TehAmelie: i'm sure they'll ride the line as always
TehAmelie: now's not the most ideal time to realize i need a shower. . .
Earthenone: 15 min is plenty of time
DarkMorford: I wonder who we've got tonight
DarkMorford: Personally I'm hoping for Graham and a round of Patently Stupid. It's been quite a while since we got the Escapiary and the Kill-a-Graham. :D
letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
letfireraindown: Jackbox!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: good evening, Friendos! o/
MAPBoardgames: Jack! Box! Jack! Box!
DeM0nFiRe: When I think of LRR jaackbox I think of Kill-a-graham and also Beej's "Fuckin walk then" LUL
Sheikun07: Those are two very memorable bits
DarkMorford: Patently Stupid does seem to be one of the crew's stronger games overall.
djalternative: patently stupid is really lrr's game
Sheikun07: It is rare that I nearly fall out of my chair laughing, even when watching LRR streams. Their JackBox streams, and Patently Stupid especially, never fail to make that happen.
Sheikun07: There's always some bit of unexpected magic waiting in the wings
Bobtheninjagoldfish: one of the strongest Jackbox moments happens a pax vlog when they are doing a panel and someone is asked to name a Game of throne Gym and G answers "Gains of castamere" and Jerry holkins is basically "Well I just got dunked on"
Metric_Furlong: no love for "A Splash of Lime"?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL FYI: I don't think we are going to use the Jackbox extension this time.
DarkMorford: No problem, thanks for the heads-up
Metric_Furlong: (or, most of ChampedUp really)
Sheikun07: Thanks for the heads up, Paul! It should be fine, though. There's always the browser site.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is it buggy @LoadingReadyRun ?
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
DarkMorford: I remember a game of Mad Verse City at PAX West a few years ago. It was Kate vs. Graham, with all the people in the room and watching the stream in the game audience, and it was a 1 vote difference.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Do not quit the game while the pickle is gyrating.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
Sheikun07: One vote? That must have been a solid match.
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (33s from now).
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: Fart sounds!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Are we hype to jack some boxes?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
Mcgwee: jackbox!
control_rig: Phrasing?
KodeMage: @PharaohBender27 we conscent
tangokilo421: Do not jack the box. Do not collect $200. YMMV
jonnykefka: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (33s ago).
DarkMorford: Ooh, nice symmetry
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
laikagoat gifted a Tier 1 sub to KodeMage! They have given 53 Gift Subs in the channel!
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PharaohBender27: Oh wow, @DarkMorford , you're right
mowdownjoe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
ShaneLeeAtk: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be ethically opposed to jumping.
tangokilo421: !advice
LRRbot: Give it more RAMs!
DarkMorford: 🐑 🐑 🐑
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
ShaneLeeAtk: MIC 5
Orgmastron: !mic5
NewtyNewts: Almost time to be Jack and not know a thing?
tangokilo421: Was Mic 5 DB 2019? Time is a mush
PharaohBender27: @tangokilo421 It was
Mcgwee: I hyped to be murdered over trivia myself
djalternative: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Executing command.
Gekyouryuu: is stream live for anyone else? it keeps TRYING to go live, then crashing on me
NewtyNewts: I'm hoping we see some points talked at us at some point
Juliamon: Not live.
tangokilo421: I was sure it wasn't 2020, but beyond that the old brain is a bit unreliable these days lrrFINE
Gekyouryuu: ok, phew
TehAmelie: ah i made it in time
laikagoat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: signal
Juliamon: NOW it is live
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
Gekyouryuu: was worried twitch was borked on me
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Nigouki: box hype
Mcgwee: w ooo!
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: Speaking of Murder Trivia Party, some time ago I was playing that game, and either I had forgotten or didn't know that it was possible for *all* players to die
LeeshaJoy: we get signal
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
IbunWest: feenBanger
FacelessManAboutTown: Woo, box that Jack
TehAmelie: lrrSPOT_BE
Gekyouryuu: this sounds like..... Blather Round?
call_me_Aras: Ooh, what's this party kit thing?
FacelessManAboutTown: juzBanger
CaptainSpam: The box beckons.
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WearingCats_CwC: Sub message!
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Sheikun07: heck yeeeeeeeeeeah
Radyin: Is today the day they finally play Talking Points again? Only time will tell.
call_me_Aras: Audience kit I mean?
NewtyNewts: Become Box and know your uncle Jack.
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Mcgwee: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
PharaohBender27: Curious if we'll have the same arrangement as last time, i.e. the box gets moved right, and chat is shown onscreen
tangokilo421 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
tangokilo421: Do not put Jack in a box. Do not collect $200.
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for the Crossing the Streams! This week we are playing Jackbox! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExSIdzpVoAIo1NI.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1374874936058150912
Juliamon: call_me_Aras It lets you participate from the stream instead of having to go to jackbox.tv, but it's a bit... finicky
Nigouki: BIRD
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iris_of_ether: Jackbox let's goooooo~
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Gekyouryuu: I don't know why, but I just had a horrible idea. one of those "X, but for the ladies" style ad campaigns. "Ladies, while he's enjoying his Box of Jacks, you can have fun with a medically prescribed Bottle of Jills."
Serifina: Oooh, we got a full eight stack this week
Vergotterung: oh cool I made it this time
TheAwkes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
TheAwkes: Double sixes has gotta mean something, right?
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PharaohBender27: Oh hey, Molly's playing!
KodeMage: when did sesame street sell out and start doing commercials, wow
RandomTrivia: Hello friends! It's about time we take back the crown for Chat! lrrHEART
FacelessManAboutTown: Also, before I forget, thanks for the gift sub @Sergeyager sergePrideLove
ReynardWrecca: Go Team Lots More People Than Them!
Gekyouryuu: @TheAwkes it means doubles, roll again. do it two more times in a row and you go right to jail
PharaohBender27: Also, did Nelson get a haircut?
azninsect subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
azninsect: oh heck lets get some jackbox ooooooooon
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NewtyNewts: Who is pidgin?
TehAmelie: it should be possible to build the stream scene around the popup, if just everyone can agree where on the screen it is. (remember to refresh the page folks)
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GeneralMemery: jeez. a whole 9 months. that's almost one March!
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coachNelly: @PharaohBender27 guilty!
Serifina: Don't forget, there's a stream overlay now - if you want to use it and it's not visible to you, refresh the stream.
mowdownjoe: JACKIE TIME
PhoenixMelior: Sup fellow nerds
Juliamon: All players have their names in their frame
PharaohBender27: @NewtyNewts Cori - it actually shows the names in the lower left corner of the boxes if you look closely
nyperold: I'm going to be audience-participating on my laptop monitor while the game plays on my TV.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL we are actually not going to use the Jackbox overlay this time
Writer_Raven: Don't you call me that, PhoenixMelior. =P
sydnius: ! findquote calvin
LRRbot: Quote #5104: "What we need to do is rescue these Calvin Klein underwear models, who all look quite fetching..." —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
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Rhapsody032590: finally back on top of handing out my amazon money to the best stream
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TheMerricat: doh
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TehAmelie: welp
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AllTheWeasels: box box box
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dawson_von_darkcastle: let's get this road on the show!
Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun Oh! It was visible... and now it's gone, so okay then
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mowdownjoe: @loadingreadyrun Huh. Why?
PharaohBender27: Ah. Time to grab my phone, then
NewtyNewts: @PharaohBender27 I guessed as much, just didn't see the name
FacelessManAboutTown: Paul is a wizard and I trust his judgement. lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Juliamon: Oh... Nelly changed facial hair.
DevDevTheWevWev: Wow. It must be a miracle. I'm never early
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Alas_Babylon: Giant Pandas eat approximately 28 pounds of bamboo a day.
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Hexi_Lexi: hey nerds who i love aggressively!!!!
Gekyouryuu: aww, how nice. Wheeler taking a picture with a couple of his 'phans. glad to see the fame hasn't gone to his head.
LoadingReadyRun: we found that it covered too much of the stream :(
Astra7525: oh... am I spotting a Molly Lewis in that tweet...
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manianiac: who gets the misfortune of reading my name today?
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bennbomb: I LOVE these streams!!!
NewtyNewts: I'll have to grabmy phone shortly
kusinohki: are ppl seeing stream? I'm still 60 sec going online...
Hexi_Lexi: @bennbomb and i love YOU
Alas_Babylon: 50, 49, 48, 47
TheWanderingNomad: @DevDevTheWevWev - Just do what I do and claim to be a wizard. So your never early or late, you arrive precisely when you mean to
Lord_Hosk: I heard that this time you were going to use a custom overlay where everyone rotates around eachother like some sort of octonary star solar system with everyone in chat acting as planets and moons with our names but not messages appearing on screen when we type in chat... can you confirm Paul?
Juliamon: kusinohki We're looking at the going-live tweet
NewtyNewts: 30 sec here
bennbomb: @Hexi_Lexi I LOVE U TOO!!!
twistedlock23: this is the first stream I am watching from LRR :D
Earthenone: welcome @twistedlock23
DoodlestheGreat: You know, even after this pandemic has eased, I hope LRR keeps doing occasional Jackbox nights.
fastlane250: getting real pop corn vibes from the BGM
Juliamon: Welcome, new friends!
NightWingMistHawk: twistedlock23 Welcome, friend!
PharaohBender27: Fun fact, I might have to tune out before the end of this stream . . . to play Jackbox with members of my union local over Zoom :D
kusinohki: @Juliamon okay. that makes more sense. TY
QuixoticZ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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Astra7525: @fastlane250 Soundtrack has been excellent for the most recent Jackbox games
SnackPak_: Molly with that excellent headshot pose in the tweet
Hexi_Lexi: @twistedlock23 welcome! have a complimentary virtual hug (as long as youre ok with them)
electra310: Preparing myself!
LithelyUnshod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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jonnykefka: @PharaohBender27 good local you have there
RandomTrivia becomes prepared
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TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 enjoy that then :D
floki4242: I am ready
iris_of_ether: 2020Shred
fastlane250: @Astra7525 Wait that's from one of the games?
NewtyNewts: @PharaohBender27 Good reason to go
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
kusinohki: remember, always prepare yourself before preparing others
Lizz_Raven: first time actually being awake to catvh it, oretty excited
LeeshaJoy: PrideKoala PrideKoala PrideKoala
normtron: Let’s do this
frank_the_great: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
mowdownjoe: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: @jonnykefka Yeah, back in the Before Times there were monthly board game nights at the hall
Hexi_Lexi: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROw
Sheikun07: lrrAWESOME
Astra7525: @fastlane250 I think so with the way it loops constantly and doesn't fit the usualy music LRR uses
Angreed66: I'm on time
That1GuyBen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
That1GuyBen: Just in time!
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
felrender: I'm here!!!!!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: hello friends
Sarah_Serinde: Beej no
Hexi_Lexi: gdi beej
Orgmastron: MOLLY! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
jonasjonIV: Nelson?
Serifina: Beej NO
Dmc3628: DO i though?
TheWanderingNomad: GDI BEEJ
Dr_fragenstien: beej you can't say that!
Serifina: WHY
CaptainSpam gets some deodorant
Sibwow: beej you cant say that its against tos
mowdownjoe: BEEJ PLS
electra310: Beej, why?
hey_kelvin: what did you just call me Beej
That1GuyBen: nELSON!?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Aenir798: HI BEEJ
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy and BEEJ PLEASE
frank_the_great: Molly!!
Hexi_Lexi: MOLLY <3
LarkSachrosis: Can... can he say that?!
DoodlestheGreat: Hi, Molly!
Fruan: Just right to 11 tonight, huh.
laikagoat: lrrWOW
IbunWest: Nelson got a haircut apparently.
consolecowboy88: Allo allo
fastlane250: oh this gon be good
kusinohki: all your lrr friends,.... and molly?
StageMgrRob: Whoa, Nelson looks so different
Sheikun07: Serge no
NewtyNewts: oh no my deoderant
MegaDosX: Of course he doesn't
MegaDosX: :p
NightWingMistHawk: Oh no Serge
frank_the_great: Whoa, you can't say that on twitch
MalBeam: sweet sweet serge
LinearGif: Beej said the simp word oooooh
TheWanderingNomad: Oh Serge..Serge you pure cinnamon roll
Lord_Hosk: Molly? But Im only supposed to visit with her in California on sundays!
ArdCollider: of course you don't, Serge
GhostValv: oh no
neisan2112: Wooo Nelson that Beard!
InkyGhoast: oh precious serge
RandomTrivia: SERGE NO! Don't ask! Retain your precious cinnamon roll innocence!
abaoa_qu: Well, the channel was good while it lasted
mowdownjoe: Oh sweet innocent Serge
DHCanadian: thanks Been for calling everyone out
ItemCraftingLive: Molly: apparently not labeled a friend according to Beej
SnowbirdMike: Evening all.
Contiguouskittycat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
Contiguouskittycat: Jebus, 75 moths.
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Aenir798: Serge is our innocent little muffin
DoodlestheGreat: Serge is our precious cinnamon roll.
NavelWarfare: You're too precious, serge
MAPBoardgames: Ukemolly!
WeatheredPeach: Oooh, seems I'm just in time for some good times :D
LeeshaJoy: Beej's hair continues to be a Mood
TheAlanHeffley subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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shadowbow464: Surge is pure
PharaohBender27: Oh no lrrSERGE is going to believe that and then use it one day and get in trouble
MaverickArtist: !quote beej
Astra7525: I was promised there would be a pigeon
Mr_Dirty: I like alt art Nelly
MegaDosX: "Let's immediately move on."
frogomb: Looking goog Nelson
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
LRRbot: 2496 patrons for a total of $19,052.17 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Hexi_Lexi: WE did this
Dmc3628: get the Branding in
IbunWest: You did this, chat.
Angreed66: Serge is less innocent then he lets on
Mattmitchell45: LoadingReadyRun - Never Iterate
azninsect: we did this
KodeMage: is beej a ghost?
NewtyNewts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
NewtyNewts: As requested by the Beej
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mowdownjoe: We did this? I did this.
jonasjonIV: what a good day after my birthday present
MAPBoardgames: Jack. Box. Jack! Box! JACK! BOX!
Earthenone: beej is timeless
Gekyouryuu: oh THAT'S what that BGM was
fastlane250: it';ll be the best three hours of my week
Alas_Babylon: Word!
MegaDosX: !advice
LRRbot: Accept imitations from hot, rich people.
PharaohBender27: Corgo600 Jack. That. Box!
frank_the_great: This is the first JAckbox I'm catching live, looking forward to play along
laikagoat: yesss, best ending song
djalternative: oh hell yeah. best song in jackbox
Terr0rc0tta: Let's define simp!
ItemCraftingLive: Beej looks very washed out
CaptainSpam: It's time to broaden your vocabularium!
DoodlestheGreat: It's a good game for this crew.
Jennie_Fuchsia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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HavenJunde: i'm so here for whatever is going on with Beej's hair. its very Beej
themlin: solid crew tonight!
laikagoat: aww, no widget
Mattmitchell45: KRRD Simp
Orgmastron: Oh this game!
LeeshaJoy: the widget is busted
RealGamerCow: I always wonder when Beej is dancing if there's any music. Every time.
Juliamon: We turned off the widget today.
DoodlestheGreat: By the by, is the extension working?
Havok4 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months, currently on a 87 month streak!
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Fairgrim: widget?
Abelzumi: Game audio seems a little high?
mowdownjoe: Why, the old overlay.
MegaDosX: Oh boy, it's slightly-older-Jester again
Sarah_Serinde: We're not using the widget, chat
PharaohBender27: @DoodlestheGreat They decided not to use it this time
ReynardWrecca: Thank heavens for this stream, I'm trying to shift my body clock forward ready for my night shifts.
Dr_fragenstien: i love lemon KRRD
niccus: oh i love skbcinmw
Serifina: Yeah, no widget today.
HorusFive: And isn't the audience's approval what it's really all about
Mattmitchell45: Only American Word Grandmaster
Spirrie: This VO reminds of something... but I’m having so much trouble placing it
Sarah_Serinde: It takes up a lot of screen space and also seems to keep changing back to the version they don't want to use, in a different less-optimal position, over the course of a stream
Sibwow: krrd is the wrrd
DoodlestheGreat: @pharaohbender27, I can dig it. It doesn't work for all their games.
frank_the_great: "Oh no"
TehAmelie: it can mean "jaunty". that works for everything
NewtyNewts: Slang it to me daddy-o
Writer_Raven: Ooh, phrasing. Can't say I've seen this before, usually it's just words.
Calaban161: Hello all you fun People
Lord_Hosk: 700 in chat, only 150 in the audience... get in there everyone... take the control away from the streamers, dont let them decide who wins games
Phailhammer: @spirrie It keeps making me think of Dexter.
CaptainSpam: So yes, we are indeed doing phrasing today.
MAPBoardgames: If you don't hit it out of the park, at least you'll go down swinging.
tomorrowboy: Okay, I didn't expect to also encounter the word "simps" in the duolingo forums as I'm listening to this stream
UnnnaturalD20: I'm predicting at least 1 chat win tonight
frank_the_great: Write your a
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey all - is the Jackbox plugin not working?
PharaohBender27: @tomorrowboy O_o
NewtyNewts: @Lord_Hosk We the people will decide the winners.
frank_the_great: Yes, and...
odocoelus: Missed the beginning of the stream, so they may have touched on it already, but wow does Nelson look different...
Mistborn83: Just tuning in. How is the Nelson look alike? JK Nelson you look amazing friend.
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Not using it today
Dr_fragenstien: your attempt is going to be funny no matter what
Arclight_Dynamo: Cool cool! :)
KodeMage: just don't make them too heavy
MegaDosX: Well that's a phrase.
Dmc3628: that's a start
kusinohki: the stakes have never been lower
azninsect: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: This is a tough one
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KodeMage: only 4 definitions?
frank_the_great: It's lit
mawisms: oh daaaang. i never catch these streams
Dmc3628: but it so encapsulates it
LeeshaJoy: Voting for the one that reminds me of Bill
MegaDosX: Shit's lit, yo
sendatou: omg is this Nelson or Jacob
consolecowboy88: I read that as yankee moose cheese
NewtyNewts: The other 4 got another slang @KodeMage
Sibwow: sendatou nelson
InkyGhoast: mmm yankee moose cheese
consolecowboy88: hehehe
nyperold: Because the other four gave a definition for a different phrase.
Gledster: Don't forget to be part of the audience if you want to be at Jackbox.tv :)
Davlenagain: evening
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
TehAmelie: thinkin fast is Mensa's game, nobody likes them
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If there is a lot of demand, I can turn the widget back on, but unfortunately it will cover some of the screen. Making the space for the widget on the overlay makes the vod replay less good, so its a trade off
KodeMage: here she goes winning every jackbox game again
MegaDosX: Brutal
azninsect: oh noooooo
LordZarano: Since the widget's gone: https://jackbox.tv/#KRRD
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
GhostValv: D:
Dmc3628: Brutalizers
hi_im_emily: holy shit
NewtyNewts: Gotta be the 3
azninsect: thats a mood
KodeMage: we have a winner there
mowdownjoe: TOO MUCH
frank_the_great: Funny and sad
GhostValv: so dinner...
HorusFive: "Siri, define Windmill Slam"
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, that works SO well...
DeM0nFiRe: Multiple really good ones LUL
hi_im_emily: that's gonna get like 85% of the vote holy hell
KodeMage: it's 50 cent corndogs!
raulghoulia: you guys are funny
UnnnaturalD20: 2 for 1 is soo good
hi_im_emily: CALLED IT
BoBrinkman: I once saw a man talking to the empty chair across from him
Davlenagain: that went by so quick
MegaDosX: Molly obliterated the competition there
CaptainSpam: That was strong.
Dmc3628: Kaff and Molly on rampage right out the gates
azninsect: very strong
WearingCats_CwC: Please tell me the good word of our lord and saviour Ecto-Christ
NewtyNewts: Big win right there
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BoBrinkman: two dinners, two glasses of wine...
nupaladinace: Well called @hi_im_emily
TehAmelie: getting real fast tonight
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
azninsect: Serge OMG
nyperold: @hi_im_emily Oh wow. To the exact percent.
frank_the_great: "Yikes on bikes" is a powerful phrase
Dmc3628: we full on EC3 time
KodeMage: eat the rich!
CaptainSpam: I mean, "Yankee Moose Chase" is already really solid for that definition.
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Lord_Hosk: That Ghost Supper was California Gold
GamesAndInk: I forgot that Ian was actually featured in this game as the devils.
Sibwow: "A new york goodbye"
RandomTrivia: @Lord_Hosk sergeJustRight
CleeKru: oh no plugin tody?
Spirrie: Just placed the voice, reminds of Neeko from League
MegaDosX: Like, the rest of the ghost supper answers were good, but that one was just /devastating/
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KodeMage: millennial threesome for ghost supper
NewtyNewts: Good spotting @GamesAndInk
LithelyUnshod: Great, now The Shins are playing in my head
HavenJunde: serif letters or seraph letters?
Hexi_Lexi: omg 2 for 1!
NewtyNewts: Hmmm, difficult choice here
hi_im_emily: the magic player in me knows the real answer
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RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
mowdownjoe: It's all about value.
LeeshaJoy: Broken-Heart Buffet is the name of my MCR cover band
azninsect: handful of mtg players, theres only one answer really
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MegaDosX: Turns out the comedians are funny. Who'd have thought?
raulghoulia: melange
Lord_Hosk: Nice
TehAmelie: it's like a fun buffet
RandomTrivia: MOLLY
DoodlestheGreat: "A failure pile in a sadness bowl." - Patton Oswalt.
frank_the_great: lrrAWESOME lrrSPOOP
malc: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: Molly, your dad was Les Nesman?
azninsect: hahahah that last one
JadedCynic: Kappa
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Inquisitor_Xian: NIIIIIIIIICE
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hi_im_emily: "immigration" christ
MegaDosX: Good lord, immigration hits hard
Hexi_Lexi: as a lesbian...
KodeMage: canuck chuckle is better than it's getting credit
RandomTrivia: There's so much OOF written here...
NewtyNewts: Knuckles the canuck'll chuckle
Writer_Raven: Doublebucket is excellent both as a noun and a verb.
Alas_Babylon: Brimstone Dablucket
Quaseymoto: Forgetabootit
consolecowboy88: I had a cockney rhyming slang card deck in college
consolecowboy88: it was fun
Uzumaki15: I don't know what beaver hunting means, but I'm not sure I want to...
DoodlestheGreat: Molly crushing it.
consolecowboy88: never applied them
jonasjonIV: Fish!
consolecowboy88: Great job Molly
CaptainSpam: Ian in deep thought there.
amative1: "and soon you'll be rhyming 'cross the floor..."
frank_the_great: This feels hard to be creative
Sibwow: dating after i lost my wife is hard, but at least theres the broken heart buffet
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Calaban161: What if I want to write my scentace from last to first
JadedCynic: holy moly I FEEL 'Broken-heart buffet' SO MUCH
NewtyNewts: Think they're going to tiptoe, or sledgehammer, that innuendo in the right prompt?
UnnnaturalD20: everyone is off to a funny start to the evening
LPS_97: I had a date, but instead I went to the broken-heart buffet
consolecowboy88: agreed
KodeMage: words in an intentional order
CaptainSpam: words words words words, words.
TehAmelie: some words are wordier than others
HorusFive: I promise nothing Beej
Thatwasademo: oh no, not words
amative1: "After the War of 1812, American Patriots started participating in an annual Beaver Huntin' competition"
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
azninsect: hahaha
GhostValv: :O
azninsect: goan
MegaDosX: Holy shit
tomorrowboy: "harbour"
NewtyNewts: Goan.
chrono2x: windmill slam
circusofkirkus: we goan
laikagoat: goan is tip top
Dmc3628: local accentuations man
hi_im_emily: jeb!
frank_the_great: Fuggeraboutit
Karfsma778: Jeb!
amative1: Jebediah
MegaDosX: Jebediah
malc: jeb is short for jeb_
spethycakes: Jebediah
laikagoat: Please Clap!
TehAmelie: gotta be beaver huntin' with the 'rents
NimrodXIV: Jeb, Space Bus hero
Sibwow: Jebberson
nkcola: Jebbathin
sheer_falacy: jeb was a bullfrog
Dmc3628: Jebroni
Hexi_Lexi: jebSUSAN
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
HorusFive: PrideLaugh
Alas_Babylon: Jebolomew
kusinohki: jebezel?
GhostValv: :O
Mr_Whyt: jebathan
PerryThePlatypusBear: John Edward Bush
MalBeam: jebathan
KaleidoscopeMind: Jebward
NewtyNewts: Jebberson
TehAmelie: Jebward
KartoffelKaiser: only one of these is a single sentence 😤
LPS_97: You jebronis!
tomorrowboy: What's "serge" short for?
Writer_Raven: Jebames
Dmc3628: look young rock has taught me some stuff
DoodlestheGreat: Bonus points for "fuggedaboutit."
Ranakel: Jebothy
twistedlock23: Steve Jebs
Arclight_Dynamo: Jeborah
RealGamerCow: There's a joke in Maine about the Quebecois tourists that "je me souvien" means "Sell me souveneirs"
MegaDosX: It's normally spelled "jabroni", but I think I'd accept jeb as short for it :p
Karfsma778: Jebuel
NemoWoodbine: his name isn't even jeb, it's an acronym
jonasjonIV: Jeb2
Terr0rc0tta: Jebmantha
Sibwow: Jebaited
frank_the_great: Jebilliam
Ranakel: Jeb is short for Jebb.
spethycakes: Jeblly
Agl0vale: jeb the nega=Beej
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KodeMage: the less popular bush, jeb
TehAmelie: Jebilliam
LinearGif: Jeb!
hi_im_emily: the victoria sentence?
LPS_97: Jeb is a move in boxing. A bunch of quick jeb
LeeshaJoy: *victorious
leebenningfield: Hugh Jabasketball
DeM0nFiRe: oof
azninsect: ooh thats a mood
BrowneePoints: I'm here for all this Conjebcture
kumatsu: Jeb is short for Frederick. Don't ask.
Dmc3628: Woofs
LPS_97: nice
IgnisDeus: jebediah, from the Beverly Hillbillies.
consolecowboy88: Look out Hemmingway!
sheer_falacy: for sale: foil swans, never eaten
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NewtyNewts: Sob stories, the lot of them.
JadedCynic: "x I'm in this story, and I don't like it"
MegaDosX: Cori pls
Dmc3628: you mean All tears all gorging?
Writer_Raven: Beej's would not be out of place in a film noir narration...
LPS_97: Water: the ultimate food lube
spethycakes: THanks for taking a jeb at what the nickname stands for, everyone
RealGamerCow: I hope to never hear the words food lube again
control_rig: Food lube... *hurk*
ennui_on_me: I need grease to lubricate my throat
Nymo: lol
RandomTrivia: Jebbert LUL
sheer_falacy: jebiffers
Sibwow: benjebmin
TehAmelie: there are many foods water does not improve, like bread
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
MegaDosX: And Nelson snakes it!
Hexi_Lexi: GG NELLY
hi_im_emily: nelly cracking 2000!
GhostValv: gg coach
Sheikun07: Thank you Ian, that was very well done.
LPS_97: Praise Jeb
Snowcookies: congrats Nelly
laikagoat: let the song
azninsect: niiiiiiice nelly
PharaohBender27: Congrats, Nelson!
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: jeb is just beej backwards
DoodlestheGreat: Nice work, Nelson!
Sheikun07: Like seriously holy cow that was a great voice
tomorrowboy: Nice, come from behind
laikagoat: aw
frank_the_great: Wheeler was robbed
twistedlock23: branded cows
hi_im_emily: @xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV well i'll be damned it is
electra310: I like that game!
NonUniqueGuy: Role models is fun
CaptainSpam: You're limited to six players...
sheer_falacy: does role models support 8?
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Snowcookies: ooh
hi_im_emily: role models is max 6 players unfortunately
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Fruan: I like how short that game is. It doesn't overstay its welcome.
PharaohBender27: Oooh, I've never even heard of that one!
AttackCowboy: The silent Wheeler is deeply unnerving
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Lord_Hosk: mmmmhhhmm
Earthenone: who are we shipping off the island?
VmKid: Role Models is only 6 players @LoadingReadyRun
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Malkmaven1176: Role models is 6 player
Sibwow: who's taking the bye
cptcobalt: who needs family friendly
TheThromborax: Uncanny Valley Nelson is new
rasterscan: Role Models is too few
CaptainSpam: Doooo eeeeet.
Wormsbane: Wheeler deep in thought whether to include Ugin or Hoof
Sheikun07: It's a great game, but yeah, six only
rasterscan: It's also not the ultra funniest anyway.
sheer_falacy: role models is more of a single player experience
RandomTrivia: Nooooo, don't make us choose!
UnnnaturalD20: Don't make us choose
Mr_Whyt: vote someone off the island
TheThromborax: vote out Ian
TehAmelie: don't make us choose lrrAWW
Showsni: That seems fair
Lord_Hosk: I vote for the people who volunteered to sit out
tomorrowboy: everyone sits out
HundreydAundre: What if, if you already won, can you sit one out?
tomorrowboy: or let chat play
Cephallope: I volunteer as tribute
nkcola: Peanut Gallery engage
kusinohki: quick chat poll??
CaptainSpam: Join ussssss... in the audiencccccccce...
LPS_97: Or we could go for the classic musical chair
Sheikun07: Welcome to the audience, Beej & Ian!
letfireraindown: JOIN THE CHAT!
petey_vonwho: they should make a dictionarium word-a-day calendar
HundreydAundre: Just a suggestion, cuz i don't know?
NewtyNewts: Beej andIan leading the Chat faction
ElfLawyer: Volunteers to commentate
JadedCynic: Join the chat in the audiuence ,Beej! :D
Sibwow: we should vent jeb
ElfLawyer: Commentators
JarofGoats: one of us! one of us!
LinearGif: Our very own audience surrogates
MadWolf1290: the votes are coming from inside the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: Two of us! Two of us!
NonUniqueGuy: Yeah, just wait until after they all join
Ranakel: I want Ian and Beej to provide E-Sports commentary for this
circusofkirkus: JOIN US
azninsect: they have joined us
TheMerricat: one of us one of us
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to the audience, Beej & Ian!
Scy_Anide: Beej can be table friend
azninsect: one of us
Showsni: Oh, I think I've just remembered what game this is.
JadedCynic: wait for Kathleen to post the room code
blue_lore: We get Beej and Ian!!!!!!! <333
ElfLawyer: commentators
Showsni: This could be interesting
azninsect: one of uuuuuuuuus
mowdownjoe: Proper Statler and Waldorf
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne ?
NimrodXIV: so, boom?
fcloud: beej-andian, a rare crystal used to power starships
GlorySeer: Welcome to the audience, Beej and Ian.
Greypelt: !uptime
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chrono2x: sergeOffByOne ?
NarishmaReborn: ntro?
Nigouki: aww, boom didn't work
hi_im_emily: i was thinking "bamg"
UnnnaturalD20: you have to make TwitchChat worthy comments now Beej and Ian
FenrisSchafer: sergeOffByOne ?
GhostValv: o7
NewtyNewts: It's not BOMM.
Earthenone: beej and ian are on comentary :P
Diabore: i appreciate the wrestling joke
34Witches: let's not brute force the room code
Sibwow: classic counter
Sarah_Serinde: Chat, I shouldn't have to say this but please don't try to guess the code. If you get it right, you'll just make everyone wait while they start a new room
Terr0rc0tta: Every good kid story start with "so..."
corefluxx: Beej and Ian, join the winning team... CHAT
tomorrowboy: Point at the sign
Abelzumi: Where...is the child coming from?
Snowcookies: lol
GlorySeer: Enjoying the game is mandatory, Nelson. Kappa
jonasjonIV: get smaller Nelson to play!
mowdownjoe: Hai child!
JadedCynic: ohhhhhh yeah
shadowbow464: Awwwwwwwwww
hi_im_emily: ah there it is
JadedCynic: I seee
RealGamerCow: "Oh, ON the counter."
Alas_Babylon: Half-Nelson represent
Snowcookies: Abelzumi: Nelly
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sheer_falacy: children generally come from humans
fcloud: nelson getting told
gamercat88: is that a jeb
fjordsword: Whoa ... I just joined and did NOT recognize Nelly
Abelzumi: Aw~
felrender: oh my god that was adorable
rangerboy87: Oh this will be explosive
DoodlestheGreat: That _is_ an explosive code.
hd_dabnado: no audio?
Showsni: This game is "how well do you know each other", right?
mowdownjoe: Did Alex make this room code?
UnnnaturalD20: I love this game
Abelzumi: no game audio
sheer_falacy: sound no worky
NewtyNewts: Game audio?
MAPBoardgames: Game audio?
Showsni: Game audio
DoodlestheGreat: No, sound, Kathleen
Abelzumi: It's workingnow!
RandomTrivia: There it is
LPS_97: It's that wax hand you can get at Ripley's Believe it or not in Niagara Falls
chrono2x: sound now
MegaDosX: There it is
NewtyNewts: There we go
MadWolf1290: we good now
ANeMzero: amfo is a good roomcode.
Showsni: There we go
Sheikun07: Yay we have audio now
e_bloc: Corgo856 Molly's photo in Role Models is fantastic
Calaban161: it was out of focuse beej
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, it's back.
NimrodXIV: uh oh
sheer_falacy: which member of this group is The Beej
JadedCynic: ohhhh MY lrrWOW
Lord_Hosk: Im the smelly one no one wants to spend any time with... ever
InkyGhoast: and then LRR read each other for filth
Earthenone: real, ian
NewtyNewts: Good luck all.
ElfLawyer: this game seems unhealthy to play
HundreydAundre: I don't know. Isn't that two predictable?
azninsect: oh no not who i REALLY am
GhostValv: this one's at least a bit more feel good I think
rogerivany: I had to read Nelson's name to realize it was him.
serialtram: oh no
LPS_97: Hell yeah accounting
Showsni: Which one is "Baby Spice" for instance
frank_the_great: Horror movies!
Alas_Babylon: Wait, that was Monday
rasterscan: Just a heads up, there's... uh... a couple feel bad questions here, since they keep having you evaluate your friends.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL sorry, game muted was my fault :(
Sarah_Serinde: Queer Eye feels appropriate :D
GlorySeer: Beej and Ian are the 'Sir Not Appearing In this Game's
Foxmar320: What if we fail to fit in every category?
tomorrowboy: There's a reason Kathleen has never played this game..
LarkSachrosis: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.
ElfLawyer: this game seems really unhealthy to play, this feels like a game show in a cyberpunk novel
jonnykefka: 4
HundreydAundre: NOPE NOPEs the N O P E Audience
sheer_falacy: the roles are silly enough that it's generally fine
MAPBoardgames: 3, there are a bunch of us
frank_the_great: We are all the first victim on this blessed day
LinearGif: But chums, what is "movie"?
TehAmelie: "the first victim" sounds like a rad horror movie monster
Astra7525: DOes the game not have music?
ElfLawyer: audience is definitely xenomorphs
Diabore: i dont like the background
LordZarano: 6
couldntpickausername: yeah.... maybe don't use freddy in this?
Sogheim: are we gonna find out that Serge is a marshmallow?
Showsni: Jason is the one that's actually his mother
JadedCynic: Jason is the Hockey Mask
NewtyNewts: Freddy has Fingers
fcloud: the real questions is, is chat jason or freddy
RandomTrivia: Kathleen asking the real questions here
Loonatic93: Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!
sheer_falacy: the alien wants to reproduce
34Witches: I don't actually know who half of these are
Sibwow: which one is jeb
frank_the_great: Both want revenge
nkcola: Alien is hungry
consolecowboy88: Serge is stay puft then
Alas_Babylon: Predator is esports
elah806: And there's Kathleen's writer's brain
Fruan: The Alien is just horny
krahgar: alien is for procriation
PharaohBender27: lrrKATHLEEN going for the deep questions
NimrodXIV: don't get me started on Freddy lore
JadedCynic: Chucky is the spirit of a serial killer
azninsect: Jebson Vorheejsbs?
Arclight_Dynamo: I hate this! :D
Bainatolie: who will get first victim haha
LarkSachrosis: Just go with your gut.
GlorySeer: This one can be really tough.
Nigouki: Predator is an overcompetative dudebro
sheer_falacy: the first victim's motivation is that they'd really rather not be the first victim
frank_the_great: The predator wants to hunt
Decaped: chucky is the only one with a stable relationship
WearingCats_CwC: Serge has "first victim" written all over him
Sogheim: Jason turned out to be an immortal mutant who went to space
Showsni: Which one is the first victim in a horror movie?
RealGamerCow: Alien wants to go to Din Tai Fung?
fcloud: nelson is completely reinterpreting avp
gamercat88: yas, my queen!
elah806: "Mmm. Mmm." - Ian
HundreydAundre: Whoa, W O A H! WHOLES UP! After all the NOPE I've watched there not be a lrrNOPE emote? hmm. Wonder what it'd look like besides spoofipher.
fcloud: congratulations? i think
TealVelvet07: ok i love this game xD
Alas_Babylon: Coriander "Sinclair" Dickinson
rangerboy87: yea
CaptainSpam: It's an odd game, but it can be an interesting one.
consolecowboy88: Kathleen looks more like ripley though
JadedCynic: yeah, this is right
jonasjonIV: ginger
JadedCynic: sorry wheeler
frank_the_great: It's the hair and the amazing ability at humor
FacelessManAboutTown: Yuuup
MegaDosX: lmao Serge
NimrodXIV: LOL
LinearGif: Haha yeah
LPS_97: yep
NonUniqueGuy: Not surprised
rangerboy87: sounds about right
JadedCynic: 100% so far
consolecowboy88: this game's too confusing
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Astra7525: accurate
laikagoat: extremely correct
hi_im_emily: typecast!
PharaohBender27: I mean, lrrCORI *has* been on two Alien-themed Dice Friends campaigns . . . katesSass
MegaDosX: That tracks
SeismicLawns: yeah that tracks
Malkmaven1176: Yep
corefluxx: Of Course
34Witches: oooh, Wheeler's a *dog*
KaleidoscopeMind: That tracks
InkyGhoast: accurate
Orgmastron: RIP Serge
GhostValv: oh no
tomorrowboy: 100%
NewtyNewts: Get in the doll Wheeler
mowdownjoe: yep
34Witches: now I see
serialtram: true
fastlane250: LUL
dragonbretheren: yep
iris_of_ether: Heehee
Snowcookies: lol
azninsect: oh nooooooo
azninsect: poor serge
rogerivany: I believe that
Uzumaki15: Called it
UnnnaturalD20: 100% tracks
leebenningfield: Serge is the cinnamon bun of this group
hi_im_emily: {mo/ne}lly
azninsect: perfect
Bound2asgard: really digging Nelson's new look
GhostValv: :O
JadedCynic: ooooo
NewtyNewts: Tough...
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Fruan: There's a tiebreak for each option! That's so much extra writing!
LinearGif: People always ask me and my husband, which one of us wears the goalie mask and which one wears the burlap sack
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Astra7525: This game is weird....
Graham_LRR: This game is amazing.
sheer_falacy: two Jasons enter, one Jason leaves
JadedCynic: but like the facial hair, nelson
DoubleMayCare: I'm here for Molly's hair.
azninsect: yeeee science pellets
JadedCynic: yeah, that scans
MegaDosX: Kathleen seems very happy about that :p
sheer_falacy: oh there's no predator
sheer_falacy: that's so sad
Sogheim: no one got Predator. aw.
fcloud: kill you in your dreams? kathleens suddenly into it
JadedCynic: chat is predator
Sogheim: lrrCORI x33nOmorph lrrCORI x33nOmorph
DoubleMayCare: Mario Kart!
hi_im_emily: i like that they had a contingency for that
Orgmastron: Chat is The Preadtor :)
KartoffelKaiser: Mario kart items PogChamp
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: mario kart items yes?
azninsect: excuses for cancelling plans thoooooough
VmKid: I don't know why they bothered with the score in this game, it literally does not matter.
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Mr_Horrible: oh look, a button. I wonder what it does.
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frank_the_great: Classic red shell
twistedlock23: wait so how does this work? got a cut on my finger had to deal with that
GlorySeer: Poor Mario Kart items
hi_im_emily: pfft 6
DoodlestheGreat: 3
MegaDosX: Um, I identify as a lightning bolt? How dare you assume
Alas_Babylon: "I'll try to fit it in?"
Snowcookies: lol that last one
RandomTrivia: LUL lrrWOW
sheer_falacy: I really don't get the audience vote in this one
Dmc3628: 6 come on
Hexi_Lexi: EX Green Shell! get good!!!
Nymo: wooow
jonasjonIV: 6
serialtram: lrrWOW
tomorrowboy: "I hate your plans and I hate you"
UnnnaturalD20: 6
HundreydAundre: In lrrChat-Box;jack, Predators become BEEJ.
DoubleMayCare: Snerge is 6
tehfewl: there is only 1 excuse
PharaohBender27: I chose 5
Calaban161: I like 3
rangerboy87: early for work...I see that in chat a lot!!
MadWolf1290: not so much an excuse as the truth
Davlenagain: good mix
NewtyNewts: So awful, 6
HundreydAundre: Wait. Do they?
azninsect: 6
34Witches: I am very much a fan of "I hate your plans and I hate you"
sheer_falacy: "my dog is being needy" isn't an excuse, it's a fact of life
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does anyone present have a dog?
GlorySeer: I'm curious what choices Beej and Ian are choosing for chat.
hi_im_emily: booj and iuun haunting everyone else
MAPBoardgames: I Hate the dog excuse. Because I get it a bunch.
rasterscan: Yep.
fastlane250: “I hate your plans and I hate you” isn’t really an excuse, it’s more of a lack of an excuse.
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KingOfDoma: ten kids. Yeesh.
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rasterscan: That's the biggest issue of the game.
Alas_Babylon: @fastlane250 Probably the point
HundreydAundre: Beej vs Predator, GO!
PharaohBender27: lrrKATHLEEN , I think you might be more empathetic than you give yourself credit for
Showsni: You get bonus points if your 99% pick turns out to match the group
leebenningfield: I think it's more about figuring out what everyone else will say about everyone, right?
PharaohBender27: And I love that
Davlenagain: An LRR edition of this game would eb interesting
JadedCynic: @fastlane250 yeah, it's not so much an excuse as a out-and-out rejection
Scy_Anide: It is very weird that there's not more prompts than players.
Nymo: oh boy
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MegaDosX: Wow
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
hi_im_emily: cori knows herself well
serialtram: oh wow
azninsect: hahah oh noooo
Arclight_Dynamo: This is a real feel bad game.
sheer_falacy: "I can't make the next jackbox stream, I'm <insert excuse>"
JadedCynic: oh wow, lrrBEEJ there's some prescieence
NimrodXIV: who needs Mario Party to ruin friendships?
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leebenningfield: I thought Wheeler for sure
GhostValv: :)
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: yeah
FacelessManAboutTown: Dog means kids right?
Snowcookies: lol yes
hi_im_emily: lmao nice
MegaDosX: If it were unanimous that'd be pretty brutal :p
Haroldholmes25: wheeler being called out oof
tomorrowboy: "dog"/"child"
CaptainSpam: We're the control group! Yay!
jessieimproved: this is a gaaaaaame
Davlenagain: we're special
hi_im_emily: snerge in the lead
hd_dabnado: chaos vs order
RandomTrivia: Huh.
Snowcookies: omg
LPS_97: oh great
SnackPak_: no thank you
serialtram: oh no
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
GhostValv: :O oh no
Hexi_Lexi: OH GOOD
sheer_falacy: how would Freddy Kreuger entertain children?
gamercat88: offa
NewtyNewts: Uh oh. Serge the serious clown.
LarkSachrosis: Simple: don't.
jessieimproved: pennyWhat
DoubleMayCare: What's funny is Kathleen would be a Serious Clown.
rangerboy87: order is a serious business
spethycakes: LUL I'm dying here
hi_im_emily: balloon animal farm
BoBrinkman: ear safety facts
MAPBoardgames: Non-blind Quiplash
NimrodXIV: Crapshot!
amative1: Serge-liacci
chrono2x: Hi kids, who likes Minecraft?
MegaDosX: Is this the next Crapshot?
TehAmelie: "someone"'s getting entertained
Juliamon: "Let me show you some magic tricks! Starting with.... Kitchen Finks
foopoiuyt: Bad news!
SajuukSjet: Aunt Euphamia would be proud
Calaban161: Slap stick
Showsni: So Kathleen needs to write a Funny answer, and Serge needs to write a Serious one
Earthenone: next live segment
cartboy1234: like your cut g
Fruan: LRR are already professional clowns
fcloud: kathleen's face speaking volumes
RandomTrivia: oh no
Lord_Hosk: Next week on Loading Ready Live
consolecowboy88: hahahhah a serious clown
eshplode: wheelerClown
FacelessManAboutTown: Bleach white skull monologue
Mr_Horrible: this is just the next LRL skit
circusofkirkus: wheelerClown
Davlenagain: This sounds like a crapshot
Decaped: LRR clown content would be amazing
JadedCynic: so we just add weight to one of the choices - so if we were GOOD, we could predict what choice would go to which person....but well
Arclight_Dynamo: This is Social Anxiety: the Game.
KartoffelKaiser: Did I get tricked into signing a contract, or can I just tell them that this is not happening?
Haroldholmes25: wheelerClown
Hexi_Lexi: wheelerClown
Dr_fragenstien: wheelerClown
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Loading Ready Live : Ruin A Kids Birthday
MadWolf1290: OhMyDog
kimmiekoneko: reading lotr to them. no one gets to leave before i'm done
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerClown
SnackPak_: good call on the flossing
34Witches: The dance, or dental stuff?
jessieimproved: lol Cori
chrono2x: resignation vs panic
sheer_falacy: you kind of reversed your attributes?
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Dmc3628: see i would say swap the traits and it works
KodeMage: ??? keep their teeth clean?
Hexi_Lexi: LUL Cori
GlorySeer: "Flossing!?"
coelopteryx: balloon animals who can floss
PharaohBender27: @34Witches Por que no los dos?
consolecowboy88: OO! Floss with the balloon animasl
tomorrowboy: dental floss
MadWolf1290: also - clown impression = future LLRLive?
jessieimproved: Flossing is even over for 11 year olds, can confirm from my daughter
GredGredmansson: how many games have i missed so far?
Lord_Hosk: I asked the hosklings... the floss is dead
hi_im_emily: i hate that i understand the phrase "ninja killed the floss"
MegaDosX: Wow Ian
LinearGif: Dentist *festival*, please
Hexi_Lexi: tiltyhPLS
JadedCynic: wait...
Haroldholmes25: uhhh
Alas_Babylon: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Nymo: um
Earthenone: !sir
NarishmaReborn: uhhhh
hi_im_emily: ohhhhhhhhh no
serialtram: wtf game
frank_the_great: Half clown-dentists and half dentist-clowns
UnnnaturalD20: uhhhh
Dmc3628: SNAKE
34Witches: nononono
azninsect: uhhhh
rasterscan: YEeeeep.
TheAinMAP: Um.
azninsect: yikes.
Snowcookies: yikes
fcloud: myself
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
rangerboy87: time to plead the fifth
Nymo: I like the concept of this game but YIKES
RandomTrivia: YIKES
QuietJay: spy on chat
KingOfDoma: Bezos.
LPS_97: This will be submitted later
hi_im_emily: the NSA, just to be meta?
Lokolos: how about nobody?
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
jessieimproved: lrrSPOOP
CaptainSpam: I thought this was Role Models, not Split The Room.
NewtyNewts: Kathleen picking up Panalysts prompts from this game.
Hexi_Lexi: Y I K E S
fastlane250: oh this sounds like a rejected part of a split the room prompt
SplendidFD: the vod never forgets
MAPBoardgames: Pick me!
MegaDosX: Anyone from the NSA in chat?
niccus: pitch drop experiment
Astra7525: hahah. jokes on you. I don't HAVE a webcam.
Dmc3628: welp who's Ghosting in the Shell now
mowdownjoe: @frank_the_great Todd pls
frank_the_great: My FBI agent
Nymo: LOL
NimrodXIV: LOL
Sogheim: these questions have been uncomfortable
malc: HA
TehAmelie: clearly, the head of CIA
rasterscan: YES
RandomTrivia: WOW
Alas_Babylon: Drift compatible!
KartoffelKaiser: well done everyone
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
fcloud: as they would say in magic, it does say ANYONE
JadedCynic: "NSA has entered the chat"
Writer_Raven: You have been awarded one yike from the National Committee of Yikes. Spend it wisely.
jessieimproved: *chef's kiss*
cormorants: the correcrt answer is DB Cooper
RandomTrivia: Called. Out.
Gadora: Good answer! Good answer!
LinearGif: So proud of you two
Hexi_Lexi: PERFECT
Boon_33: well played
fastlane250: Abstain.
FacelessManAboutTown: So this is the last time we play this game right?
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
LarkSachrosis: Friendship!
Calaban161: I cant vote
TheMerricat: and Nelly was feeling guilty about having Ian sit out of this one :D
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown
GlorySeer: A+ answers
Showsni: They both snuck out of the question. very sneaky.
Diabore: maybe we dont play this one again
LinearGif: Also, a sneaky answer
Scy_Anide: Couldn't you just see each other streaming?
JadedCynic: can't decide which is better....
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown
sheer_falacy: this short of question doesn't usually come up
letfireraindown: My FBI agent would be a tell i'm in america
MegaDosX: I mean, this is entertaining, but I think it's in spite of the game rather than because of it
volraths_bane: If I could get dirt on the GOP I would
MAPBoardgames: Tied
niccus: there's that new stop sign cam that's getting popular
NewtyNewts: What a tie
GhostValv: D:
serialtram: lrrWOW
electra310: Rude
Lord_Hosk: YOU FOOL!
MegaDosX: Good lord, Jackbox just roasted you
75 raiders from JoeKim have joined!
Snowcookies: omg
JadedCynic: um....well, yeah...
azninsect: a turkey sandwich
rasterscan: There was one decider question like this in this game where it asks everyone else which of the two players the other would remain silent for 15 minutes.
Mister_BlueSky: More wishes.
laikagoat: the serious fool
Sibwow: joekimBarCrawl
Dmc3628: More wishes
Snowcookies: Oh hi Joe raid!
Lord_Hosk: Welcome raiders!
Dmc3628: COME ON
DoubleMayCare: Serge is the foolish fool.
rasterscan: It was extra yikes.
BusTed: joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl
chrono2x: Huh, what a weird game
UnnnaturalD20: choose wisely
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
electra310: Hi raiders!
Sogheim: I wish for the fingers on my monkey's paw to uncurl
sheer_falacy: has to be a foolish wish
TehAmelie: we all go a little foolish down here
MegaDosX: Oh hey raiders, welcome to...this.
JoeKim: joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl
Jondare: I was gonna say like Putin or Biden or something, see what REALLY happens behind closed doors
rangerboy87: infinite wishes obviouslyu
niccus: is there a webcam on that one suez canal ship?
Orgmastron: Hello raiders!
dreamingwaves: hi raiders!
serialtram: this is very much a nope game
NewtyNewts: @Lord_Hosk As said by Gilbert Gottfried
Alas_Babylon: WHEREAS, my decision does not impart upon me or any living being on this plane or elsewhere any undue harm...
kalira77: hi raiders!
frank_the_great: World peace, but like the good kind, not the monkey's paw kind
sheer_falacy: I wish for an additional 0.5 wishes
SnowbirdMike: They wish Kathleen chose a diffrent game.
chrono2x: Does a random bird cam count?
VoodontWoW: No more clowns
kimmiekoneko: 1 hamburger, not peed on
spethycakes: Hiya, JoeKim
hi_im_emily: "i wish that every time i drink coffee it tastes better than the time before"
Showsni: And then we need to decide who's answer is most Foolish?
GredGredmansson: Is this the first game of the night?
JoeKim: hi hi
RayFK: joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl
Agl0vale: can i wish for a genie thats not as stingy?
cuttlefishman: Did Beej get all of Nelson's hair?
MAPBoardgames: Monkey;s paw soup stock
Sogheim: only way to beat the curse of the monkey's paw is to wish for the rest of the monkey
SpookySpaghooti: @GredGredmansson Second!
MegaDosX: "I want a turkey sandwich, on rye, with mustard and lettuce AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, and I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, or any weird crap"
Juliamon: GredGredmansson They started with Dictionarium
Countjondi: I wish I was absoloutely happy with the wish that I made
Decaped: yeah, STARGATE REBOOT
notthepenguins: sergeHubris
DeM0nFiRe: The disney movie?
hi_im_emily: bring back applewood smoked pulled pork
Decaped: got there
TheArchitectX: "I wish this game was over."
LeeshaJoy: Yeah, Iw as gonna say
niccus: that's just a random monkey's hand
azninsect: Stargate Atlantis!
LordZarano: Welcome raiders, join the audience: https://jackbox.tv/#AMFO
GredGredmansson: answer unclear, raising atlantis from the ocean
BrowneePoints: SG Atlantis was really good!
Astra7525: bwahah... I also immediately thought of Stargate
control_rig: Wait? The continent or the Disney film?
TealVelvet07: loved thsat
couldntpickausername: I stan Ian and his love of Stargate
DoubleMayCare: Oh shoot, I voted for the Best answer instead of the Foolish one.
dragonbretheren: Molly gets a VHS of the Disney movie
cormorants: Do you really want to restore the social mores of ancient greece?
bv310: That's just a gorilla's fist, Serge.
frank_the_great: Bring back Disney's Atlantis
TealVelvet07: loved that disney movie!
sheer_falacy: it's a non-magical monkey's paw
DoubleMayCare: What could pawsibly go wrong?
sheer_falacy: that's why it's such a good foolish wish
couldntpickausername: Serge that's just a monkey hand
KodeMage: light snack
amative1: Molly revives the NASA Space Shuttle program
JadedCynic: Disney live-action reboot
LurkerSpine: I mean, you might get the whole monkey
sheer_falacy: a basted monkeys paw
gamercat88: serge needs more thumbs
Sibwow: blursed paw
MegaDosX: Beej with the perfect answer
krahgar: who says it not still attached to the monkey
KodeMage: you both missed out on world peace
LeeshaJoy: You just have a taxidermied primate limb.
TacitusVigil: I was summoned by talk of Stargate Atlantis
JadedCynic: so thus, serge was MORE foolish
NewtyNewts: Pranks!
Alas_Babylon: "Stranger Things + Full House", the hell?
sheer_falacy: which LRR member is a whoopy cushion
kusinohki: aww, justice league!
hi_im_emily: plastic cranks
DoubleMayCare: Claaaaaassic
frank_the_great: The Justice League
MegaDosX: I worry about what this game would call "classic pranks"
Angreed66: The players are voting backwards the most foolish was suppossed to get cubes
tomorrowboy: justice league!
JadedCynic: come on, JLA - let's talk Snyder Cut (not)
LinearGif: What's a house
TehAmelie: but both shows at the same time?
tomorrowboy: Dumpster Diver!!!!
Snowcookies: lol
PharaohBender27: 6
rasterscan: Um.
Earthenone: we know where we belong
MegaDosX: We are either a food critic or dumpster diver
UnnnaturalD20: 6
Orgmastron: 6
Sogheim: dumpster diver? what the heck jackbox
Alex_Frostfire: I'm sorry, "dumpster diver?"
tehfewl: 5
Fruan: slam 6
BrowneePoints: All the seasons of Stranger Things Slap. It's just that the first season is a 10/10
JadedCynic: o/
KodeMage: ian = dumpster fire... i mean diver
cuttlefishman: What is a maitre d
sheer_falacy: the worst part of this game is if you pick a show that not everyone knows
rangerboy87: ohhh...food critic or dumpster diver?
frank_the_great: A Snooty Maitre D
bv310: I'd prefer Stranger Things x Full House, but that's just me
NewtyNewts: Give the critic some props
corefluxx: ShowOfHands
ashiok_nightmare_moose: less than i thought
GredGredmansson: the maitre d never gets respect
Showsni: And how many have worked as a food critic?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: didnt kathleen get fired
fcloud: so food critic is a slam dunk
Bainatolie: have they ever enabled the twitch jackbox extension?
MadWolf1290: excuse me?
Snowcookies: whoever gets 6 deserves pity points
FacelessManAboutTown: Wait who gets paid to dumpster dive?
chrono2x: Woah! Story time!
Astra7525: What did you DO kathleen???
RealGamerCow: I can't imagine Kathleen would put up with the abuse
Earthenone: C criminal intent
RandomTrivia: Cori LUL
ashiok_nightmare_moose: c> not givinga fuck
tomorrowboy: Hahahaha
GredGredmansson: @FacelessManAboutTown wait, you get PAID
KodeMage: ah, same
gibbousm: Wheel is 100% Food Critic
frank_the_great: Relatable
LinearGif: "I hate this job and I hate you"
meanderingMyra: mood Kathleen
Juliamon: Bainatolie In the past they have, but not this week because it's kinda unreliable
SnowbirdMike: Smoking weed in the bathroom
PharaohBender27: I'd legit love to hear lrrKATHLEEN 's restaurant job story :D
WearingCats_CwC: I can believe it Kappa
iSmartMan1: Beej, what?
twistedlock23: nice
Astra7525: "yay, New Record!"
DoubleMayCare: *yes*
KodeMage: That you know of!
niccus: you killed someone?!
Jondare: Kathleen, giving attitude?? NooooooOooOooo 😂
dreamingwaves: they clearly deserved it.
MegaDosX: Maybe that's why she got fired, didn't make anyone cry
Dr_fragenstien: poor kathleen
TacitusVigil: Did Kathleen stab someone?
fcloud: how do you not say serge for food critic
malc: oofa
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
gibbousm: Serge
azninsect: "just do the job 4head"
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SnowbirdMike: LOL
eshplode: That sounds like my couple months in a restaurant
DoubleMayCare: Windmill slam
KodeMage: they were correct, :p
rangerboy87: Serge
sheer_falacy: are the daily specials coffee
Dmc3628: welp Serge
MegaDosX: Sounds like you dodged a bullet there Kathleen
GlorySeer: Ah, *that* kind of job
CaptainSpam: Windmill slam.
Lord_Hosk: This is obvious
TealVelvet07: the mtg judge obvs
Dmc3628: time to get wired with Serge
iSmartMan1: Serge
sheer_falacy: "No, pepsi is never ok"
BusTed: "Would you like soup or salad?"
PharaohBender27: Sounds like that place had *really* shit management
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
asthanius: Serge would very confidently get the specials wrong
hi_im_emily: sexpi
LPS_97: NO
BrowneePoints: SEX PEPSI
MadWolf1290: no, it's a Southern thing
KodeMage: sepsi
gibbousm: only if its Crystal Pepsi
jonasjonIV: sepsi
MegaDosX: Wheeler no
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrowneePoints: I shot pop out of my nose
TehAmelie: sounds like my job as hospital janitor, except that took five weeks to crash and burn
GredGredmansson: I thought Sex Pepsi was discontinued in the 80s
ReddestSix: bepis
amative1: "No. No Pepsi. Coke."
LinearGif: Is Pepsi okay, has anyone heard from them?
Raiger: Pepsi, a terrible lube
RandomTrivia: Pepsi only with continuous enthusiastic consent LUL
azninsect: sexpi
GlorySeer: sexsi
rogerivany: Sexsi
TacitusVigil: crystal Pepsi is sex Pepsi
frank_the_great: Bepis
letfireraindown: ah... yess, I've been in about 4jobs, where they stated I would have two weeks of training before having expectations.... I started doing the job by day 3
consolecowboy88: YOU are the jellicle choice
azninsect: oooooooh
Dr_fragenstien: who does the cooking in the house?
Sibwow: pepsi are you ok, pepsi are you ok, are yo uok pepsi
hi_im_emily: chicken a la douche
KodeMage: coffee and a joint
KartoffelKaiser: time for someone to write sex pepsi Kappa
Tiber727: You should have joined the employee hivemind. That was the real team move.
TheWooglie: can you cook angler fish?
sheer_falacy: the undulating molecules are creeping em out
BrowneePoints: Nelly has a great voice/personality for an online cooking show
hi_im_emily: @KodeMage you're hired!
WearingCats_CwC: Blue cheese fish mousse
MrPhlip: why the sexy-dancing molecules
frank_the_great: Chicken nuggies
elah806: Oh this is a good head to head
JadedCynic: roue
fcloud: sensuous molecules
NewtyNewts: Gotta find Kanga first
Lord_Hosk: Brick!
coachNelly: @BrowneePoints Aww thx
chrono2x: oooooh
amative1: How good of a roux do you want?
gibbousm: oooooh
Dmc3628: what's your risotto
BrowneePoints: I'd like a Blonde Roux
Snowcookies: dark roux
jonasjonIV: kanga
GredGredmansson: What even IS a Roux
gibbousm: No Kathleen is right
Mattmitchell45: Brick Roux pls
krahgar: kanga
quietcat: subscribe roux facts
Terr0rc0tta: La Roux
Sheikun07: There's at least three kinds thank you
DoodlestheGreat: You will all roux the day!
malc: I'd like a ruse
LurkerSpine: Kanga Roux
fcloud: a roux you will rue
Alas_Babylon: Even if she wasn't right I'd be convinced
tomorrowboy: La Roux
KodeMage: @hi_im_emily technically I want a cafe au lait but most places in the US don't even know what that is.
tehfewl: Ian made a Roux
Mistborn83: Kathleen who cooks more in your household you or G?
consolecowboy88: wot da heck's roux?
hackingderps: gumbo roux. black as pitch
nyperold: A kanga roux.
Baldrash: Everyone will roux the day.
sheer_falacy: You will roux the day you came to our restaurant
raulghoulia: is this a gundam ZZ thing?
TehAmelie: pan fried fries is mine
LoadingReadyRun: roux roux roux your boat
TacitusVigil: roux the day!
BrowneePoints: @GredGredmansson flour and fat rendered to form the base of a sauce
GredGredmansson: I only know what that even is from Deltarune
asthanius: Mac n cheese
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34Witches: Are there people who can't make a roux? (and have tried)
LPS_97: A Moulin Roux-ge
ANeMzero: Common chef mistake, getting distracted talking about roux
elah806: "genders are confusing" bro what the lrrEFF is a roux
Dr_fragenstien: ckikin. nungents.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wheeler was clearly chef here based on tattoos alone
MegaDosX: Paul pls
MrPhlip: Dry toast. One of.
Snowcookies: lol Paul
RandomTrivia: @consolecowboy88 It's a base for sauces that's basically flour and water
Hexi_Lexi: is Bepis ok?
volraths_bane: Mousakka
MAPBoardgames: I've rouxed the day I learned to add flour to hot butter.
gibbousm: You have White, Blonde, and Brown Rouxs
amative1: LoadingReadyRun gently down the Brie
tomorrowboy: what sort of cheese on vegan nachos?
Alas_Babylon: @elah806 flour and water, used to thicken things
KodeMage: Vegan salad, make them question reality
consolecowboy88: thank u random trivia
saucemaster5000: Ooh as saucemaster I want to write so many "well, actually's" right now...
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Showsni: Mushroom risotto
JadedCynic: oooo, that sounds like a good table of appetizers
Earthenone: one of those is eddible. kathleen gets the vote :P
GredGredmansson: I'd probably like Kathleen's better, but Nelson's is more unique
circusofkirkus: Vegan Nachos all the way
Calaban161: Risotto is very tecnical
Laserbeaks_Fury: wait a minute
ennui_on_me: we gotta learn how to make a perfect risotto
Mattmitchell45: @GredGredmansson Flour and a fat slowly incorporated
jedi_master_zll: Made gumbo last week, you can get roux pretty dark.
electra310: I have turned several roux attempts into crumb topping
DoubleMayCare: I mean, if you can do a lot with Risotto, what does Kathleen actually DO with it, hmmm?
DoodlestheGreat: Just so long as it flows like LA-VA! ShoopDaWhoop
drewm1022: Arancini
cuttlefishman: That's arrancini
hi_im_emily: @Alas_Babylon i read that as "used to thicken thighs"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aren't Nachos vegan anyways?
TehAmelie: nachsotto, if you will
WanderingWinder: Risotto *balls*??
KodeMage: risoto is rice...
Jennie_Fuchsia: Kathleen is ready to improv the risotto based on the best ingredients on a given day
millenomi_aura: Arancini!
circusofkirkus: homemade cashew cheese on the nachos, nelson?
Mistborn83: I am learning so much about Kathleen
BrowneePoints: Cajun/Creole roux tend to be really dark
PharaohBender27: Risotto con faggiole is so quick to make
Writer_Raven: Deep-fried risotto is arancini and I am Here For It.
MrPhlip: Good ol' hot wet rice
JadedCynic: nacho cheese and salsa
Alas_Babylon: @hi_im_emily I mean, considering they're put in gravies...
GredGredmansson: Risotto is rise
ArgentumFlare: We did that at a restaurant I worked at. They're AMAZING!!!!
GredGredmansson: rice*
TheMerricat: @Laserbeaks_Fury Cheese is dairy, dairy is non-vegan
Dog_of_Myth: Hola all. What have I missed?
meanderingMyra: lool
DoubleMayCare: rip Molly
zimmercj23: A roux is fat + flour, not water.
GlorySeer: We've been putting people into boxes.
Lord_Hosk: No one wants shit risotto nachos apparently.
GredGredmansson: Molly came prepared
hi_im_emily: considering what molly just said
tomorrowboy: is this a competition?
Dmc3628: CALLED IT
Earthenone: molly called the shot
MegaDosX: I...don't know the answer to this one
azninsect: "Yes"
KaleidoscopeMind: Intentionally or unintentionally?
meanderingMyra: Molly imo
DoubleMayCare: She DID say it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nacho cheese is barely dairy. Hell it's barely food
RealGamerCow: Intentionally or accidentally
kimmiekoneko: to make a point?
epsilondelphine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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GredGredmansson: @tomorrowboy yes.
RandomTrivia: Welp
Nymo: LUL
fcloud: i dont see any of them as plate-breakers
azninsect: jennzLul
IbunWest: Cori would definitely break at least one plate on purpose
BrowneePoints: "ah jeez.."
BrowneePoints: "OPA!"
JadedCynic: "I refuse to answer this question on the ground that the answer might incriminate me..."
NewtyNewts: Opaaa!
zimmercj23: I plead the 5th
neisan2112: I see a Moulder!
TacitusVigil: the plates know what they did
Forgebold: Malaka!
BrowneePoints: Ian
DoubleMayCare: This was a very contentious category.
zimmercj23: Beej.
BrowneePoints: The realest answer is Ian
Arclight_Dynamo: Cori has big shufflecat energy, and that is *not* an insult.
JadedCynic: story time!
jonasjonIV: Anime
LurkerSpine: lol
tomorrowboy: Is there a gender neutral term for "bus boy"?
Earthenone: this is a good story time segment
GlorySeer: Six way tie!
Dmc3628: your waifus
Lord_Hosk: Snow
asthanius: A smaller dumpster
Dmc3628: come on
neisan2112: I've gone Dumpster diving before.
TacitusVigil: I found a working monitor once
SnowbirdMike: Elvis
azninsect: my waifus
frank_the_great: The next new LRR member
LeeshaJoy: The dumpster out back of my workplace has had kitties living in it, does that count?
cuttlefishman: Calling it, Molly has found a dumpster yuke
Juliamon: Cori would dive and Ian would encourage her
CaptainSpam: Ian looks like he's got option paralysis there. Kappa
Bearudite: I once found a dentist's chair
Nymo: I once saw a collectors edition of Halo Reach at a dumpster...minus the game
GredGredmansson: i love how this question is actually asking for Dumpster Diver Credentials
FacelessManAboutTown: Dead body
Earthenone: i found an accoustic guitar
Maddrius: an abandoned model m?
GlorySeer: O
Boon_33: live bear?
MAPBoardgames: I found a $600 desk
Showsni: @tomorrowboy bus kid?
34Witches: @tomorrowboy busser, maybe?
frank_the_great: THICC
Sogheim: wait hundreds?!
MadWolf1290: THICC
MyBuddySuperfly: get down to tomato town
Nymo: t h i c c
Dmc3628: Dummy thicc stack
Laserbeaks_Fury: So many waifus
BrowneePoints: @tomorrowboy busser
MegaDosX: That's a lot of ethernet cable
DoubleMayCare: Wow, imagine all the piracy you could do
HadesLeprechaun: thats not cool, that's behind literally EVERY Gamestop
fastlane250: best thing I ever found inadvertently dumpster diving was one of those NES TV's
letfireraindown: i did that in the army
VmKid: Todd Howard is sad because you didn't buy Skyrim
letfireraindown: ethernet
tomorrowboy: Okay, personal answer for coolest thing I found in a dumpster: set of interlocking human plastic organs (still in package)
Arclight_Dynamo: Who would throw out perfectly good CAT-5?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: my coworker smoking weed
TacitusVigil: university dumpsters on move out day is a great way to get good free stuff
MyBuddySuperfly: Skyrim for Dumpster
tehfewl: cat5 is an accepted currency everywhere
SilentOptimist: the ROLL you were made for?
neisan2112: Also I've done the classic $0 Cold and Ready, aka the slightly too old Little Ceaser's Pizzas that they just set next to the dump.
BrowneePoints: Molly would be Maitre'd at a Dave & Buster's
SamanthaVess: Maitre D'fault
consolecowboy88: I've never dumpster dived
JadedCynic: 2/2
PharaohBender27: @VmKid More like, "Todd Howard is sad because you didn't buy every iteration of Skyrim at full price"
JadedCynic: 3/3/
consolecowboy88: If nothin else, I do love the animation on the glove and eyes
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
niccus: accurate
Dmc3628: truth
JadedCynic: 4/5
NonUniqueGuy: I mean Kaffleen is perfect
RandomTrivia: Welp
DoubleMayCare: My personality is HOCKEY
JadedCynic: serge
unrealdoctt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
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circusofkirkus: the non-canadian got hockey?!?
couldntpickausername: creative evil, crafting alignment chart?
Snowcookies: omg these descriptions
Sibwow: now we feed the pellets to the fish
GhostValv: :)
TehAmelie: hockey is a bewildering adjective
BrowneePoints: THAT IS SERGE!
malc: hahah
JadedCynic: 100%
twistedlock23: hahahahaha
hi_im_emily: not-so-clumsy extremely-serious bystander
jonasjonIV: lol
hi_im_emily: that is like the anti-serge
GlorySeer: Hockey!
consolecowboy88: yayyy
InkyGhoast: awww
GredGredmansson: Serge, the proud winner of the "Just Standing There" award
amative1: That sure was some AMFO
Decaped: a Black Mirror
spethycakes: don't forget to feed the fishbowl!
Alas_Babylon: I want 0% of that face
WearingCats_CwC: Strangely accurate
Diabore: i believe the last p[art of that
ChainedDreamer: So accurate
JadedCynic: that....well, that happened
NeuterCommuter: Serge, a child's ear has something to say about that title.
Ranakel: Okay, so that game is about making everybody cry I see
Forgebold: What a weird game
Arclight_Dynamo: We literally have an off-by-one emote on his channel. sergeOffByOne
jessieimproved: This game was a weird introspect
sheer_falacy: Go serge!
GlorySeer: That was an experience.
consolecowboy88: Yay serge
MadWolf1290: that... was a game.
Sogheim: that was uncomfortable for me...
JadedCynic: and now we know why we don't play that game
pipshardfour: Kitty!
benjamin_wheeler: that game sucked
MyBuddySuperfly: :(
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
34Witches: that sure was a thing
Dog_of_Myth: Molly is so Hockey
epsilondelphine: :o cat
serialtram: well that was a... game
SeismicLawns: "But it didn't call me a dumpster diver, which is what I was hoping for!"
KartoffelKaiser: turns out the real winners were Beej and Ian Kappa
MyBuddySuperfly: lol
MegaDosX: @benjamin_wheeler I suspect you won't find many who disagree here
FacelessManAboutTown: let's never speak of this again
sydnius: FBtouchdown
Tevildo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
TheWooglie: I guess that won't be in the rotation
RandomTrivia: That was possibly the least good Jackbox game I've seen played.
elah806: Let's just clear the air on that one
hackingderps: that was tremendous
Sogheim: not every Jackbox game is a winner
Earthenone: how did it tag the only non canadian in the game with hockey :P
JadedCynic: @Sogheim yeahhhhh...I'm teetotal and that made me wanna break out the cooking sherry
asthanius: This shall never make the highlight reel
TacitusVigil: beej was voted most likely to Beej
hiryuu1115: Game is possibly a generous description
DoubleMayCare: Whoops, forgot this isn't a VOD, lol
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
Dog_of_Myth: Sooo how many games have they played so far?
KartoffelKaiser: That game was way too reminiscent of shitty personality tests, also known as all personality tests SeriousSloth
niccus: there are party games and there are "party" games
Nymo: Neat idea, baaad questions and implimentation
Dr_fragenstien: i think it's a game for people who kinda know each other and kinda don't like each other
LurkerSpine: which party pack is that game in?
nyperold: Yeah, I mean, look at The Devils and the Details.
NewtyNewts: Most likely to be ej.
Earthenone: that was game 2 @Dog_of_Myth
jessieimproved: it's the game you fire up when you want everyone to go home
Davlenagain: interesting game
Eclipseon: I actually like this one with my friends
neisan2112: Yeah, it felt weird, but at least there was some laughs, which is what I'm here for
Alas_Babylon: I think it's great if you don't have an audience
FacelessManAboutTown: @asthanius Idk, that double webcam no might
Alas_Babylon: But if you do, it just feels icky
twistedlock23: agree @Alas_Babylon
JadedCynic: to be fair, it had the funniest moment I've seen in a while, with that 'who would you spy on' question and both answer were variations of 'ew, no'
Dog_of_Myth: @Earthenone Cool. What was the first game?
asthanius: I feel it works best if there are actual consensuses
Alas_Babylon: Dictionarium
VeryBadLifeChoices: I think that one depends a lot on which categories you get too
LinearGif: Private game for when you're alone
rasterscan: It's not a good audience game. Like, my friends and I like it, but we would never do it with an audience, and we still have to sometimes all abstain from really mean questions.
GlorySeer: It certainly doesn't feel like it should be a stream game.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Did Jason actually play hockey? or did he just have the mask?
GuyDudeManBaby subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GuyDudeManBaby! (Today's storm count: 74)
Showsni: You might be able to match two or three people to roles, but you're always going to end up assigning the last ones just to whatever's left
Nymo: I just don't like the 6th option that seems to usually put someone in an awkward situation
JadedCynic: @GlorySeer oh YEAH
NewtyNewts: Oh, that's why she was Hockey.
neb_200: music...?
GredGredmansson: By the way, if Kathleen is there I loved you in that Card Kingdom vid
asthanius: @loadingreadyrun his mom probably made him go to tryouts one year
Saphling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
Saphling: Ah, the luckiest number of months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Saphling! (Today's storm count: 75)
GredGredmansson: It almost made me sign up for Silverquill (Quandrix for life)
lirazel64: Wheee?
JadedCynic: MAYBE....perhaps accpetable within the confines of the playing group of friends...but it...I think the term is: "awkward AF"
Kevin_sechrist: 4 minutes of ads?
nyperold: I'm fairly new to LRR content, so there were a few questions where I just had to sit out on answering because I really don't know.
GlorySeer: It also just has the issue where you have a few things that might fit someone, and then you have a bunch that fits nobody and basically are forced to answer for them.
Tevildo: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
RandomTrivia: Ah, there's some BGC goodness
NewtyNewts: There's the music
FacelessManAboutTown: I personally do not enjoy spending 30 minutes pidgeonholing friends
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
DeM0nFiRe: jfc the music started just as I was unplugging something it lrrSPOOP ed the heck out of me
ennui_on_me subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
ennui_on_me: jack is being boxd
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Solangel777: Sir, this is a wendys
FacelessManAboutTown: juzBanger
NewtyNewts: Sir, you need to stop harassing the manatees.
NonUniqueGuy: !advice
LRRbot: Slap that Pukwudgie!
couldntpickausername: that was a weird game, and I don't think it's really a good idea to go "which of your friends is freddy krueger" considering his backstory....
boyesie: !badadvice
FacelessManAboutTown: themffBanger
JadedCynic: @nyperold to be fair, that's fine - I've followed them for...ew, longer than I'd care to admit, and tbh, I still didn't WANT to judge these people by some of the criteria they were asking
Tevildo: !advice
LRRbot: The answer to every question is Alex.
couldntpickausername: I think I learned more about Jackbox than the crew in that game
JadedCynic: dammit, LRRbot, you're NOT helping
kusinohki: how long ago was the pukwudgie??
Tevildo: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #2509: "Rip and tear Jesus!" —Alex [2016-05-13]
JadedCynic: @couldntpickausername very true - apparently funded by the NSA Kappa
Earthenone: pukwudgie was 2? years ago
NewtyNewts: Pukwudgie was in the Betrayal legacy thing, right?
FacelessManAboutTown: !quote weasel
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sheikun07: !findquote pukwudgie
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
FacelessManAboutTown: :(
Earthenone: betrayal at the house on the legacy, yeah,
FacelessManAboutTown: !quote noble
Tevildo: !findquote weasel
LRRbot: Quote #5593: "I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered." —Kathleen [2018-12-14]
BartholemewTheKitten: !findquote betrayal
FacelessManAboutTown: !findquote noble
ItemCraftingLive: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2351: "Wow, this blood just keeps coming!" —Ian [2016-04-19]
Angreed66: Humans are actual animals
amative1: uh... wasn't this song just on?
rasterscan: !quote awk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: OK, I have questions about the context of that quote
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote deja vu
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LinearGif: Humans are imaginary animals, like unicorns or pterodactyls
boyesie: !advice
Earthenone: sounds like a normal TTSF quote to me :P
NonUniqueGuy: !quote betrayal
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
BITs19_: !quote ian
Dmc3628: thanks LRRbot it's that time
82 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
amative1: Welcome raiders!
crabbaskets: LOL
twistedlock23: hello raiders
affinityartifacts: bahahahaha
Sage0fMadness: breyaProfChamp breyaProfChamp breyaProfChamp
BraveNewFaves: welcome raiders!
zuchen_120 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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BITs19_: lrrSPOOP
corianderd: o/ raiders
MTGRanger: Hello LRR friends!
mowdownjoe: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! We're on break but will soon return!
Iam9991000: guten tag!
Tevildo: !findquote raid
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Raiders!
Sage0fMadness: Moar Jackbox to come :D
PharaohBender27: @Iam9991000 Guten Abend!
LinearGif: Willkommen
Crad0k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
Crad0k: 4^3 Months
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LurkerSpine: Welcome conquerors of France
zuchen_120: Oh gosh, I just realized I actually have money to buy one of those Wyrmwood dice trays now...make good decisions!
Earthenone: !wyrmwood
Sheikun07: They're good dice trays
benjamin_wheeler: @affinityartifacts <3
PharaohBender27: OK wait I feel like I'm missing something here - I thought the German greeting was because that was that user's first language
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
affinityartifacts: <3 <3 @benjamin_wheeler
Nymo: yaaay
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
MegaDosX: Oh boy!
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
NewtyNewts: Yeah, invention time!
fastlane250: aw yiss
djalternative: YUS!
Lord_Hosk: this is stupid!
ThankYouUro: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
coachNelly: bust chut <3
affinityartifacts: Thanks Serg!
Alas_Babylon: A patently good game
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
serialtram: yes, patently stupid! :D
JarofGoats: breyaBust breyaChut
GredGredmansson: FUCKING WALK THEN
Solid_Fuel: hi toby
affinityartifacts: *Serge
BartholemewTheKitten: Time to F_ing Walk Then
bullseye3265: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:52.
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
Sage0fMadness: love it when y'all play this game
MadWolf1290: game is a BIT loud
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:52:47. lrrSPOT
Sage0fMadness: always a hilarious time
fcloud: together, we are: PATENTLY STUPID
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm glad that these too are comfortable enough to work together after the break up
benjamin_wheeler: time to pitch another phylactery
Astra7525: Unable to understand Kathleen's word there over the game audio
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: *two
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sage0fMadness! They have given 763 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sage0fMadness! (Today's storm count: 79)
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Comfy
consolecowboy88: Weird Al voice: Patently Stupid! Patently stupid!
Sage0fMadness: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
amative1: But will any of their inventions be better than Graham-in-a-box?
NewtyNewts: Let's get those creative juices going!
Nigouki: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 2
Sage0fMadness: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sheikun07: 2
DeM0nFiRe: Gotta be 2
LarkSachrosis: 2 or 3
Blade_Tiger: 2
DoubleMayCare: You mean the Kill-a-Graham?
BrowneePoints: If your intestines keep exploding build a better Sausage casing
InkyGhoast: 2
mowdownjoe: 2
KodeMage: 2 selected
amative1: def 2
Sogheim: elf bullets were pretty great
NimrodXIV: I don't like any of our options
Sage0fMadness: 2 for sure
Davlenagain: 2
UnnnaturalD20: 2
RandomTrivia: Wow yeah, 2 is fantastic
KodeMage: 3 scans best
Fruan: I honestly think 1 is funnier
Earthenone: Da
Field94: Idunno, Momentum Mori still pretty gud
PharaohBender27: Chose 1
ennui_on_me: 2
Dmc3628: Minions sausage casing like cam has suggested
rangerboy87: 2
Lord_Hosk: Too much Cable news
Dr_fragenstien: 2 is certainly the best, though I do like 3
electra310: 3, 2 was too obvious :D
BartholemewTheKitten: 2 is mandatory
nyperold: And we get a blank to fill in, but with predefined options!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like that Ian's background matches the game
MrQBear: I kinda wanted to anagram the name letters but there's only one vowel....
LurkerSpine: it does match the game!
Haroldholmes25: you're right paul and I love it
amative1: @LoadingReadyRun I'm sure it wasn't intentional at all... lrrBEEJ
EldritchProwler: I liked option 2 aswell
DeM0nFiRe: LoadingReadyRun Heh until you mentioned that I thought it was tiles, but you are right
BartholemewTheKitten: The squiggle is kinda hypnotic
Mister_BlueSky: This is also the game that gave us " lrrEFF ing walk then" :D
Lord_Hosk: Ian is just in his bathroom
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun It does! :D
CaffeinatedLemur subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
CaffeinatedLemur: blarp
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CaffeinatedLemur! (Today's storm count: 80)
JadedCynic: if you're fast it will keep asking...
NewtyNewts: Numbers are hard.
JadedCynic: muahahahahahah
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
amative1: I wonder if anyone will select ours
Blasteg: Nelson looks different
Davlenagain: hope so
Spacepup: LRR engineers has managed to match game and player volumes so well, sometimes I can't tell if the game is talking or if someone is doing a voice.
JadedCynic: @amative1 I wonder which one we chose ;)
PharaohBender27: @Blasteg Recent haircut
Box_of_Hats: Chat, I don't usually get to watch Crossing the Streams and my kids are nearby. Is this stream PG?
niccus: no
electra310: Not so much
Box_of_Hats: Thanks, headphones stay in
Juliamon: Box_of_Hats Big ol' no
Davlenagain: not really ox
kusinohki: I honestly thought nelson was andrew at first
NimrodXIV: Jackbox nights are certainly not PG
RedRaptor: @PharaohBender27 Thank you! I've been staring at his face for minutes and I couldn't tell what was different.
consolecowboy88: Molly looks concerned
JadedCynic: or "queues" as we call them in civilised countries
AttackCowboy: They haven't started working too blue yet but I expect that will not hold
TheMerricat: God this music reminds me of Sims 3 menus for some reason
PharaohBender27: @Box_of_Hats Jackbox streams have definitely gotten rather raunchy
Muspel: Mooly looks like she was traumatized
Sogheim: oh no Serge stopped blinking
Muspel: *molly
obijam_: always glad to see molly on the panel.
Box_of_Hats: I appreciate the heads up, everyone. Thanks!
Spacepup: Serge has gone Ultra Instict.
bullseye3265: I have no idea what is happening right now
ennui_on_me: @TheMerricat gives me Da Blob vibes personally
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Box_of_Hats we try to make most of our streams family friendly, but this is probably not a safe one :)
Spacepup: Instinct
mowdownjoe: Am Serge ok?
cuttlefishman: Chat, do you want some pizza
cuttlefishman: I could go for pizza
Earthenone: sure
TezzeretTinkerer: Beej's 'f'ing walk then' bit a while back was priceless lol
Spacepup: I could eat.
amative1: "Products should be useful"
LPS_97: depends on the toppings
Call_me_Kaye: I could eat some pizza
34Witches: please, send me pizza
Spacepup: Just realized I never had any dinner, actually.
Box_of_Hats: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks. My kids love LRR and if they see me watching then they would want to join.
iSmartMan1: @cuttlefishman Sure, order us some pizza
Spacepup: I made my wife some food then just kinda... forgot about feeding myself.
cuttlefishman: Hey LRR, can you order pizza for chat
cuttlefishman: we're a bit famished
FacelessManAboutTown: feenSlice
TheWooglie: Here you go: oshiPizza oshiPizza oshiPizza oshiPizza oshiPizza oshiPizza
Juliamon: We have pizza at home, chat
FacelessManAboutTown: feenLove
coachNelly: pizza
Davlenagain: audience levels in game are low
cuttlefishman: Raisins aren't the same tho
Lord_Hosk: Chat, I order you to make yourself pizza
consolecowboy88: I love chcoolate raisenettes
JadedCynic: @cuttlefishman speak for yourself, I just had a snack and I'm kinda full
DeChunkandFriends: I'll take a sausage and mushroom
coachNelly: damn i hoped that would turn into an emoji
Showsni: Can we get half and half? Or 1/1174th and 1/1174th and... so on
WearingCats_CwC: Raisin pizza?
sheer_falacy: raisins cook really well
tdapenguin: you can still buy those!
adelius3: 2am me disagrees
fcloud: welcome to the beejologue
ItemCraftingLive: Raisin Pizza
tdapenguin: even as an adult
sheer_falacy: with onions and olives and stuff
frank_the_great: No shame Beej, no shame
RandomTrivia: Trail mix is the only raisin to eat dried fruit
dougma: Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (eating them now)
Call_me_Kaye: I mean I can just buy a big ol' bag of raisins
HavenJunde: i had steak for dinner but i wouldn't say no to pizza i guess
amative1: Beej, the trick is that as an adult you can buy a GIANT box of raisins
cuttlefishman: You can just buy raisins in the bulk barn tho
JadedCynic: THank you for the nostalgia moment with the boxes, Beej <3
electra310: Raisins come in large boxes
LarkSachrosis: That sounds like a you problem Beej
DeM0nFiRe: raisin bran is quite solid
SnackPak_: gotta get the big boxes of raisins
MinniChii: as an adult, I MADE raisins......
FacelessManAboutTown: Raisins in salad Beej
consolecowboy88: RAISNETTES
TezzeretTinkerer: @Juliamon Yeah they'll get James to do it
34Witches: Are anchovies OK with everyone?
Twilight_Spark: I'm big on raisin bran.
GhostValv: Raisin' Canes
CaffeinatedLemur: or raisin granola
LPS_97: Glosetttes
NarishmaReborn: but two scoops?
Davlenagain: give me a good muffin
Decaped: raisin bran is SO bad for you
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Nymo: waynerShrimps
Sage0fMadness: Raisin Bran: Oops All Raisins
epsilondelphine: ha! topical,
Sogheim: raisin bran gets to that point where you have a spoonful of raisins at the end and it's no crunch
Kramburger: Shoutout to Jensen Karp
sendatou: got em
Call_me_Kaye: Thank you Wheeler
iSmartMan1: SHRIMP
CelestaRose: It is chocolate covered raisin day in the US.
DoodlestheGreat: Oatmeal raisin cookies are a better delivery vehicle.
fastlane250: I stopped eating raisins as a kid after i bit into a "chocolate chip" cookie
Favre_Studios: raisins are the best
bullseye3265: i want a buddy commedy with wheeler and beej
diamondmx: I didn't think trail mix was particularly healthy
Showsni: No, never
electra310: oh dear
Dmc3628: WOW
sheer_falacy: every day
serialtram: yes
InkyGhoast: nope
SpookySpaghooti: TOO MUCH SHRIMP, HEYO!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
MadWolf1290: starting STRONG
Snowcookies: ew?
FacelessManAboutTown: UH...
Nymo: oh
consolecowboy88: haw
consolecowboy88: haahha
Tiber727: Bread pudding is also a great raisin delivery vehicle.
malc: oh no
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
BrowneePoints: Unfortunately Shrimp dude is an abusive prick
Despoiler98: OMG Molly
DoodlestheGreat: :tf:
NewtyNewts: Extraction of fluids quickly.
jonasjonIV: peeoton
ArdCollider: cycling solids
KingOfDoma: poo-loton
PharaohBender27: @Decaped Wait, what? Have I dug myself an early grave by eating raisin bran for breakfast sometimes?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: oh, my pc rig when I have to purge in prep for a colonoscopy?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
dougma: OMG Molly....
LPS_97: why's the chair not above the bowl
coachNelly: gamified!
Haroldholmes25: this pitch is very good
laikagoat: zoeyEgg fionaVoid zoeyEgg
consolecowboy88: This is like a satirical scifif novel
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
consolecowboy88: haw
adelius3: nooo
Gledster: I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't get one ...
Box_of_Hats: Leader board? Are their achievements?!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
sheer_falacy: I have concerns
corefluxx: LOL
Box_of_Hats: *there
electra310: Woooo!
Nymo: pffft
Despoiler98: NICE
MegaDosX: Well that's a strong start
iris_of_ether: That was STRONG
JadedCynic: polite clap
RandomTrivia: Holy shit Molly
Dog_of_Myth: Strong start
Davlenagain: nice
SirMorek: Clap
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
DavidVerro: Kathleen took a risky drink there
Iam9991000: isn't this just a black mirror episode?
ICitizenErasedI: fbTouchdown
twistedlock23: A LEADERBOARD
Despoiler98: *clap clap clap*
azninsect: oh its strava for poops
CrazyZonie: "Some hot person in New York?" So Jacob Burgess tells us how well we're doing?
amative1: Liter-board
twistedlock23: Hahahahahaha
LarkSachrosis: I *do* need more positive feedback in my life.
NewtyNewts: Better drink a lot of water before your next session.
Dmc3628: i piss like amachine gun on top of the board
consolecowboy88: Hell yeah nelson
JadedCynic: Hi, Jeff! o/
Dmc3628: Nelly channeling Matt Goat
JadedCynic: "Amazon HR has entered the chat..."
GredGredmansson: OWN your neglect
kusinohki: just give worker lefts
northos: Amazon: I'm listening...
Despoiler98: just push those rights ALL the way down
sheer_falacy: why neglect when you can actively hinder?
serialtram: yep
malc: jlrrDang
twistedlock23: oh no
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MadWolf1290: heyO
Despoiler98: so Amazon
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
MuadDab: Think of the cost savings!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
frank_the_great: 10/10
diamondmx: Nelson, does Amazon have blackmail on you?
InkyGhoast: Amazon knows your location
Mr_Horrible: truuuuuu tho
PharaohBender27: O_o
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: Current Events
JadedCynic: oh SNAP!
KingOfDoma: eat it bezos
MegaDosX: Careful Nelly, you'll get the stream taken down
Snowcookies: wow Nelly
fastlane250: valued primecitizens
laikagoat: lrrHERE
sendatou: HAHAHA
Jensling: lucidComrade
consolecowboy88: UNIONS UNIONS UNIONS
FacelessManAboutTown: Too tru
VeryBadLifeChoices subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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Writer_Raven: Cold, the air and water flowing...
Dog_of_Myth: Show the lie
LPS_97: well, say goodbye to the channel
Despoiler98: its capitalism final boss
Lord_Hosk: with 2 day shipping
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "We own everything , so you don't have to!"
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
ZackTheCatKing: I'd prime sub to that speech
malc: remember to subscribe to help fund Amazon, folks!
Tangsm: The single narrow door seems accurate to their safety standards.
grimshade: right on nelly
amative1: "And we pay our employees in Bezos-bucks"
consolecowboy88: haww
Gadora: Is this a good time to talk about Prime subs?
DeM0nFiRe: wat
jonasjonIV: wat
sheer_falacy: oh no it's gone recursive
RandomTrivia: Huh.?!
fcloud: im impressed but also somehow very sad
serialtram: wat
Dmc3628: demonstrated a loop
azninsect: not more doorsteps!
MegaDosX: Oh boy, my absurdism senses are tingling
NewtyNewts: It's building a doorblock!
Snowcookies: wow
electra310: Tripping hazard!
SamanthaVess: Fractal doorstepping
ThePerrBearr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ThePerrBearr! (Today's storm count: 82)
JadedCynic: ew, I HATE it when that happens!
BartholemewTheKitten: The assassin drone has already been dispatched to Nellie
inks_muse: got some doorsteps on your doorsteps
Davlenagain: wouldnt that just be packages?
elah806: This is very New Weird
blip2004: sounds like a problem the FBC would have
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHHA
DeChunkandFriends: sounds like a post-modern problem to me
MyBuddySuperfly: #mood
Haroldholmes25: I can dig it
TheAinMAP: A pit.
RandomTrivia: LUL CORI YES
GredGredmansson: From Doorstep to Stepdown
malc: sergeFall
Despoiler98: Minecraft solution, got it
LPS_97: Ah, the Patrick Starfish design
Dog_of_Myth: Call James
consolecowboy88: thought this was gonna be stairs
consolecowboy88: hehhehe
zuchen_120: watch that first step
fcloud: genius
CaffeinatedLemur: halp
JadedCynic: I mean, it's not wrong
diamondmx: Do you get hot sauce in the hole?
ICitizenErasedI: surely the side of a hole is actually just a giant step
Lord_Hosk: Wont you have just on... BIG door step...
Box_of_Hats: Is there a holestep?
GredGredmansson: you don't have either of them actually
Boon_33: lrrHERE
consolecowboy88: No stairs in hole
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NonUniqueGuy: Don't you need stairs to get out?
fcloud: but no DOOR -- that's the genius!
Nymo: LUL
klooswep: Why would this be a problem? Just sell the extra doorsteps and go infinite Kappa
redblockpowered: No stairs in hole!
Favre_Studios: I live in hole.
frank_the_great: This hole was meant for me
Baldrash: I thought we'd blown the tarp budget?
Angreed66: The edge of the hole can be considered a door and the edge a stop
sheer_falacy: I have 99+ problems but only 99 fit on this form
MegaDosX: I saw it as a tree
JadedCynic: watch out ofr that first step; it's a doozy ;0
NoTomToLose: We had to live in corridor!
Iam9991000: @nonuniqueguy you can climb
corefluxx: Didn't someone invent go and die in a hole on a previous jackbox stream?
iSmartMan1: Good, I was about to ask if it came with a tarp
Blasteg: doorsteps on doorsteps, seems like that final staircase in Mario 64
Mistborn83: jlrrFacepalm
sheer_falacy: vocal pupper!
GredGredmansson: Talking Dog Best Friend
NonMint: Eat road runners for dinner.
Nymo: A life long dream
nyperold: I thought it was a mailbox!
JadedCynic: to be fair, I too have this wish
Dmc3628: oh no
mowdownjoe: PUBBY
Lord_Hosk: If you live in a hole, your whole house is a door you step into
Tangsm: So... Up?
LordZarano: Up?
LPS_97: I've met a talking cat, not a talking dog
consolecowboy88: I also wish I could meet a talking dog
Astra7525: oh hey, the thing from Up
GredGredmansson: "Get this thing off me"
HavenJunde: that dog looks upset
klooswep: That dog looks very concerned
mowdownjoe: Oh no!
amative1: "Hello, my name is Dug"
Dog_of_Myth: Good bois
UnnnaturalD20: definatly Up
toenolla: I saw this episode of Adventure Time
rangerboy87: Squirrel!!!!
MagicalAttackGecko: Oh hi Dug
fcloud: i feel like ian is standing on a box on a street corner
RandomTrivia: That dog is doing a heccin concern
djalternative: Doug!
LarkSachrosis: I've seen this Far Side.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Tangsm: Squirrel!
Pteraspidomorphi: Typical
Despoiler98: GDI Ian
RandomTrivia: LUL
GlorySeer: That dog does not seem happy.
Lysander_Gustav: nice
HavenJunde: OMG IAN
serialtram: no
Dog_of_Myth: YESSS
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MadWolf1290: Clap
Terr0rc0tta: Efffffff
Despoiler98: OMG IAN DAMNIT
laikagoat: lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: this is a good bit
diamondmx: LOL, that whole thing, just for the pun
GhostValv: :)
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
NarishmaReborn: okay, love it
Lysander_Gustav: yes
consolecowboy88: OH SHIT
Boon_33: hahahaha
sheer_falacy: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Sheikun07: Ian yes
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail tiltyhPLS
UnnnaturalD20: Wow
RandomTrivia: Ian yes
ArrestedHouse: ian
NimrodXIV: IAN
JadedCynic: yah....#dammitIan
iris_of_ether: lrrIAN lrrSPOT
Davlenagain: well done
fastlane250: lrrWOW
consolecowboy88: SHAKESEPARE PUN?
klooswep: Walked a long ways for that
TheAinMAP: PrideLaugh
ICitizenErasedI: punderful
Dmc3628: this is a Dr. Evil invention
spethycakes: Well, the Ides of March DID just happen, so
TheMerricat: Billie Speaks says hi :P
FroggoPrince: SAME, Beej
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Blasteg: I feel like it's real, bar the name
Despoiler98: WHAT?
MyBuddySuperfly: Ah, that's a good band
Dmc3628: ah the banner problem
Favre_Studios: what's the original?
NewtyNewts: Big Hulk Energy
GredGredmansson: The world is not ready for BeejHulk
NonUniqueGuy: Beej is colored green too
JadedCynic: and beej is GREEN in game
MegaDosX: Beej turning into the Hulk wouldn't surprise me at all, let's be real
MadWolf1290: great green background
MyBuddySuperfly: I mean...
BloodForTheCorelab subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
BloodForTheCorelab: Ian so good with the shaksear
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BloodForTheCorelab! (Today's storm count: 83)
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: receive just the daily recommended amount of gamma rays
klooswep: you're thinking of neutrinos
MyBuddySuperfly: Nice shirt btw, Beej!
code1300: Didn’t recognize Nelson, new haircut
LarkSachrosis: Excellent use of your highlight color Beej.
Despoiler98: WHAT?!?!?!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Lysander_Gustav: nice nice nice
HavenJunde: oh no
toenolla: waaaaow
control_rig: Whuffffff
MadWolf1290: GDI Beej
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
amative1: dat pun
Angreed66: A few meters of water works pretty well
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW Beej.
epsilondelphine: lrrWOW
GhostValv: :O
SamanthaVess: Wawo
diamondmx: How dare you
GDwarf: Oof
Haroldholmes25: boo
Astra7525: omfg
eshplode: Oof
BartholemewTheKitten: That took a turn
MegaDosX: Boo this man!
34Witches: WOW
Favre_Studios: Boo
JadedCynic: lrrWOW #Dammit lrrBEEJ
Dmc3628: Clap
NewtyNewts: Don't think I got that one
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
UnnnaturalD20: I see what you did there
Nymo: uh oh
RealGamerCow: WOW
Orgmastron: BOOOO
iSmartMan1: GET IN THE SEA
GamerZero: Lol
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
TamesLovesGames: WOW
MyBuddySuperfly: Butts?
Blade_Tiger: I've played enough Fallout 4 to know where this is going
GredGredmansson: serge what did you do
Twilight_Spark: Absolutely disqualifying.
dyvion: uh oh
MegaDosX: WOAH
LPS_97: Good start
BartholemewTheKitten: Eep
Sogheim: oh no why?
consolecowboy88: this are very philosphical inventiosn 2 nite
jonasjonIV: nope
Dmc3628: WHY
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
consolecowboy88: ahhahhahh
Boon_33: sergeIntoTheSea
iSmartMan1: MOOD
SamanthaVess: Rachnera body pillow
Snowcookies: uuuhhhhhh
A_Dub888: But why tho
Nymo: no no no no
diamondmx: NOPE NOPE NOPE
MegaDosX: Arachnophobes better look away
serialtram: nope
Sheikun07: oh noooooooooooooo
HalftrackHero: mood
DoodlestheGreat: SPOODERS
mowdownjoe: NOPE
tehfewl: god same
sheer_falacy: Oh no don't tell Spiders Georg
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
rangerboy87: uhhh no
serialtram: nope nope nope
amative1: SERGE NO
redblockpowered: Hard no
SnackPak_: extra arms, extra cuddles
NonUniqueGuy: What was Serge's other option?
Despoiler98: nonononononono
laikagoat: zoeyEgg
MyBuddySuperfly: wow, that's me
JadedCynic: @NewtyNewts ysbridPUN
Sogheim: really did click too fast
Mediocre_Man5: 8 fuzzy legs of love
lirazel64: Awww....
LordZarano: YES YES YES
dougma: Thats a hard nope from me dog
consolecowboy88: I'll accept spider cuddles from spiderman
HalftrackHero: spoders are friends
Nymo: UM
BartholemewTheKitten: Move to Australia
dragonbretheren: Step on me daddy
Lysander_Gustav: so cute
Alas_Babylon: Uuuuuuuuh
CrazyZonie: 8 legs = 4 sets of hugs my criends
RandomTrivia: OH NO
consolecowboy88: Hhahah
Despoiler98: OMG NO
LPS_97: AH
Dmc3628: Serge reveals Spider Queen fantasy
jonasjonIV: ahhhhhhh
VeryBadLifeChoices: so many arms for holding
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL more legs = more hugs
Lysander_Gustav: I ship it!
control_rig: NO NO nonononoNO
watshisname08 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
UnnnaturalD20: it looks like Spider toast
A_Dub888: Thanks, I hate it
serialtram: no more than 4 limbs please
FionaKaenbyou: @NewtyNewts There's a famous saying that 'Religion is the opiate of the masses'. It's a play on that, and the concept of atomic mass
Aarek: seabatYIKES
Writer_Raven: N O P E
Snowcookies: Serge why
SirMorek: More hugs
niccus: was serge actually the Alien
gsyhiap: ok, I'm never sleeping again
fcloud: this game is a lot better than "which LRRer is freddie krueger"
LPS_97: Kill it with fire
LarkSachrosis: lrrFRUMP
JadedCynic: ysbrydPunjail @NewtyNewts take 2 :D
Despoiler98: SET IT ON FIRE
Davlenagain: nope
TealVelvet07: [ S C R E A M S ]
InkyGhoast: that looks more like a tick
coachNelly: i am not ok
Solangel777: lrrFRUMP
34Witches: awww
Electrodyne: big spood
jonasjonIV: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: There was a crapshot of this I think...
BrowneePoints: I can HEAR the sound of clacking chelicerae
Dr_fragenstien: one big spider much better than many smaller spiders
Mistborn83: nightmare fuel
azninsect: so, thats more than 6 legs so its not a bug at least
watshisname08: Nope!
Writer_Raven: [external screaming intensifies]
IgnisDeus: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lirazel64: You've been talking to Ben Ulmer.
JadedCynic: fuzzy too
LPS_97: and then you die
Nigouki: I've seen this anime
GhostValv: D:
mawisms: ok so serge wins
NewtyNewts: The 8 step program
serialtram: lrrSPOOP
MyBuddySuperfly: one hug and you won't need any more hugs again
call_me_Aras: I am afeared
MegaDosX: Serge is definitely going hard on this one
ladylinzington: I'll stick with a weighted blanket, thanks
VeryBadLifeChoices: serge is here for monster lovers' rights
hackingderps: whole lotta nope
Despoiler98: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
TheMerricat: So I could Rule 34 a couple of screenshots of what this would look like chat......
GredGredmansson: I'LL TAKE IT
SnackPak_: really selling spider hugs
Favre_Studios: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Lysander_Gustav: yes great
Tangsm: Just cocoon you in love.
LordZarano: So much hug, so cosy
fastlane250: i no like
GlorySeer: Thicc arms
Alas_Babylon: "Step on me, Daddy. Longlegs."
LarkSachrosis: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
34Witches: cute!
spo_okymulder: just in my apartment, screaming
azninsect: so much hug
ladylinzington: wasn't this a crapshot
RealGamerCow: I'
MyrddintheWizard: jlrrNo
elah806: You know.....
eshplode: Cozy
RealGamerCow: I'll buy 10
MadWolf1290: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
serialtram: good pitch but still nope
RandomTrivia: Oh lordy
Scy_Anide: It's...a tentacle maiden?
jonasjonIV: veto
Nymo: LUL
neisan2112: I'm actually super down for this!!!!!! I'ts not a weird thing at all..
floki4242: no nope
UnnnaturalD20: It works
LPS_97: Do they make the clicking noise?
twistedlock23: if more legs = more hugs than why not a millipede
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: spider dakimakura
NimrodXIV: I love it
Dmc3628: I've seen this HENTAI
Mister_BlueSky: benginSpoop
Boon_33: clapclap
elah806: The next step after weighted blanket
fcloud: that was never proven!
sheer_falacy: that wasn't a mistake, that was a win
Nymo: omg
ennui_on_me: eh, dissolving acid isn't worse than what I eat every day
RandomTrivia: OH NO
34Witches: Only if you *want* them to!
Banrael subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
Banrael: I'm gonna get in on this scroll!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Banrael! (Today's storm count: 85)
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
TealVelvet07: SOLD
Electrodyne: I have a 12 year old who would love that
Haroldholmes25: oh no
serialtram: lmao
ANeMzero: Reminds me of my first apartment where like.. there were always baby spiders in the spring. I just got used to little babbo spiders like rapelling down from the ceiling.. or my hair
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: Oh nooooo
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
BartholemewTheKitten: Nowhere is big enough
CaptainSpam: OH NO
consolecowboy88: hahahah
Despoiler98: OH NO WHEELER
UnnnaturalD20: they Thicc
azninsect: hahahahah
InkyGhoast: THICCCCC
Nymo: LOL
hi_im_emily: FUCK
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ItemCraftingLive: Hello highlight reel
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
WearingCats_CwC: :D
twistedlock23: oh no
Nymo: 👏
RandomTrivia: LUL
HalftrackHero: bravo
Showsni: Oh, it's a chair
Ranakel: LUL
Jensling: LUL
mowdownjoe: BEN
JadedCynic: vOv
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME
azninsect: sometimes the simple pitch is best
MegaDosX: Well, they say brevity is the soul of wit
Despoiler98: GDI BEN
Astra7525: Power move, Wheeler
Snowcookies: wow Ben wow
fastlane250: LUL
RealGamerCow: I can't parse that, and I think that's okay
Davlenagain: short an simple
GredGredmansson: The speedround
Dmc3628: Shatterpause win
MrQBear: oh c'mon, "the arachna-snuggy, for all the huggies"
iSmartMan1: Perfection
Tangsm: Thiccxar.
mawisms: idk what i even saw with my eyes
Dr_fragenstien: I can relate
grimshade: somebody clip that
Despoiler98: um
Spacepup: "The Garage" is what I call my face, of course.
LordZarano: This is gonna be a very hard choice
consolecowboy88: aww
Despoiler98: KALE
InkyGhoast: mood?
Lysander_Gustav: mmm healthy
Niahlah: talk about going green
sheer_falacy: creepier than the spider snuggie
corefluxx: Kalethleen
electra310: They look so happy!
MadWolf1290: "you're useful"
Favre_Studios: !clip
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ANeMzero: I'm pretty sure this is a TMBG song
LarkSachrosis: They're so happy!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
NewtyNewts: Kale time?
JadedCynic: actually, you're winning me over....wait, what
KodeMage: you probably can't be recycled!
fastlane250: try harder to be a bag of salad!
malc: welp my fridge feels seen
NimrodXIV: live your dream
coelopteryx: called the heck out
Jennie_Fuchsia: kale is so cute omg
consolecowboy88: that's the cutest drawonh
fcloud: you're delicious (does not apply to kale)
elah806: "You're useful!" hit WAY too hard
DeM0nFiRe: That is the most adorable bag of salad I have ever seen
34Witches: lettuce all be thankful for this amazing invention
consolecowboy88: drawing*
Favre_Studios: I don't see that, I eat my salads
Abelzumi: All I want to do, is see you turn into, a bag of salad, A BAG OF SALAD -
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like a lot of these ideas are not marketable products
TheMerricat: Do I realize that I've been torn into shreds?
JadedCynic: just the thing to start a compost heap?
lirazel64: Big fridge mood.
Lysander_Gustav: yas
GhostValv: :)
MyBuddySuperfly: omg
dyvion: HA!
diamondmx: I can't believe you've done this
amative1: GDI
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
Nymo: *groan*
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
laikagoat: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
JadedCynic: whale plaid
electra310: Nice
Lysander_Gustav: mood
tastymcnuggett: All dressed up? Eh Paul? pretty good one.
neisan2112: Woooow
DoodlestheGreat: FailFish
consolecowboy88: hahha
InkyGhoast: goddammit
BartholemewTheKitten: Must you?
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
UnnnaturalD20: lrrWOW
fastlane250: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Snowcookies: ugh
Sheikun07: lrrDARK
NewtyNewts: That turn
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Kathleen
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
fcloud: yes!
serialtram: lrrWOW
neisan2112: lrrWOW lrrWOW
malc: 2021 feelings
Favre_Studios: KATHLEEN
Davlenagain: lol
RealGamerCow: tiltyhPLS
Juliamon: Maybe contaminated, slowly liquefying
CaffeinatedLemur: doodNoThx doodNoThx
jonasjonIV: i feel that
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown
iSmartMan1: Mood
JadedCynic: DAT SLOGAN THO - it me
ennui_on_me: lettuce not mince words here
Dmc3628: I'm Not Ok(ale) I promise
Aarek: lrrWOW
Favre_Studios: lrrWOW lrrWOW
dougma: lrrWOW
gsyhiap: oak ale? HSCheers
Luxatos: Beej is racist against greens?
sheer_falacy: I can't be friends with salad, I'd have to give up eating plants
consolecowboy88: Oat Kale
JadedCynic: yay
diamondmx: Beej, that's not how you announce you're racist on twitch. That's why you'll never be a top streamer.
mowdownjoe: I wish I had 2 votew
LPS_97: The Green Giant would like to have a word with you Beej
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Despoiler98: HOLES?!?!?!?!?!
A_Dub888: !holess
mowdownjoe: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
sheer_falacy: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
Nigouki: Vote Spider, Vote Comfort
GredGredmansson: GO lrrSERGE
JarofGoats: breyaTreasure breyaTreasure breyaTreasure
RandomTrivia: Wow, these are VERY strong as always
Dmc3628: did someone say HOLES
malc: !findquote holes
LRRbot: Quote #706: "I like holes." —Beej [2015-09-21]
Nymo: this is tough
Lysander_Gustav: I'd vote for Arachna-snuggy
rogerivany: I miss holes.
MegaDosX: Adam's ears perked up somewhere
SilentOptimist: more often these days
electra310: Hard choices!
Blade_Tiger: Can we the audience un-vote for the spider thing
NarishmaReborn: Cori saved that to get the chat votes
Writer_Raven: Do you ever just think about holes?
LinearGif: Oh, it's still a chair again
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sheer_falacy: I voted for spiders
grimshade: so many good ones
lithopseffect: !findquote holes
LRRbot: Quote #1321: "The rights have been abandoned. In a hole." —Graham [2015-12-21]
sheer_falacy: Spiders are our friends!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like how concerned the dog is about talking
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so Ian ust made the thing from Up?
fcloud: okale is the frickin cutest
sheer_falacy: Our close and personal and apparently intimate friends
dougma: Even if I made that much money I would not spend it on a peleton.
LordZarano: Audience only gets to pick one, so difficult
JadedCynic: y'all are too tech-savvy to trust the IOT
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TheWooglie: Ian would "fix" it
nyperold: Now, a PLUSH large spider to hold me...
dragonbretheren: jlrrPit
KodeMage: How much power you own nelly?
JadedCynic: even Ian, he'd just HACK the IOT :D
bjgames21: does it notify them for follows?
Arclight_Dynamo: "I keep my Peloton in a Faraday cage."
ArcOfTheConclave: 1.2k?!
JadedCynic: crossing chat's fingers
CrazyZonie: Aren't Peletons 33blues worth 4/3?
Lysander_Gustav: yay
fcloud: cori is here for it
niccus: it's a popular gift
A_Dub888: yay?
Nymo: LOL
34Witches: <3
serialtram: oof
KodeMage: oof
LinearGif: big thunderblanket railroad
KodeMage: fsir
TheMerricat: Ian owns a Peloton, but it's been dismantled to make parts for his Racing Rig and replacements for his Sunbeam Toaster. :P
JadedCynic: too real
sheer_falacy: spiders more popular than Amazon
BartholemewTheKitten: Quantum religon has both failed and succeeded
fcloud: anything with hugs is gonna be appealing in these times
Lysander_Gustav: aw
Nymo: aw
JadedCynic: lrrAWW
MrPhlip: audience is easy to pander to
klooswep: Glad to see Wheeler's lap is well funded
tdapenguin: aw, ok(kale) failed, i was rooting for it
sheer_falacy: at least a hole is affordable
MegaDosX: WOW
elah806: A tech startup isn't profitable? Wow, go figure
ArcOfTheConclave: wasn't there an audience twitch extension the last time Lrr did jackbox?
adelius3: beej what
Dog_of_Myth: Chat why??
34Witches: ?!?!
mowdownjoe: Aww... Ian deserved more.
Jennie_Fuchsia: Peloton costs more than a comparable stationary bike with a television that CAN show netflix.
sheer_falacy: they don't see you unless someone turns on your webcam for 15 minutes
TheMerricat: @ArcOfTheConclave they turned it off because it ended up suboptimal
Juliamon: ArcOfTheConclave We're not using it this week, it had some issues
ArcOfTheConclave: thanks
obijam_: almost didnt re3cognize nelly! looking good mate.
JadedCynic: @ArcOfTheConclave it was being kinda glitchy - laggy
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KodeMage: no pressure
Chipton: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:15.
Favre_Studios: lot's of pressure
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Niahlah: WOW
millifer97: I've just come in, have no clue what's going on and I'm loving it lol
GredGredmansson: oh dear
TheWooglie: Milly?
KodeMage: tramp stamp
Arclight_Dynamo: Easy. Facial name tattoo.
GredGredmansson: Hello My Name Is
gsyhiap: LUL Serge
MrPhlip: !addquote (Serge) [now] I chose spiders over this.
LRRbot: New quote #7541: "I chose spiders over this." —Serge [2021-03-24]
dm818: I missed it what was it?
NewtyNewts: Good choice Serge
HalftrackHero: divorce?
DoubleMayCare: (chika chika) Slim Shady
TheWooglie: Google Glass
Tangsm: Legally change your name to "You".
GredGredmansson: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #3655: "Did you spider under the water?!" —Cori [2016-11-23]
TheMerricat: @ArcOfTheConclave just in case, I'm sure you realize it but there is still audience participation if you visit https://jackbox.tv/#DZMT while watching.
sheer_falacy: "My spouse keeps forgetting my name"
elah806: Oh this oughta be good
JadedCynic: improv comedy games - love 'em
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
Lord_Hosk: To be fair, my spouce hasn't met half of you, why would they remember your name?
NikoSpud: One advantage of the cat bringing in a mouse at 1am and waking you up and not being able to get back to sleep. I get to catch crossing the streams live for the first time lrrAWESOME
fcloud: risque!
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tdapenguin: take my amazon monies please. (at least you have worker rights...)
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GredGredmansson: !findquote walk
LRRbot: Quote #1960: "Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
Favre_Studios: !findquote spouse
djalternative: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no, the invention police
sheer_falacy: lrrSIGNAL
DoubleMayCare: You've broken IP law!!!
JadedCynic: @sheer_falacy well <patient_name> that's a common problem as people get older...
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIGNAL
elah806: Listen as we all know when you turn into a dad you immediately have to cycle through the names of every other person in your family, including your pets, before you land on the right one
fcloud: beej stop ordering ambulances to your house
sheer_falacy: I'm so glad that quote is on a nice round number
SamanthaVess: MyBuddySuperfly The Patent Officers
MyrddintheWizard: Welcome @NikoSpud and sorry about the mouse...
LPS_97: We asked for pizza, not police
sheer_falacy: it's so useful because Ian is still Ian
DoubleMayCare: Polizza
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GredGredmansson: apparenlty they already announced party pack 8, but with no other info yet
JadedCynic: @LPS_97 well, remember ♫you can't always get what you want♫
DoubleMayCare: That's a very Molly quote.
djalternative: Group Ghost!
GredGredmansson: !findquote mistake
LRRbot: Quote #3586: "Cherry Ripe was a mistake that should never have existed." —Graham [2016-10-29]
BartholemewTheKitten: The Ur-mistake
sheer_falacy: it's not a mistake, it's just an unhappy accident
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: the platonic idea of mistake
goatprince: beej is playing to have fun and make friends.
GredGredmansson: BOP
LPS_97: @JadedCynic but what if I try sometime?
Favre_Studios: !clip
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HalftrackHero: jackbops
Astra7525: Jackbox Party-Bops
JadedCynic: @LPS_97 you just might find....
LPS_97: what I need
JadedCynic: (anyone wanna finish it?)
Songar87: Wow Nelson. Nice haircut! I legit couldn't tell it was you from the small Twitch preview...
sheer_falacy: you might just find what someone else needs, then you can trade it to them!
NewtyNewts: Let's go presenters!
JadedCynic: @sheer_falacy SeemsGood
djalternative: I expect party pack 8 news on april 1/2
Arclight_Dynamo: Borat voice: "My spouse."
Despoiler98: how dare you ian
Favre_Studios: @JadedCynic poop
Jensling: <Borat voice> "My spouse"
consolecowboy88: hahah
NewtyNewts: Mai Spause!
LarkSachrosis: Long term.
TheMerricat: Ian.... Run.
RandomTrivia: LUL
coachNelly: thanks @Songar87 and erryone else who said something nice <3
NimrodXIV: Jensling beat me to it! :D
Showsni: Do you tattoo it on your body, or on your spouse?
consolecowboy88: Ya beat me to ot NEws
sheer_falacy: every time they forget you add another tattoo
MadWolf1290: soooo... Ian...
ArgentumFlare: Oh god
consolecowboy88: newts*
Blade_Tiger: Memento Cori, if you will
WearingCats_CwC: Doesn't Ian forget peoples names on a regular basis?
ArgentumFlare: I see the punchline
LPS_97: Is that an arm?
klooswep: Don't believe her lies
MegaDosX: Ian's eyeing distances to the exits
kusinohki: my arm is named cori!
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ladylinzington: Borat voice: my partner
Despoiler98: LOL
Nymo: LUL
gsyhiap: LUL lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: That feels like something that should already be in !advice
Scarbble: Blade_Tiger very nicely done
ArgentumFlare: Momento-Cori
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Cimurph: Careful Ian
LadyLockwood92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
LadyLockwood92: Huh, I wonder what this button does...
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thymato: yay jack
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sheer_falacy: "This tattoo is a lie"
LinearGif: Skin Memory, patent pending
Songar87: lrrCORI lrrHEART
Driosenth: can't cform memories knows what a beej iss
jonasjonIV: momento cori
JadedCynic: so the LRR crew has become a chris nolan movie? I'm down with this
DoubleMayCare: Memento-Cori is a god-tier put
hi_im_emily: memento cori!
RandomTrivia: IAN
DoubleMayCare: pun*
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheMerricat: Ian....
nyperold: Or Ondore's lies, for that matter.
RandomTrivia: !quote 1700
LRRbot: Quote #1700: "I should stop lying." —Beej [2016-02-01]
Snowcookies: true
MegaDosX: Well, at least Graham's safe
Dmc3628: HAH
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gsyhiap: Yep, that scans
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
malc: hahaha
Haroldholmes25: uhhhh
JadedCynic: grounds for "irreconcilable differences"
GamerZero: Lol
SpookySpaghooti: Graham is so safe on this one
epsilondelphine: lrrWOW
laikagoat: lrrWOW
Dmc3628: sign my prenup
coachNelly: say my name or this ass is off limits
Snowcookies: !clip
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TealVelvet07: not eating that anymore LUL
Hawkfrost000: KATHLEEEN
LPS_97: Should be reversed
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
DoubleMayCare: Eat my ass or fuck off!
SpookySpaghooti: EAT MY ASS
MyBuddySuperfly: Well, I needed that one year ago
Abelzumi: can we add "stop eating my ass" to beej quotes
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
djalternative: I'm sure that's an actual number
TezzeretTinkerer: Lmfao
klooswep: he has an arachno-snuggie hat
Alephred: 1-800-EAT-ASSS
TheWooglie: it's only three letters
Cimurph: TOS?
Solid_Fuel: did they all get the same?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
lithopseffect: !findquote eat ass
LRRbot: Quote #2671: "PLEASE... PLEASE eat the WIDEST part of my ass..." —Graham [2016-06-01]
Despoiler98: LOL
electra310: Ahahahaaha
SpookySpaghooti: I love how Ian always puts on an accent
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gsyhiap: LUL
laikagoat: zoeyLOL zoeyLOL
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
WearingCats_CwC: Coriande?
serialtram: "Coriande"
CaptainSpam: YOINK
iris_of_ether: :D
Jensling: LUL
Snowcookies: omg
Sarah_Serinde: Solid_Fuel Yes, in this round everyone answers the same prompt
sheer_falacy: we need to combine these two plans
NewtyNewts: Coriande.
ANeMzero: Dave Jr
Nymo: uh oh
Carsonogenics_: dave jr then
neisan2112: Oh he knows
GamerZero: Lol
DoubleMayCare: Wow, this is spousal awareness
sheer_falacy: Ian gets a lot of Tattoos saying her name is Ian but it's Dave now!
Boon_33: oo
JadedCynic: See, I got married on my birthday, so now I can never forget my wedding anniversary B)
NimrodXIV: yikes
MyBuddySuperfly: Jo!!
MegaDosX: Last round he apologised for spiders
LadyLockwood92: Dave 2: Dave Harder
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fireowl98: 1 year. That's 12 times as good as 1 month
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electra310: Okay, the really creepy thing is that my real name is Cori and my father is David.
MegaDosX: What is he apologising for this time?
gonvillebromhead: That's...an obscure reference
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
SnowBuddy18: @JadedCynic sounds like a win win
RandomTrivia: Serge is the Ting Tings? LUL
electra310: Cori and I may actually be the same person
Alas_Babylon: Hey Steve Dave
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Nymo: Roll play
GlorySeer: With a Beejdrop, anyone can be Beej
MyBuddySuperfly: nonononono
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait...
nyperold: EY STEVE!
JadedCynic: @MegaDosX the awkwardness of his presentation to come?
LPS_97: um
DoubleMayCare: That's not my name :clapclap:
34Witches: The names lmao
consolecowboy88: Hi IEve
Alas_Babylon: uuuuuUUUUUUUH
Lord_Hosk: ohhh nooo
Nymo: LUL
klooswep: "roll"play
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
amative1: rollplay?
mawisms: wait ROLL play!?
Veraphage: *beej drop*
consolecowboy88: haw
spethycakes: Oh Serge
hi_im_emily: serge what
LPS_97: yay
Arclight_Dynamo: Hahaha!
Haroldholmes25: oh no
azninsect: UH
gsyhiap: ohhh nooo
serialtram: oh no
sheer_falacy: you have murdered Kathleen
Astra7525: bwahah...
GlorySeer: Oh no
sheer_falacy: she's gone
bv310: O_O
MyBuddySuperfly: WOW
HalftrackHero: !adult
Snowcookies: Serge no
Nymo: oh geez
watshisname08: oh god
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: SO SMART HahaThink
iris_of_ether: O_O
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
GamerZero: Lol
hi_im_emily: SERGE NO
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME
sendatou: hahaha
laikagoat: wowww
serialtram: oh no oh no oh no
Rhynerd: This is a weird side of Serge tonight.
Songar87: lrrWOW
MadWolf1290: GREAT tagline
malc: RIP Kathleen
MyBuddySuperfly: that's awesome, Serge!
RandomTrivia: Amazing
NimrodXIV: Serge no
NonUniqueGuy: Where is the rolling?
fcloud: ssshh yap
coachNelly: serge is makin lemonade up in herrr
KaleidoscopeMind: Serge No
azninsect: this is pretty smart actually LUL
rangerboy87: winner
Dmc3628: Clap
Snowcookies: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
shurtal: Wooooooow
SamanthaVess: Serge yes!
DarthRagnar815: Both gabyLewd & gabyLul
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: yes and
Tripleyew: well done, Serge
Davlenagain: well done serge
lithopseffect: serge is a treasure
Carsonogenics_: kathleen is *gone*
Favre_Studios: !clip
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TamesLovesGames: LUL
Jensling: The rule of "Yes and"
Tangsm: Serge yes!
kusinohki: *slow clap*
ArcOfTheConclave: Improve! yes and
Nymo: omg
ANeMzero: the canon for New Years Steve is getting real niche
GlorySeer: Serge in character as Beej.
GhostValv: :O
mawisms: all new meaning for beej drop
Nigouki: amazing
MAPBoardgames: Ramerz! Get the lube!
DoubleMayCare: Obviously he's doing eyes Wide Shut
NarishmaReborn: Can we BOTH be Donatello this time?
MegaDosX: lmao Wheeler just killed Beej with that one
Evochron13: why did that work so well... damn it serge
hi_im_emily: serge going pg-13 tonight
JadedCynic: Seerge? You made it weird, and yet it still worked - Bravo!
fcloud: we can end it now, serge gets my vote
Gledster: https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyWiseClipzTwitchRaid-Sp7efIu6T87G7k3f - I clipped Serge admitting he made a tremendous mistake. :)
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks.
LRRbot: New quote #7542: "Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks." —Wheeler [2021-03-24]
klooswep: Ben 2
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Tangsm: Legal loophole.
MyBuddySuperfly: that's... ilegal?
diamondmx: Yeah, this seems like a good idea.
Pteraspidomorphi: Or will they
hackingderps: clonecesterbation escapes into the wild
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Field94: Wheeler and Wheelest?
Snowcookies: oof
LPS_97: Ben squared
Veraphage: I'll forget my *own* name
lithopseffect: 2Ben 2 Furious
Scarbble: wheeler 2: wheelest
GlorySeer: Loving yourself is important.
Blasteg: bold assumption, that
epsilondelphine: @hi_im_emily i knew it, i absolutely knew it,
Dmc3628: ah so the Crash N Tropy solution
kusinohki: but you'll keep asking "which one is the clone again?"
Evochron13: I feel like the tagline for that hsould have just been "Loving myself: it's just masturbation"
amative1: Wow, a lot of people seem to be having this problem!
Writer_Raven: omfg the nameplates
sheer_falacy: Twitch would not allow me to name the clip sexy roleplay
JadedCynic: Wheeler^2: Two Hot Squares
malc: yikes
RandomTrivia: Oof
Nymo: wow
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: Oh no
gsyhiap: Oof Molly
MyBuddySuperfly: OOF
Snowcookies: eternal screaming
CaffeinatedLemur: oohhhhhhhhh
RandomTrivia: OH NO
amative1: Brenda Lewis
hi_im_emily: that bottom right nameplate should read Coriande
sheer_falacy: ah, the marriage dakimakura
JadedCynic: wait, your name is BRENDA? OH SHI-
MyBuddySuperfly: Paul!
DeM0nFiRe: Lmao lrrPAUL
redblockpowered: BRENDA
MegaDosX: Oh my god Paul
JadedCynic: now I feel awkard...
laikagoat: @korvys well done
RandomTrivia: Paul you hero
TheWooglie: Paul
DeM0nFiRe: Paul was way too fast on that LUL
Favre_Studios: Paul@
Scarbble: well done paul
LPS_97: I thought it would be a body made of your name
MyBuddySuperfly: Brenda Lewis
sheer_falacy: @korvys That's amazing!
MoaiGangsta: nice touch Paul lmao
SpookySpaghooti: Wait what did Paul do?
mowdownjoe: PAUL
RandomTrivia: Praise be unto the mighty wizard lrrPAUL
bv310: My wife is also named Bort
epsilondelphine: Great presentation, Dave!
Arclight_Dynamo: Dakimockery!
jibkat: Where did Molly go?
steven_strangle: The name swap is hilarious, praise be unto Paul
GlorySeer: Paul is great
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ThisCatHasSeenGod: Oh... dear
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JadedCynic: @korvys whale plaid
SpookySpaghooti: Oh my god Paul you wizard
epsilondelphine: Sorry, I meant Brenda
nyperold: It's have to be custom.
NimrodXIV: I just noticed Dave
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
hi_im_emily: 96, ceni
MyBuddySuperfly: @SpookySpaghooti Paul changed Molly's name to Brenda
cryomancer20x6: Nelly is lookin' good
sheer_falacy: Everyone is Brenda now
azninsect: haha omg
RandomTrivia: NELSON YES
gsyhiap: LUL
GlorySeer: I didn't even notice what Paul had done. It's wonderful.
azninsect: oh noooooo
Nymo: 🖕
MegaDosX: Holy shit
TealVelvet07: E.T. PHone HOOOME
lithopseffect: boop
consolecowboy88: hahah
rossman3s: rofl
Dmc3628: Simple
Veraphage: um, actually...
suprhero7: Nelson gets it
LPS_97: That's a HUGE middle finger
sheer_falacy: Paul is an artist
steven_strangle: Brenda and Dave are both utterly killing it tonight
fcloud: not to scale
Alas_Babylon: Not Steve, though?
MyBuddySuperfly: @SpookySpaghooti in the UI, I mean
DeM0nFiRe: Oh damn I just noticed Coriander and Dave LUL
DoubleMayCare: lmao
DoubleMayCare: omb
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul lrrSLOTH
LPS_97: oh oh
Dmc3628: forced truth serum
klooswep: !?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
NewtyNewts: Oh no
Nymo: monkaS
JadedCynic: beej with the gaslight
Snowcookies: Beej....
hi_im_emily: truth serum??
twistedlock23: oh NO
Carsonogenics_: heather's gonna prep this for the vod channel and start messing with beej
Evochron13: uh oh
HavenJunde: Beej??
RandomTrivia: OH NO
mowdownjoe: BEEJ...
MyBuddySuperfly: @DeM0nFiRe haven't notice that until now, thanks! :D
sheer_falacy: oh no it's more Memento
JadedCynic: wait....
Despoiler98: OH GOD
LPS_97: UM
djalternative: sodium pentathol
coachNelly: wait this is also memento
suprhero7: PLOT TWIST
Sogheim: no no no no
lithopseffect: this is a rollercoaster
hi_im_emily: oh lord it's way worse
spethycakes: that is NOT where I thought that was going LUL
DiceHoarder: no no no no no
TheMerricat: This is why you don't listen to Beej's lives.
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
azninsect: i cannot
Lord_Hosk: Ummm... Some spouses might "forget" your name on purpose if you keep "giving them the middle finger"
MyBuddySuperfly: Paul IS the best
Dmc3628: we started with memento and we end with memento
sheer_falacy: these are all too good
JadedCynic: Geej Wheeler, you're RIGHT!
saucemaster5000: So... did Beej just watch memento or..
rogerivany: I thought he was going for a Sodium Pentothal joke.
Terr0rc0tta: Serge 100%
rasterscan: I believe in Serge!
RandomTrivia: I can't choose...
Martin_FcG: sexy rollplay
ArdentSlacker: My friend thought it was really important for me to have his EpiPen before he died...
NimrodXIV: "shhh yay"
Nymo: Rolling play
JadedCynic: so many good projects!
hi_im_emily: now watch this round backwards and it'll make more sense
MadWolf1290: OH, "Brenda, Dave, and Coriander"
NoTomToLose: Hey, did anyone ever notice? These folks are really funny
Favre_Studios: serge
gamercat88: sexy ninja turtles
drewm1022: I thought it might be "The Cure for Alzheimers"
electra310: Ian's made me laugh so hard
zuchen_120: That was a tough one.
Favre_Studios: Sexy rollplay
Ranakel: Who's Ian?
GlorySeer: Those were all so good
rogerivany: Serge/Raphael
MyBuddySuperfly: Did they noticed the name changes?
NonUniqueGuy: Easy pick
jdgmoney: Serge killed it
Dmc3628: how can choose
rasterscan: Oh but Brenda's too
rasterscan: Damn
DoubleMayCare: Would you marry your own clone?
JadedCynic: just in general?
Garfman314: serge's "yes and"
GredGredmansson: lrrIAN
RandomTrivia: Everyone wins this round
cryomancer20x6: lol Molly with the Weird Al
NonUniqueGuy: Can you marry your own clone?
Alas_Babylon: @DoubleMayCare God no, I can't stand myself
sasschad: Divorce lawyer eyebrows are a masterpiece!
MegaDosX: I love the pettiness of going to the trouble of inventing actual safe cloning technology, and using it to divorce your spouse and marry your own clone
GredGredmansson: O
Fairgrim: lrrPAUL does good work
sheer_falacy: we need a fight between Brenda and Brendan
steven_strangle: Technically it's masturbation
jibkat: sexy body pillow?
LPS_97: It's clonecest
fcloud: best slogan is "dont get mad, get into character"
Angreed66: of the highest degree
TealVelvet07: is it incest to masturbate? nope
spethycakes: It's a whole new interpretation of getting yourself off?
SilentOptimist: its selfcest
GredGredmansson: It's not incest, its masturbation'
MAPBoardgames: Selfcest I think is the term
SamanthaVess: What if you find your own clone in a jar in the woods?
WearingCats_CwC: I think that counts as masturbation
iSmartMan1: Technically it's selfcest
BrowneePoints: If they're a clone they are technically Twins
Dmc3628: that's definitely a split room prompt
Terr0rc0tta: A clone is outer-cest
hackingderps: it's clonecesterbation. it's been well documented.
azninsect: ooh
DoubleMayCare: cest is right there in the tag
djalternative: @drewm1022 well, it's either that or the other rarer brain disease that literally rots the hippocampus
Nymo: wow
CaptainSpam: BOOM
sheer_falacy: both Mementos fail, that's so sad :(
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
MyBuddySuperfly: I forgot to vote, lol too entertained
azninsect: oh
JadedCynic: good pres, serge
Snowcookies: shame Serge
Songar87: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: We can all forget about memento now
hi_im_emily: 600 off the max
MegaDosX: I think Serge just took the game
Alas_Babylon: That probably stole all the money
Roll_for_Luck: I'm not surprised
SirMorek: Hi Narsissus
Nymo: D:
Creature_Comforts: D:
WearingCats_CwC: I would hate my own clone
Alas_Babylon: FMK your clone, your clone, your clone
JadedCynic: oof!
azninsect: D:
imgpw: Sadge
sheer_falacy: Divorce lawyer a bit too real
MegaDosX: Poor Kathleen :(
34Witches: WOW
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
steven_strangle: 1-2 hurts just a little
laikagoat: fionaVoid
LurkerSpine: Wow, that was my vote
GlorySeer: Aww.
Fairgrim: Serge is a master
Haroldholmes25: serge is vacuuming all the poingts
Decaped: Serge ran away with it!
Dmc3628: Serge will take it
WearingCats_CwC: That guy's an asshole
hackingderps: serge won so hard he bankrupted everyoe
CaptainSpam: Serge just DOMINATED that last one.
electra310: Nice job, Serge!
NoTomToLose: Serge took all the air out of the room :D
Songar87: lrrAWESOME lrrSERGE
rogerivany: Marrying your own clone was a Futurama thing...(if I pg it up a little)
adelius3: have we played split the room. cuz. split the root
Kumakaori: gj! gg Serge
NimrodXIV: Serge with his spiders and roleplay
RandomTrivia: Serge running away with the game
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp
Snowcookies: lol Paul did you change the names?
MrPhlip: Serge: It turns out, the answer is to make inventions you feel you have to apologise for
Alas_Babylon: Remember, Serge was the serious one
cormorants: Middle fingers have not been funded. those of you who recieved prototypes will be asked to return them.
QuietJay: sergeHolyMoly
mawisms: he apologized in advance for curb stomping them
ItemCraftingLive: I was certain Brenda would win
sheer_falacy: Lena and her ex-husband are just going to start doing the sexy roleplay, never mind selling it
consolecowboy88: "Sooory"
twistedlock23: how am I supposed to understand my clone when I can't even understand myself
ANeMzero: wait was that the utah teapot on top of the trophy
Twilight_Spark: That round was of universally high quality. anneLol
LinearGif: it's what my character would do
HavenJunde: what if its in character to be mad?
LPS_97: That's what RPG is all about
LarkSachrosis: Best F(r)iends?
Alas_Babylon: My character is chaotic mad
MAPBoardgames: The new Dice Friends is very good!
DoubleMayCare: Aww, they changed bacak
ItemCraftingLive: Dang, name went back
JadedCynic: Split the Room!
adelius3: split the room
hi_im_emily: split the room
Goorguy: Split
Night_xD: SPLIT
eric_trt: Split the room
mawisms: split the roiom
jdgmoney: split the room
MoaiGangsta: Split the Room
Loadingreadywalk: split the room
Veraphage: str
tehcrashxor: Minecraft
Night_xD: THER
Tangsm: Split the room
amative1: SPLIT
gamercat88: split the room
kusinohki: split the room!
LPS_97: Split the Room
ihorner: MInecraft
DoubleMayCare: Mad Verse City
Night_xD: ROOM
lithopseffect: split the room
LeeshaJoy: fibbage
Alas_Babylon: SPlit the Room, Serge marks out for it
BrowneePoints: Rit the Sploom
SirMorek: Room the split
spethycakes: SPL IT the ROOM
diamondmx: Minecraft
hackingderps: split. the. room!
frank_the_great: Drawful?
steven_strangle: Split the Room?
klooswep: ro/om
Favre_Studios: nameplates back to normaal
sendatou: split
CaptainSpam: Split! The! Room!
dougma: Split THE ROOM!
azninsect: minecraft?
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: split the room
MrPhlip: Civilisation
bv310: Split! Split! Split!
GlorySeer: Serge loves to gush about this game
TotallyNotaBeholder: Minecraft
jibkat: Minecraft?
Aarek: Minecraft?
NonUniqueGuy: Minecraft
MyBuddySuperfly: Tag!
gonvillebromhead: floor hockey
tangokilo421: Civ 6?
Favre_Studios: split the room
Vergotterung: definitely split the room
Nymo: S P L I T
JadedCynic: 100000% nuzlocke
consolecowboy88: E.T. the atari game
twistedlock23: the split room
MegaDosX: hunter2
nyperold: Zeeple Dome
klooswep: RO // OM
LPS_97: We ain't splittin the room, chat!
ThisCatHasSeenGod: Split The Room
saucemaster5000: Snakes and ladders?
Fairgrim: Cities Skylines
Earthenone: !jar
azureHaights: We all got it right, that's not a very good split, Serge Kappa
LurkerSpine: The password is always Dickbutt
hi_im_emily: @gonvillebromhead that's a deep cut
ladylinzington: meowmeow meow meow
Favre_Studios: isn't it dickbutt
neisan2112: I Just remembered this is actually live and I can join the audiance... Even tho I've been typing in chat.
JadedCynic: !password
hi_im_emily: though maybe not deep enough to take off an ear
Martin_FcG: Punch a chunk 8 player
SamanthaVess: @LurkerSpine It's Dickbutt01 now. Much more secure.
NonUniqueGuy: U2 is joining this stream?
Iam9991000: Split | The | Room
LinearGif: thank you for not assuming I'm comfortable
cryomancer20x6: Nelly looks 10 years younger
jonasjonIV: im on couch. much comfort
SpoonfullOfSugar: Whatever amount of comfort exists.
WearingCats_CwC: Serge's password is 5pl1tTe4R00m
JadedCynic: Kathleen, how did you know about my bad chair? And I agree
Diabore: chairs are expensive
Twilight_Spark: I've paid a good deal for my better chair.
sheer_falacy: if your chair sucks, you could always lie down
NewtyNewts: I need a better chair.
MegaDosX: Always spend money on something that goes between you and the ground
Kramburger: I bought an new baby car seat and it's literally just a small gamer chair
blip2004: I'm in a shipping container 5 stories up at YYC and will be here till 4 am
djalternative: on my bed with a heated blanket
Mister_BlueSky: Bad chairs are expensive. Good chairs are ridiculous.
CaptainSpam: Meow.
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak sergeSqeauk sergeFriend
Boon_33: meow
iris_of_ether: Bold of you to assume it's only 8 hours
RandomTrivia: Typing is hard
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: miau
toenolla: I bought my chair remaindered from a Makerspace and it's great
mowdownjoe: meow
twistedlock23: I found a $2000 chair USD the other day lol
neisan2112: I spent like 900 on a bed earlier this year and I don't regret it at all
SnowBuddy18: what if I pick up a used good chair from the side of the road?
azureHaights: Y'know, my last attended JB game had ZETA as a room code
ANeMzero: why get a new chair when you can just get a new butt installed
DoubleMayCare: Neon Genesis Hernia Evangelion
diamondmx: I wish they had more examples in the intro. I've seen this so many times
Mai_Andra: abs
sydnius: Kitty!
JadedCynic: Ian - I got a sit/stand desk for my birthday - inspired by you; with more time standing, my crappy chair is less a problem (it's not even a year old
JadedCynic: I love this
KodeMage: sort by controversial the game
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Ah, this game
Alas_Babylon: It's unique, it doesn't take too long, it sparks great questions, it's wonderful
sheer_falacy: Whether democracy is important or not splits the room in some countries
djalternative: Everyone loves Rod Purling
Tangsm: Every aspect of this game is good. The art, the narrator, the gameplay...
JadedCynic: not the funniest answer, but the hardest to choose options
MAPBoardgames: lol
JadedCynic: <3 Smitty
NewtyNewts: That's new...
PharaohBender27: Reminder, it's possible for CHAT to win this!
mowdownjoe: KITTY
Alas_Babylon: @PharaohBender27 You missed a solid Patently Stupid
neisan2112: I also was watching the first JackBox they did last year and Serge was saying then he didn't know how good he'd be
azninsect: i genuinely thought that was someone else
Blasteg: it's a bit short imo
olwenaufies: more like spit the room amiright?
Fruan: 3? I think 3
Alas_Babylon: @olwenaufies ok u
mowdownjoe: 3
tehcrashxor: 3
LarkSachrosis: 2
Arclight_Dynamo: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
Terr0rc0tta: 3
fastlane250: i didnt know the intro had that voice clip
Sheikun07: 3
NimrodXIV: OhMyDog
NonUniqueGuy: I was thinking 3 too
Niahlah: 3
MAPBoardgames: 3
Favre_Studios: 3
RandomTrivia: 3 is a very strong room splitter
StageMgrRob: don't realy like chat options
lear1987: 3
rangerboy87: 1 or 3
LurkerSpine: I think 3 forces too much into an auto yes
tehcrashxor: 3 lrrSPOT
chrono2x: 2 seems more divisive
Davlenagain: 3
JadedCynic: @fastlane250 it doesn't always
Malkmaven1176: 3
BartholemewTheKitten: 3 wouldn't split
neisan2112: Yeah 3
Arclight_Dynamo: These are bad options.
FroggoPrince: I'm so happy Serge enjoys this game. It's my personal fave, too
Favre_Studios: 2
PharaohBender27: @Alas_Babylon I was around for most of the first round of Patently Stupid
x0den: 1 i feel like 3 leans too much one way
Armyguy0: I 2'ed
RoyceSnover: Ian is really letting his hair grow out
cryomancer20x6: 3 would not split at all, hopefully
StarlitGhost: 1 could split, I don't feel like the others would
twistedlock23: what party pack of jackbox is this?
bubba0077: I also 2'd
JadedCynic: 3 is a windmill slam, don't choose it; same with 1, maybe 2
mowdownjoe: Chat options are not great, no. But 3 is the closest to believable.
CaptainSpam: I remember we won StR last time LRR played.
Angreed66: The less extreme the less extreme the split
azninsect: maybe 2?
LPS_97: They are not that great at splitting
Fairgrim: 3 is too strong
MegaDosX: None of these are great for splitting, I think
ArdentSlacker: I think 1 would be a better splitter in mid-winter.
sheer_falacy: the problem with this game is if you're too good then you fail
MrPhlip: I feel like this question prompt has enough people that would say "no" no matter the fill-in-the-blank, that it's worth going for the fill-in that pushes the hardest to "yes". 3.
Nymo: The game very much depends on who you play with
neisan2112: Ah, yeah it probably wont split, but how many people have fuzzys
JadedCynic: tehre's the challenge
bowsin_durrows: I don't think everyone has a 3, though.
LinearGif: it's a game for medium people
sheer_falacy: which is a shame when you're amazing improv comedians forced to restrain youreslves
NewtyNewts: You gotta be equally bad as the answer, it's why I don't do well when I play this game
rangerboy87: 3 is a yes and not a split
BrowneePoints: Skit idea "Race ya to the bottom" *throw dummies down the stairs. "Why the hell did we even do that?"
sheer_falacy: it's basically the Handicapper General for humor
Bratmon: "This is my favorite game... you can't be too funny." -Serge
JadedCynic: @MrPhlip I disagree
RandomTrivia: LUL
cryomancer20x6: lol
Dmc3628: time to COMBO
Arclight_Dynamo: No, because I never would?
SnackPak_: medium yikes
fcloud: heaven
FacelessManAboutTown: Why is jackbox so creepy tonight?
klooswep: No more nude MTG tournaments I guess...
sheer_falacy: ooh, that is so perfect for this group
adelius3: i mean its not played that much
Favre_Studios: yes
chrono2x: co-workers replaced with LRR
RandomTrivia: SERGE NO
Alas_Babylon: Kiki-Jiki, Privacy Breaker
JadedCynic: okay, given the magicmagicmagic stuff, that shanges things
GredGredmansson: speaking of which he's in the top 4 of the MTG Best Legendary Tournament
SilentOptimist: that's a no always
RandomTrivia: CORI ALSO NO
GlorySeer: Even playing Magic, how often do you actually hear Kiki-Jiki?
TheMerricat: "In the office"?
MAPBoardgames: You've SEEN naked Beej at the moonbase.
sheer_falacy: !card kiki-jiki, mirror
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
elah806: You don't have to picture that Serge
DoubleMayCare: Just never invite Ben to Commander again.
rogerivany: Good thing Splinter Twin was banned
LPS_97: what do you mean "In the office"? How about anywhere else?!
GredGredmansson: Kiki Jiki, Elesh Norn, Gitrog Monster, and Emrakul
NimrodXIV: I no longer have an office
GamerZero: Everyone says Kiki Jiki
klooswep: Not only can Kiki-Jiki make you visible, she can also clone you so now there's two naked people here
SilentOptimist: major deja vu
Kramburger: Shopping center trolly returns is an insight into ethics, spying on people is just creepy
GredGredmansson: wait Kiki Jiki is a she?
NewtyNewts: I wouldn't see my coworkers these days anyway
DoubleMayCare: but would you marry your Kiki-Jiki token copy?
GredGredmansson: huh, TIL
Favre_Studios: only the non-magic people said yes
MegaDosX: I mean, no-one's ever going to say Kiki-Jiki at my office, so I'd be safe if I wanted to do that >_>
hackingderps: "just to shake the nudes out of the trees"
niccus: oh no
Despoiler98: oh god no
sheer_falacy: Never
Lizardman175: I can't fake laugh anyway
Twilight_Spark: That's a good split.
Diabore: only one chair leg?
drshellbell: That is just MEAN
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: if you do enough times it averages out across all legs, right?
tehfewl: yes, but im going to hate it
LinearGif: If I laugh now, I always have to laugh
GredGredmansson: is it always the same leg?
NonUniqueGuy: Is it a horse joke?
LPS_97: I'd just quit
GamesAndInk: Is he telling a horse joke?
RealGamerCow: a millimeter is really small
neisan2112: Naw, f em
Fairgrim: My chairs have wheels so its all fine
Dmc3628: a MM is tiny
Dog_of_Myth: Always get a new chair
Kumakaori: brilliant answer.
Favre_Studios: It's a horse joke.
JadedCynic: to be fair, you can buy shims to prop up the short legs :D
bv310: Is it the same leg every time or a surprise?
TheMerricat: I can always get a new job. :P
HatsWearCats: So they're only up to the first guitar lessons of the horse joke?
SilentOptimist: i laugh for real!
MegaDosX: If it's your work chair, and it ends up busted, just get work to get you another chair
LurkerSpine: Nah, unfunny bosses that keep trying are usually fuckwads that you hate
meisbored: these days you can blame the internet connection anyway
LPS_97: Unless they got those desks that lifts up
Arclight_Dynamo: Fake laugh for times, and hope they line up to the same chair on different legs. Kappa
Angreed66: A better fill would be a bad thing goes missing
Sogheim: get a chair without legs
NavelWarfare: I'm weird and actually find comfort in rocking uneven chairs back and forth
DoubleMayCare: Laugh so hard you fall out of your chair
Goorguy: If you laughed enough would it correct itself
Arclight_Dynamo: *four, even
azureHaights: They don't know how to tell a joke? Yes. Inappropriate joke? ALl hells of no
LarkSachrosis: Does it work one leg at a time, or does it distribute it evenly?
NimrodXIV: a milometer isn't much
RandomTrivia: Nice one
MegaDosX: That was a pretty solid split there
LinearGif: "That was funny"
KartoffelKaiser: "good joke streamer :) "
magical_writer: Good joke streamer
neisan2112: Wait, isn't our question just Psyco-Pass??
Mister_BlueSky: Funny joke co-worker.
Tangsm: Just repeat the punchline and say "That's funny."
JadedCynic: they make footers for furniture legs - adjustable ones, even
Bearudite: the secret to this is standup comedy
Call_me_Kaye: "Oh that's really funny" said as deadpan as possible
sheer_falacy: No?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Twilight_Spark: WHOA
azninsect: WOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: wth?
Nymo: wow
GlorySeer: I don't laugh a ton anyways.
MyBuddySuperfly: RUDE
epsilondelphine: WHOA
LarkSachrosis: "That's very promising, keep working on your tight five."
InkyGhoast: what
serialtram: lrrWOW
TealVelvet07: HELL YES
Diabore: yes, rude little shit
GhostValv: that escalated quickly
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
grometty: lrrWOW
Dmc3628: this rabbit getting PUNTED
Alas_Babylon: And then we went into the stratosphere
Goorguy: That rabbits a dick!
serialtram: yes
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
MAPBoardgames: FBtouchdown
twistedlock23: Fuck the rabbit!
Calaban161: I will Kick that Rabit
Serifina: Rabbits are evil.
LeeshaJoy: I mean, for rabbits that could be a compliment!
x0den: windmill yes
GredGredmansson: dude, you don't even KNOW me
tehfewl: the bar is pretty low
Tangsm: You don't know that rabbit's culture. That could be a kindness.
bowsin_durrows: I think it distributes randomly out of all legs among all chairs in your house.
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TheMerricat: Fuckpile or fuckable?
bubba0077: no, mostly because I would never catch it
NonUniqueGuy: I swear I just saw this question on another stream
hackingderps: rabbit stew for dinner
GlorySeer: I mean, does the rabbit mean it as a compliment?
sheer_falacy: Among other things, good luck kicking a rabbit, they're fast and nervous
Angreed66: I like rabbits more than people so...
fcloud: i am going on record saying this is kathleen
NikoSpud: brionySad brionyAhh
CaptainSpam: No, no, they're asking if you want to throw down a boombox and start up your breakdancing routine. KICK IT!
Sage0fMadness: For rabbits that might be a complimetn
JadedCynic: they're STILL a rabbit, how am I going to CATCH a rabbit - I have arthritis
neisan2112: I mean Rabbit is pretty tasty sooooo
Favre_Studios: fuck the rabbit, but just run away
LPS_97: Time to put on my football shoes
bullseye3265: i'd punt that f'er
MyBuddySuperfly: what even are animals
Earthenone: maybe it wants you to steppe
NimrodXIV: My last rabbit definitely knew some swears. Also NO
IgnisDeus: This is implying that you can catch a rabbit on foot
coachNelly: this game is heatin up
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown
GlorySeer: That's the rabbit's kink
klooswep: Kicking a rabbit is less a question of "would you" and more a question of "could you"
GamerZero: Kick it like a field goal lol
DoubleMayCare: Obviously they think you're thirty rabbits in a human suit
Joalni: It's not an insult, it's a threat.
MegaDosX: That was ominous Wheeler
sheer_falacy: Benjamin will remember this.
millifer97: it's a rabbit, kick it and take its foot for good luck lol
cormorants: The answer i've seen that got 100% yeses was "cop"
34Witches: kicking it seems *wildly* disproportionate
cryomancer20x6: Be evil. Kick it to incapacitate it and make sooo much money
JadedCynic: kick? screw that - I SHOOT that sucker and make hassenfeffer
neisan2112: Man
TheMerricat: Remember chat, if the rabbits know you can hear them, you might end up with a Rick and Morty scenario.
Xan_The_Quiet: given how many rabbits huuman's have killed an eaten, I think thye've got the right to call me that
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
neisan2112: F the rabbit
twistedlock23: @Joalni oh no
GredGredmansson: now if it was a PIGEON...
mawisms: it was either the rabbit ot you, so
frank_the_great: Are bones rocks?
ArdentSlacker: I just don't think I could catch UP to a rabbit to kick it.
Dmc3628: ah so black mirror
PharaohBender27: :O
DoubleMayCare: This is just NFTs--yeah Beej
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
Lord_Hosk: yep
JadedCynic: IN A SECOND
sheer_falacy: I could use this money for anything
StarlitGhost: absolutely
GredGredmansson: Is it copied or do I lose it?
GlorySeer: Windmill slam yes
Dog_of_Myth: YEP
fcloud: more of a punt than a kick. going for distance
NimrodXIV: I have no child
Kreiseler: do I keep the memory or is it wiped?
SnowBuddy18: windmill slam yes
MegaDosX: I feel like this is a windmill slam
bowsin_durrows: Do I lose the memory?
mowdownjoe: It is Brats!
Diabore: @Xan_The_Quiet but i havent killed rabbits and this one isnt dead, it has no reason tio insult me
JadedCynic: I can always make NEW memories
LPS_97: A Fatrarri
LeeshaJoy: Last "remaining" memory, does that mean you lose that memory if you sell it?
Nymo: memory NFT
RomanGoro: !fart
LRRbot: Get out and walk, Donald!
JadedCynic: @bowsin_durrows yes
SilentOptimist: do i get rid of the memory
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: you may need multiple farts for that car
neisan2112: I don't have a child so give it to me
mowdownjoe: Autocorrect pls
MAPBoardgames: How do you Gas up a Fartarri?
Dr_fragenstien: i hate that I assume it would automatically be a weird sex thing
Angreed66: Memories can be endlessly duped
JadedCynic: agreed, wheeler
GlorySeer: There are very few memories I would say no to this for.
bubba0077: this must be the Star Trek school of downloading, where it deletes the original
SilentOptimist: that's daily
sheer_falacy: Honestly I think I'm better off without this memory
34Witches: Do I lose the memory, or do they just get a copy?
DoubleMayCare: Well then if somebody accuses you of farting you'll deny it
Tangsm: But you don't lose the memory either, do you?
azureHaights: @MAPBoardgames With biodiesel.
Banrael: cheer200
GredGredmansson: Is this like a Shrek 4 thing, where erasing that memory erases all memories after the fact
sheer_falacy: How much would I pay to have this memory removed?
GlorySeer: I barely remember things as it is.
dougma: 100K? think again!, Son's tuition is $56K a YEAR
RandomTrivia: WOAH
MrPhlip: 95%
MegaDosX: Sorry Nelson
Favre_Studios: 100,000 dollars buys a lot of grain
JadedCynic: first time I saw my fave movie? Now I get to experience it again for the first time :D
FacelessManAboutTown: You can't recreate the memory, it's based on blockchain somehow
NimrodXIV: we are pro fart
Nymo: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Twilight_Spark: Savage.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
serialtram: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
SeismicLawns: no fart shame
MyBuddySuperfly: clip, pls
laikagoat: zoeyLOL zoeyLOL
GredGredmansson: that was a bad prompt
GhostValv: :)
azninsect: LUL
GlorySeer: That was a really rough prompt, Nelly.
TheAinMAP: Oh.
Snowcookies: oof
control_rig: Wooooow
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
malc: ouch.
jonasjonIV: wrecked
sheer_falacy: Now that should be a quote
Ryenji: D:
millifer97: I need to know why the rich person wants that specific memory
Snowcookies: !clip
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Bluedevyl: clip!
NonUniqueGuy: Ouch
Alas_Babylon: hooooooly mooooooooooly
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
neisan2112: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: clip that LUL
lyropithic: Kathleen from the top rope!
niccus: open palm slam yes
GredGredmansson: the question is more, CAN I do it
fcloud: best joke of the night right there
TotallyNotaBeholder: Pre or Post breakdown?
Pteraspidomorphi: Hmmm doors are expensive
JadedCynic: Kathleen, stop the bus, nelly's already dead! :D
StarlitGhost: sure why not
frank_the_great: Free Britney
KodeMage: could you be more specific?
Dr_fragenstien: i like this one, I just sighed
Favre_Studios: No spoilers
Lord_Hosk: Im pretty bad at carving... no one would know
SilentOptimist: i'll give it my best try
Harmonious_Charisma: Doesn't say how large it has to be
Davlenagain: thats a clip
KartoffelKaiser: jokes on this ghost, if it's not going to spoil video games I don't care Kappa
Angreed66: I for one don't mind spoilers
DoubleMayCare: Free Britney to a Good Home
neisan2112: I mean, sure.
34Witches: I looked away for a second - what did I just miss?
sheer_falacy: I don't think I could carve a realistic face
tangokilo421: Is this the payback for Nelson dumpstering G on TTC?
KodeMage: gost better be paying rent if he staying in my house
Alas_Babylon: Cerebrittney
rogerivany: People just won't Leave Britney Alone.
NimrodXIV: I don't mind spoilers :p
Arclight_Dynamo: My door is made of steel, so...
neisan2112: Don't wan't people at my house anyways
LPS_97: Make that your door bell sound
WearingCats_CwC: Does the ghost come back if I sand Britney off the door afterwards?
GlorySeer: Wait, you people don't have cerebritney on your doors already?
azninsect: thats not very Lucky
34Witches: Can I carve it on the inside?
GlorySeer: Weird
GhostValv: D:
JadedCynic: Well, I have no artistic talent so the ghost couldn't tell...
control_rig: Nelly!
Alas_Babylon: My favorite cartoon was spoiled in its entirety before I watched it
kusinohki: can I carve the face then replace the door?
NewtyNewts: Good pun there Serge.
Alas_Babylon: Still loved the hell out of it
consolecowboy88: Make sure it's a picture of britney spears from that british halloween special where she had a tarantula on her shoulder
LPS_97: Memes
MegaDosX: You're going to summon Chris Crocker at this rate
neisan2112: Tho I would love to hang out with a ghost
TheAwkes: Where should we leave your delivery? Under Britany's face.
GredGredmansson: @Alas_Babylon its a unique experience
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm out
PharaohBender27: Dangit, @MAPBoardgames beat me to it! :D https://clips.twitch.tv/BlushingProudDaikonUncleNox-o0fH_1aHnzuvdbsx
Nymo: LOL
TotallyNotaBeholder: oh wait, I'm already out
azninsect: probably?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: tbf carving ANYONES face in your door would be kinda creepy
circusofkirkus: AHAHAHA
MegaDosX: The selfie alone is a dealbreaker for me >_>
SpookySpaghooti: WOW
Sogheim: oh dang you got me
GredGredmansson: I am not doxxing myself
SpookySpaghooti: The Twitter disease
Arclight_Dynamo: A good excuse to drop Twitter? Pffft, see ya.
electra310: It's Tumblr, so I do that anyway
azninsect: just post with broken iPhone Taptic motors
LinearGif: Posting monthly, dealbreaker
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't use social media
azureHaights: You had (well, lost) me at "now costs 4.99"
amative1: I'll just give up Social Media
mowdownjoe: I mean, I could detox
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We're free? We can be free from socail media?
serialtram: this is what i need to get me off social media
TealVelvet07: i can deleted after posting
LurkerSpine: No, they should pay me more
Tripleyew: well sure: I wouldn't have to clean up behind me
bosku: My price is low
GlorySeer: Do I get a cut of the money?
NimrodXIV: the bots that follow me would love that
cuttlefishman: Do we get a vibrator?
JadedCynic: Ya know? I think paul has this right...
twistedlock23: bruh I do that already
neisan2112: Yes, I don't use facebook so no family would see it
kusinohki: I don't understand using social media for free in the first place...
circusofkirkus: that means my selfie is going viral
Tangsm: But the payoff is that I have to exist on social media?
frank_the_great: I just don't want to post a selfie
bv310: Do we get free room lights and vibrators?
cryomancer20x6: Does UseNet count as social media?
lear1987: I'm a cheapskate, yes
GredGredmansson: This already sounds like a Dave's Spokesman sketch
sheer_falacy: Sponsorship should include free samples
fcloud: i love the combination of room lights and vibrators
SilentOptimist: i can give up tumblr
GredGredmansson: "Dave's Awesome Room Lights and Vibrators"
Dvy1: thats some interesting bounds :P
Calaban161: I don't really use social media though
SnowBuddy18: it's still a selfie if I turn all the lights off first
tezzatipoca: My friend worked at a sex store and always said "I'm saving the world one orgasm at a time"
ANeMzero: I mean the downside to a $5 subscription is that they'll be even less likely to remove nazis that draw people to their site
millifer97: oh hell yeah, think of all the money you'll make off the room lights and vibrators
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW Beej.
control_rig: Oh jeezus
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW lrrBEEEJ
electra310: ohno
NimrodXIV: WAT
GredGredmansson: i've seen trailers for this movie before
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
neisan2112: Oh
twistedlock23: hahahahahaha
sheer_falacy: I think honesty is the best policy
Dmc3628: is tehre EVEN such a thing K bop
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: does it ever stop tho
LinearGif: Throw the damn speaker in the traysh
MegaDosX: Oh that's a tough one
NewtyNewts: I hope it doesn't.
chrono2x: unplug the thing
azninsect: Cori with the correct play
GlorySeer: No, I sell the smart speaker.
Graham_LRR: “There’s some chores in this house...”
RandomTrivia: CORI NO
MAPBoardgames: I think it's a great excuse to give up social media
sheer_falacy: Just tell your romantic partner about the issue
Mistborn83: Unplug?
Xan_The_Quiet: no smart speaker is worht any of this. to the garbage heap!
Sogheim: I already heard the devil went down to WAP so how bad could this be?
Wormsbane: it is a thing
Alas_Babylon: Wet... Actual... Playstations?
SnowBuddy18: hold up, why not just return that smart speaker as defective?
MadWolf1290: i'm morbidly currious to hear it
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: speaker has made a poor life choice
LurkerSpine: I appreciate y'all calling it WAAP
control_rig: That's how you end up on A List
spethycakes: I mean, role playing?
ThreeStrikes_: "Well, Actually, Papa"
HavenJunde: i'm aromantic so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ThankYouUro: Jokes on you, i'm not kissing anyone!
Alas_Babylon: What the hell would it stand for?
twistedlock23: I would play the Kidz Bop version of WAP for free!
LurkerSpine: instead of Cardi B's pronunciation
klooswep: They made a cover of Hotline Bling, so... maybe?
meisbored: @Graham_LRR A++
TealVelvet07: ah fuck missclick
WearingCats_CwC: Sounds like Alexa's getting dumpstered
DoubleMayCare: No is get WAP
hackingderps: unplug the speaker?
Bainatolie: waffles and pancakes!
PhoenixMelior: Kidzbop wap is hilarious
KartoffelKaiser: I feel like the smart speaker would be smart enough to not fall for this obvious ploy
DoubleMayCare: Yes is lose date
fcloud: yes, no to keep smoochin
ArgentumFlare: IAN
azureHaights: Answer no, yeet that speaker
Angreed66: Explainations solve problems
MegaDosX: Ian no
Favre_Studios: It is a thing!?!?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: ian please
ArcOfTheConclave: I look alexa in the eye an continue
neisan2112: I'll take anything for now
SilentOptimist: i can just throw it into the river
tezzatipoca: Jokes on you me and my date would be more attracted by that song
JadedCynic: get the kiss and get WAP
34Witches: IAN
MAPBoardgames: Split the room through language confusion!
azninsect: kees and get WEP
Goorguy: Ian being the swing vote
BrowneePoints: Is this the sequel to HER?
Alas_Babylon: Also Ian's contrarianism
Dmc3628: Ian as the one
sheer_falacy: Have you considered the Smart Speaker's feelings?
LurkerSpine: Jexi situation
amative1: I think this is a "Her" situation, yes
GredGredmansson: The Contrar-Ian strikes again
JadedCynic: Alexa, go fuck yourself
Dr_fragenstien: I think any relationship I would be trying for would end if they thought I liked listening to that
neisan2112: If I've got someone over for smooching I'm gonna take it
RandomTrivia: LUL
GlorySeer: Congratulations *clap clap*
tezzatipoca: LMAO
JadedCynic: that doesn't sound bad
Dmc3628: BER BER
GredGredmansson: YES, ALL OF THE YES
MadWolf1290: HELL YES
Arclight_Dynamo: This wouldn't be a problem!
tezzatipoca: That's just Alex
gsyhiap: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Twilight_Spark: It happens.
KeytarCat: abso-fucking-lutely
Sogheim: y'all don't have airhorns at graduation?
HadesLeprechaun: other students, lol
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHORN lrrHORN
BrowneePoints: People toot them after they hear their kid
twistedlock23: LMAO
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DoubleMayCare: Because young adults are rude
KodeMage: must be an american thing, yeah
serialtram: wat
AllTheWeasels: Too often
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHORN
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: that sounds like it would be a good memory
azninsect: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Davlenagain: Its a thing
rangerboy87: American thing
KaminaDuck: All. The. Time.
JarofGoats: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NarishmaReborn: the audience will bring them
Decaped: this is an american thing?
MAPBoardgames: lrrHORN
KodeMage: every single one has a few
The_Color_Twelve: no its the crowd
Alas_Babylon: A *lot*
Twilight_Spark: Depends on the school.
sheer_falacy: I sure don't remember it
Mister_BlueSky: ryonAirhorn lrrHORN
tehfewl: thats more a high school thing
SurfDownstage: People bring them to the audience
KaleidoscopeMind: American thing
kdefinition: This is a very American thing
control_rig: That SOUNDS like an American thing
thavleifrim: yeah il go i feel there are very low chances id hear an airhorn here
klooswep: I should just start doing this regardless
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
neisan2112: That's not at all..... What?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: this is definately not an american thing least not at my school
magical_writer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KodeMage: it's stupid asshole parents
kusinohki: american thing or texan thing??
JadedCynic: Serge - she's got tears of happiness
SubatomicAura: You clearly havent been to a graduation in the south
Tangsm: I have never heard of this before.
PharaohBender27: They didn't play airhorns at my college . . .
ArtemisKing: there were no airhorns at my graduation
Snowcookies: lol
Bratmon: Do you Canadians not care about your graduates?
SnowBuddy18: what the hell is wrong with people?
obionedrop: not at mine???
Creature_Comforts: I have been to two graduations. I didn't hear an airhorn at either of them
Riandisa: I've never heard of airhorns at graduation
ThankYouUro: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TotallyNotaBeholder: Never heard an airhorn at any of my graduations
redblockpowered: I have no memory of airhorns at graduation wtf
Sogheim: how lucky y'all are where you don't have airhorns at graduation
GredGredmansson: lrrHORN
azninsect: that sounds like hell though
RealGamerCow: It is exhausting
RandomTrivia: Paul pls
tezzatipoca: Could they try bells?
SurfDownstage: HALLELUJAH!
MyBuddySuperfly: thanks, Paul! :D
AllTheWeasels: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KaleidoscopeMind: Family makes very loud noises
Arclight_Dynamo: I think Molly is lying to all us Canadians, here.
noonies: *HALLELUJAH*
GlorySeer: From the US, and... what?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
laikagoat: def did not happen at my american graduation
gamercat88: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
frank_the_great: PAUL
Alas_Babylon: HALLELUJAH
KodeMage: they are usually prohibited and people sneak them in anyways
TealVelvet07: HALLELUJAH!
gsyhiap: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
azninsect: HALLELUJAH
bowsin_durrows: Hallelujah!
Favre_Studios: Paul
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Creature_Comforts: I didn't have a graduation because of Covid :)
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
tezzatipoca: HALLELUJIA new inside joke yeaaaay
Xan_The_Quiet: i don't remember air horns at my high school graduation, but that was 25 years ago, so maybe my moemory is just bad in my old age
tangokilo421: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MegaDosX: Poor Serge
twistedlock23: nice
Hawkfrost000: Chan center Ian?
zuchen_120: James T Kirk (parents: yeahhhh! go james! bearbearbearbearbeeaaaar)
epsilondelphine: gosh, Pomp and Circumstance on a hockey organ...
JadedCynic: HALLA-fucking-LUJA
BrowneePoints: I heard that joke Wheeler and I appreciate it
Dr_fragenstien: it was a good one, but it's too funny to pass up
Raincoast_Bear: RIP Nelson's mustache
Pteraspidomorphi: Do we now
RandomTrivia: Here we go!
MAPBoardgames: It's ok Serge. The game is hard the first time.
ThankYouUro: We live in a society
ihorner: Windspear @Hawkfrost000
klooswep: Show praise with your airhorn stand up sing hallelujah
rangerboy87: chat time
SurfDownstage: you live in a society
Dmc3628: ah yes Minority Report
NUTSOFODEN: thats a better rate then now
redblockpowered: An improvement!
Lord_Hosk: thats atleast a 70% improvement
Twilight_Spark: Sounds pretty good.
malc: so this society then
Arclight_Dynamo: It sucks when the premise of the joke is such that NO answer would split, as with Serge's there.
JadedCynic: oh chat I'm disappointed
steven_strangle: We live in a society?
niccus: they must have a good reason
Angnor33: 20%? That's better than now.
dougma: nope
mowdownjoe: We had some poor choices.
twistedlock23: bruh
serialtram: on a purely ethical stance, no
Night_xD: i always wanted to LIVE IN A SOCIETY
control_rig: EXACTLY thank you Ian
spethycakes: vote no to calling the police
DoubleMayCare: lmao fuck the cops
adelius3: so when we get lrrSignal we are all going to start saying HALELLUYAH right
rangerboy87: well there won't be much of a split I fear
JadedCynic: DAMMIT IAN :D
sheer_falacy: But your dog
MegaDosX: Yeah this prompt kinda stunk
GredGredmansson: Hopefully they are aware of the percentage error and don't treat it as definite fact
zuchen_120: I think chat did well.
KodeMage: this one might be good
Mistborn83: I think we choose the correct answer
djalternative: My undergrad graduation was a legitimate BOP Art schools really know how to celebrate properly
ThankYouUro: Kill that muthafu**er
mawisms: always protect the dog
zuchen_120: awww
coolnezz09: Yes
GlorySeer: There were a few poor prompts this round
Mistborn83: NO!
laikagoat: correct
tezzatipoca: I mean they might have a nicer house, the dog might be more happy
Bearudite: something something psychopass
neisan2112: Wooooow
TealVelvet07: chat goes dumb when they see dog
Tangsm: You would know who did it.
NimrodXIV: wooow
HavenJunde: wow
Arclight_Dynamo: We did not have good options.
Lordofironstorm: I don't trust the cops, so no
corefluxx: NO!
KartoffelKaiser: LRR confirmed stitch free
KodeMage: virtually no splits these days
DoubleMayCare: rip
nyperold: Investigated is more fine than automatically incarcerated.
MAPBoardgames: No!!!!
PharaohBender27: Oh no, we failed!
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
MrPhlip: Take that, all the chat members who said this was a guaranteed "yes"
jonnykefka: we're good
chrono2x: Our options were very bad
JadedCynic: See Chat - you all failed
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: our options were bad
spethycakes: we were given a bum prompt
frank_the_great: IT"S YOUR DOG THO
MadWolf1290: no good choices
Davlenagain: that did not go the way i thought
CaptainSpam: We really didn't have good options that time.
Phailhammer: I'd just turn up at his house like "Give me back my dog, you fuck!"
IgnisDeus: boo, fail
Alex_Frostfire: I thought that would get mono-no.
olwenaufies: DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE!
SilentOptimist: that's the prompt's fault
Alas_Babylon: Beans.
VmKid: Ian what the fuck does that mean
neisan2112: None were very good really
x0den: wow, i wouldv'r gussed no split yes
FacelessManAboutTown: Fuck da police
JadedCynic: I SAID "Kidnap your dog" was a no-brainer
bowsin_durrows: We expected it to be a windmill slam in the opposite direction.
ANeMzero: @GredGredmansson I mean we're aware of the error in the current system and nothing is done about it
SnackPak_: well done, Ian
34Witches: Ah, you all passed
control_rig: Never talk to the police
rangerboy87: I said no split...but I did not expect all no
diamondmx: Your dog would be safer with a kidnapper.
sheer_falacy: I don't think anything would have gotten yes in this climate
amative1: Remember, chat, you don't want the FUNNY option... you want the DIVISIVE option
sheer_falacy: Police not so pupular
Dr_fragenstien: that question was bad, i can't see anyone here thinking persecuting thoughtcrimes is a good idea
MAPBoardgames: Didn't we win this last tine?
MegaDosX: Let's hope we get better options this time
Veraphage: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like nobody's eating.
GlorySeer: Breaking the arm felt like it would have been stronger there.
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
MegaDosX: Hmm.
MyBuddySuperfly: 1
SnowBuddy18: those are all too good
Shadwhawk: 1!
GredGredmansson: 2
canahedo: 3
Nymo: 1
tehfewl: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 1
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: 2'
Favre_Studios: 1
InkyGhoast: 3
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Graham.
PharaohBender27: 2
tangokilo421: 1
ewalkedaway: 1
Fruan: 3 would be no split, I think.
x0den: 1
Writer_Raven: 2 and 3 are too good to cause a split.
Earthenone: these are too good
Terr0rc0tta: 1
frank_the_great: 3 is objectively the best
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neisan2112: 3 will not split at all
JadedCynic: @Fruan agreed - 1
GredGredmansson: !findquote solar
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
thavleifrim: 2 is most likely to split
rangerboy87: 1
NotCainNorAbel: 3
sheer_falacy: I don't think 1 or 3 split
Dog_of_Myth: 1
DavidVerro: who cares if it is a good split... 3 is too good
sheer_falacy: but they're fun
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GredGredmansson: !findquote horn
LRRbot: Quote #7035: "I like that this house has horns." —Kathleen [2020-07-05]
mowdownjoe: All these are equally good... which may be bad.
Tangsm: 3 is too easy.
LinearGif: 1 will split
Hawkfrost000: this cat is staring into my SOUL
cryomancer20x6: What if 3 is already what I have?
SnowBuddy18: I don't think any split
Dog_of_Myth: 3 is the funny answer
StarlitGhost: 2 I guess, but they all kinda suck as splits
InkyGhoast: but 3 would get so annoying after a while
bowsin_durrows: I don't think any of them really split.
MichaelVYee: Think 1 will split.
DavidVerro: @cryomancer20x6 exactly.
InkyGhoast: 2 is so good though
Davlenagain: 1
LordZarano: 1 wouldn't split for me at all
DavidVerro: 3 is too funny not to chose
InkyGhoast: 1 loses to the answer imo
neisan2112: SHould have just done 3 for funny
thavleifrim: 1 or 2 are solid really, 3 is just a meme for no points
dog_spoon: HELLO first time catching a stream just wanted to drop in and say hi, love your content BYE
GredGredmansson: i think 2 is solid
sheer_falacy: anime kitty!
JadedCynic: see, I think chat gets it easier than the players - we have multiple-choice instead of something to make up
Arclight_Dynamo: Have we ever had both Serge and Adam on this game at the same time?
LadyLockwood92: TransgenderPride BisexualPride IntersexPride LesbianPride NonBinaryPride GayPride AsexualPride PansexualPride GenderFluidPride
LPS_97: Neko Desu
azureHaights: SUPURITTO
GlorySeer: Anime Cat
twistedlock23: I think 1 is most likely to cause split
VmKid: roar
frank_the_great: "Crap buckets"
CommiePuddin: I know this is apropos of nothing, but my ice cream has HUMONGUS cookie chunks in it and it is amazing.
DoubleMayCare: It's okay Serge, this round never scans
LordZarano: If the other option was 1 I would windmill slam the horn
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo I think yes once
malc: lol
GredGredmansson: uh
rangerboy87: I will never pick snake
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MegaDosX: What a delightfully meta answer
RandomTrivia: SERGE
tezzatipoca: Um sir
neisan2112: Yo I fucking love snakes
klooswep: I've seen snake shows at normal zoos before
PharaohBender27: Um, I have questions
GlorySeer: Snek
AllTheWeasels: This one seems like low hanging fruit
NewtyNewts: At the zoo...?
34Witches: Hisssssss
DoubleMayCare: !sir
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
sheer_falacy: we don't have Ben Ulmer here, that would have been an easy prediction
TotallyNotaBeholder: well done serge, well done
frank_the_great: Snakes are cool don't @ me
ThankYouUro: *Seinfeld Riff Noises*
electra310: <3 snakes
LinearGif: Is this the Eden Zoo?
tezzatipoca: I like snakes
JadedCynic: ba-dum-tish!
PharaohBender27: KATHLEEN!
neisan2112: Where's Bengenering when we need him
CaptainSpam: Sneks are frands!
KartoffelKaiser: "be cockroach"
steven_strangle: Metamorphasis?
tezzatipoca: The kafka... yes lol
AllTheWeasels: Thank you Ian
SilentOptimist: that's your job
neisan2112: FUUUUCK That
Earthenone: kafka exhibit
SnowBuddy18: animorphs
JadedCynic: ♫la cucaracha, la cucaracha, ayayayayaha♫
fcloud: it's a job
MegaDosX: I'd always take the snake show because it would only ever be the safe snakes
LPS_97: reject humanity, embrace cockroach
BrowneePoints: Apparently the Madagascar Hissing Roaches can remember faces
tehfewl: "Is this Kafkaesque?"
neisan2112: Oh
laikagoat: zoeyEgg zoeyEgg
GredGredmansson: that's a job?
KartoffelKaiser: uhhhhhhh
RandomTrivia: WELP
Nymo: um
NimrodXIV: that gets your fired
GredGredmansson: wait, WHAT SNAKE
HalftrackHero: !adult
JadedCynic: wait, we ARE the host
CaptainSpam: Look, it's a strange zoo.
sheer_falacy: it's a really strange zoo
gibbousm: Wheeler......
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
DoodlestheGreat: Onlyfans!
fcloud: what!?
MAPBoardgames: How DON'T you get paid for that?
GlorySeer: Uhhh
neisan2112: I'll still 100% host the show
millifer97: cockroach show goes great with the low hanging fruit show
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: onlysnakes
BartholemewTheKitten: Its a gig
AllTheWeasels: IAN
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: being a job implies consent right
jibkat: Do what you love, and the money will come
rangerboy87: I'll still take that over real snake
GredGredmansson: IAN.....
fcloud: how do you NOT get paid for that, am i right
Chipton: Having an impressive snake generally
iris_of_ether: I A N
serialtram: ian!
LinearGif: It's a very strange zoo
klooswep: What about "spider cuddler"?
hi_im_emily: beej no
ThankYouUro: I showed you my snake, please respond
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
tezzatipoca: THAT'S OK I was at a Mexican bar in Tuscaloosa and everyone asked the Mariachi band to play... Sweet Home Alabama. Over. And Over.
fcloud: man, that is the third time ian has been the only one on one side
BrowneePoints: I mean if he's cute I'd wrassle the hell out of Bride's Dad
klooswep: Wrestle the bride of the father
Veraphage: T
Dmc3628: BAH GAWD a spike Piledriver at the altar
fastlane250: total eclipse of T
JadedCynic: limber up, papa
BrowneePoints: wait what?
Master_Gunner: ooh this is a tough one
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bring it old man
GlorySeer: Oooo, I'm gonna see you at marriage-mania!
RandomTrivia: Mood Serge. Mood.
sheer_falacy: Ian is a beautiful and unique snowflake
tehfewl: total eclipse
KartoffelKaiser: always wrastle, never not wrastle
GredGredmansson: that happens at every wedding I go to
WearingCats_CwC: Total Eclipse of Mr. T
gamercat88: um that is how i always dance to Total Eclipse
spethycakes: Look, I am GREAT at interpretive dance and have very little shame
LinearGif: This wedding is not over until you pin me, George
MAPBoardgames: Oil me up! I'm going in!
SnowBuddy18: mud wrestling?
SurfDownstage: Never turn down a free dad fight
LordZarano: Total Eclypse of Mr T
azureHaights: Whatcha gonna do, brother...in-law
Twilight_Spark: Second door: "Legitimately object to the marriage with real reasons."
rubikdarkwill: Nowhere does it say you have to WIN the fight
LPS_97: The numbers don't lie, future step-dad
rossman3s: Forever has to start some night..
GlorySeer: It's still real to me!
neisan2112: "Its a free dad fight" is a new sentence
ThankYouUro: you get his slice too
Nigouki: is it turkish oil wrestling?
Arclight_Dynamo: Mars, windmill slam.
Dmc3628: imagine if the Dad is Scott Steiner
MegaDosX: That's part of the wedding?
SurfDownstage: Both of these are upsides
bowsin_durrows: Wait, so I get to fight my girlfrind's terrible father?
LPS_97: That's a long wedding
NewtyNewts: Isn't it a 3 year trip, not 8 months?
leopard_wolf: MARS
TotallyNotaBeholder: I mean, are we coming back from Mars, that matters
WearingCats_CwC: Only 8 months to get to Mars is a fuckin deal
frank_the_great: F Mars, I'm fighting
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: I would be too scared to go to space
FacelessManAboutTown: How long is this goddamn wedding???
Angreed66: There is no life support on mars
JadedCynic: "don't threaten me with a life dream"
klooswep: That's a very fast trip to mars
NUTSOFODEN: if you win the fight, you get married
MinniChii: My Step brothers got into a fight at our parents wedding..... They're technically adults
sheer_falacy: you get to go to Mars extra quick
MegaDosX: *glass breaks*
BrowneePoints: But what if the Dad wrasslin leads to another marriage down the line
Dr_fragenstien: till tapout do we part
GhostValv: they brought a chair
34Witches: Ah, so I don't need to actually be at the wedding
sheer_falacy: note you don't get to come back
Shadwhawk: 8 months one way, 8 months to wait for the next window, 8 months home
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Dmc3628: Bride is surprise Cena
neisan2112: JUUUIIICE
RandomTrivia: oh dear
BartholemewTheKitten: Some sort of bridesmaid slam
SpookySpaghooti: SLUUUUUUUICE
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ThankYouUro: By gawd, that's the ringbeares music!
KartoffelKaiser: what the fuck
WearingCats_CwC: What's a juice gate?
neisan2112: Ummm
GredGredmansson: !findquote wrestle
LRRbot: Quote #130: "Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone." —Adam [2015-04-12]
tezzatipoca: Nice. Borat style.
Louie_Salmon: This would definitely involve levers
TheMerricat: no
Dmc3628: Cori why
TheAwkes: Go to Mars, remotely officiate the wedding from the surface, come home.
RealGamerCow: Thank you Serge
GlorySeer: Wait, what?
ICitizenErasedI: it's in the kama sutra
DoubleMayCare: Better than Juicing the Sluice-Gates
Louie_Salmon: Lots of lever-pulling and valve-twisting
LadyLockwood92: Could be worse...you could have to Juice the Sluice-Gates.
GredGredmansson: watch me sluice right in
JadedCynic: @Angreed66 don't care about no air - don't have to beat up an old man - worth it
consolecowboy88: Sheesh, it means lubing a vagina
JadedCynic: Ian NO
leopard_wolf: remove speaker
ThankYouUro: Goose honk
BartholemewTheKitten: Crazy frog?
tezzatipoca: kidbop wap
Dmc3628: french police
BrowneePoints: I love how chat was like "Punch the old man" and I'm like "but what if he's hot"
LadyLockwood92: Venga Bus.
Manae: Kidnapping the bride is a common thing where I'm from. The kidnappers ransom her, the groom has to beg everyone for money. They keep the collected money as a gift
RealGamerCow: Ian windmill slam bike horn
hi_im_emily: 21300000 seconds to mars
Dmc3628: DAMn
Serifina: It doesn't say you can't SILENCE the phone!
sheer_falacy: My phone is always on silent
CaptainSpam: How good is the speaker on this phone?
RandomTrivia: Problem with this is that "Old Timey Bicycle Horn" is a great choice
sheer_falacy: so...
JadedCynic: I wager Ian can't choose which he likes MORE
djalternative: I'm on perpetual silence so it doesn't matter
MadWolf1290: if Venga Bus ISN"T a choice I'll be sad
SpookySpaghooti: @Manae holy shit where are you from? Thats awesome
Twilight_Spark: Second door: "The phone ring from MGS"
KeytarCat: One of those Earthquake alarms
gibbousm: bicycle seems fine
JadedCynic: dammit
ANeMzero: @RandomTrivia not if it's at the actual volume of an old timey bike horn
Carsonogenics_: isn't it "kidz bop" with a z?
AllTheWeasels: But you repeat yourself
leopard_wolf: wakt,
RandomTrivia: @ANeMzero That only makes it better
caliburn11: my dad went to a Ukrainian wedding once where he as best man got to demand a ransom for the bride. he demanded two bottles of vodka, not knowing he wasn't allowed to share the ransom
Alas_Babylon: Juggalites
hi_im_emily: of course IAN knows the ICP
azureHaights: I mean, none of these matter, just put it on vibrate
LadyLockwood92: Freshly Hatched Clownz
Manae: @SpookySpaghooti I'm not sure if it's a PA Dutch thing or just a PA thing
tezzatipoca: hide your kids hide your wives
WearingCats_CwC: This is motherfuckin heresy
GredGredmansson: aw, no "Cha Cha Slide"?
leopard_wolf: wait, can I just remove the infinite power source from thos phone and power my house?
ThankYouUro: Gabe, get in my phone!
JadedCynic: dammit Chat
InkyGhoast: told yall
JadedCynic: htank you Serge
34Witches: old timey cat horn
sheer_falacy: eh, it coud have been worse
consolecowboy88: Bicycle horns doing jingle bells
ButButTheJesus: i'm a fan of the jingle dogs
LinearGif: for a chat answer that was ok
NimrodXIV: should've cha cha'd chat
MegaDosX: Old timey bike horn was just a good answer on all of them
GredGredmansson: TO THE LEFT
Mistborn83: we came in last
Favre_Studios: but loud
GredGredmansson: TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL
azureHaights: Chat Chat Slide
tehfewl: cha cha real smooth
hi_im_emily: old-timey bike cats? isn't that just lackadaisy?
RandomTrivia: Well played Cori!
Armyguy0: Cori by only 45 points
Blasteg: wish this game has a few more rounds
TheMerricat: "race to the bottom" cori wins?
JadedCynic: :D
sheer_falacy: oh dear Nelly in the litter box
spethycakes: one hop...two hops...
gibbousm: toe beans
BrowneePoints: Cori "race you to the bottom Kathleen" Dickinson
Nymo: yaaay
LinearGif: juice sluicener
drewm1022: Cori lost the race to the bottom decidedly.
Manae: It did cause an issue when one relative married a Filipino lady and none of her family knew the tradition. So when a guy in a gorilla suit grabbed her and ran out of the firehall it made for some VERY confused and upset folks
Blasteg: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
laikagoat: yesssss
Nymo: Tee KO HYPE!
neisan2112: Yeeeees
FacelessManAboutTown: Yay!
DoubleMayCare: A fresh pot of tee
mowdownjoe: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Veraphage: tee kay oh
neisan2112: Wonder If I'm gonna end up buying a shirt tonight
Vergotterung: ooh I like TKO
NewtyNewts: Ooh, fashion meme time
hi_im_emily: TEE KO HELL YEAH
CaptainSpam: Ooo, Tee-KO. Good, I have time to make dinner before I need to vote. Kappa
Banather: !advice
LRRbot: Wear the jellyfish with your ship.
LadyLockwood92: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
CommiePuddin: so, how's everybody doing?
djalternative: I want the sequel to Tee KO to be Tee K Oh No
noonies: Ooooh, turquoise
Arclight_Dynamo: "Two Kay Oh," clearly
JadedCynic: Tee KO
kusinohki: TPK - try to kill an adventuring party (aka dungeon lords)
djalternative: tbh, Champed Up is basically that sequel
PharaohBender27: ^
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consolecowboy88: i love those pride shirts gotta say
LordZarano: TBH <- that's a good game too
Alas_Babylon: wearing mine right now
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:55.
djalternative: !updog
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twistedlock23: I need the scrub edition
djalternative: hey, one of those actions is actually in game now
The_Color_Twelve: of course this is the music I thought it was
stevefromdetroit: flunge?
djalternative: mill
stevefromdetroit: ;-)
LadyLockwood92: I always forget my Flunge step.
stevefromdetroit: as a black player - graveyard step is my favorite
CommiePuddin: This is a road quest remix and I'm dying right now
MegaDosX: Man, I just rewatched Road Quest again recently. I love all of the music from it, just so great.
ICitizenErasedI: if you miss your flunge step your sluices will stay juice-free and nobody wants a dry sluice
stevefromdetroit: i was playing the RQ soundtrack all day at the office. it slaps
PharaohBender27: !rqsoundtrack
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cryomancer20x6: @CommiePuddin The music was it's own character I think. SO well done
benjamin_wheeler: chat these mini wheats have like no frosting
serialtram: f
benjamin_wheeler: and I'm not here for the frosting, but a bit would be nice
stevefromdetroit: did you accidentally get the "healthy" version Ben?
Scarbble: frosting-light mini wheats are a travesty
ButButTheJesus: did you accidentally a shredded wheat
amative1: benjamin_wheeler shoulda gone with raisin bran
cryomancer20x6 gives Wheeler some powdered sugar
Earthenone: my fruit loops were 100% loop i know that feeling
benjamin_wheeler: no, we've had the same mini wheat subscription for years
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, try the Cinnamon Roll ones.
diamondmx: Add your own frosting? Just pour a cup of sugar on them?
SnowBuddy18: the cocoa ones are great though
MegaDosX: Any way we can help?
djalternative: what flavor frosting did you get?
The_Color_Twelve: loving this music
Despoiler98: MAWP
sheer_falacy: Good timing
AllTheWeasels: LUL
laikagoat: zoeyLOL
stevefromdetroit: Just dip them in cream cheese?
CommiePuddin: My daughter was in gymnastics and was going to do her floor routine one year to the road quest theme. unfortunately she gave up on the sport before we got there.
RandomTrivia: AHHHH
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Bloodrush192: LUL
The_Quiet_Alestain: Gesundheit
fastlane250: stupid frosting budget cuts :(
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
GamesAndInk: Cameron?
Rebornflames: Ooof
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Xan_The_Quiet: great timing
MegaDosX: Holy shit the timing there
CrazyZonie: @benjamin_wheeler You eat those mini-wheats like the adult you are
sheer_falacy: That could open the highlight reel
TheOtherTrevor: Hello
JadedCynic: RIP headphone users....
FacelessManAboutTown: KEKW
rye_rye_25: to the highlight reel
ICitizenErasedI: LUL
SirMorek: I am fully activated
kusinohki: I've heard comedy is all about timing
The_Color_Twelve: timing!
Rebornflames: lrrFINE
Nymo: Hi highlight reel :)
MennoKnight42: everyone is awake now
amative1: <Jacob> COMEDY!
NewtyNewts: Ah, he pulled a Cameron
Favre_Studios: !clip
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coelopteryx: gesundheit
Lord_Hosk: No one heard it
fcloud: that killed wheeler. rip
VoodontWoW: I'm alergic to attention
Abelzumi: MY FAVE
FiliusRomanus: Oh this is a fun one!
HavenJunde: i'm still laughing help
ihlendrax: Didn’t hear a thing. Just sat through 13 ads. Oof.
sheer_falacy: if only you'd reported your friends to the police
ButButTheJesus: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
LurkerSpine: wait did Ian miss out on Java Sparrows?
sheer_falacy: oh wait that was a dog
Solid_Fuel: burb? burbon?
NarishmaReborn: the final beejening
fcloud: someone is always stealing my >BURP<
Dragonality: The final Beej-down
PharaohBender27: Beat me to it, @RandomTrivia ! katesLol
RealGamerCow: "One more Beej" to the tune of Daft Punk's "One more time"
MAPBoardgames: The last Beej to China.
fastlane250: steely dan
fcloud: tkao
VoodontWoW: Art art art
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 That was pretty close
LadyLockwood92: Sneeze for Time!
asthanius: Real thoughtful of you, Dave
MAPBoardgames: 12n
sheer_falacy: Everyone join and be xiiners together
sparkywondersnail: We have thunderstorms in Hamilton on. May loose you
Favre_Studios: It's XIIN, right?
NimrodXIV: yes
cryomancer20x6: yes
PharaohBender27: Hope you stay OK, @sparkywondersnail
LordZarano: TKO is TBH pretty good IMO
fastlane250: Isn't the host for this one just some rando from the Jackbox Games offices?
fastlane250: who did a really great job
kusinohki: meow meow ma meow....
MAPBoardgames: meow-meowmoew
Garfman314: is beej pikachu?
hackingderps: and it's the meow song
MyBuddySuperfly: meow meowmeow
Banather: TKO has more setup than average for jackbox, but the payoff can be BIG
Nymo: nya nya nyaa
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
RandomTrivia: *meow*
CommiePuddin: meow meow meowmeow
Dog_of_Myth: Meow
MyBuddySuperfly: miau
mowdownjoe: meow meow meowmeow
Solid_Fuel: this soundtrack is the best
ButButTheJesus: meow meow meowmeow
PharaohBender27: Meow Meow Meowmeow Meow Meow Meowmeow
fcloud: tko: the boppening
djalternative: This is my second favorite song made up of entirely the word Meow
kusinohki: mattlrBork
NimrodXIV: Serge.
CrazyZonie: Ian, the eye patch bunny suits you better.
Alas_Babylon: hmm.
julefaith: meowww
asthanius: I appreciate that Serge has fully embraced it
DaCardCzar: Phrasing
ArcOfTheConclave: you could play this on a cat keyboard
Scarbble: insert the catjam emote here
grimshade: i find myself amewsed by this song
LarkSachrosis: HahaGingercat CoolCat
JadedCynic: As always, Jackbox rockin' it with the tunes
LathosTiran: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Sarah_Serinde: Serge definitely doesn't do phrasing
ArtemisKing: this music is a banger
NewtyNewts: Meow song
julefaith: rocker mew
Natedogg2: I thought we weren't doing phrasing anymore.
serialtram: meow meow meowmeow
MAPBoardgames: GlitchCat
hackingderps: that was only season 9
MichaelVYee: CoolCat CoolCat
djalternative: my favorite meow song being Meow by Anamanaguchi
rabbitgta: kjthehMogwai
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Kitty
SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun To answer Molly's question the narrator is Shawn Bowers, no other known roles https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/The-Jackbox-Party-Pack-3/Tee-KO-Tournament-Master/
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Lurk gc7Boop
squidwardtentacruel: a true CATJam
TheMerricat: TKO narrator is Sean Bowers according to Jackbox Wiki
julefaith: StinkyGlitch
Nymo: DxCat
sheer_falacy: oof
TheMerricat: lol @socraticmethod
PharaohBender27: O_o
cryomancer20x6: Did the unfrosted mini wheat situation ever get resolved?
NoTomToLose: This always happens to me too
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Jinx!
JadedCynic: Molly, you lose an option
Thatwasademo: you mean two instead of three
asthanius: just smush two together
SpookySpaghooti: Daaaamn
NoTomToLose: Untimed art round should be an option
fcloud: take all 90 seconds
Thatwasademo: it's three if you hit all the deadlines, you're not locked into just one
Thatwasademo: (yet)
rabbitgta: serge think about those happy trees PixelBob
SmithKurosaki: thanks pharaoh. gotta love snap torrential downpour that finishes almost as fast as it starts
consolecowboy88: Everyone's animal mascot's so damn fute
Sogheim: Nelson looking so confident there
Williams4jesus: #happytrees
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Veraphage: GlitchCat
Sheikun07: GlitchCat
NoTomToLose: 90% of the good ones are fill-ins from Jackbox
RunningMonkeys: GlitchCat
JadedCynic: GlitchCat
NoTomToLose: Because nobody finishes enough in time
Nymo: GlitchCat
kusinohki: "other ppl can draw?" - usually when Griffins play
grometty: GlitchCat
serialtram: GlitchCat
fcloud: kathleen is the person who created o-kale, she has all the drawing talent she needs
sydnius: ScaredyCat
CrazyZonie: AW
nyperold: Yeah, you've been having 3.
WeatheredPeach: A+ Wheeler joke
Williams4jesus: draw for the trees
CrazyZonie: Andy Worhol
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7W
Sogheim: pjonkHISS
Mistborn83: hands down the elephant is the cutest avatar
stevefromdetroit: a giant unfrosted mini wheat
Pathfinder430: jlrrTick
Williams4jesus: first idea - happy trees
FacelessManAboutTown: themffBanger
nyperold: I think it must be a setting. Outside of LRR streams, I've only seen 2 drawings and 3 slogans.
rabbitgta: CoolCat DxCat InuyoFace GlitchCat
FacelessManAboutTown: themffNotes
PharaohBender27: :D lrrPAUL
djalternative: first idea blursed idea
jibkat: sooshSip
JadedCynic: GlitchCat moosea2Dab
thavleifrim: HahaCat
NewtyNewts: Don't anger the gods of art, lest you wake up with four cans of soup in your bed.
mowdownjoe: My cat is staring at me while I sing along to the tune.
LinearGif: slogan's run
asthanius: specificity
JadedCynic: Stop relaxing, you're not even halfway there yet! :D
stevefromdetroit: @NewtyNewts what flavor of soup?
NoTomToLose: It was the blessed of times, it was the cursed of times
NewtyNewts: @stevefromdetroit Tomato, probably
Williams4jesus: slogan idea - #happytrees
djalternative: go for quantity over quality. flood the slogan round
GhostValv: :O
stevefromdetroit: mmm great for grilled cheese sammiches
asthanius: "Mario on a Pokeball" okay, who's stealing my ideas? I'm gonna sue
kusinohki: hello kitty in a gundam...
JadedCynic: a rushed sketch submitted is better than a 2/3 of a work of art never submitted...
Mistborn83: if you aint cryin you aint tryin
JadedCynic: gotta learn to time-manage
Natedogg2: But.... the wind blows.
stevefromdetroit: true words to live by @JadedCynic
julefaith: I'm new! Do we play if we use the XIIN code?
sheer_falacy: Serge not doing 20 slogans this time
The_Color_Twelve: ah yes the well known author: the wind
MegaDosX: Who was it who went HAM on this section of the game one stream and made, like, ten prompts?
NoTomToLose: time management isn't fun, it's supposed to be fun
sheer_falacy: @julefaith No, you just get to vote on what you like
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CrazyZonie: @julefaith YES
kusinohki: @MegaDosX prolly cori
MadWolf1290: music is great on this one
julefaith: ah gotcha! thanks
steven_strangle: @julefaith I think the Audience gets to vote in the T-Shirt battles in this one? It differs from game to game
Scarbble: julefaith you'll be in the audience and get to vote on stuff
jibkat: T-Shirt: WEAR IT ON YOUR TORSO
amative1: MegaDosX Cori's already over 10
PharaohBender27: lrrCORI 's all, "Well, if I can't draw as many designs as others, I'll write ALL the slogans"
amative1: now Beej is too
MegaDosX: lmao Serge
MAPBoardgames: Cori with 13!
TheAinMAP: Oh Serge.
JadedCynic: @stevefromdetroit says the guy who got a horrible gpa thanks to never submitting a final essay to an english course in college because I just couldn't get the right feel to it
sheer_falacy: So to convince Serge to do thi9ngs on time we have to all leave the app at the right time
nyperold: Well... do have some quality. One player I've seen flooded a single round with hundreds of single-letter slogans, and it wasn't fun for some players.
MyBuddySuperfly: and now... a typing contest
JadedCynic: time for your choices :D
asthanius: Ian got Frenched!
Nymo: D:
nyperold: Not that I doubt these people. :D
RandomTrivia: OH NO
PharaohBender27: @nyperold Oh geez
MegaDosX: @nyperold I don't think anyone in this group would do that to the rest of them.
Mistborn83: NOOO
djalternative: Cori came in first in the slogan race with 13 followed by beej with 11
RandomTrivia: What a rollercoaster
JDogg2K4: Ian is playing with my feelings
Snowcookies: ooooof
MegaDosX: Damnit Serge I was about to say that
Darleysam: got Frenched!
JadedCynic: yeah, highlight reel there, chat - say high
Favre_Studios: Highllight reel
WeatheredPeach: Time to get Gene'd? D:
sheer_falacy: if you have a friend who floods with single letter slogans, maybe that's useful information to have
Williams4jesus: VoteYea
Williams4jesus: Nooooo
CrazyZonie: @sheer_falacy That's when you know you need better friends
Gekyouryuu: did I miss the first round of shirt battles?
NewtyNewts: Please let Ian shirt
EternalDrifter: chainbU chainbU chainbU
stevefromdetroit: the forbidden shirt? i'll take 3!
fcloud: i feel like ian could quick build a device that gets him into the website
sheer_falacy: callback!
JadedCynic: ♫With just three circles I can rule the world!♫
sheer_falacy: whoa
NewtyNewts: Big muppet energy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sogheim: strong feelings
Gekyouryuu: oh, I didn't. good. phew.
asthanius: tokyo drift
JadedCynic: callbacks! :D
fcloud: look at that Actual Kappa tm in the river
ButButTheJesus: !SIR
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
Lordofironstorm: Frog on frog violence
Alas_Babylon: The slogans should've been switched imo
FacelessManAboutTown: That muppet drawing is amazing
JDogg2K4: Both are A+
tehfewl: unstoppable vs immovable
rabbitgta: tovgFrog tovgFrog tovgFrog tovgFrog tovgFrog
KeytarCat: I beat your dad at GarfKart
grimshade: this is a tough choice
SeismicLawns: is kermit the dad?
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Ooh, just pipped me this time
Rebornflames: Big Eurobeat energy on the left
Favre_Studios: 1
FiliusRomanus: Phenomenal
squidwardtentacruel: two solid contenders hers
CrazyZonie: "Let' Go Hotboxin'"
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia tqsShrug
MyBuddySuperfly: what
fcloud: ian: "it wasnt farts! honest!"
NewtyNewts: I don't get it
MadWolf1290: yes.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: oh lrrWOW
FacelessManAboutTown: wut
FiliusRomanus: I'm so confused
Dog_of_Myth: MOOD
Rebornflames: great drawing but whut?
JadedCynic: as a gen x'er I feel this</