NightValien28: congrats on the vaccine shots juliamon
TehAmelie: yeah!
Greypelt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, the return of Ben's Arena Peasant Cube! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
IbunWest: cliffHey
TehAmelie: about 25% of my province has been vaccinated while i looked away apparently. not bad for the butt end of the outermost frozen dark
Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, the return of Ben's Arena Peasant Cube! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (35s from now).
laikagoat: fionaDuck fionaDuck
SquirrelLord1111: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, the return of Ben's Arena Peasant Cube! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5s ago).
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coachNelly: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
lirazel64: Wheee!
theaggrokrag: NICE
Bengineering: PogChamp
SergeYager: snekkkkkkkk
SergeYager: corba <hissss>
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SnowBuddy18: is that a Ben, a Nelly, and a Serge?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight the crew is going back to Ben's Arena Peasant Cube! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Excb6jXVEAAcDtX.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1375599162423529475
Alas_Babylon: A Ben, a Nelly, a Serge... a Bellge?
IbunWest: I wonder who is on the show tonight.
RayFK: Snek
Alas_Babylon: a Jordan!
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerFee wheelerT
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RayFK: hihi
RayFK: Benjamin
RayFK: Benjamin please
benjamin_wheeler: Jordan I made this for you
lirazel64: At least one Ben.
Haroldholmes25: BOP BOP
coachNelly: hihihihi
RayFK: wheelerH wheelerT
Alas_Babylon: Bens Whulmer
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DiscordianTokkan: wheelerFee wheelerEed
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theaggrokrag: A nelly, and a Benjamin, veey4 noiice
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
benjamin_wheeler: @rayfk When you're trying to figure out much longer wheelerT wheelerE wheelerY_HF
Alas_Babylon: Yep: Serge, both Bens, Graham, Nelly, James
RayFK: Fuck that got me
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
SergeYager: sooon
Professor_Rakor: Beep
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Ammondale: yessssss got here just in time
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NarishmaReborn: full of Ben's peasants
Haroldholmes25: oh boy it's a cube draft, as we can tell from the fact there are 6 faces
RayFK: I do frequently refer to Ben Wheeler as "That Arena Peasant"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Aren't we ben's peasants?
themcclintalk: Ben, where’s your arm mug!
RockPusher: benginFingers RPGFireball lrrJAMES foxmarFIRE
asthanius: what polite young boys
Alas_Babylon: M-me?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: us?
Professor_Rakor: We got you, babe.
SnowBuddy18: us?
Alas_Babylon: Literally just me and only me?
chumpofthemonth: Hey that's me :)
RayFK: IT'S BEEN A BUSY WEEK
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Alas_Babylon oh, if it's just you then that's ok
RayFK: THANKS STRIXHAVEN
Countjondi: how long into the stream?
RockPusher: rayfkKing
Alas_Babylon: @Countjondi like 30 seconds
benjamin_wheeler: @RayFK yeah, have you seen all the previews?
SnowBuddy18: a carddom of kings
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Alas_Babylon: Historic is looking extremely bonkers
RayFK: @benjamin_wheeler Y Do U Hurt Me?
ShaneLeeAtk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:53.
Countjondi: @Alas_Babylon What a good time to get home after a day of roleplaying
Alas_Babylon: \o/
laikagoat: fionaMuppet zoeyHype fionaMuppet zoeyHype fionaMuppet
monakai: Sweet
themcclintalk: benginButt benginButt benginButt
RandomTrivia: benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype
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serialtram: yay!
theaggrokrag: Strixhaven Commander is fire
benjamin_wheeler: I will be the Hokage of Loretrix
theaggrokrag: for ppr
Ammondale: oh my
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RayFK: @benjamin_wheeler The Lorekage
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Just announced on the FNPF, we're just two short weeks away from the Strixhaven PPR! Sealed, Commander, the LRR crew you know and theoretically love! Be sure to tune in at 11AM Pacific on April 9th over on http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun! #LRRSTX #Sponsored 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Exca3fKUcAcze98.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1375600861175377921
mastershake29x: that's awesome
RockPusher: That's a lot of PPR
asthanius: Ah yes, Reese Witherbloom
serialtram: sounds like a bunch o' fun!
monakai: The suspense!
SnowBuddy18: a thing?
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RockPusher: Ooooer
serialtram: oooooh mystical
Professor_Rakor: OOoooOOO
Ammondale: oh boy let's see it!
1y1e: bump!?
RockPusher: Archive
thraximore: Oh cool
asthanius: Comet Storm
RayFK: IT'S BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON
thraximore: Please be Berserk wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
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Sibwow: ephemerate
Zath_: Dragonstorm
IanWAdams: oh, people crunched it out on the discord.
Earthenone: red X spell?
theopolist: entomb
DiscordianTokkan: Gutshot?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Please be Doomsday
Diabore: dark ritual?
Ammondale: okay so can lander playable
Sibwow: doomsday
divreon: Be a pauper staple
Alas_Babylon: Dark Ritual was already spoiled
Zath_: Chainer's edict
monakai: Grim tutor?
DeGunner: Reanimate
thraximore: Entomb would be nice
CururuGuasu: Colosal Dreadmaw
Ammondale: tutor already revealed
stevefromdetroit: entomb
A_Dub888: Does the art have a hat?
Professor_Rakor: Grasp of Darkness.
raaabr: Sadly we can't flood with subs to stop the stream like chat did with Wheeler
commakazi1: Bump in the night
Countjondi: dark ritual?
TheWriterAleph: Ancestral
noSmokeFire: triskedekaphobia
averythetiger: Heartless Act
queso_gaming: Dismember
Sibwow: the tutor
circusofkirkus: cabal ritual
Two_Hats: hello all!
raaabr: Go for the throat?
wolfie2006: diabloic edict
lamina5432: doomblade
Diabore: its instant chat
Gaytanic_Panic: bozeO bozeO bozeO bozeO
theaggrokrag: Wishclaw
DeGunner: mausoleum secrets?
catfoo123: HELLO
theaggrokrag: jk
Sibwow: infernal tutor
Two_Hats: what are the facts for the card?
laikagoat: tainted pact?
averythetiger: Eliminate
Sibwow: withering boon
DeGunner: ad naus?
thraximore: Demonic Consultation!!!!
Athelgar: doom blade
coachNelly: @laikagoat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doom blade?
coachNelly: yep
Gaytanic_Panic: Imp
RaklarLS: sign in blood, but the other one
Earthenone: tainted pact sounds right\
raaabr: Whoa!
circusofkirkus: OOOOH
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
asthanius: YO THAT ART
laikagoat: wowee
circusofkirkus: and the art!
monakai: wooooooow
RandomTrivia: Oh that looks PRETTY
Ammondale: oh my GOD
mastershake29x: ooh that is pretty
Haroldholmes25: that art
foxtail34: preeetttyy
MegaDosX: Ooh, just got here to see sweet card art? Neat!
Diabore: that looks so good
sheer_falacy: 2 mana exile my library? What a deal!
Alas_Babylon: These arts have been slam dunks, holy crap
DeGunner: Oof thats nive
Two_Hats: Pretty card is pretty!
serialtram: beautiful
TheWriterAleph: very vaporwave
stevefromdetroit: thats so pretty!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's an art right there
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That1GuyBen: tainted pact sub
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wtrob: Wowee
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: reminds me of Hyper light drifter
thraximore: Very needed reprint
Gaytanic_Panic: S I C K
RayFK: @benjamin_wheeler They already do, have you seen what those players do to themselves?
superdude097: Is it Historic legal?
UnkeptFlea: so wait this is now in historic?
BjjBrain: what are archive cards?
RayFK: #FreePreview
Alas_Babylon: Yes, this is Historic legal
MegaDosX: It is going to be Historic legal
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mathgeek3_14: 14 months yahoo
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circusofkirkus: oh god
circusofkirkus: no
Thane1607: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:01.
MegaDosX: All of the Historic pre-bans have been annoucned
UnkeptFlea: oh boy
Countjondi: ohh oh
tidehollowcat: Um
Haroldholmes25: oh no
RandomTrivia: Wow yeah that is absolutely a needed reprint
circusofkirkus: please no
Gaytanic_Panic: Gross
Ammondale: welp
thraximore: oh my god why
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themcclintalk: I can only imagine how sick that’ll look in the Japanese alt art version
Gaytanic_Panic: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
DeGunner: I love the non-magicy arts that some of the recent alternate arts ahve been comic out with
mastershake29x: @BjjBrain they are not part of the set, guaranteed one per pack, limited legal but not standard legal
Two_Hats: oh no channel is banned again!!!
MegaDosX: Channel, Bolt, Swords, Demonic Tutor, Natural Order, Dark Ritual, and Counterspell are pre-banned
timetwister7: yet somehow Mind's Desire remains
stevefromdetroit: i'm very excited for strixhaven
Mediocre_Man5: Mind's Desire also not on that list, which is still wild to me
RayFK: I have answered this question about 80 times this week
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX is tonight's godperson
Ammondale: channel, counterspell, bolt, natural order, d tutor, swords and dark rit
Diabore: @Mediocre_Man5 tendrils is legal too
MegaDosX: @Alas_Babylon Aw shucks. I just looked up Lee Sharpe's Twitter because I saw it earlier
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 1... *per* pack!? oh no
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ChippTunes: big yeets
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TehAmelie: there was i think four cards banned in Shandalar multiplayer, but Channel was double banned
DeGunner: OOHH I didn't know they where at 1 a pack, are they potentially foil?
Diabore: they can be in foil
RayFK: Oh btw you can order Japanese Boxes at CK
juce___: everything is special! everything
RayFK: If you want
Alas_Babylon: I believe you get them in foil in collector boosters
minksterella_: they can be foil and etched foil
thraximore: Between these and the timeshifted cards I might as well say goodbye to my tax return
stevefromdetroit: i beleive they do come in foil
Qvdv: regular, foil and etched foil
TwoSenses: Foil in collector boosters
MehallD: They are available in both foil and foil etch, I believe
IanWAdams: Foil and Foil Etched #wotcstaff
mastershake29x: there are foils and foil-etched
theaggrokrag: Tainted Pact is 86USD
thehokeypokey: I hope they are not foil
Radyin: You can get them in Etched Foil, right?
Gaytanic_Panic: What's the open rate on these?
tidehollowcat: I would like these cards more if they had art by Rebecca Guay.
Professor_Rakor: 1% chance foil in a pack.
Two_Hats: Do y'all have the Japanese art for that one
RayFK: LIKE I SAID IT'S BEEN A WEEK JAMES
Diabore: 1 per draft pack
thraximore: @tidehollowcat why would she make art for a dying game? wheelerKappa
stevefromdetroit: 3 in collectors if i recall
ChippTunes: I can’t speak to the playability of any of these cards but from an art standpoint, *every single one* of these is an absolute homerun
RockPusher: gabyLul
Gaytanic_Panic: oooooooooooh
spiffinn: japanese is ~50% i think, in japanese language boosters
Ammondale: BRUH
theaggrokrag: lol thrax
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BITs19_: BRUH
DiscordianTokkan: Oooooh
MegaDosX: Of note it's also one per Arena pack too, both for Limited/Sealed and for packs earned in rewards and bought in store
Hangedman: I may have just ordered a box of JP set boosters
noSmokeFire: mmm grapes
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Alas_Babylon: Grapeshot, Tendrils, Mind's Desire, this is gonna be nutter butters
Pinkiefan: It’s like shiny pokemon now, which type of shiny?
RandomTrivia: LUL
That1GuyBen: As a reminder dampening sphere is legal in historic
Hangedman: Shoutouts to bulk shippers
xantos69: So you are telling me I can storm out in this format. Good...
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
RayFK: #Content
MegaDosX: Jordan why
circusofkirkus: :(
Shemerson: there's one card that looks like a bad photoshop
Alas_Babylon: ;-;
monakai: Answer us coward!
RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic_HF rayfkSanic
ChippTunes: I can believe it
RayFK: Dude they suck
RayFK: They know it
control_rig: Eh we deserve it
stevefromdetroit: tbf we deserve it
SnowBuddy18: yeah, we deservy it
Alas_Babylon: kinda yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Hola all
Rogue_07: It's a fair cop
benjamin_wheeler: @RayFK glhf
MegaDosX: @Shemerson Technically two. Harmonize and Faithless Looting have the same artist and similar style, and while Harmonize trips me out, Faithless Looting looks /terrible/
Officinalis: We deserve it
Haroldholmes25: is ben's cube family friendly? last I remember it was sick nasty
Ammondale: we de serve it *clap clap clapclapclap*
RayFK: @benjamin_wheeler <3
Alas_Babylon: @Dog_of_Myth hola señor perro
sheer_falacy: monored counterspells here I come!
theaggrokrag: mono white card draw
Shemerson: yes those ones @MegaDosX
Alas_Babylon: mono green control
Enigma129912: Hey there! just throwing this out there but if anyone has a pre release code they’re not using could you let me know?
bwk789: Just seen the ppr tweet, it 2 weeks away?!
NarishmaReborn: thraben inspector is sweet
James_LRR: yup
bwk789: Also, how’s Adam doing, hope our bio is doing well
A_Dub888: Thraben Inspector has a better hat
monakai: The little common that could
MegaDosX: I wonder if Hamza's now in the cube
Max_Fan: "I don't know if white's best 1 drop after Mother of Runes is better than random other white 1-drop"
ChippTunes: Also RayFK Japanese boxes are out of stock on Card Kingdom so TISK TISK
RandomTrivia: SingsNote Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo SingsNote Inspector Thraben SingsNote
Qvdv: Do we have a full card list available?
Juliamon: !deck
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (26 March 2021: Peasant Cube) Ben's Peasant Cube list can be found here: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/12g8
theaggrokrag: I very enjoy this already gentlemen
Qvdv: Juliamon ty <3
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MegaDosX: *fingers crossed for Hamza in Selesnya because I love that big elephant boi*
leroygardner81: Is this what Kathleen wanted when she asked Alex for an analysis on standard?
Fruan: Spooder spooning?!
A_Dub888: !card spider spawning
LRRbot: Spider Spawning [4G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, Spooder Spawning!
DeGunner: oooh spiders
MegaDosX: All of the spiders!
Earthenone: so 5 players forcing spider spawning again, got it
MegaDosX: lmao Serge
Sibwow: simic linings
lizardwizardblizzard2003: spoiler?
wharra: hooPOE
LoxhamInABox: get adam in here
control_rig: Hoopoe!
lizardwizardblizzard2003: Is spoiler given yet?
sheer_falacy: Simic Slaw
wtrob: Love me a River Hoopoe
Haroldholmes25: poggers
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ElektroTal: 52 months! that's absurd
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MegaDosX: Hamza's in! Best cube ever.
benjamin_wheeler: *mtg twitter voice*: uh, so it's suboptimal?
lizardwizardblizzard2003: is spoiler done? Any more spoilers?
RayFK: @benjamin_wheeler Always
bwk789: Strictly worse cube?
Juliamon: lizardwizardblizzard2003 No need to spam. Spoiler was already done.
Alas_Babylon: @lizardwizardblizzard2003 It was already done, it was Tainted Pact
kristof162028: Hey guys what do u think of the c21 precon commanders?
queenfounder: My VPN on my work laptop is refusing to cooperate. Guess it’s time for FNPF
lizardwizardblizzard2003: oh ok
Field94: I take it then when the opportunity arrises doom blade will also be missing out in the cube?
RandomTrivia: *heckle*
Sibwow: to announce pivots
Alas_Babylon: goofbois
Qvdv: benjamin_wheeler feeling very subtweeted right now
Countjondi: im here for the good
DeGunner: me goofsta
Countjondi: and the goof
Alas_Babylon: and the goop?
flatluigi: take the rare!
sheer_falacy: take the rare
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMuldcb
wtrob: It does have a Hoopoe though
MegaDosX: I can see a couple of OK options
circusofkirkus: it has birds
DiscordianTokkan: Shock IS good...
RandomTrivia: Wheeler doing another bonus "Is This Your Card?" LUL
circusofkirkus: it's a great pack
DeGunner: Cavalcade seems dope
raaabr: Biiiiiird
thraximore: Bolt for 2 is good
SnowBuddy18: cavalcade dot deck?
Rogtilop: Wheelerchan draft cam VoHiYo
Alas_Babylon: "Back at it again with another TF2 live commentary, this time on pl_icy_elemental"
Rogue_07: Hey, Ivy Elemental was a rare once!
tarkes12: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
xantos69: Gifted, Watcher, Lava...These are all great choices.
leroygardner81: all 600 of us met up beforehand
Dog_of_Myth: We workshopped it earlier.
Rogue_07: I opened it when I was about 12 years old
control_rig: Shock is shock
queenfounder: Wheeler hair looking particularly spiffy. Love it!
ariborealis: Oh damn peasant draft??? pog
frogomb: Gifted would be my pick
RendezVoodoo: simic linings
wtrob: Wheeler it's a bird
raaabr: Aristocrats time?
DeGunner: that would be sick
spiffinn: i was looking at bastion
MegaDosX: Are the non-camera people watching chat?
ariborealis: take shock coward
flatluigi: aristocrats....
Professor_Rakor: This seems fun, wait no, we can't have that.
Field94: When in doubt, force spider spawning, even if you never see it coxKappa
RockPusher: The wheelerY wheelerFee s
SnowBuddy18: you could also get the vamp
RandomTrivia: LUL
RayFK: Get out of chat losers
RayFK: All 5 of you
HundreydAundre: Thanks, Srr Chat.
averythetiger: Welp. Free Lava Coil for James I guess
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo good boi there
Diabore: offering is good in sacrfice
asthanius: Are they all Trygon Predator?
leroygardner81: Theres people and thens there non-camera people
DeGunner: c1 and c8 seems good, and in color
Two_Hats: Hey LRR people, y'all are great
Swamplor: Wait, I *also* don't want bad things to happen! Should I stop reading chat?
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Countjondi: offering seems good
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
DiscordianTokkan: James barging in with the "WhatUP Bus-suckers!" redux
thraximore: Fast boi
SnowBuddy18: bottom left?
DeGunner: hot
MegaDosX: Offering synergises kinda with Bastion, but Ahn-Crop Crasher is Ahn-Crop Crasher
control_rig: Offering?
bwk789: Is white bring cut p1?
frogomb: This cube already looks fun
asthanius: Yes hello Streamer
DeGunner: you just did
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooo
asthanius: Awoooo
RockPusher: The linguistic perils of that streamer life
combatiblewombatible: yeooo whats popping chaterino
Professor_Rakor: Look at these reasonable boys.
LemonOnRye: hmmm... yes... cards
bwk789: White is definitely being taken?
SnowBuddy18: do it
asthanius: removal and planeswalkers. There are planeswalkers in this uncommon and common cube, right?
BITs19_: !card thriving moor
LRRbot: Thriving Moor | Land | Thriving Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Moor enters the battlefield, choose a color other than black. / {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.
PIayswithFlRE: there could be; kiora's fun and uncommon
divreon: I always run mono-removal... It's a problem because not winning is annoying... but I'm used to it.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If they're picking removal, we can avoid drafting creatures, then there's nothing to remove!
DeGunner: to play against removal, draft bad creatures
theopolist: exclusion mage is amazing
BITs19_: !card fireblade artist
LRRbot: Fireblade Artist [BR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, Fireblade Artist deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
raaabr: Silversmote ghoul...?
asthanius: What's that Kermit the Frog?
control_rig: Ooof that seems super greedy
Ammondale: leave the artist off then
SnowBuddy18: ghoul
Ammondale: pivot forever
monakai: 5 color pretty alright stuff
control_rig: Agreed
papagette: can we get there for ghoul?
RandomTrivia: We learned last time that it is apparently VERY easy being green, at least in this weirdly specific format
A_Dub888: Its splashable
Obsc: take the good card :)
frogomb: 4 color bullshit go!
DeGunner: solid 7/10 card
xantos69: Tin Street tho?
ariborealis: a brick, like, as in you throw it at someone
control_rig: Oooooh
Ammondale: oh noooooo
spiffinn: oooh
MegaDosX: OK well that's a windmill slam
Haroldholmes25: well we got there
Dog_of_Myth: Poggers
Two_Hats: Wait that was Nelly
DeGunner: 10/10
combatiblewombatible: mostrasaur tho
thraximore: Poggifers!
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
combatiblewombatible: HUGE
Alas_Babylon: Mardu Aristocrats!?!
LemonOnRye: Draft = won
Alas_Babylon: Yeeeeeees
Two_Hats: I didn't realize that
leroygardner81: poops today
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divreon: not Raise the alarm?
Haroldholmes25: I'm glad that cam was able to join us in spirit
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Ben Fold's Five
Sibwow: that sure is a reference
DeGunner: Does this cube have the snow duals?
HundreydAundre: >_<
Juliamon: !decks
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asthanius: Vent Sentinel?
MegaDosX: Wall of Blossoms?
ariborealis: tuk tuk rubble fort?
thebirdhawk: thermo alchemist right
lamina5432: electromancer
circusofkirkus: spear spewer
lowman02: wall of blossoms
Naarius: Tuktuk Rubblefort
SnowBuddy18: thermo
Sibwow: Luke Cage
Ammondale: thermo alchemist?
MegaDosX: Oh it could be Thermo-Alchemist
HundreydAundre: When Graham realized he became the nervous button meme
A_Dub888: !card goblin defender
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LemonOnRye: LUL
monakai: There's the one that taps damage everybody one
leroygardner81: goblins can be defenders, but not all defenders are goblins
Mediocre_Man5: a card called "goblin defender" would almost certainly not have defender, though
corpocracy: pretty sure it's thermoalchemist
Diabore: oh that is really weird
LemonOnRye: That Goblin is a defender PogChamp
asthanius: Spear Spewer is a Goblin Defender
flatluigi: stage though
UnkeptFlea: well theres the goblin defender
Professor_Rakor: Oh look, the goblin defender
monakai: Yeah, that one
jamiewisdom74: light up the stage
Max_Fan: Red Mortarpod is so good
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
grometty: the mask is nice but how about that goblin?
theaggrokrag: this is a family stream ben
DeGunner: it wheeled
ariborealis: that counters matter elephant is on arena?
Two_Hats: Mono red defender seems open
asthanius: the future is now old man
MegaDosX: Also Coil didn't go, interesting
nudeldiesuppe: Anyone know what programm/site they are using?
RandomTrivia: Big Benny Wheels is Wheeling the good stuff
limkgmg: LOL
ofstrife: you wheeled because you're wheeler, hahahaha
BITs19_: !card cavalcade of calamity
LRRbot: Cavalcade of Calamity [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, Cavalcade of Calamity deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Ammondale: is james gonna do the thing again?
theaggrokrag: Simic is my favorite
asthanius: simic looks so different from what I'm used to
leroygardner81: trap has HAS been activated
Ammondale: UM
shurtal: Benjamin " 'Wheeled' Benny Wheels" Wheeler
MegaDosX: Oh hey look what came bac
Haroldholmes25: I guess red is open
MegaDosX: back*
control_rig: So red is open
limkgmg: ahn-crop
NeutralPlatypus: who all is drafting?
theopolist: lava coil and crasher wheeled, geez
circusofkirkus: no
divreon: take it
lowman02: utterly no
control_rig: No
MegaDosX: @NeutralPlatypus Graham, James, Wheeler, Nelson, Serge, and Ben
leroygardner81: take
sheer_falacy: you should always try hard
lowman02: medium red let's go
DiscordianTokkan: If it wheeled it's FINE
LarkSachrosis: Retire? In this economy!?
Max_Fan: No, it wheeled
leroygardner81: its the jiuce
divreon: you're hurting me, just take good cards...
RandomTrivia: LUL
LarkSachrosis cries in millenial
NeutralPlatypus: @MegaDosX thanks!
sheer_falacy: I'll check
DeGunner: yeah
thebirdhawk: i'll roll it
theaggrokrag: you rolled a 4 ben
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
UnkeptFlea: 4
thebirdhawk: 3
MegaDosX: I rolled a 5
lilyoswald: why wouldn't you want to try hard?
control_rig: 3
bikedog: 4
ALEISmALPTO: is this magic online?
bwk789: 9 cards in pack
nudeldiesuppe: Anyone know what Programm/site they are using?
bwk789: Wait I can’t count
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
sheer_falacy: lucky!
lilyoswald: lol
trevorwisn: lol
leroygardner81: what
LemonOnRye: EZ
monakai: Scientific
Max_Fan: LUL
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
DeGunner: lol
lilyoswald: never didn't have it
asthanius: He did count to 8
thraximore: No he definitely counted 8
Haroldholmes25: pupper pogs
SnowBuddy18: we definitely got it
Two_Hats: seabatNogood
ruscobrog: FBtouchdown
tarkes12: definitly
MegaDosX: No shenanigans
flatluigi: pup
Dog_of_Myth: He did got there
Ammondale: he did in fact get there
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Diabore: youre on your own ben
theaggrokrag: sick hydroid krasis pickup Ben. cant believe the ither ben included it by accident
Tyrimat: Woo!
Gaytanic_Panic: benginDab
DeGunner: He got it
laikagoat: confirmed got there
ofstrife: wheeled that d8
Countjondi: got there we did
frogomb: If you're not trying hard, are you trying? Be a try hard
leroygardner81: never didnt have it
juice_tins: was tainted pact actually spoiled?
Haroldholmes25: pupper works with cavalcade
sheer_falacy: don't worry, your secret is safe with us until it isn't
circusofkirkus: juice_tins
philippekav: but Awoooo!
Caryotip2: i confirm you did count to 8 and pick the card
divreon: The pup is good
circusofkirkus: yes beginning of stream
limkgmg: mireinator
flatluigi: the pup is good
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Goblin's are not naturally suited to defending so I'm imagining Goblin Defender is something like a 3/1 Haste First Strike.
lowman02: rampart smasher beat the walls deck
UnkeptFlea: maja wheeled!
HundreydAundre: Why are you reading chat? Were either always right, or never right; so practically, N E I T H E R.
DeGunner: If you can get more fixing its probably worth right?
control_rig: Alarm?
Haroldholmes25: raise the alarm seems dece
Ammondale: raise the alarm seems good here
Squdnate: What website are they using to make this draft?
asthanius: Sounds like Serge is playing mono-lands
control_rig: Go with the theme!
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: dragon
Tyrimat: GO FAST
Decaped: dragon
asthanius: Yes
Alas_Babylon: Theme
Naarius: Dagron
zolo9: Dragon
Mindfire13: dragon
Max_Fan: DAGRON!
RandomTrivia: DARGON
wtrob: dagron
Tecklin: theme
FacelessManAboutTown: Dragon
A_Dub888: Dragon
monakai: Choo choo
LoxhamInABox: theme
DiscordianTokkan: Dargon!
Haroldholmes25: ttheme
flatluigi: theme
Magpiesrule1234: theme
tarkes12: theme
foxtail34: theme!
lowman02: wingless dragon
philippekav: theme
sheer_falacy: theme
leroygardner81: dragon
tribbletribal: Theme!
Cinn13: Theme it up
Ammondale: dragon is better but take theme
corpocracy: dargon
spiffinn: theme
UnkeptFlea: themed dragon
NightWingMistHawk: theme
SnowBuddy18: theme
wrapscalion: theme
IgnisDeus: t-rex boi!!
Professor_Rakor: draaaagons
Sibwow: theme
Rogue_07: theme
Scar_Red_Tiger: Rollercoaster
limkgmg: THEME BECAUSE I BE SPIKE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Theme dragon.
thebirdhawk: land
I_Am_Clockwork: make your theme dragons
Tyrimat: Large and in charge
tangokilo421: Dragon!
lamina5432: a draft were Serge doesn't pivet?!!
NeutralPlatypus: themed-dragon
IbunWest: Theme
asthanius: Whales are dragons of the sea
ariborealis: what is a whale if not a blue dragon?
LemonOnRye: LUL
flojosch: is the theme Dragon?
FacelessManAboutTown: And the flag of wales is a dragon
Two_Hats: muting myself
white_whale1: dagron
bikedog: monkaS
leroygardner81: I cant read
superdude097: 4
Fruan: I'm a distraction!
floki4242: lava axe on stick
ofstrife: roll a d8
UnkeptFlea: well if dinosaurs arent real, how do you explain whales?
Officinalis: dragon
sheer_falacy: counting cards? That's not allowed
Sibwow: '/poll theme or dragon
queso_gaming: Dragon
Gaytanic_Panic: 546
Juliamon: Could someone in chat please whisper me a clip of the spoiler reveal? I want to make a command.
FacelessManAboutTown: therefore whales mean you pick dragons
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RockPusher: Serge calls for the third option - canals sergeCanal
Haroldholmes25: really nobody in red huh
leroygardner81: You guys cant hear us yelling?
NeutralPlatypus: the elephant in the room
LarkSachrosis: lrrHORN
MegaDosX: I love that elephant boi, but I guess no-one's on +1/+1 counters
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Officinalis: Coach Nelly with the big cheats
MegaDosX: Also Light Up the Stage came back, what?
Hadouken_lol_catz: mardoo tokens noice
asthanius: Awooo!
jamiewisdom74: we are DOING it
Haroldholmes25: looking for that young peezy
Earthenone: no love for hoopoes here it seems
grometty: a thing we might
RandomTrivia: DOGGO
Two_Hats: How Play Magic If Eye Closed
leroygardner81: All I can say is Jund is an easy pivot
fhorrigan: That's a pack and a half
control_rig: Don't-Mind-If-I-Mardu
MegaDosX: OK there is some /spice/ in this pack
Haroldholmes25: this pack is monobangers
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerPog
imgpw: oven + mayhem devil
Tecklin: cave?
Haroldholmes25: can wheel red cards
SnowBuddy18: land?
asthanius: of in the cold food
thraximore: I can SMELL what Wheeler is COOKING
jamiewisdom74: bolt?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW this pack has so much going on
Hadouken_lol_catz: enforcer is pretty sick
bwk789: Bonkers pack
Officinalis: Zero Hoopoe respect by the whole table.
combatiblewombatible: breaddd
Two_Hats: What's That CUBE?! (ala Pokemon)
Tyrimat: No slurpin
flatluigi: enforcer is good
leroygardner81: kiln?
Sibwow: 🥜
catfoo123: I don't
Tyrimat: Sadness
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spiffinn: caves?
Earthenone: that piker is good and on theme
Ammondale: can we use that thing that let's us take the whole pack?
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
asthanius: skelmaton
bwk789: Skele boo for sac shenanigans
Haroldholmes25: could just take land
leroygardner81: skele
lilyoswald: hey, meat eater golem
Scar_Red_Tiger: GO bigger
Haroldholmes25: or knight
Tecklin: land?
control_rig: Skelly
monakai: Will we ever get to that mana cost?
Earthenone: we arent counting to 7 wheeler
Hadouken_lol_catz: is it meat or golem?
flatluigi: skele?
LemonOnRye: Good cards? DansGame
sheer_falacy: if no one picks anything then everything will wheel
Mr_Gainsworth: good cards? in a pack? oh my!
leroygardner81: meme!
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frogomb: heywoaBIG
MegaDosX: Hope the golem comes back I guess
leroygardner81: @laikagoat Thanks for the gift sub!
Qvdv: I liked the boring card that allows you to cast your spells
lilyoswald: take the solid, wheel the spice, good plan
Two_Hats: Well good news
sheer_falacy: ooh, simic uncommon
Haroldholmes25: I mean grim initiate is fine
Earthenone: whitehawk?
laikagoat: @leroygardner81 lrrHEART
Two_Hats: this isn't Dota
thraximore: Take the emo skele
PinballWitch: but how is it in the history of artifact?
adambomb625: honestly not that bad in this deck
code1300: Myr
Earthenone: or two dudes for 1 mana could be ok
Diabore: we can cut tayova?
Diabore: she kinda wrecks us
leroygardner81: samut?
MegaDosX: You should take the Simic uncommon :p
lowman02: deck needs more razortip whip in it
Professor_Rakor: oops, all gotchas
RandomTrivia: An "Oops-gotcha" is usually followed by an "Oopsy-boingo"
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the "Oops I spent too much money on Gatchas" card
bigwigthebunnysoldier: The in the history of dota dude is a rapist and racist fun fact
frogomb: That myr made so many good RPGs
FacelessManAboutTown: Don't cut in a non-team draft :P
ConcedeToTheLeft: Can anyone in chat tell me what programme they are using to draft?
bwk789: Oops gotcha aaaaahhh hooked on a feeling
sheer_falacy: hate drafting is always nice with friends
Dog_of_Myth: Noice
thraximore: Only one choice here.
asthanius: hyuk
sheer_falacy: some colors seem open
MegaDosX: I feel like green's reasonably open
t_peazy: I don't get to catch FNPF live very often. glad I'm here for it.
RockPusher: elfunkToxic
LoxhamInABox: woah thats powerful
mulligan2six: couldn't get that cleared
flatluigi: phyrexian reclamation??
MegaDosX: What about Toxic as played on a recorder?
leroygardner81: Paul has a button for that
RandomTrivia: Toxic, as performed on a Fender Rhodes LUL
Professor_Rakor: get recl'd
control_rig: Stop. Please stop
ElektroTal: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: droowoopy
RockPusher: wheelerDroopy
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
CoemgenTaillear: wheelerDroopy
Gaytanic_Panic: Can Ben give us a free "Oh No HE'S HOT"?
sheer_falacy: Droopy is the basic state of things to which we all return
thraximore: now you GOTTA droopy
Dumori: DrUwUpy
MegaDosX: WOW
wtrob: LUL
LemonOnRye: LUL
ElektroTal: Wheeler did Droopy Dog reading the bible the other day
monakai: lol
MegaDosX: OK that got me
Hadouken_lol_catz: weapanize the monsters Kreygasm
NeutralPlatypus: no
NeutralPlatypus: why
Earthenone: do we have a kidz bop shuffle button?
sheer_falacy: spoilers
A_Dub888: This is why you lose Shane. Everyone knows love comes from the heart.
mulligan2six: ooopsie I did it agaiwn
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerDroopy
leroygardner81: take the kiln
DeGunner: wait c1
bwk789: You left the car ie mulder!
SnowBuddy18: take the smoothie
divreon: oven
niccus: what if this still gets hit by content id
leroygardner81: lol
control_rig: Immediate regret
Masslost: sounds like we need captain cave man in this draft
thraximore: I don't believe you
gualdhar: Wheeler? Responsible? since when?
Sibwow: @benjamin_wheeler I edited the wikipedia page for hannah barbera
lowman02: this pack was mediocre
MegaDosX: This one was a bit lame I think
BITs19_: next pack
Ammondale: this was meteor golem pack
SnowBuddy18: this was the pack with the pretty art
ElektroTal: billie elish's bad paaaaack
lowman02: is that a crying pig dog in the background
BITs19_: everything wheeled
MegaDosX: Some little monsters?
FacelessManAboutTown: @elektrotal gc7Hi
Dr_Shandor: Hey Shivam
LaskoReadsComics: Little darlings... It feels like years since Wheel's been here...
Rogue_07: Everything Wheelered
SnowbirdMike: heath
asthanius: Can I get curly fries?
Diabore: can i get a number 3?
Two_Hats: Magic apple
NeutralPlatypus: cool whip
NightWingMistHawk: I would say the Heath
Ammondale: heath blizzard
DiscordianTokkan: Got any pepperoni sticks?
flatluigi: land
Field94: lrrDILLY ?
Stormthius: hot dog
Hadouken_lol_catz: #2 hot
divreon: Hot fries
lowman02: eternal taskmaster--pretty much eternal witness
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: I will have a slice of pepperoni
leroygardner81: mountain dew!
snortablecola: 4 dozen eggs?
I_Am_Clockwork: an egg\
MegaDosX: Can I get some Maltesers please?
SnowBuddy18: I would say the dog walker
DeGunner: A diet coal
wtrob: I was also gonna say gummies
superdude097: A Yellow Gatorade
Sibwow: mozz sticks
Earthenone: peach rings
Alas_Babylon: son of baconator no mayo large fry
Tecklin: two bite brownies?
limkgmg: some -3s pls
SnowbirdMike: assorted cheese
ConcedeToTheLeft: The scratch card my dad said he was getting the last time I saw him
Sordidambition: A sword of cheese
ariborealis: assorted gummi cheeses
bikedog: do you have the thin mint ones not the oreo ones
Professor_Rakor: One sword of gummies.
RockPusher: Hotdog Wet
IgnisDeus: fritos
NarishmaReborn: a sordid cheese
jamiewisdom74: one bite brownies
SnowbirdMike: cheese gummies?
asthanius: Some sort of cheese
FacelessManAboutTown: Quart of rum
NeutralPlatypus: one sort
Inkompetence: A sword of cheese?
DeM0nFiRe: A sword of cheese
TheInnsanity: how the hell do you sort cheese?
stupidforgames: yogurt is sort of cheese, right?
tribbletribal: A sort of cheese or a sort-of cheese?
PinballWitch: a sword of cheese?
Swamplor: Most fast food places use sort-of cheese
mulligan2six: sword of cheese and crackers
Ammondale: rip fixing
TheWriterAleph: assorted sort-of cheese
Ukon_Cairns: how much is in a sort? mpieThink
RaklarLS: something something, cheesy comestibles
NeutralPlatypus: wheeler is the problem and the solution
lirazel64: pasteurized processed cheese food.
asthanius: #content
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: I feel engaged
Veste: are we engaged now?
foxtail34: too much cheese
Ammondale: take that claim
TheInnsanity: Excallicheddar
Sibwow: cheese to plowshares
MegaDosX: Next un-set, print it
NarishmaReborn: the worst book of a song of ice and fire
lowman02: wasn't the original naturalize art "cheese sword"
monakai: Cheese sort is my least favorite DS&A problem
asthanius: country club draft
lirazel64: en gouda!
djalternative: I'm currently in the process of creating salmon teryaki
PinballWitch: but what about sword of peanut butter and jelly?
LemonOnRye: The Sword of Damocheese?
tribbletribal: Equip 2, protection from dairy and gluten
fcloud: i'm so engaged, ben and I are getting married on the 12th. you're all invited
jamiewisdom74: sword of feast and feast
RatekStormcrow: sword of chees and chackers .. something something food tokens ?
Veste: sword of cheese and whine
RaklarLS: sword of brie: meld equipped creature into another
SnowBuddy18: sword of beef and potatoes
MegaDosX: Well I guess no-one else is in a sacrifice deck
Hadouken_lol_catz: did wheeler get the historic sac deck wut
Naarius: Swords to Cheese Wheels
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sword of wine and cheese.
PinballWitch: Burrito of Bean and Cheese Cheer50
NeutralPlatypus: rhino win-win
Diabore: the rhino is stronger
Haroldholmes25: I keep forgetting it's a 6 person draft so a ton of stuff wheels
t_peazy: Guacamole is the worst thing to dip chips in. send tweet. love you Nelson
Hadouken_lol_catz: gaaaaaary
flatluigi: surveyor?
MegaDosX: I see removal
Ammondale: thirst?
jamiewisdom74: big chief
leroygardner81: hat!
Tecklin: thraben?
flatluigi: oh yeah thirst
Veste: what's the website?
thraximore: removal is nice
bwk789: Banner
NeutralPlatypus: boooooo, thraben OP
DeGunner: a regular pogliacci
asthanius: no you don't
sheer_falacy: why
MegaDosX: Like, possibly the best removal in the cube
asthanius: you don't have to do anything
jwholla: nope, never
asthanius: live your best life
leroygardner81: i was thinking the same thing when you suggested land responsibly
jamiewisdom74: gobbo?
flatluigi: instigator?
MegaDosX: I like the goblins here
PinballWitch: but wheeler, with your big brain, doesn't every pick make you feel that way?
control_rig: Instigator?
asthanius: goblinstigator
lowman02: barge in is such a hilarious card--hey kid's it's me
RomanGoro: By "at some point" you mean in your magic career or just this draft?
Haroldholmes25: two tiny babies in one
ariborealis: instagoblier
NeutralPlatypus: widdle baby gobbies
jamiewisdom74: this deck is tite
MegaDosX: Oh no, please, I'm just a level one goblin
fcloud: cards that do things? that's so 2002
Haroldholmes25: let's goooo
NeutralPlatypus: haunted wit
SnowbirdMike: bingo
Sibwow: paul blartist
flatluigi: yooo blood artist
MegaDosX: Holy moly
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Dang
wtrob: seabatApp
Hadouken_lol_catz: paul blartist
leroygardner81: the birb hopefully whells
divreon: blood artist is good
MegaDosX: I just saw the dogs and thought "neat" and skipped right over the Blood Artist
Earthenone: how curious
thraximore: Kreygasm
NeutralPlatypus: curve doesn't matter
asthanius: You have Mayhem Devil at least
Ammondale: you already have the one
thraximore: Art!
Hulio826: looks like something nice is gonna wheel in that pack, maybe even two
imgpw: well i guess we can be aristocrats
lowman02: devil, bastion, artist, you're good
Sibwow: pepper jack loves fraggle rock
jamiewisdom74: where is serge?
MegaDosX: Also, Guttersnipe's in this cube? Yikes.
PinballWitch: I haven't had a good pepperjack grilled cheese in a minute!
flatluigi: angrath...
RandomTrivia: You know what they say, "Monterey Jack, and don't you come back no more..."
Alas_Babylon: Heroic?
leroygardner81: da cow lady
Earthenone: zelot?
sheer_falacy: I just heard a beep
TheInnsanity: it beeped for us
Sibwow: we can edit it in post
Alas_Babylon: Cow lady is actually Cow dad
Swamplor: When is watershed on twitch anyway?
Hadouken_lol_catz: heroic is soo good with the tokens
leroygardner81: i heard ben endorse non smoking?
jamiewisdom74: zealot fuego
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Paul bleeped what?
flatluigi: beep?
RandomTrivia: *beep*
asthanius: bloop
Tecklin: bleep
Tygersrule: what is the website they are using to do this?
flatluigi: moo
PinballWitch: Moo Moo Meadows?
TheInnsanity: put a quarter in the swear speech jammer
Earthenone: get that back to the 4 drop slot
Earthenone: we arent paying 6
MegaDosX: m o o
fcloud: ben wheeler's humor? imagine an asmr stream trying to sleep with you
Earthenone: its only one pip :P
NeutralPlatypus: 2
Qvdv: 14?
asthanius: 1
djalternative: 14
RandomTrivia: MORE THAN THAT SERGE
PinballWitch: 13
Gaytanic_Panic: 8
commakazi1: 5
xantos69: I once ran a 14 land draft deck and went 5-0. Just saying.
RandomTrivia: Oh ok, 15 might be doable
lowman02: in this format 16 likely
flatluigi: ooo elspeth
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah salvager
superdude097: Is Belcher in the format? Kappa
Ammondale: hey look free sac outlet
Earthenone: salvage is good herfe
PinballWitch: mono red curve caps at 2, then 12 maybe?
NeutralPlatypus: honest answer 16
PinballWitch: not on arena! the latest LR had a lot of info on this
NeutralPlatypus: thraben!
vrecken: What serge?
sheer_falacy: one drops that draw cards sound pretty good
flatluigi: surveyor?\
SnowBuddy18: mono red bo1 was playing like 12 for a while
leroygardner81: hat lady!
flatluigi: i likethe tiny robot
Ammondale: surveyor seems good
Earthenone: speaking of 1 drops that draw cards..
xantos69: pyromancer always overperforms.
jamiewisdom74: robo boy
leroygardner81: keep the one drops from serge
LoxhamInABox: remorse for board?
Tecklin: remorse for board?
sheer_falacy: a one drop that draws cards for just 3 mana!
Haroldholmes25: inspector remorse or pyromancer
asthanius: meaty ochre
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I like several of these cards, but not for the deck we've drafted.
NeutralPlatypus: boooo
code1300: Banner
lowman02: this cube looks fun as hell
PinballWitch: so I don't remember where I saw it first, but the early nickname for Professor Onyx looks like it might be Liliana of the Yale
flatluigi: you might end up cutting white
leroygardner81: @asthanius lol
circusofkirkus: you're welcome
Veste: you're welcome
control_rig: You're welcome
Qvdv: you're welcome
Haroldholmes25: you're welcome
DiscordianTokkan: It does indeed look sick
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
The_Quiet_Alestain: wat?
sheer_falacy: we're very helpful
Lithobraker: I just got here, I'm helping!
Ammondale: what can I say except
DeGunner: this deck seems gas
Professor_Rakor: Don't ever accuse us of contribution.
Gaytanic_Panic: benginDab FBtouchdown benginDab FBtouchdown benginDab FBtouchdown
LoxhamInABox: I made this :)
Tecklin: DOGS
TheTobster96: wheelerBless
control_rig: Yes?
Naarius: nbd breh
corpocracy: I was here
monakai: Fine, ur welcome
Two_Hats: no 42
superdude097: LUL
control_rig: I am
asthanius: Now listen here you little shit
The_Quiet_Alestain: Indeed
Makimachine: Ouch, that hurt.
SnowBuddy18: no problem
circusofkirkus: you're welcome - circusofkirkus
obionedrop: no problem
ShaneLeeAtk: And if we are?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I was at one point.
lowman02: k tnx Bonjamin Weedler
KaleidoscopeMind: proper way is to say 'no problem'
gualdhar: no prob
Sibwow: aint no thang wheels
Gaytanic_Panic: ow
Veste: the rock is gonna kick ur ass
Dr_Shandor: 42
philippekav: I mean .. yes
NUTSOFODEN: im so tired i got a new credit card in the mail, then was handed a card sleeve by a roommate. so i sleeved my new credit card
Cinn13: No /Cinn
TheWriterAleph: Hey Wheeler, Good Luck! Sincerely, TheWriterAleph
thraximore: -Sincerely, Chat
PinballWitch: I love y'all, - Rachel
Gaytanic_Panic: oof ouchie owie my bones
mixman_27: You are welcome
mulligan2six: You're welcome - Muligan2six
jamiewisdom74: doge!
lirazel64: I'm 66. So what?
leroygardner81: Dear Graham, No, From Leroygardner81
Gimbal_Magsen: Sincerely
control_rig: Ugh I hate that
leroygardner81: solid gold pick
Veste: chat what thing are they using to draft?
gualdhar: that's so awful...
SnowBuddy18: @NUTSOFODEN I feel like your roommate knew what was going to happen and wanted a laugh, but get some sleep
PinballWitch: oh i real ellipsis as trailing off
jamiewisdom74: no zealot :(
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW lrrAWW
lowman02: can you blame them
matthaus_c: the other day, do you mean two years ago?
sheer_falacy: how Ben met your mother
PinballWitch: my parents actually did disowned me :/
Two_Hats: Its... funny, you see.
Sibwow: LRR needs a bring your parents to work day
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wheeler's parents can only talk to one Ben.
YeetTheRich_: i ship it
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
BoBrinkman: wait... I do that ellipsis thing...
NUTSOFODEN: @SnowBuddy18 just home form work, so after some wind down sleep is on the menue :)
asthanius: It's funny because it's true
asthanius: So much swearing
sheer_falacy: We Made This
asthanius: Tsk tsk
MegaDosX: What do you cut though?
thraximore: Perfect curve
TheInnsanity: Graham desperately trying to contain the swears
leroygardner81: you are gonna play rhino right? that supplementary jund?
Alas_Babylon: -Devotee, -Palladium, 23?
spiffinn: are we playing palladium myr? i love it if so
TotallyNotaBeholder: Strong like cow
Ammondale: remember your fixing too Ben!
lightfoot14: mardu it!
PinballWitch: Mar-Doing-It
YeetTheRich_: dOes ThiS gO in aRisTocRatS?
NavelWarfare: So is Mardu mellow Rakdos or spicy Boros?
TheMerricat: Chat, this is a separate program?
Alas_Babylon: It is *absolutely* spicy Boros
RayFK: IF I WAS INVISIBLE
Alas_Babylon: Imagine making a bunch of soldiers, but then they all get put into a vat of sacrifice sauce
Ballistic_Meatball: sorry if it has been answered already, but what software is being used to draft?
leroygardner81: i hate it when ben hides my buttons
RayFK: IN A ROW
MegaDosX: @TheMerricat It is. There's no way to build your own cube in Arena at the moment, so they have to use another program.
Haroldholmes25: seems fair
MegaDosX: Though I think it's a website
code1300: Cut salvager
MegaDosX: Should you include your dual lands before exporting?
IgnisDeus: need lands before export?
leroygardner81: Yes
DiscordianTokkan: Sounds like a good plan
Qvdv: I agree,
LoxhamInABox: ah yes, free counterspell
sheer_falacy: this has been your TED talk
DeGunner: yep
lowman02: deck building with Benjamin Wheeler
monakai: Excellent TED talk
PinballWitch: free life gain!
SnowbirdMike: no reclamation?
MegaDosX: OK cool, just thought I'd check
code1300: Did not read second part sry
sheer_falacy: you can afford uncommons!
TheInnsanity: prancy pants
Sibwow: wheeler you should cut black and red
MegaDosX: Arena calls it Artisan
superdude097: @themerricat It's a website mtgadraft [dot] herokuapp [dot] com
PinballWitch: i thought it was called Artisan on Arena?
YeetTheRich_: pleb cube
jamiewisdom74: we love u serge
Lithobraker: When do we get the Prancy Pants Cube?
TheMerricat: thanks chat :)
lowman02: put the LED in Ben it gives you one more damage for your devil, and can be used for eternal taskmaster activations..sick
SnackPak_: like song lyrics
MegaDosX: I think Peasant is technically a different format, but it's Ben's cube, he can call it what he wants :p
TheMerricat: lol
leroygardner81: serge will throw an egg at ben
SnowbirdMike: you are playing it so you get to pick it.
Micsig: @PinballWitch I think they let rare lands in this cube
Shadowner: 90,000 cards or something
DeGunner: it seems great
Earthenone: prancy pants will come when lrr gets to the office and can draft MLP in person
RandomTrivia: Defiant S. is 100% a rapper from Kaladesh
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
lowman02: !card release the dogs
LRRbot: Release the Dogs [3W] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.
PinballWitch: Is Defiant S a new member of 64K?
SnowbirdMike: now we just need a cool name for it
code1300: This seems like a Adam deck vroom vroom
DiscordianTokkan: Tag yourself, I'm super pip-dense
dickie_fred: isn't the Defiant S the thing everyone carved into school desks?
sheer_falacy: it doesn't need a cool name, just an appropriate one
Countjondi: THE ARISTOCATS
PinballWitch: Mar-Don't
TheInnsanity: the cleveland browns
Radyin: What are our sleeve options?
Alas_Babylon: Defiant S is just reverse-engineered Tenacious D
Sibwow: aristodogs
SnowbirdMike: very important
circusofkirkus: simic nonsense
gualdhar: Infinite Loop
sheer_falacy: Cool S
control_rig: Defiant S
RockPusher: myntyfS myntyfS myntyfS
Alas_Babylon: "Cool S"
TheMerricat: So chat, another stupid question, does this mean that the players would have had to have gotten all the cards of the cube on their own in Arena before trying to draft since they aren't opening packs?
lowman02: AristoPhesants
leroygardner81: Sack Weenie
MegaDosX: The cool S that just appeared fully formed from the timestream, and no-one knows where it originated from
Scar_Red_Tiger: I say Super S
Dancow: The stussy s
RayFK: It's called Deeze Nuts
Sibwow: @benjamin_wheeler call it simic linings
NoTomToLose: Ladies Love Cool S
code1300: Beep beep vroom vroom Deck name
Rogue_07: I heard "Defiant" and thought y'all were talking about DS9
SnowbirdMike: Wheelers Life and Death Machine.
jamiewisdom74: nelly on his way to the pantera show
sheer_falacy: It signs them Dad
Scar_Red_Tiger: -Dad
Gaz_L: Superman S? But it doesn't look like the Superman one!
Rogue_07: I am disappointed, DS9 was good
FacelessManAboutTown: Didn't this come up in Feed Dump.
Two_Hats: many aka's are involved
theaggrokrag: an SB1 Defiant is a new helicopter
Two_Hats: hello camera folk!
PinballWitch: glad everyone had their clothes on
RandomTrivia: Welp, Ben's still playing MonHunRise then LUL
TheInnsanity: how's monster hunter? @bengineering
SmashTCG: the death stair from serge
Dr_Shandor: @Rogue_07 hell yeah ds9
catfoo123: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Pharmacistjudge: this is so nice. Greetings from my new work computer
YeetTheRich_: there is a whole video by lemmino on how nobody knows where the "universal S" came from
leroygardner81: Its just 10 mins of James telling Ben not to swear on stream
the22cstomp: arent we all playing mhrise honestly
Pharmacistjudge: is there anything better than when your workplace upgrades the worst computer (yours)?
FacelessManAboutTown: Like I am 100% certain Kathleen read the Cool S entry and @bengineering drew it on his hand
chaostreader: @facelessmanabouttown Yes. On Feed Dump.
FacelessManAboutTown: https://youtu.be/xhr2C4gulLM
HundreydAundre: oh, how lawl. TCC is sort of competing with the Strixhaven set for students & some junk like that.
TheInnsanity: anyone else's ads just broken? lol
coachNelly: hey there's free gold in arena rn if you didn't already grab it
Alas_Babylon: Stonks!
DeM0nFiRe: Thanks for the heads up
Alas_Babylon: 550 gold for 50 gold
DeM0nFiRe: oof I forgot my arena password RIP lol
RayFK: Get your Stonks
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Two_Hats: I don't know why I don't get ads from lrr, I get it from other channels
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote stonks
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Dog_of_Myth: !findquote stocks
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Dog_of_Myth: dang...
chaostreader: I once got the crap shot for histamax as an ad.
sheer_falacy: !findquote stalks
MegaDosX: Wait they're playing Commander for the PPR? Neat!
Alas_Babylon: Specifically with the precons, yeah
Alas_Babylon: And then previewing the Witherbloom (GB) one
Two_Hats: Oh that is neat
Earthenone: @chaostreader i once got an entire episode of wil wheatons tabletop as an ad
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hidingbox: What’s all this then?
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Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
Alas_Babylon: Anyone else gotten entire music videos as youtube ads?
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Kitty
DyzeIsNice: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
DeM0nFiRe: Remember when you could get the entire Lego Movie as an ad?
Alas_Babylon: that sounds amazing
pyrojakk: You do not realize how tilted that flipped playmat makes me.
HundreydAundre: !music
Juliamon: !bgc
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DyzeIsNice: wow i got a worl without boxes
DeM0nFiRe: They did it as a promotion for the lego movie 2, pretty neat
LoadingReadyRun: @pyrojakk good lrrGRAHAM
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Two_Hats: Wait is this road quest music?
pyrojakk: Maaaaaaaaaan!
Lithobraker: Speaking of ads, I'm so glad I haven't seen that annoying soap for men ad in a while
chonkasaurusrex13: man, don't ya just love waiting for the best twitch streamers? best fans...
Earthenone: !rqsoundtrack
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sheer_falacy: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
FacelessManAboutTown: juzBanger
Pharmacistjudge: i pay money to get no ads
NightWingMistHawk: Lithobraker those ads literally made me do an angry Twitter rant about masculinity - glad I'm not the only one who hates them
lirazel64: @lithobraker ikr?
leroygardner81: OSFrog OSFrog
sheer_falacy: the thing about selling ad space for money is some people who have money kind of suck
TheMerricat: Chat you all are tempting me to go find a random twitch channel I'm not subbed to just to experience this :P
Two_Hats: Hello also here!
spiffinn: i really wish you could block specific advertisers on a user-by-user basis
soFISHticated98: keep
circusofkirkus: perfect hand
dickie_fred: snap keep imo
thraximore: KEEP
soFISHticated98: windmilll slam
sheer_falacy: it has lands and spells
MegaDosX: I mean, it's technically a hand of cards
obionedrop: good hand!
lithopseffect: sneep
sheer_falacy: you can cast everything you have
RatekStormcrow: he can play all spells
imgpw: ez keep
ariborealis: oo what a hand
Sogheim: perfect curve
sheer_falacy: what more do you need
NavelWarfare: We sure this isn't James pov?
lowman02: strong
SnowbirdMike: hmmmmm hard choices
laikagoat: lrrWOW
floki4242: hand of god
lirazel64: I don't like them any better than the old ads targeted at women with the same sort of spin.
Earthenone: 5 of a kind, probobly a winning hand if you only show 4
Lithobraker: NightWingMistHawk They're have an extra level of bad for a chemist, like no fucking shit soaps have "detergents", how in the hell else are they supposed to remove non-polar chemicals without a surfactant?!
lithopseffect: this hand is amazing
YeetTheRich_: noooo
Two_Hats: what does chat think about learn?
Ukon_Cairns: but that first hand let you cast all your spell Wowee
dickie_fred: unmulligan, unmulligan!
sheer_falacy: You do often say that mulliganing is an admission of defeat
RayFK: Terrible
RayFK: I think you're terrible
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
TheMerricat: lol
RayFK: Haven't we played literally once?
A_Dub888: lrrWOW rayfkSanic
MegaDosX: Hey look, they're both gaining life
xantos69: Shots fired.
RayFK: Sorry that I don't have power nine?
BrowneePoints: Graham, I just witnessed a murder in Chat. Can I go home now?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's a W IN your name.
asthanius: That’s a 100% record
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: so you lost 100% of the time is what I'm hearing
Gaz_L: 100% win rate for Wheeler!
BrowneePoints: Q.Q
lowman02: always has the lotus
RayFK: You're usually too busy as a famous person
ActionJB: Is Wheeler super dead?
xantos69: The numbers here don't lie.
Dmc3628: ye ole Steiner math
LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePoints you may be required to provide witness testimony
MegaDosX: I see James has been playing MTG on his mobile
BrowneePoints: *sweats nervously*
soFISHticated98: a 1/4? you can't beat that
xantos69: @BrowneePoints Where were you on the night of the 26th?
MegaDosX: The pet
flatluigi: thopter
2rrr_mirror_breaker: Thopter pet graham
MegaDosX: You can only get the pet if you log into it on mobile
Gaz_L: thopter pet
soFISHticated98: thop thop
sheer_falacy: wow look at that data mining opportunity
Sogheim: thop thop!
soFISHticated98: free pet!
MegaDosX: I love the bear though
laikagoat: since yesterday
Two_Hats: thop thop
lithopseffect: the bear waves!?!
MegaDosX: The bear is the best
elah806: I must know how the thopter pet sleeps
Ukon_Cairns: nemuPat
Two_Hats: everyone can thop
sheer_falacy: you can only get this pet if your social security number ends in a 0
spiffinn: is there a deadline for the pet?
kalateth: wave bear is best bear
soFISHticated98: not people with old phones
sheer_falacy: awwwww
Gaz_L: and now the game grinds to a halt as everyone logs in on their phone
circusofkirkus: it just dies
Alas_Babylon: *clonk*
Sogheim: you killed it!
soFISHticated98: pour one out for the last gen phone friends
Countjondi: that's so sad
Diabore: it just dies
MegaDosX: It just /died/
DeM0nFiRe: omg it dies
YeetTheRich_: nooooo
Lithobraker: Is the thopter's name Eustace?
1y1e: awwwww
Two_Hats: you monster
thraximore: It just... died
SnowbirdMike: short lifespan
sheer_falacy: going to sleep is basically death
Gaytanic_Panic: It just loses will to thop LUL
Sibwow: its like when you put a bee in the freezer
Diabore: i thought it would fold its wings or something
Obsc: we want thopter facts! :D
monakai: Time...to...die...
Gaz_L: Thank you for subscribing to Thopter Facts
BrowneePoints: That looks almost as dead as Jordan after Wheeler's clapback. I mean! I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
jamiewisdom74: has muting emotes ever actually worked for anyone?
xantos69: Fun thopter facts...Wheeler kills them for "fun" and "science"
sheer_falacy: !subscribe servofacts
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RayFK: It's a little late as I'm doing work, but my comeback has arrived Wheeler. "I'm not worried about wins in a dead format like Canlander"
soFISHticated98: as hard as we can
Two_Hats: D : a murder is afoot!
sheer_falacy: How dare you attack the good name of Canadian Highlander
sheer_falacy: it's all Canada has!
MegaDosX: Bastion trigger though, could be worse
superdude097: Premeditated Murder!
lithopseffect: I cast Cup, we each draw a card
A_Dub888: Camel Up Poison Cup
pyrojakk: We're dead chat
Gaz_L: the vessel with the pestle!
BrowneePoints: le cup des poison!
Two_Hats: top top for the thop thop
thraximore: I think the mull to 6 was a mistake, chat
Gaz_L: The poison for Cusco
Haroldholmes25: these draws are rough
Countjondi: james is romple stomping wheeler here
NotCainNorAbel: nope, you have 10 life
soFISHticated98: a 3/3 lifelink menace? unbeatable?
MegaDosX: Thraximore pls
mawisms: "were not dead yet" famous last words
fcloud: until today i always heard it as "camlander" and thought it was a format cam invented
thraximore: wheelerPog
dickie_fred: no gas in hand means you'd draw nothing but gas!
sheer_falacy: if only he'd kept a 0 land hand
BrowneePoints: Thrax doesn't speak for me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Obviously, we should have mulled to 5. Look at what James is doing with it.
mawisms: @fcloud No, you were right
YeetTheRich_: it was the perfect hand for phyrexian obliterator duh
DeM0nFiRe: If it was me, I would have simply drawn exodia in my opening hand
queenfounder: @fcloud I used to think that too!
xantos69: Wow I am watching a man just actually get murdered here.
MegaDosX: !card weaponize the monsters
LRRbot: Weaponize the Monsters [R] | Enchantment | {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Weaponize the Monsters deals 2 damage to any target.
sheer_falacy: aren't monsters generally already weaponized?
mawisms: @DeM0nFiRe Yeah okay but not everyone has a Grandpa that has no useless cards
sheer_falacy: Weaponizing the civilians would be more relevant
lowman02: a card that's not stopping him from getting stomped by this board state
SydPreviouslyHeadache: one of my favorite cards from Kaladesh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *the flying first strike lifelink dwarf*
sheer_falacy: and now you win
Two_Hats: the ropes seem rather nice this time of the year
LaskoReadsComics: Interesting definition of "on the ropes"
gualdhar: James on the Velvet ropes, going into the VIP section
lowman02: he's on the ropes getting ready to drop the DDT
sheer_falacy: WWGD?
RayFK: Holy shit
MegaDosX: Congratulations, you played yourself Serge
RandomTrivia: LUL
RayFK: I just heard a murder
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RayFK: get bodied Serge
fcloud: welcome to not aristocrats
circusofkirkus: love when a commentary team just rips into each other
ActionJB: There's been a murder!
soFISHticated98: math really *is* for blockers
TheMerricat: It's so wonderful that LRR is full of supportive and caring folk who definately aren't burning each other every chance they get :P
mawisms: tricky wheeeelieeee
Gaz_L: ohhhh
lithopseffect: neat
sheer_falacy: ah, the triple block do no combat damage strat
TheWriterAleph: devil trigger?
MegaDosX: Clever!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't see why not block the scorpion as well
Diabore: blocking scorp was probably ok too
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but i'm also bad
thraximore: A little. Don't worry, LRR policy doesn't allow Aristocrats to win on FNPF
Kevin_sechrist: Hey... when'st the pre-prerelease?
Makimachine: Makes me imagine Grahams hiring practices, if he is on the flooring laughing you are hired... LUL
MegaDosX: Is James about to show feat?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *i mean, idk why, but in additon to not knowing why, i'mb ad
RayFK: Awww little pumper
sheer_falacy: @thraximore I thought that was just about Cam
Diabore: @Kevin_sechrist 2 weeks, on the 9th
thraximore: Same thing really LUL
A_Dub888: Gods willing?
Earthenone: jk flatten
Countjondi: i mean there are 4 mana +2/+1 s on the board
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Gaz_L: Cheats out Embercleave, despite not being in his colors or the cube
NotCainNorAbel: wheeler with the stream snipe
mawisms: wheeler has the milllenium eye
drfox17: Magic Magic Magic
RayFK: Awwwww damn it's the Eorzean Brigade
epsilondelphine: sugars5Luv
sheer_falacy: look at all that sacrifice synergy in this notristocrats deck
drfox17: Cursed Chat
Bladinus: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
drfox17: yes
RayFK: Horny Horde? I dunno
Kevin_sechrist: @Diabore Thank you
lowman02: !minksim
epsilondelphine: it is 100% real.
Bladinus: that is real
Juliamon: It's legit
DiscordianTokkan: sugars5Luv
sugarsh0t: >.>
rubikdarkwill: Yep, we really cursed
soFISHticated98: looks like a tie here, they both have 4 nonland permanents on board
RayFK: Better than Chatt
soFISHticated98: neck and neck really
ThinksTooMuch: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
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Countjondi: Let's hope james draws six lands in a row
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drfox17: @RayFK oh we're Chatthew J Wiggity now
sugarsh0t: !! thank you @Dog_of_Myth !!!
RayFK: Stop
drfox17: the J is for James
kevsta47: I bought a house today, somebody congratulate me.
YeetTheRich_: wheeler himself was the weaponized monster all along
Gaz_L: Well, when you round up, Wheeler's at 10, which when you round to the nearest 20, is basically 20
catfoo123: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Dog_of_Myth: @RayFK Drfox isn't wrong
Tyrimat: This is pretty intense
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: !card order of midnight
LRRbot: Order of Midnight // Alter Fate | Order of Midnight [1B] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Order of Midnight can't block. // Alter Fate [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: It's a pretty metal adventure name, not gonna lie
HorusFive: @kevsta47 I'll congratulate you. Welcome to worrying about a house all the time
sheer_falacy: Apparently that soldier was a monster
RayFK: 3's nuts
sheer_falacy: can't weaponize them if they aren't monsters
kevsta47: Thanks!
blackice779: hey guys
fcloud: james carefully working out how many dozens of damage he wants to do
drfox17: "Is this your card!?"
Dog_of_Myth: "Keep a no lander you coward"
mawisms: so when did cam become wheeler? I am to the understanding that Cam has a copyright on playing aristocrats since 2019
Diabore: we have entered vroom vroom
soFISHticated98: I mean, James has to risk a lot with the crackback
soFISHticated98: it's some complex math here
leroygardner81: @mawisms yes
Earthenone: cam lost his copyright at the PPR copyright on a pole match
RayFK: Well first you hit the gear icon
RayFK: Then you hit concede
asthanius: Wheeler talks with his mouse
sheer_falacy: never give up, never surrender
Tyrimat: You cna read?
Gaz_L: I hear that explains the cards
RayFK: Wheeler I miss bantering with you in person
RayFK: This just ain't the same
Two_Hats: mood
Tiber727: I'm curious. Is there any permanent in MTG that allows one to use one creature to gain multiple sac effects?
lowman02: How many lands do you run Benjamin?
asthanius: Sorin ult, Second Rite
Diabore: not dob but its rough
sheer_falacy: Point at something in the distance, say "look, a distraction!", and swap life totals
fcloud: you can only the right to play aristocrats by winning a money in the bank match, which are held annually in july in montreal
PIayswithFlRE: only on enter, I think
Tygersrule: the double death trigger teysa
Gaz_L: Teysa Karlov
thraximore: Teysa Karlov
Dmc3628: Teysa as Necrocon
HundreydAundre: Madame Teysa
A_Dub888: !card teysa karlov
LRRbot: Teysa Karlov [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/4] | If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / Creature tokens you control have vigilance and lifelink.
asthanius: Nothing that lets you get two DIFFERENT triggers
spiffinn: copy the activated ability
Dmc3628: Psitrio and Lithoform engine are double triggers
ImagoDreams: Rings of brighthearth can copy activated abilities
soFISHticated98: isn't there a teysa that gives you tokens when your black units die
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, tinned wraith
soFISHticated98: that's kidna two sacrifices
Countjondi: I think wheeler is drinking SPIRITS
sheer_falacy: I don't think that's quite what they meant
mawisms: damnation
Bugberry: just cast Ultimatum
sheer_falacy: that's a heck of a lifegain deck
fcloud: can't tin wraith corpses, they turn to dust
Mr_Gainsworth: stop stop he's already dead
Gaz_L: OK, James is at his starting life total. We're playing Commander, right?
Pharmacistjudge: yes??
ImagoDreams: As can kurkesh but only if they're activated abilities of artifacts
LarkSachrosis: !one
LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
asthanius: Damnation was printed at common, remember?
Dmc3628: Feast of Succession kills everything AND would be legal if it was on arena
Tiber727: That technically counts, but I was thinking if there were some way to sac a thing to oven and weaponize the monsters at the same time.
HundreydAundre: Chat Judge: We'll allow it....*bribe accepted*
asthanius: Who decks first?
Countjondi: math is for bens
Dmc3628: Confirmed not Quandrix mage
RayFK: He's not playing Blue Serge
mawisms: wheelers simpletons, or james' cards in deck. which will run out first?
fcloud: next turn wheeler will somehow have 1/2 life
LoxhamInABox: Can't count on James, got it
YeetTheRich_: "protection from maths"
dougma: not a counter but a spindown?
sheer_falacy: ah, Xeno's life total
thraximore: If James were a counter he'd be a -2/-1 counter
lowman02: contagion @thraximore
mawisms: when playing a deck like wheelers, your math is never correct
sheer_falacy: the pointy arrow of violence
thraximore: well done
Pharmacistjudge: he's not dead
fcloud: the funny part is that james's life total keeps going up
soFISHticated98: a divine arrow?
Gaz_L: he lives
lowman02: damn serge
lowman02: rugged
ImagoDreams: @Tiber727 Cauldron of souls, mikaeus and luminous broodmoth all make a creature return to play once when they die which can accomplish that
Dog_of_Myth: Wow Serge....
lowman02: I mean they did survive the dinosaurs
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
mawisms: james also wins if he hits exactly 69, so that might be his win con now
theaggrokrag: oh my god. serge, if you're A Counter, you are accounting!
fcloud: is james's life an unsigned char, and the plan is to have it wrap?
Dmc3628: i mean Serge would accept Wheeler as Cockroach though given their rivalry
asthanius: Benjamin "La Cucaracha" Wheeler
BjjBrain: that was slick, before attacks
Two_Hats: The race to nice
sheer_falacy: nice
Countjondi: nice
Gaz_L: that should be an Un-card
thraximore: nice patch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if you're name is James and have a nice amount of life, you just win
dougma: wait... 69 lifee is a real thing???
sheer_falacy: sometimes lies are told
dougma: awwwww.....
asthanius: Yes, you can get to 69 life
coachNelly: A real nice thing
xantos69: YET! It isn't a thing yet.
MegaDosX: Having a card trigger off 69 life might be a bit risque for MTG, even in an un-set, but it'd be funny
hunterowen2005: Yo! I just pulled a Time shifted Thoughtseize and I am SO FUCKING HAPPY
sheer_falacy: it's actually 420 life
monakai: Triskaidekaphobia but for 69, commander all star
thraximore: Drawn better
sheer_falacy: ooh, topdeck damnation, nice!
BjjBrain: Graham, why is 69 such a relevant number, please use your best announcer voice to explain :)
Gaz_L: Like "Nice! Strategy" and it's a contrapation that wins the game if you crank it and you have 69 life
RayFK: "Lying all the time" my favorite sharam cover
hunterowen2005: Yo! I just pulled a Time shifted Thoughtseize and I am SO FUCKING HAPPYml
Obsc: that was not easy to follow :)
sheer_falacy: @RayFK I hear he's nothing but a hound dog
fcloud: "gucci" = six life to 42
soFISHticated98: one more turn! one more turn!
coachNelly: Instead of a 4/4 and a 2/2 James would have had a 2/3
DaCardCzar: Is that better? in that case he has a 2/3 flying vigilance lifelink instead?
coachNelly: Pretty tough line to sort out while also being hilarious ❤️
xantos69: Wheeler taking us to math school with legit good insights.
Dog_of_Myth: I followed...
lowman02: for sure, rugged spot
BrowneePoints: No worries here. That line is intense. I'm a big dumb dumb
MegaDosX: Honestly, at this point I just assume Wheeler knows what he's talking about
Tiber727: @ImagoDreams Yeah, that works. But I guess there's still design space for a card that lets everyone share a sacrifice so that everyone wins (except the guy sacrificed).
bigwigthebunnysoldier: Cost the match like Wheeler has 44 dmg left
lowman02: @MegaDosX dude can play cards
BrowneePoints: It's like All these players are smart or something @MegaDosX
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: Oh no, it's the funny card!
Diabore: we lived for so long
YeetTheRich_: the end of wheeler
coachNelly: Dang
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
sheer_falacy: Wheeler sure is good at not dying
xantos69: I just want to watch Wheeler play this deck all day long.
sheer_falacy: not quite good enough
hunterowen2005: Yo! I just pulled a Time shifted Thoughtseize and I am SO FUCKING HAPPY
HundreydAundre: @randomtrivia Same meme, but in the spider-man format.
MegaDosX: What kind of cheese though?
NotCainNorAbel: tasty and with mayo?
Alas_Babylon: @hunterowen2005 airhorn dot mp4
Caryotip2: everybody likes a cheese sandwitch
Tygersrule: isnt shephard of the cosmos better than the cavalcade?
hunterowen2005: @alas_babylon Yeah thanks
BITs19_: hm, nice
NotCainNorAbel: drinking and drinking....
MegaDosX: Drink it in maaaaaaaan
RandomTrivia: Look at the kerning on that *phwoar*
Lordofironstorm: slurp
Juliamon: You could put up the PPR slide
Wicker_Guide: gabySip
HorusFive: susdBeer ahhhhhh
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Exca3fKUcAcze98.jpg
sheer_falacy: I know exactly where I am at all times, probably
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this has answered all of my questions
fcloud: mmm...bokeh
SnowBuddy18: what hand?
ActionJB: Its Friday night and I am watching the paper fight
Radiocade: honestly didn't know it was friday until just now
soFISHticated98: because you're playing cube?
RandomTrivia: It's very pleasant to look at
Diabore: i can see that name
sheer_falacy: are the P and the T standard features of it?
NoTomToLose: 'cause it's sweet, James
FLICK_MTG: cuz its SWEET!
ConcedeToTheLeft: Actually here it's Saturday Morning in Scotland
bullseye3265: THIS is why i come back every friday!
BrowneePoints: I LIKE this Typeface.
YeetTheRich_: "fonts with graham" the show when?
fcloud: cause its SWEET
Earthenone: the stark scrawl?
NotCainNorAbel: What would you name a font?
SamanthaVess: What would you name a font, Graham?
electroswagnetism: would be here for a graham-designed font ngl
MegaDosX: Spicy.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh dang
Gaz_L: Ooooh, Commander at a PPR?
Tygersrule: Its easy to name a Font, you just have to create one Pog
Alas_Babylon: That's... literally God's perfect hand
HorusFive: What would your font be named Graham?
ActionJB: What is that hand
Two_Hats: Lrront, the loading font
sheer_falacy: Comic San, the singular version
MegaDosX: Oof
HorusFive: Tragic Sans?
MegaDosX: James has a couple of options here
Gaz_L: Strixhaven Commander AKA Oops All Elder Dragons
Lithobraker: HorusFive "Stark" would be a really good name for a minimalist font
HorusFive: @Lithobraker not wrong
MegaDosX: That thing can get out of control very quickly if it isn't answered
sheer_falacy: oh no
RandomTrivia: NOOOOo
DiscordianTokkan: Noooo the piiiiiie
MegaDosX: !card thopter pie network
LRRbot: Thopter Pie Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token. / Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.
soFISHticated98: I thought strix commanders weren't the dragons
Sogheim: Thopter Pie Network from Christmas!
A_Dub888: RIP pie
soFISHticated98: the dragons are main set right
RandomTrivia: The Thopter Pie Network needs maintenance
DeM0nFiRe: Do you know how much that pie cost?!?
BITs19_: it's okay Thopter, you tried
Two_Hats: I mean cards are also food
sheer_falacy: just consult the button
Gaytanic_Panic: Ganbatte Thopter, Ganbatte
Ritaspirithntr: @dem0nfire an arm and a leg?
RandomTrivia: Sleepy bear
monakai: "time to sleep"
MegaDosX: Hibernation time!
YeetTheRich_: bear going full hibernate
NotCainNorAbel: I had a cat fall over like that
BrowneePoints: Bears don't care for such showmanship.
sheer_falacy: !card raid bombard
LRRbot: Raid Bombardment [2R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, Raid Bombardment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
asthanius: Reading the card, etc. etc.
MegaDosX: Yeah, that's a different card unfortunately
DeM0nFiRe: Ritaspirithntr I think that is what happened in Fullmetal Alchemist right? He paid an arm and a leg for a pie?
Diabore: isnt raid bombardment on arena now?
RandomTrivia: Wheeler... Did you forget to read the card again?
flatluigi: oh i was wondering why you were still running cavalcade
Haroldholmes25: yep
ActionJB: I'll never financially recover from this
MegaDosX: @Diabore It is, in the NPE cards
RayFK: Shout outs to "Not Raid Bombardment" in the chat for that raid
sheer_falacy: be nice to the thopter, it's doing its best
averythetiger: I was very curious why you wanted it so much
asthanius: Did you buy the Pie Attachment?
asthanius: It costs extra
MegaDosX: James, be nice to your thopter, it's trying its hardest
HorusFive: This thopter is defective
Sogheim: I blame Dovin. he let standards slip in Kaladesh
lowman02: come on deck, lets not go G1 flood out into G2 screw :/
fcloud: butterfingers thopter
A_Dub888: Eustace is trying its best
Two_Hats: hey who's paying for the pies?
MegaDosX: Suddenly, a board
sheer_falacy: if only wheeler had put more and also less lands in his deck
asthanius: The thopter is baking them
TheWooglie: work credit card
sheer_falacy: the Pie is a lie
NotCainNorAbel: fine print
Gaz_L: ah, now Wheeler has Cavalcade online
Two_Hats: it's in the fine print
Despoiler98: expense the pies
TheArchitectX: That's what happens when your thopter was raised on Three Stooges movies.
soFISHticated98: I think fliers are good
Pharmacistjudge: So much synergy
soFISHticated98: I have to confirm this hypothesis
MegaDosX: James definitely got lifegain.deck in the draft
sheer_falacy: oof
YeetTheRich_: gg
thraximore: is lifegain good now
sheer_falacy: not quite as much sustain as game 1
SnowbirdMike: flying seems good
asthanius: "That was actually bad g's"
DiscordianTokkan: A Sultai surprise
Tygersrule: i wanna see wheelers deck more lol
asthanius: "I lied"
sheer_falacy: uhhhhhh, one more?
Gaz_L: uhhhh one more?
MegaDosX: @thraximore In this format it's pretty spicy, though in constructed you're better off in mono-white for Heliod and such
MegaDosX: Though that said, Orzhov lifegain was a very common first deck for new people prior to rotation
Gaz_L: Mono-white lifegain is def a valid deck in Historic right now
theaggrokrag: wow, James retires champion
Caryotip2: can you actually be friendzoned by a table?
MegaDosX: And it was able to function and get wins, it just wasn't as good as some other decks
MegaDosX: Mono-white lifegain in Historic is pretty bonkers, with things like Soul Warden, Heliod, etc
Gaz_L: Basically, if they turn one soul sister, KILL IT
Figgyleaf: God, this music
Figgyleaf: takes me back every time
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spiffinn: i love going up against monowhite lifegain and then milling them with diligent excavator
bjorlamn: Every night I pray that I will live to see the glorious words “Road Quest 2”
until_may: I wish i knew enough ppl to make this type of arena cube with
soFISHticated98: how about
Lithobraker: Really antivaping public service announcement? Did you really just wilhelm scream me?
Gaz_L: I did once have a Bo3 match go to the time limit because they were on lifegain and I was doing a dumb Orzhov aristocrats build that hung on with that that one legendary cleric that gets lifelink when he has 5 counters
soFISHticated98: "Boat Quest"
Figgyleaf: brownBLESS
Gaz_L: We spent like 50 mins on game one
RandomTrivia: YAAASSSSS my literal favourite BGC track comes around again
soFISHticated98: 4 comedians one sail boat
Two_Hats: yo, this is a really great remix (?)
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RandomTrivia: This is one of (I forget which one) the remixes of Micksplosions
fcloud: is this a megaman remix?
FacelessManAboutTown: themffBanger
Pharmacistjudge: they don't have enough batteries for boat quest...did you see G's hotel room?
Lithobraker: No shouting man, I don't think I could take you in Fork Knife, and even if I could I don't think I would enjoy interacting with you in any way.
chaostreader: @pharmacistjudge All I can think of is the Boatnya stuff from those Japanese commercials
lirazel64: wub!
Lithobraker: Pharmacistjudge I'm sure a decommissioned Arleigh Burke class destroyer could power the cameras.
lirazel64: I just *love* this.
queenfounder: I can’t believe my child will be here before the PPR
spiffinn: i love how this one starts really ambient
Two_Hats: congrats!
Field94: wait, did I read that right (first time seeing the PPR splash for me) that we will see the Witherbloom deck in action FOR THE FIRST TIME? What a treat
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think that decomissioned destroyer would pass inspections. It would break down on day 1.
DeM0nFiRe: For some reason the mobile magic client downloads files so slow
Haroldholmes25: the voices speak to me
lirazel64: @queenfounder Wow, congrats!
Two_Hats: hot mic?
RandomTrivia: *WUBS intensifiy*
Lithobraker: queenfounder oh, did you select same day shipping from Stork Inc? Congrats
RandomTrivia: @Two_Hats It's on the track
Two_Hats: oh, thank you!
James_LRR: Just about to come back!
DeM0nFiRe: 🏜️ 🚌
Antimuffin: lrrAWESOME
asthanius: Spoilers, James!
Gaz_L: I want the Witherbloom Commander reveal to be one of the players at the PPR walking into the Moonbase, the deck is sitting on the table, they open it completely blind and just go
soFISHticated98: you could probably power the cameras with seawater batteries
soFISHticated98: like, there's an entire ocean, it could juice up a camera or two
Statist42: hay friends, looking at the time i assume the upcoming game is game 3 of 3?
Statist42: just got here
Haroldholmes25: 2nd
spiffinn: nope lol
asthanius: SNeep
BITs19_: oh noooooo
MegaDosX: Oh hey, another technically a hand of cards
Haroldholmes25: First hour was draft
sheer_falacy: I hope that in this game, no one is mana screwed or flooded
NotCainNorAbel: 100% increase
sheer_falacy: my hope may not pay off
Gaz_L: Lands and spells, seems god
soFISHticated98: the riddler?
Lithobraker: Pharmacistjudge Who needs a functioning radar, AIS transmitter, or oily water separation system. Just hook up that magic pipe and aim away from land! Kappa
sheer_falacy: Magic is such a cool game and land is such a terrible part of it
DiscordianTokkan: A Big Bad Beetle Borg
MegaDosX: Imagine if Nelson's in mono-green, and Ben gets to face the mono-green menace this time
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
soFISHticated98: it has both power and toughness? creatures are crazy these days
MegaDosX: And right as I say that
El_Funko: Wheeler was poised in a state of cat-like readiness for that intro
Figgyleaf: Sparks are flying from this heated battle! Wait...
MegaDosX: Hah! We called it!
MegaDosX: Oh that's a lot.
asthanius: More life gain
MegaDosX: OK wow
sheer_falacy: that is a very large kiln fiend
asthanius: Storm Count is 69
xantos69: This man is popping off.
Gaz_L: the old WOW TCG had a kinda interesting mechanic where you could play any card facedown as a 'land' but there were also specific cards that had special effects if you played them face up and still functioned for mana
Bugberry: just wait for Storm in historic
Field94: Just be glad Scythe Tiger aint in arena, would windmill slam that SO HARD with Arboreal Grazer and aggresively mull
MegaDosX: Nelson just got hit for 10
Two_Hats: Grapeshot for 2?
Gaz_L: Grapeshot for 69
sheer_falacy: I hear Storm is a 10 on the Storm Scale
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BrowneePoints: Kill-n Friend!
MegaDosX: Oh no, missed damage!
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averythetiger: Arena about to add a storm count. It has to.
asthanius: concede in shame
sheer_falacy: if you make a mistake you either have to lose because of it or win to prove your worth
Robot_Bones: hmm yes fish in sea
TheWriterAleph: SMOrc
ryanpawfryc80: hello guys, long time viewer, 1st time commenter
ChaoticObserver: lrrAWESOME_LH
Figgyleaf: Boy, a 6/6 huh?
soFISHticated98: what can you do against a 6/6
NotCainNorAbel: teh first comment is free.
soFISHticated98: unbeatable
Two_Hats: recovering lurker detected
ryanpawfryc80: i miss playing actual paper magic, my edh decks feel super lonely
snortablecola: lurking is what the cool kids do though
NotCainNorAbel: all other comments make you happy.
sheer_falacy: ooh that must have been added to the cube since last time
El_Funko: Hi first time on the internet, what is this game? When do the player start generating bitcoins?
sheer_falacy: good card
MegaDosX: It's so...big!
Pharmacistjudge: Considering a prissy cat can give you creature trample...anything can
Figgyleaf: Just get on the trampoline for a bit just as you wake up
James_LRR: Cool joke chat user @El_Funko
NotCainNorAbel: @El_Funko you should see the tetris organization of this game in real life.
El_Funko: How dare you, that doesn't answer my question
theaggrokrag: is dreadmaw in this cube?
BrowneePoints: @El_Funko When they decide they're morally bankrupt
James_LRR: !decks
LRRbot: (26 March 2021: Peasant Cube) Ben's Peasant Cube list can be found here: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/12g8
Gaz_L: Actually surprised no-one has tried to figure out a way to generate crypto by having computers simulate Magic games
Wicker_Guide: @El_Funko purpose of game is to amass tradeable network locations with high quality artwork. This can be traded for painted pieces of cardboard, which can be invested into bitcoin
asthanius: It's a risky maneuver to play the Jerk Card, but you can do it
fcloud: magic cards are like NFTs except fungible
fcloud: it's the newest thing
Haroldholmes25: I think if ben drew a land or another 1 cmc spell he would've gotten there with the saheeli downtick
Max_Fan: MTGO still does
RandomTrivia: MtGO still has that
ImagoDreams: You can't use a scumbag clause you can only abuse one
asthanius: "I had all these"
Figgyleaf: Oh, It's an ENCHANTMENT! They just all have trample now... huh
Max_Fan: I typically use it to show the three more lands in my hand with 8 in play at the end of a game in Cube
sheer_falacy: just choose to live
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sheer_falacy: play your 0 mana red fog
soFISHticated98: March of the Multitudes is in UR right?
Lithobraker: does MTGO allow you to peak the top card before shuffling after deciding to mulligan?
YeetTheRich_: ben got bolted for 2
soFISHticated98: peasant legal?
BrowneePoints: My dislike of Beanstalk giant ever grows...like the beanstalk giant
sheer_falacy: gotta give em the beans
BrowneePoints: curse this apt situation
sheer_falacy: Someone in a Tree is a solid Sondheim song
mawisms: this seems powerful for a cubs. Good decks. Good cube. !
DiscordianTokkan: Old man cat
mawisms: cube*
BrowneePoints: @sheer_falacy That's just No One is Alone
Robot_Bones: fun DansGame
Gaz_L: 5 player Commander? Or which school is being left out?
BrowneePoints: probably serge
MegaDosX: Oh that's where that card went
sheer_falacy: but the Dimir players weren't around, oh no my typecasting
SnowBuddy18: Grerge
circusofkirkus: it was probably graham, since serge is on mono-1 drops
Figgyleaf: Chanell you inner Leclue
chaostreader: Is witherbloom being left out because its being revealed?
BrowneePoints: Whoever snapped up the Hoopoe took the draw spells I bet
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
jamiewisdom74: !card nature's way
LRRbot: Nature's Way [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Two_Hats: "Old man look at my tree, It a lot like yours was, Old man look at my tree, It a lot like yours was."
sheer_falacy: the real music is your voices
MegaDosX: Sounds perfect to me
pyrojakk: I got it on iOS
Professor_Rakor: Master pass ones are "free"
Gaz_L: IF YE HAD A CHANCE TAE CHANGE YER FATE
BrowneePoints: It's under your profile
sheer_falacy: why is android special, that's just rude
Tygersrule: IOS has it too, you just have to select it
soFISHticated98: thop thop
sheer_falacy: no thopter, gotta lose game
Wicker_Guide: DO IT gabyB
MegaDosX: Can't pick it here, you have to pick it on your Profile out of game
Wicker_Guide: GIB THOPTER gabyB
mawisms: conceding for pet is more important than this game. Its a good call
fcloud: nelson's thopter ran away from home, its a sensitive topic
mawisms: not having a pet is a niche
sheer_falacy: the pet pound sounds surprisingly lewd
YeetTheRich_: winner gets a pet from james?
Radyin: I use the MTG World Championship trophy as my pet. Does it go to sleep?
BjjBrain: I just checked , I dont have a thopter either :(
ryanpawfryc80: pet shop animal draft?
a_Weakling: Crud i forgot it was FNPF. how late are you peeps streaming tonight?
Wicker_Guide: well, we had this blue alien thing but the hawaiian sisters just grabbed it for a toonie
Countjondi: When will the mythic only prince cube draft on arena happen?
sheer_falacy: Does your 1/2 have power 4 or greater
djalternative: but when you buy the mastery pass with gems, you get a draft and a pet
soFISHticated98: but do you *really* need lands?
LoadingReadyRun: @a_Weakling another hour or so
a_Weakling: thanks
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MegaDosX: !card mutagenic growth
LRRbot: Mutagenic Growth [{G/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Gaz_L: What if you attacked, as a joke, wouldn't that be funny, but no really, what if?
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abrightlight: That makes you a gamer
flatluigi: i have been reminded
sheer_falacy: Chat did see green cards just... going raound
MegaDosX: Oooh, Nelson got that?\
Haroldholmes25: lol
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
RandomTrivia: LUL
Countjondi: Nelson is a king
ChaoticObserver: HA
sheer_falacy: wow Ben, you're so good at MTG
Wicker_Guide: Is that an insult to your friends, Twitch Chat, or both?
abrightlight: It's like I always say Reanimator and Green Chaff are always open.
mawisms: ITs big BM
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Countjondi: Ben, you're getting GM'd if anything
Wicker_Guide: PET PET PET gabyB
SamanthaVess: Play to your outs, even if it's asking your opponent to concede
MegaDosX: And here we see the difference between Nelson and James :p
fcloud: ben a lil jealous
averythetiger: Props for comittment
NotCainNorAbel: Judge, my opponent wanted a game three.
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Figgyleaf: Nelson with the MAD chaotic energy\
DiscordianTokkan: HAHahaha
mawisms: the absolute ego you have to have to be that confident that youll win, that you can just condede a game looool. jokes tho
Gaz_L: Nelly doing the pro-wrestling thing where the bad guy pulls the babyface up at a 2 count
Pharmacistjudge: i'll allow it
MegaDosX: Yesterday wasn't it?
ChaoticObserver: Its also Mighty Ducks: Game Changers day
MegaDosX: I watched it last night my time
El_Funko: For some people it's yesterday
Gaz_L: Welll.... it's Cap 4
sheer_falacy: They agreed so split and it's just wrong to 2-0 split
Gaz_L: basically
Bugberry: just saw the episode, really good.
ChaoticObserver: Yes it is
PIayswithFlRE: is mighty ducks: game changers any good?
HundreydAundre: It could be neither.
ChaoticObserver: First episode
NotCainNorAbel: What year is it?
MegaDosX: Wheeler yells at cloud :p
Gaz_L: Emilio Estevez needs work!
Haroldholmes25: wheeler outing himself as still only watching frasier reruns
Swamplor: Yes, Wheeler, that is how fiction owrks
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
abrightlight: best of 5?
lirazel64: Fictional fiction TV shows.
Wicker_Guide: Bus gabySip
DiscordianTokkan: Ben said Seal, in french!
NoTomToLose: FUNgible
DiscordianTokkan: Phoque!
HundreydAundre: Wheeler, the Cloud Yeetrr
Dog_of_Myth: Head to the Funge Zone
sheer_falacy: which original one
sheer_falacy: I only watch cartoons
Countjondi: Nelson's sportmanship should be commende
abrightlight: the mighty ducks are the villain in the new show
mawisms: I thought they all died in the endd
El_Funko: getting jobs at tim hortons
Laserbeaks_Fury: man, for a hot second I thought it was the cartoon getting rebooted
spurius: bad news bear lose the last game, its not imposible
Gaz_L: tbf he kinda is in the new show
Countjondi: @abrightlight is this what cobra kai is to karate kid?
TheMagicToolBus: Emilio loses his job as a hockey coach and has to resort to cooking meth
sheer_falacy: why would you reboot the movie
HundreydAundre: Wut ring? The O N E RING?
sheer_falacy: it had far too few ducks
Wicker_Guide: Wait the Mighty Ducks are an Apocalypse Now prequel?
MegaDosX: It's a pretty solid green creature in this format
mawisms: i hope that nelson clip makes it to the highlights
sheer_falacy: I always hope every clip makes it to the highlights
abrightlight: Ben do you have a favorite plaid color pairing?
mawisms: I want a stream highlights of every nelson clip
Figgyleaf: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: It's the Silent G.
Pharmacistjudge: and Penny!
Wicker_Guide: Por Que no los dos
sheer_falacy: that's it
control_rig: Nice
Dmc3628: there ya go
Professor_Rakor: yeeeaaah!
mawisms: From the vault: Nelson $24.99
BITs19_: !card spider spawning
LRRbot: Spider Spawning [4G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
abrightlight: if my grandmother had wheels!
MegaDosX: Ooof
Gaz_L: how weird
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
ctwitch201909: !
Wicker_Guide: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: wat
Dmc3628: hmm predictave text interface phone
TheWriterAleph: did it show you the pizza, though?
sheer_falacy: that's very ominous
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Two_Hats: well, show me the pizza
resistentialism: !explain pizza
Bugberry: !quote pizza
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mawisms: Pauls new catchphrase
Wicker_Guide: Paul, buddy, do you have something yo uwant to tell us?
redyounglink: I've shown you my pizza please respond.
Gaz_L: Paul, is Siri very into conspiracy theories lately?
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
Figgyleaf: Kappa
Wicker_Guide: sergeSnerge
soFISHticated98: I think I'll alter Atris to depict Wheeler
sheer_falacy: Twitch chat is exceptionally bad at math
abrightlight: Math numotNLT
Wicker_Guide: 3+14/4^3 gabyMath
DiscordianTokkan: Dangit, Twitch isn't letting me clip anything today
fcloud: what is waiting going to get you? sure, a win, but besides that
TheWriterAleph: d e w i t
TheWriterAleph: k i l l h i m
Figgyleaf: LUL
Wicker_Guide: BOOKER!
UWDJohn: I heard math is for blockers.
Two_Hats: Mountain dew it
MegaDosX: Anyone remember Wizpig?
Countjondi: what a shocking lizard
fcloud: u n d e w i t
jamiewisdom74: just draw gaea's anthem
redyounglink: Entering the wizard state.
sheer_falacy: not all old men
Countjondi: The old man and the tree
abrightlight: He means draw it in ms paint
Wicker_Guide: The Old Man and the Tree gabyThump
Two_Hats: Old man look at my Tree, It’s a lot like your was. Old man look at my Tree, It’s a lot like you was.
Wicker_Guide: @Countjondi sergeJustRight
Haroldholmes25: can escape arachnir maybe
Haroldholmes25: idk what the text on that card says
MegaDosX: I do like this attack
stevefromdetroit: moistSquirt @IbunWest
flatluigi: does he have the mana to get back aracnir?
abrightlight: Emperor Palpatine?
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Tygersrule: i mean he did hit a good spell
circusofkirkus: i mean, it was a good spell
Sibwow: @benjamin_wheeler call up mengu
Gaz_L: You mean Legends Of Runeterra pro Bongjammin Wheedler?
sheer_falacy: Nellie gonna win via decking
abrightlight: Why start playing smart now?
Tygersrule: LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I can pretend to be a pro: Wheeler's wrong
MegaDosX: Ooof
sheer_falacy: wait why didn't that exile a card?
MegaDosX: Nelson go get the pet!
mawisms: Nelson find a pet!
Countjondi: Nelson earned that W
BrowneePoints: @sheer_falacy has to hit opp
Two_Hats: I mean Wheeler gets fired 3 times every Sunday, don't know why you would listen to him.
Wicker_Guide: PET gabyB PET gabyB
resistentialism: gotta fire the damage at the player to exile the card
Countjondi: awwwwwwww yeeeeee
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Now Nelson has a thopter!
TheOtherTrevor: what is up with the cake the thopter brings when you click on it though...?
flatluigi: pets are stored in the profile
MegaDosX: @TheOtherTrevor It's a pie
Sibwow: pets are stored in the balls
Gaz_L: tbf they probably should have a pop up thingy
DiscordianTokkan: Like Pokémon, pets are stored in the balls
MegaDosX: !card thopter pie network
LRRbot: Thopter Pie Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token. / Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.
stevefromdetroit: same @coachNelly - TIL i learned where they're stored
redyounglink: I thought it was going to pop up like Microsoft Clippy.
Gaz_L: i think maybe it does, but it also gets covered by the tutorial messaging
MegaDosX: Puppet Jace is leaving the store soon apparently
NoTomToLose: I was in the beta, and I just figured out how to apply sleeves last month
mawisms: dont you get a pet free from every set?
Dog_of_Myth: Puppet Jace is a nightmare....
BrowneePoints: *writes down gift Nelly $20 so he can buy a Pet*
MegaDosX: @mawisms You get one from the Mastery Pass
soFISHticated98: no free pets per set
soFISHticated98: you get them with the pass
stevefromdetroit: @Dog_of_Myth would you say he's a Little Nightmare?
resistentialism: free pet you pay for
Gaz_L: You get a pet from the battle pass thing every set
soFISHticated98: you get like 5
mawisms: I have like 4 and never spent a dime on this game
soFISHticated98: but they're variations of a single pet
soFISHticated98: i.e. 5 different bears
Dog_of_Myth: @stevefromdetroit I see no difference...
Gaz_L: well, yeah, it usually transforms to match certain colours/archetypes
NoTomToLose: Ben can't even let James talk us out without the stimulation of his Switch :D
soFISHticated98: peaceful pup doesn't bark, which is annoying
Gaz_L: like there's a shapeshifter bear for Kaldheim, but also a polar bear
soFISHticated98: why no pupper sounds
resistentialism: my problem is that to make any use of the pets or emotes I have to listen to the green dogs of my opponents, so I have it all muted
soFISHticated98: but then you can't repeatedly poke their pet
soFISHticated98: the best hobby
soFISHticated98: not a single therosian mech owl goes unpoked
DiscordianTokkan: I just noticed there's no break music
Earthenone: james went to go watch disney, had no time to put on music
DiscordianTokkan: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: *music fades in conspicuously* :D
Haroldholmes25: lol
resistentialism: I think they forgot to run ads until you mentioned the music
aceofroses_: hello
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't know what you are talking about . there was always music playing lrrFINE
mitomanox: lrrFINE lrrHEART lrrFINE
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RassilonDND: i finally remembered that there was a LRL this weekend.!
aceofroses_: oh a live tomorrow? awesome
sheer_falacy: in a fight to the death
sheer_falacy: yes, constantly
HundreydAundre: Arti-Peas
resistentialism: in that order
MrsLlante: Oh what is that pet Graham? I don't think I've seen that.
flatluigi: @MrsLlante it's the free one you get for logging in on mobile
sheer_falacy: the amazing 1 power synergy deck
Gaz_L: That 'my hand is bad' comment reminded me of the Xmas Carol Brawl stream, and Wheeler/Kermit panickedly yelling "My deck is very bad!"
ActionJB: 12 1 drops and a dream
MrsLlante: Oooooh! Ok yeah I should do that!
aceofroses_: @MrsLlante is from the app version
Two_Hats: judge! my opponent is gaining life
circusofkirkus: wheeler was mardu
Haroldholmes25: wheeler was on mardu
laikagoat: wheeler
sheer_falacy: Wheeler had a 3 color deck, one was splash
Alas_Babylon: Bleen...ue
Two_Hats: that BUG life
Gaz_L: Wet Dimir
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wet Golgari, perhaps.
migelino164: It's some kind of ....Ana...manabase?
Figgyleaf: a B-U-G, you might say
Gaz_L: wait
sheer_falacy: I'm not sure wheeler ever drew white mana
BrowneePoints: Bluey is a kids show Nelly!
SnowBuddy18: wet Golgari
RandomTrivia: Seems like it might be prone to BUGs LUL
Alas_Babylon: Soul Tie?
Gaz_L: that one
SamanthaVess: I think it's called Ana
soFISHticated98: oh no
MegaDosX: Pay 3 draw 2 seems decent
Two_Hats: modest
soFISHticated98: grasp would be useful right now
MegaDosX: I like the option on the fourth card in Serge's hand
FlargBlarg: 2
Alas_Babylon: You can't cast option 1
MegaDosX: You can't do the first one
Countjondi: 2
abyssaldm: P E A S A N T
flatluigi: 2
aceofroses_: 2
Haroldholmes25: You can't cast 1
sheer_falacy: option 2 works and 1 doesn't
circusofkirkus: how does option 1 work?
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: 2
Natedogg2: 2
Figgyleaf: So you have one option?
MegaDosX: You tapped your only white source
laikagoat: cant do 1, so
Suffix: There's always option 3, Serge. The concede.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The first this is something you can't actually play on account of it requiring an untapped white mana source.
Two_Hats: the soul read
icefinch: LUL
RandomTrivia: The SOUL read
fcloud: tactical concede
migelino164: So Graham is Ana, Wheeler was Dega, serge is red short of Raka?
MegaDosX: Now you can do option 1
sheer_falacy: I hope that raven surprised him
Dmc3628: what's it like facing an actual wizard
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge "can't bluff to save my life" Yager
Professor_Rakor: Quoth the raven, eventually more.
Figgyleaf: b o i n g
sheer_falacy: oh no as far as we know, Graham is mono-simic uncommmon
fcloud: if graham falls below 10 life, serge has to concede
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: now you get to cast tatyova twice
flatluigi: !card watertrap weaver
LRRbot: Watertrap Weaver [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | When Watertrap Weaver enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
soFISHticated98: something something the simic lining
Professor_Rakor: now just play the uncommon damnation
aceofroses_: is graham actually james in a mission impossible mask ?
soFISHticated98: the podcast I want but will never have
Gaz_L: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, did you guys ever play that "Uncommons Only" Commander set someone sent in for Mail Time?
Dmc3628: feast of succession legal to arena would be uncommon damnation
MegaDosX: Unless you have to
MegaDosX: It will highlight them but it won't tap them unless you are low on untapped lands
Figgyleaf: That's not inaccurate Nelson XD
flatluigi: i like graham's singleton lands
MegaDosX: Arena tries to cast everything cool in your hand, but it prioritises wrong in some cases :p
sheer_falacy: 1 hp is like 20\
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham's only hope appears to be Serge giving Adanto Vanguard indestructible 5 times in a row.
xantos69: I bet the arena devs have sunk literal hundreds of hours into figuring out how to make auto tap not just ruin you. I honor their effort...but it still needs work.
MegaDosX: Serge that's not a curve, that's a scout salute
Gaz_L: Adanto Vanguard isn't so hot, it dies to Spikefield Hazard!
bjorlamn: I actually disagree. I think the autotap in this game is unfairly criticized, and I have very very rarely had a problem with it
sheer_falacy: Serge sure does want to win quickly or things will go badly
SnowBuddy18: so the curve really tops out at 2, got it
Dmc3628: autotapper and snowlands are a thing
snortablecola: the gram if you will
Pharmacistjudge: reminder, the event that I took half day off for
notthepenguins: the autotap works perfectly up until you are trying to do something complex
Haroldholmes25: there's bound to be some spicy mystical archive pulls
MegaDosX: That tracks
raaabr: Max theater kids
migelino164: Prismari Ganggggg
notthepenguins: but no one notices the times it works fine so it feels like it always hoses you
MrsLlante: Shout out to my Witherblooms!
notthepenguins: source: getting hosed by autotap not reading my mind
aceofroses_: Ben shows up with a Izzet guild kit to play
sheer_falacy: it didn't drop the pie, you just failed to catch the pie
Figgyleaf: It's on to be Houseless
Sogheim: izzet pie?
resistentialism: it could spear it
flatluigi: is there some looping audio or something
Natedogg2: We juts need to have it pick up a fat-free pie.
Gaz_L: Pie too big :(
Figgyleaf: *It's ok to be Houseless
resistentialism: unless it's a pudding pie
aceofroses_: Witherblooom
fcloud: graham buttered the outside of the pie pan
spiffinn: what i hate is that the autotap isn't smart enough to know that, even tho you can't cast a spell now, you might be able to later if you tap a specific way. it always taps the other way
sheer_falacy: malice afivethought
Gaz_L: It should get a Hostess Fruit Pie
Dmc3628: like when autotap prioritizes leaving snowlands up even though the snow lands i have don't cast counterspells
Stormthius: what's my purpose? you drop pies
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MegaDosX: I feel like that's a euphemism for something
MegaDosX: The frosting comment
gamercat88: thank you may i have another
flatluigi: i feel like we're getting serge's swooshes and whooshes as well still maybe?
aceofroses_: That Knight was so thirsty it needed quenching º º
Haroldholmes25: mage ring bully
Alas_Babylon: Nope, just Serge's
Figgyleaf: Oh snap, Ben
MegaDosX: It sounds like there might be some delay
flatluigi: you didn't want to say swooshes and wooshes on camera, graham?
sheer_falacy: audio works goodly
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xantos69: I gave away a game 7 of a draft because of auto tapper way back in the day. I just turned off auto tapper and have never looked back. It isn't at all a hassle to click on a few lands.
aceofroses_: I got a rock...
until_may: I first picked plains, didnt work out
Gaz_L: i think the complaints about the auto-tapper presumes the human would not also tap wrong
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Caryotip2: lifelink wins the race
spiffinn: it would be nice if dual lands only required one click, like dependent on the side of the land you click. that might be a bit complex tho
Gaz_L: which isn't always the case, in my experience
SnowBuddy18: I first picked Ben, it didn't work
resistentialism: definitely heard that one before it showed on screen
HorusFive: ASK HIM!
Dmc3628: well if autotapper interacted with snowlands better and not prioritized them whenever i wanted to do anything in a control deck
InsaneMuadib: Yeah definitely hearing double noises
InsaneMuadib: or are they just early?
dividesBy0: I think just early?
sheer_falacy: I'm not hearing double
xantos69: @Gaz_L That is an entirely fair point. But I deal much better when I make the mistake because then I can learn from it. "Blame the computer" is a very frustrating feeling.
StreetRach: Um... I'm sorry. Are we playing the mono U deck that Autumn Burchett won MC1 with?
laikagoat: the double noises have been happening in arena for me for the past couple of days
QuixoticScrivener: Trans Rights!
Sibwow: ptrans rights
Figgyleaf: TransgenderPride
Gaz_L: @xantos69 I have the opposite reaction, if the computer taps wrong, welp, not my fault
Alas_Babylon: ptrans prights
Makimachine: TransgenderPride
laikagoat: zoeyTR zoeyParty
veelofar: Hey, I just wanted to come in here and thank you all for being wonderful people. Both the LRR crew and the amazing community that have come up around them.
FenrisSchafer: PrideTrans PrideTrans PrideTrans
Haroldholmes25: I think graham is a bit dead
Dmc3628: das a beating of 6
Nydestroyer: has the zombie ever considered jumping very high
sheer_falacy: Wrath of Dog, noted uncommon
Dmc3628: so once again Feast of Succession to arena pls
StreetRach: Quick play Cry of the Carnarium.
thehokeypokey: no infests then?
spiffinn: i mean black has -2/-2
Haroldholmes25: yeah cause of pteramander
xantos69: @Gaz_L Hua. Well different strokes I guess.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm not hearing double audio
sheer_falacy: this was a short FNPF
MegaDosX: Cool game!
RandomTrivia: Yes, play around that famous UB uncommon card, Settle the Wreckage lrrBEEJ
Field94: turns out peasant cube go VRROOOM
MegaDosX: It does seem like a sweet cube
flatluigi: graham v wheeler?
flatluigi: or is wheeler in bed
flatluigi: he lives
sheer_falacy: only one of the 3 simic uncommons
RandomTrivia: The whamjangle bracket?
MegaDosX: Technically Ben vs Nelson was a 2-1 game
sheer_falacy: Nelson lost once! Voluntarily.
Mediocre_Man5: everybody whamjangle tonight
Gaz_L: 3 really good decks, and 3... other decks
MrsLlante: Wheeler has got me into Legends of Runeterra... even though i'm not great at it I am enjoying it! Thanks for the new segment!
MegaDosX: You could replace one with the green one that does the same thing. Sixth Sense I think?
Gaz_L: That mono-blue smol bois and card draw deck is so maddening in ladder
NoTomToLose: Keen Sense
MegaDosX: Curiosity for Sixth Sense is a pretty lateral change that only changes the colour
NoTomToLose: would be the green one
fcloud: wheleer's avatar looking regal
MegaDosX: !card sixth sense
LRRbot: Sixth Sense [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card."
NoTomToLose: oh nevermind they are both real
NoTomToLose: !card keen sense
LRRbot: Keen Sense [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
StreetRach: Is this screen share on Discord?
resistentialism: I know that is the sailor of memes, but I don't remember why it was ever the sailor of memes
MegaDosX: I wonder if Blessed Spirits would be too much for this cube :p
Gaz_L: psst, i think Wheeler's on aristocrats
Countjondi: ah, sailor of memes
Earthenone: i think because it was a blue common that let you splash any color for nonsense @resistentialism also sounds a like :)
Countjondi: a 1/4 for 3, the power creep in magic has to stop
UWDJohn: I think Sailor of Means is pretty average. Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sibwow: except the boat is sideways
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MegaDosX: Oh no.
Mr_Horrible: oh dear sofieGasp
corpocracy: Big Boat still stuck
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DeM0nFiRe: (I promise I didnt regiser that, that user actually exists)
StreetRach: Is it just me or is there something weird going on with the frame rate when animations happen?
flatluigi: !card waker of waves
LRRbot: Waker of Waves [5UU] | Creature — Whale [7/7] | Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0. / {1}{U}, Discard Waker of Waves: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
SnowbirdMike: This game just got Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff
MegaDosX: I forgot Wheeler drafted that
Diabore: haha nope
sheer_falacy: doggo
Countjondi: block the army, only kill the dog's you have to
sheer_falacy: some kind of dogocidal maniac
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Haroldholmes25: !card waker of waves
LRRbot: Waker of Waves [5UU] | Creature — Whale [7/7] | Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0. / {1}{U}, Discard Waker of Waves: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
MegaDosX: "Let me see what you have" "WOOF" "No!"
Countjondi: it's so it can deliver them to their friends
Veste: aw its the dog from reborn
sheer_falacy: that is a happy dog
SnowbirdMike: And a bag of weed
SamanthaVess: No take, only shoot
Punching_Bag: swiss army doggo
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sheer_falacy: barking at them
sheer_falacy: don't worry about it, it's just how they roll
Laserbeaks_Fury: Every time you shoot an arrow, it runs off to fetch
xantos69: Wheeler stop trying to make Fetch happen.
MegaDosX: The rare attack with the 0/1
Earthenone: !card ainok artillerist
LRRbot: Ainok Artillerist [2G] | Creature — Dog Archer [4/1] | Ainok Artillerist has reach as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.
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Sogheim: attack with the 0/1 to assert dominance
fcloud: "creature - dog archer"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where can we get this Dogmeat armor DLC
Haroldholmes25: that's a lot of damage
sheer_falacy: oh yeah we know how Graham treats a dog in combat
MegaDosX: Graham saw the Ulamog on the top of his deck and conceded
sheer_falacy: as a liability
Tygersrule: honestly yeah i think i would side that in lol
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Laserbeaks_Fury: "Dogmeat found something"
Diabore: i just got back, did serge not get to play?
fcloud: wheeler is losing air
Tygersrule: sneep
Earthenone: serge won in 10 minutes
MegaDosX: Generally speaking, upsetting an immortal being in a world where they exist would be a poor idea
RassilonDND: 5 lands might be a slow start
sheer_falacy: I'm sure you have your reasons
NoTomToLose: I mean, you could definitely play it on time :D
Sibwow: he likes to send things to the graveyard
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
sheer_falacy: dead men tell boring tales
Haroldholmes25: wait
Haroldholmes25: lrrSPOOP
soFISHticated98: now all we need is the Kermit voice
resistentialism: also a zombie
MegaDosX: I feel like that's a good draw
migelino164: He's brushing up on the Dewey Death-imal System
sheer_falacy: it's not aristocrats, we talked about this
Sibwow: migelino164 that got a loud exhale from me
RassilonDND: Now that lilliana is a professor, do you think her PHD was in demonology or pain?
MegaDosX: Ooof
Caryotip2: double deathtouch
MegaDosX: Oh Fynn would be a blowout in this cube I think
sheer_falacy: even without payoff a 2 mana 1/3 deathtouch is a card
MegaDosX: Suddenly, a board
Professor_Rakor: Fynn is basically doom blade.
NoTomToLose: Combos with Binding if nothing else
MegaDosX: Super deathtouch!
spiffinn: i think an arena counters cube could be fun. proliferate and stuff
Bugberry: That angel is probably my favorite uncommon from Kaldheim.
Earthenone: now when the creatures die, they die in real life
xantos69: What a healthy lad
Tygersrule: now thats a donkey
sheer_falacy: swole shark
Desruprot: Chonky Shark
MegaDosX: "Reanimator? More like, hard cast it!" - Graham, probably
Bagelboi_Luxe: How does arena cube work?
NoTomToLose: Sometimes we cast it even when our ramp spell fails to find :D
RassilonDND: does graham go for the full greed and cast the one on the right first, or the left?
jamiewisdom74: i beat my dad last night with fynn and binding :)
Diabore: reborn
xantos69: Omen
PIayswithFlRE: @Bagelboi_Luxe use the herokuapp site to draft, export, build decks in arena and craft whatever you don't already have
sheer_falacy: terrifying means that it's working
MegaDosX: !card dinrova horror
LRRbot: Dinrova Horror [4UB] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | When Dinrova Horror enters the battlefield, return target permanent to its owner's hand, then that player discards a card.
NoTomToLose: It also seemed like... the best card in our hand?
solemn_storm: if graham dies to 6 flier beats i called it
F1SHOR: still cant believe they gave wheeler ephemerate
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like Dinrova Horror has spent a lot of effort to *not* be called "Sweet"
sheer_falacy: if you didn't want to be called sweet you should have been a 2 mana 2/1
soFISHticated98: sha ha hark
Desruprot: gonna need a bigger boat
Dog_of_Myth: Big Fish
PIayswithFlRE: gigaladon?
jamiewisdom74: this jerk i used to live with had a dinrova horror shrieking affliction deck and it was miserable
sheer_falacy: ah, the Suez Shark
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL the TOPICAL humour
solemn_storm: nvm drew out of it
Haroldholmes25: that does help
oatway: a problematic ship
vaccinated_pathogen: A ship is a kind of boat.
xantos69: The devotee?
Haroldholmes25: I guess he can just salvager though
soFISHticated98: flier?
Carsonogenics_: oh ships cause problems all the time. just look at tumblr
flatluigi: salvager, he sac's anything else
RassilonDND: Would a megalodon be considered a Dinosaur shark, giant shark, or Shark Lizard
sirspate: is there a ship card, and can you get it stuck tapped?
mawisms: i wanna draft this cube
RayFK: The answer is "Sand"
thraximore: salvager is sorcery speed guys
RandomTrivia: @Carsonogenics_ benginFingers
Field94: a bow-at?
flatluigi: aha
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Desruprot: things into stuff
sheer_falacy: youink
MegaDosX: Yoink!
vaccinated_pathogen: @RassilonDND elder shark :P
SamanthaVess: So devoted he *also* signed a pact with Bolas PogChamp
zombub: I'm pretty sure I went to high school with Liliana's Devotee
sheer_falacy: not a high bar
RassilonDND: So we could start an entire new format, elder shark highlander
RandomTrivia: @SamanthaVess Clearly trying to pander to upper management
Earthenone: youir gy has a big whale\
flatluigi: get your first pick!
BiggusSaccus: hey hey
Hewdra: get BIG WHALE
sheer_falacy: if only a flyer had died
Professor_Rakor: another big dumb fish
soFISHticated98: waves?
Haroldholmes25: lol
circusofkirkus: WHALE
Desruprot: woah
sheer_falacy: that's a good name
Hewdra: whale shrinks his entire board
HundreydAundre: Wut? The Re-Rematch!?
sheer_falacy: Big Fission Zombies
Punching_Bag: get devil
RandomTrivia: It's the spirit of Gurmag Angler
notthepenguins: BIG FISH
A_Dub888: !card waker of waves
LRRbot: Waker of Waves [5UU] | Creature — Whale [7/7] | Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0. / {1}{U}, Discard Waker of Waves: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
GirlPainting: fish is back on the menue boys!
Veste: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy man. nice fish.
lirazel64: big dead fish
Desruprot: whale whale whale
migelino164: We're all just a slave to Big Fish Inc.
Veste: reel big fish?
HundreydAundre: Chat, oh bye gawsh; this is the TSR "non-TSR" Re-rematch!!!
solemn_storm: DOGS
RandomTrivia: DOG
NoTomToLose: more dogs for the fire
RandomTrivia: Indeed, several DOG
flatluigi: !card exclusion mage
LRRbot: Exclusion Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Exclusion Mage enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Veste: quite many dog indeed
RassilonDND: Thats just stonks right there
circusofkirkus: bound fireblade?
xantos69: Fireblade buys you and extra 2 life.
MegaDosX: I see three possibilities to target
commakazi1: do you bounce the salvager?
therealkenm135: !card Shepard of the cosmos
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
flatluigi: i'd bounce the salvager?
PIayswithFlRE: !card shepherd of the cosmos
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Cosmos [4WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [3/3] | Flying / When Shepherd of the Cosmos enters the battlefield, return target permanent card with converted mana cost 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Foretell {3}{W}
flatluigi: i guess he has the mana to do everything
A_Dub888: !findquote uh
LRRbot: Quote #459: "It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?" —Paul [2015-07-15]
solemn_storm: fling???
xantos69: Salvager isn't a problem G has death touch.
Caryotip2: isn t artist at start of combat phase trigger?
sirspate: dog v fish
Tygersrule: death touch and 2 big honkin fishes
Caryotip2: !card fureblade artist
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
cosarprime: Artist is upkeep.
Caryotip2: ok$
BrowneePoints: what's giving them all -1/-0?
HundreydAundre: Eat. The. Fish.
commakazi1: BrowneePoints the big whale
Caryotip2: the whale
PIayswithFlRE: @BrowneePoints the 7/7 fish
mawisms: exclude the exclusion mage
RandomTrivia: LUL
PIayswithFlRE: !card waker of waves
LRRbot: Waker of Waves [5UU] | Creature — Whale [7/7] | Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0. / {1}{U}, Discard Waker of Waves: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
A_Dub888: !call of the
Tygersrule: should be attacking with the mage too, try and call of the death dweller it?
A_Dub888: !card call of the death-
LRRbot: Call of the Death-Dweller [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards with total converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Then put a menace counter on either of them.
CaptainSpam: I'm surprised they didn't do that in a real Looney Tunes cartoon...
sirspate: packing the whale full of die-knee-mite
Caryotip2: it s a zombie
jamiewisdom74: !card exclude
LRRbot: Exclude [2U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell. / Draw a card.
xantos69: NEVER!
BrowneePoints: No NO, Bolas*
MegaDosX: Wow!
BrowneePoints: It's like a Bully, but bigger and doesn't moisturize
GirlPainting: PJSalt
RayFK: This is giving me life
RandomTrivia: Oofa, and I can't stress this enough, Doofa
Haroldholmes25: is graham doing it
jamiewisdom74: no lol
Haroldholmes25: is this lethal?
fcloud: graham running out of table
RandomTrivia: Get this man another playmat!
flatluigi: i think if you kill the salvager that's lethal?
resistentialism: math alarm
dougma: swing batter batter
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
guapasaurusrex: Just tuned in. This board state is ridiculous...
Tygersrule: its 1 off isnt it? 5 blockers leaves 5 damage
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Haroldholmes25: yeah I think it's one off
HundreydAundre: Dubious M A T H
Desruprot: LUL
MegaDosX: One off right now, yeah
Kaorti: fine, *puts lands in front of creatures*
Abelzumi: "...BUT NOT IN FRONT"
soFISHticated98: well if you pop something with drown in the loch
Tecnocrat: "No, behind your creatures you monster!"
Pharmacistjudge: Judges note. Lands where you can see them does not mean lands in front.
Tygersrule: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Sir, press the all attack button and come out with your hand up
GirlPainting: every card you play can and will be used against you in a cort jugement!
BrowneePoints: Graham's nickname IS Norin
Caryotip2: ohh getting another zombie
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne !
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
MegaDosX: That was an intense game!
Pharmacistjudge: umm.. Remy might not be able to determine which Ben you are referring to
HundreydAundre: Gettin' Settled by dogs
Desruprot: LUL
Tygersrule: how can one hope to handle such reckless whales
jmhodges: Great game!
Caryotip2: i forgot that eldest reborn was actually not a rare daaamn
sheer_falacy: and now we know Wheeler hates when you use his own cards against him
sirspate: that was beautiful. and I don't understand magic.
Kaorti: crack open the secret homelands pack
Earthenone: yeah some mythic uncommons in G's deck
RassilonDND: He knows what the fun 1/1 counters be at
BrowneePoints: Poggifers! Bring in...the Grum-Gully
odocoelus: Bring out all the stops?
MegaDosX: Stealing the Devotee was pretty chef's kiss
resistentialism: he's grumgarious
Radyin: That was a fun game of Magic.
fcloud: switch pov?
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Dog_of_Myth: #Branding
jamiewisdom74: ben do you have enchantment removal
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BrowneePoints: It's okay Wheeler, the Chutzpah is what matters
RandomTrivia: Fun fact time: In an Organ, "stops" are inserted into the pipes to change the timbre of the sound or change which pipes are used. The phrase "pulling out all the stops" comes from the act of doing so on an Organ, giving access to the full sound. Trivia moment over
RayFK: Ha! Tap! Magic Joke!
fcloud: this tablet is a protein AND a bug? broken!
BoBrinkman: I'm making decaf espresso in my coffee with Serge cup right now
MegaDosX: This hand is reasonable if slow
migelino164: Oh man, does it come with free 2 day shipping?!
sheer_falacy: some kind of gamer fuel
GirlPainting: gamers? where do you whant to find one of those?
circusofkirkus: vindictive vamp is only your creatures, right?
circusofkirkus: uh
flatluigi: lol
Earthenone: you gotta start selling those gamer eye drops beej was b
resistentialism: have they shown the pest token yet, I am curious?
Tiber727: Gamers hate spiders. So what if we found a use for them?
ContingentCat: for gamers? so it has RGBs?
Desruprot: O.o
Caryotip2: switch in pov incoming i guess?
frozenphoenix7: So about Strixhaven.
MegaDosX: Jumpstart baby!
sheer_falacy: ooh, nice transition
Earthenone: !ppr
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sheer_falacy: how could you kill your own creature like that
dmeigod: tell me more
superdude097: !card phyrexian reclamation
LRRbot: Phyrexian Reclamation [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
RassilonDND: sorry, stupid question, but is canada in daylight savings time right now or not
Radyin: It is.
Caryotip2: sound still on graham side? it s quite delayed
Dog_of_Myth: @RassilonDND Yes
ContingentCat: @RassilonDND yup it was a bit ago
jamiewisdom74: jump start is a helluva drug
CaptainSpam: No audio on Ben's side?
Radyin: LRR is in PDT right now.
GirlPainting: you just did beat that card
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HortonFearsACoup: Did somebody say M A G I C ?!?!
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RassilonDND: is ben talking?
MechaKuuga: Is there a game sound delay?
sheer_falacy: Most places respect daylight savings time because they're not smart enough not to
sheer_falacy: India, Arizona, I dunno what other places ignore the dumb
A_Dub888: I think we're getting audio from Graham's stream
Field94: there's always a bigger fish
Desruprot: there's always a bigger fish
Caryotip2: @MechaKuuga there is i believe we are hearing mtga sound from graham side
Dog_of_Myth: Large Chum
resistentialism: with a book
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL THis is wheeler's sound, but for some reason, the game sound is quite delayed.
MegaDosX: Neat Arena tip: if you're double blocking like that, you can click one one creature to block with and then another, and it creates an arrow from both that you can then click on the attacking creature with
Professor_Rakor: That's a thirsty looking sailor
MegaDosX: Makes it a little faster if you're triple-blocking or more
Caryotip2: oh thx for the info @LoadingReadyRun
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A_Dub888: !findquote mulligan
LRRbot: Quote #3993: "Everybody knows that Adam Savidan is allowed one mulligan--oh eff" —Adam [2017-02-11]
NoTomToLose: Wheeler did not mulligan.
MechaKuuga: you can tell by looking at the bottom of your deck
ContingentCat: mulligan is a fun word
Haroldholmes25: !card phyrexian reclamation
LRRbot: Phyrexian Reclamation [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
NoTomToLose: We could see he kept 7 on Graham's mull screen
RassilonDND: i dont understand, why didnt you simply draft a lotus petal :)
sheer_falacy: it must be a good card if you've never seen it
NoxStryx: the only time Wheeler mulligan's is when he flickers his mulldrifter
Veste: just... DO it
sheer_falacy: I would love a drink that's not caffeinated
Tecnocrat: That Thing You Do! Sponsored by Mountain Dew.
sheer_falacy: it just makes me jittery
Tygersrule: why is it not caffeinated in canada?
RassilonDND: Does canada also have IronBru?
Pharmacistjudge: didn't know that
BrowneePoints: Wait...Mt Dew isn't caffeinated in Canada?
Caryotip2: planeswalkers in pauper??? heresy!!
Earthenone: clear caffinated beverages are a nono in canada
A_Dub888: !card eldest reb
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
HundreydAundre: @browneepoints I must halve one...
sheer_falacy: why does being clear mattter
Tygersrule: wait what about like Monster Zero
fcloud: mountain dew canadian
KWardJenx: Thank you Serge. Thank you for recognizing our Living Hell when we visit our cordial northern neighbors.
sirspate: wasn't there pepsi crystal?
ContingentCat: @RassilonDND not generally but it can be found in specialty stores
Tygersrule: are energy drinks ok?
superdude097: Mountain Dew 'Murica?
BrowneePoints: Also hey, just cuz I drink Mt Dew doesn't mean I'm a gamer? My bad takes and general toxic masculinity means I'm a gamer. benginDab
sheer_falacy: I have no idea what color Monster is, it's in a non-see through container
Scar_Red_Tiger: we have the good coke too
RassilonDND: I mean why would you drink Mountain Dew Major Melon except for the unsafe amounts of sugar AND Caffeine
HundreydAundre: A Mt. Dew UN-caffinated?
Tygersrule: LUL
GirlPainting: so cannada´s energy deck is nerved...gotcha
resistentialism: used in processing maple syrup
jamiewisdom74: butter flavored water LUL
frozenphoenix7: Canada, the mythical land where they only drink maple syrup obviously.
Issurru: you cant legally drink a Monster if your name isn't Kyle
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HundreydAundre: Literally, like a Mt. Duum
RassilonDND: HAHAHA nice @Dog_of_Myth
BrindleBoar: "it's just vodka I swear" "I can smell the caffeine from here, son"
Earthenone: put clear fluids ins smash?
NoxStryx: Canadian's mainline their energy drinks.
sheer_falacy: antifreeze: alcoholic and also toxic!
Nemo_Rasa: if your water looks like mtn dew, don't drink it
FarrinDelmirre: oh that's so good
xantos69: A coworker of mine used to drink 1 energy drink a day to wake up. He had to get his gall bladder removed. He is 27.
Tygersrule: it leaves 2 bodies behind
BjjBrain: Wait, I've lived in Canada my whole life and I just foud out that Mountain Dew is healthy for you!! ;p
circusofkirkus: everybody gets pumped by the shirtless man
fcloud: the phrase "clear fluids" magnetically attracts words like "hospital orderly" and "extraction tube"
thraximore: I saw it and you can't prove otherwise :)
soFISHticated98: moo
snortablecola: donkey spoon
Kaorti: whaley boi
Tygersrule: the donkey is backk
GirlPainting: heeeeeeeee taaaaaaaaalks reaaaaaaaaly sloooooooow
sheer_falacy: the human body is chock full of non-clear fluids
resistentialism: the whale is the perfect counter to a shirtless man
Desruprot: WHHALES!
RassilonDND: SAIL! I mean whale!
Caryotip2: it s okay as long as you only play zombies you won t see the effect of the whale ^^
SerGarretCameron: Waker's back. Back again. Whale is back. Tell a friend.
HundreydAundre: W H A A A L E
LoadingReadyRun: @BjjBrain pretty sure the caffine wasn't the unheathy part of Mountain dew
Tecnocrat: Whales can't stop, Whales won't stop.
fcloud: row without rhythm, and you wont attract the whale
Pharmacistjudge: you have to walk 1000 miles
HundreydAundre: Somewhere in Wales...:
jamiewisdom74: *mastodon intensifies*
BrowneePoints: I wonder if Canada would de-caffeinate Surge for being a "clear soda" when it's also nuclear horse pee green
bullseye3265: i could watch wheeler and g play magic all day. easily my two favorites. you guys are aewsome!
SerGarretCameron: probably actually something about it being like 60% corn syrup by volume might have something to do with it not being all that good for you.
sheer_falacy: maybe it's a good deck and you just draw badly
Shadowner: lack of effort?
BjjBrain: @LoadingReadyRun but of course, I mean ...sugar and dyes lol
NoxStryx: @jamiewisdom74 whales feels a little more Gojira
sheer_falacy: have you considered topdecking better?
The_Ninjurai: That Thopter pet is nice
spiffinn: i guess now you know how cam feels?
Pharmacistjudge: whoa...go to sleep
Dog_of_Myth: Sleep with the fishes Wheeler
flatluigi: beginning to think aristocrats is bad in draft
Tecnocrat: "MOM! He keeps bringing whales into this!"
BjjBrain: @NoxStryx ....I have to say Born for one thing is EPIC!!
MechaKuuga: LUL
superdude097: LUL
Tygersrule: LMAO
sheer_falacy: given previous evidence I think aristocrats is also bad in constructed
jamiewisdom74: @NoxStryx very true. leviathan is an album about moby dick tho
HundreydAundre: I didn't think tra-Lawling with chat while drafting would backfire.
HundreydAundre: xD
NoxStryx: @jamiewisdom74 I will concede that
Tecnocrat: Oyster smiling. THAT'S a deep cut.
Earthenone: oysters rampant on a field of azure
jamiewisdom74: @NoxStryx gojira uses actual whale sounds so that might honestly be more whale-y
HundreydAundre: B-b-b-bake-it!
Tecnocrat: Can I get a hat wobble?
MegaDosX: You just unfriend them I think
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
niccus: you need a creature first
soFISHticated98: well, you wait for the combat step
Desruprot: LUL
Snowcookies: Hello!
xantos69: cheer500 Thanks for the barn burner of a FNPF!
MegaDosX: !storm
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CaptainSpam: Hamburgers, you say...
circusofkirkus: very sweet cube, Ben!
A_Dub888: !findquote burger
LRRbot: Quote #6141: "Your burger hat won't save you from ME!" —Ian [2019-06-19]
soFISHticated98: dimir does make the best burgers
Issurru: Is Ben having a McDouble? That looks like a McDouble
sheer_falacy: thanks for streaming MAGIC!
NoxStryx: to block someone on arena you need an untapped creature in play.
BrowneePoints: Ben's mug is the best
SnowbirdMike: Thanks guys
Earthenone: i havent had a burger in.... how long has this global pandemic been again?
RassilonDND: wow, didnt know ben had a plaid shirt cup
Radyin: Blue cheese has mold in it.
HundreydAundre: Yes. The Graham Slam Revenge is B'Served!
Dog_of_Myth: Hype
HundreydAundre: Fs 4 Ben.
sheer_falacy: !card witherbloom
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Radyin: !next
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notthepenguins: ooh, that commander looks neat
Dog_of_Myth: A Kingdom of Cards!!
MechaKuuga: Ben and those fries <3
circusofkirkus: LRL for my birthday!?!
DiscordianTokkan: Live! FBtouchdown
laikagoat: its the best
sheer_falacy: ah, pokem
RandomTrivia: LUL Love that mug
MegaDosX: I don't know how I feel about that arm
SnowbirdMike: part 4 of a triology of runeterra
A_Dub888: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: wow that mug is so on brand
HundreydAundre: Something, anything; but SOMETHING must happen.
Fealos: benginHeart
notthepenguins: that arm makes me incredibly uncomfortable
DeM0nFiRe: I cant tell which is the mug and which is the ben
resistentialism: put one of those beefy arms back on there
MegaDosX: I can see a few differences
ContingentCat: much like trogor, one beefy arm
xantos69: Oh, Ben you are such a sturdy fellow.
sheer_falacy: Trogdor was a man, and then he was a very plaid man
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Talin06: mail time spoilers?
quillilian: Ship Stranding
sheer_falacy: What is Strand type strong against?
HundreydAundre: T'was an armed white elephant mug
Tiber727: This must be the work of an enemy strand!
CaptainSpam: One does not merely escape from Tarkov.
CaptainSpam: Tarkov will be with you, always.
HundreydAundre: @loadingreadyrun There's more than ONE?
ContingentCat: it's now Settling Tarkov
fcloud: "one more", for some definitions of "one"
chaostreader: Just teach Greg gardening.
MegaDosX: Probably be about as spooky as Resident Evil has been
RandomTrivia: Can Escape from Tarkov be a bullet hell? Those can be defined (loosely) as rhythm games LUL
sheer_falacy: firing rhythmically is Bullets Per Minute
circusofkirkus: sounds like murder
DiscordianTokkan: If Joe gifts James a Railgun, Mine O'Clock can be a Tarkov also
flatluigi: serge is murdering things again?
RandomTrivia: W00T (literally)
Wilcroft: m u r d e r
circusofkirkus: ROGER
MegaDosX: Such a goofy game
Dog_of_Myth: FREEDOM
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
HundreydAundre: @tacitusvigil Team Snerge?
MegaDosX: Roll credits!
62MGcobra: James on Talking SIm when?
notthepenguins: its really messed up that she keeps calling Roger Chris
Decaped: they escaped the horror genre with that one
TacitusVigil: @HundreydAundre Snerge and Weej forever!
fcloud: pronounced "beej brain"
BjjBrain: Correct Serge ;)
MegaDosX: That's so many months
HundreydAundre: That's... not expected as I thought.
DeM0nFiRe: There's literally 2guysben though
ContingentCat: we're getting alarmingly close to 100 months
Juliamon: Lithops, aka butt rocks
RandomTrivia: benginButt rocks?
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MegaDosX: I feel like that question is asked every time someone at 72 months shows up in the credits :p
RandomTrivia: Welp
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: It's spreading!
MegaDosX: Serge why!
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Snowcookies: lol
RandomTrivia: Haha! Topical!
RandomTrivia: \o/
ContingentCat: \o/
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
Bladinus: \o/
MegaDosX: Game pls
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
TacitusVigil: Wouldn't that just put them out of business?
ContingentCat: what a terrible water bottle
notthepenguins: wh... why...
HundreydAundre: MT. Dewwwm
Manae: But that's time water when it's rain...
MegaDosX: Acid Dew
Jensling: ngl... kinda want that bottle
BjjBrain: Cheers all! That was fun!
flatluigi: 'water'
SubatomicAura: Why are we not funding this
TacitusVigil: Before you say it Wheeler, no, our pee is used for grenades.
62MGcobra: Im only thirsty when it rains
RandomTrivia: Hmmm, better have a quick sip of water before going to bed OH NO NOW I'M WIRED
DeM0nFiRe: I can't tell if a future where everyone drinks nothing but monster energy makes the game more or less immersive
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
xantos69: So humanity invented mater transmutation technology and we use it to make a crappy beverage. Yea that checks out.
SnowbirdMike: nite
notthepenguins: purifies it then ruins it
Bagelboi_Luxe: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
notthepenguins: thanks capitalism
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaGoat lrrHEART fionaGoat
ContingentCat: byee
Snowcookies: bye!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight everyone!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
BjjBrain: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
HundreydAundre: So not only "Prisoners with jobs" but "Prisoners with jobs" under energy drink corps.?
DeM0nFiRe: xantos69 I mean... teh way they make monster energy in real life does involve starting with water
HundreydAundre: b-b-bu-Byeeek.
Juliamon: anyway yeah, lithops are little succulents that look like pretty pebbles but also bifurcate so many look like butts
coachNelly: neat!
RandomTrivia: Learning!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
laikagoat: fionaGoat lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Goodnight lrrPAUL !
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
ContingentCat: g'night Paul
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
LimeJester: <3
zakku39: bye bye