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 Metric_Furlong: !findquote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #992: "I miss Adam already." —James [2015-10-29]
  Juliamon: Me too, past!James
 RockPusher: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
 gnome_friend:  
 TheMerricat: Is Magic The Gathering becoming Hogwarts Chat? You have to tell me if Harry Potter was a Plainswalker....
 gnome_friend: No
 gnome_friend: It's more Majors than Cliques
 TheMerricat: and thanks @gnome_friend )(
 TheMerricat:  even
 RassilonDND: I love the fact that theres a dean, whose job and title is about being radiant
  Juliamon: HP had no landwalk.
 RockPusher: Twitch, pls stop being Twitchy
 RockPusher: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
 gnome_friend opens the jar
TheCanadianChillDude: im early
 Foxmar320: Twitch has heard your pleas and will now twitch harder RockPusher
 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
 TehAmelie: you can look at any sailor superstition, like the tradition of referring to ships as "she", and see there's literally no science behind it, just a majority opinion supported by the fact most of the people who did things this way survived. and see the parallels with how we treat fame in our age
 RockPusher: Foxmar320 Noooooooo! *milks giant cow*
 djalternative: hello chattington bear
Earthenone: ohh THATS what professor onyx is? i was assuming it was a pokemon thing given the name
 RassilonDND: I would love to see a second set on strixhaven dealing with grad projects and professor Emeritus
 Metric_Furlong: Earthenone it's not? well, this conversation got a lot less interesting 
TheCanadianChillDude: crog love watch hurk stare st fire and twitch, though bits at hurk make twitch more
 Fruan: Magic Twitter spent a day being extremely thirsty for Professor Onyx.
 Metric_Furlong: so much for the giant rock serpent wearing a tweed jacket idea
  Foxmar320: Only a day?
 Juliamon: Too bad WotC doesn't still have control over the Pokemon TCG, we could have *actually*  had a Professor Onyx
 RassilonDND: "I understand you are a god, but the assistant professor position isnt on the tenure track"
 DiscordianTokkan: Only a DAY
 DiscordianTokkan: ?
 TehAmelie: i know you just said it was't a pokemon thing but now i'm picturing an Onyx in a lab coat
 Fruan: After a day, the thirst level dropped from extremely to very.
 Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie it's a strong concept
 TehAmelie: quadruple vulnerability to water nothwithstanding
 TehAmelie: (i remember that one from Manly Guys)
  Juliamon: Professor Steelix literally just Karn
 RassilonDND: Psh, theres tons of planeswalkers that twitter is thirsty for. I am actually surprised how little thirst there is for rowan kenrith
 Fruan: I entirely blame the voice lines on Arena
 TehAmelie: i mean not that i wouldn't marry Nissa in one heartbeat
 RassilonDND: @TehAmelie I was planning to commission an alt art of Professor Onyx just like that
 TehAmelie: be still my basic hippie heart. . .
 gnome_friend: ^
 Fruan: Also, Rowan might be underage? I think that it being even in question manages to help keep the thirst down.
 Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie it'd just have to stay away from hydrophysics
 gnome_friend: I hope they don't completely abandon the Gatewatch
 TehAmelie: hydrodynamics, if you wanna be nerdy about it
 DiscordianTokkan: Speaking of hydrophysics, I should get a beer before LRL starts
 TheMerricat: Ok I started watching CGP Grey's latest video on metric paper thinking it'd be a fun lark but damn he goes dark at the end.
 Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie being nerdy? in this chat?
 RassilonDND: I mean If there was a changling Planeswalker I would be all over that. Until then I will settle for ashiok
 DiscordianTokkan: Pour all that fluid dynamics into my mug and then me
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 Riiiiiiis: Are we ready for F:U:N ?
 RassilonDND: Activate the Bubbler!
LaconicLad: @TheMerricat I was just about to watch then when I realized it was almost time for LRL
KeytarCat: I'm readdyyyy!
 Nuurgle: I thought we were here for U:N:F
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 Riiiiiiis: Yayyy
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 elquis_merl: nope im not ready for fun
 TehAmelie: i know just enough about physics science to know her peers would make fun of Professor Onyx for not understanding plasma dynamics, largely founded on hydrodynamics
 Metric_Furlong: I thought we here for Fu¨t
 Metric_Furlong: *we're here
 gnome_friend: I'm here for Wizard Chat
 Riiiiiiis: ok ok ... where does the fu¨¨¨t thing come from?
 RockPusher: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 NightValien28: I am here with cake
  Juliamon: Riiiiiiis The first episode
Earthenone: !fut
 gnome_friend: @Riiiiiiis Graham being random on the first episode of LRL
 Riiiiiiis: thanks!
 TehAmelie: i think it's like water physics, but with magnetic fields?
 Metric_Furlong: gnome_friend I would be too, but they don't really make those sketches any more
 Riiiiiiis: i like random
 TehAmelie: magnetohydrodynamics. lovely word
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 Riiiiiiis: I like Random, Arthurs daugther
head_cannon: hello I heard this is where the Something was.
 Riiiiiiis: head_cannon you heard right
 Nuurgle: something may yet be here, but currently it is not
 Metric_Furlong: head_cannon something will probably happen
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 TehAmelie: wow, haven't seen a Mostly Harmless reference in. . .twenty five years?
 DeM0nFiRe: Well it's not live yet so technically we dont know whether something will happen
 TehAmelie: when i read Mostly Harmless
 Riiiiiiis: TehAmelie i love it. I have the audio books ..... locally... 
 RassilonDND: Any guesses on what the flythrough will be today. My money is on valheim
 TehAmelie: did they fall off a truck?
  Juliamon: There are good odds that something will happen, but nothing confirmed
 Riiiiiiis: TehAmelie the big library in the sky yeah
 ContingentCat: !next
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 Riiiiiiis: Juliamon could we maybe work on confirming that?
  Juliamon: I know what the flythrough probably is, but I'm not telling
 gnome_friend: Where does Cameron and Serge's "Passe le Biblioteque" come from?
 Metric_Furlong: Riiiiiiis the skybrary, if you will
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 Riiiiiiis: Metric_Furlong I will
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 jedi_master_zll: Twitch gave me a thing about the anniversary of FUT. And it took me a minute to realize they weren't talking about his show.
 SkylerRingtail: When do ya'll think we'll see an in-person LRL again? (Correct answer: When it's safe, of course)
 TheMerricat: Oh Wolfgang, you just reminded me I had popcorn I could pop.... thank you!
 FacelessManAboutTown: I am ready for a living loadingreadyrun
 Riiiiiiis: SkylerRingtail i hope soon - it is different and in some ways better
 TehAmelie: funny story, the swedish translation made Random's name "Slumpan". if that sounds vaguely sleazy, seedy and sketchy, it does in Swedish too
KeytarCat: I have half my lunch sandwich!
 Fruan: @SkylerRingtail I'm guessing once the LRR crew are vaccinated.
Earthenone: i think it will be after it is safe, they will probobly want to keep sending the message to be apart even when the crew is all vaccinated
 Riiiiiiis: TehAmelie er du svensk?
 gnome_friend: Oh, I'm getting my first vaccination Monday!
 Metric_Furlong: gnome_friend nice
 TehAmelie: jo
 DiscordianTokkan: Eyy, congrats gnome_friend
 Metric_Furlong: I'm still waiting for my second
 djalternative: I got my stabbing appointments booked as well
 Riiiiiiis: TehAmelie yay, neighbours then
  Juliamon: Yay appointments!
 gnome_friend: @djalternative I hope it's by professional stabbists
KeytarCat: I'm surprised I got the right language from that
 TehAmelie: yay neighbors
 Nuurgle: it may not be up to LRR, might be a BC Govt thing like they have the guidelines at the start of Checkpoint
 TheMerricat: I'm still pissed, I'm in Missouri and so far even though they've said that Phase 3 vaccinations will start in April, they haven't sent anything out for appointments or anything
  Juliamon: I'll be in the eligible bracket on the 31st
  Foxmar320: Soon
LeeshaJoy: I'm getting my first shot on Tuesday morning!
 gnome_friend: I am not throwing away my shot
 djalternative: My state opened to my group at 4pm yesterday so I'm glad I got one
  Juliamon: the downside, of course, being that my state decided to jump from a "65+" phase to "16+" phase, so... it's gonna be a battleground
 RassilonDND:  i wont be eligible for quite some time and I am pissed. Here in cali i somehow don't qualify as a frontline worker but I am an "essential" worker
KeytarCat: i got a call from a friend that said they were just checking if you live in the city at my local, so I went.  Technically still employed as a tutor, so I'm technically an educator, but I didn't want to use that if I could get away with it
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 gnome_friend: !findquote moose
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 RandomTrivia: 
 RainyMint: 
 djalternative: also, happy passover chat!
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 Riiiiiiis: i agree
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 Nuurgle: EVERYTHING IS E-G-G
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TheAinMAP:   
 SergeYager: BOAT STUCK
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 A_Dub888: BOAT STUCK
MirandaArqayla: Boat STUCK.  Please! I beg you!
 laikagoat: wow, only a second
 RockPusher: Boat Stuck
 Thatwasademo: Boatstuck, the new MSPA series
 Riiiiiiis: yaaay
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 DiscordianTokkan: Boat Stuck! 
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 Brozard: Desert Bus for Hope
 DeM0nFiRe: B O A T S T U C K
 Bladinus: boat stuck!
 gualdhar: thanks @Dog_of_Myth but that wasn't the point!
 ImaUniqueUsername: Mentioned in second one!
 JadedCynic: BIG BOAT STUCK
DigitalSeahorse: yay Cameron
 JohnLockeCole: Boat very Stuck
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 ContingentCat: May?
 RockPusher: Boat too dummy thicc
Daedrin: boatstuck is my favorite webcomic
 sblue333: Yup, I said it
 NanoWowl: Boaty McBoatStuck
 Ritaspirithntr: Didn’t know eggs were involved tonight! Having it for dinner!
 Brozard: *Desert BOAT For Hope
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 electra310: Boatstuck!
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 shurtal: BOAT LODGED
not_a_dwarf_cleric: where the egg at!!!
 ButButTheJesus: BOATSTUCC
 chrono2x: Stuck Boat Big
 sblue333: Boat is too thicc
 RassilonDND: Oh is this the whole suez canal boat?
 Brozard: 
 gualdhar: DUMMY S T U C C
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 corpocracy: Big Boat Still Stuck
 azureHaights: Boatstuck? Shipswap!
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Someone else's mic is hot
 Mangledpixel: hot mics, btw
 chrono2x: Big Stuck Boat
 TehAmelie: ah, the boat that's costing about 10 billion dollars a day
 fastlane250: whoa, twitch app is actually ahead of desktop for me for once
 azninsect: ohhh?
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: quite jammed in
 gnome_friend: Ah for just one time
DigitalSeahorse: Boat STUCC
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AjaniOnTheSpot: how did i know this was going to go The Terror
 azninsect: Boat. Stuck.
 diceinbox: Yes I got here in time.
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 iris_of_ether: I am Not Surprised that Cam somehow snuck The Terror into this 
Anaerin: Boat Stuck? Huh, Dam.
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: Cam is asking you, once again, to watch The Terror. 
 01thorin01: 1500
MCJiopur: Whoops thought I had more time
 RockPusher: hehehe, caught navigating a passage
 DiscordianTokkan: Liminally Stucc
ArdCollider: oh for juuuust one time/ I would wedge myself in the canaaaal/ to find the global shipping/ held up because of meeeee
snowmonkey99: This is just an excuse for Cam to try and make people watch the Terror again, isn't it
 SkylerRingtail: The end stage of capitalism: Global warming to melt the poles and create a northwest passage
 LadyAiluros: and now i have "Northwest Passage" stuck in my head
 ninja_theory_ashrams: did someone mention a toxic ship blocking narrative flow
 gnome_friend:  @ArdCollider
 34Witches: Boatstuck will hopefully not progress to Boatmurdered
 Brozard: Of course, The Terror
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 Acroamatis: LoadingReadyLive?  Fire the Prime cannons!
 sblue333: Wait is this referencing something I should be aware about?
 kalku__:     
 gnome_friend: 
ArdCollider: @gnome_friend 
 JadedCynic: 2019 the ever same MV Ever Given was being piloted out of Hamburg harbour - it sideswiped a 'parked' ferry tied up at its berth; funny coincidence huh?
 TemporallyAwry: I'm enjoying the TEDTalk.
 korvys: (from Cam's twitter) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExhjxBOVIAAsY-s?format=jpg&name=large
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 HorusFive: https://isitstillstuck.com/
 Terr0rc0tta: This is already rad as hell
 SergeYager: BOAT STUCK
 azninsect: Boat Stucc
 Metric_Furlong: Boat Stuck
 RandomTrivia: BOAT STUCK
  Foxmar320: Boat stuck
 ContingentCat: Boat stuck
 DiscordianTokkan: Boat Stuck! 
 RockPusher: Unstuck this boat!
SirLoinOfBeef_: please I BEG YOU!
 TehAmelie: is capitalism the leaded gasoline of ideology?
 Science_and_Magic: BOAT STUCL
 ButButTheJesus: BOAT UNSTUCC?
 tehcrashxor: bote stucc
chaotic_good_ferret: yay I made it
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 iris_of_ether:   
DigitalSeahorse: Bote STUCC
 CaptainSpam: BOTE STUCC
 HorusFive: All those poor boats. 
 MTGRanger: Boat stuck!
MrGibberish: Curse you ads! Just now joined
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 A_Dub888: B O T E S T U C C
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 Feriority: Big boat stuck!  Stuck boat big.  Big stuck boat.
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 dweebert91:   
 itomeshi: Wait, LRL will last until Boat Unstuck?
 ButButTheJesus: yeah!
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 DoodlestheGreat: That boat am CRAMMED
 Field94:  
 TheOtherPenn: I love Cam's monologues. They are always interesting.
Xan_The_Quiet: my boat's been stuck for 46 years
 azninsect: \o/ McDonalds
 divreon: Lets not get stuck!
  Foxmar320: McDonalds!
Gaytanic_Panic:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh nice
 tehcrashxor: McDonalds!
NimrodXIV: \o/
 DiscordianTokkan:  McDonalds?
 gnome_friend: McDonald's!
 RockPusher: \o/ McDonalds \o/
 SnackPak_: \o/
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's a trippy flythrough
Despoiler98: MCDONALDS
 RandomTrivia: \o/
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 ContingentCat: \o/
 kalku__:  
rikukitsune1: Yassssss
 Snowcookies: Hello!\
 ButButTheJesus: FBTouchdown
  mowdownjoe: 
 ninja_theory_ashrams: BoatStock the music festival
 ButButTheJesus: 
 SmithKurosaki: oh no. my favorites 
 TehAmelie: what game is this?
 niccus: uhhhhh
 laikagoat: 
 Evochron13: oh no
 TheMerricat: @sblue333 there is a huge megacargo ship stuck in the suez canal ATM just right across the whole thing, blocking it. It's going to be a big mess because it's also blocking billions of dollars of cargo moving from the pacific to atlantic ocean and reverse
 Mcgwee: 
 gnome_friend: 
 azninsect: Birthdaaaaay!
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 Serpens77: HBD Ian!
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 RandomTrivia: 
 ButButTheJesus: HAPP BIRF
kamelion84: oh no
 Dragonality: Borfday!
  mowdownjoe: OH NO
SirLoinOfBeef_: 🎂
 A_Dub888:  MCDONALDS 
 epsilondelphine: 
DigitalSeahorse: woo this looks kinda almost photo negative
 Mr_Whyt: egg ian
TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher:   
 azureHaights: McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and-a Pizza Hut
 GhostValv: 
 Science_and_Magic: That's a wide hallway
 ContingentCat: 
 HorusFive:  
 corefluxx: 
 JadedCynic: if you're in europe and been expecting a delivery from china et al, it'll probably like two weeks late...or if it IS on Ever Given....er....LOOK!  LRL is starting!
 sblue333: @TheMerricat Oh Dang
 azninsect: Nice, Paul
 TehAmelie: Occupy White Walls?
  amative1: @ritchards great job!
 Favre_Studios:   
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: love myself some karaoke.pptx
 NightValien28: for a second I thought this was the actual moon base
  Foxmar320: Nice
 NightWingMistHawk: Oh is this Occupy White Walls?
 Field94:  🎂
NimrodXIV: Paul looks different
 ContingentCat: Wow paul looks different
 RandomTrivia: Was that built with Unity assets? 
 shurtal: yeyeyeye
not_a_dwarf_cleric: its cos he thicccc
 Mcgwee: hi!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TehAmelie: hiya
HundreydAundre: Hmmm-Lo
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Birthday, Ian! Your birthday is very close to mine! it was yesterday
 lirazel64: Paul is Thinking. Oh no!
 Evochron13: ooh is this Japanese commercials?!
 gnome_friend: @not_a_dwarf_cleric but are you a necromancer?
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 shurtal: Shotgun Dynamite Boatrace
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 azureHaights: Who's That Advertismon?!
 ninja_theory_ashrams: H E L L O
 RandomTrivia: Huh.
 iris_of_ether: Nice!
 SnackPak_: 
  Foxmar320: 
 Mysticman89: ah yes, that
kamelion84: wat
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: nice choice
 chrono2x: What a title
 NanoWowl: oh, OWW!
 divreon: I love OWW
 KV1NN4: noice
 azninsect: A tittle
 JadedCynic: oohhhhhh I thought it looked familar! 
MCJiopur: Oh excellent
 Evochron13: I can only assume that this was re-inspired by the MTG mobile commercial
 azninsect: title*
DigitalSeahorse: nice
TheAinMAP: 
 iris_of_ether: Love that creative gaming flythrough
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: good work there @ritchards
 sblue333: Occupy all walls
 RockPusher: What's that? Commercial!
  Foxmar320: Love whats that commercial
 azninsect: It's a boi!
 djalternative: tbh, I thought that was SketchUp
 RandomTrivia: A (1) boi!
 ButButTheJesus: What's It Ad?
  Serifina: ahahahaha
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DigitalSeahorse: I have yet to build stuff in that
 azninsect: Bah.
 NanoWowl: Cameron Stucj?
Despoiler98: Bah
DigitalSeahorse: ba
 control_rig: I relate to "Buh"
 epsilondelphine: "Behold a man!"
 HorusFive: sythesis
kusinohki: and serge!  (forms the head?)
 SmithKurosaki: well done serge
Dmc3628: Bweh
 ButButTheJesus: Bweh!
SnowBuddy18: hello uuuhhh boy
 TehAmelie: quoting everyone who's hard their Broca's area surgically removed: "pluh"
NimrodXIV: the answer is boat race
 JadedCynic: 
 RandomTrivia: """""whimsy"""""
 BusTed: boat race boat race
 TehAmelie: *had
 azureHaights: And (3) they have solved the nonsequitur
 NightWingMistHawk: My favorite DB bit is back!
 Snowcookies: true
mariomario42: commercials getting claimed is a wild idea
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KeytarCat: @TehAmelie holy damn, that's dark 
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Dmc3628: not getting DMCA'ed or et al
 NanoWowl: dynamite boat (stuck) race?
insane_42: along as it is not a Nintendo commercial
 RandomTrivia: STRONG start
matthaus_c: strong start
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  Foxmar320: Bus is coming
 Thatwasademo: videogame
 ContingentCat: boat race
MCJiopur: I want twelve boat race commercials in a row
TheAinMAP: Train?
Despoiler98: transit system?
 SmithKurosaki: transit?
Gaytanic_Panic: Train Gacha game?
 NightValien28: holy heck
 DiscordianTokkan: Transit cards?
 Thatwasademo: one particular videogame
 dragonbretheren: metro pass?
 azninsect: this is the game. has to be
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: maybe too dark yeah
toothswallower: train race
 swordfishspyke: insurance?
 Mcgwee: train?
 JadedCynic: transit service - not just busses or trains
 LadyAiluros: reansit cards
 Mr_Whyt: train safety psa
 chrono2x: JL pass?
 laikagoat: @DigitalSeahorse  
 shurtal: JR rail pass?
 divreon: public transit yeah
 RockPusher: JR
 fastlane250: that game with the trains
 electra310: Mass transit?
 LadyAiluros: transit
 korvys: Trainspotting 3
 Mcgwee: densha!
 mechmagic: breakfast food?
 JadedCynic: JR pass
 Feriority: Densha
 azninsect: this is the densha de go game
Creature_Comforts: Headphones
HundreydAundre: M O N O R A I L in Japanese:   
 TehAmelie: Desert Bus?
 Thatwasademo: densha de go, you say?
 epsilondelphine: rail passes?
 HorusFive: "Somebody has eaten my toast and now he wants to fight me"
 couldntpickausername: I'm gonna hedge my bets and just guess cup noodle on everything
 CaptainSpam: Boat race.
 azninsect: has to be
 RassilonDND: Is there such a thing as dynomite train racing?
TheAinMAP: 
 Gekyouryuu: train pass
  GDwarf: Densha de Go?
 Chipton: New Densha De Go?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Rail safety?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 azureHaights: Are they literally just chanting Densha de Go (go go go)
 RandomTrivia: I'm all in on Energy Drink
 DeM0nFiRe: Maybe phone app for public transportation?
 SK__Ren: Business App for transit
 corefluxx: Japan rail?
FadedOverseer: train station?
 Brozard: Great TV placement
  Foxmar320: Bus pass?
 sblue333: Train safety
 ihorner: This has to be the Seishuun Jyuhacchi kippu!
Beebopaloobopa: Gotta be a rail pass or something
 NightValien28: cup noodles
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: mildly used subway cars
 DoodlestheGreat: Phone ap to book train tickets.
 WearingCats_CwC: Level crossing psa?
 tehcrashxor: BOAT RACE!
 LPS_97: Suica Card?
MaskedBeeX: Train Race
 Dragonality: If you are on a train, you are indeed mobile
DesperadoZod: Boat races
Dmc3628: not wrong Ben
 maijstral: ride the bus
 Calaban161: Resha Sentai
 MAPBoardgames: I like breakfast food
 steelfox13: "Mind the Gap?"
 GhostValv: cell phone pass app!
TheMadPunter: PSA for transit safety
 azninsect: maybe pasmo/suica
 Thatwasademo: I mean, they were literally chanting the name of a videogame.
 sblue333: Are these all Japanese though?
 azninsect: but i still think this is the game
RoobesRabbit: i think it's for milk
an_asp: Dynamite Train Race!
 misteline: They're advertising the park
 chrono2x: I like mobile commercial,
 SK__Ren: LSchedule app for public transit
matthaus_c: it's dangerous above ground, take the metro
 ElementalAlchemist: The JR logo was prominently featured on the weird trainsuits
GaelanS: PSA about level crossings
 azninsect: if all else fails, boat race
JadedCynic: transit safety?
kusinohki: clearly a car commercial.  no longer have to ride the bus
  Foxmar320: Somehow its boat race
queenwalrus: glasses
toothswallower: densha densha densha
  amative1: Train Race. It's like Boat Race, but the contestants have to build their own rail lines
 Gekyouryuu: Densha, it means train
 Mcgwee: densha!
Master_Gunner: I heard Ninja
 Thatwasademo: Densha.
 BrokenGolem: "densha" I presume
 Favre_Studios: densh
 MegaDosX: It is probably densha
 Favre_Studios: densha
 JohnLockeCole: I did hear Ninja
KaleidoscopeMind: Obviously it's Transformers
TacitusVigil: boat race
 FITorion: I also heard Ninja
 SnackPak_: that was my thought
 JadedCynic: oh, anglos
Anaerin: Densha-De-Go?
 JohnLockeCole: it is probably Densha
  Foxmar320: Serge overthinking it
Tregelen: team ninja
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 ihorner: It's difficult with Japanese that uses so many loan words, but it's not Danger.
Anaerin: Densha-de-Go Mobile?
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MCJiopur: Yeah real urban setting here
 BusTed: traingerous
 Arclight_Dynamo: Traingerous.
 shurtal: Boatnya
 jedi_master_zll: Level crossing safety?
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ApodoNuevo: Kinda like "Dumb Ways to Die" in Australia?
 RandomTrivia feels pandered to
 DigitalSeahorse: transit app for train safety and service notifications
 SnowbirdMike: save the enviroment, use transit.
 azninsect: mobile version of densha de go
 korvys: Dumb Ways to Die, for the Australians
 SmithKurosaki: @foxmar320 that's just serge
RebekahWSD: "Mind the tram car, please"
 azureHaights: Railway to the Trainger Zone
  amative1: But only to the UK viewers. Everyone else shouldn't worry about the gap. 
 JadedCynic: topical matt
 SpacePotato01: If it was train safety, they'd be beating someone up.
 MegaDosX: You mean, train stuck?
  Foxmar320: SmithKurosaki oh I know 
 azninsect: Pocky
 RandomTrivia: Fuck, I miss hearing automated voices say "Mind the gap"
 ButButTheJesus: Danger, TrainStucc
 WearingCats_CwC: clogged by boat?
 JohnLockeCole: "Go" could also Mean 5
 JadedCynic: Japanese love out-of-context english all of a sudden
VoodontWoW: It's always Dynamite Boat Race
 JohnLockeCole: 
 Tangsm: What if it's a car commercial? Like, don't you wish you just had a car right now?
AjaniOnTheSpot: has serge fallen for the mondegreen?
Noy2222: Danger!
 JadedCynic: on a bench, like at a.....bus stop?
  Foxmar320: I still think bus pass app
 RandomTrivia: @amative1 It's the new name for the English Channel: "The Gap" 
 MAPBoardgames: These are all great answers.
 corefluxx: Ben is likely right
mariomario42: multitrack drifting game
 azninsect: OHHHHH
 DigitalSeahorse:   gotta protec them trains from train bandits
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh neat
 azninsect: switch game!
 sblue333: wow get bodied Ian
 ElementalAlchemist: Densha de GO!
 JadedCynic: it's a train simulator
  amative1: Densha Go!
 BusTed: Nice.
 fastlane250: densha de go, yueeeeeaaaaaah!
 azninsect: immediate add to wishlist
 SK__Ren: Densha D?
 Thatwasademo: It's literally the game whose name they were chanting, who could have guessed
 Mcgwee: Densha switch!
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
kusinohki: using english (or any foreign language) is considered "elite" or something, so it tends to get overused
 LadyLockwood92: Train simulator!
  Foxmar320: LOL
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 korvys: Hey Beej
 azninsect: Hi Beej
 JadedCynic: omg how did Ian NOT GET THIS?!?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha bonus Beej
NimrodXIV: Hi Beej
Despoiler98: hi BEEJ
 SmithKurosaki: nice
 Radyin: That was one of my favorite Beej's Backlogs.
matthaus_c: surprise beej
 ButButTheJesus: HI BEEJ
Anaerin: Oh Hi Beej!
 MAPBoardgames: Point for Ben
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 azninsect: SO KEEN
 control_rig: Beej drop!
 HorusFive: 
kamelion84: lol
 Snowcookies: lol
 azninsect: ahhhhhhh
 Feriority: 
TheAinMAP:   
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Dmc3628: WILD BEEJ
 Favre_Studios: awesome!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
 Mcgwee: muti track drifting!
 ElementalAlchemist: I forgot they were making this. I gotta get it.
Twisted_Haywire: oh
SirLoinOfBeef_: Train Simulator: Watch That Train Go
 34Witches: go! go! go! go!
snowmonkey99: Time for next crossing the stream!
 Dog_of_Myth: Suddenly so many downloads
 BusTed: Switch is mobile!
 ElementalAlchemist: Densha de GO is really good
  amative1: Hey now, Switch is mobile...ish
 fastlane250: I want to import the N64 version
 TehAmelie: protip: never try multi-track drifting the Suez canal
Talin06: hot beej mic
 korvys: Y! Mobile
 Serpens77: is the Switch not "mobile" 
delta__vee: any game is mobile if you try hard enough
 couldntpickausername: the switch is mobile
 sblue333: Trains are mobile lrr_BEEJ
 Malkmaven1176: And Beej just found his next Switch game
  ritchards: !?
 Thatwasademo: I heard "tomi"
 Gekyouryuu: shampoo
 JadedCynic: yay, turnips
 BusTed: Super Mario 2.
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 Thatwasademo: so uh, there's that
LeeshaJoy: Animal Crossing
MaskedBeeX: Beej got me lightheaded from laughing so hard holy crap
 SK__Ren: Stonks
AjaniOnTheSpot: animal crossing!
 RandomTrivia: oh dear
 couldntpickausername: still on cup noodle
  Foxmar320: Mario Bros 2 REmake 
 mechmagic: energy drink
 MegaDosX: It's a tonic of some kind
 shurtal: Sushi?
 TehAmelie: turnip for what
 DeM0nFiRe: Coincidentally this reminded me I want to buy the n64 version of densa de go
 Tangsm: Stonks
mariomario42: food delivery
 fcloud: smb2
 steelfox13: Stonks
 RockPusher: 
 Nuurgle: Oh, Super Mario Bros 2
 Calaban161: Hair removal
 SmithKurosaki: waxing?
Dmc3628: energy drinks
 sblue333: Wondercore calling it
 BrokenGolem: hair pulling...
 ContingentCat: Stonks!
 swordfishspyke: Angioplasty?
 divreon: good going serge.
ArdCollider: u-pick vegetables?
 blue_lotus_designs: dikon
KingKool2099: Harvest Moon?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 JohnLockeCole: Cup Noodles!
ani_laurel: Japan COmmercials HD/Patreon?
 zuchen_120: hair removal?
 Mcgwee: story of seasons?!
 Perchipy: hair-growing tonics
 SachielOne: Hair removal?
 HorusFive: turnip flavored breakfast cereal
 RassilonDND: Some type of hair removal product
 ButButTheJesus: ONION STUCC
VoodontWoW: Razors
 epsilondelphine:   
 FreshPrinceOfBeleren: 
 azureHaights: I heard tonic. Gin?
obionedrop: i have no idea
 JadedCynic: I'm with Nuurgle - SMB2
Dmc3628: there's no way the katakana for tonic isn't a red herring
 LPS_97: That turnip changed to an hair
  Draynus: face wash
 Feriority: Flavored tonic water
ApodoNuevo: Hair removal?
 FITorion: alcohol  of some type
DesperadoZod: Boat race
SubatomicAura: Hair removal?
 underhill33: Shaving something
 DeM0nFiRe: Gotta be hair grooming of some kind. Like waxing or something
HammerTheWise: It's some sort of drink, I heard tonic
 JohnLockeCole: I guess Cup Noodles
kilnfiendpotter: OH NO GIANT EGGPLANT
IgnatiusHusky: Razor/shaving commercial
 Radyin: How is that a turnip? That is clearly a hair.
 MegaDosX: Hair removal tonic is my final guess
 dragonbretheren: hair growth tonic
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Terr0rc0tta: Waxing
 Mcgwee: I love story of seasons!
 PMAvers: It looks like a giant hair now.
 LadyLockwood92: Hair removal.
 azninsect: hmmm
 RandomTrivia: CAMERON
  Foxmar320: Pikmin?
 MegaDosX: Or hair growth, it's hair tonic of some kind
 JadedCynic: it's changed - the turnip had a green stalk
NimrodXIV: yeah, razors or similar
EricTheOrange: I heard Tonic, so health drink
 JadedCynic: it's a hair
MechaKuuga: I think Hair growth tonic?
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 Favre_Studios: I had turnips earlier
  Foxmar320: omg
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 ChandraGrillmaster: So. Prime.
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 Thatwasademo: I heard "Takara Tomy" so
Despoiler98: OMG no
  Foxmar320: Cam
 GhostValv: 
 azninsect: oh nooooo
 RockPusher: BEN!
 RandomTrivia: ewwwwwww
Gaytanic_Panic: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
 Evochron13: think WoW
 ButButTheJesus: BEN
 BusTed: 
 Favre_Studios: hair removal
 Thatwasademo: probably a toy
 azninsect: ohhhh blackhead removal?
 GhostValv: 
 azninsect: or hair removal
 Mcgwee: mood Matt
Dmc3628: game recognizing game
 JadedCynic: I'm with Cam - hair removal
Gaytanic_Panic: I NEED AN ADULT
 DiscordianTokkan: Story of Seasons, Hair Removal Edition
 JadedCynic: creme?
 ButButTheJesus: Hair Stucc
 azninsect: yeah i did not see that until now lol
  Foxmar320: Hair removal yeah
Tregelen: gaper
 fcloud: harvest your own hair moon
 azninsect: OHHHH
  Foxmar320: ahhhh
 Mcgwee: playing new SoS right now!
 TehAmelie: hair addition?!
 DeM0nFiRe: Ah interesting
 LadyLockwood92: Ah
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah! Hair GROWTH
 BusTed: They were unable to pull it out.
 dragonbretheren: The hair is HARD to pull out
 MegaDosX: Hair Growth Tonic! Nailed it!
 JadedCynic: stronger
 RandomTrivia: Oh it's to show how strong it is
 CranstonSnord: better than gorilla glue!
 Evochron13: Do we need to remind Ben of that one WoW zone 
kilnfiendpotter: Oh thank god that wasn't an eggplant
 ButButTheJesus: HAIR THICC
 RockPusher: Embiggining Hair
 korvys: Hair Gains
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 JadedCynic: Good job Cam - right church, wrong pew
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 ContingentCat: why not?
KingKool2099: GROWTH, or strengthening?
kusinohki: turnip looks like bald head??
RebekahWSD: The most metaphor
 Feriority: You can pull up turnips but not hair
 LPS_97: Serge, hairs are made of turnips
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: aww serge
 Favre_Studios: Why not
 DarkNacht: A R T
 Tangsm: Hair so strong, it's a turnip.
 NanoWowl: that's what its phor!
ItsAstridEh: when is a turnip a metaphor for hair
kilnfiendpotter: So wait, do we have turnips in our head
 DiscordianTokkan: Ali Express?
 Mr_Whyt: sex toy
 fcloud: the real turnip was the hair we strengthened along the way
kilnfiendpotter: OH NOES
  Foxmar320: wat
 Nuurgle: MTG Arabian Nights
Tregelen: cultural appropriation?
 JadedCynic: lotto
RebekahWSD: Wat
 NightValien28: I am so confused
 PMAvers: I want to play this video game.
KaleidoscopeMind: Tax service
 JohnLockeCole: Travel Service!
 ContingentCat: wat
 korvys: Office Supplies
NimrodXIV: office supplies
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: tax processing software
Uzumaki15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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 KV1NN4: his hands are so smol
Forgotten_Sanity: lotto?
Gaytanic_Panic: Stationary
 Evochron13: schedule genie app
 azninsect: boat race
 ContingentCat: boat race
 epsilondelphine: online shopping service
 jedi_master_zll: lotto?
  Serifina: Organizer app.
 mechmagic: calenders
 SmithKurosaki: lotto or travel
 Feriority: Some kind of organization and planning service
 fuzzy_died: planners
CanvasWolfDoll: journaling system
DesperadoZod: Boat race!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 RandomTrivia: Some kind of app for business money management?
 underhill33: scheduler def
  Foxmar320: Organization app?
 LadyLockwood92: 250 For an enjoyable time.
 SubatomicAura: @cdbbpc Thanks for the sub 
 34Witches: Travel agency?
 Mcgwee: office supplies
  amative1: Organizer app
 Favre_Studios: yeah, office supplies
therisingtithes_: productivity app
 chrono2x: scheduling app
Anaerin: That's Accounting software.
 zuchen_120: something becoming more organized?
obionedrop: organization?
InquisitorGaia is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 98 in the channel!
 DoodlestheGreat: Mobile banking ap?
 KV1NN4: organizers
 swordfishspyke: Beads?
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 RassilonDND: Digital Assistant software
Dabari49: day plan genie
VoodontWoW: Business app
 electra310: Organizer
Dmc3628: Lotto or apps
 JadedCynic: gaiju
 itomeshi: @Foxmar320 I'm with you on that
 Inglonias: productivity app
 azninsect: probably planner or planner app
 MAPBoardgames: Vacation
Durzostarfire: some sort of planner
ItsAstridEh: A print shop, like staples or copy copy
 FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Is it Akinator?
 SquareDotCube: tiny hands
 fcloud: orbitz
RebekahWSD: Accounting seems good?
EricTheOrange: How come the male genie has such a large head compaired to female genie?
 GhostValv: quickbooks
 JadedCynic: accounting
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 Thatwasademo: hmm
 corefluxx: 100 
 JadedCynic: japanese QuickBooks?
drthmik: Serge Assuming that there is ANY logical reason for ANYTHING in Japanese commercials is so cute 
 MTGRanger: Akinator
ItsAstridEh: @EricTheOrange ego?
 CastleOtranto: Those are some TINY hands
 PMAvers: Is this a ad for Japanese Quicken?
 TemporallyAwry: Organization System I guess?
 RockPusher: More dystopian office spyware?
Dmc3628: then again Japanese tax Services are WILDLY different than ye ole americans
 BrowneePoints: akkinator?
 Mysticman89: the mustache being off kilter gets me
 JadedCynic: Did Hideo Kojima make all these adds?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @EricTheOrange something something sexual dimorphism in genies
 Calaban161: lotto
Qvdv: CastleOtranto how do we know it's not a large head?
 Feriority: Financial planning but not taxes IMO
kusinohki: microsoft office
Durzostarfire: Animal crossing
 TehAmelie: something that grants wishes. maybe a commercial for having a career in this specific office workplace
 Favre_Studios: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousOriginalTermiteUnSane-q8s9ntKW1asW1ZQt
 TheMerricat: Serge is definately new in the world of Japanese Advertising 
 PharaohBender27 comes barging in after dinner
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! The Workboy! 
 ButButTheJesus: huh, dejavu
 DigitalSeahorse: PDA
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 JadedCynic: ganda AI
 CastleOtranto: @Qvdv I... don't knpw
 fcloud: paperless AP
 TehAmelie: the weirdly cheap special effects do it for me
 Mcgwee: ah
  Serifina: HAH
 drfox17: I'M LAAAATE
  Serifina: 
 azninsect: curious
mariomario42: boat racing
 NightValien28: drfox17 hello late, I am dad
 PharaohBender27: Hey, other cultures can be weirdly culturally appropriative!
 Gekyouryuu: smart bank
 couldntpickausername: cup noodle
 RockPusher: Softbank tie-in with what…
 Favre_Studios: boat racing
 JadedCynic: archtypes
 ButButTheJesus: @Serifina 
  GDwarf: OK, I recognize the dog...
 KV1NN4: A bank
DrakoniteStreams: ramen.
 RandomTrivia: WAT
 Gekyouryuu: soft bank, sorry
RebekahWSD: Uhhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: WAT
 korvys: Y! Mobile
NimrodXIV: WHAT
LeeshaJoy: Phone
 ContingentCat: Um?
 SnackPak_: 
 azninsect: uh
 PMAvers: Coffee.
 JadedCynic: mobile app, ben
  Foxmar320: Phone
 Mr_Whyt: new die hard movie!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
TacitusVigil: die hard 7
 bullseye3265: phone
kamelion84: wat
 JadedCynic: phone ad
 RassilonDND: This has to be a Mobile phone
 BrindleBoar: is that Bruce Willis?
 ButButTheJesus: lolwut
 control_rig: Ummmm
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that's a cellphone ad
 BrowneePoints: BANK!
 fcloud: obviously a commercial for portable bruce willis
 Gascitygaming: Sony phone?
HammerTheWise: This has to be a mobile thing
 SmithKurosaki: phone ad
 sblue333: WTf
 Feriority: Softbank mobile phones for sure, I recognize that dog
 Tidom_Kamf: Softbank
 azninsect: this is a mobile thing
RebekahWSD: I...do not like this oh god
 SnowbirdMike: this commercial wins
  Voxlunch: its fuckin softbank
  Serifina: I KNOW THAT DOG
Beebopaloobopa: Cell service provider for sure
 BrindleBoar: what in the fuck
 DiscordianTokkan: Is a cellphone a fakeout? Oh, it's the dog!
 CranstonSnord: App Hard?
EricTheOrange: Welp... I just did a literal spit take....
ItsAstridEh: a Siri/Cortana thing that's got bruce willis' voice
 RandomTrivia: If ever I've seen one
 HorusFive: Segrams wine coolers
 azninsect: softbank
 SK__Ren: SoftBank
 Thatwasademo: hi softbank dog
  Foxmar320: The dog
Dmc3628: Softbank COME ON
 Banrael: 200
 korvys: Softbank
CanvasWolfDoll: softbank app
 JohnLockeCole: THAT DOG
 drfox17: softbank dog!?
  Foxmar320: Softbank
 azninsect: the DOG
MechaKuuga: its Softbank again
 Favre_Studios: softbank
 PharaohBender27: Cell phone plan for SoftBank?
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 Radyin: Softbank.
 JadedCynic: BRILLIANT CAM
KingKool2099: WOW, this isn't even the most embarrasing thing Bruce Willis has done THIS YEAR
 TehAmelie: i want to believe that's Bruce Willing, Bruce Willis' porno actor double
 swordfishspyke: Low-fat pudding?
 JohnLockeCole: Softbank
 MAPBoardgames: I don't care. I'm buying whatever it is.
  Serifina: Softbank dog,  yeah
chefryto90: ummmm
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
 epsilondelphine: he's wearing the bell
rexcalibur0: Google pixel
kilnfiendpotter: OMG it looks like they're tickling Bruce Willis
J4Y_4NDY: Is that the softbank dog again?
therisingtithes_: wait, Bruce Willis *and* the SoftBank dog?
 DoodlestheGreat: Softbank.
 Inglonias: bruce willis voodoo doll
 Edgarware: Kids these days always be on their Bruce Willis
KaleidoscopeMind: I was also with Cam
RebekahWSD: D:
 Arclight_Dynamo: Bruce Willis tamagotchi.
VoodontWoW: The new WillisPhone
gryfeathr: I can't believe Bruce Willis is Doraemon
 Thatwasademo: I mean, this is clearly *about* cellphones, and that was *the dog*
 azninsect: probably for a new phone
kilnfiendpotter: It's clearly a mobile device
 Favre_Studios: that would be awesome
 MrTheWalrus: what is happening
 BrowneePoints: Softbank Phone insurance
 CastleOtranto: Clearly a ramen ad
 LPS_97: It's for mobile plan
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I am kinda leaning towards the device itself
  Serifina: Bruce Willis theme for the phone is my guess
  amative1: That's the Softbank dog... which means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
 fcloud: literally a cellphone shaped like bruce willis
DesperadoZod: Bruce Willis shaped boat for a boat race
 RockPusher: What does Bruce Willis shill - and can Boss Coffee get in on this too?
 DigitalSeahorse: he's got a bell around his neck
ani_laurel: what a delightful ad
 Feriority: Mobile data plan that lets you do gaming and stuff
 PharaohBender27: @DesperadoZod 
EricTheOrange: EVERYTHING in japan has a mascot
therisingtithes_: It has to be a phone plan thing. But also, isn't Bruce Willis exclusive to another branding deal? Or so I assumed.
 Tangsm: Is he wearing a bell? Is it so he stops chasing birds?
TacitusVigil: this is an ad for "Bruce Willis needs money"
 TheMerricat: the photoshoped bell collar on Willis' neck is *chef kiss*
 JadedCynic: ApplePay
 Feriority: There was also a mobile payments thing and a phone camera thing
 fcloud: "phone service" is safe because every japanese product is a phone service
 SnackPak_: IT's called boop now
 DiscordianTokkan: Bruce Willis Interac Boop
TheMadPunter: @DigitalSeahorse O yeah, he DOES have a bell around his neck 🤔...
 ShaneLeeAtk: MULTIPAY
 Feriority: So all together I think it's just the phone
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 fcloud: Bruce Wilis Pay
 Mr_Whyt: bruce willis has a mortgage payment due
ani_laurel: He might only be exclusive in a certain region
 JadedCynic: oh hell that was obviously shopped the FIRST TIME
Anaerin: What's with the bell around his neck?
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: region-locked bruce wills
 Nuurgle: I heard a Rumer...Willis
 Moonspeak721: i don't even think that's bruce willis speaking japanese!
 Questhere: willis phoning it in for a phone ad
 Brozard: Wait, is he dressed as Doremon?
 azninsect: just the services?
 ImaUniqueUsername: cell providers have never implicitly taken credit for like, playing candy crush on your couch
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 BusTed: The necklace?
 JadedCynic: bell
 korvys: Y! Mobile
 MegaDosX: Oh my god it is Doraemon
 PMAvers: A Bruce Willis real doll?
 RockPusher: Something with a cat?
gryfeathr: doraemon themes?
 shurtal: Doraemon
 Gekyouryuu: doraemon
ItsAstridEh: contest to meet bruce willis?
TheMadPunter: A charm for your phone?
Gizmoloid: That reminds me how several years ago a bank in Ukraine advertised getting a credit card with Bruce Willis on it. That was their whole deal. "Wanna have Bruce Willis on the card? We got you."
 SK__Ren: Is it a free phone charm?
 DigitalSeahorse: bell notifications
 azninsect: ohhhhhh
 dragonbretheren: phone charm
 JadedCynic: partnership with Bell Canada? 
  Serifina: Year of the cow
KaleidoscopeMind: phone charm
 TehAmelie: Bruce Willis, one of the most celebrated actors in history, known for his wide array of expression: eyes open and eyes closed
 azninsect: doraemon!
 Dumori: Doraemon
 Brozard: 
 azninsect: i didnt see that omg!
TheMadPunter: Or security? If you lose your phone it'll track it for you
 RandomTrivia: Huh.
  Serifina: Oh, I don't know... doraemon
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Japan. Keep doing you.
TheMadPunter: What's Doraemon?
 korvys: Mobile game
 Arclight_Dynamo: Instacart?
KingKool2099: What the fuck does that have to do with Bruce Willis??
 ihorner: Oh, this is for No Frills
Tregelen: baki
 Gekyouryuu: Baki the grappler?
 Chellekat_: no frills.
 shurtal: Grappler Baki somehting
Gaytanic_Panic: Pain meds?
EricTheOrange: Grappler Baki?!
SirLoinOfBeef_: delivery
  amative1: Mobile game
mariomario42: muscle creme
 azninsect: uh
 BusTed: icy hot sort of thing
MCJiopur: Lottery tickets
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: mobile rpg
obionedrop: grocery?
ItsAstridEh: cough drop?
 WolfgangCloud: Jo Jo ?
 divreon: instacart
RebekahWSD: I love this, whatever it is
NimrodXIV: pain reliever
 Gascitygaming: grocery delivery
  Foxmar320: Grocery delivery?
 Favre_Studios: mobile gain
 herph: grocery delivery
MechaKuuga: pain relief med?
 electra310: Instacart
 PharaohBender27: Grocery delivery>
 spethycakes: personal grocery shopping service
 fcloud: phone service for groceries
 azninsect: deep heat?
 RockPusher: Topical Analgesic
 HorusFive: Delivery groceries
DesperadoZod: Grappler Baki boat race
 SmithKurosaki: grocery delivery
 PharaohBender27: *?
 LPS_97: Attack on Titan Grocery delivery
 DiscordianTokkan: Baki the Grappler promotion for Something
 dragonbretheren: Some sorta Baki cross promotion
 ihorner: Part of the Haulerverse.
Dmc3628: is this a JOJO
 ButButTheJesus: WONDERCOOOOOORE
 DeM0nFiRe: Grocery delviery is my guess as well
 LadyLockwood92: Resuable bags?
 Favre_Studios: grocery
 lord_wertornion: grocery delivery
Beebopaloobopa: Some kind of shopping service
 SpoonfullOfSugar: food delivery
Earthenone: door dash
 Karfsma778: Instacart yeah
 MAPBoardgames: Delivery service
 DoodlestheGreat: Family Mart?
  GDwarf: Doraemon is a very long-running and popular manga and anime, for those who don't know
ItsAstridEh: What happens if you don't wear your mask when doing groceries
 swordfishspyke: Antacids?
kilnfiendpotter: Heat pad for shoulder
 JadedCynic: grocery delivery service
TacitusVigil: grocery delivery
 InquisitorGaia: Is This A JOJO Reference?
Tregelen: baki tie in door dash
 steelfox13: Reusable grocery Bags
 TehAmelie: this seems like an ad for some shovelware mobile videogame. maybe about zombie killing
 Feriority: Childcare
Gaytanic_Panic: Is there a psychology to how they advertise these commercials?
TheMadPunter: Grocery delivery? Or yeah, painkillers.
 bullseye3265: coupon service
not_a_dwarf_cleric: Baki seson 4?
kilnfiendpotter: Like a stick on icy hot pain patch
MechaKuuga: I am with Cameron
 DigitalSeahorse: ah it's one of the characters from Ranma 1/2 drawn in a different style
 azninsect: tiger balm
 Karfsma778: topical ointment
 samwisep86: Painkillers
 JadedCynic: HEAD-ON - apply directly to the...
Gaytanic_Panic: Write them I mean.
 ojii: this is so much worse than a heat pad
Durzostarfire: a meal plan service
Beebopaloobopa: Salonpas?
 itomeshi: rub-in cream (grappler baki)
 couldntpickausername: pain relief cup noodle
 dougma: cooking mama
rexcalibur0: Grocery delivery service
 HbombAndFriends: Lotto
 Favre_Studios: Head-on
 Hangedman: I love mundane crossovers with ultraviolent anime
 SnowbirdMike: indigestion
 JadedCynic: ingested?
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Beebopaloobopa  "It's good medicine."
EricTheOrange: metagamming matt
 fcloud: so you dont have to battle groceries flying at you
 Tomasu82: might be salompas?
ItsAstridEh: headaches
therisingtithes_: one of those vitamin c energy drinks?
 Mcgwee: 
 InquisitorGaia: Acupuncture
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, way to give it away,   
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Liquor
 Favre_Studios: suppository
 RockPusher: an ointment
VoodontWoW: A spinoff of Way of the Househusband?
 Nuurgle: Head On, apply directly to the forehead
 DeM0nFiRe: 
TacitusVigil: icy hot
JakeRebadaviaXD: heartburn??
 CranstonSnord: Delicious Not In Dungeon?
 HbombAndFriends: Nasal spray
 ContingentCat: it is Japan
 electra310: Apply directly to the forehead!
ItsAstridEh: oh no
 DarkNacht: headon
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 dougma: ohhh.. salonpas!
 DigitalSeahorse: vitamin B complex
NimrodXIV: well, if that's where the pain is...
Stratavarius: It's gotta be suppository
 DoodlestheGreat: "FRUITS JUICE"
 JadedCynic: creme - like icy hot
 fcloud: PROBABLY not. but we cant be sure
ItsAstridEh: it's for period cramps, isn't it?
 ojii: ben is close
 BrowneePoints: like a hernia belt?
MAPBoardgames: how many more entry vectors haven't we covered?
 WearingCats_CwC: Does it go in the back of your neck?
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 JadedCynic: ooooo
KaleidoscopeMind: acupuncture?
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JakeRebadaviaXD: What if graham is misleading them?
 HorusFive: or a bespoke KitKat bar
 Moonspeak721: one of those super scammy magnet bracelets?
 JadedCynic: massagers
 DiscordianTokkan: "back" massagers
Anaerin: Theragun.
 corefluxx: 100
 mechmagic: a tenz unit?
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 RockPusher: Magnets?
 sblue333: vibrat-ors?
 azninsect: excuse
 azninsect: what
mariomario42: omg
 RockPusher: Magnets 
 BusTed: 
  Foxmar320: huh
NimrodXIV: oooooh
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 RandomTrivia: M A X
 herph: pain necklace
RaklarLS: oh dear. magical necklace
 PharaohBender27: 
Beebopaloobopa: MAAAX
 Mcgwee: oh
 swordfishspyke: MAX
RebekahWSD: Ah yes, that would....work...
kusinohki: throught the power of magnets!
 ryuhimora: how do they work?
 Favre_Studios: naturapathy
 flatluigi: one of those pieces of garbage
 samwisep86: Maaax
 azninsect: oh, its pseudo health garbage
 Moonspeak721: oh damn i was close
MCJiopur: Hell yeah magnets
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: oof
 sblue333: ugh
 azninsect: got it
 LadyLockwood92: Magnets? How do they work?
Despoiler98: cause MAGNETS
 fcloud: MAX
 BrowneePoints: Hey now! I have a massage gun and it DOES give short term pain relief!
 RockPusher: Rei
 ContingentCat: oh those vibrating things aren't bullshit but they aren't for your back
 MAPBoardgames: The healing power of magnets!
 Mcgwee: 
 underhill33: like what pitchers wear
TheAinMAP: Huh.
 sblue333: F
MCJiopur: Ramen
 KV1NN4: very JoJo
 JohnLockeCole: oh yeah
 Favre_Studios: bad idea
MaskedBeeX: lol Cam
 W_Livi: Magnets? How does that work?
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, it's the lame version of Black Panther's necklace
 azninsect: CUP NOODLE
KingKool2099: Magnetic quackery!
 TheMerricat: Vibrating Muscle thing was the way they sold vibrators legally before adult toys were mainstream 
 Gekyouryuu: Eva?
  Foxmar320: lol
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA EVA
 Evochron13: YES
 DiscordianTokkan: Not like this
 HorusFive: YESSSSSSSSS
 TemporallyAwry: Not like this!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LadyLockwood92: Evangelion.
 NightValien28: camero
 azninsect: cup noodle.
 HbombAndFriends: At least it’s not a necklace full of maggots.
 Mcgwee: yesssh
 SnackPak_: 
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: congratulations
 Karfsma778: CUP NOODLE
 outistynnan: magnets? or "free ions"?
Dmc3628: More eva promos
JakeRebadaviaXD: does the magnets attract viruses?
 couldntpickausername: eva cup noodle
PharaohBender27: Ramen
  mowdownjoe: How does that work?
Beebopaloobopa: Laundry detergent
MechaKuuga: I know what it is
Stratavarius: Congratulations
 HbombAndFriends: Lotto
  Serifina: The new Eva movie?
 azninsect: eva cup noodle
 Gekyouryuu: laundry detergent
 RockPusher: Laundry detergent?
 Hangedman: Nothing is sacred
 azninsect: Congratulations. Cup noodle
 ButButTheJesus: The Evil Within Gaiden
TacitusVigil: boat race
 swordfishspyke: Tide?
 Dumori: Fabric Softener
 Brozard: LCL
 divreon: Ramen
 Gascitygaming: laundry?
 34Witches: Can I have a magnet necklace, but not as a health thing? Just because that sounds cool?
 ContingentCat: Therapy
 Favre_Studios: Laundry
FerociousPeach: Angel Laundry Detergent
  amative1: GET IN THE COMMERCIAL, SHINJI
 MAPBoardgames: something blue
mariomario42: color detergent
 DigitalSeahorse: congratulations!
 JadedCynic: fabric softener not detergent
 LPS_97: Coffee
 fastlane250: swear there's always one eva ad in these
SnowBuddy18: man, I had one of the magnet wristbands and it felt horribly when I wore it, so I stopped
 qaz1291: air conditioning spray
Despoiler98: Congratulations!
Stratavarius: It's cup noodle
ItsAstridEh: bottled water?
 Sogheim: hold on why is she familiar!
 HorusFive: Finally at peace- with the laundry
 TheNerdWonder: tang!
DesperadoZod: Evangelian boat race
chefryto90: This can be ANYTHING!!
 LadyLockwood92: Congratulations.
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 ryuhimora: IT IS THO
 sblue333: 3.0 + 1.laundre
  Serifina: She is so off-color here
MirandaArqayla: Laundry Juice
  Foxmar320: No idea
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 friendtrain: Bach? In my anime commercial?
 bullseye3265: Air freshener
ItsAstridEh: Oxygen bar?
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 DiscordianTokkan: Laundry Juice
 NightValien28: cruel angel detergent
 StageMgrRob: Washer/Dryer?
 spethycakes: The use of Bach was pretty amazing 
 KV1NN4: clothes-line
double_stuffed_orio: 
 divreon: Random junk
 Hangedman: Nothing
 AshBurnem: Commercial is (not) okay
 ButButTheJesus: LAUNDRY JUICC
 fcloud: eva laundry detergent. 100%
 DarkNacht: Its tide
NimrodXIV: laundry is too easy
 SmithKurosaki: cup noodle
FerociousPeach: fabric softener
 Arclight_Dynamo: NFT each cel. 
DesperadoZod: Get in the boat, Shinji!
 sblue333: 
  Defrost: LCL detergent
 Gnyrinn: NGE and Bach branded laundry detergent.
 RockPusher: Evangelion branded everything
 Mr_Whyt: mmmm laundry juice
 floki4242: don't bet on it ben
 Scy_Anide: I want it to be orange juice.
double_stuffed_orio: YEP laundry juice
 Dog_of_Myth: Get in the washing machine Shinji!!!
 misteline: Clearly it's an ad for the color blue.
RebekahWSD: Could stab a man with that chin
Tregelen: eva detergent for sure
 PMAvers: So... just Rei then.
  Serifina: It's very discount Rei
 Brozard: That chin can open baby formula
 GhostValv: ray
Anaerin: GET IN THE DRYER, SHINJI!
Asimech: Blueberry soda.
 62MGcobra: colour guard
 HbombAndFriends: Blueberry pomegranate juice
 WearingCats_CwC: This clone went wrong
AjaniOnTheSpot: i mean, some of the clones probably diverge from the base template
fcloud: rei's always had a pointy chin, but this is like boy-rei
JakeRebadaviaXD: I'm surprised the evangelion is not on everything by now
 DoodlestheGreat: Fabiric Sofener.
VoodontWoW: Laundrin is back!
 JadedCynic: it's totally CLose-But-Legally-Distinct-Rei
 CranstonSnord: Tide Pod-01
 shurtal: Tang
 Nigouki: I'm willing to bet Tadashi Hiramatsu did this animation, or at least the previous profile shot
bakumoe: somehow an ad for Indeed
Lemontartz: The sent of mother
EricTheOrange: Laundry "juice"
 sblue333: juice
 RandomTrivia: "Laundry Juice" Thanks Ben. Cannot unhear
 TemporallyAwry: Laundry Juice ... really?
Lemontartz: scent*
 flatluigi: the scent of evangelion
  Foxmar320: lol
matthaus_c: this is like Rei getting closer to Yui
 Feriority: Tang
 MAPBoardgames: This is Rae, a complete OC.
 codatski: Ben, it's laundry SAUCE
Dmc3628: the scent of eva
 Kipstar: this is one of the later rae clones, once the DNA was pretty degraded
  amative1: It smells like LCL
 divreon: Blood and motor oil
 LadyLockwood92: Tang scented.
therisingtithes_: I mean, they used Evangelion to sell a horse race, and just last year Rei had lipstick on. Why not detergent?
 CaptainSpam: The canon term is now laundry juice, BTW.
 Karfsma778: Why does this laundry detergent smell like tang
 azninsect: the scent of "Get in the Eva, Shinji"
 chrono2x: LCL air freshener, ew
 DeM0nFiRe: I am gonna guess energy drink because the last one was
 BaconL0rdes: I will pay any amount of money to never hear the phrase "some kind of laundry juice" ever again.
Kairanie: I bought some Evangelion razors when I was in Japan 6 years ago. It came with a little figurine.
Kaorti: because everything smells like blood
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Laundry Juice is now part of my vocabulary
 DigitalSeahorse: smells like teen spirit
 LiveFaust: Eau de LCL
 fcloud: serge is very creative
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh, neat guess, 
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 JadedCynic headdesks
 fcloud: licensed rei
 TheMerricat: Honda Civic did have an ad campaign for EVA
 GhostValv: Godzilla?
twitch_Purple: Twitch streamers are real anime fans because they like subs, not dubs.
 InquisitorGaia: THERES ANOTHER MOVIE COMING OUT?
 Favre_Studios: EVA
 azninsect: the 4th rebuild is out and yeah, Japan is swarming with things
ItsAstridEh: Wait, should I watch evangelion?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 sblue333: Not 4 Graham, it's 3.0 + 1.0
 LadyLockwood92: Evan-Ge-Lion.
matthaus_c: new Eyepatch Rei is amazing
MechaKuuga: 
 MrSaturdayNite: Congratulations to whoever guesses it.
  Foxmar320: wow
 herph: wash away the sins of man
 RandomTrivia: Welp
Tregelen: amazing
NimrodXIV: whyyyyy
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Get in the laundry, Shinji."
DesperadoZod: Get in the laundromat, Shinji!
  GDwarf: Cam
 Brozard: Capture lint with an A.T. Field
 Argumentable: sure
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Get in the washer Shinji
 azninsect: wash away the sins of creating a god
kusinohki: have to wash that LCL stuff out
 Favre_Studios: whyyyyyyyyyyy
 BrowneePoints: Shinji get in the washing machine!
  Voxlunch: removes protein stains
 JohnLockeCole: Get in the Dishwasher Shingi
 Karfsma778: Do the laundry, shinji, or rei will have to do it again
 ButButTheJesus: @LadyLockwood92 Inuyayaya
JadedCynic: "Get in the dam washer, Jengi!"
 PMAvers: Laundry Juice: made directly from your dead parent.
 Mcgwee: for a cloned clean
 BrowneePoints: @WasntFuzzyWuzzy damnit I was too slow
 fcloud: is your laundry emotionally stunted
 JadedCynic: aw, good deeds
JakeRebadaviaXD: Cloning!!
 WearingCats_CwC: Do you want it MORE F'd up?
chaotic_good_ferret: why is my new detergent making me sad
 DigitalSeahorse: when you got a bunch of blood on your clothes
 divreon: hand sanitizer
 Sogheim: where is his mask?!
 fcloud: its easy to steal from old people~
 PharaohBender27: Life insurance
 JadedCynic: happy things - banking?
mariomario42: hand juice
 HbombAndFriends: Jewelers
EricTheOrange: the power of HANDS
 LadyLockwood92: Hand lotion.
 azninsect: hand sanitizer
 fastlane250: laundry f''d up? no. the dryer in my building? yes.
 JadedCynic: hjands
 MAPBoardgames: Hand softener
 GhostValv: lotion?
Beebopaloobopa: Life insurance
 korvys: Lotion
MaskedBeeX: Hand Sanitizer?
 DiscordianTokkan: Hand sanitizer
 chi7891: I work for the company that makes Attack detergent!!!
ItsAstridEh: meds for arthritis
LeeshaJoy: Lotion
 Karfsma778: Hands
  GDwarf: This appears to be a commercial for the concept of hands
an_asp: Hand strength training?
 sblue333: his hand is so smooth
Tregelen: ah good the sam raimi
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: hands
KaleidoscopeMind: self help app
 chrono2x: Hand exercise tool
 BrowneePoints: Hand sanitizer/soap
 Gekyouryuu: go pro camera
 fcloud: arthritis medications
 JadedCynic: arthritis meds?
 RandomTrivia: Must be hand sanitizer
  Defrost: Is this a jojo?
 Tangsm: hand cream.
 Questhere: life insurance
JakeRebadaviaXD: It has something to do with his hands
 InquisitorGaia: somthing do do with arthritis
 azninsect: or hand moisturiser
 DarkNacht: Tide so strong it will dissolve the barriers between all humans
 MAPBoardgames: Just hands.
delta__vee: hand lotion
 herph: hand sanitizer
 ButButTheJesus: hand sanitizer
 divreon: vaccine
 HorusFive: Hand sanitizer
 outistynnan: habd lotion or gloves
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Wear a fucking mask."
 dragonbretheren: hand sanitizer
 SkylerRingtail: I agree with hand sanitizer
NimrodXIV: hand sanitizer
spimmmm: arthritis meds
JakeRebadaviaXD: Hand Sanitizer?
 HbombAndFriends: Insurance
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: it's a commercial for hands
 JadedCynic: hand sanitizer?
couldntpickausername: I think we all know my guess by now
 LadyLockwood92: The concept of Hands.
 randombillfolds: Gig app for petty thefts.
 Nuurgle: hand juice
 Mr_Whyt: wash yer hands
ItsAstridEh: like an "look what you could do if your hands didn't have arthritis"
 RockPusher: Dating service?
Anaerin: It's hand soap.
TacitusVigil: hand sanitizer
  Foxmar320: Sanitizer
 DigitalSeahorse: insurance
 corpocracy: just hands
 Moonspeak721: this commercial has big insurance vibes but there's too many hands
DesperadoZod: Hand boat race
 steelfox13: Shoes
 StageMgrRob: Hand sanitizer
 fcloud: artificial hands
 Feriority: Lotion for sure
 LPS_97: Hand Sanitizer
twitch_Purple: sour cream
 JadedCynic: Serge has a point
 DoodlestheGreat: Cleaning service or hand sanitizer.
 kalira77: why does this music sound like anime?
Dabari49: hand lotion or sanitizers
 sblue333: Insurance actually makes a lot of sense
MCJiopur: The concept of hands
 Brozard: Real estate?
 GhostValv: 
Asimech: Combined hand sanitizer and moisturiser.
ARandomPlatypus: Hand sanitizer or lotion
Mal2mad: Hand Sanitizer Stando
TheMadPunter: Hand sanitizer, hundred percent
 ninjitsumonkey: hand sanitizer
 HbombAndFriends: Lotto
 WearingCats_CwC: wondercore
Dmc3628: Serge on a read
 PharaohBender27: See  is on the same wavelength as me
 JadedCynic: fake hand GLOVES
insane_42: STD drugs
 Calaban161: A prefecture commercial
 Mcgwee: Cooking Mama meets InsureO Mom
paranormal_snacktivity: lotion
 TheMerricat: Chat, we live in a society.
 CranstonSnord: Agoraphobia therapy
 fcloud: definitely hand-oriented
kilnfiendpotter: I'm going to say Bank?
 SkylerRingtail: It took me a while to realize they were wearing masks, which is unexpected in commercials
 Gnyrinn: I'm with Serge, this is a bank.
 chi7891: I work for the company that makes Attack detergent!!!
 epsilondelphine: yeah, in the freeze frame the character is looking at both hands
 PMAvers: Fakeout: "But why aren't these people wearing their pandemic masks. WEAR YOUR MASK."
 ninja_theory_ashrams: you're in good hands
Martizz1e: 
 Brozard: "They're called 'fingers', yet they don't fing"
 Dragonality: also her "my god, look at my hands" face in that frame
Qvdv: people still shake hands? in these times?
HundreydAundre: Handshakes? Bank + Business?
 TheMerricat: Woot @chi7891 
ryanpawfryc80: insurance
kilnfiendpotter: Like this is an Allstate commercial?
 GhostValv: or something like allstate
FerociousPeach: lots of touching thins, so i'm thinking sanitizer
 Dr_Shandor: Life insurance full stop
 azninsect: wash your hands
 dragonbretheren: to be fair, Japan wears masks because they're POLITE about germs, even before the now times
Beebopaloobopa: Oh, biore
Martizz1e: 
 JadedCynic: Biore!  That brand is ove rhere too
Tregelen: that cartoon isnt social distancing
 Brozard: Christianity
 LadyLockwood92: These hands have done terrible things.
 HorusFive: Stay 6ft away from your face
 HbombAndFriends: Boat race
 chi7891: YAY For Kao commercials!!
 JadedCynic: nocira?
 divreon: medicine
JakeRebadaviaXD: Have yhou ever considered your hands??
ItsAstridEh: it's a commercial for nocria
DesperadoZod: This has to be boat race
 couldntpickausername: this time I feel it. Cup Noodle for sure
 MAPBoardgames: Quit smoking gum
 JadedCynic: phone
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Which makes this your hourly reminder to wash your hands
 herph: TVs
azninsect: air conditioning
 fcloud: commercial for our lord and savior jesus christ
Lemontartz: dating app
  Defrost: Email app
 PMAvers: Well, there was that Fujitsu logo at the start... but that could be anything.
 BrowneePoints: @dragonbretheren Southeast Asia* It's not JUST Japan. Korea and Chinan do it as well
 BusTed: messaging service?
ItsAstridEh: don't ask me what nocria is
 LadyLockwood92: Printer Paper?
 JadedCynic: mobile service
 korvys: Travel Agency?
gryfeathr: hybrid battery?
 epsilondelphine: cloud computing
 Evochron13: i saw a fujitsu logo watermark
ChaoticObserver: Air conditioner
 Arclight_Dynamo: AI & IoT, it said?
kilnfiendpotter: This is the SECOND commercial with someone walking on water
 shurtal: contacts
kusinohki: I heard "deliver with love"
 DoctorOfBeard: H VAC
 SkylerRingtail: AI and Internet of Things, eh?
HundreydAundre: W A F E R S
MCJiopur: Camera
 MegaDosX: Aircon
TacitusVigil: Japanese Jesus
SnowBuddy18: messaging
 epsilondelphine: "AI and IoT"
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: AI and IoT?
 DeM0nFiRe: I am gonna call it's a chipset
 Easilycrazyhat: Those eyes.
 34Witches: "AI and IoT", eh?
 TheWooglie: AI and IOT
 CannedWolf: 5g phone
 CranstonSnord: "male enhancement" pills
 DoodlestheGreat: Mobile service
Beebopaloobopa: Some kind of web backup
 Thatwasademo: I saw that "AI & IoT" in the corner
 TehAmelie: must be an ad for Xannathor
 Questhere: heat pump
 Nigouki: AI and Internet of Shit?
 HorusFive: He sees into my soul....
niaalarin: credit card with air mile - rewards
 DigitalSeahorse: Gospel app
 niccus: smart ac
 fcloud: christianity
 sblue333: Phone Service or Long distance money transfer
Anaerin: Air Conditioner. Internet connected air conditioner.
 Fruan: Jesus
HammerTheWise: Some mail thing, certainly
 DiscordianTokkan: Camera with internet connectivity
 PharaohBender27: Something cellphone-related
 DeM0nFiRe: Like qualcomm CPU or something
  HatsWearCats: Aircon
Durzostarfire: retirement planner
 jedi_master_zll: Air conditioning
 Mcgwee: Orange plane against the blue sky
kilnfiendpotter: Messaging?
 TheWooglie: AWS
 Radyin: Air conditioner.
JakeRebadaviaXD: Virtual Partner??
 RockPusher: General Fujitsu IT Services?
Gaytanic_Panic: Mail
 Feriority: Smart home hub
ARandomPlatypus: New album dropping
mariomario42: a smart device that tells you when you get mail
KeytarCat: Guessing for profit uni
 LPS_97: Didn't it say Fujitsu at the beginning?
 JadedCynic: Fujitsu appliances
 Karfsma778: IOT fridge
 IgnisDeus: STI Med
 Calaban161: Air con it said Fujitsu
 PMAvers: Some sort of photo printer.
 StageMgrRob: AC unit
HundreydAundre: I'm lying. I half nope ideal
 LadyLockwood92: Smart service.
TheMadPunter: What does Fujitsu make, TVs?
 itomeshi: Fujitsu SOCs?
 Sogheim: well he is a very handsome man staring at me but he's walking on water and flying a single paper airplane?
Durzostarfire: paper airplane maker
Asimech: Cloud controlled AC.
 lirazel64: What did I DO!
 epsilondelphine: oh it's an air conditioner isn't it
gryfeathr: hybrid energy sources?
 TheMerricat: @TheMadPunter Everything.
 RockPusher: Fujitsu does *a lot* of things
 Thatwasademo: Some sort of smart appliance, maybe, yeah
 Gnyrinn: Is it RHEL spending IBM's marketing money?
bakumoe: fax machine for the modern day
 LPS_97: Fujitsus make electronic devices, such as TVs and Cameras
kilnfiendpotter: Air conditioner
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Open and breezy." Ah. Laxatives. 
 ImaUniqueUsername: the equivalent of those IBM ads that neglects to mention what they do or how they ever make money these days?
 azninsect: ooooohh
  Foxmar320: lol
ChaoticObserver: There was one really prominent int he shot with the window
 RandomTrivia: 
 Tangsm: Smart fan.
 DeM0nFiRe: Man I hope Ben is right lol
 fcloud: and connects to your phone
 JadedCynic: realization.gif
JakeRebadaviaXD: An AC that can surf the interent
RebekahWSD: Turn on the AC before getting home? Nice
 RandomTrivia: Now THAT'S the galaxy brain play
 azninsect: A/C
TheMadPunter: @TheMerricat Yeah, yeah I walked into that one
 PharaohBender27: 
  Foxmar320: Nice Ben
 RandomTrivia: Huh
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha nailed it
mariomario42: BEN
 HorusFive: 
 Mcgwee: Dannnng
 SnackPak_: 
Gaytanic_Panic:    
 GhostValv: 
 azninsect: heck yeah Ben!
 ButButTheJesus: huh
Randoplh: BEN
 NanoWowl: it's literally backwards
 Mcgwee:   
 itomeshi: nocria is AIR CON backwards
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ
 RockPusher: Beej!!!!
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ
ICitizenErasedI: ben is ultimate consumer
MechaKuuga: Is Ben gaming?
kilnfiendpotter: YES!!! WE GOT IT!
SnowBuddy18: it's just air con backward
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah
 Thatwasademo: Smart AirCon was right
 NanoWowl: I'm exceedly angry
 fcloud: bengineering, god gamer
 JadedCynic: nocira is just air con
 TheWooglie: who let Beej in?
MegaDosX: Thanks, disembodied voice of Beej!
mariomario42: puzzle app
SirLoinOfBeef_: noodles
TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: 
 ElementalAlchemist: BEEJ.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
 LPS_97: I've seen this one
 ButButTheJesus: WONDERCOOOOOORE
 Arclight_Dynamo: Sulfur cloud.
 Easilycrazyhat: DBZ
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: !card siege rhino
  LRRbot: Siege Rhino [1WBG] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Siege Rhino enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
 Brozard: 
 JadedCynic: the monkey king (queeen?)
double_stuffed_orio: -visible confusion-
 korvys: Dragonball
 DoodlestheGreat: Mobile Game
  Foxmar320: Ramen
 azninsect: uh
 RandomTrivia: Uhhh
 fcloud: im lost
  HatsWearCats: Mapquest
bakumoe: au?
JakeRebadaviaXD: Instant Ramen?
MCJiopur: Phone service
 CannedWolf: ramen noodles
 MAPBoardgames: Cell phone plan
 BrowneePoints: She's Wukong
 HbombAndFriends: Wonder Core
 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: That's just Ghost Beej
 Mr_Whyt: totally
  HatsWearCats: Its a map app
 swordfishspyke: Cough Syrup?
 Dog_of_Myth: Siege Rhino
 Mcgwee: Monkey Queen?
 couldntpickausername: I see no point in changing my vote now: Cup Noodle
Forgotten_Sanity: dragonball
 NrgSpoon: PLEASE BE PICROSS
 divreon: scented spray
Gaytanic_Panic: EGG BREAD
CanvasWolfDoll: so... referencing journey to the west...
freshmaker__: goku!
 WearingCats_CwC: Journey to the West
 BaconL0rdes: Laxative/
double_stuffed_orio: rhino rodeo!
 HbombAndFriends: Lotto
 JohnLockeCole: Boat Races
  Defrost: Eff it boat race
kilnfiendpotter: A puzzle app
JakeRebadaviaXD: Its clearly rhino meat!
 BrowneePoints: err sorry "Son Goku"
Mal2mad: Fortnite
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints yeah, wukong - that's it
 fcloud: no rewind is rough, a second viewing would make this easier
DesperadoZod: Sun Wukong Boat Race
 JadedCynic: and the staff
 HbombAndFriends: Cup Noodles
paranormal_snacktivity: gum for bad breath?
 fcloud: Girl Goku
 PMAvers: I'd watch this new Dragon Ball series.
 ihorner: Glup Shitto told us his name was Son Goku.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Asimech: Flying cloud -> nimbus.
delta__vee: those are some yellow clouds
 lirazel64: Journey to the West?
 GhostValv: 
flatluigi: so many heads
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Ian 
 DiscordianTokkan: @ihorner HAH
 fcloud: serge is seeing it from the 10,000 ft view though, which is often right
 BrowneePoints: Is this a streaming service?
 HbombAndFriends: Dynamite Cloud Race
 blue_lotus_designs: looks like a better Saiyuki
JakeRebadaviaXD: Since they're in a desert, flavored water??
 Feriority: Japanese Netflix
 drthvd3r: I don't know why I'm getting the feeling of an instant ramen commercial out of this one.
 fastlane250: Corn Chip-Brand Corn Chips
 Easilycrazyhat: Just one more level?
 HorusFive: Corn chip flavored laundry detergent
 azninsect: mobile app?
 fcloud: why was the guy tied up? thats where i got lost
ChaoticObserver:   
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentSnappyLocustJebaited--wLPlkVX43xKR1lB
 HbombAndFriends: Woo! In the episode!
mariomario42: boat racing
 ContingentCat: car insurance
 Easilycrazyhat: Serial killer delivery service
 herph: shudder
 JadedCynic: wrong side, japan is right-hand-drive
 ojii: this one is great
 spethycakes: car repair service
  Defrost: Lockpickinglawyer ad
 swordfishspyke: Q-Tips
 fcloud: phone app to start your car
  Juliamon: GO, BOATNYA
 quietcat: shark race
twitch_Purple: Nacho fries
Beebopaloobopa: Stomach medicine
 KV1NN4: Eva again..?
 W_Livi: KFC
JakeRebadaviaXD: Insurance. Hand down
Asimech: Boglins.
 Radyin: Car batteries.
 ElementalAlchemist: Doesn't Japan drive on the other side?
 Tangsm: Taco Bell.
 underhill33: car batteries
 DoctorOfBeard: 
NimrodXIV: well
 HbombAndFriends: Japanese AAA
 divreon: Zits are coming for him.
 CaptainSpam: Animal Crossing.
 TemporallyAwry:  not a car commercial at least?
MCJiopur: Monster f*cking
 BaconL0rdes: Cup noodles.
 CannedWolf: AAA
  ritchards: automotive repair
 TehAmelie: this is clearly an ad for Watch_Dogs
 Zalbaag: Battery service
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: car insurance
 jedi_master_zll: New keyless entry car.
 steelfox13: AAA?
 StageMgrRob: Car insurance
 azninsect: car insurance
 SmithKurosaki: insurance
 DeM0nFiRe: Hmmm I am gonna guess commercial for a new car
 Dog_of_Myth: Boat race
  Foxmar320: road care service?
TacitusVigil: why is the driver in the left?
 fcloud: zombie repellent
 sblue333: What does the signifier signify? More Signifiers!!
Brianlive: Gundam
 LPS_97: Gorilla Glue
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Tires
 aWabbajack: triple Eh
 JadedCynic: life insurance?
 Mcgwee: then the woods
SirLoinOfBeef_: candy
  HatsWearCats: Streaming service
kilnfiendpotter: car insurance?
 PharaohBender27: Self-starting cars? 
 TheWooglie: Let's Nope Japan
 CaptainSpam: Tom Nook's coming to collect on those loans.
Durzostarfire: used cars
 shurtal: KFC
 azninsect: roadside service
shizenguardian: Escape from Jason the video game
Dmc3628: Serge may have a revelation
 ButButTheJesus: Resident Evil VIII: Step On Me Mommy
LeeshaJoy: I assume Japan has a tow service like AAA?
 DiscordianTokkan: Adblocker
 MAPBoardgames: Anti-diarrial
 sblue333: @fcloud Bug Repellent?
 PMAvers: Sanrio toys
FerociousPeach: pepto
ARandomPlatypus: Gas station
 azninsect: softbank
Durzostarfire: insurance
 couldntpickausername: I see me and @BaconL0rdes are on the same wavelenght
 Bratmon: Wondercore!
 JadedCynic: no, DIARHEA medicine
 azninsect: doritos
SmashTCG: nope, Its a new car dealer
bakumoe: Viagra
MCJiopur: Dentist
 couldntpickausername: cup noodle
 herph: shudder
 azninsect: netflix
 DarkNacht: DE meds
 Mr_Whyt: roadside service is too obvious
CanvasWolfDoll: a snack food i think
kilnfiendpotter: Maybe a food thing?
 PMAvers: Smash cut to Hello Kitty staring in through the window at him.
 Calaban161: Take public transport
 corefluxx: A&W RootBear!
 Mcgwee: Dead by Daylight
 JohnLockeCole: Boat Race
 JadedCynic: he's rushing to go
 DigitalSeahorse: condom commercial
Tregelen: shudder?
 ImaUniqueUsername: an automaker pivoting "best reliability in compact sedans"
 fcloud: 3d tv
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, I caught that.
 ContingentCat: Hi Beej voice
 JadedCynic: japan has right-hand drive
 ryuhimora: Hi Beej!
 JadedCynic: Netflix?
 azninsect: Cam XD
 Bratmon: A twinkie is gonna sneak up on him.
SmashTCG: IMPORTING CARS?
  Foxmar320: Cam 
 korvys: Sorry, joke for the previous ad: "Journey to the us-west-2.amazonaws.com"
JakeRebadaviaXD: Left-handed driving support
aerobeing: GPS
EvilBadman: Resident Evil 8
 JadedCynic: old school US horor movies
 Sogheim: please be some kind of singing doll
 JadedCynic: auto maintenance
 TheArchitectX: That was the Jaws theme.
Dmc3628: of old school NA Slashers
Gizmoloid: Sam Raimi?
aerobeing: Or a tour service.
 RandomTrivia: WELP
 RockPusher: 
 BusTed: Naturally.
 PharaohBender27: WHAT
 Dog_of_Myth: WUT
 JadedCynic: 
  Serifina: wat
 DeM0nFiRe: k
  Foxmar320: wat
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
Spirillosis: 
Beebopaloobopa: WHAT
 Serpens77: OH WELL OF COURSE
 Easilycrazyhat: WHY
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 azninsect: im OUT
 GhostValv: 
 MegaDosX: Japan pls
 Mcgwee: 
mariomario42: gross
 Evochron13: pardon
  Fugi: NO THANK YOU
 34Witches: ???
 SmithKurosaki: japan!
JakeRebadaviaXD: UHMMM, WHAT??
 Tangsm: The horror!
 TehAmelie: mmm, cheesy
  Foxmar320: Im sorry wat
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 corefluxx: WHAT!?!?
kilnfiendpotter: a streaming platform
double_stuffed_orio: what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
delta__vee: @korvys: so, oregon trail
 HorusFive: 
 Questhere: WAT
 SnackPak_: 
 Mcgwee: 
Tregelen: ok
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: lol
 JadedCynic: I'm with Cam
 azninsect: im LEAVING
MCJiopur: Delicious
 serialtram: eww
CanvasWolfDoll: was close!
 Argumentable: Oh... okay
 MAPBoardgames: The Horror!
 DigitalSeahorse: gross
tensionheadtv: lmao
  Foxmar320: No hold on WAT
 LadyLockwood92: Huh....
FerociousPeach: i mean, they are horrifying
 PharaohBender27: Also, no thanks
 fcloud: he's as surprised as we are
  Draynus: Makes sense in retrospect 
 azninsect: i cannot
RebekahWSD: W...w.hy
NimrodXIV: I have questions
kilnfiendpotter: whut
 fastlane250: 
HammerTheWise: Ew
 azninsect: why
 WearingCats_CwC: dafuq?
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 azninsect: i
 Mysticman89: cheese contianing perhaps
 azninsect: i cannot
  Foxmar320: Im mad now
aerobeing: Movie service was close.
 azninsect: WHY
Beebopaloobopa: I mean, I want some but WHAT
 W_Livi: Was audio missing for the close of that commercial?
TheAinMAP:  
 sblue333: I want it
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
RebekahWSD: I'm so confused
 MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Japanese media!
 JadedCynic: (not SPOOON)
 Mcgwee: I don't even
prince_infidel: but...WHY?
 BaconL0rdes: That is a VERY good profile photo
JakeRebadaviaXD: Why was he scared of them?
kusinohki: I feel so dumb for missing it...
 sblue333: I wan to eat ha
TheMadPunter: OK, there was NO WAY. Absolutely none 🤣
 sblue333: that
 JadedCynic: horse race....
JakeRebadaviaXD: BOAT RACE!
 jessieimproved: Still to this day one of my fondest memories of being a student in Japan is watching TV for the commercials
 azninsect: gambling
 CaptainSpam: Dynamite Horse Race.
 BusTed: hmmmm
MaskedBeeX: Oh no pls not Uma Musume
KaleidoscopeMind: boat race
 ElementalAlchemist: DYNAMITE HORSE RACE
  Foxmar320: Boat Race
CanvasWolfDoll: that one horse-girl racing anime?
TacitusVigil: boat race
 BaconL0rdes: Laxative?
  GDwarf: Uma Musume?
MCJiopur: Horse girl anime
 Mr_Whyt: horse meat
TotallyNotaBeholder: Boatenya
 Arclight_Dynamo: Gotta be diarrhea meds.
Brianlive: Steel Ball Run
 dragonbretheren: Dynamite Horse Race
DesperadoZod: BOAT RACE!
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: softbank'
SirLoinOfBeef_: coffee
HammerTheWise: "Third Impact"
 fcloud: horse racing app
Tregelen: horse girl gacha
 couldntpickausername: CUP NOODLE FOR LIFE
 DiscordianTokkan: Now THIS is for diarrhea medicine
 PharaohBender27: Dynamite Boat Race 
 steelfox13: Energy drink
 Nigouki: yeah this is eva
  HatsWearCats: BEST ANIME
 Gnyrinn: Semtex Horse Race.
 TemporallyAwry: Shampoo Commercial
 JadedCynic: pepto bismo
 BaconL0rdes: GLUE
 Tangsm: Animal crossing.
Unpronounceable: Uma Musume
 azninsect: coz id be into that
 Mcgwee: Horse husband!
7gorobei: eva movie
 Aenir798: Uma Musume
 CannedWolf: digestive biscuit
 IgnisDeus: boat race!
ARandomPlatypus: Horse girl gatcha
 Wikt: its gotta be Uma Musume
 fcloud: my strategy is "what i see on the screen" + "app"
 ryuhimora: Eva?
 BusTed: I want to see the boat come around the outside.
 azninsect: oh no
Earthenone: uma musume please
  GDwarf: We just gonna get this entire horse race, are we?
 JadedCynic: all white?
 jedi_master_zll: Car parts
Stratavarius: Is this eva?
 HbombAndFriends: Boat race
 azninsect: OH NO
 Nigouki: yes, it's Eva
 herph: EVA?!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: ha
  GDwarf: No
niaalarin: EVA HORSE
 ContingentCat: UM
 JadedCynic: wait...what?
  Foxmar320: ummmmm
MaskedBeeX: CAM
  Juliamon: Those colors were EVA colors
 LadyLockwood92: Energy drinks?
 ElementalAlchemist: wait, why is this Evangelion now?
KingKool2099: WONDER GYM 3
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Evangelion?
 ryuhimora: yeah, Evangelion
 spethycakes: department store sale
ARandomPlatypus: GODZILLA
 swordfishspyke: Again?
 TehAmelie: Snickers
 JadedCynic: um....
 ButButTheJesus: GAH
 azninsect: OH MY GOD YES
 RandomTrivia: NOOOOOO
 PharaohBender27: UM
Dmc3628: More EVA
 ContingentCat: Get in the horse Shinji
KaleidoscopeMind: no
aerobeing: Energy drink.
  Foxmar320: 
Tregelen: eva again?
 DeM0nFiRe: ??
 JadedCynic: this is a mobile game?
 SnackPak_: 
 azninsect: its the eva crossover!
Stratavarius: Just kept mentioning "Third Impact"
 RandomTrivia: AHHHHHH
 epsilondelphine: ok, hold on,
SmashTCG: WAS that eva?
 serialtram: wtf
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: Eva again!
 Easilycrazyhat: WHAT
 BaconL0rdes: Microphone?
 DigitalSeahorse: video game
 MegaDosX: I have several questoins.
 fcloud: it's eva again!!
TheAinMAP: What?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 HorusFive: Eat the horse Shengi
 azninsect: THIS IS THE EVA CROSSOVER
therisingtithes_: I KNEW I HAD SAW THIS ONE
 floki4242: WHAT
FerociousPeach: well that just happened
LeeshaJoy: Shinji get on the fucking horse
 JadedCynic: EVANGELION?!>
 sblue333: whaaaaaat
kilnfiendpotter: HOLY SHIT
 PMAvers: what.
 kalira77: what the actual eff
 Brozard: I'm gonna guess energy bar?
Morrigan9: what
  Serifina: WUT
tensionheadtv: oh  my lord
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: wat
  Fugi: Running mobile app
 NightValien28: sure
 DoodlestheGreat: Mobile Game.
 ContingentCat: Eva themes Horse
tensionheadtv: dying
double_stuffed_orio: I FUCKING LOVE THIS
 TehAmelie: very what
Beebopaloobopa: I don't care what it's advertising, I'll buy it
FrozenRoseFour: Screaming
 JadedCynic: mobile game?
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 RassilonDND: The new eva movie or some sort of gatcha?
kilnfiendpotter: I don't know what this was for, but it makes me too happy
  GDwarf: This race has gotten out of hand
 divreon: mobile game
 Gekyouryuu: Puzzle and Dragon
  Foxmar320: Im so confused
MCJiopur: The perfect product
 sblue333: WHY
 Mr_Whyt: the olympics
MaskedBeeX: They can't keep getting away with this
Asimech: Hostess Fruitcakes.
 Scy_Anide: How is it still going?
 PMAvers: That man? Daed.
 Edgarware: WOW
 RockPusher: Eva/Uma Musume crossover?
 itomeshi: Eva PS1 game.
 CranstonSnord: Third Impact Energy Drink?
 Serpens77: it's an ad for AT Fields
mariomario42: ded
 swordfishspyke: That came right the heck out of left field
  Foxmar320: That man died
SmashTCG: hes ALIVE?
 ryuhimora: ded
 jedi_master_zll: EGPX? Is that what it was called? IGPX?
 MAPBoardgames: Insurance
 azninsect: that man. dead.
 RandomTrivia: Pardon?
JakeRebadaviaXD: Evangelion Horse Race
 fcloud: rip
 BusTed: This is a long commercial.
 MegaDosX: lmao squish
 dragonbretheren: Eva cup noodle
ItsAstridEh: kaiju insurance?
 fastlane250: oh he dead
 LPS_97: meanwhile
 Easilycrazyhat: Why did it get so much bigger?!
 azninsect: get in the eva-horse shinji
  Defrost: Dodge
 BaconL0rdes: I'm not remotely sure of what's happening and I don't know why I'm okay with it.
  GDwarf: Are you?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, gambling.
 HorusFive: And then all the horses turn into Tang?
 Field94:  
 lucha_libro: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like a part of Cam is dying tonight
 korvys: Betting service?
  Serifina: I have no idea
 LadyLockwood92: Betting app?
  Foxmar320: WAT
 SmithKurosaki: toyota
Forgotten_Sanity: mobile game?
 NightValien28: I don't know
Gizmoloid: Gambling
NimrodXIV: fitness app
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 ElementalAlchemist: I, um, so, uh... what?
head_cannon: wat
 JadedCynic: was that George Takei in the last voice over?
EricTheOrange: WAT?
 Dragonality: Get on the horse Shinji
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: ow
 Brozard: or online trading?
 niccus: there's so much but also so little
Dmc3628: sports betting
HammerTheWise: This HAS to be some sort of Eva sponsored gambling sport
 Karfsma778: Tang 
 sblue333: This is a whole movie
 JohnLockeCole: Bank
 IgnisDeus: What?!?!
 Moonspeak721: i got lost in the storytelling
 Inglonias: beer
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: it's just for gamblinb on horse races, despite the eva
bakumoe: Wondercore
 DaMullet14: Japan World Cup!
 RassilonDND: Ura musume?
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh geez!!
 mechmagic: yeah, its slaps too
 W_Livi: It's a temp service
MechaKuuga: chocolate
 Mcgwee: Eva Horse husband!
 epsilondelphine: DOES IT?
 azninsect: is this that eva x horse racing thing?
Durzostarfire: sports gambling
SnowBuddy18: we are farmers
TheMadPunter: Betting app, yeah
 RandomTrivia: Japanese Advertising doing Japanese Advertising stuff
 Feriority: Oh it's that horse-woman racing gacha game
 Bratmon: What isn't this a commercial for?
 ContingentCat: Stuff like what?
mariomario42: japanese blaseball
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah what Ben is saying was my first guess but I dont think it is now?
 corpocracy: That was a whole journey
 ImaUniqueUsername: a horse blaseball?
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Fortnite?
  amative1: Oh yeah, those race games are AMAZING
cyanMu42: What if the ad for the actual movie was like this?
 Malkmaven1176: Japan World Cup
tensionheadtv: BOAT RACE
 HbombAndFriends: Blaseball, but horse racing
 LadyAiluros: derby owner's club
JakeRebadaviaXD: We are flowers.
 W_Livi: short-term contract work
  HatsWearCats: Its the Japanese Tota
 JadedCynic: it's horse jockey training school
 PMAvers: Windmill slam Boat Race.
  HatsWearCats: Tote
TacitusVigil: sony
kusinohki: blazeball verson of eva horse racing?
 TehAmelie: i'm gonna say it's an ad for literal instrumentality
 TheOtherPenn: It's the Blaseball of horseracing.
 HorusFive: Blaseball- but horse-racing
 HbombAndFriends: Lotto
 blip2004: that wasn't a real game, it was just 3 videos
 steelfox13: Japanese horse Blaseball
 fcloud: watch it be, an app for ordering flowers
 kalku__: blaseball but horse racing
tensionheadtv: if LRR has taught me anything, its that its always boat race
 eshplode: Hlorse racing?
JakeRebadaviaXD: It can be horse boyfriend but evangelion
  ritchards: Race me, Hannah!
 ryuhimora: Japan World Cup was the BEST
 LPS_97: There was one for ski jumping, just as ridiculous
an_asp: Dynamite horse race!
serialtram: hlorseball
CanvasWolfDoll: florist
 iiieye: dynamite horse race?
LuveenW: Didn't they keep saying Ramen on multiple occasions?
 DiscordianTokkan: Horse Rlacing
  Foxmar320: Boat Race but horses drive the boats
 JadedCynic: Dodge
 PharaohBender27: Thank you for subscribing to Beej DVD Facts
 BrowneePoints: Failed Space Shuttles
KingKool2099: It can't be THAT obvious
ChaoticObserver: Mobile game
 ranknullity: Thank you Matt
 ButButTheJesus: MATT YES
Athelgar: ANT TRAPS?
tensionheadtv: WE are challengers
 fcloud: national evangelion bonds, to fund the eva project
ItsAstridEh: jeep challenger
 Dragonality: In Japan? Anything
 BaconL0rdes: Thank you Matt.
 Nigouki: this is an old one, probably 2009-2011ish
NimrodXIV: lol MAtt
 Feriority: Uma Musume Pretty Derby
tensionheadtv: Challengers = boats
 Mcgwee: yesss
 itomeshi: Consultants?
 fcloud: every product. intel, adobe, etc
ItsAstridEh: wait no the nissan challenger
 HbombAndFriends: Sports drink/energy drink
 RockPusher: Cameron!
 BusTed: wp
Despoiler98: DAMNIT CAM
 drthvd3r: Pokemon. Because it makes as much sense as anything else.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Himyul: space program
 ContingentCat: 
 Feriority: Oh, not if it's old
aerobeing: Dodge Challenger
 HorusFive: 
 TheWooglie: Health insurance
 fuzzy_died: Insurance
 GoblinRanger: Perfect Cam
Dmc3628: WOW
 NanoWowl:  
 TehAmelie: absolute terror, and telecom
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: softbank
 JadedCynic: @ItsAstridEh Dodge Challenger since the 50's
 Questhere: mobile game
 shurtal: Dynamite Boat Race
 Mcgwee:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Commercial for pager service is my guess
certo07: delevery service
 fcloud: and it's in english? which is super weird
ItsAstridEh: whatever company of cars challenger
ItsAstridEh: I'm too gay to know cars
 Karfsma778: @TehAmelie holy CRAP that's good
Dmc3628: Serge perfectly encapsultains USA motor vehic;e ads
 JadedCynic: mobile service for gambling?
 LPS_97: Super GT (cause they have an eva themed team)
 ContingentCat: a new version of the Challanger space craft, this time with Eva branding
  Foxmar320: wat
 azninsect: a betting company
 PharaohBender27: 
 SK__Ren: (AT) Fields
 Mcgwee: haha
 serialtram: 
KingKool2099: DAMMIT
 azninsect: (AT) Fields.
 Mcgwee:   
  amative1: The double bluff!
 BrowneePoints: @ContingentCat still bound for disaster
JakeRebadaviaXD: Wow, it's exactly what it looks like
 JadedCynic: it WAS just horse racing bettors
Himyul: always bet on the mech
 kalku__: LOL: AT Fields
 ImaUniqueUsername: horse blaseball but just the gambling and with real money
 CyberColossus: im shocked theres a patreon for japanese commercials in HD
ChaoticObserver: Eva is the new Mickey Mouse
 NanoWowl: for EVA-rything
kalecruch: its pro-line
 Nigouki: there is Gundam collaborations with horseracing too
 ojii: the new eva movie is out, everything is eva branded at the moment...
 ElementalAlchemist: Congratulations!
kalecruch: anything can happen,anyone can win
 lucha_libro: Also didnt the newest eva movie come out recently?
kusinohki: CONGRATULATIONS!
 Tomasu82: Congratulations!
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: it's the thing about gambling, that you make people think they might get anything.  even a boat.
  mowdownjoe: WARK WARK
 AgentSmithRadio: Congratulations!
 LPS_97: Congratulations
 kalku__: Congratulations
therisingtithes_: Congratulations!
 RandomTrivia: Congratulations!
 HbombAndFriends: Get in the commercial, Shinji!
 BaconL0rdes: Yeah, he survived, because of his life ensurance.
 RockPusher: hahahah
 JadedCynic: @lucha_libro not yet - soon
 swordfishspyke: *penguin noises*
 ButButTheJesus: Congratulations!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooooh
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
Despoiler98: LOL
  Foxmar320: yesssss
 korvys: ALpha
 NightValien28: oh god
 RockPusher: Morgan
 Snowcookies: lol
 PharaohBender27: The return of a classic!
 ContingentCat: yesss
 JadedCynic: bentley
 Field94: 
 WolfgangCloud: 
 DeM0nFiRe: PT cruiser?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
korvys: Alpha Romeo
 Moonspeak721: i hate this
 Mcgwee: Nissan
Lemontartz: F-150
 azninsect: toyota camry
 fcloud: oh my god that FONT i am in love
  r10pez10: this again?
 shurtal: Veyron
 LPS_97: An alfa romeo
 TehAmelie: a submarine
 WearingCats_CwC: I was thinking some kind of charger, because that EVA wasn't plugged in
hexingale: Prius?
 TheMerricat: @CyberColossus The guy who collects these commercials created a patreon for them because while Graham said they aren't as likely to be DMCA'ed, he actually got DMCA'ed a lot.
 NanoWowl: oh. my. god.
Mal2mad: Cuality content here
 kalira77: oh... oh no
TacitusVigil: edsel
 chrono2x: Oh my god
MechaKuuga: veyron?
  amative1:  the LoadingReadyLabs music
TheAinMAP: Here we go again..
 RandomTrivia: That could be an Aero Morgan
 chrono2x: This is amazing
lucha_libro: @JadedCynic I thought it released in japan?
 BusTed: k360
 PigmyWurm: I was thinking a vespa
 BaconL0rdes: Mazda
 mechmagic: 1975
 DaMullet14: SV-1
 Arclight_Dynamo: Bricklin! CanCon!
 NightValien28: was there a car in the blair witch?
  Foxmar320: 2006 Ford Focus 4 door sedan
  r10pez10: that's not a still image is it
 JadedCynic: it's the Briklin
 breadisbest1: b
 ButButTheJesus: mazda?
Dabari49: sv1
 DeM0nFiRe: lol my guess wasnt even one of the optiosn nice
JakeRebadaviaXD: k360?
 NonUniqueGuy: B
 Mcgwee: 2
senkesword: no
  Serifina: Oh my god that's not a still image
 StageMgrRob: Mazda?
 WolfgangCloud: sv1
 azureHaights: Thicc Bricc
Beebopaloobopa: Gotta be a mazda
 jedi_master_zll: Mazda
 drfox17: mazda?
 FacelessManAboutTown: Bricklin
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: mazda
  HatsWearCats: SV-1
 SmithKurosaki: bicklin
bakumoe: 1?
 Argumentable: Yes, I know what these cars ar
 lucha_libro: Beej is looking more like an RE monster
KingKool2099: You guys are getting your money's worth out of that LRR Labs music
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh no I don't have reference images!
 serialtram: ummm
 DigitalSeahorse: b
 ButButTheJesus: woo!
 blip2004: can't breathe
 fcloud: i like that beej has to hold the face, its not just a freeze frame
 allabout90sanime: this is an amazing bit
 Mcgwee: yes!
Master_Gunner: ah, the bricklin
Qvdv: wut
 W_Livi: wow
 HorusFive: WHAT!
 NightValien28: how?
 ranknullity: of course
 CyberColossus: @TheMerricat Wow. i had no idea
Durzostarfire: are we supposed to know these cars
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 DarkNacht: More of that?
 JadedCynic: dang, I don't know my Mazda model numbers
Noy2222: Who?
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 jedi_master_zll: Ha, I got it right, lol.
 fcloud: that was so perfect
ButButTheJesus: Powerp
 Snowcookies: wooo
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 AWildTransgirlAppeared: We are all here for this masterpiece.
 serialtram: ooh
 BaconL0rdes: I don't know how I got that right.
ScuzzyEye: I was going to guess any recent Mazda too.
Coricket: More Beej car faces please
 Electrodyne: Yeah he needs to put both arms up to be a Bricklin
 LPS_97: oint Karaoke
 RockPusher: Mmmm, science twist
 TehAmelie: d-fens! d-fens!
FerociousPeach: graham's face on the cut was very much "well that was a thing"
 JadedCynic: Hi Ian! o/
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 DeM0nFiRe: Ever G-Ian
 ElementalAlchemist: Good background Ian
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 jedi_master_zll: Of course that's his background.
 fastlane250: it's the birthday boy
 sblue333: Aw yea
  amative1: Wait, which of us are Doctors and which are Post-Grads?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Dmc3628: Not wrong
 CranstonSnord: TOO REAL
 SnackPak_: true
 RandomTrivia: 
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: not wrong
 RockPusher: Biology must be stopped!!!
 ContingentCat: accurate
 azninsect: darn biology
NimrodXIV: correct
 A_Dub888: !findquote biology
  LRRbot: Quote #216: "It's all my favourite things, all in one spot: Rainbow world, radioactive materials, and biological guys." —Paul [2015-04-13]
 Haroldholmes25: when is biology not a problem
 RandomTrivia: KITTIES
 serialtram: stop biology
 ryuhimora: THAT BACKGROUND THO
 LPS_97: oh no
 azninsect: we dont think of them ENOUGH
 serialtram: no!
Durzostarfire: Dammit biology
 Thatwasademo: Correct.
 Makrosian_Tae: How long until this devolves into eating ass?
aerobeing: I guessed Mazda, but it looked different from what I was expecting.
Despoiler98: HOW DARE YOU IAN
AjaniOnTheSpot: i mean he's not wrong
 Bratmon: Short notice?  You've been in Grad School for 11 years.
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  amative1: Three Cat Moon
Angreed66: far too little
 RockPusher:   
 iiieye: not enough lips for a bricklin
 serialtram: stop ian!
 RandomTrivia: Ian, as ever, with the topical background
Mal2mad: Cat-lopaaaaa
 sblue333: Ian's delivery is so good
  GDwarf: Or maybe a fish
Spirillosis: I'm thinking about them right now
 NanoWowl: biology inevitably leads to cats
RaklarLS: melty cats 
kusinohki: and yet, I want to think about kitties more
 Thatwasademo: what is that upper right cat
TheAinMAP: Cats!  Those darn cats.
 34Witches: Is that a seal in the corner?
 RockPusher: 
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 Serpens77: "the melty"
 jedi_master_zll: TOO many cat videos on the internet.
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TheMadPunter: HARD NO. Cats are the most bestest. 🐱💜
Durzostarfire: no we dont think about cats enough
 YawnLance: I dislike that cat with human lips
 ContingentCat: 
 fcloud: the tabby, the angry, and the melty
 MTGRanger: One of those may not be a cat
Qvdv: long long is also a good cat species
 BaconL0rdes: Can we take a moment to discuss Ian's greenscreen background?
  amative1: CATegorizing
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Martizz1e: @graham that yellow on the Powerpoint is murdering me
 RandomTrivia: CAT-egorizing?
 kalira77: 
freshmaker__: good old melty
SnowBuddy18: I'm team melty
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 TheMerricat: I think Ian's background is a shot of the Evergreen ship in the Suez Canal 
 fcloud: this is great, it's like LNDF
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 Thatwasademo: Other cats are available
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Spirillosis: oh...
 azninsect: 
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no
 A_Dub888: 
 Edgarware: Oh no
 ButButTheJesus: NO
 GhostValv: oh no
 serialtram: no, they're taking up too little of our time if anything
  amative1: Martizz1e: but it's Karaoke!
 Sogheim: noooo
 underhill33: why
 Moonspeak721: nope not true
 azninsect:   
 NightValien28: no
 Evochron13: IAN NO!
LeeshaJoy: Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with Thinking About Cats?
 Dragonality: Ian, please no
 elquis_merl: IAN NO
 LPS_97: why's the cat making that face
 NonUniqueGuy: oh god no
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ian no
 flatluigi: i prefer my cats constructed
 fcloud: many more cats will soon be available!
 elquis_merl: PLEASE NO
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: ah yes do a principal cat analysis
 MTGRanger: Ian why
 Tangsm: Ian is losing the audience.
 ranknullity: cats: the sum of their parts
 jedi_master_zll: Gentlemen, we're going to make a better cat.
RaklarLS: YES, a concentrated cat!
insane_42: we need to CATogorize them
 Edgarware: WALTER
 TehAmelie: i recognize this art style. i so hope this one will show up https://i.imgur.com/miCPUys.png
Spirillosis: Walter, RUN!
 A_Dub888: !findquote walter
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 BusTed: Kronkite.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: not walter!
 fcloud: for making the biscuits, ian please
 sblue333: Ian is SO good at this holy
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 epsilondelphine: We can rebuild these cats...we have the technology
 azureHaights: Don'tcha know we gotta flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice, flow flow, into the duodenum
 WearingCats_CwC: Front end of cat > back end of cat
Beebopaloobopa: Walter is the international standard cat unit
  Foxmar320: Walter! Run! It's not too late!
 BaconL0rdes: But those are literally not inside the cat.
RockPusher:   
TheMadPunter: So named for John Noble's character from Fringe
RaklarLS: More cat, for less volume
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 predlord890: hello. oh cats
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MaskedBeeX: Nailed that landing
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 LPS_97: Walter! Time for cook!
 Tangsm: Replicat.
LeeshaJoy: Are these Wikihow illustrations?
 underhill33: wet?
TheAinMAP: My sister had a cat Walter.
 electra310: Nice, Ian!
mariomario42: synth time
 Dragonality: help, the laughter is beginning to hurt
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwwwww
  Foxmar320: woah
 azninsect: TOS
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 epsilondelphine: LEWD!
 corpocracy: wet
 ButButTheJesus: GDI
 WearingCats_CwC: oh my
ArdCollider: TOS
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
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 nobodez: I really need to come to Twitch more often
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RockPusher:   
 fcloud: i cant believe he went for the acronym and then nailed it
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 MTGRanger: Ah yes, the W.A.L.T.E.R.
 Brozard: ウォルターさん!!!
 ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie i don't know what i'm looking at there but i like it?
Despoiler98:    
 sblue333: @fcloud ikr?
 ContingentCat: very modest
 TehAmelie: the six genders: cat ponderer, poop looker, weed drinker, sheep briber, communism thinker, and cougar food
 MolaMolaphant: not unlike a forcemeat
 Dragonality: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fcloud: is this also an eva commercial?
 RockPusher:   
 jedi_master_zll: It's a Flerken, it's definitely a Flerken.
 A_Dub888: Too late
 GhostValv: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BaconL0rdes: Quantum kitty of insanity.
 epsilondelphine: squish that cat
 RandomTrivia: *offscreen Graham dying noises*
 RandomTrivia: SQUISH
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
 azninsect: USB-Cat
 ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie ah, of course
 Bratmon: It's pure Crunchberry extract.
 WearingCats_CwC: It's all cheese filled cocktail sausages
Durzostarfire: Im already at insanity
  Foxmar320: wow
kusinohki: is that getting heart beat and such through the tail??
 Snowcookies: uhhh'
 DiscordianTokkan: Squish! That! Cat!
 BaconL0rdes: S Q U I S H T H A T C A T
 Makrosian_Tae: Dammit Ian you got me 
 SnackPak_: good advice
 Gnyrinn: Are they measuring the pressure of the tail?
mariomario42: can I use a CAT6?
 azninsect: squeeeesh
SirLoinOfBeef_: sounds like USB standards
ArdCollider: is that like cat pulse ox?
TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: i both love and hate where this is goin
 34Witches: Don't confuse with CAT-5
 DigitalSeahorse: 
LeeshaJoy: Y'know I never thought about how you measure an animal's blood pressure
naThanathos: Has Ian read Something Positive?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
LuveenW: Not to be confused with CAT5
 sblue333: Oh thank god it's standardized
GhostValv: 
  amative1: USB-Cat is not compatible with the upcoming USB4 standard
Spirillosis: 
 control_rig: Hahahahaha
 serialtram: no!
  Foxmar320: I need to program my cats
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: AHahahahahahahaha
 Cepsys: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarlingPrettyPorpoiseJonCarnage-cSzniOv8by8mUEeL
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jessieimproved: get a job cat
 sblue333: War on cats
 NanoWowl: dying 
 Aenir798: 
 fcloud: put it in a sweater!
 NightValien28: that is a lie
 ContingentCat: story checks out
 DigitalSeahorse: 
head_cannon: Having the rest of the crew's mics be live during these segments makes them even better.
ArdCollider: bold to assume that all of us clothed people are in fact able to work
 PMAvers: Make sure to not plug the USB-C cord into the butt. The connector port *looks* a lot like it, but boy do you not want to clean up the mess.
 margieargie: Does that mean I don't have to work if I don't wear clothing?
 DeM0nFiRe: Man that lined up too well lol
 jedi_master_zll: They need to pay their own pet rent.
 RockPusher:   
Stueywonder:   
 sblue333: At it's cat job, right?
 TheMerricat: WOW that mustache
 epsilondelphine: 
  Foxmar320: Wow that stache
 BusTed: 🚫😺
obionedrop: "That's just a people" 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! The cat's a cop!
 LPS_97: That forehead
 ButButTheJesus: 
Beebopaloobopa: This man is calling the police on himself
 serialtram: ian, you monster!
 Bratmon: How did they get this actual photo of me?
 sblue333: OH GOD that mustache
neb_200:  
  amative1: dat fake mustache
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: snitches get scratches
 fcloud: where did this image come from, holy american how-to site
 PharaohBender27: 
 LPS_97: DAMN
 DeM0nFiRe: oh no
 RandomTrivia: AHHHHHH
 TheMerricat: 
  Foxmar320: Woah 
 ContingentCat: UM
 Moonspeak721: walter's battle mode
TheAinMAP: Wow.
 underhill33: sweet jesus
 epsilondelphine: oh new FFXIV raid boss looks great
TacitusVigil: I'm tired of Ian's anti- cat Ian's propaganda
mariomario42: Walter is going to deck me
 RandomTrivia: C H O N C C
 shurtal: Cat-tain and Commander of the Far Side of the World
 Snowcookies: where did this photo come from
 HorusFive: Cat so CHONC
 Mysticman89: walter eats his wheeaties
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ButButTheJesus: HALP HE HAS THUMBS
 fastlane250: 
  amative1: HULCat
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naThanathos: Ian, this is your thesis defense.
 TehAmelie: that's the mustache you wear to make the gas stop store sell you porn when you're 14
 MTGRanger: Stronk Walter
 margieargie: The cat might skip leg day!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: that cat is fuckin HENCH
AjaniOnTheSpot: Ajani's Pridemate
 WearingCats_CwC: Pamahr-Raht
 TheMerricat: W.A.L.T.E.R.s gonna give it to you.
 Snowcookies: lol dog_of_myth
SirLoinOfBeef_: Cat Remastered
 MTGRanger: Combat Walter
Himyul: a catastrophe?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
LeeshaJoy: r/catmods
 serialtram: walter is an abomination already
MaskedBeeX: Please stop praying for my Walter, he has gotten too strong
 RandomTrivia: Dog_of_Myth 
 predlord890: you son of a grinch im sold
 DeM0nFiRe: @Dog_of_Myth lmao nice
 Tangsm: Voided cat warranty.
 RockPusher: 
 BaconL0rdes: Forget Killer Shark, gimme that Killer Cat
MrGibberish: Ca’app?
 divreon: abolish the Catriarchy
 azninsect: mood.
 TheMerricat: Ian crushed that presentation
 azninsect: 
 Serpens77: Dr Sleepy
 fastlane250: do not fund this man
 RandomTrivia: 
 fcloud: ian is the king
 sblue333: Dr buh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 azninsect: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bratmon: WALTER may contain traces of peanuts, tree nuts, or the exact opposite of milk.
 sblue333: Ian is the reigning champ of Powerpoint Karaoke
mariomario42: WHEW
 TehAmelie: improv difficulty level +1
 azninsect: "I hope" 
Spirillosis: 
TheExplodedGamer: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
 azninsect: "Yes"
  Foxmar320: lol
 RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
 ContingentCat: oh no
 RockPusher:   
 underhill33: apt
TheAinMAP: Wow.
 NightWingMistHawk: Cam just shrinks back
 Evochron13: WEAR YOUR PPE FFS
 62MGcobra: GG
 circusofkirkus: intrusive thoughts
 couldntpickausername: "an entire essay about chemistry... I hope" from someone who defended last year: big mood
 PharaohBender27: COOL BENEFITS
 electra310: Yessss
kusinohki: purr-fect
 RandomTrivia: Gary no!
 A_Dub888: !findquote gary
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Filthwizard1985: I so rarely get to watch this live but I'm up and don't care that the clocks just jumped forward an hour...
 TheMerricat: Gary, such a chat.
 Ravynn: oh Gary
 ButButTheJesus: Coolgenes!
 SnackPak_: that's impressive stock photgraphy
 RockPusher: GDI Gary!
 Baldrash: What happens when the presentation doesn't "Yes, And" you?
 A_Dub888: !card gray merchant
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chaostreader: Chemistry, either scientific or emotional.
 LPS_97: Forbidden Snack
 sblue333: COOL TECHNOLOGY
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
 DiscordianTokkan: GDI Gary
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 Akchipman: I walked into something...this is fine.
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Spirillosis: 
 PharaohBender27: Gary plz
 RandomTrivia: 
 Edgarware: Oh
 azureHaights: SUPERPOWERS! (clang)
 Snowcookies: oh no
 62MGcobra: drink the kool-aid
  Foxmar320: wow her got swole
 epsilondelphine: those are some super powers!
 control_rig: Holy SHIT Gary!
Randoplh: Nice!
 GhostValv: the soul read 
  Foxmar320: he
SirLoinOfBeef_: a true Hydro Homie
 DigitalSeahorse: 
JessKay: vinegar?!
mariomario42: is that horse whisky?
 azninsect: this is paleo 
cyanMu42: Bane drank the sewer water
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BaconL0rdes: "Riddle me this, Batman!" *proceeds to chug gasoline*
 Tangsm: Vinegar Diesel.
 epsilondelphine: *insert The Sports Drink crapshot here*
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
 LadyLockwood92: 'I assume'
 jedi_master_zll: What is that room?
 NanoWowl: it also does that to your basement
 TheAwkes: That man is a Trakov.
SnowBuddy18: I'd do that if I got swole out of it
 RockPusher: 
 azninsect: no  NO NO NO
 sblue333: Ben said drink the cell media
 azureHaights: Nobody knows, because they haven't clicked on those Doctors Hate Her ads
 MTGRanger: I don’t think this man has ever been to chemistry class
Filthwizard1985: Bottoms up
 itomeshi: No, thanks to my dumb brother, we know what drinking white vinegar does!
  amative1: PSA: Do not drink a gallon of vinegar
 TehAmelie: would they like it if you read a whole essay on your thesis defense? i don't know how it works
 DeM0nFiRe: Drink the science stuff!
 SK__Ren: Ben no scoped this karaoke
 ContingentCat: "theoretical" is the word for it Ben
TacitusVigil: ben was immediately arrested
 TheMerricat: The martini on the side....
TheAinMAP: 
KaleidoscopeMind: h y d r a t e
 PMAvers: Committe: "That's not how this works, you need to defend your thesis. Rejected."
 SnackPak_: I like my science neat
 fastlane250: Science Juice
 DigitalSeahorse: I had vinegar on my fries once and threw it up later
SirLoinOfBeef_: chemistry is just bartending
 BaconL0rdes: @Tangsm Give this man a medal. Or a restraining order, either works.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I wonder how Cameron is feeling
  Foxmar320: Crystal Pepsi
 SK__Ren: Is this a presentation on Mixology
 ButButTheJesus: olive these
 RandomTrivia: Olive these?
MaddogM: I think Cam is in the foetal position right now
 Inglonias: hydrogen peroxide is twice as good for you as water
 Field94:  Ben soul read the prompt, I want a rematch
neb_200: water... h2o ben?
cyanMu42: mixing station x drinks station
 DigitalSeahorse: olive the oils
 itomeshi: You GI tract betrays you, and when I called poison control they asked if he was trying to hurt himself, to which I said, no, he's just dumb.
 ihorner: WATER>
 HorusFive: Ouch.  My stomach and pallet
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 RandomTrivia: @ButButTheJesus SpidermanPointing
 sblue333: Alcohol is a cool organic compoud
 Bratmon: Question: How virgin should the olive oil be?
 Thatwasademo: "hydrochloride beverage"
RaklarLS: I had a teacher with a lisp because he decided to pipette chloridric acid with his mouth. Smart man.
 sheqesi: Lets not and say we did
  Foxmar320: That looks safe
 jedi_master_zll: The laundry juice?
 DiscordianTokkan: UNDistill it, as in, mix it
 azninsect: im calling the police
 TehAmelie: hey it's the truck that gace Daredevil his mutant powers
Spirillosis: Hhaahaa
cyanMu42: return to crude oil
 TheMerricat: Chat, Ben jokes but 1 cup of vinegar mixed into two gallons of grape coolaid isn't that bad.
 RandomTrivia: BEN NO!
 TehAmelie: gave
 SnackPak_: 
 ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia AtSpiderman
 GhostValv: D:
 DigitalSeahorse: NOPE
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
 serialtram: ben is a supervillain now
 azninsect: ben im calling the police
 PharaohBender27: @RaklarLS 
  Foxmar320: NOPE
 azninsect: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 fcloud: he's killing someone, serge i think
 fastlane250: complete global saturation
 Cepsys: go on!
TacitusVigil: been is just proposing bio terrorism now
mariomario42: oh no
 ButButTheJesus: NOPE
 serialtram: and i'm up for it
  amative1: Isn't this the premise of like a dozen 90s TV shows
 Moonspeak721: is this a super villain conference? first the cats now this
 azninsect: ben NO
 azninsect: NO
 A_Dub888: 
TheAinMAP:  
 samwisep86: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
freshmaker__: yeah drink science juice!
 Armstrong11139: I like the gradual slide to supervillain plot here
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Inglonias: 
 DigitalSeahorse: nah
 samwisep86: !venga
  LRRbot: This is not a Venga Bus of honor. No interstate free disco is commemmorated here. No traffic lights are burning here. The danger is to the body, if you like to party.
Beebopaloobopa: Look, I read Rogue Trooper. It doesn't end well. Okay, I haven't read it but they *are* blue.
 sblue333: All ben neeeds to add is a *hic* to his sentences lmao
 DiscordianTokkan: Need to get me a Science Drank
 corefluxx: 
 PMAvers: "I mean, have you seen My Hero Academia? That's so rad, isn't it?"
 herph: standing ovation
 MTGRanger:    
sblue333: Ethanol is a chemistry
cyanMu42: 'Further research is required'
TheMadPunter: WELL DONE Ben 😎👏
 DeM0nFiRe: 
mariomario42: omg
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 ButButTheJesus: ben yes
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha, Ben
 serialtram: ben is syndrome from the incredibles
 34Witches: Wow, that !venga command
 RockPusher: 
 TehAmelie: excellent hair Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheArchitectX: Is Ben applying to Umbrella Corp?
 sblue333: Clap Clap
Filthwizard1985: Ben's outro was great
 Inglonias: pantalones, ben
FanboyBryan: *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
 Gascitygaming: Ben just no scoping everything tonight
 jedi_master_zll: @Moonspeak721 Yeah I can see this as D list villain loan applications.
 Uzumaki15: on the one hand: superpowers, on the other horrible agonizing death
  Bengineering: SHIT, MY PANTS!
 NanoWowl: c'mon physics
TheMadPunter: O Beej, dat hare...
 LadyLockwood92: Ben's army of atomic supermen will conquer the wordl.
  mowdownjoe: Beej has that perfect mad-science hair.
  Foxmar320: lol Bengineering
 ryuhimora: !venga
  LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
naThanathos: Oh no, not your pants.
 azninsect: physics!
99dcwolf: Lol Ben
 DeM0nFiRe:  
SkylerRingtail: That wasn't intentional Ben?!
 Inglonias: @bengineering what pants.
 fcloud: beej's hair is making an aggressive move
 NanoWowl: called it 
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 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: @Bengineering SHIT
insane_42: is this Checkpoint? XD
 A_Dub888: Beej the copy room closed down 5 years ago
 iris_of_ether: 
TacitusVigil: is this how beej became a love doctor?
 ContingentCat: wow only 5 years?
cyanMu42: I was in the copy room... and another one of me was there.
  amative1: A five-year presentation? Dis gonna be gud
insane_42: Chillpoint
 LadyLockwood92: 2 years everywhere else.
 azninsect: oh.
 fcloud: goose
 azureHaights: How long we been studying here? Five years? Five years of shitting physics!
neb_200: UMMMM
TheAinMAP: Hmm.
 LPS_97: That's a blown mind
 fcloud: wow this image really says it all
 RockPusher: ♫ Under pressure … ♫
TheMadPunter: Under pressure....
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 DiscordianTokkan: @Bengineering I Like shorts! They're comfy to wear!
mariomario42: that's a good way to show pressure
 sblue333: This is accurate to physics professors. Can confirm.
 JessKay: pressing down on you?
 fcloud: i want these images in rotation as my desktop background
  amative1: @TheMadPunter pushing down on me, pressing down on you
TheMadPunter: @RockPusher Gaaah, beat me to the punch 😛
SirLoinOfBeef_: distilling whisky here
TacitusVigil: too real
 LPS_97: The fire of hell
 Feriority: Now that I think about it, I had a high school physics teacher with hair kind of like Beej's
 fcloud: feel the gases pushing out
RunningMonkeys: too real
 TehAmelie: i've been told the regular atmospheric pressure on our heads is like 3000 kg. wild
TacitusVigil: too too real
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun any chance the link to these presentations could be made public later on? 
 DeM0nFiRe: What is that child doing
 PMAvers: Time to Beej just launching himself out the window to escape?
 DigitalSeahorse: yup, arthritis is a real 
 PharaohBender27:  Under pressure! Pushing down on me, pushing down on you 
freshmaker__: is this vaping?
 sblue333: Is that kid inhaling hydrogen?
  amative1: Doctor Party!
 jedi_master_zll: How to reinflate your child.
kusinohki: grade school physics experiments??
 fastlane250: The PhD make place
insane_42: @DeM0nFiRe Whip its if I had to guess
 TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 do not start me singing queen....
 Bratmon: This experiment got an "A+" from the IRB.
 TehAmelie: that man is dead now
naThanathos: Oh god.
 RockPusher: Too Real!!!!
 azninsect: oh, thats cheap
 TehAmelie: (i'm assuming)
 JessKay: too real!
 control_rig: Oh no it's getting too real
 jedi_master_zll: Too real.
TacitusVigil: yep
 sblue333: Too real!
  mowdownjoe: TOO REAL
 DiscordianTokkan: Extremely real
  Foxmar320: oh no
an_asp: Beej it hurts
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
 DiscordianTokkan: OH GOD
 MTGRanger: Oh no
TheAinMAP: Beej.
naThanathos: Um.. Ethics Department
 MTGRanger: Too real
 GhostValv: not again!
 sblue333: UHHH
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat How about singing David Bowie? 
 couldntpickausername: it took me 8 years, this is too real
 DigitalSeahorse: wait what
 MTGRanger:    
insane_42: Welcome to FeedDump
 fcloud: is beej selling "slightly drunk" throughout this presentation
 Mysticman89: its a choice between griffiths and jackson. and in the end there is no choice
 serialtram: ummm....
 MTGRanger: 
 Tangsm: Ah, the Up thesis.
 RockPusher: Brown from the sky!
TheAinMAP: 
 Bratmon: Cycle fluids.
KaleidoscopeMind: Can you show me the human subjects paperwork?
 sblue333: @naThanathos Nobody respects the philosophy department until it's too late
 DeM0nFiRe: k
 PharaohBender27: NO NO NO
 ButButTheJesus: GAH
spiffinn: i like griffiths
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Spirillosis: 
 azninsect: BEEJ
 NanoWowl: i thought this was physics not biology
 ryuhimora: WOW
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 SkylerRingtail: TEETH
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 Serpens77: BEEJ
 A_Dub888:   
CanvasWolfDoll: no
mariomario42: uh
 LPS_97: NO BEEJ
  Foxmar320: wow
 JadedCynic: Derek?  Is that you?
 serialtram: 
 PharaohBender27: NNNNOOOOOOOOO\
 iris_of_ether: B E E J
head_cannon: hahaha
 HorusFive:  ?
 NanoWowl: oh nooooooooo
 sblue333: 
 GhostValv: 
 azninsect: toobs
SirLoinOfBeef_: Experience Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LadyLockwood92: I went to get a drink and came back to this...
  Serifina: Okay, this is getting too real
  Serifina: 
 sblue333:   
 underhill33: oh god oh no
 fcloud: these IMAGES though
 Inglonias: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
 sblue333: tooo real
 JohnLockeCole: Really blowing them away eh?
 TehAmelie: so many air conditions
 Thatwasademo: knuckles_ohno dot wav
 RandomTrivia: Oh good lord
 NavelWarfare: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
 TheWooglie: 
 MTGRanger: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
 ButButTheJesus: the brown thrumming
 PharaohBender27: @LadyLockwood92 I . . . I am so sorry
 PMAvers: So... yeah, still not that far off from most physics departments.
 RandomTrivia: M O O
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 TheMerricat: Spherical Cow!
mariomario42: hahhaha
Spirillosis: Hahahaha
 azninsect: 
 RockPusher:   
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
HundreydAundre: Brakes....B R A K E S! ! !
MaskedBeeX: I'm ded
 sblue333: My god is this real
 HorusFive: 
 Mysticman89: consider a spherical cow. now extrapolate to a cow shaped cow.
 JadedCynic: oh man, I used to love the campus steam tunnels - so privacy
 TehAmelie: wow, that cow is aerodynamically optimized
an_asp: Oh no, this is too real
TacitusVigil: yeah, this was pretty much my dissertation defense
   LoadingReadyRun: Images provided by  
 azninsect: the aggies 
 Snowcookies: Beej omg this acting
 LadyLockwood92: @PharaohBender27 I don't believe you.
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: cow-in-a-wind-tunnel is such a great name
Creature_Comforts: Aerodynamics of a cow
  amative1: Physics!
MaskedBeeX: "I PUT A COW INTO A WIND TUNNEL"
mariomario42: aggies
 LadyLockwood92: What cow?
Unpronounceable: That's not a spherical cow in a vaccuum
 epsilondelphine:  <- checks out yeah
 Snowcookies: Thanks Alex for these
 DiscordianTokkan: Dang, not much airflo on the udders, I'd expect there'd be an eddy current
 serialtram: lmfao
Beebopaloobopa: MY COW
 lirazel64: Too real.
AjaniOnTheSpot: oooh, Dovescape!
 ButButTheJesus: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
 JessKay: @LoadingReadyRun oh that explains a lot
Beebopaloobopa: MY BIRDS
 jedi_master_zll: Lol, we stole the UT mascot and put it in a wind tunnel.
 azninsect: hahahahahaha
  Foxmar320: hahaaa
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 LPS_97: haaahaaa
 samwisep86: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
 jessieimproved: ahahahaha
 BusTed: BTLC
tastymcnuggett: What the hell is going on
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 Inglonias: oh god please stop
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 DeM0nFiRe: Hmm yes fizzix
 PharaohBender27: @LadyLockwood92 
 fcloud: total recall i believe
 PMAvers: "let's all go vape"
 sblue333: My school is not having spring break, and I feel like I've heard this already lmao
 Bratmon: The weird part is that he got scooped on this experiment.
insane_42: told you, whip-its
 itomeshi: Beej is in Big Trouble (in Little China)
 DiscordianTokkan: In conclusion, BREATHE
 DigitalSeahorse: air in a can
 JadedCynic: good segue Beej, I thought of Real Genius the moment you said "turn it into a <thing> gun"
 sblue333: That good O2
 DarkNacht: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #963: "I keep playing with these things down between my legs." —Beej [2015-10-26]
 electra310: In conclusion, huff paint.
 sblue333: lmao
 TheMerricat: Huffing febreez
 JessKay: in conclusion, beej is not okay
 BaconL0rdes: I thought that I had successfully REMOVED that image from my nightmares, but apparently I was the one in the wrong.
 azureHaights: Physics-Beej needs a hug
mariomario42: that was deep
  Foxmar320: Wow I need a break after that
tensionheadtv: TLDR: Whipits
 azninsect: incredible
 W_Livi: Wow
 TehAmelie: thesis status: defended
 Mr_Horrible: "The Gang becomes concerned about Beej"
SnowBuddy18: in conclusion, Beej
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
  Foxmar320: LOL
 TheMerricat: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: edsel
 eshplode:  //
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, Dodge Neon
Snowcookies: lol not again
  amative1: =D
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 Edgarware: oh this could be anything
 Gascitygaming: 50s corvette?
 azninsect: bmw m3
AjaniOnTheSpot: Lightning MacQueen
 JadedCynic: nah
 PigmyWurm: JEEP?
HundreydAundre: I need a Card Smell! Adults Gaught TWO DAMN HIGHeeee
TacitusVigil: congratulations... doctor beej
 RandomTrivia: That's definitely a pickup
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: DAMN Beej. Bussing great work there
 NathanJay_GA: Mazda 3?
 DigitalSeahorse: rolls roice
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedScrumptiousPeafowlBigBrother-hBSFrcjj1YcRuC_-
 lirazel64: Wow...
 JessKay: HAH
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
SirLoinOfBeef_: Y O O T
naThanathos: Uh huh
 ryuhimora: Ute????
 azninsect: ute
Mal2mad: 
 ButButTheJesus: UTE
 HorusFive: Alfa romeo- guessing 1980something
 JadedCynic: UTE
  mowdownjoe: Toyota Camera?
  Serifina: What the heck is a yute????
 kais58: all of the above?
 GhostValv: 2015
 fcloud: there is so much attention to detail on these. love the color grading
 WolfgangCloud: 2015
 ninjitsumonkey: 1997
 spethycakes: 2010 Mazda3 was my guess
Earthenone: i think its the ford f-150
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 97?
tensionheadtv: 1997
 BaconL0rdes: definitely 2015
freshmaker__: Ute - Utility Vehicle.
 Edgarware: hmmm 1979
head_cannon: Wow, this brings me back to the Talk Like A Pirate Day educational film.
 BusTed: 97
Forgotten_Sanity: 1997
 Tangsm: 3 yoots.
 ButButTheJesus: 1997?
 SmithKurosaki: 97
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: it's the ford f-150
 TheMerricat: LOL
  Foxmar320: 2006 ford focus
 MrSaturdayNite: 2015 Honda Civic
 drfox17: the answer is yes
 flatluigi: i think it's the ford f-150
 Bratmon: 1997
 RockPusher: '97
 jedi_master_zll: 2015
TheExplodedGamer: oh obviously the '97 Ford F-150
 LPS_97: 1997
 azureHaights: Whichever year Ian was driving
 Mr_Whyt: 79
 InquisitorGaia: 1997
 DeM0nFiRe: 1997 2ez
mariomario42: 2015
 geldaran: trick question?
 NonUniqueGuy: 1979
 corefluxx: Beej dissertation  was so good
 JadedCynic: yeah, 2015 - they got more chrome on the grill
Beebopaloobopa: Oooh, I'm going to go with the 2015
 JessKay: 1997
CanvasWolfDoll: 79?
TheMadPunter: I'm going to say 2015
 Inglonias: 12
 DigitalSeahorse: all 3
bakumoe: 97
 DarkNacht: 79
ris_bl00dlord: i think its a ford f 150
 RandomTrivia: @Serifina It's the aussie term for a pickup
BubbaRad: f-150
Talin06: all 3
 Electrodyne: da two youts
 TehAmelie: eh, just ford it
TacitusVigil: none of the above
7gorobei: 97
 Favre_Studios: ute, for utility vehicle
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Serifina Aussie Chevette.
 JadedCynic: 77?
chaotic_good_ferret: 79
 LadyLockwood92: All of them?
sharkfinnigan: 79’ easy
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ute is auzzie slang for utility vehicle
 BaconL0rdes: I...
 FacelessManAboutTown: It's definite the f150
 azninsect: mid smile
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
tensionheadtv: doesnt even say the year XD
 LPS_97: OK
 JadedCynic: beej don't sell yourself short like that
 RockPusher: Such a punchable ute
 DiscordianTokkan: Yessss! Highlights!
 drfox17: highlights!
 Snowcookies: lol I didn't realize chat was playing along
Noy2222: What?
 JessKay: highlights!
Nymo: oh hi
 LPS_97: So we all got it right?
 DarkNacht: Its shocking how easy it is to tell the year by the face he makes
NimrodXIV: highlights!
 DigitalSeahorse: I was right xD
  Serifina: GDI Aussie why must you have weird names for things
 flatluigi: highlights!
 gualdhar: WHAT YEAR WAS IT?!?
  amative1: Oh Hi-lights!
 TehAmelie: ah, we're back in Ash Lake
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 PharaohBender27: Hightlights!
 JadedCynic: highlight reel!
 NanoWowl: highlights?
 TheMerricat: Highlights!
sivakrytos: it's actually just north america's most popular vehicle
 Mysticman89: suddenly talking sim
  Serifina: Highlights!
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 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: BODIED
 fcloud: good move. the ol' Discord Deafen
 HorusFive: Get in the highlights Cam
 JadedCynic: @gualdhar that was the 70's f150 by the pic
 Phailhammer: Serifina More like why don't you use the *normal* name. 
 azureHaights: @gualdhar 150. BC.
 sblue333: He wasn't laughing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 RockPusher:   
Gizmoloid: I wonder how Beej would fit in a Ute Muster? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ute_muster
  Serifina: @Phailhammer In what world is a TRUCK a YUTE?! 
 TehAmelie: stagger savin in for cowards, and Stalker players
  Foxmar320: Graham the absolute monster
Spirillosis: you monster
 sblue333: Graham
 Serpens77: STOP STOP They're already DEAD
Djc_9: yuck
 sblue333: woooooow
 RockPusher: Rude! 
 Moonspeak721: truly history's greatest monster
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: Note about highlights - these are from last week. Judging by how Live is the last Saturday of the month, it will always be the "highlights released a week before" until May's episode
 ButButTheJesus: i mean we're not playing to lose
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, Horsemanship
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 azninsect: what a concept
Earthenone: ahh the horsemanship joke
 JadedCynic: @Serifina in Australia "UTE" utility truck
 Phailhammer: Serifina Actually, technically a pickup truck and a ute are different, IIRC. A ute is built on a car chassis.
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  Serifina: And just what does "UTE" stand for?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: something something horse's a**
 Serpens77: "for no reason"
 DiscordianTokkan: @Serifina Utility
 RandomTrivia: "Utility Vehicle"
 MTGRanger: Ahhh horsemanship
HundreydAundre: Soap, All horrors?
  Serifina: @Phailhammer ...Ford F150's are not built on a car chassis though
 TheMerricat: "utility vehicle What's a ute? A utility vehicle, though the term has a different connotation down under. Simply put, it is a pickup based on a sedan -- a car with a cargo bed."
Spirillosis: 
 JadedCynic: Utility Truck (the 'e' is pronounced but not in the initilism
SnowBuddy18: @Serifina Ute Te E
 Serpens77: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: Heather yes
 NightValien28: heather brain too big
  Serifina: @DiscordianTokkan ...Utility Truck... what? 
 Electrodyne: Two Yoots???
  unarmedoracle: what am i even talking about
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheMerricat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ute_(vehicle)
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahha
 JadedCynic: @Serifina technically the Australian 'Ute' is a 'el camino'
shadowmaster132: my undesrstanding of america is that most "pickup trucks" are what we'd call utes
 RandomTrivia: 
 fastlane250: alex's manic laughter fills me with life
  Foxmar320:   
 DigitalSeahorse: I may have clipped the calpis
  Foxmar320: More fire!
HundreydAundre: I tooth, wills two dye.
RockPusher:   
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ute is actually Youths if My Cousin Vinny taught me anything
 RandomTrivia: The Skygrid stream was excellent for clips
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: 
 DiscordianTokkan: @Serifina I've only heard it as "Ute is short for Utility" as in it's a Utility vehicle. 
 Phailhammer: Serifina I'm not the one who called it a ute in the video. 
 RandomTrivia: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Bladinus: D:
 LPS_97: 
 azninsect: D:
  Serifina: (For the record, folks, I'm being silly - local slang is always silly)
  Foxmar320:   
Despoiler98: too late
 TehAmelie: no one will know
 azninsect: 
Despoiler98: SO MUCH FIRE
 PharaohBender27: Don't we all scream that way when suddenly falling, though?
 NightValien28: infinite fire
 JessKay: everything is fire
head_cannon: It's the gift that keeps on giving.
 fastlane250: reminds me of beta fire spread, good times
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 ButButTheJesus: FIRE
 RandomTrivia: Good old doFireTick 
HundreydAundre: lrrFINE
 NightValien28: three pro minecraft streamer, not one went to get water 
 CaptainSpam: Such greedy hubris.
 Dragonality: Hubris!
 RockPusher:   
 MTGRanger:   
HundreydAundre: Welp, Eyes tried.
 SnackPak_: 
 Snowcookies: 
 TehAmelie: fire: the gift that keeps giving until the end of your life
 Dragonality: 
 Phailhammer: Serifina But, yeah, my point earlier is that people often use "ute" and "pickup truck" interchangible, when I believe it's technically not correct.
 HorusFive: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fcloud: this gets funnier every time
 azureHaights: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: So much  , so much hubris
  Foxmar320: 
 RandomTrivia: This was truly amazing to behold
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 azninsect: Greeeeeeeeed
 TheMerricat: @Phailhammer it depends if they are down under or not.
 ButButTheJesus: awww Tappy 
 azninsect: 
 eshplode: 
 Dragonality: He's all thunbs
 Serpens77: that Tappy laugh
 JessKay: unlimited hubris
  Serifina: @Phailhammer People mix up vehicle terms *all the time*.
 Snowcookies: bad luck
 NightValien28: rng is broken
 azninsect: that Tappy laugh though omg XD
 RandomTrivia: Tappy's laugh is precious
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: 
 NightValien28: thanks ada
HundreydAundre: No longer horror, apparently
 Electrodyne: FREEDOM
  amative1: "No thank you, I already have one"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Serpens77: gee, what a GREAT IDEA Ada
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: No, Adam, you need the rocket launcher with the RED warhead.
  Foxmar320: Yessss James
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HorusFive: James- actual monster
 PharaohBender27: No pizza for you, Serge!
 RockPusher:   
Despoiler98:    
HundreydAundre: Get'mm SON!
 JessKay: GET'M
 azninsect: get em?
 JadedCynic: I guess Australian (like most world markets) don't have a personal ownership of lorries, and thus there IS no 'pickup truck' market and the closest thing to a US pickup truck in Australia IS the 'ute'???
Despoiler98: GET EM
HundreydAundre: Goin' GET!
 Snowcookies: lol wut
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: Escape from Tarkov, AKA: Ass Stabbing Simulator
 ButButTheJesus: OH THE HUMANITY
 LPS_97: He's using the butt end of the knife
 RandomTrivia: *Ooh* *Ugh* *Ahh* *Oof*
  Foxmar320: The jumps always kill you
 NightValien28: morlock?
 DiscordianTokkan: It sure does
 Phailhammer: JadedCynic Yeah, we don't really have pickup trucks here.
  Foxmar320: RE4 is so bad lol
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: OK, so for those that saw the knife kill live, was that a scav or a player?
HundreydAundre: Owwww, that jump.
 JohnLockeCole: That game is so good
 jedi_master_zll: As a Warlock main, the jumps still kill me plenty.
 azninsect: perfect Adam reaction
 RandomTrivia: G A M E D E S I G N
 flatluigi: re4 is a great, real dumb game
 NightValien28: if it makes adam laughs like that is the best game
Spirillosis: wow
Nymo: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 given they weren't fighting back I have to assume it was AI
 JessKay: oh
 TehAmelie: hmm, i think Denmark is pretty unique with its model of publicly owned cars
 JadedCynic: 19 knife strikes in the back, and  he still didn't die - I guess body armor is even better for knives rather than bullets?
head_cannon: It does feel bad having one of the greatest games of all time being slagged on like that.
 Dragonality: woof
 Snowcookies: facepalm
Micsig: @PharaohBender27 player
 Serpens77:   
 CaptainSpam: Man, good ol' CJ.
 RandomTrivia: Jenny LeClue was a truly wonderful game
 TheMerricat: never mind....
  Foxmar320: Cam yess!
 JadedCynic: Dammit CJ all you had to to was give her a birthday card...
 ButButTheJesus: Thanks, Rasputin!
HundreydAundre: Leon Fro-Gaught his Aviators.
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 JessKay: 
 CaptainSpam: ROGER
 RockPusher: Roger!
 azninsect: come on
 ButButTheJesus: 
 A_Dub888: COMEON
 flatluigi: cmon roger cmon cmon
 RandomTrivia: Come on!
HammerTheWise: C'mon!
 PharaohBender27: C'MON!
 LPS_97: Come on come on ok
 DeM0nFiRe: OK!
 NightValien28: okay
 MTGRanger: Oh this ones good
  Foxmar320: Perfect
 34Witches: Come on, Roger!
 azureHaights: GIVE IM THE BALL! don't give 'im the ball OOOOOH
 RandomTrivia: Wheeeeee!
HundreydAundre: This was a gmod skit once.
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 fcloud: chris! roger! chris! cmon! ok!
 RockPusher:   
 MTGRanger: Ooh there’s a ball! Guardian down
HundreydAundre: COME ON!
TheAinMAP: 
ANeMzero: I love how every co-op game of RE5 inevitably devolves to "COME ON" spam
 JessKay: 
 azninsect: 
 NanoWowl: James Turner, Fall Guy
 ButButTheJesus: PAUL
 BusTed: 
 JadedCynic: dammit 
 serialtram: Paul.
 A_Dub888: 
 Snowcookies: 
 TehAmelie: 'moan, to the Scots
 DiscordianTokkan: Hronk
TheAinMAP: Bonk.
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: 
  Foxmar320: Yessss Adam yesssss
 JessKay: release
 RandomTrivia: Adam pls
Serpens77: clocks
 JadedCynic: well brought-up Adam\
HundreydAundre: B E L C H ' D
 SnackPak_: 
 JadedCynic: 
  amative1: Wait... THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
 DiscordianTokkan: "Hello!"
 flatluigi: 8D
  Foxmar320: Hello lol
 TehAmelie: that was a spectacular burp
 azninsect: hiiiii
 serialtram: helloo
 control_rig: That helmet hahahah
 Dragonality: Hello fellow humans!
 PharaohBender27: Fun fact:  "whoops"d several more buoys
 LPS_97: Hi am human
 HorusFive: Derp
 DeM0nFiRe: h e l l o
 Snowcookies: oh my
 azninsect: hello 
 A_Dub888: "hello"
HundreydAundre: When the tick T O K:
 JadedCynic: and segue into....AN ACTUAL SACRILIDGE 
 TehAmelie: hellooo!
 Feriority: Wow I need to start playing Destiny again
 azninsect: daaaaaamn XD
 RandomTrivia: 
HundreydAundre: Slamm'd Graham
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: Destiny is very good right now.
 DiscordianTokkan: 
  Foxmar320: Graham is savage
 JessKay: that man is meat now
 JadedCynic: \o/
Despoiler98:    
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NavelWarfare: 
 RandomTrivia: \o/
 HorusFive: 
 GhostValv: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 A_Dub888:   
 RockPusher:   
HundreydAundre: Fe l L. . ..
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
 Bladinus: 
Nymo: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 laikagoat:   
 Nigouki: 
 PharaohBender27: \o/
 ladylinzington:   
 azninsect: 
 NightValien28: 
 TemporallyAwry: 
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: 
LPS_97: 
 TehAmelie: that man stumbled and exploded. take lesson
 Electrodyne:     
TheAinMAP: 
 Argumentable:  
ANeMzero:  
 JadedCynic: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: "serge"
 RockPusher: Roger!
 flatluigi: chris! roger!
Nymo: ROGER
 A_Dub888: CHRIS
Spirillosis: 
 fcloud: im gonna say it: nobody has more fun on-stream than ben + adam
 JessKay: Chris!
  amative1: Chris! Roger! Shawn!
 NonUniqueGuy: ROGER
 PharaohBender27: My name is ROGER, dammit!
 JadedCynic: Oveur
 sblue333: Don't Fear! It's sErGe
 Serpens77: Rocky! Bullwinkle!
Gizmoloid: JASON
 control_rig: I don't know why that killed me so much
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 PipeSmokingOwl: Roger
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 A_Dub888: Chris! Roger! DONKEY!
ANeMzero: I am so happy the nope boys played RE5 correctly
 TehAmelie: it's Sheva, Chris
 Feriority: PandaWeedMaster
 azureHaights: Trivia MurdLRR Party
HundreydAundre: Next lvl
Snowcookies: omg
  Foxmar320: Thats just normal Graham voice
 RandomTrivia: If you ever wanted to sound like Dangerous Dale, that's how it's done 
 JessKay: Graham breaking himself with the voice effects is still so good
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: talking simulator with bromium/helium
 HorusFive: He's SO GOOD at that
 serialtram: juxtaposition!
 DiscordianTokkan: It's STILL impressive Wheeler did that
 fcloud: oh this line is killer
 A_Dub888: H A N D
HundreydAundre: Opponent: ....Y E S.
 JessKay: H A N D
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wheeler's sound effects are so good
 Feriority: In your haaand, in your haaaand, zombie
 SK__Ren: Is this Jackbox Murder Party now?
 PharaohBender27: What is in your HAAAAAND
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ButButTheJesus: HAND
 LPS_97: H H H A N  D D D
Nymo: 
 RandomTrivia: Speaking of hands 
 DiscordianTokkan: H A N D Y H A N D
NrgSpoon: we discovered a haaAAAAAAAND
 MTGRanger: H A N D
 A_Dub888: !findquote hand
  LRRbot: Quote #823: "I've been saving the left hand for this..." —Heather [2015-10-09]
 sblue333: Hannnndddss
Despoiler98: YES
 JadedCynic: it's a GoXLR - and it's a great audio mixer in addition to those fx, but it's expensive AND it's rare as hen's teeth right now in the market
 Thatwasademo: haaaaaAAAAaaand
 serialtram: yes
HundreydAundre: More hands
 TheMerricat: 🤝
 PharaohBender27: I love how  thematically links highlights clips like that
 DiscordianTokkan: "Hello!"
 Electrodyne: vecna
  Foxmar320: Hello lol
 TehAmelie: a lotta baloths in here
 serialtram: helloo!
 DeM0nFiRe: h e l l o
 JessKay: Hello!
HundreydAundre: Rapid Button Hand
 LPS_97: Hello
 MTGRanger: M O A R hands
 azninsect: hello!
Despoiler98: Helloooo
Terradana: 8D
 azureHaights: henlo
 Serpens77: hello!
 BusTed: 🤓
 JadedCynic: DERP LOL
 Favre_Studios: hello
 JadedCynic: d'awwww
  amative1: <resigned> ...a hug
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
 JadedCynic: item rarity
 serialtram: 
 PharaohBender27: DB2019!
 azninsect: the resignation
 serialtram: 
 azninsect: "a hug"
 DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, Brown
 JessKay: pardon
  Foxmar320: Whats a hug again?
 JadedCynic: I'm sorry, WHAT?
 RandomTrivia: WELL-AGED BROWN
HundreydAundre: James' Hugs:.... Priceless.
  Foxmar320: I don't remember
naThanathos: Thanks Cam.
 azninsect: CAM
EricTheOrange: well aged BROWN
 serialtram: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
 Argumentable: Brown town
 TehAmelie: not even at Desert Bus with all the feelings ridin' high?
NimrodXIV: "well aged brown" makes me laugh so much
 DigitalSeahorse: I gave someone a clover named Lucky Hug in MC
 Favre_Studios: I don't want a brown
 A_Dub888: !findquote number
  LRRbot: Quote #2131: "I can't be expected to know all the numbers that there could possibly be." —Paul [2016-03-21]
r2gamer2: what game was that bonus stream?
 PharaohBender27:  literally was challenged to hug James in DB2019 and did it!
Spirillosis: Hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: Freedom!
 ButButTheJesus: FREEDOM
 LPS_97: Sheriff is in town
 RandomTrivia: @r2gamer2 Magic Legends beta
 fcloud: @r2gamer2 the mtg diablo clone
 TheMerricat: I'm fairly certain I remember someone donating money at DB specifically for Serge to hug James.
r2gamer2: Thanks!
 Diabore: @r2gamer2 magic legends, magic themed mmo
 Dragonality: Get forked
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm upset there wasn't a super-cut of Adam and Ben yelling Freedom from that stream
kusinohki: she tried to kill me with a forklift!
 CaptainSpam: She triiiiied to kill them with a forklift!  Olé!
 RandomTrivia: Smells like Control
  amative1: inb4 jump scare
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 azninsect: 
HundreydAundre: SOOPh'd
 serialtram: 
 Serpens77: Heather with the facts
 RandomTrivia: Dammit Cori!
 Favre_Studios: 
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 TehAmelie: come on, Cori doesn't TRY to kill anyone with a forklift. she's friggin Yoda with a forklift
HundreydAundre: Timing seems "OOF"
MaddogM: the full clip they do mention desert bus as being an exception
Spirillosis: 
  Foxmar320: lol
HundreydAundre: lawl
 RandomTrivia: "surprise!"
Snowcookies: wow Cori
 JadedCynic: SURPRISE!
 LadyLockwood92: I picked up Jenny LeClue, I'm looking forward to going back once I've finished to check out Heather's playthrough.
 Favre_Studios: desert bus as an exeption to what?
 fcloud: this is #1 clip of the week
 JadedCynic: "Hey, what're you guys doing up there?" PEEK
 PharaohBender27: @MaddogM Ah, good to know! 
 JessKay: bye ben
 azninsect: incredible framing
 Electrodyne: Junimo time
HundreydAundre: Ben playing Minecraft:
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Ahhh.
 flatluigi: AAAAAAAAA
 A_Dub888: AAAAA
 RandomTrivia: AAAAAAAAAAA
 azninsect: AAAAAAAA
Despoiler98: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
head_cannon: This eternal scream is amazing.
Nymo:  AAA
 azureHaights: Welcome to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shift
 TehAmelie: AA
 ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
 PharaohBender27: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Terradana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 serialtram: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ani_laurel: "We're a team"
 DeM0nFiRe: AAAAA
 HorusFive: A
 MyrddintheWizard: aaaaaaaaaaa
micerule: AAAAAAAAAAAA
 LPS_97: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 iris_of_ether: AAAAA
  amative1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: a
  Foxmar320: I need this as a ring tone
 RandomTrivia: Jenny has quite the set of lungs
 Phailhammer: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Favre_Studios: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 serialtram: mood
TheAinMAP:   
 Favre_Studios: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Creature_Comforts: AAAAAAAAAAA
 DiscordianTokkan: 
MaddogM: @Favre_Studios hugging, or not hugging
 JadedCynic: segue! 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
  amative1: pfft
MTGRanger: AAAAAAAAA
 Karfsma778: some say they're still screaming to this day
ANeMzero: it's gonna cut back to the scream isn't it
 AWildTransgirlAppeared: #mood
 RockPusher:    
 BusTed: frrt
 Favre_Studios: aw
 serialtram: poot
chaostreader: !findquote scream
 RockPusher:  
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: The hiney hiccup!
 SnackPak_: 
 LPS_97: Fart joke
 ButButTheJesus: pfft
TheAinMAP: 
 NightValien28: pootpootpoot
  Foxmar320: woah
 flatluigi: X_X
 JadedCynic: QUITTER! 
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 azninsect: nobody.
 azninsect: no one.
 epsilondelphine: 
 TehAmelie: and then Jenny died
hexingale: oop
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Despoiler98: welp
 PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia She's been doing that Primal Scream Therapy, you know? 
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 HorusFive: 
 Armstrong11139: But nobody came.
 RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 
TheAinMAP: 
 LPS_97: got there
Snowcookies: omg Funko
 RockPusher: 
 azninsect: ice cream from BC to Perth is gonna take a while
 MTGRanger: Lol finjo
 Karfsma778: sounds about right
 azninsect: also itll have to quarantine for 14 days 
Despoiler98: HEY GRAHAM
 MTGRanger: Funko*
Nymo: mreow
 RandomTrivia: Hey, Graham...
  Foxmar320: Hold on I gotta DM Graham
  Serifina: meow
 Gnyrinn: Of course the statement is not taking questions.
 DiscordianTokkan: Meow! 
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 JadedCynic: @azninsect better than EU to SE Asia
 TehAmelie: cold freight is possible, but expensive, as the vaccine has taught us
Spirillosis: 
  amative1: Jokes on Funko, he'll be buying the ice cream in Canada and shipping it to Australia
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 LPS_97: @azninsect unless you pack the package with a shitload of ice pack
 flatluigi: again again
 Karfsma778: and now
 azninsect: JadedCynic i mean youre not wrong
 margieargie: All ends as it begins
 NightValien28: oh god
HundreydAundre: Abridged Terms: No talkin' backseats...!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, an Evangelion
 NightValien28: WHAT
MaskedBeeX: Red wagon
 ButButTheJesus: NO
 JessKay: forklift
 dyvion: Mater?
 ContingentCat: um?
Despoiler98: what
Nymo: 🤔
 LPS_97: Kachow
 paronomasiac042: datsun
 JadedCynic: nah
 azninsect: messserschmidt?
 fcloud: beej does have a long tongue!
 RandomTrivia: UH
 TehAmelie: Lambeejgini Diablo
 TheMerricat: God I love these.
 BusTed: 😛
 CranstonSnord: Beej's radiator is broken
Noy2222: No, I can't/
Creature_Comforts: Lightning McQueen
Nymo: kachow
 Armstrong11139: I don't believe you
 LadyLockwood92: Christine?
HundreydAundre: taking backseats*
 KyubiStormMage: lightning mc queen
 Dragonality: Gonna agree on Evangelion
 RandomTrivia: I don't wanna
  Foxmar320: 2006 ford focus
 dragonbretheren: Lightning McQueen
 NathanJay_GA: this is... oddly specific
Despoiler98: thats SPECIFIC
Twilight_Spark: What?
 JessKay: bunting
 NightValien28: my car after a rear ended that fire hydrant
 serialtram: well that's quite the level of detail
 Bl1ghtn1n6: what.
 fcloud: even the eq is perfect
HundreydAundre: Beemer?
 divreon: whats that three wheeled monstrosity?
 JadedCynic: closer, but no
Nymo: oh
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
Snowcookies: what are these descriptions
 DiscordianTokkan: Poor Beej's tongue
hexingale: this is going to be long with that tongue out
 SpoonfullOfSugar: I could NOT hold these for that long
TheExplodedGamer: c it's always c
 SnackPak_: tongue
 swordfishspyke: Century
NrgSpoon: long descriptions for the sole sake of making beej hold that face for longer
 WolfgangCloud: Volare
hexingale: he didn't say and
 jedi_master_zll: Buick
 SmithKurosaki: 87
 AWildTransgirlAppeared: Well that's awkward.
 ButButTheJesus: Volare
 NonUniqueGuy: Buick
 BaconL0rdes: Buick
 fcloud: beej is a professional
 TehAmelie: i'm starting to think this Beej Makes the Faces of Cars is about something else
Reecer6: oh it's gotta be the volare
 BusTed: Volare
Terradana: c
 sblue333: I want to watch this soap opera
 Mr_Whyt: getting personal herre
TacitusVigil: Volare
 JadedCynic: so slowly and holding up traffic?
holz1994: C
 Mr_Horrible: wait, isn't that last one just Beej's old car?
 RandomTrivia: I'm so tempted to grab a GIF of Beej rubbing his cheek there
 azninsect: oh
Stratavarius: It's definitely the Buick
 TheMerricat: LOL
 serialtram: vivid
Despoiler98: NOOOOOOOO
 DiscordianTokkan: E g g
 JessKay: omh
 Electrodyne: VOOOOOOOO la re who oh oh oh
MaskedBeeX: Uh oh
 drfox17: wooow
Djc_9: buick
Nymo: 🥚
 JessKay: omg*
 JadedCynic: buick
 Serpens77: egg
 Favre_Studios: Noooo
Daedrin: EGG
 laikagoat:    
 flatluigi: EGG
 DeM0nFiRe: omg 
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 margieargie: It's egg time!
 MTGRanger: Cadillac
SirLoinOfBeef_: Æ G G
TheAinMAP: Eggs.
 LPS_97: 
 PharaohBender27: Egg time!
 Edgarware: egg
 SnackPak_: 
Snowcookies: celling egg?
 RockPusher: Happy Birthday Ian!  
  Serifina: Ian, no
 SmithKurosaki: oh no
 Serpens77: 
 TehAmelie: eggsistentialism intensifies
 JessKay: egg puns
 CaptainSpam: EGG.
 FacelessManAboutTown: cadillac
 Veraphage: 🥚
 NanoWowl:  
 Mr_Horrible: 
 NightValien28: E G G
 NanoWowl: eggians?
mariomario42: eggan
 HorusFive: 
 LPS_97: E G G
 dragonbretheren: Ceiling Egg! Egg! Egg! Egg!
 itomeshi: But no Wheeler?
CanvasWolfDoll: finally. ian will become the eggman
 Evochron13: uh oh
 ButButTheJesus: HAPP BIRF
Snowcookies: Happy Birthday!
 MTGRanger: Ceiling egg!
MaskedBeeX: Gosh darn EVA even now
 icehamsteruk: 
 laikagoat:    
 BrokenGolem:   
  Raiger: Oh I forgot that! Happy Birthday Ian!
 Questhere: 
 fcloud: EGGzactly?
 quietcat: happy eggday!
 Gascitygaming: 
 swordfishspyke: Love the Evangelion type
 RandomTrivia: Ah, the glorious fruit of the noble hen
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 serialtram: those are some very white eggs
AHayes31: Happy Birthday Ian!
Spirillosis: Happy Birthday, Ian!
 sblue333: Happy Birthday!!!!
 Ownee171: Hap Birf Ian!
Terradana: HAP BORF
 TehAmelie: is it your birthday? cobgrats
TheExplodedGamer: Happy Birthday funny man
 Thatwasademo: Ian yes!
 NanoWowl: Ian making demands? Oh no.
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 BusTed: I'm picturing something very Mii-like.
 niccus: wheeler had been disqualified for cracking eggs
 BaconL0rdes: He's the Eggmaster
ARandomPlatypus: BORTH
 Serpens77: Eggan
RebekahWSD: I just demand people give me food on my birthday
  Foxmar320: huh
TheAinMAP: Ian has the ship behind him.
SytYoshi: Happy Birthday Ian!
 Rhynerd: Happy Birthday, Ian!
 KevlarGiraffe: Happy Birthday!
ANeMzero: So.. put a beard on an egg
HundreydAundre: So, an Egg-bust.
 SnackPak_: Egg Horner
 NightValien28: alex has an advantage
 DeM0nFiRe: Happy Birthday 
 HorusFive: 
 RockPusher: 
 fcloud: matt with a firm thumbs-down
NimrodXIV: Happy Eggday!
 DiscordianTokkan: Happy Egg, Ian!
MaddogM: default egg face
RandomTrivia: HAP BIRF Ian
 Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday Ian
 Mr_Horrible: ShenanEGG-IANs
TacitusVigil: Dr. eggman
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex
 JadedCynic: I've driven the 84 caddy brougham and the front grill is very not-beej-looking
 PharaohBender27: 410 Happy birthday,  !
Lupus2253: Happy Birthday Ian
kusinohki: is this like the clown face from discworld?
 Gascitygaming: cam no
 Arclight_Dynamo: Very good. https://i.imgur.com/J0Wf3UP.jpg
 JessKay: cameron no
 TheMerricat: Oh god, we've got the art team doing arts and crafts, this is going to be awesome!
 dragonbretheren: beard and glasses
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adambomb625: Hurppy Burthday
 sblue333: HAP BORF
 TehAmelie: yep. cobratulations Ian
HundreydAundre: Bust and egg, man.
 ButButTheJesus: Alex already wins on color correction
 corefluxx:   
 Mysticman89: he is on episode 41 of his life
 Serpens77: evaluation the eggs for Ianness
 zuchen_120: I'm so ready to see Alex's
Nymo: oh
 Akchipman: Who's Sonic, then?
 NanoWowl:  ... again
 paronomasiac042: Hippy Bath Day!
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's gonna be gooood
 DeM0nFiRe: 🥚 -ver Given
 BusTed: oh no
  Raiger: Which egg will be the most eggselect Ian?
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 flatluigi: UH
 MyrddintheWizard:  Happy Birthday,  
 RockPusher:  
head_cannon: If it was a videogame, you'd have it done by default, but this will be much more difficult.
 niccus: CAM
 RandomTrivia: @Arclight_Dynamo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
 azninsect: 
 Mysticman89: well played cameron
 serialtram: uhhh cam
 SilentOptimist: 
 DigitalSeahorse: so many pens
 Ownee171: Ian's already been slain
 sblue333: Cam WUT
 JessKay: cameron what are you doing
TheAinMAP:  Happy birthday!
 drfox17: HAHAHAHAHA
 JadedCynic: um Cam?
 DiscordianTokkan: I enjoy Cam's route
 MTGRanger: Happy birthday!
 NightValien28: cameron has a strong weird start
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 Serpens77: Cameron begins by murdering the Ian-egg
 Gascitygaming: cam making hollandaise?
 LPS_97: Oooh Cam with the technique
 drfox17: yessss cam
 azninsect: I'm listening, cam
 ContingentCat: Um
 TheAinMAP: @BrokenGolem Thanks for the gift sub!
Arclight_Dynamo: @RandomTrivia  I always get at least one with that one. 
MCJiopur: I hope Cam starts baking
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 sheqesi: Eggselent!
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 JessKay: boooo
 control_rig: Ian please
 fcloud: i mean, it IS cam
 JadedCynic: oh yeah, seperation game is S-class pro
 serialtram: ian.
 Easilycrazyhat: IAN
 azninsect: IAN
 NightValien28: boooooooo
 RockPusher:  
mariomario42: good yoke
 Dog_of_Myth: Here comes the egg puns
MaskedBeeX: 
 NanoWowl:  stahp 
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 BrokenGolem: Happy birthday Ian!
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 JadedCynic: but I still question the purpose
 PharaohBender27 sees what  did there
 SmithKurosaki: dang alex
 TehAmelie: i believe Apocalypse Now taught us all about eggs
 iris_of_ether: Cam is totally gonna make egg paint, isn't he
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 fcloud: draw on an egg with a pencil?
 BrokenGolem: @TheAinMAP 
kusinohki: someone start an egg pun counter...
DrakoniteStreams: Ian, real talk, is the whole point of this segment so you can make egg puns?
 W_Livi: oh god; I've just noticed the logo at the bottom-left
 Uzumaki15: Is this just an excuse to make as many egg puns as physically possible?
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 icehamsteruk:   
 fcloud: EGGcessively
 azninsect: 
 JadedCynic: felt tip would be  good
 Electrodyne: 100 IT'S NOT OVA TIL IT'S OVA
HundreydAundre: How soul-reading
TacitusVigil: oh, an egg wash!
 drfox17: I thought Cam was gonna make eggs benedict
 fcloud: EGGstraordinary
 CranstonSnord: enough with the yolks
 NanoWowl: eggndurance?
 Evochron13: strap in ladies and gents we're in for the rest of the night of egg puns
Reecer6: i'm excited for alex's
 Easilycrazyhat: Wtf is Cam doing? XD
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex has had practice drawing on food before 
 JadedCynic: NOW, ian
 DiscordianTokkan: Egg Ink!
 laikagoat: is he painting the yolk?
 sblue333: Ian must have demanded egg puns galore
 fcloud: stumper!
chaostreader: !quote 6128
 DoctorOfBeard: the colour of wolves
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 WolfgangCloud: Cam is doing  some science
 JadedCynic: light brown
RebekahWSD: Radio dating?
 sblue333: We can't let him down chat
 fastlane250: well-aged brown
Reecer6: eggzactly etc. etc.
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 LadyLockwood92: I think I know where Cam is going with this.
 JadedCynic: yeah, that's 'hazel'
 Mr_Horrible: Rusted copper eyes?
 RandomTrivia: I'm glad Ian's been incubating these puns
cyanMu42: I assumed he was turning the egg into paint
 Evochron13: i think cam's paint is going to be *made* of the egg?
 serialtram: cam is being interesting
Snowcookies: is cam making tempera paint?
 Field94: So is Ian Judge, Jury and Exeggutor?
 dyvion: Is Cam doing CHEMISTRY?
 Favre_Studios: hazel is a distinct eye color, yes
 Darleysam: more Ian than before
 Mysticman89: I dont know what cam is doing exactly, but I am all for it
 Gascitygaming: squid ink?
MaskedBeeX: Savour this segment, everyone. It'll be ova before you know it.
 fcloud: @WolfgangCloud which is very ian!
 laikagoat: ah, painting with the yolk
 TheMerricat: Holy shit chat, check Alex's progress.
 azureHaights: @dyvion Camistry
shadowmaster132: I'm legit impressed by cam's idea
NonMint: @maskedbeex booooo
Lemontartz: Heard that allll the time
 JohnLockeCole: I have hazel eyes and yes they do change colour
 Foxmar320: I was born with blue eyes and mine are hazel now
 Evochron13: making ink out of the yolk
NoTomToLose: Is cam... microwaving?
 SmithKurosaki: indeed merri
 CaptainSpam: That man is making breakfast in the middle of our art assignment!
 dyvion: @azureHaights yeap.  that.
HundreydAundre: H A Z E L Eyes vs HUN-GREE EYES
 fcloud: cam came prepared
 TehAmelie: really everything is a well-aged brown. it's the new "real life is a porno"
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NimrodXIV: I say hazel since mine are green on the outer edge, then brown toward the center
Genie_M: eyes do change color, even during the day
Nymo: UM
FickleMuse: that's mostly just color theory and lighting
 itomeshi: Was that fountain pen ink?
Spirillosis: oh no
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mariomario42: is Cam doing tempura paint?
 flatluigi: RIP
 serialtram: f
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Foxmar320 Ditto!
KaleidoscopeMind: Egg is a common binder in tempera paint
 RandomTrivia: UH OH
 dyvion: eep
 control_rig: Jeezus
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mysticman89: mystery subvstance+egg yolk?
Genderi: Cameron is definitely winning this segment. I can't wait to figure out what he's doing
 TemporallyAwry: 
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
 azninsect: UH
Nymo: UH OH
 ButButTheJesus: MAWP
 CaptainSpam: UM.
 JessKay: 
 GhostValv: oh no
 TheAinMAP: !
Despoiler98: JESUS
Reecer6: whose egg vroke
 NightValien28: and cameron lost
 SmithKurosaki: f
 SnackPak_: 
 laikagoat:  
 Serpens77: F
 RandomTrivia: Am Alex ok?
 NathanJay_GA: don't drink the brush water
 RomanianMyEscutcheon: 
Terradana: OH NO
 azninsect: F
 lirazel64: Cam with the egg tempura ftw.
 JadedCynic: some people's eyes change color - irrespective of 'base' color - blue eyes become green, and vice versa, hazel turn green....brown turn hazel
 Baldrash: 
 ContingentCat: oh no?
 DeM0nFiRe: NOISES
obionedrop: oh no
 Favre_Studios: um
 HorusFive: 
 TheMerricat: Cam died.
 DiscordianTokkan: Yess, Cam YESSSS, painting mode!
Snowcookies: that was a jump noise
 xantos69: Am Alex ok?
 Dragonality: 
kusinohki: is cam ok?
 electra310: oooo nooo
 Favre_Studios: Fuck
 Radyin: Cam is making tempera? How very cool and very Cam.
 Thatwasademo:  ?
LeeshaJoy: oh dear
 mechmagic: 
 DigitalSeahorse: CATTE
 Mr_Whyt: loud noises !
 control_rig: God that scared me
 fcloud: cam are you ok post if youre ok
 JadedCynic: the egg is FINE
LeeshaJoy: what happened?
 RockPusher: R U OK
 fastlane250: 
 CranstonSnord: this is albumen success
 Thatwasademo:  !
 MrSaturdayNite: Many years from now, Ian will tell the tale of this segment it will be fascinating yolk-lore.
 TheAinMAP: 
 Favre_Studios: 
 Easilycrazyhat: I thought that was Cam, omg
 PharaohBender27: MATT PLS
 BaconL0rdes: This is the most Cameron thing I think could happen on a segment all about Ian.
 underhill33: that scared the shit out of me
 dyvion: wakka wakka  
 Favre_Studios: MATT
 RandomTrivia: I was tabbed out and holy moly that got me
Reecer6: a water bottle made of steel?
 Coyoteofthenine: this is your brain on drugs
 JadedCynic: the ol' elbow nudge
 MTGRanger:  
head_cannon: Alex is doing a great job, but I'm here for Cameron's avant-garde technique.
 NightValien28: oh I thought that was cameron breaking something lUL
samwisep86:  
 ButButTheJesus: @CranstonSnord SIR
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher: Matt has correctly jailed egg-Ian
 TheMerricat: Oh, Cam is painting WITH the yolk.
an_asp: I was afraid it was Cameron's egg paint
 Favre_Studios: I love cams
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