accountmadeforants: Well, at least the probe confirmed the lens cap was off, preventing a different kind of whoopsie. :V
TehAmelie: i don't imagine any part of it survived long after that
LoadingReadyRun: Ya, the life expectancy of a probe on Venus is measured in minutes. They spend years and millions of dollars to send it over there and hope that it can send some data back before it disintegrates in the horrible environment
PsychoI3oy: I look forward to RocketLab / Peter Beck's ambitions to more Venus probes
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TXC2: CONTACT
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TehAmelie: woot
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W_Livi: ooh, I'm in time for the start today
Alahmnat: did someone say walkies? *wags tail*
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TehAmelie: ooh, i figured out a way to bring multiple doses of Monster with us with minimal weight penalties https://i.imgur.com/lI3tCet.jpg
TehAmelie: the downside is, it will be flat
TehAmelie: i'll show myself out
accountmadeforants: From Sprite to Spr_te
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie That seems like it would be more of a hassle to deal with than regular-sized cans, somehow
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul loves a good long walk, so Death Stranding seems like the perfect fit! Game: Death Stranding) at Mon 10:00 AM PDT (5m ago).
CanPlayGames: What are we doing just Stranding around? Lets get walkin'
GapFiller: !picnic
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TXC2: lrrFINE
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TXC2: Here we GO!
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GapFiller: good evening Paul lrrPAUL lrrHEART
TXC2: Hello Paul
TehAmelie: ahoy
wench_tacular: jlrrCooltunes
GapFiller: maybe this is the British showing but that 1st line put me in mind o Gerry Marsden before Paul continued
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
thefileclerk: this is saving me from a joe rogan podcast of alex jones being played in my office so thank you
GapFiller: maybe nxt time w/ the Anfield Kop
TXC2: thefileclerk oof, you poor person
Didero: theodo2Clap theodo2Clap theodo2Clap
LuveenW: @thefileclerk yikes - thank goodness for small mercies right
CaptainSpam: Oh crap. We're going to get stuck, aren't we?
W_Livi: one way or another, we handling some shipments
GhostValv: benginO7
like_100_bears: we're on a mother friggin' boat y'all
PsychoI3oy: hopefuly this boat doesn't get stuck sideways for a week
catfoo123: Hello
TehAmelie: i hope at some point we get to louge
thefileclerk: @luveenw using a chip puller on my eardrum may have crossed my mind
TXC2: hello catfoo123 welcome
GhostValv: I think they're still trikes right?
TXC2: ghost squid leech thing
Lord_ZYRK: Dolphin with a tentacles for a face
Robot_Bones: like an anemone that could move?
Ivalenz_: Hand grenades are not good melee weapons.
W_Livi: the BT wasn't impressed by your Delivery Guy Bath Water?
GapFiller: dirty shower water is not the worst ting to throw in that situation
Lord_ZYRK: Ivalenz_ that sounds like quitter talk to me
erica2102: Hey, Paul? Started building the roads yet?
CAKHost: I don't need to be a squid or a ghost to be put off from someone throwing bathwater at me.
beowuuf: sergeHi I've caught up and can watch live! Thanks bst
GhostValv: oofa
TehAmelie: did the ghost throw their dirt water on us too?
TXC2: we had a coat on
GapFiller: thatll be the urine grenades Kappa
CAKHost: Just them pulling that out will be enough for me to quietly sneak away.
like_100_bears: might need a shower again
Ivalenz_: @Lord_ZYRK Just an observation.
beowuuf: time to shower and generate more bombs!
erica2102: What a dirty boy...
GapFiller: nice arse
Brozard: Can't wash these hands off
Tom_Bruise subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Tom_Bruise: oh good, more bodily fluids to throw at ghosts! Also, more months!
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julefaith: oh wow I joined at a fabulous time
erica2102: Do you reckon they took pictures of his arse for the game?
PharaohBender27: Why is he still wearing his cuff in the shower?
PsychoI3oy: you've had number 0 grenades, number 1 grenades, and blood grenades, have you got number 2 grenades?
Aenir798: You know, they should really try using soap.
TXC2: PharaohBender27 he can't take it off
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 security bracelet
Armyguy0: Hey Paul?, What do you call a game you in that you get picked up off a island?
RvLeshrac: I have the strange desire to watch Ride with Norman Reedus, on AMC.
GapFiller: they need to know where he is at all times
like_100_bears: aaaand we're dressed
RealitySoldier: Those stylish hand prints
Armyguy0: Living Rescued
Brozard: @PharaohBender27 I was wondering why there was an integrated dryer in the shower, but yeah, this too
TehAmelie: do you figure Norman Reedus insisted on getting every detail of his shower routine mo-capped
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller @TXC2 God, his wrist is going to be filthy AF if that thing is ever taken off - or is there enough of a gap to wash the skin underneath?
Lord_ZYRK: Didn't like *that* one
erica2102: Are you playing this on PC?
girlofthedragon: Why does he keep winking at us?
GapFiller: kinda sad given the combination shower and shitter that wafflestomping isnt possible in this game Kappa
x0den: im afraid to ask but, does the sitting toilet option give a different grenade?
Lord_ZYRK: GapFiller plz
CAKHost: And dryer too because he's not dripping
thefileclerk: get them piss crystals
TXC2: PharaohBender27 I think you can see there's a bit of a gap, wrist looks raw AF though :P
CAKHost: I shave my hair and I can't even get it that dry
Tom_Bruise: @x0den those will come in to play later on as part of the progression mechanics... I think... I fear...
Alahmnat: the monster
thefileclerk: kindey owies
TehAmelie: remember, those are liter cans. he might die of blood loss slamming one more
Lord_ZYRK: "As thanks, I got you a corporate mandated gift from the gift shop."
W_Livi: If I remember correctly, one of the rewards you can unlock is different colored-materials for the crappy branded cap
TXC2: um, sam? you have to adjust the back of the cap when you put it on, it's the law
Nowherebloom: I can't help it everytime I see the tube for the baby thingy I think it's a toy of Woody (from toy story)...
like_100_bears: that shade of pink is horrendous and I love it
Lord_ZYRK: Of course you're not wearing them. They're a collector's item! Doesn't mean they can't look fly as hell CoolCat
TXC2: "on the road again..."
Lord_ZYRK: ๐Ÿค”
Jean_Jacques_EB: I think he means the ludens keychain
W_Livi: BB isn't the keepsake; the little Ludens figurine is
PharaohBender27: Is it just me, or does Benjamin Hancock have an insufferable smug-looking face in his still image?
erica2102: Hey, did he answer if this is on PC? I had to step away for a moment.
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Tom_Bruise: hey man, beats having to go over the emails with a marker yourself
W_Livi: I believe this is PC, yes; the Lamda emails aren't on console, are they?
Lord_ZYRK: We've harnessed the powers of Hell for data transmission
TehAmelie: i like it. more concrete than the generic "hell energy"
Tom_Bruise: This guy has discoverd lifting! It's a miracle
erica2102: I don't remember. I skipped most of the emails for the same reasons, Paul just mentioned. Lol
TXC2: "Seeding torrents is your civic duty"
erica2102: Cool it's on PC though. It looks a lot cleaner than it did on PS4!!
like_100_bears subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
like_100_bears: LE-VEL 8! LE-VEL 8! now when am i supposed to get my new spell slots?
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gualdhar: according to my coworkers EVERY email is high-priority. I'm surprised there are emails without the exclamation point
erica2102: Mads!! He was soooo damn good in this!
wench_tacular: spaaaace
TXC2: what's Dad's Milklsen gonna say to us today?
Tom_Bruise: I know it's Kojima's logo, but why would he have a figurine of an astronaut with a skull on the helmet?
like_100_bears: love the dial-up tone when connecting
TheyThemPronouns: these boots was made for walking
erica2102: And that's just what they'll do!
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sjard42: Always nice seeing you get the chance to stream.
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Alephred: Just build a new bike at your destination.
W_Livi: check the "ammo" stat on the right, Paul
Genie_M: they're 5 grenades - they have an "ammo"
like_100_bears: it was nice to catch the start of the stream for once, but i've got a dentist appointment to get to. see everyone in the VODs!
TXC2: so long like_100_bears stay safe
Lord_ZYRK: Is there any way to repair cases before you head off, or repair spray is the only thing we have available
djcaptainnacho subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
djcaptainnacho: This game is amazing! Glad you are finally playing it!
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djcaptainnacho: What chapter are you on?
TXC2: djcaptainnacho still on 2, maybe 3?
TXC2: this is us going for a casual saunter
djcaptainnacho: ahh still early game lol
Saulens181: yo!
NightValien28: did that crab just fall off the sky
Scy_Anide: Don't you hate it when you go for a walk and it starts to rain and all the crabs die and then there's tar...
Alahmnat: um
wench_tacular: aw man, we just showered
Lord_ZYRK: G A M E O V E R
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: hello Saulens181 welcome
vouru: tells twitch to send notifications, see's pauls stream 22 mins late... god damn it twitch
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
Tom_Bruise: oh I'm sure this is fine
Saulens181: same @vouru
Invitare: Skeletor???
Invitare: oh
Lord_ZYRK: "Sorry, we're not really feeling it today"
wench_tacular: so modest
Tom_Bruise: oh god, like the Higgs Boson, SUBTLE
TXC2: read a fucking book higgs
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
NightValien28: TXC2 higgis don`t know how to read
wench_tacular: personal space!
Lord_ZYRK: R U A WIZARD
beowuuf: it had been a coulple of minutes since this had been very hideo kojima, but there we go
vouru: "What's that smell?"
Alahmnat: I... don't believe you
Scy_Anide: Good thing you showered?
TXC2: roll credits
Lord_ZYRK: arm bud does not like this fellow
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CanPlayGames: He seems friendly
NotCainNorAbel: maybe he can help deliver some packages?
TXC2: so he's the UPS to our FedEx?
Saulens181: it's a Kojima game so yeah it's ahppening
lyropithic: Don't want to get ahead of myself, but he seems like bad news
NotCainNorAbel: too much early morning Monster?
Tom_Bruise: Boss fight! Boss fight! Boss Fight! Boss fight!
beowuuf: it's been 5 minutes since sam has woken up
CanPlayGames: I'm going to assume this is all normal and good
Lord_ZYRK: This seems. . . less than ideal
Mkingston: 4th wall break
TXC2: it's episode 4, so no?
vouru: lol man we can have a game over w/e we wany
josh___something: The fourth wall vanishes like your expectations
wench_tacular: oh sure, it's always me
PsychoI3oy: i recommend... the good grenades
Tom_Bruise: I like that matter-of-fact delivery on Die-Hardman
beowuuf: sam, as a civilian you need to make contact with that bt...but...not in that way
vouru: so when did it go from BT's looking like shows that most people can't see, to this thing?
Tom_Bruise: not a real sense of urgency huh
TehAmelie: that did like 6% of its health it looked like
IncredibleFrown: that baby is straight up not having a good time
TXC2: either this is surposed to lose, or theres a trick to it
GhostValv: oofa
wench_tacular: hit the weak points for massive damage
TehAmelie: we're gonna need a bigger syringe for all the blood we have to take out of Sam
vouru: what happens if you run out of blood bombs?
PharaohBender27: Dang, I leave for just *five minutes* and we're already in deep shit (shakes head)
Mkingston: you can call for ammo with the shout button
gualdhar: is this when you just open an artery and spray it at the thing?
TehAmelie: and a Monster IV to replace it. . .
NimrodXIV: I looked away for a few minutes, and Troy Baker is a squid now?
wench_tacular: wasn't he always?
Lord_ZYRK: What if we just pee directly on the monster?
gualdhar: @NimrodXIV he's got such a range doesn't he
TXC2: NimrodXIV no I think he summoned it
vouru: I got some friends with Hunting horns, should I call the doot squad over?
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MatthewDennisMTG: it's a stranding-type subscription
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fastmamajama: is this game single player? or is online co-op?
Lord_ZYRK: Online single-player
IncredibleFrown: single player with some online interaction yeah
Tom_Bruise: Quick, someone get the Blood Bazooka
TehAmelie: you got downloaded!
Mkingston: weeclaYas weeclaFist
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
Lord_ZYRK: authAlert
vouru: good fight and all but man imagine if there was lost cargo to pick up during this fight lol
x0den: now set a shock trap and get the traqs ready
Aenir798: It's a good thing they just left blood grenades and blood bags lying around outside
Tom_Bruise: It's from hell, it'll just go back to hell
beowuuf: take me to the beach
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
W_Livi: Half a liter of blood lost
Tom_Bruise: it's a 100 likes worth of damage apparently
TehAmelie: that's a lethal amount of blood loss generally
KV1NN4: i did not realize thats tuff looked liek hands untila minute ago
Caldurin: That seems like quite a lot
TXC2: "go back to Toronto!" "i'm from Winipeg you idiot!"
Genie_M: a full blood donation is 450ml
wench_tacular: never grateful
GhostValv: didn't provide water and no smile
PharaohBender27: "You could have saved my life with more panache"
TehAmelie: the most miscellaneous man alive
beowuuf: s rank you deliver the package with a smile while beating the critter
TXC2: we're an Elite handler
x0den: back to the shower i guess.
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Genie_M: so they count in more-or-less "units" of blood
wench_tacular: oh now you tell me its never been done!
vouru: also what kind of body does Sam have to be able to loose about like 500 ml of blood... daily?
SirenSongSeas: oh I missed something cool I guess
Lord_ZYRK: The kind that doesn't die
Genie_M: well there's the problem - it's always day, so we don't know "time" really
KV1NN4: Journey to the West..?
TheyThemPronouns: shake that baby
Invitare: wait if no one had defeated a BT before why did they tell you to defeat it?
TehAmelie: at the blood bank they tell a story of a guy with a condition that required him to donate liters of blood a day. i guess Sam's got it
Tom_Bruise: oh where are the motion controls when we need them?
thetoastmonster: where is it getting the gas it was just bubbling out of its mouth
Lord_ZYRK: Invitare wishful thinking?
TheThromborax: and now the game TRULY begins!
vouru: lol all this upto now was the tutorial and the game starts for real now
wench_tacular: just some minor littering
vouru: something smells fishy
vouru: XD
IncredibleFrown: @invitare iirc they already knew his blood was repellant to bts, sam just hasn't had a direct confrontation with one to try and banish it
TheThromborax: @vouru you are more correct than you (may) realize
vouru: kekek
wench_tacular: delay saving the world to deliver packages
djcaptainnacho: trueeeee
TXC2: good old point of no return
Aenir798: "We need you to save our country. But take your time."
Genie_M: point of "return later, but not for a time"
ashiok_nightmare_moose: you can come back later no worries
vouru: Link you must rescue Zelda! *Spends several days fishing to beat a reccord*
RvLeshrac: Point of Eventual Return
TehAmelie: you think they're going to identify the active ghostkilling component of Sam's blood and synthesize it or just have him hose everything down with bits of himself to kill it?
RvLeshrac: The game does have some load-bearing side quests.
Aenir798: feel like he should've taken another shower
TXC2: our SHOCKINGLY CLEAN baseball hat
Tom_Bruise: oh lord she's even weirder in the game than she is in the promotional material
TXC2: that is a shit umbrella
GapFiller: what IS that baseball cap made of eh
BusTed: Is it also a shit parasol?
RvLeshrac: Good thing it isn't an umbrella then :p
vouru: that... did not actually answer the question
wench_tacular: very james bond
Caldurin: nice boat
KV1NN4: boat Not Stucc
vouru: also thats a terrible name for a boat
TheAinMAP: That's a good-sized boat.
Mkingston: @wench_tacular well, the actress is in the Bond films.
TheThromborax: Better than Leon Kennedy's jet ski
NightValien28: vouru better than evergiven
niccus: well you don't want "invincible" or "titanic"
TehAmelie: a very tall catamaran. seems highly unstable
Tom_Bruise: not exactly convincing, "she'll still float" on a boat that has FRAGILE on it
IncredibleFrown: yep
ashiok_nightmare_moose: so youcan rock your controller
RvLeshrac: PS4 controller speaker, yes
TheExactSame: Stuck boat is one of my favorite stories or late
mordorisbad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
mordorisbad: Hi Paul!
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vouru: carful don't want to get stuckannel
Lord_ZYRK: The SS Extremely Sinkable
TXC2: to be fair, I'd rather get on a boat called Fragile then one called Unsinkable :p
Aenir798: He showered!
TheThromborax: if you look at the m ap you can discern that this inland sea was created by hundreds of explosions during the Death Stranding
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Stab it in the deadly lasers.
x0den: maybe they're going for a reverse titantic or like saying "break a leg" when wishing someone luck
Tom_Bruise: man the shoulder padding she's wearing is massive
BusTed: c'mon, do the spiky shoulder thing!
TehAmelie: are we gonna trike to Mordor?
vouru: hey look, it's a Fragile Bridge. I'll see myself out
GapFiller: OH that IS Lea Seydoux
GapFiller: embarrassing its taken this long to notice that
TXC2: GapFiller we've not really seen her since the first stream
Mkingston: blood rope?
Aenir798: It's for ID'ing corpses
TXC2: blope?
Aenir798: has their blood in it
ashiok_nightmare_moose: you can tie guys up
TheThromborax: the STRANDS are made of BLOOD
Alephred: It is indeed rope, but it's Kojima rope, so it also does weird things.
Tom_Bruise: wasn't the blood rope also for parrying ghosts?
TheThromborax: you see, it's a subtle thing
TXC2: "are....are you sleeping?"
thefileclerk: just enough rope to hang themselves with
NightValien28: it was a short but busy day
thefileclerk: at the end of their rope
NightValien28: kinda chaotic
vouru: I'll give Dead space 1 thing, the visual health rep they had on their backs was neat
Mkingston: She reminds me of Brit Marling.
Tom_Bruise: oh hey, a beach
TheThromborax: Took me a long time and losing a Wikipedia fight with someone to figure out that Amalie isn't ACTUALLY Tricia Helfer
Tom_Bruise: a strand, if you will
ArcOfTheConclave: Def Beach
vouru: 5 more mins pls
SomebodyNowhere: are those really the best shoes for the location
PsychoI3oy: what if it's an beaCh
ContingentCat: an beach?
Mkingston: Le Beach
NotCainNorAbel: heals, in the sand?
RvLeshrac: @TheThromborax I don't understand why that would be a thing you'd think?
gualdhar: you're decidedly less hungry if you're dead though
vouru: tell that to all the zombies trying to eat people
TheThromborax: @RvLeshrac well, you see, I think she looks like Tricia Helfer. you can get that from the subtext of my statement
ContingentCat: yeah heels in sand isn't a great idea
TXC2: so either A) our sister hasn't age or 2) our mother and sister are the same person
Tom_Bruise: She could always take the shoes off, I guess? Or does the creepy beach make that not an option?
gualdhar: @vouru by the hunger criterion, zombies are obviously alive
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 it's already been mentioned that she stopped aging
Isaac3567: How many times have we scene this cutscene now? At least her and the dreamcatcher
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK ah ok then, I must have missed that
NightValien28: TXC2 C) Kojima
TehAmelie: i think they call it "stranded"
GapFiller: nevermind the sand its the rocks yr shd worry abt w/ those heels
TXC2: NightValien28 touchรฉ
Tom_Bruise: on the strand, if you will
Invitare: watch out behind you!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
fcloud: isnt "make us whole again" the dead space line
Manae: Oh sure
W_Livi: Life's a Beach, and then you... erm, return to the Beach
SomebodyNowhere: its a beach but no the Beach
IncredibleFrown: Y
ContingentCat: though she seems to have figured out some way not to have the heels sink into the sand, so I guess it's fine
vouru: boat-kun?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Big Toots
Manae: Boat memes even here
NeoSilverThorn: @fcloud Yup
RvLeshrac: @TheThromborax Yes, but games have credits, like it isn't something you have to think for more than a few moments.
Aenir798: You know, in-universe, it really makes NO SENSE for literally everyone to be so cryptic all the time.
RvLeshrac: I'm just not sure where the argument part comes in.
BusTed: Wheelie is an important control.
Lord_ZYRK: fcloud yeah, the first time she said it I was like "Oh I super don't trust her now"
vouru: what is with her and those things?
W_Livi: "I sleep the same as anyone else; one eye at a time"
wench_tacular: like Dr Who with the jelly babies
KV1NN4: i try to feed ppl i like too
GapFiller: mmm worms
SomebodyNowhere: so is this one of those things where if something doesnt entirely make sense you just shrug your shoulders and say "kojima?"
TehAmelie: she keeps appearing out of thin air and showing giant tardigrades in our face
Tom_Bruise: I'm sure she's got a clause in her rider saying she must have a barrel of grubs available at all times
vouru: like NO I'm not gonna eat your damn time bugs
TehAmelie: is this love?
RvLeshrac: @SomebodyNowhere Only if you think every story has to explain every single beat?
CAKHost: Your sister(?) asking to make us whole is giving me big Dead Space flashbacks
GapFiller: SomebodyNowhere 20 yrs of that being Kojimas MO and yr only askin now? Kappa
CAKHost: I don't think that is a good thing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: @SomebodyNowhere everyone has their own Beach, Amelie is a bit special also
CanPlayGames: You're an alligator?
Invitare: her VA performance is interesting
SomebodyNowhere: so many things
vouru: oh man, I feel that pain Sam is about to be in picking that stuff up
wench_tacular: speed loading
BusTed: hup hup
Pteraspidomorphi: Those sine curve beeping noises always make me panic "oh god is there a CO leak? is the building on fire? is the washer melting down?"
TXC2: !clips
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Tom_Bruise: well, that sure was an exciting boss fight, on with the show of carrying boxes places
vouru: chris I wish I could carry that much and move that fast at the same time
gualdhar: I still don't get how Bridges doesn't have back issues
TXC2: Tom_Bruise damn right
Tom_Bruise: oh so that's why the doors are so tall...
Invitare: it's almost as tall as you
NightValien28: it can be really big
SomebodyNowhere: is there a low clearance door as a barrier
vouru: it hurts my back to look at
TheThromborax: memory chip!
Genie_M: you can easily get stuck in doors with high cargo
MatthewDennisMTG: you are the chosen dockhand
TXC2: I mean, this can't be harder then wearing as many hats as possible? Kappa
Manae: Some people don't clean up when they leave
RvLeshrac: Lots of people just chuck cargo.
TehAmelie: i feel like with Sam literally being the only weapon in existence that can fight BTs at all he should now have some more pressing things to do than carrying random cargo around
ashiok_nightmare_moose: up the stairs
Lord_ZYRK: If cargo is in a cargo depot, I don't think that qualifies as "lost"
RvLeshrac: I've seen a few streamers chuck cargo and say "somebody else will pick it up and deliver it"
TXC2: 1) they're called Stevedores 2) they're on a union mandated break Kappa
fcloud: this low roar sounds very radiohead
Genie_M: yep, i crawled there with ALL i can carry
vouru: I feel like Paul has a cargo carrying addication now lol
SomebodyNowhere: is this one of those loud "good luck with content id" songs graham mentioned
ashiok_nightmare_moose: if you go in the cargo menu while beside it you can be specific
Genie_M: enter the pack arrangement, it shows the things on the floor around you
W_Livi: If you're standing near cargo containers, they'll show up in the cargo menu
PharaohBender27: Time for another potentially to-be-muted section of the stream?
TheThromborax: there is a max height, I think
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RvLeshrac: How many VODs have actually been muted?
richard_ermen: Optimizing the load can help with it I think.
Aenir798: Push the optimize load button?
TehAmelie: hoho
wench_tacular: ljgami1Adequate
SomebodyNowhere: wibbly backpack
vouru: Boooooo!
richard_ermen: I think most loadage can be optimized easily because it means the heaviest stuff goes lower so it doesn't wobble as much HahaSweat
Zhedor: A Tall Porter more like
NightValien28: this looks almost as heavy as my highschool backpack
PharaohBender27: @RvLeshrac So far a 10-minute segment of the first episode's VOD got muted. There was no music in the second episode, and I haven't checked the VOD for episode 3 yet.
richard_ermen: PS: Remember kids, this is almost as much load as your grandparents carried on their way to school! Twice a day!
wench_tacular: uphill both ways!
TXC2: uphill in the snow
vouru: up hill both ways while snowing!
PharaohBender27: @RvLeshrac OK, just checked and it seems things lucked out with episode 3
Genie_M: and with headwind
SomebodyNowhere: in the snow uphill both ways for sure
RvLeshrac: So it sounds like CHVRCHES got muted but nothing else.
saucemaster5000: Ooh wow missed a couple streams -- Looks like Paul's sad-music katamari has levelled up
Tom_Bruise: @richard_ermen through the snow, don't forget
ashiok_nightmare_moose: so then youtube can muted it also XD
richard_ermen: Also, I feel like the music chosen for Death Stranding is really well placed. Lots of feelings.
vouru: might just be me, but paul sings better then the game music anyeays
beowuuf: vod 3 was good yesterday
RvLeshrac: Oh no, Low Roar got muted once but nothing else? Weird that that one song would be it.
TXC2: "I got stuff" "and things?" " Sorry, all out of things"
ashiok_nightmare_moose: if it was a trailer song they usu get muted
electric_claire: Sam is a no-questions-asked delivery guy
Lord_ZYRK: "Sir, do you have any dead bodies you'd like to declare?"
TehAmelie: above board means above the waist, right? we do keep everything there, for balance
Genie_M: and or blood and or numbers 1 and 2
SomebodyNowhere: I know I've heard theres a bunch of recognizable hologram people in this. have we seen guiermo del toro or geoff keighley
fcloud: ceramics! now we can decorate with a nice bowl or sculpture. basically, animal crossing
Lord_ZYRK: SomebodyNowhere Guillermo yes
Aenir798: All the cargo receiver guys act the same. "What's your deal, huh? I have to check this... Wow this is in perfect condition, you're a hero! Also Q-Pid pls?"
vouru: what could you possibly be transporting in this game that would be illegal?
PharaohBender27: @SomebodyNowhere I believe we also saw Geoff Keighley, too
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Conan Obrien is hidden away a bit but is in the game also
RvLeshrac: Kojima wanted Guillermo del Toro to be in it.
Lord_ZYRK: Him and Kojima are buds now
NeoSilverThorn: Basically, Kojima asked and he said "Yes".
NightValien28: because kojima
TXC2: kojima likes him
IncredibleFrown: he's friends with kojima. that's it
Genie_M: Kojima approached many people
Tom_Bruise: they wanted to make Silent Hills but then that fell through, so now they made this I guess
RvLeshrac: Everyone is in this because Kojima knows everyone.
SomebodyNowhere: kojima was probably like, hey I'm doing a thing, want in
miniwak: it's only his likeness though. not his actual voice
PharaohBender27: So, Lake Knot City is in . . . South Daktoa?
RvLeshrac: IIRC it is his voice in Spanish.
TheThromborax: GDT was going to work with Kojima on whatever PT was going to be, but when that got shitcanned by Konami, they wanted to work together
W_Livi: Kojima and delToro were meant to work together on Silent Hills, before that project fell through
TheThromborax: then this happened
W_Livi: Reedus, too
RvLeshrac: del Toro has horrendous English, so he was dubbed for it.
fcloud: world's not what it used to be? thanks, i hadnt noticed
Tom_Bruise: wait, Middle, Lake, and South?
Tom_Bruise: Why not North?
Alephred: del Toro was dubbed for this game?
W_Livi: Head canon: North Knot City is in Canada
Alephred: I think is English is perfectly fine.
SomebodyNowhere: lake middle and south, can we get some consistency in naming
RvLeshrac: Sorry, his English VA.
fcloud: "adapt a new strategy" should be "adopt a new strategy" or "adapt our strategy"
RvLeshrac: He's understandable, but apparently he was really bad doing lines.
fcloud: man he spends a lot of time on this beach
vouru: people been talking about a transport mode for this game, I'd suggest you check out some space games like Elite dangerious
Ivannorr: Because it is the UCA not the UKA
ashiok_nightmare_moose: knots are part of the UCA, branding you see
Milocw: Knot City is a pun "Not City"
SomebodyNowhere: katesShrug idk kojima?
TehAmelie: but they have this whole ongoing metaphor about tying the people back together
RvLeshrac: I think they tie together the halves of the country.
TXC2: again I suspect that "knot" was the best the translation team could do with some Japanese word that was being used that made more sense
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I said this in a joking manner last time, but I kind of suspect that the "Knot" thing is supposed to be representative of the effort to connect the cities together
beowuuf: i hope no one was playing the 'knot' drinking game...
vouru: knots, porter, strands
PharaohBender27: That or just about connectedness in general
vouru: mother fu!
TehAmelie: three naps in a row
vouru: jesus
vouru: lol
Robot_Bones: I've been activated Vouru
SomebodyNowhere: uhhhh
wench_tacular: thanks?
BusTed: gross
sharpkris: excuse me
KV1NN4: i love all the accessories he's getting
TehAmelie: oh wow, we're collecting friendship bracelets
TXC2: are we married now?
KV1NN4: something somet fluid-bonded?
RvLeshrac: The whole game is based around a Japanese story "Nawa", hence all the usage of ropes.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: These people really need to keep more of their blood on the inside.
Brozard: Just give him the Lil Nas X shoes
Invitare: lady you're inside, you don't need that
SomebodyNowhere: strange umbrella
CAKHost: LADY
Tom_Bruise: just get a fidget cube, Fragile
BusTed: she did the thing!
sharpkris: Is that umbrella broken?
RvLeshrac: It isn't an umbrella!
CAKHost: I know that isn't an umbrella thing, but surely you know not to open one inside!
SomebodyNowhere: why the sudden pointy jacket
CAKHost: What if you poke someone with that thing!?
TXC2: fun story: opening an umbrella indoors is a MAJOR faux pa in the UK
PsychoI3oy: multibeach
djcaptainnacho: it is in alot of places
Tom_Bruise: oh good, she's bleeding ghostly liquids
PharaohBender27: So whoever guessed that Fragile has teleportation powers, congratulations!
SomebodyNowhere: she was so determined to showoff
JAGxTERRA: Hey its that lady from james bond!
djcaptainnacho: generally considered bad luck to open one inside
Juliamon: ah the ol' "nosebleed from using special powers" trope
djcaptainnacho: yes
ashiok_nightmare_moose: fast travel babyyyy
Saulens181: yep
IncredibleFrown: *taps nose*
PsychoI3oy: she is your fast travel
JAGxTERRA: @Juliamon Or the sexually un comfortable moments nose bleed
TXC2: Fast travel across her beach, if you know what I'm saying Kappa
ashiok_nightmare_moose: no the costuming in this game is too limited
sharpkris: lady that's an umbrella
ashiok_nightmare_moose: plenty of bugs though
RvLeshrac: That's an aerial.
TehAmelie: like eight times in two minutes just for jokes?
x0den: i guess thats why she eats so many of those worms
Ivannorr: It is fine she has a bunch of tardegrades to eat
Alephred: She's just going home to eat cryptobiotes by the fistful.
Tom_Bruise: oh so she's Mary Poppins now?
PMAvers: A umbrella, or a antenna?
djcaptainnacho: yup
CAKHost: Let me guess, poo throwing is an ability in this game
vouru: lol yu[
sharpkris: oooohhh yeeeeaa
PsychoI3oy: cakhost, you mean grenade No 2 ?
NightValien28: CAKHost and urine and blood
RvLeshrac: Extract-of-poo throwing.
TehAmelie: bruises from carrying a backpack and you've still got to carry it all day again today, man. i've been there
vouru: see how filthy you can get by end game?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ;)
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Norman had to learn to get dressed that fast since people are constantly appearing in his room.
Brozard: LOL
CAKHost: @PsychoI3oy calling it No 2 doesn't help!
niccus: oh hey AMC's on
DarkAbyssKeeper: I wonder if a no shower run is a thing?
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
wench_tacular: subtle
thatjerkherc: ;)
ashiok_nightmare_moose: oh yeah the motorcycle one
TXC2: oh come on
NimrodXIV: nice ad placement
GhostValv: uh...
ContingentCat: gross
wench_tacular: he needs more fibre
RvLeshrac: I suddenly have the strange desire to watch RIDE with Norman Reedus, on AMC, again.
PsychoI3oy: cakhost, i don't make the names, blame Kojima
PharaohBender27: O_o
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Didn't we give him the number 2?
josh___something: I'm disappointed
TheThromborax: now throw that at an enemy NPC where you can hear their chatter
CAKHost: Why is it so...liquidy?
TXC2: who needs a fourth wall eh? :p
Invitare: Kojima has gone too far
Brozard: Your poop is too valuable to military industrial complex
CAKHost: @PsychoI3oy I know. My statement still stands
KV1NN4: _especially_ effective
TehAmelie: how nice of them to refine it to certain, non poop looking components
electric_claire: What. Is. Happening.
wench_tacular: poops today, bombs tomorrow
PMAvers: If only the toilet emote was around still.
PharaohBender27: My feedback: "The fuck is wrong with you people!?"
TXC2: Certen compounds = solid raw corn
ContingentCat: @CAKHost he does not have a good diet
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Tom_Bruise: Poops today on earth, Poops tomorrow on ghosts
vouru: ya we gone full monkey now tossing poop at things that scar us lol
RvLeshrac: @Invitare You didn't already get that vibe from when the camera angle makes it look like Norman Reedus is peeing on you?
electric_claire: Death Stranding is a game about throwing your shit at ghosts
Brozard: Brings a whole new meaning to "make boom boom"
Caldurin: "I look forward to your faeces...I mean feedback"
keroan0: That baby made an old modem sound
Invitare: RvLeshrac I missed that one
Mysticman89: "explosive diarhea"
Aenir798: Hey, we saw this one before!
CAKHost: @ContingentCat That's true. I guess if we all just chugged Monster all day, our No 2s will be like that.
heroicreplicas: This is why I'm Paul.
fcloud: your diet consisting entirely of monster energy drink and bugs has caused your internal organs to liquefy, resulting in very useful componds
josh___something: how long do BBs stay bbys?
vouru: lol
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, it's time for you to learn about faction sidequests"
thatjerkherc: This year has felt longer than most...
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TXC2: "so what does Engineer do?" "he breeds cats." "..huh"
theRomanticPast: this is on pc?
TXC2: indeed on pc
Alephred: "This box is full of smoke, sweet!"
IncredibleFrown: is it blue smoke?
theRomanticPast: are there lots of signs with ppl pissing still?
PMAvers: He solves practical problems.
theRomanticPast: or random ladders around?
Alephred: Paul hasn't spent a lot of time backtracking, so we can't tell, @theRomanticPast
Tom_Bruise: Motorcycles can't go onboard boats. There's no way you could've taken it with you silly
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SK__Ren: Symbolism!
Alephred: A literal and figurative cargo cult.
Tom_Bruise: wait, so they're just mindless zombies who steal boxes to carry them from place to place?
angryoptimist: Well, I *might* play it. I guess it did come to PC, right?
PMAvers: Do those trucks have cyber-boots on the wheels?
PsychoI3oy: soon, Paul, ... soon
theRomanticPast: this game is legit good i played on ps4 on release and it suffered a bit from 30 fps
PharaohBender27: "I'm getting the shakes. I should go find another delivery package!"
RvLeshrac: Tom_Bruise: They're addicted to getting Likes, essentially.
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful, incredible, beautiful group of friends who i love more than words can express!!!!!
RvLeshrac: Just a compulsion, not really an addiction.
PharaohBender27: Back at you, @Hexi_Lexi !
djcaptainnacho: The trucks are just teases for another few hours of gameplay unfortunately
Aenir798: "Hey, I'm not addicted! I can stop delivering cargo WHENEVER I want!"
IncredibleFrown: iirc you can start stealing them around here
Hexi_Lexi: @PharaohBender27 u more!!!
vouru: it
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i like how the game really opens up in this zone
keroan0: Because they cairn about you :)
electric_claire: A holographic cairn is very funny
Tom_Bruise: They should try mixing up carrying boxes with sitting in boxes, you know, speedballing, but with boxes
SK__Ren: AH yes, the first true mega project of the game
Lord_ZYRK: Considering the name, I'm going to say NPC
ashiok_nightmare_moose: alright road construction point
theRomanticPast: no it's all from other players right
ashiok_nightmare_moose: you can do partial payment
vouru: thats pretty neat
Genie_M: it's all of the porters
ashiok_nightmare_moose: oh yeah the road is dope
IncredibleFrown: road is good for car
IncredibleFrown: road is good for leg too, really
CaptainSpam: Wow, they really DID design this UI to be unfriendly to streamers trying to put their webcam somewhere on the screen.
theRomanticPast: does he have a gun?
beowuuf: road only not good for boots, irl
TXC2: Road is good, trust in Road, Road is your friend
Tom_Bruise: Punch that mule! Take their boots!
PMAvers: What if we... took their weapons?
angryoptimist: I wonder what happens if you hit a MULE with a... grenade. Do they just go "ew, gross"?
PamelaVoorhees: He sure is nimble with that giant case on his back.
gualdhar: wait, now there are ninja assassin delivery people?
PMAvers: Snake, this is the basics of CQC
beowuuf: you made me disappoint someone about thir package! *thwap*
djcaptainnacho: Use your rope
djcaptainnacho: it makes this ez mode
Tom_Bruise: oh yea the parry rope
theRomanticPast: did he get the rope tutorial?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: grass tends to be better to hide in than behind rocks
SK__Ren: Yeah, you can mash the parry button. Its a prompt not an animation
Elspeth_Tirel: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:54.
angryoptimist: Ah. Of course. It's a Strand-Type Game.
TheThromborax: (please don't die)
Tom_Bruise: and this is why we should've gotten a toboggan to put the boxes on
PMAvers: "wait one of these boxes has guns in them" *click* "Aw yeah."
GhostValv: hah
TheMerricat: crap. and damn my stupid floating sleep patterns.... have I missed all the fun chat?
beowuuf: you missed a boat and making a no 2 grenade, we've only just srated deliverying in the MULE intensive area
Lord_ZYRK: Yes. Paul and chat already agreed no more fun for the rest of the stream lrrBEEJ
flufff42: Iโ€™m also a tad late but it seems thereโ€™s plenty of fun to be had
Sogheim: There goes Paul, backpacking in the wilderness with his unborn baby surrounded by terrifying otherworldly aliens. Normal Monday afternoon.
TXC2: hello TheMerricat you miss a new bad guy called higgs, also we killed a BT and now we have bombs made from our poop
beowuuf: oh, wow, yes, also that :(
TheMerricat: thanks @beowuuf and I guess. @lord_zyrk :p
Tom_Bruise: Poop bombs.
TheMerricat: and @ tx2 :)
SomebodyNowhere: has paul taken any big tumbles
Elspeth_Tirel: well this game sure is unique
djcaptainnacho: Roads aren't really worth it until late game
TheMerricat: did we lose our bike?
Elspeth_Tirel: he fell on his butt ungracefully a moment ago
Tom_Bruise: it's just a game about carrying boxes places and assaulting ghosts with various bodily fluids, what's so weird about that?!
Lord_ZYRK: TheMerricat we couldn't take it on our boat trip
PharaohBender27: @Elspeth_Tirel Yep.
beowuuf: in general there was a brief river rafting incident
djcaptainnacho: They take soooo many resources to buld
PharaohBender27: "You listening to me, mules? I'M RIGHT HERE!"
djcaptainnacho: yeah even w/ a vehicle they take too long to be worth it
beowuuf: no cars, only boats, due to boats going in speeds of knots
flufff42: But what if, an amphibious car?
PMAvers: That's where the sharks are, and they'll steal all your footballs and cargo.
djcaptainnacho: you can cancel the sensor by timing your sensor at the right time
Tom_Bruise: an amphibious car in this world would have to go at least 30 knotical miles per hour
djcaptainnacho: its tricky to get the hang og
DarkAbyssKeeper: I brought every piece of your stuff.
PharaohBender27: Why is a siren going off?
PsychoI3oy: tom_bruise, you know KNOT would be capitalized in KNOTitcal miles per hour
beowuuf: what is instead of amphibious car, one of thse duck things like from strip search / seattle torus
beowuuf: *tours
samzorz: HeyGuys @LoadingReadyRun
samzorz: HeyGuys chat
TehAmelie: Daniel Radcliffe?
flufff42: The usual welcome siren
fcloud: the man trekky to reconnekky
PharaohBender27: @flufff42 Huh, I guess I somehow hadn't noticed that previously
Tom_Bruise: I may or may not have thrown your package at some goons, but you know
DarkAbyssKeeper: "Less than 50% damaged." Oh, we're Amazon.
SomebodyNowhere: less than 50% damage
PsychoI3oy: pmavers, yes, likes are XP
TXC2: hello samzorz welcome
electric_claire: Prepare for disappointment hologram guy
Tom_Bruise: well you gave him a box, so of course he wants to join
SomebodyNowhere: BB
IncredibleFrown: well when you put it like that, maybe they're better off without...
SomebodyNowhere: power skeleton
TXC2: sorry hold on it's just come to me, how did we take a boat to get further inland?
TehAmelie: we do get an exoskeleton after all?
samzorz: Shot over a business email :)
Tom_Bruise: An exoskeleton. A sophisticated weapon for a more civilized age
beowuuf: txc2: shhhhhhhh, it's ok
IncredibleFrown: @txc2 there's an inland sea now
flufff42: Across the Great Lakes?
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 water can collect in many places
noSmokeFire: you can't trust anyone who's that chipper
CAKHost: Were you carrying a server?
SomebodyNowhere: power skeleton get
Robot_Bones: is my skeleton inactive ?
djcaptainnacho: @TXC2 Because of a series of giant explosions near the mississippi river creating an inland sea
NimrodXIV: active skeleton, not the passive one you normally have
TXC2: djcaptainnacho ok cool
noSmokeFire: @Robot_Bones did you pay the activation fee?
niccus: his voice reminded me of something and it's that part of me would have loved to see this game have a hologram of steve1989
Tom_Bruise: oh Reedus got thicc real quicc
Lord_ZYRK: I hear those save lives :O
Hexi_Lexi: thicc thighs save lives!
Robot_Bones: That explains a lot noSmokeFire
angryoptimist: It's the return of Leg Day.
djcaptainnacho: @TXC2 or more accurately voidouts
Hexi_Lexi: and deliver cargo!
KV1NN4: thicc thighs save...cargo?
Perchipy: Thikk
TXC2: thicc thighs and also a gap, the dream Kappa
SomebodyNowhere: can you carry more or move better now that you have a more fancy skeleton
djcaptainnacho: yes both
noSmokeFire: hrrgh, colonel. I'm trekking across america but my AS is dummy thick and the clap of my actuators is alerting the MULEs
djcaptainnacho: LOL
Alephred: Downside: you lost your thigh cargo slot. Upside, you can carry much more on you upper body, and can sprint and don't get tired as fast.
FakeFiend: was that kojima in game?
Alephred: They're just different colours, they're functionally identical.
TXC2: fancy is a kind of better.....
Saulens181: i think that was junji ito
noSmokeFire: wiki confirms The Engineer is Junji Ito (and voiced by Yuri Lowenthal)
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lick the dead body.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TheMerricat: this bunker was made for us?
TXC2: good advice
djcaptainnacho: Def junji ito
FakeFiend: ya, yes you're correct
TXC2: other works by Junji ito are available
Alephred: I saw an interview with Junji Ito, is is just a normal-looking nice old guy, you'd never suspect.
SomebodyNowhere: has paul tested the easter egg where the main character gets angry when you look at his junk too much
TheMerricat: @txc2 tbh, having seen a few other works, this hole was made for us is the only one I care to allow to stick in my brain
accountmadeforants: Junji Ito is adorable: https://youtu.be/8sV6QSHBiQc
Orgmastron: *Windows noises*
Elspeth_Tirel: oh good it wasn't just me
TehAmelie: i remember an interview where he says he thought Steven Universe was fanart
IncredibleFrown: allow me to holler about how good junji ito's cat diary is
TehAmelie: there's a whole show that's not just about the purple girl stepping into her hole in the cliff and sliding in? what a strange thing that must be to discover
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TehAmelie: hi again
niccus: speaking of, Ayako Ishiguro (Ito's wife) did a cat illustration for the Strixhaven archives
TXC2: and we're back
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Tom_Bruise: You have become the weapon to surpass Metal Gear
TehAmelie: part blood, part machine, all ghostbuster
electric_claire: Every time I look at Sam my back hurts
beowuuf: by volume and weight, but you are still the same amount of man as before, you just now have more weight and volume too
SomebodyNowhere: BB
TehAmelie: "goochie goochie go"
TXC2: Commander at a PPR? go on
accountmadeforants: niccus Not one, but two! I present, "Cat Thinks It's Brainstorming Wrong" (https://scryfall.com/card/sta/76/ja/brainstorm) and "Elder Palico" (https://scryfall.com/card/sta/109/ja/thrill-of-possibility)
angryoptimist: Oh, right. I forgot about the anti-ghost baby.
TXC2: zoom zoom zoom
djcaptainnacho: for now.....
angryoptimist: This game is so odd...
Alephred: You do have a battery to worry about.
PMAvers: Norman Yeetus
Alephred: But you can charge it the same way you charge a bike.
wench_tacular: just as long as there isn't an eclipse
beowuuf: this feels like a trap, and there a thousand unnoticeable potholes now?
TXC2: is this faster then the bike?
Tom_Bruise: Like a mighty gazelle striding across the Veld, the ExoSkeleton enhanzed Reedus makes short work of his deliveries
TehAmelie: if we can get cyber lungs to hold our breath for like an hour we'll be inincible
NimrodXIV: precious painting? better bring that to Blathers
Alephred: You can get partial credit for bringing lost stuff to *any* depot.
PMAvers: "I hate to say this, Sam, but this painting is a forgery."
angryoptimist: I wonder if the chiral stuff is... handy.
beowuuf: but given most of humanity has been cratered, even a forgery of something is still pretty cool, so have a like and a follow
TheMerricat: ysbrydPunjail
TXC2: !clips
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Lord_ZYRK: poursmr
keroan0: Mmm, good tea ASMR
Lord_ZYRK: The camera view slowly zooms while you drink LUL
Hexi_Lexi: beginning of a highlights? :P
gualdhar: reddit.com/r/teaporn
TXC2: Gods that slight zoom in on the sip
TheThromborax: so, I had forgotten, One of the things you miss in playing this on PC is that on PS4 the baby's laughter and crying came out of the speaker on the controller @loadingreadyrun
beowuuf: i'd give the pouring a solid 8/10, and the slurping a 4/10 :p
TehAmelie: i thought for a moment all the beverages in the game were becoming deficitonalized
OldManJohnsonMB: This Play it Forward is reminding me of when Paul did the old point and click adventure games. Top notch content, both times
TheMerricat: I may have just noticed this but does Paul have head tracking tech on his cam?
wench_tacular: He does
TheThromborax: it's really upsetting
beowuuf: paul does indeed
djcaptainnacho: its immersive to have it come out to the controller
Mushbie: it can, and its super annoying.
djcaptainnacho: @TheMerricat yes
CAKHost: Skyrim it?
Elspeth_Tirel: my pc treats my controller as an input/output device but I never get any sound out of it
Robot_Bones: Save them, you might need them later Kappa
TXC2: Looong loooong lader
djcaptainnacho: Im sure theres some sort of software that would let you access the speaker
TehAmelie: [Jacob's ladder intensifies]
Elspeth_Tirel: is that Ian's ladder to the moon?
CAKHost: How is it anchored?
TXC2: CAKHost by faith :p
PMAvers: Nanomachines, son.
TehAmelie: in this soft earth i'd more wonder how deep it's going to get anchored
TheMerricat: just checked apparently you can get the PS controllers speakers to be recognized as audio devices on the PC if you use a USB cable or the official Sony adapter for Bluetooth
CAKHost: If I'm climbing it, I think it would be my business to know!
angryoptimist: It uses videogameatron partical attraction forces.
angryoptimist: *particle
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Tom_Bruise: "What a nice package, you only let it fall off a mountain seventeen times"
Alephred: "Show me your package."
Aenir798: "Ask for nothing? Like hell I do. You better give me a whole lot of 'Likes'!"
fcloud: good thing they lock your weapons, otherwise you could shoot...a hologram? dangrerous
accountmadeforants: Why does that man sound like he was about to pat you on the head for doing such a good job? Who's a good porter? You are!
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gualdhar: how are there so many Knot Cities?
LordZarano: "All weapons locked" "But I've only got this rope? How do you lock a rope?"
Alchemistmerlin: Can you imagine dropping off a package and having the person be like "Oh you work for UPS? they blew up an orphanage once."
TheMerricat: because they aren't cities...
PharaohBender27: And what happens if they refuse to join the network?
TheMerricat: then our weapons become unlocked
accountmadeforants: That's how you get standards to take off, at least. Keep the barrier to entry and requirements as low as possible.
fcloud: they will become part of the network but they wont exchange data. got it
ArcOfTheConclave: @PharaohBender27 then you do a sidequest to change their mind
Tom_Bruise: If they refuse, they will be made to submit. This is the Way of the Collective Good
tezzatipoca: YESS DEATH STRANDING
PharaohBender27: An anarchist, I see
TheMerricat: Ah he's a bigot
shendaras: Connecting with people is terrible. Also I'm lonely and haven't talked with anyone in a while.
Tom_Bruise: That old man was *this* close to starting a racist tirade, you just know it
tezzatipoca: all people are bad! And I'm off my meds! heh heh
fcloud: "The Elder", the only living person over 60
angryoptimist: So are these shelters one-people areas? I kinda got the impression these were small *groups*.
tezzatipoca: But as time goes on, notice the Elder's difference between his speaking voice and email voice 0.0
beowuuf: i'm getting flashes of kathleen and the chipper...
TheMerricat: not sure if you can entrust non "lost-cargo"
fcloud: i know this is just a hologram, and we're not really in the same room, but believe me...i smell *fantastic*
tezzatipoca: @angryoptimist it's mostly one person or couples as far as I have gotten
angryoptimist: Well, that's kinda extra-grim, then.
djcaptainnacho: @tezzatipoca What happens? i didnt notice that part
angryoptimist: I love the juxtaposition of really grim stuff and 'hee hee lets throw our poop at ghosts!'
cardinalwiggles: hey paul, are you enjoying this game?
PharaohBender27: Have we toppled over yet? I'm curious to see how that would go
TheMerricat: peppers tend to not be community builders in my experience. most are the sort that'd rather communities fall to zombies
angryoptimist: That's not sarcastic or ironic love--I actually love that.
TehAmelie: now that package looks really unbalanced
tezzatipoca: @djcaptainnacho haha he sounds almost Russian? with his voice? But his emails are like "when I first arrived in this-here town I do declare... wasn't no one tougher than me..."
fcloud: package jenga reaching dangerous levels
djcaptainnacho: @tezzatipoca wtf????
TehAmelie: to be fair all the ladders look the same
TheExactSame: take the latter ladder
TXC2: Timber
beowuuf: uuuuuh
tezzatipoca: @djcaptainnacho haha yeah idk if there was some miscommunication or if maybe the emails were all written and then they changed direction on his voice?
TheExactSame: (yes I made that joke before)
Tom_Bruise: Yo your babybaby is fussing
PharaohBender27: Just when I was asking if we'd toppled before :p
NimrodXIV: oh that fall felt real
Lord_ZYRK: Oh that's a lot of dudes
tezzatipoca: might want to swap out your blood bag if you have one
Tom_Bruise: quick, throw your poo on them!
tezzatipoca: Smack him with luggage!
djcaptainnacho: now kick'em
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Elspeth_Tirel: this music just really makes me want to play mass effect
TXC2: Damn this music is badass
TheExactSame: maybe get a baby on board sticker?
tezzatipoca: lol run
Lord_ZYRK: Gives a new meaning to rope-a-dope PridePog
Tom_Bruise: throw your poo on a box and slap them with the poo box!
Alahmnat: we're gonna black out...
TehAmelie: this many robbers going after random couriers on the road can hardly make a profit
TXC2: go go gadget legs!
fcloud: they may take our lives...but theyll never take....OUR PACKAGE!
PharaohBender27: We're getting our cargo stolen!
tezzatipoca: hitting with luggage works better :D
PharaohBender27: How many mules are there here!?
TXC2: "do the Dew with out newest flavour: Mountain Dew all this blood"
tezzatipoca: I'm such a wimp with mules
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Tom_Bruise: the parry rope is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon. When it's properly used, it's almost invicible
TheExactSame: I haven't seen a whole lot of this. is it that Pauls ping can attract guys like that?
djcaptainnacho: once you get bola guns its soooooooo easy to take out mule bases
Lord_ZYRK: TheExactSame they have little sensors that ping you when you enter their territory
HistorysGr8estMonster: Hey! You! Get off my cloud!
tezzatipoca: @djcaptainnacho I find my bois escaping my bola rope. Do they only escape when another MULE helps them? I need to play with it more
TheExactSame: @Lord_ZYRK cool. thanks
Mangledpixel: but it's stuff!
Mangledpixel: gotta carry stuff!
Lord_ZYRK: TheExactSame that little yellow pylon near Paul is one
djcaptainnacho: @tezzatipoca you need to kick them to knock them out
DoctorAddams: Paul Saunders. Singer, Comedian, Murderer.
tezzatipoca: @djcaptainnacho oooooooooh
TheMerricat: @theexactsame the sensors detect cargo like paul's ping does some if you enter their territory with valuables, you attract them
tezzatipoca: paul MURDER lol
wench_tacular: deeply sleeping
TXC2: "we loved them....to death"
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TheMerricat: some = so even
IncredibleFrown: to be fair, if you killed them they'd have exploded
djcaptainnacho: @tezzatipoca if they have a little star sympbol above them it means they are knocked out
DoctorAddams: Just sleeping. Forever.
tezzatipoca: @djcaptainnacho oh ty ty
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Ivannorr: They will explode in 48hours if they are dead
djcaptainnacho: Thats why people started spreading out so much
IncredibleFrown: that's correct
TheMerricat: The worst part would be those prepper stations I mean they've only got one guy in them what happens when that guy passes
tezzatipoca: Everyone not dead? Shall I set you on fire? Wonderful.
n_mandrag: Mandatory fitbits.
TheExactSame: @TheMerricat stepped away. thanks
TheExactSame: I'll say this game is silly but I think I do like they mechanics
TehAmelie: that's Kojima all over
TheMerricat: this game definitely dedicates itself to the world it's built
tezzatipoca: I love the mechanics and I actually love the community-building aspect
DoctorAddams: You'd think they'd be a bit more conservative with the energy drinks
fcloud: hey chat, did we build any roads yet? or is that later
Lord_ZYRK: Where we're going we don't need roads
TXC2: no roads yet, we still need materials for it
Lord_ZYRK: and thus haven't built any
Alahmnat: tastygrades
djcaptainnacho: roads take too long
tezzatipoca: lol nice @alahmnat
tezzatipoca: When you get online it's a whole different ballgame
djcaptainnacho: they arent worth it till late game and then by the you have better options
TheMerricat: I have locked your rock now you can't hit me over the head with it
tezzatipoca: Random vehicles laying around are nice :D And so many bridges
Laurence72: your rope no longer works?
tezzatipoca: I liked the roads *shrug*
Tom_Bruise: "My lord, we tried to ambush the enemy fort, but all our soldier report that our weapons just kinda... turn off?"
djcaptainnacho: I guess if you are online then yes
BusTed: Good enough!
Invitare: or bad at delivering it
wench_tacular: its all relative
Elspeth_Tirel: can you imagine accepting a package from fedex, standing in front of the delivery person examining it, then telling them what a good job they did?
electric_claire: If Amazon workers can pee in bottles you can fight a ghost, Sam
Milocw: Isn't this less a case of bad at evaluating cargo and more of how bad does cargo normally show up as.
Tom_Bruise: "Sorry we took so long to deliver your package, but there's actual marauders out there"
TehAmelie: Master Handler: Handler of Masters
Elspeth_Tirel: and then talking politics with them lol
MAPBoardgames: It's all your fault
TheMerricat: my head canon is that the container is shucked before the cargo is delivered to the person... isolation measures and what not
DoctorAddams: TaRrUReStS!
djcaptainnacho: I just realized that MULEs are literally the people that steal packages off of porches
TheExactSame: too bad you specilize in moving poop and trouble
tezzatipoca: It's just YOU! Your blood is the specialest
fcloud: can't trust anybody. except you, of course. you're good people, i can see that
Aenir798: It's you and lots of other Yous throughout the multiverse.
Milocw: He said they come from Doom blood patients, so all doom people
Invitare: he seems to be constantly changing his opinions
Scy_Anide: I like your blood Sam...
tezzatipoca: Take lots of repair spray
Lord_ZYRK: Congrats, Paul, you ARE the unregulated arms market
TheExactSame: something something equals urine trouble
tezzatipoca: shuck those metals :)
TXC2: take some of the things we just delivered eh? :p
Lord_ZYRK: Hey, thanks for delivering the weapons I ordered! Hey, you should take these with you. It's dangerous to go alone!
DoctorAddams: inb4 this is actually a Vampire Hunter D world origin
TheMerricat: did we ever find a good use for the number zero or one nades?
Lord_ZYRK: DoctorAddams I would lose my fucking mind PridePog
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fcloud: sam bridges, grenade distributor. hematic for the people
tezzatipoca: Yeah 1s and 0s are just to dissuade. knocks them a few feet away.
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
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djcaptainnacho: yes menu pauses the game
TXC2: !break
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djcaptainnacho: @TXC2 how far along in this game are you?
TXC2: djcaptainnacho oh, I never played this game :p
djcaptainnacho: Oops meant to ping @tezzatipoca
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NimrodXIV: yes
TXC2: ah, no worries djcaptainnacho
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TheAinMAP: katesAir
Mangledpixel: get back to the back pain
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SomebodyNowhere: lrrSPOOP
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Tom_Bruise: ruh roh, the clicketyclacker's clicketyclacking. That means there's ghosts nearby
MAPBoardgames: A g-g-g-g-g-ghost?!
Robot_Bones: We've gone through... the scary door
Mangledpixel: a chip that's memory flavoured
PMAvers: Probably memes. Or ocat pics.
Laurence72: It's someone lost NFT
TheMerricat: worse it's someone's Bitcoin wallet up but no one knows the password
MAPBoardgames: I fail to believe that he just happend to call and tell us that, just because, just now. Don't these people have anything better to do that monitor our every action.
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: You never know what you can grab.
FITorion: so uh... what the heck was that?
TXC2: ah yes NFTs, the bastard child of Crypto and Copyright law :p
DoctorAddams: Has anyone tried appeasing the ghosts? Like capuring their muderous fiance or giving their kin a proper burial...?
tezzatipoca: drop off that ledge? check the distance?
Tom_Bruise: is... is Sam about to square up with some ghosts?
tezzatipoca: @doctoraddams Lol or just like soothing music?
tezzatipoca: BTW you can come back here for mucho loot in the future
Tom_Bruise: hooooooo boy we hit the motherload!
shendaras: Take all.
Aenir798: THEY NEED THE STUFF, SAM!
W_Livi: Remember what you came here for
beowuuf: think of all the roads!
tezzatipoca: lmao
tezzatipoca: take all and just see what your backpack looks like
tezzatipoca: and then put it back
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 "you mean you'll pay me *stupid* amounts of money for a *non-binding* license deal?"
djcaptainnacho: @DoctorAddams or at least try salt, that always works on supernatural
DoctorAddams: @tezzatipocYeah, or identifing the true heir to their fortune or something.
PixelArtDragon: Take all sounds like a good way to break Sam's spine
Invitare: so can the BTs not hear the sound of machinery?
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tezzatipoca: @doctoraddams lol the whole game becomes playing ghost detective.
MAPBoardgames: I keep a mix of salt, iron filings, and silver slivers in a bag so I have all of my supernatural bases covered.
tezzatipoca: ouija board. quartz.
PixelArtDragon: Oh so this is a stealth game!
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames For a second there I kept misreading "silver slivers" as "silver silvers" :p
Alahmnat: tiiiiiiiime to go
PMAvers: Random thought, would a rebreather work against these things?
DoctorAddams: Ghost always have some lingering beef. We must be their fwiends!
tezzatipoca: rock the baby too once you can
Tom_Bruise: "Piss off, ghosts!"
Alephred: ^ "Piss on, ghosts!"
tezzatipoca: He put your stuff in a nice pile and like left a note on it
MAPBoardgames: Are the BTs just really aggressive beach bums?
djcaptainnacho: hey did LRR announce the winner of the timespiral remastered box???
tezzatipoca: do you have a climbing anchor?
tezzatipoca: ow
Alahmnat: oof
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
PixelArtDragon: I like how this game treats ramps not as shortcuts, but as challenges
noSmokeFire: > BB disliked that
TXC2: all ideas are terrible until proven otherwise
Mangledpixel: bad idea confirmed
MAPBoardgames: Turns out, It WAS! lrrAWESOME
BusTed: Noted.
shendaras: I mean, the baby is in that fancy packaging so it's probably fine.
Tom_Bruise: well as long as you land face first. What you don't wanna do is a body splash
TXC2: oh shit, I've just resiled that's had to have happened IRL :(
TXC2: *realised
tezzatipoca: I let a 10yo play my game and he was very confused when I was like "shoot! Dodge! rock the baby!"
W_Livi: We ultimately emerged victorious, but the BTs put up a spirited effort
Robot_Bones: Baby learned to pull itself up by its boot straps
tezzatipoca: @shendaras yeah it's in a little fish tank!
noSmokeFire: would the repair spray help?
plummeting_sloth: !uptime
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tezzatipoca: @nosmokefire it only repairs the container
shendaras: They don't breath or ingest food..
TehAmelie: the baby seems less and less useful now we both have to fight non-ghosts and get weapons to fight the ghosts. . .
Vyous: I think they said the babies don't last more than a year before being disposed.
tezzatipoca: I think this was addressed by now... the BB's are only "useful" for about a year...
tezzatipoca: yeah :/
Tom_Bruise: does the fluid the baby is floating in need regular refreshers?
plummeting_sloth: ah darn, I got here way too late. Shoot, I was hoping if the game made any attempt to explain what massive lake, exactly, is in what appears to be Missouri
tezzatipoca: Fair lol
tezzatipoca: The BB gets a good full life relative to its other fate
beowuuf: pee pee soaked heck hole, please
Mangledpixel: no no, Impossible Mission is a different game
HorusFive: Did he just admit he was trying to get us killed?
tezzatipoca: @tom_bruise yeah when you rest they plug it in and like, balance its fluids and stuff *I pay way too much attention to the flavor text*
PMAvers: Went into a hell hole, weapons... gib shotgun plz
TXC2: Sam Porter "impoosible mission" bridges
beowuuf: "hey, Bob! He actually went in to the hell hole! No shit!"
djcaptainnacho: @plummeting_sloth so essentially there was a series of voidouts in that area and then the mississippi did her thing and filled in the hole
MAPBoardgames: No. It's just me.
TehAmelie: the Matrix has you
SomebodyNowhere: how often does mads michellson show up
djcaptainnacho: @plummeting_sloth they made giant craters
plummeting_sloth: ahh
PixelArtDragon: Oh I get it, chiral because they're spirals
tezzatipoca: Shiny :)
beowuuf: mads shows up each time we re-plug in after a rest in our rest room
Alephred: 'Chiral' refers to lef and right-handedness, paticularly when you're talking about molecules
MAPBoardgames: Why was he looking at his hands just then?
fcloud: can't trust anybody. i
Tom_Bruise: what are the odds the bolas that bola gun fires have blood in them?
tezzatipoca: High lol
plummeting_sloth: look, weapon is lethal if you put your mind to it
fcloud: can't trust anybody. i'll never join the uca. i'd like to join the uca and give you all my most valuable stuff
SomebodyNowhere: why always with the bloodd
noSmokeFire: howwww do you make string out of blood?
Kaorti: e-commerce -> e-bola
MAPBoardgames: Is there anything your blood can't do?
beowuuf: just realised BB gun would have a totally different meaning in this universe :(
plummeting_sloth: "You know , the strings in your blood that you have"
Tom_Bruise: I'm a bloody mind wizard
shendaras: Let me get my spinning wheel and spin some blood threads right quick...
PMAvers: If we stick our blood in our shoes, can we stomp on BT's?
tezzatipoca: look it's the future and dna rope is a thing
TehAmelie: so some kind of. . .blood-las?
noSmokeFire: sam was genetically modified with spider DNA to produce silk in his blood. like those goats.
TheMerricat: :D @beowuuf
TXC2: noSmokeFire same way you dye the rope with colours
fcloud: bolas are for human enemies, they dont have blood in them
plummeting_sloth: Please... please stop asking me to use my blood for things. I'm both creeped out and a little woozy
Manae: Look, let's stop beating around the bush, just... stab yourself and bleed on 'em, okay?
Tom_Bruise: yea but she just said you can make blood bolas
n_mandrag: Yeah - sure - let me just whip out my spinning wheel and SPIN SOME BLOOD STRANDS.... seriously. Is this whole enterprise A cult of Khorne?
Alephred: Some of your cargo is looking a bit rusty. Time for some spray?
TXC2: n_mandrag that makes too much sense, I don't like it :p
tezzatipoca: Just hook up a little squirty gun to your veins
vouru: back from coffee break, miss anything particularly interesting?
TheMerricat: somehow I don't think it's an unknown man given die hard man just showed up and said thank you for picking this up
plummeting_sloth: Was... that like a surprise anniversary present for Hardman?
TXC2: vouru we have a bolas gun now
vouru: neat!
Tom_Bruise: @tezzatipoca just a SuperSoaker that draws directly from the aorta
SomebodyNowhere: cute
TXC2: BOO THIS MAN!
Mangledpixel: booooo
TXC2: Kappa
vouru: lol
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
tezzatipoca: @tom_bruise lol... Nerf IV
n_mandrag: @TXC2 Boo-las ?
plummeting_sloth: hehe... like the Spiderman webslinging but it just blood gushing from your wrists and then you pass out
TXC2: n_mandrag :D
noSmokeFire: so why does die hardman have an obvious villain mask?
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire I actually don't know if that's ever been explained
PMAvers: What if we had drones that could do deliveries?
shendaras: Why aren't there more robots and automated things in this world?
TheMerricat: die hard's mask won't be explained until we get further into the story he does have a reason for it not that I think it's a good reason
beowuuf: i assumed rain related damage but... no idea
SomebodyNowhere: "check your cuff links"?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @noSmokeFire because it's a Kojima game
Alephred: They must have heard you were thinking about unionization.
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers Then mules would just need shotguns to steal cargo :p
Mangledpixel: there was somethng about people distrusting AI
plummeting_sloth: "It just lacks that human touch... you know, the smile, the wave, the way they explode if they die
PMAvers: But what if we gave the drones bombs to protect themselves with?
vouru: so if this network works by sending data back into the past does this mean the fact they don't already have the data means Sam fails to connect them?
TXC2: also drones probably require a level of infrastructure that is loooong gone
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers Well then the question becomes, what if one of the drones malfunctions and goes rogue?
fcloud: this questline actually does introduce drones to the world, in a limited way
SomebodyNowhere: legs so wide
TheMerricat: flying is for voting in this role because apparently the moment you hit the clouds your instruments go dead
TheMerricat: phone how did you correct verboten to for voting
JAGxTERRA: wow Sam has a big *cough* back.
vouru: nice save
MAPBoardgames: "The price of preparation. Paid for now in gold. Later, in blood."
fcloud: its a road!
plummeting_sloth: "Ah...he's right! It's the clouds that are the problem!" fires gun at clouds
FITorion: not picking up the lost cargo?
n_mandrag: @TheMerricat kinda scans if you are writing german on an english-autocorrecting system :/
SomebodyNowhere: ShrugEmoji because kojima?
PixelArtDragon: The timefall makes things age faster, so "old man yells at cloud"
fcloud: you can log into it the same way you do other structures
fcloud: i personally found building roads and other structures very satisfying in this game
djcaptainnacho: so according to the wiki "At one point Deadman asks Sam why Die-Hardman wears the mask, since Sam had known him for longer. Sam replies that he was told it was to hide burns on his face. It is later revealed that his face is not damaged at all, and he was simply using it to hide his identity."
tezzatipoca: @fcloud same!
SomebodyNowhere: very ninja like paul
Aenir798: Not carrying any cargo, huh? What about those boots on your left side?
plummeting_sloth: a very very heavy ninja
Tom_Bruise: all of these boxes, and none of them are for likes
PMAvers: "Am I not a creature of smoke and mist?"
vouru: Man Sam's hoarse grunts feel painful
PharaohBender27: @djcaptainnacho To hide his identity from people he knows?
plummeting_sloth: A high con/low dex ninja
tezzatipoca: 14
djcaptainnacho: you have 15
TXC2: we're a charisma rogue Kappa
Tom_Bruise: one in the chamber, 14 in your pocket
djcaptainnacho: just only loads 1 at a time
vouru: it loads 1 at a time
PMAvers: I'm assuming it's got a clipazine size of 1, and 14 extra rounds you can reload.
TheMerricat: so the story behind die hard men's mask is tied to a very spoilerific part of the game I don't know how much people want to know about it just yet
MAPBoardgames: "Why do you wear that mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?" "No. I just find they're incredibly comfortable. I think everyone will wear them in the future."
Alephred: Weapons cannot be reloaded in this game; you just make a new one with full ammo.
plummeting_sloth: 1 round mag
tezzatipoca: I thought the mask was just kind of a style choice? v rock and roll??
PixelArtDragon: For someone named "bridges", Sam seems to do a lot of fording
TehAmelie: it's Reaperworld baby
beowuuf: i presume pif is a no spoilers zone?
TXC2: MAPBoardgames nice reference, but also ooof :p
Alephred: Bola the truck!
tezzatipoca: owie
vouru: saw a car, it's GTA time now XD
TheMerricat: play it for it isn't always a no spoilers but this is Paul's first playthrough and it is blind
Lord_ZYRK: Sure is a lot of talking about future events for a blind playthrough
TXC2: lrrHONK
Tom_Bruise: Did... did that guy just run circles around you just so he could kick you in the butt?
TXC2: lrrHORN
Aenir798: They have a truck TAKE THEIR TRUCK!
tezzatipoca: That's a lot of bois
Aenir798: lrrHORN
tuckamanian: use them ninja skills boi
Alahmnat: serpentine!
TheMerricat: I wonder if we beat them if we get to keep their truck
Foxmar320: This is how stealth goes in any game I play
djcaptainnacho: bola time
plummeting_sloth: so it seems holding your hands in front of you and staring out them is a suboptimal attack strategy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
W_Livi: they're taking the piss, eh?
PixelArtDragon: Sh-sh-sha!
noSmokeFire: unfortunately, your pee IS valuable cargo
MAPBoardgames: Nice @W_Livi
n_mandrag: Wait -is adam leading the mules ?!
Laurence72: So Paul could tell them "Urine for a surprise?"
vouru: hahah man fall down
TXC2: "I want a cup of his piss!" the Mule leader, probably
Lord_ZYRK: These nerds are even hoarding destroyed cargo
tezzatipoca: Once you get some distance you can try the bola again
W_Livi: I got a lot of use out of the bola gun during my playthrough
Tom_Bruise: Where's Raiden when we need him, these dudes need their skeletons ate
JAGxTERRA: Are all these delivery people too?
PixelArtDragon: Why is "sex grenade" an item?
DeM0nFiRe: Nap time!
Alephred: No that's EX grenade.
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
noSmokeFire: @JAGxTERRA they WERE, but were overcome by a delivery-obsession psychosis
Alephred: It's made out of poop.
W_Livi: they took all your stuff? well, so much for that bola gun..
Invitare: they deliver you somewhere
PMAvers: I mean, I assume they know there's no reason to kill you. They know you'll come back with more stuff?
fcloud: buddy you just got DELIVERED
JAGxTERRA: So if FedEx and UPS decided to have a turf war?
Tom_Bruise: well at least they left your thicc exoskeleton
W_Livi: oh, neat
vouru: Had NPC's take my boots once. I chased them across the entire continent and wiped out their entire clan.
plummeting_sloth: boy that is dangerously kind of them
vouru: lesson? Don't take a mans boots.
Lord_ZYRK: PMAvers more the assumtion that your corpse goes nuclear
Lord_ZYRK: assumption*
MAPBoardgames: They know that your weapons were made of your leavings. No one wanted to touch your gun.
PixelArtDragon: You'd think of all the things you have on you, that exoskeleton would be the most valuable
plummeting_sloth: ah, they destroyed all your materials though
Aenir798: @JAGxTERRA More like UPS and a bunch of psychotic former UPS employees'
Alephred: Some of your stuff is stored in the MULE locker.
Alephred: (If it was cargo)
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MAPBoardgames: @Aenir798 are you saying the MULES went postal?
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames lrrWOW
LordZarano: Container repair spray was on the... oh nevermind
MAPBoardgames: (No disrespect to postal workers, it was for a joke)
JAGxTERRA: @Aenir798 ah i get it! So UPS vs DHL then.
fcloud: kinda sound like the odradek is dog-whistling all that cargo
n_mandrag: A UPS vs DHL turfwar would be weired. They would be the shortest skirmishes in history, only lasting for those microseconds that both parties meet, post a note that they would try to assault each other later and then leave again into the void.
Lord_ZYRK: Oh hey, we've got handprints on our backpack now. And they're. . . yaoi sized o__O
plummeting_sloth: When the cargo finally turned on man
JAGxTERRA: Both dhl and ups have airplanes
Tom_Bruise: "He... he knows we can see the boxes on his back, right?"
OldManJohnsonMB: Hey why do they get trucks?
djcaptainnacho: shoot themmmmm
TheAinMAP: ^
plummeting_sloth: use your gun as a gun maybe
MAPBoardgames: Cheese it!
TXC2: HZD this game aint :p
JAGxTERRA: bushes were a lie!
vouru: metal gear solid this ain't
W_Livi: Maybe if there was less on your back, sticking up out of the greenery?
TheMerricat: I mean they've got sensors up to the detect cargo aren't they just tracking us by the big boxes on our backs
Aenir798: The MULES turned their graphics down to the minimum so they don't render grass.
MAPBoardgames: Kick him in the package!
Tom_Bruise: it's at least nice all these dudes fall over to the same 3-hit attack string
PharaohBender27: @Aenir798 katesLol
MAPBoardgames: Deliver a punch to his face!
W_Livi: Have you considered taking folks out from a distance, with that bola gun?
PharaohBender27: Our cargo got stolen *again*? Man, this is going to tank our rating
Lord_ZYRK: It seems that Your Fist To My Face style is not the best against these guys
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: Woah, is Future Paul a robot?
W_Livi: Ya know what? Fair. Future Paul's a clever guy.
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
hoborg42: <3 <3 <3
Laurence72: future Paul? Which clone is that one?
Mangledpixel: Future Paul has a cyber beard
Tom_Bruise: Future Paul will curse Past Paul for not using the bloodrope gun enough
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul lrrPAUL lrrHEART
ContingentCat: Thanks Present Paul
beowuuf: thanks for streaming
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for streaming
BusTed: See you next time.
Lord_ZYRK: The one covered in chrome, Laurence72
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !events
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Laurence72: Thanks for the stream!
PMAvers: Not convinced Sam's not going to get a sweet katana.
TXC2: !next
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fcloud: !quote selfie
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GapFiller: bye Paul lrrPAUL see yr later lrrHEART
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vouru: PEACE
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
PharaohBender27: See some of you this evening! Also, goodnight, @TXC2 !