Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
Lithobraker: woooo! just had coffee for the first time in months and am feeling FEISTY
Lithobraker: Time for the spoopiest boys!
TehAmelie: ooh i wish i could have caffeine for the first time in months right now
Lithobraker: TehAmelie the trick is having a prescription that prevents you from having caffeine and forgetting to put in your order.
Lithobraker: (for the meds)
TehAmelie: ehe
DarkMorford: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
codatski: hullo chat!
MAPBoardgames: Hola @codatski
Lithobraker: Has anybody in chat been watching the America's Cup?
DarkMorford: Anyone know what night it is?
Bengineering: OhMyDog
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Lithobraker: SOOOPS!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: It's 🌮 🌮 Tuesday!
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
empyreon: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: ITS TIME
codatski: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: again
Mysticman89: those crazy nope boys, what will they get up to next
felrender: Oh boy, this one!
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Bring on the spoops
Dmc3628: ah yes the origins of 7 Minutes and having Ouroburos
GhostValv: :)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It is time for Ben and Adam to begin their co-op run of Resident Evil 5! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Ewo6mNtU8AI2AU8.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1371973469999525891
felrender: Complete. Global. Saturation.
Mister_BlueSky: Oh boy. If you thought RE4 was "bad", hold on to your butts.
Protein_Curry: I'm so ready
petey_vonwho: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP benginHeart
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BibitteNoire: Sheva! Sheva!
Dmc3628: i can't wait for them to see the debut of teh Wesker that made it to MVC3
TheThromborax: buckle up everyone. it's about to get *uncomfortable*.
Gaytanic_Panic: noleTU noleTU noleTU noleTU noleTU
felrender: Oh it takes a little time for it to get fully uncomfortable
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh no, what have we got ourselves in for?
Mysticman89: tell yourself they're zombies and don't worry about any other details
blip2004: Won't anyone think of the Plagas' feelings
Mysticman89: if this is the one I think it is
Mysticman89: they kinda blur together
Mister_BlueSky: Though this was kinda fun to 100% back in the day for me.
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks. no audio or just me?
felrender: no audio yet
Boon_33: Anyone know if today's episode is gonna be spooky? lrrSPOOP
nurseflynn: this is ganna be dope
TheThromborax: this is the co-op one
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felrender: Not spooky
embyrr_the_dragon: Time for the adventures of Fridge-Man and White-Woman-Dipped-in-Tea!
the_card_father: I told Ben I’d be back for this stream. And here I am. Just finishing up the butter chicken.
blip2004: @boon_33 it's mostly action with a little body horror
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Protein_Curry: its gonna be as spooky as a b horror film
jessieimproved: no audio yet I think
Dmc3628: 7 minutes is all I can spare with you
ratxprince: benginHeck benginYe
felrender: it's terrifying in a certain way
TheThromborax: are they found three co-op? anyone know?
KeytarCat: RE:5 is a fun co-op game, and about as horror as 4 :P
hatboozeparty: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ChippTunes: S’gonna get goofy tonight
thefightnerd: I am ready for the spoops
GDwarf: I remember when 4 launched and *everyone* talked about how terrifying it was due to the enemy AI
GDwarf: Now it's mostly just kinda goofy
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SmithKurosaki: Time 4 lrrSPOOP
GDwarf: 5...5 was always goofy
nurseflynn: SHEVA HURRY HURRY HURRY SHEVA HURRY SHEVA SHEVA HURRY
Mysticman89: truly scary games are hard to come by
felrender: yeah 4's goofy and has some moments of like, tense action
Protein_Curry: C H R I S
ChippTunes: I hope everyone is ready to make the transition from dark brown tones to light brown tones
Dmc3628: 5: the one where your AI partner was actively the greatest hindrance
GDwarf: 5 was also kinda uncomfortable, at the risk of understatement
justgravey67: spoopident evil 5
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wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
Randoplh: RE4 is finished? When?
nurseflynn: @protein_curry my man
Mister_BlueSky: I didn't have much problem with my AI when I played originally.
nurseflynn: jimdDab jimdPuppy jimdGerbil
GapFiller: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
felrender: Yeah, "uncomfortable with a sudden dive into a HUGE mistake" is the best way to describe RE5
Orgmastron: lrrFINE
codatski: lrrFINE lrrFINE
TheThromborax: the virus in this game is zombies
DeM0nFiRe: benginSpoop
pn55: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Protein_Curry: oh no
Getter404: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SmoreThanAFeelin: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
sydnius: lrrFINE
Protein_Curry: SPOOK TIME
APODionysus: SPOOPS
cardboardhorde: lrrSPOOP
Spacepup: Spoop!
felrender: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: aloha
Makrosian_Tae: Woooo
Dmc3628: It's YA BOIS
DionysusRevelry: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SmoreThanAFeelin: O O O O
Protein_Curry: Okay hiiiiiiii!
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Kaaosa: hi streamer i found you
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Mister_BlueSky: K
thefightnerd: Is Jungle Boy coming?
MAPBoardgames: Ho-ley Shit! the intro didn't crap out!
APODionysus: I get to watch at least SOME of this live!
El_Funko: oh weeeeeeeeeeee oh
APODionysus: So rare for me!
ChippTunes: 👏👏👏good song
felrender: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
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Telephoneline: Sub time again, hello best spoop bois <3
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Boon_33: o no, somone broke the Adam.
Mister_BlueSky: Ehhh.
Dmc3628: thanks Mr. Khan for buying out the song
Getter404: My jungle looooooove, o-wee-o-wee-oooooh
elkae: seabatUseless_SG seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_TK
Protein_Curry: that song always reminds me of tmnt 3
Gaz_L: Well, Tarzan Boy, which is Jungle Boy's theme
ButButTheJesus: ehhhhh its a bit off
Himeeho: Hi Adam! I've started my street fighter journey. I'm starting with SF 2 lol
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circusofkirkus: rule thirty-fo...oh, wrong site Kappa
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thefightnerd: sorta sounded like jungle love too a little
justgravey67: Tarzan boy!
Getter404: Jungle Boy, Son Of Luke Perry
Orgmastron: SwS hyoe!
elkae: SWS PogChamp
theleerm: lrrADAM_SG
the_card_father: Hey Adam. Ben showed his feet on stream today. FOR FREE. And you need to educate him.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: More SWS on the way!
felrender: OH WEE OH WEE OH
Dmc3628: can't wait to hear teh SwS on this almighty era
Mister_BlueSky: Dino 210?
Gaz_L: legit, the song plus the pyro makes Jack Perry come off such a star
ratxprince: benginOh benginYe benginOh benginYe
JadedCynic: I love how Twitch will, when opening a stream, will play for a sec but then pause the stream, because it allows me to say things like this: "Well, let's see how the Nope Boys get themselves out of this one." <3 :D
MAPBoardgames: Wake me when you sing Guitarzan
SirShaken: Makes my heart glad to hear SWS is alive
felrender: OH MY GOD JUNGLE BOY'S A PERRY?!
elkae: He's a real clone tbh
Gaytanic_Panic: SUPER HUNK JACK PERRY
Anexmedia: Let's not gloss over the fact his tag partner is a literal dinosaur
TehAmelie: fun fact: Weismuller's classic Tarzan howl sounds exactly the same in reverse
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Spacepup: READING STREAM!
thefightnerd: i interviewed Jungle Boy last year at an event with luchasaurus, what a pair!
Protein_Curry: Ben use the mixer
Getter404: The Los Ingobernables da Japon cult?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Dmc3628: sure did
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YawnLance: We beat the Illuminati last time, so I can't wait to see which conspiracy theory we'll get to beat up in this game!
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DeM0nFiRe: Don't forget he harassed a coworker!
ButButTheJesus: yay!
Gaytanic_Panic: "Nope. Hope you can swim, kid."
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Masslost: lrrSPOOP time for some more RE wackiness with the dem loud boys
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MAPBoardgames: Would it be better or worse if they rode off on a dinosaur?
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MrForceOfWill: on tonight's episode of Lets nope. RE5
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raulghoulia: Adam, I always look forward to seeing you on highlight. You have a delightful laugh. Such a joy.
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elkae: Adam Savidan and Ben Ulmer for audiobook readers of the RE lore plz
ButButTheJesus: so romantic
corianderd: are you saying you would not use a jet ski if you saw one just sitting there?
Protein_Curry: Remember folks, Ben was the one and only dev for resi 4
ButButTheJesus: @corianderd ikr
elkae: Good point Cori
oldjalefox: ROCK PUNCH
Mister_BlueSky: #onbrand
Vampiricsloth: co-op?
Boon_33: Why did the Resident Evil series do this to themselves?
Getter404: Seven Minutes...
Lord_ZYRK: RE5 is a big dumb action movie that is absolute nonsense, BUT it's a very fun coop game
OmnipotentTrevor: No, that's RE6
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DoctorAddams: As a teenager I was a Resident Evil fan boy, but hated RE 5 when it finally came out. As streamers playing the game this is clearly all your fault and you are responsible for the whole thing. How could you do this?
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Graham_LRR: Someone tell me I’m wrong
Dmc3628: and then 6 was drunk fanfic gone wrong
APODionysus: I mean...I can’t tell you that G
elkae: You're not wrong, G
nyperold: Messident Evil
ArrestedHouse: you are not wrong, G
APODionysus: To be fair 6 is coming
Kaaosa: RE5 is litereally the best entry in the series
PipeSmokingOwl: when does this game line up time wise compared to the Co-Op dead space game?
felrender: clearly removing Ben from the project was a mistake
Musicsquid: There’s a really big Boshy Mash moment later for whoever plays Chris
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Time for more evil residences!
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YawnLance: I mean it gets even better / worse when they get to 6, Graham :p
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Saintnex: G is definitely not wrong
RayFK: @Graham_LRR This game honks worse than a room full of ducks
Getter404: The new Mil-BEN-ium?
ButButTheJesus: @Graham_LRR I haven't seen this since playing it like 10 years ago, I've forgotten most of it, looking forward to this
APODionysus: And 68 is REAL bad
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Mister_BlueSky: 6 is just bleh.
TheThirdTail: Ohhhh boy, it's RE5 time... This game is so so VIDEO GAME
APODionysus: Err
MAPBoardgames: Flips a table and storms out.
APODionysus: 6
Kramburger: Release the Ulhmer Cut
Dmc3628: 6 will be the time we'll see Wrestling Commentary to life
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GhostValv: don't tempt me with those "Ballistics" :)
OmnipotentTrevor: 6 is entertainingly bad
MAPBoardgames: Chris Redfield is a juicer.
ltkAlpha: anyone else having buffering issues?
titanprime231: *punches boulder in Chris Redfield*
Gaz_L: May want to add a CW for not-great race stuff, tho
YawnLance: It *really* isn't
Graham_LRR: Chris is so impossibly wide in this game
Himyul: 6 will be great! Otaku Jerf will ride again!
Mister_BlueSky: I can't even remember if I finished 6, it's so bad.
fastlane250: there was no attempt
Kaaosa: Chris Redfield, more like Chris Take-me-to-bedfield
Dmc3628: this is not one of these times: minues body horror
RayFK: @Graham_LRR Hey you lay off that wide boy
GDwarf: 6? Ohhhh dear
Lord_ZYRK: Good news, Ben: not only does it FEATURE Chris's biceps, it was WRITTEN by Chris's biceps
jpgrindstaff: Oh Boy!!!
Dmc3628: May 7
felrender: I mean, there's a reason that the gap between 5 and 7 was five years
ButButTheJesus: May
Randoplh: may 7th
Protein_Curry: Remember guys, the boys havent played this, try not to spoil please!
Dmc3628: you might have time because 6 is WILD
PotatoWraiths: boop
Mister_BlueSky: I think it could work out about right.
YawnLance: Just double back to 6 afterwards
Kramburger: Just stream Graham's playthrough at 2x speed
Saintnex: You may be able to
TalesFromTheManaCrypt subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: hooray for spoops!
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Lithobraker: Oooooooh nooo.... You won't be able to finish RE6! Such a pity
MAPBoardgames: Doesn't have a number? Doesn't count.
KeytarCat: The numbered ones, minus 0
saucemaster5000: Chris Redfield is made of pork shoulder in this game
OmnipotentTrevor: Operation Racoon City?
Gaytanic_Panic: SPOODER jediAWW
Mister_BlueSky: Games do like their giant spiders.
Dmc3628: 7 in the BEFORE time
InquisitorGaia: OH MAN, I woke up from nap to find Spoop Boys starting up RE5!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
OmnipotentTrevor: The RE cycle means 8 won't be as good as 7 was.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, everyone's favorite RE boss Silko
Gaz_L: and Chris might be the villain in 8?
Dmc3628: LN 2 is also gonna be pantswettingly good
Mister_BlueSky: The rest of the Silent Hills too. :D
Spacepup: Went back and watched Ben an Alex play RE7 in the before times. Worth it if you havne.t
NightValien28: ooooh you gotta play little nightmares 2
GenericHerooo: @loadingreadyrun Hi! Would you play the REVillage demo?
Mister_BlueSky: Those would be hot garbage.
Saintnex: I mean, co-op should speed up the play through at least a bit, if only because the ai won’t eff you over
Mysticman89: miss fortune is a wild game
Lithobraker: It starts with a D? Daymare confirmed!
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! KonCha VirtualHug
Seth_Erickson: I remember the Devotion streams they were good
MAPBoardgames: Wait. Since when do you play scary games on this stream?
e_bloc: I'd love to see you play devotion again, but I get that it's been done
Protein_Curry: @lithobraker HAH
NightValien28: daymare Kappa
Himyul: caution! Blankets!
Mister_BlueSky: Here be blankets.
Decaped: also racism!
Dmc3628: here be the statements
Seth_Erickson: I was wrong Ben it's not Coop NotLikeThis it is very good
ButButTheJesus: contents may contain blankets
Seth_Erickson: though
SnowbirdMike: i hope so
Kramburger: CW: Racist depictions of africa
YawnLance: Oh, you have no idea Adam
Capt_clown: I'll take a blanket please
Gaz_L: yes... there's not good race things
nurseflynn: @loadingreadyrun how about "fear?
BusTed: 😬
Protein_Curry: Yeahhhh
notthepenguins: Yeahh my first thought when I saw RE5 was "oh no its the racist one isnt it"
Saintnex: YUUUUP
felrender: oh yeah
elkae: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
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Stripe_dog: 50 months? That's.
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Kramburger: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
MAPBoardgames: mattlrWoof
e_bloc: Corgo1269 Ben & Adam, I love you both as streamers. thanks for all the content. it's super effective!
djalternative: Do you got your strategy guide ready?
YawnLance: The collective big yikes face of Twitch Chat
Protein_Curry: Were all gonna YIKES togethrr
ChippTunes: Oh yeah I forgot about this one 😬😬😬
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felrender: Capcom tried to pull a "words and deeds" way before Kojima did
Lithobraker: This game isn't scary, but you will definitely say YIKES
MAPBoardgames: ysbrydMod
KeytarCat: Oh good, casual racism on my capcom :/
cuttlefishman: Thanks Mods lrrHEART
Mister_BlueSky: Shoutouts to the mods.
Makrosian_Tae: I'll show YOU namecalling... Smartypants seabatUseless
ArrestedHouse: lionYikes
Gaytanic_Panic: What happens faster: "This game STINKS" or blanket "YIKES"?
ButButTheJesus: where's the SANIC face when i need it
felrender: and it turned out, much like that time, and NOBODY was ashamed of their words and deeds
GhostValv: seabatYIKES ?
Protein_Curry: Thank you Mods!!!!
nurseflynn: FEAR?
MAPBoardgames: tearing?
GDwarf: Oof, that screen tear
CaptainSpam: Wow, is that tearing on my end?
Enmity777: that's some screen tearing all right
niccus: is this metal gear
thefightnerd: cut scene provided to you by Bjork
gualdhar: when was RE5 released?
Capt_clown: What if the mods are the ones calling me a poopyhead?
KeytarCat: Oh that looked bad
saucemaster5000: I just realized this is the only RE I actually finished and I hated it. Why did I play this one?
Dmc3628: 2009?
Stripe_dog: Oh wow that is some serious screen tear
felrender: 09, yeah
Dmc3628: i want to guess this is PS3/360 Era
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Boi_Ginny: Everything I know about this game I learned from Unskippable.
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Lithobraker: Lol, there's no way a Humvee could take a turn at that speed without rolling.
Lord_ZYRK: Capt_clown sucks to suck, I guess \ lrrBEEJ /
Spacepup: I got the centipedes in me!
Anexmedia: 08 sticks out in my head but I know it was later than that
PotatoWraiths: ye olde 2009
YawnLance: Lotta bugs in that boy
fastlane250: i don't know what's worse, bugs or worms
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Gaytanic_Panic: uh oh. That doesn't look healthy.
KeytarCat: V-sync broke two indie games for me :P
NightValien28: if possible subtitles please
Izandai: @Boi_Ginny PrideLaugh Same
Protein_Curry: This music
MAPBoardgames: The worm has turned! (specifically that guy into a zomboi)
VelvetFalcon: You guys co-opin'?
MegaDosX: Oh good, it looks like I didn't miss much despite being late due to forgetting about Canada's daylight savings >_>
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felrender: Hell, Black Hawk down was in 2001, and that movie does most of what this game does but without the zombie virus
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Gaytanic_Panic: Beating up the FLAT EARTH BAYBEEEEEE
Anexmedia: I hate that you dont know how right you are
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NightValien28: they are all big pharma though
Stormthius: I think big pharma does come up in this one
cuttlefishman: Dang, we're going for the big one first off
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YawnLance: Yep benginWat
Dmc3628: someone needs to stop the clairvoyant big brain
Protein_Curry: Resident Evil is always anti big pharma
wolvsbane: benginDab
Luthien_frejya: maybe the moon landing ?
Kaaosa: on notice how dare you even do me like this streamer
Kaaosa: adam you stinky
Izandai: Are they even really an Adams?
Izandai: I only see one Adam onscreen right now.
Stripe_dog: RE 5 has some highs and some real lows, but RE 6 was a mistake.
ratxprince: lottsoRembrance
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: evening all!
Lord_ZYRK: They're going to send you a prescription for some Big Boy Pants
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jaymecats: I've been watching your stuff for years, such a delight to finally see you live. Making my day much better already.
DoctorAddams: I knew it! *sweats*
KeytarCat: @Stripe_dog I started with Rev2, what are your thoughts on it?
MAPBoardgames: At some point, LetsNope is going to have to go to a credit scroll.
Makrosian_Tae: Looking very forward to this
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CyberColossus: i really hope u guys get to jump into Six because My GOSH
Mister_BlueSky: Should be pretty quick.
thegorre1234: always watch you on youtube. lucky to catch you live. love watching you play. as is my right
Makrosian_Tae: But don't ACTUALLY shoot him ok?
felrender: Five goes p quick iirc
Dmc3628: Unskippable probs
cuttlefishman: Graham?
SAJewers: I think it was James & Paul?
Protein_Curry: Graham just reminding himself whats gonna occur lol
Dmc3628: oh right it was 18 GAC also
Protein_Curry: DO IT COWARD
Kazman20a: or 18 games
Seth_Erickson: This man's not blocking warriors I can tell you that much
NavelWarfare: But it's FRIENDLY fire
cuttlefishman: How was RE5 a GAC?
Enmity777: did you turn vsync on?
Dmc3628: 18 games and Counting?
Lithobraker: Aww, now I miss the Unskippable series
Dmc3628: i remember they did that on 18 G+C
corianderd: the steam overlay is deffo off on that machine. wasn't me
theleerm: you start with shiz too?
Dog_of_Myth: Windows just trying to stop the T-Virus there.
BusTed: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: eyyy!
SAJewers: ok up, RE5 was an Unskippable Episode, and an 18GAC stream
ANeMzero: We're here!
KeytarCat: Chris has a rifle with ONE BULLAT
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SAJewers: *yep
WalrusOntheCourt: We then realized that Microsoft Windows was the real Resident Evil all along....
Saintnex: FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: FBtouchdown
cuttlefishman: Wow, good co-op hosting from a 2009 game
PerfectDarkRitual: The RE5 Unskippable was how I found LRR.
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
e_bloc: buy the rocket launcher FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Izandai: uh oh
sydnius: FBtouchdown
ButterBall000: alt F4
Pteraspidomorphi: Modders are great
cuttlefishman: This was the real horror all along
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: "I'm surprised how easy that was" LUL
wolvsbane: lrrFINE
Protein_Curry: F
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: Organize and stow all the guns?
Izandai: Won't you just have to watch this again?
ANeMzero: @cuttlefishman it didn't get a steamworks patch until 2015 so that functionality is a fair bit more recent
TheWooglie: fixed the screen tearing
KeytarCat: ^^
theleerm: FBtouchdown
jpgrindstaff: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: iirc Ben will see different things then you but that might be a 6 thing
ANeMzero: Originally it was Games For Windows Live which was.. hoo boy.
ducking_mad: that guy has ring worms
Lithobraker: And once again I wonder how the Humvees aren't rolling over on those turns. Was this from before they got the V-bottom anti-IED armor?
cuttlefishman: It's 2009, they should have that armour then
YawnLance: Excuse you
WalrusOntheCourt: So evil
Makrosian_Tae: Dammit BEN LUL
elkae: seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_LH
Protein_Curry: 2 day lets nope
Officinalis: Umberalla=good
cuttlefishman: Unless the game modelers were using examples from pre that
Mr_Horrible: ah yes, the famous acacia trees of Ireland
ChippTunes: As the water Buffalo migrate north to Dublin...
qwertiest_mint: We're too wet here XD
YawnLance: I guess you're done bullying Kramburger and have just moved on to me finally lrrBEEJ
ducking_mad: whats wrong with his face in the reflection
TheWooglie: I thought it was Nevada
KeytarCat: This guy's ripped, he could probably crush rocks!
saucemaster5000: remember me Wesker? Africa, 1949. An elephant never forgets.
GhostValv: he learned from Yuna
KeytarCat: LUL
Officinalis: pieAnime ?
WalrusOntheCourt: It's even written in courier.
BrowneePoints: Hope you're ready for Chris Beefield Adam!
cuttlefishman: Jesus, how big pharma is this
Izandai: Good camera angle.
Protein_Curry: theres wooden answers and then theres this dude
Dmc3628: unfortunately because of the noe restart we didn't see the prologue scene of cheese
ButButTheJesus: you wanna take that again
KeytarCat: Cinematography!
NavelWarfare: Necessary shot
Officinalis: Gratuitous butt
Gaytanic_Panic: benginButt
elkae: Ass shot, nice
KV1NN4: Getting to knwo our partner butt first i see
BrowneePoints: Chris Beefslabs
Lithobraker: Boy Scouts of American America: high speed low drag spec ops
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Welcome to Africa. All of it, at once!
wynternyghtynggale: that neck
RakdosDragon88: Ah resident evil the perfect escape from a global pandemic lol
PotatoWraiths: NECK
ANeMzero: the perfect way to introduce a new character.. zoom right in on their butt.
KeytarCat: Ben that's not...
elkae: what neck
Nox_Invictus_: @Lithobraker why would they roll? IED armor would add weight to the bottom of the vehicle, which would help keep the vehicle from flipping?
Makrosian_Tae: Damn, what was the console gap between RE5 and RE4? The graphics on this are really impressive
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: That neck is thicccc
Vampiricsloth: why are his veins bulging so much lol he's not flexing
elkae: Nice tactical tank top
niccus: was this after the first uncharted game?
Dog_of_Myth: Thicc neck
Zalthia: Sheva deserves better
ladylinzington: did he get stung by a bee
Getter404: FRIDGE LARGEMEATS
ArrestedHouse: N E C C
Mister_BlueSky: He didn't skip neck day.
PotatoWraiths: thpoilerth
Dmc3628: Gamecube to Ps3 is the gap
zeathean: she didn't
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun He's Chris Beefield
ButButTheJesus: he a lorg boi
Stripe_dog: Off camera
NightValien28: never?
Dmc3628: prologue spoilers
MAPBoardgames: He doesn't have a neck, his chest is annexing his head.
Makrosian_Tae: Shit, that's huge!
ChippTunes: Thicc Necc
Kaaosa: she died in a non-game
ducking_mad: his forhead is massive
BrowneePoints: she disappeared a few games ago
shurtal: that comes up in the game
ButterBall000: Chris Redmeat
zeathean: spoilers
Makrosian_Tae: No wonder the graphics are so good
KeytarCat: Remember when the head of the CDC was named Redfield?
BusTed: maybe he has worm in his neck
Izandai: Jesus christ that's a lot of hipsway on this lady's walk cycle.
Protein_Curry: hes a t h i c c house
LurkingLuusi: wait....wait...Chris has a neck?
Saintnex: Kind of?
PotatoWraiths: just a beefy boi
Getter404: Punt Speedchunk
KartoffelKaiser: I keep forgetting how ludicrous Chris Redfield is in this game
El_Funko: this is the worst sleepiest noir voiceover ever
NightValien28: how much protein does he consume
WalrusOntheCourt: Is she the only woman left in that country?
PotatoWraiths: Squat ManThrust
fastlane250: what am i fighting fooorrrWAIt wrong capcom game Kappa
Capt_clown: Brock Chestpress!
notthepenguins: gotta check those guns
RealGamerCow: more and more I'm wondering, "why is there only 2 inches between my shoulders and my ears?
Zalthia: Sheva is a good character that was mistreated by the camera and game.
OmnipotentTrevor: Didn't pat down Chris
Ferisar: i'm chris redfield, and i'm a field of chris
Getter404: His body is a Cube
ANeMzero: I mean her partner is smuggling cantelopes in his forearms
ArrestedHouse: sheva just starts going all hulk hogan
Capt_clown: Big McLarge Huge
KeytarCat: I'm always surprised to see push-up bras in action games
ducking_mad: man they must have not bad this voice actor anuthing
Inkompetence: Chris doesn't have guns, he has artillery.
spethycakes: Is it just me, or is his neck thicker than his head?
MAPBoardgames: Fan patch?
Ferisar: b/c they're pre-recorded
Getter404: @Capt_clown Slab Manthrust
Kaaosa: Izandai, you don't get to become an early 00's female video game character without being able to sexy walk at situationally absurd times
Ferisar: more than likely
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: cutscenes are 720
corianderd: it's great that they put his ears so far forward so we could see more neck from every angle
notthepenguins: those animations are extremely zombie
WalrusOntheCourt: There's a cliche happening in two blocks.... we need you, of course
TheTekkieman: Cutscenes were imported from the original game and are locked in 720p resolution.
Izandai: Why does Chris take up a full fifth of the screen?
BusTed: Cameraman is Ashley.
ArrestedHouse: it's not close, chris is just that wide
RayFK: Holy shit Ted
TheThromborax: this is an *improvement* over RE4
Gaytanic_Panic: "STINKS" wins!
CaptainSpam: If they're complaining now, I can't wait for them to get to MFG next... Kappa
KeytarCat: @BusTed that was good
saucemaster5000: let's make sure the character takes up as much of the screen as possible give him no neck
MAPBoardgames: AHHH! He's got a board! With a nail in it!
Saintnex: It looks worse then RE 4 s camera
Getter404: I'll butter your biscuits, by golly!
Protein_Curry: whats is the fucking baaaaag?
Gaytanic_Panic: A rousing game of Nail Bat
Stripe_dog: The camera is controlled by Ashley, who we know has no concept of personal space.
Lord_ZYRK: So the good news is there's an in-game command system that lets you spout canned lines at your partner
APODionysus: Camera not close. Chris is just that wide
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
BrindleBoar: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: @BusTed LUL LUL
Kramburger: Chris Redfield is the Bobby Lashley of the RE universe
Capt_clown: @getter404 Bob Johnson...wait
Kaaosa: Chris's screen real estate is what inspired the entire Arkham series
PotatoWraiths: SpOoPy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: So, I have an oddly specific memory of playing this game whilst on a french exchange program
KeytarCat: breakable boxes?
ChippTunes: woah im spoiled solid
BrowneePoints: My God...Ghost Blockbuster
elkae: DE D
Ferisar: rewinders evil 5
fastlane250: as opposed to alive rewinders
ButterBall000: Dead rewinders is a good name for broken VCRs
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Protein_Curry: DONT DED ELECTRIC INSIDE
Lithobraker: Nox_Invictus_ the armor is V-shaped, so while the point of the V is at the bottom, the rest of the armor is higher up. It also pushes the rest of the vehicle's heavy components higher than before.
Officinalis: New spooky Crapshot. "Dead Rewinders."
sydnius: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
JakeRebadaviaXD: Oh, I missed the last lets nope and I actually thought she was ashley grown up.
Makrosian_Tae: Suddenly, all gone
Capt_clown: Slate Fistcrunch!
ducking_mad: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Quiet Mesa
BrindleBoar: lrrHORN
felrender: Muffled Bluff
Akaiatana: Ben is our Resident Expert
TheTekkieman: Hey, they're just off playing Bingo. Perfectly fine.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
Officinalis: Everyone is gone now Adam.
BusTed: lrrGOAT
KidAmn: to hide a loading zone
BrindleBoar: to let you know that there are spookums about
BrowneePoints: Sheva overheard something
zeathean: Chris is this huge due to something silly that happens in one of the last sequences in the game
Kramburger: A T M O S P H E R E
ducking_mad: flexing they have a radio
Boon_33: I wonder how much better Ben's view is just because his character is not the size of a fridge in the view.
KeytarCat: Shows something is wrong, but Chris is too white to understand
JakeRebadaviaXD: It IS silent hill!!!
Protein_Curry: Spooky Scary Radio
ChippTunes: To spook you out in the middle of town square in broad daylight, the scariest combo of locations
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: where'd everybody go? B i n g o ?
inconsideratehat: @mossboss15 <3 lrrGOAT
zeathean: He needs to punch a rock into submission
MAPBoardgames: Meat me around back!
Capt_clown: Lump Beefbroth!
saucemaster5000: it's abraxis!
Mr_Horrible: everyone's hiding because they need to surprise Chris for his Surprise Birthday Party!
CaptainSpam: No, that's an African Radio, not a Mexican, woah-oh, Radio.
WalrusOntheCourt: Is that you, Annie?
Mister_BlueSky: HEHEHE thank you, streamer.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We open doors like a normal person now!?
Dmc3628: definitely sounds like Gaara's english dub
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Gaz_L: that's legit the worst part of RE5, no merchant guy
notthepenguins: maybe hes an mma fighter
Lord_ZYRK: He gets some WICKED foot sweat, Ben
JakeRebadaviaXD: Sorry for asking, are they both playing?
felrender: That's Liam O'Brien!
elkae: Look at all that fresh meat
FIZtastic007: wow thought it was a ninja turtle
ducking_mad: those little piggies are going to die
Capt_clown: Where's Die Antwoord?
Zalthia: Hi Liam O'Brian
Tartarga: It's called style.
sendatou: murica
KeytarCat: Get f-ed chriss
Talin06: would you want swamp foot?
Dog_of_Myth: 'Merica
Mr_Horrible: they're really enamored with this shaky-cam ain't they?
BrowneePoints: This game was post Iraq War.
ButterBall000: Gun get
fcloud: excuse me! they're called "tactical flops"
DoctorAddams: HeLLo StRaNgEr
DakSomm: Threatning to nuke is how we say hello
Officinalis: What kind of operation? An appendectomy?
elkae: Scoop yer gunnet
BrowneePoints: I agree Adam
dreamyxcupcakes: just popped in to drop the sub. I'll see you spoopy boiz in the vod
PipeSmokingOwl: chest piece Kappa
Izandai: Probably
Gaz_L: great framing
wynternyghtynggale: a chest piece
Lord_ZYRK: Yes
Gaz_L: yes
Makrosian_Tae: Probably
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
KeytarCat: cinematography!
Lithobraker: yep
sendatou: that shot
WalrusOntheCourt: He sounds just like WATTO from Star Wars Phantom Menace!
saucemaster5000: yup
BrowneePoints: Yep
Himyul: lewd camera is lewd
Gaytanic_Panic: yes
NoTomToLose: Most certainly
Stripe_dog: Yes
NavelWarfare: Necessary shot part 2
Seth_Erickson: In this universe the us nuked one of it's own cities so idle threats are pretty dangerous
Protein_Curry: boobs
fatherllymic: Chest shot
Protein_Curry: yea
notthepenguins: it opened on her butt so
Gaz_L: oh boy, you ain't seen nothing
notthepenguins: im guessing so
CaptainSpam: She was introduced butt-first, after all.
Kazman20a: we only nuked people twice , we have threatened more then that
felrender: THEY SURE DO
Bearudite: yeeeeeeeep
Gaz_L: there's costumes
Zalthia: yes
BrowneePoints: Sheva IS a badass in this game, but the objectify her a LOT
Getter404: They made some CHOICES with the DLC costumes for Sheva...
petey_vonwho: gotta pander to the target audiance...
itsr67: it is
Dog_of_Myth: It is
theleerm: open one chris's butt cowards!
notthepenguins: like if illidan was drunk and slurring
TheTekkieman: Because it is.
felrender: It is!
Lithobraker: Male gaze, in my video game? It's more likely than you think.
Graham_LRR: Good call not using the special costumes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Where else would you focus the camera, Adam?
mossboss15: Long time VODer, first time in Twitch chat! Nice to catch the spoops live!
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Atomic_Marshmallow: It's time for the spoops!
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ButButTheJesus: hya
NoTomToLose: Try using knives next time, works better for close encounters!
Zalthia: its the same voice actor
Gaz_L: because girl, ben
fastlane250: kuh-niff
ANeMzero: It's a good thing they turned off attack reactions
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Halvhir: This is going to go well.
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BrowneePoints: Adam, Ben, it IS Liam O'Brien
GhostValv: he raided last expansion
felrender: Good ear Ben, that's Liam O'Brien, who also voices Illidan
Haroldholmes25: knife, the cutting edge of technology
ducking_mad: female always look that way
Gildan_Bladeborn: They have to counterbalance how much time you spend looking at the absolute FRIDGE that is Chris.
Izandai: oh god
CaptainSpam: Oh no.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Mister_BlueSky: Oh no.
TheWooglie: oh no
BusTed: Player 1 is dev favorite
PotatoWraiths: c'mon
Protein_Curry: Reminds of that guy from fifth element that yelled ASIZ LIGHT
RayFK: Oh no
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, there's the true RE5 experience
RayFK: Fuck
Seth_Erickson: Okay
Bearudite: oh no
CaptainSpam: OH NO.
Randoplh: Come on!
SmoreThanAFeelin: oh no
Usquebaugh67: CMON
ButButTheJesus: OH GDI
Mr_Horrible: welp, there's the next 3 hours
Stripe_dog: OH GOOD you found the most important button
theleerm: c'mon
rzrdrgn: There it is
Capt_clown: ecdyciAngry ecdyciAngry
fcloud: slice that air!
Bearudite: welp
Dmc3628: and thus i begins
Banather: c'mon!
Makrosian_Tae: And we have found the instant-fun button XD
YawnLance: They found it...
rasterscan: So it begins.
TheTekkieman: The voice of Illidan, Liam O'Brien, is the voice of that guy, as well as the overall Voice Director of this game.
Talin06: and it begins
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
JakeRebadaviaXD: same vibe as FBtouchdown
lemmel: Oh no. It starts.
theleerm: c'mooon
korvys: Oh! Built-in soundboard!
KartoffelKaiser: Welp, this is now the *entire game*
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: c'mon
theneatestburrito: This stream sponsored by: Kumon
ChippTunes: Highlight reel babyyyyy
saucemaster5000: yeah one of sheva's dlc outfits is "tribal"..
elkae: Good stuff
Getter404: Oh, Caleb!
wynternyghtynggale: welcome to the entirety of the next few streams
WalrusOntheCourt: “What do you think, you’re some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?” – Watto
VelvetFalcon: Didn't take long. :P
BrowneePoints: Gaara AND Illidan
Bearudite: this is the whole stream now
Lord_ZYRK: That took longer than expected
Saintnex: Welp
Protein_Curry: Well, I expected this
elkae: seabatUseless_SG seabatUseless_SG
Goorguy: critroleLiam
Zalthia: yes
TheThirdTail: I don't think I've ever seen anyone play this game and not spam the calls.
Getter404: Vax... or Vex. One of the two.
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Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PipeSmokingOwl: critroleLiam critroleLiam
felrender: WHO MADE THESE
APODionysus: Never change you two
Capt_clown: gdqTime gdqTime gdqTime gdqTime
OmnipotentTrevor: Standard co-op fail stait
OmnipotentTrevor: state*
Izandai: Resident Evil 5 the way Richard Garfield intended.
felrender: Was this the game that let you move and shoot?
KeytarCat: God had nothing to do with this game :P
Gaz_L: I don't think any of the mappings are great
Capt_clown: There is no god here LUL LUL
Protein_Curry: God is not here
TheThromborax: RICHARD GARFIELD PLAYS SOUTHPAW
El_Funko: I think this game might be a blind spot for God
ChippTunes: Checkmate, theists
Mysticman89: not as bad as those who decided to default arrow keys to move instead of wasd
fcloud: bad camera, bad mappings
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Makrosian_Tae: A dead @elkae ?
KeytarCat: Please don't do that too much to chat :P
elkae: D:
OmnipotentTrevor: What severity of a sin is remapping your controls?
ArrestedHouse: my good friend ROGER
A_Dub888: R O G E R
JakeRebadaviaXD: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think being asked to kill 20 zombies seems vanishingly unlikely, in a Resident Evil game.
Seth_Erickson: Gol D 👀
TheThromborax: Don't call me Roger
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful amazing beautiful people who i love!!!
Protein_Curry: C O M E O B
Ferisar: who framed ROGER rabbit
NoTomToLose: Even while playing, Ben still has a soundboard :D
ANeMzero: Nothing like killing a goat with.. random scrap metal?
Protein_Curry: dammit
WalrusOntheCourt: The dead animal's name was Roger?
Haroldholmes25: yikes
BusTed: Which do you like more, Siskel or Ebert?
fcloud: i find re4 to have more player-friendly controls despite its age
Gildan_Bladeborn: Probably won't be any zombies at all.
KartoffelKaiser: Who is this Roger, and why is the meat refrigerator searching for him? SeriousSloth
Banather: "not Roger, Sheva. We've been working together for 10 years, Chris."
elkae: You'll hurt your knees jumping to conclusions like that
ANeMzero: walk into a butcher shop "Was this for a -ceremony-?"
OmnipotentTrevor: You have to physically trade items
Gaz_L: i believe Chris here is actually Roger Craig Smith, funnily enough
Lord_ZYRK: You can also trade items
zeathean: read the note?
KeytarCat: @ANeMzero sounds like white anthropology
Capt_clown: He just kicked a helmet
TheThromborax: most important question: is there Friendly Fire?
Protein_Curry: nahhh they dont need lore
El_Funko: oh wow I don't remember much about this game, but i DISTINCTLY remember this staircase
Zalthia: @gaz_l doesnt he voice Sonic?
Gaz_L: You must gather your party before venturing forth
FIZtastic007: Come on every Body.
Tangsm: She can hold her own when opening a door.
nyperold: Dead elk? I guess we c-antler-n much from it.'
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Goorguy: Maybe help this guy?
theleerm: gross!
CaptainSpam: Come on, Chris. Leon would've kicked that door clean off its hinges by now.
Capt_clown: ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed
Gildan_Bladeborn: Doors are a 2-person operation. Duh.
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Officinalis: And we just watch it happen.
Lithobraker: Thatsa spicy meatball
rasterscan: Should we do something about this? "Nah."
KeytarCat: see Everyone in this game can have a bug!
JakeRebadaviaXD: I actually totally forgot how hot Chris is.
Protein_Curry: its parasyte all over again
elkae: Gross
Makrosian_Tae: "Hey bud, you ok?"
CururuGuasu: Not the Giga Pudding!
Makrosian_Tae: OMG Called it
KartoffelKaiser: lmao
fcloud: chris's biceps are unreasonably thicc
theleerm: NO
OmnipotentTrevor: Chris this is literally your job
fastlane250: those some gross-ass sopunds
NightValien28: really chris
Stripe_dog: Eh he's fine.
the_fanerdic: Wow thats a face to join the stream on. Hi Adam and Ben!
FIZtastic007: This is how pandemics start
Nigouki: shit Chris, you should know better by now
rasterscan: Chris is the one true Himbo.
Tartarga: Does he look ok to you Chris?
Hexi_Lexi: "hey bud, you doin alright?"
CururuGuasu: He’s fine
BusTed: I don't think he's ok.
NimrodXIV: yup hate that
ChippTunes: RIP in peace
JakeRebadaviaXD: Thats a no, I think?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
Tangsm: "Hey, seriously, you okay?"
BrowneePoints: Chris Beefield!
ANeMzero: I think he is not okay
elkae: WutFace
DiscordianTokkan: "Hey hey, are you OK?"
Gaytanic_Panic: BEENF Man
fcloud: do i LOOK ok?
felrender: HE'S MADE OUT OF MEAT
Protein_Curry: beef boi
Lord_ZYRK: Hit him with some First Aid Spray. He'll be fiiine.
ChippTunes: Big enough to punch a boulder in half
Seth_Erickson: Someone get me a cup of that mans piss. He's got to be juicing
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want him to ask... "are you OK?" again.
zeathean: Has to punch a boulder into submission later
CaptainSpam: ACTION SCENE
Gaz_L: oh, there's combos in this one, i forgot
Capt_clown: Blast Hardcheese!
Tangsm: "Now you feeling better?"
Dmc3628: yes that said Neckbreaker
korvys: Neck Breaker!?
KartoffelKaiser: wait hold up, that button prompt said "Neck Breaker"
BusTed: Gotta make up for that bullet you wasted.
CptMurphey: The way RE is meant to be played
BlindProphet32: each bicep is the size of one John Cena
CururuGuasu: Bulk VanderHuge
felrender: Oh yeah you guys get X prompts in this one too
JarofGoats: the beauty of friendship
WalrusOntheCourt: Well. He really hated that bag of coffee beans.
KartoffelKaiser: Are we somehow going to get *more* wresling than the german suplex in 4?
Protein_Curry: real gamers
elkae: This is gonna make me WILDLY uncomfortable for sure
Stripe_dog: "Conserve ammo" followed immediately by negligent discharge.
Banather: "Conserve that ammo! Whoops!"
KeytarCat: I like that we can only see Ben's status gauge
theleerm: for every sheva ass/boob shot we need a chris ass shot
Hexi_Lexi: is Chris related to Gideon Jura? :P
empyreon: riffRyder
Gaytanic_Panic: noleLOL
OmnipotentTrevor: You can trade items
Gildan_Bladeborn: KartoffelKaiser - I dunno about 5 specifically, but in 6? 100%.
Getter404: So how long until COME ON is on the Ben Soundboard
Capt_clown: Trunk Slamchest!
elkae: WTF
fastlane250: LUL
RealGamerCow: YA YEET
elkae: LUL
Gaz_L: nope, you each have your own inventory, but you can trade
ANeMzero: You can pass items between characters
Protein_Curry: LMAAAOO
Haroldholmes25: oh this is gonna be a good stream, this game is so bad
Makrosian_Tae: @Hexi_Lexi I stop short of saying Chris Redfield is mono-white
Gaz_L: and you can heal each other I think?
Dragonality: I must go, my people need me
CaptainSpam: The moment you introduce co-op, the horror vanishes. :p
Blasteg: is the stream started early today?
WalrusOntheCourt: They have come to axe you something.
Protein_Curry: The entire playthrough is gonna be Ben running ahead going "BYYYYYEEEeeeee"
Gaytanic_Panic: Nail bat! Be still my heart!
niccus: the stream is afflicted with daylight
the_fanerdic: There we go. Safe forever
elkae: @Blasteg Daylight Savings Time
sithenin: !updog
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Seth_Erickson: Daylight Savings strikes again
Ferisar: this game is hardly a horror game to begin with, i promise you @CaptainSpam
Juliamon: !time
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felrender: He just lifts that two by four like it's made of foam!
Capt_clown: Dead by Daylight Saving
Mr_Horrible: how the hell do you *not* have a contingency for this, Chris?
Mister_BlueSky: GDI Roger.
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CaptainSpam: Can you trade items in this?
Kramburger: Sounds like Chris needs bigger muscles
Bearudite: astaroth over here
the_fanerdic: Thats what HE said.
Makrosian_Tae: You play MonHun, of COURSE you've seen bigger LUL
ArrestedHouse: he's got a grrrrrreat axe
ChippTunes: We dark souls now, get the greataxe
circusofkirkus: it's proportional to chris's biceps
MAPBoardgames: They want you to join their club.
ButButTheJesus: i def heard ass
oldjalefox: very much here for Adam lusting after thicc Chris Redfield to balance out the fan service camera :)
Mr_Horrible: You fight zombie populations on the regular, how do you not have "the locals went zombie" in the playbook?
SurfDownstage: Roger please
JakeRebadaviaXD: Get an Axe
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Roger, can you keep it professional for one mission?
Lithobraker: That Ax is 100% gonna be used by a boss monster
KartoffelKaiser: What the fuck?
ButterBall000: It's as big as Chris!
Izandai: Yeah, that's a weirdly big axe.
Dragonality: I mean, who wants to save daylight? Weird
elkae: Cloud wuz here
zeathean: someone clip that
NightValien28: this is a dark souls axe
felrender: THAT'S CARTOONISH
BusTed: It is comically large.
raulghoulia: everything's bigger in RE5
rasterscan: xD
petey_vonwho: that's like a hand axe in WoW
GhostValv: it's like almost as big as Chris' arms
Gaytanic_Panic: EL GIGANTE PART 2?
the_fanerdic: Watch out for Ax Wuuunds
Capt_clown: That's what she said!
Tangsm: It's clearly part of a ceremony.
JakeRebadaviaXD: "It's so big" Thats what she said.
Orgmastron: That's definitely foreshadowing at all...
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's almost as big as Chris's shoulders.
Hexi_Lexi: VERY GOOD CHRIS
KartoffelKaiser: wow chris redfield *is* a himbo
Mr_Horrible: an axe almost big enough for Chris Redfield's enormous biceps
Seth_Erickson: Adept insight Chris
ArdCollider: definitely not Astaroth's axe or anything
Ferisar: chris went to the leon kennedy school of narration
CaptainSpam: Good, glad we're continuing the same level of intelligence we saw in Leon last game.
NightValien28: chris has one brain cell and that's sheva
FIZtastic007: I wonder who carry's a big axe hummm
gavingotshot: thats the first time i have heard that
PotatoWraiths: Cpt. Insight, Chris Redfield
Lithobraker: This is where Sen purchased the axes for his fortres
nyperold: Maybe on a... REDWOOD!
ButButTheJesus: erm actually that's a submachine gun
WalrusOntheCourt: Well, to be fair, I haven't seen a tree yet. so the Axes are a bit conspicuous.
RayFK: Okay Ben now pick em up
Protein_Curry: The BSAA doesnt hire based on intelligence okay?
Gaytanic_Panic: So long Stink Gun!
Mr_Horrible: "WTB grenada"
Stripe_dog: Come on, Roger!
Hexi_Lexi: this is my friend, Chris Redfield. and this is his singular braincell
felrender: Oh it's proto-Apex
Stripe_dog: Roger, come on!
DeM0nFiRe: Press B for Bommunication
fcloud: maybe "give" rather than "discard"?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'd be using those buttons a lot more if there was an AI driving, instead of Ben.
Mr_Horrible: "Does RE5 have a Dark Souls Shuffle? In this essay, I will-"
Gaytanic_Panic: All the lil rattos jediAWW
BrindleBoar: Ben no NotLikeThis
GhostValv: Mondays, amirite :)
FIZtastic007: just hanging round
fastlane250: Mondays amirite? Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: How many muscles to get zombified?
circusofkirkus: yeah, just getting my face workout in
Capt_clown: He looked stiff LUL LUL
JakeRebadaviaXD: Case of the Mondays
itira: oh hello everyone!
Ba_Dum_Tish: So many face workouts
Gaz_L: oh wow, i should frown more then, get those reps in
Seth_Erickson: You're gonna need both fists if you want to throw hands with me Ben Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: So what you're saying is... frowning is better exercise, and that we should never smile?
tiny_imps: ya and my 34 frown muscles are swol as hell
Lithobraker: Is friendly fire on? What about grenades?
Mr_Horrible: but it's Tuesday!
ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn ikr
Hexi_Lexi: i havent been here for 10 minutes and my cheeks already hurt
JakeRebadaviaXD: Important Question: Can they shot each other?
Protein_Curry: yeha but you guys always activate the 5 in my face
ducking_mad: Deadspace the sequel
Mr_Horrible: that's a pretty severe case of the Mondays
CptMurphey: this game is hilarious
Seth_Erickson: I can feel the horror emanating from this game
gayghostprince: hey Ben and Adam
Mr_Horrible: Chris combining 2 non-greens, already smarter than Leon
accarrotate: no @JakeRebadaviaXD
itira: angry mob!
Ba_Dum_Tish: This should be an interesting
circusofkirkus: why does he have so many giant axes?
SnowbirdMike: That guy needed visine.
FIZtastic007: heads up
JakeRebadaviaXD: No, Liam!!
ArrestedHouse: goodbye liam o brien o7
thefightnerd: this game would be a lot better if it was Jacob Tutu in RE
KeytarCat: But that's a different model of axe!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Hexi_Lexi: YYYAAAAAAAAA
Gaz_L: Chris "Hold on, I wanna see where he's going with this"
TheTekkieman: Bye, Liam! Back to the Director's chair for you.
itira: raaaawr!
PotatoWraiths: that axe is not for trees
BrowneePoints: They killed Illidan!
circusofkirkus: why is it serated?
Gaytanic_Panic: I never thought I'd hear Jacob Two Two on a LRR stream.
FIZtastic007: thats goda hurt
ButButTheJesus: oh god, is he okay?
BusTed: gnarley
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nooo, Liam!
MAPBoardgames: That guy is nailing the pinhead look.
Lithobraker: Why does your ax have SERRATIONS?
Getter404: Yup, no unfortunate implications whatsoever
WalrusOntheCourt: Are all the nails in the executioner to keep pigeons from landing on him?
Mr_Horrible: I like how that axe is ridiculously extra, even compared to the ones we saw
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of Chris Redfield, and decided to see if he's punched a boulder yet. How's everybody doing?
tiny_imps: FBtouchdown
ratxprince: showw toiletttt
FIZtastic007: flesh wound
paeladin: acupuncture doesn't seem to be working for the big guy
Protein_Curry: @circusofkirkus cause its more METAL that way
elkae: Fools! They can see through windows
Gaz_L: they're coming here, and then they'll be here
ratxprince: im gonna yikes already gang
Mr_Horrible: He saw Hellraiser and thought it was a cool look
Uzumaki15: Are those real words?
Protein_Curry: Welp
Hexi_Lexi: oh lawdy they comin'
beckett_brass: Is this story mode or a different mode?
SodaTAddict: it's story mode.
Izandai: God, this is so obviously "The last game had a house fight at the start, so clearly this game needs a house fight at the start!"
elkae: Smart zombies? What!
oldjalefox: run?
Gaytanic_Panic: They gotds paramasites!
CururuGuasu: They are very slowly advancing!
Gaz_L: it's sunny out, so the bugs die as soon as they pop
beckett_brass: @elkae Are smart zombies undead that are made by Apple?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I have demonstrated an infinite loop!
Lord_ZYRK: At least they're polite enough to close the door
JakeRebadaviaXD: At least they closed the door behind them
elkae: Maybe!
Capt_clown: Butch Deadlift!
Mister_BlueSky: MARK?!
CururuGuasu: At least they were polite enough to shut the door behind them
CaptainSpam: "Did you hear that, Sheva? Help is definitely not going to survive!"
ChippTunes: Kurt had to pick up the slack after Mike died
fcloud: chris PUNCH
fastlane250: Expendable backup, incoming
elkae: I just yelled along with Adam LUL
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CururuGuasu: Chunk FistPunch
zeathean: Run into the Zone
BrindleBoar: have you considered using gun
Protein_Curry: Ahahahhahahahahaahha
beckett_brass: What do you do? You do your best not to die!
zeathean: and fight the mob
NavelWarfare: Grenade?
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I saw a context button prompt to hook... ah, that's what that was.
Lithobraker: Why do they have kukris? Is there an exchange program with Nepal?
Kramburger: Stab Manthrust
theleerm: FBtouchdown
gualdhar: ah, pure chaos, I love it
Mistborn83: This game brings back so many fun memories of co op with my bud
Makrosian_Tae: "Now with PS3 we can render more characters on screen than ever before"
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Izandai: Because this seems like an awful lot of enemies for the first fight of the game.
Protein_Curry: This is better than what I hoped for
Gaytanic_Panic: Shoulda kept the cheat guns!
BrowneePoints: I suggest run
itira: oh my
beckett_brass: Oh no. It's big boy.
elkae: So many GIANT wrenches and axes!
Protein_Curry: Nice of them to wait for a reload
ratxprince: @uzumaki15 late but yeah i believe its swahili
wynternyghtynggale: machine gun would have been nice
fcloud: use your Chris Redfield Biceps!
SurfDownstage: there is only HAMMER
Makrosian_Tae: Red Barrels!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also he was using the megaphone as a club.
ButButTheJesus: adam!
CptMurphey: and remember, always split the party
FIZtastic007: run forest
erloas: the zombie people sure do stand around a while looking at you
Gaz_L: yeah, this is kinda like the first village bit in RE4 where you're meant to run around and get items while fighting
KeytarCat: red barrels at the ladder?
Protein_Curry: Youre doing amazong sweetie
Quentastic: Do they have the DLC chapter?
Lithobraker: The guy with the megaphone is a Hunting Horn main.
Mistborn83: The real game is rinding all the blue plates!
beckett_brass: @CptMurphey Especially during the zombie apocalypse!
Lord_ZYRK: Lithobraker PrideLaugh
OmnipotentTrevor: Objective: Survive
until_may: ciken wing chicken wing
NavelWarfare: I see red barrels
elkae: A jumping through animation! Hurray!
Mistborn83: I think you can open drawers?
zeathean: You get a reward of gold from the big guy
Getter404: Poor Ben, all the ammo belongs to Adam now
Gaz_L: grenade
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Himyul: footsies!
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
PotatoWraiths: the footsies
Mistborn83: Is Adam having fun?
johntms907: i wonder if adam is just gonna hoard all the ammo lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: I'd like to congratulate RE5 on already being scarier than RE4, somehow
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
x0den: so i forget the exact conditions but i remember that after one player does a melee atk, the other player can do another melee on the same guy and then the first person can do a third kinda finishing melee on the same enemy. iirc
Gaytanic_Panic: NADES NADES NADES
Protein_Curry: WOOOO COME ON BEN
OmnipotentTrevor: Can't you melee when they get knocked down?
Mister_Hush: Surely those barrels explode, right
elkae: That reach!
Gaz_L: when he takes a knee you can melee him
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh please sir, I'm just a level 1 Chris
ChippTunes: say goodbye to your bones, Chris
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nothing quite like a nice refreshing "meat shower".
the_fanerdic: fucking rekt. should used manafont
zeathean: Ben is out
Protein_Curry: Ben the MVP
gibbousm: This is the Co-Op one right? Ben is playing right?
nyperold: If you kill even more with an explosion, is it a meatier shower?
elkae: Sheva patching Chris up is great
Lord_ZYRK: Correct, gibbousm
ArrestedHouse: LuL
gualdhar: WHOMP
Gaytanic_Panic: Undertaker's here
Mr_Horrible: axe dude, chill! Same team, same team!
theleerm: LUL
CaptainSpam: Okay, now I think executioner guy just has issues he's working out.
gibbousm: PUNCH
Protein_Curry: Adam...adam run
Mr_Horrible: give 'em the alley oop!
Mistborn83: What a fun opening sequence
Hexi_Lexi: ez clap
Seth_Erickson: Those Shoulders are so Wide
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Can’t you super punch the executioner when they’re stunned?
codatski: Just got back from getting a snack, it seems that I missed a few things
elkae: Great cover
BrowneePoints: Hard is just a lot of loops with a knife
BrindleBoar: Rokkit Lawnchair
CyberColossus: Theres a stronger emphasis on Melee in this one too. u cna do alot of "reaction" attacks
fcloud: good thing friendly fire is off
Protein_Curry: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stripe_dog: Someone should tell that pilot that helicopters have a 10 minute life expectancy in Resident Evil
Nigouki: backblast right into the cabin
Boon_33: safe to firte one of theose in a helicopter
Lithobraker: @LoadingReadyRun Is the guy hitting you with a megaphone a hunting horn main?
Bearudite: treating that door like a boss
elkae: I can't believe she's wearing a pushup
sydnius: FBtouchdown
felrender: Well the backblast just killed everyone in that helicopter
Gaz_L: Ben got an S rank
ArrestedHouse: SAS PogChamp
BibitteNoire: Progamers!
Mistborn83: S rank BEN!
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
Graham_LRR: You guys can do a lot of cool melee hits, especially ones that combo off each other
BusTed: gamer's gamin'
paeladin: get tired just carrying those arms around
Goorguy: Cod I've been paying attention and I am not sure I know whats going on
DeM0nFiRe: Clear time was identical, what are the chancecs
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, the true gamer
Bearudite: how were your Carves?
Ferisar: now you're gonna get invited to all the RE5+ groups
NavelWarfare: Ah, yes. "Routed."
Protein_Curry: Like I said! Ben is MVP!
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: @elkae "The target audience needs feeding"
CaptainSpam: Just call Ben "The Router" for all the enemies he's routed!
Lord_ZYRK: Homie's a fuckin traffic cop over here
wynternyghtynggale: Chris really stuck his neck out there..... oh wait
Driosenth: Can Chris scratch his own back back or does he need a backscratcher?
elkae: @Makrosian_Tae but muh realism!
Mistborn83: Went itno your storage
Mister_Hush: Ben's Major League Gaming
zeathean: It goes into the shared stash
quillilian: Chris scratches his back by flexing
the_fanerdic: But, the real question, can you kill the merchant?
Sethalidos: Chris Redfield as Biff McHardcheese
fcloud: chris, do me a favor, i want to see something. can you touch your own shoulder?
spethycakes: Big McLargeHuge
Stripe_dog: Yeah that's not a sensible name for that button at all.
ScaredToDeaf: @LoadingReadyRun You can press RB over a gun to upgrade them
Sethalidos: Slab Hardmeat
Gaz_L: Ben's on a fresh sav
Capt_clown: Thick McRunfast!
Mistborn83: You are in control of all the money
Gaz_L: save
zeathean: There is a better gun available to Adam in the sared inventory
Mistborn83: only player one does it
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, Ben is playing the AI support character.
BrowneePoints: I think you have to buy guns and give them to Sheva
Protein_Curry: Adam is the financeer
Gaz_L: yeah, the store is progress gated
ScaredToDeaf: @LoadingReadyRun You can press RB over a gun to upgrade them
nyperold: Ohhh, okay.
Mister_BlueSky: Oh no Adam is in control of the money. NotLikeThis
Gaz_L: because this file has a lot more progress, Adam can buy more stuff
Mistborn83: I think player one is in control of purchases and sales
fcloud: but they have the same progress...
Stripe_dog: It's not about progress, only P1 can buy weapons and such
nyperold: That's better than I was thinking.
jpgrindstaff: dang!
Mistborn83: I think that is for upgrades
Sethalidos: Punt Speedchunk
Lord_ZYRK: The Merchant already knows Sheva's name, and he doesn't do business with friends.
Mister_Hush: maybe sell those extra pistols?
nyperold: Which was "girl, therefore more limited arsenal".
Capt_clown: Dirk Hardpec!
NightValien28: papi can I have a shotgun?
WalrusOntheCourt: Yes, she has her own money.
Sethalidos: Crunch Buttsteak!
TheWooglie: can you sell treasure?
CururuGuasu: Gristle McThornbody
El_Funko: Shotguns are the Gamestop of the Resident Evil universe
KeytarCat: Chris "shotgun" Redfield
Protein_Curry: sugar daddy chris
Capt_clown: Crud Bonemeal!
Lithobraker: nyperold well, obviously being a girl her clothes don't have pockets.
mossboss15: Slab Hardcheese
Robot_Bones: He's no Mike
Asoxa: sell treasure?
Sethalidos: Thump Peqwich!
robo__nixon: Bolt cutters? F that! RPG opens all doors
BrowneePoints: Wait. Is Sheva in boots or combat heals?
BrowneePoints: heels*
Hexi_Lexi: Chad McBeefcake
Capt_clown: Rip Slagcheek!
Mistborn83: You might have already learned this put if you use first aid spray and you are next to you partner it will heal both
canahedo: There's a machine gun in a suitcase near the door
aClonedPickle: combination heels/combat boots
theleerm: @BrowneePoints Yes!
the_fanerdic: Which of you does that make Scooby?
Gaytanic_Panic: Clonk Beenfmask
thefightnerd: ben would be a hot velma
NightValien28: BrowneePoints hoots
Sethalidos: Stiff Shakestone!
spethycakes: Bless all you MST3K fans
Graham_LRR: @loadingreadyrun I highly recommend trying the context-relevant melee attacks, partially because they’re effective, mostly because they’re dope
Capt_clown: Punch Sideiron!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Aha! It's... an empty drawer.
CururuGuasu: Bob Johnson...oh wait
BrowneePoints: @Graham_LRR I think YOU'RE Dope. So there!
Mistborn83: never gets old
aClonedPickle: oh yeah you can combo the context melee between each other in this one it's good
Sethalidos: Bob Johnson! Oh, wait...
beckett_brass: Had to stop to make dinner. Anything interesting that I've missed?
Gaytanic_Panic: @Graham_LRR Pleas tell me there's a suplex.
the_fanerdic: Come on! @beckett_brass Come on!
KartoffelKaiser: It's such a shame that Resident Evil scientists have not yet devised a way to open a barrel without obliterating it
Sethalidos: Lunk Drywall!
Capt_clown: Buff Hardback!
Hexi_Lexi: Ron Swanson... wait...
ScaredToDeaf: Also, its worth exploring to find treasure to sell
aClonedPickle: head shots, arm shots, leg shots cause them
elkae: Bless ye!
itira: better sanitize that controller :P
beckett_brass: @the_fanerdic Ah, they've found that button. Have they found the button that focuses on the ally's chest?
Sethalidos: Fridge Largemeat!
Gaytanic_Panic: I seriously hope we get a BRAIN BUSTAAAAHHHHH in this game
Gaz_L: when the big executioner guy took a knee, you could do cool combos
aClonedPickle: arm shots did not in re4
Capt_clown: Smoke ManMuscle!
x0den: shoot them in the head or knee to get a melee prompt
Graham_LRR: @gaz_l yeah!
felrender: uh oh
Mistborn83: @Graham_LRR you are 100 right. This game brings back super fun memories of couch co op with friends.
Sethalidos: Bolt Vanderhuge
Capt_clown: Hack Blowfist!
itira: filthy humans
Seth_Erickson: Hello Graham
the_fanerdic: seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: I figured part of your brain just came out and you had to go reinsert it
Issurru: just lick the controller when you leave Adam OpieOP
circusofkirkus: Employee of the Month, Adam Savidan
Spacepup: Biff Meatlsab
gualdhar: Model citizen! you fight that COVID!
Kaaosa: ben and adam, have you gotten to the part of the game where you are in a resident evil game yet
Capt_clown: Reef Blastbody!
Spacepup: Buff Hardtack
Sethalidos: Stud Rocksteady!
BrowneePoints: Chungus Bumblesworth
Capt_clown: Blast Thickneck!
ladylinzington: we put our faith in Blast Hardcheese
Mister_BlueSky: Skip McLegday
SmoreThanAFeelin: too thicc
DeM0nFiRe: Only Tails can fly
Makrosian_Tae: Chad Thunderbrock
Spacepup: Punt Speedchunk
Gaytanic_Panic: Sith Stonkwonks
Capt_clown: Touch Rustrod!
beckett_brass: @DeM0nFiRe What about Cream?
Seth_Erickson: his muscles are far too heavy for flight
KidAmn: Butch Deadlift!
the_fanerdic: LUL
Kaaosa: Chris Chris'll make you JUMP JUMP
fastlane250: griss
Spacepup: Dirk Hardpeck
Mister_BlueSky: Chris Roger.
itira: LUL
NightValien28: chris roger chris roger
KidAmn: Thicc McRunfast
shurtal: Chris doesn't fly, just slowly moves forward, inexorably through things, phasing through matter
El_Funko: Rogerson Christopher
Gaz_L: It's Chris Redfield played by Roger Smith!
Roger_Job329: Please
Spacepup: Slate Fistcrunch
Hexi_Lexi: Chris Rodger
Arashi_NL: Shepard, Wrex, Shepard, Wrex
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Roger Beefield
LarkSachrosis: Stud Hamshank!
Capt_clown: Eat Punchbeef!
Mr_Horrible: Chris Redrogersfield
KidAmn: Smash Lampjaw!
ButButTheJesus: why is this so funny katesLol
TheThromborax: @loadingreadyrun can you shoot Ben?
ClankyLily: aah good ol Chris "My upper arm is wider than my skull" Redfield
DeM0nFiRe: "Chris is on first" "Roger." "No, Roger is on 2nd"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good old Roger Okay.
Spacepup: Crunch Buttsteak
paeladin: the only question: is this more annoying then LEON HELP!
Hexi_Lexi: Chris Rodger Redfield
beckett_brass: Ah yes. This exchange.
Sethalidos: Roll Fizzlebeef!
empyreon: riffRyder riffRyder riffRyder
KidAmn: Gristle McThornbody
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beckett_brass: @paeladin No, because this is funny
Mistborn83: Dont forget who ever finds the most blue plates are the true winners
Spacepup: Crud Bonemeal
Damien_E1: Is it chris or roger? either way, hurry up!
sydnius: Shirley
Seth_Erickson: @TheThromborax they turned friendly fire off
Makrosian_Tae: The BUL-ETA
Protein_Curry: I got up to feed my bunnies and in the distance I just keep hearing COME ON COME ON CHRIS lmao
Capt_clown: Stump Chunkmen!
Sethalidos: Dave Ryder!
Kaaosa: Resident Action 5
KidAmn: Hack Blowfist!
Lord_ZYRK: If you think it's not scary now. . .
Gaz_L: you both get money from money pickups which is cool too
Hexi_Lexi: Chungus McGungus
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itira: boing!
Mister_BlueSky: YEET
Lord_ZYRK: ally OOP
Capt_clown: Buff Drinklots!
CptMurphey: that's why he got dem arms
Mr_Horrible: Ladders are for chumps apparently
Spacepup: Buck Plankchest
ButterBall000: He had the arms
elkae: You saying you couldn't yeet a human like that Adam
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Launched!
paeladin: beckett_brass I concur, excellent point
Dmc3628: test this man
Dragonality: You didn't even need the boost
Gaytanic_Panic: Straight horseshoes
Protein_Curry: Dump Truck Arms
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris could just DEADLIFT that building.
CururuGuasu: We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese
Mr_Horrible: this man cannot pat his own head
Issurru: oh god I cant WAIT till Adam gets to the end if he was flaberghasted at that LUL
Sethalidos: Blast Thickneck!
Capt_clown: Splint Chesthair!
itira: holy shit lolol
Gaz_L: Chris 100% cannot raise his arms above his head
Seth_Erickson: You're gonna have to Toss Me!
Inkompetence: Chris is not the human cannonball, he's the human cannon.
the_fanerdic: LUL
TheThromborax: ya yeet!
Damien_E1: You asked and everything
Dragonality: Just throw Ben at the zombies, clearly stronger than any pistols gonna be
Mistborn83: gave fair warning
wolvsbane: nice disolve
Capt_clown: Speedball Special!
Kaaosa: you ever just lock a zombie in hitstun
Sadistic_Fire: It's highschool over. Shove shove, "Going to cry?"
DoctorAddams: Welcome to the Let's... Act...?
Capt_clown: ecdyciAngry ecdyciAngry ecdyciAngry
thegiftedgrifter: a good ol fashioned shanking, just like mama used to make
Gaz_L: you don't get the melee prompts if you have the knife out, btw
frogomb: That's not a tricep, it's a hexcep
CururuGuasu: Dude melted into a pile of gold
Gildan_Bladeborn: I so want there to just be a snake in a random barrel some 15 minutes from now.
Lord_ZYRK: Pro-tip: never be on the Alpha Team in the RE verse
Protein_Curry: YOULL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME
Gaytanic_Panic: And now he's goo
Kaaosa: Chris isn't tall enough for that
itira: And then they turn into a bubble bath!
BrindleBoar: well, he paid with his life
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's a premium service he's offering.
Kramburger: Beej has entere the chat
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aClonedPickle: ooh ooh cut the tomatoes
Ferisar: "yes chris, I'm a naughty umbrella virus"
KartoffelKaiser: something something do not aspire to a challenge you cannot hope to survive
Kaaosa: I'm not paying for some average height beefcake to step on me
beckett_brass: Hi Beej, whereever your are.
rraawwrrimabear: I’m sorry
Randoplh: Um....
Kramburger: seabatNogood
wynternyghtynggale: lrrBEEJ_BE
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JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: a KNIFE
Seth_Erickson: seabatNogood
ButButTheJesus: maybe it shoots slugs
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown ?
BrowneePoints: Chris misses those shots. Roger wouldn't
multeyemeteor: Back to the gun range, Chris Redfieldstopher
MyBuddySuperfly: who needs ladders?
fcloud: TUSSME
fastlane250: Good ol' Knife, nothing beats that!
Capt_clown: Though the power of friendship...and this shotgun
theleerm: theres a leader like legit right there
Gildan_Bladeborn: No one's ever swiped fruitlessly, just out of range of the monsters, while using a knife.
Protein_Curry: i cannae make the jump youll have to tussme
Capt_clown: Guns for show, knives for a pro
nyperold: More goo should just melt into nothingness, leaving whatever it was on just as clean as it was before.
bv310: Oh no, I missed the start! At least I'm here for all the dumbest bits of this game
Lithobraker: I really want Ben's character to toss Chris just once.
ButButTheJesus: @Sethalidos oooohhhh i was wondering where they were all coming from
beckett_brass: @bv310 Hello. Welcome to COME ON!
the_fanerdic: @bv310 You mean... the game?
LarkSachrosis: Shrek!
Sethalidos: the many names of Dave Ryder
TheWooglie: like wow
KidAmn: sounds like communism to me
ButButTheJesus: Ham McSteakFace!
Blasteg: @bv310 fellow victim of Daylight saving
Kaaosa: Champions of NORAD?
Capt_clown: Janet! Doctor Scott! Janet! Brad! Chris! ....!
Issurru: looked like Godfall but D&D
Gaz_L: Who gets to be Drizzt tho?
Hexi_Lexi: DONKEY
Sethalidos: Punch MacSquareJaw
theleerm: knives never miss!
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MyBuddySuperfly: those poor boxes
Randoplh: Bully Simulator
Capt_clown: Fist Rockbone
the_fanerdic: You out that man in the BLENDER
the_fanerdic: put*
BusTed: my life
CururuGuasu: My knife!
Damien_E1: So is his stream just Ben and Adam bullying poor infected npcs?
beckett_brass: Is knife the most effective weapon in the game? I don't know.
bv310: Solid knife work
the_fanerdic: My Fife!
Ferisar: dark souls??
Sethalidos: Hunk BuffPec
GhostValv: so many good people :)
MyBuddySuperfly: m'knife
Hexi_Lexi: hot take: EVERYONE in lrr is very funny
Gaz_L: knife that fruit
BrowneePoints: Cori consistently almost makes me blackout from laughing too hard. Her comedic timing is legendary
gundamschwing: Jesus christ those arms.
TheThromborax: "I miss borat voice my wife."
Capt_clown: Slate Slabrock!
sydnius: My refife
ButButTheJesus: Gold McLargeHuge
Gaytanic_Panic: So long Stink Ammo
beckett_brass: @Hexi_Lexi Just curious, why is it called a hot take, and not another sort of take?
Rhynerd: Punch Rockgroin
Sethalidos: Buff Van CrumpleChest
Capt_clown: Brick HardMeat!
elkae: Just a large white man taking African gold.... hmm
empyreon: Can't Chris just rip those doors off the hinges?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I feel like Chris not solving all "locked door puzzles" by simply "Kool-Aid Man"ing his way through the walls next to them is somewhat unrealistic, given his physique.
gundamschwing: Punch only run
Hexi_Lexi: @beckett_brass i was trying to use "hot take" ironically
Protein_Curry: @elkae and i-- oop
SajuukSjet: that punch is FORESHADOWING :P
Dmc3628: feel like the shotgun won't give us the melee prompts but oh well
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote stomp
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sethalidos: Crash MacMissileZone
Capt_clown: Blast Thickneck!
BrowneePoints: !findquote step
LRRbot: Quote #3751: "Sorry, you stepped in the way of my bullets." —Alex [2016-12-14]
beckett_brass: @Hexi_Lexi I know, but I still wonder why it's called a hot take?
ButButTheJesus: smashy button for fun and profit
gualdhar: More clocks?!? We didn't get enough during Control?
Haroldholmes25: what a timely find
frogomb: Chris doesn't need a gun, he can just throw the bullets
bv310: Chris "Big Punches" Redfield
TheThromborax: Chris Roger Big Muscles
empyreon: Roll Fizzlebeef riffRyder
Sethalidos: !quote Dave Ryder
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
elkae: Is that clock the one that keeps the Daylight Savings?
nyperold: Now you can fight that anchor that looks like a sphere!
seanmrwick: have fun with Resident Evil 5, boys
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NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Add "lust" to "hangry."
Capt_clown: Quag Doublesquat!
seanmrwick: wait, are you both playing at the same time?
Gaz_L: Ben is the pink arrow on the minimap
Rhynerd: It is antique clock & combat night here on the LoadingReadyRun entertainment network.
beckett_brass: @seanmrwick Hello. Welcome to COME ONE!
elkae: Yep they're playing coop
seanmrwick: @beckett_brass thanks!
beckett_brass: @seanmrwick Yep.
TheThromborax: barrel!
FIZtastic007: not enough leg work
the_fanerdic: She ded
itira: LEON
BrindleBoar: F
MyBuddySuperfly: that's the president's daughter again?
Gaz_L: so... this is a yikes
seanmrwick: new Game, who dis?
darkmagi08: Help me LEON!
gundamschwing: Is it Ashley?
Mister_BlueSky: LEON
Tangsm: I really expected her to yell Leon
wynternyghtynggale: Ashley?
KeytarCat: Oh look, white woman dying as a plot point
Capt_clown: Melee Gridiron!
MyBuddySuperfly: we'll take care for you
Protein_Curry: New plaga who dis
theleerm: oh boy, a white women who needs to be saved
sendatou: the only white girl
ArrestedHouse: you are safe here, i think
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felrender: Oh look, completely random white lady in peril!
F1SHOR: were trusting ben to protect us
Gaz_L: yeah, white woman being chased by a bunch of feral black men is... not good
Capt_clown: we're doomed!
Sethalidos: Slate HeadDrop
beckett_brass: @theleerm Don't worry, I'm not sure if we actually save her anyways.
the_fanerdic: Ben is a tank. he will protect us
Protein_Curry: Our first collective YIKES
elkae: Problematic with a capital P
Capt_clown: Roll Fizzlebeef!
elkae: seabatYIKES seabatUseless_TK
Capt_clown: ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed
Gildan_Bladeborn: Crumple Wiltskin.
Sethalidos: yeah this one is tone deaf at best
empyreon: Lunk Drywall! riffRyder
Capt_clown: Forge Jumpkick!
Spacepup: Ham Slapchest
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chad McBigHuge.
Hexi_Lexi: Benedict Cumberbatch
Spacepup: Big McLargeHuge
elkae: Waitaminit
empyreon: Lump Beefbroth! riffRyder
felrender: Bob Johnson!
Capt_clown: Slab Squatthrust!
Spacepup: Tad Radbody
elkae: Hexi_Lexi snuck in a real faker in there Kappa
Hexi_Lexi: @elkae i aim to please
Spacepup: James Eatled
Capt_clown: Blast Thickneck!
Sethalidos: Bumbersnatch Cumberbund?
elkae: Yeah
elkae: So unrealistic a name
Gildan_Bladeborn: Everyone knows his name is spelled "Bumperstump Crumbleypatch".
felrender: Bobcat Goldthwaite!
Mister_BlueSky: Engelbert Humperdinck
Protein_Curry: Adam Savidan
elkae: LUL
Capt_clown: Chad Von Proteinshake!
empyreon: Punch Sideiron! riffRyder
Hexi_Lexi: @Protein_Curry k that one really got me
Spacepup: Belch Hardgroin
ButButTheJesus: @Protein_Curry :
ButButTheJesus: :D
Capt_clown: Eat Punchbeef!
Protein_Curry: Glad I would give some laughs
the_fanerdic: Welcome back Mr Content Man
Protein_Curry: could*
seanmrwick: welcome back, Adam
Gaz_L: a Trusty Machete
Draynus: it's a WoW dagger
Hexi_Lexi: this entire bit is really funny imo
Juliamon: It's a "knife" the way Chris has "shoulders"
MyBuddySuperfly: that's what they said
Capt_clown: With this knife I thee we'd!
Pharmacistjudge: Evening Adam Ben and Runners
Pharmacistjudge: how is everyone?
elkae: tqsKnife
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's like a Space Marine gladius, honestly.
Spacepup: Biff Fightknife
Protein_Curry: Everything is big on chris's end
seanmrwick: doing ok, @Pharmacistjudge
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeSir
beckett_brass: @Pharmacistjudge Hello. Welcome to COME ON!
seanmrwick: just finished my St Patricks Day dinner
the_fanerdic: Dual wield shotguns!
junehawk: You call that a knife?
unicornly: yes, yes, you both have a big one, etc etc
Gaz_L: Well, how else is he meant to dual weild?
Rhynerd: A machete, for situations that warrant a machete.
elkae: seabatUseless_LH
Gaytanic_Panic: Duelly McWieldo
couldntpickausername: hello chut
Sethalidos: Adam's Space Mutiny story is that he is Bob BigHair You were trained by the Green Berets. You ride around on a 1984 Honda XR500 and your weapon of choice is a bear. You feel most comfortable in leathers. You're out for revenge. You eat a bear for breakfast. You love working for the weekend. Your best friend is your old war buddy. You train rhinos on the weekends.
couldntpickausername: hello nopey boys
beckett_brass: @Rhynerd So all of them.
Spacepup: Chut Welcomchat
Capt_clown: Hockey?
beckett_brass: @couldntpickausername Hello. Welcome to COME ON!
Protein_Curry: Video Games!
MAPBoardgames: Twitch keeps highlighting the 'unfollow' button for me. What did LRR do?
Rhynerd: @beckett_brass exactly!
DarkMorford: Bench Treefiddy!
Pharmacistjudge: I did 39 vaccinations today...I am so tired...so much stabbing.
elkae: Adam is a gooder egg than Ben hoped
Gaz_L: When does Marko Stunt appear?
ButButTheJesus: @Sethalidos bear.
Protein_Curry: Everytime I hear that song I think of TMNT 3
Gaytanic_Panic: I love how Tony bought the rights to that song.
Hexi_Lexi: @Pharmacistjudge youre doing the lords work
Sethalidos: They are Canadian Hockey is srs bsns
elkae: @Pharmacistjudge lrrHEART <3 lairofLove tqsHeart
bv310: Jungle Boy absolutely has the best theme song
ButButTheJesus: @Protein_Curry OMG SAME
Capt_clown: Oh man, takes me back to YTMND
NoTomToLose: Exactly what... kind of joke is this song?
NoTomToLose: It sounds... bad without context
Electrodyne: Man I love that one Baltimora song
DarkMorford: Twizzlers > Red Vines
empyreon: @Pharmacistjudge thank you for doing all those stabbings lrrHEART
Protein_Curry: @butbutthejesus I did the dance they all do as well lmao
MyBuddySuperfly: dang
Capt_clown: Shit it's a Kardashian!
Gaytanic_Panic: Is now
Gaz_L: right in the boob
fcloud: chris redfield, stomper of women
bv310: Just stomp her torso in. You know, for funsies
MyBuddySuperfly: that dude just appeared, lol
Sethalidos: don't you hate it when your blind date turns out to be an Elder Thing?
Rhynerd: Dang, she got to have one of the stronger bugs.
quillilian: Stopping power; stomping power
Blasteg: did Sheva just kick through Chris
beckett_brass: @Sethalidos I know, right?
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: Curb Stop!
Transmuted_Elf: now weird al weasel stomping day is playing in my head
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
MyBuddySuperfly: m'knife
seanmrwick: these plagas are more OP than RE4 plaga
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
MyBuddySuperfly: closed the door, nice
Protein_Curry: this is what happens when you blindly swipe right
Tangsm: Close the door!
the_fanerdic: LUL
Magresta: no solicitors
MyBuddySuperfly: very polite
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Hexi_Lexi: LUL
elkae: WTF LUL
MWGNZ: shot the door closed!
fcloud: and STAY out!
ButButTheJesus: YES ADAM YES
Spacepup: Shot em so hard he closed the door
SpoonfullOfSugar: Shot him so hard he closed the door when he left
Getter404: Nooooo you killed Shovel Knight!
seanmrwick: also, are you playing on Normal?
empyreon: LUL
Gaz_L: it's way quicker to knife them to stun and then do the X melee attacks
MyBuddySuperfly: good stunt, streamer
JAGxTERRA: SeemsGood
Capt_clown: prison shank party!
empyreon: I said NO SOLICITORS
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Spacepup: Rex Doorslam!
Roger_Job329: yessss
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: aaannnddd clipped
seanmrwick: what is this? The Ides of march?
MegaDosX: Someone clip that please
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: LuL
unicornly: so nice of that bullet to close the door on the way out
Roger_Job329: 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
XxxRed40xxX: Nice shot!
MyBuddySuperfly: Roger
theleerm: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
Fancy_frenchman: The most important element to comedy: Timing
Fancy_frenchman: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: Janet!
rraawwrrimabear: I love when a game can break Adam
Electrodyne: So I watched a Gigapuddi commercial that showed like 4 people all digging in to share it, and it was the most pre-2020 thing I've watched all week
Phailhammer: "No one is a match for Mr. Shove-" *BLEGH*
Capt_clown: 🎶 Singing Telelgr-BLAM!
MyBuddySuperfly: nomnomnom
Electrodyne: Oh man, Clue is a good movie
Protein_Curry: ABRUPT STOP
seanmrwick: thanks @elkae
Protein_Curry: Mixtape when
Gildan_Bladeborn: CAN'T. GET IT. OPEN!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
zeldakid1999: Clap
Spacepup: Tink. Tink. TOCK
elkae: Np though I knew it was gonna get the shit clipped out of it LUL
Capt_clown: Is this dubstep?
MegaDosX: "Here, let me try mine" - Adam, probably
Protein_Curry: WWWOOOOOOWWW
TacitusVigil: How goes Ben's Ad-Ben-tures in Adam Savidanland?
bv310: Biiiiiiiig showoff Redfield
CaptainSpam: This is gonna be one hell of a playthrough.
wrapscalion: Ben loosened it up for Adam
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, we're going to get sooo many clips from this game aren't we?
elkae: Door said NO
rraawwrrimabear: To be fair look at that mans legs
Mister_BlueSky: Yes, yes we are.
beckett_brass: @TacitusVigil Pretty good. Welcome to Chris is too buff.
felrender: Good thing he's got those Hydraulic Thighs!
Hexi_Lexi: Chris "Door Kicker" Redfield
elkae: @Dog_of_Myth Absolutely
MyBuddySuperfly: ah, the screaming room
x0den: tbf chris cant do it w/o sheeva either
Protein_Curry: pwase chwis i need help opening the big bad door uwu
nyperold: To be fair, he can't... yeah.
Capt_clown: Brock Hardwood!
Mister_BlueSky: Roger.
beckett_brass: @Dog_of_Myth It's RE5. It's practically clipping, the game!
Getter404: JUST a Redfield?
Roger_Job329: this. place. is. filthy.
quillilian: Two biceps the size of four biceps
Pharmacistjudge: I'm very glad these two are an amazing comedic duo because RE5 overall i find is not as overly comedic as RE4
Gaz_L: only barrels, crates and fruit can be knifed
elkae: What a fancy staircase railing
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
Capt_clown: Chris! Roger! Janet! Doctor Scott!
TacitusVigil: @beckett_brass Oh no, is this resident evil man fellating giraffe?
elkae: OMG is he OK??
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm pretty sure Chris has several other people's biceps worth of biceps.
Makrosian_Tae: Only crates, no barrels!
Lithobraker: #letsheevayeetchris
felrender: ROGER NOOOOOOOOOO
ButButTheJesus: @elkae he's just sleeping
Robot_Bones: you know he ain't gonna be in RE6
Protein_Curry: Why does alpha team always suck?
bv310: I'm just waiting for the snake in one of those crates
NoTomToLose: @TacitusVigil That's the next one
elkae: D:
Capt_clown: ecdyciAssets ecdyciAssets ecdyciAssets
Hexi_Lexi: omg have they heard the "HURRY" yet?
Natedogg2: I'm pretty sure polite society doesn't cut people in the butt.
Gaytanic_Panic: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Makrosian_Tae: Well see there's your problem right there
Pharmacistjudge: tuba, you have to take your medicine.
DarkMorford: Chris Redfield takes Dave's Carcinomash Protein Supplements, and so should you! Kappa
Protein_Curry: "peanut bubber"
elkae: Gold gold double gold
the_fanerdic: Chris might've been able to open, buuuuuuut he kept skipping leg day
elkae: Is Tasha Yar in there
TacitusVigil: @notomtolose Well, at least we've left the bigoted stereotypes of the last game behind- (looks at game) - oh no.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I like how it makes you wait for Sheva for the door "to" open... but then the cutscene is clearly just Chris kicking it down.
frozenphoenix7: "Something attacked us" Ya don't say
DoctorAddams: "Up and Atom." "Up and at them." "No, up and Atom!"
juneblue58: How did these guys get wrecked while Chris and Sheva have been just fine?
Gaz_L: MY CLIENT LOS ILLUMINADOS
TheGreySeraphim: its my mixtape
MAPBoardgames: Just carrying around a HDD
seanmrwick: more like "Up and Adam"
NoTomToLose: @TacitusVigil So, so much worse
Lithobraker: @juneblue58 by the power of cleavage and biceps
elkae: "Hang in there"
TacitusVigil: killing John Malkovich
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh is this the stuff RE 7 is based on?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't wait for you guys to experience JERF!
felrender: BYLEH
Protein_Curry: butt
MyBuddySuperfly: it's CHRIS
Kaaosa: I wonder who gets more butt shots in this game, Chris or Sheva
saucemaster5000: on closer inspection these are loafers
TheGreySeraphim: in his final moments, he passed you his fire mixtape
Capt_clown: ecdyciAssets ecdyciAssets ecdyciAssets
Mister_BlueSky: "At least someone gets my name right."
MAPBoardgames: What's the Shiva T&A shot count up to now? 3? 4?
elkae: Way more than that
FIZtastic007: lets get to the choppper
bv310: @Kaaosa I think if we count biceps, it'll be close.
seanmrwick: I think its about 7 or 8 now
saucemaster5000: chucks the disk over his shoulder
Randoplh: i jus noticed that his arm is as large as his neck
ButButTheJesus: TOP. MEN.
Tangsm: "I'll take it to the nerds."
beckett_brass: @MAPBoardgames Dare I ask what T&A means?
Boon_33: yeah, who moves data on HDD?
elkae: What neck
Kaaosa: leg vibes only
elkae: LUL Kaaosa
MAPBoardgames: @beckett_brass Tits and Ass
theleerm: what about the chris t&a count?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think Chris's arm is actually LARGER than the width of his head, at their widest points.
Gaz_L: I used to do it before I worked from home
saucemaster5000: my Dad does that soe bad it vibrates the dinner table
Laserbeaks_Fury: God, don't you hate when y ou do it so much, your leg aches
fastlane250: legs just vibin’
Lord_ZYRK: unspoken bond
beckett_brass: @MAPBoardgames Ok, that's what I figured.
MyBuddySuperfly: Famous drummer Adam
itomeshi: Oh, good old Restless Leg Syndrome. Didn't have it until my anti-depressant.
fcloud: B DOWN
Hexi_Lexi: thats a real cute moment
saucemaster5000: she chose DOWN?
Capt_clown: When in doubt, blame Adam.
NoTomToLose: Gosh I wish they'd stop doing that weird singing meme...
elkae: Yeah that's not right, isn't it #BlameJames
BrowneePoints: Sheva we're going down swinging
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I am Sparticus"
CyberColossus: still a better love story than twiligh
Randoplh: the bathroom sucks
bv310: I will hear no insults of Tarzan Boy in this chat :P
MegaDosX: I feel like everyone opens doors in this game universe in the most extra way possible
Pharmacistjudge: the very delayed double click
Magresta: got impatient halfway through door opening
Gildan_Bladeborn: Go home door, you're drunk.
Gaytanic_Panic: Baltimora is a national treasure!
elkae: !?
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun The Door wasn't opening at the speed of America
elkae: !?!?!?!?
felrender: Well you gotta make sure it'll ACTUALLY open before you commit to the kick
Tangsm: Interrobang?!
SmithKurosaki: 999999?
Mister_BlueSky: ‽‽‽
fastlane250: aieou
felrender: otherwise you'll hurt yourself AND look like a dumbass
NoTomToLose: @bv310 I assume that's the meme; Without knowing where it's from, it sounds really bad in the context of this game
CaptainSpam: So, how many times has Chris seen this in the series?
Sethalidos: isn't that an interrobang?
bv310: @Gaytanic_Panic An Italian national treasure, to be clear
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, for that enormous keyhole.
MegaDosX: What a sentence.
Randoplh: a medieval key to open an electrical door, sure...
SmithKurosaki: @sethalidos you're not wrong, but it's likely a meme
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ain't nobody got TIME to let doors swing open by themselves.
TacitusVigil: need to be screaming "America! "as you kick it open, as all Americans do
Protein_Curry: As a murican, that statement scans
Mister_BlueSky: HahaThink Adam.
Sethalidos: everything is a meme
MyBuddySuperfly: the sauna
Orgmastron: I vaguely remember this part
Gaytanic_Panic: @bv310 They're Canada's now. noleLOL They can have Snow.
until_may: Ben, I added hussar patrol to my cube, youre welcome
beckett_brass: @Sethalidos ...am I a meme?
ButButTheJesus: the Furnace Key goes in the Square Hole!
Gildan_Bladeborn: A room full of... fire.
tergonis: this is a very safe room
Gaz_L: definitely not something you'd kite a monster into
elkae: It's the fire room. Where we keep the fire.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Seems like a place you should definitely be standing in.
Rhynerd: A giant incinerator. Just becauss.
MyBuddySuperfly: wink wink?
MinniChii: That looks like a trap
bv310: Definitely not for kiting a monster and/or a fun QTE room.
Sethalidos: good jorb Adam
bv310: Because if this game has nothing else, boy does it have QTEs
Pharmacistjudge: Spagetti
Kaaosa: a big goopy mess
Gaytanic_Panic: EEL BOI
fastlane250: oh that’s nasty
tergonis: i've seen this anime
BusTed: we got wormies
Hexi_Lexi: hey, its last weeks spaghetti!
empyreon: NOPE
Pharmacistjudge: it's umm...squid ink spagetti
Lord_ZYRK: Ben, stop reading ahead in the script
MyBuddySuperfly: I've seen that hentai
frozenphoenix7: That's the Simic Slaw after a few years
beckett_brass: It is black stuff. Just your everyday black stuff.
elkae: Grosse
BrowneePoints: Time for your Colonoscopy
Protein_Curry: flying spaghet monster
MAPBoardgames: I've seen this henti.
Sethalidos: May I use LEECHS?
Gaytanic_Panic: NADES NADES NADES
elkae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: Hey isn't that the villain from Men In Black 2?
Capt_clown: Hentai! succinShock succinShock
itomeshi: Ben's really getting into character, saying what Sheva says before she can.
felrender: Big Goo Monster
ladylinzington: resident evil games are so juicy
Magresta: alpha team surely didnt try shooting it
bv310: Nice flip, Redfield
elkae: But we two will survive!
Gaytanic_Panic: Venom at home:
Makrosian_Tae: I do NOT like this music
Gaz_L: oh lawd
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Makrosian_Tae: The flutes are so creepy
MyBuddySuperfly: quick! to the saunda!
Lithobraker: Synchronized dodge rolls
zeathean: its like dead space
MyBuddySuperfly: ops
MyBuddySuperfly: quick! to the sauna!
elkae: This music is out of like... The Great Mouse Detective or something
Tangsm: Ugh, don't you hate when basements have poor cable management?
DoctorAddams: Princess Mononoke...? Dat u...?
Xilats: @Tangsm I legit do.
FIZtastic007: shoot the clinders may be
Nigouki: i'm glad the soundtrack is enjoying itself so much
fcloud: too bad alpha team didnt have those biceps
Gildan_Bladeborn: You had a "dodge" context button prompt there for a moment.
Capt_clown: YAOI NO!
KeytarCat: This looks pleasant
Laserbeaks_Fury: Smile you son of a....
BusTed: That works too.
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Furnace seems optimal, yes.
Protein_Curry: Sheva:This is fine
NavelWarfare: Shoot tank while it's in furnace?
MegaDosX: Tactics!
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown Close enough!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zeathean: now do it again
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
Xilats: Mmmm. Barbecued eel.
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
TheGreySeraphim: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LarkSachrosis: lrrEFF Yeah!
DoctorAddams: Pop it with your boombooms!
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Hexi_Lexi: FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: GlitchLit
beckett_brass: It was a man. Was.
wrapscalion: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gundamschwing: elfunkChunk
ButButTheJesus: Night to night! Gimme the other, gimme the other! Night to night! Gimme the other, gimme the other!
TacitusVigil: the real monster was man all along
jpgrindstaff: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: You meddling kids!
x0den: what the F is the original purpose of this room!?
sydnius: FBtouchdown
bv310: Not even a sweet katana :(
Magresta: 35 anima
SurfDownstage: And I wouldve gotten away with it too if it werent for that flamethrower!
Pharmacistjudge: if drops something if you shoot him to death
ChippTunes: I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling FIRE
Gildan_Bladeborn: x0den - it's the room where they keep the FIRE.
beckett_brass: @x0den Extreme sauna.
Gaytanic_Panic: This worm boss STINK
Makrosian_Tae: WHEN is that going to be mission relevant??
corianderd: no girl from ipanema!
bv310: That will never not be funny
felrender: THe girl from Ipenema now?
KeytarCat: %These games are so wonky
Boon_33: You still working on those door animations? Can you make em PUNCHIER?
Kramburger: Bullast
Protein_Curry: This game is the epitome of being EXTRA
Makrosian_Tae: It's all fun and games until the final level when they stop dropping ammo :)
BrowneePoints: @corianderd what about boys from ipanema?
mrkuehl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:29:17.
MAPBoardgames: Wait til the level that gives you no ammo at all.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think RE:4 has taught us that we can never have "too much ammo".
MegaDosX: !updog
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Xilats: Is it time for a vehicle section?
Tangsm: Someday you're going to one shot a boss kicking a door open.
Hexi_Lexi: lets go!
TacitusVigil: Adam, can you kick open doors from now on? I deputise you as an honorary American
Capt_clown: Pervert!
Kramburger: gg everyone, credit?
KeytarCat: "I saw a black body on cams"
felrender: oh this pervert
MAPBoardgames: B.O.W.?
CururuGuasu: I always drive while wearing my vision obscuring bird mask
TheThromborax: Ava Wong?! Who could have guessed!
Mister_BlueSky: Bio Organic Weapon IIRC.
Mashamino: Bio-Organic Weapon, I believe
MyBuddySuperfly: Boulevard of Wakawaka
fcloud: oh. well, then good thing we didnt get there sooner
seanmrwick: I think I'm acting in this scene. Acting!
BrowneePoints: The Kennedy report was mind blowing(too soon?)
saucemaster5000: chris this data is just your audition tape for the real world
KartoffelKaiser: "You're not alone, there's two of you"
Kramburger: The Kennedy report is dropped from the rafters above the ring
Haroldholmes25: alone? chris have you seen your biceps
felrender: He was writing it ON the jet-ski???
rraawwrrimabear: Her only expression is “I think I smell a fart “
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohhh Dealtas coming, Marcus will save the day
Sethalidos: WOW
CururuGuasu: More cannon fodder is on the way
nyperold: "Well, you've already done what Alpha Team could not, so..."
FIZtastic007: different film lol
tergonis: but they keep going anyway for whatever reason
TacitusVigil: earth's haunted
jonasjonIV: gotta say, this seems a little dumb.
jonasjonIV: but fun
elkae: You both got A's on the group project!
Makrosian_Tae: Brehhhh
MAPBoardgames: 79% accuracy is S-ranked??
fcloud: "ever get the feeling you're expendable?" *long look into each others eyes"
Haroldholmes25: gaming
circusofkirkus: details
SurfDownstage: hes gamin
GhostValv: tqsBweh
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Kaaosa: ben should rout more enemies
ButButTheJesus: BREH
MegaDosX: Semantics
Despoiler98: LALALALA CAnt Hear you
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: We count those
Tangsm: But he hit all his targets and most of the stuff behind them.
Makrosian_Tae: @MAPBoardgames We should all be so lucky when the teacher is grading
Protein_Curry: bruh count: 5
SurfDownstage: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #7303: "You can't get more gamer than a muffin on a progress bar!" —Heather [2020-10-23]
Kramburger: Adam you need to be less accurate so you can get the A S S rating
CptMurphey: you say that but he did miss a shot from like 2 feet away
Gildan_Bladeborn: I like the bit where both of you still got "S rank" for Accuracy, even though Adam's was so much higher.
Gaz_L: armor
TheThromborax: "so you ever get the feeling you're expendable?" he asked the character who was never in another game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Almost like... they think it's all but impossible to aim.
Mister_BlueSky: You have treasures to sell.
aClonedPickle: armor takes up an item slot, too
Makrosian_Tae: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #256: "Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?" —Adam [2015-05-09]
Sethalidos: Let's play that fun game, Racist or Tone Deaf
elkae: Why not both
Gildan_Bladeborn: Por que no los dos?
Protein_Curry: HAH
Despoiler98: I vote both
elkae: Exactly
TacitusVigil: so we're have robbing to buy more illegal guns?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam the man after my heart, going shotgun build
Dandinstorm12: hey chat
TacitusVigil: *grave robbing
kumatsu: In America!
elkae: THICC GUN FOR THICC MAN send tweet
MyBuddySuperfly: HehEHEHEheh thank you stranger
felrender: RE5 doesn't do the combine stuff, right?
Kaaosa: subscribe to thicc shotgun's OnlyShells
Rhynerd: The Triple-barreled shotgun isn’t until New Game+, right?
Mister_BlueSky: Crit % sounds good.
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HasturTheYellow: The best Defense is a fantastic shotgun
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Protein_Curry: Bandit Keith has entered the chat
TacitusVigil: shells Kappa
TheThromborax: @tacitusvigil well when you put it that way it sounds bad
Despoiler98: you just keep finding more space to STUFF THE SHELLS IN
DoctorAddams: The vest takes up a pocket in your vest (recurring)
ButButTheJesus: its one of those spiral-holder designs
felrender: they're collapsible rounds!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm not going to lie: if Adam committed to shouting "America!" loudly every time he fired the shotgun from now own, I don't think that would stop being funny.
RealGamerCow: Oh, Adam's hockey haircut is gettin BUSHY in the back
Capt_clown: Just stash em in your prison pocket
multeyemeteor: I really enjoy the realism of the handgun that can be upgraded to keep 99 bullets in its mag
felrender: yeah, the mullet's starting to peak out behind the headphones, I love it
TacitusVigil: @thethromborax Here we call them steamed guns
fcloud: the shotgun actually stays the same, the upgrade just shrinks the shells each time
geldaran: riot shotguns can hold around that. knew a reservist that had one.
AnderKryst: Cheer400 #expendiblebits
shurtal: Nature's pocket?
HasturTheYellow: It's only a Wallet if you plan on getting it robbed
Rhynerd: I hope the Triple-Barreled Shotgun is actually unlockable in the first playthrough, because I would love to watch Adam see it.
elkae: Yeah when are you turning that mullet into a rattail, Adam?
TheThromborax: shiney!!!
Protein_Curry: @elkae he's slowly getting there it seems lol
TheThromborax: shiney on the wall!!!
korvys: "Roger" "My name is Sheva"
Makrosian_Tae: Toss a coin to your Adam
elkae: Witcher hair? Hot
Capt_clown: Chris! Roger! Janet! Doctor Scott!
Rynehawk: a noble goal
Lord_ZYRK: Geralt and his infamous mullet
korvys: Oh man, you'd rule at Gerald cosplay
shurtal: Ol' Gerry of Rivendell?
jetpixi: Fork.
nyperold: Geralt of Redvia.
RealGamerCow: Adam could do a good Barry Melrose cosplay
MAPBoardgames: Watch for falling bodies!
TacitusVigil: such a vibrant color palatte...
jetpixi: oh this is Co-op?!
fcloud: cause you upgraded it, gamer!
beckett_brass: To accurately shoot your shotgun.
Lord_ZYRK: All the better to aim with, my dear
Kirkygirl: @jetpixi it sure is!
elkae: Hi pixi yes it is
TacitusVigil: because it's tacti-cool, Adam
jetpixi: lasers=awesome
jetpixi: nice!
Protein_Curry: Cause VIDEOGAMES adam!
jetpixi: hi @elkae !
elkae: o/
felrender: god I forgot how much asset re-use this game does
beckett_brass: @jetpixi Hello. Welcome to over the top.
felrender: those are just the crossbows from 4
Dandinstorm12: a team of rivals
Gaytanic_Panic: DOGGO
circusofkirkus: LUL
BusTed: chomp
Haroldholmes25: rip
jetpixi: There's no "I" in "Team." But there is an "I" in "MeatPie"
Rhynerd: They’re a team!
Hexi_Lexi: hey @jetpixi hope youre doing well
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: Wow. What a team.
LarkSachrosis: That happened so fast!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: no! bad dog!
elkae: AMERICA
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: lrrHERE FBtouchdown
Stormthius: elfunkSad elfunkSad
petey_vonwho: It's a TEAM game Adam. You have to be a good TEAMmate
Gormlessben: You're walking through the desert. You see Ben, sealed in the jaws of a mutant dog...
ButButTheJesus: Night to night! Gimme the other, gimme the other!
jetpixi: i am thank you @Hexi_Lexi .and thank you @beckett_brass
itomeshi: First episode in and we have the rivalry already.
KartoffelKaiser: Big "brother telling little brother 'no you're ok don't tell dad'" energy
sydnius: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: But how could a dog have done that? Dogs are nice!
ButterBall000: They're a team. An A-ranked Team. An A-Team
Gaytanic_Panic: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
DiscordianTokkan: seabatNogood FBtouchdown
Darleysam: shoulda bought a dog vest
Protein_Curry: Adam acted in character with Murica
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: can the dog pet you in resident evil 5?
Gaz_L: do you have to equip the vest?
Dandinstorm12: spklat
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
KartoffelKaiser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
jonasjonIV: nice!
Getter404: Physics!
BusTed: FBtouchdown
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
LarkSachrosis: lrrHORN
Bladinus: FBtouchdown
Hexi_Lexi: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shurtal: FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: benginDab FBtouchdown benginDab FBtouchdown benginDab FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
TheGreySeraphim: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fcloud: touchdown! gold small!
Spacepup: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Mister_BlueSky: lrrFRUMP
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lemmel: FBtouchdown lrrCOW
HasturTheYellow: FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown
itomeshi: FBtouchdown
Roger_Job329: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
jonasjonIV: FBtouchdown
Saskquatchewan: FBtouchdown
theneatestburrito: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
midichlorianuser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: GLORIOUS
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
wolvsbane: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thordak_keitel: FBtouchdown
bv310: So how long until we get a SeabatsTouchdown emote?
multeyemeteor: "Silly American. You bring shotgun to a hug-fight!?"
jetpixi: shoot him in the butt
fcloud: *slowly rotates in the wrong direction*
swordhunter45: any plans on a time spiral remaster draft
Rhynerd: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown braven10PRISM FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: @bv310 i started drawing one but cant decide what to make it wear
LarkSachrosis: FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: Ben has the high ground
nyperold: A bullydog?
beckett_brass: @Protein_Curry It wears whatever a Seabat Touchdown would wear.
jetpixi: why do these games insist on mean puppies? :( lol
TacitusVigil: ben, pro tip: try not to die Kappa
MyBuddySuperfly: soooo... no snake eggs?
jetpixi: Ben (ObiWan) has the high ground
Gaytanic_Panic: *racks shotgun* Where's this dog that was bullying you? noleLOl
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: "we're a team"
Protein_Curry: @beckett_brass i'm having trouble thinking of what that is lol
Roger_Job329: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: ax body spray
ButButTheJesus: SHINY AND CHROME
Gaytanic_Panic: breh
beckett_brass: What a cute dog!
seanmrwick: Notice me! *Sprays first aid spray*
Gildan_Bladeborn: See Adam, you SAY "dog", but it's more like "dogs".
IgnatiusHusky: Ah yes, a good face full of AquaNet cures what ails you.
Kramburger: WITNESS
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Pharmacistjudge: yeah, bug does are no joke
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bv310: More of a Dog-and-a-half
MAPBoardgames: Shoot it in the head! Er, heads!
Haroldholmes25: actually they can't
Gaz_L: I think you can just hit B there and if you have the item you'll give it
fastlane250: In this economy?
elkae: What a flip
CptMurphey: he was just here to fix the plumbing
nyperold: Ghost Dog?
7gorobei: equivalent exchange
Dmc3628: take this sovel
Dandinstorm12: pipewrench? In this economy?
felrender: Explain how!
Protein_Curry: stranger things getting ideas from resi 5
Gaytanic_Panic: Get spanner'd
TacitusVigil: is this how Adam and Ben trade triple triad cards in this game?
quillilian: Wha'dya trading?
Nigouki: the wrench worked great in Opposing Forces
rasterscan: I fucking love how much fun Adam and Ben are having with this.
bv310: "Look, we've all played Half-Life, we know how strong a pipe wrench is"
rasterscan: So much.
Tangsm: He leveled up to dual wrench.
jetpixi: did someone say Triple Triad?
Gaz_L: it gets really strong once you unlock the trade binder item
Darleysam: he's there to finish the fight
BrindleBoar: DUAL WIELDING
Protein_Curry: @rasterscan I know! thats why i couldnt wait for this
Gaytanic_Panic: Fouble Disting
Kipstar: who's ready to PARTAY!
KeytarCat: wilhelm scream?
DiscordianTokkan: He's got TWO wrenches, for his TWO jobs
CptMurphey: this game is an absolute hoot to play, its just so so stupid
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... there's music playing, so... no, not yet.
MAPBoardgames: Can you pet the dog? Confirmed yes.
RassilonDND subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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nyperold: Two molotov cocktails? Then he must be... DARTH MOLOTOV!
Rhynerd: “Mack wants the flamethrower!”
the_fanerdic: He didn't say Ben could have it, just that he had found it
DarkMorford: Ben, don't let Remy watch, it'll be a bad influence. Kappa
TacitusVigil: I love watch + now games like this lumina1Heart
Protein_Curry: sheva pwease uwu
Dandinstorm12: charlie?
jetpixi: Chonkpont
rasterscan: "Tugger Nuts Opens the Gate"
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the most unbelievable thing that's happened so far in this entire game.
NoTomToLose: Everybody remember later that Chris couldn't open that... :D
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DeMeched: PrideCute HeyGuys hi people
Dog_of_Myth: #Branding
TacitusVigil: *watch + nope
jetpixi: No such thing as too many grenades
Gaytanic_Panic: Chonk Pont
beckett_brass: @DeMeched Hello. Welcome to explosions.
Dandinstorm12: the Alex Steacy solution
jetpixi: LUL
beckett_brass: @DeMeched Also, welcome to a truck.
Lord_ZYRK: lrrHORN lrrHORN
bv310: That is the appropriate disposal of grenades
GhostValv: gg
TacitusVigil: shaxx disagrees
elkae: Amazing
GhostValv: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: @dandinstorm12 loool
the_fanerdic: Fucking REKT mate
CptMurphey: ahaha
ArrestedHouse: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: F
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fcloud: shoot the red barrels
Dandinstorm12: shoot the driver?
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
bv310: FBtouchdown
Gaz_L: red barrel
rasterscan: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jetpixi: The truck made a touchdown
AdamYMHMI: Venga bus came apparently
MegaDosX: Huh. That happened.
Stormthius: elfunkSad elfunkSad elfunkSad
Protein_Curry: F
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Hexi_Lexi: FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown
BusTed: Teamwork!
Mister_BlueSky: Good teammate there.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And you would be correct.
jetpixi: that's fuckin teamwooork
fastlane250: "Not my problem."
Despoiler98: THE BUS IS COMING ADAM
Alrawn: The Venga Bus gets its revenge
MegaDosX: Adam's such a good partner
Trashweazel: 👏👏👏
Pheonix888: wow, feel the love Ben
Roger_Job329: SeemsGood SeemsGood
Dandinstorm12: would you say that's the Venga Bus?
DiscordianTokkan: Bus WAS coming
Gaytanic_Panic: Literally under a bus
ButButTheJesus: god i needed this tonight, i am CACKLING
jetpixi: skrrrrrrt
nyperold: Yeah, it's not like your partner's death also causes a game over. :D
MyBuddySuperfly: BONK
Protein_Curry: Adam is playing the character of america, so yelling and not helping was in character
the_fanerdic: ROGER
hat_thebutcher: dead as disco
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
seanmrwick: whooooops
Despoiler98: cool game
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RassilonDND: probably both barrels
Tangsm: You probably have to kick the truck.
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gaz_L: there are many barrel
corianderd: "it's roger!"
Roger_Job329: lrrAWW
fcloud: maybe just jump back?
SpiffGames: what a "fun" obstacle
MegaDosX: Either more barrels, or the driver?
aClonedPickle: driver shot maybe?
rasterscan: Let them figure it out Chat
rasterscan: Geez
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accarrotate: do a barrel roll
Dandinstorm12: mawp
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Hexi_Lexi: FBtouchdown
bv310: I remember dying on this spot way too much when I first played this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how that works, sure.
sydnius: lrrFINE
petey_vonwho: FBtouchdown
fcloud: the "out of control vehicle" sequence in re4 was much more forgiving
multeyemeteor: Mai waife...
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: tonight on let's nope: Ben and Adam learn about the prisoners dilemma Kappa
until_may: Adam, try not to die
nyperold: This... Boron?
Hexi_Lexi: borat voice my wife
Makimachine: This is the only thing I remember from this game. LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Borat Voice: My Truck
Lord_ZYRK: more like SagdiDEAD amirite
MegaDosX: OK so last game they had flails, now they have sickles?
jetpixi: I have no idea what you're saying but I'm certain you are not @Lord_ZYRK Kappa
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX And tentacles.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also? Shovels.
Hexi_Lexi: i am so happy Adam is playing as Chris, if only for the iconic scene towards the end
fcloud: sheva likes killing bad guys, but she LOVES her Gold Small
Protein_Curry: Ben with the younger sibling energy lmao "you didnt get them all..."
TacitusVigil: @megadosx communist zombies!
Lord_ZYRK: Thank you as always for your love and support, jetpixi :)
jetpixi: jetpixHug
FIZtastic007: lots of ammo. humm boss may be a coming.lol
jetpixi: Anne Barrel
Makrosian_Tae: Famous period author Ann Barrel
Mashamino: un barrel
Saskquatchewan: Anne Barrel Inn
Mister_BlueSky: Ann Barrel please report to the front desk. Ann Barrel.
thefightnerd: garnet, amethyst, and pearl... AND BARREL
SpiffGames: it's BarREL
couldntpickausername: best sailor moon villain Queen Barrel
jetpixi: grenade time I think
TotallyNotaBeholder: Anne barrel, any relation to Russel Crow?
Protein_Curry: Pride and Barrell
Dandinstorm12: sewers? Everyone's favorite level
nyperold: Anne Beryl.
multeyemeteor: I loved Ann Barrel in the Donkey Kong movie
fcloud: it
MegaDosX: Mitosis?
Hexi_Lexi: my toe, sis!
the_fanerdic: Come on! Come on! Come on!
fcloud: it's time for ~~ THE SEWERS ~~
Boon_33: Turtles in time was so good
felrender: THEME OF DOG AMBUSH
Makrosian_Tae: Apple big
MegaDosX: @Hexi_Lexi benginFingers
Makrosian_Tae: Apple small
jetpixi: i have no idea what's going on
elkae: You are not alone
jetpixi: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: @ghyllnox @MegaDosX high five!!!
Lord_ZYRK: Turtles in Time just happened
BrowneePoints: Okay but that new Turtles Beat Em Up is a direct sequel to Turtles in Time @LoadingReadyRun
corianderd: tmnt
multeyemeteor: Hostile work environment
nyperold: Starbase: Where No Turtle Has Gone Before
Protein_Curry: SO EXCITED FOR SHREDDERS REVENGE
until_may: you guys seem to be in a in game domestic dispute
nyperold: Neon Night-Riders
TacitusVigil: Ben and Adam: LrrBoys in Time
BrowneePoints: SHREDDER'S REVENGE!
BrowneePoints: It's a direct sequel!
fcloud: mutalisks!
raulghoulia: hyperstone heist where it's at
BrowneePoints: and it's by the Scott Pilgrim Game Devs!
BusTed: The graphics style is basically the same.
Gaz_L: Specifically using the designs from the 80s show
SpiffGames: the animation is great
Mister_BlueSky: Tribute Games is doing it too.
jetpixi: oh yeah i didn't play that at the arcade. went straight for the MK.
Lord_ZYRK: A couple of days ago was last week
Randoplh: Flies are dangerous in Africa
DiscordianTokkan: It was a danged good game
Gaz_L: it's the devs behind the new Streets of Rage, I think?
MAPBoardgames: They've got some big mosquitoes around here.
quigonginnjuice: I think Shredder's Revenge is from the same people who did Streets of Rage 4 as well, so high hopes.
Protein_Curry: All the turtles have different run cycles
Dandinstorm12: oops
jetpixi: LEWD
rasterscan: um
rasterscan: TOS?
bv310: Uhhhh
Lithobraker: Get bot flied
rraawwrrimabear: The guy from faith no more does the turtles theme it slaps
Gaytanic_Panic: "Jam Ken" Jam Ken where?
TheThromborax: that new TMNT game has Crossing The Streams written ALL over it
the_fanerdic: Because he was the smartest.
BrowneePoints: Donnie is the best
Lord_ZYRK: Because he does machines
nyperold: Reach.
Despoiler98: its LEONARDO FIGHT ME 1V!
BusTed: I did.
Mashamino: correct
Protein_Curry: Raph is the best
MegaDosX: He had a bo staff!
until_may: it was Raphy and you know it!
itomeshi: Correct answer, Spoopy Bois.
itomathefuzzy: HE DOES NOT BELONG IN THEIR STREET GANG!
Roger_Job329: AGREEDED
DionysusRevelry: purple is superior colour
BrowneePoints: If you ask someone and they say Raph don't trust them
BusTed: Wingnut for sure.
raulghoulia: hated that triceratops
Manae: NES TMNT for the classic Nintendo Hard
YeetTheRich_: "was"? donatello is dead?
Protein_Curry: @until_may my man
Dandinstorm12: So Adam, Dominic Hasek, or Ron Hextal?
Kirkygirl: Donny's the best because I know how to fight with a bostaff but not with the other weapons.
DiscordianTokkan: Donatello, and Michaelangelo
until_may: @Protein_Curry he is the only option
Lord_ZYRK: OOH INVOLVED IN THE FIGHT SCENE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, every time you open a door WITHOUT kicking it open whilst shouting "America!", a bald eagle sheds a single tear. Kappa
jetpixi: Cuz Jupiter is the BEST
Lord_ZYRK: FUCKIN GAMER ALERT
BrowneePoints: Donnie is emotionally mature, the problem solver, and the glue that keeps the Turtles together
DiscordianTokkan: Sailor Jupiter is the best for MANY reasons
itomathefuzzy: Donatella was dead long before the renaissance began!
Lithobraker: @YeetTheRich_ I'm so sorry you had to find out this way
DarkMorford: Raph was cool because he was voiced by Rob Paulsen. But yeah, Don best turtle.
MAPBoardgames: I remember the NES TMNT game. Don was the best because he had range.
MegaDosX: I mean, Jupiter's the biggest planet, and is the Zeus equivalent in mythology, so that tracks
Hexi_Lexi: whos Herb Green?
BrowneePoints: Donnie isn't someone's 1 or 2 turtle? Don't trust them
jetpixi: seabatCHOICE @DiscordianTokkan
Gaytanic_Panic: I've heard Sailor Moon is hysterically broken in all the best ways
Gaz_L: Paulsen actually played Donnie in one of the other cartoons
Gaz_L: I think
korvys: ARE YOU SURE?
MAPBoardgames: Cruise control for cool.
BrindleBoar: BUT IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL ADAM
Lord_ZYRK: Wow okay, can I get that sub I dropped on your channel today back?
Randoplh: IM HAPPY!
MegaDosX: Wow, called out
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ButButTheJesus: OH YES IT IS
KeytarCat: Beach episode
fcloud: Gold Small in its natural habitat
BusTed: no takesies backsies
TacitusVigil: Oh no
jetpixi: You subbed Zyrk?
Hexi_Lexi: HI BENJAMIN
DiscordianTokkan: Beach Episoooooode!
KeytarCat: Need to see that swimwear
Gaz_L: The new TMNT comic is super good btw
Goorguy: Someone lost their wallet in the water
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks for rewarding their bad behavior, Dog_of_Myth
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
DoctorAddams: Y'all need Michaelangelo
DarkMorford: Gaz_L Yeah, he was Don in the Nickelodeon CG show. Rob is just awesome.
Gaytanic_Panic: MY CABBAGES
Pharmacistjudge: I love how there is shotgun ammo in the melons
jetpixi: time to watch ATLA again
Kirkygirl: Do you ever think that guy just gave up?
jetpixi: never!
Protein_Curry: Now Adam, are we going to have to bring the fruit train back so we can cleanse us of negative apples?
gualdhar: @Lord_ZYRK just do a charge back, Adam will LOVE dealing with that
the_fanerdic: Fruit Ninja!
jetpixi: lol
bv310: I always love the mild antagonism between Adam and Chat on the Let's Nope.
TacitusVigil: wait what? we can't just go around?
the_fanerdic: Oh Crim is playing FF? BAAAAAAAAAAAAI
Gaytanic_Panic: @Kirkygirl I guess they went into big industry. Who knows?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I find the bit where you could EASILY just jump around that "locked gate", because there's no fence to either side of it, especially funny.
Kirkygirl: Can you crawl through stuff?
Makrosian_Tae: Adam is a heel in his heart LUL
Dandinstorm12: is Leon the only one who can Vault?
DiscordianTokkan: I FINALLY caught up on the MSQ of FFXIV
Hexi_Lexi: @bv310 yes... mild
multeyemeteor: "Have everyone safely stored their grenades among the coconuts? Good."
Getter404: Explosions?
dragonwarrior000: Crossing the Streams Turtles in Time maybe?
wynternyghtynggale: well Adam did get a magic card nicknamed after him for this reason
Gaz_L: I think you climb up?
MegaDosX: Ah yes, ye olde waist high fence
jetpixi: Got that "To be Continued..." @DiscordianTokkan ?
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BuggDoubt: i get out of work and the greeting i get is adam and whatever the actual crap that slurping sound was for.
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Kirkygirl: Ew.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also we've established the Chris can just toss people 10 feet into the air.
DiscordianTokkan: @jetpixi For the Next Quest bar? Yep!
Protein_Curry: Hang in there buddy
ArrestedHouse: my keys PogChamp
SpiffGames: use gun at puzzle
jetpixi: Tenemos los llaves!
beckett_brass: @BuggDoubt Hello. Welcome to over the top stuff.
FIZtastic007: party time
nyperold: Sorry, cabbage guy, but someone's gotta lay down the law... the COLESlaw.
Pharmacistjudge: you found the port key, now you get teleported to the quidditch festival
Kipstar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kirkygirl: and here we go! DING DING DING
jetpixi: Nice! @DiscordianTokkan
Gaz_L: now you need the starboard, bow and stern keys!
MegaDosX: Some port key if he didn't get teleported
Makrosian_Tae: BigFellow has enetered the game
MAPBoardgames: use GUN on KEY
TheThromborax: MOB BOSS!
SpiffGames: he raised his arms in front of your shotgun blast, that helps
bv310: Vaguely Kamala-looking guy here
MAPBoardgames: Ho De Do
jetpixi: LUL
Protein_Curry: BEN used GUN on KEY! It was super effective!
Hexi_Lexi: the closing door always kills me
Natedogg2: Employee Entrance Only. Read the sign.
Dandinstorm12: 2 wrenches? what a gamer
bv310: The sounds of slightly off-screen stabbing is great
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben has displayed an infinite loop - his opponent must concede.
Rynehawk: watch out for two wrench paulie
fcloud: the thing when you shotty someone out the door and the door snaps shut behind them will never get old
Makrosian_Tae: 2 whole wrenches? That's a rare encounter if ever I saw one, Ben
onarampage: that guy should probably have run out of blood by now
MegaDosX: Ah, video game shotguns
Protein_Curry: TRAINER BEN used KNIFE CAMPING! It's Super Effective!
TheThromborax: Hook
felrender: If the game didn't want you to knife dudes to death, it wouldn't be viable
jetpixi: no jumpin or anything in this?
fcloud: maybe its not a chest?
noisyblizzard: granada maybe
MAPBoardgames: I spotted a ladder on the map behind the shack you were in.
felrender: you can only jump at specific points
TheThromborax: come back as Ava
elkae: Context jumps
CyberColossus: Want us to tell ya
fcloud: oh yeah youre right
multeyemeteor: surely you must be able to grenade your way through
MAPBoardgames: Ben got it
felrender: y'all got any spare grenades?
Asoxa: grenade?
Kyir: Grenades solve everything
Gaytanic_Panic: It's a mimic
Dandinstorm12: if it looks like a text, and smells like a chest
Dandinstorm12: *chest
Dandinstorm12: oops
Makrosian_Tae: @TheThromborax No spoilers, even as jokes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because clearly you need to jump into that waist-high obstacle from "above".
TacitusVigil: chest high tables: our greatest foe!
TheThromborax: laaaaaame
Goorguy: This has suddenly become an assassins creed game
Senor_Diablo: it looked like he could shoot it?
NoTomToLose: Grenade in the middle?
jetpixi: can you get to the outcropping?
Mister_BlueSky: I think it is grenade.
brainbosh: Can you blow up the stalls with a grenade
Pharmacistjudge: oh watch out for them...they gotta beat you up with the pipe wrench...
nyperold: Me and my wrench, we tight.
Protein_Curry: The one man keeping the intense music going
Dandinstorm12: wow
jetpixi: ncie
Pharmacistjudge: show this guy and cut back to these two
jetpixi: nice*
felrender: good ole' pipe wrench, nothing beats pipe wrench
Kyir: He's brilliant!
DiscordianTokkan: Gameplay!
multeyemeteor: No thanks to chat
TheThromborax: grenade out
Gaytanic_Panic: NADES NADES NADES
Pharmacistjudge: Ruby for Vigor!
Mister_BlueSky: It'd be great if it was a grenade in the chest. :D
quigonginnjuice: The answer was violence after all
Gildan_Bladeborn: The answer was "violence" all along!
Goorguy: Wow thats a huge chest for a tiny ruby
YeetTheRich_: the answer is always to shoot the puzzle
Protein_Curry: TRAINER BEN used VIOLENCE
jetpixi: all problems can be solved with grenades
Boon_33: conflict gem- nice.
Saintnex: I mean yes?
MAPBoardgames: You can solve ALL of your problems with grenades, Ben
canahedo: 20 grenades can solve many problems
jetpixi: hweird
felrender: the answer is ALWAYS the application of high explosive
Dandinstorm12: what is this, Just Cause 2?
SpoonfullOfSugar: try just using the knife
Saintnex: You can solve a LOT with grenades
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's honestly more wild that you can't just jump over it.
felrender: DESTROY IT ALL
ButButTheJesus: hwired
Protein_Curry: hweird
TheThromborax: woah twitch please
multeyemeteor: Casually throws 4 nades
tokenblackguy420x: ouch
wynternyghtynggale: shouldn't have sold those grenades now lol
jetpixi: wrenches, man
Getter404: Lariatoooooo
DiscordianTokkan: Adam blocked the wrench with his head
Kipstar: headbutt him right in the wrench
Blade_Tiger: literally what did you think would happen when you ran up to a dude with a monkey wrench
Lithobraker: It would b a shame if the next boss was a gimmick boss needing grenades...
Electrodyne: Did we already make Harry Potter "port key" jokes?
Gildan_Bladeborn: He turned into a bird!
Protein_Curry: Chris's thicc neck absorbed the hit
elkae: To be fair Chris has a very slow turning range what with the lack of neck
Boon_33: Knife the sky sounds like a good punk song.
multeyemeteor: Ann Barrel standing on the deck feeling mighty alone
MAPBoardgames: Molotovs are problem solvers. I throw one, and BAM! I have a different set of problems.
Pharmacistjudge: next LRR shirt. Gold (small)
felrender: yeah chris is like one of those over-bred pitbulls
Gildan_Bladeborn: Necks are for people with normal biceps.
Telephoneline: gold, your smalltime
fcloud: Gold Small: The Bengineering Story
elkae: OMG she swims so fast
Mister_BlueSky: "You're not watching! Mom!"
Tangsm: "I can do a handstand!"
SajuukSjet: oh, was there sparkly in the water?
Gildan_Bladeborn: There are enemies approaching you FYI.
MAPBoardgames: Dude is in a helicopter. He's F'd
Protein_Curry: ADAM ADAM LOOK gold (large)
wynternyghtynggale: Ben's 11 herbs and spices
jetpixi: are there also Gold (Medium)?
DarkMorford: KNIFE of you to help out
jetpixi: Hands
elkae: tqsKnife
Dandinstorm12: bangle
Kirkygirl: I will save your soul
Gildan_Bladeborn: The seldom appreciated art of "knife juggling".
Dandinstorm12: wait
mossboss15: Intuition?
Protein_Curry: Bengal cats are cool
BusTed: Who will save your soul?
BrindleBoar: LUL
Mister_BlueSky: Foolish Games.
boardham: you can punch the zombies and make combos together
Dandinstorm12: I've been bamboozled
felrender: Oh fuck I used to know this
seanmrwick: talk about urban warfare
jetpixi: Hands is the name of a Jewel song
felrender: Something Something Crash Together
Gaz_L: Graham told you!
sithenin: It returned the grenade
nyperold: Can you make a regular Red Green? "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
KeytarCat: I threw a rock at my friend's car and now he doesn't want to give me a ride
jetpixi: I mean. Foolish Games is good.
MAPBoardgames: Is Guileing on someone anything like Styling on someone?
elkae: Tearing me, tearing me, tearing me apahaaaart
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't know that I even know who Jewel is, if I'm being honest.
jetpixi: She's from a wacky Alaskan family
thraximore: Is that Mike??
Protein_Curry: Ah, good ol' Red Green, much nostalgia, him and Bob Ross would come on PBS all the time
TheThromborax: its gooooood!
Mister_BlueSky: Couldn't go anywhere without hearing Foolish Games or You Were Meant For Me for a while.
jetpixi: and she yodels
Pharmacistjudge: combine some herbs?
DiscordianTokkan: There's a dude on th- yeah him
TheThromborax: Adam has too many pregnancy tests in his inventory
Dandinstorm12: shotgun + sniper
multeyemeteor: FaZe Bengineering
Dandinstorm12: America
jetpixi: Fuck Yeah
Gildan_Bladeborn: There we go.
MAPBoardgames: That doesn't stop being funny.
DaMullet14: "Like you, I'm American."
rasterscan: Ad break while it's quiet?
BrindleBoar: tactical door-opening action
rasterscan: Nope, too late
Gildan_Bladeborn: Knock knock open up the door.
Protein_Curry: My united states of WHATEVA
jetpixi: LUL
GhostValv: liberation complete :)
jonasjonIV: as an American, correct.
TotallyNotaBeholder: America! F Yeah!
ButButTheJesus: HAHA FREEDOM GO BRRRRR
jetpixi: I love that song! @Protein_Curry
Hexi_Lexi: united states of FREEDOM
BrowneePoints: DEMOCRACY!
elkae: We're also FULL ON GREEN HERB
Lord_ZYRK: Good day, sir or madam. Can I interest you in a fantastic discount on FREEDOM
KartoffelKaiser: Adam I didn't realize you had dual citizenship SeriousSloth
Pharmacistjudge: parkour
jetpixi: i've been listening to that song on repeat lately LUL
62MGcobra: @LoadingReadyRun Adam your not suppose to pronounce the A
Dandinstorm12: tactical
Boon_33: united states of... christian magic?
Kirkygirl: And yet we're all Canadian.
MyBuddySuperfly: Oil large
Gildan_Bladeborn: But was he shouting "America!" as he jumped through the window?
IgnatiusHusky: Oh god Sifl and Olly!
Protein_Curry: @jetpixi YESSSS
Kirkygirl: LUL
ButButTheJesus: why is that so funny omg
Mashamino: classic memes
magical_writer: cheer50 for America
Goorguy: Merica...
jetpixi: Yo what up Zafra (sp?)
LarkSachrosis: Art!
StreetRach: If you America three times, we’ll show up with some democracy and capitalism.
jetpixi: that's where you're throwing dice!
Kirkygirl: @jetpixi nuttin' man.
elkae: Ads?
Goorguy: We deserve it
GhostValv: is fine :)
Juliamon: We deserve it
jonasjonIV: we earned it
canahedo: We deserve it
Xilats: We kind of deserve it?
Dandinstorm12: chat can't speak for america
Natedogg2: I will allow it.
Getter404: We kind of deserve it
StreetRach: *say
jetpixi: we're fine with it
niccus: please respect us less
DeM0nFiRe: Nah it's ok we deserve it
raulghoulia: we are not
Tangsm: Always okay with teasing America.
KeytarCat: we know...
AbnormAnomaly: As an American I approve this tease.
BrowneePoints: We deserve it. We've been clowns for the past 2 decades
LarkSachrosis: Completely!
Vyous: We deserve it
Electrodyne: The circle of freedom
obionedrop: we deserve it
Dmc3628: where's the lie
jmhodges: It’s chill
NightWingMistHawk: I mean, we deserve it so...
ghyllnox: Oh, we tease ourselves
DaMullet14: I mean, I can do very little about it
Talin06: give us all you got
jetpixi: That's coo @Kirkygirl
Robot_Bones: Circles as it sinks in to the gutter
ButterBall000: I never hear enough of it.
TheThromborax: that guy is still making episodes of Sifl and Ollie in Youtube, I believe
itira: SOORY eh
DeGunner: Its cool, do it more we deserve it
Gaz_L: I assume this is all prep for the Yu-Gi-Oh part of Wheeler's show
D33vious: Go nuts
theleerm: we deserve it
Rynehawk: brah im on my 4 runner and heading towards the border
hwdesperado: As an American (in the South), I'm loving this.
Rynehawk: MURICA
Gildan_Bladeborn: As an American, I think it's hilarious.
felrender: We've earned it
Mister_BlueSky: Step on us Canada.
Mistborn83: green herb on the ground
ClankyLily: LUL LUL
SentientRatKing: It's often fair
multeyemeteor: Oh shit... please check if they have a Canadian language option!
Protein_Curry: I live in FL, I am used to ALL the america jokes
MAPBoardgames: Called it!
Tiber727: Teasing? What do you mean? This is how we talk in America.
Rhynerd: Only fair we’re the butt of the jokes here.
AbnormAnomaly: please step on us canadian daddies.
boardham: flying BOWOWS
thraximore: Not again
Pharmacistjudge: Dark Phoenix rise!
Makrosian_Tae: LordKirk
Dandinstorm12: kirk we hardly knew ye
thraximore: We always lose our pilots ;_;
Gildan_Bladeborn: I routinely refer the country I live in as "the land of the screaming eagle" in online discourse.
Lord_ZYRK: "Ah shit, I'm outta CONTROL" these guys really are America
ChippTunes: First Mike, now Kirk...
felrender: oh that chopper is FUCKED
Tangsm: So is Kirk the brother of Mike?
dawson_von_darkcastle: lol
raulghoulia: are all helicopter pilots terrible?
Protein_Curry: Helicopter pilot? cant have that
Gaz_L: Chris too big for uppies
MaelstronSolenor: everyone should be able to take jokes about their country, but the sport of making fun of one's own country just seems more fair =P
jetpixi: Liberating your Gold (small)
MAPBoardgames: The helicopter went down. So we sent a second helicopter.
TheThromborax: you can only go up where there is a ladder DESPITE not actually using the ladder in the toss
MyBuddySuperfly: oil large, oil small
felrender: MERCIA!
Kirkygirl: Ben does not need a new hairdo.
Saskquatchewan: Long distance liberation
Dandinstorm12: America will never surrender to Chinese Communism!
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown seabatNogood
dawson_von_darkcastle: I was going to go to bed, but I think this is better for me.
Kirkygirl: @Saskquatchewan I love your username!
multeyemeteor: "We've successfully killed the insurgents. Also... all the local farmers are dead."
quigonginnjuice: You liberated that baterpillar thing from their neck holes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, I was 100% right - Adam yelling that whilst shooting the shotgun does indeed not stop being funny, no matter how many times he does so. I'm laughing distressingly hard at the moment.
LarkSachrosis: Big Vampire Lady could give Chris uppies.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It hurts, send help.
jetpixi: LUL
Xilats: America, Fsck yeah.
Goorguy: Horror game!
felrender: *Eagle Noise*
Protein_Curry: This is the best fucking stream, my sides y'all
CptMurphey: Liberated!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Taste the liberty
Dmc3628: that's the best representation of Merica with the MG
itira: LUL Adam
jetpixi: Caw CAW
boardham: they're not guns, they liberation machines
AbnormAnomaly: It would be funny had it not been our foreign policy my entire life. :-(
ClankyLily: LUL
Issurru: Free of this mortal coil SeriousSloth
Gildan_Bladeborn: My sides! I'm dying!
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NightWingMistHawk: Now I'm just sad I missed the past two hours of this :D
jetpixi: You weren't liberating FAST enough
MWGNZ: taste the freedom
Tiber727: Teamwork makes the American Dream work.
Boon_33: so much freedom..
jmhodges: It was so sudden
Hexi_Lexi: FUCK this series is gonna be top tier
SmithKurosaki: did you bring some freedom fries?
SentientRatKing: Adam stop summarizing our foreign policy so efficiently
Protein_Curry: This entire stream is in the highlights lmao
bv310: God, my ribs hurt already
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: "The soul is still liberated. Rebel 1. Action!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: My sides!
ButButTheJesus: HALP
BrowneePoints: Adam, stop summarizing our domestic policy so efficiently
ButButTheJesus: I CAN'T
MegaDosX: Adam you broke Ben, well done
Electrodyne: Needs more Remington sponsorship patches
elkae: Freedom.
Dmc3628: holds the board where's the lie
TheThromborax: Post Colonial Liberation Bitches!!!
nyperold: CAliberated!
Mister_BlueSky: Ready. Aim. LIBERATE!
Hexi_Lexi: why the hell are these 2 so fucking funny?!
sydnius: Mercia XTREME
lexomancer: i like how you are killing each other as much as the baddies ;)
Goorguy: Just need a section of the highlights "let's nope dunks on Merica"
Perchipy: If it’s a period on freedom, so bullets are ending freedom?
Tiber727: Communism will always try to sneak up you.
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you keep doing that this whole game Adam, I might actually die from laughter.
Protein_Curry: @corianderd how are you going to pick just a few parts for the highlights? lmao
bokochaos: bullets are enduring freedom!
elkae: Your character is jacked up!
LarkSachrosis: The armor takes up a pocket in itself.
TheThromborax: smallventory
NightWingMistHawk: You've been liberated through the stairs!
multeyemeteor: Lol... items... taking up physical space.
Dandinstorm12: Communism will never succeed
elkae: That man is stuck in the stairs!
KeytarCat: SingsMic Knock, knock, open up the door it's real, the non-stop pop-pop of AMERICA, F-K YEAH SingsNote
fcloud: liberated on the STAIRS! climbing up to FREEDOM! you're welcome
Gildan_Bladeborn: You've been freed from the tyranny of "having heads"!
LarkSachrosis: Enjoy your 2.5 kids in the suburbs lrrHORN !
Protein_Curry: Im crying
felrender: "We'll be here for our cut of your natural resources in a month! AMERICA"
raulghoulia: when did this stream become fallout?
Dandinstorm12: Tovarisch
TacitusVigil: We don't call them knives anymore, they're "Liberty Blades" now
ButterBall000: We're the STARS and Umbrella brings the STRIPES
multeyemeteor: Just heal and pick up the herb, bud
elkae: Waiter, I'm full!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also herb.
Mashamino: I think you can reload your pistol
jetpixi: Full of Freedom!
Dandinstorm12: @raulghoulia idk sounded like Liberty Prime
Protein_Curry: Adams shotgun is named Democracy
boardham: i forgot how easy it is to get ammo in this game
GhostValv: :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Mashamino: LUL
elkae: Pretty sure it's called Capitalism
Xilats: Giga-merica
bv310: GIGA Liberation
ButButTheJesus: PUDDIIIIII
SmoreThanAFeelin: we made it back
Hexi_Lexi: LUL
ChippTunes: Nah, this is FREEDOM JELLO
Randoplh: LUL LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Protein_Curry: @elkae you right
MyBuddySuperfly: I came here to give you PUDDING
MegaDosX: Cool flip
Hexi_Lexi: GIGA FREEDO<
boardham: I believe the giga pudding is the boss in this area
Electrodyne: GUARANTEED to leave an EXIT WOUND you can park your QUADRUPLE BIG GULP in
DiscordianTokkan: Pfffft
Makrosian_Tae: Are we sure Adam isn't, in fact, a wind up doll with programmed lines LUL
Xilats: America-yeet!
jonasjonIV: giga freedom?!? That's almost a Texas!
Tangsm: It's nice we've upgraded from mega-freedom.
theleerm: GIGA-PUDDIN
jetpixi: dinner time!
BrowneePoints: Giga Freedom is just one of All Might or Deku's attacks from MHA right?
elkae: Who wouldn't want to be yeeted by Chri- I mean, Roger
TacitusVigil: Resident Evil Freedom is brought to you by all these fine products!
Hexi_Lexi: my face, throat, and shoulders hurt from laughing
boardham: i love Giga Freedom
multeyemeteor: And this begins the great Equip-Sheva-with-long-range-weapons-and-give-Chris-the-shotgun-then launch-Sheva-into-CQC experiment.
quillilian: FREEDOM! Paid for by [AD]
ButButTheJesus: @Hexi_Lexi IKR
Protein_Curry: I love that they're having so much fun they forgot to runs ada for a bit
Protein_Curry: ads*
Hexi_Lexi: @ButButTheJesus these boys are so fucking hilarious
blip2004: I'm at work so this is hard to laugh
bv310: Freedom freedom freedom freedom GIGA FREEDOM!
blip2004: not*
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KeytarCat: I'm surprised LRR doesn't run their own trailers / crapshots during breaks, but I'm not a producer, so
NightWingMistHawk: Has the whole stream been them laughing this much?
Electrodyne: I agree @tatsandrings
Protein_Curry: Happy Birthday tats!
bv310: @NightWingMistHawk Yup. It's delightful
Xilats: Happy birthday @tatsandrings !
NightWingMistHawk: bv310 Guess I'm watching the VOD when it hits YouTube :D
circusofkirkus: LMAO
ButButTheJesus: nice!
ChippTunes: Ah yes the America Handbook
NightWingMistHawk: You're kidding me
NDCazzy: Thicc handbook
fastlane250: whoa they put gamefaqs on paper
elkae: A.... booook?
TacitusVigil: Yes there is Adam, it's called the US Constitution! Kappa
BrindleBoar: FREEROY JENKSPLOSION
ChippTunes: Sir, what do I do with this flat gun?
Gaz_L: it was super-cute when Graham had his held-together-with-tape guide for FF7
jonasjonIV: if only there was a strategy guide
Rynehawk: follow your freedom instinct!
saucemaster5000: I mean, you are literally holding a strategy guid
Xilats: You can't win! America has the high ground!
Rhynerd: No, wait, better idea: just pull out the book and read chapters you already beat, or just open up to random pages.
bv310: Who needs a strategy guide when we have LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
thraximore: I saw that thought flicker through your head, Adam
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: You were TEMPTED
fcloud: 1) puddi puddi 2) puddi puddi 3) giga puddi
steelfox13: Not the moral high ground but...
Makrosian_Tae: ACTIVATE YOUR FREEDOM GLAND
TacitusVigil: The literal highground anyway. The moral high ground, er...
Mister_BlueSky: Ready. Aim. LIBERATE!
Electrodyne: Freedompuddi
TacitusVigil: Freedom Gland is another name for your gun. Kappa
Xilats: We decide the moral high ground!
Gaytanic_Panic: I've never felt more liberated from a stream
Electrodyne: puddi puddi... freedompuddi
bokochaos: wait the red herb...
Protein_Curry: I'm here to chew bubblegum and liberate some ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum
bokochaos: rip herb
Xilats: We just made it a little bump for easy traversal!
ActionJB: Lets turn this freedom up to 69!
Dmc3628: when Freedom gun fails can count on ole reliable freedom fist
TacitusVigil: Are we sure there's enough oil around for us to liberate this place, though?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
KeytarCat: That was DOPE
Gaytanic_Panic: Suplex > Hooks
Gaz_L: it's actually viable to use the machine gun instead of pistol
fcloud: $6900, nice
Xilats: Oh my gosh, that was excellent Ben.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Building? LIBERATED!
Hexi_Lexi: 1 health? more like FREEDOM HEALTH
dawson_von_darkcastle: America is so awesome that when we want to have fun, we have two parties.
nyperold: It's a toll-FREEDOM call!
Gaz_L: if i remember right
Gildan_Bladeborn: Experience the FREEDOM.
Pharmacistjudge: probably go back for that red herb
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bokochaos: red one back in the building
Makrosian_Tae: Countdown until "freedom" is trending on twitter alongside "Resident Evil" and "Africa"
adi_sheep: Gotta keep your health up. Chris isn't guaranteed healthcare
TheThromborax: red fern back in the building
elkae: Does anyone remember the W+P with that dumb game about the Mayan Apocalypse and the voice acting when replenishing health - "Now I'm feelin' right"
TacitusVigil: Our one weakness: a slightly larger than normal chainsaw.
Dmc3628: look it's knockoff leatehrface
KeytarCat: That...really shouldn't have worked
Nigouki: we're were always here for the horseshit, not the video games
Tangsm: I feel like this is a step down from giant axe.
spo_okymulder: horseshit chat
Rynehawk: does he have 2 wrenches?
fcloud: grenade?
felrender: It's Dr. Salvador's partner from his brief stint in MSF!
ActionJB: Twitch chat is a yes, and kinda place
Saskquatchewan: Point blank Freedom
jetpixi: foozies
bv310: Freedom Jukes
MAPBoardgames: He did the insane laugh!
boardham: freedo died
Protein_Curry: NO ONE IS SAFE FROM F R E E D O M
Gaytanic_Panic: F
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
CptMurphey: your face fell off
circusofkirkus: rip freedom
ClankyLily: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
dougma: headless
Sogheim: oh dang what did I walk into? a chainsaw?
Roger_Job329: lrrAWW
Hexi_Lexi: RIP freedom
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jetpixi: Too much freedom
lexomancer: Good news ben, you were liberated
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, ARE YOU KAY
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
felrender: THE JUGGLES
unicornly: it was a mistake to drink hot cocoa during this stream
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ChippTunes: Liberated your head from your neck
KeytarCat: @Protein_Curry not even Chris
MAPBoardgames: Where were you when freedom died?
Gaz_L: Don't lose your head, Adam
bv310: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
the_fanerdic: You see, it is necessary to yell FOOTSIES when one performs the FOOTSIES. Otherwise, the FOOTSIES do not have any effect
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
Rynehawk: YOU HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED
Xilats: Freedom is a full cartridge of buckshot to the face. We call it the Cheney.
TacitusVigil: The Chainsaw of Oppression got us :(
wharra: I think you died.
beckett_brass: @Sogheim Yep. Welcme to chainsaw.
felrender: OOP
AbnormAnomaly: Adam has ben freed.
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
bv310: That's not a way to get ahead in America
erloas: America isn't very good at health
YeetTheRich_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:20:34.
elkae: Freed from this mortal coil
theleerm: NOT COMMUNISM
Electrodyne: ARE WE BEING DETAINED
Pharmacistjudge: they have a 1. that means you can sell them right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Freedom... from your head.
Bloodrush192: FBtouchdown
sydnius: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: the spirit of the merchant lives on here
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne gdi
dawson_von_darkcastle: looks like..*puts on sunglasses*..Freedom rains blood.
elkae: You can't be doing that kind of thing with American healthcare, Adam
MAPBoardgames: MOAR DAKKA!
ChippTunes: America needs to sit down with the Choo Choo Train
boardham: is the chainsaw a one shot kill?
Dmc3628: Critical Freedom chance
theleerm: your head has been freed from you body!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember Ben: This is a SURVIVAL HORROR video game, that is very, VERY scary. It's definitely not an action game, that's the polar opposite of scary.
canahedo: It worked in RE4
MichaelVYee: Chainsaw vs chainsaw?
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you could buy ammo, it wouldn't be scary any more. Obviously.
KeytarCat: Not upgrading capacity?
boardham: it's always scary when freedom is in peril
plummeting_sloth: if you max that pistol it drops a sweet kitana
Makrosian_Tae: @MichaelVYee That's a Gears of War thing. Too many copyright issues
sydnius: Minmaxmerica
Kirkygirl: @plummeting_sloth does it actually?
boardham: chainsaw vs freedom!
ashteranic: it looks like a hedge trimmer blade
plummeting_sloth: he's never gonna be able to return that chainsaw now
ghyllnox: Not sharp anymore
ashteranic: that thing ain't cutting metal
MichaelVYee: Really?
jetpixi: Freedom Explosion!
KeytarCat: That blade would not have done that unless the bar was rusted out
ActionJB: Its an undead chainsaw so its stronger
Protein_Curry: SOCIALISM VS CAPITALISM
Hexi_Lexi: Freedom Grenade!
fjordsword: Nothing more American than setting a whole bunch of crap on fire
boardham: is that the Chainsaw Man from the popular manga Chainsaw Man?
Xilats: What's more American than an incendiary grenade igniting an oil drum?
jetpixi: Is this a gender reveal party?
Protein_Curry: @jetpixi HAH
elkae: hply shit pixi
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sweet fires of FREEDOM!
MAPBoardgames: Curb-stomp of freedom!
ChippTunes: @jetpixi Congratulations, it’s FREEDOM
Dog_of_Myth: @jetpixi Not enough explosions
MichaelVYee: Not enough trees burned
Xilats: Holy cow @jetpixi
jetpixi: LUL @ChippTunes
TacitusVigil: Needs more C4
jetpixi: i know right? @MichaelVYee
Protein_Curry: Needs more weirdly gender specific smoke
Xilats: You'll taste freedom from the bottom of my boot!
bv310: Grenades? More like Freedom Poppers
Mister_BlueSky: I'm here to kick ass and dispense freedom... and I'm NEVER out of freedom.
fcloud: krogers
Hexi_Lexi: Poggifers :p
Gaz_L: That's one thing I like about games with small inventories, it discourages hoarding
felrender: Freedom Cylinders!
SnowBuddy18: pog, dude
TacitusVigil: We came, they sawed, we conquered...America!
DiscordianTokkan: "LEEon HELP"
beckett_brass: @Mister_BlueSky So there's no more ass to kick?
felrender: That's not Agent Orange, that's Liberty Juice!
MichaelVYee: Avoid giant robotic crab syndrome ! Use those grenades today!
Electrodyne: I heard there's oil up those stairs that we need to protect
Xilats: Kids love it, @felrender
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J_Rey15: <3 Adam <3 Ben
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Protein_Curry: Weapons of mass destruction more like weapons of mass FREEDOM
Gildan_Bladeborn: Emerald... pear?
Hexi_Lexi: gold big. and i mean big big big
ButButTheJesus: and i mean
LarkSachrosis: and I mean BIG big
MAPBoardgames: The gold is so big... so vascular!
BrindleBoar: strong name
plummeting_sloth: god, these super muscle bois, covered in blood rooting around in a ruined battlefield as like N64 style gold bar disapear into their pockets
DiscordianTokkan: I got that reference, Ben
TacitusVigil: I could have sworn that Adam just asked Ben "When do we stop for Pizza Hut?"
Sethalidos is continuing the Gift Sub they got from laikagoat!
Gaz_L: I forget, did Snoop interact with Private Party when he was on AEW?
jetpixi: what kind of pizza
fcloud: pizza puddi!
SnowBuddy18: I'm not a horror person, but this doesn't seem too bad so far
lexomancer: oooh i am
Mister_BlueSky: Why?
BusTed: "from"
TheThromborax: Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!
DaMullet14: I'm from like 3 hours west
Protein_Curry: Giga Pizza Freedom Puddi
magical_writer: chicago suburbs
itira: be afraid to answer
TeacherSeanTV: so far, RE4 or RE5? which is better
rabbitgta: yep south side
iris_of_ether: An hour north of Chicago I guess?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Formerly from chicago
BusTed: p much
jetpixi: wait what
rabbitgta: absolutely
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Not really
itira: yes
beckett_brass: @SnowBuddy18 To be fair, this particular RE isn't very heavy on the horror.
TheThromborax: they are called "Windy Bitches"
plummeting_sloth: it's 2021 Adam... you can't just CALL someone a Chicago person
strangelee: I put syrup on hot dogs
lexomancer: I mean i don't
SpoonfullOfSugar: that seems reasonable
canahedo: They do, and they're wrong
MegaDosX: OK but why though
Dog_of_Myth: YES
iris_of_ether: "Chicago-style Hot Dogs" will do that, but
Roger_Job329: thru the garden the only
DaMullet14: the Chicago Dog has a bunch of complicated toppings on it
boardham: but ketchup is the lifeblood of America
DaMullet14: Ketchup is not one
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: It’s exaggerated
Gaz_L: is Chicago the place that does real sausages for hot dogs?
ButButTheJesus: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Pharmacistjudge: <message deleted>https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/18/heinz-learns-why-you-dont-mess-with-chicagos-strict-hot-dog-tradition.html
Angnor33: I mean, ketchup on a hot dog is wrong in every way, but I'm not from chicago.
aClonedPickle: yes but also no
jetpixi: i like to put bbq sauce on hot dogs
keroan0: it's because Chicago dogs have tomatoes on them so you don't need ketchup
Xilats: I miss being able to eat hot dogs. :(
SnowBuddy18: @beckett_brass I've also only been here for like 10 minutes so far
NDCazzy: I lived there for 2 years... they didnt kick me out
AdamYMHMI: Actual capitol offense.
beckett_brass: @boardham So it's made of freedom!?
ChippTunes: Regional Food Tribalism strikes again
rabbitgta: because of the "Chicago style dog"
itira: because they have a thing called a "Chicago Dog" and its gross :) :P
Manae: I'm sure it depends on the place, but there are eateries that'll kick you out for it--or at least say they will
SnowBuddy18: I like to not eat hot dogs
KeytarCat: because ketchup is the same flavor profile as the hot dog. other toppings add more to the experience
plummeting_sloth: oh no, they killed Mike Jr!
steelfox13: That Cooper is still good
MAPBoardgames: He's fine.
jetpixi: what is it @itira ?
IgnatiusHusky: I've always heard Chicago style hotdogs are mostly just "no ketchup"
DaMullet14: the Chi Dog is like, sliced tomato, mustard, and a chili pepper or something
TacitusVigil: I prefer AP Style Hot Dogs
Xilats: That's one heck of a weenie roast.
steelfox13: chopper
boardham: good thing I'm not american, I can drink all the ketchup I want
Dog_of_Myth: I like them both ways
itomeshi: Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh PA, we get pissed if you DON'T put ketchup on your hot dog.
Gaytanic_Panic: Coney Dog > Chicago dog fight me.
Protein_Curry: Pub Subs!
beckett_brass: @SnowBuddy18 In that case, hello. Welcome to RE 5, often seen as hilariously stupid.
Gaytanic_Panic: I ordered a hot dog, not a hotdog with bonus pseudosalad.
Juliamon: Sliced tomato is just pre-ketchup, Chicago's lying to themselves
seanmrwick: @itomeshi its the opposite in Chicago
MegaDosX: Good shot, streamer
elkae: what a shot
BrindleBoar: Cthulhu's Angels
felrender: oh my god I forgot about this
SmoreThanAFeelin: bike gang bike gang
Manae: There was a place downtown where I grew up, where even in the 2000's sold 40 cent hotdogs with chili and steamed buns. You could buy a bag of a half a dozen and have room to eat them all
jetpixi: X-Games!
seanmrwick: @Juliamon as a Chicago-land native, I have no comment
ChippTunes: 💋🏍
niccus: i hope there's a hot dog place out there that uses ketchup leather
DaMullet14: Zombie Games On Motorcycles
Gaz_L: WITNESS ME
TacitusVigil: These zombies are really all over the place with the hand-eye coordination.
elkae: action action action ACTION
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're trying to steal our FREEDOM!
Electrodyne: oh he's a Blade II villain
plummeting_sloth: God, I can't believe RE6 got even dumber than this, but it did
jetpixi: LUL\
rabbitgta: Chicago dog toppings Includes yellow mustard, sweet green pickle relish, onion, tomato wedges, pickle spear, sport peppers, and celery salt.
Rynehawk: BANGARANG!
BrindleBoar: absolutely clocked
Gildan_Bladeborn: Um... no.
boardham: freedom dies easy during QTEs
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Sogheim: wow is this that awful Return to Oz movie with the motorcycle gang?
seanmrwick: @rabbitgta exactly
TeacherSeanTV: "did i dodge it?"
ChippTunes: Send in the bikers to smooch
Pharmacistjudge: <message deleted>!death
J_Rey15: Adam just got tired, it's ok
Protein_Curry: HAHAHAHAA
Dog_of_Myth: No
Dmc3628: freedom don't pay for a QTE
Electrodyne: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
TheThromborax: QTD
felrender: "Did I dodge it" *SPLAT*
SnowBuddy18: @beckett_brass I mean, I'm probably not going to catch much of it, but I'm here right now
Protein_Curry: sheva pwease uwu
Darkpatriot: are the scarybois playing co-op?
Gaz_L: It's a push not a pull, Chris
MAPBoardgames: Ever notice that it is a lot more fun to fail a QTE than pass it?
abigstewpidbabby: cheer300 Finally! A game for me!
Lithobraker: Look, if the rest of the world tolerates Chicago's crimes against pizza, it's only fair they tolerate our crimes against hotdogs
Nosser2: I'm so happy there are Sweet Dirt Bike Zombies.
Gildan_Bladeborn: My headcanon is that Chris "could" open that gate all by himself, but his ego needs an audience, so he just won't.
lexomancer: Chicago deep dish pizz is my favorite way to eat a wheel of chees
rasterscan: @Lithobraker Excuse me? Chicago Deep Dish is a gift! D:
Protein_Curry: @lithobraker big agree
plummeting_sloth: see, the trick is the dirt bikes are ALSO zombies
jetpixi: now I really wanna go riding
seanmrwick: @Lithobraker you like what you like and I like what I like
rabbitgta: @seanmrwick yeah with all those topping no place left for ketchup
J_Rey15: It's a bunch of Resident Evil Knievel's!
itira: @jetpixi there is some rule about it being all beef and a poppyseed bun, mustard green relish and other things . i got one in chicago when i was last there and i did not enjoy. D:
seanmrwick: @rabbitgta exactly
jetpixi: interesting..... @itira
obionedrop: @J_Rey15 oh my gosh
MegaDosX: That was so unnecessarily brutal
rasterscan: Oh, right. You don't actually get to fight these.
Xilats: America heck yeahhhhhhh
Gaz_L: not remotely
jpgrindstaff: American Sniper
rasterscan: Very anti-climax.
TacitusVigil: Sniper Elite: World War Zed
Rynehawk: state of texas checking in sir
Getter404: @MegaDosX The American Way!
plummeting_sloth: ah, the dirtbike's one weakness... a bullet
jetpixi: This game is XTREME
NDCazzy: TeamAmurica
boardham: you mean zombies on dirt bikes isn't scary?
Darleysam: "don't mind us friends, just liberating through"
J_Rey15: @obionedrop Ayyyyyy hooglPew
Gaz_L: well, unless you count racism as horiffic
ChippTunes: Adam, holy shit, did you see? There was a little cowboy riding that sniper bullet.
Mashamino: tactical freedom squad!
TotallyNotaBeholder: 'Murica
fcloud: it's America Team
Hexi_Lexi: america! fuck yeah!
MAPBoardgames: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
bv310: This is a FREEDOM game
seanmrwick: Merica
Mister_BlueSky: Josh!
Protein_Curry: FREEDOM IS AT STAKE BEN, ITS TERRIFYING
theleerm: theee end
Getter404: We were saved by J O S H
Kaaosa: that's derogatory lol
Kaaosa: little sister of the team
Hexi_Lexi: thanks josh
steelfox13: Spread those high velocity freedom seeds!
Gobukiller: You'd think people would stop shooting gas tanks after Mythbusters proved you needed tracer rounds...
fcloud: according to the worlds smallest hard drive
KartoffelKaiser: ok so he's mega dead, right?
Goorguy: I have never played this game. These guys are doomed
Pharmacistjudge: it's the BSAA an international police of sorts?
J_Rey15: Thaaanks, Joshy Woshy
Hexi_Lexi: JILL
seanmrwick: that's a sick phone
Dmc3628: back in prologue land where Wesker went full Matrix
Protein_Curry: Whose this guy again? jake?
Mister_BlueSky: In that flashback.
KartoffelKaiser: RE1 i think?
TacitusVigil: Wait, is Sheva wearing makeup?
Lord_ZYRK: In the DLC
NDCazzy: 1.2.5
edgeyberzerker: DLC whooo
felrender: yeah the BSAA is basically an anti-Umbrella task force
Gatortux: The side game DLC for this game
Getter404: It happened in Flashbackistan
Gaz_L: WESKERRRR!
Sogheim: why is your character so BIG?
elkae: Sheva has makeup and a pushup bra because..... reasons
Lord_ZYRK: Oh that wasn't a joke
GhostValv: sha sha
Kaaosa: B for Ben, A for Adam
boardham: pay the DLC for more Freedom!
Kaaosa: perfect
Nigouki: 53% is a D, not a B
seanmrwick: do you think Vince McMahon would like Chris Redfield's body size?
Gaz_L: wow, tied for time again! kappa
MAPBoardgames: Maybe Sheva should spend more time at the range.
Gaytanic_Panic: Adam Savidan God's pewrfect gamer
sydnius: Blackberry eewwww
paeladin: boosted by the shotgun accuracy
Protein_Curry: Ben needs to improve those FREEDOM points
SentientRatKing: I think in the game the BSAA is like interpol but for dealing with bioweapons
jetpixi: suuuure ok ;)
Mr_Horrible: +20 points for commitment to the bit
Pharmacistjudge: It was pure flashback until some games like mercenaries revisited it...so...not sure how to answer that Adam.
Kaaosa: yeah BSAA is the internet police for gooey bois
bv310: I mean, Cs get freedom just as well as As do
Makimachine: It's like these two have their own show together... Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's wild seeing a 72% considered S rank, as an AMERICAN I'm used to that being a D
plummeting_sloth: The BSAA The Boy Scouts of America... of AMERICA.
Mr_Horrible: so much rifle ammo, what is this, RE4? Kappa
BrindleBoar: when you upgrade Capacity, the magazine is refilled
Hexi_Lexi: @plummeting_sloth nailed it!
MAPBoardgames: More stoppin' powah!
jetpixi: This gun goes to 900
TacitusVigil: 900 Freedoms per minute
Gaz_L: yep, that was in RE4 too
Protein_Curry: gun go brrrr
quigonginnjuice: 900 freedom points
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Lord_ZYRK: The DLC was called "Lost Nightmares" and was actually pretty cool and a return to a more classic RE, but unfortunately is less than an hour long.
rabbitgta: 900 whats?
elkae: Ben's poppin' off
Hexi_Lexi: FPS = Freedoms Per Second
boardham: you can get an electric baton that's better than the knife and has more freedom
thraximore: oh hey, Ithaca shotgun. the classic
quillilian: 900 Freedom Units
YeetTheRich_: i AMERICAN games the tech tree is just only weapon upgrades
Gildan_Bladeborn: The freedoms per minute is off the chart!
Xilats: Have you been to Ithaca? I have! It's pump action!
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, freedom 1: freedom of speech. Freedom 2: freedom of religion. Freedom 3...Kappa
Natimus_Prime: I support the right to arm bears
ButButTheJesus: BEN
Orgmastron: lrrWOW
KeytarCat: We have one freedom, and it's freedom from good tax law...
J_Rey15: We have a Bill of Rights, but I'm still waiting for a Bill of Lefts
steelfox13: Ben's getting loopy.
thraximore: Oh no, not The The Plagas Plagas again
TacitusVigil: Fun Fact: In Australia, Freedom Games like this are referred to as "Knifey-Gunny"
YeetTheRich_: do it
steelfox13: Do it
ButButTheJesus: :d
ButButTheJesus: :D
itira: dooo it
NotCainNorAbel: Adam you are going to blind her like that
J_Rey15: Las Plagas, Nevada
plummeting_sloth: "In Europe"... was SPAIN too specific for you game?
boardham: knoify
Gobukiller: Un tiss un tiss un tiss
the_fanerdic: dooooooo eeeeeeeeeet
HasturTheYellow: Las Plagas is just SubJuice
Electrodyne: I'm not touching you!
DionysusRevelry: COWARD!
elkae: In Europe is fine.... "in Africa" is always good enough for these games Kappa
TacitusVigil: @plummeting_sloth As we all know, Europe is pretty much completely homogenous.
jetpixi: darth plagueis?
Getter404: So it's literally Plagas 2: Plagas Harder
thraximore: Las Plagas 2... Diabetes Boogaloo
Mr_Horrible: I'm imagining Sheva just reading this out loud, deadpan, while Chris is just wildly fucking around right next to her
steelfox13: Viva Las Plagus
Gaytanic_Panic: Quick! Suplex them while they're ditracted!
ButButTheJesus: katesLol HALP
meachamo: God bless Adam Savidan
rabbitgta: Adam please
sydnius: Tldr
Rhynerd: Las Plagas 2: Ingested Boogaloo
Mashamino: Chris's breathing exercises
TacitusVigil: This sounds like too much nerd talk for our Freedom Mission.
Hexi_Lexi: adam plz
Rynehawk: the external ocipital ptumavich
jetpixi: Remix time!
Lord_ZYRK: Is this your cover of Randy Savage breathing in?
itira: Deez beats. i cant handle it!
Protein_Curry: This is how chris for such huge arms
elkae: that paper's not big enough for all that info
fcloud: sorry sir i was thinking about freedom could you repeat that again sir!!
J_Rey15: And that kids is how you do "The Redfield"
quigonginnjuice: They got all them teeth but no toothbrush
MegaDosX: Cool lore dump, game
Mr_Horrible: holy shit
YeetTheRich_: did you ever hear the tragedy of las plagas the wise?
frozenphoenix7: Such lore.
Mcgwee: wordssss
thraximore: ResidentSleeper loooooore
Mister_BlueSky: HahaSleep
Mr_Horrible: did they just leave, like, an informational binder on the table?
bv310: Wow, it just keeps going
Hexi_Lexi: L O R E
plummeting_sloth: there is NOW way that many words are on that few pages
boardham: that's a lot of text no one's going to remember
Rynehawk: my freedom is being oppressed
J_Rey15: There's no way all that is on that ONE piece of paper lol
Protein_Curry: Resident Evil lore dumps in notes all the time
meachamo: It's a good thing this cut scene has a voice-over
Mr_Horrible: did you steal a researcher's whole-ass filing cabinet?
thraximore: Lore? More like SNORE amirite
steelfox13: Just leave him
Sogheim: is there an elderly child vampire in capris and lace in this one, too?
elkae: Zzzzzzz
jetpixi: awwwww
boardham: dog hates lore
Mashamino: borf
quillilian: Hello, I'd like to order one LORE plz
elkae: RalpherZ
TacitusVigil: Bork
Mr_Horrible: Adam no
ButButTheJesus: brf!
Dog_of_Myth: mattlrGolden
fjordsword: REMY!
Mcgwee: no
Hexi_Lexi: LUL ADAM
obionedrop: @YeetTheRich_ LUL
Protein_Curry: REMMMYYYY
Lithobraker: LilZ LilZ LilZ LilZ LilZ
Mr_Horrible: don't do this to us
aClonedPickle: generating lucrative Combat Data
the_fanerdic: Ben this is an unvoiced cutscene. Adam skips you.
InquisitorGaia: @j_rey15 its very smol text
MAPBoardgames: Bork Bork! mattlrBork
jetpixi: OhMyDog
elkae: ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
Gobukiller: Yeah, AA is BS
kireawolf: Bork
HasturTheYellow: Y
itira: LEON
Kaaosa: las plagueys
TrinexxSlayer: all of that is just the front page
TacitusVigil: "Better"
HasturTheYellow: Y'all wanna go to the 'Ronics store?
iris_of_ether: benginHeart benginHeart
boardham: man, those game writers should just write a novel
HasturTheYellow: I keep seeing it on the boxes
elkae: ResidentSleeper zzzz- snx wha?
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog
DionysusRevelry: this plague is only a B, this new plague is a total A+
Xilats: Freedom borfs.
Mr_Horrible: Chris, pls. Chris pls
ButButTheJesus: bf!
KartoffelKaiser: RalpherZ
KeytarCat: I have weird reactions to overwhelm when I'm high. That sequence sent me to arousal O_o
YeetTheRich_: adam no borkin
J_Rey15: Buy local Freedom, don't use Online Freedom!
elkae: tqsBORK
Protein_Curry: That was an excellent TLDR
TacitusVigil: Let the dog play!
Makrosian_Tae: B'ff
Mister_BlueSky: BegWan
NDCazzy: jlrrCoolgame
Gaytanic_Panic: noleBLEB noleBLEB noleBLEB noleBLEB noleBLEB
Pharmacistjudge: Remy is wondering what's the commotion
felrender: PUPPY
YeetTheRich_: goddammit
Mr_Horrible: woooooow
Darkpatriot: doodInjury coxPLEAS
Mr_Horrible: lrrWOW
Hexi_Lexi: damn it ben
MegaDosX: Well, at least it didn't take you longer than one episode
Gobukiller: Now stuck in my head: Vivaaaa las plagus
Saintnex: Time to free them with our patented freedom delivery system!
jetpixi: WOW
jetpixi: HOLD ON
nyperold: Hi, yenas!
raulghoulia: hyenas are cats
TotallyNotaBeholder: Be prepared!
Protein_Curry: Remy was trying to warn you!
Gobukiller: Ed?
plummeting_sloth: nah, their song was as bop though
lamina5432: the old lion king was good
Makrosian_Tae: Narrator: and that was the day they all turned on him
Mr_Horrible: don't say things you can't take back, Adam! D:
felrender: They're closer to painted dogs
Sogheim: ok gotta go can't do shooting dogs
Haroldholmes25: come on and slam
KeytarCat: Lion king sucked because monarchy doesn't have FREEDOM
thraximore: Hyenas are just female dogs right wheelerKappa
J_Rey15: No one says C'mon quite like StarFox
Gaytanic_Panic: I agree with Adam
jetpixi: Pretty much yes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Obviously Lion King sucked... it's a demonstration of a monarchy!
Mashamino: D:
ChippTunes: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MegaDosX: To be fair, Adam's had hotter takes than that before
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TrinexxSlayer: Hi Enna
elkae: I like how Ben calls Adam baby boy :)
HasturTheYellow: Lion King was just Hamlet for Dangerous Furries
KartoffelKaiser: w h a t
BrindleBoar: :O
GhostValv: wait this guy SUCKS!
J_Rey15: NOW WAIT A MINUTE
the_fanerdic: Sir Adam, the Brave! dropping truth
Mcgwee: what
ButButTheJesus: ADAM NO
KartoffelKaiser: >:|
Dmc3628: how can you say something so brave
AdamYMHMI: Yikes.
Gaytanic_Panic: Yeah, that's fair.
steelfox13: Unsubscribe Adam facts
jetpixi: Emperor's New Groove is the best Disney movie
Protein_Curry: Treasure Planet and Atlantis are the best Disney movie
Rynehawk: you mispronounced "The Black Hole"
Kaaosa: adam, and I mean this with no sarcasm, you have literally just become the dumbest person alive, my friend
Mcgwee: Milan!
ChippTunes: no no Adam is fully correct here
Kaaosa: sorry I don't make the rules :(
Mr_Horrible: we're being attacked by Smile Dog?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Was that Axe body spray?
Solid_Fuel: I never liked the lion king because it made me sad. have not seen it in 16 years
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm trying to think if I actually disagree with you Adam... and I'm not sure that I do.
Kaaosa: lion king is literally the only good movie
Getter404: Are ya winnin' Chris
Rhynerd: Good thing Noonies isn’t in this stream.
MegaDosX: @TotallyNotaBeholder Axe body spray has surprisingly powerful restorative properties, apparently
the_card_father: Uhm Actually those are African Wild Dogs and not Hyenas.
TacitusVigil: Wouldn't it be more economical and effective to just get a ton of dogs and infect them? They move faster, do more damage...
the_card_father: Lol.
Mister_BlueSky: Ursula has the best villain song. Send tweet.
J_Rey15: You guys better stop dissing my girls Belle and Ariel
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, THESE los plagas are better because they can fly.
Gaytanic_Panic: Actally, no. Emperor's New Groove is. Unsubcribed.
TotallyNotaBeholder: @MegaDosX well, learn something new everyday
ChippTunes: Saw the Mufasa stampede scene when I was 4 and got so scared I ran upstairs and hid in a cabinet for an hour
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
jetpixi: Gesundheit
Protein_Curry: @kaaosa you misspelled atlantis
TotallyNotaBeholder: Gesundheit
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ButButTheJesus: hoosagoodboy!
KeirenH: I keep forgetting that Adam has a mullet
jetpixi: That's what I said! @Gaytanic_Panic
GhostValv: fair
TacitusVigil: Give doggy scritches!
Makrosian_Tae: We should all be as responsible as Adam regarding cleanliness. Take notes!
HasturTheYellow: That's fair
MegaDosX: That's fair
Lord_ZYRK: Not sneezing into the crook of your arm in 2021 seabatYIKES
Kaaosa: dance for me streamer
Mcgwee: priorities
BrindleBoar: Correct decision.
Kirkygirl: LOVE ON THE PUPPER
DarkMorford: Ben, don't let Remy watch, it'll be a bad influence. Kappa
itomeshi: Tough, but fair.
elkae: Pet the dog!
theambivalentagender: Dog updates are important
MegaDosX: Please give him pats for us
NimrodXIV: pet him for us
felrender: Get tissues!
zeldakid1999: That's the correct choice
ladylinzington: we support that
rasterscan: Awwwwwww
NDCazzy: HE HAS HANDS!
Hexi_Lexi: dog is more important than twitch chat
saucemaster5000: congrats on being new dog daddy!
Ferra0729: valid reason
fjordsword: Puppercam?
elkae: Doggy
juneblue58: That's totally fair.
jetpixi: best boi
KartoffelKaiser: Ben. Listen to me. NEVER apologize for petting your dog <3
ButButTheJesus: PUPPEHRUBS
theleerm: PET DOH
Protein_Curry: The correct choice
sydnius: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Issurru: dolphinBernie dolphinBernie
jpgrindstaff: priorities
HasturTheYellow: @MegaDosX Same Brain
Gaytanic_Panic: @jetpixi Yeah, you made a good point. I can't disagree. The show wasn't that bad either.
theleerm: DOG
Rhynerd: Please give him belly rubs
J_Rey15: Pet! Pet! Pet!
Kaaosa: i wish adam would sneeze with his mouth wide open
TheThirdTail: Remyyyyyyy
MAPBoardgames: mattlrHeart
elkae: Pup
TacitusVigil: Tell doggy we love them!
meachamo: Can you re-read that document while Adam's gone?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Failing to pet that adorable pupper in this situation would be what would cause us to turn on you, I would think.
Kirkygirl: Allergies are a hell of a thing.
Dmc3628: look spring sucks for the allergy prone
SmoreThanAFeelin: you are just allergic to our BS
gualdhar: welcome to Spring
NDCazzy: its allergy time of year
J_Rey15: Akon and Young Sneeeezy, Eating Grilled Cheezy
MegaDosX: Sneezing could just be errant dust
MAPBoardgames: It's not that Adam can't taste, it's that he's tasteless.
erloas: my allergies are getting to me already too
felrender: It's allergy season
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god how did I miss the start of RE5 with my fav spoopy boys??
MichaelVYee: Allergies in Victoria is high...
jetpixi: I didn't watch the show. Only the movie about a few dozen times @Gaytanic_Panic
Pharmacistjudge: that was a gold
Protein_Curry: The Vernal Equinox is upon us
DarkMorford: It's not allergies, it's HistaMAX!
plummeting_sloth: That controller= patient 0
Nigouki: just play with the controller and your hands immersed in rubbing alcohol
InquisitorGaia: wasnt shotgu shells adam, was moneys
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: WELCOME TO THIS PARTICULAR HORSESHIT, BEN AND ADAM
MegaDosX: WHAT
SmoreThanAFeelin: HAHAH
GhostValv: :O
BrindleBoar: F
jetpixi: LUL byeeee
Hexi_Lexi: WAT
itira: LOL
MegaDosX: That the shit just happened
MichaelVYee: I just saw that vid again
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp, goodbye.
YeetTheRich_: what
Makrosian_Tae: BAHAHAHAAHA
elkae: BYEEEEE
ChippTunes: LOL GOODBYE
NDCazzy: byeeeeee
the_fanerdic: Fffffff
J_Rey15: Whooopsieeee
kainvalentine: hahahaha
thraximore: and he was never seen again
Gobukiller: Off screen explosion was perfect
Mashamino: o7
zeldakid1999: fionaLOL
Gaytanic_Panic: @jetpixi Yzma is fantastic in every way possible.
Protein_Curry: AHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Hello. Welcome to America personified.
ButButTheJesus: adam! help!
Lord_ZYRK: *Jungle Japes plays in the distance*
Rynehawk: LUL
kainvalentine: tht was great\
Getter404: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: That was the goofiest thing
KeirenH: this fucking game man
Xilats: I turned away for a SECOND and Ben is trapped in a Minecar.
Rynehawk: my people neeeeeedd meeeee
felrender: HAHAHAHAHA
jetpixi: Oh yeah. She's the best @Gaytanic_Panic
Roger_Job329: Brilliant
MAPBoardgames: `I love hearing the offscreen explosions
felrender: CLIP THAT PLEASE
Electrodyne: Junimo time??
johntms907: can't wait for the RE5 highlight video in addition to the regular one
MegaDosX: I just loved Adam looking over and suddenly seeing Ben in a minecart
jetpixi: Squeak squeakin squeak sqeakity
Protein_Curry: This entire stream sparks joy
Gobukiller: SEAN!
felrender: +
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Highlight Reel: Oops, ALL RE:5 Edition?
Electrodyne: JUNIMO KART
Bluedevyl: that was the part that made me stop playing this game back in the day.. .Shiva did that in my playthough and died and couldnt keep going
Dmc3628: FILL this dark soul with LIGHT
Protein_Curry: @gildan_bladeborn for real
Gaytanic_Panic: JUNIMI STREAM I KNEW YOU'D COME
meachamo: Adam's the HM slave
Pharmacistjudge: freedom is a red herb
HasturTheYellow: Ah, RE5 got something right, Adam is the light in the darkness
ButButTheJesus: Manifest Destiny!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben and Adam, by the way, if you want to know any of the story for Resident Evil (god only knows why) I can help you, because Resident Evil makes so little sense that my brain has dedicated an unreasonable proportion of memory to it
the_card_father: Chris is a Train. Choo Choo.
quillilian: The Light of Liberty!
AdamYMHMI: In these eyes of brightness
nyperold: Now we just need a white herb and a blue herb!
Getter404: Just drop the car battery into ankle-deep water, sure.
Mr_Horrible: Thank you for your service GCU o7
plummeting_sloth: ah, I hate silverfish
J_Rey15: Light, Liberty and Pursuit of Nastiness
LarkSachrosis: You cannot set aside the light of Freedom!
bv310: On a scale of One to Rasputin Lore, how far up is your RE Lore, GCU?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, you're obstructing FREEDOM.
sydnius: GigaMigi
jetpixi: look a neat decorative skull
MegaDosX: God I love video game shotgun physics
TacitusVigil: Aww, Adam, you didn't take the skull! Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: Ben is now Twitch chat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @bv310 up through RE5-ish, it's like halfway there. And there is NO GOOD REASON FOR ME TO KNOW IT. I swear, it's so nonsensical that my brain won't stop thinking about it because it's trying to make sense of it.
Lord_ZYRK: Now you know how *we* feel, Ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: Conservation of mass is not a concept that RE games particularly adhere to.
elkae: I'm crying laughing from rewatching the minecart clip help help
J_Rey15: Ben "It's Right There" Ulmer
Gildan_Bladeborn: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou - that way lies madness.
SnowBuddy18: those bug heads are disturbing
ButButTheJesus: @elkae :D
KeirenH: survival-horror? nah, this is straight action-comedy
jetpixi: Just communism
Mister_BlueSky: It's just for moneys.
Protein_Curry: Horror game: lets stop the music to indicate safety
YeetTheRich_: oh look its a puzzle! shoot everything!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: have we gotten to Wesker's Matrix phase yet because I cannot WAIT for Ben and Adam to see that shit
TheThirdTail: Due to a let's play from like 10 years ago, I always call those writhing bug guys Zigzagoons
ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi :D
jpgrindstaff: buddy cop action
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jetpixi: thank you :) @ButButTheJesus
thraximore: I too, enjoy throwing grenades on wooden bridges I am currently standing on
Lord_ZYRK: flashbangers
fcloud: the flashbang neither flashes nor bangs. discuss
jetpixi: I'm gonna hear Adam yelling freedom in my nightmares
MegaDosX: Pretty sure one doesn't throw a sickle
Gildan_Bladeborn: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou - I'm pretty sure that's the DLC for this game.
plummeting_sloth: as we know, popped insect hands can take a lot of bullets, but not one flashbang pressure wave for REASONS
TheThirdTail: To be fair, he was throwing a sickle
theleerm: my roommates are gonna get tired of my yelling freedom huh
MegaDosX: But at least it makes more sense than the guy who hucked a scythe at you last game
Natedogg2: That guy wanted to axe you a question about freedom.
Protein_Curry: They heard your freedom shout
felrender: yeah the flashbang seems to just be a concussive grenade
circusofkirkus: those are good dreams, not nightmares
HasturTheYellow: It bangs because it smacks Las Plagas in its eyehholes
InquisitorGaia: adam its a daymare
Gaz_L: THE ONLY NIGHTMARE IS A WORLD WITHOUT FREEDOM!
Haroldholmes25: is this the horror
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I was okay with this game for the first couple missions when it was like "hey these people are being clearly exploited by a major corporation." And then we got to the jungle level.
BrindleBoar: keep your arms and legs inside the tunnel at all times
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam yelling FREEDOM! in a dream could not possibly be a nightmare.
jetpixi: LUL it's not but the lack of Freedom is
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plummeting_sloth: Ah, it's the N'sburg Rum tunnels
Hexi_Lexi: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Mister_BlueSky: "Please don't wander away from the tour, sir."
MegaDosX: Wow, LRRbot's on point with that one
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh man did we fall into the Rum Tunnels??
ChippTunes: The most free I’ve ever felt is inside this dank mine cave filled with murderers
Protein_Curry: Sir? This is a wendys?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Aha!
ButButTheJesus: AH SNEK
boardham: there a el gigante in this game too, right?
thraximore: Snake boxes are back!
bv310: Snek!
elkae: In your boot?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was waiting for that to happen eventually.
Haroldholmes25: egg
Gildan_Bladeborn: SNEG!
Rhynerd: time for egg!
jonasjonIV: snekko is free
elkae: Snegg
MegaDosX: Shouldn't have dropped the light Ben
MAPBoardgames: Egg no!
Protein_Curry: The egg is FREE
elkae: Tss tss
Nigouki: E G G
Pharmacistjudge: reload save, must have egg
theleerm: E G G
empyreon: l'egg
Protein_Curry: (whispers) its freedom real estate
jetpixi: Next question
magical_writer: Yes, but they weren't americans
bv310: My favourite part of E G G in this game is how Chris eats it
Rynehawk: hush you
jetpixi: or not
MegaDosX: Mood
ButButTheJesus: oof
Hexi_Lexi: GO
meachamo: Was Ben a tour guide in a previous life??
Haroldholmes25: power rangers
Saintnex: Good question, no more questions
ChippTunes: Remarkably candid of that tour guide
Pharmacistjudge: Go Fight Win
YeetTheRich_: now this is gameplay
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: Go Roger go Roger go
plummeting_sloth: COme on and go!
BrindleBoar: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Haroldholmes25: gaming
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
KartoffelKaiser: Jebaited
Lysander_Gustav: hello everyone
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sure can!
BrindleBoar: Teamwork
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: "Now you can go through the gate at least" *slam*
fcloud: looks like a very safe gate
Protein_Curry: Adam pulled a little sneaky on ya
TacitusVigil: Goodbye forever Ben
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
ButButTheJesus: halp
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Saintnex: The locals getting freedom delivered
meachamo: Quick! Narrate faster!
thraximore: you're doing great, sweaty :)
elkae: you're doing amazing sweetie
Makrosian_Tae: seabatNogood FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: Come on!
HundreydAundre: Is dat,.... Ben?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam is helping.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, what chapter are you guys in?
dougma: content
Protein_Curry: thoughts and prayers
TacitusVigil: Nice job Adam. I like how you saved the day there. :D
kumatsu: Did you know the GPS is unavailable? SeriousSloth
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm beginning to suspect that... you need to do something to keep that gate from slamming shut.
boardham: is chris carrying a ghost busting thing?
bv310: Shove a minecart under it?
Lysander_Gustav: This game also has the Las Plagas as the enemy?
mahzello: I spammed come on nonstop when I played this game
ChippTunes: There’s a crank in the center
MAPBoardgames: use GUN on PROBLEM
Gildan_Bladeborn: Step 1: probably set down the flashlight, given this place is brightly lit.
plummeting_sloth: well, this is where we part ways Shive
plummeting_sloth: a
Gildan_Bladeborn: Step 2: ???????
gualdhar: don't you guys have a strategy guide that can tell you?
jetpixi: Crank up the Freedom!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Step 3: Profit!
Gizmoloid: Center of the room
ChippTunes: Center of the big room
ButButTheJesus: right past it
Kyir: LUL
MegaDosX: You just walked past it Adam
Himyul: LUL
ButButTheJesus: and again
CyberColossus: past it twice
the_fanerdic: Soarry
AutonomousTurtle: This is amazing.
elkae: GDI
jonasjonIV: Adam will figure it out
Oohlgrist: now he's doing it on purpose right?
elkae: Adam
circusofkirkus: seabatNogood
dougma: red light in the center
Oohlgrist: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Turn the lever Kronk!
Himyul: it's in the red light on the ground
Pharmacistjudge: Chris Redfield, Resident Himbo
Protein_Curry: his brain is in his neck
ChippTunes: Red glowy guy
CaptainSpam: Ground floor.
elkae: seabatUseless_TK seabatUseless_TK seabatUseless_TK
Kramburger: Chris: Hot as lava but twice as thick
philippekav: gamers don't look in front of them ?
Gizmoloid: It's even lit up! LUL
dougma: ground floor, red light
Lord_ZYRK: Whoa there, Adam. Apologizing isn't very AMERICA of you.
circusofkirkus: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
ButButTheJesus: holy shit
Gildan_Bladeborn: Excellent question Adam. No more questions.
kumatsu: gotta turn left 15 seconds ago
elkae: seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_LH
bv310: This is incredible
itira: :)
jpgrindstaff: Himbo energy is strong
elkae: It's lit up red dude
quigonginnjuice: Ben is officially playing Alone in the Dark
jonasjonIV: see?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ChippTunes: 👌👌👌
jonasjonIV: he's smart
jetpixi: @elkae omg
TheThromborax: LOL
MyBuddySuperfly: goooool
itira: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Officinalis: FBtouchdown
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
elkae: @jetpixi wat
Protein_Curry: Adam is roleplaying as Chris and he's doing amazing
beckett_brass: Had to head to the bathroom for a moment. What did I miss in hte past few minutes?
Pharmacistjudge: we're talking about Chris, not you Adam
jetpixi: the Caillous
Rynehawk: D:
fcloud: adam is offended on behalf of chris's biceps
jpgrindstaff: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: Ohhh the hats are good
jetpixi: yup
MegaDosX: You don't scare me Adam
theleerm: there's nothing wrong with being a himbo adam
Getter404: Twitch chat done hatched' you
ButButTheJesus: WE GON GET LIBERATED!
Lithobraker: I thought you had to be kind to be a himbo...
itomeshi: If you want to hide something, paint it red and hide it in plain sight.
ChippTunes: Is Chris a gumbo? He murders a ~lot~ of guys
Mashamino: but himbos are nice...
felrender: don't make him play the song, chat
wharra: The Giraffe energy is strong.
elkae: Dinàmité
MAPBoardgames: In America, we call those Freedom sticks!
Kirkygirl: I want to break free
Kramburger: Chat? BE COOL
HundreydAundre: D-Nah-Me-Tae?!
Kirkygirl: I want to break freeeee
jetpixi: where does saying dynamite like that come from? i say it too and i don't remember why LUL
ChippTunes: lol it autocorrected himbo to gumbo, maybe in RE7
Protein_Curry: @beckett_brass you missed big himbo energy
beckett_brass: @felrender What song?
Kramburger: THE song
EdoardoZone: black people murder simulator 5
HundreydAundre: What are you even.....Oh SHIT! DYE-NA-MIGHT!!!
MegaDosX: Ben was right beside you the whole time
Kramburger: When there was only one set of footprints it's because Ben was trapped behind a gate
Kyir: He's just having fun
Pharmacistjudge: he's going for the high ground
Excalibur_1867_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:57:53.
Lysander_Gustav: wow such a tiny inventory
Kramburger: !updog
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Pharmacistjudge: reload your handgun and then pass it back and forth?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sound of this exciting music means there's more people to introduce to the FREEDOM pellets from our FREEDOM shotgun.
Himyul: gamers never look up
Kramburger: Gamers gonna gamer
Protein_Curry: I'm glad you guys are having so much fun <3
plummeting_sloth: ah, but lookers never game
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's how you can tell, yes.
Kyir: Oh, thank god I'm watching some gamers
Kramburger: If Adam wasn't a gamer he might be TOO powerful
SnowBuddy18: those things are like Alien, but worse
CaptainSpam: Always look for the authenticity label to make sure you're watching certified gamers.
Vulfe: sir I'm going to need you to put that away, you're in public
Raincoast_Bear: I played Alone inthe Dark!
elkae: Wow that's a sick burn tho
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: GET EM ADAM
ChippTunes: AGRO
TheThirdTail: I love that their attack is just to walk awkwardly toward you while flailing
thraximore: hey now, let's not slander THIS game too much
Mister_BlueSky: Close though.
Kramburger: This game's controls are about as clunky as the writing
Lysander_Gustav: yay
acelandau3: where mister kennedy?
plummeting_sloth: Ah, I miss the merchant. Shame we shot hi in the face
Gildan_Bladeborn: It seems impossible to have anything quite as clunky as the writing, but the coding team was up to the challenge.
jetpixi: shit shit fucking Freedom shit
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh man, Irving! this little weasel!
Vulfe: didn't they just audibly clunk up the metal steps
TacitusVigil: That voice does *not* match the model
MegaDosX: Oh man I hate this guy already
korvys: Jersey?
elkae: Wtf
Xilats: He sounds like Rizzo the Rat?
NDCazzy: Bad?
elkae: My ears
theleerm: wierd?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I love how dedicated Irving is to having absolutely no redeeming or endearing qualities whatsoever
Gaytanic_Panic: Why do all sleezy business guys all wear the same suit?
elkae: NotLikeThis
Gildan_Bladeborn: "Foreign".
meachamo: The perfect accent to match that wardrobe choice
Raincoast_Bear: Batman!
aClonedPickle: Sleazebaggano accent
MegaDosX: Well that's an entrance
CaptainSpam: Oh, hi, Ada.
Lysander_Gustav: Is that supposed to be South African?
elkae: LUL
elkae: WOW Ben
ChippTunes: Nyeeehh you chowderheads better watch yer backs
felrender: accurate
MAPBoardgames: So many safety pins.
ButButTheJesus: "I was pointing my gun at him as hard as I could!"
Pharmacistjudge: so Irving is Joey Wheeler?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben that was a bold yet accurate pull
TacitusVigil: @Lysander_Gustav 9/10 the makers of this game have no idea that a South African/Afrikaans accent/language is even a thing.
MegaDosX: Does he have another abnormally wordy single piece of paper?
Kramburger: Chris give that to Sheeva, you can't read
ChippTunes: Dumped in the Hudson with cement overshoes!
plummeting_sloth: time to painstakingly read all of this. out loud
bv310: The Oiled Field?
Roger_Job329: Swamps yeahhh
MegaDosX: This game is so /dumb/
Lysander_Gustav: That's some weird paperwork
Electrodyne: Donde es la plaga por favor
Kramburger: CHARKPART
felrender: oh the swamps, huh
jetpixi: who knows
Pharmacistjudge: yes
Kramburger: *shrugs*
ChippTunes: 👌
Gildan_Bladeborn: ?????
Makrosian_Tae: He's GAMING
Kramburger: FBtouchdown
MitchTheQuaker: absolute gamer
circusofkirkus: one shot one kill
wrapscalion: FBtouchdown
jonasjonIV: sick shot
MAPBoardgames: Boss fight coming up soonish
bv310: PogChamp
Stormthius: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: seabatNogood
circusofkirkus: liberation from a distance
CaptainSpam: He's actively gaming! Run!
DionysusRevelry: lrrSACK
meachamo: sniper pistol
Lysander_Gustav: that was pretty sweet
elkae: seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_LH seabatUseless_LH
aClonedPickle: chapter end is probably like, 10-20min away
TheFreak013: LUL
Kramburger: lrrADAM_LH
Haroldholmes25: rippers
Vulfe: good thing this thin layer of sheet metal is protecting you
Lysander_Gustav: I hate aiming with a controller
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Sharkfists: hi!
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TheFreak013: LUL
fcloud: ai of the year
plummeting_sloth: he had the zoomies
Rynehawk: WOW
Rynehawk: how 3 stooges
MegaDosX: Why did he spin like that when he got shot
ButButTheJesus: the zooomieeees
Gildan_Bladeborn: The prospect of aiming using a controller is why I don't play console games.
jetpixi: she just needs to not breathe anymore
CaptainSpam: This is why you need to play point-blank sniper.
Kramburger: FBtouchdown
bv310: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
YeetTheRich_: ah yes i am very SCARED by this HORROR game
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kumatsu: *Borat Voice* My Strife
Roger_Job329: yes
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Protein_Curry: The amount of serotonin this stream has given me will last until next lets nope
jetpixi: pump action
elkae: What a great username, YeetTheRich_
Makrosian_Tae: Spray the pain away
KeytarCat: A Rerb
jetpixi: Diamond (Brilliant).
YeetTheRich_: elkae thx <3
Hexi_Lexi: @YeetTheRich_ i too love your username
Gildan_Bladeborn: Boooo!
Gobukiller: MG go brrrr
Kirkygirl: machine gun go brrr
ButButTheJesus: haha chris go brrrr
jetpixi: it has the same range as Chris' neck
elkae: LUL
Protein_Curry: @jetpixi beat me to it lmao
jetpixi: LUL @Protein_Curry
theleerm: snaaakeeeaattter
plummeting_sloth: look, Shira put 50 cents into that minigun ride, and Chris is going to use his full 3 minutes
Haroldholmes25: Auuuu small, I was hoping for large
Vulfe: do do doooo, dun
EdoardoZone: so many new friends
Gobukiller: Oh man, if only there was a gun with a machine gun here so you could get away easier
Gobukiller: *truck
ChippTunes: I feel like Chris’ neck is like Christian Bale from Batman Begins, just so thick and leathery that he can’t even turn his head
EdoardoZone: I mean victims
Protein_Curry: C H R I S
Kramburger: 5th TRY!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Someone had suggested that you guys were about 20-30 minutes away from the end of this chapter back when you were still in that building, being shot at by the mini-gun emplacement in the back of that truck.
jetpixi: lrrSPOOP
meachamo: Donkey Kong?
Makrosian_Tae: The jukes
Gaytanic_Panic: F
jetpixi: Long way around with a pit stop at Death
CaptainSpam: Dead.
Protein_Curry: Welp
Kaaosa: chris deadfield
Hexi_Lexi: F
Makrosian_Tae: Time to call it?
Haroldholmes25: ggs
Gaytanic_Panic: Sick. Goodnight!
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown benginO7 FBtouchdown benginO7 FBtouchdown
Vulfe: I like how his death animation is just lying face down
NDCazzy: Thanks as usual!
Makrosian_Tae: ggs!
SmoreThanAFeelin: that was great
Protein_Curry: C O M E O N
elkae: Wow my face hurts
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for playing!
Hexi_Lexi: thanks for the stream <3
ChippTunes: big yeets
hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream! That was super fun to watch.
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
SmoreThanAFeelin: XENOVERSE
elkae: Great stream, bois
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
TeacherSeanTV: :D :D :D looking forward to next week :P
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NDCazzy: FREEDOM jlrrCoolgame
Mcgwee: playing right now!
Mister_BlueSky: I've got to watch this again, was laughing too much.
Bloodrush192: GG
Makrosian_Tae: And Daft Punk
jetpixi: LUL
TheFreak013: LUL
HundreydAundre: Poke-Ball Xee!
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
fastlane250: i really needed this and I can’t wait until next tuesday
Protein_Curry: lul
jetpixi: the hits just keep on comin
Gildan_Bladeborn: Noted American, Adam Savidan.
MegaDosX: Adam pls
jetpixi: seabatUseless
elkae: seabatUseless_LH
Bob_Baggins: awe. i done missed the whole things.
Manae: Rain, Chain Heal, let the DPS die while casting Lava Burst
Electrodyne: purveyor of freedom
EdoardoZone: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:10:00.
Sharkfists: YEET
Makrosian_Tae: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:10:53. lrrSPOT
CaptainSpam: Stay tuned for like 15 hours!
Makrosian_Tae: Gotta go friends. Thanks for the show. Love ya! Byeeee
elkae: You boys had a big day, have a good evening o/
bv310: Oh rad
NDCazzy: Tattoo of?
Protein_Curry: @makrosian_tae byyyeeee!
HundreydAundre: Arrly Bonus Cross?
BrindleBoar: It looks like D3 but everyone's a minion class. Fingers crossed.
jetpixi: g'night y'all
MAPBoardgames: No CtS because of bonus stream
Protein_Curry: @jetpixi night!
RassilonDND: ooh magic legends
CaptainSpam: Jenny LeClue is an adorably dark game at times.
RassilonDND: nice we get a sneak peak
Electrodyne: So what if Heather plays her game while Ben & Adam heckle?
MAPBoardgames: Jenny LeClue is basically Escape from Tarkov
Robot_Bones: She's got le Cluties
Issurru: later gamer
ChippTunes: cool gamr
GhostValv: so much magic and spirals
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
elkae: bye gamers, take care
itira: Thanks for streaming! that was fun! :D goodnight all!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Protein_Curry: Goodnight!
Robot_Bones: Ben's going Big time with the MTG
hesterbyrde: Thanks guys. Y'all are the best!
Protein_Curry: It was so much fun!!!
DeM0nFiRe: Let's Nope It Forward
Bob_Baggins: Step on me!
MAPBoardgames: Play it Nope?
Nuurgle: take over the Play it Forward slot
SmoreThanAFeelin: thanks to everyone! and byeeeeee
Electrodyne: oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Kramburger: mami
Issurru: nice hair adam
GhostValv: this better not awaken anything in me...
Robot_Bones: Playing RE forward
MegaDosX: Loving the hair Adam
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeee
elkae: byeeeeeee
Protein_Curry: byyyeee!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
felrender: the hair rules, Adam
Nuurgle: There have definitely been Launch Day it Forward streams before
HundreydAundre: RE-Wind Play?
DentedPockets subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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mawisms: is this over?
mawisms: 50+ ppl in the room still :P
mawisms: 500+
gualdhar: we just didn't turn off the stream yet
Juliamon: also lots of us stick around even when it's not live
justgravey67: why not
Sharkfists: 👀