Tekcor17: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always restarting the generator.
DarkMorford: No wonder there's zombies everywhere
Dr_Shandor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
DarkMorford: benginHi
falingard: tappyt1Valanicepog
Sarah_Serinde: tqsHi
SnackPak_: sergeHi
RandomTrivia: Hi friends!
serramarkov: Greatly looking forward to this!
EscherichiaCole: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
iris_of_ether: benginHi
RandomTrivia: Infinitely hype for this series
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
ContingentCat: So Hype
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @RandomTrivia !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWESOME
CyndaneTierney: Hello everyone.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @CyndaneTierney !
DarkMorford: The excitement here is 😎 queer as day.
DarkMorford: YEEEEAAAHHHHH
RandomTrivia: Ok that one was pretty good
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
SnowBuddy18: benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
MAPBoardgames subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
MAPBoardgames: When I answered 42 on each problem, I failed my math test. I supposed I shouldn't take tips from a 5 book trilogy.
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xiivv7: time for gay
falingard: PowerUpL tappyt1Norn PowerUpR
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
v_nome: We get sginal!
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Anubis169: chat, start your engines!!
Alas_Babylon: Hoo boy, this is going to be a spicy stream, I can already tell
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: HENLO FRANDS
iris_of_ether: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: GayPride GayPride GayPride
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL braven10PRISM lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: AsexualPride NonBinaryPride AsexualPride NonBinaryPride
CanPlayGames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (38s ago).
CanPlayGames: oh
capt_canada924: BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
TheMerricat: Oh wowl I didn't realize that if you watched a VOD from the main page, it would automatically kick you out of the VOD and start the live stream when it comes online, is that new?
PrimsAlg: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
CastleOtranto: Chat, I can't help but feel a little... HYPE!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @MAPBoardgames English Author robert rangkin"Brentford Trilogy" currently numbers 11 books... so don't worry it happens.
xiivv7: PansexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride TransgenderPride
asthanius: lrrSIGNAL
Terr0rc0tta: Hyyyyyyyype
CanPlayGames: #TransRights TransgenderPride
Mcgwee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
Mcgwee: year old!
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PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Huh. I . . . don't know
laikagoat: zoeyHype zoeyHype zoeyHype
bjorlamn: I am ready for some GAY
boyesie: i have a feeling this is gonna be great
maybe_here subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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Earthenone: sounds annoting, must be a new "feature"
TwitchByron: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride NonBinaryPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Sarah_Serinde: PrideLGBTea PrideLGBTea PrideLGBTea
ruscobrog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
ruscobrog: We're Queeeeeeeeer!
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ellisdee67: Pride300
iris_of_ether: SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote
xiivv7: time for gay
CanPlayGames: ninehyTransheart ninehyTransheart ninehyTransheart
SerGarretCameron: PansexualPride PansexualPride PansexualPride sergePrideLove sergePrideLove lrrHEART sergePrideLove sergePrideLove PansexualPride PansexualPride PansexualPride
EtheraelEspeon: Ay! this is my first live dice friends lol
sendatou: hype hype hype
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BE GAY, DO CRIMES, PLAY MUSIC
Sarah_Serinde: EtheraelEspeon Welcome!
pn55: ssandRAINBOW
prof_membrane subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
prof_membrane: katesHeart katesHeart katesHeart
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join @kilnfiendpotter, @BWheelerMTG, @UnarmedOracle, @TappyToeClaws , | @EscherichiaCole and @whatiskiss for a brand new D&D campaign: Queer as Hell - Episode 1. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExHzlSfU8AEBaPn.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374149002795446274
PharaohBender27: Pride300
Jhoiraful_Chaos: NonBinaryPride
Orgmastron: Nice @ruscobrog
HorusFive: Pride100
catfoo123: HELLO
Alas_Babylon: wheelerMuldp fitzBEANHERE
lochnessseammonster: so excited for this PridePog
justanotherslapstick: this is gonna be cool!
Sarah_Serinde: This is an A++ selection of emotes, good job chat sergePrideLove
thraximore: Dang what a LINEUP
GoodHabitsGaming: well i was going to take a nap but never mind
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive LuvGift PrideTake PrideWingR
ruscobrog: @Orgmastron PrideLaugh
Proprietous: I'm very excited!!!
froshambo: hmmm i am accidentally here on time
justanotherslapstick: ye Cameron
catfoo123: PrideUwu PrideUwu
ellisdee67: PrideWingL sergePrideLove PrideWingR PrideParty
thraximore: This is gonna be hell, but that's a good thing in this context I suppose
Rytel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
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sendatou: GenderFluidPride NonBinaryPride IntersexPride PansexualPride AsexualPride TransgenderPride GayPride LesbianPride
justanotherslapstick: who's ur favorite Lrr'r
falingard: tappyt1Norn tappyt1Norn tappyt1Norn tappyt1Norn tappyt1DabURheartout
Mcgwee: GayPride
themlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
themlin: oh shoot, 13 months? already?
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CastleOtranto gifted a Tier 1 sub to Proprietous! They have given 7 Gift Subs in the channel!
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graywarden93: AsexualPride
buttayobread: katesPride wheelerKappap ghoulbLove PrideLGBTea
RuiFaleiro: PrideHeartL unarmeHeart PrideHeartR
thraximore: @falingard love that elesh norn emote! goodness
boomyakalolo: PansexualPride
Proprietous: @CastleOtranto YAX YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE
justanotherslapstick: BlackLivesMatter
Proprietous: <3
iris_of_ether: PrideFloat PridePog PrideLaugh PrideUwu PrideKoala PrideLion PrideWorld
ContingentCat: AsexualPride NonBinaryPride
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SmithKurosaki: greetings
sendatou: KappaPride KappaPride
themlin: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1Bacon tappyt1Bacon
boomyakalolo: GenderFluidPride TransgenderPride AsexualPride PansexualPride GayPride LesbianPride BisexualPride IntersexPride
drfox17: i made it in time!
SnowbirdMike: Evening All.
graywarden93: NonBinaryPride NonBinaryPride IntersexPride PansexualPride AsexualPride TransgenderPride GayPride LesbianPride BisexualPride
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful friends who i love more than words can express!!!!!
justanotherslapstick: and GayPride
CastleOtranto: @Proprietous Oops, my finger slipped.
gibbousm: aw yeah, I had great timing for once
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydHype PrideUwu PrideLGBTea
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Mcgwee: KappaPride
Proprietous: @CastleOtranto Friend you are too kind
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minksterella_: Let's go have a great time and hopefully a goblin or two
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DEATHlikescats: critroleHeart PrideRise PrideLove critroleVibes PridePog critroleAshley PrideCrown cypher1Queen kaypikeNEONRAINBOW critroleDfmg cbardHype
SmithKurosaki: so excited :3
Proprietous: Y'all I just finished listening to Bylaw and Order for the first time and let me tell you: I am HYPE for more Dice Friends!!!
laikagoat: fionaVom fionaVom fionaVom
wynternyghtynggale: hiya everyonr
ContingentCat: I set an alarm on my phone for this one
SnowBuddy18: okay, I'm here for some amazing shenaniganery
margieargie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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Alas_Babylon: BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
boomyakalolo: LuvHearts
PharaohBender27: GET READY
Gaytanic_Panic: KappaPride GenderFluidPride NonBinaryPride PansexualPride AsexualPride IntersexPride TransgenderPride GayPride LesbianPride BisexualPride
thraximore: @minksterella_ read the sub message without seeing the name and thought "that has to be mink, right? who else mentions goblins for no reason?" wheelerKappa
Theycallmejokke: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
kaffeetrinken89: Noooooo (sleep for the wicked and friends of the dice)
minksterella_: @thraximore goblins are good
RandomTrivia: katesHype benginHype marked11Hype
kiddykong525: I have 6 ads in a row right now. what the heck
asthanius: !!!!!!!!!!!
thraximore: Indeed
misteline: just in time.
Ashen_Prime subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Ashen_Prime: AsexualPride PrideGive PrideParty PrideParty
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SmithKurosaki: omg! costume!
boomyakalolo: gerblins!!!
Hexi_Lexi: G A Y
alexanderthefine: wheelerY wheelerH
withwherewithal: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Look at all these amazing people lrrHEART
Orgmastron: Hi everyone!
CanPlayGames: Whew Got my coffee just in time PrideLGBTea
LinearGif: GayPride PridePenguin
PharaohBender27: "Dungeon Manager" katesLol
TheMerricat: Oh, two new faces I don't know! NICE!
SnackPak_: woo!
ContingentCat: katesParty katesParty
Earthenone: ohh kathleen and paul are here?!
thraximore: First time hearing Dungeon "Manager" love it
Theycallmejokke: PrideWorld
EtheraelEspeon: Jeez this is a lot of humans xD
drfox17: woohoo tappy!
maintainpriority subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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withwherewithal: Tappy, killing it
RandomTrivia: LUL
thraximore: LUL
mowdownjoe: Tappy is also running an in-character Twitter...
themlin: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
withwherewithal: This is going to be an amazing game
transcass subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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thraximore: That's my BOY ;_;
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrDARK
thraximore: On Dice Friends at last
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
gibbousm: Camera balance feels weird here
Hexi_Lexi: YAY WOO KATHLEEN
Alahmnat: huzzah!
Alas_Babylon: lrrDARK
Blessings_from_the_Void subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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NotCainNorAbel: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrKATHLEEN
Mr_Dirty: Kitty!
adamjford: Mulder!!!!!!!!!!
juion: Cat!
Orgmastron: KITTY
ContingentCat: lrrDARK lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
TheWooglie: Bonus Voices
zerotkatama subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
zerotkatama: Yay catching a show live!
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thraximore: wheelerMuldcb
sendatou: :,(
arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
arcaneIllumination: I’m unfortunately busy tonight so I won’t be able to watch live, but here’s to an amazing session and an even more amazing campaign!
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Chantzzzzz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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Orgmastron: lrrHEART
raaabr: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Alahmnat: lrrHEART
Hexi_Lexi: #AsianLivesMatter
thraximore: lrrHEART
Graham_LRR: Yeah Kathleen! (I am extremely biased)
raaabr: benginHeart
BtEtta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
BtEtta: katesPride
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Graham_LRR: lrrHEART
SmithKurosaki: hi G :)
Science_and_Magic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
Science_and_Magic: Helllll Yeah! So happy to have my sub renewal on such an amazing stream! Pandemic time has given me a lot of time for self discovery in my own queerness, and an all queer cast is so cool!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Science_and_Magic! (Today's storm count: 64)
RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR You would say that
Sarah_Serinde: Graham_LRR Valid
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2494 patrons for a total of $18,960.01 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: @Graham_LRR Gee you think? :D
JadedCynic: No time for hate, love is much better.
codl_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, codl_! (Today's storm count: 65)
Gaytanic_Panic: c a t
tehfewl: wheelerMulderce
Stoffern: "various imersions"?
drfox17: nope, it's just a house rule
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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RandomTrivia: Hi Mulder
Radyin: It's not an error, it's a house rule.
DarkMorford: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
PharaohBender27: That sounds like that would be rude
MAPBoardgames: ysbrydMod & lrrSLOTH are watching!
ItsAstridEh: Wait, which system is this campaign?
Alas_Babylon: 5e D&D
LinearGif: Well I hope they'll just feel our love without reading
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
minksterella_: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Orgmastron: Heather lrrHEART
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
JadedCynic: Thank you Cameron, LRRBot (and @DarkMorford :D )
Juliamon: Intro time!
cmdrzellgaudis: Michelle! You are so wonderful! Don’t be silly you do so great!!!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart
Hawkfrost000: TAPPY YOU LOOK AMAZING <3
Alas_Babylon: Already a slap
drfox17: this intro is very cool
SachielOne: Does Heather have you hostage? Blink twice for yes.
RandomTrivia: marked11Hype marked11Hype marked11Hype marked11Hype marked11Hype
Terr0rc0tta: Intros rad as always
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BE GAY, DO BARDS. .. Wait...
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
Graham_LRR: If something doesn’t match with your understanding of the rules: it’s a house rule lrrGRAHAM
thraximore: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Hexi_Lexi: OMG POM IS PERFECT
aceofroses_: did it end ?
s4mwise_ow: Oohhhh this tune slaps
trashyopossum: i love pom already, this is gonna be amazing
NotCainNorAbel: Holy Hell what an intro!
Orgmastron: BUFF LADY
laikagoat: zoeyFish zoeyFish zoeyFish
drfox17: i have a feeling i'm gonna like that cat
KV1NN4: kitty!
NoxStryx: wheeler as an elephant feels so right
Alas_Babylon: Tabaxi chef, let's goooo
RandomTrivia: This is a fantastic intro
asthanius: STRONG CHARACTER DESIGNS
Sniknob: Those are all friend shaped
Alahmnat: @aceofroses_ we just started :)
Mr_Whyt: kitty kat!
Arclight_Dynamo: What a great intro!
undeaddragon960: ELEPHANT!
thraximore: @NoxStryx ikr
Science_and_Magic: I WANNA HUG THE CAT
RandomTrivia: Who responsible this?!
Hexi_Lexi: i have known Pom for literal seconds and i am in love
Sarah_Serinde: Yes, yes it was
WarKr0: wheelerphant
SmithKurosaki: I'm digging this. excellent character designs
LadyAiluros: 14/10 best cat
RandomTrivia: It amazing
PatronSaintOfDoritos: look at all these lovely folks! this will be fantastic
JadedCynic: I have a sneaking feeling I'm gonna love every character
iris_of_ether: :3
margieargie: Okay good I'm 1000% here for all of those characters already
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
s4mwise_ow: Really expected “Tappy Toe Claws as... Herself”
ContingentCat: Art by?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I love Pom already, I love Loxodon
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes gdqClap
Ritaspirithntr: That elephant just screams Wheeler!
aceofroses_: @Alahmnat awesome! thank you
Sarah_Serinde: PrideLGBTea
helgridr converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
helgridr converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
NoxStryx: ohhh is that tappy?
pblackcoat: oops, all bards
Sarah_Serinde: It is!
couldntpickausername: name is spelled as a palindrome but is not pronounced as one....
memnus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
memnus: So hype to catch live!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, memnus! (Today's storm count: 66)
Orgmastron: It is NoxStryx !
Alahmnat: it's heckin' stormy here
aceofroses_: that cat is sooo cute
Radyin: I'm wondering if they are all different bard subclasses. I hope at least one is College of Glamour.
Sasha_conyst: all bards is gonna be great
porkupinesas: Oh wow. I totally didn’t recognize tappy 😮
ReynardWrecca: I really hope K'Larysca Explains It All.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Wrexadecimal: @ReynardWrecca hah!
Sarah_Serinde: You should follow K'larysca https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
asthanius: Pentagram is so good
Orgmastron: She does ReynardWrecca!
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
SmithKurosaki: omg.
Styxseus: Hah!
DeM0nFiRe: Pentagram lrrWOW
SkylerRingtail: Oh. Oh lord. I'm going to love/hate K'Larysca
falingard: Flinging some tea!
BlueFingers5: me a
raaabr: #engagement
JadedCynic: I have been trying to get on Pentagram for ages, but I haven't hit the age requirement since I'm merely mortal
lilliththestupid: #content
Wrexadecimal: Oh *good*. An influencer LUL
SnowBuddy18: so good
lirazel64: Wheee!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay that voice is going to kill me. lol
raaabr: That's...powerful
Sarah_Serinde: Didn't have the instagram at hand but here we are https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
2Flower: Stands to reason.
SkylerRingtail: Do ya'll hear a phone vibrating?
raaabr: **The beans**
Shadwhawk: Someone needs to set their phone to silent
aceofroses_: amaizing
lilliththestupid: Nathan's shirt is wonderful
MAPBoardgames: I do @SkylerRingtail
SpookySpaghooti: TOE BEANS
ThePov42: We can hear Tappy's phone EXPLODING
LadyAiluros: yes phone is loud
Mr_Whyt: Skyler ok so I'm not going insane
asthanius: Oh god it's all the likes
Orgmastron: That's a strong combo
JadedCynic sits on hands to resist Gailve's beans
couldntpickausername: oh god I thought it was my phone for a second
DiscordianTokkan: I legit thought that was my phone
RealGamerCow: SkylerRingtail It's Tappy's phone registering all the likes for her character's tweets
ElementalAlchemist: The vibrating phone is definitely going directly into the microphone
memnus: The! Beans! The! Beans!
Zaraka00: ty tappy <3
SkylerRingtail: @Mr_Whyt I had to check my phone 3 times to be sure!
Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat she's got the phone
TheWooglie: All the likes
lilliththestupid: buff lady
Proprietous: lol I think it's all of K'Larysca's likes blowing up her phone
Bobtheninjagoldfish: maybe dont; have your phone on when you tell people to do like your social media posts....
drfox17: wait, middleweight champion of what?
Orgmastron: We stan buff ladies
aceofroses_: natelie portman vibes
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and not have it near the mic
Alas_Babylon: Large Gay Elephant tee em
Hexi_Lexi: i. will. die. for. pom.
asthanius: So...playing himself
SpookySpaghooti: so Ben is just playing Ben
SkylerRingtail: @RealGamerCow Oh that's perfect. Very in character!
Alahmnat: but tell us about your character
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: Pom is SUAVE AF
JadedCynic: <3
Master_Gunner: so Wheeler is playing himself, got it
drfox17: wrestleing? boxing?
Juliamon: So, you.
TheMerricat: Oh, is that was it was? Shit I thought my hard drives were going... LOL
iris_of_ether: Wheeler that's just you
BrokenGolem: katesHeart
TheWooglie: what about your character?
PatronSaintOfDoritos: large gay elephant, very wheeler yes
corpocracy: Pom Strong
Sasha_conyst: I love Vrada already
silvalunae: cute as hell
SmithKurosaki: nailed it
kusinohki: I thought this was role playing...
Proprietous: I CLOSELY IDENTIFY WITH POM
ContingentCat: and Pom?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Soooo just a self-insert with tusks
DoodlestheGreat: We should certainly HOPE so!
InkyGhoast: that's just wheeler
thraximore: beat me to it umbraHappy
Orgmastron: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Wheeler is playing Wheeler sergeJustRight
aceofroses_: Pom is super boojack horseman
lilliththestupid: wheeler is just playing himself
undeaddragon960: this elephant has alot of parralel to ben!
JadedCynic: Pom is my spirit bard
Hexi_Lexi: so Tappy and Wheeler are just playing themselves. got it
ReynardWrecca: There is absolutely going to be an award-winning Adult Swim-style cartoon series about Pom.
TheMerricat: @kusinohki playing yourself is still playing a role lrrBEEJ
juion: Tappy is distinctly not a dinosaur in this campaign..... yet
embyrr_the_dragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
embyrr_the_dragon: Is Wheeler even role playing?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, embyrr_the_dragon! (Today's storm count: 67)
deadorator: wait, should "Gailve Fleur" be "Glaive Fleur" or is that intentional and I missed something critical?
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: RPGFireball
JadedCynic: ehhhh, this really IS hell! O_o
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @LoadingReadyRun how many episodes is this campaign? did that get covered adn I missed it?
Styxseus: I already love this
Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish 3
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Sarah_Serinde thank you
JadedCynic: these images....
raaabr: Oh no
raaabr: The gnome
Sarah_Serinde: What good art :D
RandomTrivia: Ah, there's Kathleen?
Hexi_Lexi: @neb_200 this is fair
RandomTrivia: That is VERY strong art
Science_and_Magic: I want to roll them down the street
raaabr: ~~Oh Gnome~~
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Gnomes are evil.
kusinohki: npc artwork??!!
withwherewithal: Gnome away from Home
MAPBoardgames: The producer
amuseoffirebane: I adore these designs
Rhynerd: I love this scribbling friend already
Orgmastron: Featherweight does good art
PharaohBender27: Bard!
Science_and_Magic: BARD!
Alas_Babylon: B!RD ... wait
JadedCynic: ohhh featherweight....such perfect art to accompany these vivid descriptions
Science_and_Magic: Lol
ElementalAlchemist: BARD! Monthly®
JadedCynic: BARD! Monthly
SpookySpaghooti: Omg that little squire art is so fucking cute
Alas_Babylon: BRAD?
Carsonogenics_: everyone looks so wonderful tonight lmcbComfy
SnowbirdMike: Graham. If you watching this chat. i need a T-shirt with Pom on it.
RandomTrivia: "Hell in a ... Hell?"
Despoiler98: Whats on Page 6 of BARD!
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
JadedCynic: @ElementalAlchemist touche <3
SpookySpaghooti: Kiss is having a reaction lmao
SkylerRingtail: Nathaniel's reaction was *chef's kiss*
ElementalAlchemist: :P
RandomTrivia: @SkylerRingtail benginFingers
Alas_Babylon: @SkylerRingtail ok u
RomanGoro: Time out, is Michelle wearing a cat brooch?
memnus: Almost certainly.
JadedCynic: I'm @'ing Beej on twitter about Queer as Hell charachter shirts...
aceofroses_: @RomanGoro oh...yes!
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frostownik: what a time to resub! have a great game!
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Alahmnat: begolder?
Sarah_Serinde: By the way, chat, if you're not familiar with our guests: https://twitter.com/whatiskiss https://twitter.com/TappyToeClaws
aceofroses_: they all dressed so well
RandomTrivia: Hell confirmed Vegas, I guess :D
SpookySpaghooti: A Beholder owned casino sounds like an awful and super fun place
JadedCynic: I want to take a gambling vacation at The Golden Beholder...
Sarah_Serinde: And Erika who you may know from Desert Bus (and who recently started streaming) https://twitter.com/EscherichiaCole
Alas_Babylon: Could you spell that? V:
Science_and_Magic: Annie what now?
Alas_Babylon: Annie Areyouok
JadedCynic: oh no, he's Father of the Bride? Such obligations
pblackcoat: @jadedcynic when i asked about merch i got told that a French tuck is free. ;)
Sarah_Serinde: pfft of course
raaabr: Ah, the Elephant in the room
Alas_Babylon: Pom takes up approximately 40% of the space
KV1NN4: 5 weeks?? whew
Hexi_Lexi: @raaabr oh my god, i JUST GOT IT NOW *groans*
Alahmnat: perfect image
MAPBoardgames: Gailve is constantly cleaning himself
NavelWarfare: @raaabr I boo you, human!
raaabr: NYAHAHAHA
2Flower: Loxodons make great ninjas. Because you don’t talk about the elephant in the room.
RandomTrivia: Cameron YES
JadedCynic: managing to avoid touching either of his seat-companions
TheWooglie: 2Flower boo this man
NavelWarfare: @2flower I boo you as well! :D
aceofroses_: @2Flower clap,clap,clap
Alahmnat: a lot of An Arts, in the words of Kate Wagner
Hexi_Lexi: god, this campaign is gonna be extra AF and im 100% here for it
ContingentCat: "injection molded marble" wow
Alas_Babylon: Every layer of hell was 3D printed to exact specifications
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withwherewithal: Wi-Fi...Wizard Fixing??
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drfox17: wizard fidelity?
MAPBoardgames: yes
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mowdownjoe: Yep. K'larysca is the best, and the worst.
aceofroses_: ahahahah
drfox17: oh no, not even chain restaurants
RandomTrivia: I already love Gailve
raaabr: Surely hell has Denny's
SnackPak_: Ah yes, the Panara Index
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ding. Roll Credits.
drfox17: I'm sure there's a WaHo, right?
RandomTrivia: BeesApples LUUL
PharaohBender27: Bee's Apples katesLol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nono, decent into avernus is a seperate campaign
Science_and_Magic: We know from Dale that Hell has a hand in Arby's
DeM0nFiRe: 🐝 🍎
JadedCynic: Off the top of my head, Vrada is going to get Jeff in a great regimen and feeling better, Gailve will have him eating exquisitely, Pom will have him dressed fantastically, Xilix will have him in a space of supreme perfection, and K'larysca will have every level of the Abyss talking about him <3
drfox17: some kind of Waffle based diner
aceofroses_: does Gailve have a toy bunny ? or familiar /pet?
Hexi_Lexi: Bees Apples!!!! *groans*
DiscordianTokkan: OrangeHornets is my group's alternative of choice
JadedCynic: Binji?
SkylerRingtail: Is Gailve's name a pun of some sort? I'm wracking my brain and can't come up with - OH, Guy Fieri?!
Alas_Babylon: Aitch-Ee-Double-Glaives
pblackcoat: wait no bee's Apple? i thought it was hell, not heaven
Hawkfrost000: satanic thesaurus
JadedCynic: @aceofroses_ seems more like a pet/familiar
KaleidoscopeMind: 9 times is the most appropriate number of times to use Hell
Anexmedia subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
Anexmedia: 2 years? Why yes I will celebrate
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JadedCynic: still not as bad as Olive Garden - they must be in Hades
TheWooglie: beeapples is the *best* restaurant in hell
WarKr0: the *only* resturaunt
pblackcoat: "he wants to take you to...taco bell"
PharaohBender27: Huh
Alahmnat: oh, like Luigi's Mansion
JadedCynic: not organic (or gradual) at all
2Flower: Taco Hell?
JadedCynic: oh no...
raaabr: Fieri's delight?
drfox17: so a kinda out of the way resort?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: well, we didn't have the permits to build skyscrapers outside the zone, why would we
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds like brutalism.
PaperDoopliss: Cam looks very disappointed by this building
RandomTrivia: So much art! lrrWOW
fcloud: ooh! visual aids
drfox17: the bride?
ContingentCat: *marge voice* I just think she's neat
DoodlestheGreat: Devil Wears Prada?
CastleOtranto: Oh, Hillary Clinton. Wait... no.
Sniknob: These character designs are soooo good
withwherewithal: If the Devil was marrying a Demon there would be Hell to pay
drfox17: awwww
sivakrytos: pomegranates
ContingentCat: aww
Science_and_Magic: Orange Teifling, very cute
Alas_Babylon: What a combo, holy moly
fcloud: one of these cosplays is extremely strong
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
NavelWarfare: @withwherewithal And a third boo for you! :D
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, that's a painful comparison.
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
SnackPak_: that was a vivid mental image
Orgmastron: Martha??!?!
JadedCynic: Oh Devils - lawful evil; the Garden of Green must be with the fiends of the Abyss...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Thank the nine hells?
Someonenonotyou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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consolecowboy88: congreatulations on the wedding
consolecowboy88: congratulations*
JadedCynic: Thank the nine lords?
tehfewl: He has no style?
minksterella_: Not the panache
drfox17: it's very easy to let yourself backslide when you retire
raaabr: Mood
Snowcookies: lol I forgot this was happening
drfox17: especially if you throw your life into your work
corpocracy: I am here for Gailve's reactions
cnutter23_: lrrDARK
lear1987: I really want him to be the dude but with horns
JadedCynic: he's so stuck in the past? Just Gothic (the original, looks like a Gustav Dore woodcut?)
raven534: yay!!!! are we late?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DoodlestheGreat: "Now all he does is lounge around the house in sweatpants and furry slippers."
drfox17: he didn't show up to his own wedding!?
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
drfox17: well, one of his weddings
Sarah_Serinde: Flora is adorable
Gregarious_Potato: just got here, Gailve Fleur is the cutest character I've ever seen!
JadedCynic: @drfox17 what lord of hades would get nailed down into a contract like one of wedding?
KaleidoscopeMind: Are those pomegranates in Flora's basket?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes they are
JadedCynic: I would totally buy a shirt with the party on it - I love EVERY one of these protagonists
WarKr0: ~~I thought they were hearts~~
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Flora is well on the way through signing the umpteen papers to buy a cottage somewhere
SachielOne: So we're in Lost Vegas. Cool.
PharaohBender27: Nice one, @SachielOne !
JadedCynic: oh Greg, I thought Jeff
SnowBuddy18: hopefully it's not a cardboard cutout
JadedCynic: so Greg (G'reg? Gre'g?) is...oh dear
Snowcookies: oh no
JadedCynic: he owns it, but he doesn't waste his time running it
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
adamjford: lmao
SpookySpaghooti: "Im thriving! Hahaha!"
Sarah_Serinde: I'm just prepping this emote now lrrFINE_HF
A_Dub888: !findquote fluff
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
JadedCynic: !findquote password
LRRbot: Quote #3656: "Don't make your password fuckity." —Cori [2016-11-23]
corianderd: still true
Science_and_Magic: All lowercase?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the password is Dickbutt
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde no reason AT ALL
RandomTrivia: UHH
RandomTrivia: Ominous
fcloud: wheeler's sketch is somehow very wheeler
DarkMorford: Oh hai Cori
KeytarCat: fourwordsallcaps
thejester5411: THIS IS NOT BE HEAT DEATH!!!!! (aso haven't watched the last VOD)
Science_and_Magic: fourwordsalluppercase, one word all lowercase
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori gabyLul
Fantusta: iamnotabot
NavelWarfare: @corianderd I mean it's good advice! Speaking of... !badadvice
Sarah_Serinde: thejester5411 No, that campaign ended, please don't shout
Hexi_Lexi: hey @corianderd reminder that youre great and that i appreciate you!
Science_and_Magic: Erika brought an entire home gym, omg
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
Alahmnat: sadness tarnishes gold. got it
PharaohBender27: Are you sure it's not because it's really electro-plated gold? katesSass
JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic this IS hell, so of COURSE that would be the password (well no, it'd be in the Chaos of the Abyss - the lawful devils of hell would have a clear password....just 128 characters long)
Science_and_Magic: Definitely real gold, definitely the air
withwherewithal: Oh nooooooo
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
DiscordianTokkan: IT ME
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: OMG I love the tiny wings
Bobtheninjagoldfish: also wheeler?
SkylerRingtail: Oh no, it's Dad
Alahmnat: oh noooo
lear1987: he's perfect
Hexi_Lexi: there are 2 Ben Wheelers?!?!
Wrexadecimal: papa devil
Science_and_Magic: @JadedCynic I'm pretty certain that joke was from Jimmy Wong in an old Rocket Jump vid
Favre_Studios: Wheeler?
thraximore: not the BIRKENSTOCKS D:
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but that little flaming crown thing above his head is great :D
PharaohBender27: Of course there'd be PBR in hell
JadedCynic: Grey with white toes and heels, and red-white striping at the cuffs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Hexi_Lexi I'm glad someone else thought that
raaabr: Oh no
Wrexadecimal: It's like Ox King from DBZ merged with the south park devil. Love it
couldntpickausername: it's gonna be weird hearing my name this entire adventure
Pteraspidomorphi: Wrexadecimal: Very accurate
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We have a week!? Oh no
DoodlestheGreat: All he's missing is a pair of Crocs.
Sarah_Serinde: Oof
Hexi_Lexi: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Wheeler has MAJOR Birkenstock energy
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde I thought that was his tail, but it's a couple of stray hairs and a tiny burning crown, that is PERFECT lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Aw
KeytarCat: What's Kathleen's role for this?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: oh no
JadedCynic: worse yet, the can of PBR is a tallboy.
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat NPC voices
Sarah_Serinde: KeytarCat NPCs
Wrexadecimal: @KeytarCat I think she's every NPC?
JadedCynic: lrrAWW
KeytarCat: tyty
RomanGoro: KeytarCat Producer and some NPC voices
thraximore: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Oh thanks RomanGoro, the producer part is important too :)
withwherewithal: I feel everything is covered in spilt beer stains
drfox17: he's not even gambling!
drfox17: OH NO pachinko
niccus: ooh, wifi's back on
Alas_Babylon: Pachinko machines? This *is* Hell
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the Rideau Slots
Orgmastron: Pachinko? Pull the lever!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh
JadedCynic: gatcha-hell? Sisyphus had it EASY!
Hexi_Lexi: @Bobtheninjagoldfish the only type of people ive seen wear birkenstocks are Boomer Men, Gay Men, and Literally 101% of Lesbians ive ever met (ironically)
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, transitions!
raven534: Call Ian for the Pachinko...
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh neat feature, Paul!
A_Dub888: !findquote capitalism
LRRbot: Quote #5982: "I think a capitalism might solve this problem." —Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
JadedCynic: Oh yeah...
MaverickArtist: capitalism? in hell? checks out.
Science_and_Magic: This is Vega
Science_and_Magic: *Vegas
fcloud: neat transition
Sniknob: #sacky
JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic no, I think you had it right the first time, it's only one Vega
MTGRanger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
MTGRanger: Cool Resub! (Wait this isn't James' Channel)
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RandomTrivia: K'larysca knows what's up
asthanius: it's portmantasty
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait.. that just a portmanteau....
JadedCynic: so it sounds we have to revitalize the venue too?
NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:52.
fcloud: that little suit of armor is cute
falingard: GRUST
Alahmnat: grust
RandomTrivia: #Grust?
RandomTrivia: Ah good, the Chat Hivemind is functioning normally LUL
PharaohBender27: Does this place have zero janitorial staff?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: grross? nope that doesn't work
asthanius: OH GOD
asthanius: I am in love
JadedCynic: tiki...so hell is the 60s
ContingentCat: nerdy bards call it deutchmanteauing after how common it is in german to have words just shoved together
DiscordianTokkan: Man, Hell RULES
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and this needs changed why?
Hexi_Lexi: OMG THE DEVIL
JadedCynic: oh. okay...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: TH EMSUIC
withwherewithal: This casino had an idea in mind, not sure what that was, but it is something
RandomTrivia: Are we in the elevator? :D
Alahmnat: oh hey, musical accompaniment
Hexi_Lexi: OMG MUSIC
SpookySpaghooti: We got music!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
PatronSaintOfDoritos: looooooove the music
MaverickArtist: that production value on point
Science_and_Magic: If you like pina coladaaaaa! And getting caught in the brimstone!
Hexi_Lexi: holy shit, i am absolutely in love with literally everything this is
InquisitorGaia: I hope theres a Jukebox here
InkyGhoast: this is not margaritaville
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat head-pain-medicine-store, yeah that's totally a thing
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, it's JoeKim's Bartenderbot
neb_200: @RandomTrivia that went to the beach
Science_and_Magic: How do you wear down a glass?!?!?!
JadedCynic: oof
JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic eternal patience
MaverickArtist: @science_and_magic with gusto
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
InquisitorGaia: @Science_and_Magic time and dedication
drfox17: i can't tell if this is amazing, or horrible
thejester5411: @discordiantokkan Hell has rules..."Enjoy the island life"
Despoiler98: @Science_and_Magic clean it for millenium
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Alahmnat: yes
ElementalAlchemist: Is there a difference?
SachielOne: Yes.
RandomTrivia: Yes K'larysca. Yes.
fcloud: hellida
Hexi_Lexi: whats the difference, tappy?
Dog_of_Myth: Why not both
NonjaBiru: Yes
Favre_Studios: YEs
MaverickArtist: same thing Tappy
gualdhar: is there a difference?
Alas_Babylon: holy crap
MTGRanger: Been to one, very little difference
JadedCynic: Hell probably has less humidity
PunkRockZoologist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kusinohki: there's a difference?
mowdownjoe: Is Foxmar here? <_<
Favre_Studios: They're the same thing, especially in summer
DeM0nFiRe: I am glad everyone is making the joke so I dont have to LUL
NavelWarfare: As someone who lives in Florida, they're the same thing
Hexi_Lexi: @DeM0nFiRe what joke? :P
kusinohki: chat is a hive mind
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe glad to help[
drfox17: poor foxmar
asthanius: Fake rocks in Hell?
fcloud: fake rocks!!
withwherewithal: Why Fake rocks!?!?
fcloud: fauxrocks (tm)
ElementalAlchemist: I'm glad we'll all take this chance to dunk on Florida
JadedCynic: Yay, ST:TOS boulders!
ContingentCat: oh no
asthanius: WHAT
PharaohBender27: O_o
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
RandomTrivia: OH NO
raaabr: Nooooooo
KV1NN4: NONONO
MTGRanger: UHHHHHHHHHH
withwherewithal: welp
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: O_o
v_nome: This sounds exactly like what I felt Vegas was like
BrokenGolem: lrrWOW
withwherewithal: nope
fcloud: what!! that does not meet quality and safety standards
Hexi_Lexi: OHNONONONONO
MaverickArtist: yup, this is hell
Science_and_Magic: !help!
PharaohBender27: Does Hell have health inspectors?
Sarah_Serinde: Xilix is concerned
A_Dub888: OPE
withwherewithal: nope nopenope
SurfDownstage: :C
Science_and_Magic: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
JadedCynic: lrrFINE
niccus: does xilix actually want high perception
drfox17: Vrada doesn't notice!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh I hate it
drfox17: oh noooo
Alas_Babylon: lrrFINE
eshplode: Well this is a weird time to come in
CanPlayGames: obkatScare obkatScare
Hexi_Lexi: welp, never having another mai tai or marguerita ever again
JadedCynic sticks to a strict regimen of distilled water
InkyGhoast: I have to say I love helper Kathleen so much
falingard: cheap + sad = chad?
JadedCynic: this is missing the fun and livliness
SmithKurosaki: that was the wrong time to consume liquids
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @falingard seap?
Hexi_Lexi: @falingard holy shit.
JadedCynic: good metality
MaverickArtist: yes
Alahmnat: lol
MaverickArtist: fire
withwherewithal: Cast it into the fires of hell
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
MTGRanger: And then re re re burn it
SachielOne: Burn it and then deconsecrate it.
RandomTrivia: Seems about right LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #2326: "This fire sword is pretty hot stuff..." —Alex [2016-04-15]
randomletters5: hi
JadedCynic: Scorched Earth strategy
JadedCynic: understood
MaverickArtist: GlitchLit
Hexi_Lexi: also @falingard reminder that i appreciate you!
JadedCynic: @SachielOne or even consecrate it?
randomletters5: some demons just want to watch the bar burn.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
SmithKurosaki: oh no. it's a Navi
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's a SIM
Sarah_Serinde: Poor soul
JadedCynic: oh, so you're just getting started then
Alahmnat: it's the sims
InkyGhoast: someone sim'd them
Science_and_Magic: There's no ladder
withwherewithal: Sims Pool
JadedCynic: Sims Reference
Science_and_Magic: Sims
RandomTrivia: OOPF
mowdownjoe: O_O
Alas_Babylon: "Do you need a hand? Unfortunately I have paws"
JadedCynic: "Everyone - I get that reference - I understood that one"
Ritaspirithntr: missed chance to say “10,000 years”
Science_and_Magic: The giant devil squid??
pblackcoat: unarmeHeart
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
RandomTrivia: Oh nice
Orgmastron: HAHAH
asthanius: Unseen
UnnnaturalD20 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
UnnnaturalD20: ooh look a button
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Hexi_Lexi: Y E S
Sarah_Serinde: Is Gailve just...not going to touch a single thing in this entire building :D
JadedCynic: the unseen servant has a NAME - I never THOUGHT of that! lrrWOW
Juliamon: Sarah_Serinde I mean... I wouldn't
RandomTrivia: I am absolutely stealing the Named Unseen Servant idea
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Oh absolutely
pblackcoat: @sarah_serinde would you if you could do anything else?
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia agreed
Sniknob: freedom!
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: Oh, so they're RIPPED in the legs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: just the henchest legs that are pruney as heck
withwherewithal: They only had leg day
Hexi_Lexi: LUL
Alas_Babylon: SWOUL
ContingentCat: like hockey players
JadedCynic: half of Mike Phelps
Science_and_Magic: OMFG
A_Dub888: A SOMEONE didn’t skip legdY
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like that you all immediately went for the Sims when someone stuck in a pool
MaverickArtist: get down with that thiccness
JadedCynic: Leg Epoch
raaabr: I love Gailve already
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hon
Sarah_Serinde: That's not gonna go great here
pblackcoat: @contingentcat i was thinking water polo player
EtheraelEspeon: They haven’t skipped leg day in 2000 years!
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun admit it - you did it too
RandomTrivia: @A_Dub888 Never skip Leg 2,000 years
WarKr0: "Hot takes"
withwherewithal: I am just imagine a classic blanket ghost with massive chiseled legs
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: In these parts, we call these medium temperature takes
neb_200: oh no doogLaugh doogLaugh
Alahmnat: bootube
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: "Need to tone those legs? Just swim nonstop for 2,000 years!"
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
kamelion84: lol
JadedCynic: okay that's a tiefling...
RandomTrivia: PPFftt HAhahahaa
Proprietous: lol
Sarah_Serinde: I love Susan
JadedCynic: <3 Nate
coelopteryx: blood type: no
SkylerRingtail: "My blood type is Null"
BrowneePoints: My blood type is Void
MTGRanger: Wait why are we not asking why Susan was in hell in the fist place?
JadedCynic: Blood Type, none left...
mtvcdm: Blood type is O No
EtheraelEspeon: Blood Type: N/A
ContingentCat: opperative word grind
BrowneePoints: My Sign is: *the sound of a tortured scream*
Alas_Babylon: Wow, Baalfeed is something else
JadedCynic: O_o
kusinohki: show us your feet??
SliverHoopoe: TikTok is stil just TikTok in hell
MTGRanger: Blood type: Fire? Zodiac Sign: Is one
Sniknob: I like how every social media is spooky except tiktok
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
matthaus_c: socks for tiktok. feet is for the onlyfans
drfox17: oooooh nooooo
RandomTrivia: *gag*
MTGRanger: Oh satan no
Hexi_Lexi: NOPE
KV1NN4: nnnnnnnnooo nnnnhhh nooo]
Science_and_Magic: CAM! Knock it to the ground!
raaabr: The plant could use fertilizer
SnackPak_: mai tai-garitas are going to haunt me
JadedCynic: low maintenance
A_Dub888: Real fake plants
Science_and_Magic: Knock the whole tray to the ground!
KV1NN4: mai turd-garitas D8
JadedCynic: take them, yes - to be polite. DRINK them, HELLA NO
SkylerRingtail: Smells of Poop +1
RandomTrivia: M O U T H P A R T S
Wrexadecimal: it's just durian :P
NavelWarfare: Please don't ever say "mouth-parts" again lol
pblackcoat: guano infusion!
fcloud: lol "ammonia mixture"
ZackTheCatKing: Love this, thanks for playing!
MTGRanger: I wonder why
raaabr: This is definitely a campaign tier problem to deal with
raaabr: I say this without sarcasm
RandomTrivia: Nope nope nope nope nope
NavelWarfare: Wow could I have a landlord like that?
Sarah_Serinde: Man I wish my landlord felt that way about rent
A_Dub888: Oh heck
JadedCynic: "whatever we put in there"
PharaohBender27: O_o
ContingentCat: squid love??? I am concerned
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis
Alahmnat: I *adamantly* do not want to know what "squid love" is
withwherewithal: noooooooo
drfox17: oh noooo
Juliamon: brb putting that in the !box
minksterella_: Taste the squid love
adamjford: perfect
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Science_and_Magic: ERIKA NO
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JadedCynic: @NavelWarfare I know - so apparently in hell landlord are NICE?!? O_o
Sarah_Serinde: Erika yes
Hexi_Lexi: oh god, i just ate food, too
RandomTrivia: I sense incoming CON saves...
pblackcoat: that's what the 11th tentacle is for
RandomTrivia: oh dear
JadedCynic: Vrada now has dysentery
withwherewithal: oh no, no no no
Science_and_Magic: Better than 40 POINTS OF ACID DAMAGE
Sarah_Serinde: Nope no thank you
JadedCynic: Greg has a Infernal constitution - immune to disease and poison
MTGRanger: That bartender probably built up an immunity to poison off of those drinks
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
RandomTrivia: That is some impressive structural engineering
JadedCynic: Infernal Performer's Union, Local 666
floki4242: it's all fish covers
asthanius: Bongo-tastic
withwherewithal: Cacophany
NavelWarfare: Roll for thinder damage?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't think I have an audio cue for this
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PharaohBender27: Huh, Hell has unions? Would have thought it was a "free to work" place :p
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
drfox17: concussion damage!
NavelWarfare: YEAH
JadedCynic: sonic damage from the intensity
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
KeytarCat: turns out it's just Gamelan, but out of time with itself
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun That may be for the best
Alas_Babylon: 500 simultaneous castings of thunderclap
Alahmnat: emphasis on the "ow"
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 They have unions but they don't actually do anything
A_Dub888: !findquote sonic
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
fcloud: haha
themlin: oh. oh no
HundreydAundre: AS they say by the course,.....F O U R. . ...!!
niccus: casinos are made to make you roll dice
Science_and_Magic: I love random bits of comedic damage like that in games
matthaus_c: fantasy costco but on the bongos
JadedCynic: THAT sounds like typical Infernal music - esp from the title
SmithKurosaki: oof
Science_and_Magic: Gailve is probably quite sensitive to sound dmg
DiscordianTokkan: Oh noooooo
fcloud: oh no not my psyhic!
pblackcoat: i wanna hear this on brave new faves
NavelWarfare: I think I've BEEN to this performance
JadedCynic: thaat's FINE
withwherewithal: Impressive the Loxodon did not get effected by that as bad haha
PharaohBender27: This bongo concert is going to TPK :D
MTGRanger: This hell is more powerful than anything the official books or classical writings could imagine
JadedCynic: @withwherewithal I wager Pom has a high CON
fcloud: 500 bongos is a lot of bongos
JadedCynic: @fcloud the opening music feels like an artillery barrage
tehfewl: the concern on cams face was great
JadedCynic: O_o
Alas_Babylon: That's... one way to run a place
PharaohBender27: Well, that would explain some things
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
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Alas_Babylon: pffffft
withwherewithal: All the employees do bongos and one does bartender
DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
JadedCynic: And Cam is delivering BURNS IN *HELL*
KeytarCat: I knew Cam would have a real comparison :P
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Gailve gabyLul
SnackPak_: fair
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
InkyGhoast: pom holy shit
Twilight_Spark: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler :D
JadedCynic: that was an insult to 'bad'
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
minksterella_: he said no offense
minksterella_: so its not rude
Sarah_Serinde: minksterella_ That's the rule
JadedCynic: @minksterella_ it's just brutal honesty
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
raven534: rude buggy grey no rude back :)
asthanius: Openly weeping Prince of Hell. Great first episode everyone!
WarKr0: OH NO
Hexi_Lexi: I CARE ABOUT HIM
2Flower: katesPls
RandomTrivia: And now I'm empathising with an archdevil
Alas_Babylon: We've entered D E E P L O R E
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW_LH
JadedCynic: you all slayed a Prince of Hell in less than an hour. Congrats, Party!
PharaohBender27: Way to salvage this, Vrada!
Sarah_Serinde: Greg pls
A_Dub888: Uh oh
Hexi_Lexi: Greg plz
NavelWarfare: @randomtrivia I want that on out of context dnd :D
Alahmnat: rofl
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
minksterella_: if you can get the roomba to dance this might work
coelopteryx: greg is the mom from that one "hypothetical" post who presented the kids at the birthday party with the "fun pizza" made of fruit
RandomTrivia: Oh honey, one Roomba is NOT going to help this place
JadedCynic: Greg, you have to DO things at this wedding - Father of the Bride has RESPONSIBILITIES for the ceremony
InkyGhoast: please be stabby please be stabby
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, fair
Science_and_Magic: Does it scream when it hits walls?
RandomTrivia: That seems about right
Sarah_Serinde: Poor thing
Alas_Babylon: Tenser's floating disk has seen better days
Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
JadedCynic: @InkyGhoast Stabby wouldn't be stuck in hell - Stabby would have convinced Lucifer to release it post-haste
tehfewl: Greg yes
JadedCynic: yes, let's see the crew
xVeinFirex: I think Nathanial's camera might be a little behind audio!
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
Bobtheninjagoldfish: StanLes?
lirazel64: Oh, the poor fellow...
WarKr0: Dan's voice is so good
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ^lee
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen is doing A+ work with all these NPCs
chaostreader: That devil looks like Ian.
RandomTrivia: ^^
RandomTrivia: Whoops, sniped by chaostreader
JadedCynic: Dan , you have a pen over your ear
Sarah_Serinde: Xilix do you really want that for your pen
fcloud: @chaostreader you're just saying that because of the vest and khakis!
newcarbon: hey!
chaostreader: @fcloud I mean, yes.
Science_and_Magic: Lose two life, draw two cards
fcloud: @chaostreader you're not wrong
A_Dub888: !card sign in blood
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SmithKurosaki: @chaostreader excellent perception check
JadedCynic: this is Hell - orderly misery, not the haphazard chaos of the Abuss
JadedCynic: *Abyss
SnowBuddy18: @Science_and_Magic lose two life, sign two forms
DiscordianTokkan: So generous
KeytarCat: oh that's an active command
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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SmithKurosaki: y'all killin it atn
JadedCynic: oh MY O_O
SmithKurosaki: *atm
ContingentCat: oh wow
corpocracy: There is. SO much.
drfox17: pie time
Hexi_Lexi: i am 100% invested in improving Greg
asthanius: Got their work cut out for them
SnowBuddy18: everyone's 110%+ invested already
themlin: disaster devil dad
JadedCynic: Our heroes have a Herculean task ahead of them - Cleaning the Augean stables sounds easy compared to this
Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, if you're enjoying all of these fantastic people, this tweet has everyone's Twitters, go follow them lrrHEART https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374149002795446274 (Also @Kathleen_LRR because let's not leave her out)
JadedCynic: I have made plans for the next month for this
Bobtheninjagoldfish: i hope we et to hear a bit more from the charachters soon...
Hexi_Lexi: i am here for 3 things: Tappy, Wheeler, and Greg Improvement. everything else is icing on the cake
Science_and_Magic: @JadedCynic At least they don't have to clean stables in hell. Diverting a river into hell sounds even more impossible
Sarah_Serinde: And go Engage with K'larysca's socials, apparently it'll help the party https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
Alas_Babylon: Oh wait, there's actual accounts?
Alas_Babylon: That's some dedication to the bit
themlin: yeah, they're incredible already
falingard: Like cosplaying isthe character isn't? :D
Juliamon: Alas_Babylon It has actual relevance to her abilities
themlin: apparentlty it makes her bardic inspiration stronger
JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic I mean, a river of lava maybe, but that might have unwanted side effects...
neb_200: what soundtrack is this from LRR?
neb_200: The song?
Juliamon: !bgc
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Juliamon: This song is from either Impostor Nostalgia or Glory Days
Juliamon: (or the Glory Days remix album I guess)
Sarah_Serinde: There should be one slide on here that shows the currently playing song, but it's a matter of finding it haha
ElementalAlchemist: I think there are two, but they're really buried in the sheer number of cards
JadedCynic: #TooManyCommands
ElementalAlchemist: And sometimes that happens, where the ones with the song name don't come up during the song
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic It has nothing to do with commands
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, got there a bit too late
HorusFive: I've spent so long listening to VODs at 1.5x that hearing the music as intended is weird
Sarah_Serinde: (But the Road Quest soundtrack is fantastic)
fcloud: would be great to create a trigger to find out the currently playing song, if thats possible
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Juliamon: fcloud Unfortunate it's not tied into the backend
fcloud: i figured. oh well
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Juliamon: Music is manually controlled by Paul
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: Greg that's not what shoes are for
neb_200: Did the overlay.. get BRIGHTER? lrrSPOOP doogHuh
Science_and_Magic: Why the devil is he using heels as tissues?
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
JadedCynic: we can liven it up - we can work with it
Sarah_Serinde: Gailve gabyLul
DiscordianTokkan: Poor Greg
iris_of_ether: benginLol
KeytarCat: "And it looks good on you"
SpookySpaghooti: OH MY GOD i just realized this is Queer Eye
JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic the devil cries in prada?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey chat, reminder
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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SpookySpaghooti: Its even got a fucking eye in the logo art goddammit
Sarah_Serinde: pls give us good highlight fodder :D
JadedCynic: de-grime - I mean the air is smoky, so there's that issue
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
memnus: @SpookySpaghooti That hit me like half an hour ago and I had the same facepalm
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
JadedCynic: he's lawful evil - a creature of habit
JadedCynic: you gotta break him of his bad habits and coax him to better ones
JadedCynic: oh NO.....
PharaohBender27: LIES
drfox17: i wonder, when was the last time Greg had an adventuring party contest him
RandomTrivia: #BlatantLies
SliverHoopoe: ok, now we're just going full on Westgate
ElementalAlchemist: Bongozzz®
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
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withwherewithal: This is such an amazing game, so happy to be watching
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PharaohBender27: Bongozzz
DiscordianTokkan: Bongozzz
Snowcookies: oh wow
Proprietous: Gailve is losing it
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Alahmnat: this place needs a good power-hosing
RandomTrivia: It's a fixer-upper LUL
RandomTrivia: Erika YES
thraximore: What kind of bones?
HorusFive: A fine view of another casino you would rather be staying in
corpocracy: Good ACTUAL bones
Proprietous: lol is that a Circus Circus reference
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
RandomTrivia: Seems about right
PharaohBender27: A bonfire of the bongos, if you will
Sarah_Serinde: "convince"
pblackcoat: this is half queer eye, half Bar Rescue
pblackcoat: i love it
Proprietous: "convince" the "bongos" to "be on fire"
RandomTrivia: Dammit Kathleen I was halfway typing that
Alahmnat: if the bongos were to become burned
ContingentCat: ex-bongos
ElementalAlchemist: That's just setting them on fire
Despoiler98: Bongos became burned
Snowcookies: uh
Arclight_Dynamo: Nolongos.
SnowBuddy18: no longos
withwherewithal: Debongofy the casino
corpocracy: un-bongozzz
DiscordianTokkan: From Bongos to Wood Tubes to Ash
PhillKaiba: bongo genocide
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v_nome: Ask not for whom the bongo bongos
mtvcdm: If the bongos were to un-bongo themselves
JadedCynic: Bongozzz™
A_Dub888: Ba da bing. Ba da bye bongos
Alas_Babylon: If the bongos were to... not
JadedCynic: inB4 Copyright/Trademark Trolls attack from a different principality...
Alahmnat: nooooooo
Despoiler98: What if the Bongos.......weren't
SmithKurosaki: I missed something. are the asides supposed to be like the confessional cuts from this kind of shoe?
SnowBuddy18: I presume so
asthanius: Axe?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
drfox17: ordinarily, i would say that sadness in hell is normal, but this is just... sad
SnowBuddy18: will this article have scratch and sniff spots?
Mcgwee: please no
Sarah_Serinde: SnowBuddy18 Noooo
Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
undeaddragon960: pog pom
corpocracy: Oh Pom, dude
thraximore: wheelerPog
Alas_Babylon: Pommers, man
SnowBuddy18: Sarah_Serinde muahaha
ContingentCat: aww
Mcgwee: awww
xVeinFirex: Pommifers?
JadedCynic: *sigh*
JadedCynic: better times
Sarah_Serinde: Little blunt :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Wow Pom
JadedCynic: Greg's still got priorities
JadedCynic: <3
ContingentCat: I don't think subtle would work with Greg
PharaohBender27: I would dread having Pom see my apartment, judging how this has been going
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Good point
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat True
thraximore: the imps need to go :|
minksterella_: I know elephants don't forget, but Pom forgot how to be subtle
thraximore: @KV1NN4 My condolences.
thepandaman2000: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:22:01.
Mcgwee: I knew the counter would be covered in tajeout
DarkMorford: Oh, the old DB couches
Territan: I AM in this house.
Sarah_Serinde: minksterella_ Oh I'm pretty sure he remembers how. He just doesn't want to be.
ContingentCat: ah like the Desert Bus fart sponge
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
KV1NN4: @thraximore Thank you. it was over a decade ago at this point, and only overnight. <XD
Sarah_Serinde: It's important not to skip leg day
RandomTrivia: Have you considered treading water, K'larysca? :D
Sarah_Serinde: I look forward to seeing those :D
niccus: this divot was made for me
Twilight_Spark: Part of the crew part of the ship.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Sarah_Serinde Susan didn't.
Mcgwee: like the mattress from rugrats
Sibwow: Did it hurt?
Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish Exactly! And they're amazing
Proprietous: @Sibwow lol
JadedCynic: oh right, Fallen Angel - joined the rebellion - forgot that element.
thraximore: Well yeah it was a long way down Sib, way to be insensitive LUL
JadedCynic: Not even severance pay
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Proprietous: I can TELL it's the oldest...
asthanius: The CEO of Casino Good Times is a great title
Alahmnat: aww
asthanius: A bit sudden
Proprietous: oh NO he fell for an angel
Alas_Babylon: "We both rolled natural 1s, and well..."
ContingentCat: aww
RandomTrivia: Aww
Orgmastron: So romantic lrrHEART
Mcgwee: romance
Territan: If it's for an angel, is it really "falling"?
A_Dub888: lrrHEART
drfox17: xilix with the /pat
thraximore: from Haven LUL
Science_and_Magic: This reminds me of Nog trying to pat folks on the back
chaostreader: He used to be single until he took a rapier to the knee
Alahmnat: oof
JadedCynic: I mean, he lost the evil rage, and the love softened him...
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah same Gailve :D
withwherewithal: we respect single fathers
Orgmastron: :(
JadedCynic: Gailve hits on something
asthanius: He has a real thing for shoes
Proprietous: Where does he keep GETTING those
pblackcoat: places
SkylerRingtail: So, we're getting Dan back together with Moonsilver, right?
JadedCynic: I figure the first 87 were either marraiges of convenience/political or similar
Twilight_Spark: anneAwk
Proprietous: Wow this is. A mess.
Hexi_Lexi: this poor, depressed, man!
Science_and_Magic: Wait. Are these asides the cutaways?
DexxTearity: love a good ravioli
DarkMorford: *cue Frozen soundtrack*
Snowcookies: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mcgwee: hahaha
Alas_Babylon: Earthioli
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
Proprietous: omg I love Nathaniel
JadedCynic: oh MY lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Hexi_Lexi: LUL GAILVE
adamjford: lmao
Sarah_Serinde: Gailve no :D
Snowcookies: plz wow
Science_and_Magic: It's the f*cking cutaways!
JadedCynic: oh dear, I have a sneaking suspicion...
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: SO much poison damage
Territan: What system are they playing here?
adamjford: that was VERY good
mowdownjoe: Gailve pls...
SnowBuddy18: oh no, a "plan"
Juliamon: This tracks with most cats I've known. "This is poisonous to me. I want to eat it."
Kyle_McQ: "I have a plan"
Sarah_Serinde: Territan D&D with some homebrew bits
JadedCynic: PLEASE!
asthanius: OH MY GOD
thraximore: The improvement is getting a different drink LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
drfox17: woooooow
Alahmnat: lol
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: Cailve is taking one for the tea- OMG
JPattemore: omg
A_Dub888: “Tummy issues”
Proprietous: *scream*
iris_of_ether: benginWat benginLol
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
drfox17: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Mcgwee: Fancy Fest yessss
Science_and_Magic: Perfect!
SmithKurosaki: NICE
tehfewl: How much of this character was just to use that pun
Proprietous: Fancy Feast i SWEAR
JadedCynic stands and applauds Nate THAT. WAS. PERFECT. lrrWOW
JadedCynic: Forget a yellow card, that's getting an MVP Star of the Game there!
memnus: Finding an unspoiled avocado in the fridge in Hell? He truly is a powerful bard.
PharaohBender27: I'
Mcgwee: truth
PharaohBender27: *I'm clearly going to have to go back to the VOD to clip the Fancy Feast bit
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic Hey let's try and avoid using nicknames for people unless we know they use them/are comfortable with them (unless you're more familiar with Nathaniel than I am and know this already)
JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde good point!!
Sarah_Serinde: :)
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InkyGhoast: im so proud of greg
Sarah_Serinde: Aww progress!
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Greg
JadedCynic: yes! <3
Mcgwee: Good Job Greg
BibitteNoire: Pawgress
Mcgwee: gdqClap
PharaohBender27: @BibitteNoire lrrWOW
corpocracy: lrrHEART
codl_: beautiful
trainumwalking: The healing process begins!
Science_and_Magic: Have we established bardic focuses? Focci?
Territan: Greg and his love of paté.
Sarah_Serinde: K'larysca with the photos of this beautiful moment
Comeback323: wow i didn't come here for feels
Terr0rc0tta: Greg’s taken the first step
SmithKurosaki: @comeback323 clearly you've not seen queer eye before :p
Territan: Greg's *given* the first step.
A_Dub888: !findquote pump
LRRbot: Quote #2631: "The Canadian economy is exporting softwoods that get pulped into sawdust and pumped into hams." —Ian [2016-05-30]
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Mcgwee: haha
Terr0rc0tta: @territan well done
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
Alahmnat: bougie tissues, lol
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Mcgwee: Tear stained Pump pile ahoy!
SmithKurosaki: pop!
PharaohBender27: I can *hear* that sound
Territan: Why, when I look at Greg, do I inexplicably think "Grunkle Stan"?
NotCainNorAbel: Gold can tarnish. It takes a lot of heat and pressure
DarkMorford: @PharaohBender27 I'm reminded of Ian's pen. You know the one. :D
JadedCynic: Ohhhhh, Greg - come on, let's take some pride in ourselves...
Science_and_Magic: Definitely real gold, and it's definitely the air that's causing it to tarnish
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford I'd almost forgotten about that!
Sarah_Serinde: Never touched
Hexi_Lexi: im honestly very proud of Greg. hes making good steps towards his future
JadedCynic: often it's more a case of the gold getting coated with dust, soot, ash, grime, etc
RandomTrivia: Garbage bags of holding LUL
pblackcoat: garbage bag of holding!
tehfewl: heft
tehfewl: y
PatTheRiot: hefty Hefty HEFTY
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Bold, Xilix
Mcgwee: Hellfty
falingard: calling shoe monster
corpocracy: I just.. uh... need your marching order
pblackcoat: I'm Glad Vrada found those
fcloud: The Devil Welcomes Vrada
asthanius: Shoe Imps!
drfox17: i guess every bag of holding an be a garbage bag of holding
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Mcgwee: oh
PharaohBender27: Imp attack!
thraximore: not again D:
Science_and_Magic: WOO! Combat!
withwherewithal: Wouldn't it be "What the heaven"?
JadedCynic: Y'all aren't paying Greg rent; skeedaddle or be put to work, Imps!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
tehfewl: if i had nickel for every time i was attacked by imps when i opened my closet
thraximore: @tehfewl would you have two nickels?
undeaddragon960: i must have missed this earlier, but does anyone know what level campaign is this?
fcloud: imp squatters
Sarah_Serinde: undeaddragon960 I don't think they said
ContingentCat: I would believe "Nifty initiative tracker thingy" would be what Paul would name it
RandomTrivia: Between 1 and 5 based on the size of the inspiration die
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Oh definitely
RandomTrivia: 1 and 4, rather
fcloud: with five bards, this party might not be the most effective in combat, but they will have the BEST afterparties
JadedCynic: You're specifically the ones to be cleaning this up!
falingard: cue combat music
pblackcoat: that's a GIANT water mug Tappy's got there
JadedCynic: Oh, I feel like 5 bards vs some imps is going to be a FLASHY battle :D
Niahlah: ah HA.. I have sketched a sword.. beware!!
fcloud: did somebbody say combat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY1Vetd7OCs
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Erika got mad ("mad") at me for sharing this the other day, chat, so I want you to know that my friends and I did a one-shot D&D game a while back with a party full of orc bards. We were the Orchestra.
InkyGhoast: oh i like these jams
Science_and_Magic: I've always wanted to play a chef character with big knives. I like Gailve
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde lrrWOW
Orgmastron: That's incredible Sarah_Serinde :D
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde lrrWOW sergeJustRIght
niccus: what's a hestra
SmithKurosaki: I like the order tracker
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde *polite applause*
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
SmithKurosaki: also, nice beats
tehfewl: heck ya fight music
RomanGoro: Sarah_Serinde jlrrNo
JadedCynic: oh, I LIKE this fight music
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART chat gabyLul
pblackcoat: @sarah_serinde unarmeHeart SeemsGood
ElementalAlchemist: Sarah_Serinde: that sounds totally rad though
asthanius: OH NO
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
Orgmastron: YES
Sarah_Serinde: ElementalAlchemist It was very silly :D
A_Dub888: lrrGARBO
asthanius: I feels like that's just death
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falingard: time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH
SmithKurosaki: NICE
InkyGhoast: Yes!
Science_and_Magic: I wonder if Vrada is doing a Monk/Bard multiclass. Just guessing based on her use of fisticuffs
NotCainNorAbel: nice quik thinking
InkyGhoast: Good!
thraximore: Welcome to today's episode of Hoarders
JadedCynic: Vrada is TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH! :D
Proprietous: TAKE OUT THE TRASHHHHH
thraximore: GARBAGE DAY
RandomTrivia: I'm sure a bag o' imps could be useful to have later :D
JadedCynic: Kirkland!
Mcgwee: haha yes I wAs hoping for trash imps
Juliamon: Quirkland Signature
omdorastrix: Fantasy Costco
Alahmnat: Cursedland brand
Proprietous: K'Larysca asking the relevant questions!!! Those off-brand bags are FLIMSY FLIMSY FLIMSY
JadedCynic: ooooooo
Mcgwee: double bag it
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Erika :D
Mcgwee: works everytime
Terr0rc0tta: The bag is made of hellophane
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL double bag of holding, totally fine
DEATHlikescats: Kinkland's Best
Science_and_Magic: @Mcgwee DO NOT DOUBLE BAG IT! They're magic garbage bags of holding! Shit hits the fan when one goes inside another!
JadedCynic: Yeah, bards can do combat - colleges son
Science_and_Magic: Yeah, Paul knows what's up
thraximore: 0_0
tehfewl: K'larysca is totally livestreaming this combat on HellTwitch
fcloud: WitchTwitch
RandomTrivia: LUL
Orgmastron: LMAO Tappy
thraximore: I forgot how terrifying any room with more than one Bag of Holding is
ArmadilloAL: @tehfewl What's the difference?
pblackcoat: Yooooo, gotem
tehfewl: @ArmadilloAL intentions
withwherewithal: That imp is a bit of a wallflower
thraximore: badum tshh
RandomTrivia: Imp-aled
JadedCynic: Imp - THIS is The Hill You Choose To Die On?
SmithKurosaki: Cam's face :)
JadedCynic: poison
Mcgwee: the face of a ruined dude
Alas_Babylon: Yep, imps have some nasty abilities
Alas_Babylon: CR 1s, but they've got tricks
chaostreader: Aren’t they immune to poison from Gailve’s food?
Alas_Babylon: How long ago was that in game time?
Sarah_Serinde: Good for those imps
mawisms: I wouldn't have recognized tappy if it didn't show her name! lol
SmithKurosaki: iirc yes chaos
withwherewithal: Is Greg paying for the Imps dental plan?
Niahlah: Cam's trying to make a POINT
asthanius: So anyway I started *stabbin'*
DEATHlikescats: Freeganist Imps
Niahlah: oh.. wait.. what if the imps.. are unionized??
DEATHlikescats: IMP UNION
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DEATHlikescats: I am here for this
Science_and_Magic: This is a really interesting thing I've never seen. A hole party of bards just passing Bardic Inspiration around and around
Mcgwee: if it works
Bobtheninjagoldfish: did we figure out what level the characters are
ContingentCat: not yet
PharaohBender27: :O
Sibwow: Bobtheninjagoldfish 3 or 4
SmithKurosaki: RUDE
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW so rude
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate the visual aid
Sibwow: they have subclasses but not d8 inspiration
HorusFive: !quote free action
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Territan: A mooning? That's a peeled daikon radishing.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Nathaniel Kiss) [now] I gasp in shock as a bonus action.
LRRbot: New quote #7539: "I gasp in shock as a bonus action." —Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
PharaohBender27: !findquote free action
LRRbot: Quote #5790: "Screaming is a free action!" —Ian [2019-02-04]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm just imagining the bards standing in a circle and constantly giving each other inspiration but never actually attacking
misteline: Nathaniel is amazing
HorusFive: TY @PharaohBender27
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @LoadingReadyRun isn't that the good place architects?
Niahlah: did Xilix get hit?
tehfewl: is that a loxodon warhammer
UWDJohn: !card loxodon warhammer
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
ContingentCat: light as in weight or light as in like lightsabre
SmithKurosaki: I love that pom is just using magic cards :p
fcloud: don't save me so hard!
Hexi_Lexi: i hope Pom's Hubby calls him PomPom
Niahlah: could say this is an IMP-rovement?
JadedCynic: Prince of Heavenly Wrath....this hurts me
thraximore: He's out of practice
JadedCynic: he has really gotten in a slump
Niahlah: and when they attack.. you've been IMP-ounded
fcloud: dammit jim, im a bard, not an impsmith
JadedCynic: grapple rules, I guess
SmithKurosaki: nebbu stay in the bag
Mcgwee: sounds like dnd
RandomTrivia: LUL
Niahlah: One in the hand, One in the bag?
fcloud: being stuck in a bag can make you feel imp-otent
RandomTrivia: That seems like an appropriate reaction
asthanius: good punch
Niahlah: @fcloud very nice
Mcgwee: falllllcon punch!
RandomTrivia: *Batman [POW] bubble goes here*
SmithKurosaki: splosion?
Niahlah: it was an attack of IMP-ertunity
PharaohBender27: OUCH
fcloud: natural 20? IMP-ressive
JadedCynic: wait, uncle?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Niahlah: if they faint.. do they go L-imp?
JadedCynic: ahhhh, shooting into melee can be SOOO fun
gublash: ":D
heartofgoldfish: i'm loving klarysca
tehfewl: NO
heartofgoldfish: and her ability to explain it all
Niahlah: suddenly Xilix gets to enjoy Imp Chitlins
Sarah_Serinde: Naturally
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
SmithKurosaki: ahh, favorite kind of bard
PharaohBender27: katesLol
iris_of_ether: benginLol
Orgmastron: AMAZING
ElementalAlchemist: "I'm going to take a selfie as a free action."
JadedCynic: to be fair, tik tok DOES have a powerful suite of production/editing tools...
Snowcookies: so dramatic
Niahlah: I wanna know.. which of the guys has that imp pinned to the wall.. and is it with that lean in thing with one arm
JPattemore: I'm imagining K'larysca killing the imp and then immediately turning around and doing a D.Va-esque selfie.
JadedCynic: Galaxy Brain!
Niahlah: Fancy Feast... wow..
RandomTrivia: Outplayed!
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah
SpookySpaghooti: @Arclight_Dynamo Absolutely, and we should not be surprised with his gigabrain
vellebastet: Damn, I've missed so much of this. 😭
SpookySpaghooti: C'est damage indeed
SpookySpaghooti: @vellebastet definitely catch up when you can, it's been fun
SmithKurosaki: I'm sad I missed the bilingual pun
Niahlah: OMG... I want... to make.. a joke.. about.. fairy fire..
SmithKurosaki: ahh, d'accord
vellebastet: @spookyspaghooti I bet it has! I absolutely will.
SmithKurosaki: vrada takin' out the trash
Niahlah: Does the bag melt onto the Imp?
RandomTrivia: Don't you bring THAC0 into this Nathaniel!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sibwow: page 320 in the DMG
Mcgwee: from the grave, a powerful imp
SpookySpaghooti: No no no we are NOT talking about THAC0 right now, I still dont even begin to understand it! xD
ContingentCat: it passes on
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Available now: New Imp in a Bag©
HorusFive: Where do they go if they die in the infernal plain?
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JohnLockeCole: Oh hey, the imp died in the hells, so they get to stay dead
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun flip that card over; it says "Tell Beej" :D
vellebastet: Welp. I think I'll catch up to this later. 😅
vellebastet: I hope everyone has a wonderful night! lrrHEART
withwherewithal: kebabs
DarkMorford: Attempting to IMP-ale it?
Niahlah: it's just behaving IMP-roperly
Nimiphi: I just got in here from work and I gotta say Tappy's cosplay is so good! I initially didnt think that was Tappy, <3
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL awkard_fart.wav
Niahlah: Pom hits dat!!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL bludgeoned_fart.wav
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
JadedCynic: "The SWAT Team" :D
Ashen_Prime: Do we know what would have allowed Xilix to cast two spells in his turn?
SmithKurosaki: oh my
minksterella_: Pom isn't IMP-ressed
Hexi_Lexi: GORGEOUS LOVELY
Hexi_Lexi: im in love with pom
Science_and_Magic: It's totally a tiny loxadon warhammer.
fcloud: my hammer has a first name, it's i-m-p-k-i-l-l-e-r
fcloud: "gorgeous lovely" is a great name for a weapon
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Niahlah: but the Cat is out of the bag!!
LoadingReadyRun: @Ashen_Prime did he? Bardic Inspiration isn't a spell. I believe it is a bonus action
Hexi_Lexi: @fcloud its also a great name for YOU!!!
Mcgwee: gdqClap
Ashen_Prime: @LoadingReadyRun He cast Faerie Fire and Healing Word on the same turn.
ContingentCat: these garbage bags of holding are doing a good job
fcloud: @hexi_lexi th-thanks...
SmithKurosaki: get in the bag impy
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Nyxjbm: I can only hear "gorgeous lovely" in Jonathan Van Ness' voice and it's perfect
Niahlah: I'm sure this room stinks
Wrexadecimal: YEET
JadedCynic: Vrada be imp-herding like a BAWSS <3
Wrexadecimal: Defenestration mode: GO!
KaleidoscopeMind: Just break it so you don't have to clean it
LoadingReadyRun: @Ashen_Prime Healing word is a Bonus Action spell
JadedCynic: Time for this Bag o' Imps to become a SEP
corpocracy: Get in the BAG
Mcgwee: stab it
JadedCynic: (Someone Else's Problem) :D
JadedCynic: get in the damn bag, Genji! :D
Hexi_Lexi: get in the bag, nebby!!!
Mcgwee: stab it
randomletters5: shoot it in the head
withwherewithal: KNIFE to meet you
JadedCynic: but you're a BARD, you have to do it with PANACHE B)
randomletters5: who says you can't stab with panache?
JadedCynic: yeah, lost d4s become the bane of post-game activities... :\
Sarah_Serinde: I have a knife...I have an imp...
Mcgwee: hahahahaha
JadedCynic: OH GOD NO
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Vicious
JadedCynic: that's just MEAN!
ContingentCat: sergeModLove sergeModLove
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Hexi_Lexi: OH GOD, K'larysca
Orgmastron: OH NO
LoadingReadyRun: Imp has been banned from life
Ashen_Prime: @LoadingReadyRun True. But characters are only meant to use one spell slot per turn. (unless I'm conflating a remembered house rule with actual written rules.)
Alas_Babylon: As one does
niccus: trips out of the closet
tehfewl: Closet skeletons!
fcloud: hellbanned
Wrexadecimal: Like a xenomorph falling out of a vent Kappa
themlin: xlitix: what do have thereK'Larysca
Nyxjbm: I'm sorry what's that order of initiative entry
Nyxjbm: What does that say there
Sarah_Serinde: Ashen_Prime I think that is a rule and it's easy to forget
Alas_Babylon: @Ashen_Prime Technically yeah, faerie fire and healing word couldn't be cast in the same turn. But also, this is basically the D&D equivalent of REL:axed so it doesn't really matter much
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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JadedCynic: the former Prince of Heavenly Wrath has slacked into a soft cinnamon roll I MUST defend! O_o
Sarah_Serinde: I love the Road Quest soundtrack a lot
randomletters5: got to go, bye!
Alas_Babylon: @Ashen_Prime You are right though - if you cast a spell with a bonus action, the only spell you can cast with your action is a cantrip
Sarah_Serinde: Just to note, nothing wrong with talking about rules as long as no one's being prescriptive about how things should be played :)
Ashen_Prime: @Alas_Babylon and @Sarah_Serinde, I was more curious if there was a Bard subclass that allowed for it. The DMs word is always law, and they said nothing against it, so it's a fair move as far as I'm concerned.
Alas_Babylon: Again though - it's not gonna break anything in half
Alas_Babylon: There isn't
Sarah_Serinde: Ashen_Prime Yeah you're fine :)
Hexi_Lexi: god, this tune slaps. always groove to it when i hear it
DarkMorford: !bgc
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Hexi_Lexi: go support BGC, yall! He's an exceptional musician, as yall can tell!
DarkMorford: Yep. Really talented guy.
qteazyyy: Hello
bennbomb: hi
SmithKurosaki: greetings
DarkMorford: Ooh, it's Jackbox week!
themlin: her uncle: what do you have there? K'larysca: a knife! her uncle: NO
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL im almost done Escape From Semolo Plateau, and holy heck its been a wild ride. i ADORE Dande
Alas_Babylon: I'm curious how many tabaxi players go with the naming convention the book gives you as examples, where they're like concepts and phrases rather than fantasy names
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Hexi_Lexi thanks! I really enjoyed Dande as well
Alas_Babylon: I love it either way, catfolk are awesome, but I especially love the way their names come across
DarkMorford: I hope we get to revisit the Semolo crew at some point (probably after the whole pandemic thing is dealt with). If nothing else it's a lot of fun seeing Paul on the other side of the camera every now and then.
Hexi_Lexi: @Alas_Babylon yeah, thats how i generally interpret their naming conventions. that said, worlds will always differ, as they say
Alas_Babylon: Yepyep
LoadingReadyRun: @Alas_Babylon I used the Tabaxi name system as a big part of Dane's back story, in fact :P
Alas_Babylon: Personally I love using song names for tabaxi names
Alas_Babylon: "Chimes at Midnight" is a character I have brewing for whenever a campaign rolls around that he can fit in
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun Oh awesome
Hexi_Lexi: @Alas_Babylon ooh, that gave me chiils. i love it
Alas_Babylon: hehe
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
PharaohBender27: And we're back!
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Alas_Babylon: And now for the 30 minute Elephant Joke
DarkMorford: Oh no
Hexi_Lexi: !SubscribeLoxodonFacts
Sarah_Serinde: Only the most important of questions
Dread_Pirate_Westley: unsubscribe loxodon facts
minksterella_: of course
Alas_Babylon: uh
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thraximore: hahaha
JadedCynic: oh man, what a momment to come back from the kitchen to O_O
KaleidoscopeMind: Bag *can* hold up to 500 lbs
Science_and_Magic: 11 on a punch?!!?
Sarah_Serinde: Love it
Hexi_Lexi: DONT YOU DARE HARM GREG
Alas_Babylon: Also now I realize, in a group where every party member is a bard, grapple builds seem *really* good
Orgmastron: Science_and_Magic Vrada is stronk
Alas_Babylon: You're almost guaranteed an extra d6 from a friendo on your Athletics
JadedCynic: #ShootyShootyPewPew™
PharaohBender27: "You SHOT me!"
JadedCynic: K'larysca's legal team is on 24h retainer - the trademark is being registered as we speak
JadedCynic: O_o
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
margieargie: D:
thraximore: D:
PharaohBender27: :O
JadedCynic: Oh hell NO you din't fool
Twilight_Spark: panicBasket
Alas_Babylon: Literal Hot Take
ContingentCat: ouch
margieargie: Trying to start a flame war
2Flower: It’s lit, fam.
Alas_Babylon: Yep, tieflings have resist fire
JadedCynic: shit's on, bro
Orgmastron: Yummy Delicious Cat Points (TM)
drfox17: wait, xilix and k'larysca are related?
Alas_Babylon: "Just got hellish rebuked ama"
drfox17: how did i miss that
InkyGhoast: oh that's cute, uncle niece duo :D
LadyAtarka: I love this so much
Proprietous: omg K'Larysca's commitment to the internet lingo is so impressive
Hexi_Lexi: @LadyAtarka i love YOU so much!!!!!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Assassin having a bad sneak attack
PharaohBender27 starts chanting "Stabbin' stabbin' stabbin'" to the beat of the fight music
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He's got a knife!
ContingentCat: a knife?
HundreydAundre: B'Stabb'd U, Sir...
ContingentCat: No!
Alas_Babylon: a knoife
2Flower: We’ve all got knives!
Proprietous: @drfox17 I don't know if they are or she just calls him uncle as a dig
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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Hexi_Lexi: "a knife!" "NO!"
ElementalAlchemist: The old-fashioned way is letting the die roll onto the floor
DeM0nFiRe: "It literally just says no on the dice, I don't know what happened"
Alas_Babylon: HIM?
Niahlah: suddenly.. 1000 years of pain!!!
Alas_Babylon: College of Whispers?!
Alas_Babylon: That's *spicy*
Sibwow: plus a level of rogue
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Bard stomped
SmithKurosaki: welp, he got wrecked
NotCainNorAbel: Finish Him!
JadedCynic: KILL
Snowcookies: oomph
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cam was sergeOffByOne
Alas_Babylon: * ded *
Hexi_Lexi: finish him!!!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Alas_Babylon: so Vrada is Valor, Gailve is Whispers, do we know any of the other ones?
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
SmithKurosaki: FATALITY
Proprietous: Hip hip hooray!!!
Hexi_Lexi: where can i follow Nathaniel Kiss? they are the only one here im not following
PharaohBender27: Another!? :O
Hexi_Lexi: @ContingentCat thanks, friend
JadedCynic: of COURSE they have those windows :P
Giloido: yoyo
RandomTrivia: Yeet! Those! Imps!
DrSinclaire: <message deleted>for a queer group you guys seems really binary
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL stuck in a bag of holding with a farting imp, this is Hell!
Science_and_Magic: Well thank god we didn't end up with an inverted or punctured bag of holding
gibbousm: assassins tend to be pretty persistent
Giloido: that was rude
Science_and_Magic: Now it's someone else problem
DaSunao: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:32:31.
until_may: This assassin is just petty
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
drfox17: i'm guessing someone is sending the assassins to help him get his groove back
fcloud: infernal seagull? is there any other kind
JadedCynic: I mean he IS a Prince of Hell - how many ambitious underlings does he have in his Org Chart?
Alas_Babylon: @drfox17 I like that theory
until_may: Nathan I have those headphones too haha lit
Sibwow: in 80% of hired assassinations the culprit is the ex spouse
Giloido: <message deleted>@sinclaire fuck you
RandomTrivia: @fcloud I think they're related to their bigger cousin, the Hellbatross :D
Sarah_Serinde: Giloido It wasn't okay, but also please don't swear at or attack other people
LoadingReadyRun: @Sibwow and Greg has 97 ex's
DrSinclaire: @Sarah_Serinde thanks bro
fcloud: the plot is thickening!
gibbousm: an elephant never forgets. and they never forgive
until_may: @LoadingReadyRun I mean, who doesnt
Sarah_Serinde: DrSinclaire We're not gatekeeping queerness here
JadedCynic: amateur assassin - left a paper trail; rookie mistake
asthanius: "IOU 1 Assassination"
Sibwow: LoadingReadyRun so on average each ex has .82% chance
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Once you pop, you're full of cream.
Giloido: @Sarah_Serinde tell him/her
Alas_Babylon: Infermal
heartofgoldfish: ah yes, church infernal, nothing like what they originally spoke back in hell
fcloud: a mysterious paper? are we SURE this isnt jenny leclue?
PharaohBender27: @fcloud katesLol
RandomTrivia: @fcloud It wasn't in 10 pieces that we had to reassemble, probably safe from that
JadedCynic: Then again, maybe not get the victim/target to read their would-be assassin's notes
RandomTrivia: :D
gibbousm: disco inferno, not deadly inferno
JadedCynic: wow, lowball
drfox17: "100 gil, we're rich!"
asthanius: @JadedCynic I mean, Greg isn't exactly a difficult target to kill on his own
Hexi_Lexi: PROTECT!!! GREG!!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so if we kill Greg...
Sibwow: so much subcontracting
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:20.
fcloud: it's a lottery ticket!! ... aw, not a lottery ticket
Proprietous: Assasins-R-We?
Alas_Babylon: Assassins R Wee. They're very small.
JadedCynic: @asthanius true, his 'market value' isn't really at his peak right now
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Alas_Babylon there's been some downsizing recently
Alas_Babylon: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat oh no
JadedCynic: pro-forma contract
Sibwow: greg hired the assassin himself so he could avoid the improvement coming to him
asthanius: Those assassination contracts are so impersonal these days
PharaohBender27: @Sibwow lrrWOW
fcloud: i feel like we might be meeting again some of the npcs from earlier -- scooby-doo style
gibbousm: quantity over quality
Hexi_Lexi: @Sibwow wow, rude. buddy's trying
gibbousm: not what you want in an assassin
JadedCynic: oof.
fcloud: xilix: "...i'm sorry i asked"
asthanius: I feel like Greg needs more than some lifestyle coaches at the moment
LoadingReadyRun: They are lethal lifestyle coaches
asthanius: I kinda want one of those
SmithKurosaki: loving the current event updates there paul
SpookySpaghooti: I love how this is just Queer Eye plus murder
asthanius: Well, not everybody. This guy's dead and his soul is forfeit, he can't be better. But you can!
SpookySpaghooti: Damn Erika thats good
Alas_Babylon: That head turn tho
Hexi_Lexi: i believe in you, Greg!
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, poor Greg.
Hexi_Lexi: gdi, now i wish i was in this campaign just so i could help greg
drfox17: my personal theory: Annie hired low level assassins to help Greg get back to his old self, but it hasn't been working
NotCainNorAbel: Clean the room first
asthanius: It's not delivery, it's Devilgiornos
SmithKurosaki: ^^
Alas_Babylon: Malbolgedonald's
corpocracy: This is so good
SmithKurosaki: I was just thinking that Asthanius
JadedCynic: I feel for this 'evil' Prince of Hell; I so want this all to succeed and all to be happy! <3
PharaohBender27: @asthanius lrrWOW
Alas_Babylon: *clap clap*
PharaohBender27 applauds
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LadyAtarka: This was amazing!
Comeback323: yaaay
Science_and_Magic: Wooo!
Snowcookies: Woo so much fun!
SmithKurosaki: looking forward to next week lrrHEART
StaciNose: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
Hexi_Lexi applauds
Science_and_Magic: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
lirazel64: Very nice!
Comeback323: Tappy that was great
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - So much fun.
Nigouki: Oh I'm so looking forward to more of this wonderfulness
Suffix: THIS WAS AMAZING
codl_: fantastic
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat stands and claps
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Welp
thraximore: umbraLuv umbraLuv umbraLuv
Proprietous: lrrHEART lrrARROW lrrARROW
Jhoiraful_Chaos: This was great
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
RandomTrivia: Amazing
asthanius: TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride AsexualPride BisexualPride GayPride GenderFluidPride IntersexPride LesbianPride PansexualPride
JadedCynic: @drfox17 yeah; didn't hire GOOD assassins as the intenton was never to KILL Greg, just provoke him
RandomTrivia: Pffft
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
Snowcookies: Oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Hexi_Lexi: PERFECT
JadedCynic: YES! that was brilliant! :D
Sarah_Serinde: Good thing we have 2 more sessions!
SpookySpaghooti: LMAO
thraximore: pft
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
ContingentCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
ContingentCat: lrrHEART
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Sarah_Serinde: Thank you to all of our guests, you've been fantastic lrrHEART
SpookySpaghooti: This was so much fun!
asthanius: Paul's muted
Orgmastron: lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Paul's muted
Hexi_Lexi: pauls muted
Sarah_Serinde: OH yeah we don't hear Paul
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like the others do
Proprietous: Paul is also muted oh no
Sibwow: no hes doing a bit
JadedCynic: okay, I just noticed the broach - is that a Capybara on it?
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the great stream, Fab Five!
Sarah_Serinde: There we go
CooperTheClearestBlue subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
CooperTheClearestBlue: WOW! That was so much fun! Thank you everyone!
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JadedCynic: Tell Beej lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: katesLol
withwherewithal: swag garbage bag
JadedCynic: next year's Pinny Arcade
Hexi_Lexi: I ABSOLUTELY NEED THAT PIN
RandomTrivia: NOOOO
RandomTrivia: And everyone within 10 feet
Despoiler98: NOPE NOPE NOPE
fcloud: tappy's cosplay is still amazing
drfox17: turns out, the D&D team thought of tat
Hexi_Lexi: PLEASE get me that pin!!!
chesul: just double bag it in something that's NOT a garbage bag of holding.
JadedCynic: and unable to fly due to the bag, yeah
drfox17: also, you can weaponize that concept too, by making a double back
Suffix: Also, the double bag of holding has a planar explosion effect.
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen you were excellent as many NPCs
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Hexi_Lexi: i REALLY want some Queer As Hell merch!!!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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drfox17: I'm so glad i remembered to catch this!
corpocracy: Thanks Heather!
OldManJohnsonMB: Tappy's alt twitter is amazin, btw
drfox17: this was very good, kudos to everyone!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Hexi_Lexi: @OldManJohnsonMB YOURE AMAZING
Snowcookies: oh no
Sibwow: get james a click pedal
PharaohBender27: Oh no! :(
drfox17: oh no, the trigger finger!
margieargie: Too much clicking!
JadedCynic: his trigger finger! :(
DoodlestheGreat: OUCH
Despoiler98: oh GOD HE CLICKED TOO HARD
Hexi_Lexi: oh no, poor James
gibbousm: now the clicking finger!
Juliamon: It was a fight with a door, he said
SmithKurosaki: f
Sarah_Serinde: It was apparently a door-related incident
drfox17: or did he do it during punch a chuck?
niccus: he fought a door and the door won
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ContingentCat: according to his tweet it as a door
HorusFive: Look, as you get older, sometimes you sprain things
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: I hope lrrJAMES 's finger feels better soon
drfox17: "I didn't die Matt. That's a problem for you"
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent priorities
OldManJohnsonMB: As the oldest Tiefling, he is in charge
gibbousm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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RandomTrivia: But don't click on the Head of the organisation...
iris_of_ether: unarmeClick unarmeClick unarmeClick
gibbousm: lrrFINE
MichaelVYee: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: OOOOOOOOOO bonus
gibbousm: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Sibwow: Death Walking around
DoodlestheGreat: Norman Reedus and his Magic Fetus.
Science_and_Magic: And walking around
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: And balancing
ContingentCat: a lot of waking up
RandomTrivia: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: LUL lrrPAUL
Juliamon: Lots of corpse balancing and butt shots
gibbousm: the building was on fire and it wasn't Paul's fault
DoodlestheGreat: YAY JACKBOX!
StaciNose: all hail the ghost baby
lirazel64: Also the baby is fine.
MichaelVYee: lrrFINE onlymxRYA
Dog_of_Myth: Woooo Jackbox
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: :O Jackbox!!! :D
JadedCynic: Yes Cam - grew up with those...
MichaelVYee: Yay jack box!!! lrrAWESOME
Suffix: That happens a lot.
SmithKurosaki: wow. it needs a krillin count?
StaciNose: all Mads.... yay
ContingentCat: higher than that I thought
mowdownjoe: YAY JACKY lrrAWESOME
Nigouki: wooooooo!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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RandomTrivia: Wooo Jackbox HYPE
Suffix: @stacinose no one likes Mads.
MichaelVYee: Wasn’t there a FPS shooter with a “orphans made” counter
Radyin: Can people promote their socials before the subs?
Dog_of_Myth: Roll that beautiful sub train
StaciNose: @Suffix I know where you sleep.
PharaohBender27: It
Sarah_Serinde: We hear it though
StaciNose: also I will hog the cat
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: It's the Live music'
asthanius: Otamatone!
Sibwow: minksterella is their fathers name, call them mink
Sarah_Serinde: I can't tell if Nathaniel knows he's muted this time or not
TheNextPaige subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: I feel like yes
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I feel like he's more emoting
Suffix: This was a good stream with good people.
Science_and_Magic: I got a call out form Tappy! Woo
StaciNose: @Suffix on that we can agree
Hexi_Lexi: omg RummyKegstealer is SUCH a good username
ContingentCat: very good cat friend
JadedCynic: Kiss - you did a GREAT job <3
mowdownjoe: DA BITS DA BITS
Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/kathleen_lrr twitch.tv/bravenewfaves
Sarah_Serinde: twitter.com/unarmedoracle twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
Suffix: YOU DONT KNOW ME ERIKA
ContingentCat: That's my strategy, I just have a LRR tab I leave open
gibbousm: did Tappy bring pocket bacon?
Suffix: WAIT. she does know me.
DEATHlikescats: if only that worked
Suffix: Oh no.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW :D
RandomTrivia: Yike
EscherichiaCole: twitch.tv/escherichiacole
RandomTrivia: :D
Sibwow: is that black humor
SmithKurosaki: oof
Mr_Whyt: Dark
SkylerRingtail: I like him.
StaciNose: wooooow
ElementalAlchemist: oof, but sadly accurate
ArdCollider: bless that man
Sarah_Serinde: Haha thank you Erika
margieargie: escher3DOOT
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Suffix: #branding
ArdCollider: (or person, as the pronoun case may be)
RandomTrivia: Your name has an underscore in it? LUL
SnowbirdMike: I had a Brady Bunch flashback moment when Tappy pointed down .
gibbousm: yee haw wheeler
Sibwow: benjaminUnderscoreWheeler
whatiskiss: @Sibwow African-American humor
RandomTrivia: Benjamin "Underscore" Wheeler
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Mr_Whyt: the usual
SkylerRingtail: I like all these humans
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrEFF those things
Sarah_Serinde: Also: Michelle mentioned it at the start of the stream - if you're able consider supporting https://stopaapihate.org/
PharaohBender27: Never say that, lrrKATHLEEN !
JadedCynic: waiting impatiently fo next mondy <3
SerGarretCameron: never stop yelling at bad things. lrrHEART
Hexi_Lexi: i believe in Greg!!!
JadedCynic: thnaks! o/
Snowcookies: Bye!
RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone! lrrHEART
Proprietous: Bye!!!
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SnowbirdMike: Thanks LRR gang and friends
DoodlestheGreat: Nighters!
PharaohBender27: Thanks! lrrHEART
DEATHlikescats: critroleHeart PrideRise PrideLove critroleVibes PridePog
Science_and_Magic: Night folx
Sarah_Serinde: I had so many tabs up this stream :P
biggussaccus: bye bye
Jhoiraful_Chaos: lrrHEART
DEATHlikescats: cbardIconic
Suffix: Thank you Mods. sergeModLove
ContingentCat: Thanks all, g'night lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks for all the work tonight as well. Links and mod work.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
serramarkov: G'night streamers, gamers, mods and all!
PharaohBender27: Goodnight!
PharaohBender27: Going to stick around in case of secret lrrPAUL message, then go to the VOD to clip the Fancy Feast moment
iris_of_ether: You're doing the lord's work, @PharaohBender27
PharaohBender27: Ah, shucks, @iris_of_ether . @RandomTrivia 's also been doing clipping this evening.
RandomTrivia: We make a good team
SmithKurosaki: well it's all appreciated
Snowcookies: Night Paul!
SmithKurosaki: night lrrPAUL
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
NotCainNorAbel: Good night all
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Paul!
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, lrrPAUL !
ContingentCat: thanks Paul, g'night
Nigouki: gnight!
margieargie: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
iris_of_ether: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Manae: Not with a whimper, but a finger banged in a door
MyrddintheWizard: Night lrrPAUL lrrHEART
DaSunao: Good night chat
serramarkov: G'night Paul!
RandomTrivia: @Manae *visible wince*
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