TehAmelie: we will see indeed
DarkMorford: Time for some sleuthin'?
TehAmelie: i wouldn't be surprised if Jenny takes over the author's brain in some more or less physical way. might be the only way to save the book from a faux-grimdark disaster everyone hates including the writer
DarkMorford: I haven't watched episode 2 of this yet, but it's fine. I'll just piece together what I can and fill in the rest when I have time to watch it. :p
NightValien28: LUL
Juliamon: Uhhhh you're about to have an interesting time
gualdhar: honestly? first time I'm catching LeClue. I imagine it's gonna be a trip
Juliamon: Sure i
Juliamon: is
CaptainSpam: It's a crazy game.
DarkMorford: (I mean, I'm here more for the folks on camera than the game anyway. If I don't get everything that's going on, whatever.)
DeM0nFiRe: Probably just going to be helping find a lost puppy or something, right? Nothing too serious
CaptainSpam: Today we get to (maybe) catch up to the sinister dark figure!
Metric_Furlong: DeM0nFiRe hey, it's the direct sequel to 'The Mystery of the Missing Marmalade Sandwich', how serious could it possibly get? Kappa
TehAmelie: i did like seeing that letter where the author promises the fanclub he's not about to do anything to his formula. . .hopefully that's still in the draft stage
DarkMorford: "I still have my morals!" *proceeds to completely destroy morals*
NightValien28: morals shmorals
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe he has to choose between his morals or being able to afford more jam
DarkMorford: The secret tech is making your own jam!
TehAmelie: eh, homemade jam, probably from his own strawberry patch. being a once-famous writer always means having your own house if nothin else
TehAmelie: if he's really extra he could grow his own sugar beets even
NightValien28: jam takes so long to make though
TehAmelie: narrator's voice: he was certainly that extra
iris_of_ether: Instant Pot jam is really fast!
TehAmelie: as many jars as he had around, i'm sure he keeps at least a year's supply
TehAmelie: also very possibly he's got a lot of it from fans
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Heather takes the PiF reigns taking on the role of Jenny LeClue, while she tries to clear her mother of MURDER! Game: Jenny LeClue) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
MAPBoardgames: So I was just on the LRR youtube site to rewatch the Queer as Hell trailer and I saw another trailer that made me equally excited.
TehAmelie: maybe he can't jam on his own. that would be terrible
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Henlo Fronds. o/
MAPBoardgames: Hi-diddly-ho neighborinos!
TehAmelie: shalom
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: I see I tuned in just in time :D
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL_BE
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @MAPBoardgames so, I wasn't around for original agitha fisty, but I hear it was good
djalternative: Detective time!
PharaohBender27: lrrCIRCLE_BE
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
wynternyghtynggale: lrrHEATHER_SG
5thWall: Hullo
BibitteNoire: I’m here for more Suzie if possible!
PharaohBender27: Shamrock317 Calling it now: The biggest revelation Jenny will uncover in this game will be . . . the power of friendship
TheMerricat: perfect timing I just got the ping that my dinner left the store to be delivered. :)
MAPBoardgames: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Fortunately, through the magic of the internet, you can rewatch it. Episodes are only like 30-40min long.
EdoardoZone: the most important was the coffees we had along the way
GapFiller: its been 5 yrs and STILL not gotten round to the original Agatha Fisty
GapFiller: this is terrible
TehAmelie: and, it's made for youtube. not like the streams where you may feel a lot of loss of interactivity
vellebastet: hello!
GapFiller: theres just so much stuff yknw #problemsofplenty
HundreydAundre: @PharaohBender27 Like the Shonens of the rising sun.
CaptainSpam: Agathy Fisty is quite the trip.
TheMerricat: Given the author subplot is still there and the game left a lot of people pounding tables for a sequel, I'm going to guess the ending will be a mite more than "friendship over all", but yes it'd be lovely if during the game Jenny grew up and realized the power of friendship
5thWall: So many times I’ve been watching on YouTube and wanted to be part of chat.
lirazel64: Is there a link to it anywhere?
LoadingReadyRun: If you're looking for Agatha Fisty there is a link to the playlist in the teaser trailer.
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I was being dramatic :p
LoadingReadyRun: However there's also going to be a "last time" section on the beginning of the first video back since it's been so long in case you don't want to do a rewatch.
TheMerricat: :D
5thWall: I actually finished this game on Monday. I want a sequel.
IbunWest: lumeExcite
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun who said anything about NOT doing a rewatch?
TheMerricat: My understanding is the sequel is in the works but since the dev is a one man team and the first one took four years to finish....
kusinohki: just tuned in.... rewatch of what?
LoadingReadyRun: @MAPBoardgames I'm just letting you know your options. :p
TehAmelie: clearly this game is one where you write your own sequel in your head
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Agatha Fisty
TheMerricat: @kusinohki Agatha Fisty for the return of Agatha Fisty
GapFiller: MAPBoardgames on the one hand yes exactly otoh where is all this time coming from eh
MAPBoardgames: @kusinohki Agatha Fisty, One Punch Gran
Decaped: hold on, one person did the art and the programming for this game?
Bobtheninjagoldfish is prepared
TheMerricat: @Decaped that is my understanding
TehAmelie: ah, i guess the moral here is buy this game so the dev can hire some help
GapFiller: Ghost Heather! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NightValien28: invisible heather
wynternyghtynggale: retake
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
TehAmelie: hello Heather!
NightValien28: LUL
GapFiller: Take 2!
Metric_Furlong: !pave
rangerboy87: oh God it's creepy doll playing!!!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NightValien28: wheeee
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shadowmaster132: Genuinely impressed this game was one dev. I'm quite bad at art myself
GapFiller: good morning Heather lrrHEART
Decaped: man, animating all the stuff in this game alone would take forever
Metric_Furlong: Hey Heather
GapFiller: its just gone midnight so thats morning right? Kappa
gualdhar: oh no, booth cam fps is dropping
iris_of_ether: benginHi lrrHEATHER
djalternative: will we ever get a play it backward?
GapFiller: it was the blurst of times
nyperold: Hey! I've seen someone else play this before, but I figure you might make different choices. And if not, that's fine, I'll still watch.
RomanGoro: I realize this is a stupid thing to say given Current Circumstances, but wow your hair is long
wynternyghtynggale: it was the mediocrity of times
Metric_Furlong: no dropped frames here
kusinohki: "it was good times, but could be better. it was bad times, but could be worse"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it was... times.
TehAmelie: it was the blurst of times, it was the sploinky of times
NightValien28: it was not the best of times it was not the worst of times - heather 2021
GapFiller: that was basically CtS
GapFiller: so turnabout is fair play
djalternative: the new magic diablo like
GhostValv: :O
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat Considering that there's a team section on their kickstarter page, I don't think this was all done by one person
wynternyghtynggale: "Magic, Magic, magic magic "
PMAvers: Everything must be sacrificed for the magik, and Heather is here to make things right again.
GapFiller: Heather is totes better than CtS Kappa
PharaohBender27: Thanks, Ben!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Mcgwee: Well if Ben says
GapFiller: and who are we to doubt Bens judgement
Metric_Furlong: wynternyghtynggale "herp derp derp, I'm Alex this is how I talk"
Ritaspirithntr: Perfect evening murder times with Heather!!
wynternyghtynggale: @metric_furlong exactly
Mcgwee: sounds 13
IbunWest: She's excessively mean even when she doesn't need to be!
MAPBoardgames: Heather found her spirit animal?
RandomTrivia: Hi detective friends! lrrHEART
NightValien28: she got 1 friend and a half
GapFiller: in case anyone needs an incentive to watch the previous strems she got that FANTASTIC coat last stream
Mr_Dirty: She doesn't need friends she just needs mysteries to solve
vellebastet: I'm excited for this!
PharaohBender27: Trenchcoat GET
EdoardoZone: friendship is for losers. Bitcoin!
Saulens181: @nightvalien28 half?
NightValien28: Saulens181 she kinda warming up to suzie
kusinohki: the friends were the mysteries solved along the way
GapFiller: who needs friends yrve got that FABULOUS trenchcoat
34Witches: Yes, that is how dates work
Saulens181: @nightvalien28 Ah, I thought you meant CJ
HundreydAundre: Uhhh-wut? Date; four what?
PharaohBender27: @EdoardoZone That sounds like the motto of the worst tech-bro ever
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh right we were following three dwarves in a trenchcoatman.
Mr_Dirty: Robot?
Metric_Furlong: to be fair, judging by some lines in the first stream, Jenny does seem to have gotten bullied a non-zero amount
Sogheim: this sounds unsafe
Earthenone: so the bridge is not done, bnut they have a phone booth on it?
Decaped: Jenny has like 3 half-friends
EdoardoZone: @PharaohBender27 I'm fine with being that.
djalternative: phone booth? CJ was in a phone booth in the beginning of the game.
erloas: you're not dead, so that means you passed
kusinohki: "calculated risk" - I calculated the risk so it's okay
corefluxx: more being foolish... for justice!
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde So I'm basing this on the fact that the developer is listed as Mografi and the website for MoGrafi footer contains a single LinkedIn Link for https://www.linkedin.com/in/joe-russ-b8787a49/
Metric_Furlong: you never hear about things being reckfull
RandomTrivia: Indeed, you *SHOULD* do both
MAPBoardgames: I like how the jacket is like a full-length dress
RandomTrivia: VROOM
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kusinohki: engage stealth motor
EdoardoZone: you can low rev it
TehAmelie: i used to fish with my grandpa with a 5 horsepower boat. it is not quiet
djalternative: @MAPBoardgames it was made to fit her mom
Ignatiuspants: Stealth mode!
5thWall: It’s fine, you’re far away from the guy.
PharaohBender27: Pretty sure just the sound of the water displacement would be audible
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Yeah when she was bombing around on the lake for an hour or more no-one heard her right?
shadowmaster132: I thought sound travelled pretty far over water too
RandomTrivia: Good thing all those holes we made in the boat magically repaired themselves!
leopard_wolf: oars are for stealth
CaptainSpam: Oh, good, the boat's texture is correct when flipped and the text isn't reversed.
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat My impression is that it was driven by one person, but with work from several other people. Like all the ones listed towards the bottom of this page https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mografi/jenny-leclue-a-handmade-adventure-game/description
34Witches: I like our pool cue legs
HundreydAundre: An oversized detect-tranch coat. I also dubb as: The Cloak of Detec-Tivation.
Decaped: the woman who did the CNN snapchat page did art for this game.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde Fair :)
Ignatiuspants: I played an old fishing game once where your boat has a second quiet motor for not disturbing the fish
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
34Witches: ???
MAPBoardgames: Video game ladders have a 50/50 chance of killing you. Historically speaking.
Mcgwee: what
sheer_falacy: maybe they have 25 Breaths
gualdhar: wait, I'm a serial killer now?
EdoardoZone: that's when you find you you're a serial killer.
GapFiller: lrrFINE nalvLUL yes thats exactly how that works
RandomTrivia: How do you glean that they have perfect pitch from them whistling a tune?! That's relative pitch at best
corefluxx: Children's songs are always the creepiest
5thWall: Gameplay!
EdoardoZone: @gualdhar hi fives
EdoardoZone: serial killer high five
PharaohBender27: I feel like that's somehow a reference to Fritz Lang's M, but am not certain
djalternative: wait. didn't we see someone whistling earlier?
Earthenone: i cant whistle, guess im not a serial killer
TehAmelie: what i'm hearing is "Jenny" has perfect pitch, if she can hear that
5thWall: Really, secret sticker club in this town gets around.
sheer_falacy: but we picked normal whistling, not creepy
Metric_Furlong: djalternative yes, this person
PharaohBender27 gets ready to clip
RandomTrivia: Thank goodness I don't actually have perfect pitch, just the ability to replicate it with pitch memory... Guess I must just be a minor burglar or something...
NightValien28: CJ counts as a jumpscare
MAPBoardgames: Jumpscare? lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: She said the thing!
djalternative: @Metric_Furlong I thought there was someone else that we met out in the open.
shadowbow464: Dating game
vellebastet: sykLaugh
NightValien28: or three cats
Decaped: this is the perfect time for a monkey island joke
Earthenone: new booth, who dis?
EdoardoZone: you're not like on your profile picture
RassilonDND: does this mysterious man love marmalade. the real dating questions!
RandomTrivia: (non-sequitur)
MAPBoardgames: I gotta ask. Why is there a phone booth on the unfinished bridge?
kusinohki: it's bit from tron!
HundreydAundre: ME with scold-ish grammar: Curses. I meant trench, not Tr'A'nch! Me, Glancing at my Cloak of Detec-Tivation comment: pffft, this scrub.
TheMerricat: It's Grandpa, calling it now.
Metric_Furlong: MAPBoardgames so they can ring the builders? Kappa
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat :O
Ignatiuspants: Oh, he's on one of those phone menus
HundreydAundre: Oh, Uh... he's feelin' sus.
RandomTrivia: Also, who puts a telephone booth on the bridge
RandomTrivia: Yeah about that...
niccus: it's there just for dramatic calls
sheer_falacy: for bridge calling, obviously
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Earthenone: on an unfinished bridge
EdoardoZone: convenient
TehAmelie: i bet speak-choice phone menus love his voice
corefluxx: Get Smart phone booth
NightValien28: I feel arthur doesn't go out often and does not understand how bridges work
sheer_falacy: could be mom?
Metric_Furlong: are we suggesting Arthur isn't putting enough thought into details?
kusinohki: the bridge was supposed to get a toll booth, but the contractor mis heard
Earthenone: the cenabite, i mean puzzle ring
epsilondelphine: this all looks a bit flat, yeah...
empyreon: Good questions. No more questions.
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not coming to find us
DragaFireHawk: Yup, there it is
shadowmaster132: Probably thinks mum has "it" whatever it is
chaostreader: Or the file we took.
RandomTrivia: We already had one keyhole jumpscare
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
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Sarah_Serinde: pfft
EdoardoZone: s.s.s.s
HundreydAundre: No....impossible...! Not in this universe!! You can't be.... GOLLUM!?
Sarah_Serinde: It's important to have a good supply of Bridge Snacks
vellebastet: Heather sykLaugh
Ignatiuspants: The jumpscare was at least a bit gentler than I imagined
CaptainSpam: Dun dun DUNNNN!
sheer_falacy: ah, the babysitter
RassilonDND: you think shrimp chips or snickers are a better bridge snack?
GamesAndInk: Emotional care
34Witches: How thoughtful <3
PMAvers: Like buying me a big pile of bridge snacks/
GapFiller: lrrSPOOP seabatYIKES lrrFINE
Decaped: he will treat you with coffee
TehAmelie: it would be sweet to have some secret bridge snacks for this extremely tall and long bridge
TehAmelie: waiting for you at the crest
shadowmaster132: What time is it? It's like the middle of the night right?
EdoardoZone: he eats children
sheer_falacy: off the bridge?
MAPBoardgames: The biggest cross? is it a Double cross?
shadowmaster132: Did he mean 4am or 4pm?
RandomTrivia: And what were YOU doing Jenny?!
HundreydAundre: Me, under meme cringe: You should've said Andy Serkis, ME!!! *beneath me breath*: ...scrub.
shadowbow464: That’s a crime
Earthenone: do you remember the basics of CQC jemmy?
sheer_falacy: Jenny has immense respect for evidence, that's why she destroys it
PharaohBender27: Hey, stealing's not the same thing as destroying!
EdoardoZone: that's why we invented the internet. try and destroy those emails
InkyGhoast: hey we didn't destroy it, we just stole it
HundreydAundre: Also missed out to imply: "...right behind you."
KV1NN4: She says 'damn' a lot for a 13 y/o (but i was weird)
TehAmelie: how i wished Jenny would do a Dark Souls ladder slide
djalternative: where's our darksouls ladder slide?
sheer_falacy: it's lucky that Jenny doesn't have any vertigo
InkyGhoast: swears are exciting at 13
sheer_falacy: luckily he used waterproof paper
Earthenone: water puzzle!
EdoardoZone: paperproof water actually
DeM0nFiRe: On the surface of the water is definitely the best place to do this
epsilondelphine: jenny, don't solve the puzzle in the water, no,
shadowmaster132: So surprised that a potential criminal might want to destroy evidence of their crimes
Sarah_Serinde: That must be really good ink to not run at all :D
kusinohki: maybe take everything out of the water first jenny?
CaptainSpam: Also, Julie was exceptionally short, apparently, if her old jacket fits Jenny this well.
TheMerricat: Jenny, maybe take the pieces out of the water before putting them together?
DarkMorford: F
RandomTrivia: @KV1NN4 If the writers are British (and Arthur is voiced as such) damn is a much less potent curse Britain
Ignatiuspants: These are very large pieces for having been intentionally ripped to destroy evidence
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat who's the detective here? Kappa
HundreydAundre: Surprise to not halve the water disintegrate them ores drift them away.
MAPBoardgames: @Sarah_Serinde meme of Spongebob burning a paper.
TehAmelie: trenchcoat man is large, with large fingers
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia I don't think they are, no. Sounds like they're American
sheer_falacy: this is why you need shredders for real security
EdoardoZone: amateur bad guy
sheer_falacy: make Jenny work for it!
shadowmaster132: @ignatiuspants to be fair I would have expected the water to do a lot of the work
Saulens181: see chat, this is why you *burn* after reading.
e_bloc: Corgo1000 not sure what it is exactly but I love watching you play puzzle/mystery games like this, 428: Shibuya Scramble and Daganrompa where your humor and character makes it so entertaining
PMAvers: "Yay, bodies!"
EdoardoZone: no emails also. those you cant burn
Mcgwee: spooky times
RandomTrivia: That sounds exactly like a graveyard
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
djalternative: yeah. def some kind of tomb
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
vellebastet: hmmmm Great
RomanGoro: Of course we're going to a graveyard
IbunWest: Press F to pay respects.
kusinohki: "torg is great" *removes picture* "torg is a great big dummy"
Mcgwee: lrrSPOOP
RassilonDND: F
Fistacles: F
Mcgwee: F
Earthenone: its important to press F
TemporallyAwry: Or a haunted house lrrBEEJ
InkyGhoast: F
PharaohBender27: F
RandomTrivia: UH
PharaohBender27: :O
rangerboy87: Press F when you get there
RomanGoro: Graveyards are the mystery game equivalents of Onsen episodes for anime (?)
Astra7525: btw. since somebody has mentioned the soundtrack giving them Oxenfree vibes before: It's the same guy making both
Earthenone: hes dating your mom!
RandomTrivia: He's gonna bring us snacks and put on a movie...
HundreydAundre: Even so, especially with a motor boat. The motor would shred the pieces in the water; OOF! How.... Inconvenient.?!
34Witches: HA
EdoardoZone: oh yes. the police.
HundreydAundre: They're screwed.
NightValien28: mom is in double terrible danger
sheer_falacy: but also he totally could, I mean, Jenny did earlier and it was trivial
TehAmelie: think of the trenchcoat-faced half siblings you'll get
shadowmaster132: Odds on it being taking care of her to save her?
Decaped: Resident Evil architecture
SachielOne: Oh, is this an Elder Scrolls jail?
kusinohki: can I pay for things in respect?
RandomTrivia: *ding, ding, ding, ding*
CaptainSpam: In the landfill!
Juliamon: I mean... my local PD is located next to a cemetery
Earthenone: i mean its convinent for people with multiple life sentances
DragaFireHawk: simplLOL
sheer_falacy: "bounced around her brain like a pimple"
5thWall: “Things”
RassilonDND: in jam jars?
Mcgwee: oh boy
MAPBoardgames: No. They first dug up the bodies, peed on them, then buried them again face-down. THEN they built their jail.
IbunWest: Only a super sleuth could have figured that out
sheer_falacy: but he can teleport and you can't
Mcgwee: ace detective!
EdoardoZone: sponsored by Ford and a conveniently placed f150
vellebastet: Yesssss
vellebastet: Suzieeee
RandomTrivia: Again I must point out that her glasses are made of the same material as Gromit's eyebrows, that's why they're so expressive
RunningMonkeys: yay!
NightValien28: YAY
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Suzieeeee
NightValien28: full friend
Earthenone: yay crime friends!
shadowmaster132: Yay
Juliamon: Silent Dynamite Time
HundreydAundre: A Bargain....With SUZIE!?
SachielOne: "Suzie, get the dynamite."
RandomTrivia: LUL the music
shadowmaster132: Suzie friendship levelled up
RandomTrivia: Pelvis Crestly
Metric_Furlong: Cousin-Friendship powers activate
PharaohBender27: Pelvis Crestly?
CaptainSpam: Pelvis Thrustly?
RandomTrivia: That was painful, wasn't it Jenny?
djalternative: Friend!!!
PMAvers: "Bring a shovel, and a rug."
Earthenone: bring dynamite!
NightValien28: bring every explosive
HundreydAundre: No, you bully her through it!
sheer_falacy: Jenny has made a friend and it's time to use her, like what friends are for
leopard_wolf: suzie can probably make foof in her lab
MAPBoardgames: Also, I stole your boat.
leopard_wolf: bring that
EdoardoZone: tactical.
Earthenone: wear black or green
HundreydAundre: Dammit! Don't encourage this behaviour. Tis uh BAD, B A D J O K E.
NightValien28: tactical but comfortable
shadowmaster132: practical is good though
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DragaFireHawk: Time to do some crimes! simplHYPE
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
shadowmaster132: Hoping that Jenny's mum refuses to leave and tries to ground her
Metric_Furlong: it was implied with 'saving mum from death'
IbunWest: cliffEvil Crime time.
sheer_falacy: oh no he's had too much liquid jam!
Mcgwee: Crime time
vellebastet: Druuuunk
chaostreader: Silent explosives? What silent explosives?
Mr_Dirty: Bring your explosives for some minor felonies
djalternative: Does he not have control of Jenny?
EdoardoZone: you're drunk
iris_of_ether: No jam left, only wine
Sarah_Serinde: chaostreader The ones Suzie made herself
Ignatiuspants: Writing goes like that sometimes
TehAmelie: wanna bet that's strawberry wine?
Metric_Furlong: Jam is a gateway drug to alcohol, kids
CaptainSpam: No, game! It's supposed to be Jenny learning friendship from Suzie, not Jenny breaking Suzie's niceness!
Newbiespud: This man has never written before
rangerboy87: Because you're drunk
sheer_falacy: because you're 37 books in and somehow Jenny still has people in the town she's never met
kusinohki: heather has control of jenny, not the authoer
MAPBoardgames: Cause Jenny is a teenager now?
Juliamon: That's just how it works
Uzumaki15: Cus you're drunk?
Pteraspidomorphi: yup
Mcgwee: Ja
shadowmaster132: @djalternative he's a stream of consciouness writer and it's not like writers haven't complained about that before
RandomTrivia: Oh no the scotch has come out
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether Looks more like brandy to me, based on how he's holding that glass
Sarah_Serinde: djalternative His editor(?) told him he needed to make his books more serious
GDwarf: Look, Drosselmeyer, the characters will tell the story they want. :P
RandomTrivia: Rufus lrrHEART
TheMerricat: @chaostreader if you missed it Suzie is a mad genius barbie girl who has many many implossible and awesome inventions including silent tnt
rangerboy87: you still had drink
MAPBoardgames: A little liquid inspiration.
Saulens181: "richish"
HundreydAundre: Wait... is he...., playing chess on his own writing, chat?
GDwarf: I'm not sure how a silent explosive would even work, really
TehAmelie: blastwaves without the soundwaves. such wizardry
Earthenone: his charicters are acting on their own. hes trying to figure out what they are up to
MAPBoardgames: Would it be too meta to find a sticker here?
EdoardoZone: in space no one can hear you explode
BusTed: literal wrong side of the tracks
IbunWest: Why is the airport down there by the poor side of town
PharaohBender27: Also, cemetery's spelled wrong on that map katesSmug
djalternative: @shadowbow464 @Sarah_Serinde yeah but this is also a writer in a story and sometimes a writer in a story learns that their characters are sentient creatures all their own
sheer_falacy: if a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound? Similarly if an explosive goes off and kills everyone who could hear it, does it make a sound?
nyperold: People building things in inadvisable proximity? That never happens in video games! Insane asylum and orphanages totally go in the same building! Wait, what were we talking about?
shadowmaster132: I appreciate his class conscious world building
5thWall: My vote is Happy Ending. We can make friendship happen!
RandomTrivia: OH
sheer_falacy: ooh time for a happy ending! Yay!
HundreydAundre: @EdoardoZone & from Tarkov Space, "Explosives Hear You..." Wait a minute....
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a concerning binary decision...
Saulens181: oh, graveyard, 100%
sheer_falacy: I really want to know if the game just ends and rolls credits and stuff if you pick happy ending
CaptainSpam: Wait, crap, WE'RE fate?!? Crap, chat's not ready for this!
shadowmaster132: Poor Arthur needs to realise he can do a happy ending with a proper murder in it too
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
kusinohki: will you be able to go back and choose the other thing?
34Witches: Time for explosives! And crime! Explosive crime!
lirazel64: I feel my powers rising!
Uzumaki15: That wine should have spilled like three times
EdoardoZone: graveyard needs those statues with bows that shoot you
mowdownjoe: YAY GRAVE CRIMES
Earthenone: i wonder what outfit suzie chose
HundreydAundre: C'mon game...make her see the wirintg in the AIR!
RandomTrivia: Suzie pls
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Decaped: Is Pelvis Crestly short or are his hips just strangely placed?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DragaFireHawk: simplLOL
mowdownjoe: LUL
TheMerricat: I don't know the specifics but I do know for a fact that our choices when picking how jenny behaves as well as author's stuff impact the ending.
RandomTrivia: That was magnificently set up
sheer_falacy: Stealth Vespa!
HundreydAundre: >*facepalmed*<
kusinohki: I was really bad with CYOA books bookmarking each choice and going back choosing the other thing
RomanGoro: Check out those Looks!
GapFiller: nalvLUL seabatBRAIN its perfect
shadowmaster132: Her looks are great
sheer_falacy: Explosives. Do not eat.
SnackPak_: lrrCOW
shadowmaster132: dark blue is much better than black for sneaking
HundreydAundre: The facepalm is my hand between the squint eyes...
CaptainSpam: Jenny's got a good dark outfit. Shame her hair's still blaring bright.
DeM0nFiRe: suzie pls
34Witches: o_o
RassilonDND: what kid has access to 🧨?
Metric_Furlong: uh oh
EdoardoZone: invited the whole town
RandomTrivia: Every time Jenny sasses someone, I love her character a little more
shadowmaster132: More stealthy than that bright blue trenchcoat
5thWall: lrrFINE
vellebastet: oooooooh nooooo
Ritaspirithntr: THANKS!!
vellebastet: lrrFINE
Saulens181: s u z i e w h a t d i d y o u do
RandomTrivia: SUZIE
mowdownjoe: SUZIE
Earthenone: we are going to break the woman accused of your fathers murder out of jail!
GapFiller: ohhh Suzie
shadowmaster132: At least she meant well
BluJester: mending friendships... in a graveyard
EdoardoZone: "let's blow up the town, keith"
5thWall: Isn’t Keith like in college?
Earthenone: three kids in a trenchcoat time?!
Metric_Furlong: 5thWall no
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone Oh goodness I hope so
RomanGoro: Specially when this happens a year after your dad died
TheMerricat: It is OK Heather, that doesn't make anyone involved feel better about it though
sheer_falacy: hey I stole some stuff from your dad's corpse, FYI
nyperold: I think if you had chosen the "Good Ending", it would've given you that ending and then dropped you back at the choice again.
RandomTrivia: Awww Keith no..... lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: :(
RandomTrivia: Secrets!
PharaohBender27: Sticker get!
RandomTrivia: SUZIE
EdoardoZone: sure.
kusinohki: detective specializing in sticker finding
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Suzie :D
RandomTrivia: Suzie you need to read more YA novels
PharaohBender27: Suzie, you have some learning to do about covert ops
KeytarCat: Suzie needs to watch the news
Earthenone: why do we have a lock puzzle when we have silent TNT?
sheer_falacy: limited supply
PMAvers: Well, we only have one silent TNT.
Seagulyus: KeytarCat they live so far into the boonies that they might not get that news
EdoardoZone: not enough tnt maybe.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "click out of one..."
niccus: nothing on 3, 4 is binding...
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone We have to save the silent TNT for later!
shadowmaster132: To be fair, Jenny is expecting Suzie to know what's going on without actually explaining anything
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the tnt is for the jail
RandomTrivia: I guess the silent explosives are for a special occasion? Like those 15 Phoenix Downs...
Seagulyus: "...the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made..."
EdoardoZone: tnt is for cool kids.
nyperold: Lockpicking 100
KeytarCat: @niccus PrideHeyyy
maestrith: @niccus LPL! LOL
DarkMorford: That's not ominous at all
CaptainSpam: Jenny, pls explain things to your friends once in a while.
shadowmaster132: covert
sheer_falacy: Don't worry, everyone in there is already dead, they can't hurt you!
34Witches: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: Wait why did she lock the gate again? At least leave it with the chain resting...
EdoardoZone: I'm coming for you
kusinohki: going to be a lot harder to pick the lock from that side
RandomTrivia: That was a cool perspective shift
kusinohki: "go left"
vellebastet: That statue is dope
EdoardoZone: 10-foot sword-wielding angels
Styxseus: We call that one Lucie
CaptainSpam: Or the hole in the ground shaped like an angel, like in a cartoon.
lirazel64: I think I have that angel card...
PharaohBender27: katesLol
mowdownjoe: Hmm....
CaptainSpam: Ah. I see.
dabudder: Im getting oxenfree vibes from this
Earthenone: wow kickstarteer has been around a long time
djalternative: Kickstarter? wow
MAPBoardgames: First Kickstarter backers
RandomTrivia: Hello Aida!
EdoardoZone: @dabudder everyone suddenly turn gay?
sheer_falacy: Dead as Disco
shadowmaster132: credits or kickstarter?
lirazel64: Backers, no doubt.
dabudder: @EdoardoZone I mean, im not impartial to that but I was talking about the setting/vibe
HundreydAundre: Cross between surname or something you'd get casually "crossed" at.
Styxseus: Uhh :D
34Witches: @shadowmaster132 it said they "kickstarted" the town, so...
HundreydAundre: Or...a crosshair?
sheer_falacy: you just need the grave that upsets you the most, that's the biggest cross
Ignatiuspants: Oh... this was a Kickstarter reward
Earthenone: blow it up!
shadowbow464: I think those where backers
Earthenone: i mean...\
leopard_wolf: checkovs wall?
RandomTrivia: An animation cell? That's coming down later LUL
PharaohBender27: Nice one, @leopard_wolf ! :D
34Witches: penta-excalibur
wynternyghtynggale: explosives could do it
EdoardoZone: @wynternyghtynggale always the best way
dabudder: we're gotta save the bombs for now
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: lrrAWW
RunningMonkeys: BibleThump
mowdownjoe: lrrAWW
neb_200: wait WHATTTT
EdoardoZone: free swords!
rangerboy87: Geez Dad. Stop dying! So lame!!
niccus: a knife!
Decaped: disco angels
sheer_falacy: everyone talks about pulling the sword out of the stone but honestly putting the sword in the stone is a way more impressive achievement
BusTed: Slowest disco dance.
MAPBoardgames: Sword goes up! Sword goes down! Sword goes up! Sword goes down!
kusinohki: I suspect a triangulation puzzle soon...
EdoardoZone: my worst enemy, puzzles
dabudder: I imagine they just want to point at eachother
sheer_falacy: spiderman pointing at spiderman gif
nyperold: "Thanks, kid. My arm was getting sored."
kusinohki: @dabudder spiderman meme?
dabudder: sure, but spooky
CaptainSpam: Check journal?
leopard_wolf: 9 options?
djalternative: are there more angels?
corefluxx: what are those reliefs carved above the sword door?
34Witches: Oh, I see
Styxseus: The things above the door seem like they might indicate something.. But my brain is in the wrong space for this right now
leopard_wolf: 9 options seems like too few for a puzzel
sheer_falacy: well there was one by the entrance to the graveyard
EdoardoZone: @leopard_wolf we're all busy people ok
shadowmaster132: both point at the lock?
dabudder: ohhh
kusinohki: the konami code?
Sarah_Serinde: Smart
RandomTrivia: Ohhhh, ok then
mowdownjoe: Are there 5 angels?
Decaped: modern technology
sheer_falacy: oh they have different wing states
CaptainSpam: I call that sculpture "NO U".
wynternyghtynggale: wait I blinked can we redo the photo
HundreydAundre: Oh, thou swords, are you fifths a mere Wheel of Fates?
DragaFireHawk: @wynternyghtynggale simplLOL
nyperold: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' al... no.
HundreydAundre: Wait. What's that Observa-Dome out in the horizon?
BusTed: Could just be the two statues that need to be done in sequence.
sheer_falacy: @HundreydAundre there was a planetarium on the map the author had
BusTed: Ah.
RandomTrivia: They have different wings
chesul: BusTed the wings.
corefluxx: I think it indicates that they all are pointing at the door
RandomTrivia: Aha!
Styxseus: Ohh, I didnt notice the wings, I thought for sure it was a sequence
MAPBoardgames: I love games with a ladder system.
sheer_falacy: this is a really nice graveyard except the part where they built it on literally a cliff face
Styxseus: Maybe the first one is just a gimme then
sheer_falacy: installing that statue must have been real fun
TehAmelie: 2D geography, what can you do
SachielOne: Use the hookshot!
34Witches: could always try explosives
RandomTrivia: *Zelda puzzle solved jingle*
HundreydAundre: I get it. Or did I? All angels point toward the door.
34Witches: they solve many problems
EdoardoZone: yes please
sheer_falacy: ooh, rocket jump
TheMerricat: You know chat, the thing about these sort of puzzles, I always feel like I'd rather not solve them since whenever I do the villain comes along and uses the fact that I opened the door to get in.
djalternative: oh hey. It's sepheroth
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT !
corefluxx: DO THE THING!
Styxseus: Ah, pre-puzzle puzzle!
MAPBoardgames: Stand on dynamite and jump when it explodes? lrrCOW
EdoardoZone: always feel like I should blame someone, like Ron Gilbert or whatever, for all these darn puzzles
dabudder: @MAPBoardgames ah of course that will work fine
EdoardoZone: *shakes fist at puzzle*
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat Ah yes, the classic "the security was fine until you opened it" problem
34Witches: I mean - if some random 13 year old could open it, security was probably not fine
EdoardoZone: "it was then that Jenny unleashed the end of the world"
sheer_falacy: this isn't a random 13 year old, it's Jenny Leclue, ultimate detective!
RandomTrivia: ^
Decaped: oh noooo, almost had it, i believe in you heather.
PMAvers: You can tell she's a ultimate, she went to Hope's Peak and everything
34Witches: wow, it's so much nastier with 4 discs
kusinohki: ironically, the puzzle doesn't have a solution. moving the blocks just triggers an alarm
EdoardoZone: oh man.
sheer_falacy: close enough!
EdoardoZone: you're paid to solve this, right
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect!
Styxseus: So close!
PharaohBender27: Eh, close enough
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
5thWall: Close enough
HundreydAundre: @EdoardoZone On Warp, towards the Grave Grail Warlds. Holy's Grail would be reduced to a sandbox for an island.
Saulens181: I think XKCD did a thing where "if you want to leave things around that only one person can figure out just encrypt it woth their public key
Earthenone: this 13 year old with dynamite has way more patience for puzzles than i would at that age
rangerboy87: oh she had it
EdoardoZone: good enough, heather
Styxseus: Really? xD
EdoardoZone: let's just go for coffee
PharaohBender27: GAME PLZ
RunningMonkeys: really
rangerboy87: wow
vellebastet: Oh come on!
vellebastet: That's basically it!
sheer_falacy: nice!
BluJester: FBtouchdown
DragaFireHawk: simplHYPE
Earthenone: lrrGOAT
34Witches: yes!
mowdownjoe: Game, you've given us leeway in the past.
EdoardoZone: I feel so smart right now
rangerboy87: got there!!
kusinohki: this is not one of those days
shadowmaster132: Is that a badger?
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT katesParty
sheer_falacy: that is very hard to parse as a badger
vellebastet: huh
corefluxx: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
HundreydAundre: If you feel patient enough, Eyes suppose.
shadowmaster132: Oh, she said it
dabudder: SWORD TIME
MAPBoardgames: How would that even work?
rangerboy87: If it's a honey badger, RUN!!
PharaohBender27: Huh. I can't remember if there was a story with a badger in that book or not
sheer_falacy: this is where Helga Hufflepuff is buried
zimmercj23: Aww, you dont even get a sword?
nyperold: Now to enter the Mush Room.
Ignatiuspants: I'm expecting some kind of cult in there, chanting "badger badger badger badger..."
sheer_falacy: ooh another one
Sarah_Serinde: Huh
Styxseus: Or the super-elaborate door
vellebastet: hmmmmm
HundreydAundre: Stares at Dome: Oh, FLIP.
EdoardoZone: "the signals are really STRONG tonight".
corefluxx: Another lab... more secret codes?
Earthenone: suzie? did you leave this here?
vellebastet: This was unexpected
sheer_falacy: will we make graves float? That... that might upset some people
rangerboy87: What? The rich like fancy tombs
adambomb625: It's Aliens
Zu_o: "easily concealed"?
Zu_o: This is easy?
kusinohki: also convenient hiding all the bodies that built the thing
wynternyghtynggale: Russians
mowdownjoe: More number stations?
dabudder: love pushing buttons
EdoardoZone: to space"
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Styxseus: 3. 2. 1. Ignition.
leopard_wolf: how is the teleporting frenchmen not here yet?
BusTed: rip
MAPBoardgames: This town has at least 1 supervillian, possibly more.
TheMerricat: Hey Jenny, you know who could really help you here? Your Super Science nerd firend! The only you left outside the graveyard....
34Witches: because it went so well last time
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
Mr_Dirty: at least we are already in the graveyard
TheWriterAleph: [nuclear launch detected]
rangerboy87: And she suffocates and dies...the end
sheer_falacy: not dead yet... the door did lock
CaptainSpam: Oh, crap, now it turns into Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime.
ReynardWrecca: Good evening Heather, good evening chat. Hope we're all well.
PMAvers: So... Suzie is a alien?
Sarah_Serinde: Can we make friends with this equipment?
wynternyghtynggale: Suzie is Russian spy!
Styxseus: Oh no, is does that mean there's a TIM in here too?
Uzumaki15: So was this secret lab bit already part of the Authors storyline? Or was this added for this story? Cus this feels like something that could have totally been explored in one of the 38 other books
vellebastet: Having Suzie with us would be very helpful right now!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @ReynardWrecca ! We've discovered another secret lab - in a cemetery!
EdoardoZone: @Sarah_Serinde no, we can sell it on eBay though.
Ritaspirithntr: That girl would probably be like a kid in candy land here!
sheer_falacy: I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's probably not aliens because the numbers are in English
HundreydAundre: Writers vs. Publishers,....vs. Editor?
TheMerricat: @Uzumaki15 the book previous to this was "The Mystery of the Missing Marmalade Sandwich" does that answer your question?
RandomTrivia: If it's anything like Suzie's equipment, each machine will have its own personality and be very sensitive to criticism
MAPBoardgames: You've got a lot to Gain by turning the knobs.
PharaohBender27: @vellebastet @Ritaspirithntr We made a choice. Mistakes may have been made.
ReynardWrecca: Can never have too many secret labs, @PharaohBender27 - I think the Umbrella Corporation have that on their stationery.
EdoardoZone: @MAPBoardgames hahaha
HundreydAundre: I mean, three's the charm. I won't soap-ice two a third Lab Dome.
PMAvers: "Put... Jenny... LeClue... in... Smash... You... Cowards..."
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
vellebastet: @pharaohbender27 Oh, can you bring her with you?
RandomTrivia: @PMAvers LUL
Ritaspirithntr: @pharaohbender27 fair
sheer_falacy: you stole it from a briefcase
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, great start
Earthenone: thats how we knew it was on trenchcoat mans dating profile
PharaohBender27: @vellebastet I'm assuming that the "Call her out" option earlier would have bullied her into coming with us
HundreydAundre: Wut. The. Rabbit's. WHOLE?
wynternyghtynggale: purge is near
vellebastet: @pharaohbender27 Hm. That would be neat. I wasn't sure how much our decisions actually impacted gameply.
Uzumaki15: @TheMerricat Good point lol
vellebastet: *gameplay
34Witches: um
sheer_falacy: oh hey Arthas is sending us messages
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh it's getting spoopier
PharaohBender27: @vellebastet I mean, that's just an educated guess on my part
PMAvers: oh no are there zomboes
Styxseus: Thats.. ominous
RandomTrivia: Every word just makes it worse
EdoardoZone: soon we kill the infected with death, forever
DarkMorford: Wait, is this Resident Evil?
Styxseus: and its getting worse!
RandomTrivia: !y
mowdownjoe: Is Wesker behind the number stations?
TheWriterAleph: it's in the RE expanded universe, yeah Kappa
kusinohki: sail... up.... your.... mother?
PMAvers: Oh shit Despair?
sheer_falacy: the traditional standoff between Hawk, Weasel, and... Crow?
DarkMorford: Junko?!
PMAvers: *cues up the Danganronpa theme*
HundreydAundre: Oh, wow. I could be WAY off. It's actually [REDACTED] vs [REDACTED] showdown here.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Despair's back? dang, I like her
5thWall: lrrSPOOP_TK Spoopy and interesting
EdoardoZone: marvel vs capcom?
shadowmaster132: I think this might be way more sinister
empyreon: upupupupu~
Ritaspirithntr: Infected? Purple stuff?
PharaohBender27: The reference to "infected" worries me
RandomTrivia: Oooooooh
Ritaspirithntr: She’s also “assuming” that they’re going to kill her mom
corefluxx: secret society...
RandomTrivia: Yeah I wonder if the "infected" has to do with the weird thing we saw on Dean's neck
Robot_Bones: The ring goes in... the square hole
EdoardoZone: ring has buttons... lol.
corefluxx: It Fits, It sits
TheWriterAleph: this hole was... nah, nvm
kusinohki: what a coincidence!
empyreon: drr drr drr?
Niahlah: turn it??
SachielOne: This is my hole, it was made for me
HundreydAundre: Dean? You're a Cult Leader!?
PharaohBender27: So . . . what did that do?
Mr_Dirty: launching in 10...9...8...7...7...7...
EdoardoZone: puzzle puzzles.
PMAvers: Hitting it with a hammer?
leopard_wolf: how is she unscrewing all these by hand?
RandomTrivia: LUL
erloas: reboot it
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
TheWriterAleph: eyyy
PharaohBender27: Same diff
DarkMorford: Keep talking and nobody explodes?
empyreon: to put it in the square hole
lirazel64: All the puzzles at once.
fcloud: got it in one, bos
fcloud: *boss
sheer_falacy: the children reading the Leclue books are going to blow up mom's computer some day
kusinohki: if only we had an inventor genius friend to help with these things
EdoardoZone: eh, just google it
vellebastet: benginTry
PMAvers: Or demolitions.
Sarah_Serinde: What, isn't that how everyone does it?
GredGredmansson: so, what have I missed in the past hour?
juneblue58: Hey, a lot of the repair workers who my employer gets in do about that much work. XD
GredGredmansson: lasers apparently
Styxseus: I mean.. If that actually works in her world then she might be pretty good at it
RandomTrivia: This seems perfectly fine
Niahlah: shank that ring?
empyreon: it's more tech support for that skill set
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
EdoardoZone: nice.
PMAvers: And now a giant laser blows a chunk out of the moon.
sheer_falacy: In the last hour we went to the graveyard to find mom
TheWriterAleph: whoops.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
HundreydAundre: It's detecting whether or not the ring is a fake...??
fcloud: oh dear
vellebastet: whoooops
EdoardoZone: got glasses, all good.
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fcloud: good thing we fixed it so it could break properly
dabudder: The Implications Are ENDLESS
adambomb625: Good thing she's wearing Eye Protection
nyperold: That is the purpose of the glasses! Unless they break from the impact!
PMAvers: 6969.
thatladyinplaid: !uptime
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GredGredmansson: 4-3-2-1
ContingentCat: 4200
EdoardoZone: same as my luggage.
fcloud: 4-2-0-6-9
dabudder: 4321 could be funny
kusinohki: "butts"
RandomTrivia: Hopefully somebody carelessly wrote down the password
PharaohBender27: Calling it - it's going to be 4-3-2-1
Niahlah: 9-0-2-1-0??
corefluxx: I don't think the Author knows how this will end himself and is just winging it as he goes
sheer_falacy: he's a stream of consciousness auther
Metric_Furlong: off the record, on the Q-T and very hush-hush
EdoardoZone: yup, it's a book
RandomTrivia: Oh he's a Dungeon Master..., gotcha LUL
TheMerricat: @corefluxx 110%
GredGredmansson: @corefluxx he said at the start he was a "stream of conciousness" author
Niahlah: Excelsior...
DragaFireHawk: What is with the first page of all these books being ripped out? Does no one take care of their books in this town?
HundreydAundre: b e n e f a c t o r s
sheer_falacy: you said his name wrong while reading about how he doesn't like his name being said wrong =P
GredGredmansson: he JUST said how his name was pronounced
34Witches: Hey, he even explained how to say his name!
EdoardoZone: @DragaFireHawk it's before people could edit their posts
juneblue58: I like that the sidebar note said it sounds like "laser" and is immediately mispronounced. XD
DragaFireHawk: simplLOL
sheer_falacy: buying new underwear is not an answer to needing to go to the laundromat
sheer_falacy: at least, not a long term answer
kusinohki: @DragaFireHawk there's something about tearing the first page to indicate a book is "destroyed" ... that might only be comic books though
Niahlah: 2790-1067?
PMAvers: "their children."
Decaped: huh, for some reason i assumed the author was a woman
EdoardoZone: "your mom"
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki For paperback books, they tear off the cover
GredGredmansson: @Sarah_Serinde oh right, "Stripped Books"!
rangerboy87: looking at b, c, and x2, somebody has some matrix mathematics to solve
Sarah_Serinde: iirc because it's cheaper than shipping returns back
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful people who i love more than words can express!!!
kusinohki: @Sarah_Serinde that's what I'm trying to think of. TY
fcloud: highway to the ZAZER ZONE ~~ gonna take you right into ... the ZAZER ZONE !!
Niahlah: c = 0,1,1,0
34Witches: Ferrous Wheel lmao
nyperold: "Oh, the irony!"
RandomTrivia: OMG Ferrous Wheel
sheer_falacy: oh I really like the Ferrous Wheel, that's so good
RandomTrivia: LUL
EdoardoZone: all rusted out.
HundreydAundre: Grey, The G-Man.
kusinohki: miss terry?
PMAvers: Math: never important.
RomanGoro: That's avery nerdy joke
RandomTrivia: B I G G E R than before
sheer_falacy: 400 feet?
kusinohki: you're inside it!
djalternative: ferrous wheel. ha
kusinohki: the whole island is in a sphere! mwu ha ha ha ha!
34Witches: Must've had giant brass balls to design something like that
rangerboy87: ohhh tic tac toe...a massive clue
Zu_o: @kusinohki alright mr. truman
EdoardoZone: another meta point and click game
shadowmaster132: explosion. Like at the university a year ago?
RunningMonkeys: someone actually won tic tac toe PridePog
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @kusinohki I've been saying the same thing since episode 1 lol
HundreydAundre: It must be... not sure if [REDACTED]. I've not played but- Me self-conspiring: Say it. Say It Already.
sheer_falacy: it's easy to win tic tac toe when you get 6 Xs and the other side only getsw 3 Os
EdoardoZone: lasers!
RunningMonkeys: Oh god i missed that LUL
Metric_Furlong: dad wasn't called Zazer though, right?
sheer_falacy: your dad's maiden name was Zazer, probably
RandomTrivia: UM
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: Itchy. Tasty.
juneblue58: Seems unlikely to be dad's, since the author identified themself at the start.
34Witches: Order and Progress? ...is this guy working for Brazil?
dabudder: damn you could cut with that edge
kusinohki: that's a goodly number of missing pages
EdoardoZone: needs a sequel
TheMerricat: Grandpa is a LeClue so not likely to be dad had different last name
sheer_falacy: Safety is top priority, what a nice mad scientist
kusinohki: safety 3rd
dabudder: jenny could have taken her mothers last name in order to hide her identity as a zazer
RomanGoro: The notes also say "nothing to come home to" so that's probably not her dad
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shadowmaster132: That infinity symbol might mean something
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome Rodeo!
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dabudder: HI wheller
ewalkedaway: Hi!
vellebastet: lrrHEART
DragaFireHawk: simplWAVE
GredGredmansson: that's the real tragedy
GredGredmansson: also hello everyone
34Witches: Also, the incident mentioned here was too early to have killed Jenny's dad, I think?
kusinohki: turn page to back cover?
empyreon: lrrHEART Hi Rodeo Raiders lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Wheeler was playing BotW
Niahlah: Raid!?!???
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Dammit Nigel
kusinohki: I could never get the pencil trick to work irl
vellebastet: Oh he has
adambomb625: Post-it-Notes continue to be the worst enemy of Computer Securitu
AlexFGaming: 1028 is an interesting number to have there as well
nyperold: "Also, destroy any paper you were using as a back!"
Sarah_Serinde: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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kusinohki: that list has gotten longer since last time I saw it...
RomanGoro: I don't even know why I started typing !homestreams when I knew Sarah is around :P
sheer_falacy: if it explodes silently we know who to blame
vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
TheMerricat: is Jeremy White another mostly Magic streamer? that's the one name on the list I keep trying to remember to ask about.
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro lrrHEART Look sometimes I'm busy :D
Sarah_Serinde: I don't watch his streams so I can't say for sure, but he is a Magic player
sheer_falacy: I think Jeremy mostly showed up when they did canlander? Which hasn't been happening recently.
Sarah_Serinde: He does MtG content with LRR sometimes
Territan: Drat it. How much have I missed?
RandomTrivia: Just the first hour
GredGredmansson: i just got in too, Jenny found another dome
TheMerricat: @territan we followed the man in black to a phone booth in the middle of the bridge he led us to a graveyard we're in a secret laboratory under the graveyard we just found a diary of sorts from a mad scientist and we're about to use his password to get into the computer
RandomTrivia: We eavesdropped the world's least interesting phonecall, broke into a graveyard and found another lab sphere
sheer_falacy: To summarize the side of the phone call we heard: "Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No. Yes. "
TheMerricat: oh and Dean strauss's ring unlocked the machine that would do something except for the machine blew up
GredGredmansson: and "I'll take care of her"
vellebastet: wb
Mr_Dirty: yay armed
RandomTrivia: *CLUNK*
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Territan: *Another* sphere. How many sessions of this have I missed??
GredGredmansson: the computer voice here reminds me of the C.O.P.S. from Sam and Max
rangerboy87: armed sounds ominous
gualdhar: it's a NUKE!
GredGredmansson: @Territan this is session 3 i bleive
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ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Decaped: we're totally running an experiment where THERE ALL DEAD was written in blood
Manae: We'll get to be a badger!
RandomTrivia: Uh.....
Decaped: or possibly....RED PEN
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: the CLAAAAAAAAAW
sheer_falacy: lots of power surges in this town
RandomTrivia: WELP
gualdhar: oh no we're gonna summon Emeria aren't we
Sarah_Serinde: This seems fine
mowdownjoe: WAT
empyreon: AND get the spooky noise
BusTed: Sure, ok.
SkipIives: It is very metal
LordZarano: This experiment is so metal
rangerboy87: Very complex process to lower the ladder
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
sheer_falacy: Jenny better smoke or the robot will be sad
kusinohki: that ladder needed the energy from 3 lightning strikes to work?
ghyllnox: Now we know why it imm
PharaohBender27: Hey, I left for dinner when we were looking at the first page of Zazer's notebook - anything huge I miss?
ghyllnox: immediately says safety protocol things
RandomTrivia: I'm very concerned by the Theramin that accompanied that cutscene...
Pteraspidomorphi: Healthy, healthy smoking
Metric_Furlong: we're in the [numbers too faded to read]ies
GredGredmansson: @PharaohBender27 general mad sciencey stuff, something went horribly wrong
PharaohBender27: @GredGredmansson Ah. Thanks!
GredGredmansson: oh right, Suzie is with us too
Mr_Dirty: why have we not not asked suzie for help?
lirazel64: Yes, they did. They used to suggest cigarettes for asthma.
GredGredmansson: because Jenny won't let us i think
Niahlah: nothing on the statue?\
Decaped: Suzie is scared of the graveyard
Twilight_Spark: But aren't all graveyards complicated, philosophically?
Mr_Dirty: This graveyard was built to be zombie proof
sheer_falacy: Jenny really doesn't like getting help and she's also determined to not like Suzie despite everything
Saulens181: she looked so happy there
RandomTrivia: Who responsible this?!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: IT WAS ME
GredGredmansson: aw sunovabitch
fcloud: starting to think our lovable main character might be kind of a jerk
sheer_falacy: It's really weird that this released without voice acting because the voice acting feels important and is good
TheMerricat: tbf, they also were so in love with radium that L Frank Baum wrote an entire Munchkin county with people who were super healthy and immortal because they lived in houses made of Radium....
RandomTrivia: @fcloud Starting?!
Metric_Furlong: lrrEFF
Uzumaki15: And most importantly why is this only now being revealed in the 39th installment of this series
GredGredmansson: @sheer_falacy i can't even imagine CJ without voice acting
GredGredmansson: I love that Doc Brown knockoff
EdoardoZone: ever more haunted.
RandomTrivia: Like moreso than usual?
nyperold: @fcloud Kind of, but not as bad as she could be.
GredGredmansson: @Uzumaki15 because the publishers insisted that she solve an ACTUAL crime, like a murder
rangerboy87: Call the Scooby Gang
Blade_Tiger: These are some Night in the Woods vibes right here
sheer_falacy: @Uzumaki15 I think sadly one of the issues with this is it does not feel even vaguely like the 38th story in a series
empyreon: you mean a gu-gu-gu-ghooooost!
Territan: Maybe those ghosts are figments on the electromagnetic spectrum?
fcloud: they went up there with some boys. and they were attacked! by the boys!
DeM0nFiRe: A murder in the graveyard!
nyperold: Murder is in the air.
GredGredmansson: it's supposed to be a major tonal shift compared with the rest of the series
EdoardoZone: oh yes, an Alan Wake type game
GredGredmansson: that has allegedly stagnated
SkipIives: Four kids tripping on shrooms ...
sheer_falacy: but Jenny would absolutely have more than one friend after 38 books
GredGredmansson: lrrJUDGE
PharaohBender27: @Uzumaki15 I get the impression that the previous 38 books were all along the lines of that "missing glasses mystery" we saw in the first stream
kusinohki: well known make out place.. the graveyard
lirazel64: There's more grsves than in some big citie.
GredGredmansson: @sheer_falacy this author does not like change
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: O_o
Decaped: oh no, it's the radiation!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh beans
EdoardoZone: , jim
Uzumaki15: @sheer_falacy that is one issue I have with it, if this were an actual book series this whole secret society, murder mystery would feel completely out of left field.
Ivalenz_: Phrasing
Mr_Dirty: Russell here reporting ghosts in the old part of the graveyard
Territan: And limping, apparently.
PMAvers: Ben leans in, "Yeah, don't you hate it when that happens?"
TheMerricat: imagine 38 books of Encyclopedia Brown then #39 is a YA DaVinci Code.....
Metric_Furlong: lrrEFF_HF lrrEFF
GredGredmansson: @Uzumaki15 honestly, i think its supposed to
Xan_The_Quiet: perfetly normal graveyard noises
RandomTrivia: UH
Niahlah: sounds like a siren
RandomTrivia: Oh it's just CJ
Pteraspidomorphi: Didn't she find it strange that there was a light?
GredGredmansson: they are turning Cam Jansen into Nancy Drew
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wasn;t Jenny afraid of the dark?
Sarah_Serinde: Uzumaki15 I mean this whole book is supposed to be out of left field, the author was told to go darker than before
SachielOne: Hi Dampe.
BusTed: Haha.
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
empyreon: LUL
fcloud: they are turning cam jansen into fox mulder
gibbousm: I don't think it stops
DeM0nFiRe: It uh... it just keeps going doesn't it?
shadowmaster132: Matt
sheer_falacy: sounds like a loop
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RunningMonkeys: LUL
SkipIives: Wiggins!
RandomTrivia: She has one heck of a pair of lungs does Jenny
vellebastet: OMG
SnackPak_: art!
RunningMonkeys: hi matt
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
DragaFireHawk: simplLOL
ghyllnox: Lööp
gualdhar: it's cycled
SpoonfullOfSugar: instant amazingness
Xan_The_Quiet: breath, jenny and matt, BREATHE!
KV1NN4: omg XD
Territan: Why do I suddenly want tea?
Ritaspirithntr: Oh geez
GDwarf: OK, having it be short was a bit amusing, then it got hilarious, now it's just a thing
GredGredmansson: @fcloud that's a better one
viridimayai: LOL
Niahlah: that's... not a nice.. sound..
gibbousm: Heather, torturer of screamers
madmansk: does it take circular breathing to scream like that?
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: OMG
EdoardoZone: ouch.
Mollylele: what did I just tune in to
Ritaspirithntr: Heather please
vellebastet: THIS FUCKING GAME sykLaugh sykLaugh
empyreon: WOW LUL
sheer_falacy: he could become a ghost
SkipIives: he's pale
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it's MATT
EdoardoZone: I'm a ghost NOW
sydnius: FBtouchdown
Territan: He's not a ghost! He's just wielding a shovel threateningly.
GDwarf: Mollylele: Music!
GredGredmansson: aw jeez dere
DeM0nFiRe: Matt seems nice
rangerboy87: and he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kid
empyreon: Some slight Coach Z vibes here
GredGredmansson: @empyreon Fairgo, dontcha know
rangerboy87: Wheeler??
RandomTrivia: Do you think Matt noticed the giant lightning strikes a moment ago?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
gibbousm: excuse me
BusTed: 😬
viridimayai: MATT!
DragaFireHawk: Umm
EdoardoZone: GG
Questhere: to shreds you say
RandomTrivia: Matt pls
DeM0nFiRe: Ok Matt seems less nice now
PharaohBender27: MATT PLZ
RunningMonkeys: matt plz
vellebastet: lrrWOW
neb_200: Ummm
RandomTrivia: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
Niahlah: what a jerk
Sarah_Serinde: Matt no
SachielOne: Buried him in a matchbox.
DeM0nFiRe: Mattt NO
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
BluJester: Matt stahp
EdoardoZone: a thousand pieces of dad
mowdownjoe: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a community, not a casino.
juneblue58: I can see why this guy works a night job in a graveyard.
TheMerricat: Matt.....
DeM0nFiRe: Mat pls
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
34Witches: Just got back - what have I missed since the break?
RomanGoro: Hahahahaha
5thWall: Matt is great.
GDwarf: Heh
DragaFireHawk: simplUHH
SnackPak_: Mat(t)
EdoardoZone: take your second T and...
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
SpoonfullOfSugar: it's true though
vellebastet: sykLaugh
SkipIives: okay, he's good
Hexi_Lexi: this man
sheer_falacy: Another 38 book question: Did these books take place over the course of under a year, since dad definitely didn't die in the last 37 books?
mowdownjoe: lrrFRUMP
ContingentCat: well he's not wrong
Juliamon: I think I've found my favorite character
GredGredmansson: @34Witches turned on the machine, it lowered a ladder for us, and now matt here
Territan: Interrogation Phase!
empyreon: @GredGredmansson LUL you betcha'
EdoardoZone: "I love digging graves.".
Niahlah: here comes the man in black...
GredGredmansson: @sheer_falacy i don't think he was too focused on continuity
EdoardoZone: radioactive too.
GredGredmansson: this was a kids series originally
GredGredmansson: and not a modern one
empyreon: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SkipIives: that will come back to play eventually. Red clay that won't wash out.
EdoardoZone: and your DAD
sheer_falacy: so uplifting
ContingentCat: I like this guy
RandomTrivia: I like Matt, he tells it like it is
rangerboy87: or you could...i dunno...relocate
dabudder: badger huh...
KV1NN4: this happened in Auckland city
vellebastet: This guy
kusinohki: bones aren't contained by coffins??
Niahlah: badger, badger, badger, badger
Manae: That was a skull
EdoardoZone: you son of a
Sarah_Serinde: Ah. Like that. gabyLul
CaptainSpam: Dead dead dead!
DeM0nFiRe: Matt y u do dis
empyreon: MATT
neb_200: Matt casually scaring little children by burying BONES doogLaugh
34Witches: how
Ignatiuspants: Oh man... the graveyard was built on top of a cursed ... mine? That ran through a cursed ancient graveyard?
sheer_falacy: he knows everything about your EXTREMELY DEAD DAD
EdoardoZone: a THOUSAND pieces!
Territan: That second T doesn't LOOK silent...
PharaohBender27: katesWot
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Ignatiuspants: Matt seeming real sus
RandomTrivia: UHHHH
EdoardoZone: thousand pieces.
dabudder: he died doing what he loved
vellebastet: sus
gibbousm: an unlikely excuse
rangerboy87: that's ironic
Territan: And what's with his nose?
sheer_falacy: nice that you're the same size
EdoardoZone: got his dentures too!
TheMerricat: lrrWOW
fcloud: jenny leclue npc's: lying, or just really clueless
empyreon: lrrFRUMP
Sarah_Serinde: Matt pls
AlexFGaming: what's the bet it's this grave?
GredGredmansson: and the brain damage.
GredGredmansson: And the brain damage.
EdoardoZone: it's from the shovel
sheer_falacy: Mat(t) is the imposter!
TheMerricat: matt's a few shovels short isn't he?
Decaped: his memory is gone from the terrible radiation poisoning released from the experiments and permeating the ground.
Territan: What a pretty pocket flower you have there?
ContingentCat: emergency?
Xan_The_Quiet: memory of a goldfish, lacking social skills, i didn't give permission to be included in this game
GDwarf: "What is the purpose of the daisy?" is a deeply philosophical question.
wynternyghtynggale: incase he needs to be pushing daisy's
vellebastet: Heather's face. sykLaugh
Territan: Sweet, but horribly creepy.
gibbousm: super sus
shadowmaster132: aww
EdoardoZone: you very dead dad.
empyreon: pocket flower
34Witches: your DEAD DAD
dabudder: OOH THE CROSS
madmansk: ah yes, an emergency pocket flower, you dont have an emergency pocket flower?
Territan: Or is it ...a STICKER?
nyperold: Especially in an adventure game.
Ritaspirithntr: Um....I have concerns
GredGredmansson: sure, tell him everything Jenny
EdoardoZone: it's.... your dad! pieces of him, anyway. on my boots.
fcloud: rule 1 of adventure games: always take everything. no puzzle will ever punish you for having too much stuff
EdoardoZone: *rubs feet*
GhostValv: :)
empyreon: awwww
RunningMonkeys: yes!
RunningMonkeys: awww
sheer_falacy: what if they stop dying
Sarah_Serinde: dabudder Please don't shout at Heather
RandomTrivia: I guess that's how that works...
Territan: Whack all you want, we'll dig more.
dabudder: Sorry yeah
HundreydAundre: What? Dis Owen? I can't tell if he's joking or not!!
EdoardoZone: I mean kickstarters
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, hopefully we're not going to become a famous minor that's buried here...
wynternyghtynggale: so many famous children
HundreydAundre: GAME: He's being completely serious, chat.
kusinohki: no famous majors here?
GredGredmansson: aw good guy matt
GredGredmansson: oh hey the flashlight works again
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, our flashlight works again!
adambomb625: I like Matt
CaptainSpam: Matt's a good gravedigger.
kusinohki: dead flashlight is ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
34Witches: wow we just shone that right in his eyes
RandomTrivia: Huh. Almost like it's powered by plot convenience!
madmansk: ah yes, the flashlight with plot rechargeable batteries
HundreydAundre: Quick! Makeshift a Bush of Leaves to invisi-cloak you're way there!!
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GredGredmansson: this is a book, remember
sheer_falacy: hey, beats most horror game flashlights
nyperold: I mean, we've already done far more dangerous things by this point, but he doesn't know that.
wynternyghtynggale: bomb
sheer_falacy: you can't solve all of your problems by blowing things up
wynternyghtynggale: just blow up the cliff
sheer_falacy: you can only solve one problem, then you need more explosives
GredGredmansson: wait a bomb?
RandomTrivia: @sheer_falacy You take that back!
34Witches: This is still the same night we woke up in Suzie's bed, right?
GredGredmansson: when did we get a bomb
kusinohki: @sheer_falacy I can sure try though!
juneblue58: I feel like all those dangerous things would more justify his point, considering how close to death each one was. XD
5thWall: There's nothing you can't solve with explosives.
Niahlah: what's with the bone hand??
EdoardoZone: @sheer_falacy I like the way you think
HundreydAundre: Jenny gon murder thou crow. Wait. That's not how a murder of crows works!
Territan: There is a background etail there...
fcloud: this is one of the more poorly-communicated puzzles in the game
corefluxx: Moon Logic?
zimmercj23: We need Alex's Watch and Play Powers. Not saying Game Bad, but hes seen everything, so he has to know what to do.
SpoonfullOfSugar: can you turn off the flashlight?
Niahlah: coffin?
Sarah_Serinde: !backseat
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kusinohki: even if he did see us, he'd forget about us in like 10 sec
DarkMorford noms tacos
sheer_falacy: I would be very surprised if Alex could find the sub ocean
Sarah_Serinde: If/when Heather wants help from chat with the puzzle, she'll ask :)
Territan: A strong contender for weak laddering?
Decaped: i'm reminded of the zelda stamp puzzle on the 3DS
GredGredmansson: das a lotta crows
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect plan
SnackPak_: a perfect plan
PharaohBender27: Solid plan :D
wynternyghtynggale: just be Ian befriend the crows
EdoardoZone: or kill you like in resident evil
madmansk: if you give the crowking a daisy, maybe the crows will bring you some rope to climb the cliff...
RandomTrivia: You've got to be Raven mad to think that would work! lrrBEEJ
sheer_falacy: always nice when an adventure game limits backtracking
adambomb625: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Crow?
PharaohBender27: @wynternyghtynggale Oooh! Oooh! Just say, "Hey crows, I know Ian!"
Niahlah: Stark Raven mad
zimmercj23: We need Moira Rose
EdoardoZone: @RandomTrivia mom?
dabudder: thats not very intuitive
HundreydAundre: I like how game figures crows for crows & not ravens. That would be vaguely misinterpreted into 2nd nature.
dabudder: but sure i guess
sheer_falacy: oh no it's time for murder
mowdownjoe: RUSSELL! GET TO WORK!
GredGredmansson: who walks in video games
DeM0nFiRe: "I need to scare some birds" -- A very normal sentence
Niahlah: look at all those chicken
zimmercj23: I've seen this Hitchcock anime!
dabudder: Heh
GredGredmansson: @Niahlah i love that vid
corefluxx: Groan
PharaohBender27 sees what Jenny did there
sheer_falacy: you've killed a tree
sheer_falacy: you monster
kusinohki: that pun was really out on a limb
nyperold: That's one weigh to solve it.
empyreon: the biggest caws?
Ritaspirithntr: The tree was already dead!
GredGredmansson: pretty sure that tree was already dead
PharaohBender27: @sheer_falacy Tree was already dead, remember?
Niahlah: just branching out
Niahlah: leaf it all behind
PharaohBender27: OH NO
GredGredmansson: stupid erosion ruing the graves
GredGredmansson: this is the worst graveyard ever
fcloud: spooky
adambomb625: Skyrim Bandit Matt
EdoardoZone: knows who it is by its skull....
Niahlah: it's of Grave import
kusinohki: matt can just recognize a skull??
HundreydAundre: Curse thou wind.
34Witches: Definitely an odd spot for a graveyard
fcloud: matt just goes back to diggin a grave in the middle of the night
sheer_falacy: gave their lives so the Glatz family might thrive?
GredGredmansson: he said earlier it was that grave
GredGredmansson: the guy who died baking
HundreydAundre: Ah, yes. The 3rd Council.
EdoardoZone: like your dad, Jenny.
34Witches: Sounds familiar
EdoardoZone: thousand pieces.
KV1NN4: yeeesh..
sheer_falacy: Arthurton gets some dark backstory when the author gets forced off the rails
CaptainSpam: Those textures tho
Ignatiuspants: Sounds like a cruel capitalist built the town on the backs of some exploited workers
zimmercj23: Was that a reference to Bush's beans?
GredGredmansson: great!... now what
kusinohki: noooo! not Alex Cross!
sheer_falacy: because she would be willing to but she'd rather not
MAPBoardgames: I think I've missed too much. I'm going have to catch youall in the VoD.
chaostreader: Lots of people die from ignoring safety standards in this town.
34Witches: please on calipers
34Witches: *no
PharaohBender27: Sticker?
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks. have we found a leclue yet?
dabudder: Explore Scenic Nsburg
CaptainSpam: Was the author's name given? I'm at least assuming his name is Arthur.
sheer_falacy: explore beautiful arthurton, where we have corpses!
PharaohBender27: @ButButTheJesus Ahoy-hoy! We have found several LeClues. Long story short, we're trying to break into the jail via the graveyard to save our Mom
HundreydAundre: Gems?
ButButTheJesus: leneat!
dabudder: This feels like a lovecraftian version of Nsburg actually
GredGredmansson: so Night Veil?
dabudder: So night vale.
sheer_falacy: I could absolutely see that gravedigger on Qwerpline
SkipIives: stars are Stella and gems are Gemma
SkipIives: I see what they did there
EdoardoZone: safety first!
HundreydAundre: Oh no. Not again.
corefluxx: Because Game sais no
Anubis169: well this game already looks like a delight
EdoardoZone: needs a sequel.
Territan: You probably need to get into the next cave so that... on second thought, I'm not going to say it for fear of accidentally spoilering it.
GredGredmansson: crooooOOOOOOOOw
nyperold: Jenny's going to an Ivy League school someday.
KV1NN4: birb sticker! c:
madmansk: did you just go robbing a grave for a raven sticker
kusinohki: vines - the sturdiest climbing material in video games
corefluxx: Dear Lord this sticker club is everywhere!
dweebert91: Is that an axe?
EdoardoZone: Jenny's like 80 pounds, max. vines are fine.
RandomTrivia: WELP
sheer_falacy: oh yes
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Metric_Furlong: oh yes
PharaohBender27: Hooooo boy
RandomTrivia: Riddle time!
Metric_Furlong: oh yes!
empyreon: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: I always loved these :D
Zu_o: careen across
CaptainSpam: Okay, that is a TERRIBLE place to place that many graves.
SkipIives: logic puzzle time
Decaped: yay, draw a box!
EdoardoZone: oh no, logic, my sworn enemy
sheer_falacy: is Karina bigger than a breadbox?
GredGredmansson: oh no logic in a detective book
5thWall: The game is good about writing things down.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
HundreydAundre: She bee tallest past Frans.
EdoardoZone: good enough.
Metric_Furlong: Height Fight!
Territan: There's weirder.
GredGredmansson: apparently it was a whole thing with them
EdoardoZone: Helga was pretty tall tho.
PharaohBender27: Man, this family's gatherings must have been *insufferable*
sheer_falacy: Great father. Devoted Brother. Kind of short relative to his sister.
fcloud: cross family was apparently a little neurotic about height
GredGredmansson: the fact that the memoriam said "unmatched in strength and size" you know they made him put that there
sheer_falacy: Casper?
kusinohki: a friend of mine was going to put "King of America from 2025-2035" on his gravestone
GredGredmansson: Casper -> Helga -> Karina -> Franz
34Witches: lrrSPOOP
Metric_Furlong: quite big, according to their epitaphs Kappa
Territan: It's an unfortunate graveyard indeed that periodically has to be re-alphabetized...
HundreydAundre: Taller than....HER!?; L a d y D i m i t r e s c u?
RandomTrivia: LUL
GredGredmansson: HINT HINT, AUTHOR
sheer_falacy: no wonder they have bones coming out of graves
sheer_falacy: I wonder what's at ground level under this
Territan: Silent Hill has nothing on this place.
EdoardoZone: self-replenishing graveyard
dabudder: I sure do love backtracking
EdoardoZone: 0 days since last accident
chesul: I really want Franz to say "I was taller than Casper"
nyperold: Nah, if you just wait, it'll restructure itself. No need to go through the effort.
RandomTrivia: Oh no there's a truth/liar angle too...
GredGredmansson: so helga is winning?
KV1NN4: Perhaps the Biggest Cross is the one who called out a relative?
kusinohki: one of these graves always lies. the other always tells the truth
sheer_falacy: One Cross only tells the truth, one cross only lies, one of them wore stilts, one of them had unnatural powers
madmansk: one of these Crosses is trying to doublecross you
dabudder: Heh
EdoardoZone: dang.
Ritaspirithntr: What are these graves doing on a precarious cliff face anyway?
EdoardoZone: that's some Uncharted jumping level
nyperold: She says she's not athletic.
SkipIives: @Ritaspirithntr falling off apparently
dabudder: I guess you could say she's really 'hanging on for dear life?'
PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr It's possible they used to not be on a cliff face, but then mining
nyperold: I don't remember being as athletically-capable as this when I was 13.
Decaped: we didn't even need to make a grid!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, I kinda want to get some logic puzzles now, it's been forever since I've done those :D
Metric_Furlong: nyperold yeah, but you also weren't a master detective
Robot_Bones: Looking at you Dishonoured 2 Lock puzzle
DarkMorford: Y'know, we're way overdue for another Professor Layton game...
kusinohki: @Sarah_Serinde I could dig out a link if you want
sheer_falacy: I think the list of people who can leap 8 foot gaps with no running start is a bit low
nyperold: @Metric_Furlong This is also true.
PharaohBender27: @nyperold Pretty sure I've *never* had the sort of upper body strength Jenny seems to for some of these moves
sheer_falacy: she doesn't even usually mantle, just leaps to the other side
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki What kind of link?
Territan: Allergies are a bear, man.
empyreon: and you can't teach that?
GredGredmansson: i mean if you're that tall, i can see why you'd brag about it
HundreydAundre: @DarkMorford Rii i i iight. Rumours of retired?
vellebastet: sykLaugh
kusinohki: @Sarah_Serinde online web page of logic puzzles (assuming it's still around. haven't checked in ages)
sheer_falacy: F
GredGredmansson: F
nyperold: 99 bottles of BEES on the wall!
empyreon: F
PharaohBender27: F
dabudder: F
5thWall: F
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Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki Sure, if it's not a hassle, could be neat to check out :)
rangerboy87: Press F Jenny
gualdhar: man, gravedigger is definitely sketch now
PharaohBender27: O_o
GredGredmansson: HERE YA GO
Sarah_Serinde: Otherwise I can just, like, buy a book of them somewhere :D
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
EdoardoZone: nice.
sheer_falacy: death grip
KV1NN4: wtf
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Ritaspirithntr: Ok....that got me
BusTed: Haha.
empyreon: LUL
PharaohBender27: Oh nnnnooooooo
HundreydAundre: >_<
Ritaspirithntr: Deep breaths
dabudder: when 'crossing?'
MrTheWalrus: what
GredGredmansson: oh there it is
PharaohBender27: Oh OK
HundreydAundre: Your. Joking.
empyreon: thx mgmt
gualdhar: how do people in town not notice something like a massive earthquake?
34Witches: That is not a bridge
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Do you think mgmt was responsible for the seismic activity?
Territan: Frankly, I thought those ropes would have pulled up a bridge or something.
GredGredmansson: is Zazer part of mgmt?
sheer_falacy: depends on if management is the Three
Metric_Furlong: GredGredmansson his diary suggested no, although he might have been promoted since
PharaohBender27: @34Witches Well, if you tie another rope across, and then start attaching wooden planks to the two ropes, you *might* eventually get a bridge
HundreydAundre: The Haus of Cross: What a literal d e a d l y family.
djalternative: Or is this perhaps the band MGMT?
Territan: It's something a functionary would do.
spleenlord: Did you search the body
nyperold: Here's where Jenny crosses on a bicycle while holding a pole with weights dangling from them. ...Or not!
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: a copulating graveyard is a very different story
34Witches: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: OH NO
Zu_o: @HundreydAundre there wasn't a single dead lee in that family that we found.
PharaohBender27: Thought we'd be using our arms, not tightrope-walking
Mysticman89: jenny lecluwu crosses tightropes with greatest of ease
GredGredmansson: we trusted you matt
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
BusTed: Aw beans.
PharaohBender27: GODDAMMIT MATT
Territan: But you needed the flower.
Metric_Furlong: #BlameMatt
sheer_falacy: curse your sudden and evitable betrayal
2Flower: lrrFRUMP
Dish_KP: As a Matt, can confirm
serramarkov: Stuff weighing too much, she tightrope walked it- in those howling winds.
Ritaspirithntr: Thanks Matt
DeM0nFiRe: The 2nd T is silent, but the first T is a snitch
HundreydAundre: Sheet. You madre-[REDACTED]
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: why Matt!? Why!?
nyperold: Just now, a strange thing happened?
dabudder: conspicous tomb, the grave of conspicuos man
fcloud: congrats, u got a zazer tech
EdoardoZone: oh no
Ritaspirithntr: Oh hey! Orion
DeM0nFiRe: Is that a smash bros logo?
EdoardoZone: nice.
RandomTrivia: Kitty sticker!
mowdownjoe: KITTY
HundreydAundre: Oh, you just align to two the appropriate constellation.
RunningMonkeys: kitty!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: KITTY
PharaohBender27: Oh no, I have a sneaking suspicion what we're supposed to do here
vellebastet: sykHeart
ButButTheJesus: KITTY
fcloud: i really like this puzzle. like a gentle version of sokoban
vellebastet: Kitty!
EdoardoZone: sokoban was actually good tho
sydnius: Mew!
EdoardoZone: the 1984 version from Spectrum holobyte
nyperold: "A stereotypically-nerdy-looking girl just walked across a rope, see, and I thought it was weird since she wasn't one of those sporty types..."
Territan: I remember this kind of puzzle from one or two of the Fatal Frame games.
PharaohBender27: OK nevermind - I thought we would have to recreate the Orion constellation, but this is too different from that
PharaohBender27: And of course by "we" I mean "Heather" :p
EdoardoZone: a humble sacrifice to the puzzle devs
HundreydAundre: Can't recall it's myth. But I get that this Orion guy too be an Archer.
kusinohki: and somewhere, out in the distance, an alex is screaming
Juliamon: I appreciate this puzzle because they easily could have just slapped another dial puzzle in here
fcloud: i wish they had put a few more of these in the game. maybe in place some of the "break the door" puzzles
PharaohBender27: @HundreydAundre I looked up what the constellation looks like, and long story short, it's apparently moew supposed to resemble someone with a club and a shield
PharaohBender27: *more
GredGredmansson: *zelda secret jingle*
NotCainNorAbel: That was a nice puzzle.
34Witches: secret tunnel!
vellebastet: benginDab
sheer_falacy: gross
RandomTrivia: Wow Arthur is done pulling punches
Sarah_Serinde: Haha now who's being too boring? :P
MrTheWalrus: ew
NotCainNorAbel: you could learn how deep by throwing a stone in
GredGredmansson: yeah, usually its the author telling Jenny to stop
Territan: Bonus points for writing "distended bowels" into a children's book!!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
empyreon: gross, author
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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PharaohBender27: Rotting soil? I'm seeing an awful lot of healthy-looking grass there
fcloud: exploring the intestinal distress of arthurton!
Territan: The rot fertilizes the soil right nice.
Metric_Furlong: D I S T E N D E D
Mysticman89: I hope everyones fluid cycling goes smoothly and does not involve distended bowels.
lirazel64: That sort of metaphor is why there are editors.
Metric_Furlong: B O W E L S
HundreydAundre: Sure. *proceeds two break dance*
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 "I meant POTTING soil, give me a break I have to use a typewriter here"
HundreydAundre: No! You fool! I would've reach for the brakes!
fcloud: delving into the colonic anguish of arthurton!
Territan: And it's getting late for me. Sign-off time.
Territan: Good night everyone...
nyperold: This'll make a great entry for her diary, uh?
HundreydAundre: Kay-Canes
HundreydAundre: Now about the tall-lee match between Helga Cross & Lady Dimitrescu...
sheer_falacy: Helga is like 7'3'', right? So she loses that hard.
GredGredmansson: Lady D is canonically 9'6''
Metric_Furlong: the *Distended* bowels
vellebastet: Ready!
BusTed: Only if they're distended.
ButButTheJesus: ew!
HundreydAundre: @GredGredmansson Ecin...??
shadowmaster132: It's not like Suzie's been bugging her the whole time
sheer_falacy: mother really should have taught "a great detective knows when they're in over their head"
fcloud: here we go ... and there we are
kusinohki: "a great detective first has to be over the age of 18"
GredGredmansson: this is Kingdom Hearts levels of stairs
lirazel64: why is it so so windy?
EdoardoZone: imagine tripping down those stairs
sheer_falacy: I warned you about stairs!
fcloud: down status: very yes
Metric_Furlong: "what a thrill..."
MrTheWalrus: "So, where does this go?" "Uhh. down, mostly."
techstorm45: and the flashlight stops working...?
vellebastet: hm.
dabudder: @sheer_falacy it just keeps happening
HundreydAundre: Okay, wind. you can fade into silence now.
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GredGredmansson: man skyrim makes this look so much harder
kusinohki: you put the stick pin in, you put the stick pin out, you put the stick pin in and you shake it all about
HundreydAundre: Begone, Wind!
sheer_falacy: what does Richurdbauchter mean?
EdoardoZone: always out.
GredGredmansson: @kusinohki you do the locky picky and you turn the knob around
sydnius: Lockpicking LRR
RandomTrivia: Uhhh
PharaohBender27: Sorry, but we have no mat left
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
kusinohki: ooh, can we get a big crunch bar?
PharaohBender27: Have we met this "Dr. Benderson" yet?
sheer_falacy: I assume they're just a pediatrician?
GredGredmansson: oh
Juliamon: Oh look, there's the dial puzzle
Saulens181: uhh
BusTed: "Blast proof"
RandomTrivia: That looks more like a bunker to me
mowdownjoe: Why does the door have Odin's Knot on it?
fcloud: this area inspired byt the tv show "lost"
epsilondelphine: kind of disappointing that there's not really anything to inspect in this room, imo
Ritaspirithntr: Is this secretly half life 3?
HundreydAundre: Surely if she actually thought this through, she'll realize that she can't go back the same way she came from despite the prison break. Can she?
CururuGuasu: Metal Gear got weird
PharaohBender27: @mowdownjoe Right, that's what that is
HundreydAundre: Oh, look! Fox-trot.
lyropithic: Chekov's dynamite?
EdoardoZone: explosives are always good.
kusinohki: chekov's explosive?
fcloud: metal gear cannot get weird any more than water can get wet
djalternative: is the "50s" really too early for key cards to be recognizable?
GredGredmansson: one is just the fox, one is just the triangle
rangerboy87: Was the one dev who made this game Hideo Kojima?
PharaohBender27: @djalternative I'm not actually sure.
RandomTrivia: o.0
empyreon: lrrSPOOP
kusinohki: "heather, writer of jenny leclue"
LordZarano: Judging by the picking, most of the locks in this town appear to be warded cylinder locks with randomly placed pin chambers
sheer_falacy: go around it? The walls might not be blast proof!
sheer_falacy: that's... that's not a detective
sheer_falacy: Jenny, is your mom a criminal?
PharaohBender27: @djalternative But then again, this setting has a '50s vibe, but it's not actually a faithful representation of the '50s
GredGredmansson: "When fate closes a door, luck opens a window...and karma deactivates the alarm system."
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @sheer_falacy currently, yes.
fcloud: a great detective is indistinguishable from a great catburglar
34Witches: Perhaps the wall is not blastproof
EdoardoZone: "alohomora"
EdoardoZone: there I opened it5
RandomTrivia: ew
Olomag: Killing plants, because they're eeeevil.
epsilondelphine: ah, now we get to inspect stuff
HundreydAundre: No, this ma'am? Ma'am! This is a trespassing!
erloas: oh, another office killed by WFH
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
Metric_Furlong: don't worry about it
RandomTrivia: ANYWAY moving on
sheer_falacy: it's still in the belly button
HundreydAundre: blegh!
shinycrochet: it was labeled?
Luxatos: Yeah, it could be toejam instead.
sheer_falacy: corgi!
Ignatiuspants: These bad guys need to buy a paper shredder
kusinohki: good thing no one in this town own a paper shredder
empyreon: MAN'S BEST VEND
empyreon: that is brilliant
kusinohki: dammit jenny! don't steal my joke while I'm typing it!
nyperold: Was it "Jon" in the address, or did I missee?
GredGredmansson: "John" Exor
RandomTrivia: Side question, how did the Secret Sticker Society get down here to hide a sticker?!
PharaohBender27: Those signs . . . worry me
BusTed: WutFace
rangerboy87: Rotate the cushions!!!
kusinohki: "well, I looked under C for Clues"
sheer_falacy: just jam that hand right into that crevice
34Witches: C for Crust
BusTed: remix
Luxatos: No, just rotate the cushions like a normal person!
RandomTrivia: MOP
GredGredmansson: @RandomTrivia i imagine they are all like "whoa we only hid like 4, what are all of these?!"
SnackPak_: banger alert!
empyreon: MAWP
madmansk: remix
DeM0nFiRe: It's an old dirty mop
GhostValv: :)
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Styxseus: Mahp
RandomTrivia: This song is such a mop lrrBEEJ
djalternative: It's an old dirty mawp
Xan_The_Quiet: i'm confused, is it an old dirty mop, or not?
kusinohki: carrot carrot milk carrot milk carrot milk
fcloud: the dirty mop bop
34Witches: An old dirty *bop*, more like
dabudder: @34Witches YES
TheMerricat: kiss 😘 fveeath cigs
Blade_Tiger: Coffee?? Isn't she like thirteen?
TheMerricat: kiss of death cigarettes
ButButTheJesus: sorry, what was it?
RandomTrivia: UHHHH
PMAvers: Cigarette packs
Sarah_Serinde: I think people have been guessing 13 and repeating that guess, I don't think we actually know her age
PharaohBender27: Smart, Jenny
Sarah_Serinde: I got the impression she was in high school
GredGredmansson: HERESY
GhostValv: boo
LordZarano: *I put my hand in the crevice between the sofa cushions* "uwu! what's this?"
vellebastet: You hate peanut butter?!
34Witches: HMM
ButButTheJesus: that's it, game over, turn it off
GredGredmansson: the chocolate bar WILL open the door!
epsilondelphine: IS IT?
Manae: Jam the card reader with chocolate...
sheer_falacy: jam a candy bar into the smartcard slot!
kusinohki: "I hid the flash drive behind 2 packs of bubble gum. no one will ever find it there!"
fcloud: the door is hungry
PharaohBender27: Um, do we have money?
GredGredmansson: you just put a coin in
sheer_falacy: love the vending machine version of the success jingle
dabudder: oh the code is messed up
ArcOfTheConclave: 451?
Saulens181: 451
Saulens181: of course it's 451
34Witches: yum
HundreydAundre: What kind of Claw-k Machine is this?
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT !
BusTed: Classic.
PharaohBender27: :O
kusinohki: "to press 1, press 5"
GredGredmansson: tomRage
empyreon: lrrHORN
fcloud: yeah! we in there
empyreon: riffGasp
fcloud: this puzzle is kinda fun despite making not a lot of sense
sheer_falacy: punch the vending machine
CaptainSpam: Dynamite.
CaptainSpam: Clearly.
sheer_falacy: use brute force
mrverbal: drop the thing above it
lyropithic: Drop the cigarettes on it?
PharaohBender27: Smash the glass!
wynternyghtynggale: bomb?
Sarah_Serinde: !backseat
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Metric_Furlong: chat, plz
empyreon: I'm with @CaptainSpam , time to bust out the dynomite
sheer_falacy: ask Agatha Fisty for help
asddsa28: lets chill chat
RandomTrivia: Honestly, what is with chat's obsession with solving every problem with explosives...
GredGredmansson: is that actually why they get stuck
HundreydAundre: NOPE.
empyreon: but exploooosions BibleThump
34Witches: Why would you not want to solve every problem with explosives?
sheer_falacy: @RandomTrivia If you can't solve a problem with explosives that just means you don't have enough explosives
CaptainSpam: Leverage, yes. Blackmail the machine to tilt it out!
GredGredmansson: @RandomTrivia its a natural extension of them wanting to solve every problem period
RandomTrivia: @empyreon Easy there Megumin
epsilondelphine: this seems safe
Sarah_Serinde: Eventually that dynamite *is* going to be the answer :D
wynternyghtynggale: @randomtrivia make things go boom
HundreydAundre: BAD; Really BAD L I G H T B U L B.
BusTed: Whoopsie.
KV1NN4: uuuh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: WE DID IT!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT
Manae: They'll never know you were there!
fcloud: as gamers we normally shoot every problem. however this game has no guns, so we attempt to explode them instead
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia I suspect it's a sort of "Use it or lose it" mentality - we *have* explosives, so surely we should *use* them
far2muchsarcasm: was the outlet structural?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
HundreydAundre: Yep. U DID IT.
BluJester: its already eaten too!
epsilondelphine: more importantly, why does it have a bite out of it already???
empyreon: @RandomTrivia Detonation! Detonation! Detonation!
PharaohBender27: I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL ME
Master_Gunner: it worked for Captain America
fcloud: good one, game. ya got me.
dabudder: willy wonky would
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde You're suggesting that Chat is infinite monkeys?
Metric_Furlong: 11/10 Game of the Year
GredGredmansson: "Ingenuity"
EdoardoZone: and explosives?
GredGredmansson: sure lets call it that
RandomTrivia: Or more like a stopped clock? :D
HundreydAundre: What is door just want a snack?
Metric_Furlong: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
Banrael: Well, there are no doubt some spiders.
EdoardoZone: raccoon
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia I mean we literally have explosives, game logic suggests we'll get to use them at some point :D
ArcOfTheConclave: smash the state!
34Witches: Ah, vandalism. My favourite problem-solving technique!
SpoonfullOfSugar: RPGers lament
kusinohki: oh no! accidental plot advancement!
RandomTrivia: Chat demands lrrCOW !
sheer_falacy: why would they build a wall if they didn't want you to knock a hole in it
mowdownjoe: Ahh.. even the game is telling you to go left. Kappa
fcloud: did we reach the distended bowels yet? just wake me up when we get there
ghyllnox: Hello yes I am Sicuritey let us make big steel door look very official. Everything else drywall
Banrael: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Paul.
34Witches: totally not going to hit a dead end and get stuck
shadowmaster132: How does an adult use this passage?
PharaohBender27: !left
leopard_wolf: on the bright side, no trenchman can attack us in a narrow hole
HundreydAundre: Yep. Definitely not coming back this way.
sheer_falacy: adults do not use this passage
34Witches: @shadowmaster132 Presumably with the big metal door
fcloud: presumably adults use a keycard to open the door
Ignatiuspants: Who is this message for?
TheMerricat: chechoc'sexplosives means we will NEVER use them
kusinohki: also - 4 inch thick solid steel doors. crumbly brick walls you can easily slip through...
TheMerricat: checovs even
EdoardoZone: nice friend tho.
nyperold: Warning: Danger Everywhere
Bobtheninjagoldfish: how are they getting a single al the way down there
34Witches: Did you steal that line from the cop earlier?
PMAvers: Oh, are we going to fight the Balrog? Or zombie miners? Or both?
shadowmaster132: Jenny keeps reacting like Suzie has been chit-chatting constantly
HundreydAundre: Wait. How would she know!?
Juliamon: How is this bunker *not* a Faraday cage
fcloud: man, jenny would have an easier life if she just turned down the volume on the walkie-talkie
Metric_Furlong: it's probably one of Suzie's inventions
RandomTrivia: SUZIE!
HundreydAundre: Jenny be sus.
shadowmaster132: It's a Talkie Suz-e so that's why
InquisitorGaia: The way jenny talks is like when i drive my mom and she suddenly goes "OH!!!!" and i nearly crash
fcloud: there are like a dozen jump scares where suzie radios at an inopportune moment
kusinohki: and suzie doesn't question any of this.... "you're where?! how did you get there?"
HundreydAundre: WHO ARE U, REALLY!?
CaptainSpam: "Jenny! You'll be in extreme danger every minute!" "And loving it."
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
mowdownjoe: SMASH THE STATE
KV1NN4: Jenny is such a rude little shrew t o Suzy (and most ppl really) 8c
HundreydAundre: She two nice!? Are U Uh Simulation!?
EdoardoZone: wash your hands after handling that tho
rangerboy87: Punch the boards!!
sheer_falacy: Jenny can break solid wood planks with her mind
epsilondelphine: Destroy! Destroy! Ooh, sticker...
PharaohBender27: JENNY SMA- hey, sticker!
nyperold: "This sticker is MINE!"
wynternyghtynggale: welcome to punch a chunk jlrrCoolgame
CaptainSpam: Wait, no, that was a load-bearing barricade!
NotCainNorAbel: If someone went this way..wouldn't the wood be broken already?
fcloud: jenny may be small of frame but she has kung fu powers to break boards
wynternyghtynggale: jlrrPunch
PharaohBender27: katesScared
rangerboy87: HOW!!
PMAvers: So... odds on the number of bodies we're going to run into down here?
BusTed: tqsGhost
ArcOfTheConclave: ghosts
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
MrTheWalrus: Ah. Ghosts.
djalternative: ghosts?
BluJester: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: Uh
34Witches: lrrSPOOP
fcloud: spoop alert
5thWall: lrrSPOOP
vellebastet: lrrFINE lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
djalternative: bats?
pn55: lrrSPOOP lrrFINE
epsilondelphine: nay, answer me, stand and unfold yourself?
sheer_falacy: ghosts are your friends, probably
mowdownjoe: lrrSPOOP
nyperold: Who ghost there?
KV1NN4: hnnghh
kusinohki: pretty sure it's just old man jacob in a mask
fcloud: i dont believe in ghosts. but those are definitely ghosts
epsilondelphine: i hope we get to interrogate a ghost
Blade_Tiger: I thought Let's Nope was yesterday
ContingentCat: ghost friends!
dabudder: I hate everything about this
dabudder: spooky ghosts
RandomTrivia: Giving us some miner assistance lrrBEEJ
GhostValv: benginO7
sheer_falacy: we can achieve amazing things when we work together with our dead ancestors
CururuGuasu: We need to get Adam and Ben to play this for Let’s Nope. It scarier than Resident Evil lrrSPOOP
EdoardoZone: friendlies
nyperold: She's gotten boulder.
HundreydAundre: You could...ask, nevemind, they way up a head.
PharaohBender27: @nyperold lrrWOW
Bobtheninjagoldfish: still more spooky than REsi6
Sarah_Serinde: nyperold lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
ButButTheJesus: ghostfrand!
EdoardoZone: and better than re
leopard_wolf: see? ghosts get a bad rep for haunting people, they just want to hel
vellebastet: Ghost friends!
fcloud: friends ... ghosty friends ... pushin rocks together ... friends forever~~
sydnius: lrrAWESOME lrrSPOOP
EdoardoZone: didnt have to murder any africans in this game
PMAvers: Having sudden flashback to Night in the Woods...
djalternative: can we get Jenny to become queen of the ghosts and learn necromancy?
Blade_Tiger: You and me both PMAvers
fcloud: jenny leclue and the army of the night
RandomTrivia: Perhaps this is just Jenny manifesting her telekinetic powers, as spirits assisting her
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EdoardoZone: army of darkness?
sheer_falacy: a good detective always reads magical incantations from books bound in human skin
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
vellebastet: lrrHEART
TH3_TR1CKS73R: raid!
agough89: agoughKnight agoughKnight agoughKnight agoughKnight agoughKnight
Metric_Furlong: her overactive imagination
CaptainSpam: Ghost friends... or ghost POWERS?!?
kusinohki: ghost miners? are they digging for ghost rock in Doomtown?
wynternyghtynggale: looks like a dad letting a toddler "push" the shopping cart
Ritaspirithntr: Secretly a Let’s Nope
PharaohBender27: I said this game would see Jenny learning the value of friendship! :D
EdoardoZone: frens
sheer_falacy: who needs Suzie when you have a legion of the undead?
nyperold: Jenny LeClue: Scarier than RE5.
kusinohki: I forgot about compass...
vellebastet: @pharaohbender27 You did. sykLaugh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I miss CJ.
fcloud: i totally do this in games: figure out which way is the right way, then turn around and explore before moving on
Sarah_Serinde: fcloud Oh yeah always :D
EdoardoZone: nathan drake, everyone.
sheer_falacy: I love that we track down mysterious highly advanced technology... so we can find the postcard fragments located near them
RandomTrivia: And you're telling us this JUST NOW?!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
TheMerricat: crap zazer was the one who was responsible for the mine accident wasn't 'he'
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
fcloud: it's prospector's pit! that's where they dug up all the pits!
shadowmaster132: They're helping Jenny so she can avenge them
PMAvers: They're actually continuing to mine, gotta keep feeding capitalism.
34Witches: Crystal Cavern, the cavern with all the crystals
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this is awfully easy to traverse for a cave in.
PharaohBender27: Hundreds? Holy moly, was that like 10% of the town's population at that time?
vellebastet: Susie, no worries, the ghosts are our friends
shadowmaster132: Because it was supposedly their "disregard for safety" that killed them when it was all Zazer's fault probably
PharaohBender27: Because Arthurton doesn't strike me as that big a town
Metric_Furlong: notice that Jenny is calling her Suzie now instead of Susan
sheer_falacy: if it was a mining town it was probably an even bigger percent than that
Bobtheninjagoldfish: also lack of oxygen how? WE CRAWLED IN THERE
niccus: have to get space jump first
shadowmaster132: Also I think Jenny's safe from Miner's lung
fcloud: ok, is that ghost just free-riding on the barrel as jenny pushes it? party foul, mr ghost
epsilondelphine: ~character development~ (sort of)
TheMerricat: given we found our way in pretty easily I doubt the miners ended up trapped here. killed on the other hand...
BusTed: Maybe the oxygen is displaced by hallucinogenic gas.
leopard_wolf: it could be a new hole
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @TheMerricat That is what I have been saying!!!!
PharaohBender27: ^
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Well a lot of the citizens could've been living there specifically to work at the mine. And/or being a small town, the mine was probably a primary source of jobs
sheer_falacy: we found our way in via a child sized passage that lead to a new looking bunker
ArcOfTheConclave: ah crystal cavern
34Witches: 0.6 whole percent! wow!!!
fcloud: maybe that drywall was a lot tougher from the other side
PharaohBender27: Whoops, that ^ was meant for @leopard_wolf
shadowmaster132: I want the ghosts to unionise right now
Ignatiuspants: This goes with what I said before about capitalism
EdoardoZone: "keep you safe"
EdoardoZone: can't see how that ends
dabudder: I sure do love dunking on capitalism during this childrens detective game
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not sinister at all
DarkMorford: Shiny
shadowmaster132: By reading this note you have agreed to the terms and conditions
fcloud: yes this game is very much about the big bad company exploiting its workers
nyperold: "I dunno, looks to me like they've given up on escape and have gone back to mining. ...Which, being incorporeal, must be pretty hard."
PMAvers: A 0.6% increase? So that's like, what... a penny or two more per hour?
InkyGhoast: we miner now
EdoardoZone: ah yes, explosives underground
empyreon: I have to go to bed friends. Much love lrrHEART
EdoardoZone: good idea
sheer_falacy: they're silent explosives
RandomTrivia: Goodnight empyreon, take care!
sheer_falacy: so no one will hear the cave in
TheMerricat: night @empyreon !!
niccus: a 0.6% increase? that's 20% after inflation!
EdoardoZone: decent.
shadowmaster132: Maybe the ghosts are confused and don't realise that they're no longer forced to work in terrible conditions
lyropithic: Mining eternally sounds pretty... boring
leopard_wolf: or, the ghosts have been waiting for us to show up
RandomTrivia sees what lyropithic did there
DarkMorford: @lyropithic It's a miner inconvenience.
PMAvers: Or working post-humorlessly is part of their contract.
fcloud: maybe this is all an allegory about grinding in mmos
leopard_wolf: so they could be helpful
nyperold: Well, they can't be picky about their jobs.
SpoonfullOfSugar: there was an up arrow sign
EdoardoZone: now to try my superjump...!
ArcOfTheConclave: lead the spooky lrrSPOOP exodus
fcloud: "i just remembered i can fly" -- jenny, probably
HundreydAundre: Conditions are unaffectionate if you're already under effect. Hmmm, Must be a card trope bit.
Metric_Furlong: chat, I appreciate the pun attempts, but I fear they'll be in vein
PharaohBender27: Any time that animation happens I worry that Jenny is going to have *horrible* back problems later in life
Metric_Furlong: these poor miners really got shafted
Niahlah: sooper spoop
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Metric_Furlong get in the Spirit
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
EdoardoZone: teenagers heal quickly, I was told
EdoardoZone: flesh wounds, all good.
HundreydAundre: Doth dat top left corner lead nowhere?
EdoardoZone: *ded*
rangerboy87: I'm digging the mining puns
Niahlah: hard core par kor
Metric_Furlong: Bobtheninjagoldfish Ore else?
PharaohBender27: @Metric_Furlong Haven't we extracted all we can from this line of puns?
DarkMorford: Jenny's flying around this place like a canary
HundreydAundre: Guess not.
Uzumaki15: Can we still move that barrel up top?
sheer_falacy: Suzie's grandparents killed so many people
epsilondelphine: for some reason i thought it said "0/1 clues" on that paper, but apparently not...
EdoardoZone: only minor injuries
dabudder: only miner injuries
LordZarano: There was an arrow up at the top
shadowmaster132: @sheer_falacy Jenny's too. They're cousins
fcloud: so many mine puns to choose from, it's hard to pick
epsilondelphine: you would think that given how the camera panned to show what's under the crystal...
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 If we keep this up we'll get carted off
Niahlah: that's be a blast
Sarah_Serinde: Given that a cave-in happened here, dynamite seems...maybe not the best idea
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Metric_Furlong you have a veritable mine of material
HundreydAundre: @sheer_falacy It wasn't her life really. Mere inheritance. Hauntin', isn't it?
chesul: are there any secrets in the floor around the crystal?
SkipIives: @LordZarano with a light effect on top of it too
lyropithic: Okay, so here's the drill
rangerboy87: @PharaohBender27 Sorry but I'm caving in to the puns
DarkMorford: @lyropithic Way to hammer home the situation
sheer_falacy: how far can the minecart go?
ArcOfTheConclave: is there a crack in the floor under the paper?
nyperold: Gotta find the path one way ore the other.
Niahlah: @rangerboy87 just Rock it
Sarah_Serinde: These puns are really off the rails
Metric_Furlong: Bobtheninjagoldfish thanks, and I'm trying to to slag-off anyone
gamercat88: there was an arrow sign up where the barrel was
sheer_falacy: what about to the right?
Niahlah: @Sarah_Serinde just a miner detour
EdoardoZone: ill see you ladder then
RandomTrivia: Maybe there are bunnies down here, then the spirits could be Elmer Fudd - "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, I'm haunting wabbits!"
TheMerricat: i looked up the solution if you want hints but it's not something I would hav expected so you might want to look around more.
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia @rangerboy87 Look, this whole discussion is getting us off track FAKE EDIT: Dangit, @Sarah_Serinde kind of beat me to it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh totally @Metric_Furlong I'm not trying to give you the shaft.
RandomTrivia: LUL
sheer_falacy: you're all just digging yourselves deeper
EdoardoZone: that jump.
PharaohBender27: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Bzzt! That one was already used earlier!
Niahlah: puns are our quarry
Sarah_Serinde: It's certainly a rocky situation
rangerboy87: @PharaohBender27 I don't mined
InkyGhoast: do we have to do the worst thing of all and follow suzie's advice. jenny might suffer catastrophic faiure
Metric_Furlong: sheer_falacy yeah, we know the drill
DarkMorford: What a barrel of laughs this is.
EdoardoZone: athletics 100
PharaohBender27: @rangerboy87 lrrWOW
Bobtheninjagoldfish: A shame @PharaohBender27 I'mm have to Iron out the creases.
nyperold: That was a cooper jump.
epsilondelphine: interesting, i wouldn't have expected this to be the way given the signposting
lyropithic: The ghosts seem friendly, they might be potential alloys
sheer_falacy: anyone annoyed by puns is just being basalty
fcloud: that arrow seems like a "playtesters got lost here"
TheMerricat: how did the sticker club get down here?
PharaohBender27: @lyropithic OK WOW, that's a good one
RandomTrivia: I don't know, I think they're quite Gneiss puns
Niahlah: where's the monkeys?
gamercat88: yeah i would have loved to be able to use the explosives where the crystals were
rangerboy87: Judo chop!
Niahlah: we got the barrel
CaptainSpam: JENNY SMASH!
SpoonfullOfSugar: so strong
dabudder: @rangerboy87 wow all these jokes are really in an annoying vein
EdoardoZone: @fcloud didnt even see the darn arrow
Metric_Furlong: RandomTrivia my sediments exactly
fcloud: the in-jenn-able hulk
PharaohBender27: The Sticker Club is *everywhere*
iris_of_ether: Ghost Club Member!
InkyGhoast: now THIS is a lot of quartz
Niahlah: it's cuz they like to Stick around
rangerboy87: @dabudder Just dig deep and you'll survive
HundreydAundre: Yesh, butt; in time....even Rico will get too, K A - B O O M.
nyperold: Reminiscent of Portal 2.
fcloud: so many questions are raised during this game
ContingentCat: cue explosion
InkyGhoast: im gonna have to replay portal and portal 2 soon
kusinohki: yet
dabudder: @rangerboy87 its either that ORE I die, so I guess im just supposed to STEEL myself
RandomTrivia: It's a good thing Jenny has an iron will, she needs it to make it this far
shadowmaster132: I think this one may have exploed in the past though
DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia And nerves of steel.
sheer_falacy: time to steel some more information
LordZarano: Acording to a 99pi episode I listened to recently miners actually legitimately love stickers and many miners collect stickers
Bobtheninjagoldfish: looks ike Jenny hit the Motherlode.
kusinohki: these radio puzzles are coming with more frequency it seems
lyropithic: Didn't expect the puns would zinc so low
PMAvers: I could imagine stickers being a good way for miners to customize their helmets.
PharaohBender27: @lyropithic lrrWOW
InkyGhoast: red line go weeee
sheer_falacy: With all the running around this requires it's great that Jenny has as much bronze as brains
HundreydAundre: 3rd Radio: I've never met this Hoo-man in my life-span.
SkipIives: Zazer-Glatz does sound like a cool chemical process, or an indie noise bank from the late 80s.
SkipIives: band^
dabudder: @lyropithic hey at least we're being IRONic about it
gamercat88: anyone else here collect stickers? :)
DarkMorford: I just love AM radio, don't you?
RandomTrivia: Once we exhaust the mining puns and move onto metals the progress is Elementary
HundreydAundre: @gamercat88 staumps ought two count, ight?
gamercat88: sure @HundreydAundre
kusinohki: element progress is periodic I would say
dabudder: @RandomTrivia well thats just con-DECENDING
sheer_falacy: maybe the number station predicts the future - it's an auricle
RandomTrivia: @kusinohki No, but the waveforms are :p
HundreydAundre: @gamercat88 Then no, sir. Thou bee'th miss-taken'd.
PharaohBender27: I think we copper drop this pun game now (yeah, that one's weak, but no I will not apologize for it)
dabudder: @PharaohBender27 yeah to be fair that one wasn't super Current either
DarkMorford: @sheer_falacy It'll really make waves when the townsfolk find out about it.
Sarah_Serinde: I think all these puns are gold
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SkipIives: I have an old McIntosh MX110 that has an element that would show you the signal strength of the radio signal, it is very cool.
LordZarano: I kind of wish chat would pick something other than puns
HundreydAundre: Oww. umm, pardon assuming sir @gamercat88
PharaohBender27: @dabudder YOU MOTHER- Aaaaargh, I concede!
dabudder: @LordZarano I mean I could Axe you all some questions
mowdownjoe: @LordZarano Irony is a lost concept.
gamercat88: no worries @HundreydAundre but i am a lady
gamercat88: These puns don't hold their weight very well
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
fcloud: ooh!
PMAvers: "Drink. Your. Ovaltine."
Niahlah: nicely done
dabudder: @PharaohBender27 Haha yes, I am truly the superconductor of this conversation
PharaohBender27: @dabudder :D
sheer_falacy: ominous
kusinohki: good thing I built up a resistor to puns
TheMerricat: it's interesting that we know vwhich number these messages start on...
sheer_falacy: oh it's Westworld
dabudder: @kusinohki You might've, but im Wired for succsess
sheer_falacy: but... with cake?
PharaohBender27: END THIS MAZE
InkyGhoast: cake?
DarkMorford: THE CAKE IS A LIE
shadowmaster132: I really want one of these code phrases to need the story that got ripped out of Jenny's copy
kusinohki: well, I'm fluxxed
lyropithic: I'm pretty amped myself
djalternative: yellow cake uranium?
5thWall: That would be a good power source.
SkipIives: the cake is a lie
sheer_falacy: ooh, steganography?
fcloud: the cake is a non sequitur
chesul: is... is it her birthday? is the message telling her there's cake at home after this elaborate mystery game?
DarkMorford: @sheer_falacy Oh, that's my favorite dinosaur!
34Witches: The order of buttons changes each time
TheMerricat: I'm really hoping that the person who promised me that this wasn't going to be another series of unfortunate events where nothing is explained at the end was telling the truth......
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this combonation lock changed
dabudder: We do love backtracking
Bobtheninjagoldfish: S as in Strausberry?
mowdownjoe: LASERS
HundreydAundre: Funny. I don't remember the last machine talking.
DarkMorford: RGB printing?
Mysticman89: how are lrr access cards printed?
EdoardoZone: this one runs windows 10
Bobtheninjagoldfish: how many Strausberrys have there been?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Since a sequel's being developed, I suppose some of this could potentially lead to sequel-bait, so to speak
kusinohki: jenny really should be wearing some protective goggles here
dabudder: @mowdownjoe no they're ZAZERS
EdoardoZone: you can tell by the f'up voice
fcloud: lrr access cards are printed by winning a game of mtg
5thWall: Zaser Lasers!
epsilondelphine: nice machine noises...
SkipIives: yeah this looks like a DoD project
sheer_falacy: sweet, now we can summmon Brinnie
34Witches: Kinda like the pattern on the Dean's neck
InkyGhoast: return home, get cake!
DeM0nFiRe: Solvem Probled
shadowmaster132: I liked the callback to the chocolate
4 raiders from StephenMcSteve have joined!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: magical cake? like a BIRTHDAY cake?
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
EdoardoZone: caek
fcloud: sadly, although it looked like a key, the object printed by the machine was just another bar of chocolate. jenny was finding her adventure frustrating, albeit delicious
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders!
Demonalisakills: hello
StephenMcSteve: hello!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oops
Sarah_Serinde: Haha, imagine!
GhostValv: :O
sneakpik: Hi
sheer_falacy: if you were worried about that
EdoardoZone: turned on the apocalypse
34Witches: Imagine! How utterly terrible.
sheer_falacy: maybe you shouldn't make the only way to leave turning on the machine
shadowmaster132: At least she's not finding the note, just the evidence that it had been written down before
fcloud: imagine if a child got in here. or anyone who didnt know the code. and they got trapped in our lab which locks from the outside. maybe we should rethink this
HundreydAundre: armed, okay.
kusinohki: good thing the voice activated code doesn't recognzie voice prints
PMAvers: Or July and the year.
lirazel64: That's my late mother's birthday. Oh noà
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: maybe four digit passwords might be bad too
sheer_falacy: it can't kill all of the miners, they're already dead!
PMAvers: Oh, this is the Rumble Pack experiment.
GhostValv: dubstep music was invented early huh...
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: katesScared
HundreydAundre: OH, [redacted]....[REDACTED] ! ! !
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
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neb_200: lrrFINE lrrFINE
ghyllnox: Hey do you remember when they killed all the miners
EdoardoZone: uh oh.
fcloud: man i sure hope all this gets explained at the end
erloas: to be fair, they only wrote down the code because management made them change it every couple weeks
NotCainNorAbel: Now we know what would happen if a child got in there and started the machine
shadowmaster132: start pulling wires
Decaped: sooooo, this was the one that killed all the miners.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
PharaohBender27: HahaSweat
ContingentCat: uhhh
MrTheWalrus: Healthy smoking break
HundreydAundre: E V E R Y T H I N G ' S [REDACTED].
RandomTrivia: That was perfectly fine...
EdoardoZone: good old smoking break.
shadowmaster132: Experiment 15 bad
sheer_falacy: at least for the other spheres you could take your smoke break outside
sheer_falacy: smoking in a mine seems bad
PMAvers: Also, actually this may explain why the graveyard is always having all those ground shifts, if there's a machine making massive wubwubs
fcloud: worse idea: smoking in a mine or smoking in a tiny hermetically-sealed sphere
shadowmaster132: The missing page of the book.
shadowmaster132: This is worse than finding paper with indentation of an actually destroyed note
EdoardoZone: "call 911"
fcloud: yeah, they definitely should have destroyed this
sheer_falacy: why did you print the instructions about how to use the key page on the key pag
PharaohBender27: Huh
34Witches: delicious crow feet
PharaohBender27: Yeah, that does seem convoluted
SnackPak_: sounds like a hassle
lirazel64: This is all good advice!
HundreydAundre: @EdoardoZone NO. Call, the UN. Get a mfccn, BINDING Resolution to get this town as far away from itself ASAP!
erloas: "bring home milk"
fcloud: "eat at joe's"
NonjaBiru: "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"
ContingentCat: tonight's pizza night
fcloud: "don't forget to destroy the key page"
34Witches: Ooh, it highlights the relevant words
shadowmaster132: Changing the abbreviations sounds really painful
fcloud: rip magical cake
sheer_falacy: building messages using this code which look like real messages before the second layer is applied must be a real pain
mowdownjoe: wat
PharaohBender27: @34Witches That is very helpful. Otherwise I'd probably resort to a walkthrough at this point.
DarkMorford: This IS Portal!
niccus: normally the first layer just yields a few letters instead, so it's about the same effort as a 'real' cipher
fcloud: "still alive" another cake reference
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Dad
sheer_falacy: wasn't it Zazer?
Decaped: totally dads
HundreydAundre: oh. my. gawd. They're not ghosts.
Pteraspidomorphi: H. LeClue
RandomTrivia: H. LeClue
RandomTrivia: Hi Dad
Bobtheninjagoldfish: her dad
PharaohBender27: Wait, the Hadron Large Collider is a thing in this game!? Kappa
Styxseus: Hadron Large Collider
fcloud: Hdad Le Clue
niccus: humphrey leclue
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: "This was a triumph"
sheer_falacy: wait author, this isn't the direction the publisher wanted, you're unkilling people now!
RandomTrivia: "I'm making a note here, huge success"
HundreydAundre: HA! She did it! She says it!
34Witches: Wow, how big was the lab explosion?!
DeM0nFiRe: He's a scientist... doing science and still alive lrrWOW
niccus: we technically only killed one person! the dean!
fcloud: but why not just spell zazer correctly?
dabudder: please dont make us backtrack
epsilondelphine: they might not have had a convenient Z in the code
dabudder: cant we just go to the door
fcloud: "plausible" = "incredibly farfetched"
azureHaights: "I can do BOTH, author's'm'n"
RandomTrivia: High Liability Company? LUL
Niahlah: maybe her dad was part of the tests
PMAvers: But... what if the Man in Black *is* your dad?
Sarah_Serinde: They also could've been trying to obscure "Zazer" a little by using S instead. Two Zs would be more obvious to someone who knew the name
vellebastet: mmmmm
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I think there is more to this message. Remember Letters and things can be left out
Sarah_Serinde: Cliffhanger!
fcloud: man if her dad ISNT alive this is going to be quite a letdown
GhostValv: :O
CaptainSpam: Suspense!
RandomTrivia: AAAHHHHHH Heather why
Pteraspidomorphi: Ono!
DragaFireHawk: Noooooo ;-;
Styxseus: Oooof ;D
corefluxx: Cheer100
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
sydnius: He Likes Cats
vellebastet: Aaaaaah
RandomTrivia: You're as bad as Cameron!
DeM0nFiRe: This has been super fun
vellebastet: What a place to stop
Banrael: cheer200
EdoardoZone: it's pretty good
Decaped: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrHEATHER ! lunarj1Heart
Ritaspirithntr: Gahh!! Worst place to leave off for lurking at work!!
vellebastet: This has been really good
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!
Ritaspirithntr: Thanks Heather!
SkipIives: Thank you for the stream, it has been real fun
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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DarkMorford: This was fun. Thanks Heather!
epsilondelphine: excited for next time!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream Heather! Looking forward to Saturday! lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: Thanks for the stream!
PMAvers: Jenny will activate one of those spheres, it'll do a wibbly, and then when she exits the sphere she'll end up in the author's house.
vellebastet: See ya Saturday! lrrHEART
e_bloc: those games are great to watch and Heather plays through them wonderfully, I would recommend them
JonnyGlitch: Hi Heather! Hi Chat!
e_bloc: Corgo1000 Corgo1000 been loving this PiF
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitch Ahoy-hoy! So, bad news, we're about to finish this stream
Sarah_Serinde: !next
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Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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niccus: pre-curry
RandomTrivia: Ian's trying to curry favour with the audience
PMAvers: You thought video game remasters were getting out of hand, just imagine card games getting remastered remasters
RandomTrivia: Are you allowed to tell us what the next PiF is?
Sarah_Serinde: twitch.tv/lunarjade
RandomTrivia: Ooh, mystery!
fcloud: secret pif!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Wait, you weren't kidding about finishing this Saturday? Dang, I thought this game would go longer
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Heather!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
serramarkov: I'm liking this game, thanks Heather.
ButButTheJesus: lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Chat you all are beautiful if punny, be safe, be well, and be happy!
PharaohBender27: You too, @TheMerricat lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: If I knew how to whistle, I feel this would be a good tune to whistle (Milennial Bloop, that is)
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEATHER
ButButTheJesus: lolwut
TheMerricat: 0.0
PharaohBender27: All right, now to transcribe the entirety of that and figure out the relevant letters . . . Kappa
TheMerricat: lol @pharaohbender27
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KristiSeptember: ah well.