beowuuf: now witness the !fart power of this fully operational lrrbot
Earthenone: (dfart is a command as well) :P
beowuuf: !dfart
LRRbot: The repository of all fan art from Dice Friends:
TehAmelie: for deep farts?
beowuuf: LOL
TehAmelie: oh yeah, that
GapFiller: Dfart Madness
beowuuf: a more elegant command from a simpler time
LunarJade: yo
beowuuf: sergeHi
beowuuf: will chillpoint today just be an hour of further fart euphamisms?
TehAmelie: hey the fart button is plenty elegant. i can see it getting worn out real fast unless we treat it with care. . .
GapFiller: hi Heather
TehAmelie: o hai
LunarJade: Hope its going well
GapFiller: if we gonna talk useless tat off comic book ads let me just say: nevermind the whoopee cushion Where. Is. My. Mini. Fan.
beowuuf: you need to collect 20 cereal box tops
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TehAmelie: i had a tiny fan that ran on a tiny solar panel. best thing anyone could get for hot days, except it broke
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: hey txc2
TehAmelie: yo
TXC2: hello beowuuf and TehAmelie
iris_of_ether: benginHi
canoecrasher: Hello!
TXC2: hello iris_of_ether and canoecrasher welcome
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
TehAmelie: start loading the news♫
Snowcookies: Hello chatters
beowuuf: we're checkin' today
TXC2: hello Snowcookies welcome
Creideiki_SE: I want to be a part of it: the news, the news!
red_shoes_jeff: Ready for CHENK PONK?
beowuuf: hype from trailer, ready to go
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Raise your hand if you just came from catching up on the new adventures of Agatha Fisty :D
PixelArtDragon: It's almost time for the Check a Point Challenge
GapFiller: yeh that dropped didnt it
xiivv7: The time is soon
beowuuf: telephone call ruined my perfect watch plan, so it'll be tight... :p
TehAmelie: *raises hands*
TXC2: so many videos dropped today :p
Raiz0k: @PharaohBender27 : I'm still catching up on the old ones due to the teaser, but that's almost good enough, right ;)? Anyway, hello!
GapFiller: mmm delicious fruit pies
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat, do you have your Hostess Fruit Pies™ ready?
iris_of_ether: Mmmm, pie
beowuuf: sergeHi]
MicroManagingMusician: hello
red_shoes_jeff: All 40 of them!
TehAmelie: i have a drop of Bailey's, probably almost the same vitamin content
r10pez10: !fart
LRRbot: Pickin' up a drifter on the side of the rectal road!
beowuuf: thanks for that :p
beowuuf: o7
TehAmelie: good jerb
PharaohBender27: I wonder how many of those lrrBEEEJ just came up with on the spot
TehAmelie: lrrGARBO_BE hey we have a fart emote
beowuuf: lol
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkFart
Raiz0k: That's one powerful fart, went clear through the porcelain.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
elkae: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
MicroManagingMusician: START TIME
beowuuf: and serge!
TehAmelie: i see it as a gas cloud lingering at the floor of the poopy chair
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PharaohBender27: 29 - a prime number (for real)!
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RockPusher: … and Beej‽
Raiz0k: At first I though it was a water hammer with (s)poopy effluent coming out.
Snowcookies: Oh I haven't watched Mine O
Snowcookies: MineOc'ock in a while
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Chillpoint! Hang out with Beej, Heather and Paul and chat about gaming news. 📷 ||
PharaohBender27: II see lrrBEEEJ in in Cool Mode lrrBEEEJ_SG
RockPusher works out why chillpoint feels earlier… because it is
TStodden subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
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beowuuf: a wholr hour thanks to dst
lirazel64: Wheee!
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: Big flatulence!
TXC2: DLS: it's why I'm here :p
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
beowuuf: jenny leclue finale tomorrow too!
TemporallyAwry: !findquote biscuits
LRRbot: Quote #3980: "I want my panty biscuit!" —Graham [2017-02-10]
beowuuf: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
constablecrab: c_c
Raiz0k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 85 month streak!
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vellebastet: @beowuuf Yeeees! Jenny LeClue!
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Well, possibly finale. Hope the in-house haircut I'm planning to get doesn't overlaps too much with it.
TehAmelie: panty bisquits, there's a potent slang word for farts
Juliamon: Side note: thank you Beej/Heather for letting me know about Miku Picross. I immediately bought it (it's on sale!)
constablecrab: Jenny LeClue has been a delight. ANd this week's Checkpoint was particularly fine. Good times.
beowuuf: wow, we're going james minecraft intro medley today :p
Bellpei subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Bellpei: I swear I had a POINT. But I gotta CHECK something first...
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TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
beowuuf: :D
GapFiller: OH thats here too
GapFiller: thats AWESOME
Juliamon: It originated here
GapFiller: James shd be so happy
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Juliamon: James stole it for his channel
beowuuf: i mean PaC started here !
PharaohBender27 prepares self
hunterowen2005: Why so many ads
beowuuf: i am not prepared
Juliamon: Because twitch
TheMerricat: Prepare Yourself!
MicroManagingMusician: my first ever chillpoint live catch
TXC2: pretty sure Sarah made it during the first punch a chunk
beowuuf: welcome
Juliamon: I made it
PharaohBender27: @MicroManagingMusician Welcome! :)
TXC2: hello MicroManagingMusician welcome
Juliamon: It is my legacy
TXC2: here we GO!
Kaorti: hihi
RockPusher: Hullo!
red_shoes_jeff: T O D A Y
TehAmelie: hello!
Tomasu82: Hello!
vellebastet: Hello
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TXC2: Juliamon ah, my mistake
Snowcookies: Hello!
canoecrasher: Hello!
XaioLoon: Hello!
Mindfire13: hello!
DoodlestheGreat: Hewwo.
Izandai: Perfection.
beowuuf: it has gotten such a workout on james channel juliamon :D
lirazel64: Hello!
Kaorti: konnichiwa my dudes
Mai_Andra: Perfect.
felrender: Hello today
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrHEART
beowuuf: hey all!
Joalni: Hello!
mowdownjoe: HELLO!
Nigouki: Hallo!
canoecrasher: I have a big apology for Beej! I'm sorry for putting spiders in the cowboy hat box!
TXC2: Hello Beej, Paul and Heather
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
vellebastet: Pretty good
beowuuf: and chat!
MicroManagingMusician: going goood!
PharaohBender27: @canoecrasher Ah, so that was you! :D
vellebastet: lrrHEART
elkae: And also Beej's magnificent mane
lirazel64: All is well.
Bellpei: I'm feeling chatty.
Kaorti: tea problems in this stream
Nigouki: Beej must consume
vellebastet: YES
beowuuf: and a new north100 drops? too much lrr content! :p
vellebastet: BIG SAME
TXC2: note to self: never let Beej in the Sea
Kaorti: solution: oversteep the tea. You'll feel unwell quite quickly
vellebastet: ysbrydMod sykLaugh
Raiz0k: For some reason I was hearing "teeth" instead of "tea" xD.
constablecrab: You can lead a Beej to water. You just can't get him away from it.
lirazel64: Do not give this man a bottle of vodka.
canoecrasher: @PharaohBender27 Yeah that was me.
elkae: Beej has a drinking problem
Getter404: Almost heard that as a Boba keg. How many yogurt pellets can one man drink!
Izandai: Beej "Has A Drinking Problem" Dery
Izandai: lrrBEEJ
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vellebastet: It's like a nervous tick for me
canoecrasher: It was one of those things that's funny in your head, but then isn't.
PharaohBender27: Sounds kind of like a more intense version of me - I have a 2-liter container I fill with water, and I usually have to refill it at least once a day :p
elkae: Welcome to DrinkPoint
TXC2: you need to learn to sip
elkae: No sip only gulp
Kaorti: maybe a small cup and a teapot?
GapFiller: is it any wonder ChillPoint routinely breaks the 2 hr mark these days? Kappa
Raiz0k: Just FYI, there are also ~10l novelty steins. All the coffeine you'll need for the rest of your life.
vellebastet: sykLaugh
andxi1969: i need more friday nights
DoodlestheGreat: Screw the sheets, you'd be the whole boat!
beowuuf: i just got whiplash from that left turn
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Some of us lack the patience to sip :p
GapFiller: who needs video game news when we can just let Beej off the leash eh
TXC2: fun fact, no it doesn;t, alcohol has more water in it then the alcohol would take to dyhrdate yourself
Raiz0k: :D
constablecrab: Am Beej OK?
PharaohBender27: Beej is FINE
NimrodXIV: lol
TemporallyAwry: I am always concerned about Beej, but I trust that he's living his best life.
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Izandai: Just to suffer?
TheMerricat: Heather, you are momma Derry :P
vellebastet: lrrFINE
beowuuf: commitment to the bit
DoodlestheGreat: Why are any of us here?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: WERE HEEEEERE
Kaorti: we have trained Beej wrong, as a joke.
GapFiller: are we tho really?
canoecrasher: We're here because we're here because we're here
Decaped: and farts
TXC2: !addquote (Beej) [now] I'm just clueless as a joke.
LRRbot: New quote #7536: "I'm just clueless as a joke." —Beej [2021-03-19]
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wait wrong show
beowuuf: !fart
LRRbot: Fart sounds!
GapFiller: or are we just here to hear Beej rant abt tings?
Drasvin: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #964: "I'm fighting Febreeze." —Beej [2015-10-26]
RockPusher: tqsSmug elfunkFart
TheMerricat: @GapFiller I am.
beowuuf: for those not realising r10lopez10 's good work
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: Big flatulence!
GapFiller: nevermind the video game news lets just hear Beej rant abt stuff moore
Snowcookies: Rlo!
Izandai: :l
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Hexi_Lexi: hey LRR + LRR Fans! on a scale of 1-10, i love you all more than words can express!!!
beowuuf: LMAO
PharaohBender27: katesLol
beowuuf: lrrHEART
CaptainSpam: awkward_fart.wav
r10pez10: everything in balance
ashiok_nightmare_moose: chat can fart on command
elkae: Catch Beej hands
Raiz0k: @TXC2 : that's not accounting for the fact that you need to dilute alcohol (and its metabolites) to expel it though :). Also, stuff like beer has diuretics.
RockPusher: Fartsaurus
red_shoes_jeff: !fart
LRRbot: The Bronx cheer!
RockPusher: Flatulist
TehAmelie: "Huffington Post" itself. . .
Raiz0k: (tl;dr you wouldn't want to be pissing vodka)
DoodlestheGreat: Bottom burp.
red_shoes_jeff: Huffington Post SOUNDS like a fart euphemism.
Izandai: Wow, good fart foley.
TXC2: Raiz0k oh I know that from WAY to much experience :p
PharaohBender27: @red_shoes_jeff That or a marijuana enthusiast's publication
TehAmelie: summon the Hero of the Wind
mowdownjoe: Live in New Jersey. Can confirm the unpleasantness of the Bronx from visits.
felrender: oh Mouse On The Motorcycle is a CLASSIC
Getter404: It's true, we're all fans of Butt Stuff
TXC2: "don't like Beej's farting? Get out and fucking walk then." Kappa
Hexi_Lexi: can i view the whole list?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Raiz0k: @TXC2 : I'm hoping that's a reply for the @ rather than for the follow-up supplement ;).
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: lol
beowuuf: lol txc2
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
Hexi_Lexi: @TXC2 omg thats hilarious
ashiok_nightmare_moose: bc checkpoint clearly had more 'important' things to talk about
Raiz0k: :D @ TXC2
GapFiller: the fart joke is the highest form of comedy
Raiz0k: Because it rises?
beowuuf: high hanging fruit
DoodlestheGreat: As I commented on YT, I'm just surprised to missed Sea Monkeys and Magic Rocks.
DoodlestheGreat: to=you
TemporallyAwry: I used to leave near there.
rocketjohn: Young Bucks!
TXC2: "walla walla, Keiokok, kukamunga, seattle"
Orgmastron: That's where The Young Bucks are from!
RockPusher: The tragedy of the faulty whoopie cushion
CastleOtranto: @TXC2 I GET that reference!
Izandai: It's just Nintendo actually adding April Fools-esque content to a game.
TXC2: blanka from Street fighter?
Bellpei: Oh right... Blanka...
MAPBoardgames: Shoot them both!
Raiz0k: Jut remember, doppelgangers are intelligent creatures.
Ignatiuspants: Oh! Blanca! I only remember the original where you draw a face for her
Bellpei: She's the John Carpenter's The Thing o Animal Crossing.
Izandai: Kill them all and let God sort them out.
Raiz0k: @Bellpei : looking forward to yet another AC-other-game crossover. Silent Hill this time?
nyperold: I remember Blanca from the first one. She occasionally appeared when you rode the train, and... yeah, what @ignatiuspants said.
Nigouki: "what present that I gave you did I find in the recycling later?"
CAKHost: Did I give you a baby romper?
Hexi_Lexi: Ditto Otunga :P
Bellpei: Oh yeah. 100 more custom design slots, right?
Bellpei: That's rad.
nyperold: And more types of designs.
ritchards: now we have to distinguish that aftershow from this aftershow?
TXC2: 4 years? o_O
elkae: Well it's 50 each of the regular and clothing/item designs, for a total of 100 now instead of 40 before
r10pez10: !store
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elkae: It does!!
elkae: I've been gifting them to villagers
Drasvin: Recursive Animal Crossing
Raiz0k: Next step, Nintendo Switchblade.
frnknstn: I wish they still put playable games on the in-game consoles
TehAmelie: one of the longest and dumbnest fights i had on the internet was about how many copies Super Mario bros 3 had sold, where it turned out we both were sourcing Guinness book of records and one year they included ones sold in NES bundles and one year they didn't. . .
shea_wolfe: Oh man, that's one of my favorite Marathon stories
shea_wolfe: Mr Resetti delayed a marathon because they were using Animal Crossing for Punch out
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Izandai: @TehAmelie mattlrWoof
nyperold: Yeah, though every game was its own console, basically.
DeM0nFiRe: IIRC one of the NES games required you to get it from an animal crossing branded save card too, and any cards that got erased means there's 1 fewer copy of that nes game for animal crossing
Raiz0k: @TehAmelie : you should have applied jointly for the Guinness World Record of most time wasted by poor Guinness Book of Records editorship ;).
nyperold: You want to play Balloon Fight? Use this console. You want to play Clu Clu Land? Use this OTHER console.
jumping_point: *sneaks into chat, whispering* Hi everyone!
TehAmelie: heeh i bet it was nowhere near the most time wasted by the book designed to let people waste less time on arguments
TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Raiz0k: Asserting that it was "designed" to do so is very generous of you ;).
PharaohBender27: People have weird priorities
jumping_point: Thanks, @TXC2 !
r10pez10: FFVII everjane
TXC2: FF7 is starting to creep into kingdom hearts territory
MousseFilledCat: Also a graphical update
DoodlestheGreat: Crisis On Infinite Final Fantasies... :tf:
Pteraspidomorphi: Still no KH Everdarkness though
MAPBoardgames: Crisis crisis core crisis crisis crisis core.
Izandai: FF7, Advent Children, Before Crisis, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, Ever Crisis.
Raiz0k: :D
GapFiller: TXC2 creeping no charging headlong into yes
GapFiller: an old associate went into this on tw
constablecrab: Final Fantasy Dino Crisis
Bellpei: I'm just happy it's supposed to include that mobile game about the Turks.
Izandai: And First Soldier
CaptainSpam: FF7: The Winter Soldier
GapFiller: this is basically the past 15 yrs again
Spluuga: I mean I'll take my FF7 epic rather than KH :P
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 I do remember Jim Sterling saying of the remake that they thought it was a brilliant bit of narrative subversion, *but* also worried that future installments would devolve into "Kingdom Hearts-style bullshit"
Raiz0k: Ha, +100 Heather!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
nyperold: Crisis on Infinite Gaias
FinalShowFilms: No, First Soldier is also mobile
constablecrab: Better or worse than the Diablo fans?
Spluuga: I mean, if it's mobile. it'll be played on PC
Battering_Lamb: Looks like First Soldier is iOS and Android only
TXC2: Crysis crisis
Greggleswong: never crisis
Spluuga: First Soldier is mobile only
Earthenone: i mean i wanted a hand held FF game, this is how it kinda has to happen
mowdownjoe: Get Ian to put "Ever Crisis, Never Learning" on a shirt.
GapFiller: Spluuga indeed tho that doesnt mean itll be any good on PC
GapFiller: mobile games are notorious for what happens in the transition
constablecrab: woooooow
mowdownjoe: Beej...
ijusdontevenn: lmao
Raiz0k: @Spluuga : there's Android emulators etc., of course, but the point is it won't stop the screaming ;).
ijusdontevenn: spittin real here today
Nigouki: can't even buy a PS5 anyway Kappa
FinalShowFilms: Beej watched Food Wars I don't know if he has any room to talk lrrBEEJ
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TheMerricat: Can't wait till we have ChromeOS Exclusives :P
Bellpei: I would expect ports. LIke Final Fantasy 15 pocket edition came to switch.
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Battering_Lamb: Yuuuuup
TXC2: hello Raiders
GapFiller: thats the seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN move Heather
jumping_point: Uhh, coffee, thanks raiders! ^^
Izandai: They've already had to include a movie about the mobil game.
djalternative: They do it through movies
LurkerSpine: I think Kingdom Hearts has multiple mobile only games?
GapFiller: and its what theyre doing
Battering_Lamb: Two! And one is split into two!
Joalni: Union X is ending finally, thankfully!
djalternative: Union X is ending?!?!
Grungi_Ankhfire: Hopefully they do the same as with FFXV and that mobile FFVII ends up on Switch at some point.
Battering_Lamb: And they're all lore important!
BlueChloroplast: on game faqs the KH mobile fans say to watch the videos online if you just want the story as the game drip feeds it really slowly
RockPusher: Kingdom Hearts: Chain of 7/10 Split: Part 3.5
TehAmelie: i think they did a FF6 "remastered for mobile" with some terrible graphical overlay on top of, it turned out, a straight ROM of the SNES game
EightBitDreams: And then they name it something like KH 2.831 Remix Turbo Pro
Spluuga: But the thing is Advent Children is getting a game now
nyperold: Collector's Edition!
ContingentCat: making it more confusing than it needs to be seems pretty on brand for KIngdom Hearts
Earthenone: are there going to be 7 FF7's?
TheMerricat: I'm on strike till they make a game for Final Fantasy: Spirits Within
Raiz0k: @TheMerricat : I really hope you knocked on wood before making that "ChromeOS Exclusives" prediction ;).
nyperold: I got mine used, because I did NOT preorder Wind Waker.
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vellebastet: I love the remake
TheMerricat: @Raiz0k LOL
Izandai: It does go off the rails, but it goes off the rails in the best way.
Getter404: I've been *almost* done with the Remake since like January, that damn Pull-Ups minigame is my Waterloo
mowdownjoe: !slack
GapFiller: I'm not touching the Remake until its finished
mowdownjoe: wait wrong channel
Pteraspidomorphi: Nah, it becomes KH
MagicalAttackGecko: yes
Snowcookies: I reacted to that forgot it was slack
NonUniqueGuy: So the George Lucas model?
Earthenone: i mean when its on the rails, you just suplex the trains right?
LurkerSpine: lol same, @BlackIsis
TXC2: yeap that Slack noise just made my ass puckker up tighter then a snare drum :p
Drazoth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (37m ago).
Raiz0k: Yeah,that was the knock brush sound.
GamesAndInk: I hate it, but it's really funny that there are physical embodiments of "THATS NOT HOW THE STORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE" in the game that you literally have to fight and kill to change the timeline
vellebastet: We it's a "remake" not a "remaster" they re- made it
Izandai: @Pteraspidomorphi It really doesn't. The Kingdom Heartsness of Chapter 18 is overblown.
Getter404: FF7 Remake is a game about making a remake of FF7/ No, this is not a joke.
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
Bellpei: #complicated
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Collect trillions of blops!
Pteraspidomorphi: I played it Izandai
Earthenone: @Drazoth 2 hours 20 minutes until fnpf
ijusdontevenn: thats a good take @Getter404
LucasTheDrgn: I was never able to get into the PS1 version if FF7, so I was honestly a bit disappointed with the fact that it was a new story and not just a retelling
Izandai: @Pteraspidomorphi Good for you.
Drazoth: @Earthenone Thank you
EightBitDreams: One of the directors basically said "All of us who made the first game's story are here, so we can make whatever changes we want"
ijusdontevenn: i differ in my interpretation, but yours is the only reaction ive seen that lines up in any way with where i think its going @Getter404
Battering_Lamb: Haha, checkpointing
TehAmelie: hey, if you want to experience the OG FF7 story, Graham did a full playthrough on stream :3
Getter404: @ijusdontevenn I mean, the take that <redacted> is a metaphor for fandom isn't exactly fresh or new, but I do like it
TheMerricat: Did anyone else get excited that there is a new Life is Strange game in the works?
Earthenone: rapidfire news
GapFiller: Earthenone OH snap
RockPusher: Recurring in the same way as Agathy Fisty was weekly-ish lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: You Just Got Fridg'd! /morgan
Creideiki_SE: @TheMerricat *raises hand*
Orgmastron: @themerricat Yes!
Earthenone: i am just hearing that for the first time here @TheMerricat and yes
NonUniqueGuy: Do they did a regular fridge, and a mini-fridge. XBox Mega-fridge next?
GapFiller: that fridge is sadly not an absolute unit
TehAmelie: i want to make a full size fridge that looks like how we remember the original Xbox controller, for a prank. don't know who the prank would be on, but
MAPBoardgames: Yes, but does it come with the Halo Master Chief collection?
adamjford: wait pardon me
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
Raiz0k: Wait, what :D?
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: Wanna run that again, Beej?
GapFiller: nice one Beej
Omthebox: Are you really that surprised
Earthenone: maybe it comes with the halo master chef collection instead, because its a fridge
GapFiller: gonna start storing mine in the fridge now so thanks for that idea Beej
Raiz0k: Good to know Beej like chills.
ContingentCat: so LRR mini fridge when? lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: "lrr sent me mini fridge please"
canoecrasher: For chicken fingers!
canoecrasher: Yes!
Orgmastron: Or keep chicken warm Kappa
1d4psychicdamage: Totino's pizza rolls
TehAmelie: a fridge the size of a button!
djalternative: yes. please put a LRR mini fridge in the store
Battering_Lamb: Pizza rolls, yeeees
TemporallyAwry: MiniFridge & EasyBake Oven ... that's not actually a bad idea lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: mmm KFC core
Raiz0k: Beej, that all makes sense, but keep in mind this was designed by marketers, not gamers or even engineers ;).
Evlionn: Wait, so can we get that connected up to the KFC console?
ButButTheJesus: I'll keep my PS3 George Foreman grill
adambomb625: Why bother with cooling when you can use the heat from the console to make chicken
Driosenth: I may have some issues with 2 day chicken fingers
Raiz0k: Flipside: we *are* talking about it right now.
adamjford: Now I want an Ember mug shaped like an Xbox Series X
TXC2: I'd want chicken fingers a lot sooner then 2 days :P
BusTed: Listen, we just want to keep the cool side cool, and the hot side hot.
TheMerricat: Unfortunately @LoadingReadyRun The same reason why peltier coolers can't get that cold is why you can't use them as ovens.
Getter404: Finally, the dream of Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream is a reality
BusTed: We peaked at the McDLT.
RockPusher: Keep your milk cold while you bake your cookie
willgallen: Hello everyone, I've been a long time fan on YouTube but I'm new to Twitch
DoodlestheGreat: ForkKnife
TXC2: hello willgallen welcome
CAKHost: A gold one?
BlueChloroplast: polygonal laura
Earthenone: maybe she is an emmy?
Manae: Beej no pelters have a max delta-T across them
Bellpei: In the old games one of the ways you could die was touching the hand of midas.
TXC2: from the tomb of Midus in the first game
v_nome: There was an infamous death in one game she got turned to gold
ritchards: gold lady with the wings... Wonder Woman 1984?
Getter404: Yo the first Tomb Raider movie had a *shockingly* good soundtrack. ATLiens-era Outkast and everything
Izandai: Raven's more edgy.
GapFiller: ohhh its a ryona ting
Earthenone: they are the best ship on teen titans
Izandai: Starfire dates Robin.
GapFiller: oh thats bad
ContingentCat: Raven's goth one
TristalMTG: Raven vs Starfire is like 21st century Betty vs Veronica
Driosenth: which robin
djalternative: Starfire is cooler when she's in her 20-30's
Izandai: @Driosenth Dick Grayson I'm pretty sure.
RockPusher: Regular, squishy, human
CaptainSpam: Granted, the definition of Starfire differs greatly depending on what media we're talking about...
TheMerricat: Raven and Garth are a thing, aren't they? Or was that just the TT cartoons.
red_shoes_jeff: Isn't he the guy who just cries and falls over all the time?
GapFiller: ah its always great hearing football talk from people for whom its not put of the cultural milieu
Malkmaven1176: Raven is the goth chick everyone secretly wants
djalternative: Yeah. Cori and Dick date pretty regularly on and off in the comics.
TXC2: Ninja's not real Kappa
Orgmastron: "Which one is dating Robin?" That depends on which fanfic you read Kappa
Earthenone: @Malkmaven1176 is it a secret?
Izandai: @Malkmaven1176 What do you mean "secretly"?
ritchards: That's So Raven!
RockPusher: The Myth! The Legend! The… some dude‽
RechargeableFrenchman: Neymar is kind of weird. Raven and Lara less so.
TXC2: Malkmaven1176 "secretly"
niccus: beast boy with a gun
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constablecrab: It's the Heroes of the Storm of All Media On Earth
RechargeableFrenchman: It's like Super Smash Bros making even less effort to make anything make sense, and also somehow being less cool in the process
accountmadeforants: "Automated market research shows that Raven meets the threshold of popularity to sell as a skin, none of the other ones tho."
Bellpei: Peter Porker.
Stoffern: Hed be so small
Stoffern: hard to hit
Earthenone: i mean crossovers are kind of like that. you want 1-2 charicters from a franchise to represent it rather than a subset of charicters of the franchise
s0lesurviv0r: Fortnite now starring The Great Lake Avengers!
frnknstn: Spider Ham x Beta Ray Bill OTP
BusTed: Or at least a lot of grawlix.
djalternative: that was because they didn't tell him it was a kids movie
s0lesurviv0r: minus Squirrel Girl
PharaohBender27: @3and4fifths katesLol
constablecrab: Put Oddjob in Fortnite
Bellpei: They stole our door to the dinosaur past?!
TheMerricat: Aslan in Fortnite when chat?
GapFiller: !smash
LRRbot: Put Bub and Bob in Smash, you cowards!
TXC2: constablecrab Evil, I love it
RechargeableFrenchman: When the next neighbourhood over gets rezoned as The Cretaceous and nobody told you
BlueChloroplast: The door to the dinosaur past!
GapFiller: we shd have an equivalent Fork Knife command
Izandai: @TheMerricat Based on the record so far, it would actually be Tash.
Drasvin: !Pubg
Raiz0k: Oh, so you just switch to Valheim?
RechargeableFrenchman: As long as it's not the Shark Dimension
jumping_point: It did! :D
Lithobraker: Wasn't one of the rooms in the last moonbase zoned for the dinosaur past?
Bellpei: Do you even floss, bro?
Evlionn: That was the door, I think?
Raiz0k: It was!
Lithobraker: Weird strata council
Evlionn: I suppose they'd put it in a room
red_shoes_jeff: I'd much rather call him on his cluelessness around bread, but that's probably a little played out by now.
ButButTheJesus: "everyone calm the f down"
TemporallyAwry: I'm betting money on it being a US/EU date-format screwup.
Izandai: @red_shoes_jeff ?????
Lithobraker: I'd imagine forcing the cancel messes with their metrics
ContingentCat: I'm amazed it's taken this long for a hot wheels mario kart thing
Earthenone: i just want the ff7 chocobo racetrack
Juliamon: MK64 was notable for being a fully-walled Rainbow Road
r10pez10: that you could still fall off of!
red_shoes_jeff: @Izandai There was a thing a couple of years ago about Ninja completely botched a cooking challenge.
Izandai: Huh
Pinkiefan: One quick question. Are we going to get some Magic content with Time Spiral Remastered coming out?
Juliamon: Pinkiefan Tonight!
GapFiller: Juliamon yep and many people werent happy abt that
TheMerricat: Hot Wheel Magic content?
Gizmoloid: @izandai Ninja was on some sort of cooking show once, where he couldn't comprehend cutting bread for a sandwich IIRC
TXC2: TheMerricat give it time :p
Izandai: Huh
ContingentCat: give the cars the zoomies
Earthenone: @Pinkiefan about 2 hours until the magic stream (sealed timespiral remasterd)
Juliamon: Pinkiefan Also if you haven't checked the LrrMTG youtube, there's something there too!
Earthenone: also yeah a !box opening is on lrrmtg
Pinkiefan: Oooh, thanks. Same channel? Oh, they have an mtg specific youtube?
TXC2: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
accountmadeforants: Gizmoloid As in, he's only ever had sliced bread, and was confused by the concept of a whole loaf?
frnknstn: Rainbow Road is also famously a straight track
Raiz0k: Rainbow can't melt gray beams.
Evlionn: That's the real reason it got cancelled!
niccus: st patrick's day lied to me
ContingentCat: the rainbow being known to be very letigious
Pinkiefan: Sweet, thanks for the info and link.
LariatWest: falling, flying - same thing
BlueChloroplast: @accountmadeforants he tried to cut it like a bread bowl if I recall. I guess he only saw uncut bread wheb he did that fast food job
TheMerricat: The Nijna can't make a sandwich was a pre-collapse Bon Appétit video.
Izandai: Well the past tense of "run" is "ran".
rustenskurk: I think it's just speedrun.
rustenskurk: A race has been run.
Gizmoloid: @accountmadeforants I don't remember precisely, but yeah he kind of butchered the loaf in a weird way.
Izandai: @rustenskurk That's the... Past participle?
TheMerricat: And to be fair to Ninja, given he had worked in the food industry for three years before becoming a streamer, I have to assume he was hamming it up.
rustenskurk: I don't know the name for it.
Izandai definitely doesn't know grammatical terminology
TXC2: Grammar is barely real anyway
MAPBoardgames: Steam: play together is kinda nice.
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Well, English grammar, at least.
EightBitDreams: Couch co-op at least works for families stuck at home
aiamethyst: couch coop is a dying art
Alness49: I mean, to be fair I doubt people developing games two years ago has "global pandemic" on the roadmap
TXC2: PharaohBender27 indeed
BlueChloroplast: I mean I would expect peple
constablecrab: The English language is barely real.
jumping_point: it's not permanent, anyway.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Raiz0k: Paul just lost it for a moment xD.
BlueChloroplast: with kids would love having couch coop to keep the kids occupied
TheMerricat: Heather with the call outs. :P
RockPusher: I'm sure Baxter would make a great P2
accountmadeforants: TheMerricat Just skimming through that, it doesn't seem too embarrassing, no. Just high-pressure/weird situation (following verbal instructions only) + goofing off.
TXC2: couch co-op = LAN ? :p
MAPBoardgames: Similar to how LAN play went away.
Hexi_Lexi: por que no los dos?
canoecrasher: Couch Coop = split screen
MAPBoardgames: @TXC2 same idea
BlueChloroplast: I mean Over Cooked is great on the couch
TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants Agree :)
canoecrasher: Love in a dangerous spacetime is good fun
Gizmoloid: @themerricat Yeah "hamming it up" was my assumption as well, because it didn't feel like "I've never seen bread before" and more like "how ridiculous can I get?"
jumping_point: That's so true! I'm voting for couch coop, too!
ContingentCat: it's not just flipping a switch yeah
Izandai: @jumping_point That's part of my political platform. A coop on every couch!
EightBitDreams presses the "Make Game Online" button
TXC2: Beej being organized
GapFiller: which is ironic given his propensity for rants
accountmadeforants: I like how they bent their bounty program to pay him. That was nice.
GapFiller: altho maybe those tings are in tandem in their wya
TheMerricat: I am super happy for Tost that he got paid for that. A lot of companies, Rockstar in the past even, would have just taken the info and run with it.
GapFiller: gotta keep movin so we've more space for my rants
Earthenone: i assume hacker bountys are on the dank web
Raiz0k: BTW, thank you @LoadingReadyRun for normalizing `hacking` as a neutral term, instead of the usual "those evil guys in hoodies".
accountmadeforants: Is it on HackerOne?
accountmadeforants: Oh, yeah
RockPusher: Loading time fixes are an unusual thing to get via HackerOne - but okay
TehAmelie: ten thousand bucks is probably a pretty cheap investment in good will and insurance against lawsuit
EightBitDreams: And most of that couple hours was testing it
Raiz0k: Exactly TehAmelie.
TXC2: TehAmelie a reasonable out of court settlement
Raiz0k: Also, just because it's not a security issue doesn't make it less of a "bug" 'though.
Gizmoloid: and to finish up my thoughts on Ninja's sandwich skills: fooling around was probably a wise business decision, because if he just made a sandwich, would anyone remember it and still talk about it?
Raiz0k: Long startups are a pretty common category of bugs in software dev.
TXC2: "it works?" = every dev, ever
RockPusher: 'Bug bounties' are generally in the security context of 'we will pay you for the exploit you found so that you don't go selling it to bad guys'
jumping_point: @Izandai can't wait to hear your declamation! ^^ especially comfy because of the feather stuffing? :D
Driosenth: the coding equivalent of spooky action at a distance
Raiz0k: @RockPusher : yeah, but isn't "bad PR" == "bad guys" also valid from that point of view?
rustenskurk: It made Danish national news for some reason
Raiz0k: Yeah, what Heather said.
MAPBoardgames: For the love of the game.
djalternative: Nah. It was fueled with spite
RockPusher: Raiz0k oh, I have no problem with them paying out on this - paying people for their time is always a good thing
Raiz0k: What *is* nonstandard is Rockstar not throwing a hissy fit on the reveal.
TheMerricat: ^^^^^^^
accountmadeforants: "Here, instead of following complicated instructions, just run this installer :)"
RockPusher: gabyLul
Raiz0k: Right, I wanted to supplement what you said RockPusher :).
AmzRigh: smol raid! amzrigDont
TXC2: hello AmzRigh welcome
EightBitDreams: I wouldn't be surprised if GTA6 was going to be announced soon, so they get some cheap extra marketing that brings GTA back into people's minds
jumping_point: As Rutger Bregman says: Think in win-win-scenarios. Benevolent selfinterest is fine by me.
Benevum: Most companies ignore blatant flaws with their programs. Look at Nier Automata which has had a fan patch since launch and not a single official patch on steam
accountmadeforants: I can tell you that "somebody found a wonky workaround and shared it with others" definitely kicks us into gear.
TheMerricat: @EightBitDreams Companies that venture into the MMO realm of games tend to lose their way and don't find their way back to releasing single player games that offten.
PharaohBender27: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
EightBitDreams: Also, it's kind-of on brand to treat people like rock stars
RockPusher: pffft, change control - hack on prod, what could possibly go wrong lrrBEEJ
djalternative: like the macho man mod
GapFiller: sometimes just talking more than everyone else isnt enough to get yr way
GapFiller: which is a little sad
PixelArtDragon: Funny, I'm playing heavily modded Skyrim right now
SnowBuddy18: no Paul, every dragon is Thomas the Tank Engine
NonUniqueGuy: Didn't Bethesda already try something where mod creators could get paid?
TXC2: "OH YEAH! The cream rises to the top!"
RockPusher: More Picross!
iris_of_ether: Snap into a Skyrim! benginOh benginYe
TheMerricat: @NonUniqueGuy in the most crass and hamhanded way possible.
Snowcookies: lol
Juliamon: Yeahhh, Mario Picross shows its age strongly
Getter404: Yo where's Picross 3D Round 3
RockPusher: Paulcross Opinions
EightBitDreams: If I remember right, Picross is one of the first indie games to get onto a major game "console" (Gameboy)
Scy_Anide: I hear that completing a NYT crossword is how you get your puzzle snob business card.
RockPusher fires up Picmi
PharaohBender27: @Scy_Anide katesLol
Lithobraker: Fuck kona... Wait konami did a good?
TheMerricat: IMO The quickest way to finish a NYT crossword is to visit your local Office Supply store and purchase a paper shredder and use the crossword and a hefty amount of shredder lubricating oil to pre-lube your shreder.
fubargames: Oh, free puzzle game app recommendation? Thanks!
AmzRigh: Huh, don't think I've seen a Picross game that had stages that weren't squares
jumping_point: So that's whta they are called in English - Pixelpuzzles! That's interesting!
TXC2: "take a walk on the Wah side"
Lithobraker: @Scy_Anide doesn't count until you get the card stamped by Will Shortz for getting on the NPR Sunday puzzle
JakeKamas: Which game is this that they're currently talking about?
LucasTheDrgn: oh i like that, i wish more games had that
nyperold: Sort of like a save state?
MAPBoardgames: Wario works in pencil
TXC2: JakeKamas picross
LucasTheDrgn: this is mario picross, fore the SNES/SNES Classics on teh switch
TheMerricat: Why can't I shoot the BFG at every monster?
Juliamon: Nonograms Katana is REALLY good
LucasTheDrgn: oh i think I've been playing that on android, it's good
LordZarano: @jumping_point "Nonograms, also known as Paint by Numbers, Picross, Griddlers, Pic-a-Pix, and various other names"
Juliamon: They also have the pay-once-remove-ads-forever model
Lithobraker: Thousands of puzzles and tens of them good!
Alness49: That sounds a lot like Nonary Games and nope I'm out.
accountmadeforants: It's on Android and just in your browser, as well
adamjford: I haven't played Picross before. It's similar to Sudoku, right?
3and4fifths: also triddlers(dot)net
TheMerricat: Roughly @adamjford
jumping_point: Thanks, @LordZarano ! I only know them as puzzles on paper and in german they have different names.
LucasTheDrgn: @adamjford kinda, in that it's a logic puzzle. It's more number-focused though
Getter404: Clip Picross
adamjford: oh it's like if Sudoko also drew a picture? whoa
3and4fifths: sorry, it's griddlers
jumping_point: Never figured there might be video games. I feel a little derpy now.
LordZarano: Picross Luna is a pretty good mobile Picross. As recommended by BDG!
LucasTheDrgn: @adamjford yeah basically! I'd suggest downloading nonograms katana, it starts you out pretty simple to give you the hang of it.
LordZarano: One of BDG's first videos on Polygon was "What's the best free picross?"
Juliamon: You can filter for mirror-image ones too
LucasTheDrgn: Proof By Contradiction is a picross skill i've picked up recently
TXC2: when you do that sort of thing in Sudoku, you feel like a genius :p
adamjford: you really do
jacobsh97: any good android picross games?
jumping_point: Do you listen to anything while playing picross?
floki4242: what is it? I'm lost
LucasTheDrgn: @jacobsh97 Nonograms Katana that he was talking about is also on android
Field94: those are neat.... how about a cart?
Juliamon: Katana is multiplatform
accountmadeforants: jacobsh97 Picross Luna and Nonograms Katana, yeah
Orgmastron: Do they have a shopping cart yet?
rocketjohn: no, that's not just you Paul
Izandai: Same
rocketjohn: I hate steam's fluff
Scy_Anide: EGS does have a friends list and achievements now, but I'll continue to ignore them.
BlackIsis: What about your BRAND, Paul...
TehAmelie: i don't need all of my 10 or 11 game launching clients to be social networks. in fact i don't need any of them to do that
EightBitDreams: Paul loes his gamer cred
SnowBuddy18: the steam cards are only good for selling to get games free
TheOtherTrevor: You haven't leveled up your profile to level 69?
Scy_Anide: I made it to level 69 and then didn't have to care anymore.
adamjford: A Gamer that only Games? shake my god damn head
TheMerricat: I feel called out.
Gadora: Cards are for selling to get store credit.
Wiliart: Well, those cards can be sold for like a few cents. Free money!
accountmadeforants: My Steam profile has been Private since the day we got profiles.
SquareDotCube: I'd ditch my current Steam install if there's a lite version that strips all the social stuff out of it
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Zappeljakob: I quite einjoy some Artworks from the Cards for my Desktop backgrounds
MAPBoardgames: I use Steam to stalk my friends so I know when I can bug them.
TXC2: you mean you don't go trough achievement pages on steam ? Kappa
TXC2: he protects you
ButButTheJesus: he's incubating
SquareDotCube: You mean no fat Pikachu with removable head as a cookie jar?
Field94: But when is Pikachu ketchup bottle
Scy_Anide: That would be the pikachu wine bottle holder
RockPusher: Butterchu Pikadish!
EightBitDreams: I'm looking forward to putting Pikachu butter on my toast. Was it made from Pikachu milk?
Zappeljakob: Butterchu?
Earthenone: or a bronzong
SquareDotCube: that face seems very off
Juliamon: The palm oil conspiracy!
Raiz0k: What?
floki4242: what
Nigouki: ah yes, Buttergate
lirazel64: neokoneko!
RockPusher: Isn't that just saying Canada is cold?
Izandai: Good mime, Beej.
v_nome: Yeah apparently we have some of the hardest butter in the world
accountmadeforants: Fortunately, Pikachu has been hollowed out, much like a Tauntaun:
TehAmelie: maybe Pikachu can keep your butter in electrostasis or something so it never gets old
ContingentCat: wanna take that again Beej?
adamjford: oh no
r10pez10: greasy hands
GhostValv: huh... :\
NightValien28: wat
Izandai: Well that seems less than ideal.
ButButTheJesus: you wanna take that again
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PixelArtDragon: That's really interesting, but I'm not sure what to make of it
elkae: Canadian Buttergate, yeah
jumping_point: ^this
Decaped: how did capitalism manage to ruin butter
Izandai: Mainly Canadian butter sounds annoying to spread.
TXC2: diary industries are ALWAYS super protected
Raiz0k: Hmm.
TheMerricat: Appearently they've been doing it for decades too
SquareDotCube: Sounds like hoarding flour from the US South for better, fluffier biscuits.
richard_ermen: xD
PixelArtDragon: But what does that have to do with the price of butter? lrrBEEJ
richard_ermen: Beej No!
TXC2: yes Paul yes
ContingentCat: isn't there a cow pokemon? would have been a better choice I think, like a version of that classic cow butter dish
RockPusher: benginCookieKroxa we live in society
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
Lithobraker: Most nations have a weirdly involved industrial policy for dairy
Earthenone: miltank is the cow pokemon
GapFiller: Bom Ber Mang /alex
floki4242: stadia tontine
Raiz0k: I mean, adulteration of butter is a time-honored tradition (also in e.g. the EU), but room-temperature solid "butter" is really a new one.
LurkerSpine: It's honestly shocking, with the GPU shortage, that google effed up cloud gaming so bad
ArcOfTheConclave: is this bomberman battleroyal?
Getter404: Next you'll tell me that Microsoft Azure(tm) Cloud AI isn't necessary for Titanfall 1
BusTed: Bomberman's great.
Lithobraker: @TXC2 in the US there's like 4 people who understand how milk is priced, and they're all over 70
TXC2: LurkerSpine turns out internet infrastructure is shit, who knew :p
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TheFinalVillain: @ArcOfTheConclave bomberman was always a battleroyal :P
TXC2: Lithobraker exactly
Raiz0k: @TXC2 : every IT expert ;)?
TehAmelie: Bomberman 2 was the best one #controversialopinion
ArcOfTheConclave: @TheFinalVillain what about the single player adventure?
BusTed: "wink"
TXC2: Raiz0k I'd go further and say anyone who thought about it for more then a minute :p
ButButTheJesus: mmm thirstparty
Alness49: "There's people I know who want out and I have a hiring budget. You work it out"
TheMerricat: You all joke about the milk price but just for those not on the "in", in the US milk prices really are set by the government according to arcane laws.
electra310: The party of the thirst part?
jumping_point: Not getting games out must be so frustrating.
Driosenth: Everyone but Greg gets to be hired
Raiz0k: @TXC2 : coincidentally, that's close to the timeframe that gets your butter to start to melt ;).
TXC2: Raiz0k :D
Raiz0k: :)
ContingentCat: wow
ContingentCat: Not a good one anyway
jumping_point: Gotta head to bed. Good night, everyone! ... Or good afternoon. ^^ Have fun!
Getter404: Meanwhile, Amazon has... also done things. In theory.
TXC2: so long jumping_point sleep well
Izandai: what
GapFiller: OH right this
Mai_Andra: seabatCHOICE
NightValien28: wait what
tenthtechpriest: literal actual
ButButTheJesus: a tree!
GapFiller: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Raiz0k: @jumping_point : good [+8h period of wakefulness]!
TehAmelie: Samurai Showdown Zihuatanejo
TehAmelie: i'd play it
LordZarano: Surgeon Simulator was made in 48 days. Because the original was a Jam game made in 48 hours
LurkerSpine: Shawshank Showdown
jumping_point: Thanks you two!
Mai_Andra: I liked Anthem. I'm sad it was janked. Also: it's $12 on PSN right now. It's still fun to play. xivGoob
MAPBoardgames: This sounds like a plot in Arcade Spirits.
TXC2: like the mega drive 32x ?
TehAmelie: ah, Arcade Spirits. still so good
Izandai: Guys With Swords Showdown was the codename for Smash Bros Ultimate.
Countzeroor: Send up the Steve Line signal!
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GapFiller: AHHH
GapFiller: oh thats terrifying
RvLeshrac: Captain Lou or riot.
CaptainSpam: No Bob Hoskins, though.
ContingentCat: oh like those medieval paintings of lions but mario
PharaohBender27: "Evil Coleco Mario" is a heck of a phrase
Mai_Andra: Captain Lou! amisoWow
GapFiller: thats the best bit
SAJewers: no they're not, the Fortan one is from an unlicensed game
LucasTheDrgn: captain lou albanio is in the top 4
GapFiller: somebody somewhere at Nintendo signed off on ALL of this
GhostValv: D:
PharaohBender27: O_o
Getter404: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Snowcookies: oh my
iris_of_ether: Oh no
r10pez10: aaaa
MAPBoardgames: There's a screen cap from the Nintendo TV sho
CaptainSpam: But yeah, it's gotta be Captain Lou.
NightValien28: enter the mario
niccus: oh that's pleasant
ThisCatHasSeenGod: wheres the link?
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: GAH
PharaohBender27: Nope.gif
accountmadeforants: Bouncy Castle is unlicensed, sadly:
RvLeshrac: I dub thee "Vorio"
Getter404: That is an eternal howl of pain from having his front teeth ripped out.
Getter404: The toad is his jailer, his tormenter.
NightValien28: RvLeshrac omg
ArcOfTheConclave: Bowser and Kammy. Mario's inside story?
Izandai: It's a repainted koala model.
TXC2: please, Bob hoskins is the Platonic Mario
SAJewers: here's the backgrounds for all the marios that made it to the 2nd round
Izandai: *statue
r10pez10: why
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
NightValien28: nightmare mario
TemporallyAwry: Don't look at the gloves.
CAKHost: That mouth isn't in the right place. I don't know why that's what's wrong with the picture for me but I guess that is where I am.
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ContingentCat: they should have made him Koala mario instead of that
TXC2: "ya ho, Gotta go fast-a"
Getter404: Looks like one of those local city council "let's buy some concrete animal" initiatives
ButButTheJesus: @TemporallyAwry AAAAAA
Getter404: I was LA (no, the other LA) and it's just pelicans everywhere
ContingentCat: I think there's Moose somewhere
SnowBuddy18: I mean, orcas are dolphins
Raiz0k: The bull thing was also happening in the EU about 10 years ago.
Texan_Reverend: There were a bunch of koala sculptures with different interesting paint schemes. We had a similar thing of cows in Texas.
DeM0nFiRe: Getter404 Obviously LA means Lion's Arch
SnowBuddy18: @ContingentCat Toronto has meese
Izandai: PrideLaugh
BrindleBoar: Koalario
Raiz0k: Noooooo.
Izandai: And the hat
TXC2: it has 2 thumbs per hand
SquareDotCube: and Cappy
GapFiller: seabatBRAIN seabatYIKES
Getter404: YES Mustache and hat, it's Cappy
Izandai: Yeah, Heather and I are on the same page.
GapFiller: thanks Paul
elkae: seabatApp
Raiz0k: "You can keep the 'stache on"
EightBitDreams: Seattle did that with pigs
LurkerSpine: US Banks have Horses
ContingentCat: @SnowBuddy18 ah good I thought it was Toronto but my brain hasn't been great today
RvLeshrac: Dallas has steer.
Tangsm: Minnesota has Snoopy.
orangey44: i think it started with Cow Parade in the early 2000's
NullColaShip: We've had giraffes and penguins here
LordZarano: There were those but with cows in the UK
Izandai: I think there's a bunch of gators at the University of Florida.
3and4fifths: Kaiserslautern has Pike Fish
Countzeroor: Mario got the eucalyptus power up
TXC2: vote early, vote often
SnowBuddy18: you can vote on bouncy castle v koala right now
Rafzalo: I remember quite a lot of cows/bulls on Lima quite a few years ago
ContingentCat: just listen to your heart
Drasvin: Oklahoma City has a bunch of bison statues painted by different artists
EightBitDreams: I vote Mario Bounce House for President
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Territan: Which Mario Looks Most Susceptible to Toe Fungus?
DeM0nFiRe: St Peter at the gates "You voted for literally the worst mario, get out of here"
ContingentCat: which will fit in your nightmares the best
Raiz0k: "Svarog says Koala Mario looks fine"
DeM0nFiRe: Put Koala Mario in smash you cowards
r10pez10: put koala mario in smash
SnowBuddy18: define "smash"
r10pez10: !mash
CrazyZonie: What if I don't play any games with Mario? Can I vote for the one that seems the most Trolly?
MAPBoardgames: Are we wandering into Panalyist territory?
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: Put Bomberman in Smash, you cowards!
Territan: Alternatively, @DeM0nFiRe... "Oh, you picked THAT Mario?? Oh, have I got a 'heaven' for you!"
accountmadeforants: Lara Croft? From Fortnite?
NightValien28: why, lara croft is the most boring character ever
TXC2: NightValien28 but boobs? Kappa
Tangsm: Does she come with that butler who could block bullets with a tea tray?
NightValien28: TXC2 we got bayonetta covering that Kappa
Zappeljakob: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
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r10pez10: archery? a knife?? exploring???
MrLephisto: to be fair snake doeesn't use a gun in smash
accountmadeforants: Her polygon chest acts as a hitbox
r10pez10: who gave Fox a gun
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Rafzalo: What about Jokers special: G U N
ContingentCat: just give her a Trebuchet that she has to push around
Izandai: Ooh
NightValien28: its the hive mind of a bunch of teenagers that don't know better
Izandai: TomHanksAges50Years.gif
ritchards: which movie?
r10pez10: lara croft battle royale on mobile when
CrazyZonie: Laura Kraft is the Macaroni and Cheese Gal.
LucasTheDrgn: put Geno in fortnite!
Territan: ANYONE??? Oooooh!
djalternative: So, Waluigi in Fortnite?
ContingentCat: Is Wahluigi in fortnight then?
Driosenth: except Wahluigi
Alness49: "Put Waluigi in Fortnite! Wait, no, take him out! OUT!"
Zappeljakob: Put Bibendum in Smash/Fortnite!
SnowBuddy18: "Fortnite is U-Pull Smash" isn't the hot take I was expecting today
EightBitDreams: Neymar in Smash!
Wolfstrike_NL: Is Disney in fortnight?
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CaptainSpam: Yes pls Shantae in Smash.
accountmadeforants: Isn't the portal that they're actually all action figures that some kid is playing with? (Hence master hand)
TXC2: this like that st elsewere ending theory :P
GhostValv: oh no
Driosenth: Beej, NO
vellebastet: NOOOOO
BusTed: Tommy Westphall
Izandai: It'd be Tommy Westphall all over again.
Alness49: Oh YES!
MAPBoardgames: How does this fit into the Tommy Westfall Universe
jeff_jeffy_jefferson: ooh
Solangel777: Characters being interchangable between Fortnite and Smash is a sign of the apocolypse
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're checking out Time Spiral Remastered! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:16 from now).
CrazyZonie: Is Smash, Fortnite, Kingdom Hearts now the "trifecta of crossovers?"
Mai_Andra: hairwhip? Kabuki Quantum Fighter?! seabatCHOICE
djalternative: I mean, Fortnite is cannon in Marvel Comics right now
richard_ermen: Spicy Shenanigans!
Solangel777: @djalternative i know that is one of the other other signs
rocketjohn: My dad loved those videos, and your performancies, Beej
canoecrasher: Beej - I mentioned this earlier but i owe you an apology. I hope you see this. I'm sorry for putting plastic spiders in the cowboy hat box!
TXC2: !youtube
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Earthenone: is there a way to see that content you made if we are not on twitter?
Solangel777: Next thing you know Jonesy and Peely will be in the MCU and we will all suffer
djalternative: @Solangel777 though if you read the actual comic it's in, it's literally just a footnote that happens off screen.
TXC2: !events
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TehAmelie: woo!
Alness49: The con-CLUE-sion!
TXC2: Earthenone magic's twitter is probably public viewable
PharaohBender27: Nice one, @Alness49
Orgmastron: RIV Adam's Gamehaus
Earthenone: but that would mean going to twitter @TXC2 :(
TXC2: Alness49 clap clap clap
TXC2: Earthenone fair
DeM0nFiRe: it is my card, but Wheeler refuses to give it back :(
TXC2: Paul it Forward HYPE !
GapFiller: Death Stranding Hype!
vellebastet: Death Stranding?!?!??!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrPAUL it Forward PogChamp
djalternative: @Solangel777 so it's like "yes Fortnite, you're totally cannon. You're definitely allowed to believe that."
vellebastet: YAS
richard_ermen: Ohhh, Death Stranding ^^
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
richard_ermen: Nice xD
wildpeaks: woohoo, new Paul It Forward
Rafzalo: Artifact 2?
MAPBoardgames: Overland peeing simulator
Solangel777: @djalternative god help us all
GapFiller: also is it at all wyrd to anyone else that James Tarkov PiF is technically still not finished yet
richard_ermen: Put Paul in Smash, you cowards!
DoodlestheGreat: Walking and siplining.
NonjaBiru: 24 hour Jenny Leclue stream! lrrBEEJ
Nigouki: It's the Lord of the Rings of video games, just years of walking
v_nome: Norman Redus and the Creepy Fetus?
wildpeaks: I hope you don't expect subtlety
DoodlestheGreat: Er, ZIPlining
CAKHost: What songs will he start with? Find out soon!
3and4fifths: Are you going to do it on a treadmill?
Zappeljakob: Almost like Fortnite
GapFiller: if yr do run into any unforseen trouble Heather yr can always follow James lead and turn PiF into One More Kappa
TehAmelie: from what i know, it's a game about being the dad who insists on carrying the whole station wagon-load of groceries in the house in one trip
vellebastet: Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus!
richard_ermen: Death Stranding is amazing and doesn't work at all without online playing ^^
DoodlestheGreat: Almost...
Raiz0k: Of only.
Raiz0k: *if
rustenskurk: The D in Mads Mikkelsen is actually silent
Orgmastron: YESSS
3and4fifths: #BlameJames
vellebastet: Oh Monday is hype, too!
MAPBoardgames: I am excite for QaH!
ContingentCat: you could call it Two More
RvLeshrac: Oh yeah you 100% have to be online for Death Stranding.
vellebastet: !!!!!!!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
CrazyZonie: The trailer was confusing, but I'm still excited.
ContingentCat: So hype for this
elkae: PridePog
aiamethyst: Michelle is great
Raiz0k: Yeah, what's up with Ep.1 then? Still blocked for some reason on YT?
Orgmastron: Oops all baeds
Orgmastron: bards*
rocketjohn: he still didn't manage to escape
rocketjohn: and so he must keep playing
wildpeaks: Control \o/
DeM0nFiRe: let's lrrSPOOP
Solangel777: 1/10 never escaped tarkov (lol)
Earthenone: re5! i wonder if adam or ben will play the fridge
ContingentCat: Ooooo
RockPusher: Agatha Fisty has returned…
Orgmastron: YES
rocketjohn: Yeaaaaaaah. Go fisty go fisty go
PharaohBender27: FIST-Y! FIST-Y!
wildpeaks: what's 5 years after 2020, really
MAPBoardgames: Fisty's gonna punch you!
elkae: Fisty's gonna kiiiiill youuuu
DoodlestheGreat: WE GETTIN' FISTY!
RockPusher: Waffles shall be avenged!!!
rocketjohn: So this fisting is a team effort?
ContingentCat: I should really go back and watch the old stuff it was before my time
Raiz0k: I saw the teaser, and I'm already on ep. 5!
MAPBoardgames: I'm still waiting for the UFW showdown between Agatha Fisty and the Banana.
DoodlestheGreat: @rocketjohn, it _can_ be done solo, but that takes flexibility.
Raiz0k: (despite never watching those)
elkae: Banana Cori! lrrFRUMP
RockPusher: PowerUpL lrrHEATHER PowerUpR
Earthenone: T P K
richard_ermen: Heather afraid ^^
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DoodlestheGreat: Some people want to watch the world burn.
elkae: Heather enjoys a good rampage now and then
RockPusher: Heather demands playlists that are Complete
TXC2: some just want to see the world burn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm two time zones away. I figure Heather going on a rampage will only cause superficial damage.
SuddenlyARabbit: Heather's Rampage will be catastrophic
LlewellynZ: @ContingentCat that statement hurt my brain. It feels like you've been with the community longer than that
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
GapFiller: Heather is 2nd only to Paul on the list of people yr dont wanna be on the wrong side of
Zappeljakob: Some people, namely Heather, just want to see the world burn
SuddenlyARabbit: But I am safe an ocean away
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
LordZarano: So... when's Magnum Rewatch coming back?
Raiz0k: @Zappeljakob : "want to", or "will it to" ;)?
DeM0nFiRe: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Daylight Savings Time call the law offices of...
CrazyZonie: Arizona does not do (for the most part) Daylight Savings! It's So Much EASIER owning clocks in AZ.
rendelnep: We have until easter, NZ!
Gnyrinn: I'm not on daylight savings, but that doesn't mean that I don't care about it. My opinion is very negative and entrenched.
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2487 patrons for a total of $18,804.76 per month.
Raiz0k: Oh yeah, BTW, props for fixing the 30-min accuracy BUG on the /live subpage!
Solangel777: Everyone is awesome!
TXC2: !ytmember
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ContingentCat: !discord
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Earthenone: you can also just leave this page open and be happily suprised by the ocasional chiptune intro
vellebastet: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
TXC2: !store
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Zappeljakob: So quick the little 'Muffin
RockPusher: The Coffee with Serge cups are good sergeHeart
randomfandomtigerdragon: Sub conga line woot!
PharaohBender27: Yep, it sure does!
GapFiller: good silence there
ContingentCat: Like what Kathleen does with Tijuana Taxi
Raiz0k: Yeah, I'm with Heather on that one.
wildpeaks: this seems like a very narrow audience
v_nome: As a 36 year old Albertan I guess I missed the cut off
Tomasu82: I grew up in AB. am 38 and I dont remember this person
RockPusher: ContingentCat escher3DOOT escher3DOOT braven10HEX
accountmadeforants: He was an old man to a child, which means they were 19 years old.
RechargeableFrenchman: Ian isn't on this show so Beej doesn't have his target audience around
wildpeaks: I'd listen to "Beej describes old shows"
wildpeaks: Beej may or may not be a vampire, we can't be sure
TXC2: CanCon has a lot to answer for Kappa
PharaohBender27: I mean, it makes sense to have that memory with the "scroll" thing
RechargeableFrenchman: "Alright"
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
RockPusher: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
RechargeableFrenchman: o7
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: thanks for streaming beej, Paul and Heather
ContingentCat: thanks Beej Paul and Heather lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream!
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Raiz0k: Thank you lrrHEATHER lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ and chat :).
DeM0nFiRe: So I wanna watch agatha fisty but I haven't played much of FO4 yet so I guess I gotta start playing more FO4
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe Only if you don't want spoilers for the main storyline and a few sidequests
Raiz0k: Yup.
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah that's why, want to play it while I still dont know the main story
RockPusher has been lured back to the siren song of FO4 by rewatching Agatha
RockPusher: Namely I want to try out the stealth-punchm'ns build G has going on there
TehAmelie: it does seem almost criminally fun
TehAmelie: i wonder how possible it is just talk people to death in that game. i think only FO1 went really hard for it
v_nome: Was Fallout 1 the one where having 1 into or whatever was almost a super power?
v_nome: *1 int
TehAmelie: i think you're thinking of 2, where 3 or less Int makes you speak "moron"
TehAmelie: it simplifies a lot of the game since there's exactly two characters you can have conversations with
TehAmelie: but i don't think it gives you any advantage so much as blocks a whole lot of paths
TehAmelie: protip: you can just use drugs to make you temporarily dumber
v_nome: Yeah I think you're right. I looked up some gameplay. It was funny but not advantageous it seemed