Dice Friends || Queer as Hell

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (38s ago).
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join @kilnfiendpotter, @BWheelerMTG, @UnarmedOracle, @TappyToeClaws , | @EscherichiaCole and @whatiskiss for a brand new D&D campaign: Queer as Hell - Episode 1. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExHzlSfU8AEBaPn.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374149002795446274
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 withwherewithal: Tappy, killing it
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  mowdownjoe: Tappy is also running an in-character Twitter...
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gibbousm: Camera balance feels weird here
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Science_and_Magic: Helllll Yeah! So happy to have my sub renewal on such an amazing stream! Pandemic time has given me a lot of time for self discovery in my own queerness, and an all queer cast is so cool!!
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ItsAstridEh: Wait, which system is this campaign?
 Alas_Babylon: 5e D&D
 LinearGif: Well I hope they'll just feel our love without reading
 PharaohBender27: 
 minksterella_:   
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 Orgmastron: Heather 
 ContingentCat:  
 JadedCynic: Thank you Cameron, LRRBot (and @DarkMorford   )
  Juliamon: Intro time!
cmdrzellgaudis: Michelle! You are so wonderful! Don’t be silly you do so great!!!
 iris_of_ether: 
Hawkfrost000: TAPPY YOU LOOK AMAZING 
 Alas_Babylon: Already a slap
 drfox17: this intro is very cool
 SachielOne: Does Heather have you hostage? Blink twice for yes.
 RandomTrivia:     
 Terr0rc0tta: Intros rad as always
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: BE GAY, DO BARDS. .. Wait...
 SnackPak_:   
  Graham_LRR: If something doesn’t match with your understanding of the rules: it’s a house rule 
 thraximore:   
 Hexi_Lexi: OMG POM IS PERFECT
aceofroses_: did it end ?
 s4mwise_ow: Oohhhh this tune slaps
trashyopossum: i love pom already, this is gonna be amazing
 NotCainNorAbel: Holy Hell what an intro!
 Orgmastron: BUFF LADY
 laikagoat:   
 drfox17: i have a feeling i'm gonna like that cat
 KV1NN4: kitty!
NoxStryx: wheeler as an elephant feels so right
 Alas_Babylon: Tabaxi chef, let's goooo
 RandomTrivia: This is a fantastic intro
 asthanius: STRONG CHARACTER DESIGNS
Sniknob: Those are all friend shaped
 Alahmnat: @aceofroses_ we just started 
 Mr_Whyt: kitty kat!
 Arclight_Dynamo: What a great intro!
undeaddragon960: ELEPHANT!
 thraximore: @NoxStryx ikr
 Science_and_Magic: I WANNA HUG THE CAT
 RandomTrivia: Who responsible this?!
 Hexi_Lexi: i have known Pom for literal seconds and i am in love
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes, yes it was
WarKr0: wheelerphant
 SmithKurosaki: I'm digging this. excellent character designs
 LadyAiluros: 14/10 best cat
 RandomTrivia: It amazing
PatronSaintOfDoritos: look at all these lovely folks! this will be fantastic
 JadedCynic: I have a sneaking feeling I'm gonna love every character
iris_of_ether: :3
 margieargie: Okay good I'm 1000% here for all of those characters already
lochnessseammonster: 
 s4mwise_ow: Really expected “Tappy Toe Claws as... Herself”
 ContingentCat: Art by?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I love Pom already, I love Loxodon
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 Ritaspirithntr: That elephant just screams Wheeler!
aceofroses_: @Alahmnat awesome! thank you
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NoxStryx: ohhh is that tappy?
 pblackcoat: oops, all bards
  Sarah_Serinde: It is!
 couldntpickausername: name is spelled as a palindrome but is not pronounced as one....
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 memnus: So hype to catch live!
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 Orgmastron: It is NoxStryx !
 Alahmnat: it's heckin' stormy here
aceofroses_: that cat is sooo cute
 Radyin: I'm wondering if they are all different bard subclasses. I hope at least one is College of Glamour.
Sasha_conyst: all bards is gonna be great
porkupinesas: Oh wow. I totally didn’t recognize tappy 😮
 ReynardWrecca: I really hope K'Larysca Explains It All.
 RandomTrivia: 
Wrexadecimal: @ReynardWrecca hah!
  Sarah_Serinde: You should follow K'larysca https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
 asthanius: Pentagram is so good
 Orgmastron: She does ReynardWrecca!
 DarkMorford: 
 SmithKurosaki: omg.
Styxseus: Hah!
 DeM0nFiRe: Pentagram 
 SkylerRingtail: Oh. Oh lord. I'm going to love/hate K'Larysca
 falingard: Flinging some tea!
BlueFingers5: me a
raaabr: #engagement
 JadedCynic: I have been trying to get on Pentagram for ages, but I haven't hit the age requirement since I'm merely mortal
lilliththestupid: #content
Wrexadecimal: Oh *good*. An influencer 
SnowBuddy18: so good
 lirazel64: Wheee!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay that voice is going to kill me. lol
raaabr: That's...powerful
  Sarah_Serinde: Didn't have the instagram at hand but here we are https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
 2Flower: Stands to reason.
 SkylerRingtail: Do ya'll hear a phone vibrating?
raaabr: **The beans**
 Shadwhawk: Someone needs to set their phone to silent
aceofroses_: amaizing
lilliththestupid: Nathan's shirt is wonderful
 MAPBoardgames: I do @SkylerRingtail
SpookySpaghooti: TOE BEANS
 ThePov42: We can hear Tappy's phone EXPLODING
 LadyAiluros: yes phone is loud
 Mr_Whyt: Skyler ok so I'm not going insane
 asthanius: Oh god it's all the likes
 Orgmastron: That's a strong combo
 JadedCynic sits on hands to resist Gailve's beans
 couldntpickausername: oh god I thought it was my phone for a second
 DiscordianTokkan: I legit thought that was my phone
 RealGamerCow: SkylerRingtail It's Tappy's phone registering all the likes for her character's tweets
 ElementalAlchemist: The vibrating phone is definitely going directly into the microphone
 memnus: The! Beans! The! Beans!
Zaraka00: ty tappy 
 SkylerRingtail: @Mr_Whyt I had to check my phone 3 times to be sure!
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat she's got the phone
 TheWooglie: All the likes
lilliththestupid: buff lady
 Proprietous: lol I think it's all of K'Larysca's likes blowing up her phone
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: maybe dont; have your phone on when you tell people to do like your social media posts....
 drfox17: wait, middleweight champion of what?
 Orgmastron: We stan buff ladies
aceofroses_: natelie portman vibes
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: and not have it near the mic
 Alas_Babylon: Large Gay Elephant tee em
 Hexi_Lexi: i. will. die. for. pom.
 asthanius: So...playing himself
SpookySpaghooti: so Ben is just playing Ben
 SkylerRingtail: @RealGamerCow Oh that's perfect. Very in character!
 Alahmnat: but tell us about your character
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: Pom is SUAVE AF
 JadedCynic: 
Master_Gunner: so Wheeler is playing himself, got it
 drfox17: wrestleing? boxing?
  Juliamon: So, you.
 TheMerricat: Oh, is that was it was? Shit I thought my hard drives were going... LOL
 iris_of_ether: Wheeler that's just you
 BrokenGolem: 
 TheWooglie: what about your character?
PatronSaintOfDoritos: large gay elephant, very wheeler yes
 corpocracy: Pom Strong
 Sasha_conyst: I love Vrada already
silvalunae: cute as hell
 SmithKurosaki: nailed it
kusinohki: I thought this was role playing...
 Proprietous: I CLOSELY IDENTIFY WITH POM
 ContingentCat: and Pom?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Soooo just a self-insert with tusks
 DoodlestheGreat: We should certainly HOPE so!
 InkyGhoast: that's just wheeler
 thraximore: beat me to it 
 Orgmastron: 
 RandomTrivia: Wheeler is playing Wheeler 
aceofroses_: Pom is super boojack horseman
lilliththestupid: wheeler is just playing himself
undeaddragon960: this elephant has alot of parralel to ben!
 JadedCynic: Pom is my spirit bard
 Hexi_Lexi: so Tappy and Wheeler are just playing themselves. got it
 ReynardWrecca: There is absolutely going to be an award-winning Adult Swim-style cartoon series about Pom.
 TheMerricat: @kusinohki playing yourself is still playing a role 
juion: Tappy is distinctly not a dinosaur in this campaign..... yet
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 embyrr_the_dragon: Is Wheeler even role playing?
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 deadorator: wait, should "Gailve Fleur" be "Glaive Fleur" or is that intentional and I missed something critical?
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: ehhhh, this really IS hell! 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @LoadingReadyRun how many episodes is this campaign? did that get covered adn I missed it?
Styxseus: I already love this
  Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish 3
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Sarah_Serinde thank you
 JadedCynic: these images....
raaabr: Oh no
raaabr: The gnome
  Sarah_Serinde: What good art 
 RandomTrivia: Ah, there's Kathleen?
 Hexi_Lexi: @neb_200 this is fair
 RandomTrivia: That is VERY strong art
 Science_and_Magic: I want to roll them down the street
raaabr: ~~Oh Gnome~~
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Gnomes are evil.
kusinohki: npc artwork??!!
 withwherewithal: Gnome away from Home
 MAPBoardgames: The producer
amuseoffirebane: I adore these designs
 Rhynerd: I love this scribbling friend already
 Orgmastron: Featherweight does good art
 PharaohBender27: Bard!
 Science_and_Magic: BARD!
 Alas_Babylon: B!RD ... wait
 JadedCynic: ohhh featherweight....such perfect art to accompany these vivid descriptions
 Science_and_Magic: Lol
 ElementalAlchemist: BARD! Monthly®
 JadedCynic: BARD! Monthly
SpookySpaghooti: Omg that little squire art is so fucking cute
 Alas_Babylon: BRAD?
Carsonogenics_: everyone looks so wonderful tonight 
 SnowbirdMike: Graham. If you watching this chat. i need a T-shirt with Pom on it.
 RandomTrivia: "Hell in a ... Hell?"
Despoiler98: Whats on Page 6 of BARD!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 JadedCynic: @ElementalAlchemist touche 
SpookySpaghooti: Kiss is having a reaction lmao
 SkylerRingtail: Nathaniel's reaction was *chef's kiss*
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RandomTrivia: @SkylerRingtail 
 Alas_Babylon: @SkylerRingtail ok u
  RomanGoro: Time out, is Michelle wearing a cat brooch?
 memnus: Almost certainly.
 JadedCynic: I'm @'ing Beej on twitter about Queer as Hell charachter shirts...
aceofroses_: @RomanGoro oh...yes!
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 frostownik: what a time to resub! have a great game!
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 Alahmnat: begolder?
  Sarah_Serinde: By the way, chat, if you're not familiar with our guests: https://twitter.com/whatiskiss https://twitter.com/TappyToeClaws
aceofroses_: they all dressed so well
 RandomTrivia: Hell confirmed Vegas, I guess 
SpookySpaghooti: A Beholder owned casino sounds like an awful and super fun place
 JadedCynic: I want to take a gambling vacation at The Golden Beholder...
  Sarah_Serinde: And Erika who you may know from Desert Bus (and who recently started streaming) https://twitter.com/EscherichiaCole
 Alas_Babylon: Could you spell that? V:
 Science_and_Magic: Annie what now?
 Alas_Babylon: Annie Areyouok
 JadedCynic: oh no, he's Father of the Bride?  Such obligations
 pblackcoat: @jadedcynic when i asked about merch i got told that a French tuck is free. 
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft of course
raaabr: Ah, the Elephant in the room
 Alas_Babylon: Pom takes up approximately 40% of the space
 KV1NN4: 5 weeks?? whew
 Hexi_Lexi: @raaabr oh my god, i JUST GOT IT NOW *groans*
 Alahmnat: perfect image
 MAPBoardgames: Gailve is constantly cleaning himself
 NavelWarfare: @raaabr I boo you, human!
raaabr: NYAHAHAHA
 2Flower: Loxodons make great ninjas. Because you don’t talk about the elephant in the room.
 RandomTrivia: Cameron YES
 JadedCynic: managing to avoid touching either of his seat-companions
 TheWooglie: 2Flower boo this man
 NavelWarfare: @2flower I boo you as well! 
aceofroses_: @2Flower clap,clap,clap
 Alahmnat: a lot of An Arts, in the words of Kate Wagner
 Hexi_Lexi: god, this campaign is gonna be extra AF and im 100% here for it
 ContingentCat: "injection molded marble" wow
 Alas_Babylon: Every layer of hell was 3D printed to exact specifications
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 withwherewithal: Wi-Fi...Wizard Fixing??
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 drfox17: wizard fidelity?
 MAPBoardgames: yes
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  mowdownjoe: Yep. K'larysca is the best, and the worst.
aceofroses_: ahahahah
 drfox17: oh no, not even chain restaurants
 RandomTrivia: I already love Gailve
raaabr: Surely hell has Denny's
 SnackPak_: Ah yes, the Panara Index
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ding. Roll Credits.
 drfox17: I'm sure there's a WaHo, right?
 RandomTrivia: BeesApples LUUL
 PharaohBender27: Bee's Apples 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nono, decent into avernus is a seperate campaign
 Science_and_Magic: We know from Dale that Hell has a hand in Arby's
 DeM0nFiRe: 🐝 🍎
 JadedCynic: Off the top of my head, Vrada is going to get Jeff in a great regimen and feeling better, Gailve will have him eating exquisitely, Pom will have him dressed fantastically, Xilix will have him in a space of supreme perfection, and K'larysca will have every level of the Abyss talking about him 
 drfox17: some kind of Waffle based diner
aceofroses_: does Gailve have a toy bunny ? or familiar /pet?
 Hexi_Lexi: Bees Apples!!!! *groans*
 DiscordianTokkan: OrangeHornets is my group's alternative of choice
 JadedCynic: Binji?
 SkylerRingtail: Is Gailve's name a pun of some sort? I'm wracking my brain and can't come up with - OH, Guy Fieri?!
 Alas_Babylon: Aitch-Ee-Double-Glaives
 pblackcoat: wait no bee's Apple? i thought it was hell, not heaven
Hawkfrost000: satanic thesaurus
 JadedCynic: @aceofroses_ seems more like a pet/familiar
KaleidoscopeMind: 9 times is the most appropriate number of times to use Hell
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 Anexmedia: 2 years?  Why yes I will celebrate
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 JadedCynic: still not as bad as Olive Garden - they must be in Hades
 TheWooglie: beeapples is the *best* restaurant in hell
WarKr0: the *only* resturaunt
 pblackcoat: "he wants to take you to...taco bell"
 PharaohBender27: Huh
 Alahmnat: oh, like Luigi's Mansion
 JadedCynic: not organic (or gradual) at all
 2Flower: Taco Hell?
 JadedCynic: oh no...
raaabr: Fieri's delight?
 drfox17: so a kinda out of the way resort?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: well, we didn't have the permits to build skyscrapers outside the zone, why would we
 DoodlestheGreat: Sounds like brutalism.
PaperDoopliss: Cam looks very disappointed by this building
 RandomTrivia: So much art! 
 fcloud: ooh! visual aids
 drfox17: the bride?
 ContingentCat: *marge voice* I just think she's neat
 DoodlestheGreat: Devil Wears Prada?
 CastleOtranto: Oh, Hillary Clinton. Wait... no.
Sniknob: These character designs are soooo good
 withwherewithal: If the Devil was marrying a Demon there would be Hell to pay
 drfox17: awwww
sivakrytos: pomegranates
 ContingentCat: aww
 Science_and_Magic: Orange Teifling, very cute
 Alas_Babylon: What a combo, holy moly
 fcloud: one of these cosplays is extremely strong
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
 NavelWarfare: @withwherewithal And a third boo for you! 
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh, that's a painful comparison.
 RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
 SnackPak_: that was a vivid mental image
 Orgmastron: Martha??!?!
 JadedCynic: Oh Devils - lawful evil; the Garden of Green must be with the fiends of the Abyss...
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Thank the nine hells?
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consolecowboy88: congreatulations on the wedding
consolecowboy88: congratulations*
 JadedCynic: Thank the nine lords?
tehfewl: He has no style?
 minksterella_: Not the panache
 drfox17: it's very easy to let yourself backslide when you retire
raaabr: Mood
 Snowcookies: lol I forgot this was happening
 drfox17: especially if you throw your life into your work
 corpocracy: I am here for Gailve's reactions
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialFantasticDillBlargNaut-fRqedMwhsbcE5fCn
cnutter23_: 
 lear1987: I really want him to be the dude but with horns
 JadedCynic: he's so stuck in the past?  Just Gothic (the original, looks like a Gustav Dore woodcut?)
raven534: yay!!!! are we late?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DoodlestheGreat: "Now all he does is lounge around the house in sweatpants and furry slippers."
 drfox17: he didn't show up to his own wedding!?
 JadedCynic: 
 drfox17: well, one of his weddings
  Sarah_Serinde: Flora is adorable
Gregarious_Potato: just got here, Gailve Fleur is the cutest character I've ever seen!
 JadedCynic: @drfox17 what lord of hades would get nailed down into a contract like one of wedding?
KaleidoscopeMind: Are those pomegranates in Flora's basket?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes they are
 JadedCynic: I would totally buy a shirt with the party on it - I love EVERY one of these protagonists
WarKr0: ~~I thought they were hearts~~
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 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Flora is well on the way through signing the umpteen papers to buy a cottage somewhere
 SachielOne: So we're in Lost Vegas.  Cool.
 PharaohBender27: Nice one, @SachielOne !
 JadedCynic: oh Greg, I thought Jeff
SnowBuddy18: hopefully it's not a cardboard cutout
 JadedCynic: so Greg  (G'reg?  Gre'g?) is...oh dear
 Snowcookies: oh no
 JadedCynic: he owns it, but he doesn't waste his time running it
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 adamjford: lmao
SpookySpaghooti: "Im thriving! Hahaha!"
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm just prepping this emote now 
 A_Dub888: !findquote fluff
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 JadedCynic: !findquote password
  LRRbot: Quote #3656: "Don't make your password fuckity." —Cori [2016-11-23]
  corianderd: still true
 Science_and_Magic: All lowercase?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: the password is Dickbutt
 JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde no reason AT ALL
 RandomTrivia: UHH
 RandomTrivia: Ominous
 fcloud: wheeler's sketch is somehow very wheeler
 DarkMorford: Oh hai Cori
 KeytarCat: fourwordsallcaps
thejester5411: THIS IS NOT BE HEAT DEATH!!!!! (aso haven't watched the last VOD)
 Science_and_Magic: fourwordsalluppercase, one word all lowercase
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori 
Fantusta: iamnotabot
 NavelWarfare: @corianderd I mean it's good advice!  Speaking of... !badadvice
  Sarah_Serinde: thejester5411 No, that campaign ended, please don't shout
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterIgnorantCaribouAllenHuhu-WVhuwLteqIkts53Y
 Hexi_Lexi: hey @corianderd reminder that youre great and that i appreciate you!
 Science_and_Magic: Erika brought an entire home gym, omg
 NavelWarfare: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
 Alahmnat: sadness tarnishes gold. got it
 PharaohBender27: Are you sure it's not because it's really electro-plated gold? 
 JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic this IS hell, so of COURSE that would be the password (well no, it'd be in the Chaos of the Abyss - the lawful devils of hell would have a clear password....just 128 characters long)
 Science_and_Magic: Definitely real gold, definitely the air
 withwherewithal: Oh nooooooo
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan: IT ME
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
 RandomTrivia: OMG I love the tiny wings
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: also wheeler?
 SkylerRingtail: Oh no, it's Dad
 Alahmnat: oh noooo
 lear1987: he's perfect
 Hexi_Lexi: there are 2 Ben Wheelers?!?!
Wrexadecimal: papa devil
 Science_and_Magic: @JadedCynic I'm pretty certain that joke was from Jimmy Wong in an old Rocket Jump vid
 Favre_Studios: Wheeler?
 thraximore: not the BIRKENSTOCKS D:
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay but that little flaming crown thing above his head is great 
 PharaohBender27: Of course there'd be PBR in hell
 JadedCynic: Grey with white toes and heels, and red-white striping at the cuffs
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Hexi_Lexi I'm glad someone else thought that
raaabr: Oh no
Wrexadecimal: It's like Ox King from DBZ merged with the south park devil. Love it
 couldntpickausername: it's gonna be weird hearing my name this entire adventure
Pteraspidomorphi: Wrexadecimal: Very accurate
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We have a week!? Oh no
 DoodlestheGreat: All he's missing is a pair of Crocs.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oof
 Hexi_Lexi: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Wheeler has MAJOR Birkenstock energy
 JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde I thought that was his tail, but it's a couple of stray hairs and a tiny burning crown, that is PERFECT 
 DiscordianTokkan: Aw
 KeytarCat: What's Kathleen's role for this?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 JadedCynic: worse yet, the can of PBR is a tallboy.
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat NPC voices
  Sarah_Serinde: KeytarCat NPCs
Wrexadecimal: @KeytarCat I think she's every NPC?
 JadedCynic: 
 KeytarCat: tyty
  RomanGoro: KeytarCat Producer and some NPC voices
 thraximore: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh thanks RomanGoro, the producer part is important too 
 withwherewithal: I feel everything is covered in spilt beer stains
 drfox17: he's not even gambling!
 drfox17: OH NO pachinko
 niccus: ooh, wifi's back on
 Alas_Babylon: Pachinko machines? This *is* Hell
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the Rideau Slots
 Orgmastron: Pachinko? Pull the lever!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh
 JadedCynic: gatcha-hell? Sisyphus had it EASY!
 Hexi_Lexi: @Bobtheninjagoldfish the only type of people ive seen wear birkenstocks are Boomer Men, Gay Men, and Literally 101% of Lesbians ive ever met (ironically)
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh, transitions!
raven534: Call Ian for the Pachinko...
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh neat feature, Paul!
 A_Dub888: !findquote capitalism
  LRRbot: Quote #5982: "I think a capitalism might solve this problem." —Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
 JadedCynic: Oh yeah...
 MaverickArtist: capitalism? in hell? checks out.
 Science_and_Magic: This is Vega
 Science_and_Magic: *Vegas
 fcloud: neat transition
Sniknob: #sacky
 JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic no, I think you had it right the first time, it's only one Vega
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 MTGRanger: Cool Resub! (Wait this isn't James' Channel)
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 RandomTrivia: K'larysca knows what's up
 asthanius: it's portmantasty
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait.. that just a portmanteau....
 JadedCynic: so it sounds we have to revitalize the venue too?
NovaTiempo: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:52.
 fcloud: that little suit of armor is cute
 falingard: GRUST
 Alahmnat: grust
 RandomTrivia: #Grust?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettySilkyLyrebirdCurseLit-NNg6J6IyQtfqeLkT
 RandomTrivia: Ah good, the Chat Hivemind is functioning normally 
 PharaohBender27: Does this place have zero janitorial staff?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: grross? nope that doesn't work
 asthanius: OH GOD
 asthanius: I am in love
 JadedCynic: tiki...so hell is the 60s
 ContingentCat: nerdy bards call it deutchmanteauing after how common it is in german to have words just shoved together
 DiscordianTokkan: Man, Hell RULES
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: and this needs changed why?
 Hexi_Lexi: OMG THE DEVIL
 JadedCynic: oh.   okay...
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: TH EMSUIC
 withwherewithal: This casino had an idea in mind, not sure what that was, but it is something
 RandomTrivia: Are we in the elevator? 
 Alahmnat: oh hey, musical accompaniment
 Hexi_Lexi: OMG MUSIC
SpookySpaghooti: We got music!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
PatronSaintOfDoritos: looooooove the music
 MaverickArtist: that production value on point
 Science_and_Magic: If you like pina coladaaaaa! And getting caught in the brimstone!
 Hexi_Lexi: holy shit, i am absolutely in love with literally everything this is
 InquisitorGaia: I hope theres a Jukebox here
 InkyGhoast: this is not margaritaville
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat head-pain-medicine-store, yeah that's totally a thing
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, it's JoeKim's Bartenderbot
 neb_200: @RandomTrivia  that went to the beach
 Science_and_Magic: How do you wear down a glass?!?!?!
 JadedCynic: oof
 JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic eternal patience
 MaverickArtist: @science_and_magic with gusto
 SnackPak_: 
 InquisitorGaia: @Science_and_Magic time and dedication
 drfox17: i can't tell if this is amazing, or horrible
thejester5411: @discordiantokkan Hell has rules..."Enjoy the island life"
Despoiler98: @Science_and_Magic clean it for millenium
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Alahmnat: yes
 ElementalAlchemist: Is there a difference?
 SachielOne: Yes.
 RandomTrivia: Yes K'larysca. Yes.
 fcloud: hellida
 Hexi_Lexi: whats the difference, tappy?
 Dog_of_Myth: Why not both
 NonjaBiru: Yes
 Favre_Studios: YEs
 MaverickArtist: same thing Tappy
 gualdhar: is there a difference?
 Alas_Babylon: holy crap
 MTGRanger: Been to one, very little difference
 JadedCynic: Hell probably has less humidity
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
kusinohki: there's a difference?
  mowdownjoe: Is Foxmar here? <_<
 Favre_Studios: They're the same thing, especially in summer
 DeM0nFiRe: I am glad everyone is making the joke so I dont have to 
 NavelWarfare: As someone who lives in Florida, they're the same thing
 Hexi_Lexi: @DeM0nFiRe what joke? 
kusinohki: chat is a hive mind
 JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe glad to help[
 drfox17: poor foxmar
 asthanius: Fake rocks in Hell?
 fcloud: fake rocks!!
 withwherewithal: Why Fake rocks!?!?
 fcloud: fauxrocks (tm)
 ElementalAlchemist: I'm glad we'll all take this chance to dunk on Florida
 JadedCynic: Yay, ST:TOS boulders!
 ContingentCat: oh no
 asthanius: WHAT
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
raaabr: Nooooooo
 KV1NN4: NONONO
 MTGRanger: UHHHHHHHHHH
 withwherewithal: welp
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: 
v_nome: This sounds exactly like what I felt Vegas was like
 BrokenGolem: 
 withwherewithal: nope
 fcloud: what!! that does not meet quality and safety standards
 Hexi_Lexi: OHNONONONONO
 MaverickArtist: yup, this is hell
 Science_and_Magic: !help!
 PharaohBender27: Does Hell have health inspectors?
  Sarah_Serinde: Xilix is concerned
 A_Dub888: OPE
 withwherewithal: nope nopenope
 SurfDownstage: :C
 Science_and_Magic: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
 JadedCynic: 
 niccus: does xilix actually want high perception
 drfox17: Vrada doesn't notice!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh I hate it
 drfox17: oh noooo
 Alas_Babylon: 
 eshplode: Well this is a weird time to come in
 CanPlayGames:  
 Hexi_Lexi: welp, never having another mai tai or marguerita ever again
 JadedCynic sticks to a strict regimen of distilled water
 InkyGhoast: I have to say I love helper Kathleen so much
 falingard: cheap + sad = chad?
 JadedCynic: this is missing the fun and livliness
 SmithKurosaki: that was the wrong time to consume liquids
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @falingard seap?
 Hexi_Lexi: @falingard holy shit.
 JadedCynic: good metality
 MaverickArtist: yes
 Alahmnat: lol
 MaverickArtist: fire
 withwherewithal: Cast it into the fires of hell
 JadedCynic: 
 MTGRanger: And then re re re burn it
SachielOne: Burn it and then deconsecrate it.
 RandomTrivia: Seems about right 
 A_Dub888: !findquote fire
  LRRbot: Quote #2326: "This fire sword is pretty hot stuff..." —Alex [2016-04-15]
randomletters5: hi
JadedCynic: Scorched Earth strategy
 JadedCynic: understood
 MaverickArtist: 
 Hexi_Lexi: also @falingard reminder that i appreciate you!
 JadedCynic: @SachielOne or even consecrate it?
randomletters5: some demons just want to watch the bar burn.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
 SmithKurosaki: oh no. it's a Navi
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's a SIM
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor soul
 JadedCynic: oh, so you're just getting started then
 Alahmnat: it's the sims
 InkyGhoast: someone sim'd them
 Science_and_Magic: There's no ladder
 withwherewithal: Sims Pool
 JadedCynic: Sims Reference
 Science_and_Magic: Sims
 RandomTrivia: OOPF
  mowdownjoe: 
 Alas_Babylon: "Do you need a hand? Unfortunately I have paws"
 JadedCynic: "Everyone - I get that reference - I understood that one"
 Ritaspirithntr: missed chance to say “10,000 years”
 Science_and_Magic: The giant devil squid??
 pblackcoat: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha
 RandomTrivia: Oh nice
 Orgmastron: HAHAH
 asthanius: Unseen
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 UnnnaturalD20: ooh look a button
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 Hexi_Lexi: Y E S
  Sarah_Serinde: Is Gailve just...not going to touch a single thing in this entire building 
 JadedCynic: the unseen servant has a NAME - I never THOUGHT of that! 
  Juliamon: Sarah_Serinde I mean... I wouldn't
 RandomTrivia: I am absolutely stealing the Named Unseen Servant idea
  Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Oh absolutely
 pblackcoat: @sarah_serinde would you if you could do anything else?
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia agreed
Sniknob: freedom!
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh, so they're RIPPED in the legs
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: just the henchest legs that are pruney as heck
 withwherewithal: They only had leg day
 Hexi_Lexi: 
 Alas_Babylon: SWOUL
 ContingentCat: like hockey players
 JadedCynic: half of Mike Phelps
 Science_and_Magic: OMFG
 A_Dub888: A SOMEONE didn’t skip legdY
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like that you all immediately went for the Sims when someone stuck in a pool
 MaverickArtist: get down with that thiccness
 JadedCynic: Leg Epoch
raaabr: I love Gailve already
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hon
  Sarah_Serinde: That's not gonna go great here
 pblackcoat: @contingentcat i was thinking water polo player
 EtheraelEspeon: They haven’t skipped leg day in 2000 years!
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun admit it - you did it too
 RandomTrivia: @A_Dub888 Never skip Leg 2,000 years
WarKr0: "Hot takes"
 withwherewithal: I am just imagine a classic blanket ghost with massive chiseled legs
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: In these parts, we call these medium temperature takes
 neb_200: oh no  
 Alahmnat: bootube
 DarkMorford: 
 PharaohBender27: "Need to tone those legs? Just swim nonstop for 2,000 years!"
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Dog_of_Myth: 
kamelion84: lol
 JadedCynic: okay that's a tiefling...
 RandomTrivia: PPFftt HAhahahaa
 Proprietous: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: I love Susan
 JadedCynic:  Nate
 coelopteryx: blood type: no
 SkylerRingtail: "My blood type is Null"
 BrowneePoints: My blood type is Void
 MTGRanger: Wait why are we not asking why Susan was in hell in the fist place?
 JadedCynic: Blood Type, none left...
  mtvcdm: Blood type is O No
 EtheraelEspeon: Blood Type: N/A
 ContingentCat: opperative word grind
 BrowneePoints: My Sign is: *the sound of a tortured scream*
 Alas_Babylon: Wow, Baalfeed is something else
 JadedCynic: 
kusinohki: show us your feet??
SliverHoopoe: TikTok is stil just TikTok in hell
 MTGRanger: Blood type: Fire? Zodiac Sign: Is one
Sniknob: I like how every social media is spooky except tiktok
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
matthaus_c: socks for tiktok. feet is for the onlyfans
 drfox17: oooooh nooooo
 RandomTrivia: *gag*
 MTGRanger: Oh satan no
 Hexi_Lexi: NOPE
 KV1NN4: nnnnnnnnooo nnnnhhh nooo]
 Science_and_Magic: CAM! Knock it to the ground!
raaabr: The plant could use fertilizer
 SnackPak_: mai tai-garitas are going to haunt me
 JadedCynic: low maintenance
 A_Dub888: Real fake plants
 Science_and_Magic: Knock the whole tray to the ground!
 KV1NN4: mai turd-garitas D8
 JadedCynic: take them, yes - to be polite.  DRINK them, HELLA NO
 SkylerRingtail: Smells of Poop +1
 RandomTrivia: M O U T H P A R T S
Wrexadecimal: it's just durian 
 NavelWarfare: Please don't ever say "mouth-parts" again lol
 pblackcoat: guano infusion!
 fcloud: lol "ammonia mixture"
 ZackTheCatKing: Love this, thanks for playing!
 MTGRanger: I wonder why
raaabr: This is definitely a campaign tier problem to deal with
raaabr: I say this without sarcasm
 RandomTrivia: Nope nope nope nope nope
 NavelWarfare: Wow could I have a landlord like that?
  Sarah_Serinde: Man I wish my landlord felt that way about rent
 A_Dub888: Oh heck
 JadedCynic: "whatever we put in there"
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: squid love??? I am concerned
Wrexadecimal: 
 Alahmnat: I *adamantly* do not want to know what "squid love" is
 withwherewithal: noooooooo
 drfox17: oh noooo
  Juliamon: brb putting that in the !box
 minksterella_: Taste the squid love
 adamjford: perfect
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 e_bloc: extremely hyped for this campaign
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 Science_and_Magic: ERIKA NO
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 ExhaustedElox: Gotta get that Dice Friends resub! It's good to be back. 
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 JadedCynic: @NavelWarfare I know - so apparently in hell landlord are NICE?!? 
  Sarah_Serinde: Erika yes
 Hexi_Lexi: oh god, i just ate food, too
 RandomTrivia: I sense incoming CON saves...
 pblackcoat: that's what the 11th tentacle is for
 RandomTrivia: oh dear
 JadedCynic: Vrada now has dysentery
 withwherewithal: oh no, no no no
 Science_and_Magic: Better than 40 POINTS OF ACID DAMAGE
  Sarah_Serinde: Nope no thank you
 JadedCynic: Greg has a Infernal constitution - immune to disease and poison
 MTGRanger: That bartender probably built up an immunity to poison off of those drinks
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
 RandomTrivia: That is some impressive structural engineering
 JadedCynic: Infernal Performer's Union, Local 666
 floki4242: it's all fish covers
 asthanius: Bongo-tastic
 withwherewithal: Cacophany
 NavelWarfare: Roll for thinder damage?
   LoadingReadyRun:  I don't think I have an audio cue for this
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 PharaohBender27: Huh, Hell has unions? Would have thought it was a "free to work" place 
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 SnackPak_: 
 drfox17: concussion damage!
 NavelWarfare: YEAH
 JadedCynic: sonic damage from the intensity
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
 KeytarCat: turns out it's just Gamelan, but out of time with itself
  Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun That may be for the best
 Alas_Babylon: 500 simultaneous castings of thunderclap
 Alahmnat: emphasis on the "ow"
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
  Juliamon: PharaohBender27 They have unions but they don't actually do anything
 A_Dub888: !findquote sonic
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 fcloud: haha
 themlin: oh. oh no
HundreydAundre: AS they say by the course,.....F O U R. . ...!!
 niccus: casinos are made to make you roll dice
 Science_and_Magic: I love random bits of comedic damage like that in games
matthaus_c: fantasy costco but on the bongos
 JadedCynic: THAT sounds like typical Infernal music - esp from the title
 SmithKurosaki: oof
 Science_and_Magic: Gailve is probably quite sensitive to sound dmg
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh noooooo
 fcloud: oh no not my psyhic!
 pblackcoat: i wanna hear this on brave new faves
 NavelWarfare: I think I've BEEN to this performance
 JadedCynic: thaat's FINE
 withwherewithal: Impressive the Loxodon did not get effected by that as bad haha
 PharaohBender27: This bongo concert is going to TPK 
 MTGRanger: This hell is more powerful than anything the official books or classical writings could imagine
 JadedCynic: @withwherewithal I wager Pom has a high CON
 fcloud: 500 bongos is a lot of bongos
 JadedCynic: @fcloud the opening music feels like an artillery barrage
tehfewl: the concern on cams face was great
 JadedCynic: 
 Alas_Babylon: That's... one way to run a place
 PharaohBender27: Well, that would explain some things
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
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 Alas_Babylon: pffffft
 withwherewithal: All the employees do bongos and one does bartender
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
 JadedCynic: And Cam is delivering BURNS IN *HELL*
 KeytarCat: I knew Cam would have a real comparison 
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Gailve 
 SnackPak_: fair
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 InkyGhoast: pom holy shit
Twilight_Spark: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler 
 JadedCynic: that was an insult to 'bad'
 A_Dub888: 
 minksterella_: he said no offense
 minksterella_: so its not rude
  Sarah_Serinde: minksterella_ That's the rule
 JadedCynic: @minksterella_ it's just brutal honesty
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
 Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
raven534: rude buggy grey no rude back 
 asthanius: Openly weeping Prince of Hell. Great first episode everyone!
WarKr0: OH NO
 Hexi_Lexi: I CARE ABOUT HIM
 2Flower: 
 RandomTrivia: And now I'm empathising with an archdevil
 Alas_Babylon: We've entered D E E P  L O R E
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: you all slayed a Prince of Hell in less than an hour. Congrats, Party!
 PharaohBender27: Way to salvage this, Vrada!
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg pls
 A_Dub888: Uh oh
 Hexi_Lexi: Greg plz
 NavelWarfare: @randomtrivia I want that on out of context dnd 
 Alahmnat: rofl
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 minksterella_: if you can get the roomba to dance this might work
 coelopteryx: greg is the mom from that one "hypothetical" post who presented the kids at the birthday party with the "fun pizza" made of fruit
 RandomTrivia: Oh honey, one Roomba is NOT going to help this place
 JadedCynic: Greg, you have to DO things at this wedding - Father of the Bride has RESPONSIBILITIES for the ceremony
 InkyGhoast: please be stabby please be stabby
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, fair
 Science_and_Magic: Does it scream when it hits walls?
 RandomTrivia: That seems about right
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor thing
 Alas_Babylon: Tenser's floating disk has seen better days
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
 JadedCynic: @InkyGhoast Stabby wouldn't be stuck in hell - Stabby would have convinced Lucifer to release it post-haste
tehfewl: Greg yes
 JadedCynic: yes, let's see the crew
 xVeinFirex: I think Nathanial's camera might be a little behind audio!
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: StanLes?
 lirazel64: Oh, the poor fellow...
WarKr0: Dan's voice is so good
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: ^lee
  Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen is doing A+ work with all these NPCs
chaostreader: That devil looks like Ian.
 RandomTrivia: ^^
 RandomTrivia: Whoops, sniped by chaostreader
 JadedCynic: Dan , you have a pen over your ear
  Sarah_Serinde: Xilix do you really want that for your pen
 fcloud: @chaostreader you're just saying that because of the vest and khakis!
newcarbon: hey!
chaostreader: @fcloud I mean, yes.
 Science_and_Magic: Lose two life, draw two cards
 fcloud: @chaostreader you're not wrong
 A_Dub888: !card sign in blood
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 SmithKurosaki: @chaostreader excellent perception check
 JadedCynic: this is Hell - orderly misery, not the haphazard chaos of the Abuss
 JadedCynic: *Abyss
SnowBuddy18: @Science_and_Magic lose two life, sign two forms
 DiscordianTokkan: So generous
 KeytarCat: oh that's an active command
 DiscordianTokkan: !break
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 SmithKurosaki: y'all killin it atn
 JadedCynic: oh MY 
 SmithKurosaki: *atm
 ContingentCat: oh wow
 corpocracy: There is. SO much.
 drfox17: pie time
 Hexi_Lexi: i am 100% invested in improving Greg
 asthanius: Got their work cut out for them
SnowBuddy18: everyone's 110%+ invested already
 themlin: disaster devil dad
 JadedCynic: Our heroes have a Herculean task ahead of them - Cleaning the Augean stables sounds easy compared to this
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, if you're enjoying all of these fantastic people, this tweet has everyone's Twitters, go follow them  https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374149002795446274 (Also @Kathleen_LRR because let's not leave her out)
 JadedCynic: I have made plans for the next month for this
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: i hope we et to hear a bit more from the charachters soon...
 Hexi_Lexi: i am here for 3 things: Tappy, Wheeler, and Greg Improvement. everything else is icing on the cake
 Science_and_Magic: @JadedCynic At least they don't have to clean stables in hell. Diverting a river into hell sounds even more impossible
  Sarah_Serinde: And go Engage with K'larysca's socials, apparently it'll help the party https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
 Alas_Babylon: Oh wait, there's actual accounts?
 Alas_Babylon: That's some dedication to the bit
 themlin: yeah, they're incredible already
 falingard: Like cosplaying isthe character isn't? 
  Juliamon: Alas_Babylon It has actual relevance to her abilities
 themlin: apparentlty it makes her bardic inspiration stronger
 JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic I mean, a river of lava maybe, but that might have unwanted side effects...
 neb_200: what soundtrack is this from LRR?
 neb_200: The song?
  Juliamon: !bgc
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  Juliamon: This song is from either Impostor Nostalgia or Glory Days
  Juliamon: (or the Glory Days remix album I guess)
  Sarah_Serinde: There should be one slide on here that shows the currently playing song, but it's a matter of finding it haha
 ElementalAlchemist: I think there are two, but they're really buried in the sheer number of cards
 JadedCynic: #TooManyCommands
 ElementalAlchemist: And sometimes that happens, where the ones with the song name don't come up during the song
  Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic It has nothing to do with commands
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, got there a bit too late
 HorusFive: I've spent so long listening to VODs at 1.5x that hearing the music as intended is weird
  Sarah_Serinde: (But the Road Quest soundtrack is fantastic)
 fcloud: would be great to create a trigger to find out the currently playing song, if thats possible
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  Juliamon: fcloud Unfortunate it's not tied into the backend
 fcloud: i figured. oh well
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Juliamon: Music is manually controlled by Paul
Despoiler98:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg that's not what shoes are for
 neb_200: Did the overlay.. get  BRIGHTER?  
 Science_and_Magic: Why the devil is he using heels as tissues?
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 JadedCynic: we can liven it up - we can work with it
  Sarah_Serinde: Gailve 
 DiscordianTokkan: Poor Greg
 iris_of_ether: 
 KeytarCat: "And it looks good on you"
SpookySpaghooti: OH MY GOD i just realized this is Queer Eye
 JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic the devil cries in prada?
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey chat, reminder
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SpookySpaghooti: Its even got a fucking eye in the logo art goddammit
  Sarah_Serinde: pls give us good highlight fodder 
 JadedCynic: de-grime - I mean the air is smoky, so there's that issue
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 memnus: @SpookySpaghooti That hit me like half an hour ago and I had the same facepalm
 DiscordianTokkan: Oof
 JadedCynic: he's lawful evil - a creature of habit
 JadedCynic: you gotta break him of his bad habits and coax him to better ones
 JadedCynic: oh NO.....
 PharaohBender27: LIES
 drfox17: i wonder, when was the last time Greg had an adventuring party contest him
 RandomTrivia: #BlatantLies
SliverHoopoe: ok, now we're just going full on Westgate
 ElementalAlchemist: Bongozzz®
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
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 PharaohBender27: Bongozzz
 DiscordianTokkan: Bongozzz
 Snowcookies: oh wow
 Proprietous: Gailve is losing it
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 Alahmnat: this place needs a good power-hosing
 RandomTrivia: It's a fixer-upper 
 RandomTrivia: Erika YES
 thraximore: What kind of bones?
 HorusFive: A fine view of another casino you would rather be staying in
 corpocracy: Good ACTUAL bones
 Proprietous: lol is that a Circus Circus reference
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear 
 RandomTrivia: Seems about right
PharaohBender27: A bonfire of the bongos, if you will
  Sarah_Serinde: "convince"
 pblackcoat: this is half queer eye, half Bar Rescue
 pblackcoat: i love it
 Proprietous: "convince" the "bongos" to "be on fire"
 RandomTrivia: Dammit Kathleen I was halfway typing that
 Alahmnat: if the bongos were to become burned
 ContingentCat: ex-bongos
 ElementalAlchemist: That's just setting them on fire
Despoiler98: Bongos became burned
 Snowcookies: uh
 Arclight_Dynamo: Nolongos.
SnowBuddy18: no longos
 withwherewithal: Debongofy the casino
 corpocracy: un-bongozzz
 DiscordianTokkan: From Bongos to Wood Tubes to Ash
PhillKaiba: bongo genocide
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v_nome: Ask not for whom the bongo bongos
  mtvcdm: If the bongos were to un-bongo themselves
 JadedCynic: Bongozzz™
 A_Dub888: Ba da bing. Ba da bye bongos
 Alas_Babylon: If the bongos were to... not
 JadedCynic: inB4 Copyright/Trademark Trolls attack from a different principality...
 Alahmnat: nooooooo
Despoiler98: What if the Bongos.......weren't
 SmithKurosaki: I missed something. are the asides supposed to be like the confessional cuts from this kind of shoe?
SnowBuddy18: I presume so
 asthanius: Axe?
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
 drfox17: ordinarily, i would say that sadness in hell is normal, but this is just... sad
SnowBuddy18: will this article have scratch and sniff spots?
 Mcgwee: please no
  Sarah_Serinde: SnowBuddy18 Noooo
 Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
undeaddragon960: pog pom
 corpocracy: Oh Pom, dude
 thraximore: 
 Alas_Babylon: Pommers, man
SnowBuddy18: Sarah_Serinde muahaha
 ContingentCat: aww
 Mcgwee: awww
 xVeinFirex: Pommifers?
 JadedCynic: *sigh*
 JadedCynic: better times
  Sarah_Serinde: Little blunt 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: Wow Pom
 JadedCynic: Greg's still got priorities
 JadedCynic: 
 ContingentCat: I don't think subtle would work with Greg
 PharaohBender27: I would dread having Pom see my apartment, judging how this has been going
  Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Good point
 PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat True
 thraximore: the imps need to go 
 minksterella_: I know elephants don't forget, but Pom forgot how to be subtle
 thraximore: @KV1NN4 My condolences.
thepandaman2000: !uptime
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 Mcgwee: I knew the counter would be covered in tajeout
 DarkMorford: Oh, the old DB couches
 Territan: I AM in this house.
  Sarah_Serinde: minksterella_ Oh I'm pretty sure he remembers how. He just doesn't want to be.
 ContingentCat: ah like the Desert Bus fart sponge
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 RandomTrivia: 
 KV1NN4: @thraximore Thank you. it was over a decade ago at this point, and only overnight. <XD
  Sarah_Serinde: It's important not to skip leg day
 RandomTrivia: Have you considered treading water, K'larysca? 
  Sarah_Serinde: I look forward to seeing those 
 niccus: this divot was made for me
Twilight_Spark: Part of the crew part of the ship.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Sarah_Serinde Susan didn't.
 Mcgwee: like the mattress from rugrats
 Sibwow: Did it hurt?
  Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish Exactly! And they're amazing
 Proprietous: @Sibwow lol
 JadedCynic: oh right, Fallen Angel - joined the rebellion - forgot that element.
 thraximore: Well yeah it was a long way down Sib, way to be insensitive 
 JadedCynic: Not even severance pay
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 Proprietous: I can TELL it's the oldest...
 asthanius: The CEO of Casino Good Times is a great title
 Alahmnat: aww
 asthanius: A bit sudden
 Proprietous: oh NO he fell for an angel
 Alas_Babylon: "We both rolled natural 1s, and well..."
 ContingentCat: aww
 RandomTrivia: Aww
 Orgmastron: So romantic 
 Mcgwee: romance
 Territan: If it's for an angel, is it really "falling"?
 A_Dub888: 
 drfox17: xilix with the /pat
 thraximore: from Haven 
 Science_and_Magic: This reminds me of Nog trying to pat folks on the back
chaostreader: He used to be single until he took a rapier to the knee
 Alahmnat: oof
 JadedCynic: I mean, he lost the evil rage, and the love softened him...
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah same Gailve 
 withwherewithal: we respect single fathers
 Orgmastron: 
 JadedCynic: Gailve hits on something
 asthanius: He has a real thing for shoes
 Proprietous: Where does he keep GETTING those
 pblackcoat: places
 SkylerRingtail: So, we're getting Dan back together with Moonsilver, right?
 JadedCynic: I figure the first 87 were either marraiges of convenience/political or similar
Twilight_Spark: 
 Proprietous: Wow this is. A mess.
 Hexi_Lexi: this poor, depressed, man!
 Science_and_Magic: Wait. Are these asides the cutaways?
 DexxTearity: love a good ravioli
 DarkMorford: *cue Frozen soundtrack*
 Snowcookies: lol
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mcgwee: hahaha
 Alas_Babylon: Earthioli
 PharaohBender27: 
 Proprietous: omg I love Nathaniel
 JadedCynic: oh MY 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Hexi_Lexi:  GAILVE
 adamjford: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: Gailve no 
Snowcookies: plz wow
 Science_and_Magic: It's the f*cking cutaways!
 JadedCynic: oh dear, I have a sneaking suspicion...
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan: SO much poison damage
 Territan: What system are they playing here?
 adamjford: that was VERY good
  mowdownjoe: Gailve pls...
SnowBuddy18: oh no, a "plan"
  Juliamon: This tracks with most cats I've known. "This is poisonous to me. I want to eat it."
Kyle_McQ: "I have a plan"
  Sarah_Serinde: Territan D&D with some homebrew bits
 JadedCynic: PLEASE!
 asthanius: OH MY GOD
 thraximore: The improvement is getting a different drink 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 drfox17: woooooow
 Alahmnat: lol
 DarkMorford: 
 JadedCynic: Cailve is taking one for the tea- OMG
JPattemore: omg
 A_Dub888: “Tummy issues”
 Proprietous: *scream*
 iris_of_ether:  
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousWiseCroissant4Head-BMHg6_sDRBeduGZA
  mowdownjoe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 drfox17: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 Mcgwee: Fancy Fest yessss
 Science_and_Magic: Perfect!
 SmithKurosaki: NICE
tehfewl: How much of this character was just to use that pun
 Proprietous: Fancy Feast i SWEAR
 JadedCynic stands and applauds Nate  THAT. WAS. PERFECT.  
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SourSpunkyPrariedogAMPEnergyCherry-G4nKH7YniSWnMNvo
 JadedCynic: Forget a yellow card, that's getting an MVP Star of the Game there!
 memnus: Finding an unspoiled avocado in the fridge in Hell? He truly is a powerful bard.
 PharaohBender27: I'
 Mcgwee: truth
 PharaohBender27: *I'm clearly going to have to go back to the VOD to clip the Fancy Feast bit
  Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Hey let's try and avoid using nicknames for people unless we know they use them/are comfortable with them (unless you're more familiar with Nathaniel than I am and know this already)
 JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde good point!!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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 InkyGhoast: im so proud of greg
  Sarah_Serinde: Aww progress!
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Greg
 JadedCynic: yes! 
 Mcgwee: Good Job Greg
 BibitteNoire: Pawgress
 Mcgwee: 
 PharaohBender27: @BibitteNoire 
 corpocracy: 
 codl_: beautiful
trainumwalking: The healing process begins!
 Science_and_Magic: Have we established bardic focuses? Focci?
 Territan: Greg and his love of paté.
  Sarah_Serinde: K'larysca with the photos of this beautiful moment
Comeback323: wow i didn't come here for feels
 Terr0rc0tta: Greg’s taken the first step
 SmithKurosaki: @comeback323 clearly you've not seen queer eye before 
 Territan: Greg's *given* the first step.
 A_Dub888: !findquote pump
  LRRbot: Quote #2631: "The Canadian economy is exporting softwoods that get pulped into sawdust and pumped into hams." —Ian [2016-05-30]
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha
 Mcgwee: haha
 Terr0rc0tta: @territan well done
  Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
 Alahmnat: bougie tissues, lol
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 Mcgwee: Tear stained Pump pile ahoy!
 SmithKurosaki: pop!
 PharaohBender27: I can *hear* that sound
 Territan: Why, when I look at Greg, do I inexplicably think "Grunkle Stan"?
 NotCainNorAbel: Gold can tarnish.  It takes a lot of heat and pressure
 DarkMorford: @PharaohBender27 I'm reminded of Ian's pen. You know the one. 
 JadedCynic: Ohhhhh, Greg - come on, let's take some pride in ourselves...
 Science_and_Magic: Definitely real gold, and it's definitely the air that's causing it to tarnish
 PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford I'd almost forgotten about that!
  Sarah_Serinde: Never touched
 Hexi_Lexi: im honestly very proud of Greg. hes making good steps towards his future
 JadedCynic: often it's more a case of the gold getting coated with dust, soot, ash, grime, etc
 RandomTrivia: Garbage bags of holding 
 pblackcoat: garbage bag of holding!
tehfewl: heft
tehfewl: y
PatTheRiot: hefty Hefty HEFTY
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Bold, Xilix
 Mcgwee: Hellfty
 falingard: calling shoe monster
 corpocracy: I just..  uh... need your marching order
 pblackcoat: I'm Glad Vrada found those
 fcloud: The Devil Welcomes Vrada
 asthanius: Shoe Imps!
 drfox17: i guess every bag of holding an be a garbage bag of holding
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 Mcgwee: oh
 PharaohBender27: Imp attack!
 thraximore: not again D:
 Science_and_Magic: WOO! Combat!
 withwherewithal: Wouldn't it be "What the heaven"?
 JadedCynic: Y'all aren't paying Greg rent; skeedaddle or be put to work, Imps!
  Sarah_Serinde:  
tehfewl: if i had nickel for every time i was attacked by imps when i opened my closet
 thraximore: @tehfewl would you have two nickels?
undeaddragon960: i must have missed this earlier, but does anyone know what level campaign is this?
 fcloud: imp squatters
  Sarah_Serinde: undeaddragon960 I don't think they said
 ContingentCat: I would believe "Nifty initiative tracker thingy" would be what Paul would name it
 RandomTrivia: Between 1 and 5 based on the size of the inspiration die
  Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Oh definitely
 RandomTrivia: 1 and 4, rather
 fcloud: with five bards, this party might not be the most effective in combat, but they will have the BEST afterparties
JadedCynic: You're specifically the ones to be cleaning this up!
 falingard: cue combat music
 pblackcoat: that's a GIANT water mug Tappy's got there
 JadedCynic: Oh, I feel like 5 bards vs some imps is going to be a FLASHY battle 
Niahlah: ah HA.. I have sketched a sword.. beware!!
 fcloud: did somebbody say combat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY1Vetd7OCs
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Erika got mad ("mad") at me for sharing this the other day, chat, so I want you to know that my friends and I did a one-shot D&D game a while back with a party full of orc bards. We were the Orchestra.
 InkyGhoast: oh i like these jams
 Science_and_Magic: I've always wanted to play a chef character with big knives. I like Gailve
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
 Orgmastron: That's incredible Sarah_Serinde 
 ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde  sergeJustRIght
 niccus: what's a hestra
 SmithKurosaki: I like the order tracker
 RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde *polite applause*
 Mcgwee: 
 SmithKurosaki: also, nice beats
tehfewl: heck ya fight music
  RomanGoro: Sarah_Serinde 
 JadedCynic: oh, I LIKE this fight music
  Sarah_Serinde:  chat 
 pblackcoat: @sarah_serinde  
 ElementalAlchemist: Sarah_Serinde: that sounds totally rad though
 asthanius: OH NO
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 PharaohBender27: 
 Orgmastron: YES
  Sarah_Serinde: ElementalAlchemist It was very silly 
 A_Dub888: 
 asthanius: I feels like that's just death
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 falingard: time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH
 SmithKurosaki: NICE
 InkyGhoast: Yes!
 Science_and_Magic: I wonder if Vrada is doing a Monk/Bard multiclass. Just guessing based on her use of fisticuffs
 NotCainNorAbel: nice quik thinking
 InkyGhoast: Good!
 thraximore: Welcome to today's episode of Hoarders
 JadedCynic: Vrada is TAKIN'  OUT THE TRASH! 
 Proprietous: TAKE OUT THE TRASHHHHH
 thraximore: GARBAGE DAY
 RandomTrivia: I'm sure a bag o' imps could be useful to have later 
 JadedCynic: Kirkland!
 Mcgwee: haha yes I wAs hoping for trash imps
  Juliamon: Quirkland Signature
 omdorastrix: Fantasy Costco
 Alahmnat: Cursedland brand
 Proprietous: K'Larysca asking the relevant questions!!! Those off-brand bags are FLIMSY FLIMSY FLIMSY
 JadedCynic: ooooooo
 Mcgwee: double bag it
  Sarah_Serinde:  Erika 
 Mcgwee: works everytime
 Terr0rc0tta: The bag is made of hellophane
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulAgitatedSheepDansGame-i0SQbjr0_Pzjpcpp
   LoadingReadyRun:  double bag of holding, totally fine
 DEATHlikescats: Kinkland's Best
 Science_and_Magic: @Mcgwee DO NOT DOUBLE BAG IT! They're magic garbage bags of holding! Shit hits the fan when one goes inside another!
 JadedCynic: Yeah, bards can do combat - colleges son
 Science_and_Magic: Yeah, Paul knows what's up
 thraximore: 0_0
tehfewl: K'larysca is totally livestreaming this combat on HellTwitch
 fcloud: WitchTwitch
 RandomTrivia: 
 Orgmastron: LMAO Tappy
 thraximore: I forgot how terrifying any room with more than one Bag of Holding is
 ArmadilloAL: @tehfewl What's the difference?
 pblackcoat: Yooooo, gotem
tehfewl: @ArmadilloAL intentions
 withwherewithal: That imp is a bit of a wallflower
 thraximore: badum tshh
 RandomTrivia: Imp-aled
 JadedCynic: Imp - THIS is The Hill You Choose To Die On?
 SmithKurosaki: Cam's face 
 JadedCynic: poison
 Mcgwee: the face of a ruined dude
 Alas_Babylon: Yep, imps have some nasty abilities
 Alas_Babylon: CR 1s, but they've got tricks
chaostreader: Aren’t they immune to poison from Gailve’s food?
 Alas_Babylon: How long ago was that in game time?
  Sarah_Serinde: Good for those imps
 mawisms: I wouldn't have recognized tappy  if it didn't show  her name! lol
 SmithKurosaki: iirc yes chaos
 withwherewithal: Is Greg paying for the Imps dental plan?
Niahlah: Cam's trying to make a POINT
 asthanius: So anyway I started *stabbin'*
 DEATHlikescats: Freeganist Imps
Niahlah: oh.. wait.. what if the imps.. are unionized??
 DEATHlikescats: IMP UNION
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 DEATHlikescats: I am here for this
 Science_and_Magic: This is a really interesting thing I've never seen. A hole party of bards just passing Bardic Inspiration around and around
 Mcgwee: if it works
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: did we figure out what level the characters are
 ContingentCat: not yet
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sibwow: Bobtheninjagoldfish 3 or 4
 SmithKurosaki: RUDE
 RandomTrivia:  so rude
 A_Dub888: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate the visual aid
 Sibwow: they have subclasses but not d8 inspiration
 HorusFive: !quote free action
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Territan: A mooning? That's a peeled daikon radishing.
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Nathaniel Kiss) [now] I gasp in shock as a bonus action.
  LRRbot: New quote #7539: "I gasp in shock as a bonus action." —Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
 PharaohBender27: !findquote free action
  LRRbot: Quote #5790: "Screaming is a free action!" —Ian [2019-02-04]
   LoadingReadyRun:  I'm just imagining the bards standing in a circle and constantly giving each other inspiration but never actually attacking
 misteline: Nathaniel is amazing
 HorusFive: TY @PharaohBender27
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @LoadingReadyRun isn't that the good place architects?
Niahlah: did Xilix get hit?
tehfewl: is that a loxodon warhammer
 UWDJohn: !card loxodon warhammer
  LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
 ContingentCat: light as in weight or light as in like lightsabre
 SmithKurosaki: I love that pom is just using magic cards 
 fcloud: don't save me so hard!
 Hexi_Lexi: i hope Pom's Hubby calls him PomPom
Niahlah: could say this is an IMP-rovement?
 JadedCynic: Prince of Heavenly Wrath....this hurts me
 thraximore: He's out of practice
 JadedCynic: he has really gotten in a slump
Niahlah: and when they attack.. you've been IMP-ounded
 fcloud: dammit jim, im a bard, not an impsmith
 JadedCynic: grapple rules, I guess
 SmithKurosaki: nebbu stay in the bag
 Mcgwee: sounds like dnd
 RandomTrivia: 
Niahlah: One in the hand, One in the bag?
 fcloud: being stuck in a bag can make you feel imp-otent
 RandomTrivia: That seems like an appropriate reaction
 asthanius: good punch
Niahlah: @fcloud very nice
 Mcgwee: falllllcon punch!
 RandomTrivia: *Batman [POW] bubble goes here*
 SmithKurosaki: splosion?
Niahlah: it was an attack of IMP-ertunity
 PharaohBender27: OUCH
 fcloud: natural 20? IMP-ressive
 JadedCynic: wait, uncle?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Niahlah: if they faint.. do they go L-imp?
 JadedCynic: ahhhh, shooting into melee can be SOOO fun
gublash: ":D
 heartofgoldfish: i'm loving klarysca
tehfewl: NO
 heartofgoldfish: and her ability to explain it all
Niahlah: suddenly Xilix gets to enjoy Imp Chitlins
  Sarah_Serinde: Naturally
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SmithKurosaki: ahh, favorite kind of bard
 PharaohBender27: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Orgmastron: AMAZING
 ElementalAlchemist: "I'm going to take a selfie as a free action."
 JadedCynic: to be fair, tik tok DOES have a powerful suite of production/editing tools...
 Snowcookies: so dramatic
Niahlah: I wanna know.. which of the guys has that imp pinned to the wall.. and is it with that lean in thing with one arm
JPattemore: I'm imagining K'larysca killing the imp and then immediately turning around and doing a D.Va-esque selfie.
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BenevolentPatientPrariedogMingLee-4X8FlB3M1EbeWrNq
 JadedCynic: Galaxy Brain!
Niahlah: Fancy Feast... wow..
 RandomTrivia: Outplayed!
 JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah
SpookySpaghooti: @Arclight_Dynamo Absolutely, and we should not be surprised with his gigabrain
 vellebastet: Damn, I've missed so much of this. 😭
SpookySpaghooti: C'est damage indeed
SpookySpaghooti: @vellebastet definitely catch up when you can, it's been fun
 SmithKurosaki: I'm sad I missed the bilingual pun
Niahlah: OMG... I want... to make.. a joke.. about.. fairy fire..
 SmithKurosaki: ahh, d'accord
 vellebastet: @spookyspaghooti I bet it has! I absolutely will.
 SmithKurosaki: vrada takin' out the trash
Niahlah: Does the bag melt onto the Imp?
 RandomTrivia: Don't you bring THAC0 into this Nathaniel!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sibwow: page 320 in the DMG
 Mcgwee: from the grave, a powerful imp
SpookySpaghooti: No no no we are NOT talking about THAC0 right now, I still dont even begin to understand it! xD
 ContingentCat: it passes on
   LoadingReadyRun:  Available now: New Imp in a Bag©
 HorusFive: Where do they go if they die in the infernal plain?
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 JohnLockeCole: Oh hey, the imp died in the hells, so they get to stay dead
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun flip that card over; it says "Tell Beej" 
 vellebastet: Welp. I think I'll catch up to this later. 😅
 vellebastet: I hope everyone has a wonderful night! 
 withwherewithal: kebabs
 DarkMorford: Attempting to IMP-ale it?
Niahlah: it's just behaving IMP-roperly
Nimiphi: I just got in here from work and I gotta say Tappy's cosplay is so good!  I initially didnt think that was Tappy, 
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun  awkard_fart.wav
Niahlah: Pom hits dat!!
   LoadingReadyRun:  bludgeoned_fart.wav
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 JadedCynic: "The SWAT Team" 
 Ashen_Prime: Do we know what would have allowed Xilix to cast two spells in his turn?
 SmithKurosaki: oh my
 minksterella_: Pom isn't IMP-ressed
 Hexi_Lexi: GORGEOUS LOVELY
 Hexi_Lexi: im in love with pom
 Science_and_Magic: It's totally a tiny loxadon warhammer.
 fcloud: my hammer has a first name, it's i-m-p-k-i-l-l-e-r
 fcloud: "gorgeous lovely" is a great name for a weapon
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Niahlah: but the Cat is out of the bag!!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Ashen_Prime did he? Bardic Inspiration isn't a spell. I believe it is a bonus action
 Hexi_Lexi: @fcloud its also a great name for YOU!!!
 Mcgwee: 
 Ashen_Prime: @LoadingReadyRun He cast Faerie Fire and Healing Word on the same turn.
 ContingentCat: these garbage bags of holding are doing a good job
 fcloud: @hexi_lexi th-thanks...
 SmithKurosaki: get in the bag impy
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 Nyxjbm: I can only hear "gorgeous lovely" in Jonathan Van Ness' voice and it's perfect
Niahlah: I'm sure this room stinks
Wrexadecimal: YEET
 JadedCynic: Vrada be imp-herding like a BAWSS 
Wrexadecimal: Defenestration mode: GO!
KaleidoscopeMind: Just break it so you don't have to clean it
   LoadingReadyRun: @Ashen_Prime Healing word is a Bonus Action spell
 JadedCynic: Time for this Bag o' Imps to become a SEP
 corpocracy: Get in the BAG
 Mcgwee: stab it
 JadedCynic: (Someone Else's Problem) 
 JadedCynic: get in the damn bag, Genji! 
 Hexi_Lexi: get in the bag, nebby!!!
 Mcgwee: stab it
randomletters5: shoot it in the head
 withwherewithal: KNIFE to meet you
 JadedCynic: but you're a BARD, you have to do it with PANACHE 
randomletters5: who says you can't stab with panache?
 JadedCynic: yeah, lost d4s become the bane of post-game activities... 
  Sarah_Serinde: I have a knife...I have an imp...
 Mcgwee: hahahahaha
 JadedCynic: OH GOD NO
  Sarah_Serinde:  Vicious
 JadedCynic: that's just MEAN!
 ContingentCat:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 Hexi_Lexi: OH GOD, K'larysca
 Orgmastron: OH NO
   LoadingReadyRun: Imp has been banned from life
 Ashen_Prime: @LoadingReadyRun True. But characters are only meant to use one spell slot per turn. (unless I'm conflating a remembered house rule with actual written rules.)
 Alas_Babylon: As one does
 niccus: trips out of the closet
tehfewl: Closet skeletons!
 fcloud: hellbanned
Wrexadecimal: Like a xenomorph falling out of a vent 
 themlin: xlitix: what do have thereK'Larysca
 Nyxjbm: I'm sorry what's that order of initiative entry
 Nyxjbm: What does that say there
  Sarah_Serinde: Ashen_Prime I think that is a rule and it's easy to forget
 Alas_Babylon: @Ashen_Prime Technically yeah, faerie fire and healing word couldn't be cast in the same turn. But also, this is basically the D&D equivalent of REL:axed so it doesn't really matter much
  Sarah_Serinde: !break
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 JadedCynic: the former Prince of Heavenly Wrath has slacked into a soft cinnamon roll I MUST defend! 
  Sarah_Serinde: I love the Road Quest soundtrack a lot
randomletters5: got to go, bye!
 Alas_Babylon: @Ashen_Prime You are right though - if you cast a spell with a bonus action, the only spell you can cast with your action is a cantrip
  Sarah_Serinde: Just to note, nothing wrong with talking about rules as long as no one's being prescriptive about how things should be played 
 Ashen_Prime: @Alas_Babylon and @Sarah_Serinde, I was more curious if there was a Bard subclass that allowed for it. The DMs word is always law, and they said nothing against it, so it's a fair move as far as I'm concerned.
 Alas_Babylon: Again though - it's not gonna break anything in half
 Alas_Babylon: There isn't
  Sarah_Serinde: Ashen_Prime Yeah you're fine 
 Hexi_Lexi: god, this tune slaps. always groove to it when i hear it
 DarkMorford: !bgc
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 Hexi_Lexi: go support BGC, yall! He's an exceptional musician, as yall can tell!
 DarkMorford: Yep. Really talented guy.
qteazyyy: Hello
bennbomb: hi
 SmithKurosaki: greetings
 DarkMorford: Ooh, it's Jackbox week!
 themlin: her uncle: what do you have there? K'larysca: a knife! her uncle: NO
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun  im almost done Escape From Semolo Plateau, and holy heck its been a wild ride. i ADORE Dande
 Alas_Babylon: I'm curious how many tabaxi players go with the naming convention the book gives you as examples, where they're like concepts and phrases rather than fantasy names
   LoadingReadyRun:  @Hexi_Lexi thanks! I really enjoyed Dande as well
 Alas_Babylon: I love it either way, catfolk are awesome, but I especially love the way their names come across
 DarkMorford: I hope we get to revisit the Semolo crew at some point (probably after the whole pandemic thing is dealt with). If nothing else it's a lot of fun seeing Paul on the other side of the camera every now and then.
 Hexi_Lexi: @Alas_Babylon yeah, thats how i generally interpret their naming conventions. that said, worlds will always differ, as they say
 Alas_Babylon: Yepyep
   LoadingReadyRun: @Alas_Babylon I used the Tabaxi name system as a big part of Dane's back story, in fact 
 Alas_Babylon: Personally I love using song names for tabaxi names
 Alas_Babylon: "Chimes at Midnight" is a character I have brewing for whenever a campaign rolls around that he can fit in
 Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun Oh awesome
 Hexi_Lexi: @Alas_Babylon ooh, that gave me chiils. i love it
 Alas_Babylon: hehe
  Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
 PharaohBender27: And we're back!
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Alas_Babylon: And now for the 30 minute Elephant Joke
 DarkMorford: Oh no
 Hexi_Lexi: !SubscribeLoxodonFacts
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: unsubscribe loxodon facts
 minksterella_: of course
 Alas_Babylon: uh
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 thraximore: hahaha
 JadedCynic: oh man, what a momment to come back from the kitchen to 
KaleidoscopeMind: Bag *can* hold up to 500 lbs
 Science_and_Magic: 11 on a punch?!!?
  Sarah_Serinde: Love it
 Hexi_Lexi: DONT YOU DARE HARM GREG
 Alas_Babylon: Also now I realize, in a group where every party member is a bard, grapple builds seem *really* good
 Orgmastron: Science_and_Magic Vrada is stronk
 Alas_Babylon: You're almost guaranteed an extra d6 from a friendo on your Athletics
 JadedCynic: #ShootyShootyPewPew™
 PharaohBender27: "You SHOT me!"
 JadedCynic: K'larysca's legal team is on 24h retainer - the trademark is being registered as we speak
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: gasp
 margieargie: D:
 thraximore: D:
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: Oh hell NO you din't fool
Twilight_Spark: 
 Alas_Babylon: Literal Hot Take
 ContingentCat: ouch
 margieargie: Trying to start a flame war
 2Flower: It’s lit, fam.
 Alas_Babylon: Yep, tieflings have resist fire
 JadedCynic: shit's on, bro
 Orgmastron: Yummy Delicious Cat Points (TM)
 drfox17: wait, xilix and k'larysca are related?
 Alas_Babylon: "Just got hellish rebuked ama"
 drfox17: how did i miss that
 InkyGhoast: oh that's cute, uncle niece duo 
 LadyAtarka: I love this so much
 Proprietous: omg K'Larysca's commitment to the internet lingo is so impressive
 Hexi_Lexi: @LadyAtarka i love YOU so much!!!!!
   LoadingReadyRun:  Assassin having a bad sneak attack
 PharaohBender27 starts chanting "Stabbin' stabbin' stabbin'" to the beat of the fight music
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: He's got a knife!
 ContingentCat: a knife?
HundreydAundre: B'Stabb'd U, Sir...
 ContingentCat: No!
 Alas_Babylon: a knoife
 2Flower: We’ve all got knives!
 Proprietous: @drfox17 I don't know if they are or she just calls him uncle as a dig
  Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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 Hexi_Lexi: "a knife!" "NO!"
 ElementalAlchemist: The old-fashioned way is letting the die roll onto the floor
 DeM0nFiRe: "It literally just says no on the dice, I don't know what happened"
 Alas_Babylon: HIM?
Niahlah: suddenly.. 1000 years of pain!!!
 Alas_Babylon: College of Whispers?!
 Alas_Babylon: That's *spicy*
 Sibwow: plus a level of rogue
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteStrongSheepHassanChop-Oewg2KY5z8IRbW26
   LoadingReadyRun:  Bard stomped
 SmithKurosaki: welp, he got wrecked
 NotCainNorAbel: Finish Him!
 JadedCynic: KILL
 Snowcookies: oomph
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cam was 
 Alas_Babylon: * ded *
 Hexi_Lexi: finish him!!!
 ContingentCat: 
 Alas_Babylon: so Vrada is Valor, Gailve is Whispers, do we know any of the other ones?
 PharaohBender27: 
 SmithKurosaki: FATALITY
 Proprietous: Hip hip hooray!!!
 Hexi_Lexi: where can i follow Nathaniel Kiss? they are the only one here im not following
 ContingentCat: @Hexi_Lexi https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374149002795446274
 PharaohBender27: Another!? 
 Hexi_Lexi: @ContingentCat thanks, friend
 JadedCynic: of COURSE they have those windows 
Giloido: yoyo
 RandomTrivia: Yeet! Those! Imps!
DrSinclaire: <message deleted>for a queer group you guys seems really binary
   LoadingReadyRun:  stuck in a bag of holding with a farting imp, this is Hell!
 Science_and_Magic: Well thank god we didn't end up with an inverted or punctured bag of holding
gibbousm: assassins tend to be pretty persistent
Giloido: that was rude
 Science_and_Magic: Now it's someone else problem
 DaSunao: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:32:31.
 until_may: This assassin is just petty
 ContingentCat: 
 drfox17: i'm guessing someone is sending the assassins to help him get his groove back
 fcloud: infernal seagull? is there any other kind
 JadedCynic: I mean he IS a Prince of Hell - how many ambitious underlings does he have in his Org Chart?
 Alas_Babylon: @drfox17 I like that theory
 until_may: Nathan I have those headphones too haha lit
 Sibwow: in 80% of hired assassinations the culprit is the ex spouse
Giloido: <message deleted>@sinclaire fuck you
 RandomTrivia: @fcloud I think they're related to their bigger cousin, the Hellbatross 
  Sarah_Serinde: Giloido It wasn't okay, but also please don't swear at or attack other people
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sibwow and Greg has 97 ex's
DrSinclaire: @Sarah_Serinde thanks bro
 fcloud: the plot is thickening!
gibbousm: an elephant never forgets. and they never forgive
 until_may: @LoadingReadyRun I mean, who doesnt
  Sarah_Serinde: DrSinclaire We're not gatekeeping queerness here
 JadedCynic: amateur assassin - left a paper trail; rookie mistake
 asthanius: "IOU 1 Assassination"
 Sibwow: LoadingReadyRun so on average each ex has .82% chance
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Once you pop, you're full of cream.
Giloido: @Sarah_Serinde tell him/her
 Alas_Babylon: Infermal
 heartofgoldfish: ah yes, church infernal, nothing like what they originally spoke back in hell
 fcloud: a mysterious paper? are we SURE this isnt jenny leclue?
PharaohBender27: @fcloud 
 RandomTrivia: @fcloud It wasn't in 10 pieces that we had to reassemble, probably safe from that
 JadedCynic: Then again, maybe not get the victim/target to read their would-be assassin's notes
 RandomTrivia: 
gibbousm: disco inferno, not deadly inferno
 JadedCynic: wow, lowball
 drfox17: "100 gil, we're rich!"
 asthanius: @JadedCynic I mean, Greg isn't exactly a difficult target to kill on his own
 Hexi_Lexi: PROTECT!!! GREG!!!
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so if we kill Greg...
 Sibwow: so much subcontracting
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:20.
 fcloud: it's a lottery ticket!! ... aw, not a lottery ticket
 Proprietous: Assasins-R-We?
 Alas_Babylon: Assassins R Wee. They're very small.
 JadedCynic: @asthanius true, his 'market value' isn't really at his peak right now
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Alas_Babylon there's been some downsizing recently
 Alas_Babylon: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat oh no
 JadedCynic: pro-forma contract
 Sibwow: greg hired the assassin himself so he could avoid the improvement coming to him
 asthanius: Those assassination contracts are so impersonal these days
 PharaohBender27: @Sibwow 
 fcloud: i feel like we might be meeting again some of the npcs from earlier -- scooby-doo style
gibbousm: quantity over quality
 Hexi_Lexi: @Sibwow wow, rude. buddy's trying
gibbousm: not what you want in an assassin
 JadedCynic: oof.
 fcloud: xilix: "...i'm sorry i asked"
 asthanius: I feel like Greg needs more than some lifestyle coaches at the moment
   LoadingReadyRun: They are lethal lifestyle coaches
 asthanius: I kinda want one of those
 SmithKurosaki: loving the current event updates there paul
SpookySpaghooti: I love how this is just Queer Eye plus murder
 asthanius: Well, not everybody. This guy's dead and his soul is forfeit, he can't be better. But you can!
SpookySpaghooti: Damn Erika thats good
 Alas_Babylon: That head turn tho
 Hexi_Lexi: i believe in you, Greg!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, poor Greg.
 Hexi_Lexi: gdi, now i wish i was in this campaign just so i could help greg
 drfox17: my personal theory: Annie hired low level assassins to help Greg get back to his old self, but it hasn't been working
 NotCainNorAbel: Clean the room first
 asthanius: It's not delivery, it's Devilgiornos
 SmithKurosaki: ^^
 Alas_Babylon: Malbolgedonald's
 corpocracy: This is so good
 SmithKurosaki: I was just thinking that Asthanius
 JadedCynic: I feel for this 'evil' Prince of Hell; I so want this all to succeed and all to be happy! 
 PharaohBender27: @asthanius 
 Alas_Babylon: *clap clap*
 PharaohBender27 applauds
 iris_of_ether:   
 LadyAtarka: This was amazing!
Comeback323: yaaay
 Science_and_Magic: Wooo!
 Snowcookies: Woo so much fun!
 SmithKurosaki: looking forward to next week 
StaciNose:    
 Hexi_Lexi applauds
 Science_and_Magic:   
 lirazel64: Very nice!
Comeback323: Tappy that was great
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - So much fun.
 Nigouki: Oh I'm so looking forward to more of this wonderfulness
 Suffix: THIS WAS AMAZING
 codl_: fantastic
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat stands and claps
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 thraximore:   
 Proprietous:   
 Jhoiraful_Chaos: This was great
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 asthanius:         
 JadedCynic: @drfox17 yeah; didn't hire GOOD assassins as the intenton was never to KILL Greg, just provoke him
 RandomTrivia: Pffft
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
 Snowcookies: Oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Hexi_Lexi: PERFECT
 JadedCynic: YES! that was brilliant! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good thing we have 2 more sessions!
SpookySpaghooti: LMAO
 thraximore: pft
 RandomTrivia:       
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SpookySpaghooti: This was so much fun!
 asthanius: Paul's muted
 Orgmastron: 
 PharaohBender27: Paul's muted
 Hexi_Lexi: pauls muted
  Sarah_Serinde: OH yeah we don't hear Paul
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like the others do
 Proprietous: Paul is also muted oh no
 Sibwow: no hes doing a bit
 JadedCynic: okay, I just noticed the broach - is that a Capybara on it?
 xantos69: 50 Thanks for the great stream, Fab Five!
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 JadedCynic: Tell Beej 
 PharaohBender27: 
 withwherewithal: swag garbage bag
 JadedCynic: next year's Pinny Arcade
 Hexi_Lexi: I ABSOLUTELY NEED THAT PIN
 RandomTrivia: NOOOO
 RandomTrivia: And everyone within 10 feet
Despoiler98: NOPE NOPE NOPE
 fcloud: tappy's cosplay is still amazing
 drfox17: turns out, the D&D team thought of tat
 Hexi_Lexi: PLEASE get me that pin!!!
chesul: just double bag it in something that's NOT a garbage bag of holding.
 JadedCynic: and unable to fly due to the bag, yeah
 drfox17: also, you can weaponize that concept too, by making a double back
 Suffix: Also, the double bag of holding has a planar explosion effect.
  Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen you were excellent as many NPCs
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 Hexi_Lexi: i REALLY want some Queer As Hell merch!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 drfox17: I'm so glad i remembered to catch this!
 corpocracy: Thanks Heather!
 OldManJohnsonMB: Tappy's alt twitter is amazin, btw
 drfox17: this was very good, kudos to everyone!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 Hexi_Lexi: @OldManJohnsonMB YOURE AMAZING
 Snowcookies: oh no
 Sibwow: get james a click pedal
 PharaohBender27: Oh no! 
 drfox17: oh no, the trigger finger!
 margieargie: Too much clicking!
 JadedCynic: his trigger finger! 
 DoodlestheGreat: OUCH
Despoiler98: oh GOD HE CLICKED TOO HARD
 Hexi_Lexi: oh no, poor James
gibbousm: now the clicking finger!
  Juliamon: It was a fight with a door, he said
 SmithKurosaki: f
  Sarah_Serinde: It was apparently a door-related incident
 drfox17: or did he do it during punch a chuck?
 niccus: he fought a door and the door won
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  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374091336031236097
 ContingentCat: according to his tweet it as a door
 HorusFive: Look, as you get older, sometimes you sprain things
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: I hope  's finger feels better soon
 drfox17: "I didn't die Matt. That's a problem for you"
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent priorities
 OldManJohnsonMB: As the oldest Tiefling, he is in charge
gibbousm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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 RandomTrivia: But don't click on the Head of the organisation...
 iris_of_ether:   
 gibbousm: 
MichaelVYee: 
Despoiler98: OOOOOOOOOO bonus
 gibbousm:   
 Sibwow: Death Walking around
 DoodlestheGreat: Norman Reedus and his Magic Fetus.
 Science_and_Magic: And walking around
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Science_and_Magic: And balancing
 ContingentCat: a lot of waking up
 RandomTrivia: 
 Hexi_Lexi:  
  Juliamon: Lots of corpse balancing and butt shots
 gibbousm: the building was on fire and it wasn't Paul's fault
 DoodlestheGreat: YAY JACKBOX!
StaciNose: all hail the ghost baby
 lirazel64: Also the baby is fine.
MichaelVYee:  
 Dog_of_Myth: Woooo Jackbox
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Hexi_Lexi:  Jackbox!!! 
 JadedCynic: Yes Cam - grew up with those...
MichaelVYee: Yay jack box!!! 
 Suffix: That happens a lot.
 SmithKurosaki: wow. it needs a krillin count?
StaciNose: all Mads.... yay
 ContingentCat: higher than that I thought
  mowdownjoe: YAY JACKY 
 Nigouki: wooooooo!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 RandomTrivia: Wooo Jackbox HYPE
 Suffix: @stacinose no one likes Mads.
MichaelVYee: Wasn’t there a FPS shooter with a “orphans made” counter
 Radyin: Can people promote their socials before the subs?
 Dog_of_Myth: Roll that beautiful sub train
StaciNose: @Suffix I know where you sleep.
 ContingentCat: @Radyin https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374149002795446274
 PharaohBender27: It
  Sarah_Serinde: We hear it though
StaciNose: also I will hog the cat
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: It's the Live music'
 asthanius: Otamatone!
 Sibwow: minksterella is their fathers name, call them mink
  Sarah_Serinde: I can't tell if Nathaniel knows he's muted this time or not
TheNextPaige subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like yes
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I feel like he's more emoting
 Suffix: This was a good stream with good people.
 Science_and_Magic: I got a call out form Tappy! Woo
StaciNose: @Suffix on that we can agree
 Hexi_Lexi: omg RummyKegstealer is SUCH a good username
 ContingentCat: very good cat friend
 JadedCynic: Kiss - you did a GREAT job 
  mowdownjoe: DA BITS DA BITS
  Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/kathleen_lrr twitch.tv/bravenewfaves
  Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/unarmedoracle twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
 Suffix: YOU DONT KNOW ME ERIKA
 ContingentCat: That's my strategy, I just have a LRR tab I leave open
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/TappyToeClaws https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
 gibbousm: did Tappy bring pocket bacon?
 Suffix: WAIT. she does know me.
 DEATHlikescats: if only that worked
 Suffix: Oh no.
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/whatiskiss
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 RandomTrivia: Yike
 EscherichiaCole: twitch.tv/escherichiacole
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sibwow: is that black humor
 SmithKurosaki: oof
 Mr_Whyt: Dark
 SkylerRingtail: I like him.
StaciNose: wooooow
 ElementalAlchemist: oof, but sadly accurate
ArdCollider: bless that man
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha thank you Erika
 margieargie: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/EscherichiaCole
 Suffix: #branding
ArdCollider: (or person, as the pronoun case may be)
 RandomTrivia: Your name has an underscore in it? 
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/BWheelerMTG
 SnowbirdMike: I had a Brady Bunch flashback moment when Tappy pointed down .
 gibbousm: yee haw wheeler
 Sibwow: benjaminUnderscoreWheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: https://www.twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
whatiskiss: @Sibwow African-American humor
 RandomTrivia: Benjamin "Underscore" Wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/kilnfiendpotter
 iris_of_ether:   
  Sarah_Serinde: https://kilnfiendpottery.com/
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Mr_Whyt: the usual
 SkylerRingtail: I like all these humans
 Dread_Pirate_Westley:  those things
  Sarah_Serinde: Also: Michelle mentioned it at the start of the stream - if you're able consider supporting https://stopaapihate.org/
 PharaohBender27: Never say that,  !
 JadedCynic: waiting impatiently fo next mondy 
 SerGarretCameron: never stop yelling at bad things. 
 Hexi_Lexi: i believe in Greg!!!
 JadedCynic: thnaks! o/
 Snowcookies: Bye!
 RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone! 
 Proprietous: Bye!!!
 MyrddintheWizard:  
 SnowbirdMike: Thanks LRR gang and friends
 DoodlestheGreat: Nighters!
 PharaohBender27: Thanks! 
 DEATHlikescats:     
 Science_and_Magic: Night folx
  Sarah_Serinde: I had so many tabs up this stream 
biggussaccus: bye bye
 Jhoiraful_Chaos: 
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Suffix: Thank you Mods. 
 ContingentCat: Thanks all, g'night 
 NotCainNorAbel: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks for all the work tonight as well.  Links and mod work.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia:   
 serramarkov: G'night streamers, gamers, mods and all!
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight!
 PharaohBender27: Going to stick around in case of secret  message, then go to the VOD to clip the Fancy Feast moment
 iris_of_ether: You're doing the lord's work, @PharaohBender27
 PharaohBender27: Ah, shucks, @iris_of_ether . @RandomTrivia 's also been doing clipping this evening.
 RandomTrivia: We make a good team
 SmithKurosaki: well it's all appreciated
 Snowcookies: Night Paul!
 SmithKurosaki: night 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 NotCainNorAbel: Good night all
 FenrisSchafer:  
 RandomTrivia: Goodnight Paul!
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight,  !
 ContingentCat: thanks Paul, g'night
 Nigouki: gnight!
 margieargie:  
 iris_of_ether:  
 Manae: Not with a whimper, but a finger banged in a door
 MyrddintheWizard: Night  
 DaSunao: Good night chat
 serramarkov: G'night Paul!
 RandomTrivia: @Manae *visible wince*
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