Manae: the axe speak but once?
TehAmelie: sure it could easily be a regular haiku but i like the pause of four syllables
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeYeah benginButt bozeYeah benginButt bozeYeah benginButt
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NightValien28: that sounds promising
gualdhar: oh, so Ben's not doing a Legends stream afterall. This game looks interesting
TehAmelie: hmm i have like 1900 games i downloaded and don't know anything about. maybe should start streaming
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Gaytanic_Panic: I'm digging the premise of the game.
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait what's going to happen?
codl_: lrrCIRCLE_LH
Makrosian_Tae: IT BEGINS
BusTed: Heyo.
TheWooglie: Hello
TehAmelie: halo
lirazel64: ?
Makrosian_Tae: Somewhere Ben is tied up in a closet
DoodlestheGreat: We'll find out!
lyropithic: Oooh, mystery game!
lirazel64: Odd spelling of Mabel.
thefightnerd: Will Let's Nope return on a different night or next week?
Durzostarfire: woooo bonus stream
DoodlestheGreat: Turn YOUR unconscious decisions into a career, find out how! notsquishY
TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess Mable is the queen of a maple wood
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RealGamerCow: Tingle Town?
TehAmelie: like a. . .child of light?
LightingExpert13: i just got here and was wondering if lets nope or if the nope boys didn't want to today chat?
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DoodlestheGreat: Maybe she's both a little girl and the bringer of dawn. Flexibility is a hallmark of innovation!
Juliamon: LightingExpert13 Adam's taking a week off.
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Pteraspidomorphi: Why does this remind me of that kc green comic
DoctorAddams: Heeeeeey, you're not Adam-and-or-Ben!
LightingExpert13: @Juliamon thank you. Hope he gets the relaxation he needs.
nyperold: Is that one guy wearing a clock?
Makrosian_Tae: And she IS amazing!
LightingExpert13: Heather is best person
DoodlestheGreat: "I'm a hairy!"
BusTed: LoZ 2 style.
LightingExpert13: seems interesting so far
TehAmelie: hairy, yer a dawnbringer
mgknominator: Sup
DeM0nFiRe: @BusTed Ah I was trying to think of what this game reminded me of, it is Zelda 2
DoctorAddams: Well that certainly undisputable. Also, this is not Jenny LeClue lrrAWW
TehAmelie: flying is magic. i always suspected
DoodlestheGreat: Call the Auto Club!
TehAmelie: such a happy fat flappy owl
NightValien28: its an evil owl
DoctorAddams: Here's hoping for Jenny LeTwo
TehAmelie: oh okay there are more just like it
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm sure it will be out before the Winds of WInter DoctorAddams :P
PharaohBender27: @Pteraspidomorphi lrrWOW Also, ahoy-hoy, everyone!
DoodlestheGreat: "Gotcha, Tingle...
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe the sword is named Dawn
Makrosian_Tae: "We have Dawn at home"
lirazel64: Ahoy, bender of Pharaohs.
DoodlestheGreat: "Did the prophecy fortell of where I can go to a bathroom?"
meepsalot: ooooh new game
Durzostarfire: save them all? just ctrl+s ez game oved
TehAmelie: is this some triple goddess thing? can i go on break once it's lunchtime?
Korolan: Hi Heather! Good to see you so soon after Jenny!
DoctorAddams: The protagonist has no face O_O'
nyperold: I was going to say the sign-painter can't turn into a fairy, so obviously he can't paint that one sign, but uh... that doesn't explain most of those signs.
Electrodyne: Heather do you happen to have a hilarious sidekick like Ben's hilarious sidekick on Tuesday nights? Maybe one who sounds like Tingle?
Durzostarfire: dont stroke the wildlife seems like good advice
PharaohBender27: Only sidekick with consent!
HundreydAundre: Ooh, hey! Taco Bell's Chezz crackers!
Electrodyne: SHUN the hilarious sidekick! SHUUUUUNNNN
Loonatic93: No Dawn, I only bring Palmolive.
TehAmelie: a "great bridge"? a cameo of King Steve's Kickass Bridge? it's about time
RealGamerCow: Dawn makes good casseroles
nyperold: Have you met a mythter?
HundreydAundre: Hey, HISTORY! U not real enough two us!!!
TehAmelie: dang those thorns super hurt and they don't even look sharp
BusTed: Get savin'
Electrodyne: Inflict Freedom
IbunWest: uwu what's this
HundreydAundre: Flippin' yesterdays wees not take a part of, or from...
BusTed: busted
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, but can you sing?
Juliamon: It does feel like the style of Wandersong or Owlboy
IbunWest: She carries a sword about as well as the bard.
Juliamon: Maybe even Child of Light
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TehAmelie: have you heard the expression "the dawn comes on like thunder"? i'm the bringer of dawn and you gotta ask yourself what kind of dawn you want in your face
HundreydAundre: Mable!? It can't be... Wut timeline is this!?
Pteraspidomorphi: He's the bawss
fastlane250: lrrWOW then
LightingExpert13: ysbrydPunjail
HundreydAundre: The. End. Of. Worlds, The... End... Of.... W O R L D S
PharaohBender27: Oh, I'm sure you can say "cloak" three times fast. I'll try! Cloak cloak clock DAMMIT
HundreydAundre: Doth dat make this guy overqualified?
TehAmelie: wait you don't just fly like Thor, your basic attack is calling the sword to you like Mjolnir too. is this Love and Thunder?
nyperold: Redcloak the goblin?
darkalter2000: Put the sword dirctly on the door.
PharaohBender27: You can only break doors the game wants you to?
NightValien28: LUL
wench_tacular: can't imagine why not
nyperold: Ba dum tish!
TehAmelie: now THAT's a locked door
PharaohBender27: Oh, I see - @LoadingReadyRun that door you broke had cracks in it, that's probably the cue for "breakable door"
franzincolor: or part of one at least
nyperold: Warping through a well... cross that off your bucket list.
ReyKira: sometimes lucky is better than smarts
Orgmastron: !left
Orgmastron: !goleft
PharaohBender27: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #4093: "Left ear's where the love is" —Ben [2017-03-08]
wench_tacular: hands are overrated
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Sometimes just ask.
TehAmelie: the unusual manner of movement reminds me of Dandara, if anyone's played that yet
PharaohBender27: katesRip
TehAmelie: man that was lava? i was gonna guess nutritious bug juice
wench_tacular: the more you know..
nyperold: I mean, whenever I want to activate a lever, I always jump and swing a sword. ...That's not normal?
ReyKira: send the elevator up then go under?
Orgmastron: !findquote lava
LRRbot: Quote #1439: "Let's try to break the brown cube that materialised over the lava gate." —Alex [2014-01-17]
PharaohBender27: O_o
TehAmelie: wouldn't hope too much for that huge locked door yet. it looked like it would take like, twelve keys
PharaohBender27: So wait, when we're walking, are we dragging our sword? That can't be good for the blade
TehAmelie: it's probably magic
PharaohBender27: Oh, right
Seagulyus: she can turn into a fairy...is that a reference to legend of zelda 2?
EdoardoZone: magnets on that sword, yo
djalternative: So, is that bubbling orange liquid lava or just a large vat of mamosa
NightValien28: yes
TehAmelie: also Child of Light conclusively proved it's hella cute to have little girls swinging around swords so large they can't hold them up so what are we gonna do
DeM0nFiRe: Pretty sure it;s Sunny D
wench_tacular: rude
LightingExpert13: you looked cold
Theycallmejokke: Look a bit more like orange soda, than lava to me, try tasting it
EdoardoZone: it's the bubbles, oh
TehAmelie: oh yeah maybe we only die from overdosing on it
Theycallmejokke: So refreshing
EdoardoZone: orange crush
djalternative: yeah. when do we get the big straw power so we can drink it all
fastlane250: it's just fanta sea
nyperold: Who lavas orange soda?
PharaohBender27: Dang, think the last time I drank an Orange Crush I was like . . . 12, 13, maybe?
EdoardoZone: the toxic smell of crush
franzincolor: so that's what McDonald's did with all the Orange Hi-C
TehAmelie: i think i've seen a bottle of orange crush once, when i was a little egg. around here we just get fanta
djalternative: orange crush? a long while ago. Orange soda? Last week with my torta
Pteraspidomorphi: Has more of a carrot soup tint
electric_claire: lava isn't usually carbonated
HundreydAundre: Wow, game. You don't look like a Celeste & I don't even know what that is, but this game be a flight.
EdoardoZone: I mean you can't breathe soda, makes sense shes dies
TehAmelie: maybe faeries don't float in water. they're like super not witches
LightingExpert13: wonder what warmed up hi-c orange would taste like?
TehAmelie: i mean, don't float in soda
HundreydAundre: Also, lava be sharing like-ly-ness too soda's pop.
LightingExpert13: unless you are ice cream then float baby float
EdoardoZone: this game brought to you by g-fuel
nyperold: Also, if it were lava, you'd be killed just by the ambient heat. ...Oh, there are floating diamonds in this game. Never mind.
EdoardoZone: swordier sword
Theycallmejokke: More pixiness
franzincolor: I get the soda argument but with my current internet knowledge have we considered the possibility that it might be cake?
franzincolor: maybe even.... lava cake?
TehAmelie: in Death Stranding you're an undying zombie who keeps going with Monster energy, and here you're a sprite who dies from orange crush. there's some theme there
EdoardoZone: for you? sure. lava cake it is.
PharaohBender27: @franzincolor Does lava cake bubble?
kusinohki: hi all! this is not the bonus stream I was expecting...
Seagulyus: it could be molten cheese. thats basically lava right?
TehAmelie: my tongue agrees
EdoardoZone: nobody's ever tasted lava.
Manwichcannon: a new definiton of hot cakes
franzincolor: @pharaohbender27 I mean I don't know. I could google it
EdoardoZone: such a chill game. for now?
Manwichcannon: @EdoardoZone Correction; nobody has ever survived tasting lava
electric_claire: These movement mechanics are really interesting
DeM0nFiRe: The orange liquid does not give off light so it must not be lava, this is lending more evidence to the orange soda theory
kusinohki: I missed the start.... we can turn into a fairy, but can't get too far away from a sword we can't lift??
PharaohBender27: Well, that's another argument in favor of the orange stuff being soda - surely lava would glow, right?
NightValien28: kusinohki we can fly and the sword come to us
Robot_Bones: probably just spicy dirt
Theycallmejokke: another point for the soda teory, lave glow, soda does not... at least it shouldn't
TehAmelie: the more i watch it the more i like the logic of "you're a tiny fairy that can only fly if you leave your giant sword on the ground so you've got it enchanted so it comes back to you and kills everything on the way, oops now you're a murder machine"
Pteraspidomorphi: The limiter isn't the sword's position but the stamina
Theycallmejokke: Granma?
PharaohBender27: Old lady is sus
NightValien28: this old lady is very suspicious
PharaohBender27: katesSus
NightValien28: calling it now, old lady is demon
franzincolor: she looks like old Toph from Legend of Korra.
juneblue58: I'm always suspicious of anyone who feels the need to assure you repeatedly that you're doing the right thing.
franzincolor: which supports the demon theory
EdoardoZone: what are we looking for exactly? our lost sister? revenge? treasure?
TehAmelie: things that need dawn, i think
Loonatic93: Our lost sister stole our treasure adn we are seeking revenge.
EdoardoZone: good enough
Theycallmejokke: Dawn is a bad prom date, they need to be up early in the morning
nyperold: Well, if everyone dies, maybe it's the dawn of...
Robot_Bones: When have cultist ever been wrong?
Thatnerdyouknow: what a neat looking game!
franzincolor: well if we're bringing our sister back I think homecoming might be more fitting than prom
EdoardoZone: no need for fancy graphics
TehAmelie: Orange Crush is getting some poor PR here
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PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie katesLol
Theycallmejokke: we live here now
Loonatic93: There is some sort of R.E.M. reference here...
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
graal_smith: I misread the stream title as "Marble and Wood" and thus was very surprised by the content
EdoardoZone: gg
nyperold: So it's going be the rules that if you die, you lose half your diamonds, rounded up. And if you have none, it halves none.
TehAmelie: i got my sword, i got my orange crush
graal_smith: So... doors?
nyperold: *by the rule
Loonatic93: Thank you @TehAmelie !
PharaohBender27: Also, sign painter fell on the job again
PadawanTK16: Hello! How goes game?
EdoardoZone: nah. what makes you say that?
EdoardoZone: it's just... decoration.
graal_smith: Nobody ever asks if Coke is OK
EdoardoZone: coke is all right.
Loonatic93: I mean... If you don't have Pepsi available.
franzincolor: wait are these technically glow worms than?
PharaohBender27: @PadawanTK16 We're in a dungeon dealing with an orange liquid we have collectively decided is not lava, but an orange soda - possibly Crush
FiliusRomanus: Just got in, are we doing coke today?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh, she kinda reminds me of Aurora in Child of Light
Theycallmejokke: Maybe the skull room will give you a pirate form, I mean probably not, but it would be cool
FiliusRomanus: Don't mind if I do
Pteraspidomorphi: Well did you order a coke or a pepsi?
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TehAmelie: it's the giant floofy hair and the massive sword, right
EdoardoZone: long-haired young girls with swords, kind of a theme
graal_smith: You Thought
TehAmelie: also flying
PharaohBender27: katesScared
kusinohki: are the diamonds good for anything? or are we simply collecting shiny things?
EdoardoZone: like money in luigi's mansion
TehAmelie: we just assume they'll be currency at some point
Front_Ranger: wow, that's a very odd grapple mechanic
Loonatic93: Maybe just fairies like collecting shiny things!
Loonatic93: Like Magpies!
EdoardoZone: who doesn't collect the money in a dungeon
franzincolor: or crows!
EdoardoZone: it's tradition
EdoardoZone: also monsters carry cash
Loonatic93: Or Pelor!
franzincolor: ahh yes. If course the bats just casually fly through the *checks notes* actual ground
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait, did that mole guy have on a mining cap
PharaohBender27: Boss fight!
Front_Ranger: heh
TehAmelie: damn, this guy survived our unstoppable sword
franzincolor: To be fair the fact that you CAN leave is amazing
DeM0nFiRe: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
EdoardoZone: an angry old white man is the boss. nice
franzincolor: boss fight? no thanks
PharaohBender27: @Laserbeaks_Fury Indeed they did
asthanius: oh
asthanius: okay
Theycallmejokke: gg ez wizard
PharaohBender27: O_o
EdoardoZone: glug lug
Front_Ranger: lava bad
EdoardoZone: ded
asthanius: burly arrow wizard is a strange look, but he pulls it off
EdoardoZone: almost got it... almost
Theycallmejokke: third times the charm
asthanius: awww
PharaohBender27: So, what did you get? Your camera's kind of covering that bit of screen
juneblue58: He never said that he did, you just assumed that.
EdoardoZone: "nothing. right" *hides diamonds*
franzincolor: it's like when a customer asks you if you have any more in the back
Juliamon: Oh, now I'm getting Celeste vibes
franzincolor: and then the back is just like:
EdoardoZone: I dig the music. peaceful
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nyperold: He implied it by being a tougher fight than what she's been facing.
TehAmelie: i get the distinct feeling we're going to get more magic juice at some point
asthanius: Huh. According to the developer's website, you can beat this game without killing any enemies or bosses
nyperold: And trying to impede her multiple times.
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Orgmastron: TehAmelie We already got one upgrade to the magic bar
TehAmelie: makes sense
EdoardoZone: average sword weighs 2-3 pounds... not that one
EdoardoZone: or google's a liar
PharaohBender27: @EdoardoZone I feel it depends on what *type* of sword
DeM0nFiRe: Wow swords are apparently a lot lighter than I thought
EdoardoZone: ikr I was surprised.
SerGarretCameron: as I recall, you can get some swords that weigh up to 7, but they're usually big two handers that are almost pole-arms.
asthanius: That's actually a statistical error. Helium Sword, buried deep within the Earth's crust, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
LordZarano: Average pickaxe weighs 5lbs, for reference
juneblue58: Oh, yeah. In reality swords are really light. Can't swing a blade around quickly in combat if it's stupid heavy.
EdoardoZone: basically is a fancy knife. ok
PharaohBender27: @EdoardoZone A *long* knife, much more importantly
EdoardoZone: gg
Theycallmejokke: Good enough
asthanius: so a longsword is a long long knife?
SerGarretCameron: Some medieval scholar cries in Langmesser.
DeM0nFiRe: LONG LONG I think is deprecated and is just the same as LONG, 64 bits
EdoardoZone: need moar keys
EdoardoZone: maybe.
EdoardoZone: oh no.
djalternative: probably a boss key
TehAmelie: a sword is a knife for cutting people
EdoardoZone: or like dragons
EdoardoZone: oh sorry, you meant real life
EdoardoZone: nice
nyperold: Mmm, mass turkey.
EdoardoZone: worms, disgust
PharaohBender27: ShowLove100 Got to go for dinner and then a Zoom meeting, but this has been a delightful bonus stream!
LordZarano: !letsnopebingo
DeM0nFiRe: As soon as you get to the end of this dungeon it will tell you to go back and collect every diamond LUL
LightingExpert13: "not enough cash"- trader
EdoardoZone: *throws diamonds at boss*
Orgmastron: !bingo
SomebodyNowhere: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
kusinohki: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
EdoardoZone: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: The second coming of Bone is nigh.
e_bloc: Corgo300 Just caught the end of your PiF and loved the series, not sure about the ending though
LordZarano: Ah, !bingo is mod only
Juliamon: I'm looking at a speedrun and there seems to be a technique to rapidly midair-sword so you're like, gliding like Kirby
EdoardoZone: yep.
gualdhar: LIKE A BAWS
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SomebodyNowhere: nice.
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Zu_o: Oh no What's a lorge Beejdrop?!
EdoardoZone: ooof. you're ugly.
Earthenone: ohh a thing is happening here?
EdoardoZone: they got safety helmets. osha approved
Mortimew: PrideLion
EdoardoZone: sword you to death. yes.
SevenishMagpies: how impolite that they avoid you swording them
LordZarano: Gotta dirt him out
EdoardoZone: you have to exchange business cards before swording eachother
EdoardoZone: gg
TehAmelie: woo first time
DeM0nFiRe: NIce gdqClap
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SevenishMagpies: okay that is cool
empyreon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
asthanius: oh hey it's tingle
EdoardoZone: oh its tingle
SevenishMagpies: i want this game now
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TehAmelie: Tingle with a rice ball on a stick
EdoardoZone: bore tunnels like Elon Musk, baby
nyperold: Hey, it's Yoshi's Island all of a sudden.
aquinas_0: i am profoundly amused that its just there
Earthenone: wierd in a multi form game they give you the flying one first
aquinas_0: You ate a potato, now you can bud like potatoes do
Juliamon: It seems like you don't have to get the forms in any particular order, the speedrun I was looking at took out a different boss first
FiliusRomanus: Interesting
EdoardoZone: nice trap juice box.
FiliusRomanus: Maybe there'll be an underwater one?
asthanius: According to steam, that room past the arrow wizard legitimately doesn't have anything. You don't go back there later, it's just...empty.
asthanius: Strange
DeM0nFiRe: Or maybe a form that can drink all the orange soda
EdoardoZone: can we get gunblade upgrade... pew pew pew
TehAmelie: a magical sponge perhaps
Earthenone: now youre thinking with tunnels!
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
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LightingExpert13: !updog
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SquareDotCube: like the rum tunnels!
FiliusRomanus: Can you switch forms mid-air?
HorusFive: cave heritage site
Loonatic93: Like the Rum Tunnels!
MAPBoardgames: I was expecting Ben and magic ARPG.
MAPBoardgames: I am pleasantly surprised
DeM0nFiRe: The owls with hard hats are kinda cute, not gonna lie
asthanius: @MAPBoardgames Doggo things came up, so we get Heather times!
MAPBoardgames: @Loonatic93 exactly
LightingExpert13: the hi-c got you
niccus: you'd randomly take out like fifteen people trying to fly to work though
juneblue58: Oh, without question I'd do the same.
TehAmelie: i'd want to practice a lot to avoid getting any soft people in between me and the sword but yeah
FiliusRomanus: Forget touching the ground, just fly around all the time
kusinohki: could you sheath the sword and still fly? might still hurt ppl but be blunt instead of cutting in half...
EdoardoZone: nice sprite tho.
Loonatic93: Not Sprite. Orange Crush.
MAPBoardgames: "how can this broken, shell of a man. Barely able to lift the weight of his own sword. Be the burning terror that drove me to hide here?"
TehAmelie: you know how it works for Thor, and he's got a totally blunt hammer
FiliusRomanus: He doesn't wanna get embarrassed in front of the bros
DeM0nFiRe: Thatr clearly said Act [Pause Symbol]
EdoardoZone: the burning... in the orange lava.
e_bloc: seabatsYIKES
e_bloc: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
EdoardoZone: nice area.
FiliusRomanus: That's what the youths call a Big Yikes, I believe
FiliusRomanus: Also this game's very pretty
kusinohki: we're scrapped princess now?
MAPBoardgames: Is our character a child? Or are we a halfling?
Pteraspidomorphi: You dissolve in water
EdoardoZone: it's... 7-up?
Juliamon: Our character was summoned by cultists
MAPBoardgames: Crystal Pepsi
TehAmelie: i'm afraid it's powerade
SerGarretCameron: Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
LightingExpert13: green river
Juliamon: The cultists also seemed confused by our appearance as a little girl
EdoardoZone: so much for not being able to lift a 2-pound theorethical sword
asthanius: All the bridges were taken out for repair
MAPBoardgames: Uber?
TehAmelie: Lrnernerner Dicaprio?
LightingExpert13: gems are rings from sonic. That is my head canon. No idea if true or not.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
EdoardoZone: pawn shop be swimming in diamonds
DeM0nFiRe: LightingExpert13 I thought that at first too, but there's a health bar
juneblue58: Hmm. "Immermeer" means "always sea" in German.
letfireraindown: as farr as the sinking ilse, you could walk off before dropping thesword
TehAmelie: hee i want a mod that just replaces the music in this area with Reise Reise by Rammstein
EdoardoZone: accidental pacifist
asthanius: i want that scarf
TehAmelie: desecrating graves sometimes gives you diamonds so clearly we must
EdoardoZone: rich dead people.
MAPBoardgames: That's what I like about skeletons, they're always smiling.
EdoardoZone: the other left
nyperold: "Infinitely-spawning enemies? ...I'm a pacifist. For now."
MAPBoardgames: Nice raft *cough* *cough*
asthanius: It seems based on which way you face when you land?
EdoardoZone: so close.
TehAmelie: sweet save(s)
CaptainSpam: Desecrate graves for fun and profit!
iris_of_ether: Bonus lrrHEATHER stream!
EdoardoZone: "it's the middle ages, go nuts"
MAPBoardgames: I'm a bit disappointed that no one said anything about my coffin.
shendaras: FBtouchdown
asthanius: @MAPBoardgames I realized what you did, but too much time had passed and I thought it'd seem weird :(
asthanius: But I want you to know your pun was greatly appreciated
MAPBoardgames: You missed the chance for a pun partnership. A puntership, if you will.
EdoardoZone: you're a mole, Harry.
MAPBoardgames: You've got me. Heather. But I don't think that what's you mean.
corefluxx: GEMS
EdoardoZone: 25 diamonds for a potion.... in this economy
MAPBoardgames: Take this, it's dangerous to go alone?
e_bloc: merrykMap merrykMap merrykMap
EdoardoZone: take this map, or just google it, when that gets invented.
asthanius: There...there seems to be an achievement for having 1000 unspent diamonds.
asthanius: hoo boy
EdoardoZone: with a counter that has 3 digits
EdoardoZone: sure
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP spoder
DeM0nFiRe: That guy was probably a friend right
MAPBoardgames: By the end of this game, the protag is going to be swole from dragging the sword around this whole time.
DeM0nFiRe: BibleThump
EdoardoZone: water sucks.
EdoardoZone: those organs probably worth a few diamonds
EdoardoZone: or you know, ebay
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Lysander_Gustav: How is the game so far?
DeM0nFiRe: The lightning probably gives you super powers, right?
EdoardoZone: you're fine
EdoardoZone: yes, because magnets work on diamonds.
Lysander_Gustav: It's magic. It doesn't have to make sense
EdoardoZone: tractor beam?
MAPBoardgames: Magnets already work by magic.
e_bloc: magnets? how do they work?
MAPBoardgames: Magic. Like I said
EdoardoZone: also laser beams
EdoardoZone: in the middle ages
DeM0nFiRe: Nice recovery
Dog_of_Myth: Nice save
StarFreak359 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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EdoardoZone: me who expected historical accuracy
LightingExpert13: this is just another layer of adam's puzzle house
EdoardoZone: so many lasers
MAPBoardgames: I forgot Dawn in my other jacket
e_bloc: I'm "A" bringer of dawn, not "the" bringer of dawn
EdoardoZone: and my hair in the perpetual wind
Pteraspidomorphi: Easier than expected
EdoardoZone: professor, please, turn your darn lasers off
Lysander_Gustav: can only use these abilities in very specific plot relevant times
EdoardoZone: I was gonna say death.
Lysander_Gustav: interesting
kusinohki: grandpa, that's the cat
GamemasterAnth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
GamemasterAnth: Mabel...is she related to Celeste?
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EdoardoZone: a key-key.
Earthenone: so many keys
Trahas: is this lets nope now? find a key to get another key?
e_bloc: 293 keys?
MAPBoardgames: Keys that unlock keys. We are Let's Nope!
Earthenone: i mean lets nope was suposed to be in this time slot, maybe some keys leaked out
kusinohki: are key keys let's nope or watch and play??
EdoardoZone: yes
EdoardoZone: organ room.
LightingExpert13: thats a little strong pilgrim
LathosTiran: cool design work
EdoardoZone: oh no. f
MAPBoardgames: You can't have an epic duel in the rain if you are fighting in the chapel. Game says: watch me.
DeM0nFiRe: Those really are orange soda. No glowing so not lava, and it has bubbles = carbonated so not orange juice
EdoardoZone: boom.
DeM0nFiRe: Nice fight
Lysander_Gustav: yay?
Makrosian_Tae: Gottem
corefluxx: Shabowform
Dog_of_Myth: Sonic Ghost
Lysander_Gustav: whoops
EdoardoZone: weird stuff.
KV1NN4: SPider maybe..?
MAPBoardgames: She's like a banshee. Just screaming along.
StarFreak359: The Banshee does not wail for breaks.
LightingExpert13: I feel ghost might be trouble
EdoardoZone: tell me he has a gun
Lysander_Gustav: neat
EdoardoZone: they all say that.
Lysander_Gustav: some really tricky movement abilities
DeM0nFiRe: "I'm not really a cultist, my brother hacked my account and did a ritual sacrifice pls unban"
EdoardoZone: This is actually not me playing but my little brother, the controller wasn't even plugged in
MAPBoardgames: Can you be a cultist if it's just you trying to summon the elder gods?
MAPBoardgames: I mean, you need a cult to be a cultist. Right?
koalkass: Can you be a cultist if you just wandered in to use the bathroom?
EdoardoZone: they'll make you an honorary member
EdoardoZone: dunks streaming resident evil, again
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:06:14.
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful people who i love and value more than words can express!!!
e_bloc: I mean aren't cults the ULTIMATE family business?
DeM0nFiRe: @e_bloc Maybe 2nd behind mafia?
e_bloc: @DeM0nFiRe the venn diagram between cults and the mafia is probably pretty tight, so I agree
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: are we cutting up this person's boat?
MAPBoardgames: I imagine this guy just watching you fall into the swamp, sigh, then paddle back to the first dock to pick you up again.
DeM0nFiRe: btw he remembers your place in the conversation. So that means he keeps seeing you die and come back and he's 100% ok with it
Traion subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
Traion: Handsome Hardcore Heather handling her handheld, has hundreds harkening her humour
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Juliamon: I'm concerned about a swamp that has waves
MAPBoardgames: Awesome alliteration @Traion
MichaelVYee: Close enough to be ocean impacted?
Hexi_Lexi: @Traion that was lovely and so are you!!!
Traion: No u Hexi
Hexi_Lexi: NO U MORE
Traion: No U times INFINITY
Hexi_Lexi: no u times the largest infinity!
Traion: dammit I am defeated
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: now take the complement
Hexi_Lexi: i win!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSLOTH Boo!
Favre_Studios: The dialogue in this game is amazing
Hexi_Lexi: @Favre_Studios youre amazing
MAPBoardgames: I was worried you'd fall into the swamp a few dozen times.
Favre_Studios: thanks
Favre_Studios: you are too
Traion: Myths have families just look at Hercules
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: are those d-pads as part of the large windows?
MAPBoardgames: The designers really put a lot of soul into this game.
LightingExpert13: grape soda?
Traion: I assume this is a switch game?
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah this is on switch
Juliamon: PC/Switch
Juliamon: oh no, it's Megaman time
CaptainSpam: Oh god no. Mega Man blocks.
MAPBoardgames: I my mind I'm hearing the sound these blocks make in Mega Man.
RandomTrivia: The lrrBEEEJ looms
RandomTrivia: Hi friends!
e_bloc: lrrBEEJ
Traion: Hey Beej
corefluxx: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
KV1NN4: lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrBEEEJ
MAPBoardgames: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
MAPBoardgames: !left
Traion: This is just like Hornet Heather, after the next fight we'll be buds
e_bloc: Beej & Heather, the LRR power couple
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
niccus: the wall ocean
Lysander_Gustav: oh nice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oobs
RandomTrivia: Pay no attention to the Out-of-Bounds behind the curtain
RandomTrivia: Was that the Super-Ocean?
CaptainSpam: What's up there is... non-Euclidean geometry! Run!
MAPBoardgames: @RandomTrivia I believe so
TehAmelie: tfw you turn into a ghost and the only one you scare is yourself
Lysander_Gustav: ah, it's the fight everone on the freight elevator sequence
Traion: No map until you find Cornifer and your 6 cash ain't enough to buy one anyway
e_bloc: merrykMap merrykMap merrykMap
ApplicativeJones: they do not look friend-shaped
TehAmelie: i remember those flying jerks from Super Ghouls & Ghosts. so hard to hit even with homing daggers
sydnius: Many whelps
Traion: They must be running out of monsters at some point right?
MAPBoardgames: I also bet yuo can't mole right through the platform.
TehAmelie: or ghost around the enemies until it stops
TehAmelie: mmhmm
Traion: considering the looping background I think this is a murder until arbitrary number is reached scenario
MAPBoardgames: Form of turtle?
DarkMorford: You must kill THIS many mooks to get off the ride.
Traion: Tea and biscuits form. Invite the monsters for a nice hangout
MichaelVYee: Get to x number of diamonds?
MAPBoardgames: Is it getting easier with each successive try?
TehAmelie: maybe this platform is just Devil Daggers
TehAmelie: you just survive as long as you can and then you get a score
Traion: Did we ignore the sign above the elevator: "Must git this gud to ride"?
MAPBoardgames: The soldier earlier DID say something about a curse...
TehAmelie: i kind of want a 2D Devil Daggers now
Traion: The enemies are definitely spawning randomly. Something is weird with this
MAPBoardgames: Can you go right in the room with the megaman blocks you went up?
CaptainSpam: Young woman, you are going to dull your blade, dragging it around like that everywhere.
RandomTrivia: Into SPAAAACE
CaptainSpam: Or, into the superocean.
DeM0nFiRe: Uhhh... k?
RandomTrivia: Aww, no space adventure...
Traion: There is that red blockade in the room with the blocks. Can we do something with that?
MAPBoardgames: You couldn't take the platform through the ceiling? I bet you're crushed.
6 raiders from TenRabbidBears have joined!
paper_tigger: can you try to get the chest one more time, by going at the side?
LightingExpert13: welcome raiders
MAPBoardgames: The mole form reminds me of the original Red Faction game. The game says "You can destroy whatever you want." Then it says "Except the last 80% of the game."
TenRabbidBears: well hello!
MAPBoardgames: Glitch?
shendaras: How many master keys are too many?
paper_tigger: I am legit surprised that worked...
lyropithic: Weird
paper_tigger: is it a bug?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
MAPBoardgames: Alt+F4?
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE Don't even worry about it
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
MichaelVYee: Reboot? lrrFINE
Traion: You fell for the cunning trap of the dungeon
sydnius: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: It looks like you got to keep the key
DeM0nFiRe: You do still have a master key it looks like
Traion: Heather Hax
RandomTrivia: Hmmm... We take those.
MAPBoardgames: Heather says "Now this is a frame-perfect trick..."
MichaelVYee: 2020Shhh sus
DeM0nFiRe: I am reporting you to blizzard, enjoy your vac ban
paper_tigger: speed run tech!
MAPBoardgames: Channel your inner Boshi!
MAPBoardgames: WWAD?
MichaelVYee: Mole when it goes crazy?
LurkerSpine: dang that was a lotta baddies
paper_tigger: out of pure curiosity what would happen if you ghost up when the screen gets to hectic?
LurkerSpine: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:46:43.
Traion: Killing everything can't be the answer because a pacifist run is supposed to be a thing
sydnius: 1337
DeM0nFiRe: Cheer1000 Thanks for the chill bonus stream lrrHEATHER
MAPBoardgames: Time to ghost it up?
Traion: Heather used hacks key. It's super effective
LightingExpert13: every time I see the heather emote I think its a 90s beej. A beej with a mohawk.
sydnius: Cake?
Traion: What are diamonds for btw?
Juliamon: There's an occasional merchant
MichaelVYee: Stargates everywhere
Juliamon: Stargates, or DuckTales mirrors?
RandomTrivia: Do you think this area was designed in a Portal-induced fever dream?
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Yes
MAPBoardgames: This game does both the Sonic thing AND the Dark Souls thing when it comes to dropping moneys
NDCazzy: hello... I'm nice I swear
RandomTrivia: That was anticlimactic
DarkMorford: Good to see games still respecting the Rule of Three.
MAPBoardgames: I wouldn't want to TANGle with that guy.
ANeMzero: classic rule of 3s boss.. it takes 3 hits. that is how that design theory works
sydnius: Happy lava man
shendaras: What does purple drink do?
RealGamerCow: Certainly no Sunny D
LightingExpert13: those balls remind me of bubsy
MechaNoelle: oh hey its one of my favourite itch io games
MAPBoardgames: You defeated the archer. Take a bow!
LightingExpert13: you tempted fate with suggestion of maze
Magnifisquatch: the movement in this reminds me of Brandon Sandersons Mistborn saga...
ANeMzero: this just feels unnecessary
Traion: You are mapping all this out in your BuJo right Heather? Kappa
RandomTrivia: Where did our health bar go?
DarkMorford: Clearly we're now immortal
MAPBoardgames: No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will severely cramp their style.
HundreydAundre: @DarkMorford A week later staring at a final boss with THREE Health bars: O.O
RandomTrivia: We seem to have a BotW-style stamina wheel
sydnius: Vvvvvvvvvvv
RandomTrivia: benginTry lrrHORN
Pteraspidomorphi: Veni, vidi, juice
DarkMorford: Heather, did you know the MAP WRAPS AROUND? Kappa
HundreydAundre: @RealGamerCow Oh! Sonny D?! I loathe my game with him. Up against Green/Black Snows mainboard sideboards in a bo1 unranked? That was a crash & grind.
DeM0nFiRe: I fail to see how jumping over vats of orange soda would not save the world
Pteraspidomorphi: Aren't you a fisherman
HundreydAundre: Or her... I don't catch on neutralities very well. Kind of scrubb'd minded here.
MAPBoardgames: I might not be the Bringer of the Dawn, but I can show you my moon.
HundreydAundre: Ah, you meme, Celtics? Like the Bb team?
RandomTrivia: One-way trapdoors is a cool way to do crumble-blocks without the awkward question of why crumble-blocks respawn
HundreydAundre: I like gritty these thugs look. Not messin' around guard doo-deeds.
Traion: Pssst Heather it is stream ending time ;)
HundreydAundre: How, Me, a chats ago: U meant "HOW?" >_<
shendaras: =(
RandomTrivia: @Traion Pfft, nobody tells Heather what to do :D
juneblue58: I don't recall saying anything of the sort.
DeM0nFiRe: Traion is the student that reminds the teacher they forgot to give uot homework :P
sydnius: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Huh. That came out of nowhere.
HundreydAundre: hmmm, was that stamina meter always there?
SerGarretCameron: Path of Pain.
Traion: I just want our girl to take enough self-care time
RandomTrivia: "the penitent Mable will pass"? lrrBEEJ
HundreydAundre: Wait! I understand the dungeon now.
ANeMzero: what is even the point of being a ghost if it can't pass through saw blades
DeM0nFiRe: This game seems ever so slightly glitchy lol
MAPBoardgames: "Spike traps. When stepped on these release a deadly array of razor-sharp spikes. While effective, they're a nightmare to keep clean."
itomeshi: Maybe the saw blades are made of iron?
DeM0nFiRe: oof all the way back there on death, rough
HundreydAundre: Traps are metallic and by-lores reference, faes, fairies and possibly angels are vulnerable to refined metals.
Raubkater subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
Raubkater: In all those years I never subbed during one of your streams... Something I have to correct immediately. Also I liked you in Vampire the masquerade on Dice Friends
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RandomTrivia: Good save
HundreydAundre: Not exactly ingenious when metal casually doth harm.
TheMerricat: Hows the bonus stream going chat? Just woke up
DeM0nFiRe: Going good
Pteraspidomorphi: I'll be disappointed when we don't find bowser at the end of this castle
TheMerricat: I'm sorry Mabel your Bowser is in another castle?
DeM0nFiRe: @Pteraspidomorphi I know it's probably just going to be Princess Peach, what a ripoff
HundreydAundre: I don't know. It just seems independently & striking pixelated for an indie's work.
RandomTrivia: "Dawn comes after the knight"? But our name is Mable...
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: This game doesn't seem to have very good pacing or story. It feels like you are just wandering around and occasionally blunder into a boss fight.
LightingExpert13: why do we want to kill the king
Traion: For a recluse this guy has a lot of staff
MAPBoardgames: There isn't much explaination about what we are doing or why.
Shadwhawk: Second form!
niccus: so uh
erloas: why wouldn't we want to kill kings?
DeM0nFiRe: He knows hyper beam apparently
Dog_of_Myth: It's King Hiss
ANeMzero: This is actually a secret sequel to Xcom and everyone is snake people.
HundreydAundre: Supposed king got into Mortal Kombat. Their moves look familiar between that Scorpion or Noob guy.
MAPBoardgames: Why doe the king fly up/down the screen twice. Is his V-sync broken?
RandomTrivia: Yeah it looks like the sprite is wrapping around the screen
RandomTrivia: You used to see that with OoB areas in SNES games
RandomTrivia: And more recent formats too, actually
MAPBoardgames: I thought the king can only do that horizontal moves with rooks, not archers.
e_bloc: Corgo400 thanks for the stream Heather! lots of fun
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the fun bonus stream Heather! lrrHEART
LightingExpert13: what is bario's butt
Traion: Thanks for the stream Heather
LightingExpert13: sorry mario's butt. Its on the self behind. Any ideas from anyone?
Traion: @lightingexpert13 it is a book by Laura K Dale
LightingExpert13: @Traion thank you. Will have to look into it
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
e_bloc: thank you Heather, always love your streams and bonus streams <3
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun before you go heather! i love your shirt!!!
e_bloc: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Snip lunarj1Snip
LightingExpert13: ty heather
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
LightingExpert13: great extra stream
HundreydAundre: Bycc, all. Everyone take uh B y k e!!
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheAinMAP: Good night, Heather.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEATHER