beowuuf: Presumably Qwerpline was actually in the pipes for editing?
TehAmelie: the worst kind of dreams, eh
beowuuf: certainly the most waste of all that imagination and weirdness to dream abotu something plausable :p
MAPBoardgames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (As the distant colony world of Corbinec is overwhelmed by a vicious alien organism, which directives will the colony's four artificial people choose to follow? Game: Alien: First Law) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
beowuuf: And remember, clearly the space jockey has been mr snuffalupogus all along...
TehAmelie: one time i dreamed i was in a conversation with a group of friends my cousin used to know that was heavily referencing a prior meeting with the same people and i have no way of finding out if that prior meeting really happened or not. i can only hope it was a dream cause i acted like a pedantic baby that shot down every idea everyone had for things we might do. . .
malc: why is there a guy outside my window saying "meow."
malc: you're not a cat
beowuuf: O.O
Earthenone: are you sure? did you ask?
MAPBoardgames: So Cam & Dice Friends have totally sold me on the Alien RPG.
beowuuf: three times?
Metric_Furlong: yeah, it could just be cosplaying a human
MAPBoardgames: I'm writing an adventure now, but need some help. Can anyone come up with a good name for a space station?
beowuuf: I like the alien RPG and bought the pdf ages ago. Keep meaning to buy the hardback too, just cause. It makes a fair stab at pulling all the lore together, and the mechanics seem to gel well with the story feel
TehAmelie: Carmen Miranda's Ghost
beowuuf: Shorten tha tto Miranda's Ghost and that's perfect
TehAmelie: Space Station 3 would be the proper nerd reference name i guess
MAPBoardgames: The thing I don't like about the book is the tables are scattered throughout making it hard to reference.
TehAmelie: sounds like a job for thumbnails
beowuuf: Yeah, the layout is a touch grrr, then again I'm now reading the vampire 5th edition book and it makes all other books positively amazing in comparison :(
MAPBoardgames: Carmen Station could work.
TehAmelie: i think you make them by cutting post-its. . .
MAPBoardgames: Carmen-03 Station
beowuuf: There seems to be a 'lookit, touchable stuff' pack for alien, including a GM screen which might include the tables in a nicer way. Again, at some point might get that just cause. :p
MAPBoardgames: It wouldn't be the first RPG book I've tabbed.
beowuuf: perfect, juuuust enough hinting at the reference while being normal otherwise
Metric_Furlong: was going to say Hesperia 3, but the greek mythology references might be a bit played-out for space things
TehAmelie: Carmen-03 seems good. "Miranda" is such an overdone name for anything sci-fi
TehAmelie: see: Serenity
MAPBoardgames: The other thing about the hard copy is it has a weird smell.
Metric_Furlong: *Hespera
beowuuf: greek mythology is like nerd punctuation, you need it to hold things together and no one really notices it :p
beowuuf: yeah, miranda probably gets used a lot, which is a shame, i still like miranda's ghost as the name of something :(
Metric_Furlong: (the Hesperides being the three nymphs associated with the sunset)
TehAmelie: as long as you don't use letters of the greek alphabet that aren't the letters you want them to be. . .
MAPBoardgames: I already name the ship the players start on. The USCSS Malaga.
beowuuf: as in spanish city or am i missing a refernece?
MAPBoardgames: No. Its a Spanish city. I like the way it sounds.
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie oh no
beowuuf: It has cool mouthfeel and would look good visiually on the side of a ship
MAPBoardgames: @TehAmelie That is a crime against language.
Juliamon: I get mad every time I see that
Sarah_Serinde: Aww I wasn't fast enough with all my errands and chores, and now my dinner won't be ready until slightly after stream rather than slightly before
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Sarah_Serinde: Oh well especially if they start a couple minutes early, that's no help :P
Metric_Furlong: signal
beowuuf: sarah: dst strikes again!
beowuuf: somehow :p
TheMerricat: Evening chat! :)
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Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie mistakes were made
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf No but I have no problem blaming it anyway :D
beowuuf: sergeHi themerricat
beowuuf: sounds good to me!
Sarah_Serinde: At least there's more sun during the timeframe when I actually have time to go outside...
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Metric_Furlong: MAPBoardgames stupid RPGs, getting in the way of watching RPGs Kappa
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TehAmelie: Merricat, it was just an idle rant about people abusing alphabets they don't understand
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beowuuf: i'm going to have to sleep sooner than 2 1/2 hrs from now :(
ButButTheJesus: hi folks is it time for TPK?
mowdownjoe: FURSLAW TIME
Earthenone: have a good stream and remember the real aliens were inside us all along :)
gamercat88: guesses on how many humans are still alive at the base?
bjorlamn: Oh I’m so excited
jae_dorian: I was going to sleep, then i saw the notification for this
TheMerricat: lol @TehAmelie but how would we make fun of people if they didn't keep getting tattoos and what not in languages and scripts they can't read and don't mean anything like what they thought they did? :P
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beckett_brass: I heard the sound of synthetics, and decided to see who was dying next. How's everybody doing?
arcaneIllumination: Hello friends!
beowuuf: lol, cam's comment: population: ???
Jigokuro: fifiLurk
beckett_brass: @arcaneIllumination Hello.
Metric_Furlong: one last chance for a TPK
TehAmelie: i confess i don't remember a lot of the previous streams. challenge: summarize the story so far in 25 words or less
HorusFive: population: declining
PharaohBender27: ShowLove900 I'll have to watch the finale in VOD form due to a meeting, but this was great, and I hope Dice Friends gets to visit the Alien Universe again in the future
RandomTrivia: Stress Dice total: increasing
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beowuuf: i guess is it stabalising now? we're not saying human population after all
Niahlah: Are you Prepared?!
OldsCool: @HorusFive the human population shure
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie Our friendly Synth characters went Red Dwarf, then Aliens made it serious, now we are road tripping.
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie alien infestation threatens colony, robots decide to peace out up a mountain
TehAmelie: hello dice friends
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydHype
vellebastet: Hello, all
DiscordianTokkan: Wooo! First Law!
vellebastet: lrrHEART
beowuuf: tehamelie: stress dice more stress dice new orders trip outside camp everything is fine
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DigitalSeahorse: texcubPride
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
HorusFive: I EAT!
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Scarri brought an Alien home, everybody's dying, Gardner's playing Fisher King in his dreams reprogramming Synths to run errands.
Niahlah: Alex needs to tell us what these e-mote ions are
RandomTrivia: I EAT I EAT I
TehAmelie: well those four versions together make a kind of sense
noSmokeFire: Gardner: "Always drink your ovaltine"
nullvoid8: First Law: Last Law
ArdCollider: dude's got big Clovis Bray energy
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
asthanius: oh hell yeah
ButButTheJesus: I CAT?
Metric_Furlong: I understood that reference
Sarah_Serinde: *I* got the reference :D
Mr_Whyt: wacky fun
DigitalSeahorse: buffer pls
beowuuf: the eagles !
MAPBoardgames: Cam! You made me buy the Alien RPG. I'm very not upset with you.
TehAmelie: good job going impromptu Torah, chat
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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DigitalSeahorse: omg twtitch
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I regret nothing.
Sarah_Serinde: You did this
DeM0nFiRe: Sorry :(
Metric_Furlong: we did this?
RandomTrivia: Ah beans.
HorusFive: Chat, are we the bad guys?
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Hello.
Mr_Whyt: I'm sorry for all the colonist murders
BraveNewFaves: Such a way with words Cameron.
niccus: we killed all the humans!
beckett_brass: @HorusFive Define bad.
mtvcdm: We did this to the colonists. Personally. With our own bare hands.
vellebastet: ysbrydMod
DigitalSeahorse: twitch buffering isn't our fault probably
RandomTrivia: Cameron's disclaimers are the best
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Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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OldsCool: the colonists would have....
TehAmelie: Torah is the version of the Bible where every page is annotated by four rabbis of differing opinions, right
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: I still gotta eat my late dinner, so be good chat :P
letfireraindown: woooooo
Metric_Furlong: *Wrath of Mod
RandomTrivia: LUL
mrsarkhan: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
ButButTheJesus: <3 MODS
SmithKurosaki: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Not really.
maestrith: so no intraPridebooty then?
Niahlah: !advice
TheMerricat: ysbrydMod sergeModLove ysbrydMod sergeModLove
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Sarah_Serinde: Metric_Furlong gabyLul
DigitalSeahorse: katesBless texcubHalo
beckett_brass: Wrath of God mode? Does that mean that they're constanlty spending WW+2?
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
xantos69: Things can end lots of ways.
beowuuf: bravenewfaves: a teaser trailer today you say? lrrAWESOME hype
HorusFive: It's 8pm. Nukes from orbit arrive
JadedCynic: Oh GOOD; that'll be nice
DeM0nFiRe: Wait does that mean he mods are going to remove all creatures from the battlefield?
OldsCool: yay
vellebastet: It'll be like yelling at the TV during a scary movie
EscherichiaCole: A teaser!?
vellebastet: 🍿
asthanius: Oooh!
Sarah_Serinde: DeM0nFiRe Only when it's most advantageous for us
DeM0nFiRe: Next Campaign PogChamp
Metric_Furlong: dun dun DUN
tyrsredritehand: xenomorphs. why did it have to be xenomorphs?
ContingentCat: ooo next hing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM I am excited for this
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde Define Advantageous.
gualdhar: ooooohhhhhh teasers!
beowuuf: lrrFINE
OldsCool: as someone runing and writeing an Alien Cinimatic campaign the debreif would be realy great
Sarah_Serinde: beckett_brass Don't even worry about it :P
PopeWorldbuild: lrrFINE lrrFINE
lyropithic: It got... ejackted?
Snowcookies: hello
SachielOne: Please be vampires
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde ...*prepares a counterspell*
DeM0nFiRe: Sarah_Serinde LUL
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies Hello.
DiscordianTokkan: Teaser Trailer!
beowuuf: everything is hype
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydHype
nullvoid8: that's probably my only quibble with Dice Friends, the campaigns never get to just keep running until a natural conclusion, they're all on a set time schedule
RandomTrivia: Excitement? Excitement!
BraveNewFaves: Expect some tonal whiplash
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy
asthanius: Yes I am, Graham's voice!
Mr_Whyt: boy howdy
MAPBoardgames: I have a mix of emotions.
Lysander_Gustav: oh okay
Sarah_Serinde: PrideLGBTea
noSmokeFire: :0
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
mtvcdm: oh no
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Blade_Tiger: oh boy
ContingentCat: Oooo Queer bards
TehAmelie: "Honorable Stupid Arugula Lit Fam" sounds like the best description of chat yet
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Snowcookies: ooh
OldsCool: oh gods
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: benginHype benginHype benginHype katesHype katesHype katesHype
drfox17: waht
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
vellebastet: OMG
asthanius: !!!
Blade_Tiger: OH NO
Foxmar320: omg
BlackIsis: I saw that pun coming
Lysander_Gustav: This sounds delightful.
Sarah_Serinde: Here for it gabyLul
Wrexadecimal: oh yes
RandomTrivia: YASS
LadyAiluros: i am aggressively here for this
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
HorusFive: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: I have questions
LoadingReadyRun: (Kathleen & Michelle have been working on this for months)
mrsarkhan: I'm dying
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
TheMerricat: LOL
noSmokeFire: holy SHIT
xantos69: I...I must watch this.
RandomTrivia: Oh my goodness
ElementalAlchemist: oh heck yes
Alas_Babylon: Oh sweet lord
GoAmpDog2: yes just yes
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I see an Erika in that list
beowuuf: wow, nice cast
FenrisSchafer: Yaasss!!
mowdownjoe: With guest Tappy? Cool!
EscherichiaCole: hehehhe
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
mtvcdm: Oh yes
JadedCynic: oof
mrsarkhan: holy shit that's amazing
MAPBoardgames: I'm on board.
BraveNewFaves: I think she'll manage
bjorlamn: Oh yes please
RomanGoro: Oh bus, that's an awesome cast list
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun time well spent
DigitalSeahorse: that was different
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PopeWorldbuild: OH DEAR
MaverickArtist: Yaaaasssss!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: I am 1000% here for that
maestrith: Who will be running it?
JadedCynic: save the date
Niahlah: RIP the vocal cords
lochnessseammonster: i'm so excited for all this
DigitalSeahorse: had to restart my browser
RurouniGeo: LUL
Metric_Furlong: that pun game is so strong it's almost got me interested in a D&D thing :p
asthanius: D&D is in the eye of the Beholder
BlackIsis: tough love, cam
RandomTrivia: Praise Heather!
vellebastet: God I love all of you
TheMerricat: Matt's birthday(?) card keeps capturing my eye
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
BraveNewFaves: Michelle Rapp is running Queer as Hell
ContingentCat: ooooo
kilnfiendpotter: Yes I am!
vellebastet: Oh, cool!
Alas_Babylon: @Metric_Furlong I will say, even if you're normally not interested in D&D content, the campaigns LRR tends to run usually ring a different tone than the usual podcasts, I think you'll find them real enjoyable
kilnfiendpotter: That is me! Running this fabulous campaign!
maestrith: @BraveNewFaves Thank you
RandomTrivia: Michelle Rapp is running it? EVEN MORE HYPE
MrSaturdayNite: It just went on YouTube. Shoutout to Heather, I presume.
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mrsarkhan: lrrDARK
TehAmelie: woo team JP
Metric_Furlong: Alas_Babylon I'm familiar with LRR's previous D&D streams :p
Alas_Babylon: heh, gotcha
TehAmelie: (that made more sense while John Paul II was pope, admittedly)
JadedCynic: nice twist on the story of The Fisher King
Alas_Babylon: Oof
PopeWorldbuild: Oof
DeM0nFiRe: Wow that is such a good payoff
thraximore: Oh dear
grander_pastures: God, I loved these little Fisher King interludes
PopeWorldbuild: BEST
vellebastet: sykLaugh
TehAmelie: Gidget has superhuman empathy, if memory serves
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah they've been super good intros
Despoiler98: 1 hand needed
Alas_Babylon: You ever just CTRL-W out of a tab when you mean to SHIFT-W to start a sentence with a capital W
beowuuf: 6 empathy, more empathy than humanly possible
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta say, I'm going to miss Positive Seal
Sarah_Serinde: Positive Seal will be back
TheMerricat: @Alas_Babylon Not only have I done that, I've managed to close everything in a flailing attempt to reopen them while still not realizing my fingers are in the wrong spots.
Sarah_Serinde: Positive Seal is good company :3
Alas_Babylon: @TheMerricat ouch
MAPBoardgames: Take me to their leader.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, I know, but when they're gone between shows I'll miss them, haha
RandomTrivia: LUL
Solipsody: @beowuuf And yet I don't get the impression Gidget's bedside manner is all that great...
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
Mr_Whyt: what a twist!
Despoiler98: wait what? DOH
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: again?!
RandomTrivia: No it isn't Cam!
JadedCynic: Well, more like A bad guy - there's LOTS
RandomTrivia: Not any more!
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! No! That's not a friend!
beowuuf: though making new friends out of your old friends is frowned upon
thraximore: No I think that's the monster /s
Alas_Babylon: What if human bad
grander_pastures: Oh look the evil is MAN
DiscordianTokkan: oh my GOD
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RurouniGeo: Wowwwwwww
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
vellebastet: hmmmmmm
Niahlah: Chobits?!?
TheMerricat: ^_____^
xantos69: Yea...Not wrong.
Metric_Furlong: fuk
Jigokuro: lrrWOW
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Niahlah: wow...
ButButTheJesus: i dun get it
JadedCynic: "Man has always been the poison...."
beowuuf: solipsody: different skill :p
Wrexadecimal: oh wow. the callback
nullvoid8: nnng. ALEX
TheMerricat: Chobits is a show about robots... sorta... it's an anime and well the robots are girls....
MAPBoardgames: Local corpse count: 1
ButButTheJesus: @TheMerricat ah ok
chaostreader: Oh look. A castle!
Wrexadecimal: @TheMerricat sounds about right fromt he amount of episodes of it I watched on VCD back The Day™
OldsCool: a thing occured
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The real monster was us all along! wait... no the Alien ripped a a bunch of people apart and laid eggs inside them. The alien was probably the monster
JadedCynic: I think we CUT on them just about to analyse the robot's storage
Alas_Babylon: "Latest email from corporate: 'I AM EVIL'"
Niahlah: I think Bishop would agree that the alien was the monster
mtvcdm: The alien was just doing its job
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun something something No Los Dos
MAPBoardgames: Gray is going to the instant-replay.
mtvcdm: We don't know the alien's side of the story.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun A monster - the real twist is that there can be more than one: Mankind AND the 'xeno'
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The Alien was just doing its job. Unfortunately that job is *being a monster*
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
beowuuf: The real monster was the predator cameron will introduce in the next scene hunting them all
Despoiler98: Rule of Cool
BrindleBoar: shiny
Despoiler98: ooooo pretty
grander_pastures: Oh nooooo
JadedCynic: @beowuuf at the end of the session, the final scene has a Yautja ship land and some hunters exit to 'clean up' everything...
grander_pastures: this is a Bad Ting
MAPBoardgames: A horseshoe? Lucky!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL inside a reflective sphere? Fire the lasers!
beowuuf: jadedcynic: i'm not sure if cameron would throw up in his mouth at the thought of doing that, or giggle with glee at the wrongness of it
beowuuf: oh, this is the movie Sphere? So the real monster is Duston Hoffman?
JadedCynic: Lately, I kinda feel the latter (maybe even just to goad Alex for luls?) ;)
DigitalSeahorse: a lower case u?
vellebastet: huh
DiscordianTokkan: A Sand cast of it
ButButTheJesus: wtf indeed
TheWriterAleph: uwu
OldsCool: oh that not great
gamercat88: a mortal shell of sort
grander_pastures: So the negative space is the shape of the ship
TheMerricat: Andy's joy at all of this is infectious.
nullvoid8: Didn't the last alien campaign have a negative space area?
beowuuf: jadedcynic: i mean cameron and adam basically had a panalysts where they would host a terrilble children's play of the predator just to see if the world would get nuked, so...
RealGamerCow: I would certainly hope not Alex
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This has mass.
MAPBoardgames: It seems to have mass.
ContingentCat: this sure exists
grander_pastures: So this cavern is large enough that the ship fitted in, and then the glass totally filled the rest of the space
TheWriterAleph: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
PopeWorldbuild: Is matter.
grander_pastures: lordy
JadedCynic: @beowuuf yeah, I totally feel "bold of you to assume I have any sense of self-preservation anymore" applies to Cam :D
ArdentSlacker: matter matters.
JadedCynic: it's matter
TheWriterAleph: what's? the matter?
JadedCynic: it exists
DeM0nFiRe: Good old Barry Onic. Nice guy
DigitalSeahorse: tqsSmug
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
Sarah_Serinde: Judith no
RandomTrivia: Ah, it was about time this happened LUL
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
ladylinzington: oh boy
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vellebastet: sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Oh Cam :D
OldsCool: do it
Niahlah: Judith is trying to be Handy
RealGamerCow: Oh, we District 99-ing?
MAPBoardgames: The hand of Vecna!
OldsCool: yay
TheMerricat: Judith is going to become the ur-synth-alien.
gualdhar: it was a dick, wasn't it
JadedCynic: Cam's used Vecna's artifacts in the past...
ButButTheJesus: :D
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahahaha
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Despoiler98: Fanart please
beowuuf: choice: do I apply the hand to my stump right away, or do I pause for a moment dramatically before jamming it on my stump?
SpacePotato01: wait you can hold up three middle fingers?
JadedCynic: it's another Right hand - Judith lost her left hand...
mitomanox: lrrHAM
JadedCynic: it doesn't seem compatible...
PopeWorldbuild: Hand is WRONG
Jennie_Fuchsia: “Well, I guess I’m right handed NOW”
ContingentCat: but we established Judith is a lefty so would they be two dominent hands?
mitomanox: hubris
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DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink pegaYep
mtvcdm: It's a tree branch with a sign labeled 'HAND' stapled to it
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL so this stuff would be Black Baryonic, I guess. You gotta watch out for those Grizzly Baryons
SpacePotato01: no it's a foot
vellebastet: Scare away the humans
DigitalSeahorse: crab hand
Niahlah: cauterize?
MAPBoardgames: Or give really excellent high-fives!
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun "Yes it is, Other Barryon."
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
FerociousPeach: @LoadingReadyRun that was terrible and I love it
mitomanox: killer high fives
JadedCynic: "Nanomachines, son"
JadedCynic: NICE one Andy! <3
Lysander_Gustav: science!
beowuuf: Baryon My Wayward son
Getter404: Was that Asimov or Arthur C Clark?
RealGamerCow: Clark, but potato potato
Despoiler98: @JadedCynic I WAS JUST typing that
OldsCool: Clarke
PopeWorldbuild: Wrong polarity
Lysander_Gustav: don't worry about it
mtvcdm: Sometimes a dumb thing shouldn't work but ends up "working"
MAPBoardgames: Flip it around and put it on fingers first.
PopeWorldbuild: Hulk fist
DigitalSeahorse: brickiEyes
Getter404: The real Renegade Option would be claiming it was Sagan and watching the fists fly
LoadingReadyRun: DO wrists have polarity?
SpacePotato01: in 'Dark Seed I and II', biomechanical equipment automatically merged with the user, and that used all kinds of Giger art so I think it's canonical.
RealGamerCow: Magnets how do they work?
JadedCynic: @Getter404 funny story: Clarke and Asimov had a deal - if anyone asked Clarke about it, he'd say he got it from Asimov, and if anyone asked Asimov about it, HE would say he got it from Clarke :D
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
RandomTrivia: UH
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
SpacePotato01: that's handy
mitomanox: TMI
RurouniGeo: imaDisgust imaDisgust imaDisgust
Rhynerd: Handy!
TheWriterAleph: UGGH
Sarah_Serinde: Not disturbing in any way
grander_pastures: REVERSE REVERSE
MAPBoardgames: uhh...
PopeWorldbuild: ALL THE NOPE
quillilian: *shlorp*
ElementalAlchemist: This won't cause problems later
TheMerricat: Yes Giger was all about biomechanical nightmare shit.
DigitalSeahorse: texcubThink
ArdentSlacker: Hands... holding hands... reaching out... holding youuuuu
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Getter404: @JadedCynic Okay, that is wholesome and beautiful, I love it.
ArdentSlacker: sweet caroline?
mitomanox: @TheMerricat precisely
OldsCool: oh interesting
nullvoid8: I feel like humans would be gaining stress die here
DiscordianTokkan: Sweeeet Caroliiiine
Rhynerd: Convenient, but horrifying!
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
SpacePotato01: heavy handed?
OldsCool: facinateing
Despoiler98: that is the RIGHT question
GhassanPL: It reminds you of the Annihilation movie :P
JadedCynic: @Getter404 friends with common interests can make the world so much more fun <3
beowuuf: Luckily Finch with his 8 strength is sround to help hold it up :p
OldsCool: she thought it would be Handy
LoadingReadyRun: I'm sure it's armless
JadedCynic: That's some efficient thinking Judith!
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun lrrWOW
ArdentSlacker: survey says...!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Alas_Babylon: Can Finch dig it?
MAPBoardgames: Finch sounds nervous.
RandomTrivia: Ah, Finch is cockney but grew up in the Midlands
TheWriterAleph: finch is crackin up
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia so the design was created in London, including the programming for the voice-set, but Finch was fabricated in a plant in say Sheffield?
JadedCynic: and this trained by Midlands-speakers?
Alas_Babylon: un éxito!
ArdentSlacker: What if it's based on what voice actors were handy?
ButButTheJesus: spiderbot, spiderbot...
thrythlind: Last night's insomnia is catching up to me.... I'll have to finish this up on YouTube
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic Yeah, I would believe that :D
Solipsody: @ArdentSlacker Or just cheap.
ButButTheJesus: does whatever a... spiderbot...
thrythlind: Good luck everybody
thrythlind: don't die
beckett_brass: @thrythlind But dying is fun!
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ArdentSlacker: @Solipsody Exactly! :D
MAPBoardgames: 4 singles if you cut them right.
saucemaster5000: Inside everyone is two pears
RealGamerCow: Tusken Raider time?
ButButTheJesus: spins a web, spiderbot...
Wrexadecimal: tachikoma? :P
MAPBoardgames: Charlotte 2?
JadedCynic: cat-size
ButButTheJesus: look out its spiderbooooooot
RealGamerCow: apple squeezies!
JadedCynic: capacitance charging surface on the lid of the 'laptop' control unit
DiscordianTokkan: "Barker! Get me some Apple Squeezies!" wait, wrong campaign
TheMerricat: Portable, _by you_
JadedCynic: Detritus found his siege crossbow <3
RandomTrivia: LUL
PopeWorldbuild: Terrifying
vellebastet: "protable by you. And only you."
TheMerricat: This really is Red Dwarf meets Aliens. :D
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! No! Let's go hiding!
beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus But exploring is fun!
Blade_Tiger: do synths even have spit?
RealGamerCow: well drills are typically built like that with segments
Sarah_Serinde: Well it's Cameron's game, so if he says it exists, it exists :D
letfireraindown: Note to Future Cam, There are litteral drills with Magnetic bases that can be mounted to a metal ceiling to drill through concrete and rebar
Solipsody: @RealGamerCow I used to make core drills just like that for mining exploration.
ButButTheJesus: @beckett_brass well we can have little explore, as a treat
BrindleBoar: eugh
fcloud: cori's "yuck" face :3
RealGamerCow: Cori is fine with that
vellebastet: sykLaugh
TheMerricat: I have goldfish memory so this might have been the original reference but isn't that how oil derrick drills work? they just keep shoving segments on the end as it goes down?
SachielOne: Next up it will turn into the Ghost In The Shell ultrafast keyboard splitty hand thing
JadedCynic: oh you're going off the outcrop; the dice result figures out whether you manage to leave the outcrop SAFELY :D
SachielOne: SCREE!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: scree is loose rock often at the bottom of a cliff or slope
JadedCynic: pink
SachielOne: It is also the noise the Great Serpent of Ronka makes.
MAPBoardgames: I don't know dirt about geology.
SkipIives: If it’s like the Mako, watch out for texture geometry.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL SCREE! is also the noise you make when you unexpectedly stand on some scree
TheMerricat: LOL "Looks like rock to me!"
asthanius: "It's a rock. Rocks are natural"
Solipsody: Ugh, okay. Daylight Savings wins... Gonna have to catch up on the VOD. 'Later.
TheMerricat: night @Solipsody enjoy your sleep!
JadedCynic: scree is usually sedementary rock rather than igneous granite or metamorphic marble, but hey - it's an infinite universe
beckett_brass: @Solipsody Good night
JadedCynic: gnite @Solipsody o/
niccus: should've sent a robot poet
nullvoid8: I'm picturing something like this for Judith's new arm
PopeWorldbuild: Curious
MAPBoardgames: Found him.
nullvoid8: yes, that is a sword with a hand for a hilt
asthanius: A hole in space
JadedCynic: it's like a corridor, not a shaft
Despoiler98: uh oh
ButButTheJesus: "I love the Power Glove. Its so bad." - Judith, probably
BrindleBoar: hooray mummies
RandomTrivia: Oh.
MAPBoardgames: Local corpse count: 2
JadedCynic: wait, did they pack Castle's corpse into the crawler?
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gamercat88: loot the body
asthanius: "Based on dental records, this body has no teeth"
MAPBoardgames: Petcher seems kind of RIDGEd
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: I assume the synthetics have LED eyes or something
JadedCynic: years ago - before the atmosphere was generated....even just abandoned they'd run out of air before dying of thirst or starvation
RealGamerCow: Secret Tunnel!
Despoiler98: thats not very far
JadedCynic: @asthanius you mean 'augmented with LED lights' - their eyes would still be cameras like ours, just not fleshy
RandomTrivia: Spiderbot, Spiderbot, does whatever the synths will not. Goes through holes, scouts the room, no-one cares if it meets its doom. Look out! Here comes the Spiderbot!
Alas_Babylon: @RandomTrivia *clap clap*
Despoiler98: Weeeeeee VERTIGO TIME
asthanius: @JadedCynic It would've been smarter if I had said that, but no, I meant the dumb thing :P
LoadingReadyRun: Our team of teenage detectives is going to investigate the spooky old Petcher cave
vellebastet: @randomtrivia sykLaugh lrrHEART
JadedCynic: @asthanius chat covers for and helps chat SeemsGood
FerociousPeach: something's messing with the internal gyroscopes
ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia lrrGOAT
Despoiler98: oh so NO GRAVITY
2Flower: Left to right: Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, Velma.
RandomTrivia: Gravity pls
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
Despoiler98: Gravity why you playin
asthanius: inertia says hi
tenthtechpriest: SUCC
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Wrexadecimal: UMM
Despoiler98: damnit cori
RandomTrivia: You can't Alex! It doesn't gravity very well at all!
asthanius: succhole
Alas_Babylon: hol' up
DiscordianTokkan: Gravvity Succole
vellebastet: Cori lrrHEART
RurouniGeo: tppowerFree tppowerFree tppowerFree
DigitalSeahorse: SUCC hole
Alas_Babylon: Space Succ
beowuuf: !hole
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL there's some proto-molecule type shenanigans going on here
JadedCynic: @asthanius chat succeeds by basis of collective intelligence, knowledge etc :D
PopeWorldbuild: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: Are we about to meet Red Matter and Spock chat?
ContingentCat: let's not put all our synths in one basket
Despoiler98: @TheMerricat dont ever speak about red matter in my presence again >.>
MAPBoardgames: pick a pebble off the wall to toss.
JadedCynic: @2Flower well, for me it's more like: Shaggy, Daphne, Scoopy, Velma (and Cam is Fred?)
TheMerricat: LOL @Despoiler98 it hurts me too. me too.
asthanius: one of those cool videogame hallways
mitomanox: back here! who's not dead yet?
NotCainNorAbel: I think the drill was bent
JadedCynic: >.<
MAPBoardgames: We Forest Temple now boys!
2Flower: @jadedcynic Also valid.
SpacePotato01: I am so here for this.
beckett_brass: @mitomanox No one new who's dead, but we've found a couple of corpses (don't remember the names)
asthanius: tying cable in bows
beckett_brass: @mitomanox Also, this cavern is physically weird. For example, gravity applies differently.
JadedCynic: white fluid seeps out of gray's arm
mitomanox: thanks for the update @beckett_brass
asthanius: ramming speed!
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass @mitomanox Castle at the survey 'camp' (one of the survey team), and now Pritcher(sp?) the supposed murder victim back years ago
letfireraindown: I just have the idea of the Grey saying, " you three draw to choose, i'm gonna see what jumping does!"
gamercat88: sticky wall, gross
ContingentCat: huh
JadedCynic: fry_squint.gif
LoadingReadyRun: Gravity! It a Law-- actually really more of a guideline
mitomanox: "hand sticks to the wall" happens often in my bedroom
arcaneIllumination: Walls give everything spider climb?
RandomTrivia: "Nearby objects behave as if it has mass" hmmm......
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun gravity may be a law, but local ordinances can have precedence over it
vellebastet: Finch
vellebastet: lrrHEART
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun I guess the aliens have a good attorney.
mitomanox: hooray for positive seal <3
asthanius: still tied to Gray
LoadingReadyRun: it's like Magic Cards. Laws are laws, unless something says different
JadedCynic: Positive Seal is always a good thing to have around...
mitomanox: i wonder how a blend of positive seal and xenomorph would look like
MAPBoardgames: Beware! The groove!
SpacePotato01: Finch has found the groove.
JadedCynic: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
Alas_Babylon: We're off to Never Never land.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: How Judith Got Her Groove Back?
vellebastet: 🍿🍿🍿
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Don't piss off the kitchen staff.
BrindleBoar: we Evil Dead now!
LoadingReadyRun: @Alas_Babylon Never Never Hand?
RomanGoro: Excellent advice, LRRBot
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Cori went to the blurry dimension!
Sarah_Serinde: Cori is Fine :P
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun oh no
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
vellebastet: Ah, there we go
PopeWorldbuild: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
vellebastet: Cori lrrHEART
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared
RandomTrivia: Uh
tenthtechpriest: they whatnow
mitomanox: "flow into the groove""
ContingentCat: lrrFINE_HF
RandomTrivia: oh no
kalira77: groove is in the hand
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
OldsCool: well thats handy
vellebastet: ruh roh
mitomanox: hand-o-rama
JadedCynic: biometric lock? handy thing to bring the hand
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic *polite applause*
OldsCool: that tracks
JadedCynic: the door-sphincter irises open
Nigouki: i've always loved sphincter doors
LoadingReadyRun: What do you call a skeleton key that still has skin on it?
Despoiler98: YIPE! *falls*
PopeWorldbuild: Oope
Alas_Babylon: Gaze, into the iris
mitomanox: hand in sphincter
JadedCynic: cue Looney Tunes cloud of dust after they fall...after an awkward pause
ladylinzington: @LoadingReadyRun an SCP
vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun My guess would be: aaaaaaAAAAHHHHHH
I_Am_Clockwork: @LoadingReadyRun a Zombkey
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun The Master Hand?
mitomanox: "you have no hole""
PopeWorldbuild: No Hope
JadedCynic: wait, does it open ALL doors or only some - if all, Master Hand, if only some - yeah, zombkey
RandomTrivia: Welp
itomeshi: If only James was here...
LoadingReadyRun: Goofy: Woohooohoohooohooohoo
mitomanox: "no hope" sounds accurate coming from the pope @PopeWorldbuild
RandomTrivia: Finch go *squidge*
TheMerricat: Cam you evil.....
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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MAPBoardgames: Finch drops like an anchor.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Niahlah: finch go *THUD*
JadedCynic: Goofy_wail.wav
vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
SpacePotato01: in the meantime they're doing the wile-e-coyote in midair thing
JadedCynic: yay, I get to walk around a bit
OldsCool: so crunch basicly
RealGamerCow: Finch: Oh Crumbs *thud*
kalira77: well that makes sense. he is caring a large piece of industrial equipment
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
DarkMorford: goofy_holler.flac
bjorlamn: Uh
SkipIives: heh
RandomTrivia: *cartoon falling object descending whistle*
SkipIives: I am really enjoying this game.
JadedCynic: @SpacePotato01 yeah, the trademark Looney Tunes 'nervous pause' before plunging down and leaving behind a little cloud of dust
JadedCynic: !game good
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LoadingReadyRun: cut to Alien standing on the floor below. Alien looks up as it hears a whistling...
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic Grey holds up a little sign that says "YIPE!" right before the fall
JadedCynic: Alien: resigned_sigh.wav
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford 1000% SeemsGood
beckett_brass: went out to get dinner. What have I missed?
SpacePotato01: @JadedCynic It does beg the question though, if gravity was coming from the walls, and the 'wall' disappears, doesn't that mean they're in microgravity now?
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TheMerricat: @beckett_brass we've gone from Aliens meets Red Dwarf to Red Dwarf meets loony toons :P
ArdentSlacker: depends on how the artificial gravity works. I mean, doesn't sound like a magnetic boots situation.
beckett_brass: @TheMerricat I'm sorry, what?
Despoiler98: katesDance katesDance katesDance katesDance
ArdentSlacker: @TheMerricat 4x Kryten?
EdoardoZone: this is pretty good.
beckett_brass: @TheMerricat Also, considering the GM, I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed...
vellebastet: breyaPotato breyaPotato breyaPotato
SpacePotato01: If I were designing a crazy magic tunnel, I'd make it so gravity allowed the people on the iris to gently lower to whatever was on the other side.
JadedCynic: @SpacePotato01 I should've paid closer attention - I was under the impression they were STANDING on the wall as a floor, ergo enough 'sideways' gravitational force acting on them to allow them to stand, so 9.98m/s^2 as they 'fall/fly' 'down/along' the 'corridor/shaft' (which words apply depends on your point of reference)
TheMerricat: The crew has found what sounds like an Engineer ship still powered with artificial gravity, they don't kn "know" this though. They just accidently opened a door and 'fell down' through it
lirazel64: There's a hole in the cosmos, dear Liza, dear Liza...
JadedCynic: yeah, some of the hardest parts of working in space/weightless environment is accurate communication :P
beckett_brass: @lirazel64 Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry...
EdoardoZone: chiptune ftw.
DiscordianTokkan: V O I D sergeFall
TheMerricat: Can you find a subocean if you aren't in a video game chat?
LoadingReadyRun: glad they were all tied together. Much safer
TheMerricat: LOL
HundreydAundre: But alas, A TRAP!
NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun The buddy system works
JadedCynic: LoadingReadyRun is NOT wrong
fcloud: !storm
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JadedCynic: @NotCainNorAbel good point- half of the team members have something softer to land on :D
JadedCynic: no UV, no radio...crap
NotCainNorAbel: @JadedCynic three out of four if they do it 'right'
LoadingReadyRun: black cat in a coal barge with it's eyes closed
asthanius: "It's the lamp from Pixar"
Despoiler98: UMMMMM
PopeWorldbuild: What?!?!?!?
asthanius: OH HELLO
mitomanox: one more corpse in the bank
PopeWorldbuild: He was just outside
JadedCynic: Ikea's Legally-Not-Werner-Herzog: "Do not feel bad for the lamp"
gamercat88: we are all Petra
JadedCynic: dessicated
vellebastet: 🍿
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Alex) [now] Is everyone else malfunctioning in the same way I am? | as Gray
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Sarah_Serinde: Seems like a mood tbh
RealGamerCow: !ing
TheMerricat: oh, I thought this was a DEAD corpse, we've got an undead here?
PopeWorldbuild: OH HELL
JadedCynic: TY Sarah <3
Despoiler98: OH HERE WE GO
ContingentCat: lrrFINE_HF
ButButTheJesus: OH BOY
RandomTrivia: E G G
EdoardoZone: fire hasard
DiscordianTokkan: Leon's Easter voice: Egg
DarkMorford: Who wants omelettes?
nullvoid8: instead of sharp what? My player crashed.
TheMerricat: Hey guys, I've got a wonderful idea! Lets stick our face over the eggs!
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW lrrFINE_BW lrrFINE_BW
JadedCynic: soft-but-firm smooth-but-textured ovid things
Sarah_Serinde: Uhhh lrrFINE_HF
MTGRanger: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
OldsCool: oh dear
arcaneIllumination: He's alive?
ContingentCat: in a way they did
JadedCynic: @nullvoid8 alien eggs
PopeWorldbuild: CONCERN
DahudLefthanded: FEAR
JadedCynic: Pitcher or Pritcher?
PopeWorldbuild: Intact
ContingentCat: "appeared"
asthanius: Maybe?
JadedCynic: my hearing has always been bad, and I'm not getting younger
TheMerricat: @arcaneIllumination define alive :D
JadedCynic: not when last we observed the colony, but things don't look good
Despoiler98: UMMMMM
JadedCynic: do you want to tell P?
LoadingReadyRun: going to have to do a.... head... count? when you get back
ContingentCat: Continuous!
Despoiler98: Enthusiastic!
Rhynerd: Consent!
Despoiler98: lol :D
TheMerricat: Cam's cam doing a power pulse just then was a bit spooky
JadedCynic: Good Job, Chat! <3
ContingentCat: rlrAWESOME
ContingentCat: * lrrAWESOME
PopeWorldbuild: EEEEEEEEEE
RandomTrivia: I love this chat community :D
Despoiler98: we did da thing HahaBall
PopeWorldbuild: Oh hell
LoadingReadyRun: were we supposed to bring a bottle of wine or something?
Despoiler98: eeeeewwww
OldsCool: oh good
JadedCynic high-fives each @ContingentCat @Despoiler98 & @Rhynerd o/\o
JadedCynic: ooo, after-image
DiscordianTokkan: lrrCIRCLE_BW
CururuGuasu: O R B
RandomTrivia: *MROW*
ButButTheJesus: kitty!
BrindleBoar: DxCat
Sarah_Serinde: Hello catte
OldsCool: its a hole in fpace
Wrexadecimal: *m r o w*
JadedCynic: MROW!
PopeWorldbuild: KITTY
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
arcaneIllumination: Cat!
Despoiler98: oh MROW
mitomanox: lrrCIRCLE
ContingentCat: katesLoaf
vellebastet: Classic alien
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Sarah_Serinde: katesYell
Despoiler98: a wild KITTEH attacks!
Lysander_Gustav: :D
DigitalSeahorse: katesYell
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
OldsCool: ironicly thats very Alien
RealGamerCow: Have the players revealed their secret messages/motivations yet?
TheMerricat: LOL
ButButTheJesus: @OldsCool IKR
DigitalSeahorse: Alien kitteh
Sarah_Serinde: Here for it
vellebastet: No one is complaining.
ButButTheJesus: expository ftw!
JadedCynic: wait, do we have another PC showing up - alex's pet playing "Jonesy"
SnackPak_: I'm here for Cameron exposition
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
NotCainNorAbel: andy...
TheMerricat: Chat, was the cat only in the first movie? I can't remember what happened to it at the end of 1/start of 2.
quillilian: a captured audience
JadedCynic: to be fair, I'm down with Cameron exposition streams
vellebastet: Andy lrrHEART
PopeWorldbuild: ummmm
TheWriterAleph: good staaart
arcaneIllumination: Cameron exposition is never boring. It's always amazing.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_LH
ButButTheJesus: ooooooh neat
nullvoid8: implying I wouldn't just listen to a Cemeron audio book if I could
nullvoid8: *Cameron
MTGRanger: I for one would love to hear cam talk about his settings for an hour
vellebastet: @nullvoid8 Right??
GladiatorMTGA: Cam was actually doing a Moby Dick audiobook at one point
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_LH
GladiatorMTGA: Oh hey I'm the Gladiator account right now. Whoopsie
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCORI_LH
DigitalSeahorse: lrrMATT_LH
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun LOL
Despoiler98: It wants to eat human SOULS
JadedCynic: @nullvoid8 heck, I've read an book series and spontaneously had him narrating it in my head
nullvoid8: this is incredibly Protomolecule
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSLOTH_LH
SpacePotato01: boy is it going to be disappointed
kalira77: @themerricat i believe it showed up in the second and was left on earth(?) when ripley joined the crew going to the colony. unless it only showed up in her dream sequence.
bjorlamn: I feel like I’ve walked into the wrong movie theater
Despoiler98: that sounds like a BAAAAAAD IDEA
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_BE
Wrexadecimal: oh nooo
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW
PopeWorldbuild: This is strange and terrifying
Sarah_Serinde: Ouch
OldsCool: oh that sounds .... bad
ContingentCat: ouch
TheMerricat: thanks @kalira77 that was my sticking point too. I couldn't remember if it was just a dream sequence.
LightingExpert13: loving positive seal right now
Sarah_Serinde: Gidget no
Sarah_Serinde: Gidget
ContingentCat: oh no
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal! Yes! Knowledge is Power!
Mr_Whyt: none more black
TheMerricat: Gidget is just being helpful chat ;D
RandomTrivia: LUL
PopeWorldbuild: Vanta Black given sentience
LightingExpert13: oh no vanta black.
EdoardoZone: vanta beige
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
niccus: it shook the keyboard of your mind and ate everything that went out
itomeshi: It needs the Twitter timeline.
LoadingReadyRun: remember folks chmod 755, *not* 777
PopeWorldbuild: Uhhhhh
EdoardoZone: tell the sphere about Memphis
JadedCynic: IIRC the cat appeared during the dream sequence, but MY headcanon is Jonesy survived and was handed over to a friend for a short cat-sitting while Ripley took the time to have that short expedition to Hadley's Hope ;) @TheMerricat @kalira77
DiscordianTokkan: It'd be reall disappointed with mine, I've been playing FFXIV lately, so a lot of wwwwqe and the like
asthanius: that's some good encryption
kalira77: @themerricat @jadedcynic fan wiki states that Jonesy survived in reality, not just in dream sequence
JadedCynic: @DiscordianTokkan yeah...ditto
asthanius: the fuck did they do
EdoardoZone: decent
PopeWorldbuild: Wow
RealGamerCow: so, like at least 64-bit encryption?
OldsCool: so they need a key
LoadingReadyRun: they replaced all the O with 0 and l with 1
JadedCynic: @kalira77 yay! lrrAWESOME moosea2Dab
Sarah_Serinde: Huh
vellebastet: wow
TheMerricat: WOOT :) @kalira77
itomeshi: Software Engineer me: Bull-pooky.
OldsCool: so this is an elaberate search for a key to a door
asthanius: "the cipher is 'buttslol'"
JadedCynic: they gave us a damn entrance exam?!? with blockchain???
gamercat88: so that all humans have meaning...
PopeWorldbuild: The void doesn't recognize that humanity lives
EdoardoZone: wait till a BSOD happens
JadedCynic: "dickbutt"
kalira77: "does the cat survive?" is very important question
ContingentCat: just the essential memes
TheMerricat: Is our team going to seal humanities death here?
vellebastet: I have Gilgamesh lying on my lap right now. (That's my cat's name)
Niahlah: I wonder what the adverts would be like..
JadedCynic: zomg I don't want to live in that future :(
RandomTrivia: And that one episode of Star Trek where they communicate using cultural references
LightingExpert13: @vellebastet give Gilgamesh all the pets
Niahlah: zalgo text is amazing
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia "Darmok"
SpacePotato01: and yet all the memes converge on the same few jokes, reaching the same bottom-of-the-barrel humor-entropy state
vellebastet: @lightingexpert13 I absolutely will lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: hEcOmEs
EdoardoZone: wait till the sphere learns it can't have sex
JadedCynic: @SpacePotato01 yeah, there are joke 'archtypes'...
Niahlah: but.. the sphere COULD have sex
OldsCool: so one of you need to interfce is
asthanius: "Okay, so first you need to understand this thing called Albino Blacksheep"
OldsCool: it
JadedCynic: I mean the writers of ST:TNG predicted the rise of memetics
LightingExpert13: @vellebastet awesome thank you
LightingExpert13: @asthanius albino blacksheep is a thing?
JadedCynic: "okay, just wanna warn you of something called 'goatse'..."
asthanius: @LightingExpert13 The website
JadedCynic: the xeno is cleanup detail
LoadingReadyRun: I bet some people are trying to make this lightspeed archive of all knowledge accessible via irc
FerociousPeach: man, i'm getting some serious Creeper World vibes here
Terr0rc0tta: This is hot to death
ladylinzington: that's from heat death right?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
LoadingReadyRun: @FerociousPeach lrrAWESOME
TheMerricat: Ok, So we've gone from Red Dwarf meets Aliens to Cthulhu
OldsCool: i meen thats a fair thematic take on the aliens
LightingExpert13: @asthanius oh i see. Thanks for the clarification
StarWarsTHX1138: welp we're f'ed
FerociousPeach: @LoadingReadyRun specifically CW3 :D
DigitalSeahorse: katesWin PrideHeartR
SpacePotato01: I am so excited to see what the goo does when it finds out *just how* greedy and malicious humans can be, from the archive. The xenomorphs will be just as bad, plus they sing 'never give you up' constantly while they dismember people.
JadedCynic: 5/6 hands and 0/1 heads
gamercat88: so we gotta hand over the cipher to save all humankind going forward
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Space Jockey's just have no luck
Niahlah: "Whaaa.. I'm Riddle Rick Morty!!"
JadedCynic: but we can't, finch
DigitalSeahorse: beachball is thinking slowly
TheMerricat: @LightingExpert13 Albino Blacksheep were huge producers of viral flash based animations in the early internet days.
LightingExpert13: read the LoadingReadyRun comment as Paul Space Jockey. lol
JadedCynic: what Gardner wants doesn't EXIST
ContingentCat: Gardner shouldn't get what he wants
LightingExpert13: @TheMerricat oh I really didn't know but I will have to see it. Maybe I have and didn't realize the name.
JadedCynic: would connecting Garnder to The Sphere a GOOD thing?
asthanius: What matters is our party all have a very explicit first law
JadedCynic: thank you Gray <3
bjorlamn: I feel like I got into the weird part of SCP again. This sphere reminds me of the Reality Screamers.
JadedCynic: @bjorlamn I'm sure Cam has NEVER read that ;)
bjorlamn: OH WAIT
bjorlamn: I'm smart
JadedCynic: shhhh
bjorlamn: benginLol
JadedCynic: "well, Dr. Gardner - it WAS alive when we found it, but it resisted our attempts to bring it here, and see our results"
DigitalSeahorse: *remembers Alex's carrying skeleton photo*
JadedCynic: and ALL of humanity eventually?
gamercat88: ^
TheMerricat: @LightingExpert13 and are two of the more aggressively viral ones they made if it helps.
Niahlah: the sphere is attempting to brute force the same way the humans did
JadedCynic: the colony might be a lost cause
Niahlah: I don't see why the sphere is a good thing
JadedCynic: but the NEXT colony...etc
JadedCynic: @Niahlah there's no guarantee it is, but we might be able to TRY to save us...
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
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LightingExpert13: @TheMerricat thank you that helps immensely. I have seen at least one.
grander_pastures: Become a walking encyclopedia
RomanGoro: I feel like this is a common theme on Cam's campaigns
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This also reminds me of some of the story of The Talos Principle
TheMerricat: @LightingExpert13 ps, I say 'they" but as someone pointed out, they were more of a site where that stuff was posted.
Niahlah: This very much feels like a deal with the devil..
Lysander_Gustav: well, zeroth law is going wild
JadedCynic: @Niahlah the sphere's 'brute force' is a RESPONSE to the interactions that were initiated with it
gamercat88: lets just put on a hot pot of tea, and re-engage the sphere and try to be nice, lol
bjorlamn: This feels like a long walk from H.R. Geiger monsters sneaking around and spitting on people
bjorlamn: I'm here for it though
TheMerricat: @bjorlamn tbh though, it's still inline with Giger monsters.
PMAvers: Ah, so it has a direct feed to chat.
TheWriterAleph: noice
OldsCool: do it
Niahlah: @JadedCynic True, It's trying to understand the actions? but this feels a lot like the idea of once it's learned how to interpret it that it would remove humans
Twilight_Spark: No defenses, but apparently can encrypt stuff so that it can't identity it Wowee
LightingExpert13: @TheMerricat thank you for the clarification. Hope to watch more soon.
DigitalSeahorse: morse code
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL are we going to have to explain memes to an alien intelligence ?
LightingExpert13: @LoadingReadyRun yes
Niahlah: Willpower is the defences?
JadedCynic: the giger monsters are just a act of this force
asthanius: lasso the sphere
Niahlah: or rather.. persistance
asthanius: bring it back
DigitalSeahorse: memes with morse code on them
vellebastet: sykLaugh
gualdhar: have they asked what the progenitor actually *does* with the information?
bjorlamn: I would like to point out that we still don't know why this corpse is talking to us
Niahlah: Once it understands, what will it do?
OldsCool: oh thats convenient
JadedCynic: @bjorlamn yeah, "Hatcher"(??? my hearing sucks) moght not be a reliable narrator?
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PaperDoopliss: "What if we... Didn't?"
Twilight_Spark: So this crazy sphere doesn't care about synths? Also seems like a defense.
OldsCool: you all need to logic the shit out of this directive
SpacePotato01: so this is why it keeps messing up the FassbenderBots
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bjorlamn: "just don't follow the programming" forehead
JadedCynic: and what was finch's wording
Snowcookies: oh no
SpacePotato01: If these creatures are an echo of humanity's dark impulses given shape by the alien library, then the progenitor is humanity, in a sense.
itomeshi: Is dead guy a member of the survey team?
JadedCynic: Gray might be the closest to one to that role
Arclight_Dynamo: "I require it." "Cool. I accept that. It is not a command or directive."
itomeshi: Because if dead guy was/is survey team, they can follow his directions.
Alas_Babylon: Give the man a fish, teach a man to fish.
Lysander_Gustav: Bring mohammed to the mountain, so to speak?
TheMerricat: Judith... failing to complete your orders doesn't mean completely reversing them. "Save the human" doesn't mean if you can't, go on a murder spree. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Yup
asthanius: "Gardner? Are you with us?"
SkipIives: If he’s not human, they don’t have to listen to him. This is soooo good.
vellebastet: h
vellebastet: *huh
JadedCynic: @itomeshi Hatcher (name?) is the murder victim of Gardner years back while the terraforming was still getting started
Despoiler98: its official SUCCHOLE
vellebastet: S U C C
OldsCool: yes yes we are
SmithKurosaki: holf of suucccccc
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
SmithKurosaki: hole*
gamercat88: cannon
JadedCynic: Gardner - come in Dr. Gardner
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
asthanius: Succhole, pronounced Soo-sholl"
RandomTrivia: Did you hear that everyone? That was the sound of a canon being fired :D
JadedCynic: again, sounds like something you have to do back at the colony....
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Visit historic Succ Hole!
vellebastet: PLS
ButButTheJesus: lrrWOW
SpacePotato01: wouldn't Gardner be an alien incubator by now anyway?
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
saucemaster5000: Alright, loving this, but gonna lob one bomb -- this level of existential introspection via exposition is how we got michael fassbender playing flute with himself.
DigitalSeahorse: reverse cannon succhole canon
ContingentCat: with a shove?
OldsCool: welp
OldsCool: bye Corri
Wrexadecimal: blaggole? nah. Succhole!
JadedCynic: *schlorp!*
embyrr_the_dragon: Physically enter the suckhole
Lysander_Gustav: neat
asthanius: stick your head into the ball
OldsCool: i need to watch Spere again
JadedCynic: who wants to cross the event horizon?
vellebastet: Why does this make me think of Annihilation?
asthanius: Absolute screen size
NotCainNorAbel: very dense information
Alas_Babylon: schlorp into the succhole
TheMerricat: Judith plops the sphere into her forehead.
gamercat88: headbutt the sphere
TheWriterAleph: c o n s u m e
asthanius: OH
Despoiler98: OOOOH NO
RandomTrivia: UHH
JadedCynic: sensation and motor control is a 'headband' on the top going up from one ear, and down to the other ear
asthanius: I SEE
RandomTrivia: WELP
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: AH
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
vellebastet: aaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH
Wrexadecimal: little xenomorphy there
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
PaperDoopliss: A little bit like...
Lysander_Gustav: eugh spagettifying
TheMerricat: Cori is the Queen Alien?
Alas_Babylon: Everything is moderately fine
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW lrrFINE_BW lrrFINE_BW
Despoiler98: GET IM
asthanius: cool
PopeWorldbuild: Well
TheWriterAleph: Everything is Gigeresque
asthanius: luv 2 c it
ContingentCat: so it worked?
ButButTheJesus: and I would like to add... AAAAAAAAHHHH
grander_pastures: Take it.... take it all
Alas_Babylon: You ever just stuff all of human knowledge into a human
OldsCool: yay
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
EdoardoZone: it's fine.
DigitalSeahorse: texcubFire charleScerd Gardener
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis
JadedCynic: welp; Gardner got what he asked for, but the monkey's paw closed a finger...
vellebastet: lrrFINE_BW
lirazel64: FailFish500
Lysander_Gustav: yay?
OldsCool: yay catharsis
Despoiler98: WELP He ded now
PopeWorldbuild: Bye Dr. Gardener
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bjorlamn: victory?
TheWriterAleph: FBtouchdown
Niahlah: the matrix
Despoiler98: Gardner went POP
ContingentCat: agreed Positive Seal
ButButTheJesus: jeebus FUCK this is great
JadedCynic: the intrusion is undone <3
vellebastet: Jesus
ButButTheJesus: Positive Seal has run out of positive
asthanius: all of them?
JadedCynic: the factory originals remain, or are ALL directives removed - good question Finch
TheWriterAleph: Seal is Positive that this is bad.
Rhynerd: Gee, maybe Gardner should have asked for some protection.
Despoiler98: ALL OF THEM?
TheMerricat: Oh fuck.
OldsCool: a synth-sation
JadedCynic: whups
asthanius: oh fuck
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Despoiler98: oooooooh no
Rhynerd: No instructions!
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
grander_pastures: They're people!
Alas_Babylon: del * dot exe
OldsCool: oh no free will
FerociousPeach: hello EDI
Rhynerd: No laws, no masters!
Wrexadecimal: they have free will O:
Sarah_Serinde: Alex no
gamercat88: lolz
ContingentCat: @ButButTheJesus They're Positive Seal, not delusional Seal
RandomTrivia: Alex why
DiscordianTokkan: Alex NO
TheWriterAleph: Alex.
ButButTheJesus: ALEX NO
beckett_brass: Oh. No.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
PaperDoopliss: Alex you were the chosen one
Styxseus: Alex no!
Rhynerd: Gray no
vellebastet: oh
mowdownjoe: AKEX
VmKid: Topical!
ContingentCat: oh No
RandomTrivia: AAAAAAHHHH
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrNo
PMAvers: Well, you see, living for like 30 years is basically showing work.
JadedCynic: it couldn't tell the difference between the 'original laws' and the 'extra laws'
SpacePotato01: I wonder if they'll decide they no longer need clothes.
JadedCynic: LUL
Wrexadecimal: my upstairs neighbor tapdances, I think
TheMerricat: That ominous burring sound from the construction seems appropriate.
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: ba dum tish
sydnius: Nil pointer BAD
RealGamerCow: I was going to say, is Ian saws-alling through a wall?
Rhynerd: @spacepotato01 no directives means no pants?
TheMerricat: Ship took of
TheMerricat: off
ContingentCat: oh yeah in some places lawns aren't still covered in snow in March
ArdentSlacker: Or the 0th law hack overrode the regular laws, and deleting the 0th law doesn't... remove the override.
SpacePotato01: @Rhynerd exactly
RealGamerCow: Finch seems disturbed
asthanius: Throw a kegger?
RandomTrivia: "Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty, and become wind. Empty, and become wind."
EdoardoZone: ebay
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat aye - we got new stuff tonight here - gotta dig tomorrow
PopeWorldbuild: MOOD
OldsCool: i meen the 0rth law is tecnicaly a good thing ?
ButButTheJesus: "i think this might be fear"
DigitalSeahorse: charleScerd
RandomTrivia: LUL
ButButTheJesus: ANDY YES
DiscordianTokkan: Niiiiice
RandomTrivia: The Chopin!
grander_pastures: They've become Anghammarad
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Wrexadecimal: beautiful
mitomanox: so this is the genesis of systhetic-xenomorphs?
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
vellebastet: FINCH lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: #5
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Arclight_Dynamo: Raindrop, 100%.
PaperDoopliss: Dammit, the ending line can't possibly top that one
Arclight_Dynamo: It's Raindrop.
Lysander_Gustav: Chopin's "We will rock you,"
arcaneIllumination: Just cut to credits with Chopin playing over it.
ButButTheJesus: alex pls
RandomTrivia: OMG
RandomTrivia: ALEX WHY
ButButTheJesus: MATT PLS
RandomTrivia: MATT NO
elah806: MATT
Lysander_Gustav: why though
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Welp, pave the run
vellebastet: MATT sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
xantos69: Alex reminds us that all information is not good information.
DigitalSeahorse: the one that plays in Mario level 3 land 1
fcloud: two words: darude sandstorm
asthanius: well deserved
DiscordianTokkan: Aliens fall, everyone dies
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mrsarkhan: Matt why?
Alas_Babylon: Rocks fall, aliens fall, everyone dies
TheWriterAleph: Aliens fall. Everyone dies.
Styxseus: It just cuts off before the chorus
vellebastet: Cam unarmeHeart lrrHEART unarmeHeart lrrHEART
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
grander_pastures: Aliens Fall, Everyone Dies
RandomTrivia: Cameron yes
EdoardoZone: instant copyright strike
SmithKurosaki: I mean, I appreciate the Acdc, but I missed some context
JadedCynic: Petcher?
ArdentSlacker: sphere becomes an mp3 visualizer
JadedCynic: Patcher?
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Despoiler98: LOL
asthanius: sure did, buddy
EdoardoZone: nice.
ContingentCat: woopsies
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic Absent an official spelling I'd go with Petcher.
LoadingReadyRun: Petcher: Oops whoops
Despoiler98: kates7 kates7 kates7
DigitalSeahorse: oops
DiscordianTokkan: "Do you... want us to be monsters?"
Alas_Babylon: "I did an oopsie"
grander_pastures: Give them a law!
OldsCool: welp
Niahlah: your... free
JadedCynic: @SmithKurosaki the tape was original Chopin's music, but Finch loaned it to another colonist, they recorded AC/DC over it ;)
NotCainNorAbel: roll credits
DigitalSeahorse: kates7
Blade_Tiger: "To put it in technical terms, I did an oopsie boopsie"
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Sarah_Serinde: Don't even worry about it Gray
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
SmithKurosaki: @jadedcynic much appreciated also lol
Lysander_Gustav: good distinction
TheWriterAleph: and this is REAL LIFE, gray!
elah806: OOOOOOF
Bluedevyl: a big ol' oopsy boingo
Alas_Babylon: "tbh I wouldn't blame ya man"
Styxseus: Hah!
grander_pastures: And that's Grays actual reaction
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat YES, YES, YES!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLul
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun thank you, my hearing SUCKS and I've been hearing "Petra" "patcher" "Hatcher" "Fetcher"....and it's really been bugging me :(
DigitalSeahorse: katesSweat
saucemaster5000: DAMN good line
SkipIives: You all must really read “The Murderbot Diaries “
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia <3
Arclight_Dynamo: "You did the thing, and now you have the ability to consider if what you did was moral or not. Bye."
LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic I don't actually know either, TBH
EdoardoZone: or you know, retire.
JadedCynic: @SkipIives new book in a month - also I can't help but hear Cam narrating (and Dale voicing ART :D )
TheMerricat: Pratcher is what I thought the name was.
asthanius: oh god
vellebastet: Cori is having an existential crisis
asthanius: anxious robots
SkipIives: @JadedCynic - very yes!
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat we'll have to ask for confirmation afterwards :J
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
vellebastet: HUH
SmithKurosaki: can they now get stress dice?
RandomTrivia: Welp, Finch is having a mid-life crisis LUL
JadedCynic: @SmithKurosaki interesting.....
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE gabyFine
JadedCynic: Oh yes, Finch <3
vellebastet: OH MY
RandomTrivia: Speaking of "directed noise" :D
DigitalSeahorse: texcubFire
Lysander_Gustav: oh this is delightful
vellebastet: Fucking love Finch lrrHEART
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL cut to finch driving away in a red convertible
DigitalSeahorse: everything is fine
Despoiler98: katesRage katesRage katesRage katesRage
Alas_Babylon: The knowledge of all human civilization: Australian rock bands
grander_pastures: So, what will this this g do again?
TheMerricat: Finch returns to the colony and just throws the drill at the fusion core. "F U Core!"
Despoiler98: and its aaaaaaaaall screaming
JadedCynic: wow, they turn on themselves
Lysander_Gustav: egad
Despoiler98: Kincaid was the one in charge right?
OldsCool: they had time for a trial ... impresive
arcaneIllumination: There have been so many places to cut at a good open end, but I love that it keeps going.
gamercat88: the black box
vellebastet: sykLaugh
arcaneIllumination: That or sex.
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 yeah, Kincaid colony administrator
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: Somebody's just perfoming their one person full staged musical
Lysander_Gustav: unfortunate
PMAvers: I mean, you were asking for a Doom Slayer...
JadedCynic: and Marshall Carver went missing so they
nullvoid8: looking forward to Aloy finding these in a few centuries
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
RandomTrivia: HAH
vellebastet: sykLaugh
TheMerricat: They get back to the crawler and as they get near the radio the driver's seat turns around and Carver is there "Did you forget me!?"
FerociousPeach: so they lost the keys to the arms locker with Carver, and Finch took the only drill on hand that could have drilled the lock :D
vellebastet: The soundtrack to this campaign is amazing
OldsCool: this all went very let the galexy burn... im sort of here for it
RandomTrivia: LUL
RomanianMyEscutcheon: aeiou
TheMerricat: @FerociousPeach to be fair the drill was at the camp so they were effed there too.
NotCainNorAbel: is that a 0 or O
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: 9999uuuuuu
RandomTrivia: joystick_joystick_JOYSTIC
Karfsma778: Nine nine nine
DiscordianTokkan: Red Leather Yellow Leather
SmithKurosaki: 99999
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
Rhynerd: Football
Blade_Tiger: aeiou
Wrexadecimal: hoses
DigitalSeahorse: aeiou
IgnatiusHusky: aeiou
VmKid: aeiou
RomanianMyEscutcheon: mark
FerociousPeach: @TheMerricat true, i forgot that part
Alas_Babylon: John Madden John Madden
InkyGhoast: aeiou
Blade_Tiger: ebrbrbrbrbrbr
Rhynerd: Question mark
VmKid: Snake? SNAKE? Snaaa-ke
Rhynerd: Exclamation point
DigitalSeahorse: snek
SmithKurosaki: the amount of randomness this evening that I've caught has been great
Niahlah: it breaks
asthanius: "the key is hunter2"
JadedCynic: person woman man camera tv
JadedCynic: the key is "dickbutt"
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
asthanius: !!!!!!
Lysander_Gustav: dang
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaaaang
JadedCynic: *applause*
PaperDoopliss: !
ladylinzington: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nullvoid8: wooo!
GladiatorMTGA: applause
OldsCool: oh dear
lirazel64: ooooo!
DiscordianTokkan: So danged good
Styxseus: Nice!
RandomTrivia: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
Niahlah: cliff hanger
Lysander_Gustav: yay
ContingentCat: DANG
SkipIives: For those that do not know "The Murderbot Diaries" are several novellas and a novel about a security SecUnit that hacks its governor module because the Company that owns it is dumb and dangerous. It mostly wants to watch soap operas.
Karfsma778: aeiou
OldsCool: well done
vellebastet: !!!!!!
SmithKurosaki: welcome back to chat
Terr0rc0tta: Bad ass
arcaneIllumination: nat19oTea
JadedCynic hides from Alex
Alas_Babylon: *clap clap*
vellebastet: Love this so much!
LlewellynZ: mattlrHeck
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itsybitsystreams: Bra fuckin vo
FerociousPeach: to be fair, it's Weyland-Yutani, the key is probably "Password12345"
PopeWorldbuild: Thank you for a wonderful story
Sarah_Serinde: Well it sure went :D
bjorlamn: Well that sure was something
mrsarkhan: this was amazing!!
sydnius: FBtouchdown
vellebastet: You were all wonderful. lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: MOAR! i demand MOAR
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JadedCynic: Inception
letfireraindown: Makes me think that Grey can make friends/pet with one of the sub species and just fly with them
BrindleBoar: Incept...yeah
Karfsma778: AHAHAHA
OldsCool: Inception
grander_pastures: "You wait a long time" is a brilliant way to end it
JadedCynic: Joesph gordon levitt
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
SmithKurosaki: omg lol
DigitalSeahorse: lol
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: LUL That scans
vellebastet: CAM
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: I forgot that guy was in it
ButButTheJesus: omg that IS the same guy!
SmithKurosaki: good, this feeds the Cam
JadedCynic: I had an image of Cam being gromitt on the front of the locomotive laying track...
arcaneIllumination: I know that feeling as a DM quite well unfortunately.
Lysander_Gustav: oh god no
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
TheMerricat: for people who aren't sure what the whole aeiou deal is, there used to be (still is?) a game called Moonbase that was made with NASA's participation and was meant to be a 'real life on the moon' simulator. They made the unfortunate mistake of making chat use Text to Speech so whenever you joined a server you were just bombarded by people repeating AEIOU or OUUUUUUUU or other random crud just to make weird noise out of the voice.
JadedCynic: Yes, Paul - I could do that...
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_LH
VmKid: We gotta get Night Mind on this shit
DigitalSeahorse: brickiEyes
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat "Moonbase Alpha" but yeah
DeM0nFiRe: TheMerricat Maaaan talk about a cultural comet, blazed in and out of popular culture so fast
Lysander_Gustav: wait, they're writing a Crapshot at this moment
Karfsma778: @TheMerricat "Moonbase ALPHA"
SmithKurosaki: @themerricat ahhh, most excellent
Duwani1: This is so much better
DeM0nFiRe: Also in moonbase alpha you can specify the pitch so you can sing lol
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_LH lrrCORI_LH lrrMATT_LH lrrSLOTH_LH lrrALEX_LH
Snowcookies: Yeah
nullvoid8: I love everything has been making. Gimme more new-weird/horror.
Rhynerd: Executions failed
jessieimproved: that's exactly how I feel about those movies
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corefluxx: lol
vellebastet: sykLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL_BE
Metric_Furlong: fastest way to ruin a good mystery is to answer it, as they say
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe 'aeiou' and 'john maaaaadden' have been lingering around this community quite a while...
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] The bears stole our good Alien moves! ...I'll hunt them through the universe.
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FerociousPeach: Prometheus in particular suffered from "not knowing what it wanted to be" and thus was nothing
JadedCynic: GOOD catch, Sarah! LUL
saucemaster5000: Their problem was expostion and poor continuity, not vision. I do put that on the director.
vellebastet: @sarah_serinde sykLaugh ysbrydMod
corefluxx: Laws of cinematic diminishing returns?
JadedCynic: the perils of its own success
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS_BW lrrCIRCLE_BE lrrARROW_LH
OldsCool: the various development tangents the Alien seres took after Alients is actualy sort of facinateing
Metric_Furlong: Alien's advantage was that it didn't need to be an 'Alien' film
RomanGoro: Is the typo on that quote intentional, Sarah_Serinde ? (moves/movies)
OldsCool: like the William Gibson Alien 3 would have drasticly changed the structure of the franchise
TheMerricat: Was it so much that Prometheus didn't know what it wanted to be as it was Ripley Scott really wasn't interested at all in the stuff that was made of Aliens post his first movie?
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro It is not, thanks for the catch
Metric_Furlong: (as in: part of the 'alien' franchise)
ContingentCat: oh like that LRL segment lrrBEEJ
Styxseus: :D
JadedCynic: there's a thing called 'foreshadowing' that you're allowed to use Executive Producers :P
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mitomanox: i think people are too harsh on prometheus
OldsCool: what where the directives please
mitomanox: i kinda like that they're not focusing on the monster anymore
vellebastet: What is that, Cam?
asthanius: I assumed Finch was trying to sabotage everything
DarkMorford: ^
Sarah_Serinde: That was just a bonus gabyLul
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Finch's goal was surely "Protect the reactor and care for NOTHING ELSE"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah Finch REALLY wanted an eye on the Reactor
InkyGhoast: stress high score was someone's im sure
JadedCynic: ooooh, was there some 'directive programming errors' ? :D
asthanius: oh legit
RandomTrivia: Called it!
asthanius: super straightforward
JadedCynic: JustWhatItSaysOnTheTin™
Styxseus: Self destruct, it's a feature!
DeM0nFiRe: ties bungee cord around source of infestation "Yeah that's not going anywhere"
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mycosect: too fast
OldsCool: they grow at the speed of plot
GladiatorMTGA: I'm really curious how the session-0 discussion went around the idea of "I, as the GM, am going to get to forcibly rewrite your character's base motivations"
ButButTheJesus: wait until you're enjoying some noodles
Styxseus: Oh good, so it's like a migrane
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
ButButTheJesus: OMG
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: dammit paul - get David on the phone NOW!
xantos69: Shut up and take my money! Make This Movie!
vellebastet: OMG
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Speed 3: Alien Inside
mycosect: Drown the burster in adrenaline!
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: It was an exchange :D
RandomTrivia: Eyyyyy
Sarah_Serinde: Bahaha
RandomTrivia: Ooooooho
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Snowcookies: wow
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: Specifically "dreaming"
grander_pastures: That means Screw EVERYTHING else
BrindleBoar: And that went really well for everyone, so win-win Kappa
mycosect: aliens have bad psychic juju
TheMerricat: If there was an Alien on my ship, I would NOT want to get any sleep.
RandomTrivia: I wonder if that would be connected to the dream communications from Gardner
JadedCynic: I mean to be fair, a fusion reactor keeps a ball/torus of superheated plasma bottled up and under pressure (to do the 'boil water for a steam turbine' thing every big engine does) - so just 'releasing containment suddenly' would be a catastrophic explosive situation
JadedCynic: yeah, I started to see it in this episode
gamercat88: yeet a scientist
arcaneIllumination: So the one in the hole was a projection?
JadedCynic: well, he talked to the ANDROIDS...
ContingentCat: it's magi-- I mean future technology!
Sarah_Serinde: Just cannibalize the bits you do like from them, that's the joy of telling your own story :D
ContingentCat: your brain would get bed sores without dreams
Nigouki: the Prometheus bonus features are great because you can see all the "hey this would be neat to have" but how little they considered to how to put it all together
JadedCynic: see, cori fills the plot holes in like 2min - Ridley? you need to work harder
nullvoid8: these all sound like great plot points. Why aren't they in the actual movies?
Rhynerd: !Sir?
JadedCynic: Nice HFRO ref Cam < 3
JadedCynic: <3
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JadedCynic: @nullvoid8 executive meddling - I guess someone thought "that's giving away the surprise" :p
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME_SG
FerociousPeach: @nullvoid8 i can't say for sure, but my suspicion is fighting between Scott, the editors and the studio
OldsCool: she is esentialy a Ranger Android
TheMerricat: petcher.
asthanius: "This is good, actually. I wanted this"
RandomTrivia: brb, hypersleeping
JadedCynic: Petcher, yeah, thanks - now I can hear this
Rhynerd: “I’ve got a plan!”
Rhynerd: I thought Lister got hyperslept for owning a cat?
JadedCynic: Gardner was trying to be a Xanatos Gambit Chessmaster...but the 52 gambit pileup rolled over him :D
DigitalSeahorse: charleScerd no break the quarantine!
asthanius: Andy gets one Plot Point
JadedCynic: Ding!
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
JadedCynic: gesundheit
OldsCool: legit would watch a "everything great about" for First Law and Heat Death
asthanius: No life, but hostility is everywhere
TheMerricat: Who called Creeper World?
Rhynerd: “It’s just dead space.”
FerociousPeach: @TheMerricat *raises hand* :D
RurouniGeo: spared...FOR NOWW
RealGamerCow: *ponders if his stimulus check would pay for a "First Law/Heat Death" Movies with Mikey video*
KeytarCat: You will be optimized
FerociousPeach: speaking of which, i really need to get Creeper World 4
JadedCynic: the Drake Equation in Cam's universe returns a 1 :(
Lysander_Gustav: so cool
Sir__Octopus: Similar to early Red Dwarf; humanity explored the galaxy and found nothing.
Rhynerd: The oil missed a spot.
asthanius: that gif of the person building a railroad as the train goes
TheMerricat: Did they ever release the 3d Creeper world game? I lost track of that franchise.
JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow the only one who can answer Mikey - you can only ask?
FerociousPeach: @TheMerricat yeah, it came out....last month i think? maybe late january
arcaneIllumination: Yep, that
JadedCynic: @asthanius Wallace & Gromit animation - the anthro-dog Gromit is laying the track on the front of the locomotive :D
RealGamerCow: Early Cameron-paigns were a bit railroady, there has been definite growth there.
BrindleBoar: "sure, the reactor's on fire, but I was told to sweep the hall, sooooo... good luck!"
OldsCool: Question for Cam do you feel the system might benifit srom some sort of system in place of Stress for sythetic charicters? iv been considering glitches
JadedCynic: Ooooooooo
vellebastet: hn
RandomTrivia: WOW
SmithKurosaki: I'm kind of curious what some of the players agendas/laws were
vellebastet: sykLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot PrideLaugh
ArdCollider: the Dark Fate Terminator literally shows up as an American immigration officer at one point, and Cameron was around for that bit too.
ContingentCat: I imagine there's a lot of interesting literature comparing depictions of AI
BrindleBoar: sooooo.... Terminator Dice Friends campaign? Kappa
JadedCynic: how it perceives the world
Arclight_Dynamo: "It
Arclight_Dynamo: "It's not that I don't trust you personally, it's that I don't know which synths I can trust or not." BOY THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
OldsCool: the twist is there is no twist with him
Always_Armoured: still slightly disappointed finch never disarticulated an alien
ContingentCat: ah that little nugget
OldsCool: for all the shit the movie gets Fasbender playes an amazing android
JadedCynic: @OldsCool pity, huh?
BrindleBoar: Robot Spock.
JadedCynic: I would trust Bishop to watch my back
OldsCool: @JadedCynic i think it tells he based his performance on Roy Batty in Blade Runner rather than Ash
JadedCynic: hell, I would trust Bishop to babysit for me (probably trust him more than myself!)
saucemaster5000: Ash is still the best reveal in all of this silly franchise -- It's well acted, not played as a big beat, and fundamentally changes the movie you are watching.
RandomTrivia: And frankly woe betide any human who stands between Finch and his goal
vellebastet: sykLaugh Cori lrrHEART
Rhynerd: Gardner killed Ted Lasso.
TheMerricat: Then Cori pulled the fire alarm in Hybernation .....
RandomTrivia: Excuse my enthusiasm
arcaneIllumination: Yes please
OldsCool: i realy like the eposodic format of what the game calles Cinimatic scenarios
ContingentCat: a 30 session Cam-headed campain sounds great
vellebastet: YEA
JadedCynic: Oh wow! What ever happened to Ross?
saucemaster5000: Projects should run as long as the idea -- but that is never the case
Lysander_Gustav: It should be impossible...
DeM0nFiRe: Especially since hed would have no idea about the non asimov-ian laws
FerociousPeach: Cameron: "Which lie did you catch?"
JadedCynic: and if an android can lie to its maintainer...
DeM0nFiRe: So a logical concluson of "synths lied to me" is "there's information that would harm me, other humans, or humanity if I knew"
JadedCynic: ding - my pessimist called it
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe yeah,right? :D
JadedCynic: Q: how DID Ross ever end up? how did he die?
JadedCynic: regroup
RandomTrivia: Thank you Cori!
JadedCynic: toouche
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
kalira77: would you like to know more?
OldsCool: also a good movie but a very diferent one
Twilight_Spark: I stopped watching!
mowdownjoe: There's a new Starship Troopers game on Steam and I wonder if it missed the point and also maybe the right time to release.
Twilight_Spark: 3 spooky 5 me
DeM0nFiRe: JadedCynic Oh I just realized this reminds me of that episode of TNG where Data has to lie to the rest of the crew as ordered by Picard, but they didnt cover the trails well enough so they have to start over lol
JadedCynic: oh right
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sir__Octopus: That was an excellent scene
Snowcookies: all the aliens
Lysander_Gustav: How did Gardner imagine surviving when Hibernation was taken by the aliens? At that point, had he converted himself into a program?
DigitalSeahorse: every now and then we fall apart?
JadedCynic: @mowdownjoe 1) yes, 2) yes
OldsCool: its sort of unclear if you can actualy remove the Alien once its inside someone
DigitalSeahorse: turn around bright eyes
ButButTheJesus: Oops, All Facehuggers ™
TheMerricat: @mowdownjoe so the wonder of Starship Troopers is that since we have both the original book and the movie, it's almost impossible to miss the point unless you are deliberately working for it.
saucemaster5000: Oh fart off -- Aliens had that relation to corporate foolishness -- starship troopers is a weird german director's satire on hollywood war movies. Characters are dumb in both.
BrindleBoar: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: I thought that worked really well
ContingentCat: literally roll with that
Rhynerd: “Why is my microwave attacking me?”
ButButTheJesus: attack of the microwaves
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 I take it you didn't/don't know about the original Starship Trooper's book by Robert Heinlein which played the whole thing straight
vellebastet: YES
OldsCool: i are confused
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat I do, which is why I like the movie
RandomTrivia: The head-in-bag was a great moment
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat to be fair, I preferred Paul Anderson's SATIRICAL take on the thinnly-veiled fascist source material (Heinlein wanted 'good fascists' to beat the nazis...sigh)
RandomTrivia: Ew
Lysander_Gustav: neat
vellebastet: Ewwww
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
MousseFilledCat: Just got in, have they revealed what everyone’s first changed directive they got in session 1 was?
Lysander_Gustav: I keep wanting to read the book and got distracted.
vellebastet: I LOVED that movie
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic I used to be a huge RAH stan due to my upbringing but as I grew up and I realized his entire (successful mind you) shtick was building elaborate stawmen to attack... I chilled on him
kalira77: no they weren't in the movie
mycosect: that would have been VERY different
mycosect: no tower :<
DiscordianTokkan: Huh! I should def read the book now
vellebastet: It is brilliant
Twilight_Spark: Movie was good. It was nominally set basically where I grew up, N Florida.
asthanius: that's cool as hell
DigitalSeahorse: neat
Metric_Furlong: can't speak to the film, but the book is good
ladylinzington: 'Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner...'
vellebastet: Everything in that movie is amazing
Metric_Furlong: (and also coincidentally reminiscent of an anime that came out two years before it, but that's another topic)
DeM0nFiRe: Automating jobs got so crazy they automated grafiiti
chaostreader: And the Letters are like a moss
DigitalSeahorse: "the end is neigh"
lyropithic: I enjoyed it right up until the lighthouse
DigitalSeahorse: nigh*
TheMerricat: "“Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dim lit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. "
vellebastet: Deep, psychological movie
DeM0nFiRe: What book are we talking about?
invadercom: I"m still baffled that in the movie they never thought to send in a corded camera i all the time they had been studying the zone
itomeshi: It reminds me a lot of the rambling of the Hiss in Control.
Metric_Furlong: DeM0nFiRe Annihilation
TheMerricat: @DeM0nFiRe the Anhilation books
OldsCool: i sort of feel there should be a reading/ watching list to run Alien
DeM0nFiRe: Thanks
mycosect: It feels like it's talking about the process of integration with the anomaly
asthanius: no current plans doesn't mean no current ideas
ButButTheJesus: i demand MOAR!
RurouniGeo: I love dem aliens
Mr_Dirty: Where was the predator hiding? We all know AVP is the best one lrrBEEJ
OldsCool: Question for Cam do you feel the system might benifit srom some sort of system in place of Stress for sythetic charicters? iv been considering glitches
nullvoid8: always interest
DEATHlikescats: loving these people and this game
mycosect: Please Goo yes
DeM0nFiRe: Definitely want to see more Aliens campaigns run by Cam
DigitalSeahorse: interest!
vellebastet: And we would love that
MrSaturdayNite: What were the monologues at the beginning of each session?
grander_pastures: Intrest is HERE
Twilight_Spark: At LEAST two more laws to go.
TheMerricat: @MrSaturdayNite Corbinic Children's book retelling the Fisher King story.
Metric_Furlong: Alex 'S-t-e-a-c-y' Steacy
vellebastet: sykLaugh
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I never finished ST, but I got hold of "The Puppetmasters" a good while after I saw the kinda forgettable 'invastion of body snatchers' film adaptation that exised the more problematic themes of that 'recruitment pamphlet to kill all the xenos' :D that yeah, turned me on him
Driosenth: Cam, Does the reactor eventually go critical?
NotCainNorAbel: Aliens killed everyone, breakfast was nice though, cool moon. 3/5 stars
DigitalSeahorse: I've put my main twitter as private until NFT thing becomes more law tight so far as thefts
DigitalSeahorse: and gone through followers and blocked what seems bot or sus
JadedCynic: yeah, break nice
JadedCynic: thank YOU cam, cori, matt, alex, andy & paul <3
Snowcookies: thank you for the talk!
DEATHlikescats: omg I'm DOWN
DEATHlikescats: love y'all!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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TheMerricat: @JadedCynic I think I own everything written by RAH except his unpublished first work, including his non-fiction recollections of touring USSR. As a kid (i.e. 10-16 years) I would reread every book in order along with Anne McCaffery and my not as comprehensive collection of Asimov's works. I had a weird world view for a while.
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic: oh RIGHT!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
BusTed: 🤔
vellebastet: Noop
DigitalSeahorse: it's now Stay in Tarkov
letfireraindown: odd thought, ASMR from an android to an Alien. Cause they only have audio and the Synths are not targets
JadedCynic: Alex - the game is in alpha - there's not enough content to allow 'escape' yet
niccus: Escape To Tarkov
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic should have included a 'every year" in there somewhere.
letfireraindown: just tap until it's sleepy
RandomTrivia: To quote Hot Fuzz: "I kind of like it here"
DigitalSeahorse: Escape Escaping Tarkov
Rhynerd: It’s a rich economy.
ArdentSlacker: Escape is just a guy's name. He's from Tarkov.
ContingentCat: now called Living in Tarkov
v_nome: Russian Nesting Backpacks?
DEATHlikescats: nice @v_nome
RomanGoro: Mine O' Clock is Serifina's new pack
vellebastet: Talking Sim lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Serafina's modpack time on MoC I believe
RandomTrivia: Serifina, my bad
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat wow. I like who you've become so that couldn't be all bad :D
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
techstorm45: hell yeah, rock punching time
JadedCynic: oh wow
TheMerricat: LOL
ButButTheJesus: the one after 4!
BrindleBoar: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: strap in folks it's going to be something
BrindleBoar: just like the Library of Congress Kappa
Rhynerd: Heck yeah?
DEATHlikescats: can't wait till re6 cus Matt Mercer
JadedCynic: ooof
RandomTrivia: WOAH SECRETS!
Lysander_Gustav: That sounds exciting
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
plummeting_sloth: !next
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JadedCynic: right time to catch up on my other media on wednesday
vellebastet: hm
TheMerricat: How does that work? Are we all ZIppo McEdgelord?
lear1987: it's rad, i was in the beta
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if they fixed the "Can't walk through your own summons" issues I had... Imean..
vellebastet: Yes! Jenny LeClue!
TheMerricat: Jenny LeClue RULES!
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xantos69: cheer50 Bits for the great cast and crew!
DEATHlikescats: tasty
DiscordianTokkan: @TheMerricat Spark Ignites, you choose a Colour of mage to start as
RandomTrivia: Ooh, delicious!
ContingentCat: ooo food TTSF
obijam_: big shout out to Andy! what a gem!
Sarah_Serinde: Of course he is :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
nullvoid8: boooo!
Lysander_Gustav: oh neat
ContingentCat: ?? neat
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: ALEX
DEATHlikescats: <3
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty texcubLove katesHeart
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOT !
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming! This campaign was so lovely.
ButButTheJesus: pupper irish hat!
TheMerricat: @DiscordianTokkan as the WOW method of being included in the story, you are the unnamed adventurer who get to bump elbows with all the named folk
DEATHlikescats: yup
RandomTrivia: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_LH lrrCORI_LH lrrMATT_LH lrrSLOTH_LH lrrALEX_LH lrrPAUL_BE
JadedCynic: *facepalm*
vellebastet: lrrHEART unarmeHeart
Lysander_Gustav: oh my
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS_BW lrrCIRCLE_BE lrrARROW_LH
Lysander_Gustav: Maybe?
DEATHlikescats: PrideWorld
DiscordianTokkan: It me! 1 month away from Nice
Lysander_Gustav: Consider it fan-fic
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL_BE
ElementalAlchemist: Watch+Play, like usual
DiscordianTokkan: @TheMerricat Yep
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART anon
DigitalSeahorse: texcubPride
DEATHlikescats: NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Snowcookies: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
DEATHlikescats: critroleTraveler critroleTraveler critroleTraveler critroleTraveler critroleTraveler
RandomTrivia: Once more with feeling!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
mycosect: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
grander_pastures: The Traveller
JadedCynic: lrrCAMERON_BE like this, Cam :D
DigitalSeahorse: PrideRise
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream!
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
FerociousPeach: thanks all, that was most enjoyable
PMAvers: Oh hey the trailer for the upcoming DIce Friends went up
JadedCynic: I can get my fix! <3
RandomTrivia: Tarkov After Dark?
BrindleBoar: STALKERs
TheMerricat: Scabs
grander_pastures: The Traveller reaches alllllll!
DeM0nFiRe: Go on a guided historical tour of Tarkov
Rhynerd: Targets.
DEATHlikescats: Tarkovese
JadedCynic: Scavs
Lysander_Gustav: Tarkov after Dark?
Fistacles: aw shucks missed the last one! guess its VOD time
RunningMonkeys: you become the dealers
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat Scavs - there's no union involved
vmob: thanks for the stream!
DEATHlikescats: Tarkovillians
Lysander_Gustav: That would be the NPC vendors
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
dougma: Um... given the politics of the developers, I believe they are called Ukranians
TheMerricat: lol
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
BrindleBoar: Tarkovskaia
JadedCynic: Dangit - that needed a wink :P
RandomTrivia: Praise Heather!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night all!
ButButTheJesus: THANK
ContingentCat: thanks all lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Bye
DEATHlikescats: praise
JadedCynic: o/
Fistacles: gnight peeps, gnight chat
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the amazing series everyone! Great work Cam! lrrHEART
nullvoid8: night all
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty
vellebastet: See ya!
DEATHlikescats: critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore critroleLore
vmob: good night! good bing!
Lysander_Gustav: Good night!
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS
TheMerricat: Chat remember you all are awesome human beings. Be safe, be well, and be happy!
serramarkov: Now, like right now, Twitch decides I can be allowed to type.
DEATHlikescats: @themerricat you magical person you 😊
serramarkov: Fabulous campaign!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
DEATHlikescats: agreed!!
v_nome: So... if we were playing it forward is this now running it back?
RandomTrivia: @v_nome Very nice
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL btw, the teaser for next week's DF is up on the LRR youtube channel. get Hype!
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
markaci: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ...One More? (James continues the impossible task of Escaping from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
markaci: \o/
NotCainNorAbel: more
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: the question, i suppose, is if Tarkov can ever escape you
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...One More? | James enjoyed playing Tarkov so much he's dusting off the old One More branding. Let's continue our impossible escape! 📷 ||
markaci: HypeFire HypeFire
HundreydAundre: Let's [REDACTED] ONE MORE....!!!
markaci: This is the best thing since One More Valorant edition
greenday61892: Woah a stream this late?
quillilian: Play it ... More?