TehAmelie: i think we can easily get used to TFN on the interwebs at least
accountmadeforants: A little out of nowhere, but looking through some old pictures (ca. 2009-2013) and I was struck by just how *good* phone cameras were (and are). Just one of those cool things we take for granted nowadays.
TehAmelie: see, Lrrbot uses time from now
scratfish: k
accountmadeforants: Time from/since works well if it's just a few hours, but gets a bit silly once you breach that 12 hour mark.
TehAmelie: true
scratfish: m
TehAmelie: i got a scratch ticket and won two new ones and from those i won three more but then they were all duds. such excitement
TXC2: that's how they get ya
TehAmelie: get you to go to the store over and over yeah, it's terrible with the pandemic
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TheMerricat: Afternoon chat!
NewtyNewts: Time to learn how to Control things again
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
NewtyNewts: We left off in the middle of the containment area, right?
Skeletonman1100: This is probably my third time catching the start of talking sim.
TehAmelie: Control, such a loaded title
TXC2: I think we just finished the clocks area
corianderd: Yes. We did clocks, I got flight, then I grabbed the anchor
TheMerricat: We just left Clocks, but finished is a strong word for that area, I think we backtrack there a couple of times in the game
corianderd: we haven't done much in the panopticon
beowuuf: back to find dylan!
corianderd: yes.... dylan
corianderd: our very important bro
TehAmelie: i'm fascinated by how much thought has gone into just the title card, where the letters in the word "Control" all touch each other except the N/T that makes a split right in the middle. . .
TXC2: most important
kusinohki: so important we ignore everything else
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheMerricat: So chat, I did a small amount of reading on what the DLC for this game added and I was super stoked to find out that one of them has Alan Wake play a fairly significant part in
Creideiki_SE: Dylan is definitely the reason we are here. Not Polaris.
TehAmelie: not sure what it means but it sure looks meaningful
NewtyNewts: I hope there's a revisit to Dead Letters at some point, those were the best documents to read. And of course, everyone's non-favourite children's puppet show.
TXC2: Hello Cameron
TehAmelie: oh hai
accountmadeforants: Hello!
Alahmnat: I will never get tired of the new intro being 15 fps
TexanHick20: Wow MYST.. When did Cameron's hair turn GREY!
NewtyNewts: Oh, it's a cameron. Hello Cam
TXC2: TexanHick20 it's been doing that for awhile
TehAmelie: it's funny, have you seen Paul is now playing the ultimate walking simulator?
innovativemethods: @TehAmelie QWOP!?
TexanHick20: LRR crew is not allowed to grow old!
TheMerricat: @innovativemethods Death Stranding :)
innovativemethods: oui, jeux electronique
TXC2: this fulfils Lrr's CanCon obligations Kappa
CAKHost: Oh no our universal translator is broken D:
innovativemethods: don't worry about conjugations, you don't pronounce the ends of words anyway
accountmadeforants: Wow, a Canadian stream and it isn't even in both English and French? That seems illegal.
HundreydAundre: Uhhh....J U D G E!? Dictionary pls!? xP
abyssaldm: :U
TexanHick20: Mind you, I'm older than all of them. but NO! Bad reeling towards the inevitable heatdeath of the universe! #reverseentrophy.
InkyGhoast: oh dammit i hate it when i switch my broadcast language :P
abyssaldm: I feel so at home
kusinohki: my HS french was still understanding most of that
Styxseus: YUP
niccus: are we all liars here
beowuuf: paul plays games then later we talk about the simulation or nope the letting of them :p
NewtyNewts: If you wish to continue viewing in French, press the Flag button now.
TehAmelie: my french lessons considered of "hum and say sil vous plait a lot". i've been in France!
TXC2: !addquote (Cameron) [now] I've been lying for like years.
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RebekahWSD: I took half a high school semester of french, and got a D in the class because all the grades were oral exams and I cried during all of them
Dmc3628: OWNED
Alahmnat: lol
TXC2: SAVAGE
NewtyNewts: Brutal. Savage. Rekt
Juliamon: Chat loved it.
TehAmelie: the game is dubbed to french right?
TexanHick20: All I need is to hear a couple of sorry's and this will be the most Canadian conversation I've ever heard.
TehAmelie: french and german i seem to recall
tenthtechpriest: omelette du fromage
niccus: oh neat, that's coming up?
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TheMerricat: So remember chat, avoid spoilers this stream :)
Alahmnat: literal cheese omlette
RebekahWSD: I could probably read Cyrillic, but only sound out the words. No idea what the words...meant...
TXC2: !spoilers
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NewtyNewts: His record stuck, I think.
TehAmelie: i'll just say https://i.imgur.com/df91vId.jpg
CAKHost: Actually, I feel I should have said "Those darn people are on the tower of Babel again!"
tenthtechpriest: what's the difference between an omlette from cheese and an omlette with cheese?
Dmc3628: Show you the World
HundreydAundre: The Cloak-less Levitation
TheMerricat: Omelet from cheese would just be melted cheese, no egg. Right?
innovativemethods: A quesadilla.
niccus: honestly with how much butter the french put in there, you're halfway to omelette du fromage
innovativemethods: batonettes du fromage.
accountmadeforants: It was a gag on both the "sleep learning" thing and those really bad "just learn a language through like, one cassette we'll mail you each month" things
TXC2: "A: Abattoir, Noun, a slaughter house, the cow was slaughtered in the abattoir"
HavenJunde: game quiet
TehAmelie: abattoir seems so menacing compared to slaughterhouse
TXC2: thanks Cameron
Alahmnat: left unsaid: "by any means necessary"
TehAmelie: are they doing a standup routine?
TehAmelie: what's the deal with Blackrock? don't get me started. . .
Laserbeaks_Fury: Arish is good people. All his mission are basically checking on people who are missing
NewtyNewts: Insert bass lick here
niccus: The Slap Bass OoP
TXC2: "what's the deal" is one of those phrases we can't use anymore, like "who you gonna call?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Every time I hear Darling, I think of that running joke on Blackadder Goes Forsth
nyperold: Good job using that word when talking to the DIRECTOR, then.
TehAmelie: what if the Threshold Kids puppets turn into oops?
Alahmnat: I like Arish
kusinohki: arish is too old for this... stuff
NewtyNewts: They start filming their own episodes of the show.
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Alahmnat: at least he's not 2 days from retirement...
TXC2: Arish looks like I've seen him get killed on Supernatural :p
TehAmelie: everyone with short names starting with A are alright, naturally
NewtyNewts: Chunks. Of...?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Chunks of chunks
kusinohki: given last nights' dice friends...
TXC2: !findquote chunks
LRRbot: Quote #1232: "I feel like unravelling a chunk of the sewer system is going to cause problems down the line." —Paul [2015-12-07]
Mushbie: small parts of the clog I think....
randomfandomtigerdragon: Maybe it's that one Doctor Who episode where they drank the Mars water and became possessed by living water.
TehAmelie: the echoes of Annihilation seem to get stronger, or is it just cause i rewatched the movie yesterday
innovativemethods: well yes Aresh, except that I'm *your boss*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did we talk to Dylan?
beowuuf: not yet
Alahmnat: X-ray is fun
NewtyNewts: "Want to go" and "Have to go" aren't always in the same direction
TXC2: Qwest?!
innovativemethods: Wait, that Paul quote... was that from Paul's playthrough of Control?
randomfandomtigerdragon: QWEST!!!
beowuuf: paul's control playthrough was later than 2015 :)
kusinohki: what's the deal with the xray light box?
NewtyNewts: Ooh, we're gonna go Researching again!
johnalogue: @innovativemethods I don't think this game was out in 2015, LRR just messes with sewers a lot
Laserbeaks_Fury: My I suggest going to find UNderhill
beowuuf: funny, i caught up on this playthrough, and then went and checked out paul's... so now I have to remember who has done what :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohhh I never got this dialogue before!
TehAmelie: ah, it's nice to see a game where people's names are meaningful yet not extremely on the nose for a change
johnalogue: "find my friend who was definitely killed by mold"
Alahmnat: I think Underhill is the only person in the game that I actively dislike, hehe
beowuuf: funny how many side quests sudden;y get thrown up now.
kusinohki: @beowuuf I'm only part way through Wiggins playthrough, so I get confused easily on who has done what so far
Laserbeaks_Fury: I guess it's a breadcrumb if you havn't found her by this point
Hexi_Lexi: hey Cam, Cori, and LRR Fans! reminder that i love you all more than words could ever express!!!
CAKHost: I was going to rewatch Paul's after Talking Sim is done with there's. Mostly to see the differences.
TehAmelie: Tommasi is p bad though right
Alahmnat: Emily is a little intense
TXC2: Pope you're being scary
Juliamon: The quote date indicates Yoshi's Wooly World, hence the "unravel"
beowuuf: lol, i don't think i can handle a third playthough of this kusinohkl :p
HavenJunde: i love Emily
CAKHost: Plus it was fun seeing Paul sport a cart that one time :D
accountmadeforants: Cross-map kills at the start of the round!
Saulens181: Knives? From rocks?
johnalogue: I mean, if you block the extradimensional thing from itself...
nyperold: Guns! You could have a... Black Rock Shooter!
Kaorti: knights of sidonia
Alahmnat: @TehAmelie oh, fair. I always forget about him because he's just a floating jerk for the most part
Kaorti: that's nihei in a nutshell :P
Gekyouryuu: I liked the manga better
TXC2: "and then it just stoped" ah like Heroes
johnalogue: @Kaorti I think that's Cydonia assuming we're talking Mars
TehAmelie: heh, as far as i've seen the only characterization Tommasi gets is post mortem. but even then he was obviously a jerk
juneblue58: @Saulens181 Like obsidian, I imagine.
Saulens181: I guess...
TehAmelie: "before the Hiss"
beowuuf: O.O she just went mad scientist
beowuuf: wow, jesse got there before me :p
TheMerricat: Did you all notice Jess's eyes when she heard that?
kusinohki: I don't see that going terribly wrong in any way
ThinksTooMuch: She was the deputy head researcher
TehAmelie: "we prefer ethically flexible scientist"
ArgentumFlare: No she was Darlings Direct assistant
Kaorti: deputy head of science
ThinksTooMuch: Now acting head
ashteranic: she was 2IC of research
InkyGhoast: She works right under Darling
Kaorti: pretty sure Pope is the woman in all those Darling videos
TehAmelie: you can see her lab in this room i think, it's like Darling's lab light
CAKHost: Paper?
TehAmelie: or her office more like maybe
Mushbie: Oh Cam you are going to love/hate the mold lady
NewtyNewts: Must not have been wearing it when she was in the safe room
accountmadeforants: Not enough muttering! Your hair isn't in disarray!
kusinohki: we have Darling's B roll footage for all of that
ughman617: Only when she is in the lab
TXC2: where are her Tesla coils, that's how you know science is being done
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can I make a suggestion: Check out the plaque in front of the Director's Office
ughman617: Wearing labcoats outside th pr lab is kind if a nono in many places
ashteranic: or, mysteriously, also being a doctor, carrying around a syringe of healing
nyperold: Ooh, that's probably intentional that she DOESN'T look like a scientist archetype.
TehAmelie: ah, the X-Ray. extremely flavorful but not really exciting to use
MAPBoardgames: What's the ETA to cat ears?
lilacandlilies: If you wear your lab coat outside a Bureau lab, I imagine the cross-contamination is unspeakable
johnalogue: @nyperold what exactly would a scientist archetype invoke in the Oldest House?
ashteranic: you know, what doctor doesn't keep a syringe of health in their coat pocket
Laserbeaks_Fury: @LoadingReadyRun Can I make a suggestion?: Check out the plaque in front of the Director's Office
Amentur: Or not take lab security serious (Looking at you Rise of the Planet of the Apes >_>)
Always_Armoured: multi launch is so much fun, i didnt get it until waaaaaay later though
beowuuf: maybe because the lab coat is an archetypical object, you aren't allowed to wear one :p
innovativemethods: wearing a lab coat outside of the lab would be like wearing your apron outside of the kitchen
Kaorti: fwiw, multi-launch feels real good
nyperold: @johnalogue I don't know, but maybe they do. Or they don't want to risk it.
beowuuf: you want an altered item and and AWE i nthe middle of your lab? Wearing a lab coat is how you get one :p
juneblue58: See, my archetype of a scientist is someone kicking around in a suit of power armour. At least that's what all my science-oriented characters in Fallout games are like. XD
LegionofLashes: different playstyles aka: both like tossing items at people at shouting one liners
TehAmelie: when i worked at hospitals, us janitors were the only ones who ever wore lab coats
Always_Armoured: actually thats probably a point
TehAmelie: hospital. just the one
NewtyNewts: And here I thought clothes had tiny holes because there wasn't a needle small enough to fill them with thread.
Angnor33: Man, sulfuric acid just burns through cotton clothes like they aren't there.
Always_Armoured: they specifically say *not* to wear things that are emblematic of themselves, and a labcoat is definitely that
Alahmnat: I love the shift in sound the *moment* you open the door. it's very oppressive
tenthtechpriest: they're just standing there! meanacingl- I mean mesermizedly!
beowuuf: oooh, the x ray machine? yeeees
innovativemethods: @NewtyNewts There's a lot of acid handling in labs that if you spill a drop (or less than a drop, or an aerosol) on skin you won't notice, but your clothing will just *dissolve*
kusinohki: so I'm a bit surprised an xray light box was used for this gag instead of the tv
TheMerricat: I really wish more computers were interactable in this game
josh___something: if not labcoats, what ppe do the scientiats wear?
NewtyNewts: @innovativemethods I believe it
nyperold: @beowuuf "Do you want AWEs? Because that's how you get AWEs!"
HundreydAundre: That brain: Every scaled-level of W O K E memes
juneblue58: Raincoats. Bright yellow raincoats. :P
beowuuf: i don't believe the items are supposed to be on the nose with the powers, random items just attract energies
accountmadeforants: Joystick shooter controls never feel exactly right to me. One moment I want it inverted, the other moment I don't.
beowuuf: exactly nyperold :p
ashteranic: mm, vitrification
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Seagulyus: josh___something usually rubber protective suits in environments they need it
TehAmelie: the hypercube puzzle boxes are probably super interesting if you have a four dimensional brain
Kaorti: there was a door here. we made it not a door anymore.
Gaz_L: It does scan nicely as 'Door Here, You No Use'
Seagulyus: josh___something and in normal environments scrubs that they can throw out easily
Always_Armoured: wonder what a labcoat altered item would even do
LordZarano: Gamecube intro?
beowuuf: this is the equivalent of not writing your password down :p
TehAmelie: you can see it in the background on the puzzle screen
NewtyNewts: Ah, the joys of time delayed directives
TehAmelie: well, hopefully it's the right one you can see
johnalogue: hahaha he keeps looking riiiight past it
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can see it from the puzzle view
innovativemethods: Oh, there we go.
TXC2: lrrGOAT
TheMerricat: Chat, consider we see Jesse in the reflection of that monitor and her hands are NOT touching that computer.
innovativemethods: Well. She floats, so.
beowuuf: polaris is solving this for her :p
kusinohki: jesse doesn't understand the puzzle. polaris is doing it
beowuuf: This game is so amazing for projectors projecting when you carry then, the lighting, the reflections, i'm not going to begrudge them the reflection of the keyboard typing :p
ashteranic: yeah, this game has timed missions for loot, which is just really puzzling
LegionofLashes: honestly not worried about her hitting buttons since she also open boxes without actually doing anything
TehAmelie: i keep getting this mission and failing it. so annoying having to not shoot some people
johnalogue: @LegionofLashes doesn't she like...reach at them?
innovativemethods: @ashteranic it's a games-as-a-service spandrel.
beowuuf: I think ignoring the timed optional missions is probably sanest for streaming?
nyperold: So, like Minecraft.
ContingentCat: how appropriate
LegionofLashes: she makes gestures yes, but doesnt actually come in contact
ashteranic: yeah, and just completely unnecessary in this game.
NewtyNewts: Yeah, timed missions are even more optional than sidequests
johnalogue: @LegionofLashes she doesn't reach at the keyboard, though
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun for sanities sake in case it helps any, timed missions side missions are almost 100% optional meaning you don't miss out on anything more than farming xp and resources if you skip them.
innovativemethods: But what other things are unnecessary in this game? Chest-high walls? Cover-based combat? A DLC schedule? Upgrade trees? Loot in general?
johnalogue: @innovativemethods What about a game is truly necessary?
Always_Armoured: you might have missed the prompt while being killed but it said low health enemies can be seized
Saulens181: I do like the whole alternate naming thin in the enemy title
TehAmelie: this one challenge is super tricky imo
innovativemethods: I guess, in this game, atmosphere. Things have to have the names they do, the Board has to talk they way they do, and the environments have to look like this.
innovativemethods: And I think they filled the atmosphere with story in order to drive exploration impetuous, and with *stuff* in order to boost engagement.
TehAmelie: now we gott ado that like 3-5 more times
TXC2: made a friend click on heads?
Gaz_L: Friends make Bad Goldman 'go away'
nyperold: You seized control.
beowuuf: i love the mechnaic where they get full health back, and the health bleeds off until they die again. You never lose control and have to fight them again, and you don't get new friends with no health
kusinohki: was worried pierce would one shot these guys
PixelArtDragon: It's really neat that one of the phrases used for this boss is "NPC"
Gaz_L: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
TehAmelie: good work/play
TehAmelie: imma use that one
markaci: sergeFriend sergeFriend
felrender: ugh these release briefings
VorlonScout: I'm fond of/terrified by the phrase "corporeal untangling"
johnalogue: RIP Mr. Warren
TehAmelie: wasn't us. well, we didn't mean to
johnalogue: Aw, I thought we were saving them
felrender: I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything
kusinohki: the wall of names memorium... can we read the names? is Warren one of the names?
juneblue58: I wish more games / media would treat mind control powers as fundamentally evil, or at least incredibly morally questionable.
NewtyNewts: You can't prove it wasn't not me
Alahmnat: would KBM be a better idea?
TehAmelie: the power of the old 80kb floppy disc never ceases to amaze
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you hit D-Pad down, you'll switch your camera shoulder
TXC2: I mean you've not played it for like 3 weeks, so some ring rust should have settled in
juneblue58: Like in a D&D setting the school of Enchantment should be just as morally questionable as Necromancy.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun timed missions fail if you die
MAPBoardgames: You failed it when you died.
Alahmnat: yeah timed ones go away if you die while you're tracking it
Gaz_L: They're basically MMO Dailies
beowuuf: ooh, we got 8 ability btw
TXC2: juneblue58 Ditto with Illusion
Alahmnat: ooh, we have the points for multi-throw!
Gaz_L: "Kill X Mans To Get A Drop"
ChainedDreamer: Left
beowuuf: all of the mind bullets
kusinohki: multi-pass?
TheMerricat: Chat, I can't remember is it possible to max out the full tree or are points limited?
TehAmelie: maximum yeetology achieved
Amentur: With MINDBULLETS!
accountmadeforants: As Adam would say: "Yaya... yayaya... YEET"
TehAmelie: there is a cheevo for getting every skill so
felrender: What about the power...to move you?
kusinohki: @TheMerricat I think I've seen ppl with max abilities, but they were in the DLC section
johnalogue: did we go...up?
felrender: ('the power to move you' is ALSO telekinesis
Gaz_L: If only we could go... up
NewtyNewts: Yeah, this was where you fought the thing.
kaffeetrinken89: Poof-jumping looks not very dignified and kind of flatulent.
Alahmnat: we had enough fart jumping with James this morning
NewtyNewts: A good example of 'Safety Third' in action
xantos69: Cam's powers are growing.
Gaz_L: There's a cool easter egg around here, i think?
accountmadeforants: Ah, we've solved 3D platforming. Just give players the literal power of flight.
johnalogue: Swan?
kaffeetrinken89: In soviet russia videogames are good at you ... and not only there.
felrender: Odette!
Alahmnat: as long as it's not the Fallout 4 swan...
felrender: oh god sudden flashback to the swan princess animated movie
MAPBoardgames: When it comes to traversing maps with inclined planes. The difficulty really Ramps up.
xantos69: Hmm...I owe debt on my house.
Gaz_L: Swan Princess 8: Shit Gets Weird
juneblue58: That's morbid as fuck.
felrender: oh the balloon is...Bleak
Mushbie: So there is a really interesting side mission on the 4th floor
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrWOW
johnalogue: @felrender I think they're still making sequels
Alahmnat: lrrWOW
ZethRuss: have we met the dude on fridge duty yet or is he still waiting ?
TXC2: lrrWOW
kaffeetrinken89: Has necromantic vibes ...
Alahmnat: @ZethRuss we kinda cruised straight past him a couple of weeks ago
SachielOne: Somewhere in the Panopticon is an Alan Wake artifact.
Mollylele: katesRip
Gaz_L: Nah, he'd have fixed this
ZethRuss: poor guy
niccus: good bop at least
Gaz_L: Although, the G Man would totally fit into this game
PixelArtDragon: Recently dead bodies. We must be going the right way.
nyperold: @Gaz_L I kinda want to ask, because I think I saw something on the walls, but I'm not sure if I should.
oneiropticon: Oh, poor Phillip...
kaffeetrinken89: That door sound is very satisfying
erfunk: Eya, folks!
johnalogue: it appears he RIPPED APART the building
TXC2: hello erfunk welcome
TehAmelie: dun dun dunn
felrender: euh oh
johnalogue: Surprise! He's evil.
TehAmelie: spoilers, game
Alahmnat: Dylan is unsettling
TXC2: Dylan, who is NOT Lex luthor, no sir
TheMerricat: I don't know why but that shot of Dylan always reminds me of Lex Luthor off Smallville.
TheMerricat: Dang it TX2! :)
TehAmelie: ha, Lex Luthor wishes he could be in jail for 25 years and get psychic powers
Mushbie: @TheMerricat "its the same picture"
SachielOne: Well that isn't the face of a demonically possessed serial killer. The kind that was killer first and possessed second.
TXC2: TheMerricat great minds and all that
kaffeetrinken89: If dylan is lex luthor are we the jess-ter?
beowuuf: dylan is possessing the hiss, they're all like 'we wanted to bring candy and songs but we infected dylan first and he's making us be evil'
BusTed: Yeah! Pizza for everyone!
LegionofLashes: perhaps if you picked up the tape recorder the audo would follow
ContingentCat: now I want Pizza too.
felrender: Dylan. You've been thru a lot, and you've been abused and gaslighted by the Bureau for years. That said, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT ASSHOLE
beowuuf: lol...so, you know where jesse might be? Does she know what a net looks like? Does she check her footing for pit traps?
Amentur: There were some papers at cutscene place
Gaz_L: But you can have pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening!
erfunk: I agree, and I'm lactose intolerant. But my phone thinks I'm lacrosse intolerant....
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thetoastmonster: and that would be a LOT of HR paperwork.
Kipstar: well, less reports to read!
johnalogue: does anything that happens here hold up in a legal...anything?
kaffeetrinken89: You are just the janitors assistant. You are not responsible.
NewtyNewts: It's secret government work anyway, nobody to sue.
Gaz_L: They don't have names as far as we know
SachielOne: Which court even has clearance to know about this?
Alahmnat: wait I thought we had a level 6 clearance
xantos69: Oh I want that to be an Object Of Power. The legal disclaimer contract that gets longer all the time. It began as the iTunes terms of service...
nyperold: Liability waiver? NDA?
kusinohki: hrm... what would an FBC legal department/team look like/do?
Gaz_L: And as we all know, if you don't have a name in a horror game, you're not a real person
erfunk: Subordinates? Nope, they never worked here. No idea who you're talking about....
ani_laurel: I just got here, what did I miss?
beowuuf: Didn't the medic have level 9 clearance? This is a messed up heirachy. Then again, Jesse did only start work today, so...
MrSVCD: Pride1000 thanks for this show!
TXC2: ani_laurel Dylan has shown up
ani_laurel: oh fun
Gaz_L: If you can dodge a forklift you can- Oh you couldn't dodge the forklift
TotallyNotaBeholder: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dissasembled roadie case
krfsm: I really like those visual distortions
SachielOne: He Tried To Kill Me With A Fooooooorklift!
beowuuf: ani_laureL: we went to find dylan, but he's gone and turned himself over to the people at the board room. Also we interacted with an object of power and now can mind control low health enemies
ani_laurel: neat
kaffeetrinken89: Forklift, it lifts forks.
TehAmelie: what did Mr Welch's GM say about the vorpal forklifts again?
iris_of_ether: @sachielone You beat me to it benginLol
Seagulyus: beowuuf I assume that the reason Jessie is a lower clearance is because the organization needs to ensure she actually...wants to help the organization and not try to destroy it
Gaz_L: It might be worth flying around the edge of the Pantopticon, there's some cool stuff
Saulens181: I think it's mostly a "give us two weeks to set up the paperwork"
beowuuf: seagulyus: eh, that seems needlessly cautious for the bureau as presented, i'm actually assuming just a snafu with the paperwork to be honest :p
johnalogue: Trench is part of a group responsible for *every disaster in US history?*
kaffeetrinken89: Is execution by forklift cruel and unsual punishment or cartoonishly silly punishment?
Gaz_L: Talk to your work-flirt
Gaz_L: Ron Paul.gif
TXC2: kaffeetrinken89 both?
johnalogue: Pope please stop being morally dubious for a moment
Seagulyus: beowuuf I mean you say that but look at literally everything they do
Seagulyus: caution would be their middle name if they had one
Gaz_L: But lore!
Amentur: I'm the janitor's assistant mind you!
TXC2: and we're seeing that vortex thing why?
LegionofLashes: JUKEBOX
johnalogue: @TXC2 pretty sure that's Polaris
TXC2: johnalogue I see
HundreydAundre: It's tin-foil hats reelin' in!
beowuuf: they are so cautious we discover all of this is just a training simulator
klippiatt: Arish is probably the only normal person in that whole place.
ani_laurel: I like Arish
nyperold: Four-cliffed is a lot of places to fall from.
Seagulyus: I mean they didn't expect a...whatever the hell the hiss is would happen to them
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
Gaz_L: Sick kickflips
LegionofLashes: lrrFINE
Alahmnat: Quarry's haunted
TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess the house decides what doors have what security clearance and probably to a large extent who gets what clearance cards
erfunk: Maybe they're about to come back on autopilot with <spoilers>.....
Gaz_L: Wearing their baseball caps backwards at a rebellious angle
LegionofLashes: pretty sure you should have that clearance...
johnalogue: "The face of the enemy" sure makes it sound like this meeting will be productive and friendly
Alahmnat: no, this floor
Amentur: Not above you
erfunk: Getting First Law flashbacks.
LegionofLashes: O.o
beowuuf: passed the guards i believe
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NewtyNewts: Someone got really pranked here
TXC2: someone was busy in here
felrender: oh please read the log
InkyGhoast: oh my god the stickies
AlphaHelixNZ: Oh I love this room.
Gaz_L: All of them are just labelling what one particular employee considers 'theirs'
TXC2: Behind the books? monsters
tenthtechpriest: imagine if that wasn't sticky notes on the floor but just the carpet's patern
Gaz_L: Free up room for the sweet purpz
TehAmelie: probably you can get rid of everything that's not useful right now, it'll fill up again
Khuasta: oh yea... i remember the one problem i had with this game... soooo much items and store manegment
Khuasta: also, hi!!
LegionofLashes: second weapon mod on the first gun
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felrender: yeah the mod management stuff is irritating
Gaz_L: Yep, gun stuff is separate
TheMerricat: K that ranger is fired
beowuuf: i thought dylan was passed the guards?
felrender: Well go do your own thing then, rude lady
johnalogue: A security guard leading Rangers? What's next, a janitor's assistant as DIRECTOR?
Gaz_L: I like the background chatter, it's cute, they think they're people!
TheMerricat: Copyright music off.
Alahmnat: that *would* be playing copyright music
kusinohki: @TheMerricat only demoted. I imagine FBC has a personel problem at the moment
beowuuf: uuuuuh
johnalogue: that facial hair is an object of power
beowuuf: altered item! code black!
TXC2: something Amish about that bread
johnalogue: Jesse stop smiling this is obviously wrong
TXC2: *beard
Gaz_L: Looks like Amish Kumail Nanjiani
ChainedDreamer: Was that supposed to be a smile?
NewtyNewts: You can almost hear our words, but you forget.
TehAmelie: hmm maybe he's the least infected of all, and can be cleansed without disintegrating
johnalogue: You can almost hear our words but the stream volume is kinda low
TheMerricat: Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dim lit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden
Laserbeaks_Fury: Should do a close reading of the Hiss chant sometime
KidAmn: You gave us the permission in your regulations. We wait in the stains.
BusTed: Good start, good start.
TehAmelie: you had to go there Merricat (yes you had)
johnalogue: at least Jesse has that much genre awareness
beowuuf: is he possessed or just an arse?
klippiatt: yes.
Wicker_Guide: yes
VorlonScout: "But the subtitles say you're Dylan."
johnalogue: can you not do the creepy chanting, Dylan?
TXC2: I don't think you know what better means Dylan
klippiatt: @VorlonScout the subtitles in this game are from Jesse's perspective anyway
felrender: shout-out to Dylan's actor for this FANTASTIC face-capture
Laserbeaks_Fury: All hair must be eaten
johnalogue: oh dear he hates Polaris
felrender: ORANGE PEEL
Spluuga: apple pie
Wicker_Guide: lemon wedge?
InkyGhoast: orange peel
VorlonScout: Dylan's actor does a very fine job all around.
krorkle: Slide Pro Ject Or
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Gaz_L: Something happened in a town called Ordinary, eh?
TehAmelie: psst Jessie your lines is "i have done nothing in my life except look for you"
beowuuf: bureau gotta bur
kusinohki: he's not possessed. he's faking, trying for a section 8...
TheMerricat: Dylan's Voice Actor - Sean Durrie https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2257743/
judaspringles: baby baby baby yeah
Gaz_L: @kusinohki Horse hockey! Now straighten those pajamas and get back to the OR!
InkyGhoast: mew mew kissy cutie you'll be mine, crushin crushin crushin on undyne
richard_ermen: Its Dylan!
richard_ermen: Dylan's an A*Hole
beowuuf: the janitor is on the level though
Alahmnat: "you're a puppet" says the guy floating in the air like a marionette
johnalogue: Okay but if I'm a puppet why am I not the one chanting ominously?
NewtyNewts: Lay-dee
richard_ermen: On the other hand, Dylan was taught using the Threshold Kids, so maybe he's just the product of his surroundings?
TXC2: "feeeeeeeemales"
BrowneePoints: The Facial performances are in this are subtle but good
BrowneePoints: in this are* wow I can't type today
judaspringles: Dylan is right, we should all join the hiss Kreygasm
Gaz_L: The Hiss wear one of those shirts that says "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same"
Wicker_Guide: @richard_ermen frankly, for someone raised by the Threshold Kids and what we've seen of Trench and Darling, he's oddly well-adjusted gabyLul
johnalogue: I mean obviously the "make child soldier director" program was bad but this isn't strictly better
richard_ermen: Well, I think that's more Trench than Darling, but I totally agree with the Sentiment.
TXC2: !break
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BrowneePoints: Hey, Darling is good, if a bit scatterbrained
TehAmelie: let's do the PCP, if you will
judaspringles: PCP LUL
Wicker_Guide: Darling seems like he would be an incredibly frustrating parent
Wicker_Guide: good intentions or no
TheMerricat: Ok chat, through attempting for 30 minutes to find a way to make these reheated french fries palatable, I can definitively say that Chilie's French Fries must be eaten 'fresh' out of the fryer. They are not leftover material. I feel like I'm eating mushed sand.
johnalogue: @Wicker_Guide Darling would be "weird nerd" frustrating, not "consider murder" frustrating
Juliamon: Yeah, that's my conclusion for leftover steak fries
beowuuf: I've never found reheated chip or fries to be good, i think it's just to do with the soaked in oils :(
Orgmastron: My condolences TheMerricat
DeM0nFiRe: Fries in general are very tough to make edible again later. If they are thin fries, you can reheat them in the offen but you basically have to burn them to make them crispy again
DeM0nFiRe: oven*
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat I agree, that is definitely true.
juneblue58: Depends on how you reheat them. Reheating in the microwave is a bad idea, but reheating in an oven works alright.
judaspringles: reheated fries are never good...
Juliamon: Air fryers are the best for reheating, but even then they're never quite the same
TheMerricat: I'm OK with flopy fries, I think cold McDonalds fries are heaven sent, but these... these are just monsterous.
NewtyNewts: Sadly Canada lacks Chili's now, so I can't even enjoy them fresh these days.
DeM0nFiRe: Heh for me mcdonalds fries are only edible for like 15 minutes and then they are trash
Skeletonman1100: Home from work. Now time for the greatest question ever: Do I make lemonade or not?
beowuuf: yes!
juneblue58: Maccas is not edible for me, period.
corianderd: you make lemonade
TheMerricat: Always. Unless you can make Berry Lemonade, then make that
Ivalenz_: @TheMerricat Take a look at the Copper Chef crisper basket, which is doubly good if you have a convection oven.
ContingentCat: @Skeletonman1100 has life given you lemons?
Juliamon: I just realized I can't hear anything, which means my next-door neighbor's leafblower team might finally be done... after 6+ hours
Skeletonman1100: @ContingentCat no, but the grocery store had some for sale.
TheMerricat: As long as you don't hear a hiss @Juliamon ....
TXC2: Juliamon oof
ContingentCat: @Skeletonman1100 close enough
TheMerricat: "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ―Cave Johnson
Juliamon: (We're all assuming they must have been paid by the hour because their yard's the same size as ours and the guys we hire take like, two hours tops)
kusinohki: "when life hands you lemons, make a lemon cannon" - the scholar
TXC2: TheMerricat "burning houses!, he says what we're all thinking."
TheMerricat: God I wish Valve still made games
TXC2: Valve just makes money now :p
Gaz_L: They do make games! Just not for any system real people with reasonable salaries own
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beowuuf: i don't know what system half life 3 will be played on, but half life 4 will be played using sticks and rocks
NewtyNewts: Welcome back to this mental asylum
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: katesAir
vellebastet: Hihihi
TheMerricat: They made Game. Singular. To which I'm eternally grateful for since it's still my goal to own an Index and Index capable computer before this is all over but...
Alahmnat: he's... a bit off
Gaz_L: I have no idea what they're planning to do with the next HL thing for those of us who don't have a VR rig to play Alyx
beowuuf: all of the talking. forever talking.
Skeletonman1100: I'll be back with lemonade in a few minutes.
vellebastet: oh I have missed things
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beowuuf: have you ever noticed that your my heeero
xerjen: Even a boat
TehAmelie: converting Alyx to regular computer screens is probably the next step. modders have already done most of the work i believe
Alahmnat: heck yeah Dylan, down with the gender binary!
Marcanius: I was about to comment that, game, get out of my head!
ContingentCat: Names of a nice plant
johnalogue: I mean Dylan isn't traditionally a boy's name but I won't judge?
vellebastet: lrrHEART
johnalogue: I mean a girl's name
beowuuf: dylan can still be talked to :p
InkyGhoast: now dylan, trans rights and all but opening up a portal to an eldritch abomination is not how we handle dysphoria
TXC2: !hole
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
ContingentCat: yeah, holes are metaphysically really interesting
Invitare: Do you ever just think about Holes?
NewtyNewts: Just remember, push your fingers through the surface into the wet, everyone
Orgmastron: LMAO InkyGhoast
BlackIsis: has anyone brought that up to James
ContingentCat: a solid argument can be made that holes don't exist
beowuuf: do you ever just think about how if you don't think about holes they don't exist
Orgmastron: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
ChainedDreamer: James
InkyGhoast: is a straw one hole or two
BusTed: 🕳️
johnalogue: @ContingentCat holes still have air or something in them
beowuuf: it was cori all along!
NewtyNewts: Wasn't it James in the highlight?
niccus: "reality" is also ontologically troubling
TehAmelie: are holes a purely human invention?
Invitare: no, but I have seen Young Adult film starring Shia LeBeaouf, Holes
johnalogue: the glass is full unless it's in a vacuum
Wicker_Guide: Adam and James are involved somehow
TXC2: it was a team effort
Gaz_L: For endgame grinding
TXC2: I had to read holes for English in school :p
Gaz_L: Because this is a game that needed an endgame loop, for some reason
Alahmnat: because our weapon mods are full?
Wicker_Guide: @Gaz_L I believe the intent was to have a competitive multiplayer a la Mass Effect 3?
SachielOne: Sort by rarity to make this easier
nyperold: Is 0 a hole number?
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
TXC2: it's a even number at least
Gaz_L: Get rid of all the commons and uncommons
SachielOne: Actually, does cam have the abilities needed to get Eternal Fire?
Gaz_L: We only play Prancypants in this house
TheMerricat: lol
Wicker_Guide: sure Linus
TXC2: Jesus Cameron
ContingentCat: was that Ex-wife the Charlie brown teacher?
Gaz_L: Oooh, when is Psychonauts 2 coming out?
kusinohki: considering how many mods are in this game, I'm surprised they don't have durability or a time limit...
iris_of_ether: One of the times I've laughed the hardest at a game was that NPC in Psychonauts, lrrCORI
TXC2: kusinohki shh, don't give them ideas!
johnalogue: @kusinohki oh gosh it would even be supported by the setting and I HATE it
kusinohki: sowwy...
Gaz_L: For real, I forget that Psychonauts 2 is happening until something reminds me, and today that was lrrCORI
NewtyNewts: I loved the Milkman.
Alahmnat: I at least feel like mods should automatically delete objectively worse ones when you get a better one
Anubis169: don't delete me :(
beowuuf: press X to friend!
Alahmnat: interact
Gaz_L: His face... off?
TXC2: the Milkman level is great except for the hell part, and the library part
TehAmelie: i believe in the theory the crafting system was taped on at the last minute by some editorial edict
Juliamon: Anubis169 Fortunately, none of us are objectively worse than the other!
nyperold: Oh man, the G-men. :D
Anubis169: this is true lrrHEART
Laserbeaks_Fury: whatever "use" is swaps weapons
beowuuf: 5 second rule, we're fine
WalrusOntheCourt: Cam killed the Easter Bunny? Jelly beans are everywhere
johnalogue: we gotta kill the ball!
TehAmelie: did you know a science study about the five second rule found it's more like five milliseconds?
johnalogue: @TehAmelie I thought it mattered more whether it was a "sticky" food to begin with
Wicker_Guide: I mean, 5 second rule is more about knowing the provenance of the item. spread is on contact
beowuuf: can't heal they're health if they instantly have no health *forehead*
TehAmelie: do hiss balls have eyes?
beowuuf: those balls are evil for trying to seize
Gaz_L: "Where is ball?! Where is ball?!": The thought process of the average doggo
beowuuf: *their
prof_membrane: Lol re defenses
BusTed: Doop.
TXC2: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Gaz_L: Games don't look up
Gaz_L: *Gamers
Kieza_12: gamers never look up
TehAmelie: bacteria need a little time to traverse the distance between floor and food is all. very little
NotCainNorAbel: flip the controller over
Gaz_L: E1M1 just started playing in my head
PixelArtDragon: Just invert the screen 4head
AlphaHelixNZ: Marathon! <3
Gaz_L: Play game with feet
Wicker_Guide: are you perhaps trying to remember some of the 11-ty million other buttons this game asks you to remember :P
Alahmnat: you have to hit the interact key to swap weapons
nyperold: "Boo-hoo-hoo." (uses bouquet as guitar)
Anubis169: O <--
Anubis169: gah, can't do the text lrr thing :D
Anubis169: mispaste
TehAmelie: the *looks at controller* BLUE button
Alahmnat: I'm not a particularly huge fan of that particular design decision
TXC2: !quote 7533
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: On PC it's R and I kept instinctively trying to reload
AlphaHelixNZ: Wait Cori, Marathon let you look up... at least the second one did.
beowuuf: you can charge it until it goes orange, right?
kusinohki: I don't like the "5 gun options, but you can only pick 2 to use"
natedesuka: !quote 3276
TehAmelie: yeah, the charge gun can charge until it goes off by itself for maximum power. very tricksy
TXC2: wheres lrrCIRCLE ?
johnalogue: we killed ball though!
beowuuf: whenever ball is not on screen, everyone should ask 'where is ball at?'
SerGarretCameron: I think you may have issues with how to control things because you play so many different games.
beowuuf: !debris
Gaz_L: In the Debras?
TXC2: where does Ball go? that's right, in the square hole. Kappa
kusinohki: and the true meaning of the game title is clear
TehAmelie: Roger DeBris is in this?
johnalogue: @SerGarretCameron I mean this game also looks really complicated to control
AlphaHelixNZ: Oof. I still have trouble with this enemy type.
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brainbosh: This looks like the problems I have coming back to a game after a while where I forgot I always flip the default controls
TehAmelie: there are mods to improve control, ironically. like keyboard shortcuts for each weapon configuration
Laserbeaks_Fury: hehe....pink slips
TehAmelie: don't know why you have to go through the menu to get more than two to choose from really. . .
beowuuf: music stops, enemies stops
NewtyNewts: You already explored that one, it appears
TXC2: "I have a chair, an extinguisher and a coffee machine, I'm unstoppable!"
kusinohki: safe rooms have a low success rate
johnalogue: @TehAmelie For balance! Of course it makes sense.
PixelArtDragon: Man, for how many and how large those shelters are, they really don't seem to be effective
SeiichiSin: I wake up from a nap to hear Cam say we went in the wrong direction... Does that mean I should go back to bed?
johnalogue: if you had both a submachine gun and a shotgun you'd be completely overpowered for...reasons!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah there's a lot of scalable difficulty options
TehAmelie: the house must have designed the shelters against some other threat
chickenace11: Chair, Extingusisher and Coffee sounds like my sophmore year at college TXC2
Wicker_Guide: I suspect it's not a difficulty thing so much as users were getting lost cycling through gun types
TXC2: chickenace11 ha :p
beowuuf: we've seen one person floating inside, and one anchor going through it to the other side, ... and maybe emily was in one with ther team, but it was the hras that were keeping them safe
qtbeee: cam is in control, but he is not IN control
AlphaHelixNZ: @blip2004 I feel like the quality is part of the charm.
GhostValv: that cam is a gamer :)
NewtyNewts: We learn to Talk on talking simulator, we're already the best at games.
Creideiki_SE: Inverse nominative determinism?
SeiichiSin: Cam, you the best!
juneblue58: If I had a submachine gun, a shotgun, and telekinetic powers I'd just be a Vanguard from ME1/2/3.
Gaz_L: Cameron Lauder eSports Pro is what we call you!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I never felt goos playing this with a controller
TXC2: what if we had a submachineshotgun ?
juneblue58: Automatic shotgun good.
TehAmelie: i believe that would be the Pancor JAckhammer
Alahmnat: you were going the right way
juneblue58: Used those often in Payday 2.
PixelArtDragon: It's that weird combo of "third person- controller" and "shooting- mouse+keyboard"
johnalogue: @TXC2 I've seen at least one of those in a video game and it's called the NSX Tengu
Wicker_Guide: clearly the perfect situation for a VALVE pointer countroller gabySmart
johnalogue: Not an automatic shotgun, an SMG-shotgun
PixelArtDragon: Maybe it would be better if there was a dash of auto-targetting
vellebastet: Carefully
Alahmnat: I genuinely have no idea
niccus: practice, aim snapping
Gaz_L: Did anyone like the Steam Controller with it's weird thumbpad things?
Creideiki_SE: Aim assist.
niccus: lube your controller maybe
TemporallyAwry: Aim-Assist settings also help - I'm pretty garbage otherwise X'D
Wicker_Guide: you get used to moving for some aim adjustment, and yeah aim assist tends to be more generous
Stormthius: literally all I've ever done so I can just zip around with very little problem
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also, if everyone has to use a controller, it's "Fair"
SachielOne: They learn the tactic of strafing to fine tune your aim rather than trying to aim with the stick.
Gaz_L: Follow the mold
TXC2: johnalogue looked it up, looks neat
juneblue58: I can't imagine playing an FPS with a controller.
GamesAndInk: Stanley entered the first door on his left.
chickenace11: Cori is doing Chat's job for us
TXC2: smells wet somehow
johnalogue: I wouldn't want to inhale those particles
TehAmelie: i maintain this is the true sequel to Wolfenstein 3D, i.e. a labyrinth of sameyness designed to disorient you
AlphaHelixNZ: No no Cam, it smells delicious.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Actually, is Mold. it smells delicious
ani_laurel: Doesn't it canonically smell amazing?
blip2004: lol you should do the mold missions (below central research) the mold triggers hunger and smells good
Gaz_L: It probably does tho!
TemporallyAwry: Would the mold be worse if it smelled like artifical candy?
Gaz_L: There's all those signs saying No Eat Mold
TXC2: does blue mould let out the blue smoke?
niccus: this is why you don't want to be right-handed
Creideiki_SE: Try switching shoulders?
johnalogue: I imagine it would feel really...dusty
Alahmnat: just get in the shower!
Gaz_L: Careful with your Ki Points!
InkyGhoast: actually, is there auto target is the accessibility features?
beowuuf: his ssphere keeps healing him
TehAmelie: sometimes you wish you had leveled up Melee, but only sometimes
Gaz_L: Might be an upgrade?
NewtyNewts: No ball ownership allowed.
PixelArtDragon: Is this the origin story of Agatha Fisty?
ContingentCat: dealers choice?
johnalogue: that's a lot of shielded hiss
Alahmnat: yeah ball ownership is an upgrade
SachielOne: You can seize the balls, but I believe it needs an upgrade
beowuuf: level up melee, get nothing but floating guys and exploders
oneiropticon: Ball buster Cameron, they call him.
Gaz_L: Ah, the Soulsborne strategy of running past the mobs on a boss run
AlphaHelixNZ: Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. ... ball busting.
TXC2: bustin' makes me feel good
Alahmnat: at least this isn't dark souls so they don't instantly respawn everything you spent all that time killing
beowuuf: isn't there annoyingly a control point at the other side of this?
AlphaHelixNZ: Yeah I think I had similar issues navigating this area.
SeiichiSin: The fact that this game launches stuff from where it physically is rather then in line with the cross hair makes it a little un-intuitive for easy on the fly aiming.
Alahmnat: nice ball removal
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also, Jessie always holds stuff on her right, even if you switch shoulders
prof_membrane: Pick up two things ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That makes some spots had to Launch from
TXC2: what's the deal with deals?
SeiichiSin: Oof, yeah that seems like it would be hard.
beowuuf: then she keeps rubbing her right shoulder when idle, like 'hmmm, what strenuous activities have i been doing recentrly...' goes on to shoot powerful gun then throw forklifts
WalrusOntheCourt: I see why there is so much structural damage. When the explosives reveal the infrastructure, you can see the shoddy internal workmanship. And that over there? That's termite damage. That'll cost ya.
ContingentCat: what's the deal with airplane balls??
Gaz_L: It's funny because institutional sexism has historically penalized female executives! LUL
AlphaHelixNZ: I never got that ability. It looks like fun.
beowuuf: collecta-balls
WalrusOntheCourt: Someone's not getting their security deposit back.
ani_laurel: I love these videos
TehAmelie: i think the closest thing the oldest house gets to termites is. . .people
Kieza_12: that oldest house, there are none older
MAPBoardgames: We can rewatch the movie, cleaner, from the collectible menu
nyperold: Now, he looks like a scientist archetype, doesn't he? Hmm.
TehAmelie: did the game give up on subtitles?
WalrusOntheCourt: I trust this man implicitly because he wears a white scientist's coat.
SachielOne: @MAPBoardgames Maybe with some volume this time.
Alahmnat: @TehAmelie I think we're just out of range of the emitter
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thirst Warning: Darling is buuuuuuf
johnalogue: my volume setting is getting dangerously high
beowuuf: he can wear a white scientist coat, as long as he doens't wear *the* white scientist coat
WalrusOntheCourt: Such confidence! A wry smile! Take my money mysterious scientist!
ani_laurel: same, John
johnalogue: if Cam can hear that I can only imagine the explosions hurt like hell
vellebastet: no?
Wicker_Guide: gabyShrug
TXC2: flagflation ?
Stormthius: can you contain freedom? Kappa
beowuuf: the stars and striiiiiiiiiiiiiipes
Alahmnat: that is an abnormally long one
accountmadeforants: The length and number of stripes represents the highways, this is true fact
Kaorti: 13 is correct
iris_of_ether: Correct stripes
NightWingMistHawk: That is abnormally long for a flag
TehAmelie: "dude i think this is unconstitutional or something" "umm building shift"
WalrusOntheCourt: It's the effect of Covid. Makes flags stretch.
niccus: yeah, the american flag is an anomalous object. now you will notice that they have always been getting longer
erfunk: Freedom is off the hook
johnalogue: it's like a banner or something
TXC2: looooong loooong flaaaaaag
SeiichiSin: That is what happens when you make a flag to just be a wall decoration rather then to actually be... You know... Flown.
MAPBoardgames: The Stars and Stripes go on Forever.
Laserbeaks_Fury: yup 13 stripes is correct
VorlonScout: Color isn't desaturated enough for it to be a Snyder Cut flag.
beowuuf: longflag sounds like a euphamism for eating a tablecloth
TheMerricat: The usual size of a flag used at home is 3'x5'. A casket flag is 9-1/2'x5'.
WalrusOntheCourt: Snyder Cut flags - major points! VERY clever! :-)
prof_membrane: 13 is right. Length is wrong.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Florida drops an f-bomb
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I'd have thought the Snyder cut flag was 4:3
ContingentCat: wait why doesn't the rule against iconography or whatever apply to flags?
Critterbot: What's with all the screen tearing?
TXC2: ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat oooh burn!
Laserbeaks_Fury: This room coming up is very cool
AlphaHelixNZ: I think it’s odd that the game only plays truncated versions of those videos and you have to go to the collectibles menu to view the whole thing. Ditto for these Trench messages.
TheMerricat: "United States flag law does not specify the proportions of the flag. The proportions of 10:19, so often quoted, are the product of an executive order of the president, and are actually binding only in certain military uses. The United States government buys and uses flags in several other proportions (2:3, 3:5, 5:8) for numerous civilian and military applications. Private citizens are free to use their own judgment."
TXC2: ContingentCat 'cause the oldest house is AMERICAN! Kappa
WalrusOntheCourt: The tables are turned!
TehAmelie: for that matter, the hotline gives you some conversations with the Board that you ONLY can view through the menu
Skeletonman1100: I am back with lemonade AND dinner (asian style rice stirfry
HundreydAundre: Think of it as regularly sized, but bleeding on the wall downwards.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Table for ONE! YEET
AlphaHelixNZ: @tehamelie Indeed!
beowuuf: i think the hotline menu is supposed to be you using the hotline to talk to trench / the board, just like talking to normal people for more info
Gaz_L: It's that glass with the mesh laminated inside, it's unbreakable!
vellebastet: I love how this is less an FPS and more a "skillfully lobbing objects at targets" game
Invitare: what's even the point in having employees if you can't shoot enemies through them?
vellebastet: well, third person
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A yeet-em-up
beowuuf: employees have the 'soft cover' clause in their contracts, it's fine
johnalogue: ugh the two rounds of charge shot look so painful to aim like this
TXC2: "I threw a rock at him!.....it was big rock....."
AlphaHelixNZ: Man taking out that big guy looked satisfying as heck.
HundreydAundre: Wut if we has done it already?
Skeletonman1100: What IS the ball anyway?
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: @Skeletonman1100 healing mob
beowuuf: ball is hiss energy that heals nearby enemies
nyperold: Yeah, the battle drums stopped.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Balls despawn when they're the last enemy
TehAmelie: they call them hiss clusters
Skeletonman1100: ahhh one of those enemies.
TXC2: I Imagine the ball is the like the one from Prisoner
Mollylele: Say ball again I dare you
saucemaster5000: @TXC2 I got that reference! Just saw that for the first time yesterday
beowuuf: ball meakes mockery of our seize powers :(
AlphaHelixNZ: Ball therapy?
erfunk: This game pleases me.
Gaz_L: The lore in here is really good, btw
TXC2: saucemaster5000 nice
beowuuf: lrrWOW
TXC2: CAMERON PLEASE
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
nyperold: Honestly, this was probably inevitable.
strebenherz: Phrases I didn't expect to hear today for 100 Alex
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol
iris_of_ether: Cam.
johnalogue: cognitive...no
Favre_Studios: cam?
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah, sadly you can not Seize the Balls
tenthtechpriest: OOF
Favre_Studios: CAM
TheMerricat: @beowuuf though we make a mockery of them once we get a high enough seize to take them. They heal us too.
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Gaz_L: You can totally Sieze the Balls, i think we need an upgrade tho
beowuuf: can't wait themerricat
Laserbeaks_Fury: This game does disturbing geometry VERY well
Wicker_Guide: floor is temporarily level again
TXC2: Seize the balls of production
johnalogue: Darling is so very excited in his work
TehAmelie: you need a lot of skill to handle these balls huh
AlphaHelixNZ: Oh man. The first time I ever had a counsellor reference CBT I’d never heard the cognitive behavioural therapy definition. I was all “excuse me?!” Heh. Awkward.
prof_membrane: Just a girl?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh maybe the Balls are considered Big
nyperold: The Bureau got infested with Forest Temple-itis.
beowuuf: is northmoor who we're powering the building using?
johnalogue: @beowuuf that's the one
johnalogue: Dylan did a small murder
Alahmnat: ah, there it is
ani_laurel: boys will be boys is never a phrase that ends well
TehAmelie: i've never heard of the kinky definition of CBT outside of LRR
Laserbeaks_Fury: They never do say what happened to make Northmoor go critical, do they?
Alahmnat: somebody died. but, y'know, boys will be boys
cynimo: Hi all, I just discovered that the belgian military now has ads on Twitch... a confusing experience
beowuuf: this clip is odd and interesting given what you hear dylan say in a later interview
Laserbeaks_Fury: A person was made dead
TXC2: "I'll show them whose just a kid." "it's time for bed, I laid out your jammy jams!"
prof_membrane: Oh, Dylan’s a COP. that explains it
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johnalogue: @prof_membrane it makes sense now
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Yeah... That's definitely the intelligent call Darling
johnalogue: oh no
TehAmelie: wait hasn't the Bureau raised him since he was like 6?
strebenherz: wat
Amentur: lrrAWESOME YES
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
tenthtechpriest: YAY
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TXC2: strap in
Orgmastron: YES
TheMerricat: @Laserbeaks_Fury the implication is that Northmoor attuned to too many OOP and couldn't contain it all in the end.
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Gaz_L: The new episode is up!
vellebastet: 👀
Alahmnat: @TehAmelie yuuuup
Pheonix888: oh god my timing
vellebastet: 🍿
beowuuf: mr bones, yeeees!
Alahmnat: MR BONES!
johnalogue: is this episode 2 or did we miss some?
Skeletonman1100: uncle Mr. bones
niccus: mr bones was underrated
Orgmastron: Uncle Mr. Bones lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: not wrong
cynimo: Braaaaiins
Amentur: 2020Snacking Braaains
MAPBoardgames: Didn't see me failing my clairvoyance test.
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
johnalogue: Boneathan's cousin lacks chill
ani_laurel: Thats a cabling needle, amazing
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Darleysam: I think this one's my favourite
jessieimproved: I got here right on time, perfection
ContingentCat: y i k e s
Sogheim: I've never seen this, this worries me.
TXC2: Fly balls are a baseball thing though :p
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: These must've been so much fun to make
beowuuf: dolls head as a facemask is just *chef's kiss*
Alahmnat: bliiiiiiiind
johnalogue: you know, make friends blind with your brain
juneblue58: This is horrifying.
TXC2: oh wait, I thought he said basket ball :p
AlphaHelixNZ: I love how someone in universe thought these were a very good idea.
Wicker_Guide: This is the kind of children's content that the man who recorded that last video would make
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Gaz_L: Approaching Menace plays
TXC2: ah yes, the big chair, from the gameshow mastermind
CAKHost: Symbolizm?
beowuuf: did we find the document with the person behind this idea?
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jessieimproved: Such a great game to watch
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Clockwork_Penguin: If you sit in that chair, John Humphreys comes along and starts asking you questions about train timetables in 1950s Birmingham
nyperold: Some brains can burn people. We call this pyromancy. Also horrifying.
vellebastet: OMG
beowuuf: sorry what was that mr bones?
SeiichiSin: That was... Wow.
Alahmnat: rofl
MAPBoardgames: Thanks uncle Mr. Bones!
TheMerricat: @beowuuf yes, I think first stream
Gaz_L: I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards!
johnalogue: I don't think the Bureau is good at raising kids
InkyGhoast: we need to call someone on mr uncle bones
vellebastet: I fucking love that
xantos69: How do I give you all of my money?
kaffeetrinken89: Who made this series?
cynimo: That was intriguing
ArdCollider: the BIG chair looks vaguely like the office chair I'm sitting in now, which was like $70 at IKEA.
TehAmelie: i'd be here for the Threshold Kids fan channel
Mr_Horrible: Real Candle Cove hours in the Oldest House
Skeletonman1100: Threshold Kids seems kinda creepy but at the same time, I would watch that.
niccus: but if you already know you'll fail the clairvoyance test, did you not pass it
FinalShowFilms: Something I never figured out while playing the game; is the Threshold Kids show an actual show, or an AWE
erfunk: So who at LRR plays uncle Mr. Bones in an upcoming crapshot?
beowuuf: themerricat, ah cool, i love how simple and straightforward the proposal is and how horrifically it's been implemented
PhilanthropyLich: Wow, I beat this entire game without realizing that the Threshold kids videos were made SPECIFICALLY for the prime candidates
Darleysam: I found a blog post by Anna Megill about Threshold Kids the other day, that was pretty interesting
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vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Wicker_Guide: @FinalShowFilms it was made by the bureau
TheMerricat: So the interesting thing here for me is Darling doesn't seem to know that the FBC actually had Jesse under surveillance since she left Ordinary...
Skeletonman1100: Are we looking for a Epson Projector?
ContingentCat: I have a blue toggle coat, I'm most the way to a cosplay
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jmhodges: Threshold Kids fancam
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Gibb and bartleby could fit well in a Treshold Kids episode
TXC2: thing is, shouting "NO INTERRUPTIONS" sounds like a thing I could see being in a real kids show :p
Orgmastron: Fashion Control!
johnalogue: Coffee soap!
ani_laurel: ooooh, being made for the Prime candidates makes sense
ContingentCat: wait is it caffinated soap? that sounds amazing
kumatsu: streams over, everyone has to get coffee soap now
TXC2: soap made from coffee? or soap flavoured coffee ?
ContingentCat: gesundheit
juneblue58: XD
CAKHost: Is it a Cafe or a bathhouse?
niccus: that's jesse, don't worry
TXC2: Are you OK Cameron?
SeiichiSin: Cam, you have some of the best burps on camera.
vellebastet: ^
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's how you get a Building Shift
Kieza_12: gee Cam, tell us what you really think of this tape
jessieimproved: in my house we would actually slow clap that one
beowuuf: themerricat: to be fair if i recall the dates, they only seem to have transcripts from 2010, and dylan's interviews are like 2003...so I think she kept her head down for quite a while to start with
Alahmnat: this person is a terrible psychiatrist, just sayin'
TheMerricat: Cam's burps are artisanal, not like those mass produced, forced burps that Adam and Ben peddle. :P
johnalogue: Dammit psychiatrist not everything is a metaphor Freud was a hack
Wicker_Guide: oh this person is an impressively awful psychiatrist
InkyGhoast: i think this person is an intentionally awful psychiatrist
Kaorti: The bureau having this seems like a huge ethics breach
Alahmnat: stop asking leading questions!
TXC2: ONE QUESTION AT A TIME!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pretty sure the therapist was a plant
juneblue58: Yeah, was about to say... this is *not* how you conduct a psychological therapy session.
FinalShowFilms: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a real therapist
Amentur: One question at a time. AND NO LEADING QUESTIONS!
Darleysam: jonathan frakes asks you things
Gaz_L: It could be called Super Jesse 64!
blip2004: FBC agents are bad at acting
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TheMerricat: @Kaorti I believe we discover that the FBC controlled therapists
vellebastet: God I hope not
Skeletonman1100: That was totes a G-Man
johnalogue: are you SURE a real psychiatrist wouldn't do that?
TXC2: "do you know who the milkman is? what is the purpose of the gogles?"
Wicker_Guide: "Did you have any emotional triggers I can use to get you committed and taken to the Bureau?" gabySmart
Alahmnat: a real one might, but a *good* one wouldn't
juneblue58: As someone who actually has a psych degree, I'm inclined to agree. Or at least they aren't a good therapist.
qtbeee: nonstop questioning not great
PixelArtDragon: Well, for one that sounded like it was imitating a psychologist, not a psychiatrist
johnalogue: I'm fairly confident real psychiatrists basically just project whatever they feel like on you anyways
the_canuck_mystic: I dunno if you can fling walls, I 'm not sure why you have a gun.
nyperold: Grievous Harm with a Body
TXC2: Psychiatrist gives you drugs, psychologist talks to you
juneblue58: Good psychotherapists don't do that, and are trained not to do that.
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cynimo: so your brain appears to be of the yeet things variety
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @the_canuck_mystic because we need to deliver freedom in between the walls
vellebastet: Yeet good
Laserbeaks_Fury: JUMPSCARE
TehAmelie: they would have already taken Dylan so the purpose of the therapy would be trying to get Jessie committed so they can get her too
Sethalidos: the power of yeet is strong in this game
TheMerricat: I don't know how many people have watched it but there is a very good video out on YT of a real trained therapist going over Robin William's performance in Good Will Hunting and what worked for him and what didn't.
beowuuf: we can fling tiny bullet things really fast, or large things at a reasonable speed
beowuuf: also cheap jump scare game! :p
Alahmnat: meanest enemy
nyperold: @the_canuck_mystic It's a whole lot easier to aim a gun through a doorway? As demonstrated?
ContingentCat: it'll be a sick prank
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'll...wait for the next car
Gaz_L: 2nd Floor: Explosions and Womenswear!
AlphaHelixNZ: FFS I’m not even the one playing and that thing still made me jump.
TXC2: "love in a elevator, livin it up while I'm going down"
AlphaHelixNZ: Every time!
niccus: when a government body has a whole department for your home town, that's probably bad news
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vellebastet: wheelerY wheelerT
ani_laurel: The town is called Ordinary. Its gotta be weird
ArdCollider: notthatSpicy notthatSpicy notthatSpicy
beowuuf: town trying to hard
TXC2: niccus unless that town is New york or something :p
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TehAmelie: we forklifted to close to the sun
TXC2: I guess
Angnor33: Propane tank goes boom.
KeytarCat: And that's why you need a license
MAPBoardgames: Protip: Don't use exploding barrels for cover.
BlightningHelix: Fun fact: Forklifts are fueled by propane, and propane is highly flammable.
TehAmelie: concrete is its white blood cells
Boon_33: Didn't see that happen in the forklift training video
Alahmnat: only at central executive
Gaz_L: Only at the central hub
SachielOne: Only at Central exec
TXC2: Concrete is the powerhouse of the oldest house cell
Laserbeaks_Fury: You gotta go to the Executive CP to change
Favre_Studios: Flight!
Gaz_L: How about the power of flight? Do anything for ya?
The_Potato_Cat: Evening folks ! Hows it going
TXC2: I'd go for teleportation
juneblue58: I prefer teleportation over flight, personally.
TehAmelie: might not even need any secondary flight powers. who needs more than flying?
prof_membrane: Multiple Man is my choice.
TXC2: Hello The_Potato_Cat welcome
Gaz_L: Folding space like Manifold from Marvel Comics would be cool
ContingentCat: telekenisis would be useful
vellebastet: @the_potato_cat Evening!
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Wicker_Guide: take care Cam
HavenJunde: my go-to superpower is shapeshifting, tbh
beowuuf: i have no idea why, in dreams when i think i can float/fly, my brain doens't immediately go 'this is a dream' Every darn time it;s like 'ah yes, the ability to think and float around, that old thing'
Wicker_Guide: lrrHEART
Gaz_L: Jammies!
TheMerricat: sorry Cameron, we appreciate your sacrifice for our entertainment.
Alahmnat: it's not a great outfit
ContingentCat: comfy
TXC2: going jogging
MAPBoardgames: Is the motion sickness better or worse if you aren't driving?
TehAmelie: kind of an inmates running the asylum look
ContingentCat: yeah
johnalogue: brutalist architecture, brutalist fashion
vellebastet: Alrighty
TXC2: !break
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vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TheMerricat: night @TXC2 !
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: see ya @TXC2
johnalogue: @TehAmelie I mean, said "inmates" were literally being trained for that purpose
vellebastet: @txc2 Night!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Cameron and Cori
beowuuf: night txc2!
vellebastet: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
TehAmelie: exactly
nqbw: Cheer100
Alahmnat: tbh I think the controller is exacerbating the motion sickness problem, 'cause even I've gotten a little woozy at times and that was never an issue when Paul played on KBM
TehAmelie: i'm the director and i'm gonna wear the comfiest pyjamas
NewtyNewts: I had to miss that last section, what exciting things will I need to rewatch?
Alahmnat: it might be the speed curve on the camera swing
Wicker_Guide: @johnalogue @TehAmelie hey now, inmates have done something wrong, we just "provide a comfortable controlled environment" to "promising young minds" gabySmart
Wicker_Guide: permanently. without their consent
niccus: there's a container ship stuck in suez canal
ashteranic: yep, there sure is. and the memes about it are already very funny
johnalogue: @Wicker_Guide good thing that only happens in fictional illegal secret agencies
Wicker_Guide: @johnalogue well, yeah, in real life it would be done by legal publicly known agencies
MAPBoardgames: Arrgg! Now I have The Threshold Kids theme stuck in my head!
Wicker_Guide: JOIN US lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NewtyNewts: Did Cam find another Threshold Kids tv?
Wicker_Guide: he did
corianderd: uncle mr bones was there
NewtyNewts: Guess I'm rewatching the vod after this, I missed it.
Wicker_Guide: Mr Bones' explanation of different psychic talents
ContingentCat: "we all have different brains"
Wicker_Guide: "no interruptions" gabySip
justanotherslapstick: Hi
vellebastet: Hello
Juliamon: Hi
Wicker_Guide: gabyHi
Alahmnat: uncle mr. bones is the best part of threshold kids by FAR.
justanotherslapstick: ohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnalogue: @Wicker_Guide and a variety of publicly supported private companies!
Alahmnat: wb Cam
NewtyNewts: We're all back.
vellebastet: Welcome back, Cam and Cori. lrrHEART
Wicker_Guide: feel any better?
Wicker_Guide: uh oh
iris_of_ether: Oh noooooooooo
beowuuf: boy was my stream delayed
niccus: the curse of mr bones
justanotherslapstick: Hi
ChainedDreamer: This game is a memetic hazard
cynimo: self caremy dude we wont mind
beowuuf: the mist effects on the eneies seems particularly bad for motion stuff
RealGamerCow: I wonder if it is the soft focus and blur
ArdCollider: I get put through intentional vertigo tests a lot and they tell me to count backwards from 40 out loud
Rhynerd: Exposure to The Oldest House may result in illness.
ArdCollider: and usually it stops by the 30s
Alahmnat: totally understand
ChainedDreamer: Did you read the waiver you signed before buying the game?
RealGamerCow: Is the solution "Cori plays?"
ani_laurel: take care of yourself
AlphaHelixNZ: My sympathies Cam. Feel better soon.
BusTed: No worries.
Wicker_Guide: I'd like to hear your thoughts on it, but yeah we need you to feel okay for that to be worth it
Rhynerd: Here’s hoping you do find that solution! Get well soon!
vellebastet: I'm sorry, Cam
xantos69: cheer50 No worries Cam. Feel better!
beowuuf: self care good, thanks for the over 2 hours of stream already!
ArdCollider: but yeah, don't put your brain through it if you don't have to.
Spluuga: field of view issue perhaps?
SquareDotCube: This may sound weird, but what about a weaker prescription of glasses?
vellebastet: I hope you feel better.
Stormthius: Cheer50
NewtyNewts: Hope you find something! I remember someone said the horizontal camera motion was causing nausea, maybe you can reduce that so it isn't quite so swingy?
MAPBoardgames: @SquareDotCube I know you are offering honest advice, but it almost sounded like "What if you were blind?"
NewtyNewts: "Your problem is clearly caused by your eyes, you should probably just remove those"
vellebastet: Hope you feel better, Cam! Maybe take some meclizine. :)
Sogheim: the oil slicks in the air that mess with depth are no bueno
ContingentCat: motion blur seems like a good candidate
rosesmcgee: Could also be framerate
Alahmnat: upping the texture resolution might help the blurriness
beowuuf: oh yeah. the beta came out today
NewtyNewts: Best of luck Cameron! Hope to see you again soon!
RebekahWSD: Excited to see Magic Legends because I found out it runs horrible on my potato machine
vellebastet: Bye, Cori! lrrHEART Bye, Cam! unarmeHeart
MAPBoardgames: All of those. Simultanously.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ContingentCat: exist in some way
beowuuf: have a good day yoiurselves! thanks for streaming!
beowuuf: and night chat!
NewtyNewts: White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye.
Twilight_Spark: If you make an exhaustive list, then everyone is technically following orders.
MAPBoardgames: Now to stare a blue offline screen for the next 75minutes.
strebenherz: Have a good one Cam, have a good one Cori
DeM0nFiRe: @MAPBoardgames It's the only way to make sure you are the first to type lrrSIGNAL
jessieimproved: I will be playing the new Mine o' Clock modpack, but this is where my Twitch screen will sit
SuddenlyARabbit: How long until Ben-stream?
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam's off this week so join Ben for some bonus Magic: Legends! RE5 will return next week. Game: Magic: Legends) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:12 from now).
SuddenlyARabbit: Ah duh, thanks