂş?
Alahmnat: that's a lot
Voidhawk42: "Cowards Die In Shame"
Styxseus: oh wow
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: good incentive to keep playing
KV1NN4: woW
JadedCynic: man, that's manipulative
Traion: Thanks for the stream Heather, this was delightful
TheM8: Have a Nice time Heather!
LurkerSpine: Thanks for the stream!
Juliamon: Sure was a choice the devs made there
CaptainSpam: Good game so far.
TheMerricat: I guess we have to alt-f4 to escape the game.....
rocketjohn: oh, boo. Sorry i missed it all, i will catcht he VoD :)
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, Heather :)
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Heather lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Montesque64: Already can’t wait for the next episode!
lirazel64: Oh boy, a Saturday stream!
JakeKamas: Thank you for the stream Heather!
LathosTiran: its switch so you can just menu jump
Pteraspidomorphi: Some games don't respect ALT+F4, looking at you Rocket League
Styxseus: I kinda like this so far !
Ham_Hamilton: this was so much fun, really looking forward to next time!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lrrHEATHER lunarj1Heart
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheMerricat: bday100
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, Heather! interesting game, the rough irregularities are getting polished out, like smudges on a crystal :D
HundreydAundre: I do like this game, yes.
Traion: Pteraspidomorphi Switch games are especially bad about that :p
Lucidmooselid: good game good stream bye everyone
RandomTrivia: This game has certainly been A RIDE, and this was the first stream...
PharaohBender27: ^
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream Heather! lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
JadedCynic: Here's hoping Angus gets through his rough patch, and becomes a better writer from this experience
JadedCynic: 2hr
Brozard: Oh geez, has it already been 3 hours?
JadedCynic: @Brozard IKR? I was expecting a break...then I got surprised at the time :D
Traion: Remember Checkpoint is the Teaser Trailer for Chillpoint
PharaohBender27: ^
Ba_Dum_Tish: Extra heather
rocketjohn: Contenders... ready!
TezzeretTinkerer: Well this was quite deightful
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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PharaohBender27: I straight up have that page bookmarked
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
JadedCynic: I will say this about the game - it made the time fly past unnoticed <3
Metric_Furlong: yeah, game seems cool
Pteraspidomorphi: This is very much my raspberry jam too
Traion: THese three hours flew by
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
PharaohBender27: So long! lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
vellebastet: All of the voices are really good
Metric_Furlong: bye Heather, thanks for the stream
vellebastet: byee
CAKHost: Bye!
JadedCynic: thanks heather - have a great time, and cya later! o/
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
GapFiller: bye Heather lrrHEATHER see yr later lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Time for the drop!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
sfn____: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Out of Space) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
PharaohBender27: WUB WUB WUB WUB
RandomTrivia: *sick wubs intensifies*
beowuuf: bye! thanks!
Styxseus: thanks for the stream <3
kusinohki: which desert bus did this come from?
Juliamon: Whichever one was Matt Wubbins. I think 7?
PharaohBender27: Lemme check
BibitteNoire: 5 i think
Juliamon: It had to be either 4, 5, or 7
BibitteNoire: 2011 on bandcamp
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: "sorry about your dad!"
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BibitteNoire: Bye
Amentur: Bye bye lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor lrrWOW lunarj1Heart
Alahmnat: thanks for the tip, Heather!
kusinohki: heather doing PSAs now??
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
beowuuf: :D
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