LurkerSpine: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade tqsBORK
JadedCynic: has it been cleaned out?
nebulosDisconcertion: Jade also thinks it's too quiet
ostera_toralen: big money today
TwitchTVsFrank: mattlrBork mattlrBork
otakon17: he got DRANK
ritchards: Hey, it's that man with that gun!
stizzet: jade!
JadedCynic: MMMMm got drank - run==win confirmed
markaci: DrinkPurple
otakon17: and a magazine!
JadedCynic: okay, there was a bandwidth spike for me... what's going on...
El_Funko: What did you call me?
Lord_Hosk: a drill! thats worth almost 500R per slot!
Niahlah: lol
ritchards: !funko
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El_Funko: that command is horribly outdated, now I just yell at him from chat
ritchards: !show
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HundreydAundre: Thou hath been called; he DID answer... :D
Juliamon: yeah, we'll fix that eventually
Lord_Hosk: Horribly outdated... like 4 days
Sarah_Serinde: To be fair, nowhere in the command does it refer to Funko being on stream ;)
gundamschwing: We apparently need a ! papatarkov command.
Sarah_Serinde: Still seems relevant to me
DoodlestheGreat: Blubs are 10K right now.
JadedCynic: okay, I haven't got anything else running that uses bandwidth... strangely, task manager is saying uptime is 30 days, but I KNOW I rebooted my pc for some app updates like a week ago...
Lord_Hosk: Everything is 10K right now
El_Funko: the long flat screw isn't worth much
Sarah_Serinde: I should be going to bed but I'm sticking around for a little longer anyway :D
DoodlestheGreat: That SVD mag is 3K
otakon17: I think it's time to skedaddle with your lootbags full
plummeting_sloth: come on down to Vlad's 10K shop, it's like a dollar store but more
ostera_toralen: damnnn
JadedCynic: @otakon17 but moar loot...
RunningMonkeys: LUL
El_Funko: with like 10 bullets
Dumori: Now I've got an MP7 Ho Ho Ho
JadedCynic: ho-ho-ho, now I have a machine gun
gundamschwing: I mean conversion rate 10k is probably a dollar.
thraximore: wheelerGreed ?
Dumori: gundamschwing the rubel is that bad
JadedCynic: yeah, maybe tine to scavenge more in the direction of extract...
otakon17: snipers, snipers everywhere
ostera_toralen: apparently it's 137usd
Lord_Hosk: You forgot to kill a pilgram scav
gundamschwing: @dumori it's no Canadian dollar
ostera_toralen: which is more than i expected
otakon17: that came from the warehouse
plummeting_sloth: I like to think 100 to 1, just cause it makes the math easier. Liek the Thai Bhat
ostera_toralen: I always die at this cache
Anexmedia: but i'm already home
JadedCynic: there we go, now there's action in Idea - they know it's safe that Normalcy has left...
otakon17: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid?!
VacillantVarlet: "that's spooky" *cue the distant gunshots standing in for the timely lightning strikes in a horror movie*
RomanGoro: Then your only option is to go big, Anexmedia
El_Funko: yeah by the tank, behind the sand bags
JadedCynic: Paid
Dumori: gundamschwing yeah but Ruble pricing is more like yen any how no decimals
DoodlestheGreat: Sodium bicarb is 16K
ritchards: oh NOW you want Papa Tarkov to tell you what to do...
Dumori: it's like 70 rubels to the USD
DoodlestheGreat: Well, you got a few things from it.
gundamschwing: yea, 1 rouble is .014 dollars
Niahlah: 12 mins is really short
otakon17: your bags are full!
El_Funko: I would've ditched the L&F screw instead of the SR-25 receiver, but it's not that big of a difference
Lord_Hosk: thats like 150K
markaci: elfunkSad
Niahlah: @El_Funko did you hear James story about the video cards??
Dumori: 1 ruble is ~ 2 yen
gundamschwing: elfunkChunk
Dumori: in my lazy math
El_Funko: yeah he messaged me this morning excited about it
Lord_Hosk: 13720149
Niahlah: kidneys?
ostera_toralen: oh the mp7 is so much fun though
Dumori: 100% some of that sells better to vender than the flea
JadedCynic: story about video cards? I'm agonna hafta check the vod after. came in 10min late :P
ostera_toralen: the stim'll do well
Niahlah: @JadedCynic they were up for like 250k which is like 1/4 to 1/8th normal
nillasprite: man, you don't even have max prapor and have 13 mil. why am I so bad at this game lmao
El_Funko: better to sell the mp7 empty and vendor the mag
El_Funko: Yeah people don't care about 20 round mags
Niahlah: is there a 40 rnd mag?
Dumori: Niahlah there is in deed
nillasprite: there is for the mp7 yeah
nillasprite: it's very expensive
Niahlah: no surprise there
Dumori: 50k for a stim is ok
ostera_toralen: why are people spending 25k on an army bag?
nillasprite: you can get the 40 rounders for like 13k from mechanic at max level but otherwise they are like 90k iirc
Lord_Hosk: who is buying army bags on the flee and why?
Niahlah: I wonder.. can you craft double mags? 2 mags taped together with one upside down for quick reloading
ostera_toralen: my thoughts exactly hosk
Dumori: Niahlah only 100k a mag minus the super expencive ammo to fill it
LurkerSpine: did James write down his starting price?
El_Funko: Yeah they craft into a bigger bag
Lord_Hosk: 13720149 starting
El_Funko: Hosk got it
ostera_toralen: jesus, 100k for a mag
pblackcoat: @niahlah it's four mags that tape together for a single 60 rounder
nillasprite: because the mp7 is a disgusting gun
nillasprite: and like I said you can only get it found in raid or max vendor level mechanic
Lord_Hosk: with fees we are behind
Niahlah: @pblackcoat ah.. i knew there was something like that
El_Funko: the 3 auction slots are kinda brutal for mass selling
Dumori: ostera_toralen the meta m97 ammo is like 2.5-3k a round
El_Funko: once you hit 35 and sell the thicc item case it helps a lot
Dumori: mp9*
nillasprite: if you think 3k a round is bad let me tell you about the mk-18
Dumori: nillasprite FMJ is almost as good and so much cheaper...
Niahlah: James, have you started upgrading your storage space yet?
nillasprite: yeah but it doesn't one shot literally everything
diamondmx: You may want to spend a lot of that money on bitcoin rig upgrades and graphics cards.
Dumori: nillasprite sure it only 2 taps and also isn't FiR locked
Niahlah: why are you selling so much??
Dumori: being best in game and loot only makes that .338 AP hens teeth and good
Niahlah: oooh
Lord_Hosk: Scav for bits, go in as a scav, make as much money by selling EVERYTHING you get out
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Stoffern: panicBasket ?
JadedCynic: "Tarkov devs like to emulate real world as much as possible - weather, bitcoin prices, etc." Notices gpu prices on flea mkt have huge drop. Frowns, then goes to check ebay with air of paranoia
El_Funko: oh no my twitch is going bonkers
Lord_ZYRK: panicBasket
Roosevelt: Halp
Lord_Hosk: Stream dead
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah mine died
VacillantVarlet: lottieRIP
BrindleBoar: stream ded?
Brozard: oh no
somecall_metim: huh thought my internet shat itself
DiscordianTokkan: Mine too
El_Funko: "This video is either unavailable or not supported in this browser. (Error #4000)"
Brozard: Stream's trying to escape
RomanGoro: F in chat for stream
xantos69: oh good not just me.
Boon_33: oof
LoadingReadyRun: yup
ritchards: lrrWOW
LoadingReadyRun: my bitrite just tanked
Q_sic: jlrrFall
Bearudite: rave mode
El_Funko: Could very well be a Twitch issue
Adamantcheese: oh ggez
ostera_toralen: oop
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BrindleBoar: It's blinking between working and not, which is unusual
JadedCynic: oh, I'd assumed it was just another glitch on my end
Stoffern: back
somecall_metim: signal get!
Lord_Hosk: and we are "back?"
JadedCynic: aaaaaadn the stream is back
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NotCainNorAbel: yeah refresh brought it back up
Boon_33: annd we're back?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
thraximore: seems ok for now
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
nebulosDisconcertion: Hi James
DoodlestheGreat: Back. At least it wasn't while you were in a raid.
RomanGoro: Back for now
El_Funko: weir
otakon17: so it WASN'T just me then
JadedCynic: weird - who's downloading all the internets on your block? Kappa
Lord_Hosk: did you roll over the internet tube with your office chair?
pblackcoat: @jadedcynic why would you prices on ebay be bad?
El_Funko: My high watermark for a scav run for this wipe is 1.4m, so that's what he's chasing
nillasprite: so the .388 Lapua magnum AP is currently just under 100k a round
otakon17: 100k a ROUND?!
ostera_toralen: jesus christ nilla
JadedCynic: @pblackcoat 'bad' - vice versa - wondering if 'life imitates art' and gpu resales not being hiked up by scalpers ;)
LurkerSpine: better than the one I just did
Dumori: nillasprite that's spiked again it was lower last week
El_Funko: Yeah bitcoin inflation is hitting all aspects of end game
Niahlah: @El_Funko what about the value crash of bitcoin?
nillasprite: I think my highest scav raid was around funko's. I got out of interchange with a tetriz and some other guff
Dumori: 6% dip was nothing
JadedCynic: holy moly just spotted a gtx 1070 put up for 28 us like 2h ago - the shipping to canada is higher! :D
DoodlestheGreat: So what's the next quest?
Niahlah: 1070 isn't worth it imo
Dumori: JadedCynic dang
JadedCynic: opening was 0.99 - that's no scalper
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Dumori: I mean for $28 usd it's worth it
JadedCynic: @Niahlah when the newest retail card available online in canada is a GT 730...
Lord_Hosk: 14083848-13720149=363699
Niahlah: seriously?? wow
nillasprite: interchange is such a rush
Dumori: Niahlah go try and buy a PC from parts not build stock right now
Dumori: It's BAD
JadedCynic: EVERYTHING else is "OUT OF STOCK"
BrindleBoar: nice nice
JadedCynic: memory express OOS
JadedCynic: computers canada OOS
nillasprite: I love doing pistol runs on interchange to just try and get tech
JadedCynic: Mike's computers OOS
Dumori: Like real bad, like Ive got for a builder cause they get build stock other wise it's maybe an 950 and a AMD or Intel chip that's as old if not older
ostera_toralen: ooh, could use the flashbang shotgun?
ostera_toralen: that's SUPER fun
JadedCynic: there is NOTHING - I was seriously considering bidding on a gtx 1660 for $400 cdn, which is so overpriced it's borderline fraud
LurkerSpine: cheer100 scavbits
Niahlah: wow
pblackcoat: i paid less that that for mine new
Lord_Hosk: Cheer370 lets count it
nillasprite: man, the beta container just hurts my soul
Niahlah: I didn't realize that I lucked out so much with my video cards
Niahlah: I got a 1080ti and a 970
Dumori: JadedCynic I was 23rd for a buildstock 3080 as of 15th of Feb and if I wanted I could drop to a 3070 and not wait but if I was buying parts best I can find semi coming in and out of stock in the UK is camping for a 1660 super drop
Niahlah: both are a few years old but chugging along fine
nillasprite: I got a 2080ti just before covid so i'm happy
El_Funko: splints
nillasprite: @LoadingReadyRun take some food and drink
Dumori: CPUs and Ram where just as bad
Lord_Hosk: your armband is blue, go buy a purple twitch one, you are on twitch
JadedCynic: I mean I love my 970; it's been a beast for years...but it's been YEARS and I worry about it's condition, I think a fan's starting to go on it...
Niahlah: @Dumori you just have to be a lurker like myself.. I put together ryzen 7 1700x for less that 500
nillasprite: how else are all the boys going to know you're a streamer since you don't have ttv in your name?
Dumori: nillasprite my 980ti and mb died about a weak after a power spike on the 9th of Feb I'm on a build from spares 750ti and missmatched ram
Dumori: Niahlah UK?
Niahlah: CDN
TacitusVigil: what does the p stand for? #TeamPistachio
nillasprite: you guys are making me feel bad with my ryzen 9 3050x and 2080ti lol
Dumori: ah see I know UK is maybe getting 20-30 GPUs a week tops excluding FEs
El_Funko: it stands for PeaWet
JadedCynic: I *planned* on getting a modest upgradable rig back in April 2020, but by march, my pc fund went into allowing me to stay home so I can take care of my folks, and by the time I had money again, well, yeah
Dumori: JadedCynic fair
Lord_Hosk: The P is for Paul, Secretly James favorite coworker, but dont tell anyone else.
Niahlah: yeah.. 2020 kinda made EVERYONE take it hard
coopdawg_22: !uptime
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JadedCynic glares at James LUL
TacitusVigil: Has James eaten peawet yet? I think he promised...
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El_Funko: Do you still have the 2070S?
Dumori: JadedCynic if you can I'd just wait with shipping and silicon both being in high demand you're not having any annouched MSRPs honoured but any one in the supply chain
nillasprite: I got mine right before they announced the 30 series and then I was really mad until I saw how hard they are to get
El_Funko: Yeah I think we still have almost the same spec PC
RunningMonkeys: I was really lucky around February last year that I decided not to move into an apartment close to campus.
Lord_Hosk: I bought a 2070 after the 3000 series came out, but because no one could get htem... the price didnt drop :(
Anexmedia: See this is when we find out Paul has been using the office PCs to mine etherium all this time
Niahlah: @Anexmedia no no.. he just uses his 5 ps5's
Dumori: JadedCynic I can only speak for the UK directly but I know that here we aren't expecting a good time till July if that, so prices and availability are gonna be nuts till then or longer
nillasprite: I upgraded from a 1080 and some 5th gen i7 to a 2080ti and r9 3950x so I'm pretty ok with it
JadedCynic: @Dumori yeah, kinda gotta, but I still worry about my rig - the 970 was a mid-life upgrade, and that is still kinda old - I've been getting 'stutters' and I just hope it'll hold out
stizzet: hello friends!
Dumori: JadedCynic yeah I feel you, my 980ti died on my holding out for things to stabalise and well a 2ng Gen i5 and a 750 is quite the step back
Dumori: 2nd*
Lord_Hosk: Paul uses everything to mine Spoopifercoin. Ever wonder why your phone is running slow? Paul installed linux in the background to mine coins. Your dryer looses a sock? Because Paul installed linux to mine coins
plummeting_sloth: boy, if I didn't know what graphics cards were I'd think this chat was a Russian numbers station
JadedCynic: The buzz I've been hearing is that this whole chip manufacturing issues affecting cpu/gpu production is gonna be with us untill 2022... :(
Dumori: Lord_Hosk don't make me do the math on what if LRR did dump the Kickstarter money on DogeCoin.
JadedCynic: okay, time for a distraction from my woes :D
Dumori: That'll be sad to see
Lord_Hosk: Microwave heats your food inconsitantly or burns your popcorn, you guessed it... its a Spoopifer coin rig
LurkerSpine: The only map I know is woods lol
Dumori: JadedCynic more or less but we'll get past the sub 100 units a week or less phase by Summer
nillasprite: back of resort is a pretty medium spawn so have fun
nillasprite: there is a spawn directly in front of you here
Lord_Hosk: Did you seee that Funko? James ran around the trees! he learned!
nillasprite: there aren't a whole lot of stashes on this map tbh, I think most are on the other side tbh
nillasprite: yeah that's road to customs wall
El_Funko: yep
Dergib: Did we make death yet?
Bluedevyl: is rushing resort for the LEDx still a thing this wipe, or is that drop not there this time around?
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk don't get your hopes up yet, it might've been a coincidence
ostera_toralen: got any resort keys yet?
Lord_Hosk: James has neither died nor killed this stream
JadedCynic: wait, has James ever hit a mine yet? :D
Lord_Hosk: the stream did die briefly... but it got better
plummeting_sloth: well if you're on the wrong side of the tracks, head over to 4-Post and have a Donnybrook
ostera_toralen: they're all the ones marked "SAN 103" etc
nillasprite: there is a spawn at road to customs and one just up the road
Niahlah: was that someone on the road?
nillasprite: then several between the sniper tower and construction based on overflow and other spawns
JadedCynic: okay that was from the right....
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Lord_Hosk: Slickers bar! Streamer loot
dougma: Is James rocking an AK-74M +troy? If so, that is my fav goofy low cost custom build. has a distinctive look
ostera_toralen: it's barbed wire time
JadedCynic: either they didn't know or care about it
JadedCynic: oh @ostera_toralen that's why this feels familiar :D
Niahlah: James kinda drives me crazy that he doesn't check his surroundings more
ostera_toralen: the nostalgia :')
plummeting_sloth: "Ah, hello old friend" *hugs razor wire*
JadedCynic: player- map: "Here be Scavs" :D
JadedCynic: #AsIsTradition
nillasprite: I didn't even know there was a stash there what
JadedCynic: we see spoor...
JadedCynic: someone else knew about it tooo.....
Gregarious_Potato: Hurray! Glad you’re still continuing to play Tarkov James
Lord_Hosk: hehehehe
Dergib: Why is james so good at the shootermans but so bad at minecraft? Lol
thraximore: Quiche?
ritchards: ah ah ah
thraximore: LUL
nillasprite: I mean James is pretty good at shooters too
Sarah_Serinde: Just because a lot of falls get into the highlight reel doesn't mean James is bad at Minecraft
nillasprite: minecraft*
JadedCynic: man I head that riccochet
JadedCynic: *heaRd
nillasprite: has James found a death tag yet?
Dergib: Isn't that the running joke?
plummeting_sloth: No James, You play wiht Uno in a different game
dougma: If James is "bad" at minecraft, then.... nope, does not compute
nillasprite: holy crap, hi @dougma
dougma: hey nillasprite, how ya been?
DoodlestheGreat: Someone's probably got the place secured and is busy looting.
Niahlah: maybe?
nillasprite: @dougma I've been good. I wondered where you had gotten too since you don't show up in discord anymore lol
El_Funko: Most of the time the scavs are milling about on the road
El_Funko: or you can see them from higher ground in the forest if they're just inside
dougma: @nillasprite computer blew up, lost recovery keys, discord is locked out and I can't recover it :-(
nillasprite: make a new one you goob
ostera_toralen: oh i've had that happen doug, it sucks
dougma: then life and the world happened
Dergib: That darn life
Dergib: Gets ya every time
dougma: (laid off, startup folded, etc. ) On the plus side I am employed again, and my kid has been accepted to two colleges so far.
nillasprite: that's awesome!
nillasprite: well hopefully you will get to play games with us again @dougma
dougma: Hopefully work will settle down a bit. Tooke me a long time to get to lvl21 in tarkov :-)
plummeting_sloth: hey the Scab got leave. You're not the boss of the scav
DoodlestheGreat: There's usually someone in the pier area.
nillasprite: you play tarkov and not with me????
nillasprite: for shame Doug
ostera_toralen: he scavdoodled
xantos69: This is about the time I would be bailing out. Kudos to James to keeping up the hunt.
Niahlah: i can't watch James play for too long.. his style of constantly moving gets to me
dougma: sounds like they found your scav
defs_not_a_robot: oh man, this is the first live stream of y'alls I've been able to watch live in over 4 years!
nillasprite: @Niahlah this looks really passive to me
El_Funko: Absolutely
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, moving is expected.
El_Funko: Standing still is an easy headshot
Juliamon: You don't want to give people time to aim
JadedCynic: but it might be causing motion sickness in them?
somecall_metim: wouldn't constant movement catch the eye?
Niahlah: definitely.. you need to keep moving.. it's the way you move.. it messes with my senses
dougma: very passive compared to most tarkov streamers (Funko sniper sessions being the exception ;-P)
nillasprite: a lot of it is situational
El_Funko: Yes, but the hope is that they see you and miss the first shot. If you're standing still, they might see you and hit you and kill you
JadedCynic: I mean, that's smart tactics, but the constant change (which again, foils trying to aim with lead)
nillasprite: does james wear any glasses in this?
Juliamon: Prioritize self-care if you need to. We have a lot of people that can't watch *any* FPS streams.
El_Funko: different FOVs affect people differently too
JadedCynic: @nillasprite iirc james prefers to wear RayBrands on his PMC runs :D
nillasprite: he needs to ditch them
nillasprite: they are like spotlights because their lighting is bugged
Niahlah: I do better with a wider FOV.. just something easier to watch .. dunno why
ostera_toralen: yeah, I've seen that on an enemy nilla
Juliamon: sacrifices must be made in the name of fashion
nillasprite: I've literally killed people in bushes because all I could see is there glasses
ostera_toralen: pretty sure they're visible through fog, too
plummeting_sloth: nah, he needs to wear certain sunglasses, particularly after the sunset hours, because you don't mess around with a man in shades oh no... oh no
nillasprite: they are
westeren: Really Enjoyed watching you learn this game with Funko
JadedCynic: Good thing you're not on map with games then :D
ostera_toralen: but like julia said, sacrifices for fashion
Lord_ZYRK: James has to do something to give his opponents a chance
LurkerSpine: Happens to me too. I have to kill scavs on interchange for ragman. I have killed both scavs I found in 5 raids
JadedCynic: wait was that a weird al poster in the bus shelter? :D
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LurkerSpine: I mean, they might be dead?
Xenguin47: Nice.
thraximore: Polite of the Scav to yell at you before opening fire!
plummeting_sloth: I mean, everything in this game is a knockoff, so it's probably a Strange Albert poster
JadedCynic: humans don't always act the most rationally
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth def :D
Juliamon: unusual alfonso
defs_not_a_robot: so I just joined and I'm new to this game-- is it PvP or is he hunting computers?
ostera_toralen: bit of both!
Juliamon: defs_not_a_robot Yes
defs_not_a_robot: ooh
ostera_toralen: right now, npcs
DigitalSeahorse: *returns with indigestion*
ostera_toralen: but there's players around all too ready to hunt james too
JadedCynic: odd albrecht
DiscordianTokkan: Wired Allan
JadedCynic: to be fair, the npcs will attack james on sight
ostera_toralen: I really appreciate that tarkov doesn't overdo the bullet drop
thraximore: wheelerHub
JadedCynic: but james - its not foggy and you're not using a shotgun - you can't long-range snipe here without those conditions! LUL
JadedCynic: that's 2
thraximore: How many does he need?
Niahlah: that guy made a LOT of noise
DoodlestheGreat: What is with that shotgun...
JadedCynic: 'scavs' both player-run and ai-run will spawn with random (but usually crappy) gear
defs_not_a_robot: i don't always shoot at PCs, but when I do I scream a lot
Dumori: Was wondering why Tarkov looked more like ass than normal
Dumori: was on 480p
El_Funko: Gas/powerstation/bus depot are the best places to reliable find scavs on Shoreline
JadedCynic: but yeah, the thing to remember - the scavs are NOT trained military (or vet) - they're just dudes with a weapon, scavenging around their home
Dumori: the hell is with the no range on the 3rd kill
RunningMonkeys: nice!
El_Funko: It means he bled out
thraximore: You made the kill after all. Better than you thought
Dumori: El_Funko ah
Dumori: Must have never had a bleed out kill
JadedCynic: that 3rd one was the 2nd guy...he only bled out AFTER you took care of the 3rd guy (with a headshot) good thing you didn't give up and extract early :D
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plummeting_sloth: condensed by Lenin himself
El_Funko: People get so mad about the ad auctions and I do not understand why
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marawr_arts: How go the murders?
JadedCynic: that bolt action's probably only good for deer - not even good enough to pick off a rabbit or similar :D
El_Funko: Pretty good, no deaths so far so that's survivin'
marawr_arts: Nice!
Dumori: JadedCynic it's .336 so it's defiantly a deer gun
plummeting_sloth: Snickers, because you're not you when you're hungry in a warzone
El_Funko: @marawr_arts how are you?
JadedCynic: if npc scavs are 1/2 kill, he's at 2:0 kd
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth *Slickers™ ;)
DoodlestheGreat: Hatche :tf: t run labs!
marawr_arts: Pretty good, thanks! Just getting home and eating some clean food. Trying to practice relaxing and self-care :)
El_Funko: That sounds lovely
marawr_arts: I still have so much to learn about this game, but I'm excited to get to watch!
ostera_toralen: yessssssss
JadedCynic: @marawr_arts SeemsGood
DoodlestheGreat: Factory?
ostera_toralen: shrap10?
Juliamon: It's a really fun game to watch
JadedCynic: oh, nighttime factory?
thraximore: Going fragging?
ostera_toralen: this is genuinely one of my favourite loadouts
LadyMCHall: Evening!
DoodlestheGreat: Take the BP out of the Beta
El_Funko: @marawr_arts We also have a whole 15 episode series where I taught James to be a Tarkov boy! VOD for watching at your convenience
ostera_toralen: I tend to take an extra star or two in my container
DoodlestheGreat: And the Marker
El_Funko: nothing wrong with a good ol robot rig
marawr_arts: Haha Funko I was gonna say... that might be my next thing to watch and catch up on.
LadyMCHall: Evening @El_Funko :D
El_Funko: Hey Lady!
defs_not_a_robot: I certainly have no opinions on robot rig
JadedCynic: two things for the price of one!
LadyMCHall: elfunkFart
DoodlestheGreat: Take out the marker, unless you have a quest for it where you're going.
thraximore: Were those cheese squares? :D
El_Funko: I'd probably just stick with one
El_Funko: you only need 2 flash bang kills, so 1 is 50%
plummeting_sloth: medicinal cheese
plummeting_sloth: Kraft singles clot kits
MrTulip: could take an actual flash or two
DoodlestheGreat: Johnson & Johnson cheese.
Dumori: Just take the gold old tin pot
plummeting_sloth: so I turned away a moment, what is the unique thing we're gearing up for?
defs_not_a_robot: @doodlesthegreat unless you prefer the Pfizer cheese
Dumori: 4 hours no
El_Funko: James is going to flash some unsuspecting people
plummeting_sloth: ahh
MrTulip: I love that it says "the flashbang"
ghyllnox: Going to be running into all the procrastinators
Dumori: wait that was in CEST so yeah 2:40
MrTulip: the singular one
LadyMCHall: Flash....aaaa
thraximore: Flashing? Oh my
plummeting_sloth: how long does the flashbang blindness last?
JadedCynic: saviour of the universe!
1losttheGame: i actually saw that movie recently
dougma: also depends on the eyewear of the person hit by it
kyp_dorrun: hey james, how is it going tonight?
plummeting_sloth: wait, could you negate it by like wearing welding goggles or something?
BrowneePoints: Oh hey, that's a star wars reference @kyp_dorrun
kyp_dorrun: im good, thanks for asking
dougma: @plummeting_sloth different glasses have a different % flashbang protection
MrTulip: it's factory, it always goes bad
JadedCynic: probably sloth, but those would interfere with normal viewing...
kyp_dorrun: @BrowneePoints yes it is, long before Disney got involved
ostera_toralen: noooo
dougma: that... was ham
thraximore: That was brief!
1losttheGame: did they think you died when you went prone?? LUL
marawr_arts: elfunkSad
RomanGoro: What the F?
xantos69: hua...not sure what I saw.
MrTulip: lots of leg
El_Funko: Definitely go for the legs with those buckshot rounds
ostera_toralen: have you got the office kills quest done yet? or is that what we're doing now
ostera_toralen: yeah, shrap 10 SHRED legs
DoodlestheGreat: They could still have been blind, just good hearing.
ostera_toralen: prapor sells the shotgun if that's what you're wondering
ostera_toralen: he's also got a barter for it depending on what you've got in your junk boxes
Kuolar: He was also in factory with a pilgrim.. An odd one that guy
benjamin_wheeler: how goes the escaping
ostera_toralen: huh, good point kuolar xD
thraximore: James got fragged in about a minute in factory LUL
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
benjamin_wheeler: sounds like factory @thraximore
thraximore: So it goes
dougma: yea, that pilgrim is odd, unless doing the repair quest which requires 2 toolsets?
dougma: still
ostera_toralen: then why were they in office?
ostera_toralen: that's all the way on the other side of the map
ostera_toralen: and even then, I'd just chuck one in my container, another in a small bag
dougma: Doing what I am trying to do, and do all 3 quests at the same time (chemicals, plant docs, fix 2 things)
ostera_toralen: oh omg, fair enough then xD
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benjamin_wheeler: what quest ya doin
dougma: yea, I took a small bag, and box.
benjamin_wheeler: L O L
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JadedCynic: sounds fine
Irsaan: it's one more but backwards
Irsaan: heisenLove
JadedCynic: ero meno erome no erom eno?
El_Funko: Nice!
El_Funko: definitely a flash kill
ostera_toralen: nice!!
plummeting_sloth: well... now we just hope that counds as blinded
Dumori: remember the ks23 only holds 4
El_Funko: He was running face first into a wall, I think we're good on that one
ostera_toralen: xD
El_Funko: With only one sawed off? I think not
JadedCynic: other guys' tag?
JadedCynic: okay
thraximore: Any practical use for tags or just bragging rights?
JadedCynic: man I saw the blood spatter from that
LurkerSpine: they're a tradeable item
El_Funko: Good checking
ostera_toralen: jesus christ james, on a roll this raid
JadedCynic: campers here and we're hungry ants
thraximore: Certainly better than last raid
TwitchTVsFrank: nice!
Dumori: good job man
benjamin_wheeler: ayyyy
El_Funko: Finished off the usec kills for friend to the west too
Dumori: that was clean
JadedCynic: woulda been better if we were BEAR we could say "we BEARs LOVE campers!" :D
plummeting_sloth: cleaned house while on a dumb quest too
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
ostera_toralen: you streaming today funko?
El_Funko: not today
El_Funko: Today and tomorrow are my days off
ostera_toralen: ah, ok! need to come check it out sometime
El_Funko: I'm painting warhammer and chilling
Dumori: Ayyyy!
Dumori: Hobby and chill be the best evening
ostera_toralen: oh nice! that sounds lovely
ostera_toralen: he's mugging you
El_Funko: Nope, gotta be done
Dumori: no you gotta
El_Funko: It opens up Peacekeeper's quest line
ostera_toralen: oh, kiba?? that sounds hellish
diamondmx: This quest is kind of a pain.
diamondmx: Yep
Dumori: Yep
El_Funko: He was heading to do it yeah
El_Funko: I usually do it at night and haven't run into any problems
plummeting_sloth: that brave brave soul
diamondmx: Night would make it a lot easier, yeah.
plummeting_sloth: we killed him as we were actively trying to hurt ourselves
El_Funko: You should be able to get one from therapist
El_Funko: I doubt they'll be cheaper on the flea, but you could check
Dumori: Best price you'll find
ostera_toralen: huh, I thought you got one from a quest pretty early on
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El_Funko: nah you don't get tag case, you get a document case
TheSeg: Almost 60!
ostera_toralen: I have *no* idea where I got mine then, must have been a marked room thing
Dumori: Marked places/ giving tree I think are the only way to get it not from Therapist I think
Dumori: I'm not even 100% on that
El_Funko: final Kappa container quest
DoodlestheGreat: I thibnk so.
El_Funko: that's it
TheSeg: Chat: Can some tell me what the use of dog tags are for this game? Is it an XP thing?
El_Funko: maybe a barter or something
Dumori: ^
thraximore: Ah, cheese squares!
DoodlestheGreat: Nope, no barters. Just The Collector.
Dumori: Looks like JUST kappa
MWGNZ: hello beautiful people jamieHi i miss anything good?
DoodlestheGreat: You going to keep the pistol?
DoodlestheGreat: Never mind
Dumori: it's werid it's the only not purple streamer item ingame
charredspark: this is my first time seeing this game. looks neat
Dumori: No way folks buy it on the flea James it has no use
Dumori: Needs to be FiR for the quest too
El_Funko: People do buy them from the flea
El_Funko: if you need to get money spent with vendors, buying treasure/streamer items are an easy way to convert roubles into money spent with vendors by vendoring items
Dumori: El_Funko what for? Folks selling under vendor buy prices I guess
Dumori: Oh I guess that too
ostera_toralen: yeah, did that with jaeger and antique axes yesterday
ostera_toralen: was GENUINELY a revalation
ostera_toralen: sell on flea for ~55k, can be vendored for ~57k
Dumori: I mean I guess Therapist buys it for 54k so
ostera_toralen: basically free money spent
Dumori: ^
Dumori: still seems the only reason to flea would be for the market rep
ostera_toralen: therapist is pretty easy to get your money spent for though xD
Dumori: cause + feas you're loosing money selling it
ostera_toralen: do you get market rep for buying?
Dumori: ostera_toralen only for selling on the flea
ostera_toralen: yeah thought so
Dumori: Brb good luck in the raid knowing Facotyr when I'm back it'll be over for elfunkChunk or elfunkSad
ostera_toralen: NICE shot
El_Funko: Unfortunately not a flash kill
xantos69: but you aren't dead
ostera_toralen: oh well
ostera_toralen: was a fun kill
plummeting_sloth: maybe it'll count cause YOU were blinded
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS tqsGoober
BrindleBoar: plummeting_sloth LUL
MaelstronSolenor: you should be bringing a second flash shell
plummeting_sloth: honestly, after the dehydration mission, I'd be surprised if there isn't a quest about blinding yourself
ostera_toralen: the triple flashlight shotguns you see people running around with should count for flash kills
El_Funko: I agree
ostera_toralen: those things utterly blind you
DoodlestheGreat: Ooo... Almost level 28
ritchards: open new guns!
ostera_toralen: god, I'm the same
ostera_toralen: 30 is such a milestone
DoodlestheGreat: You're getting a mess of pistols out of this, too. notsquishY
El_Funko: star is the flash round
El_Funko: Yeah don't pay flea prices for those
El_Funko: You can try using zaryas
Niahlah: check updates on hideout??
Niahlah: bottle-necked
RedEmpress_: oh god, this whole time, as someone who has never watched a tarkov stream, i thought yall were mining actual real bitcoin with this game somehow
stizzet: marked room!
ostera_toralen: oh I'd love to see a marked room run
ostera_toralen: does james have the key though? it's not cheap
ostera_toralen: doo ittttttt
ostera_toralen: hell yeah! :D
stizzet: gotta have faith!
PsychoI3oy: How goes the sneaky breeki?
xantos69: Cheer50 Good luck!
ostera_toralen: god I love the vector
I_Am_Clockwork: I assume the fireing range doesn't actually use up bullets?
DoodlestheGreat: Punt!
ritchards: murder spree!
SerGarretCameron: run?
LurkerSpine: what keys did you bring?
ostera_toralen: could always run fortress and try to get grenade launcher kills
El_Funko: let me tell you about 100m player headshots
stizzet: loot jacketa
MrTulip: alamo?
Aarek: just hang out on a hot tin roof?
Kuolar: Go kill the people who had the good spawn? You need dorms kills after all
22 raiders from RayFK have joined!
Dumori: Well Customs isn't factory home that Raid went well!
El_Funko: the courtyard does count I believe
TheAinMAP: Raid.
aussie_rob_w: Hi James!
kumatsu: It went and then it didn't
stizzet: you can get all the keys of your dreams in jackets lol
RayFK: Sadly not, it's hard yo
badpandabear: You may want to check the last part of @RayFK's vod
pn55: Yep, and then nothing else happened...
LadyMCHall: You should check Punch a Chunk Jmaes!
Dumori: Lets go Oil logistics speed run!
Tempest2097: Absolutely nothing else happened whatsoever.
LadyMCHall: James*
aussie_rob_w: absolutely nothing got jlrrPit jlrrBreak
Dumori: Got a 4 day to beat we can get lucky Kappa
ostera_toralen: hey, I got my ultra medical key in dorms the other day
ostera_toralen: It Could Happen To You
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LurkerSpine: kill everyone, take everything, leave with the getaway car
ostera_toralen: decent spawn!
El_Funko: yep
ostera_toralen: hope nobody got the one in front of you
El_Funko: correct
Aarek: Yeah
thraximore: Sure sounds like someone might have
LurkerSpine: cache near the tower
El_Funko: this spawn is the closest to dorms, so they probably already ran off
LurkerSpine: I'm too greedy
Dumori: LurkerSpine we rushing Marked room like Chads so no stopping
ostera_toralen: oh boy
ostera_toralen: sounds hot
El_Funko: Could be scav boss up and a couple players
Kuolar: Go clean 'em up
ostera_toralen: this sounds healthy
MrTulip: lively today
ostera_toralen: yeah I couldn't blame you for ducking out here
MrTulip: i mean,, this is what we came for
ritchards: So you're probably wondering how I ended up here...
Stoffern: This is a nice room
Kuolar: Your bravery will carry you to victory.. or something like that
Stoffern: nothing will happen to you in this room
diamondmx: Nah, we know it's somehow all your fault.
thraximore: Not really, I watched you run the whole way :D
ostera_toralen: oh that's someone up near marked room
ostera_toralen: sounds like they might be done fighting
JadedCynic: man, someone tuning in just now would be kinda spooked by you saying that :D
ostera_toralen: nope
ostera_toralen: that one's blocked
ostera_toralen: only on the other side
LightingExpert13: just got here but jame's face is close to his mike. Carry on.
Testosteros: someones rockin a flashlight
ostera_toralen: there's at least 2
ostera_toralen: unless that was someone outside
zebedeedue: ooooooo spoopy
Testosteros: they're fighting, might be able to pinch them
MrTulip: hehehe
LurkerSpine: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
DoodlestheGreat: Staircase?
thraximore: It's a rave! umbraHype
Testosteros: niceeee
Stoffern: Is someone using a Star Wars blaster?
JadedCynic: litreally firefight upstairs light coming though the cracts in the ceiling/floor
dougma: likely healing
diamondmx: Is someone in that room? Nades?
ostera_toralen: if I was the person upstairs, I'd be running out the south stairs about now
diamondmx: Remember that ADSing is audible, though not very loud.
DoodlestheGreat: They heard a Vector.
thraximore: ^
MrTulip: idk the vector makes a pretty destinctive sound
Dumori: They know you where here
Dumori: not a scav gun for sure
diamondmx: Shame, I'd love to spawn with a vector.
diamondmx: Surprise some sweaty boys.
stizzet: scarves?
MrTulip: vector with like, pso in it
Kuolar: Now we find out who has more patience
ostera_toralen: uh oh
diamondmx: James had more patience.
ostera_toralen: xD
ostera_toralen: ah, outside stairs
El_Funko: Yeah sounded like a new player showing up
ostera_toralen: the way you were facing before I think
ritchards: did you check the marked room?
diamondmx: Reload?
zebedeedue: I think they found you
Testosteros: reload time
Testosteros: scared the shit out of them haha
diamondmx: Hop up on the desk?
zebedeedue: Get 'em James!
ostera_toralen: i vote for a crazed, run and gun sprint
diamondmx: Yeah, but you'll hurt for it. Painkiller first if you plan to.
ostera_toralen: safer to go left out this door
ostera_toralen: you can fall onto a car
ostera_toralen: end of the corridor
El_Funko: Yeah out that window would probably break legs
diamondmx: It does, I've checked! :D
thraximore: o7
ostera_toralen: that window there is safest
Kuolar: Check your dorms kill quest? Maybe you got them with the nade
diamondmx: Ah, disconnect? They'll never see that coming.
diamondmx: You could also push him and go for a kill.
MrTulip: the situation has developed
diamondmx: Nade?
ostera_toralen: I'd wait for the shot
ostera_toralen: nade reveals your position here
JadedCynic: why the HELL is he working with a flashlight?
Niahlah: grenade*
DoodlestheGreat: @jadedcynic, might be trying to blind people.
El_Funko: Outside stairs I think
El_Funko: yeah someone else coming in
diamondmx: Bounce off the doorhandle, it ricochets off the roof and lands in his hat. Perfect angle.
El_Funko: If the first guy died to the new guy, the one left won't know you're here
Dumori: A God damn Vector Ninja we are
El_Funko: Think so yeah
ostera_toralen: sounds like above
JadedCynic: yeah, @DoodlestheGreat but the reflections gave away position before any effect on, someone poached your kill but might be about to become our kill?
ostera_toralen: might be a good time to go for the creep up ambush
Testosteros: use that dead body at the bottom of the stairs as bait?
DoodlestheGreat: @jadedcynic, never said it was a GOOD plan. notsquishY
Wilcroft: huntin' wabbits!
zebedeedue: I don't like that hall. Lime green, classic evil place...
Testosteros: nice!
Testosteros: oh.. :(
ostera_toralen: oh NICE
El_Funko: daaaaang
ostera_toralen: OH
TheInnsanity: wow
ostera_toralen: NOOO
MrTulip: he had a friend
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
diamondmx: Good kill, though.
Dumori: Ahahah
JadedCynic: be vewy, vewy qwiet; we're hunting n-dang
dougma: two
Lord_Hosk: woopsi daisy
JadedCynic: welp
thraximore: "Bring two spears."
TheAinMAP: katesRip
dougma: what a twist!
Testosteros: never heard two
ostera_toralen: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 sorry for sending you to dorms :'(
MxPlumbean: a twist!
DoodlestheGreat: Still, you got two kills.
MrTulip: yeah that was a surprise
El_Funko: Always One More™
stizzet: wow!
TwitchTVsFrank: there is always 2
lemmel: Just a party in dorms
El_Funko: Got two kills tho
El_Funko: progress
aClonedPickle: really putting the one more in one more
Testosteros: solid gunfighting that was enjoyable
Saintnex: I mean isnt that the lesson? there's always two?
ostera_toralen: YEAH
ostera_toralen: I would have charged in too ;-;
ostera_toralen: tragic
corpocracy: How many players were just sitting in there creepin?
El_Funko: It's dorms, a lot
Dumori: Always assume it’s a very good 5 stack...
VacillantVarlet: that really felt like a "Clever girl" situation, tbh
stizzet: how didn #2 not die from the nade?
JadedCynic: I mean while we were in that room, I heard gunfire and a scream - I thought there was the guy we faced off against, and then someone new came in and one o fthe two died in the fight...
ostera_toralen: that was great though
El_Funko: the nade went into the room, the other player was protected by two right angles
JadedCynic: guess I overestimated as well
Dumori: Stizzet they where on the stairs other player was in the room past
JadedCynic: man that was TENSE
JadedCynic: and #2 was in the NEXT room?
thraximore: That was fun to watch.
stizzet: ahhhh watching on my phone so it's hard to see
DoodlestheGreat: Scav?
JadedCynic: I saw the outline as well and I was like "why are you running past-oh crap"
Kuolar: We got progress, and some excitement
El_Funko: Definitely a dorms thing of needing ot poke around and make sure there aren't any James Turners crouched in a far off room waiting
diamondmx: I think #2 was in the stairwell
JadedCynic: that was about the most thrilling 10-15min I've had in a long time! :D
TacitusVigil: Is that a golden rooster?
Zettabit_Fox: uhhh, one more?
LurkerSpine: You could probably just throw your biggest backpack on?
dougma: this game is sooo good
MrTulip: or you know, run in, run out, the jameses can have their corners
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil golden rooster statue yeah
LurkerSpine: 5pm ain't that bad
JadedCynic: go at dawn?
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic I imagine that's worth a good chunk. Neat.
El_Funko: Any Gunsmith quests to work on?
JadedCynic: dawn or dusk...
El_Funko: yeah part 16 is the last one
ritchards: so... prediction time then?
JadedCynic: 1.5mil Rb
Kuolar: 5pm isn't really dusk.. Sunset is what, 9:30pm?
stizzet: @dumori ahhh okay. thanks. dark places in tarkov on my phone don't work so well
JadedCynic: hosk?
JadedCynic: nertz
diamondmx: Prediction: James kills a player but it's a trio.
DoodlestheGreat: Hunter scav. Don't see a bag.
El_Funko: I predict James will find a Vepr Hunter
stizzet: think we are modless
El_Funko: how many channel points do I win?
ostera_toralen: jesus christ, gunsmith 16 requires a reapir?
ostera_toralen: ouch
Dumori: You get one back
Dumori: Iirc
JadedCynic: lots of mods in chat, bet all are afk, tho
DoodlestheGreat: Ya know, LRR still doesn't do much with Channel Points.
El_Funko: It'll get lighter pretty soon
ostera_toralen: omg
RunningMonkeys: LUL
PsychoI3oy: you are in the woods. it is dark.
Dumori: Just worm in a line
ostera_toralen: oh that makes it better dumori
TheSeg: lrrHERE
thraximore: I believe you're in Tarkov.
MrTulip: this lightning is great though
LurkerSpine: yes
stizzet: the sky is pretty lol
El_Funko: Yeah and that's the bunker
JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat problem, Twitch? Kappa
TheSeg: Someone put Firewatch in my Kartof!
Wilcroft: Sun is eastward!
TacitusVigil: One man's bunker is another man's tomb.
quillilian: "Just going to lie here until there is light", sure sounds like going to bed
JadedCynic: I think you mean, 'camp in the bunker'?
ritchards: lrrHERE
El_Funko: make mad roubles
Dumori: Come on there’s 1.5mil out there waiting go loot it
JadedCynic: @quillilian this is just a camping trip simulator, right? we've got a hunting rifle for catching our own food, right?
Dumori: Kappa
Kuolar: Mountain stash is under sniper mtn
JadedCynic: :D
LurkerSpine: mountain stash is where the rope is
diamondmx: Can scavs do that one without rope and red rebel?
MrTulip: it's a great extract
LurkerSpine: I told you pm
JadedCynic: yay, james has a frame of reference now
TheInnsanity: always blame chat
thraximore: What kinda NV is there in the game?
JadedCynic: yeah, maybe 5pm would've been brighter and not had dusk yet?
JadedCynic: but it's only march in the northern hemisphere, and Tarkov is kinda up there in latitude...
Kuolar: You're reasonably safe in the dark...
aClonedPickle: might get stabbed?
diamondmx: Ooh, getting stabbed would be fun
aClonedPickle: or is it already too light to get stabbed
JadedCynic: "I'll deal with you later, spark plug" - GTA3
JadedCynic: see, you learned something new on this run
DoodlestheGreat: Now you're headed towards the lumber yard.
ritchards: Escape from Nope!
JadedCynic: inB4 james gets stabbed by a cultist
diamondmx: TIL the other marked circle is right next to checkpoint. Now all the players I see near there makes sense
stizzet: tarkov meats let's nope
DoodlestheGreat: Sthurman can be what goes wrong...
loomingpanda: I think this is way less stressful than that dorms run
loomingpanda: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
ostera_toralen: oh is schturman around
MrTulip: I mean, that happens to me even in the daytime
diamondmx: Doesn't sound like it, you can hear his gun across most/all of the map.
Dumori: Just sat on Sniper Mountin with a thermal watching this red dot run around waiting for you to stop still
ostera_toralen: calling it now, james is gonna stumble on him and get a sneaky red rebel
Aarek: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
diamondmx: I dunno about anyone else, but I couldn't see a thing in the dark and compression.
JadedCynic: every run should be a stressful thing - you start relaxing and that's when a scav puts a slug in your head
7gorobei: FBtouchdown
loomingpanda: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
JadedCynic: you could say it was..... "A Shot In The Dark"? B)
ostera_toralen: these huts are pretty decent
Aarek: so many snacks!
DoodlestheGreat: Yes
ostera_toralen: and the little house towards the river has a keycard spawn
JadedCynic: oh hell, it's a barrel for a papa shaw
ostera_toralen: SICK
Aarek: now we looking good
TacitusVigil: Aviators. So cool.
JadedCynic: good run now - can face east and not get glare
Xenguin47: I wear my sunglasses at night... so I can't... so I can't see...
JadedCynic: *burbon
DoodlestheGreat: Whiskey is 48K
JadedCynic: Good old "John Davids" Virginia Bourbon LUL
diamondmx: Crickent is garbage
DoodlestheGreat: Vodka's 21K
Dumori: PM mag can go
dougma: 10 cricket + 10 zippos is 60/60 fuel
Lord_Hosk: Plug is worth 10K
diamondmx: Muzzle device is 13k
MrTulip: still only like 5k
DoodlestheGreat: dvl part was 12 K
Lord_Hosk: Mag is worth 10K
MrTulip: the crickent, that is
Lord_Hosk: painkillers are worht 10k
JadedCynic: how's our food & hydration?
Lord_Hosk: Key is worht 10k
Lord_Hosk: Everything is worth 10K
Kuolar: Hosks advice is worth 10k
JadedCynic: oh now you're back hosk - we were thinking about a 1.5mil Rb prediction
Lord_Hosk: MRE is worth 10K
diamondmx: I'm beginning to doubt Hosk's valuations.
Lord_Hosk: Gold chain is worth more than 10K
diamondmx: Oh, okay. I believe Hosk again.
El_Funko: to the extract?
El_Funko: It's in a nook in the base of that mountain
El_Funko: with a rope hanging down from the rock
ostera_toralen: I thought that extract wasn't there anymore
El_Funko: yep that's right
ostera_toralen: ahh, just using it as a point of reference
ostera_toralen: right
JadedCynic: Dyadya Vladdy's Everything Is 10k Rubles Discount Warehouse" :D
ostera_toralen: oh. huh, didn't realise it was a scav extract!
ostera_toralen: I'll keep that in mind
DoodlestheGreat: GG
ostera_toralen: wooo
Lord_Hosk: You made 10K
ostera_toralen: xD
doodlord2: u get 10k and u get 10k!
DoodlestheGreat: Not gonna sell those sweet Aviators...
JadedCynic: iirc he collect them? or is it JUST the Ray Brands?
PsychoI3oy: I'm still amused all the items are Paid and Zibbo, but the guns are Glock brand Glock and Aimpoint sights etc.
ostera_toralen: I think 220's a safe key
DoodlestheGreat: No, but it's a quest key.
ostera_toralen: ohhh, yeah, my bad
JadedCynic: @PsychoI3oy did they clear licensing for the guns? IIRC firearms makers have better fast track to license their IP...rather than everyday consumer products like bug spray or cig lighters...
PsychoI3oy: I haven't looked into it, but you're probably right
ostera_toralen: omg
El_Funko: The reset is a bit laggy yeah
ostera_toralen: a whole 10 seconds
JadedCynic: I was gonna say that paying license fees to Glock, H&G, etc. would contribute to the price point of the game, but then thinking about the fact that it NEEDS to be online and the devs host private servers factors more into it - we don't pay a recurring fee to play, so...
ostera_toralen: just bear and usec
ostera_toralen: the bottom are usec, top are bear
JadedCynic: going dorms again?
Kuolar: Lets go flash some strangers!... That's our goal, right guys?
JadedCynic moves away from @Kuolar
JadedCynic: "I don't know that guy"
dcqc79: Good luck (from Quebec) ! :)
JadedCynic: so the blue armband is just to aggro red-banders?
diamondmx: I wonder if people will assume he's not alone.
azureHaights: Ambiguous sentiments from CT!
Dumori: To mess with the folk who killed you making them think you might be in a team lol
JadedCynic: bon chance a Terre-Neuve! ;)
Juliamon: I'm around
Lord_Hosk: im here ish
Max_Mckayful: How goes the coachless stream thus far?
Juliamon: Hosk, do you know?
FakeFiend: yes...and not a mod
El_Funko: I think /poll works
TacitusVigil: James loves democracy. James loves the Republic.
JadedCynic: @Dumori there's a perk in fallout76 - where on dying, you drop a live grenade; fun in pvp :D
Dumori: Play currently or have/will?
Dumori: Fair enough, just wanted to know how to vote given I can’t play atm
ostera_toralen: oh wow
ostera_toralen: big disparity
Lord_Hosk: It wouldnt let me open the menu...
Lord_Hosk: Twitch is mad at me today I guess
El_Funko: Spoiler: I play Tarkov
pblackcoat: i mean, not like *right now*. right now I'm hanging out on the couch playing with my cat
Lord_Hosk: Since when Funko?
TacitusVigil: This is definitely one of those games I enjoy watching but don't really plan on playing myself.
PsychoI3oy: 🤔
dcqc79: These days the only games I play are Hearthstone, Mtg Arena and Diablo 3 :P
Lord_Hosk: Have you considered streaming it? Kappa
Max_Mckayful: I wonder how that compares to other games on Twitch and the general Twitch demographic?
gundamschwing: I don't believe you Funko
Lord_Hosk: elfunkChunk
KeytarCat: Now how many of the people who do also stream it?
pblackcoat: this is def the first game thats been on one more that Ive also played
Max_Mckayful: I decent chunk of friends I know would just to play versus watch video games in general
Max_Mckayful: *A
ostera_toralen: noooo
MrTulip: almost
ostera_toralen: omg
diamondmx: Nice headshot
Lord_Hosk: I would dive into this like I dove into Valorant, but there is so much content here I would never come out
ostera_toralen: dropped him, damn
Lord_Hosk: Was that a clear?
MrTulip: it would have been perfectr
MaelstronSolenor: what was it with the bunny there?
Dumori: What's with the hatchings in NA
Dumori: like lvl 31 utterky naked tried to hug you
ritchards: ah, so you flashed a scav...
thraximore: ah, bugger
ostera_toralen: nice!
Dumori: N I C E
JadedCynic: lrrGOAT
ritchards: ding!
ostera_toralen: man he wasn't doing great when you got there
pblackcoat: perfect timing on the door closing
aClonedPickle: it's okay it's not like anyone else brought a gun
ostera_toralen: apparently not
JadedCynic: welp final split: 80:20 for no over yes
MrTulip: see, I need more factory rainds like this
ostera_toralen: me too
ostera_toralen: I go in and get lit up with m995
DoodlestheGreat: Oh well.
ritchards: did you kill everyone?
MaelstronSolenor: you monster
JadedCynic: 3 usec and a scav
TacitusVigil: Noooo, he was one of the acting treasures of our lifetime!
Aarek: least they were headshots
kyp_dorrun: you monster
Saintnex: dang now I want poutine
TacitusVigil: dang, now I want to watch Gary Oldman
KeytarCat: well james killed it, so
Lord_Hosk: James... Your professional status...
JadedCynic: I mean I know he was getting more interested in vidjama games from the V/O role in Squadron 42, but...dang
Lord_Hosk: is not in question
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil Leon - just watch him scream "EVERYONE!!!!" :D
ostera_toralen: oh the vudu is great
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic Is that where that's from? :D
JadedCynic: yep; spoilers - oldman plays a corrupt cop, they hit the wrong apartment on a drug raid, and just kill everyone around to cover up - no witnesses - he is REALLY good as a villain in that film
TacitusVigil: "One last run" is the beginning of so many heist movies... ;)
JadedCynic: uno mas.....zzzzzz
ritchards: I dunno... you could probably play MineCraft in your sleep at this point...
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic I should still watch that. :)
JadedCynic: it's a classic of film - jean reno is good, as is a very young natalie portman
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, that's a scav and a half.
JadedCynic: this run just past was a by-the-numbers textbook job
TacitusVigil: Ooooh, Leon the Professional.
Aarek: sounds spicy!
Spacecarl: Ah, these people brought guns
JadedCynic: looking a player as a scav would be a nice feather in your cap on the way out of the stream
JadedCynic: but this is a diff match...or are we seeing player scavs squabbling?
thraximore: @Spacecarl LUL
ostera_toralen: ANOTHER hatchling?
MrTulip: that's some kick
LurkerSpine: lol nice
JadedCynic: "yes, indeed!" "Indeed, yes!" :D
Stoffern: so many bullets
MaelstronSolenor: reload?
ostera_toralen: it's a drum
JadedCynic: it's a drum
JadedCynic: machine pistol?
ostera_toralen: we're the extract campers now
TacitusVigil: Is James marching to the beat of a different drum?
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, that drill was only 15K
El_Funko: You can use the PMC extract
SeiichiSin: Oh hey, good morning James.
El_Funko: Yeah you can use the main one
diamondmx: Everyone can use the red door you were just in.
diamondmx: That's Gate 3.
ostera_toralen: god that thing kicks like a mule
thraximore: was that a scav?
DoodlestheGreat: It has no stock on it.
JadedCynic: hate shooting through railings
El_Funko: Nah that's a player scav
El_Funko: you can't have spaces in player names
El_Funko: Yeah you can report player scavs
diamondmx: BOBR is a weird name for a scav
El_Funko: afaik player names can't contain spaces
stizzet: have a goodnight all!
El_Funko: the surname is odd yeah
stizzet: thanks for the fun stream
JadedCynic: yeah, that's a little odd
ostera_toralen: stream was great!
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the games, James.
rainbowleotards: dam just got here
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, thanks for the stream. Take care.
JadedCynic: @rainbowleotards to the VOD!
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
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SeiichiSin: Awww, shame I just got off work to only catch the end.
rainbowleotards: Yep
thraximore: aww yisss
JadedCynic: it was good - we had some exciting and lip-chewing tense parts :D
Lord_Hosk: Games are more fun with friends confirmed
Stoffern: Isnt Ben playing in Dice Friends? Gonna be a long evening for him
diamondmx: When does the open beta start?
diamondmx: !addquote "Magic Legends open beta begins March 23rd, guaranteed"
ritchards: !patreon
diamondmx: - James
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ritchards: !discord
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JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, James -rest well and cya next time! o/
JadedCynic: give Jade extra rubs from chat! :D
PsychoI3oy: and now the vod for the first half